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What the...?
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Where do you think you're going?
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I mean,
you just don't think I can let you...
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Excuse me?
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Is there a trick to getting
some help around here?
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Other then being charming
and beautiful, no, ma'am.
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I need to know which of these to buy--
the 3000-Z or the 3000-ZX.
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Excellent question.
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Uh, you need to talk to one
of our green shirts about that.
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I can actually call one to assist you.
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I'm not a salesman.
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I'm actually part of the nerd herd.
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You must be so proud of yourself.
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I wouldn't go so far as to say proud.
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So sorry.
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One minute.
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I'll be right back.
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Mystery crisper.
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Guys, sorry, sorry to break up...
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You want in?
It's gonna cost you five bucks.
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What's going on?
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Final round. Mystery crisper.
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Mystery crisper!
Mystery crisper!
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The great crisper,
where employee food goes to die.
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Pull the shield down.
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Guys, there's going to be a riot on
the sales floor if you don't get back to work.
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Chuck, shut up.
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There it is.
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Come to daddy.
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He's got it?
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He's the man, the man.
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He wants his weapon.
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Morgan is so awesome.
He can eat anything.
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Bartowski.
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Yeah!
Yes!
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I need to see you in my office.
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I-I was just on my way.
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Daddy mad, Chuck.
Daddy mad.
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Might as well kiss
that promotion good-bye.
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- Get in here, Bartowski.
- Yes, sir.
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Tell me...
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The money?
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The ladies?
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The medical.
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I couldn't give a rodent's behind
about this job.
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But this...
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My body is my temple.
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And I must treat it as such.
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Is that...
Is that all, sir?
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'Cause I-I really should, uh,
get back to work.
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- No, that is not all.Sit down.
- Okay.
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There's a guy coming in here
from corporate to interview you
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and Tang for the assistant manager spot.
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Now Tang's has the charm of a prostate exam.
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For some reason, people seem to like you.
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If the HR guy likes you, the job is yours.
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So is the medical.
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Don't screw up.
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I'll, uh, I'll do my best.
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Make sure Morgan does his best, too.
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That kid is gonna be the anchor
around your neck, Bartowski.
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What, we don't have
enough actual cobwebs already?
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I'm getting ready for
our annual Halloween party.
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What time are you getting here?
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Oh, you know what, I might be late.
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They finally scheduled that
promotional-interview thing for that afternoon.
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We can just make it an
assistant manager party, too, then.
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Sure, yeah,
if you feel like jinxing it.
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You're just finally growing up,
aren't you?
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Do you think that this year
would be a good time for you
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and Morgan to have separate costumes?
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Excuse me,
but what's wrong with our costume?
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Um, I'm sorry, but the whole
two-man-sea-cucumber-thing is kind of creepy.
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First of all, it's a sandworm, okay?
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Shai-Hulud, to be specific.
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And second of all, dune fans have been going
nuts over our costume since the eighth grade.
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Yo.
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Chuckster.
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Guess what I am?
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You're...
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Naked?
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I'm Adam.
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You know, like Adam and Eve, Adam.
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Wait till you see my snake.
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I don't want to see your snake.
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Devon, Chuck here has
an interview on Wednesday.
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That is outstanding.
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I gotta...
Excuse me.
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Hello?
Hello?
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I'm getting tense!
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You know I don't like being tense.
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How can I help you relax, big Mike?
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Find that jackass Morgan.
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Your buddy's supposed to be working
a double shift today and went AWOL.
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Hey, hey, buddy, Morgan.
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- Where you been? What's up, buddy?
- Yes.
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Where have you been?
I've been trying to call you.
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I, uh, I picked up the sandworm costume
from the dry cleaners.
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The ranch dressing from last year
totally came out, so we're all good.
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You ready to win another
buy more costume contest?
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No.No, no, 'cause you're
supposed to be at work, buddy.
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Dude, I got ten big ones riding
on this quote-unquote video game,
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so can I just have, uh...
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This guy's been handing me my ass all week.
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Time to return the favor.
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It's over. Your reign is over.
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- Uh, Morgan.
- Yeah, buddy?
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Morgan, this guy is dangerous.
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Well, Morgan's dangerous, Chucky.
Morgan's dangerous.
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Oh, what a baby.
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What a loser.
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How did you find me?
How did you find me?
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Who else knows I'm here?
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Who do you work for?
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No one.No one.
Let me go.
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Look, I don't know what you're talking about.
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I know you're a spy!
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Your watch?
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I designed that watch for the CIA.
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Are there other agents waiting for me outside?
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Are there other agents waiting for me outside?
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You're not sneaking away from me.
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Wait, whoa, whoa.
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You still owe me ten bucks!
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Morgan!
Morgan!
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Whoa, hey, you still owe me ten dollars!
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Hey.
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Um, is Sarah here?
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She's waiting in your room.
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Is everything okay?
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Said she had a surprise for you.
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Get in there, slugger.
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Hey.
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Who is this Laszlo character?
He just ID'd me as an agent.
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Relax. We're looking into him.
And you did the right thing.
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I... I didn't do anything.
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I just flashed on the guy.
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You followed protocol, and I'm going to
check in with you first thing in the morning.
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Wait, wait.Wait, wait,
hold on, hold on. Wait, um...
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Look, if it's cool with you,
could you hang out for a little while?
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Look, awesome and Ellie think that I'm...
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Kind of getting lucky in here,
and I wouldn't want to disappoint...
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Them.
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Uh, how long do you want me to stay?
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42 minutes and 15 seconds?
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Arcade fire's first album.
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It's like an auditory aphrodisiac.
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You're not really ready for it yet.
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Here we go.
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And...
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Why were you waiting for me
in my room, anyway?
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Well, I wanted to surprise you.
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Uh, it's, uh, it's us at comic-con.
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What do you think?
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It's...
It's great.
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But we've never actually
been to Comic-Con, have we?
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Wow, we...
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We actually look like a real couple.
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Well, we are a real couple.
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We're just a different sort of a couple.
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That we are.
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You!
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What do I have to do to get timely
intel out of you, Bartowski?
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Look, I briefed Sarah last night, all right?
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Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
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I thought we were all supposed to be
part of the same team here, huh-- team Chuck.
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We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy
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who always gets picked last,
and I do not like feeling like
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Team Chuck's little fat kid.
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Okay, you know what, the next time I have a flash,
I'll come straight to you, all right, Casey?
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What did you tell Laszlo?
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Nothing.
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He asked me where I got my watch,
and I told him my girlfriend gave it to me, okay?
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So you compromised yourself and agent Walker?
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Bang up job, Chuck.
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And so now you and your son
are ready to video-chat.
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Thank you, young man.
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You've been-- great heavens!
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This is a whale-tail.
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Notice this illusive creature,
seen here frolicking in her natural habitat--
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- any sudden movement would-
- Give me, give me this.
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Come on, come on.
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Get, shoo, shoo, shoo.
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Have fun, go find the video games.
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What was that about, man?
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Come on,
I was this close to closing a sale.
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No.You know what you are, Morgan?
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You are this close to getting
fired for sexual harassment.
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What happened, Chuck?
You used to be cool.
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I-I used to be cool?
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When was that?
When we were 13?
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Well, I'm sorry to go changing on you, buddy.
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But if you hadn't noticed,
we are now chronologically-speaking, adults.
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So, unless you wanna work retail
for the rest of your life,
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and by the way, drag me down
with you in the process,
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I would suggest that you grow up.
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"Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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"Couldn't help but notice the way
you handled that, uh, Morgan situation.
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That was most impressive, Chuck.
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That's great, that's great.
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You gave me goose bumps.
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Super, Jeff.
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The intersect was correct to alert us.
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We've been looking for Laszlo Mahnovski
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since he escaped from Los Robles
national labs last month.
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Who is he?
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Weapons designer.
Government brain.
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The target graduated college age 14.
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Ph.D. at 17.
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Been with us ever since, working for
a clandestine engineering subcontractor.
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Laszlo's not the kind of asset
we can afford to lose to our enemies.
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Grade-A egghead.
Got it.
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What do you want me to do with him?
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Bring him in.
And take caution.
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What, is he gonna hurt me with his mind?
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Well, here's what he did to his handlers.
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Nice try, buddy, but, uh,
Halloween's tomorrow, okay?
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Or today, or today.
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It could be today if you want it to be today.
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I didn't kill anybody.
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Look, I-I never said you did.
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Then why am I on the FBI list?
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I don't know.
Just calm down.
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I was framed, okay.
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You have to believe me.
I am not a murderer.
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Okay, okay.
I believe you.
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But, FYI...
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You're kinda acting like a murderer.
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You told the undercover agent about me,
didn't you?
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He's talking to Pentagon operations
right now.
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I tapped into the encrypted video feed
at the store.
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I helped design that home theater system.
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Look, I-I-I don't know-- gun!
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Get it.Get it.
Get it.
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I got it, I got it.
I got it.
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Is that a water gun?
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No.
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I'm pretty sure it's dripping on my face.
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I'm sorry.
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Name's Laszlo.
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And I need help.
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What the hell am I supposed to do?
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You're on the inside.
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You have access.
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Look, unless you help me clear my name,
they're gonna keep chasing me.
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You're my only hope.
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But first...
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I could really use some pancakes.
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Hey, where's Chuck?
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Shouldn't you guys be practicing your snake dance?
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It's a sandworm, and...
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Chuck's not here, 'cause he's probably off doing
something really mature like seeing an opera.
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Or reading.
256
00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:10,551
Come on, babe, let's help the little guy out.
257
00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,548
What else did you make for the CIA?
258
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,047
Whatever the jobs called for actually.
259
00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:16,445
I mean, if an agent wanted
thermal-vision ray bans
260
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:19,742
I'm the Guy they call.
261
00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:22,139
You're like a real-life Q?
262
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:23,838
You know.
263
00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:28,134
You know Q.
264
00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:30,732
The guy who used to make
all the gadgets for Bond, Q?
265
00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:32,630
Bond was that spy-guy, right?
266
00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:34,928
What, have they been
keeping you in a frigging' cave?
267
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,625
Underground lab actually.
268
00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:42,520
For the last 10 years,
all I did was work in that lab pretty much.
269
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:43,919
Well, that and play video games.
270
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:44,817
But, uh...
271
00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:46,916
No friends, no family.
272
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,812
No bond.
273
00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:53,908
No wonder you blew up all your
research and busted out there.
274
00:14:53,699 --> 00:14:55,207
That's just inhumane.
275
00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:56,807
So what kind of work do you do?
276
00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,804
You know, it's kinda, it's kinda,
uh, complicated.
277
00:14:59,595 --> 00:15:01,201
Right, but you gotta be
some kind of a genius.
278
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,001
Or prodigy?
279
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:05,798
I mean feds don't bother
recruiting somebody,
280
00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:09,794
guarding them with undercover agents,
unless you're super-good at something?
281
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,593
What are you super-good at?
282
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,689
Let's just say I'm a computer-guy.
283
00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:19,484
Ellie, let me ask you a question.
284
00:15:19,775 --> 00:15:22,482
Am I the kind of person you'd categorize as...
285
00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,081
Immature?
286
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,476
- Do you really want me to answer that?
- Yes.
287
00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:30,075
Be straight with me.
Fire away both barrels.
288
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:33,271
Would you mind stepping in the kitchen
for a moment, Morgan?
289
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,569
I'll handle this one, honey.
290
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:44,161
Ellie's room.
291
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:54,851
There comes a time in every man's life
when he reaches, well, a crossroads.
292
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:57,348
A time when he must ask himself...
293
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,347
Am I a tucker?
294
00:15:59,937 --> 00:16:01,743
Talking about your shirt, Morgan.
295
00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,543
I wasn't always a tucker, you know.
296
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:06,140
Then one day, it just happened.
297
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,738
How do you, how do you know it's time?
298
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,537
You just feel it.
Go ahead.x
299
00:16:09,329 --> 00:16:11,035
Tuck her in.
See how she feels.
300
00:16:10,826 --> 00:16:11,835
I don't know.
301
00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:15,530
No, I'm, I'm just kinda happy
with how my shirts hang there.
302
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,330
Come on.
303
00:16:16,521 --> 00:16:17,529
You're safe in here.
304
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,128
Tuck her in.
305
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,826
- I don't if I'm, I-
- do it. Mm-hmm.
306
00:16:26,512 --> 00:16:30,815
I don't know, I-I kinda feel like my,
my junk's out there for the whole world to see.
307
00:16:31,107 --> 00:16:32,913
Maybe that's the point, Morgan.
308
00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,813
Maybe that's the point.
309
00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:39,208
If there's one thing to being a man,
it's always speaking your mind.
310
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,307
Whatever the cost.
311
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:42,405
Always be direct, open and honest.
312
00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:45,401
When I was 12, I hid under Ellie's bed,
so I could watch her undress.
313
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:46,700
Excellent.
314
00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:48,499
What are you looking at?
315
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,299
Your hair.
316
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,197
It's time to tame the mane, buddy.
317
00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:53,295
Let's talk product.
318
00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:56,392
- I gotta finish the job.
- I'm sorry.
319
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,089
Hey, who's that handsome guy
in the mirror?
320
00:16:58,682 --> 00:16:59,889
This is great.
321
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,284
I mean just being able to
sit in a coffee shop and talk.
322
00:17:04,676 --> 00:17:05,683
Just talk.
323
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,281
With somebody who knows what
it's like working for the company.
324
00:17:08,072 --> 00:17:11,876
You know, if I had to do it over again,
I never would have gone to that pier.
325
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:13,276
What pier?
326
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,673
I was 11...
327
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,172
And...
328
00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:21,867
Some agent saw me playing Tetris at an arcade.
329
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:24,065
So he asked me if I can take all these tests.
330
00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:26,663
The next thing I know,
he's offering to pay my way through school.
331
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,961
My parents, like,
they didn't know what to do with a kid
332
00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:30,459
whose IQ is higher than both theirs combined.
333
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,157
So they signed me over.
334
00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:36,653
And that's when I became property of
the united states government.
335
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:40,451
Sweet story, huh?
336
00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:44,245
I'm a little, I'm a little strapped.
337
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:47,543
You know how government work pays.
338
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,443
Dude, yeah.
339
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,940
No, no, no, no,
don't even worry about it.
340
00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:52,538
Here.
Here's an IOU.
341
00:17:53,829 --> 00:17:54,836
Thanks.
342
00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:00,630
Chuck, listen you can't tell
your handlers you ever saw me.
343
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,029
What? Why?
344
00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:04,427
They can help you, Laszlo.
They're the good guys.
345
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,224
There's no such thing in this business.
346
00:18:06,415 --> 00:18:07,624
I mean, you don't believe me?
347
00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:09,122
Go home and search your room.
348
00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:12,319
See what kind of bugs
your good guy handlers planted on you.
349
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:18,813
From now on, you should trust your handlers
precisely as much as they trust you.
350
00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:22,052
What the hell are these?
351
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:25,349
Seems you already know, Chuck.
352
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:28,346
I can't believe you've been prying
into my most intimate moments...
353
00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:29,844
You know what?
354
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:33,341
I swear to god, if I find out you've been
spying on my sister, I will kill you, Casey.
355
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:34,440
Intimate moments?
356
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:37,038
Not really an issue thus far.
357
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:41,335
At least, not in the sense of
traditional two-person intimacy.
358
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:42,034
He-he-he.
359
00:19:41,825 --> 00:19:43,930
Do you have any idea
how violated I feel right now?
360
00:19:43,722 --> 00:19:44,929
You feel violated?
361
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:47,128
No, no, no, my ears feel violated.
362
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:51,524
'Cause they have to listen to you and
that moron Morgan yammering on for four hours
363
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,521
about what sandwich You're gonna take
if you were stranded on a deserted island.
364
00:19:54,312 --> 00:19:55,420
What are you nuts?
365
00:19:55,211 --> 00:19:57,319
Nobody was talking about
sandwiches for four hours.
366
00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,118
Come on.
367
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:01,514
Think about it-- this is a desert island, Morgan.
368
00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:03,712
Mayonnaise simply doesn't fare well in the tropics--
369
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:05,510
Oh, yeah, but define sandwich.
370
00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:07,907
'Cause technically you can put anything
between two slices of bread.
371
00:20:07,699 --> 00:20:09,806
For instance, could I bring...
372
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,104
a Jessica Alba sandwich to said desert island?
373
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,304
I-I suppose.
374
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:16,700
Well, I'll have you know,
I stand by my mayonnaise theory.
375
00:20:16,492 --> 00:20:19,597
And you're still a giant douche
for spying on me like that.
376
00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:23,192
Well, if it's any comfort, Chuck,
we planted those bugs to protect you.
377
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,691
How did you find the surveillance, anyway?
378
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,889
Oh, a little birdie named Laszlo told me.
What?
379
00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,887
You contacted Laszlo and didn't tell me?
380
00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:31,085
I'm sorry, Casey.
381
00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:33,284
Did I violate your trust?
382
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,069
Willkommen to wienerlicious.
383
00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:51,266
I'm sorry, but we're geschlossen--
and that's German for "closed.
384
00:20:53,456 --> 00:20:54,863
"that's really adorable.
385
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:55,962
Nice cover, agent Walker.
386
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,961
You've a sec?
387
00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:03,555
Hello, Chuck.
388
00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:07,651
What did you tell your handler?
389
00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:08,750
I told him you were innocent, okay?
390
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:09,750
I told him, I thought you were innocent.
391
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,847
And I think the best thing for
you to do is go and turn yourself in.
392
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:12,646
They can help you.
393
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,945
Forget it, Chuck.
394
00:21:14,535 --> 00:21:15,544
It doesn't even matter.
395
00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:16,442
Of course it matters.
396
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,441
Isn't this what you wanted?
397
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,739
They went through the trouble
of framing me for murder.
398
00:21:19,831 --> 00:21:21,537
What's going to happen
when they get me back?
399
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:22,537
A slap on the wrist?
400
00:21:22,527 --> 00:21:24,235
There's got to be someplace
you can hide me.
401
00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:26,733
Just for tonight.
402
00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:29,730
There is one place.
403
00:21:30,819 --> 00:21:32,628
So this kid just escaped?
404
00:21:32,619 --> 00:21:36,323
Look, we tried everything we could to
prevent this whole thing from happening.
405
00:21:36,115 --> 00:21:38,221
And what exactly is this?
406
00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:42,718
A mentally unstable weapons designer, off his meds,
and currently running around Los Angeles.
407
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,816
And how do you know all this?
408
00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:45,215
Laszlo was my asset.
409
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,913
I was the one who found him.
410
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,711
I was the one who trained him, and I'm definitely
the one who's going to be bringing him back.
411
00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:52,507
Look, I'm just going to be
completely straight with you, Walker.
412
00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:55,904
We believe that he is looking to make a bomb.
413
00:21:56,596 --> 00:21:59,700
And god help whoever's in his way
when Laszlo decides to go off.
414
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:02,198
Welcome to buy more.
415
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,997
How can I be of assistance?
416
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:13,971
This is great!
417
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,868
I'll be out before you guys open.
418
00:22:16,659 --> 00:22:20,364
And if everything works out,
you will never see me again.
419
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:22,663
Thank you, Chuck, for everything.
420
00:22:22,654 --> 00:22:23,961
I really appreciate it.
421
00:22:23,752 --> 00:22:25,060
Yeah, definitely.
422
00:22:24,852 --> 00:22:27,258
Good luck disappearing, Laszlo.
423
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,157
Yeah.
424
00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:30,755
Oh, and I hope you don't mind,
I kind of helped myself to the...
425
00:22:31,047 --> 00:22:32,852
To the Bond oeuvre.
426
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,552
Oh, check you out.
427
00:22:34,343 --> 00:22:35,850
A view to a kill?
428
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:38,348
That's a bold choice.
Why? Is it a good one?
429
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:41,444
Oh, dude, Christopher Walken
playing some evil Nazi villain?
430
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,942
Grace Jones as some
android rage sex assassin?
431
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:47,239
I think, actually, on second thought,
I'm going to stay for the beginning.
432
00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:48,337
Sit.
433
00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:53,733
Who is it?
434
00:22:54,923 --> 00:22:57,229
Uh, it's my handler, Sarah.
435
00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:58,428
Chuck, you got to turn it off.
436
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,026
Please, Chuck, she could be tracking us.
437
00:23:01,018 --> 00:23:03,922
You don't understand.If you turn me in to your handlers,
it's like signing my death warrant.
438
00:23:08,111 --> 00:23:09,118
Give me your watch.
439
00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:10,417
Why?
Give me your watch.
440
00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:11,915
I need to disable the transponder.
441
00:23:12,005 --> 00:23:13,914
Disable the transponder?
transponder
442
00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:15,812
Yeah, but how would you do that?
443
00:23:23,795 --> 00:23:24,903
Here you go.
444
00:23:30,088 --> 00:23:31,596
You were right about the bugs, by the way.
445
00:23:31,388 --> 00:23:32,896
God knows what they put in my car.
446
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,094
I've got a pretty good idea.
447
00:23:34,486 --> 00:23:36,992
I broke into it earlier, disabled the GPS.
448
00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:38,190
How did you...
449
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,587
You designed my car.
450
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,587
Just think, Chuck.
451
00:23:42,078 --> 00:23:46,183
Right now, there is no one in the
entire world who knows where we are.
452
00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:52,276
come on, Chuck.Pick up the phone.
453
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:53,575
Hey, it's Chuck.
454
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,674
I'll call you right back.
455
00:23:54,665 --> 00:23:55,673
damn it.
456
00:23:55,665 --> 00:23:59,470
Chuck, I want you to go to your car,
lock the doors and wait for me.
457
00:24:03,257 --> 00:24:04,365
What did I tell you?
458
00:24:04,457 --> 00:24:07,662
Max Zorin is one of the greatest bad guys of all time.
459
00:24:10,051 --> 00:24:11,857
You think Walken was the bad guy?
460
00:24:13,148 --> 00:24:14,556
What, are you kidding?
461
00:24:14,347 --> 00:24:17,253
I mean, he did try to sink California into the Pacific ocean.
462
00:24:17,044 --> 00:24:18,252
What do you think?
463
00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:20,450
Don't you get it, Chuck?
464
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,047
Zorin is like us.
465
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:26,643
The Nazis used him for his superior gifts
the way our government uses me and you.
466
00:24:27,234 --> 00:24:29,741
I don't...
Too bad Zorin didn't have this home theater system.
467
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:31,339
Screw flooding Silicon Valley.
468
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:33,636
Do you know what we can do with this system
if we really wanted to, Chuck?
469
00:24:35,326 --> 00:24:36,734
Watch more movies?
470
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:39,232
I haven't had a chance to play with
this bad boy since I designed it.
471
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,624
What is that?
Strategic air command.
472
00:24:47,915 --> 00:24:52,218
We keep a fleet of B-2s in Guam,
kept on nuclear alert, just in case.
473
00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:56,614
What are you doing?
474
00:24:56,405 --> 00:24:58,413
Putting my tax dollars to work, Chuck.
475
00:24:58,804 --> 00:25:01,411
Would you like to play a nice game of thermonuclear war?
476
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,310
What about Texas?
477
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,805
What did Texas ever do that was so great?
478
00:25:08,694 --> 00:25:09,902
Nine hours...
479
00:25:10,393 --> 00:25:12,000
Maybe we should pick somewhere closer?
480
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:14,297
In honor of max Zorin...
481
00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:16,996
Let's see how fast they get to San Francisco.
482
00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:21,091
Hey, hey, hey!
483
00:25:20,883 --> 00:25:22,290
Um...
484
00:25:22,082 --> 00:25:24,588
What about, let's watch Goldfinger, huh?
485
00:25:26,377 --> 00:25:27,386
What's it about?
486
00:25:27,178 --> 00:25:32,780
Uh, again, it's about this bad, misunderstood guy
who just wants to blow up the world.
487
00:25:32,571 --> 00:25:34,878
It's right up your alley;
I think you'll really like it.
488
00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:39,574
We can always play later.
489
00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:40,372
We can!
490
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:41,672
We can play...
491
00:25:41,864 --> 00:25:43,970
Bomb, bomb, bomb...
492
00:25:44,659 --> 00:25:45,467
Thing later...
493
00:25:45,259 --> 00:25:47,166
I'm going to go get us some more popcorn.
494
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:48,365
So, here, why don't you...
495
00:25:48,157 --> 00:25:49,563
You go ahead and start without me.
496
00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:52,162
And-and, uh, I'm going to be right back.
497
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:56,357
You have 34 new messages.
498
00:25:56,149 --> 00:25:57,257
Chuck, it's Casey.
499
00:25:57,049 --> 00:25:58,156
Call me.
500
00:25:59,147 --> 00:26:00,754
You think this is funny, Chuck?
501
00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:04,050
If you don't call me back in the next ten seconds...
502
00:26:04,241 --> 00:26:07,048
Tie it in a knot and shove it straight up...
503
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:10,543
Chuck, I want you to go to your car,
lock the doors, and wait for me.
504
00:26:17,927 --> 00:26:18,936
Where are we headed?
505
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:20,934
I thought I asked you to turn your phone off.
506
00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:21,833
Who were you talking to?
507
00:26:21,624 --> 00:26:22,932
My handler, okay?
508
00:26:22,723 --> 00:26:24,531
She was just checking in.
509
00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:25,529
You shouldn't have done that, Chuck.
510
00:26:25,321 --> 00:26:27,427
You should not have dragged them into this.
511
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:29,126
I'm not responsible for what happens now.
512
00:26:31,516 --> 00:26:33,023
You sold me out...
You sold me out!
513
00:26:32,815 --> 00:26:35,419
No, no, no, no.
I just didn't want you to get hurt, okay?
514
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:36,618
Look, relax.
515
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,517
Just relax, everything is going to be cool.
516
00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:56,002
Everything is not going to be cool.
517
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,787
What the hell?
518
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,165
You're going to kill us!
You're going to kill us!
519
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,445
Well, Chuck, it's been fun.
520
00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:58,840
Don't...
521
00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,236
Oh... Oh!
522
00:28:37,643 --> 00:28:38,751
Hey.
523
00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:40,350
You look nice.
524
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,650
Thanks.
525
00:28:41,441 --> 00:28:42,848
I feel like crap.
526
00:28:43,338 --> 00:28:44,445
I screwed up.
527
00:28:44,937 --> 00:28:48,142
I severely pooched the Laszlo situation last night.
528
00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:49,741
Yeah, well...
529
00:28:49,731 --> 00:28:52,437
Today, you have a job interview.
530
00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:57,134
Do you think I care about making
lower management at a buy more?
531
00:28:56,926 --> 00:28:57,833
Are you kidding me?
532
00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:01,829
I aided and abetted the escape of
the next Ted Kacyzski, Sarah.
533
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,629
I just...
534
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:07,223
I can't believe that I was so wrong about that guy.
535
00:29:07,315 --> 00:29:08,723
No wonder you bugged my room.
536
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,121
I'm an absolute idiot.
537
00:29:15,107 --> 00:29:19,213
You know, just because you trust people,
it doesn't make you an idiot.
538
00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:22,209
Yeah, well, I should've trusted you guys a little more.
539
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,606
I'm sorry.
540
00:29:28,096 --> 00:29:32,000
Well, Casey got a signal on your car,
and somehow the GPS got turned back on
541
00:29:31,791 --> 00:29:33,799
and Laszlo was heading east.
542
00:29:33,889 --> 00:29:35,397
So, I'll call you from the road.
543
00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:37,595
And don't worry, we're going to bring him in, Chuck.
544
00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:40,492
Good luck today.
545
00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,974
Morgan!
546
00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:04,969
I don't know who you're supposed to be,
but that's the most kick-ass costume ever.
547
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,968
I'm sorry, Michael.
548
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:07,266
Is it Halloween?
549
00:30:07,858 --> 00:30:09,166
I didn't realize.
550
00:30:11,753 --> 00:30:13,061
Morgan, hey.
551
00:30:13,252 --> 00:30:16,957
You up for a little mystery crisper holiday edition?
552
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,254
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about, lester.
553
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:21,753
Jeffrey.
554
00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:25,749
Hey, Morgan, buddy, where were you this morning?
555
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:26,947
I thought you wanted a ride in.
556
00:30:27,638 --> 00:30:28,945
Why are you all dressed up?
557
00:30:28,737 --> 00:30:30,344
Why are you all dressed up?
558
00:30:30,436 --> 00:30:32,244
I have a job interview today.
559
00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:34,639
Bully for you, Chuck.
What?
560
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:37,837
You think you're the only one at the
buy more who cares about looking professional?
561
00:30:39,627 --> 00:30:40,934
Typical.
562
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:43,232
I never, I never said anything...
563
00:30:49,218 --> 00:30:50,326
Boo!
Ah!
564
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,023
Did I scare you, Chuck?
565
00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:57,119
You better be scared, 'cause I'm about
ready to kill me a job interview, partner.
566
00:30:57,710 --> 00:30:59,116
Ka-pow!
567
00:31:22,885 --> 00:31:24,492
Laszlo is not headed east.
568
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:25,891
He's going to the Santa Monica pier.
569
00:31:25,682 --> 00:31:27,090
Yeah, you don't say?
570
00:31:26,982 --> 00:31:29,088
We just found the GPS in downtown.
571
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,285
Laszlo ripped it out and stuck it under a big rig.
572
00:31:31,077 --> 00:31:32,684
Look, he was casing the arcade.
573
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,083
It's where he was first recruited.
574
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,782
There's a huge Halloween party there every year.
575
00:31:35,573 --> 00:31:36,582
I think he's going to blow it up.
576
00:31:36,373 --> 00:31:38,079
Where do you think you're going?
577
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,878
Um... It's you.
578
00:31:39,669 --> 00:31:41,576
Hey, hey, big Mike, i...
579
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,174
Can i... Can I borrow another herder?
580
00:31:42,966 --> 00:31:43,874
All the herders are out.
581
00:31:43,665 --> 00:31:45,873
You've got an interview this afternoon, or did you forget?
No.
582
00:31:45,664 --> 00:31:47,070
I-I just... I'm...
583
00:31:47,061 --> 00:31:48,170
Something came up.
584
00:31:47,962 --> 00:31:50,168
Is that something more important
than being assistant manager?
585
00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:52,965
Is it more important than
handing over your promotion to Tang?
586
00:31:52,756 --> 00:31:55,662
Please, Chuck. Is it more important
than big Mike's relaxation?
587
00:31:55,553 --> 00:31:58,959
Look, big Mike, there are just some things
in life that are more important than the buy more.
588
00:32:02,148 --> 00:32:04,054
You mean, like fishing and danish?
589
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,146
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
590
00:32:12,938 --> 00:32:13,945
I beg your pardon.
591
00:32:20,529 --> 00:32:21,937
Bartowski?
592
00:32:23,926 --> 00:32:26,734
Excuse me,
you-you in the Gordon Gecko costume.
593
00:32:26,824 --> 00:32:28,530
Have you seen Chuck Bartowski?
594
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:29,730
It's time for his interview.
595
00:32:29,521 --> 00:32:32,427
I actually don't know where Chuck's
been keeping himself these days.
596
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:33,927
So-sorry.
597
00:32:36,814 --> 00:32:39,620
I guess your boyfriend
just couldn't take the heat, huh?
598
00:32:41,111 --> 00:32:43,217
I'm sure he's got a perfectly good excuse.
599
00:32:43,009 --> 00:32:44,216
Sure he does.
600
00:32:45,406 --> 00:32:48,912
First Chuck bails on you and
your stupid space-penis costume.
601
00:32:48,903 --> 00:32:52,308
And then, he doesn't even have
the stones to show up for his interview.
602
00:32:52,099 --> 00:32:53,207
What a loser.
603
00:32:53,399 --> 00:32:55,105
Even by your standards.
604
00:32:55,096 --> 00:33:00,900
If I were you, I'd start interviewing
for a new best friend, ma-ma-ma...
605
00:33:00,691 --> 00:33:02,099
Morgan.
606
00:33:02,089 --> 00:33:03,397
Let me ask you something.
607
00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:05,695
What do you know about Chuck Bartowski?
608
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,288
You're not Bartowski.
609
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,984
Actually, I'm-I'm here to
interview on my friend's behalf.
610
00:33:16,775 --> 00:33:17,584
Look...
611
00:33:17,376 --> 00:33:19,082
Please, please, just hear me out, okay?
612
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,780
I know that the virtues that make for
a good buy more manager are the same virtues
613
00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:23,179
that make for a best friend.
614
00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:27,474
Now, uh, Chuck and I may have our differences,
but I can tell y05 this about him.
615
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:29,472
Chuck is-is brave.
616
00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:31,471
Chuck is loyal.
617
00:33:31,262 --> 00:33:33,868
You know, Chuck can quote wrath of khan word-for-word.
618
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:35,367
And Chuck is courageous.
619
00:33:35,258 --> 00:33:40,262
Chuck's got a wicked vinyl collection,
and Chuck has the wisdom to not eat garbage
620
00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:41,860
from the break room Crisper.
621
00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:48,054
If you want my open and honest and direct opinion,
the best man for this job
622
00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,053
is a man by the name of Chuck Bartowski.
623
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,446
Some speech.
624
00:33:56,638 --> 00:33:59,444
Chuck Bartowski sounds like a hell of a guy.
625
00:33:59,235 --> 00:34:00,244
He is.
626
00:34:00,035 --> 00:34:04,239
When he comes in tomorrow,
he'll be working for one...
627
00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:06,237
Harold Tiberius Tang.
628
00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:07,836
God help you all.
629
00:34:25,311 --> 00:34:28,016
I meant to tell you earlier about
your car's self-destruct function.
630
00:34:29,605 --> 00:34:31,213
One of my more inspired designs.
631
00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:32,613
Laszlo, listen.
632
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,712
Relax, Chuck.
633
00:34:33,802 --> 00:34:34,911
She's all yours.
634
00:34:42,694 --> 00:34:43,702
What did you just do?
635
00:34:43,493 --> 00:34:45,299
You just armed a bomb.
636
00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:48,297
That would have taken me hours to
get through the fingerprint recognition system.
637
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:49,895
Why are you doing this?
What?
638
00:34:49,686 --> 00:34:50,695
Blowing stuff up?
639
00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:52,292
That's what bad guys do, Chuck.
640
00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:55,491
Besides, how else was I going to punish
them for what they did to me?
641
00:34:58,579 --> 00:35:01,884
Yeah?
Hey, someone just armed the herder to self-destruct.
642
00:35:01,675 --> 00:35:03,782
Yeah.I know.
643
00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:05,181
It was me.
644
00:35:10,104 --> 00:35:11,412
Disarm the bomb right now!
645
00:35:11,203 --> 00:35:12,111
You disarm the bomb!
646
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:13,210
How?
647
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:15,408
Cut the wire.
648
00:35:17,296 --> 00:35:18,804
which one?
The red one.
649
00:35:20,893 --> 00:35:21,902
You got to cut a wire, Chuck!
650
00:35:21,694 --> 00:35:23,300
What if I cut both of them?
651
00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:24,898
Oh, like Sean Connery in the end of Goldfinger?
652
00:35:25,789 --> 00:35:26,896
What did you just say?
653
00:35:26,788 --> 00:35:27,895
Cut the wire, Chuck.
654
00:35:27,687 --> 00:35:30,294
The other night, you said
you'd never seen Goldfinger, so,
655
00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:31,992
how would you know what Bond
does at the end of the movie?
656
00:35:31,784 --> 00:35:33,989
Cut the wire, or we're dead.
657
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,588
You lied to me, Laszlo.
658
00:35:36,478 --> 00:35:41,082
You knew I'd believe you when
you said you just wanted to live a normal, peaceful life.
659
00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:45,279
And you knew that I'd believe you about
ducting the wire, but you were wrong, Laszlo.
660
00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,878
Chuck!
Wait! Wait! Stay back!
661
00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:48,176
Cut the red wire, Chuck!
662
00:35:57,758 --> 00:35:59,065
you're under arrest.
663
00:36:02,553 --> 00:36:03,662
Come on.
664
00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,549
I liked it a little bit, all right?
665
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,248
All right, now, how do i...
666
00:36:20,237 --> 00:36:21,544
hey, Chuck.
667
00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:28,936
Nice costume, Chuck.
668
00:36:29,028 --> 00:36:32,034
And what are you supposed to be?
669
00:36:31,825 --> 00:36:34,032
Oh, that's right.
670
00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:36,130
You're my employee.
671
00:36:38,319 --> 00:36:40,226
Aren't you going to congratulate me?
672
00:36:40,018 --> 00:36:42,025
You did hear I got the job.
673
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:44,023
Uncontested.
Yeah.
674
00:36:43,814 --> 00:36:45,221
Nice work, Harry.
675
00:36:45,911 --> 00:36:51,116
Anyhow, now that you're here,
I wanted to talk to you about some organizational ideas
676
00:36:50,907 --> 00:36:52,814
I had for the nerd Herd...
677
00:36:53,804 --> 00:36:55,112
Chuck, where are you going?
678
00:36:55,603 --> 00:36:56,811
Chuck?
679
00:36:56,602 --> 00:36:58,309
Chuck, I will not be ignored!
680
00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,709
Did Morgan ever find you?
681
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,305
I thought the guy was going to lose it.
682
00:37:01,097 --> 00:37:02,105
No.I-I know.
683
00:37:01,896 --> 00:37:05,302
He was really looking forward to
the buy more costume contest.
684
00:37:05,094 --> 00:37:07,500
I'm talking about what he did for you.
685
00:37:08,591 --> 00:37:12,594
Giving the whole big speech to try to
talk the hr guy into giving you the job?
686
00:37:14,385 --> 00:37:15,793
Morgan did that?
687
00:37:15,584 --> 00:37:18,289
And then someone went
and stole his bike.
688
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,887
I mean, what kind of loser
would steal a guy's bike?
689
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:28,480
Look at you two.
690
00:38:23,418 --> 00:38:24,826
I didn't think you were coming.
691
00:38:24,817 --> 00:38:25,825
I'm sorry.
692
00:38:25,617 --> 00:38:27,024
I got held up.
693
00:38:27,715 --> 00:38:30,321
Listen, Morgan, I think you
should be the head this year.
694
00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:33,418
Really?
695
00:38:44,699 --> 00:38:46,505
Chuck? Chuck, honey? Honey?
696
00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:47,704
He's in the back.
697
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:50,402
Hey.
698
00:38:50,193 --> 00:38:51,302
How did it go?
699
00:38:51,093 --> 00:38:55,397
Uh, the short version is that I didn't get the job.
What?
700
00:38:55,188 --> 00:38:57,495
I kind of skipped out on the interview.
701
00:38:57,486 --> 00:38:58,893
It was my fault.
702
00:38:58,985 --> 00:39:00,393
Hel-lo.
703
00:39:00,184 --> 00:39:04,187
I, uh... I had a personal emergency,
and Chuck really came through.
704
00:39:03,979 --> 00:39:07,585
He probably wouldn't admit it,
but your brother is kind of a hero.
705
00:39:12,972 --> 00:39:14,179
Would you excuse us?
706
00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:19,374
Hey, uh, buddy, you mind if...
707
00:39:19,165 --> 00:39:20,772
You mind if we take a little five minute break?
708
00:39:20,563 --> 00:39:22,770
Dude, are you kidding me? Take ten if you need it.
709
00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:26,667
So, uh, where did you get the costume?
710
00:39:26,857 --> 00:39:29,164
The CIA can make anything.
711
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:32,961
What are you...
What are you doing?
712
00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:35,257
Uh... Smile.
713
00:39:37,049 --> 00:39:38,056
Smile.
714
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,051
I, uh...
715
00:39:41,842 --> 00:39:48,647
I wanted to give you a new photo of us,
and I figured that it should be something real.
716
00:39:48,438 --> 00:39:49,445
Chuck!
717
00:39:49,237 --> 00:39:51,643
Sandworm! Sandworm! Sandworm!
718
00:39:51,434 --> 00:39:52,941
They're calling for the worm, bro.
719
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,139
Sandworm! Sandworm! Sandworm!
720
00:39:54,931 --> 00:39:56,538
I'll, uh... I'll see you outside.
721
00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:04,430
What were you guys, uh...
722
00:40:04,222 --> 00:40:05,529
What were you guys talking about?
723
00:40:06,284 --> 00:40:07,327
Oh, nothing.
724
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:09,226
Just, uh, you know.
725
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:16,518
Sarah was just telling me that if she were
stranded on a desert island, she would bring roast beef.
726
00:40:16,909 --> 00:40:18,217
She didn't say roast beef.
727
00:40:18,008 --> 00:40:19,116
Oh, she totally...
728
00:40:18,907 --> 00:40:22,312
she completely said roast beef.
oh, that's terrible.
729
00:40:22,704 --> 00:40:24,811
Oh, that's a terrible sandwich,
it's a terrible sandwich.
730
00:40:24,602 --> 00:40:28,407
You know, she's smart, and she's sexy,
and kudos on her costume, looked fantastic,
731
00:40:28,199 --> 00:40:30,305
but who brings roast beef to a deserted island?
732
00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:32,004
That's a terrible choice.
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