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Behold my door, bitche...
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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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They bought you a
door. How, uh, romantic.
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It's a beautiful, bright-orange
symbol of our love,
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and clearly, you don't
get it, so shut up.
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Do you have any sequel ideas for me?
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I mean, you're the writer in the family.
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I'd say, that's...
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Word around campus is that
you're quite suddenly pansexual.
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Dare you to ask out the
next human who's into you.
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- Hey.
- Uh, do you want to hang out?
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♪♪
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Fuck, I am so sorry.
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I'm straight. Like, weirdly straight.
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We can still be friends.
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I fucked up so bad.
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I wish I could just go back in time
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and do what I wanted to
do in the first place.
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- HOA violation?
- HOA violation?
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Fuck Lala! Fuck Hawthorne Heights!
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Any sober second thoughts?
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Do you see any sober people around here?
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... 3!
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Holy shit.
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪♪
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♪ I don't care what you think about me ♪
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♪ And I'm never gonna
fit in your society ♪
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Holy shit, we just egged the
holy fuck out of Lala's door.
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♪ And we're on the right track ♪
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♪ Better get yourself
together 'cause... ♪
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[GASPS] Fuck!
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We should run, right?
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- Move your ass!
- Ooh!
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♪ Stand up, boy, it's a revolution ♪
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Oh, my God!
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♪ I don't care what
you think about me ♪
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- Shh!
- Who's there?
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I can hear you!
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I'm not afraid to use this paddle!
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Wow, that was close.
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Did she see you?
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No, no, I don't think so.
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Oh!
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These were good eggs thrown by bad eggs!
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A lot of people will go
hungry tomorrow for breakfast!
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪♪
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- So, how'd I do?
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Did I pass?
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Did you pass what?
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Well, did I prove that I could...
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I could do the wrong
thing when it's called for?
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Uh, the only thing that you proved
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is that you throw like a frail child...
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that has to throw with his left hand
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because his right one is in a cast.
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And the child is blind.
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Wow, that's it. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Anything else?
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Hmm... nope. Okay.
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Interesting.
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Well, then.
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- [GASPS]
- Yep.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh!
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You... dick.
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Just gonna comb your hair for you.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey.
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You know, even, uh...
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even with the whole test-drive thing...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And, uh, the just-friends handshake...
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uh, I had fun.
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Me, too.
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I haven't said those three
words much over the past year.
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And, uh... in that exact order...
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um... never?
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[CHUCKLES] Sad.
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Yeah.
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Um, maybe we both needed it.
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I will... I, uh...
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So, see you on the playground.
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Not if I see you first, nerd.
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- Ooh. Okay.
- Yeah, 'cause...
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♪♪
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EMMA: Oh! Ow!
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That was my toe!
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- Shh! Shh!
- What are you doing?
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Hey. Shh!
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Why is your hair sticky?
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Is that egg?
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What, did you and
Nina have an egg fight?
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Oh, God, I smell egg hair.
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Oh, my God, now I said "egg hair,"
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and that sounds even
grosser than it smells.
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[GAGS]
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[GROANS]
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What's that smell?
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Ow.
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[SNORING]
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♪♪
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Good morning.
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Hey!
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Coffee me, please.
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Look... Egg Head's awake.
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Ooh, you look tired, dearest.
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Nathan and I worked late.
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We encountered a box full of shit...
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- Eggs?
- [LAUGHS]
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Very funny.
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Of shitty confiscated booze, okay?
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And then I woke up between you two.
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What kept you out so late?
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- What?
- You and Nathan.
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Oh, just, you know, guiding kids...
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- counseling them, if you will.
- Mm.
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As a guidance counselor,
you both guide and counsel.
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It's impressive.
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Um, can I have the creamer,
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- or will there be more waterboarding?
- Mm.
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And more dental with "Marathon Man."
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You know what I could go
for is, like, an omelet
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- if we had like seven or eight eggs.
- Mm, yeah, I love eggs...
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fried eggs, scrambled eggs.
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Yeah. Do you have any more
on your head, by any chance?
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Speaking of anything other than eggs,
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if you guys are done...
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No more yolks. [JOKES]
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... I was going over the, um...
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the guest list for
the anniversary party,
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and I thought... I
thought since your mom
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is already in town,
why don't we invite her?
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No. Uh, first of all, there's no way
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that Jo just happens to be here, okay?
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Gabe lured her here for the sole
purpose of ruining my life, so no.
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Plot foiled this time, okay?
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- This guy is not falling for that shit again.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
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What's that?
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Sheriff Lala is fining
us for Izzy's door.
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Apparently, Marigold 142
isn't an HOA-approved color.
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What?
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Where does she get the balls?!
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Give me that.
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- [CHUCKLES] Fuck this!
- Yeah, fuck that.
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Fuck it!
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We're not just gonna bend
over and take it from this...
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Draconian She-Devil!
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This is America, God damn it,
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and that door represents our lives,
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our family, and our freedom!
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And scene. A-plus on the outrage.
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I demand to be a part
of whatever revenge
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you two are plotting,
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but right now, in this moment, I d...
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I... I do... I... I... I
have to go to work, so...
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I love you. Goodbye.
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I love you, too.
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First, they come for my Binge Club.
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- Then they come for my...
- Oh, honey, I don't think
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you should reference a
poem about the Holocaust
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when you're talking
about an HOA kerfuffle.
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Point taken.
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No, but someone's got to
stop Lala's reign of terror,
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and that somebody is us. I'm serious.
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Yeah, well, I didn't think
we would outsource it.
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So, what's the plan?
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Good, old-fashioned shoe leather.
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We're gonna start a petition
for a special election.
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Then we're gonna split up and canvass.
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I mean, this is about
more than just a door.
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This is about our right to be edgy.
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"Marigold... we won't fold."
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What do you think of that?
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- It's not bad.
- "Marigold... we won't fold."
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I've heard worse.
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♪♪
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[SIGHS]
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Note to self... drinking
confiscated booze
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never, ever, ever
leads to anything good.
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Unh-unh. No.
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I feel like that truth
should have been self-evident,
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but clearly, it was not.
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Not at all. [SIGHS]
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Um...
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So, about last night, as they say...
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Mm-hmm.
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We didn't kiss, did we?
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- What?
- What?
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No, ew!
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No, sorry! Not "ew."
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Just... just, uh... just
one... just a regular no.
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So, then, we didn't
really egg a house, right?
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Oh, no, we... we definitely did that.
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Yeah, no, we did the fuck out of that.
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- Shit.
- What?
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I don't know yet, but
there will be shit.
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[HUMMING]
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For the record, I hate humming.
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Oh, come on, nobody hates humming.
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Well, maybe something
bad happened to me,
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and, I don't know, somebody
was humming while it happened.
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Aw, that's sad.
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I hum when I'm really happy,
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and you make me hum.
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Oh, right, you didn't brush
your teeth this morning?
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Not the point I was making, but...
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Hey, do you want a ride to work?
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I got a crazy busy day ahead,
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- but I could easily just swing by...
- No, I'm not getting out of bed.
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Nice! Oh, stayed in bed 'cause you can.
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I can dig that. Oh... hey. Right.
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I'm gonna need a rain
check on noodle night.
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Yeah, totes sad, but I
start interviews tomorrow,
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and I got a whole stack of
résumés to get through, so...
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Well, it doesn't matter
'cause the only way
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I'd be eating noodles is if
you brought them right here.
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Cool, cool, cool.
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Going after the big white whale,
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the stuff of myth and lore...
never-get-out-of-bed day.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Well, you know where to find me...
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just waiting for someone
to realize how empty
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and pointless life is without me.
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Yeah, you betcha.
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Okay, I'll check in with you later.
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Well, enjoy walking upright, barkeep,
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'cause you're gonna be
crawling back soon enough.
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Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha! Mm.
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Were you just talking to somebody?
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What? No.
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You didn't just do
an evil-villain laugh?
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[SCOFFS] No.
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Just... just go.
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Go.
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♪♪
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Okay, this might take a while.
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Fuck.
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♪♪
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Hey, Layne.
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Hi, dick.
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Suck my balls, Trakarsky!
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Fuck you!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Hey.
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Did the, uh, class president
just tell you to suck her balls?
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It's all good.
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Just everyone hates the homophobic
asshole who fucked over Alex,
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and death could come
swiftly from any direction.
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Okay.
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I feel like that's a
little bit of an exagg...
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Oh, so, this is the
petition nobody's signing.
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Uh, no, we have gotten off
to a bit of a slow start,
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but, um, the tide is turning.
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You know, once you...
with your signature,
261
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,009
that pen's gonna turn into a
sword of tolerance and freedom.
262
00:11:27,044 --> 00:11:28,744
Oh, I thought it was about your door.
263
00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:30,245
It is about my door.
264
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,879
But it's a slippery slope, right?
265
00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,448
- Mm.
- Yeah.
266
00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:35,416
You have to decide for
yourself whether you want
267
00:11:35,452 --> 00:11:38,953
this power-hungry authoritarian
to start dictating our lives.
268
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:40,622
Yeah, see, I'm not really like that...
269
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:42,290
all political and speechy.
270
00:11:42,325 --> 00:11:43,591
I didn't even vote last time.
271
00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:45,126
Ooh, okay.
272
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,961
Yeah, normally, I would be very upset
273
00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:49,275
by your apathy, but right now,
I just need you to sign that.
274
00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:50,643
Can you just put, like, an initials...
275
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,967
or, like, even a smiley
face is sufficient.
276
00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:55,236
I really don't want to
get sideways with Lala,
277
00:11:55,272 --> 00:11:57,238
and what with Marigold 142
278
00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:59,240
being the official color of swingers...
279
00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:00,642
No. What? No, it's not.
280
00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:02,210
Well, I mean, who's to say?
281
00:12:02,245 --> 00:12:03,778
Me. I'm to say.
282
00:12:03,813 --> 00:12:05,390
That's not... there's no
official color of swingers.
283
00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:06,891
They did say that you were
gonna get loud and aggressive.
284
00:12:06,915 --> 00:12:08,315
Who's "they"?
285
00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:09,727
What do you mean by
"loud and aggressive"?
286
00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:11,218
I'm gonna go now. Okay. Bye.
287
00:12:11,253 --> 00:12:12,653
- "Loud and aggressive"?!
- Bye.
288
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:16,256
I haven't even... "Loud and aggressive"?
289
00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:19,459
Fuck you! I am loud and aggressive.
290
00:12:19,495 --> 00:12:21,928
You know what? I'm sorry.
291
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,330
Sorry I'm late.
292
00:12:23,365 --> 00:12:24,842
Yeah, well, thank
God. I was going crazy.
293
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,833
Walk with me.
294
00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:28,402
Wow!
295
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:30,937
- Oh, that's Dave.
- Aww!
296
00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:32,739
He has a gift for flashy apologies,
297
00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:36,443
but there are many, many miles
between that man and "aww."
298
00:12:36,478 --> 00:12:38,612
That is so... so...
299
00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:40,079
You know what?
300
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:41,447
I don't even know, but whatever
301
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:42,959
'cause what I really
need is a signature.
302
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:44,450
Oh, and we're back to you.
303
00:12:44,485 --> 00:12:46,185
- Okay.
- Oh, no, just... just sign it.
304
00:12:46,221 --> 00:12:48,120
- May I read it first?
- Why?
305
00:12:48,155 --> 00:12:49,633
Because I want to know what I'm signing!
306
00:12:49,657 --> 00:12:51,357
- But it's me.
- Oh, yeah, no.
307
00:12:51,392 --> 00:12:53,270
What do you mean "yeah,
no"? Are you kidding me?
308
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,793
Your door is stupid.
309
00:12:54,829 --> 00:12:57,263
There's a reason HOAs
create approved-color lists,
310
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,198
and that eyesore is Exhibit A.
311
00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:00,766
What happened to your rebel spirit?
312
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,469
What about any of this
screams "rebel" to you?
313
00:13:03,504 --> 00:13:06,606
My God! Slow your roll, Norma Gay.
314
00:13:06,641 --> 00:13:08,307
- I'm bi.
- Doesn't rhyme.
315
00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:11,143
This isn't about being gay,
bi, poly, or trapezoidal.
316
00:13:11,178 --> 00:13:13,678
This is about you not
selecting one of 42
317
00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:16,782
HOA-approved colors...
colors you and I voted on
318
00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,528
so that people wouldn't
trash the neighborhood
319
00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:20,552
with stupid doors like yours.
320
00:13:20,587 --> 00:13:21,820
See, that rhymes.
321
00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:24,223
Izzy picked it.
322
00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:26,158
I forgot about the list.
323
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,130
You know, you are the best
324
00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:34,867
I've ever seen at whatever it is you do.
325
00:13:34,902 --> 00:13:37,870
Is it drawing... buildings?
326
00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:39,504
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Um...
327
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,306
But this right now...
what you're doing now,
328
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,142
the... the whole neighborhood thing?
329
00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:45,377
You don't want to treat
this like a corporation,
330
00:13:45,412 --> 00:13:47,345
like, uh, you're leaving a body count
331
00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:50,815
on your ruthless climb
to the corner office.
332
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,084
Lala is not the enemy.
333
00:13:53,119 --> 00:13:55,754
Did you know that she owns that
little hippie shop on the square
334
00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:58,156
with the soap and the candles
and the groovy hemp skirts?
335
00:13:58,191 --> 00:13:59,424
Oh, of course she does.
336
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,559
Okay.
337
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,361
Just try not to destroy anybody, okay?
338
00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:04,596
- Okay.
- Snacks are there.
339
00:14:04,631 --> 00:14:06,698
Uh... I'm gonna grab my stuff.
340
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:07,932
Thank you, thank you.
341
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,834
- Bye, girls!
- Bye!
342
00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:11,770
Have a good day!
343
00:14:11,805 --> 00:14:14,339
[DOOR OPENS]
344
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,840
[DOOR CLOSES]
345
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,175
I miss you.
346
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,711
CALLIE: Poop! [LAUGHS]
347
00:14:19,746 --> 00:14:23,026
There we go. Callie, you
can wipe her butt, right?
348
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,529
Wow, really feeling the
secondhand hate here.
349
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,164
Oh, hear that?
350
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,666
My new-girl card just
spontaneously burst into flames.
351
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,236
Look, I got to find Alex.
I got to talk to him.
352
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,473
Oh, good timing.
353
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,542
- Hey, man, I...
- Hey, fuck you, "man."
354
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,877
Who does that shit in 2019 Portland?
355
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,425
- Alex, I said I was sorry. I...
- Dragging me into your frat-bro scheme
356
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,816
to get the girl or whatever...
I mean, that's bad enough.
357
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,384
But egging my house...
358
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,253
You... you egged his house?
359
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,988
- When?
- Somebody egged your house?
360
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,523
[CHUCKLES]
361
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,236
You scared the shit out
of my mom last night,
362
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,892
you raging psychopath.
363
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,595
At least fucking own it.
364
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,264
Look, this is my problem.
365
00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:04,400
Don't follow me, okay?
366
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,169
Gabriel.
367
00:15:06,204 --> 00:15:08,605
We both know you didn't egg
any houses last night, okay?
368
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,884
Why didn't you just say something?
369
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,574
Same reason you didn't.
370
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,610
Because I would get high-fives
371
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,578
and... and you wouldn't.
372
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,749
I'm the asshole here. I
knew you were straight.
373
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,118
I dared you to prove
you weren't. It's stupid.
374
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,585
Look, I'm not a puppet.
375
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,420
Yeah, but you're a teenage boy,
376
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,790
and it's not, like, that different.
377
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,359
Instead of strings, you have...
378
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:30,926
you know.
379
00:15:30,962 --> 00:15:32,206
Look, I'll figure something out.
380
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,563
I just... I don't want you to...
381
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:36,633
"I don't give a damn
about my reputation."
382
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,035
- Runaways.
- Yeah.
383
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,071
[CHUCKLES]
384
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:46,609
Look, I'll fix this.
385
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:50,318
♪♪
386
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:58,821
♪ Now you want to love, say you will ♪
387
00:15:58,856 --> 00:16:03,458
♪ Don't let go ♪
388
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:05,260
[SIGHS]
389
00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,996
This fucking sucks...
390
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,065
mostly.
391
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,467
[BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS]
392
00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:15,770
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
393
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:21,142
Talk fast. I'm super busy
drinking alone in bed.
394
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,778
- It's 12:30.
- I'm making a point.
395
00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:26,481
- That your life is really sad?
- No.
396
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,183
I'm on a mission to remind Shaun
397
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,851
that nothing matters without me.
398
00:16:29,886 --> 00:16:31,353
And how's that going so far?
399
00:16:31,388 --> 00:16:33,288
I'm getting worried
that I could rot here
400
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:34,634
- and no one would notice.
- Okay, back to me.
401
00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:39,194
Anyway, um, remember my boss, Nathan?
402
00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:40,929
- Test-drive boyfriend?
- Whatever.
403
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:44,265
Um, so, last night...
404
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,467
we made some...
405
00:16:46,502 --> 00:16:48,837
not-so-good choices.
406
00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:50,371
You fucked him?
407
00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:52,140
- N...
- Whoa, you are terrible,
408
00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:54,375
and I actually, uh, feel better already.
409
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,878
No, I didn't fuck him, okay?
410
00:16:56,913 --> 00:16:58,512
We agreed that we were just friends,
411
00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:01,149
but then was this, like, almost-kiss,
412
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:03,517
and I'm freaking out about it.
413
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:05,319
Whatever, it's not
about the dude, anyway.
414
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,622
- Explain.
- Everything you've said or done
415
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:09,190
in the past couple of weeks
416
00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:11,558
screams that you are nowhere
near ready for the life
417
00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:12,971
that you're literally signing up for,
418
00:17:12,995 --> 00:17:14,394
so you're acting out.
419
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:15,796
You're, uh, hoping someone else
420
00:17:15,831 --> 00:17:19,133
will make the decision for you.
421
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,468
- Still with me?
- Barely.
422
00:17:21,503 --> 00:17:23,003
Just sack up and tell the Griswolds
423
00:17:23,038 --> 00:17:24,315
that you don't want to
spend the rest of your life
424
00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:25,639
in Hawthorne Heights
425
00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:27,674
and that you do want
to have your own babies,
426
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,910
and maybe let, um, what's-his-penis know
427
00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:31,845
that he's not the one before he says...
428
00:17:31,881 --> 00:17:34,481
- I need you.
- Huh?
429
00:17:34,516 --> 00:17:35,816
I got to go.
430
00:17:35,851 --> 00:17:37,584
What?
431
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,356
Gabriel got busted, and Principal Morgan
432
00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:44,891
wants to talk to him right now.
433
00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:46,726
- Why?
- Kid named Alex accused him
434
00:17:46,762 --> 00:17:48,561
of egging his house over a bad date,
435
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:50,997
and there's a petition going
around calling it a hate crime
436
00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:54,167
and demanding Gabriel's expulsion.
437
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:55,702
Shit.
438
00:17:55,737 --> 00:17:57,404
Yeah...
439
00:17:57,439 --> 00:17:59,572
lots of that.
440
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:03,281
♪♪
441
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:17,190
What's all this?
442
00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:19,192
Oh, egg hair.
443
00:18:19,227 --> 00:18:20,759
Huh?
444
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,195
Uh, somebody egged your house.
445
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,996
Mostly the door.
446
00:18:29,304 --> 00:18:32,104
So, you know Alex just
came out last summer, right?
447
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,773
He doesn't have the tools
to deal with any of this.
448
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,043
Oh, you think this is for him?
449
00:18:37,078 --> 00:18:38,410
Are you sure?
450
00:18:38,446 --> 00:18:40,612
'Cause Hawthorne Heights
is so progressive.
451
00:18:40,648 --> 00:18:42,215
Oh, you know what they say...
452
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,884
hate hides everywhere...
453
00:18:44,919 --> 00:18:48,120
- sometimes in your own family.
- What is that supposed to mean?
454
00:18:48,156 --> 00:18:50,434
Alex went out and hung out with
a kid from school last night.
455
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,835
When he came home, he was pissed off,
456
00:18:51,859 --> 00:18:53,892
but he didn't want to talk about it.
457
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,593
And?
458
00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:59,397
And obviously, I went through
his phone, saw the kid's name...
459
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,066
Gabriel.
460
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:03,134
Only one of those at school.
461
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,003
Same last name as you.
462
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,674
Izzy. Izzy.
463
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:11,442
Hold up.
464
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:12,777
- Hold up!
- Why?
465
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:14,612
We can't let Gabriel take the fall.
466
00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:16,147
Of course not, but...
467
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,426
but let's hold a beat
and think this through.
468
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,661
There's nothing to think about.
469
00:19:18,685 --> 00:19:21,486
Hey, we're gonna lose our jobs.
470
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:22,999
Well, then I'll tell
them it was just me.
471
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,522
No! That's not happening.
472
00:19:24,557 --> 00:19:28,325
Okay, look... you confess, I confess.
473
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,160
No. No.
474
00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:32,430
You have way more to lose.
475
00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:34,799
You sure about that?
476
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,712
Look, the three of you
just barely got that loan.
477
00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,636
And if they re-verify,
478
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:41,171
you are going to lose the house.
479
00:19:41,207 --> 00:19:43,974
And I'm not just gonna get fired, Iz...
480
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,643
No one's gonna hire me.
481
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:48,045
[SIGHS]
482
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,547
Why did I drag you into this?
483
00:19:49,582 --> 00:19:52,683
You didn't drag me into anything.
484
00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:54,952
I... I wanted to be with you.
485
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:58,122
- Izzy? Izzy! Where the hell have you been?
- W... I w... I was, um...
486
00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:00,635
- We were... we were just discussing the...
- Oh, we were talking school.
487
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,125
Okay, I don't care.
488
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,060
Um, Gabriel's innocent,
and I can prove it.
489
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:07,531
- What? How?
- He was with me... all night.
490
00:20:10,101 --> 00:20:11,701
He's trying to protect
me, but fuck that.
491
00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:14,805
I'm nobody's damsel.
Look at the time stamp.
492
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,217
NATHAN: Egging happened around 2:00.
493
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:17,719
Yeah, and we live on the northeast side.
494
00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:20,076
So, he couldn't have done it.
495
00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:21,344
No.
496
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:24,047
Okay, come with me.
497
00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:26,015
That's what I said.
498
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:29,724
♪♪
499
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,826
Dude, what the fuck?
500
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,727
I told you I didn't want to talk to him.
501
00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:40,207
- Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- IZZY: Watch it!
502
00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:43,933
Language, please.
503
00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:48,237
I just got off the phone
with your grandmother, Sasha.
504
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:49,672
And she backed you up.
505
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,542
You two are cleared. You got this?
506
00:20:53,578 --> 00:20:56,058
- Yep, thank you, Principal Morgan.
- Thanks, Principal Morgan.
507
00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:00,583
I am so sorry.
508
00:21:00,618 --> 00:21:02,418
Still a dick move, using you like that.
509
00:21:02,454 --> 00:21:03,697
Oh, yeah, you're a massive choad,
510
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,388
no doubt about that, but...
511
00:21:05,423 --> 00:21:07,357
- Choad?
- ... I don't know, if I were straight,
512
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,958
I'd probably fake gay for her, too.
513
00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:13,061
Oh, my God. That is so
weird and flattering.
514
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,531
- I...
- Will you please be my gay best friend?
515
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,033
Um, I'll put you on the
waiting list, I guess.
516
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,102
It's like we're not even here.
517
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,370
Oh, get used to it.
518
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,138
We reverted to being lamps
519
00:21:23,173 --> 00:21:24,785
and furniture once the
threat was gone, so...
520
00:21:24,809 --> 00:21:26,408
Mm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
521
00:21:26,443 --> 00:21:30,779
♪ Why don't you save me? ♪
522
00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:34,016
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
523
00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:42,157
♪ Whoa, my inner demons ♪
524
00:21:42,192 --> 00:21:45,960
♪ Yeah, we're on the same side ♪
525
00:21:45,996 --> 00:21:49,797
[SCOFFS] It's just you.
526
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,467
Mm.
527
00:21:52,503 --> 00:21:54,636
Shaun hasn't realized he
can't live without you?
528
00:21:54,671 --> 00:21:56,405
I think this thing backfired
529
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,007
and actually proved the exact opposite.
530
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:00,509
Okay.
531
00:22:00,544 --> 00:22:02,610
Let's get you up, walk
you around a little bit,
532
00:22:02,646 --> 00:22:05,147
break up the blood clots, air you out.
533
00:22:09,653 --> 00:22:11,153
Okay.
534
00:22:11,188 --> 00:22:15,290
So, once you're off the bed for
any other reason other than beer...
535
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,758
- Unh, nah.
- It's over?
536
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,626
No, you see, I never
lose at Bed Battles,
537
00:22:19,662 --> 00:22:22,430
and lucky for jou, I'm not in the mood.
538
00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:23,764
Okay? So... Ow! Ow!
539
00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:25,466
Mmf!
540
00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,945
Shouldn't you be fixing the
latest crisis you caused?
541
00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:28,169
Oh, I already did.
542
00:22:28,204 --> 00:22:29,870
I'm still riding the relief buzz.
543
00:22:29,905 --> 00:22:32,139
This is me being here for you!
544
00:22:32,175 --> 00:22:36,444
I'm really struggling
to see it that way!
545
00:22:36,479 --> 00:22:39,213
I'm liberating you from a
prison of your own making!
546
00:22:39,248 --> 00:22:42,627
Bullshit! You're just annoying
me more aggressively than usual!
547
00:22:42,651 --> 00:22:45,553
- Oh! Yeah!
- No, no!
548
00:22:45,588 --> 00:22:46,987
- Yes!
- No!
549
00:22:47,022 --> 00:22:48,556
- No, no, no!
- Yes, yes!
550
00:22:48,591 --> 00:22:49,868
What's that? What's that... sorry?
551
00:22:49,892 --> 00:22:51,324
I can't hear you. What'd you say?
552
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:52,637
I'm better than you at everything,
553
00:22:52,661 --> 00:22:54,327
including being smart and pretty?
554
00:22:54,362 --> 00:22:55,662
Oh, my God, stop.
555
00:22:55,698 --> 00:22:58,999
- You don't need to s...
- Yes!
556
00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:02,469
The new Bed Battle
champion of the world... me!
557
00:23:02,504 --> 00:23:04,504
[LAUGHS]
558
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,944
You're absolutely certain
that this is you helping me?
559
00:23:06,979 --> 00:23:10,025
Yeah. And here's the payoff...
you'll never be alone,
560
00:23:10,049 --> 00:23:11,860
and you'll always be
needed 'cause you've got me.
561
00:23:11,884 --> 00:23:15,385
Okay, stop threatening
me, and get off my bed!
562
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,320
Uh, this is my bed now, loser.
563
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:20,390
Aah!
564
00:23:20,425 --> 00:23:25,695
♪♪
565
00:23:31,268 --> 00:23:34,941
♪♪
566
00:23:38,943 --> 00:23:40,977
[SIGHS]
567
00:23:41,012 --> 00:23:45,648
♪♪
568
00:23:45,683 --> 00:23:51,253
Uh, hard fucking lessons,
tough love, baby doll.
569
00:23:51,288 --> 00:23:53,856
Stop looking at me like that!
You're gonna judge me now?
570
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,157
Jesus Christ.
571
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,403
Maybe I'm saving it for our date!
572
00:23:56,427 --> 00:23:58,393
Did you think of that?
573
00:23:58,429 --> 00:24:00,495
Dick.
574
00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:03,331
♪♪
575
00:24:03,366 --> 00:24:05,900
So, yeah, that's when Sasha
saved us with those selfies.
576
00:24:05,936 --> 00:24:07,401
[SIGHS]
577
00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:09,437
I'm so happy to have that behind us.
578
00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:12,107
Nah, I wouldn't say
it's behind us just yet.
579
00:24:12,142 --> 00:24:13,775
- Well, I would.
- Yeah, that's true.
580
00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:15,276
Lala's door didn't egg itself.
581
00:24:15,311 --> 00:24:16,845
No.
582
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,691
I mean, I... I assume it's a
kid, right, because honestly,
583
00:24:18,715 --> 00:24:20,949
what adult would do something
so idiotic and immature?
584
00:24:20,984 --> 00:24:22,517
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
585
00:24:22,552 --> 00:24:24,097
Certainly not someone in
this neighborhood, right?
586
00:24:24,121 --> 00:24:25,419
Oh, no.
587
00:24:25,455 --> 00:24:26,921
Talk about shitting where you sleep.
588
00:24:26,957 --> 00:24:28,222
- It's vexing, isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.
589
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,924
I know. We'll probably never know.
590
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,760
It's a mystery for the ages.
591
00:24:31,795 --> 00:24:33,194
- Theories will abound.
- Mm.
592
00:24:33,229 --> 00:24:35,929
Podcasts will be produced, probably.
593
00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:38,299
♪♪
594
00:24:38,334 --> 00:24:41,636
[DOORBELL RINGS]
595
00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:44,405
Well, I wonder who that could be.
596
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,440
I don't know, honey. Let's find out.
597
00:24:46,476 --> 00:24:48,543
Why are you guys being weird?
598
00:24:48,578 --> 00:24:52,313
♪♪
599
00:24:52,348 --> 00:24:53,581
Oh, Iz!
600
00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:55,316
It's Lala, and she brought a movie.
601
00:24:55,351 --> 00:24:57,918
Okay. What kind of movie?
602
00:24:57,953 --> 00:24:59,953
A mash-up of my two favorite genres...
603
00:24:59,989 --> 00:25:02,056
true crime and found footage...
604
00:25:02,091 --> 00:25:05,293
from my neighbor's security camera.
605
00:25:05,328 --> 00:25:06,926
I'll get the popcorn.
606
00:25:06,961 --> 00:25:09,762
♪ You haven't done ♪
607
00:25:09,798 --> 00:25:12,765
♪ You haven't done anything ♪
608
00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:17,337
♪ You haven't done anything wrong ♪
609
00:25:17,372 --> 00:25:21,974
♪ Because you haven't done anything ♪
610
00:25:22,010 --> 00:25:24,977
♪ I wonder what it feels like ♪
611
00:25:25,013 --> 00:25:27,980
♪ To not even have to try ♪
612
00:25:28,016 --> 00:25:31,017
♪ No action, no consequence ♪
613
00:25:31,052 --> 00:25:33,353
♪ So just go back to your normal life ♪
614
00:25:33,388 --> 00:25:35,788
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ♪
615
00:25:35,824 --> 00:25:40,025
♪ I wonder what it's like ♪
616
00:25:40,026 --> 00:25:45,026
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