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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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BALKI: Listen, Mary Anne and I
have decided to join together
in holy macaroni!
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Congratulations!
Yeah.
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It's-- It's official.
Mary Anne and I
are getting marri-yed.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, Mary Anne!
I'm so happy for you!
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I'm so happy for me, too!
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Well, let's take a load off.
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Yeah, I gotta tell ya.
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It was a humongous mistake
breaking up.
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(STUTTERING) Mary Anne
is everything that
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I've been looking for
my whole life.
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Well, that is great!
Now, we're gonna
have a lot to do, Jen.
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I'm thinking July wedding?
How's that hit everybody?
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It'll be a lot of pressure,
but I think we can
do it, Larry.
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We're getting marri-yed
tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
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You can't get married
tomorrow!
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Cousin, you don't understand.
Tell them, pumpkin.
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There's a sacred Myposian
tradition that says
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once a couple announces
their engagement,
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they must get married
within 24 hours.
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And what happens to you
if you wait
any longer than that?
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All of your children
are born with hooves.
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That's right.
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Nothing is simple
with you Mypiots, is it?
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Well, yeah,
if we're gonna have
a Myposian wedding,
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uh, don't we, don't we need,
uh, jugglers? Livestock?
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A wedding hat of some kind?
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Well, cousin,
we'll have all that
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But, uh, for this ceremony,
all I need is
a shine on my shoes
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and my
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille.
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A Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille?
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Myposian marriage necklace?
Tell them, pumpkin.
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It's been a part of
the Myposian marriage ceremony
for centuries.
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And what happens
to your marri-yage
if you don't have it?
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Your marriage is doomed.
That's right.
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Well, that's very nice,
but there is no way
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we're gonna get
a Myposian marriage necklace
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all the way from Mypos
by tomorrow.
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When a Myposian boy
comes of age,
he's given the necklace.
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The Bitatatoutata
Ratatatouille.
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What he said.
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Whenever the moment is right,
he wants to be prepared,
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so he carries
the necklace with him
wherever he goes.
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Except, of course when he's...
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In the shower.
In the shower.
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(LAUGHING)
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You know, if we are going
to have a wedding tomorrow,
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we are all gonna have to help.
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and a phone book. Okay.
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Well, I need a dress
and some flowers.
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Dress and some flowers, okay.
Let's see, let's see.
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Oh, I know a great
dress shop downtown
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and my friend Barbara
is a florist.
I can take care of all that.
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Okay, what else?
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Well, uh, we need
someone to marry us.
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Oh, my father
knows a minister.
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Ooh!
Yeah.
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And we need a church,
a reception hall and a band.
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Okay, let's see! Let's see.
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We can use
Chapel by the Shore,
the Beekman Hotel,
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and Barbara's husband
is a rock promoter.
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He can get a great band!
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Oh.
We have a lot to do.
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Come on, Mary Anne,
let's go upstairs
and start making some calls.
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Okay.
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(GIGGLES)
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(GASPS) Ooh!
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(SIGHS)
Well, I guess I'd better get
off and get my shoes shined.
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Uh, which shoes
do you think
I should wear?
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Oh, well...
Well, uh, you're right!
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I'll just shine them all!
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Oh, cousin, cousin,
you want to come?
You want to come with me?
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No, you just, uh...
You go along.
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I'm sure you're...
You're much too busy
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to drag along somebody
who's got, uh, nothing to do.
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Okay.
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Well, you know, hey!
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I remember that, uh,
Christmas when I was, uh,
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seven, and, uh, uh,
nobody in my family
remembered to wake me up.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, you know,
but don't worry.
Don't worry.
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(CHUCKLING)
I'll just be on the sidelines
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on the most important day
of your life.
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Yeah, it's okay.
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I'm tough.
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Glad to hear it.
See ya later!
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You'd better watch out
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(VOICE BREAKING)
You'd better not cry
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You'd better not pout
I'm tell...
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(SOBBING)
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You're really dying
for something to do,
aren't you?
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Please, give me
something to do.
Please, please.
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Don't open the presents
without me.
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Cousin, I had something
for you to do all along.
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I just should have
asked you earlier.
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Cousin, will you be
my piggliwiggliki?
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What is a piggliwiggliki?
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Ah, Balki, I would be honored
to be your piggliwiggliki!
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Okay, now,
gotta line up tuxedos,
gotta write a speech--
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Cousin--
Gotta, uh, the rings.
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Cousin--
All the guests...
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Anything else
I should be doing?
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Uh, no, cousin.
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All the piggliwiggliki does
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is walk the groom
up the aisle.
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Well, what else does
the piggliwiggliki do?
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Diddly squat -iki.
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You better watch out
You better not...
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Wait a minute!
Wait, wait, wait!
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No, that...
That's all he does
at the ceremony.
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But before the ceremony,
he has a very important
role to play.
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Which is?
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Guardian of the Myposian
marri-yage necklace.
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The Bitatatoutata
Ratatatouille.
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Yeah, why don't we go...
Why don't we go with that?
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All right, goody, goody.
We'll go with that.
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Opening that was a lot messier
before I glued them down.
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Cousin, this
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is the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille.
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It is placed around both
the bride and the groom
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at the ceremony
before they exchange
their vows.
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It symbolizes their...
Their unity, their oneness.
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The merging of their souls.
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Very, very important.
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And that is why,
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from the moment
his marri-yage is announced,
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no Mypiot boy
ever lets it
out of his sight!
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What?
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So, uh, so I'll be
giving this to you now.
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I'll... I'll just...
I'll just...
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Isn't there some ritual
we should be performing?
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No.
No?
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No, I mean, yes!
Yes, of course!
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(STAMMERING)
There's the ritual of
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the Bitatatoutata
Ratatatouille.
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And, uh...
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Mish mikki muck muck much
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Mi mishni hah hah hah
mi mukni muff muff muff
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And a minki minki minki
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Da hoonti lass
dibu da binki
lass dubu to minka
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Hoy hoy vermink
nicht muff, ha!
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Come on, Balki!
I've gotta get you
to the church on time!
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Cousin, have you
got the rings?
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Here they are.
Okay.
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And what about the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille?
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Of course, I have the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille.
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How could you doubt
that I would fulfill
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my responsibility
as the piggliwiggliki?
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When Larry Appleton
is given a job to do,
that job gets done.
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I thought that went
without saying,
but I guess I was wrong.
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I'm sorry, cousin,
you are the best
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piggliwiggliki
in the whole world.
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I knew how much the marriage
necklace meant to you
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so I found the perfect
place to keep it.
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Give me the box!
No. No!
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I am the piggliwiggliki,
and it is my responsibility.
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I will hold on to the box.
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You've lost it,
haven't you?
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I swear it was here.
(SOBBING)
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Can I still be
the piggliwiggliki? Ow.
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BALKI:
Well, this is just great.
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I said it was gone!
I didn't say it was lost!
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It's in the house somewhere.
Where is it? Where is it?
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I just don't know where that
somewhere is at the moment.
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Look, look, look,
come, come on,
come on. We'll find it.
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We'll find it,
but we have to calm down.
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Huh? Can you do that for me?
Huh? Can you promise?
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Just promise me
you'll calm down.
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If you can promise me
that we will find
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the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille.
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I promise.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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Ow! God.
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Oh!
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Ah!
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You big babasticki!
You little creep!
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I'm gonna kill you!
Find the necklace!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on now! Come on!
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(WAILING)
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You know what's
great about this?
(CHUCKLES)
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You're gonna have a story
to tell your kids
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about how you and I
frantically searched
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for the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille
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on your wedding day.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GAGGING)
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That
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille
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has been in the Bartokomous
family for centuries!
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You are in charge of it
for one day, and what happens?
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(WHIMPERING) It's gone.
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Now what do you propose we do?
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We'll find the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille!
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I've got it!
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I had the necklace
when I was here.
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And then I went
into the kitchen,
I grabbed an orange.
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I came back in here,
I peeled the orange
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and I was on my way
back into the kitchen
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So I threw
the orange peels away
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and I put the necklace
in here.
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But don't worry!
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Would that be the same trash
they picked up today?
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Yes, that would be the same
trash, but don't, no, no...
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Because there's
a silver lining,
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because the dump
is on the way to the church!
Isn't that great?
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We're never gonna find it.
I'm sorry I ruined everything.
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Cousin, don't...
Don't feel bad.
It's not your fault.
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It's my fault.
I never should
have made you
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the guardian of
the Bitatatoutata
Ratatatouille.
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Well, you had to,
it's the piggliwiggliki's job.
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No, it isn't.
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What do you mean,
"No, it isn't?"
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You, you said it was
the piggliwiggliki's job
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to be the guardian
of the Myposian
marriage necklace.
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We even did a little ritual,
remember?
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Yo hoingi boingi in
yo hoingi boingi out...
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Cousin, cousin,
cousin, cousin...
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That was no,
that was no ritual.
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That was just the Hokey Pokey
with some
pseudo-Myposian gibberish.
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I... I felt so bad for you.
238
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,268
You wanted so badly
to have something to do.
239
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,271
So I invented the fact
that the piggliwiggliki
240
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,106
gets to be the guardian
of the necklace.
241
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,945
He don't do that.
242
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,879
"He who walks
the groom up the aisle
243
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,615
"and then does
absolutely nothing."
244
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:51,658
Well, I just wanted to play
a big part in your wedding.
245
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,527
Cousin, you are playing
a big part in my wedding.
246
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,265
Just by standing next to me.
You're my best friend.
247
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,701
Yeah?
248
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:06,173
I mean, I mean, who else
would be sitting next to me
249
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,076
in gar-baaj
dressed in a tuxedo?
250
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,082
Of course, it's your fault
we're sitting in gar-baaj.
251
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,453
(SIGHS)
252
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,059
Cousin, cousin,
253
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:31,264
do you still get catalogs
from the Step Up Here,
Little Man clothing store?
254
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,707
Yeah, but I'm their
tallest customer.
255
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,313
This is your catalog,
and that must mean
that this is our gar-baaj!
256
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,819
Cousin, look! Look!
Look, cousin!
257
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,621
Here is last night's dinner.
258
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,957
Goat spleen surprise!
259
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,329
It's covered
with egg shells.
260
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,064
Why didn't
I think of that?
261
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,470
Balki!
Here's the sweater I gave
Jennifer for her birthday!
262
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,443
She said she lost it
on a flight to Costa Rica.
263
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,680
Balki! I think I see it!
264
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,852
Cousin! Cousin!
265
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,122
You... You found the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille!
266
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,623
And now, as soon as
we hose this off,
267
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,560
I can get marri-yed and
live happily ever after!
268
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:37,330
Oh, cousin!
Now we are so happy
we do the dance of joy!
269
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,100
Da-e-da-e da-e-da-e
da-da da-da dada-da-e
270
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,269
Hey, oh
Hey, hey
271
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,877
Uh, there's going to be
a slight delay.
272
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,181
We have that pesky little
problem of no groom.
273
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,618
(DOGS BARKING)
274
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,956
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
275
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,758
Let's go.
276
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,048
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
277
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,225
Cousin, don't Mary Anne
look beautiful?
278
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,827
She sure does, Balki.
279
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,539
Balki Bartokomous,
you went to the dump
without me!
280
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,009
What happened to you?
281
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,146
Good news, Jen,
I found the sweater
282
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,148
you thought
you lost in Costa Rica.
283
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:08,621
Friends, relatives,
we are gathered here today
284
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,359
to join these two
in holy matrimony.
285
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,629
The bride and groom
would like to exchange vows
they've written themselves.
286
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,467
Cousin, may I have
the Bitatatoutata
Ratatatouille?
287
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:40,119
This is the
Bitatatoutata Ratatatouille.
288
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,522
The Myposian
marri-yage necklace.
289
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:47,160
It... It represents our unity.
290
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,738
Mary Anne, these are
the days of our lives.
291
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,278
The ring, please.
292
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,254
This is a pop top.
293
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,693
Here's the ring.
294
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,098
Balki, from
the moment I met you
295
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,334
I knew you were
the man I wanted to
296
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,736
spend the rest
of my life with.
297
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,972
This ring is a symbol of
my promise to always love you.
298
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,942
I hope you'll wear it forever,
but I'll understand
299
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,678
if you take it off if you go
someplace with high humidity
300
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,281
and your fingers swell up
like mine do.
301
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,586
Anyway, here.
302
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,958
Wow, she made that up
all by herself.
303
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,198
Mary Anne, the day
that I come to America
304
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,601
was the happiest day
of my life.
305
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:05,705
But now that I know
that I'll be spending
the rest of my life with you,
306
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,207
this is the new
happiest day of my life.
307
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,414
For... For my vows
I would like to quote
308
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,416
the lyrics from the song
that was playing
309
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,751
the night that
Mary Anne and I
fell in love.
310
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,590
"There she was...
311
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,560
"Just a-walkin'
down the street...
312
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:35,802
"Singin' doo wah diddy
diddy dum diddy do.
313
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,507
"She looked good...
314
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,010
"She looked fine...
315
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,453
That was beautiful, Balki.
316
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,323
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
317
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,294
You may kiss the bride.
318
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,309
Wow!
319
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,878
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
320
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,618
(DOGS BARKING)
321
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:37,263
Well, right about now
Balki and Mary Anne's plane
should be landing in Athens.
322
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,868
Two hours on a small plane,
six more hours
on a fishing boat
323
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,838
an 11-mile hike,
and they'll be
at Balki's house.
324
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,808
It's hard to believe
they're finally married.
325
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:54,046
"It's hard to believe
they're finally married"?
326
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,315
At least for three weeks.
327
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,487
You know what else
is hard to believe?
328
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,154
What's that?
329
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:05,625
That in seven
and a half months
you're going to be a daddy.
330
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,760
That's nice.
331
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,167
A... A daddy?
Yes, a daddy.
332
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,036
Oh! Really?
333
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,838
Oh! Oh!
(GIGGLES)
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