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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long-lost friend
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Good morning, everybody!
Cousin, cousin, cousin...
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You want some breakfast?
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Oh, no, no time!
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No time?
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You'll have plenty of time
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Eat this.
Okay, okay, save it for me.
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Okay.
Alright.
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Come on. We gotta get going.
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Larry, ever since you
bought that new car stereo
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you always take
the long way to work.
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Well, when you've
spent as much as I have
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on a state-of-the-art
vehicular sound system
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you wanna get
your money's worth.
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Larry, just exactly how much
did that state-of-the-art
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vehicular sound system cost?
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Whoa, Balky, look at the time.
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Now if we're gonna hear
the extended version of
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Bye-bye, goodbye.
Goodbye, sweetie.
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Come on, Balki.
Okay, okay.
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I...I love lunch
on Wednesdays.
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Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Goodbye, my little lamb chop.
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Oh-oh!
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Wow!
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That's just an example
of what's in store
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for my future husband.
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Well, he's gonna be
one lucky guy.
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You are not
gonna believe this.
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My new car radio
has been stolen.
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I don't believe it.
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MARY ANNE:
That's terrible.
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I put on the windshield
didn't scare them away.
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Well, I am taking action.
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A man has got
to protect his belongings.
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That I am not gonna rest until
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the person responsible
for this is behind bars.
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Maybe you should get
a car alarm.
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Why does he need a car alarm
if he don't have a radio?
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(CAR ALARM BUZZING)
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(PANTING)
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(CAR ALARM BUZZING)
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Did the alarm wake you up too?
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Yes, it did,
just like the last 17 times
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in the past two days.
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Well, it didn't wake me up.
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Fortunately after
the last time it went off
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I never went back to sleep,
so I painted my room.
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The alarm goes
off one more time
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I was thinking about
painting my room.
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Do you have any suggestions?
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Well...
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I've got, uh...
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Pastels...
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Earth tones...
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(PANTING)
It was a false alarm.
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Of course it was
a false alarm.
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It's always a false alarm.
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You have that alarm set
at such a sensitive level
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dew sets it off!
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Larry, we need sleep.
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Maybe you could just
turn off the alarm
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for the rest of the night.
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Alright, I admit it's changed
our routine a little bit.
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A little bit?
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and you're standing in
the kitchen with
a baseball bat!
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How about baby bottom pink?
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Oh!
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Jennifer, it's been two days
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and no one has stolen
my car radio.
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You can't argue with results.
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And you can't argue
with a hungry pig.
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Larry, we have
to do something.
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Cousin. Cousin?
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Why don't we join
the neighborhood watch
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and take a bite out of crime?
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Oh sure, join
the neighborhood watch
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Why don't we just put
a sign on the car that says
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"New car radio inside,
come and get it?"
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It sounds good
the way you say it, but...
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I don't think it would
work in practice.
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No, Balki, the thief is
someone in the neighborhood.
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Someone who knows my schedule.
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Someone who knows
when I come and go.
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Someone who knows
I bought a new car radio.
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It must have been me.
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It's the only thing
that makes sense.
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I'm a thief and an amnesiac!
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Balki, it wasn't you.
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Yes, it was!
No, it wasn't you.
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Take my word for it,
it wasn't you.
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Really?
Yes.
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Oh, cousin, thank you
for turning my life around.
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I think it was
that Mr. Finley.
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He hates me!
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Once, just once...
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the man called the police.
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I'm going to bed,
you can sleep down here
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Umm...
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Actually, uh...
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I was the one
that called the police, um...
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The way the streetlight
made your skin glow, I...
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I thought you were an alien.
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You know, Larry, I think
you're right
about the Finleys.
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Why do they make their
little boy stand
out in the yard
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all day in his good suit?
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That's a lawn jockey.
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Oh!
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(CAR ALARM BUZZING)
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There it goes again.
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Maybe I do have it set
at too sensitive a level.
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I'll go reset it.
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You know, I'll never
understand why people
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take something
that isn't theirs.
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Don't you have burglars
on Mypos?
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Well, uh, we do have a tiny
group of stealers and liars.
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They, uh, they go
out and steal things
and then lie about it.
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We call them
"The Stealers and Liars."
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Or for short,
"The S and L gang."
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Want to come upstairs
and watch me spackle?
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It wasn't a false alarm.
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This means war!
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Ah!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Alright, let's
review the plan.
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Now, we will get in the trunk
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leaving the lid slightly ajar
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and wait for the thief,
who we all know
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is that lowlife Mr. Finley.
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Cousin, let it go.
Alright, alright.
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Let it go.
Now...
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When he opens the door that's
when we spring into action.
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I will freeze him in his
tracks with the bullhorn.
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Alright, freeze!
You're under arrest.
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Then you jump out of the trunk
with the rope, tie him up.
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I'll call the police.
Any questions?
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Yeah, can I be the one
to hold the bullhorn?
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No!
Yeah, Cousin.
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Cousin, cousin.
Now, come on.
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Just let me hold it
for one second.
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I want to push the button.
We're getting into the trunk.
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Get in the trunk, get in
the trunk, get in the trunk!
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Gee...
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very expensive car radio!
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Especially while
we are in the trunk.
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Will you shut up?
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What is the matter with you?
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Hold it.
Listen, let me help you.
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Alright.
Let me help you.
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I am holding the bullhorn!
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Will you stop it?
Just stop it!
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Let me push the button.
I'll tell you what...
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Yes, sir, brand new car radio
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right here, in this car.
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Till then, I'll be asleep,
in the house.
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Not in the trunk.
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Will you shut up?
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What is the matter with you?
I'm sorry.
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(PANTING)
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Ah!
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(GRUNTING)
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Cousin, correct
me if I'm wrong
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but I think
this is the first time
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you and I have ever been
in this trunk
at the same time.
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Balki, why don't,
why don't you just, uh,
relax and...be quiet?
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Oh-ah!
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You know, Balki,
I don't think you are
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taking this seriously enough!
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In fact, I think you might
have to go back in the house.
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No, cousin, come on, no.
Yes, I think you might have...
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Cousin, no, no, please!
You might have to...
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Please, let me stay
in the trunk.
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Alright, but you've
been warned, mister.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Cousin. Cousin...
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I hear something.
It sounds like two people.
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You're right. You're right.
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Finley must have
brought a friend.
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Okay, alright,
this is it. Get ready!
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Balki.
Uh?
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Did you just do
what I think you did?
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That depends on
what you think I just did.
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Did you just shut the trunk?
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These are criminals
we're dealing with.
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We don't want them
to know we're in here.
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Balki, you have
locked us in the trunk.
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Cousin, I just had
the most horrible thought.
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We have to get out of here,
before we run out of oxygen.
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I, I saw this once
on "Star Trek."
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It wasn't pretty!
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of the Enterprise and the crew
were running out of oxygen.
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And Captain Kirk said...
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"Scotty...
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"You've got to
get us out of here."
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And Scotty said...
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"Captain, I can't give
you any more power.
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"We're out of
dilithium crystals.
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I need more time" and then...
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And then Bones said...
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Balki...let me tell
you somethin', okay?
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Nothing uses up oxygen
faster than talking.
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So why don't you shut up?
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We are not gonna
run out of oxygen.
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Yeah, well...
The trunk is not air tight.
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Now, we are just gonna
sit here until they
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steal the radio and leave.
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And then we're gonna
call for help.
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(CAR DOORS OPENING)
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(CAR DOORS CLOSING)
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Alright, they're in the car.
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(ENGINE CRANKING)
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Oh, my Lord!
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They are stealing
the entire car.
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in the dashboard.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Alright, they drove
for about ten minutes...
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Then they slowed down,
then they stopped.
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I think they stopped
at Bugsy's Burgers.
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I think you're right, cousin.
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That was definitely the smell
of Bugsy's French fries.
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I think I have a pretty good
idea where we are.
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Well, so do I...
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We're in the trunk.
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I mean...
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I think I know where
they've taken us.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Yeah, yeah, see!
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That turn would put us on
the Old Mill Road, sure.
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Out in the middle of nowhere.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Sure, I think they're
gonna strip the car
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and abandon it in the woods.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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You know what, cousin?
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It's bad enough
they stole the car
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but they haven't used
the turn signal once.
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I guess crime poisons
every part of you.
257
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,112
Now, look, we gotta
figure out a way outta here.
258
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,247
See if you can find the jack.
259
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,119
What?
The jack, the jack.
260
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,288
Cousin, I...I'm pretty sure
261
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,523
we're the only two people
that got in this car.
262
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,461
I'll, I'll look for him
if you want me to.
263
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,331
Jack!
264
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,003
Jack!
265
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,108
I mean,
see if you can find the tool
266
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,610
we use to prop up the car
when we change the tire.
267
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,416
Oh, I got it.
268
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,419
Here you go.
269
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,322
Do, do you want me to
stop looking for the man?
270
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,591
Yes, yes, alright, now!
271
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,892
I think I can use the jack
272
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,594
to pop the lid of the trunk.
273
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,795
Change places with me.
274
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,531
No!
275
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,932
I'm not gonna
change places with you.
276
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,602
I like my place right here.
277
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,138
Change places with me.
No, I'm not gonna change...
278
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,505
Oh!
Get out of the way!
279
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,107
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
280
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,409
Get out of the way!
No. Ow!
281
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,313
(PANTING)
282
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,650
Ow, ah!
283
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,418
Okay, I got it!
284
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,722
Hey, cousin, you know what?
285
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,891
Oh, you don't think
it's such a hot idea?
286
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,094
No, I don't.
Well.
287
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,564
What's that?
288
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,134
Oh, don't start it.
How many? How many...
289
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,337
Have you opened
from the inside?
290
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,641
None.
None? As in zero.
291
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,112
As in never, ever have
you opened a trunk
from the inside?
292
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,181
That is correct.
Thank you.
293
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,916
Cousin, just curious.
How many...
294
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,486
Four! Four.
295
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,660
Cousin, you know what, I...?
Balki, please.
296
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,496
I know what I'm doing.
Let me just tell you...
297
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,763
Let me just
tell you something.
298
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,099
I was just going to say...
299
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,469
That, that little machine
was going to
300
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,238
poke through
the top of the trunk.
301
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,442
Alright!
302
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,011
There's gotta be something
else in here that we can use
303
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,779
to, to pop open the lid.
304
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,115
Just look around.
305
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,582
See if you can
find something.
306
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,783
(LARRY PANTING)
307
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,754
Cousin?
Ah?
308
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,956
What's in this box?
No, don't open the box.
309
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,691
(AIR GUSHING)
310
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,530
(SCREAMING)
311
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,512
You...
312
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,582
You live with someone
for five years.
313
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,655
And you think you know them.
314
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:16,329
Balki.
315
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,299
Balki, this is not
what you think.
316
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,201
It's not an inflatable woman?
317
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,339
Oh, yes, it is.
318
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,210
Does the lady have a name?
319
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,914
I use this so I can drive
in the carpool lane
320
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,216
when I'm driving alone.
321
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,292
(SQUEALING)
322
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:47,860
They stopped.
323
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:51,364
Oh, yeah, we are out
in the woods alright.
324
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,834
Balki, if they find us,
we're dead men.
325
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,804
Cousin.
Shh!
326
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,871
Cousin!
327
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,673
Aargh!
328
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,874
I'm so sorry.
329
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,413
Well, I hope you
enjoyed that sneeze
330
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,948
because it just
cost us our lives!
331
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,184
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
332
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,587
Oh! Oh, no.
333
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,057
No, no, no.
Alright, kill him
but spare me.
334
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,692
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
335
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,731
Hi.
Hi.
336
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,603
You almost scared us to death.
337
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,612
Why were you driving
like criminals?
338
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,481
Why were you driving
in the woods?
339
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,716
And why weren't you
using your turn signals?
340
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,453
Why are you in the trunk?
341
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,289
And who is your
plastic friend?
342
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,560
She's with him.
She's with him.
343
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,933
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
344
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,741
Cousin.
345
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,510
Settle an argument.
346
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,313
Which Ninja Turtle
is the most sensitive?
347
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,816
Donatello.
348
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,818
Hmm. Told you.
349
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,025
Hi.
350
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,093
Hi.
Hi.
351
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,595
Larry, this is for you.
352
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,331
Oh, wow,
what's the special occasion?
353
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,699
Well, no special occasion.
354
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,567
Just a little something
that says "I love you."
355
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,238
Oh, what could be that
small and talk?
356
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,577
A hamster,
if he's properly trained.
357
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,023
Oh.
358
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,995
Well, it's a pull
out car radio.
359
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,899
Oh, well, thank you.
That's great.
360
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:07,967
Thank you.
361
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:14,341
Actually, cousin, all
of your ideas have
been pull out radios.
362
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,716
It's just that
the wrong people
were pulling them out.
363
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,223
Well, not anymore.
364
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,561
You know, Balki,
you were right.
365
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,529
Well, funny you should
mention that because
366
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,798
I took the liberty,
I signed us all up.
367
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,334
Well, this would be a good
night to turn in early, Larry.
368
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,537
We won't be bothered
by that pesky car alarm.
369
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,874
Oh.
370
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:53,880
Oh, oh.
371
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,549
Cousin, there's only one
thing wrong with that idea.
372
00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:00,487
What's that?
Well...
373
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,755
and we have been
assigned to patrol.
374
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,497
And I've been assigned
the bullhorn.
375
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,068
But I've been assigned
the batteries.
376
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,473
(THEME MUSIC)
377
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,047
(THEME MUSIC)
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