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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Come on, Cousin,
we got a lot to do
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before King Ferdinand
gets here.
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Cousin, uh, uh,
didn't you see your outfit?
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I laid it up
on your bed for you.
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Come on, go upstairs
and change. Come on.
Bushi, bushi, bushi--
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Balki, Balki, I agreed
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to let you decorate the house
with a salad bar.
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And I agreed to let you
have a reception
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here for King Ferdinand.
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But I am not dressing up
like a snout merchant.
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How about
just the loincloth?
No.
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But, uh, Cousin,
this is a special occasion.
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King Ferdinand
is going to be
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Parade?
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with a bunch of cows.
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Cousin, King Ferdinand
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is leading the Livestock
Liberation Parade.
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All right, uh,
let's just, uh,
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go over the official
greeting for royalty.
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Okay, now, cousin,
this is very important.
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Um...
When meeting royalty
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protocol must
be followed, all right?
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So, the king will come
to the door and he will say
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in his most regal voice,
"Knock, knock."
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And then you, as
head of the household,
will say,
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"Who's there?"
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And then the king will say,
"The king."
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And then you will say,
"The king who?"
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And then the king will say,
"Gesundheit" and then
we laugh.
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Okay, so... Laugh.
Let me hear it.
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(MOCK LAUGHTER)
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Not exactly the big yuk
I was hoping for but...
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Then again I don't have
the king's delivery.
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What can I tell you?
KING FERDINAND:
Knock, knock!
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The king's early.
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Oh, oh, God,
oh, God, he's early!
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I haven't even had
the chance to spray
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the room with
welcoming goat fragrance.
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All right, all right,
calm down, calm down.
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It's okay,
everything's under control.
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We can do this, here we go.
Oh, God...
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Here we go. Okay?
Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
The king.
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The king who?
Gesundheit!
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(LAUGHTER)
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You may speak!
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Welcome to our humble home,
Your Gratuitousness.
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Hoo
Patam-patam-pa
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Hoo
Patam-patam-pa
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Hoo
Patam-patam-pa
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Hoo
Patam-patam-pa
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Tada-da-da
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Patam-pa tada-deda
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Hoo
Patam-patam-pa
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Ramba ramba ding-dong
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Hoo baby hee momma
give it all you got
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Oh, po po.
Oh, po po.
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(LAUGHS)
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And you must be Cousin Larry?
Aha... Oh, boy.
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You may speak!
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(GRUNTS)
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(STAMMERING)
Uh, welcome,
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to America, Your...
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Superfluousness.
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Superfluousness.
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Thanks.
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You may rise.
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Thank you.
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Uh, Your Majesty,
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(STAMMERS) where would you
like to go first?
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See a dentist?
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I have to get
my crown replaced.
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It's a king joke.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Where does he come up
with them?
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Whoa-ha-ha!
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I think he likes you.
Scratch him behind the ears.
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Uh, um, Balki,
I think something's wrong.
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Oh, Cousin, it's probably
just a serious case
of jet lag.
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Isn't it? Isn't it?
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No, Balki, (STAMMERS)
I don't think
that it's jetlag.
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He's dead.
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Are you sure?
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Positive.
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King Ferdinand is dead.
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All hail Cousin Larry,
the new king of Mypos.
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You okay?
Yeah.
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We all knew
the king had a weak heart.
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Everybody always said
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"Long live the king,"
but nobody
really believed it.
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Well, we should call
someone to move him.
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Oh, no. No, no, Cousin.
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We cannot do that.
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The Kingly Carcass
must not be moved
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until the Speaker
of the Hut arrives.
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The who?
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The Speaker of the Hut
of Representatives.
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He is the man
who oversees the day-to-day
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governing of Mypos.
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And in his spare time
he manages
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a four-day tire store.
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He's really a very nice guy.
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Too bad he wasn't here
to catch the king.
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Everybody always said,
he'd make a great king.
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Anyway, you'll like him,
Your Diminutiveness.
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Don't call me
"Your Diminutiveness."
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As you wish.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, get up, get up.
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Get up, get up.
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Get up... You may rise.
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Don't call me
"Your Diminutiveness."
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As you wish,
Your Compactness.
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Uh, Balki, just because
the king died in my arms
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doesn't mean that
I am the king of Mypos.
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Cousin, I'm telling you this,
whoever is the first person
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to touch the king
after he dies
becomes the new king.
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It's a tradition.
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(STAMMERING) Well,
what if he had fallen
into someone else's arms?
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Someone else
would be the new king.
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Really?
Yes, really.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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that you're going to be
the new king.
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Oh, no, no, no...
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(STAMMERING)
Hold off on that call.
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I need to give them time
to put your face
on the money.
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No. No, Balki.
Balki, we have got to...
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They're going to put
my face on the money?
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Well, just the
five digda note
and the pingis.
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They are going to
put my face
on the money?
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Wait, no, all right,
no, no, no!
Look, Balki!
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This is crazy.
Just hold off on that call.
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All right, you know,
if I'm going to be king,
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I need to immerse myself
in the food of my people.
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I just happen to have
a vat of yak fat.
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No, you know, Balki.
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I'm not in a yak fat mood.
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Go out and get me some
chocolate covered...
Goat parts.
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Which goat parts
would you like?
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Get me the sampler.
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Go now.
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As you wish,
Your Petiteness.
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I... I couldn't find
any chocolate covered
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goat parts,
Your Liplessness.
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Thank you, Balki.
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You know, Your Majesty,
you couldn't ask
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for a more loyal subject
than Balki Bartokomous.
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Oh! Hi, Balki.
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(GASPS)
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He's alive. He's alive.
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All hail
King Ferdinand of Mypos!
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Balki, don't get
your hopes up.
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King Ferdinand is still dead.
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But, Cousin, Cousin,
he, he waved at me.
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You must have seen it,
you were sitting right there.
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Yeah, Balki,
I made him wave.
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Pretty good, huh?
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Balki, Balki, look.
Here's my plan.
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We'll just keep
King Ferdinand alive
for just a few more hours
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then dump him into the arms
of the Speaker of the Hut
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when he arrives
at the reception.
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Your Obsessiveness,
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you caught the king,
so you are the king
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I rest my face.
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Balki, Balki,
now, now, listen to me.
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Listen to me,
listen to me, will you?
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Just stop, stop!
No, no, no!
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Balki, you said it yourself.
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The Speaker of the Hut
would make a terrific
king for Mypos.
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Well, he has been trying
to catch a dead king
for years.
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And I would
make a lousy king,
you know me.
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I'm selfish, pushy, greedy.
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Shallow, hypocritical,
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and a bold-faced liar.
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But that won't impair your
ability to lead the country.
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Face it, you're the king.
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Oh, no, no, no...
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Uh, oh, all right.
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All right...
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You may rise.
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Balki, you know
the first thing
I'm going to do
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as king of Mypos?
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Put a booster chair
on the throne?
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No.
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I am going to turn
the island of Mypos
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into a radioactive
toxic waste dump.
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What do you think of that?
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I don't think
you should do that.
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Oh, you don't think
I should do that?
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Mmm-hmm,
no, no, no, I don't
think you should do that--
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But I am the king
and I think as the king
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I would know
what's best for the island.
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And nobody, not you,
not the Speaker of the Hut,
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can stop me...
Get down there!
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Get down there! Yes, yes...
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(BALKI GRUNTING)
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Yes, a radioactive
toxic waste dump it will be.
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You may rise.
No, no, no.
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Of course, all the Mypiots
will glow in the dark.
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No.
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But think of all the money
we'll save on
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florescent vests
for the road crews!
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Try me for treason
and call me
Eggs Benedict but...
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I don't think
you should be the king.
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Oh, you don't think
I should be the king?
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No, I don't think
you should be the king.
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Oh, you don't think
I should be the king?
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Oh, but I am the king.
But you should not be...
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I am the king...
Get down there!
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Get down there... Huh!
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(BALKI SOBBING)
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I am the king.
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(WHIMPERING)
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But I don't think
you should be the king.
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Oh, you don't think
I should be the king?
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No, I don't.
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But I am the king
and it's too late now.
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It's too late now.
Yes.
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Yes, it's too late now.
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(GASPS) Unless...
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It's too late now...
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(SOBBING)
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Yes, yes.
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Unless...
Unless what?
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Unless...
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Oh, no. It would never work.
It's too perfect.
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Well, you know,
I was thinking...
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If we pretend
King Ferdinand is alive
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and then drop him
into the arms of someone
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who would make
a terrific king...
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Someone who has been waiting
to catch a king for years...
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00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,147
But no one comes to mind.
251
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,116
Wait a minute!
I know someone.
252
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,718
The Speaker of the Hut.
(GASPS) Balki!
253
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,587
You're a genius.
Well, I did, you know--
254
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:52,292
We'll just drop
the king into the arms
255
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,560
Oh, Cousin!
256
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,195
Cousin, we have to go make
King Ferdinand
257
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,596
ready for the party!
258
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,673
(MUSIC PLAYING)
259
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,718
Here you go, Cousin.
I thought you might
want that.
260
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,320
Thank you.
261
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,329
(MUMBLING)
262
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,070
LARRY: Balki, there he is.
263
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:42,075
Well, that's our speaker
all right. Old Walki Talki.
264
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,077
And his lovely wife,
Chatti Kathi.
265
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,615
Although she, she prefers
to be called Cookie.
266
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,319
Balki, go get him.
Okay.
267
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,110
Well,
you're absolutely right,
Your Majesty.
268
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,446
It makes
a marvelous aftershave.
269
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,550
Oki-doki, how's it hangi?
270
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,785
Oki-doki, Balki.
Reminiski Cookie?
271
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,487
You bet your bibbibabka!
272
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,424
How's it hangi, Cookie?
Super.
273
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,162
ALL: Ingi wingi wingi.
Oh, wow!
274
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,102
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
275
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,570
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
276
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,473
Oh, King Ferdinand,
you little scamp.
277
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,774
(LAUGHS)
278
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,478
Whoa! Oh!
279
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,114
Oh, you little devil.
280
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,548
(LYDIA LAUGHS)
281
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,917
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
282
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,654
Oh, cold hands, warm heart.
283
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,327
Suplitaki, Walki Talki?
Balki, no can do.
284
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,964
Cousin, Cousin, Cousin,
we have a big problem.
285
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,567
The speaker and King Ferdinand
aren't speaking to each other.
286
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,669
They had a big fight
before they left Mypos.
287
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:24,177
Something about whether
288
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,346
All right, Balki, new plan.
289
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,115
If the speaker won't come
to the king
290
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,916
the king will have to go
to the speaker.
291
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,518
Hold this, hold this.
Just hold this.
292
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,555
Ah. Ahem, uh, excuse me,
uh, Your Majesty.
293
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:39,092
Uh, Lydia, I know
the king has taken
a great liking to you...
294
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:44,297
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
295
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:48,801
Well, all right,
as long as you promise
296
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,138
to save me a dance
later tonight.
297
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,272
(GIGGLES)
298
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:57,277
Do you promise?
299
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,480
Ooh. Maybe he will.
300
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,789
Balki, will you
give me a hand?
301
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,694
Stop it, just stop it,
stop it, stop it, stop it!
302
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,864
A dead man is not a toy.
303
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:25,605
Balki, we've got to
get the king
to the Speaker of the Hut.
304
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,374
Now we can't just drag him
around the room.
305
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,809
We gotta make him look alive.
No problem, Cousin.
306
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,115
(BOTH GRUNTING)
307
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,645
Balki, just get the Speaker
of the Hut to turn around
308
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,046
and I'll drop King Ferdinand
into his arms.
309
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,448
Got it.
310
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,720
Uh, Cookie. Cookie,
did you see over there?
311
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,323
We have, uh, chips
and sheep dip.
312
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,229
Your Speakership,
there's something
I have never told you.
313
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,497
The night that
you and Cookie did
314
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,534
the Captain
and Tennille medley,
I was really moved.
315
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,102
Ooh.
No, yes, I was. Oh, yes.
316
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,807
Um, I finally understood
the meaning
of Muskrat Love.
317
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,976
Oh, look, the king.
318
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,178
I've got nothing
to say to you.
319
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,318
Oh, uh, well, uh,
sorry about that, uh,
320
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,854
loose floor board,
Your Majesty.
321
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,857
We'll just have that
fixed immediately.
322
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,625
(PANTING)
323
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,475
All right, let's go.
324
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,678
Oh, no time for that.
Look, let's just
get him over there.
325
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,745
Come on.
326
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,885
Oh, no more punch for you,
big guy.
327
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,589
(BOTH GRUNTING)
328
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,894
Uh... Excuse me,
uh, Mr. Hut?
329
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,265
The king would like
to apologize to you
330
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,066
for arguing with you earlier.
331
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,902
Well, is that so?
332
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,513
Whoo-ooh!
333
00:20:51,551 --> 00:21:07,967
The king is dead!
The king is dead!
334
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,136
Mail call, Cousin.
335
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,071
Oh, anything for me?
336
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:15,808
Just this, uh,
winter catalogue
from Digby's Fine Apparel.
337
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,379
"Clothing the little man
since 1954."
338
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,881
Let me have that.
339
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,483
in that little sailor suit
on the cover.
340
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,917
It's just...
341
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,153
Oh, Cousin, look,
I got a letter from Mama.
342
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,188
Oh, well,
what she have to say?
343
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,325
Well... Let's see here.
344
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,694
She says that,
uh, ever since
345
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,596
Queen Cookie
has been ruling Mypos
346
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,699
it's just nothing
but party, party, party,
347
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,202
and the, uh, the fun began
with the Queen's coronation
348
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,672
tractor pull
and demolition derby.
349
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,075
Well, that sounds
very entertaining.
350
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,176
Oh, Cousin, look.
351
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,277
She send pictures of,
352
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,945
of King Ferdinand's send-off.
353
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,015
You mean his, uh, funeral.
No, no, I mean his send-off.
354
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,051
See there's a picture
of them strapping him
to the catapult.
355
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,823
Well, don't they bury him
in the ground or at sea?
356
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,792
Well, that all depends
on where he lands.
357
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,929
See there's a...
There's a picture
of the launch.
358
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,631
Excellent hang time.
359
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,701
He had really
quite good form.
360
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,136
Mmm-hmm.
For... For a dead man.
361
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,505
Uh, yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
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