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[music playing]
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[Nina]
Hi, Chris.
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Sorry to email you.
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I just thoughtit would be good
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to touch base regardingthe other night.
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I want you to knowI understand totally.
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We're all stressed.
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We all work long hours.
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We all have our moments.
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Really, I understand.
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Just one piece of advice,
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next time you mightwanna consider
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locking the door.
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Next time,perhaps don't flirt
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with the other members of staff
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quite so persistently.
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Furthermore, if there'sanother colleague
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who's been showing interestin you, Chris,
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maybe you should just behonest with them.
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Just tell them straight up.
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Don't tell them your life'stoo complicated,
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you're in no position
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for any kind of relationship,
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and then turn aroundand bang a midwife
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on your out-traywith an obstetrics ward
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right outside the door.
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That's all.
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Thanks, Chris.
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See you at work.
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Nina.
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Yeah, you can't say any of that.
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You look like a total psycho.
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[groans]
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Oh, why, oh, why
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Oh, why won't you sing
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Bring your hips to me
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Oh, bring your hipsOh, oh
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Bring your hips to me
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To me, oh,bring your hips to me
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Oh, bring your hipsOh, oh
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Bring your hips to me
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To me
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To me
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Oh, why, oh, why
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Oh, why, oh
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Why won't you sing?
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[tea kettle whistling]
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[upbeat music playing]
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You're not serious
about that hair, are you?
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[upbeat music playing]
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Here.
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Thank you.
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That hair says I'm auditioning
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for an amateur theater
production for Vita.
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Sorry, Nins,
but today of all days,
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you need fabulous hair.
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[scoffs] I think--
I'm just gonna text him.
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-No.
-Yup.
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I'm not gonna mention
the issue.
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I'm just gonna ask him
for coffee.
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Nina, no.
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I can't pretend
nothing's happened.
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Yes, you can and if it comes up
in conversation,
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you just laugh and you say,
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"Oh, I haven't given it
a second thought.
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I've been busy all weekend...
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being shagged
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for 36 hours straight."
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-Wow?
-Carlos or Munde,
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I don't know,
some Mediterranean name
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it's just for a cut out.
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Ricardo.
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[Nina] You would have thoughtthere'd be
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at least something.
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A joking text,
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an apology,
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an icebreaker,
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unless this is something
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they've discussed,
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a strategy for dealing
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with what they now refer to as
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the Nina issue.
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She's been out of it
for so long, Chris.
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Yeah.
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I just assumed
she was asexual.
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[Nina] They probablyhaven't even thought about it.
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They've probably been havingsuch Earth-shattering sex
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all conventional thoughtprocesses have ceased.
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Nina, you're not gonna
believe this.
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I can't remember
a single thing
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that happened the other night.
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I, uh, I was drugged.
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Someone had spiked my coffee
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with a powerful
psychotropic substance.
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[cell phone rings]
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[sighs] Yeah, right.
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Okay, Nina, you can do this.
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You have degrees.
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You save lives.
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Okay, you're fine.
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You're a professional
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in a professional context.
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You've attracted at least
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three sane men since 1992.
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Possibly four.
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Hi.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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[woman] Uh, Tammy Watson's
in room three.
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Contractions
are at seven minutes.
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OBS are normal,
having a total
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domestic with her husband.
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-Nina?
-Hmm?
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The store room
the other night, sorry.
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Chris Havel in today?
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Yeah, he's around.
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[piano music playing]
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[Mick]
This is my new lease
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On life
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I've been a...
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I've been away
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I've been awakened
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You're certainly mistake
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Mistaken
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[Chris]
Fifty points for bacon.
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Fit some bacon in there,
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I'll do you a hundred.
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I'm not
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I'm not forsaken
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I got to deduct for that one.
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Got to work through the shit
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to get to the gold, Jimmy.
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It's the creative process.
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Yeah.
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Or if you want,
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I could just say to her,
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"Hey, Bill, just so you know,
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Mick's real happy right now.
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He's, uh,
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he's gone through
a creative explosion
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and he's not missing you,
whatsoever."
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Just saying.
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This is my new lease
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On life
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I've been awakened
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You were mistaken
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I don't need you anymore
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Billie]
Yes, I have.
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I've been suffering
you're "on hold" music
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for 50 minutes.
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[Darcy] Hi.
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Well, your digital timer lies.
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Yes.
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Open it.
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Cherie Butterfield
and Darcy Proudman
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are delighted...
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Naming ceremony?
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Yeah, just casual.
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Just, uh, at the reception room
in the path,
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nothing religious.
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Is that a professional photo?
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Have you been to, like,
a baby photographer?
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No, Cherie did that.
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But I can see digital sparkle,
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it's distinct digital sparkle.
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[Darcy]
Yeah, yeah, she did something
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with the computer.
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Did we have naming ceremonies?
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Uh, well, no, not actually.
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Imagine,
there was plenty of hoo-ha
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when you were born,
don't you worry.
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Yeah, but not specific hoo-ha,
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not with digital sparkle
and, you know,
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"Bring a personal item
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for Ray's time capsule."
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[Darcy] Yeah, Cherie wants us
to bring something
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that reflects our personality
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and then we put it in this chest
that she's bought
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and save it up for Ray's 21st.
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I think it's a lovely idea,
really.
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Where's my time capsule?
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Where's my treasure trove of--
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are you gonna have, like,
godparents?
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-Yeah, Cherie's thinking on it.
-[phone ringing]
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[Billie]
I never had godparents.
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I never had godly guidance.
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Darcy Proudman Real Estate.
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Yes.
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It's Virginia from the council.
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You're upset about
something else, aren't you?
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No.
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I'm just upset
about thanking them
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for the flames of hell.
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Just--isn't just for Ray,
you know.
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Cherie's not--well, she's not
very close to her family
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and this is a way
of welcoming her to ours.
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Yeah, that's high on my list
of priorities.
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Well, it should be.
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And Billie,
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if you're not happy about it,
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then just pretend.
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Jeanie, hi.
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It sounds anemic, Steve.
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Weak and anemic and bland.
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Well, I think it's pretty.
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Can you imagine
Prime Minister Katelyn
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or Supreme Court
Justice Katelyn?
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Nina, what do you think
of Katelyn?
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Um, it's a very popular name.
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But it doesn't make you think
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of a 35-year-old woman
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who collects stuffed toys?
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Oh, well, now you've just
completely tainted
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her opinion of it.
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Shut up, Steve.
You liked Alicia.
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[Steve]
No--Aalia with a double A.
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You liked Ali...
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Oh, that's even worse.
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Aalia?
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I'm in charge of the name.
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I'm pushing this baby out,
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I get to choose the name.
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[Steve] Okay.
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[Nina]
Okay. This can be done.
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You're both professionals.
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Okay. Reviewing emergencyevacuation procedures,
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powerful choice, Nina.
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[Cherie] Nina.
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Oh, hi, Cherie.
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What are you doing?
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[Cherie]
Meeting Chris.
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Check up for the little guy.
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We should all do lunch.
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Yeah, no, I can't because
I've got--I've got a...
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-Hi, Cherie.
-Hi.
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[Chris]
How's the little man doing?
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He's doing great.
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He's really settling down.
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-Beautiful.
-Um, hang on, hang on.
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[baby crying]
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Oh, I've got--
really got to go.
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No, just one sec.
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Okay.
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No, uh, that's...
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Open it.
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It's...
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naming ceremony Sunday week.
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[Nina] Oh, wow.
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-[Chris] Oh, that's, uh...
-No pressure to come, Chris,
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if you don't want to.
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It's just informal.
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Free booze
and Nina will be there.
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A little incentive?
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[Zara] Nina, contractions have
started again in room three.
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-Oh, my God, hi, Zara.
-Hi.
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[Cherie]
Tell me you're free Sunday week.
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-Sorry?
-Naming ceremony.
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Baby Ray.
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Oh, I have to check my diary.
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I don't have an invite,
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but Nina's got all the details.
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You know, Nina probably
doesn't wanna mix work
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and family quite, so...
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Oh, more the merrier.
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Right, Nina?
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Yup.
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Are you actually serious?
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You don't have to RSVP
straight away.
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Darcy, this is my husband's
girlfriend's...
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No, she's not my girlfriend.
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She's, um, she's my partner
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in parenting Ray.
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"Please bring a personal item
for Ray's..."
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You don't have to do that.
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You could just, uh...
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Observe from the bleachers?
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00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,240
Well, I thought
278
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,120
you'd prefer to be there.
279
00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,760
Talk me through that one, Darcy.
280
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,280
Well, all the family
is gonna be there
281
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,200
and all your kids
and I'd feel odd
282
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,640
if you weren't there.
283
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,800
And how would I
introduce myself?
284
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,520
Auntie Geraldine?
285
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,280
Yeah. Yeah, that's a lovely way
to look at it.
286
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,360
Without you
287
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,040
Without you
288
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,000
- My...
-Just ignore the dying animal
289
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,280
in the corner.
290
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,720
[Mick]
That burns blue
291
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,320
So I was thinking
292
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,080
the rug would be here-ish.
293
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,840
-Just in the middle?
-Yes.
294
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,080
With the standing place
or speaking place here.
295
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,000
-[Jimmy] Or speech-giving place?
-Yes.
296
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000
Uh, with a semi-circle of seats
all around here.
297
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,360
[Jimmy]
Or two rows here and here.
298
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,920
Oh, my God,
that is genius, yes.
299
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,680
And then filling up
the rest of the room,
300
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,080
a sea of tulips.
301
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,480
-A sea?
-Or a few dozen bunches.
302
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,720
Balloons?
303
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,800
I can get you a sea of tulips.
304
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,280
Do you know a florist?
305
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,200
We have a week and a half,
don't we?
306
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,560
Oh, my God,
I was lying before.
307
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,560
Balloons would be terrible.
308
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,520
It has to be tulips.
309
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,800
[music playing]
310
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,760
Yeah, this one's not too flash.
311
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,400
But dad has amazing speakers.
312
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,320
He's pretty fanatical
about them, though,
313
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,960
so he might not let us use them.
314
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,120
Just about the music.
315
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,440
Huh?
316
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,400
Uh, your dad has made
a few suggestions.
317
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,960
Oh, let me guess,
318
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,040
Stevie Ray Vaughan,
319
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,080
Lead Belly?
320
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,840
You know who those people are?
321
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,440
I was indoctrinated
at a very early age.
322
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,720
It's not that
I don't like the idea
323
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,080
of something
a bit unconventional.
324
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,320
I do.
325
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,600
But in terms
of a naming ceremony--
326
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,360
Whoa, whoa, Cherie.
327
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,600
Just trust me.
328
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,880
Let dad win this one.
329
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,920
When it comes to the blues,
330
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920
he can't be argued with
331
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,200
and can't be reasoned with.
332
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,440
Do you know anything about
blues music at all?
333
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,720
I know Guy Sebastian's
"Memphis Belle".
334
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,760
Yeah, I wouldn't mention
that to dad, ever.
335
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,680
[Zara]
I really like it.
336
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,120
See?
337
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,000
[groans in pain]
338
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,920
If I had the name Taylor,
339
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,440
I would sue my parents.
340
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,760
Yeah.
341
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,360
I'd divorce them.
342
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,640
It always makes me think
of Taylor Dayne.
343
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,880
Who?
344
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,400
Taylor Dayne, the singer.
345
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,240
You mean Taylor Swift.
346
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,320
[country music playing]
347
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,280
[Steve] It's just
a little upper class.
348
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,160
You know, this would be like
Elizabeth Taylor.
349
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,320
-Breathe.
-[Zara] Nina, are you okay?
350
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,800
-What?
-You just seem a bit...
351
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,760
You know, I'm--
352
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,080
You're not upset
are you about, you know...
353
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,960
No. No.
354
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,440
[woman]
It's a porn name, yeah.
355
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,240
Your servings
of first names are porn.
356
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,760
Shh.
357
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,840
[heavy breathing]
358
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,560
[Billie] Nins, it's obvious
what we have to do.
359
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,520
We've got to boycott
the entire naming ceremony.
360
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,520
No--Nins, it's an affront
361
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,960
and what's this--
362
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,240
what is the time capsule
business?
363
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,400
You bring something
that represents
364
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,520
who you really are?
365
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,480
I mean, what is that?
366
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,200
Uh, it's sweet.
367
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,520
[Billie] Come on,
it's wanky and tragic
368
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,280
and I just want to vomit bile.
369
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,400
I know.
370
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,440
Our family's psychotic.
371
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440
I know that, but the one thing
372
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,920
I always can't take,
373
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,280
like, what would she have us
doing next?
374
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,040
You know,
sticking conky definitions
375
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,400
to our fridges?
376
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,560
Oh, better take
serious action.
377
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,040
Yet she isn't inviting
a single member
378
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,000
of her own family.
379
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,120
What does that tell you?
380
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,560
[Nina]
They're interstate?
381
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,000
Interstate. Come on.
382
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,680
Our mother would crawl
across continents.
383
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,240
Actually, mom would be
with us in a boycott.
384
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,800
I've got a call here.
385
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,600
Billie, it's dad's kid.
386
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,040
[Billie]
Yeah, I'm aware of that.
387
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,680
-Our brother.
-It's a baby name,
388
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,080
I don't think
he's gonna sweat it.
389
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,840
If I can be nice about this,
390
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,120
so can you.
391
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,960
Nice? That's not
in my repertoire.
392
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,960
[Nina]
Pretend it is.
393
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,440
Hi. Hi.
394
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,360
Hi.
395
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,360
Hi.
396
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,320
Hi.
397
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,080
[music playing]
398
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,480
Hi. Hi.
399
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,880
I'm Billie Proudman.
400
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,480
We need to discuss
your property.
401
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,320
I'm here to discuss your--
402
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,040
can I just say, wow,
403
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,400
it's...
404
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,920
pow, pow, pow.
405
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,280
Wanker.
406
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,240
[bell rings]
407
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,840
Hi, I'm Billie Proudman.
408
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,800
Oh, Jesus Christ.
409
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,800
What?
410
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,920
What?
411
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,000
You don't remember me?
412
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Boyd Carlisle,
413
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,480
North Fitzroy Primary.
414
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,960
You used to--
415
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,560
you used to call me Blubba.
416
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,520
Oh, my God.
417
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,760
Blubba Boyd.
418
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,960
Yeah. Yeah.
419
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,240
Well, that name
has been like a cancer,
420
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,480
eating away at my life
421
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,640
for 30 years.
422
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,240
You called it out in 1991
423
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,000
at an interschool
athletics carnival and,
424
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,360
uh, it stuck.
425
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,800
It really stuck.
It stuck through high school,
426
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,320
through university,
into adulthood.
427
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,240
I've had, uh,
428
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,400
confidence issues,
429
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,480
body dysmorphia,
430
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,480
intimacy problems.
431
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,800
Right now, I'm going through
432
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,000
a pretty horrific divorce
433
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,400
and I can try to go back
to that name,
434
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,720
"Blubba Boyd,"
435
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,960
that I got from you.
436
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,640
Um...
437
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,480
30 years local experience,
438
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,960
we won't compromise
on commissions.
439
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,360
Where are you going?
440
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,840
We spent four hours
steam cleaning the place,
441
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,320
don't you even wanna see it?
442
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,200
You just aligned me
with cancer.
443
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,360
Well, still on the free quote.
444
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,440
[dramatic music playing]
445
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,760
[woman]
Oh, hello.
446
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,640
Oh, my God,
look at your hair,
447
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,880
look at all your hair.
448
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,040
She's got your mom's hair.
449
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,680
You got your grandma's hair, eh?
450
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,080
Granny Claire.
451
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,560
Claire.
452
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,600
[Nina]
It never ceases to amaze me,
453
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,480
the effect of a newborn.
454
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,360
How it can just wipe away
455
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,120
all the bullshit.
456
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,960
[Chris] Hi,
457
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,160
I'm Chris Havel,
I'm the pediatrician.
458
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,760
[Nina] Almost.
459
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,720
[Christ] Mind if I?
460
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,400
This is your doctor.
461
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,960
[Chris]
Hi. How is it?
462
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,320
[woman] Yeah.
463
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,480
Making a break for it?
464
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,600
Yup.
465
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,280
Um...
466
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,600
are you sure you're happy
for me to come along
467
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,960
to this naming ceremony?
468
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,520
Of course.
469
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,960
I just thought,
given the other day.
470
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,600
-Oh...
-In the store room.
471
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,160
...yeah.
I hadn't thought about it.
472
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,920
Well, nevertheless,
I should explain because, um--
473
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,600
No, no, no.
No, it's fine, Chris.
474
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,160
[Chris] No, well, what happened
between Zara and I--
475
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,880
Really, I understand.
476
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,400
[Chris] Well, I'd be concerned
that she might have crossed--
477
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,800
[Nina] Really, Chris,
I haven't given it
478
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,760
a second thought.
479
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,200
I--I've got a Ricardo.
480
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,000
-I'm sorry?
-A date.
481
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,960
I've had a, uh,
482
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,320
I have a date tonight
483
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,640
with an Italian person,
484
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,960
Ricardo.
485
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,960
Good.
486
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,600
Well, if you could
let Cherie know,
487
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,720
uh, that I'd be delighted
to attend.
488
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,840
Fantastic.
489
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,880
Plus one.
490
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,560
Fantastic.
491
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,320
Yeah.
492
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,280
Yeah. I'd say mid-sixes,
maybe seven.
493
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,360
Herman and Sons said eight.
494
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,760
Yeah, well, I prefer honesty.
495
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,280
Clearly.
496
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,480
Well, did you ever think Blubba
497
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,080
might actually
had been good for you?
498
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,520
I mean, you're not Blubba now,
are you?
499
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,280
You're in relatively
in good shape in soft lighting.
500
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,560
And maybe
it was good motivation.
501
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,880
Was Bitch-tits
Billie good for you?
502
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,800
[phone ringing]
503
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,960
Excuse me.
504
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,800
Hey.
505
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,440
[Nina]
About the naming ceremony.
506
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,480
We couldn't just cancel
the whole thing, could we?
507
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,320
Give me an hour and a half.
508
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,160
[Odile] Oh, God.
509
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,960
This has to be it.
510
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,000
My boss keeps going on
about this florist
511
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,080
that looks like a sea of tulips.
512
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,640
This has to be it.
513
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,240
[Danny] Yeah, well,
it's a great season for tulips.
514
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,840
We've been prepping
for this event
515
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,320
and she keeps saying to me,
516
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,120
"Carlie, I want it decked out
like that florist,
517
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,040
just like that florist,
518
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,440
on the way to the studio."
519
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,680
So I'm like, "Can I at least
have an address?"
520
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,080
Of course, she can't remember.
521
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,920
So there I am,
trolling up and down
522
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,880
Alexandra Parade
523
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,840
and then I find this place.
524
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,080
Sorry, I'm Kylie Angelucci,
525
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,400
Dannii Minogue's assistant.
526
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,520
Dannii Minogue?
527
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,000
As in Kylie and Dannii?
528
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,240
Oh, do you know her?
529
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,120
[music playing]
530
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,280
[Billie] Dad?
531
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,360
Dad.
532
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,760
-Dad?
-Oh, Billie.
533
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,120
-Hi, sweetheart.
-I'm not staying.
534
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,640
I have something to say
535
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,400
about the naming ceremony.
536
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,000
Yeah?
537
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,320
I've spoken with Nina
538
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,440
and she's decided
to boycott the ceremony.
539
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,040
-What?
-And after careful
540
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,440
consideration, I am too.
541
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,080
-Billie--
-No, dad, it's inappropriate
542
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,720
and it's offensive
to your other three children
543
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,880
and mom.
544
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,560
And it--it's tacky.
545
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,800
I mean, bring something
that represents
546
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,520
who you really are,
I mean, what is that?
547
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,120
I mean, you think it's some kind
of taste lobotomy?
548
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,360
Did you get that off Oprah?
549
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,000
[Cherie]
That was my idea.
550
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,920
And I didn't get it from Oprah,
I just thought of it.
551
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,600
-[Darcy] Cherie, it's all right.
-[Cherie] No, I just thought
552
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,120
it would be really good
for the people in Ray's life
553
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,240
to offer something
of themselves
554
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,000
because, you know,
when I was a kid,
555
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,040
I didn't really know my parents.
556
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,520
I mean, they were there, but,
557
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,840
you know, I felt like
a stranger with them.
558
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,040
I've spent a lot of my life
feeling like a stranger
559
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,760
and I never want Ray
to feel like that.
560
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,800
I think, um,
561
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,520
I think Nina's point was that
562
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,280
we don't really have
a lot of, uh,
563
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,720
history of naming ceremonies.
564
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,080
We don't have to call it
a naming ceremony.
565
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,680
I don't even care about
the ceremony stuff except,
566
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,520
well, I was hoping
you would be Ray's godmother.
567
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,720
What?
568
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,920
-Why?
-[Cherie] I want someone
569
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,080
to love him
and to tell him the truth
570
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,840
and you're the biggest
truth teller there is.
571
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
You know--you know,
572
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,640
maybe I could talk to Nina.
573
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,960
[music playing]
574
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,360
[Geraldine] I sincerely hope
you're gonna clean all this up.
575
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,400
[Jimmy] Do you know where my old
576
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,560
Choose Your Own Adventure
books are?
577
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,360
[Geraldine] Why?
578
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,000
I just--this thing
579
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,720
for the, um,
580
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,200
naming ceremony.
581
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,680
We--we're doing like
a time capsule.
582
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,960
Yes, I'm aware.
583
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,560
[Jimmy]
And I was thinking
584
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,480
life's a bit of a ChooseYour Own Adventure, so...
585
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,960
[Geraldine]
You know, um, your father and I
586
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,920
were under a lot of pressure
587
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,720
to christen you three.
588
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,920
My mother went on and on
about it for years,
589
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,240
but we met a firm decision
590
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,040
to be a modern liberal
591
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,040
agnostic family.
592
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,560
Well, it's not a christening,
593
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,440
it's a naming ceremony.
594
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,360
Yeah, I know.
595
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,680
I'm just saying that
596
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,320
I'll look in the Blue Canon
printer box,
597
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,760
behind your old Lego.
598
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,800
[music playing]
599
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,640
[Billie]
I pledge to listen,
600
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,680
I pledge to guide,
601
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,120
I pledge to guard,
602
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,760
and to educate,
603
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,440
but above all things,
604
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,120
I pledge to love.
605
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,760
And I think silence
606
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,960
and then rising vocals,
607
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,840
maybe a cappella.
608
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,280
Hi.
609
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,960
Hi.
610
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,640
[Billie] Um, Death Cab
for Cutie, brilliant ballad,
611
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,080
-second album.
-[Cherie] Aye,
612
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,200
your father's got his heart
set on a blues soundtrack.
613
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,360
[Billie] Oh, well,
dad's incapable of listening
614
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,920
to any other genre right now.
615
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,200
It has to have something
with a bit of emotion, you know,
616
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,760
a bit of spirit.
617
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,800
Uh, Guy Sebastian,
"Angels Brought Me Here".
618
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,960
Oh, God, you're serious?
619
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,920
I really love pop.
620
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,360
Even as a baby,
621
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,000
when I hearda pop song come on,
622
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,640
I would have a bliss attack.
623
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,440
Nothing could stop me.
624
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,000
I knew every lyric,
625
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080
every dance move
626
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,000
from every video clip.
627
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,520
To me, pop is poetryyou can dance to.
628
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,280
Whitney, Britney,Madonna, Beyonc?,
629
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,920
it's like they're agentsof heaven,
630
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,400
bottlingthe Fountain of Youth
631
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,360
and pouring it into my iPod.
632
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,600
It's everythingworth living for
633
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,080
in three minutes of sunshine.
634
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,360
Some of Beyonc?'s
slower songs
635
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,400
do really have
appropriate lyrics.
636
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,200
[Billie] Okay.
So start with PJ Harvey,
637
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,560
all right?
Then work your way up
638
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,240
to Augie March
then down to Blur,
639
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,800
then there's a selection
of Mumford and Sons,
640
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,720
and then we will talk
music, okay?
641
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,240
Bye.
642
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,440
Bye.
643
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,040
[Billie]
Well, did you get my email?
644
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,520
-What email?
-I'm stepping outside
645
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,080
the guidelines
of the time capsule,
646
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,120
I'm gonna write a long letter
with observations
647
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,360
and personal philosophies
648
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,120
and put that in
as opposed to an object.
649
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,560
Just--I prefer it
if you stuck to an object
650
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,600
because it won't be special
651
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,480
if we both do letters.
652
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,760
What happened
to the cancellation?
653
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,960
That was an excellent plan A,
654
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,920
but, um, I've thought of an
655
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,480
infinitely better plan B.
656
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,840
I'm gonna run with the ceremony
657
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,000
and you turn up
658
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,160
with an insanely
attractive date.
659
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,120
I have someone in mind.
660
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,760
[music playing in headphones]
661
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,400
[piano playing nearby]
662
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,120
I feel the change
663
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,760
Shifting
664
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,520
Oh
665
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,280
I feel the kiss
666
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,680
Gifting
667
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,440
Gift--gifting--gift--Jesus.
668
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,280
Oh, don't judge me.
669
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,360
What you're playing,
670
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,720
that had a blues sound right?
671
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,240
I don't insult
the legacy of blues,
672
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,640
but yeah, sort of.
673
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,200
Do you think
if I gave you a pop song,
674
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,240
would you be able to take it
675
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,400
and play it like a blues song?
676
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,240
It's Ray's naming ceremony.
677
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,640
Darcy wants blues,
I love pop.
678
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,920
Will Billie be there?
679
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,960
[Nina]
One object.
680
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,400
One object to define me.
681
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,480
[music playing]
682
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,520
[Nina] Why is therefish emulsion plant food
683
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,080
in my computer drawer?
684
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,160
[music playing]
685
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,400
Hey.
686
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,200
This one is pretty.
687
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,600
[woman] Ooh
688
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,640
Ooh
689
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,800
Ooh
690
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,000
Who are you?
691
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,200
What are we gonna do?
692
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,480
-[grunting]
- Who are you?
693
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,600
[woman] Ooh
694
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000
Ooh
695
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,360
Everything is all right, huh?
696
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,240
[Nina]
So it comes down to this,
697
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,880
my first stethoscope,
698
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,280
a bottle of vintage red,
699
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280
a meaningless engraved pen,
700
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,120
a collectionof ornamental owls.
701
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,040
Since when do I have a cat?
702
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,760
Where'd you come from, cat?
703
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,040
I'm not ready for cat stage.
704
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,000
It's six years too early.
705
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,760
[alarm ringing]
706
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,720
[pop music playing]
707
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,520
Oh, God.
708
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,440
-[cat meows]
-Ohhh!
709
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120
[Jimmy]
Oh, my God.
710
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,440
How did you angle these?
711
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,800
It's all in the power
of a name, Jimmy.
712
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,120
Come on.
713
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,280
Oh, my God.
714
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,840
Dannii is going to die.
715
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,600
Aye, here he is, 1:00.
716
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,760
[Nina]
You said he looked like
717
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,160
-an Italian soccer player?
-Yeah.
718
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,400
He's retired in the mid-90s
719
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,960
after a broken ankle
720
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,040
and a decade-long battle
721
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:16,960
with alcoholism.
722
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,160
Oh, God.
723
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,360
Hey.
724
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,360
Hey, Boyd.
725
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,480
-[Boyd] Hi, hi.
-Hey.
726
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,560
-Hi.
-It's Nina.
727
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,360
[Nina]
Hello, thank you for coming.
728
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,400
[Boyd]
No problem.
729
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,480
[music playing]
730
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,320
So, I filled Boyd in
about the thing.
731
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,640
No, slut face.
732
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,720
Oh, don't call her that, please.
733
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,400
You two might wanna talk
about how you wanna pitch
734
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,800
-your performances.
-I don't--I don't want
735
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,080
a performance, really.
736
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,400
And what if the opportunity
rises for, like,
737
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,120
an adoring gaze or,
738
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,480
um, a semi-intimate
hand positioning, yeah?
739
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,560
[music playing]
740
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,600
[Odile] Danny's going to just
mention at some point.
741
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,640
-[Danny] Uh-hmm.
-[Odile] Thanks to my friends
742
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,800
at Flora Bloom
743
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,240
but New Idea
has also agreed to do
744
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,840
a side band, you know,
745
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,960
dresses by Ralph and Russo,
flowers by Flora Bloom.
746
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,920
[Danny] Oh, would it be okay
if they said
747
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,480
floral arrangements
rather than flowers?
748
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,080
[Odile]
Oh, absolutely.
749
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,880
Well, I've got some other
brochures printed out.
750
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,120
-Would they mind if I--
-[Odile] Yes, give me a stack.
751
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,240
The photographer,
the stylist,
752
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,920
they're always sourcing flowers.
753
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,440
All right.
754
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,640
This is hundreds of dollars
of flowers.
755
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,400
It would've been days of work.
756
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,240
Yeah, but look at her,
757
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,760
it's the highlight of her year.
758
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,720
She's gonna realize
eventually that with--
759
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,800
-that she's been--
-I didn't give her
760
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,920
my real contact details.
761
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,480
[Danny]
Now, we've had two printed up.
762
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,280
One's just a flyer,
the others are catalogues
763
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,440
for special events.
764
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,680
Yup, they're perfect.
765
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,200
[Danny]
Thank you, that's great.
766
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,360
[Odile]
Thank you.
767
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,880
[Danny]
And it doesn't matter how late,
768
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,720
-I'll keep my phone on.
-I'll email the proofs
769
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,720
first thing in the morning.
770
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,160
Thanks again so much.
771
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,760
-Bye.
-[Danny] Thank you, bye-bye.
772
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,720
Bye.
773
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,760
[music playing]
774
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,200
I can still send her
some pictures if you want.
775
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,720
I've got Photoshop.
776
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,560
-Hey.
-Hi.
777
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,800
You know, Danny,
778
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,760
she couldn't possibly
accept all this
779
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,200
for free. Please?
780
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,680
-Really?
-Yeah.
781
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,840
Thank you. Thanks.
782
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,000
Bye.
783
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,040
[music playing]
784
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,960
[Odile] Special?
785
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,000
[music playing]
786
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,200
Okay. I'd say you met
at a dinner party
787
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,600
hosted by a mutual friend,
788
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,640
um, with a name like Helen,
789
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,880
or Megan, or Vanessa.
790
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,960
[dog barking]
791
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,720
[cell phone ringing]
792
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,600
-Hello?
-[Billie] Dad, is Mick there?
793
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,240
Yeah, yeah, he's doing
the song for us.
794
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,760
-[Billie] What?
-Well, we were having trouble
795
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,480
narrowing down a soloist
and then Cherie...
796
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,840
Dad, Mick is not to be invited
to any family functions
797
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,680
without my expressed
prior consent.
798
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,840
[Geraldine]
Oh, Darcy.
799
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,000
Anton.
800
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,400
Hey.
801
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,480
Change of plans,
you're coming with me.
802
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,960
What? No.
803
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,600
What?
804
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,800
My needs are much greater
than yours or something.
805
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,600
How is your need greater?
806
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,120
Mick and I shagged for years.
807
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,680
You haven't even kissed Chris.
808
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,960
You haven't even kissed him.
809
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,320
I--it's the context.
810
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,800
I have to work with this man
every day.
811
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,080
It just hangs there between us.
812
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,480
I mean, I hurled myself at him
813
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,680
and he--and he chose,
you know, slut face
814
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,480
who he's probably
bringing today,
815
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,800
who I have to work with
also every single day.
816
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,240
Hi, I'm Billie, we met.
817
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,120
Hi.
818
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,200
Oh, should we head on in then?
819
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,960
[indistinct chatter]
820
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,160
[Darcy]
Glad you could make it.
821
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,480
Lovely young man.
822
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,320
[Geraldine] He is.
823
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,720
[Darcy]
Does he say anything but, "Hey?"
824
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,800
I'm not sure
and frankly, Darcy,
825
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,320
I don't care either way.
826
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,440
[indistinct chatter]
827
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,800
Um, Cherie and I,
we're not, um,
828
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,880
partners exactly,
not in the romantic sense.
829
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,760
Well, we haven't been since, uh,
830
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,120
oh, 10 months, I guess.
831
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,240
Um, no, um,
832
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,800
we're parents and friends.
833
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,280
[woman]
Excuse me everyone,
834
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,720
we're almost ready to start.
835
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,600
Much like us.
836
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,640
Hey.
837
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,240
Hey.
838
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,800
[Cherie] I just started
writing down my weight changes
839
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,680
and the weeks passed by
840
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,680
and I started
writing down everything
841
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,640
I was thinking,
842
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,240
everything that I was afraid of,
843
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,640
and everything that I felt
844
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,600
about who you might be.
845
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,320
[Darcy]
He was a soul pioneer,
846
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,000
he was one of the greatest
artists of all time.
847
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,440
And of course,
848
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,200
he's your namesake,
849
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,400
your namesake,
your namesake.
850
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,360
There you go.
851
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,760
[laughter]
852
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,680
My favorite book
when I was a kid,
853
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,480
seven potential endings,
854
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,840
two of them hidden,
855
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,440
so...
856
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,000
All right.
I guess, uh,
857
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
planes have always represented
858
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,880
a lot of what I love in life,
859
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,960
uh, freedom,
860
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,320
travel,
861
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,880
sights,
862
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,480
and hijacking.
863
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,040
[laughter]
864
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Um, well,
I intended to write a, um,
865
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,840
concise guide to life.
866
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,760
Um, by about the time,
I got to page, you know,
867
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,040
42, uh,
868
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,640
I realized that...
869
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,160
all I really wanna say, Ray,
870
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,320
is I'm here
871
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,880
as your, um, your sister,
872
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,160
and your friend,
873
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,720
and your godmother.
874
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,000
I'm here, so whether you
like it or not,
875
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,480
I'm here.
876
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,560
Well, Ray,
I hunted through my house
877
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,160
for some things
that reflected me
878
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,080
and 80% of the things
that I love
879
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,920
are forms of stationary.
880
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,520
I guess I'm incurably...
881
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,920
organized.
882
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,440
So this CD
883
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,920
has every significant
family email
884
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,680
since email began.
885
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,080
There's the time that Billie
886
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,880
sent us all a diatribe
renouncing Christmas,
887
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,720
uh, the time that Jimmy setup
888
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,440
a Hotmail address for God,
889
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,480
sent me romantic advice.
890
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,960
More than anything
that I could give you,
891
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,960
this is us as we are
892
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,760
and I'm gonna put it on the top
893
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,320
so your mom
can get a sneak peak.
894
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,240
Welcome.
895
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:29,320
[dramatic music playing]
896
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,160
It's been a long
897
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,600
And winding journey
898
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,320
But I'm finallyhere tonight
899
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,920
Picking up the pieces
900
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:54,240
And walking backinto the light
901
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,400
Through the sunset...
902
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,400
Stroke my hair.
903
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,280
What?
904
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,960
Just do it.
905
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,600
[Mick]
Where my past
906
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,920
- And future lie...
-Bitch tits.
907
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,320
Blubba.
908
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,040
...there's nothing like
909
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,400
That feeling
910
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:20,040
When I look into your eyes
911
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,160
My dreams
912
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,360
Came true
913
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:33,600
When I...I found you
914
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,520
My miracle
915
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,360
If you
916
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,320
Could see
917
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:51,440
What I see
918
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,680
You're the answer
919
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,520
To my prayers
920
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,720
And if you
921
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,720
You could feel
922
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,080
The tenderness
923
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,560
I feel
924
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,080
You would know
925
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,280
It would be clear
926
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,040
That angels
927
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,400
Brought me
928
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,200
Brought me here
929
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,600
[cheers and applause]
930
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,160
[indistinct chatter]
931
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,000
[Nina] Oh, Nina,no amount of hair volume
932
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,360
can help you now.
933
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,560
-Hi.
-[Nina] Hi.
934
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,320
Thanks for coming.
935
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,680
Oh, no, it's a pleasure.
936
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,880
Uh-hmm.
937
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,000
Hey, about before,
I just want to--
938
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Yeah, don't worry about it.
939
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,280
-It's--
-No, no, I, um,
940
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,600
I don't know how much you heard,
941
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,920
but I just wanted to apologize
942
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,480
because Zara
is a colleague of mine
943
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,560
and I respect her
944
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,960
and I would never, never
945
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,360
normally refer to her as,
946
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,480
you know, slut face.
947
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,560
I hate that word.
I'm ashamed
948
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,720
-that you heard me use it.
-Yeah, I hadn't actually
949
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,760
catch what you'd said.
950
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,520
Don't worry about it.
951
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,000
Right.
952
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,200
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't pass it on.
953
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,840
I won't, I won't.
954
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,200
Can I just make
a clarification though
955
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,640
because I thought
I heard you say
956
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,320
you hurled yourself at me.
957
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,760
Oh, I--did I?
958
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,400
I can't remember
specific phrases.
959
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,080
Possibly.
960
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,040
Right.
961
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,960
When?
962
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,280
Um...
963
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,960
I don't--I--it was an on--
964
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,520
that was an ongoing process
965
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,920
and, um...
966
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,920
look, Chris, when--
967
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,880
Even the slightest bit
of flirtation
968
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,480
is enormous to me,
969
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,320
even putting a smiley face
on a message
970
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,080
or holding a look, uh,
971
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,000
is my version of hurling
myself at someone.
972
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,280
Um, so...
973
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,080
I just--I just thought
that I'd made it clear
974
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,960
that I was interested
and you made it clear
975
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,000
that you couldn't commit
to anybody,
976
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,600
so that's why I was...
977
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,120
stunned when I saw you and Zara
978
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,720
in the storeroom
979
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,040
-and the sex and the--
-Nina, there was no sex,
980
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,680
it's--I've been trying
to explain this to you
981
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,480
because I know
what it must've looked like,
982
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,880
but nothing happened.
983
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,320
All right.
984
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,960
And I have to clarify,
985
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,120
um, that when I said
986
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,480
I couldn't commit to anything,
987
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,640
if I could commit...
988
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,680
Oh, don't--I don't...
989
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,280
-...it would be...
-What?
990
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,840
-You would...
-Don't worry about it.
991
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,880
-I don't have to--
-Do you want a drink?
992
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,160
Yup.
993
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,240
Yeah.
994
00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,160
Good.
995
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,120
Okay.
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