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That was unreal.
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Yeah, it was nice.
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Nice? But you were calling out my name.
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You were banging my head into
the headboard and singing. It hurt.
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- Why didn't you say something?
- I just wanted you to finish.
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Oh, this isn't right!
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Well, did you at least... you know...?
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No, Freddy, I didn't come.
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Look, don't worry about it, OK?
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- Oh, for Christ's sake!
- Pay attention! You might learn something.
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I hated music at first. Seriously.
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No! I don't want to!
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But my parents were determined.
I mean, they really tried, man.
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No, no, no, stop! How many times...?
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After the banjo, the trumpet, the piccolo
and the accordion, guess what came next.
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Go on, guess.
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Summer of '85.
First time I'd been in a record shop.
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I was with my date. OK, baby-sitter.
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That was the moment
the lights just blazed on.
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That was the day I knew
I was destined to be a rock star.
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Unfortunately, I was a generation late.
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By the time I was ready,
live music in Sydney was flatlining.
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Bands were getting elbowed out
of pubs and clubs by pretty-boy DJs
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and the worst plague
to hit Australia since the cane toad:
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Pokies.
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Why people sat there fitting their week's
wages down a slot was anyone's guess.
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Profits ruled.
Live music just couldn't compete.
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It was now up to the labels to make sure
we had cutting-edge artistes to choose from.
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I've been waiting for this.
Her last album was great.
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Have you heard "Scent of my Love"?
I love that song.
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I had a band. We rocked hard.
Well, we would've.
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After a year of rehearsing,
all we needed was a gig,
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but that was proving pretty tough.
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Then one day, just like on an MTV special...
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- Shaw's Records.
- Freddy, it's Bruno.
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Bruno, how are you?
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- Gig? Yeah, right, mate. It's not my birthday.
- No bullshit. It's for real.
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- You serious?
- Yeah.
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Yeah! Bruno, you rock!
The guys are gonna be stoked!
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One phone call. One gig.
It can change your whole life. Destiny, man.
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Oi! You!
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- We should open with that song, definitely.
- No, it's a better closer.
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Hook 'em with the ballad,
then jerk off with the arty shit.
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- It's not arty shit, Bruno.
- It's just an expression, you big...
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Guys! Guys!
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Take it easy.
We've finally got a gig, right?
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Oh, Jesus, a gig. My hands are shaking.
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Ah. Flop sweat.
A little something to soothe those nerves?
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Mm, let me think.
And how do they rate next to rat poison?
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I give them a 6.8 on the Luce-o-meter.
A nice, level high.
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- Oh, really?
- Brunes, you did the gig guide, right?
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Does the Queen wipe her own arse?
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Everyone and their dog's
gonna be there tomorrow night. Relax.
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When I'm finished,
you'll be headlining Homebake!
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All right! Let's do it again. Count us in, Luce.
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One, two, three, four!
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- Not again!
- Fuck.
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Bruno's onto it.
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Oi! Grandpa! You do that one more time,
I'll plug in your walker,
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and a thousand volts will sizzle
the scraggly white hairs on your balls!
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- Dickhead.
- Good one, Brunes.
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Are... you... ready?
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- Dad.
- Yeah.
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That was pretty bloody pathetic.
Are... you... ready?
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- Yeah!
- Dad, please.
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Suck more piss! All right!
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First gig! I remember our first gig
with the Boomawangs, back in seventy...
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- Six.
- '76. The singer got hit with a beer bottle.
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A chunk of glass went right in his eyeball.
And he kept...
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- Kept on singing.
- Kate!
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- Katie!
- Got my eye on you, baby!
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- Isn't that how you got the pirate thing?
- Yeah, yeah. Career-maker that bastard was.
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- Found this in the second-hand bin.
- KISS and Make Up.
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- Gee, thanks, Kate.
- So, are you guys psyched or what?
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Yeah!
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Oh, my God!
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Aren't you, like, with that band?
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You must have me
confused with someone else.
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- Bruno! You pig. That's heavy. I wouldn't.
- Yeah?
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I could bench-press your arse
no strain, drummer boy.
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Hey, that killer opener you're having
trouble with? I've some ideas for the lyric.
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Who's a pig now, eh?
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Oh, Brunes!
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Wait, wait. Don't say anything yet.
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Anything to say
to people watching at home?
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I am Luscious Lucy.
Let the snare bite and the high-hat hiss,
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for I am the best drummer in the world!
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- You're not, Luce.
- So Tan, how we feelin'?
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- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- All right. All right.
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- Freddy.
- Yo.
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- How are those vocal chords, man?
- Strong, smooth and ready to rumble!
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- So, you're feelin' pretty good then?
- Yeah.
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It's what it's all about, man.
We're gonna remember this night for ever.
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All right. We're gonna
take a break, so nobody leave.
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Tan, you're pushin' too hard.
You're anticipating the crash.
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What I'm anticipating is
my bass wrapped round your head.
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What?
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As manager of a band who are supposed
to play tonight, I'm entitled to free drinks!
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Mate, your band's name ain't on my list.
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In-A-Pinch Management?
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Freddy, where the hell are you?
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I'm at the Duke of York.
Where the hell do you think I am?
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The Duke of Clarence? I'm fucking
positive it was the Duke of York.
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- It was the Clarence, you fucking idiot!
- I'm goin' into a tunnel.
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Hey, Brune. When do we start?
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- That idiot is sacked.
- We were just managed up shit creek.
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- Let's go to a real pub, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Coming, aren't you?
- I'm not really up for it.
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Joe! Jesus, one drink.
You haven't talked to me all night.
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I'll catch you later, OK?
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Four schooners, thanks, Thommo.
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- Freddy. How's life?
- Don't ask.
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Actually, I'll tell you how life is, Thommo.
Pretty shitty, mate.
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Here we are, musicians
with somethin' to say and no place to say it.
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"Why?", you ask.
Because certain publicans I know
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are employing pricks like him
instead of real musicians like us.
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- All just to save a quick buck.
- You make me feel like such an enemy of art.
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Yeah. Well, when you're ready
to book a real band, let me know.
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- Man, we could rock the tits off this place.
- Sure thing.
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Next slot that opens up, you'll be the fourth
or fifth out-of-work band I call. Promise.
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Hang in there with your music, champ.
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Before a feast, there must be famine.
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Mate, your wallet!
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Feast!
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It's such a sexual game. Balls, stick...
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Choice of holes.
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You lubricate...
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Then choose your position.
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- Were you breast-fed?
- Oh, yeah.
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Cos studies link sexual obsession
and the lack of mummy's tit.
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Too soft, humiliation. Too hard...
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00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,366
Well. You can never be too hard.
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- Beer?
- Certainly.
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What did you think? Honestly.
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I thought it was going really well
till the guy turned the greyhound races up.
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At least his dog lost.
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I don't know, Katie.
It's all I've ever wanted, you know?
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Just to be up on stage and have everyone
loving my music as much as I do.
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- Maybe it's just a stupid dream.
- Yeah, I guess.
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What?
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- It's only stupid if you give it up.
- Yeah, well, I won't be doin' that in a hurry.
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You don't think
Joe's got someone else, do you?
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He'd have to be insane.
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- You know what he's like.
- Yeah, I suppose.
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- C'mon, Tan, let's jam.
- No, not till I beat this depraved bastard.
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Catch you later.
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See you.
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Joe, you fill me so perfectly.
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It's like someone's
poured plaster inside me,
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pulled it out, and stuck
that exact mould right on your balls.
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You smell great, Angie.
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I like it here. So dark.
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So still, Joe.
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Joe?
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You ever think about suicide?
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Oh, Angie...
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- Then my parents walk in.
- What did you do?
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Handed the joint to Kev
and told them it was his idea.
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That's when we started
rehearsing in the penthouse.
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- Thanks for the lift.
- No worries.
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Hold on a sec.
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It does that.
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- So, you mentioned some lyrics?
- Yeah.
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I don't know if they're what you're looking
for, it's just a few ideas I had over coffee.
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Wow, this is unreal!
Wait, what's that word? "People"?
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- "Pimple."
- Pimple! That's even better!
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- Katie, this is poetry, man.
- You think so?
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Yeah!
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- Fucking Kate!
- What?
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I said "Fucking great!"
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- Maybe they forgot to mention it.
- I heard it on the radio myself. The gig guide.
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They gave our number
and said we need a manager.
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- Face it, mate, no one wants to manage us.
- It was only an hour ago. Take it easy.
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Hello?
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Yes, we are still looking
for a manager, actually.
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- Yeah, we could hang around. Are you far?
- No. Pretty friggin' close.
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Bruno, listen...
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I'm mindin' my own biz on the crapper,
givin' birth to a Bruno-loaf,
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when I hear this bullshit on the radio.
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- My arsehole snaps shut like a mousetrap.
- You messed up the gig.
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One little mistake. Fuck you very much.
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You've never made a mistake, you little fairy?
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Guys. No.
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Give me another chance.
Just one more chance!
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No.
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I... I'm the manager.
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Don't crush my dreams.
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I'd rather be dead!
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- Do something, Freddy.
- What? I don't have a gun.
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C'mon, Freddy. Do somethin'.
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What? Make him our roadie?
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Roadie?
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Joe, we've been mates since the Squid days.
You know I'd never tread on your turf.
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It's just, you and Katie. I mean...
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Things just don't seem to be goin' that well,
and I just figured that if... you know, if I...
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...the Australian Rock Awards, Sprimp's debut
album shot to platinum in four weeks flat,
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under the guidance
of Manager of the Year, Shad Kern.
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However, the band had...
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Holy shit!
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- Kern Management, please hold. Yes?
- I'm here to see Shad Kern.
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- Do you have an appointment?
- No, but I have his wallet.
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No way! No fucking way
does Sprimp do support for anybody.
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- I don't care if they're rock icons.
- Icons!
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We've got five sold-out entertainment centres.
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If we wanna do the stadium,
we'll do it ourselves.
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- Fuck them!
- Hey, fuck 'em!
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Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!
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Shad! How you goin'?
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- Who is this?
- It's Freddy.
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We met the other night at the Palace Hotel.
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- Right. The DJ-hater.
- Yeah!
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- Hey, you left this. Dig your work, man.
- Cheers, brother.
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Thanks. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Oh, I do. You should've seen
the bird he was with, man.
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- Amazing. Don't say anything.
- Hiya, baby. I'm sorry I'm late.
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- Hey, babe.
- Rehearsals just went on and on and on.
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- Don't worry, kid. It'll pay off. I know it.
- Incredible. Is that really the time?
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Toby. Toby! Don't you have a sound check?
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Yeah, man - in four hours.
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The traffic's been atrocious.
You'd better get down there. Huh?
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OK, then.
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I don't know what I'd do without you, man.
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They're only after us, you see...
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- See you later.
- Bye, Shad.
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You. With me.
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We've been rehearsing for about a year
and we've got a killer sound.
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It's just so edge-of-your-seat,
you know, "Give me more, you bastards."
228
00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,491
Yeah, yeah. Listen. About the redhead?
229
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Thanks.
230
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:48,972
You know the best thing about this industry?
Well, people call it an industry,
231
00:22:49,053 --> 00:22:51,886
but I prefer the term "playpen."
232
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:57,570
The best thing about this playpen
is the drugs and the women.
233
00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:04,446
And the worst thing about this playpen...
234
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,842
Is the drugs and the women.
235
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:11,810
Exactly!
236
00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:17,361
Here. Backstage passes
to the Sprimp concert tomorrow.
237
00:23:19,573 --> 00:23:21,564
Yeah.
238
00:23:22,213 --> 00:23:28,049
You're fucking joking. Pay off the ambulance
driver and call his sister. I'll be there in 20.
239
00:23:30,293 --> 00:23:33,490
- Well, Freddy, nice chat.
- Yeah.
240
00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:36,485
Look, I really gotta go, so, you know...
241
00:23:37,813 --> 00:23:41,647
- And... remember...
- Before feast there must be famine, right?
242
00:23:42,693 --> 00:23:45,161
Yeah. See you, Freddy.
243
00:24:09,853 --> 00:24:11,047
- Hi.
- Hey.
244
00:24:11,613 --> 00:24:14,525
- You OK? Your work said you were sick.
- I've been better.
245
00:24:14,613 --> 00:24:15,966
- Get this.
- Actually...
246
00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:18,851
I just hung out with Shad Kern.
Sprimp's manager?
247
00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:22,130
Nothing's definite,
but I've just finally got an in.
248
00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:24,408
- Great.
- But I wanna talk about us.
249
00:24:24,493 --> 00:24:28,645
You and me the other night, that was real.
You can't walk away from that.
250
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:32,009
You and Joe haven't been right.
It's the same with me and Tanya.
251
00:24:32,093 --> 00:24:36,166
It'd be difficult, Joe and I being best mates,
but I think Joe'd be all right...
252
00:24:36,253 --> 00:24:39,245
Freddy, listen to me. Things have changed.
253
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:42,166
- What?
- There's been a complication.
254
00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:45,370
All right. What kind of complication?
255
00:24:46,173 --> 00:24:48,528
There's someone else.
256
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:50,683
In 24 hours?
257
00:24:58,053 --> 00:25:00,089
I'm going to tell Joe.
258
00:25:00,173 --> 00:25:02,164
Wait! I'll give you a lift!
259
00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:16,129
Look at my hands. They're chick hands.
260
00:25:18,093 --> 00:25:20,812
Then one day tomorrow comes and you die.
261
00:25:20,893 --> 00:25:23,566
Everybody dies. It's... natural.
262
00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:25,844
People die all the time.
263
00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:30,202
You wanna be an old, decrepit shitbag,
a wrinkly little fetus-man?
264
00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:34,844
For what, Joe?
To play one more song nobody'll listen to?
265
00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:38,486
With your... chick hands.
266
00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:43,885
What am I supposed to do with these hands?
267
00:25:48,893 --> 00:25:50,884
Angie.
268
00:25:53,693 --> 00:25:55,684
Hey. Hey!
269
00:25:57,253 --> 00:25:59,050
Wow.
270
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:02,728
- You have to try this.
- What?
271
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:08,251
You just pinch you main arteries like this,
and hyperventilate until you pass out.
272
00:26:18,373 --> 00:26:21,410
Kate. If you need anything,
like, you know, Chinese takeaway
273
00:26:21,493 --> 00:26:24,849
or someone to hold your hand,
then give me a call, yeah?
274
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,201
Shit. It's Kate.
275
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,043
You'd better make yourself scarce.
276
00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,844
And who's Shad Kern?
277
00:26:58,933 --> 00:27:01,401
Just the fucking Rock Manager of the Year!
278
00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:04,326
Stool of Satan, Gutter Midgets, Lovestain.
279
00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:07,689
- And the biggest fuckin' band in the country.
- Sprimp?
280
00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:10,162
- Ah, Sprimp!
- Yeah, Sprimp!
281
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:15,122
I've been invited backstage after the concert
to hang out with Shad and the band!
282
00:27:15,213 --> 00:27:18,569
Where's Joe?
He's gonna flip when he hears this!
283
00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:24,491
- Didn't see that coming.
- Joe, get off me! What are you doing?!
284
00:27:24,573 --> 00:27:27,883
You piece of dog shit!
You're ramming her, aren't you? Kate!
285
00:27:27,973 --> 00:27:29,804
- Who's ramming Kate?
- You're nuts!
286
00:27:29,893 --> 00:27:33,886
No, your nuts, slapping her arse
while you bang her! It's your kid, isn't it?
287
00:27:33,973 --> 00:27:36,362
- No, it isn't.
- Why else would she tell you first?
288
00:27:36,453 --> 00:27:39,570
- Kate's pregnant? What's going on?
- This is making my head hurt!
289
00:27:39,653 --> 00:27:43,566
- How long have you been fucking her?
- I didn't fuck her! We just kissed, once.
290
00:27:43,653 --> 00:27:46,042
- Shoulda put a condom on your tongue.
- Lowlife!
291
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,408
- Aren't you still with Tanya?
- Shut up, Bruno!
292
00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:52,042
Everybody shut up! Katie's pregnant
with your kid, man - that's it!
293
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:53,725
- But you're with Tanya?
- Yes.
294
00:27:53,813 --> 00:27:56,202
- Not any more.
- Wait, Tan!
295
00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:58,052
Tanya!
296
00:28:10,653 --> 00:28:13,725
- We never had sex.
- Funny, you could say that about us.
297
00:28:13,813 --> 00:28:18,011
Tanya, nothing happened.
You know, nothing. Nada. Nyet.
298
00:28:18,093 --> 00:28:21,005
So you're saying
you feel nothing for her, is that it?
299
00:28:21,093 --> 00:28:23,607
Nyet? I didn't think so.
300
00:28:23,693 --> 00:28:25,570
- Tanya, listen.
- It's OK.
301
00:28:25,653 --> 00:28:29,532
I don't love you, Freddy.
Come on, we're just friends anyway.
302
00:28:29,613 --> 00:28:33,447
Look, it's time to move on.
New girlfriend. New bass player.
303
00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:43,850
- What the fuck is in me?!
- My Quick Unpick. I was looking for that.
304
00:28:43,933 --> 00:28:46,003
Quick Unpick? What the fuck is that?
305
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:49,688
- A hook you use to unpick stitching.
- Why leave that lyin' around?
306
00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:52,606
- Looks like it's in good and tight.
- Can you pull it out?
307
00:28:52,693 --> 00:28:54,809
Good advice. You should've followed it.
308
00:28:54,893 --> 00:28:57,407
- Tanya, please.
- OK! Jesus Christ!
309
00:28:57,493 --> 00:29:00,132
Try not to cry, all right? Bend over!
310
00:29:01,213 --> 00:29:04,762
And to think,
this is how I'll always remember you.
311
00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:18,250
- Freddy, I'm glad you're here.
- Ex-girlfriend coming through.
312
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:21,803
Tanya... Listen, there's nothing going on.
313
00:29:28,253 --> 00:29:30,767
I told him I hadn't even kissed another guy,
314
00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:34,163
and then I remembered you,
and itjust kind of slipped out.
315
00:29:34,253 --> 00:29:36,972
Then he said he always thought
we were screwing around,
316
00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:40,284
so I said "Well, you can think what you like."
317
00:29:40,373 --> 00:29:43,649
- I feel awful about you and Tanya.
- That's all right.
318
00:29:45,093 --> 00:29:48,085
She was always a bit of a pain in the arse.
319
00:29:48,173 --> 00:29:50,164
So, are you OK?
320
00:29:50,653 --> 00:29:53,963
Yeah. No, I... I don't know.
321
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,886
Everything's just all over the place.
322
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,563
Things'll get better.
323
00:30:00,573 --> 00:30:03,041
You wanna come to a Sprimp concert?
324
00:30:10,693 --> 00:30:15,209
Thanks for inviting me, Freddy.
Man, I love being backstage at these things.
325
00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:17,409
Sprimp are hot!
326
00:30:17,493 --> 00:30:20,451
You managed us for a year
and I never asked what music you like.
327
00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,411
Oh, I like all kinds of music.
328
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:37,453
OK. But this could be our last chance to keep
the band together, so don't screw it up.
329
00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:39,364
There he is.
330
00:30:42,013 --> 00:30:45,449
Yeah. Some notes. For your pitch.
331
00:30:46,893 --> 00:30:49,771
Has this had any contact with your rectum?
332
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:56,563
St Peter says "That's the bad news.
Karen Carpenter's on drums!"
333
00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:58,651
Shad.
334
00:30:59,853 --> 00:31:03,482
Guys, this is Teddy. Says he's got
a killer band, ain't that right, Teddy?
335
00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:06,292
Freddy. I dig your work, guys.
336
00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:10,286
What's a killer band
got to do to get you to manage 'em?
337
00:31:10,373 --> 00:31:13,683
Well, you've got to have
a shit-hot demo with a new sound.
338
00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:17,243
- That's how Toby here got my attention.
- No, forget that.
339
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:21,485
Make sure this bastard
comes to your next gig, huh?
340
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,288
And don't take no for an answer.
341
00:31:24,373 --> 00:31:27,092
It's rock and roll, dude.
342
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,644
Knock 'em dead, guys.
343
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,801
How you doin'?
344
00:31:36,413 --> 00:31:38,404
So, seriously, what does a guy...
345
00:31:38,493 --> 00:31:42,406
What does a guy with a killer band
have to do to get Shad Kern to manage them?
346
00:31:42,493 --> 00:31:45,690
They've got a sound. A unique fucking sound.
347
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,843
- I can guarantee it.
- What the fuck is this?
348
00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:49,844
- Just Bruno, our roadie.
- Co-manager.
349
00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:51,924
- Enjoy the gig.
- What are you doing?
350
00:31:52,013 --> 00:31:54,573
Ladies and gentlemen, Sprimp!
351
00:32:02,493 --> 00:32:05,849
Shad, wait. I could've sold you out
with that redhead, but I didn't.
352
00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:09,130
Your thanks is to fob me off
with backstage passes to this show?
353
00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:11,488
On the street,
these guys are a fuckin' joke.
354
00:32:11,573 --> 00:32:15,964
All I wanted was for you to hear us play.
Anyway, it's your loss, man.
355
00:32:16,253 --> 00:32:19,768
Call my office, tell me
where you're playing, and I'll be there.
356
00:32:23,453 --> 00:32:26,763
You won't be disappointed, Shad! Mr Kern!
357
00:32:40,973 --> 00:32:43,885
The wait. My favourite part.
358
00:32:43,973 --> 00:32:46,533
Will she come on like a tiger in slow motion,
359
00:32:46,613 --> 00:32:49,764
or fast and rude like
a raging hand grenade of bliss?
360
00:32:49,853 --> 00:32:53,732
Prepare to surrender.
Prepare to lose all control.
361
00:32:54,053 --> 00:32:59,411
Come on, baby, give it to me.
Give me a ten, an arse-kicking, perfect high.
362
00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:02,326
Tighten, release. Breathe in, breathe out.
363
00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:07,533
This is the one. It's gonna be the one.
Go, ten. Come on, baby, go!
364
00:33:19,973 --> 00:33:21,088
Oh, shit!
365
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,730
Sorry, man. Thought you were Satan.
366
00:33:25,853 --> 00:33:29,163
Mate, take my advice. Talk to her.
367
00:33:29,253 --> 00:33:33,610
Remember, chicks say "I hate your guts,"
and they mean "Buy me a dozen roses."
368
00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:39,802
"I never wanna see your face again" means
"If you make me laugh, I might blow you."
369
00:33:40,413 --> 00:33:42,643
You get my drift?
370
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,688
Do you love her?
371
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:48,446
Then go out there and get her back.
372
00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:52,242
- You're right. Fuck it! You're right.
- Now you're talking!
373
00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,569
And here.
374
00:33:56,013 --> 00:33:58,322
It'll help take the edge off.
375
00:34:29,453 --> 00:34:31,728
Bugger off!
376
00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:08,645
"You and me and baby makes three,
377
00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,724
love, Papa"?!
378
00:35:19,613 --> 00:35:22,047
- We agreed...
- I've agreed to stick with the band
379
00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:23,964
on a strictly professional basis.
380
00:35:24,053 --> 00:35:26,521
- What about Joe?
- Screw him for not turning up today.
381
00:35:26,613 --> 00:35:29,844
- Whoa, mate, he's just pissed off.
- You did pork his old lady.
382
00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:32,128
I didn't pork his old lady!
383
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:35,364
Look, if you can get Shad Kern
to manage us, even I'd pork ya.
384
00:35:35,453 --> 00:35:37,683
Look, can we just
get this wet dream right?
385
00:35:37,773 --> 00:35:40,333
So this Kern guy, he wants to sign us?
386
00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:44,122
He wants to hear us play. Whatever,
he's on the hook. All we need is a gig.
387
00:35:44,213 --> 00:35:47,523
Great. It's "magical mystery
gig that'll never happen" time again.
388
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,286
- Thommo's gonna rent us this place.
- Brilliant.
389
00:35:50,373 --> 00:35:54,685
And that parsimonious prick is doing this
to win the Nobel Prize for Humanity?
390
00:35:54,773 --> 00:35:56,968
Yeah. And 1200 bucks.
391
00:35:57,973 --> 00:36:01,932
That's all we've gotta guarantee him. We keep
the door and get drinks at staff prices.
392
00:36:02,013 --> 00:36:04,846
- Cool.
- But where are we gonna get 1200 bucks?
393
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:09,286
- Can't you sell some of your pills?
- No way. That makes me a pusher, amigo.
394
00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:12,012
- Tan, what about your parents?
- No.
395
00:36:12,093 --> 00:36:16,052
- God. Next stupid idea?
- I've got one.
396
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:20,843
There's no point even talking about it
unless we know that Joe's in.
397
00:36:22,773 --> 00:36:27,449
- Bust up? Go back with that slut?
- Kate is not a slut.
398
00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:32,049
That's why she's got her tongue
down the throat of your best friend.
399
00:36:35,013 --> 00:36:38,972
- Angie, don't.
- Let's ask Little Joe what he thinks.
400
00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:41,764
Stop it.
401
00:36:55,613 --> 00:37:00,084
- Oh, g'day, big fella. Joe's upstairs.
- Thanks, Kev. How you keepin', man?
402
00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:04,132
Tops, matey.
I'd forgotten how good cornflakes were.
403
00:37:04,213 --> 00:37:06,329
This is... It's not normal, Angie.
404
00:37:06,413 --> 00:37:09,246
- Fuck normal. Who wants normal?
- I do.
405
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:14,407
And Kate's normal. Having a baby is normal.
I need lots of... normal.
406
00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:20,171
Do you always ejaculate over a girl
when you're trying to break up with her?
407
00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:23,563
It's original, I'll give you that.
408
00:37:23,653 --> 00:37:26,884
Are you crazy?
Put some antiseptic on it. Jesus.
409
00:37:27,173 --> 00:37:32,327
Think you can get rid of me?
You'll never get rid of me, Joe. Ever.
410
00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:37,089
Look, you are a mind-blowing fuck,
but we have to cool it, OK?
411
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,801
What do you want? What?
412
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:46,165
You idiot. Katie's pregnant
and you're cheating on her.
413
00:37:46,253 --> 00:37:47,891
No, I'm not.
414
00:37:48,053 --> 00:37:51,648
Look, not now.
I was just breaking up with her, all right?
415
00:37:51,733 --> 00:37:54,645
I came to tell you
Sprimp's manager wants to see a gig.
416
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,452
You gotta come up with 240 bucks, fast.
417
00:37:57,533 --> 00:38:00,969
- You don't deserve her, man.
- Oh, and you do?
418
00:38:01,053 --> 00:38:06,889
Oh, Freddy? Try and use this against me with
Kate and you can forget the fucking band.
419
00:38:07,213 --> 00:38:09,443
I mean it.
420
00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:27,210
I can't guarantee they'll be 100% smooth, but
your donations will really help my research.
421
00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:29,966
I'm a seven-foot-tall blonde Amazon goddess
422
00:38:30,053 --> 00:38:33,887
with violet eyes and breasts so big
they meet behind my back.
423
00:38:43,173 --> 00:38:45,164
No, mate.
424
00:38:48,613 --> 00:38:49,887
Sod off!
425
00:38:49,973 --> 00:38:52,533
I can't guarantee they'll be 100% smooth...
426
00:38:58,453 --> 00:39:02,492
Fuck you too, you degenerate
floating cake of whale shit! Jesus!
427
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:04,803
You sexy degenerate, you.
428
00:39:08,293 --> 00:39:09,692
Here you go.
429
00:39:39,773 --> 00:39:43,243
That's not an official Wilderness Society suit!
You're a fake!
430
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:45,324
- You're the fake.
- You're dead!
431
00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:47,404
Fuck you, man!
432
00:39:51,413 --> 00:39:53,643
And don't come back!
433
00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:04,762
This time Joe's gone too far.
434
00:40:04,853 --> 00:40:07,686
He's deluded himself before, but not like this.
435
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:12,246
Why does he always say
things he doesn't really mean?
436
00:40:12,973 --> 00:40:16,443
I mean, could he think about
my feelings forjust a minute?
437
00:40:19,173 --> 00:40:22,882
It's like at a party when there's
one piece of cheese left on the plate.
438
00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:27,842
The person next to you obviously wants it,
but makes a point of offering it to you first.
439
00:40:27,933 --> 00:40:30,208
Stuff like that really shits me.
440
00:40:31,853 --> 00:40:34,572
I love it when it rains.
441
00:40:34,653 --> 00:40:37,963
For a moment, everything's new again.
442
00:40:40,973 --> 00:40:43,965
...ready to rumble!
443
00:40:44,053 --> 00:40:47,966
- You're feelin' pretty good then?
- Yeah. It's what it's all about, man.
444
00:40:48,053 --> 00:40:50,806
We'll remember this night for ever.
445
00:40:57,533 --> 00:40:59,125
Dumplings?
446
00:41:04,053 --> 00:41:08,524
- It's great. Things are going so well for you.
- Yeah, well, we've only raised 100 bucks.
447
00:41:08,613 --> 00:41:10,968
You'll get there.
448
00:41:12,453 --> 00:41:16,765
I was just worried you and Joe
were gonna bust up the band over all this.
449
00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:20,611
So, have you finished
that song we wrote?
450
00:41:20,693 --> 00:41:23,002
The killer opener?
451
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:27,288
- I'm still working on it.
- Think it'll turn out OK?
452
00:41:28,013 --> 00:41:30,004
I hope so.
453
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,049
Some days,
don't you wish you could just escape?
454
00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:55,690
Joe and I are over.
455
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:59,085
- How did he take it?
- He doesn't know yet.
456
00:41:59,173 --> 00:42:04,293
It's the right thing for both of us.
He just hasn't been around for me to tell him.
457
00:42:04,373 --> 00:42:08,844
- Sorry, you were saying?
- No. It's nothing.
458
00:42:08,933 --> 00:42:11,049
Nothing. Hey, you want the last one?
459
00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:13,488
- No, no, you...
- Yeah, you do.
460
00:42:17,053 --> 00:42:20,125
You reckon anybody likes fortune cookies?
461
00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:29,685
Joe.
462
00:42:30,053 --> 00:42:32,692
- Where've you been?
- The family planning centre.
463
00:42:32,773 --> 00:42:35,367
They suggested that the father-to-be...
464
00:42:40,013 --> 00:42:43,403
- Father-to-be?
- Yeah. That he watch something for 24 hours.
465
00:42:43,493 --> 00:42:47,042
- Teaches responsibility.
- What are you talking about?
466
00:42:47,653 --> 00:42:52,124
Meet Melly. Most blokes only look after it
for a day, I'm gonna do it for a whole month.
467
00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:54,283
- Joe...
- Just watch me.
468
00:42:54,373 --> 00:42:58,605
I'll get my shit together, you'll see.
I will not let her out of my sight, ever.
469
00:42:58,693 --> 00:43:04,086
Joe, what you're doing is great.
But you and me, the way that it's been...
470
00:43:04,173 --> 00:43:06,448
I've changed. You'll see.
471
00:43:06,533 --> 00:43:11,448
It's not gonna work. It's over.
472
00:43:11,533 --> 00:43:14,093
Freddy's not the guy for you, Kate.
I know he's not.
473
00:43:14,173 --> 00:43:17,245
- Please, Joe, don't do this.
- Just give me a chance, OK?
474
00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:19,767
I can be normal. Watch me.
475
00:43:20,653 --> 00:43:22,883
It's nap time.
476
00:43:22,973 --> 00:43:25,203
So we'll see you later.
477
00:43:26,173 --> 00:43:30,007
Everything's gonna be fine. I guarantee it.
478
00:43:43,493 --> 00:43:46,724
You were right, Freddy.
They didn't even check the date.
479
00:43:46,813 --> 00:43:49,532
Brunes. Brunes! Focus.
480
00:43:49,613 --> 00:43:53,765
The idea is to get Shad to come to rehearsal,
save a thousand bucks, yeah?
481
00:43:53,853 --> 00:43:56,162
He'll be on the side of the stage. Wait here.
482
00:43:56,253 --> 00:43:58,244
- What if I see him first?
- Find me.
483
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,403
- What if there's no time?
- Find me.
484
00:44:06,373 --> 00:44:08,841
No cheating. Shadling!
485
00:44:09,693 --> 00:44:12,412
- You said you'd listen to the whole demo.
- Baby.
486
00:44:12,813 --> 00:44:15,452
You know I think you've got a great sound.
487
00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:18,764
- Then manage me.
- I'll manage you...
488
00:44:22,253 --> 00:44:24,448
...if you leave Toby.
489
00:44:25,373 --> 00:44:28,012
That's so romantic.
490
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:34,565
But you know that's not an option.
We don't wanna rock the boat, do we?
491
00:44:37,973 --> 00:44:41,249
I think you should listen to track two.
492
00:45:02,213 --> 00:45:04,522
Oh, hey. Shad.
493
00:45:04,613 --> 00:45:07,889
- It's Bruno. In-A-Pinch Management?
- Oh, yeah...
494
00:45:07,973 --> 00:45:11,568
Shad, look, I know you said
you'd come to our next gig and all,
495
00:45:11,653 --> 00:45:15,282
but we thought maybe you'd like
to come to a rehearsal instead, you know?
496
00:45:15,373 --> 00:45:19,002
- Get ajump on the whole...
- C'mon, baby, don't play with me now.
497
00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:21,653
You really do have to hear them live...
498
00:45:22,773 --> 00:45:25,526
- Shad, is this a good time for you?
- No!
499
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,009
Don't you dare tease me!
500
00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:30,402
Yeah! The demo rocks!
501
00:45:30,493 --> 00:45:34,406
- What do you mean... Oh! Ah! A demo?
- Fuck, yes!
502
00:45:34,493 --> 00:45:40,125
- The truth is, we can't afford to do a demo...
- I love the demo! Oh, give it to me.
503
00:45:40,213 --> 00:45:44,729
- You're saying you'd give it a serious listen?
- Now you've got it! Oh, here we go!
504
00:45:44,813 --> 00:45:49,443
I get it! We're just going to have to get you
one then! You won't be sorry, Shad.
505
00:45:57,373 --> 00:45:59,762
I'll be in touch, all right?
506
00:46:07,493 --> 00:46:10,485
I'll get the contracts drawn up tomorrow.
507
00:46:14,613 --> 00:46:17,571
They caught you in the make-up room,
so they checked the pass.
508
00:46:17,653 --> 00:46:20,531
What's it matter?
Now we know what Shad wants - a demo.
509
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:24,242
Great. Now instead of finding a grand,
we've gotta find three!
510
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,892
You are not gonna believe
what Joe's gone and done.
511
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,328
- So you know?
- You've met his little friend?
512
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,688
- Yeah. Katie, I'm so sorry.
- You are?
513
00:47:30,773 --> 00:47:33,367
Course. Couldn't believe
he screwed around on you.
514
00:47:33,453 --> 00:47:37,207
I tried to tell you, but a plane flew over,
and you said it was over anyway,
515
00:47:37,293 --> 00:47:41,571
so I figured the band was going really well,
and Shad wanted to...
516
00:47:42,533 --> 00:47:44,569
You didn't know?
517
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:49,852
I came to talk to you about Joe
buying a melon as a baby substitute,
518
00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:53,892
but you're telling me that
all this time he's been having an affair,
519
00:47:53,973 --> 00:47:59,889
and you didn't tell me about it
for the sake of your worthless fucking band?
520
00:47:59,973 --> 00:48:03,522
- Yeah, but...
- How selfish can you get?
521
00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:07,447
To think I actually thought that you and I...
522
00:48:07,533 --> 00:48:09,808
But that was all bullshit.
523
00:48:09,893 --> 00:48:12,282
No, that was real!
I understand how you feel...
524
00:48:12,373 --> 00:48:14,933
Freddy, you have no idea.
525
00:48:15,013 --> 00:48:17,163
I trusted you.
526
00:48:21,973 --> 00:48:24,009
How do you open this fucking door?
527
00:48:24,093 --> 00:48:26,163
Just pull it.
528
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,492
Breaking up's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
529
00:49:05,573 --> 00:49:10,328
Free to roam, free to rage, free
to have a freakin' orgasm occasionally...
530
00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:12,529
What's wrong with guys today?
531
00:49:12,613 --> 00:49:16,401
They couldn't find their way around
a supermarket, let alone a woman's body.
532
00:49:16,493 --> 00:49:20,930
Oh, my God.
Feeding time on the Planet of the Apes.
533
00:49:21,013 --> 00:49:25,962
Oh, shit, Tan. If only it wasn't
so tragically hip to be bi these days.
534
00:49:28,213 --> 00:49:31,523
To subjugate is to make
subservient or submissive.
535
00:49:31,813 --> 00:49:34,008
- False.
- Incorrect.
536
00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:38,691
Precognition is the ability
to see into the future.
537
00:49:38,773 --> 00:49:41,890
What, like me and you
going out on a date or something?
538
00:49:41,973 --> 00:49:44,612
Dream on, dickhead.
539
00:49:52,213 --> 00:49:54,408
- Hello?
- Katie, it's me...
540
00:50:00,813 --> 00:50:03,088
Oh, what?!
541
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:11,202
- Aha! A hole in one, right there.
- One-night stands seem weird to me.
542
00:50:11,293 --> 00:50:14,922
Sex with a stranger
is the thrill of the unexpected.
543
00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,049
One minute you're sitting in a pub,
544
00:50:17,133 --> 00:50:21,092
the next, you're buck naked with
a tongue rooting around your bunghole.
545
00:50:21,173 --> 00:50:25,564
Maybe I don't feel like planting my heels
on the ceiling and yelling "Come and get it!"
546
00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:28,565
Sexual frustration can be frustrating.
547
00:50:28,653 --> 00:50:30,848
- Have you seen what's going on?
- No.
548
00:50:30,933 --> 00:50:34,209
Thommo? What's the story?
549
00:50:34,293 --> 00:50:37,091
What story would that be, Freddo?
550
00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:42,363
Ah. Well, laddie, once upon a time
there was a barman named Thommo,
551
00:50:42,453 --> 00:50:47,481
who got sick of selling alcoholic refreshment
to losers and half-wits in a shit part of town.
552
00:50:47,573 --> 00:50:51,009
So he sold half his equity
to the evil development man,
553
00:50:51,093 --> 00:50:54,130
who turned around
and filled his joint with pokies.
554
00:50:54,213 --> 00:50:56,488
And then Thommo lived happily ever after,
555
00:50:56,573 --> 00:51:00,248
sailing around the world
on his gigantic fuckin' yacht.
556
00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:03,643
What's more important, Thommo?
Us? We've supported you for years.
557
00:51:03,733 --> 00:51:06,167
Or pimpin' out your pub for a quick buck?
558
00:51:06,253 --> 00:51:09,404
- What about the bands, man?
- What about 'em?
559
00:51:09,493 --> 00:51:14,613
I now officially consider you the enemy.
Come on, guys, let's get outta here.
560
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,206
I'll send you a postcard, you dick.
561
00:51:22,293 --> 00:51:24,443
God, a demo? They're so expensive!
562
00:51:24,533 --> 00:51:26,888
Shad was practically begging me for it.
563
00:51:26,973 --> 00:51:31,444
- Jeez, Tan, we can't pass this up.
- Yeah. Come on.
564
00:51:32,053 --> 00:51:34,613
No! The answer's no.
565
00:51:34,693 --> 00:51:37,287
Come on. You know how tight they are.
566
00:51:37,373 --> 00:51:41,924
Look, any money given comes with
serious psychological strings attached.
567
00:51:44,173 --> 00:51:47,643
All right! But we do it my way
or we don't do it at all.
568
00:51:47,733 --> 00:51:50,770
And you all have to be there. Even Joe.
569
00:51:53,973 --> 00:51:57,807
Told you she'd crack.
Just have to put the pressure on.
570
00:52:01,693 --> 00:52:05,447
- Kate? Nah, nah. Cornflakes?
- No, I'm good.
571
00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:09,572
Nah, the only time Kate came round was
to drop off a garbage bag full of Joe's stuff.
572
00:52:09,653 --> 00:52:11,848
She didn't wanna talk to him.
573
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:14,083
- All right. Thanks, Kev.
- Freddy...
574
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:18,132
- He really screwed it up good, didn't he?
- Yeah. We both did.
575
00:52:18,213 --> 00:52:22,684
Well, we're musos. We're meant
to screw up when it comes to women.
576
00:52:23,453 --> 00:52:26,331
I'll see you around, Kev.
577
00:52:33,813 --> 00:52:35,531
Hey.
578
00:52:41,013 --> 00:52:43,447
Giant Squid was pretty cool, hey?
579
00:52:43,933 --> 00:52:46,925
- Remember that gig we played...
- You're being rude.
580
00:52:47,013 --> 00:52:49,573
- What?
- You didn't say hello.
581
00:52:49,653 --> 00:52:52,326
- Yeah, I did. I just said...
- To Melly.
582
00:52:53,613 --> 00:52:55,649
Hey, Melly.
583
00:52:55,733 --> 00:52:59,123
- Anyway, remember the gig...
- Don't try to memory-lane me.
584
00:52:59,213 --> 00:53:01,852
- We could use that feeling.
- Old news, mate.
585
00:53:01,933 --> 00:53:06,529
We're better now. You and I
are stronger than this bullshit, aren't we?
586
00:53:06,613 --> 00:53:09,332
Yeah, and what about you and Kate?
587
00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:12,689
For some reason,
I didn't think you'd mind.
588
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,764
She's my girl.
589
00:53:14,853 --> 00:53:18,402
I know. Itjust didn't seem like it.
Anyway, whatever, man.
590
00:53:18,493 --> 00:53:20,768
Look, I'm here about the band.
591
00:53:20,853 --> 00:53:24,766
This is our chance. I'm telling you,
I'm gonna make this thing happen.
592
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:27,765
And if you want to
come along for the ride, then...
593
00:53:27,853 --> 00:53:29,844
well, that'd be really cool.
594
00:53:29,933 --> 00:53:31,889
It's up to you.
595
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,847
- Great. Joe's lost it.
- It's a difficult time.
596
00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:37,731
And for me.
You don't see me breast-feeding mangoes.
597
00:53:37,813 --> 00:53:41,772
- Melons.
- Whatever! Is the table set?
598
00:53:41,853 --> 00:53:45,368
- Maybe I should put on some music.
- No, it'll just make them tense.
599
00:53:45,453 --> 00:53:49,526
Oh, guys, I'm sorry I'm late, but Melly
was a little bit grumpy on the way over.
600
00:53:49,613 --> 00:53:53,003
Joe, please, no melons! Just for tonight.
601
00:53:53,093 --> 00:53:57,052
- Shouldn't little Mellys be in bed by now?
- Relax!
602
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,765
Here' s to bleeding your parents dry.
603
00:54:24,013 --> 00:54:28,803
I envy you musicians.
No cares, no money worries.
604
00:54:28,893 --> 00:54:31,202
No money!
605
00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:49,370
Yeah. A rich guy like you
must be so stressed out
606
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:52,889
you can't even take a dump
without an accountant present.
607
00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:55,963
Yeah! Yeah.
608
00:55:00,853 --> 00:55:04,163
- Freddy, could you give me a hand, please?
- Sure.
609
00:55:04,253 --> 00:55:06,244
Excuse me.
610
00:55:08,853 --> 00:55:12,323
This is all wrong. There's no way
I can ask them for money tonight.
611
00:55:12,413 --> 00:55:15,962
C'mon, chill, Tan. You can do it.
Ease us through.
612
00:55:16,053 --> 00:55:18,408
We'll murder Lucy later.
613
00:55:24,413 --> 00:55:28,850
- Goin' pretty well out there, eh?
- I feel kind of weird, man.
614
00:55:28,933 --> 00:55:31,447
An early phase that passes.
615
00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:33,683
- What?
- Nothin'.
616
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:37,888
All right, I slipped something
in the shots. You guys needed to relax.
617
00:55:37,973 --> 00:55:40,533
- Dude, I'm hallucinating!
- Impossible.
618
00:55:40,853 --> 00:55:44,243
Be cool. Trust me, it's very mild. Look at me.
619
00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:47,645
I'm as solid as a rock.
620
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:57,532
I'm so glad you came over, because I wanted
to say thank you for everything you've done.
621
00:55:57,613 --> 00:56:01,003
But there's also something
that I wanted to ask you. Um...
622
00:56:01,093 --> 00:56:03,084
Tan! Your head!
623
00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:10,330
- Is your friend all right, Tanya?
- He does that.
624
00:56:11,613 --> 00:56:15,845
Anyway, what I wanted to mention was
that we've got an opportunity to cut a demo...
625
00:56:15,933 --> 00:56:18,652
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
What kind of a demo?
626
00:56:18,733 --> 00:56:21,122
You know, like a sampler of our music...
627
00:56:21,213 --> 00:56:24,967
We've got to be clear
that uni comes first - that's a career.
628
00:56:25,053 --> 00:56:28,841
The band comes second - that's a hobby.
You've got to prioritise.
629
00:57:29,453 --> 00:57:32,604
- What the fuck is happening?
- Tanya, listen carefully.
630
00:57:32,693 --> 00:57:36,652
This is liquid ecstasy.
It produces a subtle feeling of well-being.
631
00:57:36,733 --> 00:57:40,362
This is some hardcore LSD
I forgot I had in my kit.
632
00:57:40,453 --> 00:57:44,571
I'm gonna rip open your skull and piss
in the cavity where your brain should be!
633
00:57:44,653 --> 00:57:46,211
Tan! Don't move!
634
00:57:48,413 --> 00:57:51,723
- My parents, you dickhead!
- They're clean. So's Joe.
635
00:57:54,133 --> 00:57:56,852
Hello, boys and girls! Guess who!
636
00:57:57,693 --> 00:57:59,923
Oh, this shit is kind of robust.
637
00:58:00,013 --> 00:58:03,642
That's right. We're gonna
dance all night, dance all day.
638
00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:08,363
Fire extinguisher!
Someone call the fire brigade!
639
00:58:08,453 --> 00:58:10,842
In here, Freddy!
640
00:58:16,133 --> 00:58:18,169
Freddy, I trusted you.
641
00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:21,726
You can't have my soul! Die, fucker, die!
642
00:58:28,053 --> 00:58:30,044
Tanya? Sweetie? Are you OK?
643
00:58:30,133 --> 00:58:32,772
Don't come in here!
There's been a bit of a problem.
644
00:58:32,853 --> 00:58:36,129
- Tanya, what's going on?
- We think the macadamia nuts are off.
645
00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:40,450
- Tanya, darling, should we call a doctor?
- No, no doctors.
646
00:58:40,533 --> 00:58:45,323
We just need to have a vomit and a lie-down.
I'll just give you a call in the morning.
647
00:58:45,413 --> 00:58:48,485
It's OK, Tan. Joe's still out there.
648
00:58:48,933 --> 00:58:51,925
Excuse me. Do you have any idea
what's going on here, son?
649
00:58:52,013 --> 00:58:55,528
Aw! My melon's got a pooey nappy.
650
00:59:11,653 --> 00:59:16,408
20 years ago, a groupie would've
washed my undergruns for free.
651
00:59:16,493 --> 00:59:18,484
Just to sniff 'em.
652
00:59:20,453 --> 00:59:25,447
Ah, the memories. Now I hang around
here for hours every laundry day,
653
00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:29,367
praying that the blonde with
the double serving of funbags will show up
654
00:59:29,453 --> 00:59:35,050
so I can watch her unmentionables
flip-flop around in the fuckin' dryer.
655
00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:41,768
What kind of a dad am I?
656
00:59:43,493 --> 00:59:46,212
She's just rotting away back here.
657
00:59:53,053 --> 00:59:55,692
You can sell her.
Use the cash to make that demo.
658
00:59:55,773 --> 00:59:58,128
- You've got to be kidding.
- No. Come on, take it.
659
00:59:58,213 --> 01:00:03,685
- Not for this demo. It's not worth it.
- Come on, son. Let me give you somethin'.
660
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:07,805
She's just rotting away back here.
661
01:00:11,173 --> 01:00:13,846
You can sell her.
Use the cash to make your demo.
662
01:00:13,933 --> 01:00:18,131
- Hang on, Kevin, you can't...
- I know, I know. We've had some good times.
663
01:00:18,773 --> 01:00:21,207
Great times.
664
01:00:21,293 --> 01:00:23,648
But, you know, they're all up here.
665
01:00:23,733 --> 01:00:26,964
Nothin' sadder than an old rocker
that doesn't know when to quit.
666
01:00:27,053 --> 01:00:30,090
Unless you're the Stones, of course.
667
01:00:30,173 --> 01:00:32,528
You know what I mean?
668
01:00:32,613 --> 01:00:35,923
Tan, hey. It's not Freddy's idea.
This is somethin' I wanna do.
669
01:00:36,013 --> 01:00:38,129
- I didn't make him do it.
- We didn't make him.
670
01:00:38,213 --> 01:00:43,082
- Are you speaking for him now?
- I was just saying it wasn't my idea...
671
01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:48,247
You don't get it, do you? This is your time.
Right now. You've got to grab it.
672
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:50,324
You've gotta grab it...
673
01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:52,404
With both hands...
674
01:00:52,493 --> 01:00:54,290
And don't let go-ooh!
675
01:00:54,373 --> 01:00:56,603
Don't let go-oh!
676
01:00:58,733 --> 01:01:03,045
Oh, man. I know someone who'd kill his
own mother to get his hands on one of these.
677
01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,488
Good, Luce. Let him know it's for sale.
678
01:01:05,573 --> 01:01:07,370
Kev, you rock.
679
01:01:25,773 --> 01:01:27,092
Kate.
680
01:01:27,173 --> 01:01:29,289
God, don't do that.
681
01:01:31,213 --> 01:01:33,408
How's the baby? Did you get an ultrasound?
682
01:01:33,493 --> 01:01:36,769
Listen close, Joe.
Ultrasound, no. Abortion, yes.
683
01:01:36,853 --> 01:01:39,845
Yes, please, after what you've done.
How was I so blind?
684
01:01:39,933 --> 01:01:42,367
Wait. An abortion?
685
01:01:42,453 --> 01:01:45,331
Jesus, don't look at me like that.
I haven't done it yet.
686
01:01:45,413 --> 01:01:49,565
- You'd be murdering our kid!
- Joe, you're scaring me.
687
01:01:49,653 --> 01:01:52,725
Just stop following me and leave me alone.
688
01:03:25,493 --> 01:03:27,165
Fuck, that was hot!
689
01:03:27,253 --> 01:03:31,326
- So, let's do that Cuban thing now.
- No, the speed metal track.
690
01:03:31,413 --> 01:03:36,043
- No, no, why don't you do the ballad?
- No, the Cuban thing shows we have range.
691
01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:48,121
- No, we're doin' the new one.
- The killer opener?
692
01:03:48,213 --> 01:03:51,285
- You have a fall? We've barely rehearsed it.
- We're doin' it.
693
01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:54,092
- We've got time for one more?
- Sure. Over the top, dudes!
694
01:03:54,173 --> 01:03:57,085
- Rip that metal, man!
- All right. Luce, count it in.
695
01:03:57,533 --> 01:03:59,171
One, two, three, four!
696
01:04:02,053 --> 01:04:06,285
Yeah, so you split your mortgage
between fixed and variable
697
01:04:06,373 --> 01:04:09,171
and you refinance when the interest drops.
698
01:04:10,253 --> 01:04:12,483
More attitude, guys. Stronger.
699
01:04:14,053 --> 01:04:16,647
Scarlet, about that studio.
700
01:04:18,613 --> 01:04:22,845
Scarlet. About that studio I wanted
you to see. I've organised it for later.
701
01:04:22,933 --> 01:04:27,484
Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention.
Toby and I are going to the Channel X party.
702
01:04:27,573 --> 01:04:31,122
- You could come with us.
- Yeah, man, you should come.
703
01:04:33,813 --> 01:04:35,849
- Yeah?
- Shad, it's Freddy.
704
01:04:35,933 --> 01:04:39,050
"Feast and famine" Freddy?
I've got the demo we talked about.
705
01:04:39,373 --> 01:04:41,409
Did we?
706
01:04:41,493 --> 01:04:46,169
I guess we did. Why don't you drop it
into my office and I'll listen to it ASAP.
707
01:04:46,253 --> 01:04:50,610
Fuck it, can you get it to me personally?
I may be looking for some real talent.
708
01:04:50,693 --> 01:04:53,207
- OK.
- I'll meet you where I left my wallet.
709
01:04:53,293 --> 01:04:56,569
The Palace? OK, ten o'clock.
I'll see you there, Shad!
710
01:04:56,653 --> 01:04:58,644
Yeah!
711
01:05:00,453 --> 01:05:03,729
With me and Freddy pimpin' the band,
you'll be the talk of the town!
712
01:05:03,813 --> 01:05:06,122
No, fuck it. The world!
713
01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:09,041
- Come on, then.
- Kick arse!
714
01:05:09,133 --> 01:05:11,852
- Brunes, I want to talk to you about that.
- What about?
715
01:05:11,933 --> 01:05:15,243
I thought when I give the demo
to Shad, I'd do it on my own.
716
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:18,245
- Just you and me, right?
- No, just me.
717
01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:22,485
You know, I wanna schmooze him a bit,
one on one. You understand that, right?
718
01:05:22,573 --> 01:05:24,564
Yeah. Sure.
719
01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:51,683
Fuck!
720
01:05:54,453 --> 01:05:57,047
I hope you don't mind. I let myself in.
721
01:05:57,133 --> 01:05:59,931
- What are you doin'?
- You should give this a go.
722
01:06:00,013 --> 01:06:02,004
Red dye number two.
723
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,403
What's wrong, sugar?
724
01:06:08,493 --> 01:06:12,452
It's Kate. She's killing the baby.
725
01:06:13,093 --> 01:06:15,687
Oh. Poor sweetie.
726
01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:19,893
Hug, hm?
727
01:06:20,573 --> 01:06:23,804
- That's what I said!
- Now you're talking!
728
01:06:24,653 --> 01:06:26,848
Let's celebrate. They're a 7.5.
729
01:06:26,933 --> 01:06:30,403
You love to piss me off.
It's not my idea of a good time.
730
01:06:30,493 --> 01:06:33,087
Try one. Might stop you
rushing ahead of the beat.
731
01:06:33,173 --> 01:06:37,963
- I'm on the beat. You're the one who lags.
- If you can't move, you can't groove.
732
01:06:38,053 --> 01:06:40,931
- You idiot. You say the most stupid things!
- Idiot? I do not!
733
01:06:41,013 --> 01:06:44,289
- Compared to me...
- You show no respect for me at all!
734
01:06:44,373 --> 01:06:48,161
- You are so fucking wrong!
- You're just a rich, untalented bitch!
735
01:06:48,253 --> 01:06:49,242
Hey...
736
01:06:50,133 --> 01:06:52,442
Look... Ow! OK...
737
01:07:09,173 --> 01:07:11,971
No. Look, Tanya...
738
01:07:12,053 --> 01:07:14,044
No, man.
739
01:07:53,773 --> 01:07:55,764
Truce?
740
01:07:59,253 --> 01:08:02,643
- I know I said I wouldn't talk about us, but...
- We agreed. Just a meal.
741
01:08:02,733 --> 01:08:05,008
- I have to get this off my chest.
- Freddy...
742
01:08:05,093 --> 01:08:07,323
Just relax, just let me finish.
743
01:08:07,413 --> 01:08:11,452
The band's got a real shot with this,
and I want you to be a part of it.
744
01:08:11,533 --> 01:08:14,172
I fucked up once. I'm not gonna do it again.
745
01:08:14,253 --> 01:08:16,642
Freddy, I understand
why you did what you did.
746
01:08:16,733 --> 01:08:19,691
The band was your dream
long before I was in the picture.
747
01:08:19,773 --> 01:08:23,368
- So?
- What happens when you do a world tour?
748
01:08:23,453 --> 01:08:27,162
- Well, you can come.
- And what do we do with the baby?
749
01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:31,569
I'm having it.
750
01:08:33,213 --> 01:08:35,204
That's cool.
751
01:08:36,173 --> 01:08:39,768
- Not a problem.
- Actually, it is a problem.
752
01:08:41,253 --> 01:08:45,326
You've gotta see
this thing with the band through.
753
01:08:46,253 --> 01:08:51,486
- And what about that night?
- It was... a beautiful kiss.
754
01:08:55,613 --> 01:09:01,290
You're gonna meet lots of gorgeous women
on the road with much less baggage than me.
755
01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:17,372
- You said nothin' was goin' on!
- Stop it!
756
01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:21,048
- Nothing is going on!
- Stop it!
757
01:09:25,413 --> 01:09:28,405
I should just go now. Goodbye, Freddy.
758
01:09:30,453 --> 01:09:32,523
Kate, wait.
759
01:09:53,853 --> 01:09:55,605
Joe, wait!
760
01:09:58,293 --> 01:10:00,170
Melly!
761
01:10:00,693 --> 01:10:02,684
Dada!
762
01:10:06,653 --> 01:10:10,965
Melly! What the fuck have you done, man?
763
01:10:11,053 --> 01:10:13,567
Fuck! Fuck you!
764
01:10:13,653 --> 01:10:15,644
Fuck you, too!
765
01:10:29,053 --> 01:10:32,045
Fuckin' Freddy.
Ungrateful little gutter mongrel.
766
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:35,001
I work my balls down to a stump
for him and the band,
767
01:10:35,093 --> 01:10:38,210
and when the big moment comes,
he express-posts me a "Fuck you"
768
01:10:38,293 --> 01:10:40,363
and steals all the glory for himself.
769
01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:42,648
No loyalty, that's his problem.
770
01:10:43,213 --> 01:10:46,728
Mm. Some Indian would be great.
771
01:10:46,813 --> 01:10:50,567
Yeah! Some vindaloo
would really hit the spot.
772
01:10:51,653 --> 01:10:56,090
That's my pole she's twirlin' on. Yeah.
773
01:11:01,093 --> 01:11:03,448
- Yeah?
- I need you to get to the Palace.
774
01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:09,324
Yeah? Well, guess what? Roadie hours
are over for the day, so you can just fuck off!
775
01:11:09,413 --> 01:11:14,043
Stop dickin' around. It's important. I'll be
there with the demo, but I've gotta find Joe.
776
01:11:14,133 --> 01:11:17,682
- I need you to stop Shad from leaving.
- Bruno's onto it!
777
01:11:37,533 --> 01:11:41,242
- It's OK, sugar.
- Melly!
778
01:11:44,013 --> 01:11:46,573
Hey. There's no need to be upset.
779
01:11:57,053 --> 01:11:59,613
Shad. I mean, Mr Kern.
780
01:11:59,693 --> 01:12:02,253
Bruno. In-A-Pinch Management?
781
01:12:03,813 --> 01:12:06,930
- Where's Freddy?
- He's not far behind.
782
01:12:15,173 --> 01:12:18,609
- Angie, I can't do this.
- Of course you can.
783
01:12:20,213 --> 01:12:21,885
Oh, no.
784
01:12:41,333 --> 01:12:43,164
Joe?
785
01:12:43,893 --> 01:12:45,884
Joe!
786
01:12:46,893 --> 01:12:49,566
Joe, what are you doin', man?
787
01:12:52,613 --> 01:12:55,127
- Where's Angie?
- What are you talkin' about?
788
01:12:55,973 --> 01:12:58,362
- Angie!
- Joe, there's no one here.
789
01:12:59,693 --> 01:13:02,765
- Where... where is she?
- Just let me help you.
790
01:13:04,893 --> 01:13:07,361
Don't tell anyone, OK?
791
01:13:07,453 --> 01:13:09,648
Just don't tell anyone!
792
01:13:17,133 --> 01:13:19,488
Shit! Freddy's coming!
793
01:13:23,693 --> 01:13:26,412
Joe! Joe!
794
01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:32,930
How'd it go with Shad?
795
01:13:36,133 --> 01:13:40,490
You guys seen Joe? I'm really worried
about him, man. He's acting really weird.
796
01:13:40,573 --> 01:13:43,531
Joe? Joe?
797
01:13:44,173 --> 01:13:48,405
- You checked the house?
- You're right, babe. Maybe he's in the house.
798
01:13:48,493 --> 01:13:50,484
Babe?
799
01:13:53,253 --> 01:13:56,882
- Has the whole fucking world gone insane?
- What's the problem, Freddy?
800
01:13:56,973 --> 01:13:59,248
- We broke up.
- I don't give a shit about that.
801
01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:01,528
Joe's really flipped out. I'm serious.
802
01:14:03,413 --> 01:14:07,122
- Hello?
- Freddy, someone here wants to talk to you.
803
01:14:07,813 --> 01:14:10,611
- Listen, you little fuckwit...
- Shad. I'm sorry...
804
01:14:10,693 --> 01:14:15,847
There are rules, Freddy.
And one of them is, don't fuck with my time.
805
01:14:15,933 --> 01:14:21,451
Get your arse here before I finish my drink
or be prepared for a very long famine!
806
01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:27,486
Fellas, can you give us a hand?
It's Joe. Won't answer his door.
807
01:14:28,053 --> 01:14:29,771
Joey!
808
01:14:31,173 --> 01:14:33,209
Oh, Jesus! Joey!
809
01:14:33,293 --> 01:14:35,682
- Not you too!
- Kev, give us some room.
810
01:14:35,773 --> 01:14:37,968
- Joey!
- Call an ambulance.
811
01:14:38,053 --> 01:14:40,044
- What's he taken?
- That.
812
01:14:40,133 --> 01:14:42,693
- Sleeping tablets. Sedatives.
- What do I do?
813
01:14:42,773 --> 01:14:45,003
- We need an ambulance.
- Joey!
814
01:14:45,093 --> 01:14:49,689
- He's got a pulse, mate. He's got a pulse.
- I don't know. He's taken them all.
815
01:14:50,613 --> 01:14:52,604
I'm goin' with him.
816
01:15:08,533 --> 01:15:10,569
Damn.
817
01:15:11,653 --> 01:15:13,928
You saved his life, man.
818
01:15:25,773 --> 01:15:29,049
Can we have some music in here
to drown that shit out?!
819
01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:40,768
Take a hike, loser.
820
01:16:00,733 --> 01:16:02,849
Fuck!
821
01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:33,042
You fuck! I'm gonna kill you!
822
01:16:42,253 --> 01:16:48,169
After that, everything just turned to shit.
Joe, the band, my hopes for Katie...
823
01:16:48,853 --> 01:16:52,209
The strange thing was,
I still had this need to play.
824
01:16:52,293 --> 01:16:56,332
Music is a great thing to lose yourself in.
And, man, was I lost.
825
01:17:48,613 --> 01:17:52,970
Give it up for the rockin' sounds
of Alternate Current.
826
01:18:05,573 --> 01:18:10,010
Oh, no, this is OK.
The pay's pretty good and... killer crowds...
827
01:18:10,573 --> 01:18:12,689
I was sittin' right there.
828
01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:15,168
I hear Joe's doin' better.
829
01:18:15,253 --> 01:18:18,370
- Do you hear from the others much?
- No, it's over.
830
01:18:18,453 --> 01:18:21,684
Kind of figure I should just
lay low for a while, you know?
831
01:18:21,773 --> 01:18:25,402
- Hey, Bon! You're the king!
- It's just an act, mate. Fuck off!
832
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:27,848
Oh, yeah? Fuck you, dickhead.
833
01:18:28,653 --> 01:18:32,441
Now, look. The real reason I'm here,
I've got some great news.
834
01:18:33,053 --> 01:18:36,363
- You got us a gig?
- Who told you?
835
01:18:41,373 --> 01:18:44,285
- Are you serious?
- Does dog shit love shoes?
836
01:18:44,893 --> 01:18:48,363
See? There you are. Right there.
837
01:18:48,453 --> 01:18:50,967
When I saw it
I thought it was a printing error.
838
01:18:51,053 --> 01:18:54,045
No error. You guys are booked
to play at Homebake!
839
01:18:54,133 --> 01:18:57,443
- This is our chance to really cook!
- I don't understand, man.
840
01:18:57,533 --> 01:19:00,605
It was Destiny.
That's only her stage name, of course.
841
01:19:00,933 --> 01:19:04,767
My friend Destiny, her brother,
he books all the bands for Homebake.
842
01:19:04,853 --> 01:19:08,846
It was under my nose all along!
She hooked me up just like that. Totally.
843
01:19:08,933 --> 01:19:11,970
Bruno makes a promise, Bruno delivers.
844
01:19:16,133 --> 01:19:18,363
Here you are, Joe.
845
01:19:20,413 --> 01:19:23,132
Lucy always said
I'd find my perfect 10 sometime.
846
01:19:23,213 --> 01:19:26,171
Bingo. Prozac.
847
01:19:29,293 --> 01:19:31,887
- So, Homebake, eh?
- Yeah.
848
01:19:31,973 --> 01:19:34,692
Kev said they're thinking
of letting you out soon.
849
01:19:34,773 --> 01:19:37,446
No. I don't think I'm ready for it.
850
01:19:38,293 --> 01:19:42,411
You guys should still do it.
I won't be pissed off, man, I promise.
851
01:19:42,493 --> 01:19:47,806
Hey, haven't you always said guitarists were
as common as flies around a sheep's arse?
852
01:19:47,893 --> 01:19:49,963
Been practising?
853
01:19:50,053 --> 01:19:54,126
Kate brought it over.
I haven't picked it up yet. I'll get there.
854
01:19:54,893 --> 01:19:57,487
- How's she going?
- Good.
855
01:19:57,573 --> 01:20:03,364
She said technically I never really cheated
on her. It was more of a mind fuck, really.
856
01:20:06,253 --> 01:20:09,643
- Listen, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, man.
- It's OK.
857
01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,293
It was down to me, nobody else.
858
01:20:12,373 --> 01:20:14,807
Things are a lot clearer now.
859
01:20:16,693 --> 01:20:20,481
So, you thought
of giving it another shot with Kate?
860
01:20:21,853 --> 01:20:25,607
You've been having
way too much of that Prozac, dude.
861
01:20:27,413 --> 01:20:30,928
Hey. I just thought of a guitarist.
862
01:20:31,613 --> 01:20:37,210
I can't, fellas. Shit, I'd love to, but...
I haven't been on stage in 15 years.
863
01:20:37,293 --> 01:20:39,932
Oh, come on. You know all the songs.
864
01:20:40,013 --> 01:20:42,447
- No, I can't.
- Luce.
865
01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:48,088
Man, my baby!
866
01:20:48,173 --> 01:20:52,451
I bought it back off the guy I sold it to.
The bastard drove a hard bargain though.
867
01:20:52,533 --> 01:20:54,524
C'mon, Kev!
868
01:20:56,173 --> 01:20:58,323
- Yeah, OK.
- Yeah!
869
01:20:59,533 --> 01:21:01,489
Yeah, Kev!
870
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:06,931
- I'm really gonna miss you.
- Like I told Joe, my folks have heaps of room.
871
01:21:07,013 --> 01:21:10,562
- So, any time you guys wanna visit...
- Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
872
01:21:10,893 --> 01:21:13,123
Shame you're gonna miss the gig.
873
01:21:13,213 --> 01:21:15,568
Blame it on the movers.
874
01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:20,090
It's funny, you know.
I really thought you two would make it.
875
01:21:21,493 --> 01:21:23,609
It's for the best.
876
01:21:24,373 --> 01:21:27,524
Joe's the dad. He won't be left out, I promise.
877
01:21:28,413 --> 01:21:30,973
No, I... I was talking about Freddy.
878
01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:37,844
But right now, he's really putting
everything into this gig.
879
01:21:37,933 --> 01:21:42,085
Yeah. It's everything he ever wanted.
He must be on a cloud.
880
01:23:15,373 --> 01:23:17,933
...ready to rumble!
881
01:23:18,013 --> 01:23:22,768
- So you're feelin' pretty good?
- Yeah, it's what it's all about, man!
882
01:23:22,853 --> 01:23:25,526
We're gonna remember this night for ever.
883
01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:46,203
- Kate, it's Freddy.
- This number has been disconnected.
884
01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:49,126
Please check the number and call again.
885
01:23:52,853 --> 01:23:55,447
- Are we ready?
- Yeah!
886
01:23:55,533 --> 01:24:01,369
Thou, thee and this... Gonna be the hottest
fucking gig ever, eh? Who's got the set list?
887
01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:03,808
- Lucy!
- I ain't got it. Freddy's got it.
888
01:24:03,893 --> 01:24:06,168
- I don't have it.
- Are you joking? You guys...
889
01:24:06,253 --> 01:24:09,609
- I gave it to you five minutes ago.
- Don't you ever stop arguing?
890
01:24:09,693 --> 01:24:10,728
Joe!
891
01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:13,532
Think I'd miss my only chance
to play at Homebake?
892
01:24:13,613 --> 01:24:15,888
Welcome home, son!
893
01:24:19,693 --> 01:24:23,732
OK, OK, come on. Schmaltzy crap later.
Let's get this show on the road!
894
01:24:23,813 --> 01:24:27,522
- Ah, this is it, eh?
- So where's Kate? She meeting us there?
895
01:24:27,613 --> 01:24:30,411
No. She's going to Melbourne
with the movers at three.
896
01:24:30,493 --> 01:24:32,484
- Movers?
- She's goin' to her parents'.
897
01:24:32,573 --> 01:24:34,928
I thought you knew, man.
898
01:24:35,013 --> 01:24:38,050
Are we ready?
899
01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:48,563
All right! Let's do it!
900
01:24:49,973 --> 01:24:51,770
Come on.
901
01:24:58,853 --> 01:25:02,448
I'm not blind, Freddy,
Look, I've been scared before.
902
01:25:02,533 --> 01:25:05,570
Fuck, I've been known
to crap my pants, remember?
903
01:25:06,653 --> 01:25:09,008
Don't let your fear get in the way, mate.
904
01:25:09,093 --> 01:25:13,928
The nerves'll disappear as soon
as you start that first song. Guarantee it.
905
01:25:15,493 --> 01:25:16,972
Fuck it.
906
01:25:24,493 --> 01:25:26,609
That's the spirit. A short cut.
907
01:25:35,653 --> 01:25:37,723
OK, that everything, love?
908
01:25:37,813 --> 01:25:39,212
Yeah.
909
01:25:39,613 --> 01:25:43,162
Talk to me, Freddy.
This isn't a short cut, is it?
910
01:25:47,173 --> 01:25:49,209
- No!
- Didn't think so.
911
01:25:49,293 --> 01:25:51,761
Oh, no. No, not now, you piece of shit!
912
01:25:51,853 --> 01:25:52,922
Shit!
913
01:25:57,413 --> 01:26:00,610
Hang on a minute. This is Kate's place.
914
01:26:08,253 --> 01:26:10,847
Stop! In the name of love!
915
01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:13,367
- Let's go, mate!
- There it is!
916
01:26:14,013 --> 01:26:16,083
- Come on, mate, speed up!
- Oh, no.
917
01:26:16,173 --> 01:26:19,085
Will you pay Sunni's speeding fine?
I don't think so.
918
01:26:19,173 --> 01:26:24,201
If Sunni doesn't friggin' step on it, I'll shove
Sunni's beaded seat cover up Sunni's arse!
919
01:26:24,293 --> 01:26:26,363
No need for intimidation tactics.
920
01:26:28,573 --> 01:26:30,609
You missed it!
921
01:26:35,573 --> 01:26:37,689
Go to the side!
922
01:26:39,573 --> 01:26:41,689
Oi! Kate!
923
01:26:41,773 --> 01:26:44,048
- Katie!
- Look out!
924
01:26:46,893 --> 01:26:49,646
- The other side.
- OK! On my way.
925
01:26:56,773 --> 01:26:59,162
What the bloody hell
do you think you're doin'?
926
01:26:59,253 --> 01:27:02,643
- Aren't you meant to be on stage?
- This is exactly where I should be.
927
01:27:02,733 --> 01:27:05,805
You'll never forgive yourself,
and you'll never forgive me.
928
01:27:05,893 --> 01:27:08,088
That night, when everything changed,
929
01:27:08,173 --> 01:27:11,085
when you said my dream
was only stupid if I gave it up...
930
01:27:11,173 --> 01:27:13,482
Well, I'm not giving you up. No way.
931
01:27:54,573 --> 01:27:59,328
- Have you got room for me in Melbourne?
- Come on, you'll be late for your gig.
932
01:28:12,813 --> 01:28:15,407
Record crowds are expected at Homebake.
933
01:28:15,493 --> 01:28:19,327
Coming up on Triple J, we'll hear
megaband Sprimp live from the festival.
934
01:28:31,213 --> 01:28:35,570
Don't worry. When you start playing,
they'll come running, you'll see.
935
01:28:39,573 --> 01:28:43,327
- How could she?
- Yeah, well, she got what she wanted.
936
01:28:43,413 --> 01:28:46,485
A nice juicy recording deal,
a few added extras...
937
01:28:46,573 --> 01:28:50,361
But running off with a sound engineer!
I'm a rock star!
938
01:28:50,453 --> 01:28:51,568
Hey.
939
01:28:51,893 --> 01:28:55,010
Come on.
Pour the pain into your music, man.
940
01:28:55,733 --> 01:28:58,042
That's it, that's it.
941
01:28:58,133 --> 01:29:00,363
Five minutes, guys.
942
01:29:15,013 --> 01:29:16,924
There they are.
943
01:29:20,213 --> 01:29:21,931
- Hey!
- Freddy.
944
01:29:22,013 --> 01:29:23,810
- Hey.
- Thanks, Joe.
945
01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:26,804
You ready to rock and roll?
946
01:29:26,893 --> 01:29:31,205
- Excuse me. Who's in charge here?
- I am. Yeah. That's me, actually.
947
01:29:32,773 --> 01:29:34,411
- Bumped?
- No!
948
01:29:34,493 --> 01:29:38,088
- Of all the asinine, fucked-up things!
- Sorry, guys. We're runnin' late,
949
01:29:38,173 --> 01:29:42,769
and Sprimp's contract requires all other
stages to be shut down when they're playing.
950
01:29:42,853 --> 01:29:45,208
Nothin' I can do.
951
01:30:02,253 --> 01:30:05,802
You were so close.
There's gotta be something we can do.
952
01:30:12,053 --> 01:30:16,126
Quick, come with me.
Guys! Guys, wait up!
953
01:30:37,693 --> 01:30:39,888
Guys, pick it up.
We're running behind.
954
01:30:39,973 --> 01:30:42,885
Four quad boxes stage right.
I need two A/C thirties...
955
01:30:42,973 --> 01:30:48,650
Excuse me. I'm writing this article on roadies,
the unsung heroes of Australian rock.
956
01:30:48,733 --> 01:30:51,042
Could I talk to you after the show?
957
01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:54,642
This is it. Let's rock and roll.
958
01:31:21,493 --> 01:31:23,961
Give the kids a go, fellas.
959
01:31:25,813 --> 01:31:27,804
Hello.
960
01:31:38,533 --> 01:31:40,683
Hello, Sydney.
961
01:31:43,853 --> 01:31:49,086
Thank you for comin' out in support
of live music, and say no to pokies!
962
01:31:51,613 --> 01:31:53,968
My name's Freddy, and...
963
01:31:54,413 --> 01:31:57,849
- Jim Morrison lives, man!
- Fascists! Let 'em play!
964
01:32:08,013 --> 01:32:11,926
- You! How the fuck did you get in here?
- Freddy! Freddy! Freddy!
965
01:32:12,013 --> 01:32:15,972
- Gimme a chance. Let me play one song.
- You had your chance. Get 'em outta here.
966
01:32:16,053 --> 01:32:19,045
- You owe me!
- Wait right there. What did you say to me?
967
01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,693
Toby could still find out
you're bangin' his chick.
968
01:32:21,773 --> 01:32:25,004
I owe you nothing. Scarlet
chewed him up and spat him out,
969
01:32:25,093 --> 01:32:28,369
so it doesn't matter that
I was banging his girl the whole time.
970
01:32:28,453 --> 01:32:32,082
I could've had an orgy with his cousin,
sister, grandparents and Scarlet,
971
01:32:32,173 --> 01:32:34,607
and that moron still wouldn't have known.
972
01:32:34,693 --> 01:32:37,161
Hey, guys. Dig your work.
973
01:32:38,373 --> 01:32:40,489
Toby. Mate...
974
01:32:43,373 --> 01:32:47,127
- Go, Freddy! Go!
- Freddy! Freddy! Freddy!
975
01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:56,605
Consider yourself fired, wanker.
976
01:32:58,253 --> 01:33:00,562
How you doin'?
977
01:33:00,653 --> 01:33:03,531
This song's a bit of a new one for us.
978
01:33:03,613 --> 01:33:06,844
Let 'em play. If they're any good,
it'll give me an edge on the deal.
979
01:33:06,933 --> 01:33:12,053
I hope you don't mind,
but, uh, it's kind of a killer opener.
980
01:34:08,293 --> 01:34:11,524
My big moment. The moment
I finally had to admit to myself
981
01:34:11,613 --> 01:34:13,922
that we just weren't very good.
982
01:34:14,013 --> 01:34:18,325
But sucking as much as we did that day -
and our suckage factor was enormous -
983
01:34:18,413 --> 01:34:21,371
we still got to play in front
of a whole country full of people.
984
01:34:21,453 --> 01:34:25,810
It was the most fun it was humanly
possible for any of us to ever have.
985
01:34:36,013 --> 01:34:39,562
About seven months later, Katie and I
got married. Joe was best man.
986
01:34:39,653 --> 01:34:42,451
Joe Junior made an appearance too.
987
01:34:45,373 --> 01:34:50,891
Bruno won a million bucks in some contest
by finding a purple Chocca. Lucky sod!
988
01:34:50,973 --> 01:34:54,488
So he bought the Palace right out
from under that butt-crumb Thommo.
989
01:34:54,573 --> 01:34:57,565
We took the pokies
and smashed them all with polo mallets.
990
01:34:57,653 --> 01:35:00,486
Ladies and gentlemen, how we doin'?
991
01:35:00,573 --> 01:35:03,246
Me and Joe manage Bruno's,
and now the bands are back.
992
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:05,972
There's been a bit of a scheduling mix-up.
993
01:35:06,053 --> 01:35:10,410
In the meantime, the house band's
gonna rip through a few for ya.
994
01:35:10,493 --> 01:35:14,452
Every few months, I give a band the wrong
start time and slip us in ahead of them.
995
01:35:14,533 --> 01:35:17,331
We might suck,
but I never said we were idiots.
996
01:35:30,853 --> 01:35:33,686
Tanya finished uni
and went into anger management.
997
01:35:33,773 --> 01:35:38,483
Lucy was the surprising one. He got a degree
in pharmacy and went into business.
998
01:35:41,173 --> 01:35:43,607
What goes around, comes around, I guess.
999
01:35:47,453 --> 01:35:51,924
Joe kept up his medication and fell in love
with a primary-school teacher.
1000
01:35:52,573 --> 01:35:55,531
Now, instead of one kid, he's got 35.
1001
01:35:57,333 --> 01:35:59,767
Kevin. Well, he's the same.
1002
01:36:00,933 --> 01:36:04,972
Some things just don't need to change.
That's good, right?
1003
01:36:05,053 --> 01:36:10,047
As for Katie, she never got to experience
the highs and lows of being a rock star's wife.
1004
01:36:10,133 --> 01:36:13,682
But I think she's OK with it.
And me, a rock star?
1005
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:19,726
Not my destiny. Still, you don't have
to be a rock star to feel like one.
1006
01:39:31,093 --> 01:39:34,244
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1007
01:40:56,453 --> 01:40:58,444
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