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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:19,924 That was unreal. 2 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,324 Yeah, it was nice. 3 00:02:24,373 --> 00:02:27,445 Nice? But you were calling out my name. 4 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:30,809 You were banging my head into the headboard and singing. It hurt. 5 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:34,283 - Why didn't you say something? - I just wanted you to finish. 6 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:36,684 Oh, this isn't right! 7 00:02:39,973 --> 00:02:42,168 Well, did you at least... you know...? 8 00:02:42,253 --> 00:02:44,528 No, Freddy, I didn't come. 9 00:02:45,573 --> 00:02:47,962 Look, don't worry about it, OK? 10 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:56,769 - Oh, for Christ's sake! - Pay attention! You might learn something. 11 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:01,281 I hated music at first. Seriously. 12 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:05,686 No! I don't want to! 13 00:03:05,773 --> 00:03:10,130 But my parents were determined. I mean, they really tried, man. 14 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:14,205 No, no, no, stop! How many times...? 15 00:03:14,293 --> 00:03:18,650 After the banjo, the trumpet, the piccolo and the accordion, guess what came next. 16 00:03:19,693 --> 00:03:21,809 Go on, guess. 17 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:27,445 Summer of '85. First time I'd been in a record shop. 18 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:29,888 I was with my date. OK, baby-sitter. 19 00:03:30,853 --> 00:03:33,890 That was the moment the lights just blazed on. 20 00:03:41,853 --> 00:03:45,607 That was the day I knew I was destined to be a rock star. 21 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:51,532 Unfortunately, I was a generation late. 22 00:03:51,613 --> 00:03:55,049 By the time I was ready, live music in Sydney was flatlining. 23 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:58,682 Bands were getting elbowed out of pubs and clubs by pretty-boy DJs 24 00:03:58,773 --> 00:04:01,765 and the worst plague to hit Australia since the cane toad: 25 00:04:05,093 --> 00:04:06,651 Pokies. 26 00:04:06,733 --> 00:04:10,806 Why people sat there fitting their week's wages down a slot was anyone's guess. 27 00:04:10,893 --> 00:04:14,203 Profits ruled. Live music just couldn't compete. 28 00:04:14,573 --> 00:04:19,124 It was now up to the labels to make sure we had cutting-edge artistes to choose from. 29 00:04:19,213 --> 00:04:22,171 I've been waiting for this. Her last album was great. 30 00:04:22,253 --> 00:04:25,131 Have you heard "Scent of my Love"? I love that song. 31 00:04:25,213 --> 00:04:28,808 I had a band. We rocked hard. Well, we would've. 32 00:04:29,293 --> 00:04:31,966 After a year of rehearsing, all we needed was a gig, 33 00:04:32,053 --> 00:04:35,170 but that was proving pretty tough. 34 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:38,652 Then one day, just like on an MTV special... 35 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,408 - Shaw's Records. - Freddy, it's Bruno. 36 00:04:41,493 --> 00:04:43,484 Bruno, how are you? 37 00:04:43,573 --> 00:04:48,203 - Gig? Yeah, right, mate. It's not my birthday. - No bullshit. It's for real. 38 00:04:48,293 --> 00:04:49,772 - You serious? - Yeah. 39 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:53,209 Yeah! Bruno, you rock! The guys are gonna be stoked! 40 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:58,526 One phone call. One gig. It can change your whole life. Destiny, man. 41 00:05:46,253 --> 00:05:48,005 Oi! You! 42 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:39,489 - We should open with that song, definitely. - No, it's a better closer. 43 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:42,565 Hook 'em with the ballad, then jerk off with the arty shit. 44 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:46,089 - It's not arty shit, Bruno. - It's just an expression, you big... 45 00:06:51,373 --> 00:06:54,092 Guys! Guys! 46 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:56,767 Take it easy. We've finally got a gig, right? 47 00:06:56,853 --> 00:06:59,731 Oh, Jesus, a gig. My hands are shaking. 48 00:06:59,813 --> 00:07:03,408 Ah. Flop sweat. A little something to soothe those nerves? 49 00:07:03,493 --> 00:07:06,485 Mm, let me think. And how do they rate next to rat poison? 50 00:07:06,573 --> 00:07:10,486 I give them a 6.8 on the Luce-o-meter. A nice, level high. 51 00:07:10,573 --> 00:07:13,246 - Oh, really? - Brunes, you did the gig guide, right? 52 00:07:14,053 --> 00:07:16,647 Does the Queen wipe her own arse? 53 00:07:16,733 --> 00:07:20,362 Everyone and their dog's gonna be there tomorrow night. Relax. 54 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,287 When I'm finished, you'll be headlining Homebake! 55 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:25,967 All right! Let's do it again. Count us in, Luce. 56 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:28,328 One, two, three, four! 57 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:32,163 - Not again! - Fuck. 58 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:34,562 Bruno's onto it. 59 00:07:34,933 --> 00:07:38,130 Oi! Grandpa! You do that one more time, I'll plug in your walker, 60 00:07:38,213 --> 00:07:42,365 and a thousand volts will sizzle the scraggly white hairs on your balls! 61 00:07:47,853 --> 00:07:50,492 - Dickhead. - Good one, Brunes. 62 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:53,326 Are... you... ready? 63 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:54,766 - Dad. - Yeah. 64 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:59,165 That was pretty bloody pathetic. Are... you... ready? 65 00:07:59,253 --> 00:08:01,813 - Yeah! - Dad, please. 66 00:08:01,893 --> 00:08:04,646 Suck more piss! All right! 67 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:08,612 First gig! I remember our first gig with the Boomawangs, back in seventy... 68 00:08:08,693 --> 00:08:12,129 - Six. - '76. The singer got hit with a beer bottle. 69 00:08:12,213 --> 00:08:14,932 A chunk of glass went right in his eyeball. And he kept... 70 00:08:15,013 --> 00:08:18,085 - Kept on singing. - Kate! 71 00:08:18,173 --> 00:08:21,210 - Katie! - Got my eye on you, baby! 72 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:26,968 - Isn't that how you got the pirate thing? - Yeah, yeah. Career-maker that bastard was. 73 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:30,728 - Found this in the second-hand bin. - KISS and Make Up. 74 00:08:30,813 --> 00:08:34,123 - Gee, thanks, Kate. - So, are you guys psyched or what? 75 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,204 Yeah! 76 00:08:36,493 --> 00:08:38,484 Oh, my God! 77 00:08:38,573 --> 00:08:41,041 Aren't you, like, with that band? 78 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:44,682 You must have me confused with someone else. 79 00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:48,333 - Bruno! You pig. That's heavy. I wouldn't. - Yeah? 80 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:51,849 I could bench-press your arse no strain, drummer boy. 81 00:08:52,213 --> 00:08:57,003 Hey, that killer opener you're having trouble with? I've some ideas for the lyric. 82 00:08:57,573 --> 00:08:59,370 Who's a pig now, eh? 83 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:05,403 Oh, Brunes! 84 00:10:12,173 --> 00:10:15,404 Wait, wait. Don't say anything yet. 85 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:17,643 Anything to say to people watching at home? 86 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:22,523 I am Luscious Lucy. Let the snare bite and the high-hat hiss, 87 00:10:22,613 --> 00:10:25,491 for I am the best drummer in the world! 88 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,801 - You're not, Luce. - So Tan, how we feelin'? 89 00:10:30,893 --> 00:10:34,203 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - All right. All right. 90 00:10:34,293 --> 00:10:36,124 - Freddy. - Yo. 91 00:10:36,213 --> 00:10:41,731 - How are those vocal chords, man? - Strong, smooth and ready to rumble! 92 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:44,247 - So, you're feelin' pretty good then? - Yeah. 93 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:48,804 It's what it's all about, man. We're gonna remember this night for ever. 94 00:10:56,213 --> 00:10:59,683 All right. We're gonna take a break, so nobody leave. 95 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:11,410 Tan, you're pushin' too hard. You're anticipating the crash. 96 00:11:11,493 --> 00:11:14,690 What I'm anticipating is my bass wrapped round your head. 97 00:11:17,173 --> 00:11:18,526 What? 98 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:29,843 As manager of a band who are supposed to play tonight, I'm entitled to free drinks! 99 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:33,005 Mate, your band's name ain't on my list. 100 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,849 In-A-Pinch Management? 101 00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:38,242 Freddy, where the hell are you? 102 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:41,848 I'm at the Duke of York. Where the hell do you think I am? 103 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:46,723 The Duke of Clarence? I'm fucking positive it was the Duke of York. 104 00:11:46,813 --> 00:11:51,091 - It was the Clarence, you fucking idiot! - I'm goin' into a tunnel. 105 00:11:51,173 --> 00:11:53,687 Hey, Brune. When do we start? 106 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,085 - That idiot is sacked. - We were just managed up shit creek. 107 00:11:59,173 --> 00:12:01,403 - Let's go to a real pub, yeah? - Yeah. 108 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,367 - Coming, aren't you? - I'm not really up for it. 109 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:11,492 Joe! Jesus, one drink. You haven't talked to me all night. 110 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:13,564 I'll catch you later, OK? 111 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:51,488 Four schooners, thanks, Thommo. 112 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:55,012 - Freddy. How's life? - Don't ask. 113 00:12:58,893 --> 00:13:02,090 Actually, I'll tell you how life is, Thommo. Pretty shitty, mate. 114 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:05,404 Here we are, musicians with somethin' to say and no place to say it. 115 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,087 "Why?", you ask. Because certain publicans I know 116 00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:11,609 are employing pricks like him instead of real musicians like us. 117 00:13:11,693 --> 00:13:16,209 - All just to save a quick buck. - You make me feel like such an enemy of art. 118 00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:19,569 Yeah. Well, when you're ready to book a real band, let me know. 119 00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:22,486 - Man, we could rock the tits off this place. - Sure thing. 120 00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:28,284 Next slot that opens up, you'll be the fourth or fifth out-of-work band I call. Promise. 121 00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,443 Hang in there with your music, champ. 122 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,842 Before a feast, there must be famine. 123 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,891 Mate, your wallet! 124 00:13:52,493 --> 00:13:54,484 Feast! 125 00:13:58,813 --> 00:14:02,408 It's such a sexual game. Balls, stick... 126 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,609 Choice of holes. 127 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,684 You lubricate... 128 00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:10,084 Then choose your position. 129 00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:11,970 - Were you breast-fed? - Oh, yeah. 130 00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:16,046 Cos studies link sexual obsession and the lack of mummy's tit. 131 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:19,808 Too soft, humiliation. Too hard... 132 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,366 Well. You can never be too hard. 133 00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:27,444 - Beer? - Certainly. 134 00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:30,442 What did you think? Honestly. 135 00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:35,561 I thought it was going really well till the guy turned the greyhound races up. 136 00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:38,043 At least his dog lost. 137 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:41,205 I don't know, Katie. It's all I've ever wanted, you know? 138 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:45,684 Just to be up on stage and have everyone loving my music as much as I do. 139 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,841 - Maybe it's just a stupid dream. - Yeah, I guess. 140 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,889 What? 141 00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:56,888 - It's only stupid if you give it up. - Yeah, well, I won't be doin' that in a hurry. 142 00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,572 You don't think Joe's got someone else, do you? 143 00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:02,769 He'd have to be insane. 144 00:15:03,093 --> 00:15:05,812 - You know what he's like. - Yeah, I suppose. 145 00:15:21,893 --> 00:15:26,330 - C'mon, Tan, let's jam. - No, not till I beat this depraved bastard. 146 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,369 Catch you later. 147 00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:30,011 See you. 148 00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:36,212 Joe, you fill me so perfectly. 149 00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:40,408 It's like someone's poured plaster inside me, 150 00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:44,850 pulled it out, and stuck that exact mould right on your balls. 151 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:48,362 You smell great, Angie. 152 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,645 I like it here. So dark. 153 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,724 So still, Joe. 154 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:57,690 Joe? 155 00:15:58,173 --> 00:16:00,607 You ever think about suicide? 156 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,364 Oh, Angie... 157 00:16:06,693 --> 00:16:09,765 - Then my parents walk in. - What did you do? 158 00:16:09,853 --> 00:16:12,492 Handed the joint to Kev and told them it was his idea. 159 00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:15,212 That's when we started rehearsing in the penthouse. 160 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:17,853 - Thanks for the lift. - No worries. 161 00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:22,969 Hold on a sec. 162 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:28,524 It does that. 163 00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:36,011 - So, you mentioned some lyrics? - Yeah. 164 00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:44,805 I don't know if they're what you're looking for, it's just a few ideas I had over coffee. 165 00:16:44,893 --> 00:16:48,249 Wow, this is unreal! Wait, what's that word? "People"? 166 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,530 - "Pimple." - Pimple! That's even better! 167 00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:54,047 - Katie, this is poetry, man. - You think so? 168 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,930 Yeah! 169 00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,565 - Fucking Kate! - What? 170 00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:33,121 I said "Fucking great!" 171 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:37,172 - Maybe they forgot to mention it. - I heard it on the radio myself. The gig guide. 172 00:18:37,253 --> 00:18:39,483 They gave our number and said we need a manager. 173 00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:44,203 - Face it, mate, no one wants to manage us. - It was only an hour ago. Take it easy. 174 00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:58,772 Hello? 175 00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:01,731 Yes, we are still looking for a manager, actually. 176 00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:05,931 - Yeah, we could hang around. Are you far? - No. Pretty friggin' close. 177 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:07,890 Bruno, listen... 178 00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:11,409 I'm mindin' my own biz on the crapper, givin' birth to a Bruno-loaf, 179 00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,484 when I hear this bullshit on the radio. 180 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:16,963 - My arsehole snaps shut like a mousetrap. - You messed up the gig. 181 00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:20,125 One little mistake. Fuck you very much. 182 00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:23,330 You've never made a mistake, you little fairy? 183 00:19:27,853 --> 00:19:31,402 Guys. No. 184 00:19:31,493 --> 00:19:35,088 Give me another chance. Just one more chance! 185 00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:40,684 No. 186 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:45,692 I... I'm the manager. 187 00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:47,809 Don't crush my dreams. 188 00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:50,043 I'd rather be dead! 189 00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:53,723 - Do something, Freddy. - What? I don't have a gun. 190 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,850 C'mon, Freddy. Do somethin'. 191 00:19:57,213 --> 00:19:59,807 What? Make him our roadie? 192 00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:01,891 Roadie? 193 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:11,804 Joe, we've been mates since the Squid days. You know I'd never tread on your turf. 194 00:20:11,893 --> 00:20:14,043 It's just, you and Katie. I mean... 195 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:18,684 Things just don't seem to be goin' that well, and I just figured that if... you know, if I... 196 00:20:18,773 --> 00:20:23,722 ...the Australian Rock Awards, Sprimp's debut album shot to platinum in four weeks flat, 197 00:20:23,813 --> 00:20:26,930 under the guidance of Manager of the Year, Shad Kern. 198 00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:29,129 However, the band had... 199 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,324 Holy shit! 200 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,526 - Kern Management, please hold. Yes? - I'm here to see Shad Kern. 201 00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:52,411 - Do you have an appointment? - No, but I have his wallet. 202 00:20:52,893 --> 00:20:58,126 No way! No fucking way does Sprimp do support for anybody. 203 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:01,683 - I don't care if they're rock icons. - Icons! 204 00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:06,164 We've got five sold-out entertainment centres. 205 00:21:06,253 --> 00:21:09,165 If we wanna do the stadium, we'll do it ourselves. 206 00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:11,403 - Fuck them! - Hey, fuck 'em! 207 00:21:11,493 --> 00:21:13,643 Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! 208 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,724 Shad! How you goin'? 209 00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,489 - Who is this? - It's Freddy. 210 00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:22,007 We met the other night at the Palace Hotel. 211 00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:24,926 - Right. The DJ-hater. - Yeah! 212 00:21:25,013 --> 00:21:27,846 - Hey, you left this. Dig your work, man. - Cheers, brother. 213 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:30,003 Thanks. I don't know what I was thinking. 214 00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:33,051 Oh, I do. You should've seen the bird he was with, man. 215 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:42,928 - Amazing. Don't say anything. - Hiya, baby. I'm sorry I'm late. 216 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:48,009 - Hey, babe. - Rehearsals just went on and on and on. 217 00:21:48,093 --> 00:21:52,052 - Don't worry, kid. It'll pay off. I know it. - Incredible. Is that really the time? 218 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,852 Toby. Toby! Don't you have a sound check? 219 00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:56,810 Yeah, man - in four hours. 220 00:21:56,893 --> 00:22:00,169 The traffic's been atrocious. You'd better get down there. Huh? 221 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,766 OK, then. 222 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,367 I don't know what I'd do without you, man. 223 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,971 They're only after us, you see... 224 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,772 - See you later. - Bye, Shad. 225 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,124 You. With me. 226 00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:30,930 We've been rehearsing for about a year and we've got a killer sound. 227 00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:35,370 It's just so edge-of-your-seat, you know, "Give me more, you bastards." 228 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,491 Yeah, yeah. Listen. About the redhead? 229 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,772 Thanks. 230 00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:48,972 You know the best thing about this industry? Well, people call it an industry, 231 00:22:49,053 --> 00:22:51,886 but I prefer the term "playpen." 232 00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:57,570 The best thing about this playpen is the drugs and the women. 233 00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:04,446 And the worst thing about this playpen... 234 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,842 Is the drugs and the women. 235 00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:11,810 Exactly! 236 00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:17,361 Here. Backstage passes to the Sprimp concert tomorrow. 237 00:23:19,573 --> 00:23:21,564 Yeah. 238 00:23:22,213 --> 00:23:28,049 You're fucking joking. Pay off the ambulance driver and call his sister. I'll be there in 20. 239 00:23:30,293 --> 00:23:33,490 - Well, Freddy, nice chat. - Yeah. 240 00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:36,485 Look, I really gotta go, so, you know... 241 00:23:37,813 --> 00:23:41,647 - And... remember... - Before feast there must be famine, right? 242 00:23:42,693 --> 00:23:45,161 Yeah. See you, Freddy. 243 00:24:09,853 --> 00:24:11,047 - Hi. - Hey. 244 00:24:11,613 --> 00:24:14,525 - You OK? Your work said you were sick. - I've been better. 245 00:24:14,613 --> 00:24:15,966 - Get this. - Actually... 246 00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:18,851 I just hung out with Shad Kern. Sprimp's manager? 247 00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:22,130 Nothing's definite, but I've just finally got an in. 248 00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:24,408 - Great. - But I wanna talk about us. 249 00:24:24,493 --> 00:24:28,645 You and me the other night, that was real. You can't walk away from that. 250 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:32,009 You and Joe haven't been right. It's the same with me and Tanya. 251 00:24:32,093 --> 00:24:36,166 It'd be difficult, Joe and I being best mates, but I think Joe'd be all right... 252 00:24:36,253 --> 00:24:39,245 Freddy, listen to me. Things have changed. 253 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:42,166 - What? - There's been a complication. 254 00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:45,370 All right. What kind of complication? 255 00:24:46,173 --> 00:24:48,528 There's someone else. 256 00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:50,683 In 24 hours? 257 00:24:58,053 --> 00:25:00,089 I'm going to tell Joe. 258 00:25:00,173 --> 00:25:02,164 Wait! I'll give you a lift! 259 00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:16,129 Look at my hands. They're chick hands. 260 00:25:18,093 --> 00:25:20,812 Then one day tomorrow comes and you die. 261 00:25:20,893 --> 00:25:23,566 Everybody dies. It's... natural. 262 00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:25,844 People die all the time. 263 00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:30,202 You wanna be an old, decrepit shitbag, a wrinkly little fetus-man? 264 00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:34,844 For what, Joe? To play one more song nobody'll listen to? 265 00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:38,486 With your... chick hands. 266 00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:43,885 What am I supposed to do with these hands? 267 00:25:48,893 --> 00:25:50,884 Angie. 268 00:25:53,693 --> 00:25:55,684 Hey. Hey! 269 00:25:57,253 --> 00:25:59,050 Wow. 270 00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:02,728 - You have to try this. - What? 271 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:08,251 You just pinch you main arteries like this, and hyperventilate until you pass out. 272 00:26:18,373 --> 00:26:21,410 Kate. If you need anything, like, you know, Chinese takeaway 273 00:26:21,493 --> 00:26:24,849 or someone to hold your hand, then give me a call, yeah? 274 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,201 Shit. It's Kate. 275 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,043 You'd better make yourself scarce. 276 00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,844 And who's Shad Kern? 277 00:26:58,933 --> 00:27:01,401 Just the fucking Rock Manager of the Year! 278 00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:04,326 Stool of Satan, Gutter Midgets, Lovestain. 279 00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:07,689 - And the biggest fuckin' band in the country. - Sprimp? 280 00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:10,162 - Ah, Sprimp! - Yeah, Sprimp! 281 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:15,122 I've been invited backstage after the concert to hang out with Shad and the band! 282 00:27:15,213 --> 00:27:18,569 Where's Joe? He's gonna flip when he hears this! 283 00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:24,491 - Didn't see that coming. - Joe, get off me! What are you doing?! 284 00:27:24,573 --> 00:27:27,883 You piece of dog shit! You're ramming her, aren't you? Kate! 285 00:27:27,973 --> 00:27:29,804 - Who's ramming Kate? - You're nuts! 286 00:27:29,893 --> 00:27:33,886 No, your nuts, slapping her arse while you bang her! It's your kid, isn't it? 287 00:27:33,973 --> 00:27:36,362 - No, it isn't. - Why else would she tell you first? 288 00:27:36,453 --> 00:27:39,570 - Kate's pregnant? What's going on? - This is making my head hurt! 289 00:27:39,653 --> 00:27:43,566 - How long have you been fucking her? - I didn't fuck her! We just kissed, once. 290 00:27:43,653 --> 00:27:46,042 - Shoulda put a condom on your tongue. - Lowlife! 291 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,408 - Aren't you still with Tanya? - Shut up, Bruno! 292 00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:52,042 Everybody shut up! Katie's pregnant with your kid, man - that's it! 293 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:53,725 - But you're with Tanya? - Yes. 294 00:27:53,813 --> 00:27:56,202 - Not any more. - Wait, Tan! 295 00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:58,052 Tanya! 296 00:28:10,653 --> 00:28:13,725 - We never had sex. - Funny, you could say that about us. 297 00:28:13,813 --> 00:28:18,011 Tanya, nothing happened. You know, nothing. Nada. Nyet. 298 00:28:18,093 --> 00:28:21,005 So you're saying you feel nothing for her, is that it? 299 00:28:21,093 --> 00:28:23,607 Nyet? I didn't think so. 300 00:28:23,693 --> 00:28:25,570 - Tanya, listen. - It's OK. 301 00:28:25,653 --> 00:28:29,532 I don't love you, Freddy. Come on, we're just friends anyway. 302 00:28:29,613 --> 00:28:33,447 Look, it's time to move on. New girlfriend. New bass player. 303 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:43,850 - What the fuck is in me?! - My Quick Unpick. I was looking for that. 304 00:28:43,933 --> 00:28:46,003 Quick Unpick? What the fuck is that? 305 00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:49,688 - A hook you use to unpick stitching. - Why leave that lyin' around? 306 00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:52,606 - Looks like it's in good and tight. - Can you pull it out? 307 00:28:52,693 --> 00:28:54,809 Good advice. You should've followed it. 308 00:28:54,893 --> 00:28:57,407 - Tanya, please. - OK! Jesus Christ! 309 00:28:57,493 --> 00:29:00,132 Try not to cry, all right? Bend over! 310 00:29:01,213 --> 00:29:04,762 And to think, this is how I'll always remember you. 311 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:18,250 - Freddy, I'm glad you're here. - Ex-girlfriend coming through. 312 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:21,803 Tanya... Listen, there's nothing going on. 313 00:29:28,253 --> 00:29:30,767 I told him I hadn't even kissed another guy, 314 00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:34,163 and then I remembered you, and itjust kind of slipped out. 315 00:29:34,253 --> 00:29:36,972 Then he said he always thought we were screwing around, 316 00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:40,284 so I said "Well, you can think what you like." 317 00:29:40,373 --> 00:29:43,649 - I feel awful about you and Tanya. - That's all right. 318 00:29:45,093 --> 00:29:48,085 She was always a bit of a pain in the arse. 319 00:29:48,173 --> 00:29:50,164 So, are you OK? 320 00:29:50,653 --> 00:29:53,963 Yeah. No, I... I don't know. 321 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,886 Everything's just all over the place. 322 00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,563 Things'll get better. 323 00:30:00,573 --> 00:30:03,041 You wanna come to a Sprimp concert? 324 00:30:10,693 --> 00:30:15,209 Thanks for inviting me, Freddy. Man, I love being backstage at these things. 325 00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:17,409 Sprimp are hot! 326 00:30:17,493 --> 00:30:20,451 You managed us for a year and I never asked what music you like. 327 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,411 Oh, I like all kinds of music. 328 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:37,453 OK. But this could be our last chance to keep the band together, so don't screw it up. 329 00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:39,364 There he is. 330 00:30:42,013 --> 00:30:45,449 Yeah. Some notes. For your pitch. 331 00:30:46,893 --> 00:30:49,771 Has this had any contact with your rectum? 332 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:56,563 St Peter says "That's the bad news. Karen Carpenter's on drums!" 333 00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:58,651 Shad. 334 00:30:59,853 --> 00:31:03,482 Guys, this is Teddy. Says he's got a killer band, ain't that right, Teddy? 335 00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:06,292 Freddy. I dig your work, guys. 336 00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:10,286 What's a killer band got to do to get you to manage 'em? 337 00:31:10,373 --> 00:31:13,683 Well, you've got to have a shit-hot demo with a new sound. 338 00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:17,243 - That's how Toby here got my attention. - No, forget that. 339 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:21,485 Make sure this bastard comes to your next gig, huh? 340 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,288 And don't take no for an answer. 341 00:31:24,373 --> 00:31:27,092 It's rock and roll, dude. 342 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,644 Knock 'em dead, guys. 343 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,801 How you doin'? 344 00:31:36,413 --> 00:31:38,404 So, seriously, what does a guy... 345 00:31:38,493 --> 00:31:42,406 What does a guy with a killer band have to do to get Shad Kern to manage them? 346 00:31:42,493 --> 00:31:45,690 They've got a sound. A unique fucking sound. 347 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,843 - I can guarantee it. - What the fuck is this? 348 00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:49,844 - Just Bruno, our roadie. - Co-manager. 349 00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:51,924 - Enjoy the gig. - What are you doing? 350 00:31:52,013 --> 00:31:54,573 Ladies and gentlemen, Sprimp! 351 00:32:02,493 --> 00:32:05,849 Shad, wait. I could've sold you out with that redhead, but I didn't. 352 00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:09,130 Your thanks is to fob me off with backstage passes to this show? 353 00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:11,488 On the street, these guys are a fuckin' joke. 354 00:32:11,573 --> 00:32:15,964 All I wanted was for you to hear us play. Anyway, it's your loss, man. 355 00:32:16,253 --> 00:32:19,768 Call my office, tell me where you're playing, and I'll be there. 356 00:32:23,453 --> 00:32:26,763 You won't be disappointed, Shad! Mr Kern! 357 00:32:40,973 --> 00:32:43,885 The wait. My favourite part. 358 00:32:43,973 --> 00:32:46,533 Will she come on like a tiger in slow motion, 359 00:32:46,613 --> 00:32:49,764 or fast and rude like a raging hand grenade of bliss? 360 00:32:49,853 --> 00:32:53,732 Prepare to surrender. Prepare to lose all control. 361 00:32:54,053 --> 00:32:59,411 Come on, baby, give it to me. Give me a ten, an arse-kicking, perfect high. 362 00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:02,326 Tighten, release. Breathe in, breathe out. 363 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:07,533 This is the one. It's gonna be the one. Go, ten. Come on, baby, go! 364 00:33:19,973 --> 00:33:21,088 Oh, shit! 365 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,730 Sorry, man. Thought you were Satan. 366 00:33:25,853 --> 00:33:29,163 Mate, take my advice. Talk to her. 367 00:33:29,253 --> 00:33:33,610 Remember, chicks say "I hate your guts," and they mean "Buy me a dozen roses." 368 00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:39,802 "I never wanna see your face again" means "If you make me laugh, I might blow you." 369 00:33:40,413 --> 00:33:42,643 You get my drift? 370 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,688 Do you love her? 371 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:48,446 Then go out there and get her back. 372 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:52,242 - You're right. Fuck it! You're right. - Now you're talking! 373 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,569 And here. 374 00:33:56,013 --> 00:33:58,322 It'll help take the edge off. 375 00:34:29,453 --> 00:34:31,728 Bugger off! 376 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:08,645 "You and me and baby makes three, 377 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,724 love, Papa"?! 378 00:35:19,613 --> 00:35:22,047 - We agreed... - I've agreed to stick with the band 379 00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:23,964 on a strictly professional basis. 380 00:35:24,053 --> 00:35:26,521 - What about Joe? - Screw him for not turning up today. 381 00:35:26,613 --> 00:35:29,844 - Whoa, mate, he's just pissed off. - You did pork his old lady. 382 00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:32,128 I didn't pork his old lady! 383 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:35,364 Look, if you can get Shad Kern to manage us, even I'd pork ya. 384 00:35:35,453 --> 00:35:37,683 Look, can we just get this wet dream right? 385 00:35:37,773 --> 00:35:40,333 So this Kern guy, he wants to sign us? 386 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:44,122 He wants to hear us play. Whatever, he's on the hook. All we need is a gig. 387 00:35:44,213 --> 00:35:47,523 Great. It's "magical mystery gig that'll never happen" time again. 388 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,286 - Thommo's gonna rent us this place. - Brilliant. 389 00:35:50,373 --> 00:35:54,685 And that parsimonious prick is doing this to win the Nobel Prize for Humanity? 390 00:35:54,773 --> 00:35:56,968 Yeah. And 1200 bucks. 391 00:35:57,973 --> 00:36:01,932 That's all we've gotta guarantee him. We keep the door and get drinks at staff prices. 392 00:36:02,013 --> 00:36:04,846 - Cool. - But where are we gonna get 1200 bucks? 393 00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:09,286 - Can't you sell some of your pills? - No way. That makes me a pusher, amigo. 394 00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:12,012 - Tan, what about your parents? - No. 395 00:36:12,093 --> 00:36:16,052 - God. Next stupid idea? - I've got one. 396 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:20,843 There's no point even talking about it unless we know that Joe's in. 397 00:36:22,773 --> 00:36:27,449 - Bust up? Go back with that slut? - Kate is not a slut. 398 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:32,049 That's why she's got her tongue down the throat of your best friend. 399 00:36:35,013 --> 00:36:38,972 - Angie, don't. - Let's ask Little Joe what he thinks. 400 00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:41,764 Stop it. 401 00:36:55,613 --> 00:37:00,084 - Oh, g'day, big fella. Joe's upstairs. - Thanks, Kev. How you keepin', man? 402 00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:04,132 Tops, matey. I'd forgotten how good cornflakes were. 403 00:37:04,213 --> 00:37:06,329 This is... It's not normal, Angie. 404 00:37:06,413 --> 00:37:09,246 - Fuck normal. Who wants normal? - I do. 405 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:14,407 And Kate's normal. Having a baby is normal. I need lots of... normal. 406 00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:20,171 Do you always ejaculate over a girl when you're trying to break up with her? 407 00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:23,563 It's original, I'll give you that. 408 00:37:23,653 --> 00:37:26,884 Are you crazy? Put some antiseptic on it. Jesus. 409 00:37:27,173 --> 00:37:32,327 Think you can get rid of me? You'll never get rid of me, Joe. Ever. 410 00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:37,089 Look, you are a mind-blowing fuck, but we have to cool it, OK? 411 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,801 What do you want? What? 412 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:46,165 You idiot. Katie's pregnant and you're cheating on her. 413 00:37:46,253 --> 00:37:47,891 No, I'm not. 414 00:37:48,053 --> 00:37:51,648 Look, not now. I was just breaking up with her, all right? 415 00:37:51,733 --> 00:37:54,645 I came to tell you Sprimp's manager wants to see a gig. 416 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,452 You gotta come up with 240 bucks, fast. 417 00:37:57,533 --> 00:38:00,969 - You don't deserve her, man. - Oh, and you do? 418 00:38:01,053 --> 00:38:06,889 Oh, Freddy? Try and use this against me with Kate and you can forget the fucking band. 419 00:38:07,213 --> 00:38:09,443 I mean it. 420 00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:27,210 I can't guarantee they'll be 100% smooth, but your donations will really help my research. 421 00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:29,966 I'm a seven-foot-tall blonde Amazon goddess 422 00:38:30,053 --> 00:38:33,887 with violet eyes and breasts so big they meet behind my back. 423 00:38:43,173 --> 00:38:45,164 No, mate. 424 00:38:48,613 --> 00:38:49,887 Sod off! 425 00:38:49,973 --> 00:38:52,533 I can't guarantee they'll be 100% smooth... 426 00:38:58,453 --> 00:39:02,492 Fuck you too, you degenerate floating cake of whale shit! Jesus! 427 00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:04,803 You sexy degenerate, you. 428 00:39:08,293 --> 00:39:09,692 Here you go. 429 00:39:39,773 --> 00:39:43,243 That's not an official Wilderness Society suit! You're a fake! 430 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:45,324 - You're the fake. - You're dead! 431 00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:47,404 Fuck you, man! 432 00:39:51,413 --> 00:39:53,643 And don't come back! 433 00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:04,762 This time Joe's gone too far. 434 00:40:04,853 --> 00:40:07,686 He's deluded himself before, but not like this. 435 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:12,246 Why does he always say things he doesn't really mean? 436 00:40:12,973 --> 00:40:16,443 I mean, could he think about my feelings forjust a minute? 437 00:40:19,173 --> 00:40:22,882 It's like at a party when there's one piece of cheese left on the plate. 438 00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:27,842 The person next to you obviously wants it, but makes a point of offering it to you first. 439 00:40:27,933 --> 00:40:30,208 Stuff like that really shits me. 440 00:40:31,853 --> 00:40:34,572 I love it when it rains. 441 00:40:34,653 --> 00:40:37,963 For a moment, everything's new again. 442 00:40:40,973 --> 00:40:43,965 ...ready to rumble! 443 00:40:44,053 --> 00:40:47,966 - You're feelin' pretty good then? - Yeah. It's what it's all about, man. 444 00:40:48,053 --> 00:40:50,806 We'll remember this night for ever. 445 00:40:57,533 --> 00:40:59,125 Dumplings? 446 00:41:04,053 --> 00:41:08,524 - It's great. Things are going so well for you. - Yeah, well, we've only raised 100 bucks. 447 00:41:08,613 --> 00:41:10,968 You'll get there. 448 00:41:12,453 --> 00:41:16,765 I was just worried you and Joe were gonna bust up the band over all this. 449 00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:20,611 So, have you finished that song we wrote? 450 00:41:20,693 --> 00:41:23,002 The killer opener? 451 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:27,288 - I'm still working on it. - Think it'll turn out OK? 452 00:41:28,013 --> 00:41:30,004 I hope so. 453 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,049 Some days, don't you wish you could just escape? 454 00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:55,690 Joe and I are over. 455 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:59,085 - How did he take it? - He doesn't know yet. 456 00:41:59,173 --> 00:42:04,293 It's the right thing for both of us. He just hasn't been around for me to tell him. 457 00:42:04,373 --> 00:42:08,844 - Sorry, you were saying? - No. It's nothing. 458 00:42:08,933 --> 00:42:11,049 Nothing. Hey, you want the last one? 459 00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:13,488 - No, no, you... - Yeah, you do. 460 00:42:17,053 --> 00:42:20,125 You reckon anybody likes fortune cookies? 461 00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:29,685 Joe. 462 00:42:30,053 --> 00:42:32,692 - Where've you been? - The family planning centre. 463 00:42:32,773 --> 00:42:35,367 They suggested that the father-to-be... 464 00:42:40,013 --> 00:42:43,403 - Father-to-be? - Yeah. That he watch something for 24 hours. 465 00:42:43,493 --> 00:42:47,042 - Teaches responsibility. - What are you talking about? 466 00:42:47,653 --> 00:42:52,124 Meet Melly. Most blokes only look after it for a day, I'm gonna do it for a whole month. 467 00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:54,283 - Joe... - Just watch me. 468 00:42:54,373 --> 00:42:58,605 I'll get my shit together, you'll see. I will not let her out of my sight, ever. 469 00:42:58,693 --> 00:43:04,086 Joe, what you're doing is great. But you and me, the way that it's been... 470 00:43:04,173 --> 00:43:06,448 I've changed. You'll see. 471 00:43:06,533 --> 00:43:11,448 It's not gonna work. It's over. 472 00:43:11,533 --> 00:43:14,093 Freddy's not the guy for you, Kate. I know he's not. 473 00:43:14,173 --> 00:43:17,245 - Please, Joe, don't do this. - Just give me a chance, OK? 474 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:19,767 I can be normal. Watch me. 475 00:43:20,653 --> 00:43:22,883 It's nap time. 476 00:43:22,973 --> 00:43:25,203 So we'll see you later. 477 00:43:26,173 --> 00:43:30,007 Everything's gonna be fine. I guarantee it. 478 00:43:43,493 --> 00:43:46,724 You were right, Freddy. They didn't even check the date. 479 00:43:46,813 --> 00:43:49,532 Brunes. Brunes! Focus. 480 00:43:49,613 --> 00:43:53,765 The idea is to get Shad to come to rehearsal, save a thousand bucks, yeah? 481 00:43:53,853 --> 00:43:56,162 He'll be on the side of the stage. Wait here. 482 00:43:56,253 --> 00:43:58,244 - What if I see him first? - Find me. 483 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,403 - What if there's no time? - Find me. 484 00:44:06,373 --> 00:44:08,841 No cheating. Shadling! 485 00:44:09,693 --> 00:44:12,412 - You said you'd listen to the whole demo. - Baby. 486 00:44:12,813 --> 00:44:15,452 You know I think you've got a great sound. 487 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:18,764 - Then manage me. - I'll manage you... 488 00:44:22,253 --> 00:44:24,448 ...if you leave Toby. 489 00:44:25,373 --> 00:44:28,012 That's so romantic. 490 00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:34,565 But you know that's not an option. We don't wanna rock the boat, do we? 491 00:44:37,973 --> 00:44:41,249 I think you should listen to track two. 492 00:45:02,213 --> 00:45:04,522 Oh, hey. Shad. 493 00:45:04,613 --> 00:45:07,889 - It's Bruno. In-A-Pinch Management? - Oh, yeah... 494 00:45:07,973 --> 00:45:11,568 Shad, look, I know you said you'd come to our next gig and all, 495 00:45:11,653 --> 00:45:15,282 but we thought maybe you'd like to come to a rehearsal instead, you know? 496 00:45:15,373 --> 00:45:19,002 - Get ajump on the whole... - C'mon, baby, don't play with me now. 497 00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:21,653 You really do have to hear them live... 498 00:45:22,773 --> 00:45:25,526 - Shad, is this a good time for you? - No! 499 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,009 Don't you dare tease me! 500 00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:30,402 Yeah! The demo rocks! 501 00:45:30,493 --> 00:45:34,406 - What do you mean... Oh! Ah! A demo? - Fuck, yes! 502 00:45:34,493 --> 00:45:40,125 - The truth is, we can't afford to do a demo... - I love the demo! Oh, give it to me. 503 00:45:40,213 --> 00:45:44,729 - You're saying you'd give it a serious listen? - Now you've got it! Oh, here we go! 504 00:45:44,813 --> 00:45:49,443 I get it! We're just going to have to get you one then! You won't be sorry, Shad. 505 00:45:57,373 --> 00:45:59,762 I'll be in touch, all right? 506 00:46:07,493 --> 00:46:10,485 I'll get the contracts drawn up tomorrow. 507 00:46:14,613 --> 00:46:17,571 They caught you in the make-up room, so they checked the pass. 508 00:46:17,653 --> 00:46:20,531 What's it matter? Now we know what Shad wants - a demo. 509 00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:24,242 Great. Now instead of finding a grand, we've gotta find three! 510 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,892 You are not gonna believe what Joe's gone and done. 511 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,328 - So you know? - You've met his little friend? 512 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,688 - Yeah. Katie, I'm so sorry. - You are? 513 00:47:30,773 --> 00:47:33,367 Course. Couldn't believe he screwed around on you. 514 00:47:33,453 --> 00:47:37,207 I tried to tell you, but a plane flew over, and you said it was over anyway, 515 00:47:37,293 --> 00:47:41,571 so I figured the band was going really well, and Shad wanted to... 516 00:47:42,533 --> 00:47:44,569 You didn't know? 517 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:49,852 I came to talk to you about Joe buying a melon as a baby substitute, 518 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:53,892 but you're telling me that all this time he's been having an affair, 519 00:47:53,973 --> 00:47:59,889 and you didn't tell me about it for the sake of your worthless fucking band? 520 00:47:59,973 --> 00:48:03,522 - Yeah, but... - How selfish can you get? 521 00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:07,447 To think I actually thought that you and I... 522 00:48:07,533 --> 00:48:09,808 But that was all bullshit. 523 00:48:09,893 --> 00:48:12,282 No, that was real! I understand how you feel... 524 00:48:12,373 --> 00:48:14,933 Freddy, you have no idea. 525 00:48:15,013 --> 00:48:17,163 I trusted you. 526 00:48:21,973 --> 00:48:24,009 How do you open this fucking door? 527 00:48:24,093 --> 00:48:26,163 Just pull it. 528 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,492 Breaking up's the best thing that ever happened to me. 529 00:49:05,573 --> 00:49:10,328 Free to roam, free to rage, free to have a freakin' orgasm occasionally... 530 00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:12,529 What's wrong with guys today? 531 00:49:12,613 --> 00:49:16,401 They couldn't find their way around a supermarket, let alone a woman's body. 532 00:49:16,493 --> 00:49:20,930 Oh, my God. Feeding time on the Planet of the Apes. 533 00:49:21,013 --> 00:49:25,962 Oh, shit, Tan. If only it wasn't so tragically hip to be bi these days. 534 00:49:28,213 --> 00:49:31,523 To subjugate is to make subservient or submissive. 535 00:49:31,813 --> 00:49:34,008 - False. - Incorrect. 536 00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:38,691 Precognition is the ability to see into the future. 537 00:49:38,773 --> 00:49:41,890 What, like me and you going out on a date or something? 538 00:49:41,973 --> 00:49:44,612 Dream on, dickhead. 539 00:49:52,213 --> 00:49:54,408 - Hello? - Katie, it's me... 540 00:50:00,813 --> 00:50:03,088 Oh, what?! 541 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:11,202 - Aha! A hole in one, right there. - One-night stands seem weird to me. 542 00:50:11,293 --> 00:50:14,922 Sex with a stranger is the thrill of the unexpected. 543 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,049 One minute you're sitting in a pub, 544 00:50:17,133 --> 00:50:21,092 the next, you're buck naked with a tongue rooting around your bunghole. 545 00:50:21,173 --> 00:50:25,564 Maybe I don't feel like planting my heels on the ceiling and yelling "Come and get it!" 546 00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:28,565 Sexual frustration can be frustrating. 547 00:50:28,653 --> 00:50:30,848 - Have you seen what's going on? - No. 548 00:50:30,933 --> 00:50:34,209 Thommo? What's the story? 549 00:50:34,293 --> 00:50:37,091 What story would that be, Freddo? 550 00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:42,363 Ah. Well, laddie, once upon a time there was a barman named Thommo, 551 00:50:42,453 --> 00:50:47,481 who got sick of selling alcoholic refreshment to losers and half-wits in a shit part of town. 552 00:50:47,573 --> 00:50:51,009 So he sold half his equity to the evil development man, 553 00:50:51,093 --> 00:50:54,130 who turned around and filled his joint with pokies. 554 00:50:54,213 --> 00:50:56,488 And then Thommo lived happily ever after, 555 00:50:56,573 --> 00:51:00,248 sailing around the world on his gigantic fuckin' yacht. 556 00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:03,643 What's more important, Thommo? Us? We've supported you for years. 557 00:51:03,733 --> 00:51:06,167 Or pimpin' out your pub for a quick buck? 558 00:51:06,253 --> 00:51:09,404 - What about the bands, man? - What about 'em? 559 00:51:09,493 --> 00:51:14,613 I now officially consider you the enemy. Come on, guys, let's get outta here. 560 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,206 I'll send you a postcard, you dick. 561 00:51:22,293 --> 00:51:24,443 God, a demo? They're so expensive! 562 00:51:24,533 --> 00:51:26,888 Shad was practically begging me for it. 563 00:51:26,973 --> 00:51:31,444 - Jeez, Tan, we can't pass this up. - Yeah. Come on. 564 00:51:32,053 --> 00:51:34,613 No! The answer's no. 565 00:51:34,693 --> 00:51:37,287 Come on. You know how tight they are. 566 00:51:37,373 --> 00:51:41,924 Look, any money given comes with serious psychological strings attached. 567 00:51:44,173 --> 00:51:47,643 All right! But we do it my way or we don't do it at all. 568 00:51:47,733 --> 00:51:50,770 And you all have to be there. Even Joe. 569 00:51:53,973 --> 00:51:57,807 Told you she'd crack. Just have to put the pressure on. 570 00:52:01,693 --> 00:52:05,447 - Kate? Nah, nah. Cornflakes? - No, I'm good. 571 00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:09,572 Nah, the only time Kate came round was to drop off a garbage bag full of Joe's stuff. 572 00:52:09,653 --> 00:52:11,848 She didn't wanna talk to him. 573 00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:14,083 - All right. Thanks, Kev. - Freddy... 574 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:18,132 - He really screwed it up good, didn't he? - Yeah. We both did. 575 00:52:18,213 --> 00:52:22,684 Well, we're musos. We're meant to screw up when it comes to women. 576 00:52:23,453 --> 00:52:26,331 I'll see you around, Kev. 577 00:52:33,813 --> 00:52:35,531 Hey. 578 00:52:41,013 --> 00:52:43,447 Giant Squid was pretty cool, hey? 579 00:52:43,933 --> 00:52:46,925 - Remember that gig we played... - You're being rude. 580 00:52:47,013 --> 00:52:49,573 - What? - You didn't say hello. 581 00:52:49,653 --> 00:52:52,326 - Yeah, I did. I just said... - To Melly. 582 00:52:53,613 --> 00:52:55,649 Hey, Melly. 583 00:52:55,733 --> 00:52:59,123 - Anyway, remember the gig... - Don't try to memory-lane me. 584 00:52:59,213 --> 00:53:01,852 - We could use that feeling. - Old news, mate. 585 00:53:01,933 --> 00:53:06,529 We're better now. You and I are stronger than this bullshit, aren't we? 586 00:53:06,613 --> 00:53:09,332 Yeah, and what about you and Kate? 587 00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:12,689 For some reason, I didn't think you'd mind. 588 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,764 She's my girl. 589 00:53:14,853 --> 00:53:18,402 I know. Itjust didn't seem like it. Anyway, whatever, man. 590 00:53:18,493 --> 00:53:20,768 Look, I'm here about the band. 591 00:53:20,853 --> 00:53:24,766 This is our chance. I'm telling you, I'm gonna make this thing happen. 592 00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:27,765 And if you want to come along for the ride, then... 593 00:53:27,853 --> 00:53:29,844 well, that'd be really cool. 594 00:53:29,933 --> 00:53:31,889 It's up to you. 595 00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,847 - Great. Joe's lost it. - It's a difficult time. 596 00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:37,731 And for me. You don't see me breast-feeding mangoes. 597 00:53:37,813 --> 00:53:41,772 - Melons. - Whatever! Is the table set? 598 00:53:41,853 --> 00:53:45,368 - Maybe I should put on some music. - No, it'll just make them tense. 599 00:53:45,453 --> 00:53:49,526 Oh, guys, I'm sorry I'm late, but Melly was a little bit grumpy on the way over. 600 00:53:49,613 --> 00:53:53,003 Joe, please, no melons! Just for tonight. 601 00:53:53,093 --> 00:53:57,052 - Shouldn't little Mellys be in bed by now? - Relax! 602 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,765 Here' s to bleeding your parents dry. 603 00:54:24,013 --> 00:54:28,803 I envy you musicians. No cares, no money worries. 604 00:54:28,893 --> 00:54:31,202 No money! 605 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:49,370 Yeah. A rich guy like you must be so stressed out 606 00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:52,889 you can't even take a dump without an accountant present. 607 00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:55,963 Yeah! Yeah. 608 00:55:00,853 --> 00:55:04,163 - Freddy, could you give me a hand, please? - Sure. 609 00:55:04,253 --> 00:55:06,244 Excuse me. 610 00:55:08,853 --> 00:55:12,323 This is all wrong. There's no way I can ask them for money tonight. 611 00:55:12,413 --> 00:55:15,962 C'mon, chill, Tan. You can do it. Ease us through. 612 00:55:16,053 --> 00:55:18,408 We'll murder Lucy later. 613 00:55:24,413 --> 00:55:28,850 - Goin' pretty well out there, eh? - I feel kind of weird, man. 614 00:55:28,933 --> 00:55:31,447 An early phase that passes. 615 00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:33,683 - What? - Nothin'. 616 00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:37,888 All right, I slipped something in the shots. You guys needed to relax. 617 00:55:37,973 --> 00:55:40,533 - Dude, I'm hallucinating! - Impossible. 618 00:55:40,853 --> 00:55:44,243 Be cool. Trust me, it's very mild. Look at me. 619 00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:47,645 I'm as solid as a rock. 620 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:57,532 I'm so glad you came over, because I wanted to say thank you for everything you've done. 621 00:55:57,613 --> 00:56:01,003 But there's also something that I wanted to ask you. Um... 622 00:56:01,093 --> 00:56:03,084 Tan! Your head! 623 00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:10,330 - Is your friend all right, Tanya? - He does that. 624 00:56:11,613 --> 00:56:15,845 Anyway, what I wanted to mention was that we've got an opportunity to cut a demo... 625 00:56:15,933 --> 00:56:18,652 I'm sorry. I don't understand. What kind of a demo? 626 00:56:18,733 --> 00:56:21,122 You know, like a sampler of our music... 627 00:56:21,213 --> 00:56:24,967 We've got to be clear that uni comes first - that's a career. 628 00:56:25,053 --> 00:56:28,841 The band comes second - that's a hobby. You've got to prioritise. 629 00:57:29,453 --> 00:57:32,604 - What the fuck is happening? - Tanya, listen carefully. 630 00:57:32,693 --> 00:57:36,652 This is liquid ecstasy. It produces a subtle feeling of well-being. 631 00:57:36,733 --> 00:57:40,362 This is some hardcore LSD I forgot I had in my kit. 632 00:57:40,453 --> 00:57:44,571 I'm gonna rip open your skull and piss in the cavity where your brain should be! 633 00:57:44,653 --> 00:57:46,211 Tan! Don't move! 634 00:57:48,413 --> 00:57:51,723 - My parents, you dickhead! - They're clean. So's Joe. 635 00:57:54,133 --> 00:57:56,852 Hello, boys and girls! Guess who! 636 00:57:57,693 --> 00:57:59,923 Oh, this shit is kind of robust. 637 00:58:00,013 --> 00:58:03,642 That's right. We're gonna dance all night, dance all day. 638 00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:08,363 Fire extinguisher! Someone call the fire brigade! 639 00:58:08,453 --> 00:58:10,842 In here, Freddy! 640 00:58:16,133 --> 00:58:18,169 Freddy, I trusted you. 641 00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:21,726 You can't have my soul! Die, fucker, die! 642 00:58:28,053 --> 00:58:30,044 Tanya? Sweetie? Are you OK? 643 00:58:30,133 --> 00:58:32,772 Don't come in here! There's been a bit of a problem. 644 00:58:32,853 --> 00:58:36,129 - Tanya, what's going on? - We think the macadamia nuts are off. 645 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:40,450 - Tanya, darling, should we call a doctor? - No, no doctors. 646 00:58:40,533 --> 00:58:45,323 We just need to have a vomit and a lie-down. I'll just give you a call in the morning. 647 00:58:45,413 --> 00:58:48,485 It's OK, Tan. Joe's still out there. 648 00:58:48,933 --> 00:58:51,925 Excuse me. Do you have any idea what's going on here, son? 649 00:58:52,013 --> 00:58:55,528 Aw! My melon's got a pooey nappy. 650 00:59:11,653 --> 00:59:16,408 20 years ago, a groupie would've washed my undergruns for free. 651 00:59:16,493 --> 00:59:18,484 Just to sniff 'em. 652 00:59:20,453 --> 00:59:25,447 Ah, the memories. Now I hang around here for hours every laundry day, 653 00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:29,367 praying that the blonde with the double serving of funbags will show up 654 00:59:29,453 --> 00:59:35,050 so I can watch her unmentionables flip-flop around in the fuckin' dryer. 655 00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:41,768 What kind of a dad am I? 656 00:59:43,493 --> 00:59:46,212 She's just rotting away back here. 657 00:59:53,053 --> 00:59:55,692 You can sell her. Use the cash to make that demo. 658 00:59:55,773 --> 00:59:58,128 - You've got to be kidding. - No. Come on, take it. 659 00:59:58,213 --> 01:00:03,685 - Not for this demo. It's not worth it. - Come on, son. Let me give you somethin'. 660 01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:07,805 She's just rotting away back here. 661 01:00:11,173 --> 01:00:13,846 You can sell her. Use the cash to make your demo. 662 01:00:13,933 --> 01:00:18,131 - Hang on, Kevin, you can't... - I know, I know. We've had some good times. 663 01:00:18,773 --> 01:00:21,207 Great times. 664 01:00:21,293 --> 01:00:23,648 But, you know, they're all up here. 665 01:00:23,733 --> 01:00:26,964 Nothin' sadder than an old rocker that doesn't know when to quit. 666 01:00:27,053 --> 01:00:30,090 Unless you're the Stones, of course. 667 01:00:30,173 --> 01:00:32,528 You know what I mean? 668 01:00:32,613 --> 01:00:35,923 Tan, hey. It's not Freddy's idea. This is somethin' I wanna do. 669 01:00:36,013 --> 01:00:38,129 - I didn't make him do it. - We didn't make him. 670 01:00:38,213 --> 01:00:43,082 - Are you speaking for him now? - I was just saying it wasn't my idea... 671 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:48,247 You don't get it, do you? This is your time. Right now. You've got to grab it. 672 01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:50,324 You've gotta grab it... 673 01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:52,404 With both hands... 674 01:00:52,493 --> 01:00:54,290 And don't let go-ooh! 675 01:00:54,373 --> 01:00:56,603 Don't let go-oh! 676 01:00:58,733 --> 01:01:03,045 Oh, man. I know someone who'd kill his own mother to get his hands on one of these. 677 01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,488 Good, Luce. Let him know it's for sale. 678 01:01:05,573 --> 01:01:07,370 Kev, you rock. 679 01:01:25,773 --> 01:01:27,092 Kate. 680 01:01:27,173 --> 01:01:29,289 God, don't do that. 681 01:01:31,213 --> 01:01:33,408 How's the baby? Did you get an ultrasound? 682 01:01:33,493 --> 01:01:36,769 Listen close, Joe. Ultrasound, no. Abortion, yes. 683 01:01:36,853 --> 01:01:39,845 Yes, please, after what you've done. How was I so blind? 684 01:01:39,933 --> 01:01:42,367 Wait. An abortion? 685 01:01:42,453 --> 01:01:45,331 Jesus, don't look at me like that. I haven't done it yet. 686 01:01:45,413 --> 01:01:49,565 - You'd be murdering our kid! - Joe, you're scaring me. 687 01:01:49,653 --> 01:01:52,725 Just stop following me and leave me alone. 688 01:03:25,493 --> 01:03:27,165 Fuck, that was hot! 689 01:03:27,253 --> 01:03:31,326 - So, let's do that Cuban thing now. - No, the speed metal track. 690 01:03:31,413 --> 01:03:36,043 - No, no, why don't you do the ballad? - No, the Cuban thing shows we have range. 691 01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:48,121 - No, we're doin' the new one. - The killer opener? 692 01:03:48,213 --> 01:03:51,285 - You have a fall? We've barely rehearsed it. - We're doin' it. 693 01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:54,092 - We've got time for one more? - Sure. Over the top, dudes! 694 01:03:54,173 --> 01:03:57,085 - Rip that metal, man! - All right. Luce, count it in. 695 01:03:57,533 --> 01:03:59,171 One, two, three, four! 696 01:04:02,053 --> 01:04:06,285 Yeah, so you split your mortgage between fixed and variable 697 01:04:06,373 --> 01:04:09,171 and you refinance when the interest drops. 698 01:04:10,253 --> 01:04:12,483 More attitude, guys. Stronger. 699 01:04:14,053 --> 01:04:16,647 Scarlet, about that studio. 700 01:04:18,613 --> 01:04:22,845 Scarlet. About that studio I wanted you to see. I've organised it for later. 701 01:04:22,933 --> 01:04:27,484 Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention. Toby and I are going to the Channel X party. 702 01:04:27,573 --> 01:04:31,122 - You could come with us. - Yeah, man, you should come. 703 01:04:33,813 --> 01:04:35,849 - Yeah? - Shad, it's Freddy. 704 01:04:35,933 --> 01:04:39,050 "Feast and famine" Freddy? I've got the demo we talked about. 705 01:04:39,373 --> 01:04:41,409 Did we? 706 01:04:41,493 --> 01:04:46,169 I guess we did. Why don't you drop it into my office and I'll listen to it ASAP. 707 01:04:46,253 --> 01:04:50,610 Fuck it, can you get it to me personally? I may be looking for some real talent. 708 01:04:50,693 --> 01:04:53,207 - OK. - I'll meet you where I left my wallet. 709 01:04:53,293 --> 01:04:56,569 The Palace? OK, ten o'clock. I'll see you there, Shad! 710 01:04:56,653 --> 01:04:58,644 Yeah! 711 01:05:00,453 --> 01:05:03,729 With me and Freddy pimpin' the band, you'll be the talk of the town! 712 01:05:03,813 --> 01:05:06,122 No, fuck it. The world! 713 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:09,041 - Come on, then. - Kick arse! 714 01:05:09,133 --> 01:05:11,852 - Brunes, I want to talk to you about that. - What about? 715 01:05:11,933 --> 01:05:15,243 I thought when I give the demo to Shad, I'd do it on my own. 716 01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:18,245 - Just you and me, right? - No, just me. 717 01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:22,485 You know, I wanna schmooze him a bit, one on one. You understand that, right? 718 01:05:22,573 --> 01:05:24,564 Yeah. Sure. 719 01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:51,683 Fuck! 720 01:05:54,453 --> 01:05:57,047 I hope you don't mind. I let myself in. 721 01:05:57,133 --> 01:05:59,931 - What are you doin'? - You should give this a go. 722 01:06:00,013 --> 01:06:02,004 Red dye number two. 723 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,403 What's wrong, sugar? 724 01:06:08,493 --> 01:06:12,452 It's Kate. She's killing the baby. 725 01:06:13,093 --> 01:06:15,687 Oh. Poor sweetie. 726 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:19,893 Hug, hm? 727 01:06:20,573 --> 01:06:23,804 - That's what I said! - Now you're talking! 728 01:06:24,653 --> 01:06:26,848 Let's celebrate. They're a 7.5. 729 01:06:26,933 --> 01:06:30,403 You love to piss me off. It's not my idea of a good time. 730 01:06:30,493 --> 01:06:33,087 Try one. Might stop you rushing ahead of the beat. 731 01:06:33,173 --> 01:06:37,963 - I'm on the beat. You're the one who lags. - If you can't move, you can't groove. 732 01:06:38,053 --> 01:06:40,931 - You idiot. You say the most stupid things! - Idiot? I do not! 733 01:06:41,013 --> 01:06:44,289 - Compared to me... - You show no respect for me at all! 734 01:06:44,373 --> 01:06:48,161 - You are so fucking wrong! - You're just a rich, untalented bitch! 735 01:06:48,253 --> 01:06:49,242 Hey... 736 01:06:50,133 --> 01:06:52,442 Look... Ow! OK... 737 01:07:09,173 --> 01:07:11,971 No. Look, Tanya... 738 01:07:12,053 --> 01:07:14,044 No, man. 739 01:07:53,773 --> 01:07:55,764 Truce? 740 01:07:59,253 --> 01:08:02,643 - I know I said I wouldn't talk about us, but... - We agreed. Just a meal. 741 01:08:02,733 --> 01:08:05,008 - I have to get this off my chest. - Freddy... 742 01:08:05,093 --> 01:08:07,323 Just relax, just let me finish. 743 01:08:07,413 --> 01:08:11,452 The band's got a real shot with this, and I want you to be a part of it. 744 01:08:11,533 --> 01:08:14,172 I fucked up once. I'm not gonna do it again. 745 01:08:14,253 --> 01:08:16,642 Freddy, I understand why you did what you did. 746 01:08:16,733 --> 01:08:19,691 The band was your dream long before I was in the picture. 747 01:08:19,773 --> 01:08:23,368 - So? - What happens when you do a world tour? 748 01:08:23,453 --> 01:08:27,162 - Well, you can come. - And what do we do with the baby? 749 01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:31,569 I'm having it. 750 01:08:33,213 --> 01:08:35,204 That's cool. 751 01:08:36,173 --> 01:08:39,768 - Not a problem. - Actually, it is a problem. 752 01:08:41,253 --> 01:08:45,326 You've gotta see this thing with the band through. 753 01:08:46,253 --> 01:08:51,486 - And what about that night? - It was... a beautiful kiss. 754 01:08:55,613 --> 01:09:01,290 You're gonna meet lots of gorgeous women on the road with much less baggage than me. 755 01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:17,372 - You said nothin' was goin' on! - Stop it! 756 01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:21,048 - Nothing is going on! - Stop it! 757 01:09:25,413 --> 01:09:28,405 I should just go now. Goodbye, Freddy. 758 01:09:30,453 --> 01:09:32,523 Kate, wait. 759 01:09:53,853 --> 01:09:55,605 Joe, wait! 760 01:09:58,293 --> 01:10:00,170 Melly! 761 01:10:00,693 --> 01:10:02,684 Dada! 762 01:10:06,653 --> 01:10:10,965 Melly! What the fuck have you done, man? 763 01:10:11,053 --> 01:10:13,567 Fuck! Fuck you! 764 01:10:13,653 --> 01:10:15,644 Fuck you, too! 765 01:10:29,053 --> 01:10:32,045 Fuckin' Freddy. Ungrateful little gutter mongrel. 766 01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:35,001 I work my balls down to a stump for him and the band, 767 01:10:35,093 --> 01:10:38,210 and when the big moment comes, he express-posts me a "Fuck you" 768 01:10:38,293 --> 01:10:40,363 and steals all the glory for himself. 769 01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:42,648 No loyalty, that's his problem. 770 01:10:43,213 --> 01:10:46,728 Mm. Some Indian would be great. 771 01:10:46,813 --> 01:10:50,567 Yeah! Some vindaloo would really hit the spot. 772 01:10:51,653 --> 01:10:56,090 That's my pole she's twirlin' on. Yeah. 773 01:11:01,093 --> 01:11:03,448 - Yeah? - I need you to get to the Palace. 774 01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:09,324 Yeah? Well, guess what? Roadie hours are over for the day, so you can just fuck off! 775 01:11:09,413 --> 01:11:14,043 Stop dickin' around. It's important. I'll be there with the demo, but I've gotta find Joe. 776 01:11:14,133 --> 01:11:17,682 - I need you to stop Shad from leaving. - Bruno's onto it! 777 01:11:37,533 --> 01:11:41,242 - It's OK, sugar. - Melly! 778 01:11:44,013 --> 01:11:46,573 Hey. There's no need to be upset. 779 01:11:57,053 --> 01:11:59,613 Shad. I mean, Mr Kern. 780 01:11:59,693 --> 01:12:02,253 Bruno. In-A-Pinch Management? 781 01:12:03,813 --> 01:12:06,930 - Where's Freddy? - He's not far behind. 782 01:12:15,173 --> 01:12:18,609 - Angie, I can't do this. - Of course you can. 783 01:12:20,213 --> 01:12:21,885 Oh, no. 784 01:12:41,333 --> 01:12:43,164 Joe? 785 01:12:43,893 --> 01:12:45,884 Joe! 786 01:12:46,893 --> 01:12:49,566 Joe, what are you doin', man? 787 01:12:52,613 --> 01:12:55,127 - Where's Angie? - What are you talkin' about? 788 01:12:55,973 --> 01:12:58,362 - Angie! - Joe, there's no one here. 789 01:12:59,693 --> 01:13:02,765 - Where... where is she? - Just let me help you. 790 01:13:04,893 --> 01:13:07,361 Don't tell anyone, OK? 791 01:13:07,453 --> 01:13:09,648 Just don't tell anyone! 792 01:13:17,133 --> 01:13:19,488 Shit! Freddy's coming! 793 01:13:23,693 --> 01:13:26,412 Joe! Joe! 794 01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:32,930 How'd it go with Shad? 795 01:13:36,133 --> 01:13:40,490 You guys seen Joe? I'm really worried about him, man. He's acting really weird. 796 01:13:40,573 --> 01:13:43,531 Joe? Joe? 797 01:13:44,173 --> 01:13:48,405 - You checked the house? - You're right, babe. Maybe he's in the house. 798 01:13:48,493 --> 01:13:50,484 Babe? 799 01:13:53,253 --> 01:13:56,882 - Has the whole fucking world gone insane? - What's the problem, Freddy? 800 01:13:56,973 --> 01:13:59,248 - We broke up. - I don't give a shit about that. 801 01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:01,528 Joe's really flipped out. I'm serious. 802 01:14:03,413 --> 01:14:07,122 - Hello? - Freddy, someone here wants to talk to you. 803 01:14:07,813 --> 01:14:10,611 - Listen, you little fuckwit... - Shad. I'm sorry... 804 01:14:10,693 --> 01:14:15,847 There are rules, Freddy. And one of them is, don't fuck with my time. 805 01:14:15,933 --> 01:14:21,451 Get your arse here before I finish my drink or be prepared for a very long famine! 806 01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:27,486 Fellas, can you give us a hand? It's Joe. Won't answer his door. 807 01:14:28,053 --> 01:14:29,771 Joey! 808 01:14:31,173 --> 01:14:33,209 Oh, Jesus! Joey! 809 01:14:33,293 --> 01:14:35,682 - Not you too! - Kev, give us some room. 810 01:14:35,773 --> 01:14:37,968 - Joey! - Call an ambulance. 811 01:14:38,053 --> 01:14:40,044 - What's he taken? - That. 812 01:14:40,133 --> 01:14:42,693 - Sleeping tablets. Sedatives. - What do I do? 813 01:14:42,773 --> 01:14:45,003 - We need an ambulance. - Joey! 814 01:14:45,093 --> 01:14:49,689 - He's got a pulse, mate. He's got a pulse. - I don't know. He's taken them all. 815 01:14:50,613 --> 01:14:52,604 I'm goin' with him. 816 01:15:08,533 --> 01:15:10,569 Damn. 817 01:15:11,653 --> 01:15:13,928 You saved his life, man. 818 01:15:25,773 --> 01:15:29,049 Can we have some music in here to drown that shit out?! 819 01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:40,768 Take a hike, loser. 820 01:16:00,733 --> 01:16:02,849 Fuck! 821 01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:33,042 You fuck! I'm gonna kill you! 822 01:16:42,253 --> 01:16:48,169 After that, everything just turned to shit. Joe, the band, my hopes for Katie... 823 01:16:48,853 --> 01:16:52,209 The strange thing was, I still had this need to play. 824 01:16:52,293 --> 01:16:56,332 Music is a great thing to lose yourself in. And, man, was I lost. 825 01:17:48,613 --> 01:17:52,970 Give it up for the rockin' sounds of Alternate Current. 826 01:18:05,573 --> 01:18:10,010 Oh, no, this is OK. The pay's pretty good and... killer crowds... 827 01:18:10,573 --> 01:18:12,689 I was sittin' right there. 828 01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:15,168 I hear Joe's doin' better. 829 01:18:15,253 --> 01:18:18,370 - Do you hear from the others much? - No, it's over. 830 01:18:18,453 --> 01:18:21,684 Kind of figure I should just lay low for a while, you know? 831 01:18:21,773 --> 01:18:25,402 - Hey, Bon! You're the king! - It's just an act, mate. Fuck off! 832 01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:27,848 Oh, yeah? Fuck you, dickhead. 833 01:18:28,653 --> 01:18:32,441 Now, look. The real reason I'm here, I've got some great news. 834 01:18:33,053 --> 01:18:36,363 - You got us a gig? - Who told you? 835 01:18:41,373 --> 01:18:44,285 - Are you serious? - Does dog shit love shoes? 836 01:18:44,893 --> 01:18:48,363 See? There you are. Right there. 837 01:18:48,453 --> 01:18:50,967 When I saw it I thought it was a printing error. 838 01:18:51,053 --> 01:18:54,045 No error. You guys are booked to play at Homebake! 839 01:18:54,133 --> 01:18:57,443 - This is our chance to really cook! - I don't understand, man. 840 01:18:57,533 --> 01:19:00,605 It was Destiny. That's only her stage name, of course. 841 01:19:00,933 --> 01:19:04,767 My friend Destiny, her brother, he books all the bands for Homebake. 842 01:19:04,853 --> 01:19:08,846 It was under my nose all along! She hooked me up just like that. Totally. 843 01:19:08,933 --> 01:19:11,970 Bruno makes a promise, Bruno delivers. 844 01:19:16,133 --> 01:19:18,363 Here you are, Joe. 845 01:19:20,413 --> 01:19:23,132 Lucy always said I'd find my perfect 10 sometime. 846 01:19:23,213 --> 01:19:26,171 Bingo. Prozac. 847 01:19:29,293 --> 01:19:31,887 - So, Homebake, eh? - Yeah. 848 01:19:31,973 --> 01:19:34,692 Kev said they're thinking of letting you out soon. 849 01:19:34,773 --> 01:19:37,446 No. I don't think I'm ready for it. 850 01:19:38,293 --> 01:19:42,411 You guys should still do it. I won't be pissed off, man, I promise. 851 01:19:42,493 --> 01:19:47,806 Hey, haven't you always said guitarists were as common as flies around a sheep's arse? 852 01:19:47,893 --> 01:19:49,963 Been practising? 853 01:19:50,053 --> 01:19:54,126 Kate brought it over. I haven't picked it up yet. I'll get there. 854 01:19:54,893 --> 01:19:57,487 - How's she going? - Good. 855 01:19:57,573 --> 01:20:03,364 She said technically I never really cheated on her. It was more of a mind fuck, really. 856 01:20:06,253 --> 01:20:09,643 - Listen, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, man. - It's OK. 857 01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,293 It was down to me, nobody else. 858 01:20:12,373 --> 01:20:14,807 Things are a lot clearer now. 859 01:20:16,693 --> 01:20:20,481 So, you thought of giving it another shot with Kate? 860 01:20:21,853 --> 01:20:25,607 You've been having way too much of that Prozac, dude. 861 01:20:27,413 --> 01:20:30,928 Hey. I just thought of a guitarist. 862 01:20:31,613 --> 01:20:37,210 I can't, fellas. Shit, I'd love to, but... I haven't been on stage in 15 years. 863 01:20:37,293 --> 01:20:39,932 Oh, come on. You know all the songs. 864 01:20:40,013 --> 01:20:42,447 - No, I can't. - Luce. 865 01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:48,088 Man, my baby! 866 01:20:48,173 --> 01:20:52,451 I bought it back off the guy I sold it to. The bastard drove a hard bargain though. 867 01:20:52,533 --> 01:20:54,524 C'mon, Kev! 868 01:20:56,173 --> 01:20:58,323 - Yeah, OK. - Yeah! 869 01:20:59,533 --> 01:21:01,489 Yeah, Kev! 870 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:06,931 - I'm really gonna miss you. - Like I told Joe, my folks have heaps of room. 871 01:21:07,013 --> 01:21:10,562 - So, any time you guys wanna visit... - Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. 872 01:21:10,893 --> 01:21:13,123 Shame you're gonna miss the gig. 873 01:21:13,213 --> 01:21:15,568 Blame it on the movers. 874 01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:20,090 It's funny, you know. I really thought you two would make it. 875 01:21:21,493 --> 01:21:23,609 It's for the best. 876 01:21:24,373 --> 01:21:27,524 Joe's the dad. He won't be left out, I promise. 877 01:21:28,413 --> 01:21:30,973 No, I... I was talking about Freddy. 878 01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:37,844 But right now, he's really putting everything into this gig. 879 01:21:37,933 --> 01:21:42,085 Yeah. It's everything he ever wanted. He must be on a cloud. 880 01:23:15,373 --> 01:23:17,933 ...ready to rumble! 881 01:23:18,013 --> 01:23:22,768 - So you're feelin' pretty good? - Yeah, it's what it's all about, man! 882 01:23:22,853 --> 01:23:25,526 We're gonna remember this night for ever. 883 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:46,203 - Kate, it's Freddy. - This number has been disconnected. 884 01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:49,126 Please check the number and call again. 885 01:23:52,853 --> 01:23:55,447 - Are we ready? - Yeah! 886 01:23:55,533 --> 01:24:01,369 Thou, thee and this... Gonna be the hottest fucking gig ever, eh? Who's got the set list? 887 01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:03,808 - Lucy! - I ain't got it. Freddy's got it. 888 01:24:03,893 --> 01:24:06,168 - I don't have it. - Are you joking? You guys... 889 01:24:06,253 --> 01:24:09,609 - I gave it to you five minutes ago. - Don't you ever stop arguing? 890 01:24:09,693 --> 01:24:10,728 Joe! 891 01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:13,532 Think I'd miss my only chance to play at Homebake? 892 01:24:13,613 --> 01:24:15,888 Welcome home, son! 893 01:24:19,693 --> 01:24:23,732 OK, OK, come on. Schmaltzy crap later. Let's get this show on the road! 894 01:24:23,813 --> 01:24:27,522 - Ah, this is it, eh? - So where's Kate? She meeting us there? 895 01:24:27,613 --> 01:24:30,411 No. She's going to Melbourne with the movers at three. 896 01:24:30,493 --> 01:24:32,484 - Movers? - She's goin' to her parents'. 897 01:24:32,573 --> 01:24:34,928 I thought you knew, man. 898 01:24:35,013 --> 01:24:38,050 Are we ready? 899 01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:48,563 All right! Let's do it! 900 01:24:49,973 --> 01:24:51,770 Come on. 901 01:24:58,853 --> 01:25:02,448 I'm not blind, Freddy, Look, I've been scared before. 902 01:25:02,533 --> 01:25:05,570 Fuck, I've been known to crap my pants, remember? 903 01:25:06,653 --> 01:25:09,008 Don't let your fear get in the way, mate. 904 01:25:09,093 --> 01:25:13,928 The nerves'll disappear as soon as you start that first song. Guarantee it. 905 01:25:15,493 --> 01:25:16,972 Fuck it. 906 01:25:24,493 --> 01:25:26,609 That's the spirit. A short cut. 907 01:25:35,653 --> 01:25:37,723 OK, that everything, love? 908 01:25:37,813 --> 01:25:39,212 Yeah. 909 01:25:39,613 --> 01:25:43,162 Talk to me, Freddy. This isn't a short cut, is it? 910 01:25:47,173 --> 01:25:49,209 - No! - Didn't think so. 911 01:25:49,293 --> 01:25:51,761 Oh, no. No, not now, you piece of shit! 912 01:25:51,853 --> 01:25:52,922 Shit! 913 01:25:57,413 --> 01:26:00,610 Hang on a minute. This is Kate's place. 914 01:26:08,253 --> 01:26:10,847 Stop! In the name of love! 915 01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:13,367 - Let's go, mate! - There it is! 916 01:26:14,013 --> 01:26:16,083 - Come on, mate, speed up! - Oh, no. 917 01:26:16,173 --> 01:26:19,085 Will you pay Sunni's speeding fine? I don't think so. 918 01:26:19,173 --> 01:26:24,201 If Sunni doesn't friggin' step on it, I'll shove Sunni's beaded seat cover up Sunni's arse! 919 01:26:24,293 --> 01:26:26,363 No need for intimidation tactics. 920 01:26:28,573 --> 01:26:30,609 You missed it! 921 01:26:35,573 --> 01:26:37,689 Go to the side! 922 01:26:39,573 --> 01:26:41,689 Oi! Kate! 923 01:26:41,773 --> 01:26:44,048 - Katie! - Look out! 924 01:26:46,893 --> 01:26:49,646 - The other side. - OK! On my way. 925 01:26:56,773 --> 01:26:59,162 What the bloody hell do you think you're doin'? 926 01:26:59,253 --> 01:27:02,643 - Aren't you meant to be on stage? - This is exactly where I should be. 927 01:27:02,733 --> 01:27:05,805 You'll never forgive yourself, and you'll never forgive me. 928 01:27:05,893 --> 01:27:08,088 That night, when everything changed, 929 01:27:08,173 --> 01:27:11,085 when you said my dream was only stupid if I gave it up... 930 01:27:11,173 --> 01:27:13,482 Well, I'm not giving you up. No way. 931 01:27:54,573 --> 01:27:59,328 - Have you got room for me in Melbourne? - Come on, you'll be late for your gig. 932 01:28:12,813 --> 01:28:15,407 Record crowds are expected at Homebake. 933 01:28:15,493 --> 01:28:19,327 Coming up on Triple J, we'll hear megaband Sprimp live from the festival. 934 01:28:31,213 --> 01:28:35,570 Don't worry. When you start playing, they'll come running, you'll see. 935 01:28:39,573 --> 01:28:43,327 - How could she? - Yeah, well, she got what she wanted. 936 01:28:43,413 --> 01:28:46,485 A nice juicy recording deal, a few added extras... 937 01:28:46,573 --> 01:28:50,361 But running off with a sound engineer! I'm a rock star! 938 01:28:50,453 --> 01:28:51,568 Hey. 939 01:28:51,893 --> 01:28:55,010 Come on. Pour the pain into your music, man. 940 01:28:55,733 --> 01:28:58,042 That's it, that's it. 941 01:28:58,133 --> 01:29:00,363 Five minutes, guys. 942 01:29:15,013 --> 01:29:16,924 There they are. 943 01:29:20,213 --> 01:29:21,931 - Hey! - Freddy. 944 01:29:22,013 --> 01:29:23,810 - Hey. - Thanks, Joe. 945 01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:26,804 You ready to rock and roll? 946 01:29:26,893 --> 01:29:31,205 - Excuse me. Who's in charge here? - I am. Yeah. That's me, actually. 947 01:29:32,773 --> 01:29:34,411 - Bumped? - No! 948 01:29:34,493 --> 01:29:38,088 - Of all the asinine, fucked-up things! - Sorry, guys. We're runnin' late, 949 01:29:38,173 --> 01:29:42,769 and Sprimp's contract requires all other stages to be shut down when they're playing. 950 01:29:42,853 --> 01:29:45,208 Nothin' I can do. 951 01:30:02,253 --> 01:30:05,802 You were so close. There's gotta be something we can do. 952 01:30:12,053 --> 01:30:16,126 Quick, come with me. Guys! Guys, wait up! 953 01:30:37,693 --> 01:30:39,888 Guys, pick it up. We're running behind. 954 01:30:39,973 --> 01:30:42,885 Four quad boxes stage right. I need two A/C thirties... 955 01:30:42,973 --> 01:30:48,650 Excuse me. I'm writing this article on roadies, the unsung heroes of Australian rock. 956 01:30:48,733 --> 01:30:51,042 Could I talk to you after the show? 957 01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:54,642 This is it. Let's rock and roll. 958 01:31:21,493 --> 01:31:23,961 Give the kids a go, fellas. 959 01:31:25,813 --> 01:31:27,804 Hello. 960 01:31:38,533 --> 01:31:40,683 Hello, Sydney. 961 01:31:43,853 --> 01:31:49,086 Thank you for comin' out in support of live music, and say no to pokies! 962 01:31:51,613 --> 01:31:53,968 My name's Freddy, and... 963 01:31:54,413 --> 01:31:57,849 - Jim Morrison lives, man! - Fascists! Let 'em play! 964 01:32:08,013 --> 01:32:11,926 - You! How the fuck did you get in here? - Freddy! Freddy! Freddy! 965 01:32:12,013 --> 01:32:15,972 - Gimme a chance. Let me play one song. - You had your chance. Get 'em outta here. 966 01:32:16,053 --> 01:32:19,045 - You owe me! - Wait right there. What did you say to me? 967 01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,693 Toby could still find out you're bangin' his chick. 968 01:32:21,773 --> 01:32:25,004 I owe you nothing. Scarlet chewed him up and spat him out, 969 01:32:25,093 --> 01:32:28,369 so it doesn't matter that I was banging his girl the whole time. 970 01:32:28,453 --> 01:32:32,082 I could've had an orgy with his cousin, sister, grandparents and Scarlet, 971 01:32:32,173 --> 01:32:34,607 and that moron still wouldn't have known. 972 01:32:34,693 --> 01:32:37,161 Hey, guys. Dig your work. 973 01:32:38,373 --> 01:32:40,489 Toby. Mate... 974 01:32:43,373 --> 01:32:47,127 - Go, Freddy! Go! - Freddy! Freddy! Freddy! 975 01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:56,605 Consider yourself fired, wanker. 976 01:32:58,253 --> 01:33:00,562 How you doin'? 977 01:33:00,653 --> 01:33:03,531 This song's a bit of a new one for us. 978 01:33:03,613 --> 01:33:06,844 Let 'em play. If they're any good, it'll give me an edge on the deal. 979 01:33:06,933 --> 01:33:12,053 I hope you don't mind, but, uh, it's kind of a killer opener. 980 01:34:08,293 --> 01:34:11,524 My big moment. The moment I finally had to admit to myself 981 01:34:11,613 --> 01:34:13,922 that we just weren't very good. 982 01:34:14,013 --> 01:34:18,325 But sucking as much as we did that day - and our suckage factor was enormous - 983 01:34:18,413 --> 01:34:21,371 we still got to play in front of a whole country full of people. 984 01:34:21,453 --> 01:34:25,810 It was the most fun it was humanly possible for any of us to ever have. 985 01:34:36,013 --> 01:34:39,562 About seven months later, Katie and I got married. Joe was best man. 986 01:34:39,653 --> 01:34:42,451 Joe Junior made an appearance too. 987 01:34:45,373 --> 01:34:50,891 Bruno won a million bucks in some contest by finding a purple Chocca. Lucky sod! 988 01:34:50,973 --> 01:34:54,488 So he bought the Palace right out from under that butt-crumb Thommo. 989 01:34:54,573 --> 01:34:57,565 We took the pokies and smashed them all with polo mallets. 990 01:34:57,653 --> 01:35:00,486 Ladies and gentlemen, how we doin'? 991 01:35:00,573 --> 01:35:03,246 Me and Joe manage Bruno's, and now the bands are back. 992 01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:05,972 There's been a bit of a scheduling mix-up. 993 01:35:06,053 --> 01:35:10,410 In the meantime, the house band's gonna rip through a few for ya. 994 01:35:10,493 --> 01:35:14,452 Every few months, I give a band the wrong start time and slip us in ahead of them. 995 01:35:14,533 --> 01:35:17,331 We might suck, but I never said we were idiots. 996 01:35:30,853 --> 01:35:33,686 Tanya finished uni and went into anger management. 997 01:35:33,773 --> 01:35:38,483 Lucy was the surprising one. He got a degree in pharmacy and went into business. 998 01:35:41,173 --> 01:35:43,607 What goes around, comes around, I guess. 999 01:35:47,453 --> 01:35:51,924 Joe kept up his medication and fell in love with a primary-school teacher. 1000 01:35:52,573 --> 01:35:55,531 Now, instead of one kid, he's got 35. 1001 01:35:57,333 --> 01:35:59,767 Kevin. Well, he's the same. 1002 01:36:00,933 --> 01:36:04,972 Some things just don't need to change. That's good, right? 1003 01:36:05,053 --> 01:36:10,047 As for Katie, she never got to experience the highs and lows of being a rock star's wife. 1004 01:36:10,133 --> 01:36:13,682 But I think she's OK with it. And me, a rock star? 1005 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:19,726 Not my destiny. Still, you don't have to be a rock star to feel like one. 1006 01:39:31,093 --> 01:39:34,244 Visiontext Subtitles: Yasmeen Khan 1007 01:40:56,453 --> 01:40:58,444 ENGLISH 80415

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