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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,986 --> 00:01:57,249 Dog Patch Red to Yellow Kid. 2 00:01:57,321 --> 00:02:01,221 Dog Patch Red to Yellow Kid. Yellow Kid to Dog Patch Red. Go ahead. 3 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:05,224 Got any more dope on that bogey, or has it turned into another flying saucer? 4 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,010 Bogey is still out of range for your outfit to make intercept. 5 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:09,415 How much fuel have you got left? 6 00:02:09,448 --> 00:02:11,991 (DOG PATCH RED OVER RADIO) About 1-5-0 gallons. 7 00:02:12,063 --> 00:02:14,383 By the way, that bogey may be my operations 8 00:02:14,415 --> 00:02:17,156 officer, Major Rexford, coming in from White Horse. 9 00:02:17,396 --> 00:02:19,454 He might have overshot the field in this soup. 10 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:22,004 No, we've already identified Rexford. 11 00:02:22,036 --> 00:02:26,869 Bogey came into our radar net across Bering Sea from Siberia. 12 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,998 We must assume it is Russian as it does not show I.F.F. 13 00:02:30,075 --> 00:02:33,236 Russian? Are you on the level, or is this a drill? 14 00:02:33,309 --> 00:02:36,471 Yellow Kid to Dog Patch Red. I repeat: Russian. 15 00:02:36,545 --> 00:02:39,876 And this is no drill. You're relieved to refuel. 16 00:02:39,946 --> 00:02:42,345 Keep two squadrons with hot guns on standby alert. 17 00:02:42,415 --> 00:02:46,349 Oh, roger! 1-9-0 to Allison Tower. 18 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:49,352 This is Allison Tower, 1 -Niner-0. Go ahead. 19 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:53,184 Request landing instructions, 22 jets, 10 miles out. 20 00:02:53,255 --> 00:02:56,781 Allison Tower to 1 -Niner-0, you're number one to land. 21 00:02:56,857 --> 00:03:01,349 Runway: 3-2. Wind: Calm. Weather: Closing in fast. 22 00:03:01,427 --> 00:03:03,360 (DOG PATCH RED) Roger, Allison Tower. 23 00:03:03,428 --> 00:03:06,055 Comin' right in. Red Leader to Flight. 24 00:03:06,129 --> 00:03:09,063 Go into string and take distance for individual landings. 25 00:03:09,131 --> 00:03:13,260 We're goin' in to refuel. Did you hear those instructions, Blue Leader? 26 00:03:13,334 --> 00:03:17,598 Blue Leader to Red Leader. Roger. We'll follow you in. 27 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,602 Hope we meet up with that Russian on the way. 28 00:03:19,671 --> 00:03:21,467 (DOG PATCH RED) You and me both. 29 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:33,336 Blue Leader to Red Leader. Look out below. Here we come! 30 00:03:33,412 --> 00:03:37,108 Red Leader to Blue Leader. Come ahead! 31 00:04:08,534 --> 00:04:11,627 Shut the door! Yeah, shut the door. 32 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,761 But the colonel... 33 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:16,634 I'm sorry, Colonel. That's all right. 34 00:04:16,705 --> 00:04:18,935 We'll be ready for takeoff in 20 minutes. 35 00:04:19,007 --> 00:04:21,531 Afraid that'll be too late. Has that Russian come into range? 36 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:24,804 There he is, circling north of the base at jet speed. 37 00:04:24,877 --> 00:04:27,708 How do you like that? 38 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:30,269 A Russian jet. 39 00:04:30,347 --> 00:04:33,406 It's all right, Colonel. We've got your 1-9-7 going up after it. 40 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,280 Rexford? How much fuel did he have left? 41 00:04:36,351 --> 00:04:39,148 Twenty-one minutes. I caught him just as he was coming in to land. 42 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,153 He's crossing the field to go back up on top. Here he comes now. 43 00:04:59,831 --> 00:05:01,799 He's right smack on the bearing. 44 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:04,130 Yeah, he oughta be on that Russian's tail in no time. 45 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,532 Well, watch out for that Rexford. Don't let him get trigger-happy. 46 00:05:06,602 --> 00:05:09,593 I want that Russian jet down in one piece. You bet. 47 00:05:22,479 --> 00:05:26,436 1 -Niner-7 to Yellow Kid. I see your Russian jet. 48 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:31,917 Yellow Kid to 1 -Niner-7. Easy, now. Are you sure it's a Russian? 49 00:05:31,984 --> 00:05:35,384 Sure I'm sure. I wouldn't have said I was sure if I wasn't. 50 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:51,758 It's a YAK 12, and I've got a perfect bead on him. Shall I slam him, 51 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:54,195 or should I just saw off one of his wings? 52 00:05:54,265 --> 00:05:56,824 Yellow Kid... If you do, I'll saw off your head! 53 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:00,562 Yellow Kid to 1 -Niner-7, don't open fire unless he tries it on you. 54 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:02,694 Now, take your time, Major Rexford. Does he see you? 55 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:06,102 How can he see me? I'm in his blind spot. 56 00:06:06,171 --> 00:06:08,900 Rex, this is Shannon. 57 00:06:08,973 --> 00:06:11,463 Hello, Jim. Wish you were here. 58 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:15,408 Maybe you think I don't, because I want that Russian jet down here undamaged. 59 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:19,310 All I want you to do is go up alongside of him and attract his attention. 60 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:22,143 What ifhe won't look at me? 61 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,382 Oh, I get this all the time. 62 00:06:24,414 --> 00:06:27,648 Then you can fire a warning squirt. But that's all. Savvy? 63 00:06:27,685 --> 00:06:29,810 Aye, savvy. 64 00:06:36,957 --> 00:06:38,891 Hey, you! 65 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:43,087 Hey, Molotov, or whatever your name is. Okay. 66 00:06:49,197 --> 00:06:51,131 Aw, shucks. 67 00:06:51,198 --> 00:06:53,597 What's the matter? All this guy wants is down. 68 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:57,659 How do you know? As soon as I fired a little squirt, he dropped his landing gear. 69 00:06:57,736 --> 00:07:01,101 That's fine. Now, will you kindly lead him in? 70 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,366 Okay, Jim. 71 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:46,956 A woman. 72 00:07:47,032 --> 00:07:49,865 A lady. 73 00:07:49,935 --> 00:07:51,594 A dame. 74 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:26,113 Anybody around here speak Russian, Sergeant? Nobody except me, maybe. 75 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:28,851 Maybe? Go ahead and say something. 76 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:34,688 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) REXFORD: Is that Russian? 77 00:08:34,761 --> 00:08:36,819 That's Yiddish. 78 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:40,421 Put that down, Sergeant, and get out of here. 79 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:54,201 (JET PASSING OVERHEAD) 80 00:08:59,877 --> 00:09:03,504 I can handle this, Chief. I've met dames like this before. 81 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,547 You likey soupski? 82 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,910 Soupski. You likey? 83 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,942 As an officer, I'm entitled to certain privileges, 84 00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:17,420 one of which is that I not only be treated respectfully, 85 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:21,048 but that I be addressed in a language I can understand. 86 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:26,823 You likey speechski? 87 00:09:26,893 --> 00:09:28,826 (LAUGHING) 88 00:09:28,895 --> 00:09:32,852 I guess that'll hold you. Let's get rid of this parachute. 89 00:09:32,929 --> 00:09:36,228 What air base in Siberia did you take off from, Lieutenant? 90 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:39,994 I'm not going to answer that. How much fuel did she have left? 91 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:42,797 The bottom of the tank was still a little damp. 92 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:45,235 Take your thumb out of that soup, Major. 93 00:09:45,304 --> 00:09:48,739 Sit down, Lieutenant. We can talk while you're eating. 94 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,536 Well, why don't you sit down and eat? Aren't you hungry? 95 00:09:56,611 --> 00:10:00,341 Yes, but not hungry enough to talk against my country. 96 00:10:01,076 --> 00:10:03,136 Look, lady, we were under the impression that 97 00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:05,371 you came here to get away from your country. 98 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,078 I came here to prevent myself from getting shot. 99 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,521 Why would they wanna shoot you? 100 00:10:18,391 --> 00:10:21,018 I did something that was wrong. REXFORD: You did? 101 00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:23,458 I can't believe it. What did you do? 102 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:27,644 Disobeyed an order of my commanding officer. 103 00:10:27,677 --> 00:10:28,985 What kind of an order? 104 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:33,530 It was in regard to tactics, so I naturally can't explain it. 105 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,056 That sounds reasonable. (BUZZING) 106 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,570 Who asked you? Hello? 107 00:10:40,638 --> 00:10:45,437 Oh, put him through. Palmer Field. General Black. 108 00:10:45,507 --> 00:10:49,373 Hello. Hello, General. Yes. 109 00:10:49,443 --> 00:10:53,776 The plane looks like a Soviet version of our T-33. 110 00:10:53,846 --> 00:10:58,076 She's right here in my office. I can't tell you exactly what I think of it. 111 00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:01,116 But either she or thatjet must be pretty good to get this far. 112 00:11:01,184 --> 00:11:05,278 Sir? Well, no, she isn't very talkative. 113 00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:09,617 All I've been able to get out of her is some baloney about why she flew the coup. 114 00:11:11,523 --> 00:11:14,150 What is that-baloney? Yes, sir. 115 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,521 Sausage. 116 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:20,288 I was thinking ofhaving Rexford fly her down in the C-47. 117 00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:24,591 But I said nothing about sausage. No, sir. 118 00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:29,623 Nobody did. But he's one of those men who suspects everything he can't understand. 119 00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,998 Oh. Yes, sir. 120 00:11:33,471 --> 00:11:35,494 Good-bye, sir. 121 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:37,505 Why don't you believe me? 122 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,301 Your story's too simple for a Russian, 123 00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:43,899 too smart and too straight. 124 00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:47,069 I have a feeling you don't like Russians. 125 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,204 Well, I don't know. 126 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,747 I met lots of'em in Germany. 127 00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:55,748 Got drunk with 'em. 128 00:11:55,817 --> 00:11:58,341 I sang their songs, and they sang mine. 129 00:11:58,419 --> 00:12:01,716 It was a beautiful friendship that gradually ripened... 130 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,845 into complete apathy, baby. 131 00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:06,354 But why? 132 00:12:06,423 --> 00:12:09,016 Say, where have you been all this time? Russia. 133 00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:11,354 That explains it. 134 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:14,883 Well, let's see. 135 00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:17,827 Kindly lay out any articles you may have in your possession. 136 00:12:19,765 --> 00:12:21,698 What's that? 137 00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:23,960 My cigarettes and lighter. 138 00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:29,033 Finally made one that'll work. Anything else? 139 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:34,062 Only this. 140 00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:40,139 Is that all? Yes. 141 00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:43,978 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to search you. 142 00:12:47,314 --> 00:12:51,646 I expected that. Go ahead. 143 00:12:53,452 --> 00:12:55,918 (JETS PASSING OVERHEAD) 144 00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:07,085 It'll be a lot easier if you'll take that stuff off. 145 00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:49,408 A little heavier than ours. 146 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,651 Hold it! 147 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,268 This way. 148 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:23,638 Come on. 149 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,274 Take the rest of your things off in here. 150 00:14:28,342 --> 00:14:30,400 Thank you. 151 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,733 (SHOWER RUNNING) 152 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,603 (SINGING, INDISTINCT) 153 00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:30,044 I see you have hot water. Help yourself. 154 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:34,548 Are you serious? Sure. Go ahead. 155 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:37,141 May I use the soap too? 156 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:39,480 Also the towel. 157 00:15:39,552 --> 00:15:42,611 Thank you. 158 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,652 You're welcome. 159 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:52,953 All set? Be ready to go in half an hour. 160 00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:57,086 Say, what's goin' on in there? Sounds like she's taking a shower. 161 00:15:57,162 --> 00:16:00,187 Well, how do you like that? Not so loud. I don't want her to know you're here. 162 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,597 Why not? Well, I think she's gonna pull something. 163 00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,599 Huh? I may be wrong, but... 164 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:07,067 (ANNA YELPS) 165 00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:10,837 What's the matter? 166 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,929 The water's so hot! 167 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,371 Well, why don't you turn on the cold faucet? Where is it? 168 00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:19,375 Right next to the other one. Can't you see it? No. 169 00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:21,500 Why not? What's the matter with your eyes? 170 00:16:21,578 --> 00:16:24,307 They got soap in them. Uh-oh. 171 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:28,905 Well, I'll fix that. Come on over to the door. 172 00:16:28,981 --> 00:16:32,712 Here I am. Now put your hand on the knob. 173 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:36,719 All right. Now reach right above it. 174 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,744 That's a towel rack. There's a towel on it. 175 00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:45,621 Oh, thank you! Oh. 176 00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:48,092 Looks like I'm gonna have a very interesting trip. 177 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,650 Oh, no, you're not. 178 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,387 (PHONE WINDING) 179 00:16:56,465 --> 00:17:00,900 Sergeant? See that Captain Carlson has my gear packed. 180 00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:04,596 Where are you going? I think I'd better take her down to Palmer Field myself. 181 00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:08,070 But you told the general I was gonna do it. I think I'd better. 182 00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:10,801 Who's gonna look after the outfit? You're second in command. 183 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,171 But you were right in the middle of those night interception tests. 184 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,919 I said you were second in command. Besides, you're a married man. 185 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,208 What's that got to do with it? 186 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,975 I don't want you exposed to temptation. Now wait a minute. Maybe you got her all wrong. 187 00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:24,140 She really might've gotten soap in her eyes. It's happened to me lots of times. 188 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:27,308 I know. That's why I'm gonna take her. (DOOR OPENS) 189 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:34,213 I hope you don't mind, gentlemen, but it's much too cold in there. 190 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,349 Make yourself at home. 191 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,325 (DOOR CLOSES) 192 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,958 It's so nice and warm in here. 193 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:02,367 Wonder what I did with the lady's lighter. 194 00:18:02,439 --> 00:18:05,635 Did you see it? I didn't know she had one. What'd you do with it? 195 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,800 Well, if I knew, I wouldn't ask you. 196 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,275 It isn't possible you were thinking of something else. 197 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,661 This is just a shot in the dark, 198 00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:49,223 but her eyes don't look like they had soap in 'em. 199 00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:59,234 This might be some new form of Russian propaganda. 200 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:09,341 Maybe they are actually trying to make friends and influence people. 201 00:19:09,412 --> 00:19:11,402 Could be. 202 00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,915 Could be. 203 00:19:32,726 --> 00:19:36,183 I wonder if you fully understand your position, Lieutenant. 204 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:40,629 As a refugee? You came here to avoid being shot. 205 00:19:40,698 --> 00:19:42,632 That is correct. 206 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,633 You want us to give you sanctuary, yet you don't wanna do anything in return. 207 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,278 I'm not going to tell you anything that will hurt my country. 208 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,168 I'm a refugee, not a traitor. 209 00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:55,570 In other words, you want something for nothing. 210 00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,040 Your precious freedom... it has to be bought? 211 00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:03,976 Why not? We paid a high price for it. 212 00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:06,479 And it's getting scarcer in the world all the time. 213 00:20:06,547 --> 00:20:10,379 Exactly. What kind of people do you think we are? 214 00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:14,214 You're trying to confuse me. I won't tell you anything, I don't care what you say. 215 00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:17,845 I can't get used to women soldiers. 216 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,325 I don't like the idea of putting pressure on a girl like you. 217 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,191 Pressure? 218 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:34,696 I didn't know they did things like that in the United States. 219 00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:37,527 What things? Pressure means torture, doesn't it? 220 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:40,930 I didn't hear the general say anything about torture. Did you, Rivers? 221 00:20:41,002 --> 00:20:43,434 I didn't even hear the general say anything about pressure. 222 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:46,959 Did you, Major? I didn't hear the general say anything. 223 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:50,370 You gentlemen are making me feel very much at home. 224 00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:54,102 That's just the way we want you to feel, Lieutenant. 225 00:20:54,176 --> 00:20:57,042 You're a soldier. Would you have any respect for me... 226 00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:59,578 if I told you what you wanted to know about the Russian Air Force? 227 00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:01,579 Don't you think I have a sense of honor? 228 00:21:01,648 --> 00:21:04,125 Are you referring to your honor as a Soviet soldier? 229 00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:06,307 What else do you think I'm talking about? 230 00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:12,152 What's so funny about that? 231 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:15,120 It's very refreshing to hear a commie talk about honor. 232 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:18,450 I honor my country above everything. 233 00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:22,720 Does that mean you can have no honor, no love, no respect for anything else? 234 00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,488 Precisely. Not even for yourself? 235 00:21:25,562 --> 00:21:27,154 With us, the state is everything. 236 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,489 The individual has no right to even think of himself. 237 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:33,355 Well, if we respected your feelings in this manner, you'd have no respect for us. 238 00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:35,627 Why not? 239 00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:37,634 You'd think it was a good joke. 240 00:21:37,702 --> 00:21:41,068 Sure, Americans are so simple about this freedom thing. 241 00:21:41,138 --> 00:21:45,163 They don't seem to realize they're cooking the calf in the milk of its own mother. 242 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,503 Isn't that, uh, true? 243 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,509 I've never even thought about it in that light. 244 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,204 I think you should. 245 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,609 Come in, Captain. 246 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,648 In fact, I'd advise you to give it very careful thought. 247 00:22:00,816 --> 00:22:04,182 I will think about that too. (DOOR OPENS) 248 00:22:18,627 --> 00:22:21,026 Shannon, you certainly gave her the works. 249 00:22:21,095 --> 00:22:24,551 Yes, sir. If anybody's gonna get anything out of this girl, it'll be Shannon. 250 00:22:24,631 --> 00:22:27,462 Me? The most perfect case of ambivalence I ever saw. 251 00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,523 Case of what? Ambivalence? 252 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,091 Double values. 253 00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:34,362 They both like and hate each other. 254 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,166 They don't know which feeling to follow. Wonderful confusion. 255 00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:41,173 Perfect sex antagonism. This proves it. 256 00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,231 Proves what? Yeah, proves what? 257 00:22:43,308 --> 00:22:44,609 Look at the doodle she made. 258 00:22:44,642 --> 00:22:47,035 Did you make a pass at her when you brought her down in the C-47? 259 00:22:47,078 --> 00:22:47,688 I did not! 260 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,441 Let me look at that. You mean these doodles would show it? 261 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,412 I don't know. 262 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,471 You'd get practically the same effect if he didn't. 263 00:22:54,548 --> 00:22:56,982 That's just the way it was! I didn't! Now, Jim... 264 00:22:57,049 --> 00:22:59,677 And speaking of passes, sir, she threw one at me... 265 00:22:59,752 --> 00:23:02,015 right in my office almost before her hands got warm. 266 00:23:02,087 --> 00:23:04,179 What? Then she tried it again in the shower. 267 00:23:04,255 --> 00:23:05,846 Shower? What shower? 268 00:23:05,922 --> 00:23:07,855 I got one in the office. Oh, well. 269 00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:09,857 What is she doing in a shower? Well, after she undressed... 270 00:23:09,924 --> 00:23:12,392 in the bathroom, gentlemen. 271 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:15,087 It's all in my notes, General. I had to search her, didn't I? 272 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:17,355 Yes, but you didn't say anything about this shower business. 273 00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:19,658 She asked me if she could take one. What else could I do? 274 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,927 General, I think we can spare Colonel Shannon any further details. 275 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,024 The overall picture seems to be sufficiently corroborated. 276 00:23:26,101 --> 00:23:28,331 I think we'd be fully justified in exploiting it. 277 00:23:28,403 --> 00:23:30,892 Listen, General... Don't look at me. They're absolutely right. 278 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:32,866 You were made for this job. 279 00:23:32,898 --> 00:23:35,801 General Black, I'm a jet man, not a gigolo. 280 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,570 How about that job you did for us with that German Frau? 281 00:23:38,642 --> 00:23:41,667 That was an accident, not in the line of duty. Well, this is. 282 00:23:41,744 --> 00:23:44,338 I'm putting you in full charge and holding you completely responsible. 283 00:23:44,412 --> 00:23:46,937 But... I don't want this angle to get into the records. 284 00:23:47,014 --> 00:23:48,714 So I'll leave it to you to inform your people 285 00:23:48,747 --> 00:23:50,810 and the F.B.I. You do the same with the C.I.A. 286 00:23:50,849 --> 00:23:52,441 Yes, sir. But, General... 287 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:55,041 The newspapers don't know a thing about this girl, so watch yourself. 288 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,586 Washington wants to keep it this way. Savvy? 289 00:23:57,654 --> 00:24:01,053 General, let's don't change the subject. Colonel Shannon? 290 00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:09,757 I can take a hint. About face! Forward march. 291 00:24:51,486 --> 00:24:53,419 Where ya been? You're a day late. 292 00:24:53,487 --> 00:24:56,546 Ran into some bad weather in Edmonton, but we're all present and accounted for. 293 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:58,954 You're still in charge. What's the matter? 294 00:24:59,024 --> 00:25:00,960 Well, they couldn't get any more out of her nibs 295 00:25:00,992 --> 00:25:02,888 than we did, so they tossed her back in my lap. 296 00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:05,416 You better give the group a couple of days rest. 297 00:25:05,494 --> 00:25:07,428 Serves you right for not letting me bring her down. 298 00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:10,293 I wish I had. 299 00:25:12,499 --> 00:25:14,988 Look, I'm gonna have to put on an act for her, 300 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:20,332 so after we pull out, you tell that Waf captain not to take it too seriously. 301 00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:24,272 Never mind. I'll tell her myself. 302 00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:31,732 You remember Major Rexford. Oh, yes. How do you do? 303 00:25:31,811 --> 00:25:34,438 Colonel Shannon tells me you two are going up for a flight. 304 00:25:34,512 --> 00:25:36,741 I still can't believe it. You're not serious? 305 00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:39,247 Why not? 306 00:25:39,315 --> 00:25:41,407 You mean I'm not going to be confined? 307 00:25:41,484 --> 00:25:44,349 From now on, you're a guest of the air force. 308 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,612 You may go where you want and see what you like. 309 00:25:46,686 --> 00:25:49,915 I was instructed to give you the same treatment and hospitality... 310 00:25:49,988 --> 00:25:52,286 that was given to those other two Russian fliers, 311 00:25:52,357 --> 00:25:55,256 one of whom has already returned to Russia. 312 00:25:55,325 --> 00:25:57,258 How do you like that? 313 00:25:57,325 --> 00:26:00,020 Well, it's very simple. He probably became homesick. 314 00:26:03,197 --> 00:26:05,164 Do you stuff birds too? 315 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,494 Captain. 316 00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:13,766 What does he mean, do I stuff birds too? 317 00:26:13,837 --> 00:26:17,794 Nothing. His father was a taxidermist. 318 00:26:17,871 --> 00:26:20,362 Oh. JIM: Lieutenant? 319 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,907 If you please. 320 00:26:27,111 --> 00:26:30,670 What's this all about, Major? I can't make head or tail of it. 321 00:26:30,746 --> 00:26:33,306 You don't know what's behind it all? 322 00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:35,815 Mind your own business. 323 00:26:39,852 --> 00:26:43,183 There's your tailpipe heat, your fuel pressure gauge. 324 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,187 Here's your tachometer. 325 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,688 I thought this was it. Oh, that's right. 326 00:26:47,757 --> 00:26:50,350 On this type, it's on the other side. 327 00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:52,449 You better have a little respect for that red handle... 328 00:26:52,526 --> 00:26:55,789 unless you wanna be 75 feet in the air without a plane. 329 00:26:55,861 --> 00:27:00,593 Oh. The seat ejector. So your father was a bird stuffer. 330 00:27:00,665 --> 00:27:04,656 Is that why you took up flying? 331 00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:07,566 You're pretty well-stuffed yourself. 332 00:27:24,713 --> 00:27:27,703 "S" For Shannon calling "A" For Anna. 333 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:30,374 This is "A" For Anna. Go ahead. 334 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,042 Meet you over the field at 30,000. 335 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:36,573 All right. But why didn't you tell me you were going to pull up like that? 336 00:27:36,653 --> 00:27:38,916 I didn't think you could make it. 337 00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:41,080 (ANNA SCOFFS) 338 00:27:46,659 --> 00:27:48,751 "S" For Shannon calling "A" For Anna. 339 00:27:48,827 --> 00:27:51,056 Go ahead. Where are you? 340 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,595 Can't you see me? No! 341 00:27:53,663 --> 00:27:56,426 I'm very close to you. How close? 342 00:27:56,498 --> 00:28:00,159 Well, if these guns were loaded, you'd be minus your rudder and one wing. 343 00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:03,600 Say, where are you? 344 00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:05,602 (ANNA OVER RADIO) Right underneath you. 345 00:28:05,670 --> 00:28:10,264 Underneath me? I don't believe it. Why don't you take a look. 346 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:13,137 Hello. (LAUGHING) 347 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:16,836 Not bad. I have now shot away your other wing. 348 00:28:16,911 --> 00:28:20,436 (JIM LAUGHS) I'll never hear the last of this. 349 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:46,524 Lady, you sure are the Peruvian doughnuts! I wouldn't mind having you for a wingman. 350 00:28:46,595 --> 00:28:48,619 I was just thinking the same thing about you. 351 00:28:48,696 --> 00:28:52,825 Let's see if you're as good in a tight turn. That's my specialty. 352 00:29:04,206 --> 00:29:07,333 ANNA: You're fabulous. That's the tightest turn I've ever seen. 353 00:29:07,408 --> 00:29:10,569 But I'll get inside of you just the same. How? 354 00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:14,168 You can't tighten it much more without going into a spin yourself. 355 00:29:14,245 --> 00:29:16,303 Maybe, but I'm figuring you'll do it first. 356 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,370 ANNA: Maybe. 357 00:29:30,222 --> 00:29:33,554 (ANNA SCREAMS) You see what I mean? 358 00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:44,929 JIM: Now the gun's on the other shoulder. 359 00:29:44,997 --> 00:29:46,930 It's much worse than that. What's wrong? 360 00:29:46,999 --> 00:29:48,989 How far are we from the field? Why? 361 00:29:49,066 --> 00:29:52,057 I've got a flameout. A flameout? Cut your throttle. 362 00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:55,365 What's the procedure for a restart? Slow down to 200. 363 00:29:55,437 --> 00:29:59,496 Right. Now start to glide, and don't touch anything till we get down to 15,000. 364 00:29:59,572 --> 00:30:02,563 Right. Hello, Palmer Tower. This is Colonel Shannon. 365 00:30:02,642 --> 00:30:08,236 Emergency. Stand by for a dead-stick landing of an F-86 on the long runway. 366 00:30:08,311 --> 00:30:11,608 Roger, Colonel Shannon. Crash circuit. 367 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:15,944 Emergency landing, F-86. Dead stick. Runway 6. 368 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,847 (SIREN WAILING) (MAN OVER PA) Emergency landing, F-86. 369 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:22,045 (DOG BARKING) Dead stick. Runway 6. 370 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,282 Emergency landing, F-86. Dead stick. Runway 6. 371 00:30:26,356 --> 00:30:29,256 What's the course to the field? Straight ahead. 372 00:30:29,324 --> 00:30:32,121 But I don't think there's a chance for a dead-stick from here. 373 00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:35,251 You can't restart your engine, you'll have to bail out. 374 00:30:35,327 --> 00:30:37,886 Bail out? With the seat ejector? 375 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,691 Have you ever tried it? Not in these trousers. 376 00:30:40,764 --> 00:30:44,028 They say it's pure rugged, so you'd better try to get an air start. 377 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:47,534 I'm unlucky. I've never been able to get one yet. 378 00:30:47,602 --> 00:30:52,162 Now, just take it easy. You've only enough juice in that battery for one stab at it. 379 00:30:52,238 --> 00:30:54,864 Is your compressor turning over? 380 00:30:54,939 --> 00:30:58,374 Yes. It's windmilling about 17%. That's fine. 381 00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:00,773 We're almost down to 15,000. 382 00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:03,811 Have you got your emergency fuel switch on? Yes. 383 00:31:03,878 --> 00:31:06,936 Now turn on your ignition boost and crack your throttle. 384 00:31:07,013 --> 00:31:08,947 What next? Say a prayer. 385 00:31:09,015 --> 00:31:11,141 I don't believe in that nonsense. 386 00:31:11,216 --> 00:31:14,343 Then you'd better quit flying jets. Why? 387 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:18,284 Never mind. I'll say one for you. 388 00:31:18,353 --> 00:31:21,288 Maybe you should say another one. Why? 389 00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:23,345 The temperature's beginning to rise in my tailpipe. 390 00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:27,949 You probably only have two burners going. Open your throttle another crack. 391 00:31:29,661 --> 00:31:34,722 They're all burning now. Should I try full power? Go ahead. 392 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:42,900 You're all right. Pour on the coal and head for home! 393 00:31:48,738 --> 00:31:54,072 Hey, that turn of yours... I wish you'd show me how to do it. 394 00:31:54,142 --> 00:31:56,371 You can show me a few things too. 395 00:31:56,443 --> 00:32:01,436 I don't think so. You're the best I ever saw. 396 00:32:01,514 --> 00:32:05,379 Then how come you got underneath me? Just a trick. 397 00:32:05,449 --> 00:32:07,382 How'd you do it? 398 00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:11,214 I'll tell you if you'll show me how to do that tight turn. I can't. 399 00:32:11,285 --> 00:32:14,617 Why not? It was revealed to me in a dream. 400 00:32:14,688 --> 00:32:16,746 Oh. 401 00:32:41,171 --> 00:32:44,867 The way she flies that F-86, the Soviets must have an equivalent type. 402 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:46,907 She sure is fully operational with it. 403 00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:51,671 I don't think their battery system or burners are as good as ours. Why? 404 00:32:51,744 --> 00:32:55,041 When she had the flameout, she said she'd never been able to relight one. 405 00:32:55,112 --> 00:32:57,671 But they have some tactics we oughta study. 406 00:32:57,747 --> 00:33:00,510 You mean the way she gets inside of you on that loop? Couldn't get rid of her. 407 00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:05,279 She must be pretty good. Only thing I could beat her at was a tight turn. 408 00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:07,911 If we'd have been using bullets instead of film, 409 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:11,114 I'd have been cold meat long before that. 410 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:13,179 Well, that's fine, Jim. 411 00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:18,889 What are you gonna try her on next? 412 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,359 She seems to be interested in our night interceptions. 413 00:33:21,427 --> 00:33:23,361 Think we oughta give her a whirl at it? 414 00:33:23,429 --> 00:33:25,419 I don't see why not. 415 00:33:25,497 --> 00:33:28,727 Washington wants us to find out what interests her most, 416 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:31,994 which, by all processes of deduction, should give them some idea... 417 00:33:32,067 --> 00:33:34,126 of the things the Russians haven't got. 418 00:33:34,202 --> 00:33:34,977 Go ahead. 419 00:33:34,993 --> 00:33:37,364 That means she'll get a peek at some of our new stuff. 420 00:33:37,437 --> 00:33:40,496 We'll bring out an old night fighter from Dayton. 421 00:33:40,573 --> 00:33:43,166 We'll also set up our old method of interception. 422 00:33:43,241 --> 00:33:45,615 Then all she'll get out of it's a ride. How 423 00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:48,074 are you progressing on the sentimental side? 424 00:33:48,144 --> 00:33:51,874 I'm not rushing it, Rivers. Why not, Colonel? 425 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:55,404 She hasn't given me a chance, Major. 426 00:34:00,118 --> 00:34:03,780 Maybe I was imagining things up in Alaska. 427 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:37,097 Shannon to Pilot. Push in the channel "C" button. 428 00:34:37,174 --> 00:34:40,608 That'll put us on fighter control frequency. 429 00:34:42,077 --> 00:34:45,977 Hello, Red Dog. Shannon here. I'm airborne. 430 00:34:46,047 --> 00:34:50,175 Broken clouds and a full moon. Request instructions. Over. 431 00:34:50,249 --> 00:34:52,773 Red Dog to Shannon. We have you. 432 00:34:52,850 --> 00:34:55,579 Our B-36 is turning inland. 433 00:35:02,156 --> 00:35:05,385 It's taking up a heading of 0-9-0. 434 00:35:05,457 --> 00:35:09,893 How far out is she? I'd say about 140 miles. 435 00:35:09,961 --> 00:35:12,428 B-36 track, she's moved to... 436 00:35:12,495 --> 00:35:17,863 Baker-Queen-1-0-8-4. 437 00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:22,594 Red Dog to Shannon. Climb to Angel-3-0 and orbit. Location. Four. Hit the gate! 438 00:35:22,668 --> 00:35:25,727 Shannon to Red Dog. Roger. 439 00:35:25,804 --> 00:35:29,932 Shannon to Pilot. Steer 260 degrees and climb to 30,000 feet. 440 00:35:30,006 --> 00:35:31,939 Use full power. 441 00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:34,839 I wanna ask you something first. (OVER RADIO). Go ahead 442 00:35:34,909 --> 00:35:37,035 Is this a collision course I'm flying? 443 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,839 JIM: Yes. Haven't you ever flown one? Yes. 444 00:35:39,912 --> 00:35:44,574 But for a dry run in stuff like this, well, at jet speed, I think it's too dangerous. 445 00:35:44,648 --> 00:35:47,810 Get on course. Let the fighter control do the worrying. 446 00:35:47,883 --> 00:35:50,442 Why should they worry, sitting on the ground? 447 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:53,315 If you've got cold feet, I'll be glad to take over the controls. 448 00:35:53,387 --> 00:35:55,911 No, thanks. I'll feel safer doing it myself. 449 00:35:55,989 --> 00:36:00,219 Then get on the course and get off the air. I'm on it. 450 00:36:10,331 --> 00:36:12,729 MAN 1: It's okay now. MAN 2: Yeah, he's right on the button. 451 00:36:12,798 --> 00:36:14,731 We'd better warn Shannon. 452 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,097 He should pick it up on his scope pretty quick. 453 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:20,829 In exactly 35 seconds. 454 00:36:20,903 --> 00:36:23,961 Red Dog to Shannon. Go ahead, Red Dog. 455 00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:26,336 Watch your scope very closely now. 456 00:36:26,407 --> 00:36:28,340 You should be able to blossom any second. 457 00:36:28,408 --> 00:36:31,968 Shannon to Red Dog. Okay. 458 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,974 Hello, Red Dog. Shannon here. 459 00:36:40,048 --> 00:36:42,710 Target contacted. 460 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,711 Ah! Only a fifth of a second off. 461 00:36:46,786 --> 00:36:48,980 I'll have to give you some homework. 462 00:36:49,054 --> 00:36:51,851 Roger, Shannon. Understand you have target. 463 00:36:51,922 --> 00:36:54,651 It's all yours. Red Dog listening. Out. 464 00:36:54,724 --> 00:36:57,213 Shannon to Pilot. We're on our own now. 465 00:36:57,292 --> 00:37:01,920 The B-36 is a little to our left about seven miles ahead of us. 466 00:37:01,995 --> 00:37:05,520 Turn left 10 degrees. Range. Six and a half miles. 467 00:37:05,597 --> 00:37:07,895 Increase speed 3-0 miles. 468 00:37:07,966 --> 00:37:10,593 ANNA: Right. 469 00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:20,069 Now, watch your scope and tell me when you see a pip on it. That is your target. 470 00:37:28,078 --> 00:37:30,341 ANNA: I see one. 471 00:37:30,413 --> 00:37:32,209 No-Yes, yes, I see it! 472 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,839 JIM: Now center it on your crosshairs and hold it there. 473 00:37:34,915 --> 00:37:38,247 When the image spreads to those other lines, you're in range to shoot. 474 00:37:40,786 --> 00:37:44,380 The image has now reached the outer lines. How should I attack? Astern? 475 00:37:44,454 --> 00:37:48,253 JIM: No, no. From astern, they'd shoot you down. Pull up parallel. 476 00:37:49,323 --> 00:37:52,382 MAN: Hey, Paul, take a look at this, will you? 477 00:37:55,661 --> 00:37:58,561 I think 4-7-9's getting a little too close for comfort. 478 00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:01,723 PAUL: Yeah! Red Dog to Shannon. 479 00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:04,994 What are you doing? You're supposed to intercept, not coincide. 480 00:38:05,067 --> 00:38:07,193 JIM: Drop your dive brakes. You're right on top of it! 481 00:38:07,268 --> 00:38:10,430 ANNA: I saw it. JIM: Then why don't you break it off? 482 00:38:10,503 --> 00:38:13,266 Well, why should I? I was watching it on my scope. 483 00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:18,573 The pips have coincided. I hope they haven't. 484 00:38:18,642 --> 00:38:21,871 Boy, if they haven't, they must be riding piggyback. 485 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,973 Now look. They're separated again. 486 00:38:31,049 --> 00:38:34,813 I hope those aren't just pieces of them. No, they'd be off there by now. 487 00:38:36,352 --> 00:38:38,285 Hello, Red Dog. Shannon here. 488 00:38:38,352 --> 00:38:42,151 I'm sitting on the wing off that B-36. Any further instructions? 489 00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:46,658 Red Dog to Shannon. Brother, you had us sittin' on something too. 490 00:38:46,726 --> 00:38:50,626 Steer 2-3-0 degrees for base. Listening out. 491 00:38:50,694 --> 00:38:53,218 JIM: Ah, roger. 492 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:56,628 Shannon to Target. Good night, mama. 493 00:38:56,698 --> 00:38:58,892 You look pretty good in there. 494 00:38:58,966 --> 00:39:03,094 MAN: Good night, baby. You did quite a bit of lookin' yourself. 495 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:13,899 How do you like it? Like what? 496 00:39:13,975 --> 00:39:18,603 Our night interception routine. Oh, you Americans. 497 00:39:18,678 --> 00:39:20,612 What's the matter with us? 498 00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:23,476 You are utterly antagonistic to any form of regimentation on the ground, 499 00:39:23,547 --> 00:39:26,538 but in the air, you accept it in the most abject manner. 500 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:28,742 Well, you've got to admit it works pretty good. 501 00:39:28,817 --> 00:39:33,048 Well, that's what puzzles me. I can't understand it. 502 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,417 What'll you give me if I tell ya? 503 00:39:35,488 --> 00:39:38,979 Give you? What do you want? 504 00:39:39,057 --> 00:39:41,217 Is this too much? 505 00:39:44,694 --> 00:39:47,355 That's a habit with you. What? 506 00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:49,419 Trying to get something for nothing. 507 00:39:49,496 --> 00:39:53,488 I believe in looking at merchandise before I pay for it. 508 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:56,659 So do I. I'd really like to know about these maneuvers. 509 00:39:56,734 --> 00:39:59,634 These, or those? 510 00:39:59,703 --> 00:40:02,000 Those. 511 00:40:02,071 --> 00:40:05,767 Well, I warn ya, I won't come through unless you improve on that last sample. 512 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,668 Very well. 513 00:40:34,657 --> 00:40:36,749 How was that? Very much better. 514 00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:39,987 Why? It was a perfect example of teamwork. 515 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:43,460 Just apply it to that interception routine, and you've got the answer. 516 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,463 Teamwork? 517 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,657 Everybody works together. 518 00:40:47,732 --> 00:40:50,791 Like the first time I kissed ya, you didn't do your part. 519 00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:53,891 So we didn't get anywhere. In other words, 520 00:40:53,968 --> 00:40:57,368 you believe the individual must sacrifice his personal feelings... 521 00:40:57,437 --> 00:41:00,064 and work with somebody else for the benefit of the whole enterprise? 522 00:41:00,139 --> 00:41:02,663 That's right. Mass production. I see. 523 00:41:02,741 --> 00:41:04,674 The idea's purely capitalistic. 524 00:41:04,743 --> 00:41:08,177 No wonder every loyal Russian instinctively rejects it. 525 00:41:08,244 --> 00:41:10,871 I give up. Come on. 526 00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:14,403 Get in, you silly Siberian cupcake. 527 00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:17,449 Cupcake? What does that mean? 528 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,507 If the P.X. Is still open, I'll buy you a couple. 529 00:41:20,585 --> 00:41:23,280 First, it's baloney. Then it's stuffed birds. 530 00:41:23,353 --> 00:41:25,445 And now, it's cupcake. 531 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:34,258 ANNA: Why are you letting down? 532 00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:37,921 Well, Washington said you could go where you want and see what you like. 533 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,986 And this, I think, you'll like. 534 00:41:40,063 --> 00:41:43,930 Hello, Palm Springs Tower. This is Air ForceJet 1-9-0. 535 00:41:43,998 --> 00:41:47,490 This is Palm Springs Tower. Go ahead, 1 -Niner-0. 536 00:41:47,568 --> 00:41:51,936 JIM: Ten miles west. Request landing instructions for two F-86's. 537 00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:55,166 Roger, 1 -Niner-0. Runway 2-4. 538 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,230 Wind: Northwest 1-4. 539 00:41:57,307 --> 00:42:00,764 Altimeter: Two-niner-niner-seven. Call on initial. 540 00:42:00,843 --> 00:42:03,402 JIM: Ah, roger. 541 00:42:09,682 --> 00:42:11,615 ANNA: Hey, what was that? 542 00:42:11,683 --> 00:42:13,946 JIM: I'll show you sometime. 543 00:42:37,031 --> 00:42:40,226 Capitalism has certain dangerous advantages. 544 00:42:40,299 --> 00:42:43,825 That's one thing we have in common with the Soviet. What's that? 545 00:42:43,902 --> 00:42:47,462 We both believe in uplifting the, uh, masses. 546 00:42:47,537 --> 00:42:50,164 Yes, but that's not true in all instances. Of course. 547 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:53,173 There are some who don't require. 548 00:43:00,346 --> 00:43:03,803 So that's the shape you're in. Freddie! 549 00:43:06,782 --> 00:43:09,148 Was he making fun of me? On the contrary. 550 00:43:09,217 --> 00:43:11,616 He was paying you the highest compliment in his power. 551 00:43:11,685 --> 00:43:13,619 You mean, he liked me? 552 00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:17,818 That's strange. By Russian standards of beauty, 553 00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:20,289 I'm considered only fair. 554 00:43:20,358 --> 00:43:23,383 They prefer a more robust type. Mm-hmm. 555 00:43:23,459 --> 00:43:26,256 The more, the merrier. 556 00:43:26,327 --> 00:43:28,261 Then you agree with my countrymen? 557 00:43:28,329 --> 00:43:30,762 No, I can't say that I do. 558 00:43:30,831 --> 00:43:34,390 I'm very much interested in your point of view, so please, be frank. 559 00:43:34,466 --> 00:43:37,161 Tell me exactly what you think. I can't. 560 00:43:37,234 --> 00:43:41,896 Why not? I haven't sufficient flow of speech. 561 00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:44,665 Well, that sounds very nice. 562 00:43:44,739 --> 00:43:46,729 Is it? 563 00:43:46,806 --> 00:43:50,673 Well, it's, uh, the best I can do at the moment. 564 00:43:50,743 --> 00:43:53,801 In other words, I'm attractive to you... 565 00:43:53,877 --> 00:43:55,845 in every way except politically? 566 00:43:55,912 --> 00:44:01,473 That's about it. I hate your insides, and vice versa. 567 00:44:01,548 --> 00:44:04,948 Which is more important to you? It's a toss-up. 568 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,919 Can't make up my mind. 569 00:44:09,987 --> 00:44:12,580 I'm sorry to hear that. Why? 570 00:44:14,423 --> 00:44:16,822 'Cause I feel exactly the same way about you. 571 00:44:16,892 --> 00:44:21,554 You do? That's why I spoke to you about it. 572 00:44:21,628 --> 00:44:25,995 Have you any solution? The more I think about it, the worse it gets. 573 00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:31,397 I have the same trouble. One minute I wanna kill you, 574 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:35,596 and the next minute I want to kiss you and... 575 00:44:35,671 --> 00:44:39,435 kiss you and... kiss you. 576 00:44:39,506 --> 00:44:42,769 Same here. What are we gonna do about it? 577 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,171 I don't know. I've never met anyone before... 578 00:44:45,242 --> 00:44:47,607 who aroused and revolted me in the same proportion. 579 00:44:47,677 --> 00:44:50,304 I'm very confused. Something else I can do for you? 580 00:44:50,378 --> 00:44:52,902 Maybe you could advise us. What would you do if you knew a man... 581 00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:54,971 Try this on, Lieutenant. 582 00:44:55,049 --> 00:44:59,847 What is the price of this coverall and golden heliotrope? 583 00:45:06,688 --> 00:45:09,623 This hat is perfectly silly, and I adore it. 584 00:45:09,691 --> 00:45:11,851 I wish you'd have bought the red one. I liked it better. 585 00:45:11,925 --> 00:45:15,792 I like this one. Well, you're wearing it too far back on your head. 586 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:19,192 That's the way I like it. Which one is my bedroom? 587 00:45:19,263 --> 00:45:21,253 Take your pick. 588 00:45:28,969 --> 00:45:30,959 (SQUEALS) 589 00:45:34,872 --> 00:45:38,931 They're both exactly the same. I like this one. 590 00:45:39,008 --> 00:45:41,134 But, uh... But what? 591 00:45:41,209 --> 00:45:43,176 Who's gonna use this room? 592 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:45,437 Both of us. 593 00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,445 Really? 594 00:45:47,513 --> 00:45:50,106 Accommodations in Palm Springs are very scarce. 595 00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:53,911 This is all they had. Anyway, I'm responsible for you. 596 00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:56,646 Well, naturally, but I was thinking about the waste. 597 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,743 What waste? All this lovely space. 598 00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:00,787 In Russia, they'd put at least three families in it. 599 00:46:00,854 --> 00:46:05,483 Four by dividing the room with a curtain. Two on that side, two on this side. 600 00:46:07,759 --> 00:46:09,919 Well, why don't you build more houses? 601 00:46:09,994 --> 00:46:12,154 Jets and bombers are more important just now. 602 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,162 I agree with you. You do? 603 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,996 What's the use of building houses if somebody's 604 00:46:16,011 --> 00:46:17,459 gonna blow 'em off the map? Of course. 605 00:46:17,531 --> 00:46:21,762 We go right on spending billions for housing, and only millions for planes. 606 00:46:21,835 --> 00:46:26,531 It's awful. I think you're absolutely right. 607 00:46:30,906 --> 00:46:32,896 But, uh... 608 00:46:37,910 --> 00:46:39,843 But, uh... 609 00:46:39,911 --> 00:46:43,368 But... 610 00:46:47,649 --> 00:46:49,742 But what? 611 00:46:49,818 --> 00:46:53,752 You realize that you and I are of the same mind about this matter? 612 00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:58,551 Say, that's right. 613 00:46:58,623 --> 00:47:00,783 What's got into us? 614 00:47:08,429 --> 00:47:10,555 (KNOCKING) 615 00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:15,629 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 616 00:47:19,502 --> 00:47:22,562 Shannon! 617 00:47:22,637 --> 00:47:25,469 Oh, it's you. What are you trying to do, break down the door? 618 00:47:25,539 --> 00:47:27,973 Well, I didn't think you were in. Well, then what'd you knock for? 619 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:30,565 Well, I... Oh, hello, Georgie. 620 00:47:30,642 --> 00:47:33,838 Jim. How be ya? Fine. Uh... 621 00:47:33,911 --> 00:47:38,006 Anna, this is Major Rexford's wife, Georgie. 622 00:47:38,081 --> 00:47:40,571 What are you doin' here? You told me to give 623 00:47:40,587 --> 00:47:42,982 the boys a couple of days off, didn't you? 624 00:47:48,119 --> 00:47:49,586 (BIG BAND) 625 00:47:53,623 --> 00:47:55,614 That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 626 00:47:55,691 --> 00:47:58,090 What's that? That smile of yours. Where have you been keeping it? 627 00:47:58,159 --> 00:48:01,127 I'm happy tonight. 628 00:48:01,194 --> 00:48:05,856 Why don't you look where you're going? I haven't got eyes on the back of my head. 629 00:48:08,032 --> 00:48:12,524 Major Rexford and his wife dance very well together, don't they? 630 00:48:13,802 --> 00:48:16,497 I wish I could say the same for us. 631 00:48:16,570 --> 00:48:19,834 What am I doing that's wrong? You're holding me too tight. 632 00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:25,497 Too tight? I can hardly breathe. 633 00:48:25,575 --> 00:48:29,704 You're not serious? I was never more serious in my life. 634 00:48:34,548 --> 00:48:37,913 Is that better? What do you think? 635 00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:40,075 I think it's divine. 636 00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:44,478 What's your first name? 637 00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:46,544 Jim. 638 00:48:49,256 --> 00:48:52,713 Jim and Anna. 639 00:48:52,792 --> 00:48:54,782 Anna and Jim. 640 00:49:12,070 --> 00:49:13,970 Are you married? 641 00:49:18,441 --> 00:49:20,374 That's good. 642 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,476 Are you? 643 00:49:28,681 --> 00:49:30,648 Ever been in love? 644 00:49:30,714 --> 00:49:33,979 Not in your sense of the word. 645 00:49:34,051 --> 00:49:36,279 Oh. 646 00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:39,184 So you feel about love... 647 00:49:39,254 --> 00:49:42,347 the same way you feel about religion? 648 00:49:42,422 --> 00:49:45,720 That's right. Both are dangerous narcotics. 649 00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:48,486 They make individuals forget their duty to the state. 650 00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:50,651 How's that? 651 00:49:50,727 --> 00:49:53,752 Well, under the influence of love or religion, 652 00:49:53,829 --> 00:49:57,229 individuals are unable to sacrifice one another for the national good. 653 00:49:57,297 --> 00:49:59,992 Now, isn't that just too bad? 654 00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:02,659 Why? 655 00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:06,126 You were made for it. 656 00:50:08,304 --> 00:50:11,636 Made for what? Love. 657 00:50:13,708 --> 00:50:15,800 I don't see the connection. 658 00:50:21,813 --> 00:50:25,043 Why do you suppose you're so beautiful? 659 00:50:25,115 --> 00:50:29,948 Purely a biological fallacy which makes our necessities appear pleasurable to us, 660 00:50:30,018 --> 00:50:31,950 like eating, drinking... 661 00:50:32,018 --> 00:50:35,783 Then you do admit that love is a necessity. 662 00:50:35,855 --> 00:50:38,822 I admit that passion is. 663 00:50:38,890 --> 00:50:41,222 What's the difference? 664 00:50:43,025 --> 00:50:45,516 Well, it's pretty hard to explain. 665 00:50:46,728 --> 00:50:48,661 Why? 666 00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:53,725 I haven't sufficient flow of speech. 667 00:50:55,933 --> 00:50:58,594 Have you had many of them? 668 00:50:58,668 --> 00:51:00,396 Many what? 669 00:51:03,005 --> 00:51:04,938 Women? 670 00:51:06,339 --> 00:51:08,273 Well, I don't know. 671 00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:16,440 These girls, were they as beautiful to you as I am? 672 00:51:17,914 --> 00:51:19,847 No. 673 00:51:21,849 --> 00:51:23,782 Not one? 674 00:51:25,351 --> 00:51:27,341 Not lately. 675 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,613 Are you sure? Sure, I'm sure. 676 00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:33,588 What about you? 677 00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:39,115 I'm not ignorant of passion, but I've never had such a feeling for a man before. 678 00:51:39,193 --> 00:51:42,456 I've never been so stirred by a kiss. I can't even stop thinking about it. 679 00:51:43,763 --> 00:51:46,560 You're not the only one. 680 00:51:46,631 --> 00:51:51,532 We, uh, can't do it here, of course. 681 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,466 No. But it won't hurt to talk about it. 682 00:51:54,535 --> 00:51:58,163 No. It's almost as nice. 683 00:51:58,238 --> 00:52:00,171 Well, go ahead. 684 00:52:02,374 --> 00:52:05,535 Do you close your eyes when you do it? 685 00:52:05,609 --> 00:52:07,667 Don't you? 686 00:52:07,743 --> 00:52:10,404 Well, you know what it means when you don't? 687 00:52:10,478 --> 00:52:13,241 You're thinking of someone else. 688 00:52:14,681 --> 00:52:16,910 What kind do you like best? 689 00:52:16,982 --> 00:52:20,473 The slow, sweet ones like this? 690 00:52:20,551 --> 00:52:22,541 (SIZZLING) 691 00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:32,646 Have you ever smelled anything more divine? 692 00:52:32,725 --> 00:52:35,420 Well, we're gonna have one just like it in a few minutes. 693 00:52:35,493 --> 00:52:38,655 Isn't this it? You mean they have more than one like this? Sure. 694 00:52:38,729 --> 00:52:41,287 That's all they serve here. 695 00:52:44,298 --> 00:52:47,289 Oh, dear. What's the matter? 696 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:49,494 We're lost. Who's lost? 697 00:52:49,568 --> 00:52:54,470 How can Russia compete with such propaganda? 698 00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:57,563 Good night. I had such a lovely time. So did we. 699 00:52:59,175 --> 00:53:01,108 See you tomorrow, Rex. Oh, no, you won't. 700 00:53:01,176 --> 00:53:03,109 Why not? We've gotta drive back to the field. 701 00:53:03,177 --> 00:53:05,111 What's the rush? We couldn't find a room. 702 00:53:05,179 --> 00:53:07,202 The town's jammed. Oh, that's too bad. 703 00:53:07,279 --> 00:53:09,645 What about our sitting room? Well, what about it? 704 00:53:09,715 --> 00:53:12,181 Why couldn't they use that? Oh, we wouldn't wanna bother you. 705 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:15,911 I should say not. Bother? Why would it bother us? The room is empty. 706 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,849 And the couch is one of those wonderful American 707 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:19,476 inventions that can be turned into a bed. 708 00:53:19,554 --> 00:53:22,522 Isn't it, Jim? Yeah. Come on. 709 00:53:27,692 --> 00:53:31,649 Sorry, folks. We haven't got a thing. All filled up. Not a place I could put you. 710 00:53:31,728 --> 00:53:33,957 Well, looks like we have to go back to I.A. 711 00:53:34,029 --> 00:53:37,986 But, honey, I'm just dead. Let's try someplace else, huh? 712 00:53:38,065 --> 00:53:41,829 This is Major Rexford and his wife. They're gonna use my sitting room tonight. 713 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,867 Care to register, Major? With pleasure. 714 00:53:43,935 --> 00:53:47,335 What's your name? Oh. Mary Lou Simpson. 715 00:53:47,403 --> 00:53:50,167 Are you married? Why, yes! 716 00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,695 Jim? Jim, this is Mr. And Mrs. Simpson. 717 00:53:53,774 --> 00:53:55,708 How do you do? They can use my room. 718 00:53:55,776 --> 00:53:57,709 Huh? Go on and register. 719 00:53:57,776 --> 00:54:01,803 Well, wait a minute. Where are you gonna sleep? 720 00:54:01,879 --> 00:54:04,278 Well, there are two beds in your room, aren't there? Yes, but... 721 00:54:04,347 --> 00:54:06,871 You can't sleep in both of them. Well, I know, but... 722 00:54:06,949 --> 00:54:09,215 Don't worry. I'm used to it. Nobody in Russia 723 00:54:09,230 --> 00:54:11,213 has any privacy. But how are you gonna... 724 00:54:11,285 --> 00:54:14,879 It's very simple. I merely undress in the bathroom. 725 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:22,856 Haven't you got that bed fixed yet? 726 00:54:25,293 --> 00:54:29,058 Look, honey. This is the swellest nightgown I've ever seen. 727 00:54:29,130 --> 00:54:31,461 Just as light as a spider's web. 728 00:54:31,531 --> 00:54:35,396 Jim picked it out for me. Honey, the colonel picked it out for her. 729 00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:44,404 Well, what are you looking at me for? 730 00:54:44,471 --> 00:54:47,337 She asked me which one I felt was the nicest, and I told her. That's all. 731 00:54:47,407 --> 00:54:49,966 Jim, I understand perfectly. So do I. 732 00:54:50,043 --> 00:54:53,010 I do too. Well, who asked you? Let's get this thing fixed. 733 00:54:53,077 --> 00:54:55,772 That's easy. I've handled beds like this before. 734 00:54:55,845 --> 00:54:57,903 Here we go again. (PHONE RINGING) 735 00:55:01,549 --> 00:55:04,517 Hello? Who is this? 736 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:08,677 Oh, hello, General. Yes, she's here. 737 00:55:11,154 --> 00:55:14,055 What did you say, sir? 738 00:55:14,122 --> 00:55:17,090 Yes, sir. I understand. 739 00:55:17,158 --> 00:55:21,321 It's, uh, five after 3:00. We'll leave right away. 740 00:55:21,394 --> 00:55:23,952 Yes, sir. Good-bye, sir. 741 00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:29,997 Looks like you're gonna have a bedroom to yourself after all. Well, what happened? 742 00:55:30,067 --> 00:55:33,523 I gotta take Anna back to Palmer Field. Something wrong? 743 00:55:33,601 --> 00:55:36,694 I'll say. They're gonna deport her. 744 00:55:57,883 --> 00:56:00,714 "A" For Anna calling "S" For Shannon. 745 00:56:03,519 --> 00:56:05,453 Go ahead, Anna. 746 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,478 I guess this is the last time we'll be flying together. 747 00:56:12,859 --> 00:56:15,690 I was just thinking the same thing. 748 00:56:37,907 --> 00:56:39,840 I thought Palmer Field was that way. 749 00:56:39,907 --> 00:56:43,934 SHANNON: It still is. Then why did you change your course? 750 00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:46,773 I think you'd be better off if we go this way. 751 00:56:46,846 --> 00:56:51,543 What are you going to do? I'm not gonna talk about it on the air. 752 00:56:58,219 --> 00:57:01,745 I thought Palm Springs was hot, but this place is simply fantastic. 753 00:57:01,821 --> 00:57:06,689 Yuma's always like this. It won't be bad after the air conditioning gets to work. 754 00:57:06,758 --> 00:57:09,817 You think that clerk'll be able to locate the justice of peace? 755 00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:12,588 Sure. The judge gives 24-hour service. 756 00:57:12,661 --> 00:57:15,891 So does the license clerk. You folks are as good as married right now. 757 00:57:15,964 --> 00:57:20,399 Here ya are. That's all right, sir. I'm an old air-force man myself. 758 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:26,396 Is that why you brought me here? To get married? 759 00:57:26,469 --> 00:57:30,404 Well, they can't deport the wife of an American citizen. 760 00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:33,769 But you'll get into trouble if you marry me. 761 00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:35,831 Sure, I will. 762 00:57:38,076 --> 00:57:40,238 Plenty of trouble. 763 00:57:46,782 --> 00:57:50,547 Wait'll I take a shower, Jim. I'm soaking wet. 764 00:57:50,618 --> 00:57:52,608 So am I. 765 00:57:55,321 --> 00:57:57,879 What will they do to you? I don't know. 766 00:57:57,955 --> 00:58:02,049 Probably kick me out of the service. Is that all? 767 00:58:02,124 --> 00:58:04,524 Isn't that enough? 768 00:58:06,059 --> 00:58:08,357 You love your air force a great deal, don't you, Jim? 769 00:58:08,429 --> 00:58:10,454 Well, I've been in it quite a while, you know. 770 00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:13,054 Then why are you doing this? Wouldn't you do the same for me? 771 00:58:13,131 --> 00:58:14,723 No. You wouldn't? 772 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,823 Of course not. 773 00:58:28,874 --> 00:58:32,638 ANNA: Was that better? You're still going too high. 774 00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:34,699 Watch this. 775 00:58:38,513 --> 00:58:40,707 ANNA: I see. 776 00:58:55,825 --> 00:58:57,758 ANNA: How was that? 777 00:58:57,825 --> 00:59:00,258 SHANNON: Well, now you got it! 778 00:59:14,936 --> 00:59:18,893 SHANNON: Hello, Palmer Tower, this is 1-9-0 on base leg. 779 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,904 Gear down and in the green. 780 00:59:20,972 --> 00:59:23,838 (MAN OVER RADIO) Roger, 1-Niner-0. This is Palmer Tower. 781 00:59:23,907 --> 00:59:26,898 You are number one to land. I have a message for you. 782 00:59:26,976 --> 00:59:28,909 SHANNON: Go ahead. 783 00:59:28,978 --> 00:59:32,412 General Black requests that you report to his office at once. 784 00:59:32,479 --> 00:59:34,879 Ah, roger. 785 00:59:41,885 --> 00:59:45,649 Yesterday morning at 3:00, I told you to start back here immediately! Yes, sir. 786 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,847 You're just about 30 hours overdue. Yes, sir. 787 00:59:47,922 --> 00:59:50,412 Where have you been all this time? I've been looking all over the country for you! 788 00:59:50,491 --> 00:59:53,050 Yuma, sir. Yuma? What did you go there for? 789 00:59:53,124 --> 00:59:55,183 To get married. Married? 790 00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:57,489 You married that Russian girl? That's right. 791 00:59:57,561 --> 00:59:59,925 You married that girl after I told you she was gonna be deported? 792 00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:02,622 Yes, sir. That's why I did it. 793 01:00:02,698 --> 01:00:06,154 Will that make any difference? Not after two or three years of red tape. 794 01:00:06,234 --> 01:00:10,100 An alien cannot be deported if it works a hardship on an American citizen. 795 01:00:10,169 --> 01:00:11,913 Jim Shannon, do you realize you've cooked your 796 01:00:11,929 --> 01:00:13,763 whole career just to get this girl out of a jam? 797 01:00:13,838 --> 01:00:17,533 Yes, sir, I thought about that. I've been thinking a lot about it. 798 01:00:17,608 --> 01:00:19,437 Apparently, you're in love with her. 799 01:00:19,508 --> 01:00:22,032 What else does it look like? 800 01:00:22,109 --> 01:00:24,338 Well, I'm sorry, Jim, very sorry, 801 01:00:24,410 --> 01:00:26,570 but I think I've got a pretty fast cure for it. 802 01:00:26,645 --> 01:00:28,805 Cure? I don't know that I wanna be cured. 803 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,474 As your wife, she can't be deported for some time. 804 01:00:31,549 --> 01:00:33,846 That part you've accomplished. But that's only peanuts. 805 01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:36,975 Now I'll tell you the real jam you're in. You're married to a Soviet agent. 806 01:00:37,051 --> 01:00:40,747 Yes, sir, one of their best. What? 807 01:00:40,821 --> 01:00:45,017 I understand she drove the British Intelligence absolutely nuts. 808 01:00:45,090 --> 01:00:47,353 Mister, you'll have to prove this to me. 809 01:00:47,424 --> 01:00:49,550 That I think I can do. 810 01:00:56,397 --> 01:00:58,523 MAN: Hello? ANNA: Hello. 811 01:00:58,598 --> 01:01:02,055 I'm calling Alhambra-93434. 812 01:01:02,133 --> 01:01:05,158 MAN: I'm sorry. This is Alhambra-92424. 813 01:01:05,236 --> 01:01:08,294 You have the wrong number. That's their recognition signal. 814 01:01:08,371 --> 01:01:10,703 ANNA: This is Olga. 815 01:01:10,772 --> 01:01:13,069 MAN: When did you arrive? 816 01:02:01,469 --> 01:02:04,301 Jim. 817 01:02:04,371 --> 01:02:06,634 Was it bad? 818 01:02:06,706 --> 01:02:09,367 Yeah. Was it worse than you thought? 819 01:02:09,441 --> 01:02:13,536 Yeah. What are they going to do to you? 820 01:02:13,611 --> 01:02:15,873 I don't know yet. 821 01:02:15,945 --> 01:02:18,845 They haven't decided. 822 01:02:18,913 --> 01:02:23,076 Well, that's terrible. I know what it is to wait. 823 01:02:29,687 --> 01:02:31,813 MAN: Hello? ANNA: Hello. 824 01:02:31,888 --> 01:02:36,186 I'm calling Alhambra-93434. I'm sorry. 825 01:02:36,257 --> 01:02:38,452 This is Alhambra-92424. 826 01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:41,323 You have the wrong number. This is Olga. 827 01:02:41,394 --> 01:02:44,725 When did you arrive? On the morning of the 11 th. 828 01:02:44,796 --> 01:02:47,696 How much fuel did you have left? Practically none. 829 01:02:47,763 --> 01:02:50,994 Haven't you anything more to tell me? Yes, but I have no time now. 830 01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,000 Where are you talking from? 831 01:02:53,068 --> 01:02:56,661 Apay telephone in the ladies'room of a nightclub in Palm Springs. 832 01:02:56,736 --> 01:03:00,296 I will mail the rest of my report. Good-bye. 833 01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:06,975 Hello, Olga. 834 01:03:11,879 --> 01:03:14,971 Will you listen to me a minute, Jim? What for? 835 01:03:15,047 --> 01:03:17,037 Jim! 836 01:03:18,350 --> 01:03:21,477 Jim. Jim and Anna. 837 01:03:21,551 --> 01:03:23,711 Anna and Jim. 838 01:03:23,785 --> 01:03:25,810 What are you going to do to me? I don't know. 839 01:03:25,887 --> 01:03:28,650 Things are flying around in my head like feathers in a bag. 840 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:31,350 Are you going to kill me? I don't know. 841 01:03:31,424 --> 01:03:33,913 Whatever happens, I wish you'd remember one thing. What's that? 842 01:03:33,992 --> 01:03:36,483 I've hated myself for doing this to you. You mean you hated being a spy? 843 01:03:36,561 --> 01:03:38,721 I'm not ashamed of that. Then what are you talkin' about? 844 01:03:38,795 --> 01:03:40,886 Marrying you. I tried to keep you from doing it. 845 01:03:40,963 --> 01:03:43,692 Is that all that's worrying you? Yes. 846 01:03:43,765 --> 01:03:46,324 Well, I got somethin' that's bothering me a lot more. 847 01:03:46,399 --> 01:03:49,026 What is it? 848 01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:51,569 I'm still in love with you. 849 01:03:52,904 --> 01:03:54,927 Oh, Jim. 850 01:03:55,005 --> 01:03:57,336 Then this hasn't changed everything. 851 01:03:57,406 --> 01:04:00,772 Afraid it hasn't changed anything. 852 01:04:00,842 --> 01:04:03,605 Oh, Jim. 853 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:05,667 You're divine. 854 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,845 (BIG BAND) 855 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:15,341 Oh, why didn't you think of this before? 856 01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:18,579 I've been a little busy the last few days. 857 01:04:18,654 --> 01:04:22,247 Let's catch another drink. By all means. 858 01:04:26,990 --> 01:04:29,117 Shall we eat something? Why, are you hungry? 859 01:04:29,192 --> 01:04:32,217 Not particularly. But I always heard that condemned criminals... 860 01:04:32,294 --> 01:04:34,760 eat a hearty meal the night before they're hanged. 861 01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:37,228 Yeah, but there's no bar at the jail. 862 01:04:37,297 --> 01:04:39,259 If they could have all they want to drink, I'll 863 01:04:39,274 --> 01:04:41,129 bet they wouldn't worry much about the food. 864 01:04:41,199 --> 01:04:43,793 What'll we have? Go for some more champagne? 865 01:04:43,868 --> 01:04:47,325 Mmm! Like we did last night? Yeah. 866 01:04:47,404 --> 01:04:49,564 That was fabulous. 867 01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:57,509 But I had the most terrible dream. You did? 868 01:04:59,210 --> 01:05:02,042 I dreamt I lost my beautiful... 869 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,280 Hello, Charlie. Haven't seen you for a week or two, Colonel. 870 01:05:07,349 --> 01:05:10,077 Where have you been? We've been doing our drinking at home. 871 01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:13,585 Two Tom Collins. And instead of club soda, make it champagne. 872 01:05:13,652 --> 01:05:15,586 Oh, no wonder you stayed home. 873 01:05:17,221 --> 01:05:19,245 That was no dream. 874 01:05:19,322 --> 01:05:21,313 It wasn't? 875 01:05:23,359 --> 01:05:25,417 Didn't I have it on when I woke up? 876 01:05:25,493 --> 01:05:29,825 When I came to, all you had on was... my bathrobe. 877 01:05:29,896 --> 01:05:32,830 Oh, yes. 878 01:05:33,999 --> 01:05:37,524 I put that on for the milkman. 879 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,931 Now, let's see. 880 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:42,061 When was the last time I wore it? 881 01:05:46,605 --> 01:05:50,131 I seem to remember taking it out of a hatbox. 882 01:05:54,944 --> 01:05:58,605 Say, that was in Yuma. 883 01:06:00,748 --> 01:06:03,340 Mmm, Yuma. 884 01:06:05,217 --> 01:06:07,446 I know where it is. 885 01:06:13,222 --> 01:06:15,155 Where are you going? 886 01:06:15,223 --> 01:06:17,282 I washed it when we got back here, and it's been hanging out on the line ever since... 887 01:06:17,357 --> 01:06:19,291 along with the rest of my nice underwear. 888 01:06:19,358 --> 01:06:22,588 Oh, if anybody's taken it Don't worry. Nobody's gonna bother it. 889 01:06:22,661 --> 01:06:24,686 Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. 890 01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:27,389 And what's the difference? I can always buy you another one. 891 01:06:27,464 --> 01:06:29,398 Mmm. 892 01:06:29,466 --> 01:06:31,899 Not like this one. 893 01:06:31,967 --> 01:06:34,263 Does it mean that much to you? 894 01:06:34,334 --> 01:06:36,665 (ENDS) (APPLAUSE) 895 01:06:36,737 --> 01:06:38,704 Hello, Jim. Oh. 896 01:06:38,771 --> 01:06:41,637 Well, everything seems to be okay with you two. How can you tell? 897 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:45,765 The light in the lady's eyes. The light that was never seen on land or sea. 898 01:06:45,842 --> 01:06:48,708 When did you get back? Just a little while ago. 899 01:06:48,777 --> 01:06:52,007 You're wanted on the phone. 900 01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:55,137 Honest? Just heard 'em paging you in the lounge. 901 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:57,773 I'll be right back. Will you stay with Anna? 902 01:06:57,849 --> 01:06:59,783 Certainly. 903 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:03,007 Please hurry. 904 01:07:05,453 --> 01:07:08,785 Do you have a call for me, Henry? Yes, sir. 905 01:07:08,856 --> 01:07:11,050 You can take it in the office. 906 01:07:16,594 --> 01:07:18,527 Well, Jim. General. 907 01:07:18,595 --> 01:07:20,529 We got our okay from Washington. Swell. 908 01:07:20,596 --> 01:07:23,155 But I don't like this business. I never have. Why? 909 01:07:23,231 --> 01:07:25,461 I don't want you to stick your neck in a noose. 910 01:07:25,533 --> 01:07:27,850 Oh, I'll be all right. I don't see how anything 911 01:07:27,866 --> 01:07:30,297 can go wrong the way we've got things worked out. 912 01:07:30,369 --> 01:07:32,131 Maybe. 913 01:07:32,203 --> 01:07:34,932 But I want you to know, if you have any doubts, it isn't too late to say so. 914 01:07:35,005 --> 01:07:38,439 Do you understand? That's why I didn't bring Rivers and Sinclair along. 915 01:07:38,507 --> 01:07:41,634 You can back out right now. I'll take the bump. Be glad to. 916 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:44,176 Thanks, General, but I wouldn't miss this for anything. 917 01:07:44,244 --> 01:07:47,302 No kidding. So long, sir. 918 01:07:47,379 --> 01:07:49,777 Thanks, Rex. Oh, you don't have to thank me. 919 01:07:49,847 --> 01:07:52,144 I don't mind babysitting this kind of a baby. 920 01:07:52,215 --> 01:07:54,341 Any news? 921 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:57,543 Yeah. 922 01:07:57,619 --> 01:08:00,212 See ya later. Okay. 923 01:08:00,287 --> 01:08:02,220 Is this it? 924 01:08:02,288 --> 01:08:04,778 Have they finally decided what they're going to do to us? 925 01:08:04,856 --> 01:08:07,483 Yes. What about you? 926 01:08:07,557 --> 01:08:10,583 They're gonna let me off with a reprimand. 927 01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:14,025 Is that all? Oh, that's fantastic. 928 01:08:14,095 --> 01:08:16,426 They don't suspect you of any complicity? 929 01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:18,463 Why should they? 930 01:08:18,532 --> 01:08:21,328 This is really an amazing country. 931 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,333 Do you know what they'd do to you in Russia? 932 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,527 They'd either shoot you or send you to the uranium mines. 933 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,263 Oh, Jim, I'm so happy for you. 934 01:08:34,774 --> 01:08:36,707 All right. Tell me. 935 01:08:36,776 --> 01:08:39,504 As good as it is for me, it's that bad for you. 936 01:08:39,577 --> 01:08:41,544 Go on. 937 01:08:41,611 --> 01:08:43,909 Looks like 15 years in the penitentiary... 938 01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:46,105 the way they're tightening up on you commies. 939 01:08:46,181 --> 01:08:48,911 Five years. That's the worst they can do to me, and a $10,000 fine. 940 01:08:48,983 --> 01:08:52,611 Put 10 years on top of that for transmitting stolen information... 941 01:08:52,686 --> 01:08:54,618 and another $10,000 fine. 942 01:08:54,686 --> 01:08:59,621 Why? Well, they got that report you tried to send out. 943 01:08:59,689 --> 01:09:01,987 Fifteen years? 944 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:05,218 I'll be an old woman by the time I get out. 945 01:09:08,094 --> 01:09:11,119 What about us? Where will you be? 946 01:09:11,196 --> 01:09:13,255 I was thinking the same thing. 947 01:09:13,331 --> 01:09:15,958 I've never had too much fear of death, 948 01:09:16,033 --> 01:09:20,525 but somehow this seems more frightening. 949 01:09:20,602 --> 01:09:22,762 Fifteen years! 950 01:09:22,837 --> 01:09:24,736 I wouldn't expect you to wait that long. 951 01:09:24,804 --> 01:09:26,738 It wouldn't do any good if I did. 952 01:09:26,806 --> 01:09:29,501 They'll deport you when you've done your time. 953 01:09:31,075 --> 01:09:34,134 When are they going to arrest me? I don't know. 954 01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:38,203 Maybe not till after the dance. It usually breaks up around 2:00 or 3:00. 955 01:09:39,279 --> 01:09:41,270 Five hours. 956 01:09:42,682 --> 01:09:44,615 That's a long time. 957 01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:48,976 You gonna try and make a break for it? Do you think there's a chance? 958 01:09:49,053 --> 01:09:51,316 Well, there's only two of those men from the F.B.I. 959 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:54,719 One of'em's probably out in front, and one out in back. 960 01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:57,314 Now, the ladies' room is on the east side. 961 01:09:57,391 --> 01:10:00,257 If you were to drop out a window... It's no use. 962 01:10:00,327 --> 01:10:03,385 I couldn't get out of this field. It's too well-guarded. How do you know? 963 01:10:03,462 --> 01:10:07,294 I tried it night before last after you were asleep. 964 01:10:08,832 --> 01:10:12,458 Well, how'd you get by those F.B.I. Men that were planted around our house? 965 01:10:12,533 --> 01:10:16,127 I've had a lot of experience in that sort of work. 966 01:10:16,202 --> 01:10:21,899 And the only way you can get out of this field is to have a gate pass. 967 01:10:21,972 --> 01:10:23,964 I'm thinking of an easier way. 968 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,564 What's that? I could take you out by plane. 969 01:10:26,642 --> 01:10:30,099 Are you insane? Haven't I got you in enough trouble? 970 01:10:30,178 --> 01:10:32,975 I won't get in any trouble over this. Why not? 971 01:10:33,046 --> 01:10:37,845 If we leave now, we'll probably be in Siberia before this dance breaks up. 972 01:10:37,915 --> 01:10:39,746 Siberia? 973 01:10:39,817 --> 01:10:43,182 Let's go on in and finish our drinks. 974 01:10:56,927 --> 01:10:59,622 First call for French 75's I've had in a long time. 975 01:10:59,695 --> 01:11:02,389 They're all right if you like a direct hit. 976 01:11:04,332 --> 01:11:07,027 Well, here's one for the road. 977 01:11:08,334 --> 01:11:11,233 Are you serious? 978 01:11:11,303 --> 01:11:13,236 What else could I do? 979 01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:17,363 I don't think I'd be very happy without you. 980 01:11:26,412 --> 01:11:29,868 They have anything like this in Russia? 981 01:11:29,947 --> 01:11:32,938 We can get the champagne. I don't know about the gin. 982 01:11:33,016 --> 01:11:35,279 I can make 'em with vodka. 983 01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:36,492 Are they as good? 984 01:11:36,508 --> 01:11:39,614 All right if you don't mind the Russian breath. 985 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,517 What's that? 986 01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:44,181 Knocks everything over within 15 feet. 987 01:11:44,256 --> 01:11:47,349 (LAUGHS, COUGHING) 988 01:11:52,128 --> 01:11:54,288 (BIG BAND RESUMES) 989 01:12:24,213 --> 01:12:26,702 (ENGINE POWERING UP) 990 01:12:55,098 --> 01:12:57,589 Where ya been? I went back to the house. 991 01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,691 Back to the house? What for? 992 01:12:59,768 --> 01:13:02,167 You think I'm gonna go back to Russia without that nightgown? 993 01:13:02,235 --> 01:13:04,225 Oh! 994 01:13:30,821 --> 01:13:33,982 Well, he's off. 995 01:13:34,055 --> 01:13:37,581 Godspeed. Amen. 996 01:13:48,998 --> 01:13:52,125 What is it, Sergeant? Oh, sir. I'm worried about this F-94. 997 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,358 Number 479. It took off from here about a half 998 01:13:54,373 --> 01:13:56,362 hour ago. Colonel Shannon? What about him? 999 01:13:56,435 --> 01:13:59,562 Well, it looks like he's heading for Siberia instead of Palmer Field. 1000 01:13:59,637 --> 01:14:01,604 Siberia? 1001 01:14:06,508 --> 01:14:10,340 Hello, Air ForceJet 479. This is Fighter Control. 1002 01:14:10,411 --> 01:14:12,901 Fighter Control calling Colonel Shannon in 479. 1003 01:14:12,979 --> 01:14:17,039 This is Colonel Shannon in 479. Go ahead, Freddie. 1004 01:14:17,116 --> 01:14:19,378 Colonel Shannon, do you know where you're going? 1005 01:14:19,449 --> 01:14:22,315 According to our radar, you're headed west over the Bering Sea. 1006 01:14:22,386 --> 01:14:24,682 Yes, I know where I'm going. 1007 01:14:24,753 --> 01:14:26,584 So long, Freddie. 1008 01:14:28,989 --> 01:14:31,582 He says he knows where he's going. 1009 01:14:31,657 --> 01:14:33,782 Did you hear that, Anna? 1010 01:14:33,858 --> 01:14:36,156 Looks like the soup has hit the fan. 1011 01:14:36,227 --> 01:14:38,854 I'm surprised we got this far before they found out. 1012 01:14:38,928 --> 01:14:42,259 Every jet outfit in Alaska is probably scrambling to head us off. 1013 01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:46,992 ANNA: They'll never catch us. I'm more afraid of our jets. Why? 1014 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:49,761 You better stop dropping down a little. What for? 1015 01:14:49,834 --> 01:14:52,051 At this altitude, you'll be showing up on the 1016 01:14:52,067 --> 01:14:54,202 Soviet radar net in less than five minutes. 1017 01:14:54,271 --> 01:14:58,171 What about it? Your radio transmitter's on the wrong frequency. 1018 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,299 So I can't identify myself if they intercept us. 1019 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:04,775 They won't shoot if we lower our landing gear. Oh, yes, they will. 1020 01:15:04,844 --> 01:15:07,470 Okay, I'll go down on the deck. 1021 01:15:47,470 --> 01:15:49,732 I have one of my own. 1022 01:15:49,804 --> 01:15:53,261 What am I saying? Refusing an American cigarette. 1023 01:15:57,109 --> 01:15:59,508 Why did you let him destroy that plane? 1024 01:15:59,577 --> 01:16:01,401 If he hadn't, our fighter and the flak would. 1025 01:16:01,417 --> 01:16:02,976 Why didn't you shoot our fighter down? 1026 01:16:03,045 --> 01:16:07,173 I told Shannon to, but he said he didn't come over here to start a war. 1027 01:16:07,247 --> 01:16:09,875 War? What war? That's idiotic. 1028 01:16:09,950 --> 01:16:13,076 Why didn't you shoot Shannon? I didn't have anything to shoot him with. 1029 01:16:13,151 --> 01:16:16,916 Nonsense. You have been taught to kill without weapons. 1030 01:16:16,987 --> 01:16:19,352 I thought of that. Then why didn't you do it? 1031 01:16:21,157 --> 01:16:25,558 I couldn't make up my mind at the moment which was the most valuable to us... 1032 01:16:25,626 --> 01:16:27,559 the plane or my husband. 1033 01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,992 Is that why you decided in his favor? 1034 01:16:30,062 --> 01:16:34,258 No. He's one of the best jet men in the United States. 1035 01:16:34,331 --> 01:16:36,458 You couldn't ask for a better encyclopedia. 1036 01:16:36,533 --> 01:16:38,864 And you're one of the best in this country, 1037 01:16:38,935 --> 01:16:41,732 and I cannot believe the Americans got much information out of you. 1038 01:16:41,802 --> 01:16:44,964 Of course not. But this is different. 1039 01:16:45,038 --> 01:16:48,028 Why? The man's in love with me. 1040 01:16:48,107 --> 01:16:50,199 There's nothing he wouldn't do for me. 1041 01:16:50,274 --> 01:16:53,538 You believe he's completely under your domination? 1042 01:16:55,077 --> 01:16:57,601 Haven't I proved that? 1043 01:16:57,679 --> 01:17:00,943 Vassily, I am glad to see you again. 1044 01:17:01,014 --> 01:17:02,981 This is my husband, Colonel Shannon, 1045 01:17:03,049 --> 01:17:05,107 late of the United States Air Force. 1046 01:17:05,183 --> 01:17:07,840 Colonel Shannon, it's a rare privilege to welcome an American 1047 01:17:07,856 --> 01:17:10,141 Air Force officer to the Soviet Union, however late. 1048 01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:13,312 You're the first, but I hope you will not be the last. 1049 01:17:13,387 --> 01:17:15,446 I hope so too. 1050 01:17:18,992 --> 01:17:23,188 And I salute your courage... and your judgment. 1051 01:17:23,261 --> 01:17:26,524 It's quite a story. Would you like to hear it? 1052 01:17:26,597 --> 01:17:29,792 No, no, I've heard all about it. 1053 01:17:29,865 --> 01:17:34,267 My interest in you is going to be purely technical. 1054 01:17:37,469 --> 01:17:40,903 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 1055 01:17:40,972 --> 01:17:44,235 You've had a long day's travel. You must be a little tired. 1056 01:17:44,306 --> 01:17:47,468 I haven't been getting much rest lately. 1057 01:17:49,277 --> 01:17:51,676 Show this gentleman to his quarters. 1058 01:17:55,081 --> 01:17:57,878 I'll call on you tomorrow around 10:00. 1059 01:17:57,948 --> 01:17:59,939 Okay, sir. 1060 01:18:08,688 --> 01:18:10,621 Well, go ahead. After you, sir. 1061 01:18:10,689 --> 01:18:12,623 Go on! You go first. 1062 01:18:12,691 --> 01:18:14,623 We insist. What's the matter with these guys? 1063 01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,381 Well, they were told to follow us. How can 1064 01:18:16,397 --> 01:18:18,183 they follow us if you tell them to go ahead? 1065 01:18:18,261 --> 01:18:20,751 Oh. 1066 01:18:20,829 --> 01:18:22,762 Pardon me. 1067 01:18:29,835 --> 01:18:31,834 Why are they following us? I'm afraid your 1068 01:18:31,850 --> 01:18:34,099 movements here will be more or less restricted. 1069 01:18:34,170 --> 01:18:37,138 Maria. Olga. 1070 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:42,707 Who was that? Don't you remember that famous woman sniper? 1071 01:18:42,775 --> 01:18:45,834 The one who killed over a hundred Germans? That's her. 1072 01:18:45,911 --> 01:18:48,344 Well, is that the way you reward your heroes? 1073 01:18:48,412 --> 01:18:52,972 Well, the trip she made to the States had rather a strange affect on her. It did? 1074 01:18:53,048 --> 01:18:55,881 When she came back, she started shooting at Russians. 1075 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,849 Right in there, sir. The door is unlocked. 1076 01:19:03,888 --> 01:19:07,345 Not quite as nice as your place in Palmer Field. 1077 01:19:07,423 --> 01:19:09,914 Palmer Field. 1078 01:19:09,992 --> 01:19:12,391 Are you sorry you left it? 1079 01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:14,654 Would it do any good if I were? 1080 01:19:14,728 --> 01:19:17,753 No. Why worry about it? Come on. 1081 01:19:17,830 --> 01:19:20,923 My quarters are over there. Your quarters? 1082 01:19:20,999 --> 01:19:24,433 I received very definite orders to that effect before I left Moscow. 1083 01:19:24,501 --> 01:19:27,833 What's wrong? You're my wife, aren't you? Yes, but orders are orders. 1084 01:19:27,902 --> 01:19:31,167 What are they up to? Are they trying to put pressure on me? 1085 01:19:31,238 --> 01:19:33,672 Well, you haven't been too cooperative. 1086 01:19:33,739 --> 01:19:35,707 I've been talking my head off. That's true. 1087 01:19:35,774 --> 01:19:39,641 But so far, you haven't told us anything we don't know. Well, it's not my fault. 1088 01:19:39,710 --> 01:19:41,644 There's a lot of stuff I seem to have forgotten. 1089 01:19:41,712 --> 01:19:43,872 I can't make it out. 1090 01:19:43,947 --> 01:19:46,311 I usually have a pretty good memory. 1091 01:19:46,381 --> 01:19:48,780 I may see you tomorrow. Well, wait a minute. 1092 01:19:48,849 --> 01:19:51,907 Why? This is all so sudden. I'm gonna miss you. 1093 01:19:51,984 --> 01:19:54,315 Don't worry. You'll have a batman to look after you. 1094 01:19:54,385 --> 01:19:57,080 A batman? What do I want with a batman? 1095 01:19:57,154 --> 01:20:01,714 He'll come in and he'll cook for you and clean up, do your laundry and so forth. 1096 01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:05,657 And so forth? Shall I let him wash that nightie of yours? 1097 01:20:05,726 --> 01:20:08,626 Did I put that in your suitcase? Oh, don't let the batman touch it. 1098 01:20:08,695 --> 01:20:10,628 Please hide it somewhere for me. Hide it? 1099 01:20:10,695 --> 01:20:12,629 He'll steal it. A nightgown? 1100 01:20:12,697 --> 01:20:15,893 You can't buy anything like that in the Soviet. I wouldn't lose it for anything. 1101 01:20:15,966 --> 01:20:18,933 I'm not even going to wear it anymore. I don't blame you. 1102 01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:21,025 I'll bring it over to you after dinner. 1103 01:20:21,102 --> 01:20:23,262 You'd better not. 1104 01:20:23,337 --> 01:20:25,997 You mean I can't come and see you if I want to? 1105 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:29,039 Not unless I receive orders to that effect. And you can't come and see me? 1106 01:20:29,106 --> 01:20:31,267 No. I won't stand for it. 1107 01:20:31,341 --> 01:20:34,571 I don't know what else you can do. 1108 01:20:34,644 --> 01:20:37,133 I'll complain to Washington. 1109 01:20:42,548 --> 01:20:45,482 Well, it looks like Shannon still has everything under control. 1110 01:20:45,550 --> 01:20:47,483 Did you hear from the State Department? 1111 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,541 The Russian government says they have no record... 1112 01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:53,611 of a ColonelJames Shannon being found in Siberia or elsewhere as yet. 1113 01:20:53,687 --> 01:20:57,019 I guess that means Shannon hasn't reached the end of his rope. 1114 01:20:57,090 --> 01:20:59,956 When are you gonna raise the ante? Ten days, two weeks. 1115 01:21:00,026 --> 01:21:04,859 We might offer as high as half a dozen Soviet agents in exchange forJim. 1116 01:21:04,929 --> 01:21:07,453 Well, I think it ought to be done right away. Why? 1117 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:11,862 Well, he might run out of stuff to tell 'em. You heard what that Russian dame said. 1118 01:21:11,932 --> 01:21:15,231 To them, pressure means torture... or worse. 1119 01:21:15,302 --> 01:21:18,861 I'd like to know what that drug is that they use. We know what it is. 1120 01:21:18,937 --> 01:21:21,303 The same stuff they gave Cardinal Mindszenty? Mm-hmm. 1121 01:21:21,372 --> 01:21:23,806 Worst part of it, they've improved it. 1122 01:21:23,873 --> 01:21:29,400 Now it even makes you forget that you've forgotten. 1123 01:21:29,477 --> 01:21:32,934 We've been making excellent progress with Colonel Shannon. 1124 01:21:33,012 --> 01:21:37,380 Until yesterday, I've been completely satisfied in regard to his sincerity. 1125 01:21:37,448 --> 01:21:42,008 What happened? Well, I brought up the matter of the parasite fighters. 1126 01:21:42,084 --> 01:21:44,142 He said he had no experience with them. 1127 01:21:44,219 --> 01:21:47,187 That's quite possible. I don't think so. 1128 01:21:47,254 --> 01:21:50,222 We know they've perfected their method of hooking back onto the mother bomber, 1129 01:21:50,289 --> 01:21:54,691 which could only have been done by experts of his type. 1130 01:21:54,759 --> 01:21:56,693 He never mentioned any such work to me. 1131 01:21:56,760 --> 01:22:00,718 I still think you might be able to help us. How? 1132 01:22:00,796 --> 01:22:04,890 Perhaps you can persuade him to show us their method. 1133 01:22:04,965 --> 01:22:07,270 You mean for him to actually fly one of our 1134 01:22:07,286 --> 01:22:09,923 parasite jets and return it to the mother bomber? 1135 01:22:10,001 --> 01:22:12,264 Do you want him to be killed? Of course not. 1136 01:22:12,335 --> 01:22:15,065 But you know there must be something wrong with our methods or our equipment. 1137 01:22:15,138 --> 01:22:17,264 We've already lost several of our best pilots. 1138 01:22:17,339 --> 01:22:20,329 If our equipment or our methods are at fault, 1139 01:22:20,408 --> 01:22:25,275 then Colonel Shannon will naturally tell us what's wrong before he uses them. 1140 01:22:27,645 --> 01:22:30,204 That seems reasonable. 1141 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,474 Whether or not he'll see it that way, I can't promise. 1142 01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,845 Why not? This is a matter of vital tactics. 1143 01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:37,577 You should have no trouble. Why? 1144 01:22:37,651 --> 01:22:40,880 He betrayed the United States for you. He became a deserter on your behalf. 1145 01:22:40,952 --> 01:22:45,081 Compared to that, this parasite fighter thing means nothing. 1146 01:22:45,156 --> 01:22:47,750 Well, I suppose not. 1147 01:22:47,824 --> 01:22:50,383 And then again, it may be the last straw. 1148 01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:54,393 For him, or for you? Why not for me? What do you think I'm made of? 1149 01:22:54,461 --> 01:22:57,658 Isn't there a limit of what can be asked of me too? I know how you feel, Olga. 1150 01:22:57,731 --> 01:23:00,095 But you've done pretty well with him so far. I know. 1151 01:23:00,165 --> 01:23:02,395 But I think it's a mistake to use me at this point. 1152 01:23:02,467 --> 01:23:04,933 And I wish you'd tell Moscow so. It's too palpable... 1153 01:23:05,001 --> 01:23:08,765 I'm sorry, Olga, but you have no choice in the matter. 1154 01:23:08,836 --> 01:23:12,532 I was instructed to give you this in case you proved reluctant. 1155 01:23:18,042 --> 01:23:20,373 See ya tomorrow, boys. 1156 01:23:20,444 --> 01:23:23,640 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1157 01:23:37,588 --> 01:23:41,886 Hello, Jim. Hello, Olga. 1158 01:23:47,727 --> 01:23:49,661 Why don't you come over here? 1159 01:23:50,895 --> 01:23:53,329 The payload on that bed is pretty low. 1160 01:23:53,397 --> 01:23:55,523 (CHUCKLING) 1161 01:23:59,767 --> 01:24:02,702 You don't seem surprised to see me. Why should I be? 1162 01:24:02,770 --> 01:24:05,761 I've been expecting you, Olga. 1163 01:24:05,839 --> 01:24:10,239 "Olga." You haven't called me that lately. 1164 01:24:10,308 --> 01:24:12,901 Well, I always think of you as two girls... 1165 01:24:12,976 --> 01:24:15,442 Anna, the lovely kid I thought was a refugee, 1166 01:24:15,510 --> 01:24:19,808 and Olga, a Soviet Tootsie Roll that made a chump out of me. 1167 01:24:19,879 --> 01:24:22,312 You still hate me for that, don't you? 1168 01:24:22,381 --> 01:24:25,349 And you came here tonight to do the same thing. 1169 01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:29,577 They said they'd transfer me if I didn't. 1170 01:24:29,652 --> 01:24:32,119 Where? To Hungary. 1171 01:24:32,187 --> 01:24:34,950 Well, what's so terrible about that? 1172 01:24:55,301 --> 01:24:58,565 Do you think I could survive being separated from you? 1173 01:25:01,339 --> 01:25:03,863 Where did I hear that before? 1174 01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:08,766 It was true then. It's even more true now. 1175 01:25:08,843 --> 01:25:13,072 What are you talking about? I don't know. I... 1176 01:25:13,145 --> 01:25:15,443 I guess I've fallen in love with you. Huh? 1177 01:25:15,514 --> 01:25:18,607 I've fallen in love with you! I thought you didn't believe in it. 1178 01:25:18,682 --> 01:25:20,979 I don't. I thought I hated you... 1179 01:25:21,050 --> 01:25:23,847 as much as I hated your country and everything it stands for. 1180 01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:26,147 And now you only hate my country? 1181 01:25:27,287 --> 01:25:29,447 I don't hate anything. 1182 01:25:29,522 --> 01:25:32,888 That's what makes it so strange. I can't understand it. 1183 01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:36,792 You're good, Olga. 1184 01:25:36,859 --> 01:25:39,952 I gotta hand it to you, baby. You're the best I've ever seen. 1185 01:25:40,028 --> 01:25:42,552 You don't believe me? Why should I? 1186 01:25:42,631 --> 01:25:44,563 All right. Let me go. Why? 1187 01:25:44,631 --> 01:25:46,565 Why should I stay here? Why shouldn't you? 1188 01:25:46,633 --> 01:25:48,566 You don't believe me. You still hate me. 1189 01:25:48,633 --> 01:25:52,090 Will you stay if I show 'em how to handle that parasite fighter? 1190 01:25:55,504 --> 01:25:57,562 Are you serious? 1191 01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,607 It's all you wanted, wasn't it? 1192 01:25:59,673 --> 01:26:01,902 Well, of course. Then they won't transfer me. 1193 01:26:01,974 --> 01:26:04,067 Okay, it's a deal. 1194 01:26:04,143 --> 01:26:06,474 Oh, Jim! 1195 01:26:06,545 --> 01:26:09,638 But I'm not doing it for you. 1196 01:26:09,713 --> 01:26:12,805 I'm doing it for myself. Yourself? 1197 01:26:12,881 --> 01:26:16,713 Sure. There's nothing secret about that parasite fighter stuff. 1198 01:26:16,783 --> 01:26:19,876 But I knew if I held out on it, they'd send you over to work on me. 1199 01:26:19,952 --> 01:26:21,885 Nothing secret about it? 1200 01:26:21,954 --> 01:26:24,421 All the magazines and papers in the United States... 1201 01:26:24,488 --> 01:26:27,251 have had big spreads on it, including diagrams. 1202 01:26:27,324 --> 01:26:31,724 And we only do that with projects we've decided to abandon. 1203 01:26:31,793 --> 01:26:34,124 Still love me? Oh, let me go! 1204 01:26:34,195 --> 01:26:37,425 Why? You think I'd stay here another minute? 1205 01:26:37,497 --> 01:26:39,487 Why not? 1206 01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:43,756 (GRUNTS) 1207 01:26:49,304 --> 01:26:51,294 Ooh! 1208 01:26:53,606 --> 01:26:56,733 (SCREAMS) Give me back my pants! 1209 01:26:56,808 --> 01:26:59,105 (SOBS) Give me my pants! 1210 01:26:59,176 --> 01:27:01,507 Shh! You'll wake up the guards. (GASPS) 1211 01:27:01,578 --> 01:27:03,512 Will you give me my pants? 1212 01:27:03,579 --> 01:27:06,706 What are you hiding behind that barrel for? Why don't you get in it? 1213 01:27:06,781 --> 01:27:09,476 Give me back my pants! 1214 01:27:09,549 --> 01:27:11,846 I think I'll keep 'em for a souvenir. 1215 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:15,373 (MARCH) 1216 01:27:19,621 --> 01:27:24,922 (KNOCKING) Jim! Jim! Open the door! 1217 01:27:29,761 --> 01:27:32,092 Open the door! Please, hurry! 1218 01:27:32,163 --> 01:27:35,495 Open the door! Please, hurry! What do you want? 1219 01:27:35,565 --> 01:27:37,690 Open the door! Why? 1220 01:27:37,765 --> 01:27:39,925 The whole regimental band is coming down the street! 1221 01:27:43,470 --> 01:27:45,959 The regimental band? How many pieces? 1222 01:27:46,038 --> 01:27:48,369 Oh, I don't know. Open the door! 1223 01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:51,237 Where's that doorknob? Right there on the floor. 1224 01:27:54,610 --> 01:27:57,635 Oh, here it is. Hurry! 1225 01:27:57,712 --> 01:27:59,201 Hurry! 1226 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,475 You're gonna have to cooperate a little. What do you mean? 1227 01:28:02,548 --> 01:28:05,744 Gonna have to do a little pushing from the other side. 1228 01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:32,698 What are you looking for? 1229 01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:35,097 I've run out of cigarettes. Have you got some? 1230 01:28:35,167 --> 01:28:37,157 Russian ones. 1231 01:29:10,022 --> 01:29:13,115 Where'd you get these matches? Out of your jacket. 1232 01:29:28,767 --> 01:29:32,292 If you ever hear of me holding out again, you'll know it's on account of two things... 1233 01:29:32,368 --> 01:29:34,802 American cigarettes and American coffee. 1234 01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:38,635 Those generals cleaned me out. (PHONE RINGING) 1235 01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:41,105 I guess that's for me. 1236 01:29:45,544 --> 01:29:47,773 Yes? 1237 01:29:47,844 --> 01:29:50,472 Yes, this is she. 1238 01:29:54,749 --> 01:29:56,716 Good morning, Colonel Sokolov. 1239 01:29:58,419 --> 01:30:02,615 Yes, he's agreed to show us all he knows about the parasite fighter. 1240 01:30:04,555 --> 01:30:06,715 Good. I'll tell him. 1241 01:30:06,790 --> 01:30:09,019 He's coming by for you in a few minutes. 1242 01:30:09,091 --> 01:30:10,931 Why didn't you tell him our people had found out 1243 01:30:10,947 --> 01:30:12,651 the whole business wasn't worth the trouble? 1244 01:30:12,727 --> 01:30:17,128 He wouldn't believe it. Why, these matches are from Yuma. 1245 01:30:17,196 --> 01:30:19,356 Yeah, I've been keeping 'em for a souvenir. 1246 01:30:19,432 --> 01:30:22,160 Oh, Yuma. 1247 01:30:22,232 --> 01:30:24,859 May I have them? Not a chance. 1248 01:30:24,934 --> 01:30:27,594 Oh, Jim. What's this? Nothing. 1249 01:30:27,668 --> 01:30:30,501 Then why'd you snatch it like that? 1250 01:30:30,571 --> 01:30:33,562 I'd better get the rest of my flying togs. 1251 01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:48,539 Give me those matches, Jim. 1252 01:30:48,616 --> 01:30:52,345 Now, don't get all excited. I'm serious. 1253 01:30:52,417 --> 01:30:55,010 Then why have you got the safety on? 1254 01:30:55,086 --> 01:30:57,077 (GROANS) 1255 01:31:16,832 --> 01:31:22,167 You sure know your stuff, Olga. You're not so bad yourself. 1256 01:31:23,737 --> 01:31:25,669 I was only kiddin' ya. 1257 01:31:25,738 --> 01:31:29,036 That's just a list of the things they've been questioning me about. 1258 01:31:29,107 --> 01:31:31,039 It's quite clear. 1259 01:31:31,108 --> 01:31:36,305 I only jotted 'em down so I wouldn't get all mixed up. 1260 01:31:36,378 --> 01:31:39,004 I told ya how I keep forgetting. 1261 01:31:39,078 --> 01:31:42,706 Perhaps. But it's also an almost complete list... 1262 01:31:42,781 --> 01:31:44,839 of every weakness in the Soviet Air Force. 1263 01:31:44,915 --> 01:31:48,372 Well, that isn't my fault. There isn't a thing there they haven't asked me about. 1264 01:31:48,451 --> 01:31:50,475 You can check with Colonel Sokolov. 1265 01:31:50,552 --> 01:31:53,019 I'm going to check with Moscow first. Why? 1266 01:31:53,087 --> 01:31:56,453 You've swindled him too. Me? What did I do? 1267 01:31:56,523 --> 01:31:58,114 What did you do to me? 1268 01:31:58,191 --> 01:32:00,919 Oh, you weren't such a chump after all. You made a chump out of me. 1269 01:32:00,992 --> 01:32:04,949 You made chumps out of all of us, you... you Yankee gangster. 1270 01:32:05,028 --> 01:32:09,088 And all the time, I thought it was because you... Now you know how I felt. 1271 01:32:10,031 --> 01:32:11,964 Is that why you did it? 1272 01:32:12,033 --> 01:32:13,966 Could be. 1273 01:32:14,034 --> 01:32:17,968 The idea of paying you off in rubles was pretty hard to resist. 1274 01:32:18,037 --> 01:32:21,471 You risked more than I did. It was worth it. 1275 01:32:21,538 --> 01:32:24,232 One thing I can't understand. 1276 01:32:24,305 --> 01:32:26,264 Now that you've gathered all this information, how 1277 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:28,139 did you ever plan to get out of Russia with it? 1278 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:31,574 Same way I got in. What do you think I am? 1279 01:32:31,644 --> 01:32:34,271 I'm not worried. You've got too big for it. 1280 01:32:34,346 --> 01:32:37,939 Big for what? Your Soviet straightjacket. 1281 01:32:39,349 --> 01:32:41,612 Is that a fact? 1282 01:32:41,684 --> 01:32:44,015 Wait a minute, Olga. 1283 01:32:44,085 --> 01:32:47,247 If you turn me in, you'll be turning yourself in too. Why? 1284 01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,549 You brought me here, didn't you? 1285 01:32:49,622 --> 01:32:53,079 And if I know Moscow, we'll both end up against the same wall. 1286 01:32:53,158 --> 01:32:56,819 Don't worry. They won't shoot you. Why not? 1287 01:32:56,893 --> 01:33:00,918 You're 10 times more valuable as an enemy agent than you ever were as a traitor. 1288 01:33:02,530 --> 01:33:05,293 What are you gonna do, have me stuffed? 1289 01:33:05,365 --> 01:33:08,060 Courage won't help you. Your government trusts you. 1290 01:33:08,133 --> 01:33:11,760 And if I know Moscow, they'll really make use of that. 1291 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:14,894 All that bunk about love last night. 1292 01:33:14,970 --> 01:33:18,597 I knew it wasn't on the level. 1293 01:33:18,672 --> 01:33:21,106 Or was it? Stay where you are, Jim! 1294 01:33:25,876 --> 01:33:28,208 Must be Colonel Sokolov. 1295 01:33:28,279 --> 01:33:30,974 Let him in. 1296 01:33:31,047 --> 01:33:33,276 Let him in yourself. 1297 01:34:00,131 --> 01:34:02,098 Good morning, Colonel. Be right with you. 1298 01:34:09,670 --> 01:34:11,661 Pardon me, Colonel. 1299 01:34:14,806 --> 01:34:19,504 If this be forever, baby, then forever fare thee well. 1300 01:34:32,784 --> 01:34:37,186 This is Lieutenant Orlieff. I wish to speak to General Langrad in Moscow. 1301 01:34:39,956 --> 01:34:43,355 Yes, General Dimitri Langrad. 1302 01:34:43,424 --> 01:34:46,449 (RINGING) 1303 01:34:46,526 --> 01:34:49,221 Yes? Who? 1304 01:34:49,294 --> 01:34:51,227 Put her through. 1305 01:34:51,295 --> 01:34:53,285 I'll call you back. 1306 01:34:55,232 --> 01:34:57,164 Well, Olga, what can I do for you? 1307 01:34:57,232 --> 01:35:00,092 Something has happened that I must report, sir. 1308 01:35:00,107 --> 01:35:01,066 Go ahead. 1309 01:35:01,135 --> 01:35:03,967 It's in regard to my husband, Colonel Shannon. 1310 01:35:05,872 --> 01:35:07,862 Well, 1311 01:35:09,173 --> 01:35:11,333 I, uh... 1312 01:35:11,407 --> 01:35:13,533 I merely wanted to suggest that... 1313 01:35:13,609 --> 01:35:17,476 Colonel Sokolov be a little more discreet when interrogating him. 1314 01:35:19,412 --> 01:35:21,606 Well, my husband has been talking things over with me, 1315 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:24,546 and while he doesn't seem to realize it himself, 1316 01:35:24,616 --> 01:35:27,426 it's quite clear to me that Colonel Sokolov is only questioning 1317 01:35:27,442 --> 01:35:29,916 him about subjects we've made little or no progress in. 1318 01:35:29,986 --> 01:35:32,044 What's wrong with that? 1319 01:35:34,655 --> 01:35:37,020 Oh, you think he should be more subtle? 1320 01:35:38,024 --> 01:35:40,389 I'll think it over. Perhaps you're right. 1321 01:35:40,459 --> 01:35:44,450 I had no idea Colonel Sokolov was so well-informed, 1322 01:35:44,528 --> 01:35:46,518 or you either for that matter. 1323 01:36:24,018 --> 01:36:25,668 If you're gonna get anywhere with these things, 1324 01:36:25,684 --> 01:36:27,384 you'd better breed yourselves a race of midgets. 1325 01:36:29,555 --> 01:36:31,489 What are you doin' over here? 1326 01:36:31,556 --> 01:36:33,682 I heard you were going to make the drop in this thing today. 1327 01:36:33,757 --> 01:36:37,351 They're sure in an awful rush. No wonder you lose so many pilots. 1328 01:36:37,426 --> 01:36:40,861 If you're not ready to do it, you don't have to do it. Who said so? 1329 01:36:40,929 --> 01:36:42,715 Colonel Sokolov. He promised me that. But he 1330 01:36:42,731 --> 01:36:44,693 hasn't been around for the last couple of weeks. 1331 01:36:44,764 --> 01:36:48,392 He was sent to Moscow. But why don't you wait until he comes back? 1332 01:36:48,466 --> 01:36:52,093 Oh, I'm as ready as I'll ever be, but... But what? 1333 01:36:52,168 --> 01:36:56,069 That rocket motor's about as reliable as a $2 coronet. 1334 01:36:56,138 --> 01:36:58,071 Even with you working on it? 1335 01:36:58,139 --> 01:37:02,597 We only let you people steal our defective stuff. 1336 01:37:02,675 --> 01:37:05,165 Yeah, I know that. 1337 01:37:05,243 --> 01:37:07,233 That's why I'm so worried about you. 1338 01:37:08,478 --> 01:37:11,309 Don't worry, baby. I love you too. 1339 01:37:12,615 --> 01:37:15,776 You're not lying to me? What are we gonna have for lunch? 1340 01:37:15,850 --> 01:37:18,249 Same as we had yesterday. Blintzes! 1341 01:37:18,318 --> 01:37:21,309 We had those the day before too. Well, what would you like? 1342 01:37:21,385 --> 01:37:24,649 How about a nice, big, juicy steak? 1343 01:37:24,721 --> 01:37:27,712 Mmm! Palm Springs. 1344 01:37:27,790 --> 01:37:30,224 Haven't you anyplace like that around here? 1345 01:37:30,291 --> 01:37:34,226 I don't think there's anyplace like that in the whole world. 1346 01:37:40,698 --> 01:37:43,029 There's Colonel Matoff. 1347 01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:45,067 Aren't you gonna say good-bye? 1348 01:37:45,134 --> 01:37:48,795 Oh, no. Good luck. 1349 01:37:51,503 --> 01:37:55,404 Colonel Matoff! My dear Olga, how you've changed. 1350 01:37:55,473 --> 01:37:57,839 Changed? Yes, you're more beautiful than ever. 1351 01:37:57,909 --> 01:38:02,605 Colonel Matoff! Oh. 1352 01:38:09,915 --> 01:38:12,475 How is everything in Berlin? Well the, 1353 01:38:12,551 --> 01:38:15,313 uh... 1354 01:38:15,385 --> 01:38:18,012 the Americans are still there. 1355 01:38:18,087 --> 01:38:20,020 (CHUCKLES) 1356 01:38:20,089 --> 01:38:22,613 I must congratulate you on the way you've handled this one of yours. 1357 01:38:22,690 --> 01:38:24,987 Moscow is very pleased as you shall see. 1358 01:38:25,058 --> 01:38:28,253 They've given you another important project. 1359 01:38:28,326 --> 01:38:30,317 Excuse me. 1360 01:38:37,332 --> 01:38:39,265 I must find Colonel Sokolov. 1361 01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:42,529 If you mean your superior officer, you won't have to look very far. 1362 01:38:42,602 --> 01:38:44,899 Why? I'm taking his place. 1363 01:38:44,970 --> 01:38:48,267 This is the passenger mentioned in your orders. 1364 01:38:48,339 --> 01:38:50,601 Captain Orlieff, may I present Lieutenant Diompkin. 1365 01:38:50,673 --> 01:38:53,437 "Captain"? You've been promoted. 1366 01:38:53,509 --> 01:38:56,306 Lieutenant Diompkin is your assistant. 1367 01:38:56,378 --> 01:38:59,641 Really? Your plane is ready, Captain. 1368 01:38:59,712 --> 01:39:02,680 I'll be with you in a few moments. 1369 01:39:02,747 --> 01:39:06,614 Uh, Colonel Sokolov, he has been promoted also? Oh, yes, 1370 01:39:06,683 --> 01:39:09,207 to the uranium mine. 1371 01:39:09,285 --> 01:39:12,048 Colonel Sokolov? (LAUGHING) 1372 01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:16,350 You're the only one who hasn't been contaminated by this American. 1373 01:39:17,690 --> 01:39:20,522 Thank goodness I shall have no personal contact with him. 1374 01:39:20,592 --> 01:39:22,456 Why? 1375 01:39:22,526 --> 01:39:27,291 He's to be exchanged for five very valuable countrymen of ours. 1376 01:39:27,362 --> 01:39:30,057 When? 1377 01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:34,294 Well, if he doesn't get blown up in that thing, 1378 01:39:34,367 --> 01:39:36,458 I have orders to send him to Moscow tomorrow... 1379 01:39:36,534 --> 01:39:40,902 where, I imagine, he'll be turned over to the American ambassador. 1380 01:39:40,971 --> 01:39:42,904 Tomorrow? 1381 01:39:44,740 --> 01:39:46,673 Oh, it's time for you to leave. 1382 01:39:46,740 --> 01:39:48,537 Now? Yes, you must leave at once. 1383 01:39:49,643 --> 01:39:51,633 Tomorrow? 1384 01:40:14,291 --> 01:40:17,623 Why are you so concerned? 1385 01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,751 I think it's a great mistake. 1386 01:40:19,828 --> 01:40:22,226 To exchange this American? 1387 01:40:22,295 --> 01:40:25,092 Aren't you a little tired of him by now? 1388 01:40:25,164 --> 01:40:28,291 You know my personal feelings are of no consequence. 1389 01:40:28,366 --> 01:40:32,892 Then why do you say it's a great mistake to exchange him? 1390 01:40:32,969 --> 01:40:35,869 I'm afraid he knows too much. (CHUCKLES) Don't worry. 1391 01:40:35,937 --> 01:40:38,030 General Langrad is taking care of that. 1392 01:40:38,105 --> 01:40:40,335 General Langrad? 1393 01:40:40,407 --> 01:40:45,604 He has ordered me to see that Colonel Shannon be given the final medication... 1394 01:40:45,677 --> 01:40:48,872 before he is turned over to the American ambassador. 1395 01:40:48,945 --> 01:40:50,879 Medication? 1396 01:40:50,946 --> 01:40:53,607 Didn't you know we've been giving it to him all along? 1397 01:40:55,349 --> 01:40:57,874 No. Yes. 1398 01:40:57,950 --> 01:41:00,042 Our new technique... 1399 01:41:00,118 --> 01:41:02,450 just in very small doses, of course. 1400 01:41:02,519 --> 01:41:06,249 Just enough to make him forget his loyalty to his... 1401 01:41:06,322 --> 01:41:08,950 dirty, rotten, capitalistic country. 1402 01:41:09,024 --> 01:41:12,117 That's why his memory's been so bad. 1403 01:41:12,193 --> 01:41:15,161 When he returns for lunch... 1404 01:41:15,228 --> 01:41:17,160 if he does return... 1405 01:41:17,229 --> 01:41:19,924 I'll arrange to have the final dose placed in his food. 1406 01:41:19,998 --> 01:41:23,228 It will be a massive one, but completely tasteless... 1407 01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:25,733 in either a stew or an omelet. 1408 01:41:25,801 --> 01:41:29,360 But won't that destroy his memory entirely? 1409 01:41:29,436 --> 01:41:32,370 (CHUCKLING) 1410 01:41:32,438 --> 01:41:35,701 In 36 hours, he'll be a complete idiot. 1411 01:41:35,773 --> 01:41:39,606 Won't even remember who he is, much less you. 1412 01:41:39,676 --> 01:41:42,906 And now if you'll pardon me, I must talk with the local medical staff. 1413 01:41:42,978 --> 01:41:44,911 Good-bye. 1414 01:42:05,891 --> 01:42:08,792 You ever bailed out of one of these planes before? 1415 01:42:08,861 --> 01:42:12,454 No, Captain. I'm not a flier. I've never even been in a jet before. 1416 01:42:14,296 --> 01:42:17,264 I've, uh, been having a little trouble with this one. 1417 01:42:17,332 --> 01:42:20,266 Maybe I'd better take it up myself to make sure it's all right. 1418 01:42:22,435 --> 01:42:24,402 I'm sorry, Captain. 1419 01:42:24,469 --> 01:42:26,561 I've been ordered not to let you out of my sight. 1420 01:42:28,005 --> 01:42:29,938 Is that a fact? 1421 01:42:30,006 --> 01:42:31,996 Yes, Captain. 1422 01:42:32,074 --> 01:42:35,065 I've been instructed to go wherever you go. 1423 01:42:40,379 --> 01:42:42,313 Very well. 1424 01:42:42,380 --> 01:42:45,246 Get up in the back seat. You can watch me from there. 1425 01:42:49,618 --> 01:42:51,609 Oh! 1426 01:42:51,686 --> 01:42:54,244 Now you put the other foot over there. 1427 01:42:54,320 --> 01:42:56,310 (STRAINING) 1428 01:42:58,956 --> 01:43:00,947 Here. 1429 01:43:06,128 --> 01:43:09,494 You comfortable? 1430 01:43:09,564 --> 01:43:12,690 No, Captain, it's rather a tight fit. 1431 01:43:14,066 --> 01:43:17,865 Oh. Well, in that case, just pull that little red lever. 1432 01:43:17,935 --> 01:43:19,869 Then you'll have plenty of room. 1433 01:43:21,204 --> 01:43:23,865 Thank you, Captain. 1434 01:43:34,112 --> 01:43:36,238 Hey! What's wrong? 1435 01:43:36,314 --> 01:43:40,111 He made a mistake. He pulled the seat ejector instead of the seat adjustor. 1436 01:43:40,182 --> 01:43:42,548 Aah! 1437 01:44:37,584 --> 01:44:41,019 After you get this thing unbuckled, buzz me twice before you turn me loose. 1438 01:44:46,489 --> 01:44:50,515 (BUZZER SOUNDS TWICE) Okay! Tallyho! 1439 01:45:11,638 --> 01:45:14,003 "A" For Anna calling "S" For Shannon. 1440 01:45:14,073 --> 01:45:16,768 "A"For Anna calling "S"For Shannon. 1441 01:45:16,841 --> 01:45:21,002 Hello, Olga. Go ahead. This isn't Olga. 1442 01:45:21,076 --> 01:45:24,443 This is Anna. I repeat: This is Anna. 1443 01:45:24,513 --> 01:45:28,242 Oh? What's on your mind? 1444 01:45:28,313 --> 01:45:32,180 That steak you were talking about. Did you get one? 1445 01:45:32,250 --> 01:45:34,184 No. I'm afraid... 1446 01:45:34,252 --> 01:45:37,083 we'll have to get it at the same place we had it last time. 1447 01:45:37,153 --> 01:45:39,747 I repeat: The same place. 1448 01:45:39,822 --> 01:45:42,914 The same place? What are you talkin' about? Where are you? 1449 01:45:42,990 --> 01:45:45,117 You know that jet that's guarding you on top? 1450 01:45:45,192 --> 01:45:48,216 Yeah. I'm right underneath him. 1451 01:45:53,962 --> 01:45:56,522 I don't get it. What's got into you? 1452 01:45:56,598 --> 01:45:59,862 ANNA: I can only tell you, this is Anna. 1453 01:45:59,934 --> 01:46:02,127 (GUNFIRE) 1454 01:46:04,103 --> 01:46:06,696 JIM: Have you blown a fuse or something? 1455 01:46:06,771 --> 01:46:09,704 ANNA: I'll explain it to you later on. 1456 01:46:09,773 --> 01:46:12,137 (JIM CHUCKLES) Okay, Anna. 1457 01:46:12,207 --> 01:46:14,902 Give me a flight plan to that steak joint. 1458 01:46:14,975 --> 01:46:17,306 Fly a course of 90 degrees until further notice. 1459 01:46:30,219 --> 01:46:32,743 What about this jet that's guarding me down here? 1460 01:46:32,820 --> 01:46:35,480 I'll take care of him. 1461 01:46:43,126 --> 01:46:46,925 Better move over to your right. I might hit his fuel tank. 1462 01:46:46,995 --> 01:46:49,053 JIM: Okay. 1463 01:47:06,106 --> 01:47:08,198 (GUNFIRE) 1464 01:47:09,542 --> 01:47:11,475 JIM: Good work, baby. 1465 01:47:15,579 --> 01:47:19,776 JIM: What's next? How much fuel have you got? 1466 01:47:19,847 --> 01:47:23,782 Four or five minutes. There's an auxiliary field straight ahead. 1467 01:47:23,851 --> 01:47:27,478 I'll cover you when you land. Here I go! 1468 01:48:26,689 --> 01:48:29,088 (GUNFIRE) 1469 01:48:41,231 --> 01:48:44,631 How much fuel have you got? Enough to get us to Vienna. 1470 01:48:44,699 --> 01:48:47,223 Good. Give her the gun. 1471 01:49:35,163 --> 01:49:38,962 They're comin' after us like a nest of hornets. Can you hear them on the air? 1472 01:49:39,033 --> 01:49:42,092 Look behind you. You oughta be able to see them. 1473 01:49:47,438 --> 01:49:50,531 There they are. Two MIGs coming out of 7:00. 1474 01:49:50,607 --> 01:49:53,904 Let them come. I'll take care of them. What are you gonna do? 1475 01:49:53,975 --> 01:49:57,875 I don't know. I'm trying to think of something, and you'd better do the same. 1476 01:50:47,275 --> 01:50:49,799 Those guys back there are gettin' a little close. 1477 01:50:49,876 --> 01:50:53,366 Have you thought of anything? See that big cloud ahead? 1478 01:50:53,445 --> 01:50:55,707 Yes. Well, make a right turn into it. 1479 01:50:55,778 --> 01:50:58,042 Then when you get well inside of it, whip to the left. 1480 01:50:58,114 --> 01:51:02,311 Maybe we can lose them. I was just thinking the same thing. Here we go! 1481 01:51:44,743 --> 01:51:46,507 Cigarettes? 1482 01:51:46,677 --> 01:51:48,667 Cigarettes? 1483 01:51:50,546 --> 01:51:55,537 Mmm, Papa. Is this a steak, or is this a steak? 1484 01:51:55,615 --> 01:51:57,741 I bet that's all you came back for. 1485 01:51:57,816 --> 01:51:59,750 It's one of the reasons. 1486 01:51:59,818 --> 01:52:01,829 If I could make my people realize that things like 1487 01:52:01,844 --> 01:52:03,752 this are better than all the guns in the world... 1488 01:52:03,820 --> 01:52:06,014 What's the other? 1489 01:52:08,189 --> 01:52:10,452 Wipe off your chin. 122360

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