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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,860 My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. 2 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,340 That it's all how you look at it. 3 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,086 What can I tell you? Parents. 4 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,520 Here is what I know. 5 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,780 They're wrong. 6 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:01,100 My name is Alexander, and I'm the expert in bad days. 7 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:05,530 This guy knows what I'm talking about. That's not coming off. 8 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,220 Did I mention my dad is a relentless optimist? 9 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,540 We're in the home stretch. 10 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,620 And look at Mom. 11 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,651 She's not fooling anyone with that "Mom smile." 12 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,740 Believe it or not, by the time we got home... 13 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,361 this van was in better shape than we were. 14 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,287 There's my sister Emily, the actress. 15 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,060 Always ready to take a bow. 16 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:37,571 Anthony, my brother, a total winner with a great sense of style. 17 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,100 And baby Trevor. 18 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,660 Sorry, pal. Definitely not coming off. 19 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,660 Bottom line, today was an epic disaster. 20 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,340 The worst day possible. 21 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,580 Everyone in my family would agree. 22 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,940 But what they don't know, is it was all my fault. 23 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,163 And it wasn't over yet. 24 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,500 You overslept, bud. 25 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,940 Don't blow my didgeridoo! 26 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,208 What's it for, then? 27 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:51,003 You're invited! Philip Parker turning 12. 28 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,281 Tomorrow night? 29 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,700 No! 30 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,650 He's the trick to... Good morning! 31 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,300 There she is! 32 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,260 You are going to be so impressed. 33 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,260 I made what is known as... 34 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,220 the crustless quiche, the frittata. 35 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,740 Wow. What is this? 36 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,646 Two months ago, you couldn't even grill cheese, and now... 37 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,880 That looks so good. 38 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,660 Egg and cheese. 39 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,980 Excellent. 40 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,220 Thank you. 41 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,820 So, what are you gentlemen up to today? 42 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,860 Well, let's see. 43 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,140 Em has a dentist appointment this morning... 44 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,220 Right, right. 45 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,700 And then the two of us are going to Mommy and Me Yoga. 46 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,180 - With Summer? - Yes. 47 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,540 Will you tell her I still exist? 48 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,020 I will. And then when he takes his nap, 49 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,620 I'm gonna send out some resumes. 50 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,780 Good. 51 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,380 What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. 52 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,420 A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. 53 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,820 We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two 54 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,220 and a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tattoo... 55 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,420 and the dragon will come to the beat of the drum 56 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,620 at a minute or two to two today... 57 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,740 at a minute or two to two. 58 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,580 - I need to pee. - You have gum in your hair. 59 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,700 A big black bug bit a big black bear... 60 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,161 No! 61 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,940 Anthony! Alexander! Accelerate. Come on! 62 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,605 One minute! 63 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,089 If it ain't broke, right? 64 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,420 Guess what? 65 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,260 Philip Parker's having his birthday party tomorrow night. 66 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,340 That's when you're having your birthday party. 67 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,300 I know! And I just got the invitation. 68 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,140 He's going all-out, Dad. 69 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,980 He's getting an energy drink bar, 70 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,580 a Korean taco truck, a live band. 71 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,620 That sounds legit. 72 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,740 I think he's having black lights and a karaoke machine. 73 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,246 I love karaoke parties. 74 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,289 Look, can I compete with all of that? 75 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,860 Come on, your birthday's gonna be great. 76 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,860 It's gonna be fun. We're gonna have pizza. 77 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,260 I'm gonna make a cake. 78 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,100 Maybe some volleyball in the pool. 79 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,780 Philip Parker's having a fog machine and we're having pizza? 80 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,300 - Don't worry. - You're drinking coffee? 81 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,380 What about my party? 82 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,420 Since when did you start drinking coffee? 83 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,085 I'm not a morning person. 84 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,900 Can you check his diaper? 85 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,140 You just dropped Bumble Bee. 86 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,100 - You drop Bumble Bee? - I think he might be wet. 87 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,100 No. Bumble Bee. There you go. 88 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,260 Wish I could be there, bro, 89 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,500 but I got prom tomorrow night. 90 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,740 I thought that was next week. 91 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:03,780 It is what it is. 92 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,100 I'll probably be wiped out from my Peter Pan premiere... 93 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,780 but I'll be happy to sing for you and all of your friends. 94 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,860 No, no, no. 95 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,340 Think of a wonderful thought... 96 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,768 Probably Mrs. Gibson. Okay. 97 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,660 Honey, Dad's taking Emily to the dentist. 98 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,300 I've got Anthony. So you're in carpool. 99 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,660 - Take a frittata. It's a crustless quiche. - There you go. 100 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,140 What did you do to your hair? 101 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,460 Nothing. 102 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,764 Say hi to Mrs. Gibson! Remember your manners. 103 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,889 Hi, Becky! 104 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,884 Hey, Alexander. 105 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,810 Are you okay? 106 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,767 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 107 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,561 Let's go, kids. 108 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,089 Lord of the Flies? 109 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,650 Pretty scary, right? 110 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,820 Lord of the Flies is beautiful, Alexander. 111 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,420 It's a deep and meaningful allegory 112 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,420 about our own messed-up society. 113 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,540 Yeah, totally. 114 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,380 That's what I meant with "scary." 115 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,331 The society stuff. Crazy. 116 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,780 Check out this app. 117 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,260 He puts your face on some bikini model's body. 118 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,860 It's really gross and sexist. 119 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,220 This is gonna be hilarious. 120 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,780 - What are you doing? - Wait, hold on! 121 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,161 - No, no, no. - I'm not done. 122 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,521 Hey, babe. 123 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,640 Is everything okay? Your last text was so cold. 124 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,731 No, I said, "See you at school"? 125 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,700 Yeah. I'm your girlfriend, Anthony. 126 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,020 You really should end your texts 127 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,220 with "x-o-x-o" or "I heart you." 128 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,620 You can make a heart with the less-than sign and a three. 129 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,780 Yeah, I'll try to remember. 130 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,700 So, a bunch of the girls were talking, 131 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,060 and they're all going in limos. 132 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,060 We are getting a limo tomorrow, right? 133 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,580 No, I am taking my driver's test tomorrow, babe. 134 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,420 The first thing I wanna do as a licensed driver 135 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,300 is chauffeur you to the prom. 136 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,409 It'll be romantic and stuff. 137 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,100 Well, I do want it to be romantic. 138 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,640 It will be. 139 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,180 Also, I have it from a very good source who says... 140 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,780 we're being crowned Duke and Duchess 141 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,620 at the Royal Court tomorrow night at prom. 142 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,207 - That's so tight! - I know. Isn't it like the best thing ever? 143 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,460 This is the worst thing ever. 144 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,940 These look so real. 145 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,700 I can't believe Elliot text-bombed the whole school. 146 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,780 Don't worry about it, man. Elliot's an idiot. 147 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,208 No one's even gonna look at these. 148 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,100 Hey, Paul. 149 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,340 Philip, my man. 150 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,005 Nice boobs, Alexander. 151 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,620 Since when are you friends with Philip Parker? 152 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,740 We go to the same psychopharmacologist. 153 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,780 He's got ADHD, too. He's super nice. 154 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,860 No, he's not. 155 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,300 He's throwing a huge party tomorrow, 156 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,140 and it's not even his actual birthday. 157 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,900 His is next week. 158 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,260 You realize it's just gonna be you and me at my party. 159 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,881 - Actually, it might just be you. - What? 160 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,660 You've gotta come. You're my best friend. 161 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,820 Okay, but personally, I think you should just postpone. 162 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,540 Philip's popular and everybody's gonna be there. 163 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,100 Plus, his party sounds pretty dope. 164 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,880 Dude, last year your dad tap-danced with a cane. 165 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,528 Another bad party could ruin your rep forever. 166 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,820 Your dad's a nice guy, but trust me... 167 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,488 you do not want your entire social life in his hands. 168 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,880 Great job! 169 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,500 Yeah! 170 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,780 Breathe. You gave birth. You can do this. 171 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,260 Two. One. 172 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:46,804 Take your baby back to the womb. They love it there. 173 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,020 I think that it's so cool when a guy can 174 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,163 step up to be a full-time fommy. 175 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,801 A what? 176 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,321 A father-mommy. 177 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,940 Okay. 178 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,846 Yeah, I guess I'm sort of a fommy by default. 179 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,380 I was in aerospace, and I got transitioned out of my job. 180 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,500 I'm sorry. 181 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,540 No, that's okay. 182 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,540 I get to spend more time with this little guy. 183 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,841 Excuse me. 184 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,180 Hello? 185 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,050 Yes, this is Ben Cooper. 186 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,380 Tomorrow? 187 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,125 Yes, that's good. 188 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,500 Okay, I'll see you then. 189 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,643 I look forward to it, Greg. Bye-bye. 190 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,280 Good news? 191 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,250 Yeah! I landed an interview. 192 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,460 That's great. 193 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,140 What do you think of that? What do you think of that? 194 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,220 Fommy just landed an interview. 195 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,646 Fommy. 196 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,140 Did you hear him say that? 197 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,220 Yes! 198 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,300 He just said Fommy! You just said my name! 199 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,020 Guys, he just said Fommy. Did you hear him say Fommy? 200 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,340 I'm Fommy. Fommy! 201 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,580 That was so cool. 202 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:53,140 - It's so adorable! - I am Fommy, and he said it. 203 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,260 So, with our celebrity readings, 204 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,420 our great grassroots marketing campaign... 205 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,540 Thank you, Julie... 206 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,380 and the positive reviews we have coming in... 207 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,860 we are poised for a really strong roll-out. 208 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,420 Tomorrow, we are going to ask America... 209 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,700 "Who is ready to jump on the potty?" 210 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:13,100 And I'm confident our sales are going to leap over expectations. 211 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,780 I know I would have appreciated this book 212 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,820 when I was potty-training my kids! 213 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,531 That's Alexander, my son. 214 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,780 Thank you, guys! 215 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,162 Thank you for all your support with this. 216 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,860 Oh, man. 217 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,940 I hope that was thorough enough for you, Nina. 218 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,180 Well, I'm going to need you to make 219 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,460 an incredible effort on "the Potty" tomorrow. 220 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,940 On "the Potty." 221 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,460 - What? - You can count on me. 222 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,260 Good. Because if this goes well, I'm going to make you VP. 223 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,340 Really? 224 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,688 Have you run Children's Lit and Young Adult. 225 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,140 Thank you! 226 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,726 Thank you. 227 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,140 I'm going to need you 228 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,620 every second of every minute of every day. 229 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,860 - Got it. - 24/7, 365. 230 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,220 That's a lot of numbers. 231 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,521 Is that a joke? 232 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,180 I have four kids that I'll just have to carve out a little time to see. 233 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,940 Right, right, of course. Of course you will. 234 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,980 Isn't that one of your darling little babies right there? 235 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,361 Yeah, it is. 236 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,980 So you're seeing him right now. 237 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,540 All right, country reports. 238 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,980 As you all know, this is your big project this semester. 239 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,300 - So, what I think... - Mr. Rogue? 240 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,900 Yeah, Alexander. 241 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,420 I would like to take Australia. 242 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,380 I know a ton about it. 243 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,460 And I have my own didgeridoo. 244 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,660 Yeah, I'm sure there a lot of students 245 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,008 here who want Australia. Am I right? 246 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,281 So to be fair, this semester... 247 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,260 I'm going to let the globe decide what country. 248 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,420 We'll start with you, Alexander. 249 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,006 You ready? Here we go. 250 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,420 Australia. Australia. Australia. 251 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,131 What will it be? 252 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,180 Djibouti. 253 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,540 Look at that, the Horn of Africa! All right, Djibouti! 254 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,820 Dji... what? 255 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,044 Who's gonna be next here? Philip Parker. Here we go. 256 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,660 Australia. 257 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,780 So, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger and stuff? 258 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,260 That's Austria, not Australia. 259 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,740 - Can we switch? - No. 260 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,122 Okay, Albert Morio. 261 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,482 Lebanon. That's good. 262 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,006 Partner up, everybody! Get your aprons on. Guys. 263 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,700 Becky... 264 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,660 do you want to partner? 265 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,804 Okay. You can take lab notes. 266 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,928 .5 milligrams of boron. 267 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,531 Boron... Boring! 268 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,646 So, Becky, I'm having a birthday party tomorrow night. 269 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,540 It was only gonna be guys, but I can... 270 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,940 Thanks, but I'm going to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night. 271 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,820 I think everyone is. 272 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,726 He has a frozen yogurt machine and a trampoline. 273 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,580 So do we! 274 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,531 We have a frozen yogurt machine and a trampoline. 275 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,420 - Oh, my God! - Well, yeah... 276 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,926 My lab book! 277 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,047 Put it out! 278 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,121 Put it out! 279 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,900 Who's responsible for this? 280 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,281 Alexander! 281 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,900 Alexander! Hold up. 282 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,620 Hold up! 283 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,580 I'm leaving for a conference 284 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,740 and nobody signed up to take Melvin home. 285 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,883 I can't leave him alone all weekend. 286 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,980 So, what do you want me to do? 287 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,284 Well, you'll make a furry friend a little less lonely. 288 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,011 Unbelievable. 289 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,300 Cool, we're hosting a guinea pig. 290 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,681 All right! 291 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,340 Sorry we're late. 292 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,642 We had a little diaper trauma at Trader Joe's. 293 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,540 Hello! 294 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,180 - Hi! - Hi, Mom. 295 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,482 There's my big boy. Hi! 296 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,363 There you are. Hi, big guy. 297 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,100 - What is that? - Melvin. 298 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,260 We're hosting Melvin this weekend. 299 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,561 Oh, boy. 300 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,100 Alexander, would you grab that and wash it off, please? 301 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,100 He needs Bumble Bee like he needs air. 302 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,180 I know, honey pie. 303 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,767 And after that, the pig goes upstairs. 304 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,260 - It's okay. - Bumble Bee's just getting a bath. 305 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,740 It will be right back. 306 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,407 Alexander, we could use Bumble Bee. 307 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,860 Bumble Bee is coming right back, 308 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,481 right back, right back any second. 309 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,601 Dad, don't! 310 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,724 What was that? 311 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,209 Honey, Bumble Bee's gone. 312 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,220 Peter Pan is going to be awesome. 313 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,620 Today, Mr. Brand said that I am the most poised and elegant Peter Pan... 314 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,340 he's ever had the privilege of working with. 315 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,260 No way! Wow. When is that, again? Just remind me. 316 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,900 Mom, hello! It's tomorrow afternoon! 317 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,940 Of course. 318 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,100 Please be on time and don't be embarrassing. 319 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,140 Best behavior. 320 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,860 Honey, please don't embarrass our daughter. 321 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,420 - Dad, that includes you. - I know. 322 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,060 I'll be there, honey, don't worry. 323 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,020 Guess who's getting crowned Duke at the prom tomorrow. 324 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,660 Really? Congratulations. 325 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,180 Yeah, it's not official, but Celia heard from a good source. 326 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,380 It's kind of crazy. 327 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,260 I'm dating the hottest girl in school... 328 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,420 I'm getting crowned at prom, and once I get my license tomorrow... 329 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,300 I kind of have everything I've ever wanted. 330 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,540 - Hashtag blessed, you know. - Wait. 331 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,580 Once you get your license tomorrow? 332 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,020 I'm taking my test after school. 333 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,100 Dad already said it was cool. 334 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,260 You said it was cool? 335 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,020 I said it was doable. Not cool. I said it was doable. 336 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,220 Okay. 337 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,020 It will be fine. We'll make it. 338 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,731 Okay, guys, I have some news. 339 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,180 Nina said that if the book launch goes well tomorrow... 340 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,980 you could be looking at the new Vice President of Lone Hill Press. 341 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,361 Honey, wow! 342 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,860 That's big. 343 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,020 Yeah, it would be a lot more hours at work... 344 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,700 I already feel like I live there some days, 345 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,340 but the raise would be nice. 346 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,961 Awesome. I have some news as well. 347 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,820 I got a call today. 348 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,260 I have an interview for a game design firm. 349 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,620 They're looking for engineers. 350 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,460 - Wait, video games? Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 351 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,900 Your aerospace engineering dad might be designing video games. 352 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,964 - That's so cool. - I know. I know. 353 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,603 The best news of all... Guess who spoke his first word today? 354 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,500 Trevor. 355 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,820 - No! - Yes. 356 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,860 What did you say? 357 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,340 What was it? 358 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,780 He said fommy. 359 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,220 - He said fommy? - Yeah. 360 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,443 - What's that? - Father-mommy. 361 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,460 I didn't know that was a word. 362 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,500 Wow, we all had pretty big wins today. 363 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,020 - Yeah. - Yeah, tell me about it. 364 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,140 I had a crap day. 365 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,329 What is that smell? 366 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,921 It's Vegemite. It's from Australia, and back off! 367 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,380 Easy. You're gonna have a good day tomorrow. 368 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,020 It's your birthday. You have friends coming over, 369 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,300 it's gonna be a great party. 370 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,380 Actually, you can forget it, because I'm canceling my party. 371 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,940 - What are you talking about? - Why? 372 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,446 Nobody's coming. 373 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,900 They're all going to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night. 374 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,180 Who is this Philip Parker? 375 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,340 He's a really cool kid with a hot tub and ADHD. 376 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,460 - I'm gonna call his mom... - No! 377 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,540 No, no, no. We're gonna forget about Philip Parker. 378 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,860 Whoever comes to the party comes. It's gonna be great. 379 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,780 Trust me, nobody is coming. 380 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,820 Elliot Gibson texted pictures of me 381 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,500 in a butt thong to everyone at school. 382 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,340 My best friend is suddenly best friends with Philip... 383 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,180 because they go to the same dumb psychopharmacologist. 384 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,060 I didn't get Australia for my school report... 385 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,020 and I burned down the science lab 386 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,540 with Becky Gibson's lab notes. 387 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,980 - What did you do? - You burned down the science lab? 388 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,980 Dude, big deal. So things didn't go your way today. 389 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,420 Go my way? 390 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,020 It was a totally wrecked bad day. 391 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,446 And it's not just today! 392 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,900 It is every single day. Every day! 393 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,900 You don't even care because your lives are all so perfect! 394 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,340 No, we care. We care, honey. 395 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,220 - What? - Sweetie. 396 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,420 Where's Bumble Bee? 397 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,700 Alexander murdered it, so now he's going to cry all night. 398 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,180 - Can't you just get him a new one? - No. 399 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,220 It's only Bumble Bee. It's the only one he likes. 400 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,380 It's gotta be Bumble Bee. 401 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,540 I can't deal with this. 402 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,365 I'm going to rehearse in the car. 403 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,700 Maybe this is the time to wean him from the pacifier. 404 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,940 Honey, easy for you to say. 405 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,730 You're not here with him all day. 406 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,740 Think of a wonderful thought Any merry little thought 407 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,540 Think of Christmas, think of snow 408 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,340 Think of sleigh bells, off you go 409 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,420 Like reindeer in the sky 410 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,884 You can fly, you can fly You can fly 411 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,361 Anthony? 412 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,528 I feel like no one understands me. 413 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,731 I do. I get you. 414 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,531 You do? 415 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,811 Yeah. Come on, you're amazing. 416 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,921 Really? 417 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,620 You think I'm amazing? 418 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,242 Honestly, I love you so much. 419 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,969 I love you, too. 420 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,571 I love you more. 421 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,820 No, I love you more. 422 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,780 And don't get me started on that cute little butt of yours. 423 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,081 What? 424 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,900 What? 425 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,140 Why are you "what" -ing me? 426 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,646 What's your problem? 427 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,180 - Excuse me? - You know what? You're so annoying. 428 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,050 Why can't you just chill out? For one second? 429 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,780 You're exhausting. 430 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,241 Are you kidding? 431 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,802 Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother. 432 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,811 Celia? 433 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,131 Seriously? 434 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,290 Now she won't pick up! 435 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,380 I'm worried about Alexander. 436 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,480 I mean, of all the years for everyone to bail on his birthday. 437 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,580 He's been so moody since I had Trevor and started work. 438 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,220 Don't worry about it. He's 12. 439 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,660 Everybody's moody at that age. 440 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,940 How's he already 12? 441 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,049 I know. Just happened. 442 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,420 That's the problem. Everything is just happening so fast. 443 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,500 Yeah. 444 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,620 This house is like a train station. 445 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,161 Everyone's coming and going... 446 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,802 and Trevor's first word was "Fommy." 447 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,700 - Maybe I misheard that. - I don't think you did. 448 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,001 Honey, come on. 449 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,163 I got the kids covered. I got the house covered. 450 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,204 You're killing it at work. 451 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,409 Things have never been better. 452 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,580 Oh, please. 453 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,900 - Never been better? - It's true. 454 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,201 Ben... 455 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,042 you've been unemployed for the past seven months. 456 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,460 Aren't you stressed out? 457 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,966 Yeah. A little bit. 458 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,404 Why aren't you freaking out more? 459 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,780 What good would freaking out do? 460 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,367 Then I'd just be freaked out and unemployed. 461 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,050 Tomorrow I'm gonna nail that interview. 462 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,726 Big day tomorrow. 463 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,570 It's 12:01, Melvin. 464 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,006 It's my birthday. 465 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,604 You ever feel alone in the world? 466 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,403 I just wish they understood! 467 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,860 I just wish they knew what it felt like... 468 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,084 to have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day! 469 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,485 Shouldn't you guys be up? 470 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,020 Who hit snooze? 471 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,140 - What time is it? - Who hit snooze? 472 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,020 - It's morning. It's morning. - Okay, okay. Go, go, go. 473 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,288 - I have to take a shower. - All right. Okay, okay. 474 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,964 All right, okay. All right. 475 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,644 Does anyone know where the diapers are? 476 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,481 I'm in here! 477 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,121 Honey? 478 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,340 Wow! You look terrible. Are you okay? 479 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,371 No, I'm not okay. Peter Pan can't have a cold, Dad. 480 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,721 Okay. 481 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,161 Come... 482 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,321 Harsh. 483 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,340 Bro, I gotta take a shower. 484 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,449 I gotta get to school. Celia won't call me back. 485 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,020 No! No way, not today! 486 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,260 Get out, dude. 487 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,380 Get out! 488 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,808 Why today? This is the worst day! No! 489 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,860 I am so late. Emily? 490 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,580 I'm coming in for a razor, honey. 491 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,564 - Mom! - Mom! 492 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,780 - Mom, get out! - I'm sorry! 493 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,084 Sorry. Sorry. I'll wear pants! 494 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,769 Mother! 495 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,884 - Good morning. - Speak for yourself. 496 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,500 - Dad? - Yeah! 497 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,260 Trevor's peeing! Where's his diaper? 498 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,641 I'm looking! 499 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,740 There's the birthday boy. 500 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,041 Okay, come here. 501 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,100 Okay, you know what? I want you to have a great day. 502 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,220 You are the captain of your ship. 503 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,522 Steer your ship with positivity. 504 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,620 Come on! 505 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,460 What is wrong with you people? 506 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,580 Anthony! 507 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,740 Dad, are you okay? 508 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,220 Look, you're older already. 509 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,580 I'm sorry, honey, I have to run. I have a huge event... 510 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,060 and my foot is killing me. I'm already late. 511 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,340 Ben, put a diaper on it. 512 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,500 We'll celebrate tonight, okay? 513 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,801 I'm trying. 514 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,128 Emily! 515 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,762 Emily? Emily! 516 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,780 You left the light on in my car all night. 517 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,081 The battery's dead. 518 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,060 I'm the one who had to rehearse in a cold car, and now I'm sick! 519 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,441 Peter Pan! 520 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,140 - What happened to your head? - Ben, we gotta go! 521 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,340 It's a zit. Is it that bad? 522 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,500 You should put a Band-Aid on that. 523 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,580 Ben! We have got to go! You are my ride. Let's go, people. 524 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,260 Alexander, into the car. We have got to go! 525 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,847 Everybody, out of the house! Broom it out! 526 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,500 Get out of your comfort zone. Push it. Push it. 527 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,340 You miss Bumble Bee, don't you? 528 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,540 Why is Anthony driving? 529 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,860 I feel sick enough as it is. 530 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,300 I need practice for my driver's test today. 531 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,762 Okay! Then can we at least change the music, please? 532 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,340 That's good. Leave that! 533 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,340 You like that? Yeah! That's good. 534 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,860 Wonderful. 535 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,020 I can't believe I'm sick. 536 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,180 I cannot believe that this guy is 12 years old. 537 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,300 Thanks, Dad. 538 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,180 This is not gonna work for me. 539 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,340 You're gonna have to get around there, make a left on Brookwood. 540 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,180 - There's no room. - Get aggressive! 541 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,060 We have places to be. You're doing great. 542 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,140 Mom, do you mind? Please. 543 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,044 What? Because of this morning? 544 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,060 It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony! 545 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,140 - Mom saw your penis? - Yep! 546 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,700 I've seen yours too, Alexander. 547 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,161 I've seen every penis in this car! 548 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,681 Every penis. 549 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,220 Come on! 550 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,851 Excuse me, sir! 551 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,900 Excuse me, sir, in the ironic Mini Cooper! 552 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,900 You're gonna have to put down the latte... 553 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,060 and move or I am gonna come and do it for you! 554 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,647 Sir, I am gonna come... Thank you, son. 555 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,580 Easy, hon. 556 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,220 Nice and slow. Nice and slow, sweets. 557 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,124 Gently, gently. 558 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,804 There you go, honey. 559 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,460 Move, move, move. 560 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,700 Go, go, go. 561 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,060 It's okay, baby. 562 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,740 Mom's gotta go. Have a good day. 563 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,060 Do you have lunch money? 564 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,420 - Yes? - Got it. 565 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,540 Love you. 566 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,841 Mom! 567 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,100 This is not gonna work. This is not gonna work! 568 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,020 Let's go! Fold in. Woodwinds, make a window! 569 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,980 Come on! Let's go, kids! 570 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,362 The bell is ringing! Go, march, march! 571 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,565 Move it on in there. Fold in. Hustle! 572 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,201 Excuse me! Excuse me! Okay, come on! 573 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,929 This day is so cursed. 574 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,660 Everybody move out of the way. 575 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,485 Just move out of the way. Make a window! 576 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,780 - Go. Here. - All right. 577 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,969 Goodbye. Take your stuff. 578 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,540 Have a good day, honey! 579 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,841 Here we go, boys. 580 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,900 Celia! 581 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,620 Celia, wait up! What's wrong? 582 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,460 You haven't answered your phone since last night. 583 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,460 Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting. 584 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,780 I wasn't talking to you. 585 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,340 I was talking to my idiot brother. 586 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,900 - Whatever. - I tried calling you back! 587 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,060 I really didn't feel like talking to you. 588 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,980 I just don't think you understand... 589 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,124 the emotional responsibilities that come from having a girlfriend. 590 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,645 Wait, are you breaking up with me? 591 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,971 What about tonight? 592 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,646 I don't even wanna go. 593 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,140 Sorry. Morning! 594 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,441 Good morning! 595 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,180 Try calling again! 596 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,140 Sorry I'm late. I had a little car trouble. 597 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,965 My husband had to drop me off. 598 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,123 - What happened? - This happened! 599 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,620 And not just the cover. No. 600 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,540 15 times throughout the book. 601 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,220 But it must be some horrible mistake at the printer! 602 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,500 I don't know, Cooper. You're the one who did the final proof! 603 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,420 We can't have that in a children's book! 604 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,700 We just pulled the plug on publication. So, that's good. 605 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,049 But we have an even bigger problem. 606 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,060 Celebrity readings. Dick Van Dyke! 607 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,860 I've been calling all morning, but I can't get through. 608 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,580 Oh no. I will get down there. I will fix this. I will take care of this! 609 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,380 He won't read it. 610 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,650 You can count on me! 611 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,340 Abby, great. I need to borrow your car. It's a work emergency. 612 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,500 I ride a bike, actually. It's good exercise and good for the planet. 613 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,325 Just tell me where it is! 614 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,340 Dude, I've been looking for you everywhere. 615 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,620 Have you heard about Philip Parker? 616 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,980 I don't wanna hear anything more about his amazing party. 617 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,441 No. It's canceled. 618 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,900 What? 619 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,620 Yeah! He woke up with chicken pox. 620 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,060 He texted me this picture. 621 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,203 These things are everywhere. 622 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,850 They're even in his butt crack. 623 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,940 So, his party's not on? 624 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,780 No! So everyone's coming to yours again! 625 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,780 - Really? - Great, right? 626 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,525 His pox is your gain. 627 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,881 I gotta go. I gotta go. 628 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,361 Becky! 629 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,048 Becky, Becky. Wait, wait up. 630 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,561 Hi! 631 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,620 I am really sorry about burning your binder yesterday. 632 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,900 Today's a new day, and I thought that we could go ahead... 633 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,929 and sail our ships with positivity! 634 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,881 Wow, okay. 635 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,100 Anyway, Philip Parker has chicken pox. 636 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,686 But my party's still on. 637 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,011 So if you want to swing by, it's gonna be pretty cool. 638 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,580 - Is that right? - Yeah. 639 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,420 I actually feel bad Philip's gonna miss such a sweet party, but... 640 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,609 what can you do when you got the pox? 641 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,980 Okay, maybe. 642 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,940 Fantastic! Maybe I'll see you later then. 643 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,242 Okay. See you. 644 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,561 See you! 645 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,160 No. 646 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,491 Should I put more over here? 647 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,140 Hey, birthday boy! 648 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,500 Nothing goofy, Dad. 649 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,020 - What? Alexander? - Yeah... 650 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,980 and we're gonna need enough food, cake and drinks for 50 kids. 651 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,300 - Everyone's coming. - Okay, okay. Hold on. Now hold on. 652 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,740 What are you talking about? 653 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,340 Philip Parker has chicken pox. 654 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,020 The party's on! 655 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,780 That's fantastic. I mean, for you. 656 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,820 Yeah. And guess what? Elliot got busted for text-bombing the school. 657 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,060 So I took your advice and steered my ship with positivity. 658 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,260 And now Becky Gibson might be coming, too. 659 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,740 So no magic tricks. 660 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,820 No tap dancing, nothing dorky. 661 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,340 - You got it. - I'm turning 12. 662 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,041 Got it. 12-year-old cool straight up. 663 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,260 - Do it right now. - It's just allergies. 664 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,380 Really? 665 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,125 Hey, Em. What's up? 666 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,860 They're making me miss dress rehearsal 667 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,500 to lay down in the infirmary. 668 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,420 And Anthony called me. 669 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,380 Celia broke up with him. 670 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,011 They're going to prom tonight. 671 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,130 Apparently not anymore. 672 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,800 Can I be excused? 673 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,561 Yes. 674 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,940 What? 675 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,420 Listen... 676 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,220 I am sorry about last night. You have to believe me. 677 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,363 I would never say those things about you. 678 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,684 And tonight, I'm going to make it up to you. 679 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,686 X-O-X-O. 680 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,201 I heart you. 681 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,842 Look, I just want everything to be perfect tonight. 682 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,900 Please... 683 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,900 be my date for the prom. 684 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,580 This isn't Gossip Girl, you two. 685 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,961 Get back inside, Celia. 686 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,886 See you tonight. 687 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,841 Yes! 688 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,260 Let's go, Wreck-It Ralph. 689 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,500 Principal's office now! 690 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,300 Are you sure I can't just drop him off with you? 691 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,940 Honey, there's no way. Not today. 692 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,620 What happened to the babysitter? 693 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,380 She had to cancel again. 694 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,460 You know what? It's okay. I'll just take him with me. 695 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,060 You're taking Trevor to the interview? 696 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,140 Yeah, I'll be fine. 697 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,940 How's he doing without Bumble Bee? 698 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,820 He is... 699 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,020 He is hanging in there. He's doing okay. 700 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,220 Okay, honey. I gotta go. I gotta go. Good luck! 701 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,601 Thanks, you too, hon. 702 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,700 Hey, Anthony, what's up? 703 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,380 Dad, I broke a trophy case and got suspended. 704 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,340 - What? - You have to come and pick me up. 705 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,020 No! You gotta be kidding me. 706 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,380 They say you need to come get me. 707 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,260 No, no. You're gonna have to wait at the Principal's 708 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,660 office till I'm done with my interview. 709 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,780 Fine, I'll be here. 710 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,411 Okay, bye. 711 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,007 On your left! I'm on your right! 712 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,164 On your right. On your left. 713 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,660 Are you okay? 714 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,961 I'm good. I got it! 715 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,810 I'm good. Don't worry! 716 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,820 Excuse me. 717 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,780 Mr. Van Dyke. Mr. Van Dyke! 718 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,923 I have been trying to reach you because I'm here to save you. 719 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,180 I'm from the publishing company. 720 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,420 Let me start again. I'm not crazy. 721 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,500 Please welcome legendary performer... 722 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,820 - No, no. - That's my cue. 723 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,700 We'll have a little chat later, all right? 724 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,660 This is not something we should leave until afterwards. 725 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,180 We wanna have a chat right now, Mr. Van Dyke! 726 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,767 Please welcome Mr. Dick Van Dyke! 727 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,006 Please! 728 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,140 I insist that you get him. 729 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,860 And I insist you stay right there. 730 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,940 - Hi, kids! - Sir! 731 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,260 And hi, moms and dads. 732 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,300 There was a misprint! Just two minutes! 733 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,420 If you guys don't know who I am, ask your parents. 734 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,500 And if they don't know... 735 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,040 have them ask their parents. 736 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,780 We're gonna have a great time today. 737 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,860 - I'm gonna read to you. - You're not gonna want to say...! 738 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,180 I'm gonna read from a very special book. 739 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,220 You ready? 740 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,060 Get out of my way. I need him. Sir! 741 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,500 "Today's the day. You're growing up! 742 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,980 "I'm here to help you... 743 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,380 "take that dump!" 744 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,940 Please don't, sir! 745 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,004 "Take that dump in the pool! 746 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,248 "Take that dump on the bed! 747 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,645 "But, don't take a dump on your, on your brother's head. 748 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,260 "You can take a dump like a frog. 749 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,688 "I'll take a big dump like a dog!" 750 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,620 No! It's "jump"! 751 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,287 It's just jump, sir. Not dump. 752 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,740 Would you excuse me for a moment? 753 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,980 I never agreed to do this kind of... 754 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,340 There was a misprint. 755 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,260 Jump like a frog. One little letter. 756 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,260 It was a mistake! It was meant to be jump! I'm so sorry. 757 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,211 There she is, right there, with the bad hair! She's behind this. 758 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,260 Okay, we got this. We got this, right? 759 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,660 You good? You cool? You ready? 760 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,247 You ready to nail this? All right. 761 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,921 Wow. 762 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,700 Hey, man, guys are ready for you. 763 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,162 - Let's go. - Great, thank you. 764 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,100 At first we thought it was a little weird 765 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,220 that you even applied for this job... 766 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,967 because we're pretty young and you're... 767 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,220 Older. 768 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,300 - Yeah. - Yeah. 769 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,681 Kind of decrepit. 770 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,420 But then we took a look at your resume, 771 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,131 and your experience is awesome. 772 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,740 You're part of the space station design team. 773 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,820 You have a Ph.D. in orbital mechanics. I mean, for real? 774 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,121 For real. 775 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,561 Sorry. 776 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,571 Hey, you. 777 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,408 He's a little out of sorts today. 778 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,020 It's so hard to find the Bumble Bee pacifier. 779 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,140 It would blow your mind. Anyway... 780 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,700 Here you go. 781 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,660 He's just gonna play for a while. 782 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,327 And, kids are crazy. 783 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,740 They're fun. 784 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,820 Yeah. 785 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,620 So, what were we talking about? 786 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,220 We're thinking about launching this game. 787 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,540 We want it to be a space station simulation strategy game. 788 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,620 We want it to be authentic and completely immersive. 789 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,500 That sounds really exciting. 790 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,020 That's in my wheelhouse. 791 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,700 Great! We wanna hear some ideas. 792 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,820 I guess my first idea would be modular evolution. 793 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,180 Cool. 794 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,540 Space stations are not static. They grow over time. 795 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,980 So you would want to start with perhaps a small space station... 796 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,420 and grow it into an enormous space station. 797 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,700 And I think players should have that opportunity. 798 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,660 They could add greenhouses. 799 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,140 They could add labs. 800 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,965 They could grow a space station... 801 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,529 as big as their imagination. 802 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,940 Your kid. 803 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,580 You know what, that'll be fine. 804 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,940 Because we can get daycare, so that won't be an issue. 805 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,420 No, no, no. 806 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,721 Your kid right now... 807 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,723 his face is all green. 808 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,925 Wow, Trev. 809 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,211 Trevor. I know. 810 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,740 That's not for eating. 811 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,100 Yoshi, what's up, man? 812 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,060 Good news to report or what? 813 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,900 Actually, we have a Skype call we gotta take. 814 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,565 But we will call you back. 815 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,771 Okay. You'll call me back? 816 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,361 - Yeah. - All right. 817 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,660 Great. All right, we'll head out. 818 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,086 You ready to go? 819 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,260 Anthony, 820 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,660 of all the days for you to get sent home, it had to be today? 821 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,020 Dad, it was a freak accident! 822 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,560 Don't! 823 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,766 What happened to Trevor? 824 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,561 That's real mature, Dad. 825 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,460 Hey, Salamander. 826 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,886 Hey, Dad! 827 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,100 What happened to Trevor? 828 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,500 He ate a delicious green marker for lunch. 829 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,540 - Why are you here? - Shut up. 830 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,620 Em, I thought you had to stay to get ready for your play. 831 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,700 I need drugs. 832 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,300 Real drugs. The nurse will only give me baby aspirin. 833 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,660 What happened to Trevor? 834 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,420 Emily, we're not gonna pump you full of medicine. You're not a cyclist. 835 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,420 I'm not asking for steroids. I need cough syrup, something. 836 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,609 Wait, Dad! How was your interview? 837 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,440 It was not a good fit. 838 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,540 But, you know? We'll see what happens. 839 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,620 It was fine. 840 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,700 Try again next time. 841 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,780 - Hello. - Hi, Mr. Brand. 842 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,140 I know she's not 100%, but... 843 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,340 as they say, the show must go on. 844 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,460 So, if you could get her back here by 3:00 for hair and makeup... 845 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,761 that would be tremendous. 846 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,060 Em, you look terrible. 847 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,460 Maybe you should have your understudy do it? 848 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,207 No! Nobody wears those tights but me. Pharmacy, pronto! 849 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,810 Nobody wears the tights but her. 850 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,580 Any available cashier to register two. 851 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,220 Extra strength or regular? 852 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,860 What do you think? 853 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,540 Excuse me. Do you have a Bumble Bee pacifier? 854 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,980 Does it have to be Bumble Bee? 855 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,100 It has to be the Bumble Bee. 856 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,700 Yes, because this ain't gonna last. 857 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,820 Thank you. 858 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,180 Hey, how'd the reading go? 859 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,527 It could've gone better. 860 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,740 Honey, I'm sure it was great. 861 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,121 Well... 862 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,441 Well, you know what, I'm sure it was not that bad, really. 863 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,180 That girl with the awful hair, I think. 864 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,860 No, no. I thought, maybe... No, it's bad. 865 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,660 - It was bad. It was lose-my-job bad. - Really? 866 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,580 Anthony, come on! No, please. Stop it. 867 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,060 - No, I'm just... - Stop it! 868 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,780 What are you doing? Why is Anthony with you? 869 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,340 He was suspended from school... 870 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,085 for destroying school property. 871 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,060 - What? What happened? - It's fine. 872 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,500 It was an accident. I'll tell you about it later. 873 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,020 Okay, so, Em is getting her cough syrup. 874 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,700 I'm taking Anthony to his driver's test. 875 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,420 And, good news! 876 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,740 50 kids are coming over tonight. The party is on! 877 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,860 Boy, this is... 878 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,580 - Maybe I should meet you. I'm not far. - It's fine! 879 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,380 Hon, I'm totally... Hold on. 880 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,920 No, we don't have one. 881 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,403 Daddy wishes he could swear right now. 882 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,220 Question. 883 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,020 Permanent marker, do you know if it's poisonous? 884 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,731 Because he might have ingested some. 885 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,780 What? 886 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,380 - Ben! - Honey, honey... 887 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,660 - I'm coming! - No, no, no! I'm good. 888 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,325 Tell Trevor Mama's on her way! 889 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,020 Nobody's home. 890 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,446 Call 'em, dude. 891 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,660 Anthony, are you sure you're up for this today? 892 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,900 Dad, it's now or never. I promised Celia. 893 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,340 All right. Well, anything worth doing is worth doing well. 894 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,846 Try not to kill anybody. 895 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,365 Hello. Yeah. 896 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,300 I'm not gonna be back for a while, so, the gate's open. 897 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,980 Just go in, start setting everything up. 898 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,340 Are you sure you guys can handle this? 899 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,140 Yeah, yeah, no problem. We'll be ready to party. 900 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,220 Okay. 901 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,580 - Okay, great. - See you later. 902 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,881 Thanks. 903 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,500 - Let's do this. - Yeah. 904 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,540 Emily, just the recommended dosage, please. 905 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,887 That stuff's pretty strong. 906 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,540 Hi, guys. 907 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,820 Hey, there's Mama. 908 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:06,980 Why is my baby green? 909 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,340 Well, things went a little awry today. 910 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,420 Honey. 911 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,460 - Look who it is. - Ben, he's green. 912 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,540 - I know. - What is this? 913 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,660 It's marker. It's fine. How did it go? How was the reading? 914 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,540 It was awful. I think I pretty much flushed my career down the potty. 915 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,660 Why, what happened? 916 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,644 Never mind. Can I have the wipes? 917 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,220 - Dad! - Sorry. I'm sorry. 918 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,180 I told you this day was cursed. 919 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,260 Sorry. 920 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,580 Cooper. Anthony Cooper. 921 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,740 - All right, wish me luck. - Good luck, baby. 922 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,020 - Here you go. - Anthony Cooper. 923 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,321 Wait, Anthony! 924 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,500 Please don't do it today. You're gonna fail. 925 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,660 Alexander... 926 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,020 give your brother some space, please. 927 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,140 Yeah, the next time you see this face, 928 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,340 it's gonna be on my driver's license. 929 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,500 It's not coming off. 930 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,860 Just hurry up! I need to get to my play. 931 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,940 What kind of a person... 932 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,287 It's not poisonous. 933 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,090 I don't think it's poisonous. 934 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,380 Hi, I'm Anthony. I'm really excited... 935 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,060 There are only two things you need to know. 936 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,060 My name is Ms. Suggs and I'll be your driving examiner. 937 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,020 Now, you may be the big man on campus out there... 938 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,420 but in this minivan, I'm the B.M.O.C. 939 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,900 You get me? 940 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,125 Now put your hands at 10 and 2, and show me what you can do. 941 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,728 Hi, Mom, how you doing? 942 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,060 How's your day going so far? 943 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,060 - Okay, I'm just gonna... - What? 944 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,220 Just make this little call. 945 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,601 Okay. 946 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,285 Yeah, it's... 947 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,540 Cooper! Where are you? 948 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,740 My family had a little situation, so... 949 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,580 Really? That's funny. 950 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,620 Because we're having a little bit of a situation here! 951 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,300 The phones are going crazy. 952 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,204 What happened at that reading? 953 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,980 Well, it was a really good crowd. 954 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,700 It was a big, big crowd. Big turnout. 955 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,820 And the parents seemed to have a lot to say. 956 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,100 - They responded. - Did they? 957 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,860 Did they respond to Dick Van Dyke asking their toddlers... 958 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,128 if they could take a dump like a dog? 959 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,500 I thought I could count on you. 960 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,404 We'll discuss this later. 961 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,248 I look forward to... I look forward to that. 962 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,205 Tell me something, Anthony. Are you a senior citizen? 963 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,211 No, ma'am. 964 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,660 Well, then why are you driving 15 miles an hour in a 25 mile zone? 965 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,961 Come on, speed it up. 966 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,961 That's right. That is right. Boy. 967 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,762 Change lanes. 968 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,926 Now, I want you to take a right up here. 969 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,562 All right. Okay. 970 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,925 Celia's calling. 971 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,220 It's my girlfriend. Probably wants to talk prom plans. 972 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,286 Tonight's the prom. Well, I'll just ignore that. 973 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,810 It seems like she's very anxious to talk to you. 974 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,060 No. No, no. I'm driving. 975 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,300 I would never answer the phone when I'm driving. 976 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,620 - No. - No matter what circumstance. 977 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,140 But, you know, proms don't happen every day. 978 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,487 That's true. 979 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,540 You sure? It'll just be super quick. It's not... 980 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,083 What's important to you is important to me. 981 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,601 Right? 982 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,100 Hey, Celia. I can't really talk right now, but... 983 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,020 - Put the phone down! - What? 984 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,500 Put the mobile device down now! 985 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,881 Eyes on the road! 986 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,291 No, no! 987 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,651 You're gonna kill us! 988 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,847 What is wrong with you? 989 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,020 What are you doing? 990 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:03,450 What are you... What are you doing? You fool! 991 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,325 You tricked me! 992 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,806 Get outta this car. 993 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,860 - You get out of this car. - You're evil! 994 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,380 You prom creep! 995 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,420 - I don't think he passed. - Get out! 996 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,721 Get out! 997 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,486 This is your fault. 998 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,380 If you hadn't caused a fight between me and Celia... 999 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,460 I would've never picked up that call... 1000 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,580 - and failed my test. - No, no, no. 1001 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,940 Anthony, you are not passing the blame on this one. 1002 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,420 I told you today might not be a good day to take the test. 1003 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,780 Dad, I had to take the test today. 1004 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,980 No, you didn't have to take the test today. 1005 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,540 It is all Alexander's fault. 1006 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,620 If he hadn't dropped Trevor's paci down the disposal... 1007 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,380 I never would have rehearsed in a cold car and gotten sick. 1008 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,420 That's also your fault. 1009 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,380 If you hadn't left the battery on in my car all night... 1010 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,420 I wouldn't have been late to work... 1011 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,100 and Dick Van Dyke wouldn't be mad at me. 1012 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,580 Chim Chiminey wants to kill me! Can you imagine? 1013 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,580 Mom, Trevor was crying! Where was I supposed to rehearse? 1014 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,020 How were you able to hit every parking meter on that street? 1015 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,740 When I was in the bathroom this morning, Mom saw me naked! 1016 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,700 I don't think you left a speck of paint! 1017 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,321 Her fault! She's an evil woman. 1018 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,780 One right after the other. 1019 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,411 Stop, you guys! 1020 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,651 Okay, stop! 1021 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,460 It was my fault. 1022 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,780 I'm to blame for all of it. For everything. 1023 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,260 Yeah, see? I told you. 1024 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,940 No, hold on, hold on. 1025 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,260 Alexander, what are you saying? 1026 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,300 Okay, look. 1027 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,780 Last night I made myself a birthday sundae 1028 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,420 and I made a wish on a candle... 1029 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,780 and I think I cursed this day for all of you. 1030 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,460 - You did what? - I'm sorry. 1031 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,780 I just wanted you guys to know what it was like... 1032 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,660 to have a massively horrible, terrible day. 1033 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,540 So I wished it... 1034 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,300 and now you're all having one. 1035 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,300 Alexander, as incredible as it would be... 1036 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,460 for you to have that kind of supernatural ability... 1037 00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,740 I don't think you can actually curse a day, buddy. 1038 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,980 Yeah, sweetie, this isn't your fault. 1039 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,300 We just bit off more than we could chew today... 1040 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,500 and it isn't going our way. 1041 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,300 No, look, I did curse the day. 1042 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,820 I don't know how, but I did, and it worked. 1043 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,500 And now Emily's gonna miss her play... 1044 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,451 and Anthony's not gonna be able to drive Celia to the prom. 1045 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,500 He's been waiting all year to make out with her in the back of the van. 1046 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,300 Okay, we don't need to hear that. 1047 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,204 Okay, I'm sorry. 1048 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,604 I'm really sorry. 1049 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,700 Just forget my party. 1050 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,923 It'll be a disaster anyway. 1051 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,330 Apology not accepted. 1052 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,641 Look... 1053 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:39,380 this day is not ruined, because this day is not over yet. 1054 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,860 Dad, you're so right. 1055 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,060 I may be sick, but there's no way I'm missing opening night. 1056 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,380 I may have wrecked the van... 1057 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,300 but I'm not missing prom with Celia. I can't. 1058 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,525 Look, we are not going to let this day get the better of us. 1059 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,180 It's like last week at Target 1060 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,220 when Dad lost Trevor for 45 minutes. 1061 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,380 - Okay. - Yeah. 1062 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,180 And the store manager wanted to call the cops... 1063 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,220 but Dad said, "No!" 1064 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,940 - We found him. - "We are gonna keep looking." 1065 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,020 We will keep looking for my baby? 1066 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,260 "We will find my baby." 1067 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,580 They sealed the doors. It was fine. 1068 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,580 - What's wrong with you? - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1069 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,780 Okay, guys, okay. 1070 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,740 It's past 3:00, so if we're gonna go, we gotta do this now. 1071 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,980 Are we ready, Coopers? 1072 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,300 All right! Clap those hands if you believe in fairies! 1073 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,980 Emily, are you okay? 1074 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,220 Mom! Positivism. Let's do this thing. 1075 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,700 Get in there, get in there. 1076 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,889 - Buckle, buckle! - Buckle, buckle! 1077 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,851 Go, go, go, go, go! 1078 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,220 It seems we may have accidentally given your tux away. 1079 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,380 Well, get it back. 1080 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,420 Sir, I cannot un-tux a client. 1081 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,620 My sister's Peter Pan and we've got 10 minutes till curtain. 1082 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,684 You better un-tux something. 1083 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,406 There is one option. You might be able to pull it off. 1084 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,244 All right, fire up. Come on, let's go. 1085 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,260 Coopers on the move! 1086 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,460 We got it. 1087 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,444 All right. Anthony, find a seat. 1088 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,580 Break a leg, Em. 1089 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,820 I'm here! 1090 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,900 Get some more of this. 1091 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,201 Honey? Hon, hon. 1092 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,482 Em. Em. Sweetie, I think you've had plenty of that. 1093 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,620 It's okay, honey. 1094 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,540 - Peter Pan is here, everybody! - Excuse me, people. 1095 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,740 - Everybody, Peter's here! - Excuse us, excuse us. 1096 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,940 - You look so pretty. - Superstar coming through. 1097 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:22,980 Superstar 1098 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,500 Excuse me, everyone. 1099 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,801 All right. 1100 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,410 I love your outfit. 1101 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,001 Okay. 1102 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,980 I said 3:00. 1103 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,540 You have no idea the kind of day we are having. 1104 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,620 It's a miracle we're here. 1105 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,780 Well, you're late, which is not professional behavior. 1106 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,500 No! And it's not professional... 1107 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,540 because this is an eighth grade production of Peter Pan. 1108 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,420 And if you could take one look at our minivan... 1109 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,300 Mr. Brand, I am not somebody that you wanna mess with right now. 1110 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,940 So grab her some green tights and a harness... 1111 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,260 and fire up her Tinker Bell! 1112 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,140 As soon as you have your costumes on... 1113 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,420 go for your hair. 1114 00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,660 Way to go, Daddy-O! 1115 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,260 - Break a leg, sweetie. - Good luck! 1116 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,643 Show's about to start, Emily. We've got to get you going. 1117 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,900 Everything's under control. Yeah. You okay? 1118 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,486 Yeah. 1119 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,300 - I'm excited about this. - Yeah. 1120 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,420 It's gonna be great. 1121 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,721 Yeah, I think so. 1122 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,940 Good night, Mother. Good night, Father. 1123 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,020 Now, you two be quiet and I'll tell you a story. 1124 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,740 What sort of story? 1125 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,180 The best sort. 1126 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,700 One filled with magic and fairies and savage pirates... 1127 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,060 called Never Never Land. 1128 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,805 Hi, hello! 1129 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,326 No! 1130 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,690 I'm a little boy named Peter Pan! 1131 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,460 - Hello! How are you? - What's wrong with her? 1132 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,620 It must be the cough syrup. 1133 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,524 So good to see you. 1134 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,848 Peter Pan is in the house! 1135 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,620 Think of a wonderful thought 1136 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,980 Get the hook and get her down! 1137 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,260 Any merry little thought 1138 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,380 - Oh, no! - Hook her down! Hook her! 1139 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,580 I'm floating. I'm floating. 1140 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,881 Get her! 1141 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,847 Reindeer in the sky 1142 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,940 Let go! 1143 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,924 - Get her down! - Let go of me! 1144 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,680 Let go of me right now! 1145 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,441 Let go! 1146 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,881 Everybody, fly! 1147 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,370 She's okay. She's all right. There she is. 1148 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,480 Ta-da! 1149 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,100 Thank you, everybody. Thank you. 1150 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,620 Oh, my God, Josephine, hi! 1151 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,260 Daniel, hi! 1152 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,042 Hi! Hello, everybody. Take some pixie dust! 1153 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,405 Thank you, thank you! 1154 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,980 How much cough syrup did she have? 1155 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,980 Clearly, way too much. 1156 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,566 There she is. 1157 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,410 - Hi! - Hey, honey. 1158 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,961 Wow. 1159 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,610 Well, that was an incredible thing to watch. 1160 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,180 I think I broke Captain Hook's nose. 1161 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,687 Sweetie, it's not your fault. 1162 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,260 We shouldn't have let you go out there today. 1163 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,540 No, you can't fool around with medicine, hon. 1164 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,660 Emily. Emily. 1165 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,740 Dude, you crushed it! 1166 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,008 I gotta change into my tux. 1167 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,848 - Mr. Brand? - Not now. 1168 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,960 Can't speak. 1169 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,446 Honey, it's all going to be okay. Trust me. 1170 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,961 Love you, Dad. 1171 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,960 Love you, too. 1172 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:53,328 Okay, sweetie. Okay, honey. That felt good. 1173 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,220 You get that out. 1174 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,380 Let's go outside and get you some air. 1175 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,820 I'm sorry. 1176 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,500 No, honey, it's fine. 1177 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,290 - Okay. - It's fine. 1178 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,042 When did she start eating carrots? 1179 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,247 Your sister has excellent aim. 1180 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,361 Can I have another towel? 1181 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,370 Thanks. Oh, man. 1182 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,480 Hello? 1183 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,686 Hey, Greg. 1184 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,844 No, now's a fine time. 1185 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,080 You did? 1186 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,844 No, I'm not surprised. I thought it was a killer interview also. 1187 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,260 You wanna meet? Okay. 1188 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,260 Well, now actually isn't a really good time. 1189 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,220 No. No, no, no. 1190 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,700 - Go, go, go! - Drinks at Nagamaki? 1191 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,380 - Go! - Could you hold on a second, Greg? 1192 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,420 Alexander, I appreciate what you're trying to do... 1193 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,060 but our plate is full. 1194 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,220 We got too much going on tonight, kiddo. 1195 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,420 Dad, curse or no curse... 1196 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,245 just go for it! 1197 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:01,940 Greg, we're gonna go for it. 1198 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,460 Yeah, I will see you at Nagamaki later, okay? 1199 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,060 Okay. Good. I look forward to it. Thanks. Bye-bye. 1200 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,100 Awesome! 1201 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,620 Okay. I reek. 1202 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,740 You do. Look. Wait. 1203 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,451 This looks like your size. 1204 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,420 I'm not going to wear a pirate blouse. 1205 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,485 Pirate or puke, your choice. 1206 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,890 It's okay, Em. 1207 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,560 It took a lot of courage to fly out on that stage tonight. 1208 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,780 Do you have any idea how proud we are of you? 1209 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,260 You've always just put yourself out there. 1210 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,324 You are fearless. 1211 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,940 You're willing to show the world who you really are. 1212 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,083 That's amazing. 1213 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,260 But if you're ever about to take the stage on Broadway... 1214 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,460 and you decide to drink a bottle of cough syrup, give me a call. 1215 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,091 Let me talk you out of it. 1216 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,609 Ladies, care to do some pillaging? 1217 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,004 Okay. All right. 1218 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,300 All right, how did I end up blue? 1219 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,660 Celia's gonna love it. 1220 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,140 It's totally retro. 1221 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,260 Just own it, kiddo. 1222 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,325 You look ridiculous. 1223 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,123 Go get your Duchess, Duke. 1224 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,810 My little boy... 1225 00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,529 in a tuxedo, going to prom... 1226 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,324 in sneakers. 1227 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,207 Wow. You look amazing. 1228 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,849 What are you wearing? You look like Willy Wonka. 1229 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,529 I'm trying something different. 1230 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,531 What's going on? 1231 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,727 Yeah, I kind of failed my driver's test. 1232 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,051 You look beautiful, Celia. 1233 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,900 'Course I do. 1234 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,406 Yeah, that's a sick dress. 1235 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,460 I hope this isn't too much wind for you, Celia. 1236 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,081 It's actually helping with the vomit smell. 1237 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,420 So is everybody hungry? 1238 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,260 - I am. - I am. 1239 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,420 They're coming to dinner? 1240 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,041 Don't worry. They're not gonna sit at our table. 1241 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,845 - How about some music? - Yes. Yes. 1242 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,527 No surprise, the radio's broken. 1243 00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,923 This is just something that we do for fun sometimes. 1244 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,242 Figured it'd make you laugh. 1245 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,820 We're going to Nagamaki! 1246 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,660 What? Are you kidding me? 1247 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,700 - Nagamaki! - They cook it on the table. 1248 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,300 They cook it right on the table. 1249 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,125 Like a fondue, but not. 1250 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,241 Supposed to be a very authentic Japanese restaurant. 1251 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,340 - Be careful. - Yes, sir. 1252 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,801 Thank you. 1253 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,260 Konnichiwa. Welcome to Nagamaki! 1254 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,420 Table for two, please. 1255 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,801 Right this way. 1256 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,761 There they are. 1257 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,180 You okay? 1258 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,481 Yeah. 1259 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,340 Honey, come on. Ben, you're the smartest guy I know. 1260 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,166 You're literally a rocket scientist. You've got these guys. 1261 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,130 Is it better tucked in? 1262 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,540 You hesitated. Here we go. 1263 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,060 - Go get them, buccaneer. - Thanks. Bye. 1264 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,727 - Good luck. - Good luck, good luck. 1265 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,841 Hey, fellas. 1266 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,529 Is that a pirate's blouse? 1267 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,641 Yaar! 1268 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,860 Yes, it be! 1269 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,321 Yaar-some! 1270 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,529 Climb aboard, matey! 1271 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,220 How's he doing? 1272 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,660 He looks like he's having fun. 1273 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,700 He does? 1274 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,060 They look impressed. 1275 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,300 Good. 1276 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,660 That is exactly what I am talking about. You have multi-players... 1277 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,220 Survivor-style. 1278 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,740 It's Survivor on a space station. 1279 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,060 That's so cool. Multi-player. What do you think? 1280 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,580 - Yoshi's gonna flip. - It would be sick. 1281 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,041 To Ben. 1282 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:47,540 The space pirates. 1283 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,921 - Space pirates. - Space pirate. 1284 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,568 Are you sure you're not adopted? 1285 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,780 You should try a shrimp. They're really good. 1286 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,241 I'm allergic to shrimp. 1287 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,202 You should know what your girlfriend's allergic to. 1288 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,526 Yeah, sorry. 1289 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,086 X-O-X-O? 1290 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,460 Anthony, I just can't believe, on the most important night of our lives... 1291 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,860 you brought me to a place where I have to watch my food... 1292 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,420 get cooked in front of me. 1293 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,370 Who goes to Nagamaki before the prom? 1294 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,580 It's so amazing, okay? 1295 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,020 Look! It's Hope and Dale and Heather and Dave! 1296 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,060 Hey, guys. 1297 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,124 Hey, Celia. What's up, Anthony? 1298 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,020 O-M-G! You look beautiful. 1299 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,580 - Love it. - Thanks. 1300 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,380 Don't you guys just love this place? 1301 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,966 Totally. I die for it. 1302 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,020 Oh, my God, me too. I'll catch you guys later? 1303 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,401 Okay. 1304 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,801 Space pirate! Space pirate! Space pirate! 1305 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,569 Sake bomb! 1306 01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,804 It sounds like it couldn't be going better. 1307 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,567 Chef Ananda! Shrimp me. 1308 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,300 You ready? 1309 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,806 Yeah, I'm ready. 1310 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,206 One! That was one. 1311 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,740 Yeah! 1312 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,041 Fire it up! 1313 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,761 Three! 1314 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,060 Four! 1315 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,361 Keep it going. 1316 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,961 Five! 1317 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,761 Six! 1318 01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,001 Seven! 1319 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,961 Eight! 1320 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,286 Nine! 1321 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,321 Ten! 1322 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,340 Mom, Dad's on fire! 1323 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,380 I hope so! 1324 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,284 No, no, no. He's really on fire! 1325 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,060 Drop and roll, Ben. Drop and roll. 1326 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,361 Drop and roll! 1327 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,980 Stop, drop and roll, honey. 1328 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,281 Dad? 1329 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,845 I still have me arms! 1330 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,931 Thank you for your time. 1331 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,580 Nice job, you really nailed it. Really nailed it, Ben! 1332 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,441 You know who you are? You're the flaming pirate of Nagamaki! 1333 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,565 Thank you! 1334 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:55,924 - Dad! - Hey, guys. 1335 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,641 Are you okay? 1336 01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,645 Yeah! I'm good. 1337 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,890 I'm fine. 1338 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,481 It's all good. 1339 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,441 It's all good. 1340 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,140 Dad... 1341 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,660 you don't always have to steer your ship with positivity! 1342 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,100 You keep us up and we really appreciate it. 1343 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,687 But some days are just bad. 1344 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,125 Nothing can fix it. 1345 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,241 Trust me. 1346 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,047 I would know. 1347 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,690 At least we're all together now. 1348 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,684 It's my job to take care of you guys. 1349 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,380 And, make sure you don't have bad days. 1350 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,331 - And when you do, it's on me! - Ben. 1351 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,001 I think that you just... 1352 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:51,769 got to have the bad days so you can love the good days even more. 1353 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,608 This day has been terrible! 1354 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,961 Terrible day. 1355 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,450 Yeah! A horrible day! 1356 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,006 A no-good... 1357 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,726 Very bad day! 1358 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,085 You know what I think? 1359 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,340 I think this day sucks! 1360 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,460 Yes! It does. 1361 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:19,761 Thank you! 1362 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,020 I love you guys. 1363 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,321 Come here. 1364 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,526 Can't breathe! 1365 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,340 - You sure? - Yeah, totally. Come with us. 1366 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,540 Okay, cool. All right, so, good news. They have room... 1367 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,968 and they said we could go with them. 1368 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,241 I don't know. 1369 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,681 What do you mean, you don't know? 1370 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,569 We're not going in some busted-up minivan with your crazy family. 1371 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,850 You know what, go without me. 1372 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,740 Excuse me? 1373 01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,407 You want me to go to the prom without you? 1374 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,888 Yes. That's what I want. 1375 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,045 I'm sticking with my family tonight. 1376 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,007 You're choosing them over me? 1377 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,020 Yes, Celia. I am. 1378 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,260 Because they're my family. 1379 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,688 And if they're crazy, then I guess it makes me crazy, too. 1380 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,730 Have fun at the prom, Duchess. 1381 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,010 What are you doing? 1382 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,651 Forget it. 1383 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,251 So, what? No prom? 1384 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,321 It's junior prom. The real one's next year. 1385 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,330 What about Celia? 1386 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,568 I realized there's more important things than Celia. 1387 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,020 - You sure? - Very. 1388 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,260 Good to have you on board. 1389 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,561 Thanks, Dad. 1390 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,807 What was that for? 1391 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,446 I didn't wish you happy birthday yet. 1392 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,780 When there's a smile in your heart 1393 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,004 There's no better way to start 1394 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,620 Think of all the joy you'll find 1395 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,241 When you leave your past behind 1396 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,500 How did he get in there? 1397 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,086 It's okay. 1398 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,440 Dad, be careful. 1399 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,050 There it goes. 1400 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,606 It's okay. 1401 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,766 Stay behind me. 1402 01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,880 Wow. 1403 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,529 Guys, there is a kangaroo out there. 1404 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,500 And an emu. 1405 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,484 I don't think they were meant to be presented in quite this way. 1406 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,564 And a wallaby. 1407 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,860 Wow, you really know your animals. 1408 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,180 Yeah, they're all Australian. What's going on? 1409 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,860 I don't think they were meant to be presented in quite this way. 1410 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,366 - No. - Hi! 1411 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,286 You must be the Coopers. 1412 01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,580 Hey, yeah! This was supposed to be a petting zoo? 1413 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,087 A confined Australian petting zoo. 1414 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,820 Yeah, it is. One of the pens was open and the kangaroo got out. 1415 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,540 Yeah, the kangaroo. 1416 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,888 There was also a crocodile in our entry hall. 1417 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,220 So sorry about that. 1418 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,380 We had him in the pool, and we got distracted. 1419 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,740 You don't have to worry about it. I'll put him back in the pen. 1420 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,260 Okay, you got him from here on out? 1421 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,100 - Yeah! - Okay, great. Thanks. 1422 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,526 We got you, Mr. Cooper. 1423 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,180 - It'll be fine, right? - Yeah. 1424 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,620 - I don't think he's gonna get out again. - No. 1425 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,684 You guys did all of this for me? 1426 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,727 Yeah! Your mom and I thought you might enjoy a night in the Outback. 1427 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,211 You can pet him if you want. 1428 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,607 His name's Winston. 1429 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,321 Hello, Winston. 1430 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,051 This is amazing. 1431 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,300 Okay, guys? We've got guests coming any minute. 1432 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,860 So here's what we have to do. 1433 01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,580 Emily, you're on music. Anthony, fire up the barbie. 1434 01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,380 Mom, snacks. 1435 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,900 Alexander, why don't you help Mom keep 1436 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,580 Trevor away from anything that will eat him? 1437 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,580 Baby safety. 10-4. 1438 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,140 I think we're all good now. 1439 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,380 Super Coopers! 1440 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,180 Lenny! Get back here. 1441 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,686 Lenny! Someone get him! 1442 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,540 - I am on it! - Ben! 1443 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:40,980 Lenny! 1444 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,140 - Ben! - Dad? 1445 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,441 Lenny! 1446 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,281 Okay! 1447 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,445 That was pretty good! 1448 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,926 Where are you? 1449 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,166 Where are you? 1450 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,286 Hey! 1451 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,291 Hey there... 1452 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,965 party kangaroo. 1453 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,001 I'm Ben... 1454 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,660 and I want you to join me... 1455 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,166 back at the party. 1456 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,500 Yeah! 1457 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,940 Nice work, Mr. Cooper. 1458 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,020 Thank you, Dwayne. 1459 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,129 Come here, Lenny. Here we go. 1460 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,851 What's up, man? 1461 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,500 Pretty cool, huh? 1462 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,529 This party's gonna be killer, dude. 1463 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:05,841 Hey, guys! 1464 01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,290 Your dad is hardcore! 1465 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,885 Dude, did you see that? 1466 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,380 - Hey! Hey! - G'day. 1467 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,220 You must be my Australian cowboys. 1468 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,060 - We sure are. - Awesome! 1469 01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,091 Wow! You guys are in good shape. 1470 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,206 Hey, Nina, how are you? 1471 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,525 It's the video game guys! 1472 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,420 - Yeah. - No, it's a great time to talk. 1473 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,460 No. Just a little bit of the hair was singed. 1474 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,140 - Really? - I know. 1475 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,885 I know that was a lot of shrimp! 1476 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,961 Dude! 1477 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,441 Hey, you came! 1478 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,440 Happy birthday! 1479 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,740 This looks amazing! 1480 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,690 Yeah, thanks. 1481 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,531 Look, this has been a really, really crazy day. 1482 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,249 Looks like it turned out pretty good to me. 1483 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,601 Yeah. 1484 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,620 Have a good weekend, Nina... 1485 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,900 Have a good weekend, Greg. 1486 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,740 - And thank you for everything. - Thank you for your call. 1487 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,041 Thanks. 1488 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,205 How are you? How was that call? 1489 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,730 It was great. I got the job! 1490 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,686 - You got the job? - Yeah. 1491 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,300 It's fantastic! 1492 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,260 They thought I was fun! 1493 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:57,300 Even after you singed your arms... 1494 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,980 Even after the thing and the thing. 1495 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,300 "I still have me arms"? 1496 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,762 I was a fiery pirate! They loved it! 1497 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,401 Wow! 1498 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,370 You know what the best thing is? 1499 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,300 As long as I'm getting the work done... 1500 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,100 I can make my own hours. 1501 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,290 I'll be able to still do carpool and see the kids all the time. 1502 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,940 Wow, I am so happy for you. 1503 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,980 What about you? What about your call? How did it go? 1504 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,260 Dick Van Dyke's reading went viral. 1505 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,085 500,000 hits today. 1506 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,540 You're kidding me. 1507 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,460 Nina says the book is gonna be huge. 1508 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,860 That is fantastic, sweetie! 1509 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:29,940 Yeah... 1510 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,401 it's great! 1511 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,811 I cannot believe we pulled this party off. 1512 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,329 We really turned this day around. 1513 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,201 What's that? 1514 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,561 What are they doing? 1515 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,980 That's the Thunder from Down Under. 1516 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,900 They're supposed to be authentic Australian cowboys. 1517 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,201 They're not. 1518 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,687 No, no, no! 1519 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,540 Guys? Guys, PG! 1520 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,171 PG! Keep it PG! 1521 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,760 Please! 1522 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,530 Oh, no. 1523 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,046 Go, Alex! Go, Alex! Go, Alex! Go, Alex! 1524 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:10,260 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 1525 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,260 After today, I know that... 1526 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,340 even terrible days aren't so bad 1527 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,563 when you're surrounded by the people you love. 1528 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:17,940 Make a wish, kiddo. 1529 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:19,140 Because it turns out... 1530 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,660 the worse things are... 1531 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,610 the better this family gets. 1532 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,260 To more days like this. 1533 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,300 No! 1534 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,260 - What are you talking about? - Okay, okay. 1535 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,559 For us, this bad day... 1536 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,205 was the best day ever! 108368