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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:44,680 COINCOIN AND THE ALIENS EPISODE 1 - DARK IS DARK 2 00:00:58,340 --> 00:00:59,380 Coincoin! 3 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,220 No! 4 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,940 You're starting to get on my nerves! 5 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,460 You're never gonna quit! 6 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:38,820 I've had enough! 7 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:40,500 You're a nuisance to everybody! 8 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:45,020 Coincoin, I'm gonna get you! 9 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:48,060 I already told you you can't do that! 10 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,660 You're pissing off the world! 11 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,940 Look at this work! 12 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,100 Look at Uncle Dany! 13 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:02,740 Oh, for God's sake! 14 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:03,820 But I had nothing to do with it! 15 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:04,540 Okay, Dany? 16 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:06,940 Shit! 17 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,780 Coincoin, you're pissing off the world, I'm sick of it! 18 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:13,740 Dammit! 19 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,740 No, Dany! 20 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:19,940 Stop it! 21 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:22,660 You're a shitshow! 22 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,500 What the hell is this thing? 23 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:55,660 It's not cow dung, though. 24 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:58,820 How would it have shit all this? 25 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,260 It's really disgusting. It stinks too. 26 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:28,900 Are you all right? 27 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,100 I'm fine. You? 28 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,340 Shall we go? 29 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,540 Why are you looking at me like that, Carpentier? 30 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:48,420 You're starting to get on my nerves with your thing. 31 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,420 What the hell is going on? 32 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,260 Failure to give way! 33 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,860 What's the traffic rules here? 34 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,940 Get out of the vehicle! 35 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:14,980 And let's get a move on! 36 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,140 Is my little Coincoin acting up again? 37 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:35,060 Who got their license from a cereal box, that you, Coincoin? 38 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:36,700 No license, sir. 39 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,140 And no license. 40 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:39,420 You drive without it. 41 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,380 Who's this? 42 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:44,500 It's me, sir. 43 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,420 It's good to confess, sir. 44 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,660 Miss. 45 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,700 This is not possible. 46 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,980 This is unbelievable. 47 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,660 You're clueless. 48 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:03,260 Oh, my God. 49 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,060 It's okay this time. 50 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:07,940 Get out of here. 51 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,100 Give way to the right. 52 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:20,300 Let's go, Carpentier. 53 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,420 Did you see that, Carpentier? 54 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,980 I'd bet my life it was a man. 55 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,580 That's for sure. 56 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:37,300 It's the modern world, Carpentier. 57 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,860 The internet and all that. 58 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:43,860 Come on, let's go. 59 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,300 You must be excited to do all this shit, right? 60 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,020 What's the matter, you too good for this now? 61 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:49,660 What the fuck are you doing with this machine? 62 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:52,580 You're crazy, talking to me like that. 63 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,020 I love Corinne, don't you understand that? 64 00:07:58,740 --> 00:07:59,580 Coincoin. 65 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:31,900 Hi, Coincoin. 66 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,100 You good, big guy? 67 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:35,740 I'm all right. What are you doing? 68 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,300 Nothing and you? 69 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,820 Nothing, I'm driving. 70 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,580 Go ahead, big guy. 71 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:56,300 Later. 72 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:56,140 POLICE 73 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:04,020 Come on, Carpentier. 74 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,180 It's not human, Captain. 75 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,340 An animal? 76 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,340 No. 77 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,740 -Is it a plant, then? -No. 78 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,860 If it's not human, 79 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,740 if it's not a plant, if it's not an animal, 80 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,620 it's not natural. 81 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:34,900 Right, Captain? 82 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,620 What the hell is going on here? 83 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,260 Can't tell what it is. 84 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,580 That's normal, if it's not from this planet. 85 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,700 Did it fall out of the sky or something? 86 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,460 Look, there's no prints around it. 87 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,780 It's a puddle. 88 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,460 A shit puddle, dung. 89 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:06,700 Come on, let's go. 90 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,180 I can't investigate if it's not human. 91 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,780 It's a living body, Captain. 92 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,740 Dead. But alive before it died. 93 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,900 We're going to take the bull by the horns 94 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,900 and you call forensics for me. 95 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,180 You send a sample to see what's in it. 96 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:37,060 Now? 97 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,060 -Yes. -All right. 98 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,220 Hello, this is Carpentier. 99 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,180 We're gonna send you a body. 100 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,780 Not too human. 101 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,500 Yes. 102 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,700 No. 103 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,500 No. 104 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:54,980 No. 105 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,020 You're getting warmer. 106 00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:58,780 No. 107 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,580 You're getting colder. 108 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,620 You're really hot. 109 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,980 Carpentier, are you serious? 110 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,580 Warm... What? 111 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,540 You're messing with forensics. 112 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,620 Playing guessing games? 113 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,060 Excuse me, Captain. 114 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,220 Here's the prosecutor. 115 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,780 Well, well, Van der Weyden. 116 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:35,140 We found a non-human body, Mr. Prosecutor. 117 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,460 Are you going jogging now? 118 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,140 A non-human body! 119 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:43,900 -No, it's a puddle. -A puddle! 120 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:45,900 In any case, it's not human. 121 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,180 It's not from here, a foreign body. 122 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,620 It's huge, Captain. 123 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,540 -Huge. -That's for sure. 124 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,740 It's straight from the sky. 125 00:12:59,140 --> 00:12:59,900 Impressive. 126 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,540 Very impressive, Van der Weyden. 127 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,620 As far as I'm concerned, Prosecutor, 128 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,740 it's from the sky. 129 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,340 It came from the sky? 130 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,260 So, Captain, this is a matter of national security. 131 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,780 Red alert. 132 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,140 Red, are you sure? 133 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,620 Captain, red is red. 134 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,060 -Red! -Let's go. 135 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,860 See you soon, Captain. 136 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,500 Damn it, Carpentier, red is red. 137 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,220 National security! 138 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,060 Come on, let's go. 139 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:59,580 Can I ask what you are doing back there, Captain? 140 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:00,780 Well... 141 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,620 It smells... 142 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,060 This whole thing stinks like hell. 143 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,060 I need to think about it. 144 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,660 Start the car. 145 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,500 What the hell, Carpentier? 146 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,700 What the hell is going on? 147 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,420 Come here, Carpentier! 148 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,100 What is that? 149 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,220 Are you an acrobat? 150 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,780 And in front of the prosecutor, what's with you? 151 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,660 -Come here. -No. 152 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,540 Come here, I said! 153 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:14,940 No. 154 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,940 -Come on! -No. 155 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,700 -No, no. -What? 156 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,220 -Come here, I said! -No. 157 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,500 No. 158 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,500 Come here. 159 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,620 No. 160 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:30,940 Come on! 161 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,540 Fuck! 162 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,940 Son of a bitch! 163 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,240 So... 164 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,760 Sir, look at this. 165 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,040 What's going on? 166 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,320 I got hit on the head with a tile. 167 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,040 Show me. 168 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,200 Look. 169 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,920 I have a bump and I'm bleeding. 170 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,880 Now, there's a lot of blood. 171 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,360 Oh, my God. 172 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,600 I feel bad. 173 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,920 Oh, my God. 174 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,360 Sir, you're all white. Come sit down. 175 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,360 Sit down. 176 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,360 What's wrong with me, Coincoin? 177 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,480 It must be shit, right? 178 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,240 Take a good look. 179 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,240 Help, I'm freaking out. 180 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,040 I'm panicking, Coincoin. 181 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,120 Well... 182 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,080 Is it blood? 183 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,240 No, it must be shit. 184 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,360 What is it? 185 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,600 Is it blood? 186 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,360 No, it's not blood. 187 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,240 -It's not blood. -No, look 188 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,960 at the colors. 189 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,800 It's black blood. 190 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,520 But there's no such thing as black blood. 191 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,320 It's black blood, Coincoin. 192 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,320 No. 193 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,960 No, it's dung or something. 194 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,960 It's not blood. 195 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,200 I saw the same thing this morning. 196 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,080 Well, you... 197 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,520 you take me... 198 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,040 to the sacristy. You take me there. 199 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,520 I'm going to change pants. 200 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:16,840 FORENSICS 201 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,800 Are you crazy? 202 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,400 Wow. 203 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,760 It smells bad! 204 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,920 Did you see that, Carpentier? 205 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,960 The cement. 206 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,920 The wind turbines, you saw them? 207 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,640 Captain. 208 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,360 Captain, a fisherman warned us. 209 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,200 More sediment outside the biosphere, Captain. 210 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,600 -What? -An apax. 211 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,280 What's "apax"? 212 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,240 I don't know, Captain. 213 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,040 -It's something not from here? -Affirmative, sir. 214 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,240 So, sir... 215 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,680 what did you see? 216 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,760 I was fishing 217 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,760 and I heard something fall behind me, that thing. 218 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,520 Were you fishing like this? 219 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,920 You heard something, you turned around. 220 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,640 And you saw this thing? 221 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,680 No. 222 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,640 What do you mean, no? 223 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,080 It was dark, sir. 224 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,400 It was dark? 225 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,080 I only saw the stain in the morning. 226 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,800 Are you sure? 227 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,360 Are you sure you weren't a little tipsy? 228 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,480 No, sir. 229 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,480 -Didn't see anything? -No, it was dark. 230 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,600 Dark is dark. 231 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,760 What did you think of this guy? 232 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,600 He seems drunk to me. 233 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,760 To spend the night here, it's weird. 234 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,800 I think this thing fell in the night. 235 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,800 It fell from the sky. 236 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,600 That's for sure. 237 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,640 It's not human, Captain. 238 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,840 It's not alien, is it? 239 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,360 Affirmative, Lieutenant. 240 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,800 What? 241 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,240 Come and see here. 242 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,400 I can't believe it, Captain. It's like this morning, but bubbling. 243 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,400 Did you see that, Carpentier? 244 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,920 Stop being a smart alec. 245 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,640 Let's go. 246 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,960 I fell! 247 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,760 Captain, I fell! 248 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,960 Get out of there! You've got no business being in the water! 249 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,360 Captain! 250 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,920 I fell. 251 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,120 Get out of it, Carpentier! 252 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,920 I'm floating away! 253 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,560 Captain! 254 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,960 Come on! 255 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,760 Captain! 256 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,240 I fell, I slipped! 257 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,080 When the family comes to gather 258 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,360 you present Christ our Lord 259 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,840 like that. 260 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,240 Here, take the pole. 261 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,640 And you kiss. That's it. 262 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,800 Like this? 263 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,800 No. 264 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,400 Look. 265 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,240 Look. 266 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:15,680 And I represent Christ... 267 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,960 our Lord. 268 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,520 A little kiss 269 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,240 for the Lord Jesus Christ. 270 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,080 The Lord's Christ. 271 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,080 Come on, a little kiss. 272 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,080 Little kiss. 273 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,240 Show me. 274 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,080 Come on. 275 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,240 -They gather. -That's it. 276 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,520 I present it to them. 277 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,080 -You present it to them. -I kiss. 278 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,960 Are you making fun of me? 279 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,440 No, they kiss it like that. 280 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,520 Be careful. 281 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,400 Coincoin, watch me. 282 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,680 Stop it. 283 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,800 Stop. 284 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,160 You can never do that. 285 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,080 Get out of here. 286 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,400 I'm taking Christ back. 287 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,640 Get out. 288 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,920 Go on. 289 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,680 Get the hell out. 290 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,520 Pain in the ass. 291 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,240 Incredible. 292 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,120 Coincoin, you're sick! 293 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,520 Is he fucking high? He was this close to running us over, bastard. 294 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,080 He does that again, I swear I'll kick his ass. 295 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,880 Coincoin, you drive without a license, aren't you afraid? 296 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,520 It's fine here. 297 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,800 -It's a quiet place. -It's a quiet place? 298 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,960 Hello, is the political meeting here? 299 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,960 Who are you, ladies and gentlemen? 300 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,400 We are journalists. 301 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,520 Sorry, it's private. 302 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,400 It's a public meeting, isn't it? 303 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,240 In preparation for the elections. 304 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,600 It's a public and private meeting, ma'am. 305 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,360 But come one, you can let us in, can't you? 306 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,240 Voters have a right to know. 307 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,120 Ma'am, it's private, as we told you. 308 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,400 Only guests can come in. 309 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,840 Nothing against you, 310 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,120 but we can't let you in. 311 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,680 Private is private. 312 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,320 If we can't do our job... 313 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,520 Thank you for your kindness, boys. 314 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,240 Here, big guy. 315 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,880 And so elegantly too. 316 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,880 Shit-flies. 317 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,520 Coincoin, if you had disabled me, I would have made you pay. 318 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,960 She's getting on my nerves, that bitch. 319 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,400 They have to show their card to get in. 320 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,840 Who cares, we know them. 321 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,680 We're not going to ask someone we know for the card. 322 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,960 We have to do our job, Coincoin. 323 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,240 Our job is to check the ones we don't know. 324 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,680 That's all. 325 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,400 -I'll take care of everything for... -Okay, thank you. 326 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,040 How was it, guys? 327 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,120 I'll explain everything to you. Two guys tried to get in 328 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,240 with expired cards, 329 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,960 so, I didn't let them in. 330 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,840 Then, a journalist with a cameraman came. 331 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,680 They tried to get in, but I told them they could not come in. 332 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,680 However, I would've liked to let her in to get her number. 333 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,120 Show some respect for people! 334 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,560 She had a nice little ass. 335 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,400 Is he serious? 336 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,840 Stop it. 337 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,840 Anyway, the journalist came, like, 338 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,680 she was a little... 339 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,560 she was a little upset. 340 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,680 -She wanted to come in? -Yeah, at any cost. 341 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,840 We told her it was public, 342 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,920 but private, there were guests and all. 343 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,480 And that, as a result... 344 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,480 we didn't let her in. 345 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,400 Thanks, cool, you remembered to not let people in 346 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,400 and it went well. I am delighted with your efficiency. 347 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,840 I'll see you next time. 348 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,480 Thank you! 349 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,840 So, ladies, 350 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,280 we're hitchhiking, 351 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,720 right? 352 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,840 Are you Coincoin's girlfriends? 353 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,960 A little couple, right? 354 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,280 What are you doing alone in the road there? 355 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,240 You're gonna light a fire there with your legs. 356 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,240 Oh, my God. 357 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,280 Beware of solicitation. 358 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,280 I'm kidding. 359 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 360 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,200 Get in, we'll take you back. 361 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,680 You have to be careful, though, 362 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,120 to not wander the roads. 363 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,320 We're not, sir, we're going home. 364 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,560 But from the road, you can't tell. 365 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,840 You know you're going home, 366 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,160 but it's not marked on your forehead. 367 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,800 No car will know that, you understand? 368 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,000 That's why we're picking you up. 369 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,400 It's for your safety. 370 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,000 A man, you know 371 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,840 is like an animal. He's got instincts, fangs. 372 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,680 And we 373 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,680 in the police 374 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,960 have a delicate situation on our hands. 375 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,720 It's a matter of precaution, you know. 376 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,280 It's the precautionary principle. 377 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,120 Absolutely, Captain. 378 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,600 It's like they say. Better too cautious than not enough. 379 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,560 Speak of the devil... 380 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,680 Idiot! 381 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,560 You see, Carpentier, 382 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,560 we're not allowed to pick up hitchhikers, but there you go, 383 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,400 we do it anyway. 384 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,720 We are not allowed because we are the national police force, 385 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,200 but we do it anyway to protect them a little. 386 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,280 It's still complicated. 387 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,840 That's for sure. 388 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,720 It's a bit of a balance. 389 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,680 We are part of the police, 390 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,120 but our role is still to protect. 391 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,200 Right? 392 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,760 You have to know how to balance. 393 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,920 It's like those women. 394 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,840 Homosexuals. 395 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,080 You have to know how to balance. 396 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,000 You understand, Carpentier? 397 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,720 Well, yeah. 398 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,000 I can't see anything! 399 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,280 Fuck! 400 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,440 What's this shit now? 401 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,640 It's another alien thing, sir. 402 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:23,720 Look. 403 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,560 These bugs are starting to get on my nerves. 404 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,200 We weren't even done with those dykes and now this. 405 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,480 Yeah! 406 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,640 It was a kid driving, sir. 407 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,720 Coincoin, what the hell are you doing? 408 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,280 You're driving on the roof! 409 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,440 I almost got caught by the police. 410 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,000 You're nuts to drive without a license! 411 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,440 All young people drive without a license. 412 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,280 And without insurance, for all we know! 413 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,720 It's no use. 414 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,000 With you, everything is useless! 415 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,720 Nothing's good for anything! 416 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,240 Honestly, Coincoin, I don't know what to do with you! 417 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,560 Really! 418 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,400 Now, you're not leaving here anymore! 419 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,800 Dany, where is he? He was in the courtyard. 420 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,840 I don't know. 421 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,560 It's not me, I didn't do anything. 422 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,160 Coincoin, enough! I'm tired of your bullshit! 423 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,440 But he's the one who slipped under the car. 424 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,640 Come on, Dany, let's go home. 425 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,640 Dany, he made a dent. 426 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,560 Dad, I got pissed off. 427 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,880 Coincoin, are you done being a smart alec? 428 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,280 Dammit. 429 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,080 I'm gonna tell you, 430 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,440 the oil goes in the motor, not on your head. 431 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,080 I'm going to the mailman. 432 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,880 It stinks. 433 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:14,040 NATIONAL POLICE 434 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,440 My vehicle was there, sir. 435 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,160 And it disappeared like that, sir. 436 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,480 I'm here. 437 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,840 You're dressed for the carnival. 438 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,480 It must be in your garage, sir. 439 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,320 It's impossible, it disappeared. 440 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,040 Your wife says you got back late after the carnival. 441 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,200 You put the car in the garage, 442 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,440 and you went to bed. 443 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,200 That's not possible, sir, since I didn't go home. 444 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,840 I'm still in my drum major outfit. Look. 445 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,320 I don't have a car. I came directly here to the police 446 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,880 to report the theft. 447 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,200 Who was in your bed with your wife then? 448 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,760 If it's not you, it's not the Pope anyway. 449 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,600 Right, Carpentier? 450 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,640 The human, Carpentier. 451 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,320 The human. 452 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,200 -People are really crazy. -Sure, Captain. 453 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,040 With our job, 454 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,280 as I always say, we stick our hands in it. 455 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,440 You don't have to be a writer. 456 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,040 The national police is already Marcel Proust. 457 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,480 Don't go overboard. 458 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,200 I haven't read all the books, 459 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,040 but in the books, there are some clarifications. 460 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,480 Captain! 461 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,040 It's alive! 462 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,640 It's alive! 463 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,600 It's alive! 464 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,920 Calm down! 465 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,280 The mass we discovered 466 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,640 is alive! 467 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,040 Open your visor. 468 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,280 The mass we found at the construction site 469 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,320 is alive. 470 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,840 -Alive how? -Alive alive. 471 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,040 You hear that, Carpentier? 472 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,920 Alive? 473 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,320 Well... 474 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,040 that would confirm extraterrestrial life. 475 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,880 Slow down. 476 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,920 Slow down, Carpentier. Let's not put the horse 477 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,320 before the cart. 478 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,760 What did you say to forensics? 479 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,320 Well, that... 480 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,080 Is that alien life or not? 481 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,640 Gotta meet halfway. 482 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,160 It's alive, that's for sure. 483 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,080 It's not... 484 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,000 It's not... 485 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,080 It's not... 486 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,040 of... 487 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,920 of... 488 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,640 It's... 489 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,880 It's not... either. 490 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,080 If it's alive alive, it's not a being 491 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,640 like us, right? 492 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,600 It's a cow pat. 493 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,320 It's an alien life form, sir. 494 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,000 They're probably different from terrestrial ones. 495 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,360 What are you saying, Carpentier? I don't understand you at all. 496 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,520 Here's something else. 497 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,920 Aliens. 498 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,640 Black holes, Carpentier. 499 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,080 What does he want? 500 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,280 This is the national police, boss! 501 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,080 Have your papers, boss? 502 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,800 He's undocumented, Captain. 503 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,920 Undocumented. He has no papers, maybe, 504 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,080 right, sir? 505 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,240 -Sir. -Papiere! 506 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,520 -Papiere! -You have your papers? 507 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,360 What the hell is this, Carpentier? 508 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,640 Papiere! 509 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,360 What do you think, Forensics? 510 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,040 Of what, sir? 511 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,640 Of those people. 512 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,800 They're not like aliens, maybe? 513 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,640 They're humans, Captain. 514 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,640 Alive alive? 515 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,640 It's all the same, sir. 516 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,440 Living, that is not from here. 517 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,160 Come on, Carpentier, let's go. 518 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,320 The human, Carpentier. 519 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,760 The human. 520 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,640 -People are really crazy. -Sure, Captain. 521 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,760 You all right, Maurice? 522 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,920 What are you doing here? I thought you were at the firm. 523 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,360 What are you talking about? 524 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,080 I'm taking the car or are you taking a picture of it? 525 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,680 You sure I brought the car back last night? 526 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,240 Well, gee, Maurice, 527 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,160 who parked the car 528 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,880 in the garage? 529 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,320 All right. 530 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,680 Gee, Maurice, you flush the toilet from the garage? 531 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,200 You're going to fix this 'cause it's starting to look good. 532 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,080 The car, the chicks who come by, 533 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,920 the immigrants... you need to fix the flush. 534 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,760 Lazy bastard! 535 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,400 Come on. 536 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,880 Maurice, I'm getting tired of this! 537 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,200 I think I'm going to ask for a divorce 538 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,120 and that way, it'll be better! 539 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,800 I'm getting tired of this! 540 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,120 That's enough! 541 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,040 Your chicks. 542 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,040 Everything and the toilet is not fixed. 543 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,680 It's starting to look good! 544 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,480 You're going to fix all this because otherwise 545 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,080 I'm getting a divorce. I'm getting tired of this! 546 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,800 Sick of all your bullshit! 547 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,800 The flush! 548 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,120 How are you? 549 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,640 Did you get your vehicle back? 550 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,120 Because your garage is empty right now. 551 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,680 So, did you have a stroke or something? 552 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,400 Carpentier, did I say something wrong, maybe? 553 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,480 Maybe he's drunk. 554 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,400 I think he's having a stroke. 555 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,240 A little vessel that blows out, you know... 556 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,680 It's like my brother-in-law, in two seconds, chips. 557 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,720 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 558 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,920 Damn. 559 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,640 He didn't even know he was my brother-in-law anymore. 560 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,920 Neither does he. 561 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,400 The brain is full of cables, 562 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,840 and they give out. 563 00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,960 That's life. 564 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,920 That's an automatic door, Carpentier. 565 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,280 -An automatic door? -The garage door. 566 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,480 Just like that. 567 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,840 Just like that. 568 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,000 Let's go, we'll follow this gang of aliens. 569 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,960 We'll see where their planet is. 570 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,360 -We're going to go there? -Yes. 571 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,940 TO BE CONTINUED... 572 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,340 You okay? Been waiting for you an hour. 573 00:48:56,460 --> 00:48:57,380 Are you my girl? 574 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:04,540 Did we have a stroke here or what? 575 00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:05,940 There was one Dany, now two. 576 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:08,100 Subtitling: Hiventy 37140

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