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[cheers and applause]
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- Five minutes.
Five minutes.
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Show starts in five minutes.
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Where's the new cast
of "All That?"
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Gaby, Reece, where are you?
Where are you?
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- All right, Reece, I guess
it's time to do the show.
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- I'm nervous, Gaby.
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What if we mess up?
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- Need some advice?
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both: Lori Beth Denberg!
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- You were on the original cast
of "All That" back in the '90s.
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Help us.
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- Okay.
When in doubt...
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get loud!
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- Like this!
- Yes!
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both: Yeah!
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- Now go on, loud it up.
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both: Yeah!
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- Kate, Nathan, Ryan,
we have three minutes.
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Three minutes.
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- I can't do a spit take.
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I just keep drooling
on myself.
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- I can't get mine to spray.
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- I swallowed mine again.
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- Show starts in three minutes.
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If we don't
figure out spit takes,
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it's gonna be a huge mess.
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- Is everything okay, guys?
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all: Josh Server!
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- You're an "All That" legend.
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You must know how
to do spit takes.
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- Oh, I do.
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You need to hold
the water in your mouth
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and make an elephant noise.
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It's easy.
Try it.
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[laughter]
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There you go.
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all: Thanks, Josh!
- Yep.
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Go get 'em.
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- Where are Lex and Chinguun?
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They have one minute.
One minute.
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- We've been hitting each other
with cheese bats for hours,
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but it's just not
feeling funny.
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- Did somebody say cheese bats?
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both: Kel Mitchell!
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- You were
Repair Man Man Man Man Man.
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- Yes, and you were the best
at getting hit.
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How do we make this funny?
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- The key to making it funny
is that you gotta sell it.
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All right? Watch this.
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[screams]
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- I told you he was the best.
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- Thanks, Kel.
Let's go.
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- [cries]
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Real hammer.
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Not a prop.
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Oh, I need a repair man man man
for my hand hand hand!
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- Finally you show up.
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I was about to do
the show myself.
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all: No!
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- Well, get out there.
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The show starts
in zero minutes.
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- All right, all right,
all right.
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Ready yet...
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all: Get set...
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it's "All That."
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- Fresh out the box.
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Stop, look, and watch.
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Ready yet. Get set.
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It's "All That."
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[funky hip-hop music]
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- ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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- ♪ Check it, check it, check it ♪
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♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪
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♪ Before we blow your mind ♪
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♪ The show is all of that ♪
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♪ And yes we do it all the time ♪
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♪ So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair ♪
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♪ Ground or in the air ♪
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♪ Just don't go nowhere ♪
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♪ 'Cause everything we do ♪
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- ♪ It's all of that! ♪
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- ♪ When entertaining you ♪
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- ♪ We all of that! ♪
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- ♪ My posse and my crew ♪
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- ♪ It's all of that! ♪ - ♪ So sit still ♪
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all: ♪ 'Cause we comin' right back ♪
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- ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ ♪
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- It's "Masked Video Game Dancer:
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Celebrity Edition."
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With your host...
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Nick Cannon!
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[cheering]
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- Whoo!
I'm Nick Cannon, baby!
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Yeah! And welcome
to "Masked Video Game Dancer:
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Celebrity Edition,"
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the only show where
celebrities perform dances
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from your favorite video games
to a panel of celebrity judges.
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Let's meet the panel.
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Beyoncé!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Bow down.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Ariana Grande.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Yuh.
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- And Dwayne The Rock Johnson!
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- [growls]
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Bring it!
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[yells]
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- Let's bring out
our first dancer.
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[upbeat music]
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- My name is Apple Face
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and my dance
is called Toothbrush.
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- Brush, baby, brush.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- The only person
who can dance that good...
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is me, the Queen B.
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- I like it.
I want it.
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I bought it.
I got it.
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Yuh.
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- This jabroni
is laying the smackdown.
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♪ ♪
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- And time.
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Ariana said, yuh.
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Beyoncé gets Beyoncé.
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And The Rock doubled in size.
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Reveal.
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- Shabba dabba doo.
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- Adam Sandler?
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- I like to dance.
Dancing is nice.
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Would you like
to dance with me?
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No?
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Well, that is something
that could've been brought
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to my attention yesterday!
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- Whew, that guy was louder
than my suit.
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Next dancer.
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[upbeat music]
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- I'm Carrot Brain.
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And my dance is called
Hide the Pony.
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- Enough talking.
More dancing.
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[neighs]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- I'm shook to my core.
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This must be the work of...
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me, Ms. Carter.
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- I see it.
I need it.
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Receive it.
Repeat it.
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Yuh.
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- He's good,
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but he'll never be
the people's champ.
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- Reveal.
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- Um...
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Billy Ray Cyrus?
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- What?
- Who?
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- Who dis?
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- Oh, you're Miley Cyrus's dad.
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- No, no, no, you did that song
with Lil Nas X.
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- Oh.
- Wow.
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- I love Lil Nas X.
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- I am Billy Ray Cyrus.
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I'm a legendary country singer.
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- Whatever you say,
Miley Cyrus's dad.
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- Who was that guy?
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- Every judge on the panel
is tied at zero points,
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and my jacket is tied
with my pants
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for craziest article
of clothing.
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Final dancer.
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[upbeat music]
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- I'm S'more Head,
and my dance is called
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Take in the Smell.
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- Let's get smelly.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- I don't know
what I'm looking at,
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so I'm just gonna say my name.
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- Say it, girl.
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- Yoncé.
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- He smellin'.
I'm jealin'.
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I likin'.
I buyin'.
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Yuh!
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- But can he smell
what The Rock...
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is cookin'?
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- Time, time, time.
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Nobody was even close.
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Reveal.
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- It's me, Nick Cannon, baby.
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Yeah!
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I'm on so many shows,
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they got me hosting
and competing, baby.
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both: Whoo!
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- Looking good, Nick Cannon.
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- Right back at you,
Nick Cannon.
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- Yeah.
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How did I not guess
that dancing was me?
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[horn blares]
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Aww, we're out of time.
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And once again,
our judges got zero points.
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Which means
they'll all be back next week
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for another episode of...
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all: "Masked
Video Game Dancer:
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Celebrity Edition."
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- And now, original "All That" cast member Lori Beth Denberg
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with vital information for your everyday life.
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- They say,
people who live in glass houses
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shouldn't throw stones.
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I say,
people who wear glass underwear
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should never ever sit down.
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Violence is never the answer,
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unless...
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You know what?
I can't do this.
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I'm sorry.
You know--
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It has been an honor
to do Vital Information
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for you for all of these years,
but I really think it's time
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that I get back
to my home planet.
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Know what?
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I'm gonna order
a replacement host.
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All right, add to cart.
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"Free instant shipping"?
Yes.
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And purchase.
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- Delivery for original
"All That" cast member
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Lori Beth Denberg.
- That's me.
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- Here's
your replacement toast.
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- I-I ordered
a replacement host,
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not replacement toast.
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- Sorry.
No returns.
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- "Sorry.
No returns."
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That is so planet Earth.
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- Toast?
Are you gonna eat that?
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- No, go right ahead, Reece.
- Thanks.
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You know what they say,
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teach a man to fish
and he'll never go hungry.
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Teach a piece of toast to fish
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and you've just wasted
a lot of time,
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crazy toast lady.
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- Hey, Reece?
- Hmm?
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- How would you
like to be the new host
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of Vital Information?
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- Can I keep the toast?
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- Sure.
- Yay.
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- Let's start
by doing one together.
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- Okay.
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[air whooshes]
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- Violence is never the answer.
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- Unless the question is...
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What rhymes with schmilence?
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- My work here is done.
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Good-bye, everyone.
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May all of your
information be vital.
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[mumbles gibberish]
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- This has been Lori Beth Denberg
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and Reece Joy Caddell with vital information
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for your everyday life.
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[upbeat music]
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- Hi, welcome to
"Getting Rid of Your Stuff"
272
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with me, Marie Kiddo.
273
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I help kids decide what to keep
and what to get rid of.
274
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Today, we're
at Danielle's house,
275
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and we're going to take a look
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at some of her stuff.
277
00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:22,097
Hi, Danielle.
Who's this?
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- Hey, Marie, this is
my doll Heather.
279
00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:26,701
- Does she bring you joy
or not?
280
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:30,271
- Oh, she does bring me joy.
- Then we keep Heather.
281
00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:36,444
Tell me about
this big ceramic vase.
282
00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:38,046
Does it bring you joy
or no?
283
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:40,482
- Ah, not really.
My grandma gave it to me.
284
00:11:40,584 --> 00:11:42,183
- Then we get rid of it.
285
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,319
Destroy!
286
00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:47,756
- Why'd you destroy my vase?
287
00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:49,624
- I got rid of it.
- You destroyed it.
288
00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:51,459
- Yeah, it's the best way
to get rid of something.
289
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:55,130
- What?
- And we're calm.
290
00:11:55,232 --> 00:11:57,565
- Tell me about this sun dress.
291
00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,567
- Uh, it's kind of itchy.
292
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:03,037
- Then we fold it
and thank it for its service.
293
00:12:04,608 --> 00:12:07,142
- Thank you...
sun dress.
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- Destroy!
295
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,490
- Why'd you dynamite my dress?
296
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- It was time.
297
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And we're settled.
298
00:12:26,797 --> 00:12:29,431
How about this cabinet
of curios
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and priceless
collectible plates?
300
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,302
- Oh, those aren't even mine.
Those are my mom's, so...
301
00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:36,104
- So they bring her joy?
302
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:37,105
- Yes.
303
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:39,774
- But...not you?
304
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- I don't know.
305
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- Cabinet, you have held
and displayed
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and now we honor you.
307
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Destroy!
308
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,133
- My mom is gonna kill me!
309
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- That's too bad.
310
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Do you not bring her joy?
311
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,774
- No, I think I do.
- Then you should be fine.
312
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How about this sofa?
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Do you like the color?
314
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,715
- Uh, wait,
I know this.
315
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- Destroy!
316
00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:30,558
- You're a monster!
317
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,827
- The wall that holds
the house up?
318
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- It brings joy.
I want to keep it.
319
00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:36,064
- Yes?
320
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,131
Which one is it?
321
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,566
- Uh...
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- A wall you can't find
brings joy?
323
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,306
Thank you, wall.
324
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:50,678
- No!
325
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,146
[stammers]
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- Let 'er rip!
Destroy!
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- And that's
"Getting Rid of Your Stuff"
328
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with me, Marie Kiddo.
329
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Join us next week at
the stained-glass window shop.
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Good-bye.
331
00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:25,113
- Excuse me, what happened
to the other guy?
332
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:27,348
He said he would be
right back with my order.
333
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,184
- Ed!
Ed!
334
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,853
- Let me see.
335
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,824
[mutters]
336
00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:38,826
Well, welcome to Good Burger,
home of the good burger.
337
00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:40,862
Can I take your order?
338
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,363
- You already took my order.
339
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,898
- Oh, hey.
It's you.
340
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,900
Oh.
Here you go.
341
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:48,202
- What in the world is that?
342
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:52,040
- You said you wanted
everything on it.
343
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,776
I couldn't get everything,
but, you know, I tried.
344
00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:57,278
Okay, here's, like, a yo-yo
and, you know,
345
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,281
a boxing glove, a ukulele.
346
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:01,749
- How am I supposed
to eat that?
347
00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:03,518
- I don't know.
With your mouth?
348
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,652
[laughter]
349
00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:05,954
- I didn't want this.
350
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:07,322
Storming out!
351
00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:11,225
- Okay, well,
can I keep my underwear?
352
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,169
Oh, welcome to Good Burger,
home of the good burger.
353
00:15:21,271 --> 00:15:22,670
Can I take your order?
354
00:15:22,772 --> 00:15:25,807
- Sure, but, first,
is that underwear?
355
00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:27,141
- Oh.
356
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,110
Uh...no.
357
00:15:30,447 --> 00:15:32,714
Wait!
You guys look familiar.
358
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,182
- Yeah, we're in a band.
359
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:36,017
- Oh, no, that's not it.
360
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,353
You're the guys
that keep stealing
361
00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:40,521
the toilet paper
out of the bathroom.
362
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:44,225
- No, we're the Jonas Brothers.
I'm Kevin Jonas.
363
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,396
- I'm Joe Jonas.
364
00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:50,198
- And I'm Nick Jonas.
365
00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:55,536
- Yeah, but why did you name
your band the Jonas Brothers?
366
00:15:55,639 --> 00:15:57,205
- Because we're brothers.
367
00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:59,574
- And we all share
the last name Jonas.
368
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:00,942
- [laughs]
369
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,878
Good thing
your name isn't Poopy.
370
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,080
Yeah, 'cause then you would
be the Poopy Brothers.
371
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,182
- Lucky us.
372
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:09,584
- Uh, so can we order?
373
00:16:09,686 --> 00:16:12,020
- Sure, you can.
Anybody can order.
374
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,788
You know, it's just listing
all the things
375
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,024
you want to eat out loud.
376
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,959
[laughs]
Try it.
377
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,260
- Okay. Uh...
378
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:20,995
can I get one good burger,
please?
379
00:16:21,097 --> 00:16:23,765
- That was so good.
380
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:25,700
You did it.
Yeah, you ordered.
381
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:28,069
- No, I was telling you
what I wanted.
382
00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:29,404
- Okay, I got this.
383
00:16:29,506 --> 00:16:31,239
Can we each have
one good burger,
384
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,774
one good fries,
and one good shake?
385
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:33,908
- Oh, okay.
386
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,376
One good burger,
387
00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,345
one good fry,
and one good shake.
388
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:38,980
[laughter]
389
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,648
- Um, I don't know if that's
enough for three people.
390
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,950
- No, no, no.
We each want one.
391
00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:45,319
- So can we get
three good burgers,
392
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,221
three good fries,
and three good shakes?
393
00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:49,190
- Oh, okay.
You all want three.
394
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,093
Okay, nine more good burgers,
395
00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:55,563
nine more good shakes,
and nine more good fries.
396
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:58,099
I really think that's
too much for three people.
397
00:16:58,201 --> 00:16:59,834
- Yeah, we know that.
398
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,102
We don't want all that food.
399
00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:03,104
Why would you order
us all that food?
400
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:05,506
- Because I work here.
401
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,876
I mean, you know, you say
an order, I tell the cooks.
402
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,179
That's how ordering works,
Jonas Brothers.
403
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,247
[laughs]
I thought you knew that.
404
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:15,049
Oh, well.
405
00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:17,018
- Here you go.
406
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,387
Hey, I know you guys.
407
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,322
- Yeah, they're
the toilet paper thieves.
408
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:24,859
- We really don't need
all this food.
409
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,594
- It's fine.
We'll just take it for later.
410
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,629
- And I happen to have a coupon
411
00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:30,565
for half off our entire order.
412
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,400
- Oh, half off.
413
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,502
Okay, cool.
I'm gonna make it happen.
414
00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:35,503
- What are you doing?
415
00:17:35,605 --> 00:17:36,704
- [stammers]
416
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,905
There you go.
417
00:17:38,007 --> 00:17:39,207
Yeah.
And then, you know,
418
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,708
I got your shake.
You said half off, okay.
419
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,710
- Not the shake.
Not the shake!
420
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,813
- Nine, five--
that's about eight ounces.
421
00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:46,781
That's it.
Half off.
422
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:48,783
[laughs]
423
00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:50,818
- Uh, you guys want to go
somewhere else to eat?
424
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,854
- Yes, I have a coupon
for Chicken Hut.
425
00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:54,589
- Perfect. Well, I'm just gonna
go steal some toilet paper
426
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:55,556
from the bathroom
for the tour bus.
427
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,557
- Great idea.
428
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,892
- I knew it!
429
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,893
Well...
430
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,394
♪ I'm a dude ♪
431
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,529
♪ He's a dude ♪
432
00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:02,930
♪ She's a dude ♪
433
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:03,965
♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪
Hey!
434
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,199
- That's pretty good.
435
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,667
That's really good.
It's catchy.
436
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,169
You know, we could use
a song like that
437
00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:09,804
as the lead single
for our next album.
438
00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:11,439
- Whoa.
Yeah.
439
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:12,874
♪ I'm a dude ♪
440
00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:14,442
all: ♪ He's a dude ♪
- Yeah.
441
00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:15,877
all: ♪ She's a dude ♪
442
00:18:15,979 --> 00:18:17,979
♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪
Hey!
443
00:18:18,081 --> 00:18:20,047
♪ I'm a dude,
he's a dude ♪
444
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,582
♪ She's a dude ♪
445
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,017
♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪
- Sing it!
446
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,119
all: ♪ I'm a dude ♪
- Yeah!
447
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:28,823
[upbeat music]
448
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,327
- And now, "All That" presents "Canceled" with Nathan.
449
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:36,097
- Welcome to "Canceled"
with Nathan.
450
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,299
I'm here to tell you what
is now officially canceled
451
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:39,767
and why.
452
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:44,672
Up next, we have people just
saying "K" instead of okay.
453
00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:46,541
Yes, "K" is...
454
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,942
canceled.
455
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,645
No, I am not canceling
the letter K.
456
00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:52,079
It can stay.
457
00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:54,115
I need to spell words
like kangaroo
458
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,117
and kazoo and knight...
459
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,852
even though it is silent.
460
00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:03,024
But replying with "K" instead
of okay is not okay.
461
00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:05,226
I texted my friend
Jeremy a question.
462
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:06,661
I asked, "Hey, Jeremy,
463
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:08,362
"when you're done
with that scooter,
464
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,832
can you let me know
because I want to use it next?"
465
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,034
And he replied with...
466
00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:14,202
"K."
467
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:15,803
Have you ever heard anything
468
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,538
more rude in your whole life?
469
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,507
What, am I not worth the O?
470
00:19:19,609 --> 00:19:21,709
I was under the impression
that we were friends.
471
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:23,077
What kind of friend
is too lazy
472
00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:25,613
to reply back
with two syllables?
473
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:28,516
I got him the exact
limited edition skateboard
474
00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:30,084
that he wanted
for his birthday.
475
00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:34,922
And in return,
I can't even get two letters?
476
00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:36,057
Whew.
477
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:37,925
Well, guess what, Jeremy?
478
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:40,895
Maybe I'm too lazy to say
all of Jeremy now.
479
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,396
So from now on, you're Jer.
480
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:43,397
"K"?
481
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,866
[grunts]
482
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,435
- This has been "Canceled" with Nathan.
483
00:19:47,537 --> 00:19:49,103
[cheering]
484
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,304
- Hey, everybody.
485
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,372
- Let's give a round of sound
486
00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:52,640
for our musical guest...
487
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,976
all: The Jonas Brothers!
488
00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:57,411
[cheers and applause]
489
00:19:57,513 --> 00:20:00,014
- ♪ We go together ♪
490
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:04,418
♪ Better than birds
of a feather, you and me ♪
491
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,021
♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪
492
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:11,359
♪ I'm feelin' heat in December
when you're 'round me ♪
493
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,294
- ♪ I've been dancin'
on top of cars ♪
494
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:15,029
♪ And looking
for where you are ♪
495
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,564
♪ I follow you
through the dark ♪
496
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,232
♪ Can't get enough ♪
497
00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:20,268
all: ♪ You're the medicine
and the pain ♪
498
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,069
♪ The tattoo
inside my brain ♪
499
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,605
♪ And, baby,
you know it's obvious ♪
500
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:27,642
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
501
00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:31,545
- ♪ Say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
502
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,016
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
503
00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:38,452
♪ Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me ♪
504
00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:41,989
both: ♪ I'm a sucker for all
the subliminal things ♪
505
00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:44,625
♪ No one knows about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
506
00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:46,560
- ♪ About you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
507
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,863
- ♪ Making the typical me ♪
508
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,499
♪ Break my typical rules ♪
509
00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:54,201
♪ It's true ♪
- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
510
00:20:54,304 --> 00:20:56,604
♪ ♪
511
00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:59,173
♪ Don't complicate it ♪
512
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:03,544
♪ 'Cause I know you and
you know everything about me ♪
513
00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:06,180
♪ I can't remember ♪
514
00:21:06,282 --> 00:21:08,015
♪ All of the nights
I don't remember ♪
515
00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:10,518
♪ When you're 'round me ♪
516
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,720
- ♪ I been dancin'
on top of cars ♪
517
00:21:12,822 --> 00:21:14,255
♪ Looking for where you are ♪
518
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,890
♪ I follow you
through the dark ♪
519
00:21:15,992 --> 00:21:17,658
♪ Can't get enough ♪
520
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,393
both: ♪ You're the medicine
and the pain ♪
521
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,295
all: ♪ The tattoo
inside my brain ♪
522
00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:23,497
♪ And, baby,
you know it's obvious ♪
523
00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:26,567
- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
524
00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:30,438
♪ Say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
525
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,941
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
526
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,378
♪ Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me ♪
527
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,915
- ♪ I'm a sucker for all
the subliminal things ♪
528
00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:43,551
♪ No one knows about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
529
00:21:43,653 --> 00:21:45,453
- ♪ About you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
530
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,755
- ♪ Making the typical me ♪
531
00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:50,424
♪ Break my typical rules ♪
532
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,394
♪ It's true ♪
- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
533
00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:56,063
[whistling]
534
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:57,264
- Hey!
535
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:58,499
[cheers and applause]
536
00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:00,334
- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
537
00:22:00,436 --> 00:22:03,404
[guitar strums]
538
00:22:03,506 --> 00:22:06,440
[cheers and applause]
539
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,175
- ♪ I been dancin'
on top of cars ♪
540
00:22:08,277 --> 00:22:09,977
♪ And looking
for where you are ♪
541
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,479
♪ I follow you
through the dark ♪
542
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,114
♪ Can't get enough ♪
543
00:22:13,216 --> 00:22:15,149
all: ♪ You're the medicine
and the pain ♪
544
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,984
♪ The tattoo
inside my brain ♪
545
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,253
♪ And, baby,
you know it's obvious ♪
546
00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:20,855
- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
547
00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:22,790
♪ ♪
548
00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:26,293
♪ Say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
549
00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:29,730
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
550
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:33,167
♪ Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me ♪
551
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,670
- ♪ I'm a sucker for all
the subliminal things ♪
552
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,340
♪ No one knows about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
553
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,108
- ♪ About you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
554
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:43,878
- ♪ And you're making
the typical me ♪
555
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,447
♪ Break my typical rules ♪
556
00:22:46,549 --> 00:22:49,116
♪ It's true ♪
- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
557
00:22:49,218 --> 00:22:52,119
[guitar strums]
558
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:54,055
[cheers and applause]
559
00:22:54,157 --> 00:22:56,157
both: ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
560
00:22:56,259 --> 00:22:58,926
[cheers and applause]
561
00:23:01,998 --> 00:23:04,298
- That's it
for our show tonight!
562
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,100
- But before we get going,
563
00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:08,936
let's have one more round
of sound for our musical guest,
564
00:23:09,038 --> 00:23:10,905
the Jonas Brothers!
565
00:23:11,007 --> 00:23:12,956
[cheers and applause]
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