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- Previously on "Workin' Moms"...
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- Who are these guys?
- My only clients.
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I read the article. What a witch hunt.
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I don't think...
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You're on the right side of this.
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Hey! Hey! Who are you?
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Hey!
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For the record, you're a psycho.
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I am gonna try and
have a baby on my own.
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This is really exciting.
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Well, it looks like all I have to do
for the next two days
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is find some pro bono work.
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- And you have that dinner.
- What dinner?
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The one with me.
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Thank you for meeting me last minute.
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It seems the hair-cutting incident
was just the tip of the iceberg.
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Parents and faculty
have expressed concern
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with many of Charlie's behaviors.
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His aggression,
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his hyperactivity,
and all towards female students.
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Are you calling my son a misogynist?
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No,
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we would never use a term like
that to describe a 3-year-old,
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but it is interesting that you would.
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Okay, okay, let's just...
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can we just slow down for a second?
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I actually owe you a thank you.
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That panda book was really helpful,
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and not just for Charlie, for me, too.
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Uh, being afraid isn't bad, be yourself,
and turn sad panda glad.
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That's-that's brilliant,
and it's really changed him.
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I'm happy to hear that.
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But, things haven't improved here,
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so I have decided to suspend him.
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Suspend-suspend him? For how long?
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'Til Narla determines that
he's safe to reintegrate.
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Who the hell is Narla?
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Oh God! How long have you been there?
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Narla is an early childhood
development specialist.
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You see, in order
for Charlie to be able to return
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into the classroom,
she's going to observe his behaviour,
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with your signed permission, of course.
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And her fee, paid up front.
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Are you telling me I'm
bringing Narla home with me,
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- and paying for that privilege?
- Yeah.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
but I don't think my hus... I don't...
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I don't think Nathan is
going to sign off on that.
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He's already signed off on it.
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So, Narla, how does this work, exactly?
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Just go about your regular life.
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I'll blend into the background,
and it will be like I'm not even here.
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Uh listen, I didn't expect
to have you, or Charlie,
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with me today,
and I'm in the middle of some stuff,
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so I'm gonna go ahead and
drop you off at my mom's.
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She's an angel,
second mother to Charlie.
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You're gonna love her.
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Mothers love me.
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Mom!
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Hey Mom, sorry to spring this on you,
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but I really need help
with the kids today.
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Oh my God, Mom, what happened?
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Ow! I so did not want you to
see me like this today, Kate,
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but if you,
and your very strange friend there,
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must know, I am recuperating
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from vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
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And I am on a lot of drugs,
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so I can be of no
assistance to you today.
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Vaginal rej... no, you did not.
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The pain will all be worth it
for the look on Barry's face.
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Upon entrance.
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Okay, Mom, should you even
be having voluntary surgeries
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at your age? And this...
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is not my friend,
she's here to observe Charlie
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because he was suspended from
school for being a misogynist.
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Oh, just like your mother.
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That's not true.
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She's known for her sense of humor.
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So nice to be needed.
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You know,
if I knew that this is all it took,
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I would've have vaginal
rejuvenation surgery years ago.
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I'm done. Mom, today of all days,
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I really needed a parent.
Dad would've never done this.
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Well, Dad didn't have a vagina,
Katie, you know that.
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And make sure you show the doctor
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your nutrient fanny pack,
so she knows you're the real deal.
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Well, she's just gonna read
the results off a clipboard.
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Uh uh, the fanny pack helps, trust me.
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They go, "Oh, she cares!"
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So, what are you gonna miss
most about being not pregnant?
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Mini Margarita Mondays at Chico Mico's.
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- They're amazing.
- They're amazing.
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But you know, they're still gonna
be here when the baby's born,
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and that's when you're really
gonna need 'em.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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You sure you don't want
me to come in with you?
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Nope. I'm trying to prove to myself
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that I can handle
this mom thing alone, so.
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I totally get it.
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It sounds dumb,
but I'm pretty sure it worked.
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Is that crazy?
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No, not in the slightest!
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- I'm gonna see you at lunch.
- Okay.
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- I'm bringin' the tacos.
- Yup.
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You're bringin' the good news.
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Yeah.
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Oh God!
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Hey! Thought I heard a couple rascals.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
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- I owe you a thanks.
- For?
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My optometrist said that my
vision has slightly improved,
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and I think it's from drinking
your, you know.
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Shh.
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Lucky kids, huh? Tit milk on tap?
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No, that's a funny joke
you just made up.
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So creative.
Look, the kids are here today
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because there's some complicated things
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- happening at home.
- Kate, real talk,
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are we running away, or not?
My bags are packed.
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As soon as you admit your feelings,
we're out of here,
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okay? These kids, they need a strong,
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young, male presence in their life.
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Holy shit! Whew.
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Ooh-h-h.
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Forrest, this is Narla,
and she's from Charlie's school.
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I did not know you were in here.
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- Yup.
- Uh right, we'll talk later.
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Nice to meet you, Narla.
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Was he insinuating that he
drinks your breast milk?
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Morning, sleepyhead,
I brought you coffee!
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What time is it? Where are the girls?
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I took them to school.
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Don't hate me, but I called you in sick.
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What? I can't, I have patients.
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Your patients are just
gonna have to fend
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for themselves today, because today,
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it's all about this
basket case right here.
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- Excuse me?
- Beautiful basket case.
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Come on, let's go! It'll be fun!
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Rude!
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Look, I can't change why you feel pain,
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but...
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I can give you a place to put it.
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What?
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Put it on.
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Yes! Yeah!
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Aw, yeah!
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Woo!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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YEAH!!!!
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That was so awesome!
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I mean, wow.
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I love you so much.
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So, I guess this means it didn't take?
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So much for your fucking
nutrient super pack.
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What happened?
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The doctor thinks my
eggs are the problem.
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Ugh, I'm so sorry.
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The fake it 'til you make it
doesn't apply to pregnancies, Frankie.
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You got me so worked up.
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Pushing me to spend God
knows how much money
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on a biological impossibility.
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I was just trying to be supportive.
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Well, that's not support.
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That's being a bad friend.
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Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
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Bianca, I know we are upset,
but you can't give up!
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But I'm broke!
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I don't have the financial
resources you have, okay?
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Look, it's over. I gotta go.
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I'm sorry.
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Wait! You got-you got a
whole margarita still here!
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Got it.
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Yo, yo, yo,
what up, it's Juniper,
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but you already know that though,
'cause you're callin' me.
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Leave a message, I might listen to it,
I might not.
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Hey, Juniper, this is Frankie calling,
your benefactor.
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Uh yeah, I'm just calling
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because I haven't heard from you, just,
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you were gonna call me when
your student loan came in,
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so yeah, gimme a call.
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Again. This is Frankie.
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Hmm.
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Oh, excuse me?
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Hey, uh, I, excuse me, hi.
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Uh sorry, we're not open yet.
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I know, but um,
Juniper works here, right?
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- Um...
- I'm a pal.
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I'm a pal, and her voicemail is full.
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She's not in today.
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Oh. Well, do you know where she is?
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Today's Monday so...
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Oh, so school I guess.
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No, she's probably at the
park with the drum circle.
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The drum circle?
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She's actually really good.
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Of course she is.
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Juniper!
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Juniper!
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Hey! Hey. Um...
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Why aren't you in school?
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Uh yeah,
I was gonna talk to you about that.
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- Uh huh?
- Mhmm.
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I... come on.
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I uh, I dropped out.
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- Excuse me?
- I was gonna talk to you.
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- I was gonna tell you?
- When, exactly?
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Um, well,
when I figured out all the money stuff,
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because I had to withdraw
my loan application,
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so I started picking up a
few shifts here and there.
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So you didn't get your student loan.
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Well no, I'm not a student anymore. So.
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I want my money back. Now.
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I don't have it.
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Well, what the hell did you spend it on?
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Come here.
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I'm gonna show you somethin'
in your ears.
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Okay, so it isn't mixed or mastered yet.
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This is like a first draft.
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The vocals have been comin' hot,
but we're fixing it.
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So you spent my money on a demo?
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♪ Keep these lips off your lips ♪
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♪ Not these lips,
oh yeah, those lips ♪
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♪ These hips These hips ♪
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- Oh God, that's just-no.
- No?
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Oh, it's shit, isn't it?
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Fuck!
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It's... No! You lied to me!
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No, I didn't like.
Okay, okay, it's not school,
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but it's an education.
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My producer says I've
really got something.
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Maybe you're just-you're
just not the democratic.
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- Demographic.
- Totally.
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- Wait, are you mad?
- Mhmm, I am mad.
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Hey, I'll get the money.
I'll figure something out.
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I'll walk dogs, or babies, or something.
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Okay, you don't get it, do you?
I need that money.
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My friend is in so much pain.
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She can't get pregnant,
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and thanks to you, and your demo,
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there's nothing I can do about it!
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Why can't she get pregnant?
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Is her vagina broken?
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No! It... Her eggs are broken.
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Oh. You need eggs?
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I've got eggs.
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What?
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Yeah, I tried to sell them a while back,
but they're still frozen.
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They keep sending me storage bills.
253
00:12:10,086 --> 00:12:12,420
You're comin' with me.
Come on, let's go!
254
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:14,189
- Okay. Can I get my weed?
- Nope.
255
00:12:22,732 --> 00:12:26,368
Okay, so uh, Narla,
since you're with us today,
256
00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:29,704
I thought maybe you could just hold Ella
while I get this rash looked at.
257
00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:32,340
I'm kidding, this is for work,
why we're here.
258
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,609
You don't care. Cool. Hi!
259
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,444
Hello, my name's Hannah. Welcome.
260
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:39,347
What hassle-free services
can we offer you?
261
00:12:39,382 --> 00:12:41,516
Your children? Your sister?
262
00:12:42,652 --> 00:12:44,185
I'm not here.
263
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,187
No. Hi, Hannah, I am Kate Foster.
264
00:12:46,222 --> 00:12:48,323
I actually run a PR firm.
265
00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:49,658
I'm not in need of your services,
266
00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:51,927
I'm actually hoping I can help you.
267
00:12:51,961 --> 00:12:53,361
Oh.
268
00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:55,330
Completely pro bono, of course.
269
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:57,299
I realize that generally,
women's clinics
270
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,134
have pretty good public images,
271
00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:00,969
but you'd be surprised
what I can do for you.
272
00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:02,637
My resources can attract the attention
273
00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:05,307
- of some very large donors.
- Wow, Miss Foster,
274
00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:07,409
if only you'd showed
up a few months ago.
275
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:08,643
What happened, you save all the women?
276
00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:13,481
Unfortunately,
our clinic is closing down soon.
277
00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:15,450
A developer bought the land,
278
00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:17,319
and I suppose the
health of women in need
279
00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:19,254
isn't as profitable as a Starbucks.
280
00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:21,423
Well, that's fuckin' bullshit!
281
00:13:22,658 --> 00:13:24,620
Oh. No...
282
00:13:26,629 --> 00:13:27,996
Sorry.
283
00:13:29,165 --> 00:13:30,732
Damnit.
284
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,250
Thanks for coming.
285
00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:35,003
Can I hand you this to give to Ella?
286
00:13:35,037 --> 00:13:36,567
It's her favourite, and she...
287
00:13:37,073 --> 00:13:39,507
- If you could just...
- I prefer not to get involved.
288
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,976
No, no, totally.
289
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,377
All you'd have to do is just sorta...
290
00:13:42,411 --> 00:13:44,245
- I'm not even here.
- Could you like,
291
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,547
lean it on your arm and...
292
00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:48,750
- I'm blending into the background.
- Here sweetie!
293
00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:50,585
There we go.
294
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,621
Thank you for that.
295
00:14:00,496 --> 00:14:01,930
Hi.
296
00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,898
Hi, I'm gonna need you
to take your family.
297
00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:06,201
My mom can't take them
because of her new vagina.
298
00:14:06,235 --> 00:14:09,938
Oh, and remember that form you signed
without even getting my consent?
299
00:14:09,972 --> 00:14:12,140
- Meet Narla.
- I'm not even here.
300
00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:13,608
Oh, she's here, all right,
301
00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:15,810
and she's a real fuckin' treat.
You guys have a blast!
302
00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:19,138
- Bye!
- A new vagina? Kate?
303
00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:22,117
Do you have any snacks?
We haven't eaten in hours.
304
00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:34,195
So, what are you guys gonna do?
305
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,331
I dunno, hang out.
306
00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:39,300
Hang out, eat snacks, stay up late.
307
00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:41,736
- Pretty much.
- Yeah. Yeah.
308
00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:44,706
'K, I'll call you in the morning.
309
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,676
Okay. I'm just gonna come
to the door with you.
310
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:49,344
Oh, no you really don't have to.
311
00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:50,845
It's okay,
I just have something really quick
312
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,347
I wanna say to him.
313
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,385
- Whoa.
- It's okay,
314
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,587
you're not in any danger,
I just wanted to show my face
315
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:02,157
and apologize for my
behaviour the other day.
316
00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:06,161
Okay, now that's big of you, I guess.
317
00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:09,664
Hope you can understand that
although I grossly overreacted,
318
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:12,967
I was just being protective.
319
00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:15,236
I saw my daughter in
a strange man's car,
320
00:15:15,271 --> 00:15:18,339
and well... you know, I freaked.
321
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,043
I guess now we know
where Alice gets her spunk.
322
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:24,379
Oh... okay.
323
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,481
- Hi, Mrs. Carlson.
- Hi, Brenna!
324
00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:28,783
I also owe you an apology.
I'm sorry for scaring you.
325
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,485
There's no excuse for that.
326
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:32,954
Oh, it-it's okay. It was kinda funny.
327
00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:34,089
Oh.
328
00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:36,291
Mom, can I go upstairs with Brenna?
329
00:15:36,325 --> 00:15:38,159
Yup. Away you go.
330
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:41,896
Okay. Have fun!
331
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:44,265
Those two girls, best friends, huh?
332
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,568
- Yeah, besties.
- Mhmm.
333
00:15:46,602 --> 00:15:48,703
You know, it's good that uh,
we have a connection now, too.
334
00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:51,206
Uh yeah, it just took me
yanking you out of your car.
335
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,274
Don't beat yourself up about it.
336
00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:55,686
But, if I may,
337
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,780
you know, as parents,
we wanna try to avoid
338
00:15:58,814 --> 00:16:02,984
passing down some of our less
desirable attributes, you know?
339
00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:04,886
I'm not sure I follow.
340
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,255
Uh, it's nothing really but...
341
00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:09,357
since Brenna's been spending
so much time with Alice,
342
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:12,761
I've just noticed some
interesting new vocabulary.
343
00:16:12,795 --> 00:16:14,863
Vocabulary.
344
00:16:14,897 --> 00:16:17,265
Like um, what?
345
00:16:17,299 --> 00:16:19,167
Well, for example, the other night
346
00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:21,903
she said "horseshit",
347
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,239
when I told her that screen
time was over for the night.
348
00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:26,141
I mean, it's not that big of a deal,
349
00:16:26,175 --> 00:16:28,610
it's just something
for us to look out for.
350
00:16:29,091 --> 00:16:31,412
- Mhmm.
- Just wanted to flag it.
351
00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:33,248
Flagged!
352
00:16:33,282 --> 00:16:35,450
- Great.
- Yup, great.
353
00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:43,358
I know you feel like giving up,
354
00:16:43,392 --> 00:16:46,628
but we're here because
we got a Hail Mary.
355
00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:48,830
I got eggs.
356
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:53,067
What kinda kid you want? Healthy eater?
357
00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:55,670
I once ate like 12 hot dogs.
358
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,472
Resourceful?
359
00:16:57,506 --> 00:17:00,041
I can turn almost anything
in this house into a bong.
360
00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:02,243
You get locked outta your car,
I once broke into a van
361
00:17:02,278 --> 00:17:03,845
with nothin' but a hammer and a beer.
362
00:17:05,848 --> 00:17:07,115
What was the beer for?
363
00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:10,242
I-I drank it, and then
I smashed the window with the hammer.
364
00:17:10,386 --> 00:17:12,987
Okay, my fertility isn't a joke.
365
00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:14,989
Both of you, out now.
366
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:18,326
- Wait! You owe me.
- I get it.
367
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,895
You're uncomfortable
with a little me inside of you,
368
00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:22,897
although Frankie didn't have
that problem, right Frankie?
369
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:24,966
Oh.
370
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:28,336
You're offering me your lover's eggs?
371
00:17:29,905 --> 00:17:31,639
How old are you, anyway?
372
00:17:31,674 --> 00:17:35,310
Old enough to bag three golds
in Division 1 swimming, biatch.
373
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:38,646
Okay, see there, she may be a dirtbag,
374
00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:40,715
but she is a talented dirtbag!
375
00:17:41,263 --> 00:17:43,084
- Tell her about school.
- I dropped out.
376
00:17:43,118 --> 00:17:44,886
No, not that.
377
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,021
Oh, I had a 3.5 GPA.
378
00:17:47,056 --> 00:17:49,290
Well, that's-that's pretty good.
379
00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:51,659
Yeah, right? And her dad was in Mensa.
380
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,429
Yeah. Didn't shut the fuck up about it.
381
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,065
Really?
382
00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:58,766
This feels like the
right time to tell you
383
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:01,069
- that I'm also a sick musician.
- Nope, she's not.
384
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,670
Swims like a fish, though.
385
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:12,619
- So I find that good cause,
- Mhmm.
386
00:18:12,653 --> 00:18:14,520
it was perfect.
It was this women's clinic,
387
00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:18,057
and then they tell me a
developer bought up the land,
388
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:20,326
it's getting teared down.
389
00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:22,862
Back to the drawing board, I guess.
390
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,831
What are you talking about?
That's the best-case scenario.
391
00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:26,833
I'm not following.
392
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,901
Kate, you have the woman
power to get the word out,
393
00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:30,803
and you become this
developer's worst nightmare.
394
00:18:30,838 --> 00:18:32,405
Oh what, like save the place?
395
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:34,507
You think a couple retweets are
gonna make these guys budge?
396
00:18:35,012 --> 00:18:37,003
Wow, I didn't know you
were so easily deterred.
397
00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:37,677
Well I'm...
398
00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:39,245
You're gonna have to get
a little more creative
399
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,247
than that, Kate. If you wanna win.
400
00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:43,116
Okay, these guys are clearly
willing to play dirty.
401
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:45,752
Now the question is, are you?
402
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,188
Yeah.
403
00:18:50,491 --> 00:18:52,425
Where are you from?
404
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:54,227
Like, what planet?
405
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:55,995
Did you get any angry calls today?
406
00:18:57,064 --> 00:18:58,898
- A few. Less than yesterday.
- Exactly,
407
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:00,967
and there are gonna
be even less tomorrow.
408
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,770
So just ride out the storm,
you're gonna be good.
409
00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:13,479
I feel like I could say anything to you,
and you wouldn't be affected.
410
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,548
Hmm. Let's try it out.
411
00:19:15,582 --> 00:19:16,916
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
412
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,851
My son got suspended from school.
413
00:19:18,886 --> 00:19:20,620
Grades don't matter.
414
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:22,922
My mom got vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
415
00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,257
Hobbies are healthy.
416
00:19:25,592 --> 00:19:27,927
I used to be really into
Japanese cartoon porn.
417
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,097
But I'm weaning myself off of it, but...
418
00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:33,833
Good for you. Baby steps, there.
419
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,135
What about you?
420
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,804
What about me? I'm an open book.
421
00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:39,005
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
422
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,074
- Kids?
- No.
423
00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:42,475
- Pets?
- No.
424
00:19:42,509 --> 00:19:44,277
- Wife?
- Divorced.
425
00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:46,212
- Why?
- She wanted kids.
426
00:19:47,705 --> 00:19:49,048
Favourite song?
427
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,651
- Ooh, "Cream", Wu-Tang.
- Really?
428
00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:54,187
Hmm, cash really does
rule everything around me.
429
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,259
I've really loved talking
with you, Kate.
430
00:20:01,995 --> 00:20:04,731
- Oh, do you have to go?
- Yeah, I do.
431
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:09,702
- It's been really nice, Kate.
- Yeah, yeah.
432
00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:14,040
Let me know if my good advice
gets you that win, huh?
433
00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:15,742
I will.
434
00:20:24,251 --> 00:20:25,818
Fuck me.
435
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,497
Hi.
436
00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:39,866
I'm so sorry about Narla,
437
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,834
that was totally my bad.
438
00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:43,669
God she...
439
00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:37,857
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