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Previously on "Workin' Moms..."
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- You should take her.
- What?!
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I don't think I was
supposed to be a mom.
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He's a scumbag mind molester!
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This is never going to trial.
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There's a job at the university,
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and they need a therapist,
and I'm applying,
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so I can you know, get even.
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- How much is school?
- It's 10k.
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10k.
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I think we need to go to therapy.
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We have to figure out how
to parent together, right?
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Oh, there she is. Oh my God!
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Wha...
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Oh God. Hey.
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Hey, you've gotta wake up.
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- Hey!
- Five more minutes.
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No more minutes, dude, you gotta go.
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- Oh man, I fell asleep.
- Mhmm.
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I so wanted you to experience
all the "Fast and Furiouses".
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We can watch them next time, right?
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Y-yeah, next time for
sure, come on, let's go.
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Get out before my kids wake up.
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I mean it, come on.
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You know, I could help.
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Kids like me, they
think I'm one of them.
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Yeah? That's sweet,
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but I don't introduce
guys I date to my kids.
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Not that I date a lot of guys.
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And not that we're dating, just...
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your deal is supposed to
be to come over at 11,
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and you're gone by...
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Hello?
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They're huge.
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Oh yeah, that's Ella's
breakfast right there,
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they're pretty full.
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Mm, go ahead.
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Uh...
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- are you...
- That kinda made me hard.
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- I want more.
- What?! No!
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Come on, give me a sip,
it's hot. It's so hot.
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You are not going to be breastfed by me.
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Yes, I will.
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Thanks for showing up.
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This wasn't exactly Convenient, okay?
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Maybe-maybe next time you could
just handle this yourself.
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It's couple's therapy.
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Both of us being here is
kinda the key thing, so...
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Yeah well, we're both
here because of you.
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- Right.
- So...
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Thank you for being here.
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And thank you for letting me see Ella.
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- She's absolutely perfect.
- I know.
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How's breastfeeding going, by the way?
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Does she get enough?
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What? Why would you ask that?
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Why wouldn't she be getting enough?
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She's getting so much,
she's getting all of it,
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no one else is.
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Are you breastfeeding somebody else?
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No! Why would I-who would possibly
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get turned on by the...
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- Turned on?
- No! Ugh!
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I'm with you, I don't find it arousing.
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Are you seeing somebody else?
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No. Are you?
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- No.
- All right.
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Then stop asking so many
questions and just like,
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chill out, you know, just...
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- take it down a notch.
- Gee, I just...
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Look, I'm happy you wanna be
more involved with the kids.
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'Cause we are in this
co-parenting thing together.
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But let's just focus on the kids, okay?
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I agree.
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In fact, I was hoping to ask you
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if I could take them tonight.
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Tonight? Oh, uh, yeah.
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I actually could really use the break.
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- Thanks.
- Great.
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Great.
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This is not a junkyard, it's a garage.
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You know?
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Is that from something?
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"The Fast and Furious".
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Six.
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- Or is it Nine?
- "Tokyo Drift".
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Oh, shut up, Carl!
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Outside of being a psychiatrist,
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I have firsthand experience
with what's happened
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at the school. I have the potential
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to be very effective
with these students.
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I know, but the last thing
I need is a therapist
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who's still going
through her own trauma.
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My trauma's an asset to you.
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- Or a liability.
- I'm fine!
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Look, you will not find someone
more motivated than me
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for this position, I
can promise you that.
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Do you know what you're
getting into with these kids?
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I do, yeah.
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Okay...
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let's try this.
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Thank you, you won't be disappointed.
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I hope not.
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Well, your business is important to us,
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so let me just ask.
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Wait.
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I gotta call you back.
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You're so sweet!
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- Thank you.
- Hi! Look at his hair!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Aw, he's such a good boy!
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- Ahem!
- Hey, loser!
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Gena, I heard you were coming
back to work, but I...
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Wow, are you pregnant again?
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Five months, and Luca just turned one.
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Okay, get back to work. It
was good to see you guys.
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Say buh-bye.
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But honestly,
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bring it on, bitch! I love being a mom.
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Yeah, it's so great.
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I'm sorry for getting
on your case before.
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- Um...
- About not having fun.
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I get it now.
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Having a family is so
much more fulfilling
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than going to some stupid club.
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- Mhmm...
- So how's Zoe?
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- She must be so big now.
- She is.
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Yeah? You got pics?
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Yeah, sure...
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Oh, isn't she like, one there?
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No, no, she just looks young.
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Yeah, just Asian genes.
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Oh, well, I'd love to see her.
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Yeah, me too.
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What?
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I would love for you to see her.
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Hey, I'm in this moms group,
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and tonight we're letting
the babies try lemons
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for the first time, yes!
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They don't know what sour tastes like.
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It's gonna be fun.
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You should come, bring Zoe.
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Yeah, um...
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I'm there!
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Great!
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Oh, morning guys, what up?
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What's the hot goss?
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Uh oh, bad goss?
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You haven't paid anyone yet.
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We thought we were gonna
get our cheques yesterday,
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- and we didn't, again.
- We do have cash coming in,
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it just might take a
little bit longer...
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uh, to get the invoices issued.
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We can't afford to keep
working for nothing, Kate.
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I hear you. I do, okay?
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And you will get paid
by the end of the week.
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- Really? How?
- Yeah.
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Um, I haven't 100% figured that out yet,
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but I will.
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And it's gonna be raining cash up here.
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Oh, come in.
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Nick, thank you so much for
coming in on such short notice.
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Oh, well, I was happy to get your call.
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This rhino love-fest
is getting outta hand.
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Last night, a bunch of
protesters attacked my store.
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They covered the windows in red paint.
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And they defaced the
"Midsummer Madness Sale"
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banners to read, "Murder Madness Satan."
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You gotta help me out.
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Uh, I certainly can, however in return,
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I am gonna require my fee paid up front.
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- Sure, whatever.
- Great.
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I need to people to know
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that Nick Peterson is a good guy.
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- All right.
- People like me.
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- My customers like me.
- Okay.
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I got you a peach muffin.
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Uh, thank you.
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Okay. So...
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here's what I propose we do.
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Is this gonna take a
long time to explain?
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Because I'm parked in
a handicapped spot.
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Oh, uh, no. Um, basically,
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I'm gonna set up a press conference,
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you'll talk to the media,
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we'll offer them an olive branch.
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What kind of olive branch?
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The money kind.
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Stick to the talking
points we went over,
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take your time, you're gonna be fine.
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Kate, if this works,
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I'm gonna give you our
employee discount for life.
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That is very kind, but the
amount we agreed on is fine.
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Oh, let's keep those finger
guns in their holsters, okay?
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Okay.
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- Kate, hi!
- Oh my God!
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Dana, River's mom from
nursery school, hi.
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Of course! I never forget
the cool moms, how are you?
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I didn't know that you
were in journalism.
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Oh I'm not, I'm actually in um, PR.
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Really? For Peterson?
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Uh... y-yeah.
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It's sort of a last minute
impartial kinda thing-ama-jing.
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- Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
- Yeah, yeah, get up there.
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Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen!
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Guess what? I shot a rhinoceros.
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Oh God.
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I stalked the beast for three days,
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through unforgiving terrain,
and scorching heat.
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In a nutshell, it was...
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the greatest experience of my life!
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Ahem!
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Okay.
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I am not a monster.
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And to prove it...
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Say it.
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I am donating ten percent
of last year's...
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sales revenue
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to the United Rhino Fund.
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- There you go. All right.
- Thanks so much, thank you.
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Oh my God.
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You're late.
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I got the goods.
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Oh.
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Guess you don't want these.
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- Unless you do?
- Dammit, Juniper!
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I am serious!
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You're asking me for a lot of money.
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What is this? It's a total mess!
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Is this the seventh grade?!
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Oh, that's my book
report on "Huck Finn".
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It's a title page, and a zero.
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Yeah, I didn't read the book.
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This is not great reassurance.
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I'm sorry, okay, I went to
university for two years,
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there's good stuff in here.
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You know, plus I had
to keep my grades up
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- to stay on the swim team.
- Prove it.
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I want report cards. I
want tuition breakdowns.
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A price list of all your materials,
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as well as all the
classes you're taking,
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or I'm not loaning you a dime.
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Organize this.
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Okay, thank you.
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Thank you both for hanging
in there with me,
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I really appreciate it.
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Oh, while you're headed to the fridge,
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any chance you could put my...
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Ah, Rosie. Yes.
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie.
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Milady, thank you very much.
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And actually, while you're headed out,
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do you mind putting this in the...
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What?! What are you...
what are you doing?!
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I don't want your rhino blood money!
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- That guy is evil!
- No!
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I had him make a very
serious donation...
259
00:10:40,436 --> 00:10:42,937
He trophy-hunted an endangered species!
260
00:10:42,938 --> 00:10:44,539
Outside of that, though,
he's really quite nice.
261
00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,841
- Yo, check it!
- Oh God!
262
00:10:46,842 --> 00:10:48,810
Nick Peterson sent this over.
263
00:10:48,811 --> 00:10:50,645
I'm in hell. This is hell!
264
00:10:50,646 --> 00:10:52,547
- I quit. I quit!
- No, Rosie, no!
265
00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:55,683
I quit! I quit! Quit!
266
00:10:55,684 --> 00:10:57,752
Rosie, please! Oh my God.
267
00:10:57,753 --> 00:10:59,754
You know, I think she'll be back.
268
00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:07,061
It's all there.
269
00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:08,830
I divided it up into sections.
270
00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:10,765
You've got transcripts, report cards,
271
00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:14,409
course lists, and the actual
student loan application.
272
00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:16,630
So that you're not
frontin' 'til you're dead.
273
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:18,773
Oh, you got a nice string
of B's here in math.
274
00:11:18,774 --> 00:11:20,675
Mathlete in Grade Twelve.
275
00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:22,910
Vice President of the Student Council?
276
00:11:22,911 --> 00:11:25,780
I added like, three soda
machines to the cafet-teria.
277
00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,849
Well, that's not the
most healthy choice.
278
00:11:28,796 --> 00:11:30,852
Come on, man, this is important to me.
279
00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:32,787
I need to finish this
year so I can graduate,
280
00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:34,622
and get my Bachelor's.
281
00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:36,891
- You're taking business?
- Yeah.
282
00:11:36,892 --> 00:11:39,971
I wanna like be able to
be my own boss, and shit.
283
00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:41,362
Run shit.
284
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,698
Like you.
285
00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:44,899
I can do this.
286
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,168
I will do this.
287
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,170
My future's in your hands.
288
00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:50,856
Okay.
289
00:11:52,391 --> 00:11:54,208
I had Rocky, my lawyer,
290
00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:57,617
go over this very
temporary loan agreement.
291
00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:01,066
Whoa.
292
00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:04,919
Hey, um... you know, don't worry,
293
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,621
because I got a waitressing job,
294
00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:08,723
so I'm gonna be able to
pay you back really soon.
295
00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,009
Just pay me back when
your loan comes in.
296
00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:16,678
Thank you.
297
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:30,011
I got your text.
298
00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:32,079
You are not taking our
daughter to a lemon party.
299
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,514
That's disgusting.
300
00:12:33,515 --> 00:12:35,409
What? Why?
301
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:37,385
It's just a bunch of
babies tasting lemons,
302
00:12:37,386 --> 00:12:38,753
and we record them.
303
00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:41,077
That's not what it said
"lemon party" means online.
304
00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:44,222
I have to clear my browser history.
305
00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:48,839
Why is taking her to this lemon
thing such a big deal suddenly?
306
00:12:49,531 --> 00:12:51,181
I don't know.
307
00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:53,756
Because I wanna reconnect maybe?
308
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,437
You have to pardon the suspicion.
309
00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:58,472
You've been basically MIA for months.
310
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,475
Yes! I have been a terrible mom.
311
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:05,530
But I wanna be better,
and that's the point.
312
00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:11,319
Is there going to be
drugs or booze there?
313
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,471
Drugs? Seriously, Ian.
314
00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:16,557
You have to feed her dinner.
I want her home by 8:30,
315
00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,059
and I want Gena's phone number,
316
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,493
and an address of where you're going.
317
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,342
- What?!
- Those are my terms.
318
00:13:22,798 --> 00:13:24,265
Fine.
319
00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:31,739
- Dr. Carlson?
- Hmm?
320
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,996
Are you available now?
321
00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:35,076
We have a drop-in by the name of Sandy.
322
00:13:35,077 --> 00:13:37,262
Yes, absolutely. Send her in.
323
00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:42,881
Ahem... Sandy.
324
00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:45,503
Yeah, uh, hi.
325
00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:48,256
I didn't realize that you were a...
326
00:13:48,257 --> 00:13:49,690
Well, it's a guy's name, too.
327
00:13:49,691 --> 00:13:51,974
Hmm. Yeah, of course, come on in!
328
00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,238
So what's been bothering you?
329
00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:57,265
Uh... well,
330
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,600
I tried this dating app.
331
00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:02,270
And it was freaky for me,
I mean, the, the things
332
00:14:02,271 --> 00:14:04,005
that were coming out of
these girls' mouths...
333
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:06,007
- Women.
- Sorry?
334
00:14:06,008 --> 00:14:07,708
The mouths that you're referring to,
335
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,477
they belong to women.
Girls are children.
336
00:14:09,478 --> 00:14:11,112
Are you interested in...
337
00:14:11,113 --> 00:14:12,797
dating a child?
338
00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:17,403
No! Um... like these,
339
00:14:17,404 --> 00:14:20,939
these women are fuckin'
making fun of me online.
340
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,590
Like I can't even get a date.
341
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:24,425
And you think that
you're entitled to one?
342
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,980
I mean, maybe, but I just...
343
00:14:26,981 --> 00:14:29,597
I just want a chance, you know,
like, but I don't think...
344
00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:31,165
I-I don't the right
things to say to get...
345
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,667
To get what?
346
00:14:32,668 --> 00:14:34,686
To get them to have sex with you?
347
00:14:37,623 --> 00:14:39,273
You're fuckin'... you're-you're...
348
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:41,123
you're just like the rest of them.
349
00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:43,094
"Them?!"
350
00:14:44,269 --> 00:14:45,504
Them?
351
00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:54,021
- Hey, how was your day?
- Terrible.
352
00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:56,223
Thanks. Where's Jayme?
353
00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:57,558
Upstairs, sleeping.
354
00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:59,186
Hey, how would you like to sprout wings,
355
00:14:59,187 --> 00:15:01,547
and soar above the
rooftops of gay Paris?
356
00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,526
You're dying to tell me
about those stupid goggles,
357
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,565
just tell me.
358
00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:06,334
These "stupid goggles" allow
you to immerse yourself
359
00:15:06,335 --> 00:15:07,968
in a completely different universe.
360
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:10,304
I have been a majestic
bird for the last hour.
361
00:15:10,305 --> 00:15:11,906
You've gotta try this!
362
00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:13,774
Not interested.
363
00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:15,710
Okay, well, maybe are you
interested as to why
364
00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:18,529
your husband made such a
cool purchase on a weekday?
365
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,649
Why do you need me to
be excited about this?
366
00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:23,651
Well, um...
367
00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:26,687
maybe because you're my
wife, and as my wife,
368
00:15:26,688 --> 00:15:28,805
you might care what's going
on in your husband's life.
369
00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:30,741
What is it you need me
to be excited about?
370
00:15:30,742 --> 00:15:32,189
Your virtual reality?!
371
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:34,009
How about giving a
shit about my new job?
372
00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:38,641
You don't know what I'm talking about!
373
00:15:38,642 --> 00:15:39,667
- Yes, I do!
- No, you don't!
374
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:40,713
- Yes, I do!
- No, you don't!
375
00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,350
'Cause if you did you
would've asked me about it,
376
00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:45,005
But you didn't, because you
never listen to a word I say!
377
00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,974
Now if you'll excuse
me, I have to migrate.
378
00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:48,335
Lionel, you...
379
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,767
- You're late.
- Rehearsal ran long.
380
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:52,947
What's wrong with Dad?
381
00:15:52,948 --> 00:15:54,148
He got a promotion. He's in Paris.
382
00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:56,350
He's being a bird,
just let him enjoy it.
383
00:15:56,351 --> 00:15:58,719
You know, I would've been
on time if you'd let me
384
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,888
- take the subway like every...
- Don't. Stop!
385
00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:03,557
You know how I feel about that.
Okay? The subway is a...
386
00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:06,859
Is an underground tin
can full of perverts.
387
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,332
You have been listening.
388
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,402
Yes! You're the one who
never listens to me!
389
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:15,807
Oh my God, I know! Okay? I don't listen!
390
00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:18,256
Argggghh!
391
00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:32,310
Oh, look at that!
392
00:16:32,311 --> 00:16:35,369
- Tamsin does not like the lemon!
- Oh!
393
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,396
Oh, she is so irritable these days.
394
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,289
Ah, she's probably teething.
395
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,891
Rub some vanilla extract on there,
396
00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:43,570
- it quiets them right down.
- Really?
397
00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:45,795
Do you have any tips
for terrible sleepers?
398
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,931
Oh, put the portable
crib in front of the TV,
399
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:50,893
If she doesn't fall asleep, at
least she'll be distracted.
400
00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:52,736
You're like a pro!
401
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:55,205
Dah.
402
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,507
Oh.
403
00:16:57,508 --> 00:16:59,442
- Dirty.
- Oh!
404
00:16:59,443 --> 00:17:03,672
Oh my God, Zoe, girl,
why didn't you tell me?
405
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:04,981
Is she potty trained?
406
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,117
I thought so.
407
00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:09,419
Oh, gosh. Shit.
408
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,555
You don't know if she's potty trained?
409
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:14,945
Oh gosh, this is so embarrassing.
410
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,494
She just spends so much
time with her Dad.
411
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,062
Hey, here, let me grab a towel.
412
00:17:19,909 --> 00:17:21,939
Bad divorce, or?
413
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,336
Um, something like that.
414
00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:27,070
He's just a lot. Oh, thank you.
415
00:17:27,071 --> 00:17:29,189
What do you mean, "a lot?"
416
00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:34,348
He made me give Gena's address
and phone number to him
417
00:17:34,349 --> 00:17:36,079
before he'd let us come here.
418
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:39,416
Let you?! No, that's awful.
419
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,718
He sounds controlling. Is he?
420
00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:43,701
- He is.
- Really?
421
00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:45,488
That doesn't really sound like Ian.
422
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:48,158
Well, I guess you don't
know him like I do.
423
00:17:48,159 --> 00:17:51,560
Wait, he's not violent, is he?
424
00:17:51,561 --> 00:17:54,530
He has like, rage issues.
425
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,985
Rage issues? Oh my God!
426
00:17:58,522 --> 00:17:59,789
I had no idea.
427
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:02,692
Are you okay?
428
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:11,143
Jesus Christ, wait,
is he a YouTube star?
429
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:19,158
Well, well, an angel at my doorstep.
430
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:22,643
I gotta say, real nice
place you got here.
431
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:27,966
Oh my God, this is your parents' house!
432
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:30,235
- Whoa, whoa, where you going?
- This is your parents' house!
433
00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:31,837
Whoa, whoa! Hey! Well,
it's kinda my house too.
434
00:18:31,838 --> 00:18:33,706
Because you're the son of your parents!
435
00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,727
Dude, why didn't you say you
live with your Mom and Dad?
436
00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:37,432
Well, it doesn't sound super cool, okay?
437
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,044
And it's only temporary,
and they're not here.
438
00:18:39,045 --> 00:18:41,412
They're visiting my Great-Aunt
in Michigan all week.
439
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:44,450
Sex with you and me is like,
440
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:45,951
inappropriate on the best of days,
441
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:47,686
but in Richard's house? I can't!
442
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:49,722
Kate, please! Okay, I
get why this is weird.
443
00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:51,657
When we're at your place we
have to hide from the kids,
444
00:18:51,658 --> 00:18:52,984
and then when we're at
work we have to hide
445
00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:55,134
from everyone there. There's
nobody here but us.
446
00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:58,746
I just feel like I've
screwed up enough today.
447
00:18:58,747 --> 00:19:00,099
Screwed up?
448
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,967
You took a rhino killer's
money and you gave it
449
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,435
to the less fortunate.
450
00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:05,904
You're basically a sexy Robin Hood.
451
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,176
Let me be your Maid Marion.
452
00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,286
Oh, just beat it for
a minute, for a sec!
453
00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:22,755
Come on, just a taste, please?
454
00:19:22,756 --> 00:19:25,424
Come on, no! Can you just be normal?!
455
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,959
You know it's not just for babies?
456
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,994
Like, bodybuilders chug
it, five bucks an ounce.
457
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:30,362
There's no way that's true.
458
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:31,558
Oh no, I've been looking it up online,
459
00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:34,475
and I think I know a way
to make it hot for you.
460
00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,136
- No.
- Gimme five seconds, okay?
461
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,854
If you hate it, I'll never ask again.
462
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,040
You have one second.
463
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,942
Okay!
464
00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:45,434
Easy.
465
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,116
Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Aaah!
466
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:58,928
Hello?
467
00:20:01,945 --> 00:20:03,762
- Is that your Dad?
- Yeah.
468
00:20:03,763 --> 00:20:06,315
- Forrest, you home?
- Oh my God!
469
00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:10,969
Forrest?
470
00:20:18,228 --> 00:20:20,895
Forrest! Hey! You're home!
471
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,314
Why didn't you answer?
472
00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:24,449
Uh, I was, I was sleeping.
473
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,435
I'm-I'm-I'm sick.
474
00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,155
Is that milk on your upper lip?
475
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:32,759
I thought you were in
Michigan 'til Friday, Dad.
476
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,526
I called your Aunt Ida's bluff.
477
00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:36,528
Deathbed, my ass.
478
00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:38,530
God, it stinks in here.
479
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,532
Oh yeah, don't go... Dad? Uh...
480
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:42,167
Hey, the van Houtens have
481
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:43,635
finished their swimming pool, huh?
482
00:20:43,636 --> 00:20:45,660
- Dad? Uh...
- Have you seen this?
483
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,105
You know, I've always wondered if...
484
00:20:47,106 --> 00:20:49,808
Oh my God!
485
00:20:49,809 --> 00:20:51,436
- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!
486
00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:53,024
Oh my God, Richard, I'm so sorry!
487
00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:54,813
Kate, what the hell?! Oh my God!
488
00:20:54,814 --> 00:20:56,233
This is not what it looks like.
489
00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:58,387
- Dad, it's okay, I love her.
- What?!
490
00:20:58,388 --> 00:20:59,985
- Wait, what?
- I love you.
491
00:21:00,644 --> 00:21:02,370
Oh my God!
492
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,257
Isn't this awesome?
493
00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:06,516
Like, we can be together, now.
494
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:10,578
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.MY-SUBS.com
495
00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:12,477
On the next "Workin' Moms..."
496
00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:14,132
Do you want your needle in the gut...
497
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:16,468
ssssshpt! Or the butt?
498
00:21:16,469 --> 00:21:18,611
- Oh, you wouldn't.
- I'm goin' butt!
499
00:21:19,706 --> 00:21:21,640
Okay, what do you say?
500
00:21:21,641 --> 00:21:24,389
Stop, or my Dad'll beat you off!
501
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:26,281
Up. My Dad will beat you up.
502
00:21:26,282 --> 00:21:28,451
But still... no.
503
00:21:28,452 --> 00:21:31,594
- There he is!
- Hi!
504
00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:35,427
- Kate.
- Oh, you two know each other?
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