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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,966 --> 00:00:03,886 Turn this up. This is my jam right here. 2 00:00:03,968 --> 00:00:05,836 Oh, yeah... Oh, shit! Did I just miss the turn? 3 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:07,821 Oh, yeah, dude. I think it was back there. 4 00:00:07,955 --> 00:00:09,823 Aw, man! You better hurry up. We're gonna miss that boat! 5 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:11,957 Well, don't blame me. It took Dee a goddamn hour to 6 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:13,959 - get dressed like a man. - Nah. Captain Barnacle. 7 00:00:13,961 --> 00:00:15,912 It's a great new character I'm working on. Argh! 8 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,914 Give me another worm, Charlie. 9 00:00:18,082 --> 00:00:19,916 All right, coming up. You want rum or julep? 10 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:21,918 That's a rum one... I'll take the rum one. 11 00:00:22,086 --> 00:00:23,920 You guys brought worms in here? 12 00:00:24,088 --> 00:00:25,922 Well, we kind of soaked them in alcohol and you suck the 13 00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,924 alcohol off of them. Ah! 14 00:00:28,092 --> 00:00:29,926 I ate mine. You're gonna ruin this! 15 00:00:30,094 --> 00:00:31,928 How often do boat parties come around and with hot mainline 16 00:00:32,096 --> 00:00:33,930 women? This is a classy event. It took me hours to get us 17 00:00:34,098 --> 00:00:36,182 invited to this. Oh-oh! There's the boat. 18 00:00:36,317 --> 00:00:39,102 Goddamn it! We missed it. Aw! 19 00:00:39,237 --> 00:00:41,271 This is great! This is exactly what I was worried about! 20 00:00:41,405 --> 00:00:43,285 Great, guys. Way to go. You know what? Screw it. 21 00:00:43,407 --> 00:00:45,275 I'm going in. What-what are you talking 22 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:47,277 talking about? We're going in. 23 00:00:47,411 --> 00:00:49,279 Not in the water? Yes, we're going in the wa... 24 00:00:49,447 --> 00:00:51,281 Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay? 25 00:00:51,449 --> 00:00:54,284 It's got air intake valves. This is precision British land- 26 00:00:54,418 --> 00:00:57,621 to-sea craftsmanship at work. We're going in. 27 00:00:57,755 --> 00:01:01,258 We're not missing that boat. 28 00:01:02,934 --> 00:01:12,114 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:24,404 --> 00:01:25,487 What have we become? 30 00:01:25,622 --> 00:01:27,406 I mean, we have literally and 31 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,957 figuratively missed the boat. 32 00:01:29,075 --> 00:01:30,909 I used to be a cool guy, right? 33 00:01:31,044 --> 00:01:32,411 With a cool car hanging out all 34 00:01:32,545 --> 00:01:33,795 the time. 35 00:01:33,913 --> 00:01:35,330 And now I'm a... what am I? 36 00:01:35,465 --> 00:01:36,415 I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of 37 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:37,749 worm-sucking idiots! 38 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,468 You? What about me? 39 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:40,969 I used to be a party boy who 40 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:42,168 banged chicks all the time. 41 00:01:42,255 --> 00:01:44,089 You guys remember? 42 00:01:44,257 --> 00:01:46,174 But no one was ever good enough for you, dude. 43 00:01:46,309 --> 00:01:48,176 So, I got self-conscious and I stopped-- because of you, I 44 00:01:48,311 --> 00:01:50,472 changed who I am at my core! Mac, Mac, that is not what 45 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,431 happened, okay? You are completely delusional. 46 00:01:52,565 --> 00:01:55,434 I mean, and by the way, all of us have become so goddamn weird. 47 00:01:55,568 --> 00:01:57,319 I think we're just hitting our stride. 48 00:01:57,437 --> 00:01:59,271 Oh, you think we're "hitting our stride," Frank, really? 49 00:01:59,405 --> 00:02:00,856 Yeah! 'Cause Dee's in a goddamn 50 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:03,442 costume every other day. As a matter of fact, we all are. 51 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:05,944 I think we have more costumes in the bar than we do kegs. 52 00:02:06,112 --> 00:02:08,830 I mean, what, what if I said I wanted to become a man cheetah 53 00:02:08,948 --> 00:02:11,366 right now, what would you do? I'd go get the spots. 54 00:02:11,501 --> 00:02:13,368 He's got spots! Why do you have spots? 55 00:02:13,503 --> 00:02:15,370 You shouldn't have spots. That's absurd, man. 56 00:02:15,505 --> 00:02:17,372 That's absurd. You know what? I actually, I blame you for most 57 00:02:17,507 --> 00:02:19,374 of this. Me? 58 00:02:19,509 --> 00:02:21,376 Yeah, because you came in here with your endless goddamn 59 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:23,378 supply of money and financed all this bizarre behavior! 60 00:02:23,513 --> 00:02:25,464 You were plenty weird before me. 61 00:02:25,598 --> 00:02:27,799 What about the underage drinking scheme? 62 00:02:27,967 --> 00:02:30,185 I wasn't even here for that. But that made sense, Frank. 63 00:02:30,303 --> 00:02:32,187 It worked. You know what? I got to get 64 00:02:32,305 --> 00:02:34,189 away from you people. That's what it is. 65 00:02:34,307 --> 00:02:36,808 I-I-I-I fly off the handle every five seconds now. 66 00:02:36,943 --> 00:02:38,810 You know what? I got to get away from you 67 00:02:38,945 --> 00:02:40,812 people-- you're all insane. I'm storming out! 68 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:43,065 What? Don't copy me! I'm the one who's angry. 69 00:02:43,199 --> 00:02:45,317 Goddamn it! You don't storm out on me. 70 00:02:45,485 --> 00:02:47,653 I storm out on you. I'm the one who storms out! 71 00:02:47,787 --> 00:02:49,747 I'm the one who... Oh, oh, oh! Yeah, no, no. Okay. 72 00:02:49,872 --> 00:02:51,740 You know what? Yeah. That's fine. Storm out. 73 00:02:51,874 --> 00:02:53,542 Get angry. You guys be that guy 'cause I'm 74 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:55,780 not gonna be that guy anymore. I'm not gonna get angry 75 00:02:55,795 --> 00:02:57,412 and shit. I'm gonna cool off. 76 00:02:57,547 --> 00:02:59,414 I'm gonna go back to being what I was before. 77 00:02:59,549 --> 00:03:01,500 A cool guy who just hangs out and has a cool car. 78 00:03:01,668 --> 00:03:03,628 So, I'm not gonna storm out, but I am gonna leave. 79 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:06,254 I'm gonna... leave casually. 80 00:03:13,846 --> 00:03:16,064 You want to get lunch? Sure. 81 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:18,016 Yeah? 82 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,939 When was the last time, like, just you and me went out to eat? 83 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,941 It's been a while, right? By ourselves? 84 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,943 Yeah. I don't even know. 85 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,945 It's nice to go to a diner, too, you know? 86 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,947 Like, I like diners. Yes. 87 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,949 I appreciate a menu with pictures. 88 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,951 It makes it easier. It's like sometimes those 89 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,953 guys make me do things that aren't really me, you know? 90 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,955 Yeah. Like, okay, like, I kind of 91 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,957 feel compelled to call you a bird right now and throw my 92 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,959 glass of water in your face. Right. 93 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,961 But, uh, you know, I'm realizing that I only do that 94 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,046 stuff 'cause I don't want the guys to do it to me first, you 95 00:03:48,181 --> 00:03:50,048 know what I mean? Of course I do. 96 00:03:50,183 --> 00:03:52,050 You know what I was about to do? Pretend that I had to go to the 97 00:03:52,185 --> 00:03:54,052 bathroom and then I was gonna sneak out the window and just 98 00:03:54,187 --> 00:03:56,054 get out of here 'cause I was afraid you were gonna do that to 99 00:03:56,189 --> 00:03:58,056 me first. Oh, right, right, right. 100 00:03:58,191 --> 00:04:00,058 Isn't that weird? I was, though. 101 00:04:00,193 --> 00:04:02,060 Oh. Yeah, yeah. But again, I 102 00:04:02,195 --> 00:04:04,062 think it was... 'cause, like, that's what the guys would've 103 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:06,064 done and... It's the peer pressure thing 104 00:04:06,232 --> 00:04:08,066 from those guys. Right. Okay. Well, forget the 105 00:04:08,234 --> 00:04:10,194 the guys today, right? They're not here. So, um... 106 00:04:10,236 --> 00:04:12,120 Yeah. Like, what do you want to do? 107 00:04:12,238 --> 00:04:14,406 Uh, let's see. I'd like to order my food in a 108 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,742 German accent. Right, right. Okay, cool. 109 00:04:16,909 --> 00:04:18,910 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Why? 110 00:04:19,045 --> 00:04:21,079 I guess that's just... I put all these expectations on myself 111 00:04:21,247 --> 00:04:23,582 to be funny all the time. You know? Because that's what 112 00:04:23,716 --> 00:04:25,584 people have come to expect from me. 113 00:04:25,718 --> 00:04:27,718 But that's not fair. It's too much pressure for me. 114 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,588 Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone 115 00:04:29,722 --> 00:04:31,590 expects that at all. Wait, what about you? 116 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:33,642 What do you want to do? Okay, uh, well, I would like 117 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,160 to get a chicken sandwich, but, uh, but I think I want to get 118 00:04:36,262 --> 00:04:38,430 the beak on the side? Mm. 119 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:40,432 Frank's always making me eat it first and frankly I'd rather 120 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,484 it last if I'm gonna have to eat it all... 121 00:04:42,602 --> 00:04:45,687 Ooh, I can help you here. Instead of eating it last, you 122 00:04:45,822 --> 00:04:48,156 don't have to eat beak at all. Oh! 123 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:50,158 Ready to order? Ooh! 124 00:04:50,276 --> 00:04:52,277 - Yeah. - Ja, vell, 125 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:54,946 uh, I vould like ze... I'm sorry. 126 00:04:55,114 --> 00:04:58,200 I would like a chicken sandwich, please. 127 00:04:58,334 --> 00:05:00,285 Okay. And you? Beak! 128 00:05:00,453 --> 00:05:02,337 No! No. 129 00:05:02,455 --> 00:05:05,957 No. Regular chicken sandwich. 130 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:08,009 That's it? That's it for him. 131 00:05:08,127 --> 00:05:10,545 Okay. 132 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,547 You did it! You did it. God, I really wanted to 133 00:05:12,682 --> 00:05:14,549 say it! I saw that you wanted to say 134 00:05:14,684 --> 00:05:16,551 it badly. Yeah, all right, well, this 135 00:05:16,686 --> 00:05:18,553 is good. This is great. This... 136 00:05:18,688 --> 00:05:20,555 I'm very proud of you. This is very good. All right. 137 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:22,557 Look at us! Cheers! Yeah. 138 00:05:22,692 --> 00:05:24,476 No beak. 139 00:05:26,112 --> 00:05:28,480 Bob, I want to thank you for answering my ad so quickly. 140 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:30,775 Well, I really needed a car and I always wanted a Range 141 00:05:30,783 --> 00:05:32,651 Rover. Yeah, well... 142 00:05:32,785 --> 00:05:34,653 Hey, I got to tell you, though. This is not just a car. 143 00:05:34,787 --> 00:05:37,155 This is a lifestyle. This is an Eddie Bauer edition. 144 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:39,991 Tortoise-shell interior, super-charged twin cam, European 145 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:42,544 luxury sports utility vehicle, my friend. 146 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:44,579 Wow! Yeah! It's a classic, okay? 147 00:05:44,714 --> 00:05:46,581 The only reason I'm giving her up is 'cause I'm ready 148 00:05:46,716 --> 00:05:48,583 to turn a page. Yeah. 149 00:05:48,718 --> 00:05:50,669 I'm thinking about getting an Alfa Romeo, what do you think? 150 00:05:50,803 --> 00:05:52,671 Two seats-- me and a babe. You like babes, Bob? 151 00:05:52,805 --> 00:05:55,223 Oh, yeah, sure! Yeah! Who doesn't like babes? 152 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,843 Yeah, yeah. It's a wonderful machine. 153 00:05:57,977 --> 00:06:01,012 I used it to traverse the plains the Serengeti of my life. 154 00:06:01,147 --> 00:06:05,851 Now, I want that for you, Bob. There she is. 155 00:06:06,018 --> 00:06:08,854 I'm sorry. Are you talking about the car in 156 00:06:09,021 --> 00:06:11,523 the river? Yeah. Well, it's an 157 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:14,192 amphibious exploring vehicle, so... 158 00:06:14,327 --> 00:06:16,361 You-you think you can pull it out of the river? 159 00:06:16,496 --> 00:06:18,246 No, no! What fun would that be, right? 160 00:06:18,364 --> 00:06:19,865 That's not my job. That's your job. 161 00:06:20,032 --> 00:06:21,449 I don't want to take that from you. 162 00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:23,464 You're gonna love it. Yeah, right, but I just, I 163 00:06:23,503 --> 00:06:25,370 didn't bring a change of clothes or anything. 164 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:27,372 That's really not my fault, is it? 165 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:29,374 Yeah, I got to say, uh, your line of questioning's starting 166 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,462 to, it's starting to annoy me. Oh, no, I'm sorry. 167 00:06:31,544 --> 00:06:33,378 I just, you know, I thought I was gonna see a car on land. 168 00:06:33,546 --> 00:06:35,380 You being cute right now? No. 169 00:06:35,548 --> 00:06:37,382 Is that what's happening? I'm not being cute. 170 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:39,434 And no sale! How about that? 'Cause you don't deserve the 171 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:41,436 car. The car has spoken, I have 172 00:06:41,554 --> 00:06:43,555 spoken. You obviously don't get what's 173 00:06:43,689 --> 00:06:45,557 happening here. So, be gone with you! 174 00:06:45,691 --> 00:06:47,976 All right. There's that anger coming up 175 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:50,228 again. I'm getting weird and arch. 176 00:06:50,396 --> 00:06:52,280 But that's the gang's fault. That-that's not me. 177 00:06:52,398 --> 00:06:54,649 I'm fine, see? I'm... I'm calm, man. 178 00:06:54,784 --> 00:06:57,235 I'm cool as a cucumber. It's all good. It's all good. 179 00:06:57,403 --> 00:06:59,454 Talking to myself, but that's just 'cause I, you know, I've 180 00:06:59,572 --> 00:07:01,540 got shit to say, you know? 181 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:06,745 ♪ Uh-huh, this my shit All the girls stomp your feet 182 00:07:06,913 --> 00:07:08,914 like this... ♪ Hey! 183 00:07:09,081 --> 00:07:11,441 Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy. Looking to get back into the 184 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:13,752 party-boy scene. You want me to milk your 185 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,137 adrenal gland? You'll go berserk. 186 00:07:16,255 --> 00:07:19,090 Heh? No? That's all right. 187 00:07:19,225 --> 00:07:21,476 Love you anyway. I'm gonna find that ass to 188 00:07:21,594 --> 00:07:23,845 crotch. ♪ Oh, Mac 189 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:27,649 I still Got the moves... ♪ 190 00:07:27,767 --> 00:07:29,985 Forget it, Frank. You're acting like it's 2006. 191 00:07:30,102 --> 00:07:32,437 Hey, listen, the hell with Dennis. 192 00:07:32,572 --> 00:07:34,773 Don't let him screw up a good thing that we got. 193 00:07:34,941 --> 00:07:36,942 Come on, we'll start our own crew. 194 00:07:37,109 --> 00:07:39,361 Beat it, jabroni. Hey, look at that. 195 00:07:39,495 --> 00:07:42,113 What? Oh, that? 196 00:07:42,248 --> 00:07:44,499 Is that what you want? I can get you all that you want. 197 00:07:44,617 --> 00:07:46,701 Maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong. 198 00:07:46,836 --> 00:07:48,870 You know, man? Maybe I've been lying to myself 199 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:51,289 all these years. Maybe that's what I need. 200 00:07:51,457 --> 00:07:55,176 Well, we've always known that. 201 00:07:55,294 --> 00:08:00,131 Party boy coming your way. Guys, we did it. 202 00:08:00,299 --> 00:08:02,550 We did it. Opened a bar. 203 00:08:02,685 --> 00:08:04,970 Hey, gang. Frank. 204 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:07,722 Oh, hello. I just parted ways with my 205 00:08:07,857 --> 00:08:10,892 old crew, and I'm looking for a new one. 206 00:08:11,027 --> 00:08:14,896 I'm a financier... of fun things like schemes and pranks and 207 00:08:15,031 --> 00:08:17,315 such. You got anything? 208 00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:20,068 You interested? What? 209 00:08:20,202 --> 00:08:24,369 Uh, what are you celebrating? Uh, we-we just bought a bar 210 00:08:24,489 --> 00:08:26,740 together. You just bought a bar? 211 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,159 That is fantastic. That's perfect. 212 00:08:29,294 --> 00:08:31,545 Next round's on me. Uh, thank you. 213 00:08:31,663 --> 00:08:35,082 Awesome. Cheers! 214 00:08:37,234 --> 00:08:39,101 Mac and Dennis aren't here. They're not gonna ridicule us. 215 00:08:39,236 --> 00:08:41,270 We get to just pick whatever we want to do. 216 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,238 Well, you know I like making music. 217 00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:45,441 Yeah, and I like listening to it, but it hasn't really ever 218 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:49,542 gotten us anywhere in the past, so, well, what about poetry? 219 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,713 I like poetry, but only if it's def. 220 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,915 Def Poetry. Yeah, like Def Poetry slams. 221 00:08:54,049 --> 00:08:56,334 Those are awesome. Yeah. 222 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,336 I love that. What happened to that? 223 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,338 I don't know. Did people just stop thinking they were cool? 224 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,423 That's crazy. Black people don't do stuff that's not cool. 225 00:09:02,558 --> 00:09:04,559 Yeah, so... He doesn't deserve the car, 226 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,761 and that's the plain and simple of it. 227 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:09,180 Are you crying? No, I wasn't... 228 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,349 It's humid outside, all right? That-that's why they're moist... 229 00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:13,184 I don't have to explain myself to a worm-sucking idiot. 230 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,186 Dee, where's the computer? I thought you were gonna try 231 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,234 and control your rage. This is irritation, okay? 232 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,236 There's a difference. And why are you irritated? 233 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:21,075 I'm irritated because I'm having trouble finding a proper 234 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,694 buyer for the Range Rover. I need to create a new ad to 235 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,423 attract an appropriate buyer, all right? 236 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:26,080 Not some asshole who's got a problem with the car 237 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,283 being in a river. It's awesome that the car is in 238 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:30,451 a river. I need someone who can see that. 239 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:34,539 Arrogance, vanity-- all over. He's underwater, like a Range 240 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:36,708 Rover. I'm sorry, what is this? 241 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,127 What are you doing? Def Poetry. 242 00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:42,046 Don't do that. Makeup... smearin'. 243 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,767 No power steerin'. He be talkin', but we don't 244 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,553 be hearin'. I command you to stop. 245 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:51,973 Speaks like Zeus. Smells like poops. 246 00:09:52,107 --> 00:09:55,977 Rage all over from his head down to his shoes. 247 00:09:56,111 --> 00:09:59,731 Zeus, poops and shoes? Guys, you suck at Def Poetry. 248 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,150 You know what? Announcement-- I have an 249 00:10:02,284 --> 00:10:04,569 announcement to make, all right? Thank you for gathering for me. 250 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:07,322 I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet. 251 00:10:07,456 --> 00:10:09,856 You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right? 252 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,744 Now, I like this choice. I like the choices I've made. 253 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,747 I like who I am, all right? But I realize I've been lying to 254 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,132 myself over the past few years. And I'm done lying, okay? 255 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,501 And I found someone who's gonna allow me to be me. 256 00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,754 Okay, good. Oh, good, all right, yeah. 257 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,139 Great. Finally. Yes. Let's do this. 258 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,141 That all makes sense. Let's get this over with. 259 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,510 We're ready. Let's talk about this. 260 00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:31,596 Yeah. Yes! Guys, I'd like you to meet the love of my life, 261 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,982 Dusty. Come on in, Dusty. 262 00:10:34,099 --> 00:10:36,434 Why did I have to wait in the hall? 263 00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,770 Oh, I was doing a thing for my friends. 264 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,989 No, no, no, Dusty's a man. Where is Dusty? 265 00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:43,441 No, Dusty is a... woman. Why would you think...? 266 00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,777 Oh, because of the name. No, no, she's called Dusty 267 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,196 because she's really into angel dust. 268 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,615 I am super into angel dust. Does she have a dick? 269 00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:53,001 Why would you think she has a dick? 270 00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:55,036 Come on, what-what was that whole speech about, then? 271 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,705 Oh, well, the last few years, I've been settling for fives, 272 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,958 you know, and I've been giving you the tens, okay? 273 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,485 But then I realized, you know what, I can be a ten guy, too. 274 00:11:02,594 --> 00:11:05,013 I saw a ten, I went after a ten, and I got a ten. 275 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,548 Let's go, Dusty. We don't need these turkeys. 276 00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:11,636 I'm gonna go slam ass. I'm gonna go bang this chick. 277 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:15,556 What the hell is this? Anger... bubbling like a pot. 278 00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:18,559 Gettin' hot. Gonna explode like a bomb 279 00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:23,197 in a toad. You mark my words. 280 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:27,652 If you decide to get into Def Poetry, you are going to fail 281 00:11:27,786 --> 00:11:30,321 and bomb and gag and fail and bomb. 282 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,657 It's... that's just... you know, but I don't care, man. 283 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,376 That's cool. Do whatever you want, man. 284 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,746 I-I'm a cool guy now, so... I'm gonna grab this laptop, I'm 285 00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:41,241 gonna go make a new ad for my awesome Range Rover, which I'm 286 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,584 gonna sell, and then I'm gonna get myself an Alfa Romeo. 287 00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:46,004 You know? Just me and a babe. 288 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,389 Just me and a babe. So, you guys do whatever you 289 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,758 want. 290 00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:56,014 Do you like it? 291 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:58,399 Why would you say that? 292 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:02,186 I'm just kidding. Guys, guys, guys, I got news. 293 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,605 I got terrible news. Wait, dude, do I...? 294 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,025 Oh, oh, yeah. Hey. You're the... you're that guy 295 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,360 from the other night. I didn't... I didn't recognize 296 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,696 you without the hairpiece. This is awful. 297 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,115 There's a Jew trying to buy us out of everything. 298 00:12:14,249 --> 00:12:16,369 You want to get him back? What are you... what are you 299 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,703 talking about? I don't know. 300 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,706 W-Well, I'm not usually the idea man; I'm the money man. 301 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,542 Okay, don't worry about it. What we'll do is we'll have a 302 00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:26,761 beer, and then we'll come up with something. 303 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,963 Okay. You know, we really appreciated the drinks the other 304 00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:31,382 night, but we... we've got to get to work. 305 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,103 You got to get a ferret down in the basement, because Charlie 306 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,222 says ferrets scare the shit out of rats. 307 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,224 What are you talking about? What is... what is... who... 308 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,610 who is Charlie? You're Charlie. 309 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,979 No, you're too tall. By any chance, do you have 310 00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:49,067 homosexual tendencies? You... you could be Dee, but 311 00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,248 you're smaller. You got a better body, I think. 312 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,104 You-- I don't know... I don't know who the hell you are, 313 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:56,023 'cause we didn't have a black. Sir, you got to get out of 314 00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:58,409 here. Oh. Oh, I get it. 315 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,195 I get it. I got to prove myself, right? 316 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,864 Okay, I get it. I'm gonna get to work, and I'll 317 00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:06,699 make it really happen, and this is so exciting. 318 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,765 You guys, this is gonna be great. 319 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:16,217 Our thinking: clear. Our rhymes: no fear. 320 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,714 Our words, our passion that flows like beer. 321 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:22,099 Misery! Chains. 322 00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,459 Thunder. Rain. 323 00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:26,554 We're chasing the dragon. We're chasing our pain. 324 00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:30,224 Now, stop, breathe. Unbroken. 325 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:35,479 You're free. 326 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,231 Shit, that's def. That's super def right there. 327 00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:38,783 Oh, shit, that was the deffest. 328 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,484 Hey, here's a crazy idea. Hmm? 329 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,659 Why don't we run out, go to an open-mic night, like, 330 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,071 right now? Right now? 331 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,239 Yeah, Dee. I'm scared. 332 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,408 No, I know, but look, without Mac and Dennis, like, constantly 333 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,143 coming down on us, you're not gonna bomb. 334 00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,961 You're gonna do great. You know, I-I just feel like I'm 335 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:53,247 feeling something. I'm totally feeling it. 336 00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:54,982 Something, like, crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 337 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,917 I guess we make a really good... make a really good team. 338 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,419 We do make a really good team. 339 00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,337 You're calming me down, and we're good at this together. 340 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,673 Cool, cool. All right. Let's do it. That's great. 341 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,592 Let's go to it. 342 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,687 Oh, shit. Whoops! 343 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,193 Just kidding. 344 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:25,079 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 345 00:14:39,242 --> 00:14:40,514 Great crowd, huh? 346 00:14:40,616 --> 00:14:42,784 Yeah, big night! Hey-o! 347 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:45,169 Beer me. What a crowd, huh? 348 00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,338 Oh. Hi. Uh, yeah. 349 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,290 It's-it's good. It's busy. 350 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,959 You're welcome. Wait, you brought all these 351 00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:54,512 people here? I bought them all fake I.D.s. 352 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,215 Huh? Yeah. These are all underage 353 00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,133 kids-- tweens and such. 354 00:15:01,353 --> 00:15:03,638 I never got to do that scheme. Why? 355 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,307 Why-why would you do this? I don't know why they did it. 356 00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:10,311 They must've had a good reason. Oh, also, I let a ferret loose 357 00:15:10,479 --> 00:15:12,313 in here and called the health inspector. 358 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:14,649 What?! Why?! So you could do the thing, 359 00:15:14,817 --> 00:15:18,486 you know... snap to. You better do it quick, too. 360 00:15:18,654 --> 00:15:20,455 That kid looks sick as hell. 361 00:15:27,496 --> 00:15:31,716 Excuse me. Hi. 362 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,669 You guys selling the car? Uh, yeah. 363 00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:36,387 - Yes. - Hi. 364 00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,339 Hi. Yeah, I, uh, might like to buy 365 00:15:38,474 --> 00:15:39,891 it. What do you want for it? 366 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,676 Well, I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark of the 367 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,846 original price, but, uh... considering the circumstances, 368 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,764 I'm open to a reasonable discussion. 369 00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:48,850 All right. I mean, it is an amphibious 370 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,436 exploring vehicle, so it should be fine, right? 371 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,605 Yes. Yes, absolutely. 372 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,441 It's nice to talk to a reasonable man. 373 00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:59,527 Now, are you a sportsman? 374 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:01,446 Because you look very fit. Oh, I ski. 375 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,614 You ski? Oh, excellent. 376 00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:06,250 Love skiing. Yeah. Do you travel a lot? 377 00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:08,586 For work, yeah. Europe? Eastern Europe? 378 00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:11,289 Ah, all over, really. And I assume you'll be taking 379 00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:14,592 the car with you on these trips? Me? Oh, no. 380 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,711 No, no, no. I'm-I'm looking for something 381 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,629 for my daughter. 382 00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:22,967 Your daughter? Yeah. 383 00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:27,355 You know, safe, slow vehicle. Good starter car. 384 00:16:29,558 --> 00:16:31,392 Starter car. That's right. 385 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,361 Mm. 386 00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:37,565 I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall 387 00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:42,286 unleash my fury upon you like the crossing of a thousand 388 00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,322 waves! Begone, vile man! 389 00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:47,124 Begone from me! A starter car?! 390 00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:50,995 This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! 391 00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:55,333 The golden god! I am untethered and my rage 392 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,668 knows no bounds! 393 00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:08,736 Well, we're gonna figure this out. 394 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,122 I know. We're gonna, we're gonna... 395 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,790 Hey! What's up, bitches? I'm a man cheetah. 396 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,195 You want to do something with this? 397 00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,663 We lost it. 398 00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:22,188 We lost our bar. Huh? 399 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:24,574 Yeah. The health inspector called the police, man. 400 00:17:24,691 --> 00:17:26,776 The control board pulled our liquor license. 401 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:30,363 And we got a $75,000 fine for serving minors. 402 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,782 Well, uh, the other crew always had something up their 403 00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,201 sleeve. I got an idea. 404 00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,537 We don't want to hear your ideas. 405 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:42,792 This is all your fault. No... well, wait, Kelly. 406 00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:45,211 Maybe he can help us. It sounds like he's used to this 407 00:17:45,345 --> 00:17:47,597 kind of thing. Really? 408 00:17:47,714 --> 00:17:49,966 Yeah, that-that's true. He got us into this mess. 409 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,841 Maybe he can get us out of it. Okay, old man. 410 00:17:52,961 --> 00:17:57,223 What's your plan? What? 411 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,565 Can I, um...? What? 412 00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:07,950 No. There's a beer I want to... 413 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,319 Oh. So, you know, just... all 414 00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:12,655 right? Yeah, I'm s... sorry. 415 00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,549 Okay. Do you want one, or...? No. I... don't. 416 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,825 All right. Good. No. 417 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,632 Is it cold in here? I'm not a thermostat, so... 418 00:18:22,749 --> 00:18:24,800 Okay. I'm sorry. Okay, all right, all right, 419 00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:26,878 listen-- I want things to go back to normal, okay? 420 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,754 I don't like the way things have become, and I want them to go 421 00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:30,756 back to the way they were. Listen up. I want things to 422 00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,851 go back to normal. I don't like the way things are 423 00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:34,927 going. I want 'em to go back to normal. 424 00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:36,979 What the hell are you doing, man? 425 00:18:37,097 --> 00:18:38,764 I'm storming in. I was storming in... 426 00:18:38,899 --> 00:18:40,433 What, are you a man cheetah? Yeah. 427 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,934 Cool. You like it? 428 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:43,186 Yes. All right. Good. 429 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,104 All right, come on, let's... I can't do this anymore. 430 00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:46,989 That last crew sucked on ice. Okay, look, I like the man 431 00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:48,491 cheetah thing. I want to go back to doing shit 432 00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:49,692 like this. Are you guys on board? 433 00:18:49,826 --> 00:18:51,110 I want to go back to the way things were. 434 00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:52,361 Oh, yeah, I mean, we definitely... 435 00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:53,829 Definitely want things to be normal again. 436 00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:55,531 We should go back in time. Can we go way back in time? 437 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,450 Can we go back a lot? Okay, did you bomb and fail 438 00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,701 and bomb, just like I knew you would? 439 00:18:58,835 --> 00:19:00,436 He did. He did. Oh, yes, yeah, that's all 440 00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:02,038 that happened, and nothing else happened other than that. 441 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,612 There was a poetry thing. It was bad. 442 00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,007 It was really bad poetry, and... shut up, bird! 443 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,210 You shut up! You can't read! 444 00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,212 Okay, this is good, all right. Yeah, yeah. 445 00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:11,347 Yeah, hey. Okay, this is good, this is 446 00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:13,349 good. So we're all in agreement? Frank, pay to get my car out of 447 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,801 the river. Yes. Done. 448 00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:17,970 All right. 449 00:19:18,138 --> 00:19:19,972 Aah, shit, that's starting again. 450 00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:21,891 Right, yeah, you know what? Mac's not gonna want to go back 451 00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:23,476 to normal. He's been banging that hot chick 452 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,311 in the back office all day. No, I don't like this, okay? 453 00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,647 It's unnatural, and I won't have it. 454 00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,699 I'm putting an end to this right now-- we're going back to 455 00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:31,734 normal, yeah? Yeah, you like it? 456 00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:33,819 You know what...? 457 00:19:33,987 --> 00:19:35,488 What the hell's going on in here? 458 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:38,882 What is this? Oh, we totally just banged or whatever. 459 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,104 You're fully clothed, Mac. 460 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:43,609 Have you been pretending to bang this chick the entire time? 461 00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:45,530 No. 462 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,417 He can't even get it up with me. 463 00:19:47,537 --> 00:19:49,550 What? That's because she's not even that hot. 464 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:50,997 She is very hot. 465 00:19:51,117 --> 00:19:53,638 I don't know, I'm not even feeling that. 466 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,609 Can I get my angel dust now? 467 00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:05,712 Okay. 468 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:09,945 Jesus Christ, dude. 469 00:20:10,065 --> 00:20:12,838 Come on, buddy, you don't have to... 470 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:17,924 Guys, listen, it's fine. It's all good, Mac. 471 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,711 Do you want to go back to the way things were? 472 00:20:19,831 --> 00:20:21,607 We don't ask questions, you just go about your business? 473 00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,741 Yeah. Done. 474 00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,213 I was hoping this day would come. 475 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,771 I saved a special surprise for us. 476 00:20:29,891 --> 00:20:32,353 Is he a man cheetah? Awesome. Yeah. 477 00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:33,547 Why, cool. 478 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,010 Who wants rum ham? 479 00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:48,688 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 38771

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