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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,086 --> 00:00:25,448 Alfred! 2 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:27,948 I love you! 3 00:00:28,623 --> 00:00:34,086 Alfred! I love you! I love you! I love you! Do you love me, too? 4 00:00:34,169 --> 00:00:36,963 Yes, I love you! - Alfred! 5 00:00:37,088 --> 00:00:39,259 I love you! 6 00:00:41,088 --> 00:00:42,259 Say it again! 7 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:46,930 I love you! - I love you, too! 8 00:00:47,972 --> 00:00:51,017 I love you, I love you! - I love you, too! 9 00:01:15,912 --> 00:01:17,789 I love you. 10 00:02:04,161 --> 00:02:06,871 Do you love me? 11 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:09,999 Really? - Yes! 12 00:02:10,082 --> 00:02:11,917 I love you too. 13 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:26,688 Pauline! Pauline! Pauline, I love you. 14 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:31,360 Pauline, I... 15 00:03:33,027 --> 00:03:36,988 All my thoughts are now about him. 16 00:03:39,407 --> 00:03:41,075 Farewell. 17 00:03:43,702 --> 00:03:46,663 But, Pauline! But... 18 00:03:48,248 --> 00:03:54,419 But... She's mine. 19 00:03:56,796 --> 00:04:04,553 THE TROUBLES OF ALFRED 20 00:06:32,343 --> 00:06:35,345 But they're crazy. 21 00:06:45,854 --> 00:06:48,565 There, there, there. 22 00:06:55,237 --> 00:06:57,197 Starboard. 23 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,553 What? 24 00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:29,349 What? 25 00:08:02,126 --> 00:08:04,044 I want to die! 26 00:08:04,169 --> 00:08:06,087 It's cold. - I just ate. 27 00:08:06,213 --> 00:08:09,424 Who can swim? - Well... 28 00:08:10,007 --> 00:08:13,927 Swim very well? - Not very... 29 00:08:30,942 --> 00:08:34,486 What was that? 30 00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:31,617 Leave me alone. 31 00:09:32,535 --> 00:09:36,621 I didn't ask you anything. 32 00:09:36,705 --> 00:09:39,374 Oh, please! 33 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,605 How can they interfere in other people's death like that? 34 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:10,608 You should have some savoir vivre. 35 00:10:12,902 --> 00:10:15,404 Your names? - Dhumonttiey. 36 00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:18,448 Bodard. - Dumontier. Bodard. 37 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:23,243 Dumontier, Bodard. 38 00:10:41,258 --> 00:10:42,718 Names. 39 00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:44,845 Dhumonttiey. - Bodard. 40 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:47,597 You. - Dhumonttiey. 41 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,851 With an 'H'. 42 00:10:54,228 --> 00:10:57,981 An 'H' after the 'D', not an 'H' after the 'T'. 43 00:10:58,022 --> 00:11:01,067 Remove the 'H' from the 'T' and add the 'H' to the 'D'. 44 00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:07,697 There. - With two Ts. 45 00:11:11,992 --> 00:11:14,995 Ttiey. Dhumonttiey. Two Ts. 46 00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:26,254 No 'R'. 47 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:31,342 With a 'Y'. 48 00:11:31,509 --> 00:11:34,178 Teiy. Ey. Y, ey. 49 00:11:39,223 --> 00:11:43,519 Spell it for me. - 'D' for Denis, 'H' for Anthea. 50 00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:48,940 There's no 'H' in Anthea. - What? 51 00:11:50,024 --> 00:11:53,527 Anthea's with an 'A', like Arthur. - But there's an 'H' in Arthur. 52 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:58,948 No. Not at the start. - It's the same as Anthea. 53 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:06,871 Write it down. 54 00:12:23,469 --> 00:12:26,555 Sit down, both of you. 55 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:37,605 No! My cape! 56 00:12:48,948 --> 00:12:52,118 Are you a lifeguard? - No, an exhibitionist. 57 00:12:58,748 --> 00:13:01,709 Excuse me, your kepi. 58 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:05,837 My kepi? - Your kepi. You're sitting on it. 59 00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:21,017 You! Stay there! 60 00:13:22,143 --> 00:13:27,605 You! Go there! There! 61 00:13:28,731 --> 00:13:31,817 Car 44 here, all quiet. 62 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:47,038 For the bridge, take the first on the left. 63 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:52,960 Goodbye, sir. - Goodbye. 64 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:59,757 Goodbye then. - Goodbye. 65 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:14,353 It's not very warm. - Why did you try to commit suicide? 66 00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:18,815 I have no luck. I've never had any luck. 67 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:22,651 When I was 7... 68 00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:40,208 Nicht, nicht, it's not me, doctor. - Was? 69 00:14:49,924 --> 00:14:52,843 That's no reason to commit suicide. 70 00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:59,682 There have been many others. You have a good reason, of course? 71 00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:06,146 Oh, me. I was a TV presenter. 72 00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:08,773 That's a good reason. 73 00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:12,359 I had a relationship with François Morel. - The TV host? 74 00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:15,904 Yes. - Second good reason. 75 00:15:16,071 --> 00:15:20,199 No, you can't say that. He was very different from how... 76 00:15:20,283 --> 00:15:23,452 he comes across. Generous... sensitive... 77 00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:27,622 and so gentle... 78 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:38,173 I have a bunch of flowers for you. - Oh, François, you're wonderful. 79 00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:41,884 But I see 2 bunches. - The other one's for my wife. 80 00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:46,805 He wanted us to live together after his son did his First Communion... 81 00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:51,142 next year. A year passes quickly. 82 00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:54,394 And me? My case is worse. 83 00:15:55,395 --> 00:15:58,898 Since my parents died... - 25 years of marriage! 84 00:15:59,315 --> 00:16:04,570 I'll carry you over the threshold again. - Don't forget your slippers. 85 00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:17,580 Dad? 86 00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:21,459 Mum? 87 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,002 Uncle Henri. 88 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:27,297 Know that you're not alone, kid. 89 00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:33,469 Three. Ah, some days! 90 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,766 This coffee's bad. 91 00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:46,396 I could see he loved his son. I loved him too, without knowing him. 92 00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:50,149 I brought him presents. This is for Jacques. 93 00:16:58,239 --> 00:17:02,284 Careful, it's fragile! - He breaks everything anyway. 94 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:05,120 And I believed him. - You keep interrupting me. 95 00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:09,874 It's not all about you. - Let's go. 96 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,209 The morgue. 97 00:17:13,168 --> 00:17:16,755 The station of the big goodbye. - What? 98 00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:20,508 Like the Gare de Lyon. You know when you leave... 99 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:23,677 but not when you come back. Careful! 100 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:43,027 Last night, I was in François' office to return some files. 101 00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:58,206 Who are you? - You're the stupid TV presenter. 102 00:17:58,331 --> 00:18:01,167 Why are you in my husband's office? - Your husband? 103 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,711 I'm Catherine Morel. - I don't believe you. Stop destroying... 104 00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:08,881 the presents I give to his son. - We're expecting our first in 3 months. 105 00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:12,676 It will be a girl. - So he didn't have any children? 106 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,553 No. 107 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,932 I don't have any either. I could have had them though. 108 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,684 And why a girl? It'll be a boy. 109 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:25,437 Marie, a child with Marie. - No, with Catherine. 110 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,690 I'd prepared everything, calculated everything. 111 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:34,069 She'll be exactly there. I'll be here. 112 00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:39,490 I'll say: 'Marie!' I'll get up. 'Marie!' 2 steps to the right. 113 00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:42,785 One step to the left and another one, on my knees, bend over... 114 00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:46,830 arms around her, kiss! Right foot turns off the light. 115 00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:51,917 Right hand turns on the record player. Albinoni and hop! 116 00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:58,798 That's it, right, left... 117 00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:03,844 bend, right foot... 118 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:08,014 record player and hop! 119 00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:19,816 Marie! - A fine. 120 00:19:27,489 --> 00:19:29,032 Marie! 121 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,368 A signature... 122 00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,751 Damn! 123 00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:02,351 No, not there, there... 124 00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:11,233 No, not there, there. There. No, not there. There. 125 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,783 No, thanks. No champagne. 126 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,460 Ma... 127 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,423 Marie! 128 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:50,683 And that's why you kill yourself? - No. Pauline's a nun. 129 00:20:50,725 --> 00:20:54,269 That's the last straw... - Who's Pauline? 130 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,605 And what about me? - And me... 131 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:01,609 I'm a builder without an apartment. - A what? 132 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:05,737 Anything I touch, goes... 133 00:21:08,281 --> 00:21:11,492 Jump in the water if you like. - Idiot. 134 00:21:11,951 --> 00:21:13,827 You idiot. 135 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:25,879 We have nothing more to say. - I agree. 136 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:31,759 Well, see you later. - No, goodbye. 137 00:21:49,732 --> 00:21:52,943 As I always say, sleep... 138 00:21:54,069 --> 00:21:58,364 sleep and sleep. That's it. 139 00:21:58,406 --> 00:22:01,409 To bed, rascal. Come. 140 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,243 It's there. 141 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:15,253 More sleep, always more sleep. That's what I always say, kid. 142 00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:21,467 That's how you've become European champion. 143 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:24,636 And that's how you'll keep your title tomorrow. 144 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:30,725 He gave it to me. - That's interesting. 145 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:36,146 Sleep, sleep. Go to sleep, kid. 146 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,482 Who put that there? 147 00:22:40,775 --> 00:22:43,485 Is that a ball? 148 00:22:49,907 --> 00:22:52,618 Have a seat. 149 00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:06,922 But don't take the chair near the wall, because it's completely... 150 00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:17,180 Did you hurt yourself when you fell? - No, when I got up. 151 00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:21,517 Have a seat. I'll make you a compress. 152 00:23:31,025 --> 00:23:32,610 Oh, I never put it there. 153 00:23:32,776 --> 00:23:35,487 Except today. 154 00:23:36,238 --> 00:23:38,823 Have a nice shower. That will do you good. 155 00:23:39,532 --> 00:23:42,076 Again? 156 00:24:04,553 --> 00:24:07,430 Take the pink nightgown. I have another one. 157 00:24:07,555 --> 00:24:10,016 Careful, the hot water tap is on the other... 158 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,728 side. - I see. 159 00:24:25,112 --> 00:24:26,530 What's he doing? 160 00:24:27,822 --> 00:24:32,576 What are you doing? I won't let you do that. 161 00:24:32,701 --> 00:24:35,203 What's wrong with you? Let go of that. 162 00:24:56,805 --> 00:25:00,266 I wanted to shave. - That's what they all say. 163 00:25:00,349 --> 00:25:04,728 I won't let you out of my sight. - Is that him? 164 00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:34,086 This time, I have my eye on you. 165 00:25:34,711 --> 00:25:38,256 I'm heating up a pâté. - Of course. No pâté. 166 00:25:38,881 --> 00:25:41,342 I'd rather starve to death. That's slower than gas. 167 00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,517 While you're asleep, you won't do anything stupid. 168 00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:53,519 Neither will you. 169 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,753 Don't you think it smells... 170 00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:28,840 I must have opened it by mistake. 171 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,564 Agathe, don't jump! 172 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,816 What's wrong with you? - I can't trust you. 173 00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:04,711 You pretend to kill yourself... 174 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:08,298 but you're terrified by a hammock. 175 00:28:55,087 --> 00:28:56,963 Hello. 176 00:28:58,423 --> 00:29:00,258 Coffee? 177 00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,642 Milk? 178 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:20,858 How many sugars? - Two. 179 00:29:25,487 --> 00:29:28,489 And another half. 180 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:35,162 We'd gone there for sauerkraut. And it was pretty good. 181 00:29:35,203 --> 00:29:39,332 But something tasted bad. It gave me stomach pain afterwards. 182 00:29:39,374 --> 00:29:42,918 They must have prepared it in a bad way. 183 00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:46,338 I had a beer with it. 184 00:29:47,213 --> 00:29:51,300 I don't like to leave him home alone. I'm on edge. 185 00:29:51,342 --> 00:29:56,846 Are you sure you don't mind? - Of course not. I'll look after him. 186 00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:59,265 I'm available. - The key's in the door. 187 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:03,060 Do you have my address? - No. 188 00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:17,864 Sleep, always sleep, always more sleep. 189 00:30:18,364 --> 00:30:21,367 He's so cute. 190 00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:29,499 Hello, miss. - Sir. 191 00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:40,049 Hello. 192 00:30:45,304 --> 00:30:46,138 Hey. 193 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,485 Cigars, cookies, caviar. 194 00:31:04,903 --> 00:31:12,535 Cream puffs... and champagne. 195 00:31:19,415 --> 00:31:22,960 Agathe, you must be proud. You only think of yourself. 196 00:31:23,711 --> 00:31:27,255 All this comedy for a child I didn't have. 197 00:31:27,339 --> 00:31:31,300 Exactly when I'm about to have one. Try to understand. 198 00:31:31,675 --> 00:31:35,595 I have a wife and a career. Agathe is free and independent. 199 00:31:35,637 --> 00:31:39,182 It's easy to commit suicide when you have nothing to lose. 200 00:31:39,807 --> 00:31:42,726 The next issue of Paris- Dimanche will be interesting. 201 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:46,271 What a scandal! It's started already. 202 00:31:49,732 --> 00:31:51,567 DOUBLE SUICIDE TV PRESENTER 203 00:31:52,318 --> 00:31:55,862 But that's you. What are you doing here? 204 00:31:57,072 --> 00:32:01,951 Who did she commit suicide for? Maybe she's pregnant. 205 00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:04,161 They're trying to... 206 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:14,336 It's unusually warm in the polar circle... 207 00:32:14,711 --> 00:32:20,133 which leads to lots of speculations. 208 00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:23,177 The weather will be good... Excuse me. 209 00:32:24,845 --> 00:32:27,555 Yes, sir? 210 00:32:29,724 --> 00:32:33,268 But it's not a work related fault. 211 00:32:35,228 --> 00:32:38,314 But everyone has their own problems. You can't blame me... 212 00:32:38,398 --> 00:32:44,069 for being unhappy. Alright, sir. 213 00:32:47,697 --> 00:32:51,117 The weather will be fine in the northern half of the country. 214 00:32:51,784 --> 00:32:54,912 And even better in the southern half. 215 00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:58,915 The good weather will last for 3 months. 216 00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:02,751 Right. We'll continue... 217 00:33:03,794 --> 00:33:08,756 We're talking to Mr Orlandi, manager of Kid Barentin. Are you confident? 218 00:33:08,798 --> 00:33:16,138 Am I confident? Garcia won't last 5 rounds against Kid. 219 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:18,223 And do you know why? 220 00:33:18,223 --> 00:33:21,225 It's his legwork. 221 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:25,479 On his right, he's got a low guard and he's got a mean punch in his left. 222 00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:32,610 He's got an iron fist and a beautiful head. 223 00:33:32,902 --> 00:33:35,404 He's a solitary creature without any weaknesses. 224 00:33:35,529 --> 00:33:43,702 He's a fortress! A preacher! A pugilist priest. 225 00:34:00,216 --> 00:34:03,761 Sleep, sleep and more sleep. 226 00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:08,431 Better is the enemy of good. - A great middleweight fight... 227 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:14,811 for the European championship. On the right, the titleholder. 228 00:34:35,954 --> 00:34:37,622 It's time, buddy. 229 00:34:37,747 --> 00:34:39,582 Time for what? 230 00:34:49,007 --> 00:34:52,134 My little bunny. - Bunny, me? 231 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:59,474 Still waters run deep. 232 00:35:16,571 --> 00:35:19,866 Wake me up at 12 PM. 233 00:35:20,866 --> 00:35:24,077 Lucrèce! - Agathe! Oh, that friend of yours. 234 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:29,040 What a temperament. A real little bunny. 235 00:35:34,378 --> 00:35:37,922 Well, bravo. You didn't waste any time. 236 00:35:38,965 --> 00:35:42,092 Just a way to kill time. - If you enjoy playing... 237 00:35:42,134 --> 00:35:47,055 little bunnies. - I've been hearing that all day. 238 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,682 That's enough. I don't care about your love life. 239 00:35:49,807 --> 00:35:54,061 Morel was here. I sent him downstairs on his back. 240 00:35:54,311 --> 00:35:58,439 Idiot! It's none of your business. 241 00:35:58,481 --> 00:36:04,736 Brute! Suicidal jerk! Little bunny! 242 00:36:05,112 --> 00:36:08,531 What are you waiting for? - Well... 243 00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:12,535 Listen, contractor, is that something for you? 244 00:36:13,035 --> 00:36:15,120 Yes. - Good. 'Needed for Malacca.' 245 00:36:15,203 --> 00:36:19,457 'High salary. Go to CAPAC 46, Champs- Elysées.' Is that for you? 246 00:36:19,499 --> 00:36:22,501 Yes. - 'Has to speak Malaysian'. 247 00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:26,505 You don't speak Malaysian, do you? - Oh, yes, yes. No problem. 248 00:36:26,546 --> 00:36:31,592 Bantua, Malaysian, Kirghiz... - Well, go then. Go! 249 00:36:35,137 --> 00:36:37,847 Next! 250 00:36:52,359 --> 00:36:55,070 Next! 251 00:37:00,158 --> 00:37:01,200 Do you speak Malaysian? 252 00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:04,453 Batang aktang sang kalang. - What? 253 00:37:04,494 --> 00:37:08,039 Batang aktang sang kalang. - Is that southern Malaysian? 254 00:37:08,331 --> 00:37:10,833 Kang! - Oops, the work... 255 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:14,503 is in the north. Next! 256 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:18,548 Bating akating sing kaling. - Very good. 257 00:37:33,811 --> 00:37:38,356 Are you having a bath? Let's go to the TV station. 258 00:37:38,565 --> 00:37:40,691 They're hiring. 259 00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:48,239 Did it rain? - Yes, but the water's nice. 260 00:37:55,495 --> 00:38:00,124 Come in, gentlemen. You're here to undergo... 261 00:38:00,249 --> 00:38:04,086 a series of tests to determine your physical and... 262 00:38:04,169 --> 00:38:05,879 intellectual capabilities. 263 00:38:06,755 --> 00:38:10,883 If you're selected, you'll participate in the new TV game... 264 00:38:10,925 --> 00:38:14,136 with François Morel, Paris Against Province. 265 00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:17,514 Gentlemen, this may be your lucky day. 266 00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:23,060 This is your big chance. Relax. 267 00:38:23,185 --> 00:38:27,939 Get comfortable. - Hello, gentlemen. 268 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,182 You are? - Kid Barentin, champion. 269 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:12,309 Age? - I'm just here with him. 270 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:14,978 Occupation? - That's quite a story. 271 00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:17,731 Address? - Thir... thir... 272 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,650 Family situation? - Only child. 273 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:23,235 Nationality? - That's complicated. 274 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,404 Race horses? - Well, that's exactly... 275 00:39:25,487 --> 00:39:29,657 How many cars do you own? - No, I told you... 276 00:39:29,699 --> 00:39:31,450 Purebred dogs? - No, horses. 277 00:39:31,492 --> 00:39:33,160 Pleasure crafts? - Well, uhm... 278 00:39:33,202 --> 00:39:38,748 Second house? Diseases? - What? But I'm a champion. 279 00:39:38,873 --> 00:39:39,707 Race? - Purebred. 280 00:39:39,749 --> 00:39:42,376 Religion? - No, I'm just here to... 281 00:39:42,418 --> 00:39:44,628 Glucose level? - Quite a lot. 282 00:39:44,670 --> 00:39:47,964 Heterosexual or homosexual? - Tero what? I'm a champion. 283 00:39:48,006 --> 00:39:51,217 Education? - 2 degrees in 2 years. 284 00:39:51,842 --> 00:39:56,638 Criminal record? - Nothing. 285 00:39:56,721 --> 00:39:58,723 Star sign? - Star what? I'm a champion. 286 00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:03,685 Tendency towards violence? - No, I'm friendly. 287 00:40:04,353 --> 00:40:07,856 How do you feel about death? 288 00:40:08,481 --> 00:40:12,610 I put something on the table. I'll bang my hand on the table. 289 00:40:12,651 --> 00:40:16,780 The objects will jump up. Try to catch as many as you can. 290 00:40:16,821 --> 00:40:20,241 We'll see how fast your reflexes are. 291 00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:24,870 We'll judge your eye- hand coordination and your subconscious tendencies... 292 00:40:25,537 --> 00:40:28,665 based on which objects you catch. 293 00:40:29,624 --> 00:40:32,376 What? - Don't worry about it. 294 00:40:32,418 --> 00:40:35,128 Do as I do. 295 00:40:40,591 --> 00:40:44,136 Say as many words as you can in a minute. ready? 296 00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:48,181 P... p... p... p... - Next. Your occupation? 297 00:40:48,306 --> 00:40:51,017 Co... co... comedian. 298 00:40:51,475 --> 00:40:52,726 Thoraxial capacity. 299 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:56,855 Blow, sir. - I'm only here to... 300 00:41:06,905 --> 00:41:10,199 It must be blocked. 301 00:41:13,911 --> 00:41:18,790 Next! - I understand. 302 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,917 Blow! 303 00:41:29,048 --> 00:41:32,051 Tired already? - I have a flat tire. 304 00:41:34,011 --> 00:41:38,640 And you're going backwards? - I'm coming back to pick him up. 305 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:48,648 Sex maniac. 306 00:41:53,861 --> 00:41:57,405 Alright, hit... - Who? I'm a champion, you know? 307 00:41:58,156 --> 00:42:00,825 Just hit the table. 308 00:42:10,249 --> 00:42:11,584 I'm just here to keep him company. 309 00:42:12,418 --> 00:42:15,545 He said... He told me... 310 00:42:19,007 --> 00:42:20,800 Push. - Which one? 311 00:42:20,883 --> 00:42:22,718 Whichever one you want. - What will happen? 312 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,595 You'll see. 313 00:42:30,141 --> 00:42:32,851 Next. 314 00:42:33,185 --> 00:42:37,355 I'll push this one. I'd like some toffees. 315 00:42:42,651 --> 00:42:44,528 Bad luck. 316 00:42:44,611 --> 00:42:47,322 Kid Barentin. 317 00:42:50,074 --> 00:42:52,785 Alfred Dumontier. 318 00:42:53,827 --> 00:42:57,372 No, I'm just here... He asked me... 319 00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:04,169 Boggy Betnot. 320 00:43:09,215 --> 00:43:14,094 Those on my left have been selected. 321 00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:22,434 Those on my right failed the tests and can leave. 322 00:43:39,907 --> 00:43:41,784 Wait! 323 00:43:46,037 --> 00:43:51,167 Correction. Those who could stay have to leave. 324 00:43:51,292 --> 00:43:54,836 And those who had to leave, can stay. 325 00:43:55,170 --> 00:43:58,173 The ones who passed are the bad ones. 326 00:43:58,214 --> 00:44:03,135 And the ones who failed are the good ones. Is that right, sir? 327 00:44:03,218 --> 00:44:06,763 But what's with these absurd tests? 328 00:44:07,389 --> 00:44:11,517 This selection mockery? We've hired idiots, a brute... 329 00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:14,728 Between you and me, this game has a clear objective. 330 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:19,982 The province is grumbling. We need to appease them and that's why... 331 00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:24,778 we put them up against a Parisian team. The province has to win. 332 00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:39,624 What's wrong with you? What are you doing? 333 00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:42,793 Hop! - You've been drinking. 334 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,962 Hop! - I've been waiting for 3 hours... 335 00:44:46,129 --> 00:44:48,464 4! - I've been waiting for you for 3 hours. 336 00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:51,509 This was our last evening. - Hop, hired! 337 00:44:51,592 --> 00:44:56,846 I've got my job back. I'm leaving with Morel tomorrow, for a game show. 338 00:44:56,972 --> 00:44:59,140 It's called Paris Against Province. 339 00:45:36,588 --> 00:45:39,716 I find it hard to leave you. 340 00:45:42,259 --> 00:45:45,387 Malaysia's quite far away. 341 00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:49,307 We're in Saint- Laurent du Berry! 342 00:45:51,934 --> 00:45:55,062 The atmosphere's fantastic! 343 00:46:00,650 --> 00:46:03,777 It's the start of our television show... 344 00:46:04,570 --> 00:46:07,572 Paris Against Province! 345 00:46:12,493 --> 00:46:15,412 We'll travel through France for a whole month! 346 00:46:15,537 --> 00:46:18,873 In each town, a local team will be up against... 347 00:46:18,998 --> 00:46:24,294 the team from Paris! - I'll give you a close- up, skunk. 348 00:46:24,461 --> 00:46:30,633 The winner of each match will win 10,000 francs. 349 00:46:32,343 --> 00:46:34,303 This is the moment to prove... 350 00:46:34,386 --> 00:46:38,932 that you have Fanfan La Tulipe's blood in your veins! 351 00:46:40,266 --> 00:46:42,226 We'll see the guys from Ménilmontant. 352 00:46:42,768 --> 00:46:48,314 And this is the team from Berry, with captain Mr Bagnolet, farmer. 353 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:49,941 Over to you Berry! 354 00:46:58,323 --> 00:47:01,701 Berry independent! 355 00:47:04,494 --> 00:47:07,414 Let's play. It's a game. 356 00:47:14,878 --> 00:47:18,006 We're here to have fun. 357 00:47:22,426 --> 00:47:26,680 And here is the team from Paris, with captain Kid Barentin... 358 00:47:26,721 --> 00:47:30,641 former middleweight champion of Europe! 359 00:48:08,881 --> 00:48:14,595 You've all been carefully selected and glory may await you. 360 00:48:14,678 --> 00:48:17,972 You may be on your way to victory... 361 00:48:18,097 --> 00:48:24,436 like moths to the light. 362 00:48:25,395 --> 00:48:29,524 Our courageous candidates are about to line up for the whole country to see. 363 00:48:29,565 --> 00:48:32,776 First, the tug- of- war. - 1 point. 364 00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:35,737 The car with lateral traction... 365 00:48:35,821 --> 00:48:38,281 is a literal attraction. 366 00:48:38,990 --> 00:48:42,701 Second: the balancing act. 367 00:48:43,494 --> 00:48:45,370 2 points. 368 00:48:46,663 --> 00:48:50,791 And third: the rugby match. - 4 points. 369 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:53,544 For those with more muscle than brains. 370 00:48:55,921 --> 00:48:59,382 What counts is that it all counts. 371 00:48:59,465 --> 00:49:02,510 So you'd better show us what you've got and hope that it's enough. 372 00:49:04,136 --> 00:49:07,555 Two cameras will be watching you. 373 00:49:08,306 --> 00:49:11,517 You, gentlemen of the local team, and you... 374 00:49:12,476 --> 00:49:15,604 gentlemen from the Parisian team. 375 00:49:20,483 --> 00:49:23,694 They will broadcast to the entire nation... 376 00:49:26,071 --> 00:49:29,282 They will broadcast to the entire nation... 377 00:49:35,537 --> 00:49:39,082 Every little thing you do, will be broadcast. 378 00:49:46,171 --> 00:49:50,716 Please! 379 00:49:53,427 --> 00:49:56,179 We're not here to have fun. 380 00:49:56,930 --> 00:49:59,932 Let's start, gentlemen. 381 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:12,109 Attention! Go! 382 00:50:24,286 --> 00:50:30,708 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 383 00:50:35,295 --> 00:50:37,714 Bravo! - Bravo! 384 00:50:38,965 --> 00:50:43,302 And here's the team from Paris. I'm counting. 385 00:50:46,596 --> 00:50:49,724 The team from Paris lasted 0 seconds. 386 00:50:51,809 --> 00:50:54,228 The team from Saint- Laurent, 12 seconds. 387 00:50:55,645 --> 00:50:58,940 So Saint- Laurent's still leading. The first game was worth 1 point. 388 00:50:59,065 --> 00:51:00,900 The second game's worth 2 points. 389 00:51:00,983 --> 00:51:06,363 Berry leads 3 points to 0. 390 00:51:07,155 --> 00:51:11,283 And now part 3 of our game Paris Against Province. 391 00:51:11,325 --> 00:51:15,454 This part's important because it will be decisive. 392 00:51:15,495 --> 00:51:19,624 It's worth 4 points! It's rugby, a sport worthy... 393 00:51:19,665 --> 00:51:22,876 of our teams made of steel! - To rugby or not to rugby! 394 00:51:23,752 --> 00:51:29,549 Alright, alright... please. Let's start, gentlemen. 395 00:51:29,632 --> 00:51:31,133 You will practice for all of us to see. 396 00:51:31,258 --> 00:51:35,971 It's a sport that dates back to the Middle Ages. 397 00:52:01,909 --> 00:52:04,244 The Berry team kicks the ball. 398 00:52:19,382 --> 00:52:20,967 Hey, guys. 399 00:52:28,848 --> 00:52:32,685 Dad, the pond! - Never mind. 400 00:54:12,643 --> 00:54:14,603 Bravo! We've won a million! 401 00:54:15,979 --> 00:54:19,941 We've won a million. - Wait, not yet. 402 00:54:23,902 --> 00:54:27,822 The program ends with a victory of the Parisian team... 403 00:54:27,906 --> 00:54:31,200 that just won a million old francs. But wait. 404 00:54:31,325 --> 00:54:36,371 We'll put this money on tomorrow's games. 405 00:54:36,454 --> 00:54:37,747 It will be double or nothing. 406 00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:42,126 Hachis Parmentier. Next. - Why didn't we get the million? 407 00:54:42,418 --> 00:54:45,420 What if we... lose tomorrow? 408 00:54:45,712 --> 00:54:50,675 Are you a comedian? - And what, what... 409 00:54:50,716 --> 00:54:53,469 Have you performed? - Not yet. 410 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,100 Do you want me to punch you? - One cannot be blamed for... 411 00:55:01,517 --> 00:55:05,479 reacting to a provocation. Article 244 of the criminal code. 412 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,649 Just because you want to be a lawyer. - I certainly do. 413 00:55:09,690 --> 00:55:13,110 When I get back, I'll pass my exam. - At 43 years old. 414 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:17,447 Schweitzer was 84 when he played Bach. - I've seen you before. 415 00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:20,241 Who, me? - Yeah. 416 00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:42,718 Well, Alfred, what about Malaysia? - It was in the north. 417 00:55:43,969 --> 00:55:48,973 When I saw you in that group, doing those dangerous things. You! 418 00:55:49,015 --> 00:55:52,143 I won. - No, Alfred! 419 00:55:52,268 --> 00:55:56,855 You should find work you like. To stay with them is suicide. 420 00:55:56,896 --> 00:56:00,441 I know all about suicide. Let's not start again. 421 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:07,697 Hurry, Agathe. Your table's set at the tavern. 422 00:56:08,364 --> 00:56:11,742 Don't forget you're part of the staff. 423 00:56:11,992 --> 00:56:17,455 I'm not hungry. - We don't stop working at 6 PM. 424 00:56:18,665 --> 00:56:20,666 Alright. 425 00:56:23,127 --> 00:56:25,003 See you soon. 426 00:56:37,097 --> 00:56:42,059 Never mind. - Have you seen my boots? 427 00:56:42,143 --> 00:56:45,103 I was a jockey once, Big Léon. - Not big, chubby. 428 00:56:46,146 --> 00:56:50,274 At 16, I was riding the best horses. Simply because I was short. 429 00:56:50,316 --> 00:56:54,361 But after 6 months, I started growing and growing... 430 00:56:54,403 --> 00:56:57,113 Goodbye, horses! 431 00:56:57,572 --> 00:57:00,992 You should... have been... riding... giraffes. 432 00:57:02,618 --> 00:57:05,746 I know giraffes. In Africa, with Schweitzer. 433 00:57:05,871 --> 00:57:09,999 I was his right- hand man. 434 00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:15,629 Stay put, guys. I'll get it. See? 435 00:58:05,003 --> 00:58:07,255 What time is it? - Midnight. 436 00:58:10,967 --> 00:58:13,302 Where's the... - Outside. 437 00:58:57,714 --> 00:59:00,716 The new television game... 438 00:59:02,176 --> 00:59:05,178 Paris Against Province. 439 00:59:06,930 --> 00:59:10,474 My wife said: 'Today, it's me or the television.' 440 00:59:16,188 --> 00:59:19,565 That new game looks terrible. 441 00:59:20,233 --> 00:59:23,777 If I get injured, I'll sue the station. And I'll defend myself. 442 00:59:24,945 --> 00:59:26,905 If you get injured, I'll look after you. 443 00:59:26,988 --> 00:59:32,284 Have this. Schweitzer can't see you. - Hurry up, artist. 444 00:59:32,576 --> 00:59:37,872 Some things need to be done. I respect my audience. 445 00:59:39,082 --> 00:59:43,794 'To be or not to be, that is the question.' 446 00:59:43,961 --> 00:59:47,088 What? - To... b... be or not to b... 447 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:50,258 that's the que... question. 448 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:59,432 Moutier's team's ready. Here's the team from Paris. 449 01:00:39,841 --> 01:00:45,262 The game's about to start. Each candidate will be put... 450 01:00:45,345 --> 01:00:51,475 in a very large cupboard, with no bottom, on wheels. 451 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,645 They have to make it move by pushing it from the inside. 452 01:00:54,728 --> 01:00:58,064 Until they reach the end of the terrain, which they have to do first... 453 01:00:58,148 --> 01:00:59,899 in order to win. And with the cupboard. 454 01:01:00,733 --> 01:01:04,111 Little detail: 7 angry billy goats... 455 01:01:04,736 --> 01:01:07,739 will be released among them. 456 01:01:09,615 --> 01:01:14,578 Gentlemen, get into your cupboards! - And release the billy goats! 457 01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:24,628 Oh no! Oh no! - Hey! 458 01:01:33,510 --> 01:01:36,680 They have flaring nostrils and rugged beards. 459 01:01:39,474 --> 01:01:43,560 A billy goat gets irritated by its own reflection in the mirror. 460 01:01:57,238 --> 01:02:00,449 Attacked by the angry animals. 461 01:02:03,786 --> 01:02:06,496 And now? Better? 462 01:02:24,303 --> 01:02:28,556 Will he win? - Yes! Yes! Yes! 463 01:02:30,308 --> 01:02:35,103 Ah, aye aye! no! - Daddy, it's a horse. 464 01:02:35,187 --> 01:02:38,189 Never mind. 465 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:47,989 A billy goat attacks! The Parisian gets back... 466 01:02:48,114 --> 01:02:51,242 into his cupboard. And the billy goat joins him! 467 01:02:53,077 --> 01:02:54,995 The billy goat's in the cupboard. 468 01:02:55,078 --> 01:02:59,290 It's wobbling dangerously and changing direction. 469 01:02:59,415 --> 01:03:03,127 The cupboard and it's inhabitants are going in all directions. 470 01:03:18,556 --> 01:03:21,976 Yes, he crosses the finish line. He's won! 471 01:03:22,768 --> 01:03:25,771 Who? - A Parisian. 472 01:03:25,937 --> 01:03:28,940 Are you sure? - Yes, yes. 473 01:03:32,818 --> 01:03:35,946 The team from Paris has won... 474 01:03:36,655 --> 01:03:40,783 2 million old francs. This money will go to the next program... 475 01:03:40,825 --> 01:03:46,705 our next broadcast: double or nothing! - Oh no, no, no! 476 01:03:46,788 --> 01:03:49,165 No! 1 million, then 2 million, and still nothing in our pockets. 477 01:03:49,207 --> 01:03:53,293 Why not 4, 8, 16, 32? I'll let Morel know what I think! 478 01:03:53,377 --> 01:03:56,796 I know what I'll tell him. 479 01:03:57,547 --> 01:04:00,967 I'll say: 'Sir...' - Hello, friends. 480 01:04:02,593 --> 01:04:07,347 Hello, sir. - Drinks for everybody. 481 01:04:09,974 --> 01:04:13,519 Members of the jury, Mr Prosecutor, Mr Morel... 482 01:04:15,854 --> 01:04:19,941 my comrades and me have decided, after some deliberation... 483 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:23,569 and having pondered on our findings... 484 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:32,910 that we agreed upon after our initial deliberations... 485 01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:37,956 so as to come to a judgment free of animosity and trepidation... 486 01:04:38,081 --> 01:04:43,752 which deserves to be evaluated in the light of... 487 01:04:43,836 --> 01:04:46,671 I'll have a vermouth. Dhumonttiey, with an 'H'. 488 01:04:46,713 --> 01:04:51,634 A beer from Strasbourg. - And a white wine for Big Léon. 489 01:05:00,349 --> 01:05:04,311 Agathe, I have to talk to you. - I have nothing to say to you. 490 01:05:06,354 --> 01:05:08,565 No, more to the left. 491 01:05:09,107 --> 01:05:13,277 Forget about Jacques. I'm sure he would have loved your gifts. 492 01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:16,863 Oh, please. Don't talk as if he died. 493 01:05:17,530 --> 01:05:20,032 He isn't born yet. 494 01:05:20,074 --> 01:05:23,202 We're on a slope. - Use... 495 01:05:24,161 --> 01:05:27,288 What? - Use a flying buttress, idiot! 496 01:05:28,248 --> 01:05:32,376 I didn't behave very well, but I couldn't do what I wanted. 497 01:05:32,418 --> 01:05:35,629 I was afraid to lose you. - But you have lost me... 498 01:05:35,754 --> 01:05:40,508 while you were trying to keep me. - Now I'll tell you the truth. 499 01:05:40,550 --> 01:05:44,094 When I heard about your suicide, I wanted to die. 500 01:05:44,511 --> 01:05:47,222 What did you say, boss? - I wanted to die. 501 01:05:47,305 --> 01:05:51,309 Really? - Drop dead, skunk. 502 01:05:52,393 --> 01:05:55,937 No, really. I was desperate. 503 01:05:56,605 --> 01:06:00,108 Tell me, how can I believe you? 504 01:06:01,567 --> 01:06:06,196 Agathe, have lunch with me. - I can't. I'm meeting someone. 505 01:06:08,656 --> 01:06:11,784 Don't I look ridiculous? - Not at all. 506 01:06:17,831 --> 01:06:20,958 I'll keep it short, because I don't have time. 507 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:22,793 You don't mind? 508 01:06:30,883 --> 01:06:33,761 Please, have lunch with me. 509 01:06:35,846 --> 01:06:39,057 Don't I look ridiculous? - Not at all. 510 01:06:41,267 --> 01:06:45,354 I have to confess something. When I heard they'd fired you... 511 01:06:45,562 --> 01:06:49,857 I said to the boss: 'Hire her again or I'll stop hosting games.' 512 01:06:49,899 --> 01:06:53,444 And what did he do? - It's true... 513 01:06:54,486 --> 01:06:59,574 that they hired me again. - I was missing one person and... 514 01:06:59,699 --> 01:07:02,993 the world seemed empty, sir. 515 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:09,665 Bravo! He's won! 2 pairs of... Oh, you confuse me. 516 01:07:15,212 --> 01:07:19,590 Don't I...? - N... not at all! 517 01:07:21,008 --> 01:07:24,136 Smiling through your tears. 518 01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:28,348 Your face is a rainbow. 519 01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:41,734 Oh, François, our song. Do you remember? 520 01:07:42,735 --> 01:07:45,237 I remember. 521 01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:07,797 Don't I... 522 01:08:07,922 --> 01:08:11,634 Not at all, not at all! 523 01:08:23,227 --> 01:08:25,228 I'm going for a walk. 524 01:08:25,937 --> 01:08:30,024 Do you want us to come with you? - No, I'll go for... 525 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:33,152 a walk to relax. 526 01:08:34,236 --> 01:08:37,238 Wearing those leather shoes? 527 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:42,701 So you're going? - Yes, I'm going... 528 01:08:42,868 --> 01:08:47,205 He's going. Of course. 529 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,420 You look ridiculous. 530 01:08:55,545 --> 01:08:58,673 No, he doesn't look ridiculous. 531 01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:12,184 Alfred, don't forget the flowers. 532 01:09:26,738 --> 01:09:30,283 Alfred, I have big... But you look ridiculous. 533 01:09:31,283 --> 01:09:35,370 What? I told them. - I have big news. 534 01:09:35,454 --> 01:09:38,665 Me too. - I'm enjoying life again. 535 01:09:39,999 --> 01:09:42,585 I'm in love! 536 01:09:42,626 --> 01:09:48,298 He's so sensitive. So brilliant. So wonderful. 537 01:09:48,381 --> 01:09:51,634 That would be a classic. I ask 'Who?' and she says someone else's name. 538 01:09:52,176 --> 01:09:55,721 Who's that? Won't happen this time. - François Morel. 539 01:09:56,012 --> 01:09:59,140 It did happen. I'm very happy for you. 540 01:10:00,308 --> 01:10:03,852 I'm so happy. I'm very, very happy. 541 01:10:05,145 --> 01:10:09,774 I'm so very happy. - I owe it to you, Alfred. 542 01:10:09,816 --> 01:10:12,818 Life, happiness, love. 543 01:10:13,569 --> 01:10:17,238 Very happy. - But what about you, Alfred? 544 01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:21,659 Are you feeling better? - Not bad. I'm very happy. 545 01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:25,662 Goodbye. 546 01:10:25,787 --> 01:10:33,585 Very happy. I'm very happy. Happy! 547 01:10:34,294 --> 01:10:37,505 Anyway, we'll play... - Yes. 548 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:16,580 And? 549 01:11:26,463 --> 01:11:29,465 Paris Against Province! 550 01:11:34,678 --> 01:11:37,389 8 million! 551 01:11:40,891 --> 01:11:46,229 They have plenty of time to lose the 8 million. 552 01:11:51,108 --> 01:11:53,902 Paris Against Province! 553 01:12:03,327 --> 01:12:06,454 16 million! He's getting on my nerves. He's getting on my nerves. 554 01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:15,629 Paris Against Province! 32 million! 555 01:12:21,217 --> 01:12:24,219 He's getting on my nerves. He's getting on my nerves. 556 01:12:30,975 --> 01:12:36,062 Paris Against Province! 64 million! 557 01:12:38,648 --> 01:12:44,153 This money will be used for another double or nothing. 558 01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:48,406 Daddy, the eggs. - Never mind. 559 01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:00,625 Which edible, bulbous monocotyledonous plant... 560 01:13:01,292 --> 01:13:05,170 in the lily family contains 1300 calories per kilo? 561 01:13:05,212 --> 01:13:07,464 Could you repeat the question? - Aie! 562 01:13:07,547 --> 01:13:14,678 Yes, l'ail, garlic! Bravo! - He's getting on my nerves. 563 01:13:14,803 --> 01:13:20,308 Alfred! 1, 2, 3! Alfred! 564 01:13:21,559 --> 01:13:24,520 I'm becoming an idiot. 565 01:13:27,355 --> 01:13:30,066 Alfred! Alfred! 566 01:13:35,529 --> 01:13:38,531 There, there. - Where? 567 01:13:48,498 --> 01:13:51,584 Are you coming? - No, I'm having a break. 568 01:13:55,003 --> 01:13:59,590 Look at the yellow and red one. - This one? 569 01:14:11,934 --> 01:14:15,228 Not so long ago, those apples would have fallen on me. 570 01:14:52,510 --> 01:14:55,637 You should have been an architect. 571 01:14:57,347 --> 01:15:02,059 I feel like giving up. - You're completely crazy. 572 01:15:02,101 --> 01:15:06,229 You're on the front page of the papers. I've been there too, you know? 573 01:15:06,271 --> 01:15:11,275 Addictive, isn't it? - No, I just don't feel... 574 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:13,986 like becoming a gladiator. - Isn't there something else? 575 01:15:15,278 --> 01:15:17,197 Women are all the same. 576 01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:24,161 Enough about her. I don't care about Agathe! 577 01:15:24,912 --> 01:15:28,540 I don't care about Agathe. 578 01:15:29,248 --> 01:15:32,668 What is she thinking? - Yes, what is she thinking? 579 01:15:32,751 --> 01:15:35,337 When I start a job, I finish it! 580 01:15:35,462 --> 01:15:38,548 I don't care about Agathe. - We don't care about Agathe. 581 01:15:38,631 --> 01:15:42,384 Take Morel. Oh, Morel. I don't care about Morel. 582 01:15:42,426 --> 01:15:47,138 We don't care about Morel. - And those 250 million... 583 01:15:47,263 --> 01:15:52,017 I don't care about it! - We don't care about the 250 million! 584 01:15:52,101 --> 01:15:56,855 256. - No, 250. 585 01:15:57,022 --> 01:15:58,898 No, 256. 586 01:15:59,816 --> 01:16:02,818 Well, no... - No, 250. 587 01:16:11,158 --> 01:16:16,329 I do care about Agathe. Yes, I... 588 01:16:17,163 --> 01:16:24,503 Agathe... - No! We'll wait and see. 589 01:17:05,203 --> 01:17:08,331 Wait, I'm coming! 590 01:17:08,373 --> 01:17:12,168 The situation's serious. 512 million. 591 01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:16,671 More than a billion tomorrow. - I can take care of your team. 592 01:17:18,464 --> 01:17:22,009 One of them is a big problem. Take yesterday. 593 01:17:22,384 --> 01:17:25,929 If he hadn't been dragged 200 metres by the horse... 594 01:17:26,346 --> 01:17:31,183 he wouldn't have picked up that many newspapers. 512 million! 595 01:17:31,267 --> 01:17:34,269 I can take care of your Alfred. 596 01:17:59,248 --> 01:18:02,418 Excuse me, Mr Mi... but I... 597 01:18:03,168 --> 01:18:06,296 Are you injured? - Yes, by apples. 598 01:18:06,838 --> 01:18:09,757 This has gone too far. Do you realise... 599 01:18:09,882 --> 01:18:14,469 that it's now 515 million francs? - 12, sir, only 12... 600 01:18:14,636 --> 01:18:18,765 Two more weeks and you'll have wasted the budget of the entire country. 601 01:18:18,806 --> 01:18:22,351 You have to hire incapable people. - That's what they are. 602 01:18:22,977 --> 01:18:26,521 It's one person... he's just... just lucky. 603 01:18:27,272 --> 01:18:31,192 Fire him! France is almost ruined. 604 01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:36,279 But he's become very popular. If I fire him, there'll be a revolt. 605 01:18:36,905 --> 01:18:40,449 Eliminate him then. I'm leaving. 606 01:18:40,908 --> 01:18:44,995 Don't forget you're not only watched by the people. 607 01:18:55,962 --> 01:18:58,965 What... 608 01:18:59,716 --> 01:19:01,550 Your... 609 01:19:11,934 --> 01:19:15,062 Gustave, France needs you. 610 01:19:19,190 --> 01:19:21,901 Alfred Dhumonttiey? 611 01:19:25,779 --> 01:19:28,114 Gustave... - Mr Morel? 612 01:19:28,156 --> 01:19:31,158 The door. - Yes, sir? 613 01:19:31,325 --> 01:19:34,036 My finger. - Oh! 614 01:20:09,732 --> 01:20:12,860 And here's the team from Caville... 615 01:20:13,527 --> 01:20:16,530 with captain Yvon Dumen. 616 01:20:18,031 --> 01:20:21,158 And the team from Paris, with captain... 617 01:21:02,109 --> 01:21:03,027 What is... 618 01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:15,120 They're beautiful. 619 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:21,083 Before we start the games, the mayor of Caville... 620 01:21:21,709 --> 01:21:26,254 offers everybody a glass of good cider from the country. 621 01:21:26,296 --> 01:21:30,424 Unfortunately, you can't drink with us, but you can at least... 622 01:21:30,508 --> 01:21:35,429 watch the majorettes of Caville. 623 01:22:25,429 --> 01:22:27,305 Well? 624 01:22:28,723 --> 01:22:31,726 When he drinks that... 625 01:22:35,228 --> 01:22:39,107 For me, Mr Alfred! 626 01:22:44,153 --> 01:22:46,488 And me, Mr Alfred? - Yes. 627 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,826 Alfred! Alfred! 628 01:22:55,287 --> 01:22:57,205 For Marie- Louise! 629 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:03,669 Paulette! 630 01:23:10,216 --> 01:23:11,092 I want another one. 631 01:23:11,217 --> 01:23:12,760 Another one, Alfred. 632 01:23:18,056 --> 01:23:20,266 Your glass? - I'm looking for it. 633 01:23:26,521 --> 01:23:29,941 Did he drink it? - No, they took the tray away. 634 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:36,279 He absolutely has to drink it. What effect will it have? 635 01:23:36,363 --> 01:23:39,324 How will we notice? - First, he'll start to laugh. 636 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,785 Listen. 637 01:23:43,202 --> 01:23:47,872 No. No. 638 01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:40,416 You see, dear viewers, who cares whether... 639 01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:42,835 Alfred has drunk cider or not? 640 01:24:45,921 --> 01:24:49,465 You must understand that the cider was... 641 01:25:01,434 --> 01:25:04,144 It's hilarious. 642 01:25:16,947 --> 01:25:20,992 I've gotten orders to do something about the disorder. 643 01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:25,120 Which disorder? 644 01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:28,998 Of the province! 645 01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:35,295 A glass of... a glass of cider. 646 01:25:35,379 --> 01:25:40,258 Alfred, drugged. Funny, no? - As our cheerful host... 647 01:25:40,383 --> 01:25:45,595 just demonstrated, we're starting the first game in good spirits. 648 01:25:46,471 --> 01:25:47,889 Hello, sir. 649 01:25:48,056 --> 01:25:51,183 Hello, sir. - How are you? 650 01:26:04,736 --> 01:26:07,822 Daddy, fire. - The first game... 651 01:26:08,364 --> 01:26:11,575 was won by the Parisians. 652 01:26:23,752 --> 01:26:28,881 82, 83, 84, 85, 86... 653 01:26:28,965 --> 01:26:33,886 110, 111, 112, 113... 654 01:26:33,969 --> 01:26:38,848 158, 159, 160, 161... 655 01:26:38,973 --> 01:26:44,144 162, 163, 164, 165... 656 01:26:44,228 --> 01:26:47,856 166, 167, 168. 657 01:26:47,939 --> 01:26:49,273 It's good, but a bit long. 658 01:26:49,399 --> 01:26:54,319 176, 177, 178... 659 01:27:00,825 --> 01:27:02,660 I must have been working too hard. 660 01:27:03,994 --> 01:27:05,871 Excuse me. 661 01:27:08,873 --> 01:27:12,001 It's like with Agathe. Do you know her? 662 01:27:14,711 --> 01:27:17,547 I told her I had a 10 year old child. 663 01:27:17,672 --> 01:27:20,841 She bought it. 664 01:27:22,426 --> 01:27:25,971 But what did you expect? She finds me irresistible. 665 01:27:28,014 --> 01:27:33,352 She's not the only one. Right, ladies? 666 01:27:33,811 --> 01:27:38,439 I'll write a complaint. Drugs, fooling around... 667 01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:45,445 The candidates have to write as many letters as they can... 668 01:27:45,570 --> 01:27:47,197 during their flights! 669 01:27:48,114 --> 01:27:50,825 O... M... O... 670 01:27:52,660 --> 01:27:55,370 I... Z... W! 671 01:27:56,163 --> 01:27:59,582 And here's the man you were all waiting for. 672 01:28:02,042 --> 01:28:04,753 Here is... Alfred! 673 01:28:29,023 --> 01:28:36,196 Agate is a precious stone found in spring... 674 01:28:36,321 --> 01:28:40,408 surrounded by flowers. If you're lucky enough to find it... 675 01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:43,243 you will also discover that you have changed from a caterpillar... 676 01:28:43,369 --> 01:28:45,662 into a butterfly. 677 01:28:46,037 --> 01:28:49,040 They've won a billion. 678 01:28:54,670 --> 01:28:59,716 And this is our last game. Do you see this target? 679 01:29:00,049 --> 01:29:03,135 It will appear on your screens. 680 01:29:03,385 --> 01:29:07,472 Hit it in the centre with anything you can get your hands on. 681 01:29:08,306 --> 01:29:14,520 Attention! 1, 2, 3! 682 01:29:15,604 --> 01:29:18,606 Bravo! You've won. 683 01:29:19,148 --> 01:29:23,319 You've won the right to silence, to daydreams... 684 01:29:23,402 --> 01:29:26,446 to fantasy, to peace. 685 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:39,040 Alfred! 686 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,876 Alfred! 687 01:29:55,304 --> 01:29:57,680 We've won a billion. 688 01:29:57,764 --> 01:30:00,099 Morel's in an institution. 689 01:30:16,738 --> 01:30:20,116 It's funny. I feel as if I've just met you. 690 01:30:21,867 --> 01:30:25,287 As if we just came out of the Seine. 691 01:30:25,537 --> 01:30:28,665 That's nice of you to say. 692 01:30:54,144 --> 01:30:56,813 Alfred... - Yes? 693 01:31:02,401 --> 01:31:08,531 Alfred, I can't swim. - Me neither. 694 01:31:17,330 --> 01:31:22,376 Save me. I love you! - I love you too! 52601

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