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Ooh, you gotta start watching
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"The Guest Book," man!
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So, last episode, everyone
that lives in the town
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ended up at a party together.
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The stripper was messing with
the old dude she's blackmailing,
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and he was really sweating
in front of his wife.
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And the cop and the doctor
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seemed to have hit it
off with each other.
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So, I can't wait to see
what happens with them.
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They're out of doughnuts again.
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Thanks, Joe!
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♪ Wherever we go ♪
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♪ That's fine by me ♪
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♪ We'll settle our bones ♪
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♪ Eventually ♪
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♪ Yeah, I need a break,
I need a minute ♪
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♪ Just give me one day ♪
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♪ Let's get, get, get away ♪
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♪
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TOMMY: I probably shouldn't
be writing in this guest book,
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but we had such an
epic time at your little
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cabin in the woods that
I just can't help myself.
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I came up here with
my girlfriend, Marla.
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Marla's the best.
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[BLOWS AIR]
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Normally, the only
vacation we can afford
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is camping in front of our trailer.
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Hey. What you watching?
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Some old TV show.
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It's called "Into the
Night with Rick Dees."
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I used to watch it when I was a kid.
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Oh, cool.
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I like thinking about you as a
little kid. I bet you were trouble.
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I kicked a mailman in the balls once.
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- I knew it.
- Mmm.
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But as great as Marla was,
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there were two things I
wouldn't mind changing.
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The first thing was,
she wouldn't marry me.
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Hmm?
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[SIGHS] Will you stop with that?
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You know I don't believe in marriage.
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- And the second thing...
- [SIGHS]
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She recently discovered crystal meth.
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[SNORTS]
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♪
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Hey, did I tell you what happened when I
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was eating in the shitty diner on Maple?
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The shitty one, not the one
with the claw machine.
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By the way, did you see that somebody
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finally got that SpongeBob
plushie out of that thing?
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I mean, that is $10 in quarters
I am never getting back.
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Anyway, did I tell you what
happened when I was eating
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in that shitty diner on Maple,
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the shitty one, not the one
with the claw machine?
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Man, did the powder in
that baggie make her talk.
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But with all the weed I smoke,
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who was I to calculate
someone's drug use?
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Although, lately, it's
been worse than usual.
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Last week, she got fired from
her job as a cocktail waitress
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for stealing credit cards
to trade for drugs.
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[SNORTING]
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♪
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Hey, baby.
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How about this for an idea
for a cartoon TV show?
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A dog marries a squirrel, right?
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And the whole thing is narrated
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by a gay Popsicle.
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So, I decided I needed to do something
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before things got worse.
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Plus, I was still holing out
hope we'd get married one day
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and, well, I don't know if you've seen
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what meth does to a person's teeth, but
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I'd hate for her to lose
that cute smile of hers.
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So I suggested we go on
a real camping trip.
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I even borrowed my uncle's jet skis
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so we could ride 'em in the river.
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And I knew she couldn't score
drugs way up in the mountains,
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so I was hoping that
if she ran out of meth,
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I'd get my old Marla back.
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♪
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[EXHALES DEEPLY, SNORTS]
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Jelly beans!
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Oh, want me some jelly beans!
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What up, Lady Fuzz?
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[MUZAK PLAYING OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
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[SNEAKERS SQUEAKING]
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[SHOES SQUEAKING]
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- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey.
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- What you got there?
- Oh, this?
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Oh, just a little over the
counter dimethyl ether.
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It's good removal of warts.
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Uh,
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- I have a particularly stubborn case...
- Never mind, never mind.
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Forget I... That was just
supposed to be small talk.
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I thought it was shampoo,
and I had a joke ready.
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- Ah.
- Look, um,
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I had a good time at
that party the other night.
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I gave you my number...
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Sure, no, I had fun, too.
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It's just, you know, I'm not
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officially divorced yet, so...
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Uh, sour or classic?
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MARLA: Tommy!
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have brought it up.
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If you want to call, you'll call.
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- Or you won't. Whatever, I don't care.
- MARLA: Tommy!
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It's just that I told my
mom I gave you my number,
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and now she keeps
texting me to see if you...
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You know, she's crazy. Not me, I
didn't get that gene, but she's just
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- obsesses over every little...
- Tommy!
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You know when is said that
I didn't care if you called,
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it doesn't mean that I don't
want you to call, all right,
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- Tommy!
- I just don't want you to think,
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and it's probably not
the right choice of...
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I feel like I've been
talking a really long time.
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Well, I-I-I... I'm sure that I'll call.
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It's just like I said, it's
complicated right now,
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and I-I-I just need a little time to....
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I'm... I'm sure I will call.
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Probably, I think. Uh, uh...
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[MUZAK CONTINUES PLAYING]
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[SIGHS]
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Tommy!
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- Tommy!
- Yeah.
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[LAUGHS]
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Look!
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Look at these cabins they got up here.
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We should rent one.
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I don't want to sleep in the El Camino.
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I don't have a lot of cash.
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We don't need cash, baby.
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I still got all these
stolen credit cards, okay?
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You gotta do it, though, 'cause
they all got boys names on them.
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I'll meet you in the car, okay?
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Uh, but I already got two strikes.
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Don't be a pussy.
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♪
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Froggy Cottage looks nice.
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That one's not available.
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Someone broke in and
busted the downstairs toilet.
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Do you want to put this on pause?
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No, I'll do-Si-do my way
back in when I'm done.
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That's square dancing.
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Totally different animal.
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That's why you need to pay attention.
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I guess I'll take Owl's Retreat.
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Great.
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I'll just need a credit card
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and need to write your name
and number in my book.
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The problem was I was very white
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and the bar Marla used to
work at was very Mexican.
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When are you gonna get that
toilet fixed in Froggy Cottage?
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We losing money with that
thing just sitting there vacant.
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Well, I called Steve,
but he's in Grantsville,
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testifying at his nephew's murder trail.
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With that stutter,
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he gonna be on that stand for
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m-m-m-m-months.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Here you go.
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Till you get that toilet fixed...
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That cabin is just sitting there vacant.
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Vacant cabin does us no good.
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Home, sweet home.
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Since we broke into your
cabin in the middle of the night,
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there wasn't much to do but go to sleep.
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And thanks to the mountain atmosphere,
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I slept halfway through the next day.
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I wish I could say the same about Marla.
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[SNORTS]
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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♪
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Oh, baby!
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Check this shit out.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's an owl.
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Uh, I don't see an owl.
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Oh, trust me.
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It's an owl.
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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[CLACK, WHIZ]
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- [GRUNTS]
- Okay, so why "probably"?
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Excuse me?
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You said you'd probably call,
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- maybe, you think.
- Mm.
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It's just that, look,
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we are both too old
to play games. [SIGHS]
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Not that I'm calling you old.
I mean, I know you're
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older than me, because
I ran your plates.
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- Ah!
- That's not what I'm...
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This went a lot better in
the bathroom at Arby's.
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I was practicing in front of the mirror.
And it's actually kind of
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funny, this woman walked in...
That... it doesn't matter.
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Look, I like you.
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Okay, and it obviously makes me
nervous and sound like a lunatic,
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but I like you.
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Warts and all.
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Well, it's only one wart.
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- It's just a really big one.
- That's okay,
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- I really don't need to... where is it?
- It's on my heel.
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Oh, okay, well, that's
actually not so...
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What's with the crossbow?
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Well, I'm trying to get good
at it to impress my son.
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Been looking at me different
ever since the separation,
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and I think he knows it's my fault.
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Oh.
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What'd you do? Cheat?
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Yeah.
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I mean, kind of.
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Sort of.
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[STAMMERING]
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You know...
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[WHISPERING] Get down!
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I think we need to stay
below the windows.
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Okay, baby.
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And I'm gonna make you some breakfast.
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I found some old Chinese
food in the fridge.
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Cool. Okay.
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I'm gonna grab my
toothbrush and go upstairs
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and use the bathroom.
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Ooh. Tommy?
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Yeah, baby?
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Thanks for taking me on vacation.
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Anytime, sweetie.
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The longer that Marla
had access to meth,
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the longer it was gonna
take for her to detoxification.
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So, I took matters into my own hands.
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Okay, I'm confused.
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Just back this up a little bit.
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- When exactly did all this happen?
- Oh...
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About six months ago.
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My wife and I had been fighting a lot,
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but I was also really unhappy at work.
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There was this new timecard system that,
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to this day, it still
doesn't make sense.
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The point is I wasn't sure
if it was my marriage
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that was making me miserable
or the stress of my job
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that was making my marriage miserable.
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So you opened a Tinder account.
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Yeah, but not for sex.
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This is gonna sound crazy.
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I thought if I went on a
date and it made me happy,
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I was in a bad marriage.
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If I went on a date and
I was still unhappy,
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maybe the marriage wasn't the problem.
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- So which was it?
- Never found out.
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My wife's friend saw my profile
online and ratted me out.
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Now, according to my brother,
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my wife has a Tinder account of her own,
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complete with pictures
from our honeymoon.
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Apparently, she's in a bikini.
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I'm in the background, cleaning
guacamole off my shirt.
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You haven't looked at it?
255
00:10:14,945 --> 00:10:17,378
No, it would just make me too angry.
256
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,471
I still hope I can fix things.
257
00:10:19,473 --> 00:10:21,206
I mean, I have to try, right?
258
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,041
This whole thing was my fault.
259
00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:24,787
I owe it to my kid.
260
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,266
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
261
00:10:28,488 --> 00:10:30,356
_
262
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,467
[SIGHS]
263
00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:32,984
- _
- [TOUCHSCREEN CLICKING]
264
00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:34,216
[BLOOPS]
265
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,035
- _
- [CHIMES]
266
00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,191
- _
- [CLICKING RESUMES]
267
00:10:40,197 --> 00:10:41,586
[BLOOPS]
268
00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:49,349
[SIGHS] Where is my crystal?
269
00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:50,851
[DOOR OPENS]
270
00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:54,477
Start putting some of
those timers on the lights.
271
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,112
Hopefully, that'll stop people
272
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:59,038
from busting in here
and breaking things.
273
00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:02,263
I think this toilet is
274
00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:03,998
still leaking a little bit.
275
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,294
I'm-a go outside and
276
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,087
shut all the water off.
277
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,560
Okay.
278
00:11:18,617 --> 00:11:21,562
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
279
00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:22,832
[RING]
280
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:24,721
- Hello?
- [BED CREAKS]
281
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,510
Oh, yeah, Tickles, I know who this is.
282
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,075
[SIGHS]
283
00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:31,648
Well, I don't care if
you have somebody else.
284
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,516
I don't know if I'm-a do this again.
285
00:11:33,522 --> 00:11:36,360
The people you rented one of
the cabins to broke the toilet.
286
00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:37,754
Whoa!
287
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,844
I don't know what a cock-smoocher is,
288
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,424
but there's no need for name-calling.
289
00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:43,813
You kiss your mama with that mouth?
290
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,899
Uh-huh.
291
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,428
So where would I...
292
00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:48,432
But if you let me...
293
00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:53,097
I know, I just...
294
00:11:53,572 --> 00:11:55,545
Well, okay, I'm sorry, okay?
295
00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:58,675
I didn't... I didn't... I didn't
know that about your mother.
296
00:11:58,854 --> 00:12:01,286
Mesothelioma sounds quite serious.
297
00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,036
I've seen the commercials during
298
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:04,859
"Price Is Right." Oh,
look, look, look, look.
299
00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:07,555
I'm just saying that when
you blackmail somebody
300
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,694
and make them give you
the keys to their cabins,
301
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,529
it would be nice if you could rent them
302
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,029
- to people that don't break things.
- VIVIAN: Oh. Wilfrid!
303
00:12:15,515 --> 00:12:18,140
I hurt my wrist shutting off the water.
304
00:12:18,225 --> 00:12:20,314
Oh, uh, coming!
305
00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,056
Oh, I am so sorry.
306
00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:24,505
This... This shouldn't
have ever happened.
307
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,145
I just hope this doesn't
keep us from line dancing.
308
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,885
There's a surprising amount
of upper body moves.
309
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:31,867
- [CHUCKLES]
- [ENGINE STARTS]
310
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,592
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
311
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,460
[WHISPERING] Come on, Tommy, it's dark.
312
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,862
We could just sneak out.
313
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,316
Let's just give it a
couple more hours, okay?
314
00:12:46,322 --> 00:12:48,121
- Maybe you'll start to feel better.
- Oh, you know
315
00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:50,594
I can't be locked up
with no meth, Tommy.
316
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,615
I would have never even
made it through jury duty
317
00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:55,056
if you hadn't have been throwing
shit up to my hotel window.
318
00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:56,330
[SWITCH CLICKS]
319
00:12:56,336 --> 00:12:57,745
Oh, God.
320
00:12:57,751 --> 00:13:00,282
[LOWERED VOICE] Hey, what
if we get your mind off it?
321
00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:02,221
Hey, how about we watch
some Rick Dees online?
322
00:13:02,227 --> 00:13:04,628
I don't want to watch Rick Dees, okay?
323
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,426
- I want to score.
- Oh, come on, you love
324
00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:07,793
watching Rick Dees. It brings back
325
00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:09,437
happy memories from your childhood.
326
00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:10,775
Does it?
327
00:13:10,781 --> 00:13:12,562
- Does it, Tommy?
- Yeah.
328
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,335
Do you know what time Rick Dees came on?
329
00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,177
At 11:30 at night.
330
00:13:18,773 --> 00:13:20,661
You know how old I was?
331
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:22,788
I was 3,
332
00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:24,240
because my mom
333
00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:26,790
would go out, and she would
leave me home alone at night.
334
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:29,923
I would wake up in the middle
of the night, terrified,
335
00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:32,192
and I would turn on the TV for comfort.
336
00:13:32,194 --> 00:13:34,085
How's that sound to you, huh?
337
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:36,827
Does that sound like a
happy memory to you?
338
00:13:38,638 --> 00:13:40,871
Bitch would just leave me there.
339
00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:44,070
Night after night, she'd
just leave me there.
340
00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:45,514
Oh, my God.
341
00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:46,851
[SIGHS]
342
00:13:46,857 --> 00:13:50,346
Without the drugs, you're
experiencing real emotions again!
343
00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:51,925
I've seen this on a reality show.
344
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,649
A dental hygienist quit heroin,
345
00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:56,728
and then punched a pony-tailed
cousin in the dick for molesting her.
346
00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:59,201
Baby, this is really good!
347
00:13:59,483 --> 00:14:02,266
- I'm... feeling stuff.
- You're feeling things!
348
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,466
Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you.
349
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:06,834
Oh, my God, I knew you could do it.
I knew it.
350
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,410
I just knew that you'd
get back to your old self
351
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,216
if you just took a
break from that stuff.
352
00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:12,555
Oh.
353
00:14:12,674 --> 00:14:14,507
That's why I flushed it down the toilet.
354
00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:16,610
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
355
00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:19,533
You flushed my crystal?
356
00:14:19,981 --> 00:14:22,749
Yeah, I knew that if you
could just step away from it
357
00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:24,984
for a minute, then, you know,
358
00:14:24,986 --> 00:14:27,201
you'd get back to who you really Ar...
359
00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:28,451
[GRUNTS]
360
00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:30,857
I am gonna kill you!
361
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:33,482
You son of a bitch!
362
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:34,696
Shh!
363
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:38,912
[GRUNTING]
364
00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:47,850
- [GRUNTING]
- ♪ Tommy was a hasher from the valley ♪
365
00:14:47,856 --> 00:14:51,569
♪ He was as burnt out as
a building from the riots ♪
366
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:55,839
♪ He had a rockin' little
girlfriend name Marla ♪
367
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:59,861
♪ She was a cocktail
waitress at the pit ♪
368
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:06,452
♪ But sometimes on the
weekends they'd ride jet skis ♪
369
00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:10,000
♪ And they'd take a little
trailer to the river ♪
370
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:14,938
♪ Then bring along a TV
to watch Rick Dees ♪
371
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,834
♪ They smoked dope and snorted crystal ♪
372
00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:20,245
♪ Meth ♪
373
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,543
Marla! Remember you love me!
374
00:15:22,549 --> 00:15:24,458
I love my meth, too!
375
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,855
Maybe you should be together.
376
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:31,492
♪ And Marla was as
skinny as a fence post ♪
377
00:15:31,494 --> 00:15:34,562
♪ And the powder in the
baggie made her talk ♪
378
00:15:34,564 --> 00:15:36,197
[MUFFLED YELLING]
379
00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:39,710
♪ Sometimes she combed her
hair like "Charlie's Angels" ♪
380
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:43,137
♪ Sometimes she looked
as weird as Mr. Spock ♪
381
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,157
[GASPS]
382
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:47,039
You didn't flush all of it.
383
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:49,977
I kept a little for myself in case
I got tired on the drive home.
384
00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:51,492
[SCREAMS]
385
00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:52,794
You dick!
386
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,200
[GROWLS]
387
00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:58,162
♪ They'd ride his motorcycles
in the sand dunes ♪
388
00:15:58,928 --> 00:16:02,412
♪ They smoked dope and snorted crystal ♪
389
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,684
- ♪ Meth ♪
- Aah!
390
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:05,732
Come on!
391
00:16:05,738 --> 00:16:08,503
[GRUNTING]
392
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,042
You shit!
393
00:16:10,048 --> 00:16:12,349
[GRUNTING]
394
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:13,902
Come on!
395
00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:16,435
No! No!
396
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:17,888
[GROWLS] [THUD]
397
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,122
[OWL HOOTING IN DISTANCE,
FLAMES CRACKLING]
398
00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:23,282
You gotta look at your
wife's Tinder account.
399
00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:24,687
What?
400
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,932
You've gotta look at your
wife's Tinder account.
401
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:29,491
No, I said I didn't want...
I'm not ready.
402
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:31,165
Why are you looking at
my wife's Tinder account?
403
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,767
I'm a cop. I like to investigate things.
404
00:16:32,769 --> 00:16:34,634
And, to be honest, I wanted
to see what she looked like
405
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,480
in a bikini to see how I measured up.
406
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:39,828
And I've got bigger boobs, but she's
got me beat ass to knees. Read it.
407
00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:43,337
[ANIMAL HOWLING, DOG
BARKING IN DISTANCE]
408
00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:44,542
[SIGHS] Okay.
409
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:46,281
"Looking for fun and adventure,
410
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,421
"preferably with someone
who doesn't work
411
00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:49,859
"late hours in the medical field."
412
00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:52,032
Well, that seems fairly
targeted at me, whatever.
413
00:16:52,038 --> 00:16:53,705
"Someone who can wear flip-flips
414
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:55,177
"and isn't allergic to strawberries."
415
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,924
Like I can control any of that, Jessica!
416
00:16:58,027 --> 00:17:00,461
[THUD] See, this is why
I didn't want to do his.
417
00:17:00,463 --> 00:17:02,466
Read how she describes herself.
418
00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:04,329
She likes something called
419
00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:06,407
"Game of Thrones"?
420
00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:08,303
Uh, she loves watching football.
421
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:09,624
That's a lie.
422
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,875
Uh, the one thing she
still hopes to do in life
423
00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:13,608
is see Prince live in concert.
424
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:16,099
She hopes to one day
see Prince live in concert.
425
00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:17,437
Prince is dead!
426
00:17:17,443 --> 00:17:19,347
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
sound so happy about that.
427
00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:21,115
I was actually really devastated.
428
00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:23,217
The point is she wrote this
profile before he died.
429
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:24,752
- That was like a year ago.
- I know,
430
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:26,420
you said you went on
Tinder six months ago.
431
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,256
- So she was on Tinder before I was.
- Yep,
432
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:31,031
her friend didn't find
your profile. She did.
433
00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:32,221
Holy shit!
434
00:17:32,227 --> 00:17:33,978
She wanted out of this
marriage before I did!
435
00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:35,713
- It's not my fault!
- It's not your fault!
436
00:17:35,719 --> 00:17:37,231
You want to go out to
dinner with me sometime?
437
00:17:37,237 --> 00:17:39,443
You bet your ass I do,
you hot little policewoman.
438
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,937
[LOUD CLANGING]
439
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:44,310
[BOTH SCREAMING]
440
00:17:44,316 --> 00:17:45,749
[THUD]
441
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:50,717
Oh, shit.
442
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,640
♪
443
00:17:57,795 --> 00:17:59,227
[GROWLS SOFTLY]
444
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,440
[GRUNTING]
445
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:02,812
[OWL HOOTING]
446
00:18:02,818 --> 00:18:04,667
Must have been a bear.
447
00:18:04,673 --> 00:18:06,139
[GROWLING]
448
00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:16,743
[SNIFFING]
449
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:19,468
[ROARS]
450
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:21,582
That's not good.
451
00:18:22,484 --> 00:18:27,095
[PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
452
00:18:27,101 --> 00:18:28,957
[GASPS]
453
00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:30,396
[LOUD CLATTER]
454
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,886
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
455
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:38,459
What would make a bear act like that?
456
00:18:39,062 --> 00:18:40,461
Honey.
457
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,305
Pick-a-nick basket.
458
00:18:42,307 --> 00:18:44,774
That's all I know about bears.
459
00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:48,489
Later, Marla thanked me
for flushing her drugs.
460
00:18:48,491 --> 00:18:51,125
She said that it really showed
that I cared about her.
461
00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:53,661
And the fact that I was willing
to take a beating from her
462
00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:56,041
and stand by her side while
a bear could have killed us
463
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,781
made her feel protected for
the first time in her life.
464
00:18:58,816 --> 00:19:01,250
I feel so alive and I'm not even high.
465
00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:02,922
Oh. It's pretty wild.
466
00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:04,399
Pretty wild.
467
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,846
[PANTING]
468
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:08,939
Marry me.
469
00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:10,527
[GASPS]
470
00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:12,253
I thought you didn't
believe in marriage.
471
00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,454
I don't.
472
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,199
- I believe in you.
- Oh. [EXHALES DEEPLY]
473
00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:18,769
[GRUNTS]
474
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,531
So anyway, I just can't tell you
475
00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:22,672
how happy we were to
break into your cabin.
476
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:24,766
We really needed a vacation.
477
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,936
Marla didn't want to turn on the vacuum
478
00:19:26,942 --> 00:19:28,603
and make a lot of noise,
so she crawled around
479
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,308
for an hour or so and picked up about
480
00:19:30,314 --> 00:19:32,708
two or three pocketfuls
of dirt off the floor.
481
00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:36,215
We never figured out how
to turn the water back on,
482
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,050
so we had to poop in a plastic bag.
483
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,686
But we took it with us.
484
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,420
We're not animals.
485
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:45,260
♪
486
00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:52,842
♪ Nobody's gonna love you like I do ♪
487
00:19:52,874 --> 00:19:54,240
♪ You can count on that, honey ♪
488
00:19:54,242 --> 00:19:58,411
♪ Nobody's gonna love you like I do ♪
489
00:19:58,413 --> 00:19:59,779
♪ Oh, isn't that funny? ♪
490
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,015
♪ So what you gonna do without me? ♪
491
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:05,351
♪ Are you going to settle down? ♪
492
00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:08,955
♪ Ain't nobody like me's
gonna come around ♪
493
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,080
- _
- [TOUCHSCREEN CLICKING]
494
00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:19,199
- _
- [BLOOP, CHIME]
495
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:22,302
♪ I won't give back my lovin' ♪
496
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:27,863
♪ And I wouldn't take
it if you asked me to ♪
497
00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:32,545
♪ But you'll get a pretty penny ♪
498
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,859
♪ You'll trade it in for something new ♪
499
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,788
♪ Oh... ♪
500
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,423
What's the name of this
place we're going to?
501
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:45,120
Froggy Cottage.
502
00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:48,492
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- Oh.
503
00:20:48,597 --> 00:20:51,531
This is gonna be a long weekend.
504
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,398
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