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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,865 --> 00:00:05,166 What-what are you doing? 2 00:00:05,447 --> 00:00:08,028 The light is red so I came to a stop. 3 00:00:08,255 --> 00:00:11,536 You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. 4 00:00:11,604 --> 00:00:13,778 You don't have to obey traffic laws. 5 00:00:15,151 --> 00:00:16,919 I know I don't have to. 6 00:00:17,056 --> 00:00:19,270 The fun is choosing to. 7 00:00:21,575 --> 00:00:24,302 Hey. Missed you guys at the faculty mixer. 8 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:27,618 Ah, you should have been there; dessert was bananas. 9 00:00:27,941 --> 00:00:29,903 Sorry, that was misleading. The dessert was pie, 10 00:00:29,971 --> 00:00:31,864 but the pie was bananas. 11 00:00:32,393 --> 00:00:33,919 Actually, the pie was cherry, 12 00:00:33,995 --> 00:00:37,763 but the taste of the pie was... bananas. 13 00:00:39,537 --> 00:00:43,525 Those mixers are such a waste of university money. 14 00:00:43,593 --> 00:00:44,898 If they spent less money 15 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:47,533 on frivolous nonsense and more money on science, 16 00:00:47,601 --> 00:00:48,867 we'd all be better off. 17 00:00:48,935 --> 00:00:50,734 You're a theoretical physicist. 18 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:53,312 What more do you need than an office and a whiteboard? 19 00:00:53,492 --> 00:00:56,626 Someday, my new formulas on entropy decrease 20 00:00:56,694 --> 00:00:59,094 due to quantum decoherence will need to be tested 21 00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:00,755 and that will require funding. 22 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:02,763 Your theories are pretty abstract. 23 00:01:02,831 --> 00:01:03,950 I wouldn't even know how to 24 00:01:04,018 --> 00:01:06,057 design an experiment to prove them. 25 00:01:06,516 --> 00:01:09,284 Says the experimental physicist. 26 00:01:10,484 --> 00:01:12,717 Well, I know a place the university can make some cuts. 27 00:01:12,785 --> 00:01:14,294 Bye, Leonard. 28 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:16,717 One second, one second. He's got a point. 29 00:01:16,784 --> 00:01:18,922 In order to corroborate your string theory research, 30 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:20,372 you'd have to create a black hole. 31 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,173 Wouldn't that destroy the Earth? 32 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:26,489 Perhaps, but we'd all go to the grave knowing I was right. 33 00:01:28,072 --> 00:01:29,458 I guess you could create 34 00:01:29,526 --> 00:01:31,959 a contained microscopic black hole. 35 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:34,903 Huh. Interesting. 36 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:37,645 You, welcome back, Leonard. 37 00:01:38,069 --> 00:01:40,021 Sorry, you're out. 38 00:01:40,664 --> 00:01:41,855 What did I do? 39 00:01:42,028 --> 00:01:43,489 Exactly. 40 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:48,684 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 41 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,728 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 42 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:53,896 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 43 00:01:53,964 --> 00:01:56,872 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 44 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,765 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 45 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:01,650 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 46 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:03,763 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 47 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:05,700 ♪ Bang!*THE BIG BANG THEORY* Season 11 Episode 22 48 00:02:05,768 --> 00:02:07,927 *THE BIG BANG THEORY* Episode Title: "The Monetary Insufficiency" 49 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,919 Ooh, this one's pretty. 50 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,820 Mm. My mother wouldn't approve; 51 00:02:14,888 --> 00:02:16,872 shows too much clavicle. 52 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,981 She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat." 53 00:02:20,903 --> 00:02:22,078 I can't wait to get drunk 54 00:02:22,146 --> 00:02:24,435 and pick a fight with her at your wedding. 55 00:02:25,825 --> 00:02:28,294 It's just so hard to tell what will look good on me. 56 00:02:28,403 --> 00:02:30,002 No. This is just to give you ideas. 57 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:32,310 You know, do-do you want something simple and elegant? 58 00:02:32,396 --> 00:02:33,544 I mean, do you want a train? 59 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,130 Ooh, we're talking about trains. 60 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,099 Not the kind of trains you like. 61 00:02:38,183 --> 00:02:40,989 Oh, I like all kinds of trains... steam, diesel, 62 00:02:41,089 --> 00:02:42,857 coal, elevated, bullet. 63 00:02:42,925 --> 00:02:45,708 I defy you to name a train that I don't like. 64 00:02:45,864 --> 00:02:47,607 The kind on the back of a wedding dress? 65 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:50,403 I did not see that coming. Good job. 66 00:02:51,286 --> 00:02:53,219 But while we're on the subject of fashion, 67 00:02:53,287 --> 00:02:55,968 I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow. 68 00:02:56,036 --> 00:02:57,096 What should I wear? 69 00:02:57,164 --> 00:02:59,232 Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra I can loan you 70 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,300 that always gets me free drinks. 71 00:03:02,123 --> 00:03:03,789 How much money are you asking for? 72 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:06,130 $500 million. 73 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:09,302 Then I'd go no bra. 74 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:12,845 What do you need that kind of money for? 75 00:03:12,966 --> 00:03:15,580 I have figured out an experimental design 76 00:03:15,648 --> 00:03:18,380 that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory. 77 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,874 I just need 2,148 high-power lasers 78 00:03:21,942 --> 00:03:25,090 to compress 20 micrograms of gold into a small enough volume 79 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,817 to make a microscopic black hole. 80 00:03:29,993 --> 00:03:31,063 Just nod. 81 00:03:31,131 --> 00:03:32,505 Mmm. 82 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:35,567 Sheldon, they're not gonna give you half a billion dollars. 83 00:03:35,676 --> 00:03:37,395 I mean, they won't even give me that much 84 00:03:37,463 --> 00:03:41,262 and I keep promising I can make people's brains "grow younger." 85 00:03:42,676 --> 00:03:43,775 Can you? 86 00:03:43,843 --> 00:03:46,192 No. Shh. 87 00:03:47,415 --> 00:03:50,460 But I need it. It's the only way to settle the contradictions 88 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:52,591 between gravity and quantum mechanics. 89 00:03:52,659 --> 00:03:55,520 Well, it's too much money, you can't ask for that all at once. 90 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,335 Well, what if I ask for it in six easy installments 91 00:03:58,403 --> 00:04:02,926 of $83,333,333.33? 92 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,958 Okay. What if you asked for $20 million? 93 00:04:06,026 --> 00:04:07,882 I'm sorry, I'm trying to do science, 94 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:10,661 not hire Lady Gaga to come to my birthday. 95 00:04:13,317 --> 00:04:15,583 Do you even know who Lady Gaga is? 96 00:04:15,762 --> 00:04:18,434 Presumably, the wife of Lord Gaga. 97 00:04:21,489 --> 00:04:23,809 Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point. 98 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,249 Sometimes when you want something big from someone, 99 00:04:26,317 --> 00:04:28,823 you-you got to be careful not to scare them away, you know? 100 00:04:28,922 --> 00:04:32,434 You got to start small and-and build up slowly, 101 00:04:32,503 --> 00:04:36,130 even if it takes eight years. 102 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,333 Eight long years. 103 00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:46,333 That's oddly specific. 104 00:04:47,505 --> 00:04:49,059 Have you ever done that? 105 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:50,919 Nope. 106 00:04:58,348 --> 00:05:01,161 So with this level of high-power laser array, 107 00:05:01,255 --> 00:05:02,520 we would actually be able 108 00:05:02,588 --> 00:05:04,934 to solve the black hole information paradox 109 00:05:05,002 --> 00:05:06,068 once and for all. 110 00:05:06,136 --> 00:05:08,993 That's impressive, and how much funding were you looking for? 111 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,695 $20 million. 112 00:05:10,763 --> 00:05:11,857 Really? 113 00:05:11,965 --> 00:05:14,364 You think you can build that for $20 million? 114 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:15,981 Not a chance. 115 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:19,505 I'm sorry, then why are you asking me for it? 116 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:22,246 Because once you've spent $20 million, 117 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:25,225 you're much more likely to give me an additional 50. 118 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:27,819 So actually, what you're saying is with $70 million, 119 00:05:27,887 --> 00:05:29,084 you can build this. 120 00:05:29,152 --> 00:05:31,941 I can see why you'd think that, but no. 121 00:05:32,621 --> 00:05:34,365 You can't go to the board of trustees 122 00:05:34,449 --> 00:05:36,967 and say you gave Sheldon Cooper $70 million 123 00:05:37,035 --> 00:05:38,101 and have nothing to show for it. 124 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:39,787 No. The only way you'd be able 125 00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:42,012 to save face is to double down. 126 00:05:42,105 --> 00:05:43,152 So 140? 127 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:45,613 And then double again. 128 00:05:46,066 --> 00:05:47,163 280? 129 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:50,801 And then... good news... Not quite double again. 130 00:05:51,949 --> 00:05:53,539 So, uh, what do you say? 131 00:05:53,607 --> 00:05:54,980 We have a deal? 132 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:57,571 He said no? 133 00:05:57,653 --> 00:05:59,871 No. That's only a two letter word. 134 00:05:59,946 --> 00:06:01,730 You're gonna have to double down. 135 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,410 Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this sort of thing happens. 136 00:06:06,478 --> 00:06:08,215 Higgs had to wait almost 50 years 137 00:06:08,283 --> 00:06:10,983 before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory. 138 00:06:11,057 --> 00:06:12,621 50 years? 139 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,816 But I want to play with it now. 140 00:06:15,769 --> 00:06:17,063 You just have to wait for science 141 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:19,398 to catch up or technology to get cheaper. 142 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,300 Think about, uh, DVD players... 143 00:06:21,368 --> 00:06:23,035 They used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, 144 00:06:23,102 --> 00:06:26,472 but just the other day I used one to smash a bug. 145 00:06:28,129 --> 00:06:30,097 Yeah, you-you just have to be patient. 146 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:32,031 But what if while I'm being patient, 147 00:06:32,145 --> 00:06:33,863 someone more relentless than me 148 00:06:33,931 --> 00:06:36,498 badgers their university into giving them money? 149 00:06:36,769 --> 00:06:38,701 If there's someone more relentless than you, 150 00:06:38,769 --> 00:06:40,512 I'd like to meet them. 151 00:06:41,699 --> 00:06:43,433 I would not. 152 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:47,012 I'm not waiting for the university to come around. 153 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:49,074 I'll find another way to raise the money. 154 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,538 Ooh, if it's one of those booths where we can throw a pie at you, 155 00:06:51,605 --> 00:06:53,816 I'm in for, like, 20 bucks. 156 00:06:54,609 --> 00:06:57,058 40 bucks if I can throw a DVD player. 157 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:02,668 Would you like some champagne? 158 00:07:02,736 --> 00:07:04,340 - Oh, thank you. - Thanks. 159 00:07:04,407 --> 00:07:05,410 Sure. 160 00:07:05,683 --> 00:07:06,873 This is nice. 161 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:09,785 What? Helping Amy find a dress or day drinking? 162 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:12,660 It's just nice, okay? 163 00:07:14,182 --> 00:07:15,547 What do you think? 164 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:17,623 Amy, oh, my God. 165 00:07:17,691 --> 00:07:20,592 - You look so beautiful. - I feel beautiful. 166 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:22,361 And look: both clavicles. 167 00:07:22,429 --> 00:07:24,028 Take that, Mom. 168 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:26,746 You know what they say: 169 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,699 if you got 'em, flaunt 'em. 170 00:07:29,418 --> 00:07:32,777 Is it possible that the very first dress is the dress? 171 00:07:32,845 --> 00:07:33,870 Oh, don't be silly. 172 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:35,808 You can't buy the first dress you try on. 173 00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:38,347 That'd be like marrying the first guy that you... 174 00:07:40,222 --> 00:07:43,957 You can't buy the first dress you try on. 175 00:07:45,371 --> 00:07:47,076 Little finger sandwiches, too. 176 00:07:47,144 --> 00:07:49,074 - This place is amazing. - Interesting thing 177 00:07:49,142 --> 00:07:51,328 about finger sandwiches: you put enough of them together, 178 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:53,162 you got a sandwich. 179 00:07:54,694 --> 00:07:56,551 Uh, guys, we have a problem. 180 00:07:56,696 --> 00:07:58,144 - Are you okay? - What's wrong? 181 00:07:58,246 --> 00:08:00,504 I look amazing in all of these dresses! 182 00:08:01,301 --> 00:08:02,740 Wow. Look at your waist. 183 00:08:02,808 --> 00:08:04,308 Where you been hiding that thing? 184 00:08:05,597 --> 00:08:08,006 Bernadette, stop. 185 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:10,581 Penny, you say something nice now. 186 00:08:12,004 --> 00:08:13,966 Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, 187 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:15,926 he's gonna want to methodically take it off, 188 00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:18,516 fold it up, carefully place it in a storage box, 189 00:08:18,605 --> 00:08:21,035 label it, and then ravish you. 190 00:08:21,641 --> 00:08:22,863 Should I try on some more? 191 00:08:22,995 --> 00:08:25,124 - Are you having fun? - Am I having fun being beautiful? 192 00:08:25,191 --> 00:08:26,604 Of course I am! 193 00:08:26,894 --> 00:08:28,465 Great. Keep going. 194 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,707 This is it. 195 00:08:30,775 --> 00:08:32,574 This is the one. 196 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,168 Do you love it? 197 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:44,105 Do you? 198 00:08:45,097 --> 00:08:46,621 I do. 199 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:49,402 Wow. 200 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,558 Also, wow. 201 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,403 - Hello, Leonard. - Hi. 202 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:00,759 Are you doing anything? 203 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:03,058 No. I'm just sitting here at my desk 204 00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:05,410 typing on my computer for nothing. 205 00:09:06,262 --> 00:09:08,691 That was my guess, but I didn't want to assume. 206 00:09:09,354 --> 00:09:12,551 Can you help me shoot my Kickstarter video? 207 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,407 Do you really think people are gonna give you 208 00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:15,940 half a billion dollars? 209 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:18,808 Of course not, but if I can raise enough seed money 210 00:09:18,876 --> 00:09:20,613 to show that I'm serious, I should be able 211 00:09:20,699 --> 00:09:22,371 to attract some major investors. 212 00:09:22,439 --> 00:09:26,152 And look at the cool incentives I'm offering. 213 00:09:26,688 --> 00:09:29,623 "For $50,000, I will examine your diet 214 00:09:29,691 --> 00:09:32,902 and create a customized bathroom schedule." 215 00:09:34,694 --> 00:09:37,691 That's fitting... 50 grand down the toilet. 216 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:39,168 Well, how about this? 217 00:09:39,236 --> 00:09:41,722 For $100,000, I will design the flag 218 00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:43,207 of your house or apartment. 219 00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:45,275 And for $1 million, 220 00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:48,457 I will come over and tell you what's wrong with you. 221 00:09:50,105 --> 00:09:53,441 Aw, and all these years, I've been getting that for free. 222 00:09:54,988 --> 00:09:56,581 Don't be smug, Leonard. 223 00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:58,716 That's one of the things that's wrong with you. 224 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:03,355 Well, that was a successful trip. 225 00:10:03,527 --> 00:10:04,527 Yes. 226 00:10:04,644 --> 00:10:06,785 Amy found a dress that she liked. 227 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:08,574 She sure did. 228 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:10,775 She found 229 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,832 a dress that looked like... 230 00:10:13,222 --> 00:10:15,387 like it made her happy. 231 00:10:16,535 --> 00:10:18,069 She-she did look happy. 232 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:20,972 I mean, her face was just glowing, so... 233 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,371 Yeah, we should make sure the photographer knows 234 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,510 to just really... get in there. 235 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:27,035 Mm. 236 00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:30,858 So we agree it's awful? 237 00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:34,121 That dress should be set on fire! 238 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:36,662 Should we say something? 239 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:37,922 No, we can't. 240 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,403 But don't you think she brought us with her 241 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,191 'cause she wants our honest opinion? 242 00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:43,418 No one wants that. 243 00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:45,066 I do. 244 00:10:45,152 --> 00:10:47,613 No, ya don't. 245 00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:49,372 I don't want her to look back 246 00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:51,339 and think she made some awful mistake. 247 00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:54,496 You mean like your dumb Cookie Monster tattoo? 248 00:10:55,496 --> 00:10:57,496 See? Was that fun? 249 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,936 Someone's gonna say something. 250 00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:02,514 It should be us now instead of everyone at her wedding. 251 00:11:02,847 --> 00:11:05,004 Okay, but as long as we do it gently. 252 00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:06,340 And together. 253 00:11:07,324 --> 00:11:08,786 Well, what about my dress? 254 00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:10,154 Don't you like it? 255 00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,152 - I don't. - It's beautiful. 256 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,832 Hey, Stuart, I'd like to sell some comic books. 257 00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,756 Oh. Well, I know all about that. 258 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,392 Step one is flunk out of art school. 259 00:11:32,574 --> 00:11:34,082 Well, why are you selling 'em? 260 00:11:34,182 --> 00:11:36,972 The university is refusing to fund my experiment, 261 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:39,394 so I need to raise money and do it on my own. 262 00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:40,584 Ah. How much do you need? 263 00:11:40,652 --> 00:11:44,285 For a start, I'm trying to raise $500,000. 264 00:11:45,301 --> 00:11:47,676 Well, I hope you have that rare Superman 265 00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:50,816 printed on the skin of actual Superman. 266 00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:53,201 I know you're making a joke, 267 00:11:53,269 --> 00:11:55,250 but I really do have some valuable issues in here. 268 00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,293 And this is just the first box of many. 269 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,613 All right, let's see what you got. 270 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:05,356 Huh. Is this a complete run of Todd McFarlane's Spawn? 271 00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,066 Yes. 272 00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,428 Ooh, look at this. 273 00:12:13,496 --> 00:12:16,433 Giant-Size X-Men number one, 274 00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,850 Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise. 275 00:12:18,918 --> 00:12:21,350 Yeah. I know what it is. I'm the one who bought it, 276 00:12:21,418 --> 00:12:22,770 bagged it, boarded it and taped it shut 277 00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:25,019 while wearing white cotton gloves. 278 00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:26,715 Okay, well, you know, 279 00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:29,426 I'm gonna have to open it to assess its condition. 280 00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,332 Just be gentle. 281 00:12:31,454 --> 00:12:34,535 It's never felt the touch of a man before. 282 00:12:36,418 --> 00:12:39,262 You don't seem like you really want to sell these. 283 00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:41,566 Of course I don't want to sell these. 284 00:12:41,652 --> 00:12:43,330 These are all important to me, 285 00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:45,097 but not as important as science, 286 00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:48,496 and if this is the sacrifice I need to make, then so be it. 287 00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:51,363 Okay. Uh, why don't you leave these here with me, 288 00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:52,996 and I'll-I'll price 'em out for you. 289 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,613 Is it okay if I stand here and watch? 290 00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:57,526 Sure. 291 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,402 If anyone asks, tell them I was brave. 292 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,058 Hey, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus. 293 00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,637 I know, right? That was crazy. 294 00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,035 Well... 295 00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:13,163 Do you know how that makes me look? 296 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,965 - Uh, that's an easy one... bad. - Well... 297 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,168 Why didn't you tell her that you didn't like the dress, either? 298 00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:19,788 I mean, what happened to our united front? 299 00:13:19,855 --> 00:13:23,191 I'm sorry. Is this your first day being a girl? 300 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,728 Ooh, did your mom pack your lunch? 301 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,504 Of course not. 302 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,812 Do you know how much it costs to pack a tuna fish sandwich 303 00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:39,629 in dry ice and overnight it from Texas? 304 00:13:40,239 --> 00:13:43,074 Well, I do, and my mother says it's too expensive. 305 00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:44,840 I like tuna fish. 306 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,730 Do you want it? I'll sell it to you for $5,000. 307 00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,490 How's the fundraising going? 308 00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:51,506 Oh, that depends. Raj, was that a "yes"? 309 00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:53,480 No. It's going badly. 310 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,715 How much have you raised? 311 00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:57,980 Well, with my Kickstarter campaign, 312 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,608 selling my collectibles, and the money in my bank account, 313 00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:02,512 about $65,000. 314 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:04,027 Wow. That's a lot. 315 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,379 Yeah, not enough. 316 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,615 It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage 317 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,043 to the almighty dollar. 318 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,453 Well, don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere. 319 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:13,821 - You really think so? - No, 320 00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:15,724 but it's good that he has a hobby. 321 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,941 You ever thought of going to Vegas? 322 00:14:18,635 --> 00:14:20,527 Can you be more specific? 323 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,480 Las Vegas? 324 00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:25,730 - Oh, you mean gambling. - Mm. 325 00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:27,769 Oh. Well, that's not the worst idea. 326 00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:30,951 Um, it is the worst idea, and I'm including the year 327 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:33,691 that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits. 328 00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:37,576 Ordinary people can't beat a casino, 329 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,170 but mathematicians and scientists, 330 00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:40,451 they do it all the time. 331 00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:41,621 Yeah, a group of students 332 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:45,379 from MIT took Las Vegas for millions, and that's MIT. 333 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,879 Howard went there. 334 00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:50,616 Come on, Sheldon. I'll give you a ride out 335 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,097 to the desert right now. 336 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:53,845 No one is going to Vegas. 337 00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:56,816 No, we weren't gonna make it to Vegas. 338 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,636 Hi. Do you have a minute? 339 00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:05,123 Depends. Is what I'm wearing okay, 340 00:15:05,191 --> 00:15:07,043 or should I go change first? 341 00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:09,410 Look, I'm sorry. 342 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,679 I never should have said I didn't like your dress. 343 00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:13,281 It's your wedding, and all that matters is 344 00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:14,855 that you feel beautiful. 345 00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:16,637 Thank you. 346 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,485 So, are... are we good? 347 00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:19,967 No, we're not good. 348 00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:21,608 You ruined my dress. 349 00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,660 Well, why? I just said you should wear it. 350 00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:26,360 Well, I can't wear it now. I mean, I know you hate it. 351 00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:28,028 That's all I'm gonna be thinking about. 352 00:15:28,152 --> 00:15:29,497 No, I don't hate it. 353 00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:32,133 I asked if you liked it, and you said no. 354 00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:34,801 There is a lot of room between "don't like" and "hate." 355 00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:38,676 You know, it's-it's where you find rice pudding and jazz. 356 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,652 Anyway, who cares what I think? 357 00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:44,935 I do. You're the-the coolest, 358 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,933 prettiest, best-dressed person in my life. 359 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,985 Okay, that would be flattering, 360 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:53,093 except I know all the people in your life. 361 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,822 Look, Amy, 362 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,068 I don't know what to say. I think I got stuck on the fact 363 00:15:58,135 --> 00:16:01,142 that it's not a dress I would choose, but it shouldn't be. 364 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,835 You know, it's your dress. 365 00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,133 I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard? 366 00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,710 Ew. 367 00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:11,108 Okay, a simple "no" would have been fine, but... 368 00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:13,607 you see my point. 369 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,603 That we're different people? 370 00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:18,275 Yes, and from now on, I am gonna remember 371 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:20,546 that this wedding is all about you. 372 00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:23,046 I appreciate that. 373 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,124 You're a good maid of honor. 374 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,952 It's Bernadette. Hello? 375 00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:32,624 I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry. 376 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:36,288 The truth is, I don't like the dress, either. 377 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,118 Are you kidding me? 378 00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:40,801 Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress? 379 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,127 Oh, she is the worst. 380 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,390 Anyone seen Sheldon? 381 00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:51,512 Last time I saw Sheldon was this morning. 382 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:54,343 Careful. Don't say his name a third time. 383 00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:58,093 You don't think he actually went to Las Vegas, do you? 384 00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,288 Five red. 385 00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:03,882 This is it. 386 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,116 - Is everything okay, sir? - Oh. Hi. 387 00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:08,376 It's better than okay. 388 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,142 I am a physicist, and I have been observing this wheel 389 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,757 for hours and running a chi-square analysis, 390 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,470 which is how I know that the ball is far more likely 391 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:19,056 to land on 32, 17 or five. 392 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,208 So if you could hold off on replacing this wheel, 393 00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:23,491 I'd like to make several large bets. 394 00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:27,311 Well, good for you. Pelican. 395 00:17:27,825 --> 00:17:29,061 What's pelican? 396 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,711 - Sir, would you come with us? - Oh, no. 397 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,970 I have to place my bet first. This is for science. 398 00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:37,291 - 17 black. - No! No! 399 00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:45,523 Oh, guess who's no longer allowed to set foot in...? 400 00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,612 Wow! 401 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,928 You look beautiful. 402 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,064 Really? 403 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,233 'Cause I was gonna return it. 404 00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,674 Why would you return it? 405 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:04,237 You look like a pile of swans. 406 00:18:07,764 --> 00:18:09,651 I'm so glad you like it... 407 00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:14,674 because... it's gonna be my wedding dress. 408 00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:17,955 I can't wait to marry you. 409 00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:23,924 Why do you smell like smoke? 410 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,595 I was in Vegas. 411 00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:28,966 Vegas? 412 00:18:29,221 --> 00:18:32,518 I'm sorry. Las Vegas. 30559

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