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What-what are you doing?
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The light is red
so I came to a stop.
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You're in a stolen cop car
with a dead hooker in the trunk.
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You don't have to
obey traffic laws.
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I know I don't have to.
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The fun is choosing to.
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Hey. Missed you guys
at the faculty mixer.
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Ah, you should have been there;
dessert was bananas.
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Sorry, that was misleading.
The dessert was pie,
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but the pie was bananas.
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Actually, the pie was cherry,
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but the taste
of the pie was... bananas.
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Those mixers are such
a waste of university money.
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If they spent less money
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on frivolous nonsense
and more money on science,
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we'd all be better off.
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You're a theoretical physicist.
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What more do you need than
an office and a whiteboard?
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Someday, my new formulas
on entropy decrease
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due to quantum decoherence
will need to be tested
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and that will require funding.
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Your theories
are pretty abstract.
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I wouldn't even know how to
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design an experiment
to prove them.
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Says the experimental physicist.
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Well, I know a place the
university can make some cuts.
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Bye, Leonard.
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One second, one
second. He's got a point.
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In order to corroborate
your string theory research,
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you'd have to create
a black hole.
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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?
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Perhaps, but we'd all go to
the grave knowing I was right.
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I guess you could create
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a contained
microscopic black hole.
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Huh. Interesting.
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You, welcome back,
Leonard.
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Sorry, you're out.
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What did I do?
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Exactly.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Season 11 Episode 22
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*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Episode Title: "The Monetary Insufficiency"
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Ooh, this one's pretty.
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Mm. My mother
wouldn't approve;
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shows too much clavicle.
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She calls it
"the bosom's welcome mat."
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I can't wait to get drunk
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and pick a fight with
her at your wedding.
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It's just so hard to tell
what will look good on me.
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No. This is just
to give you ideas.
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You know, do-do you want
something simple and elegant?
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I mean, do you
want a train?
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Ooh, we're talking about trains.
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Not the kind
of trains you like.
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Oh, I like all kinds of
trains... steam, diesel,
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coal, elevated, bullet.
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I defy you to name a train
that I don't like.
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The kind on the back
of a wedding dress?
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I did not see that coming.
Good job.
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But while we're on the subject
of fashion,
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I'm asking the university
for some funding tomorrow.
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What should I wear?
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Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra
I can loan you
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that always gets me free drinks.
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How much money are you
asking for?
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$500 million.
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Then I'd go no bra.
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What do you need
that kind of money for?
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I have figured out
an experimental design
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that may corroborate my latest
thinking on string theory.
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I just need 2,148
high-power lasers
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to compress 20 micrograms of
gold into a small enough volume
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to make a microscopic
black hole.
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Just nod.
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Mmm.
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Sheldon, they're not gonna give
you half a billion dollars.
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I mean, they won't
even give me that much
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and I keep promising I can make
people's brains "grow younger."
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Can you?
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No. Shh.
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But I need it. It's the only way
to settle the contradictions
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between gravity
and quantum mechanics.
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Well, it's too much money, you
can't ask for that all at once.
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Well, what if I ask for it
in six easy installments
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of $83,333,333.33?
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Okay. What if you asked
for $20 million?
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I'm sorry,
I'm trying to do science,
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not hire Lady Gaga
to come to my birthday.
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Do you even know
who Lady Gaga is?
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Presumably,
the wife of Lord Gaga.
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Sheldon, you know,
Penny's got a point.
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Sometimes when you want
something big from someone,
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you-you got to be careful not
to scare them away, you know?
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You got to start small
and-and build up slowly,
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even if it takes
eight years.
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Eight long years.
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That's oddly specific.
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Have you ever done that?
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Nope.
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So with this level of
high-power laser array,
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we would actually be able
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to solve the black hole
information paradox
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once and for all.
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That's impressive, and how much
funding were you looking for?
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$20 million.
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Really?
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You think you can build that
for $20 million?
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Not a chance.
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I'm sorry, then why are you
asking me for it?
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Because once you've
spent $20 million,
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you're much more likely
to give me an additional 50.
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So actually, what you're saying
is with $70 million,
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you can build this.
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I can see why you'd think that,
but no.
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You can't go
to the board of trustees
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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper
$70 million
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and have nothing to show for it.
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No. The only way
you'd be able
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to save face is to double down.
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So 140?
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And then double again.
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280?
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And then... good news...
Not quite double again.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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We have a deal?
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He said no?
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No. That's only
a two letter word.
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You're gonna have to
double down.
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Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon,
but this sort of thing happens.
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Higgs had to wait
almost 50 years
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before they built a collider
big enough to prove his theory.
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50 years?
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But I want to play with it now.
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You just
have to wait for science
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to catch up
or technology to get cheaper.
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Think about, uh, DVD players...
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They used to cost, like,
a thousand dollars,
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but just the other day
I used one to smash a bug.
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Yeah, you-you just have
to be patient.
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But what if
while I'm being patient,
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someone more relentless than me
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badgers their university
into giving them money?
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If there's someone
more relentless than you,
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I'd like to meet them.
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I would not.
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I'm not waiting for the
university to come around.
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I'll find another way
to raise the money.
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Ooh, if it's one of those booths
where we can throw a pie at you,
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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.
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40 bucks if I can throw
a DVD player.
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Would you like some champagne?
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.
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Sure.
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This is nice.
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What? Helping Amy find
a dress or day drinking?
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It's just nice, okay?
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What do you think?
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Amy, oh, my God.
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- You look so beautiful.
- I feel beautiful.
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And look: both clavicles.
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Take that, Mom.
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You know what they say:
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if you got 'em,
flaunt 'em.
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Is it possible that the very
first dress is the dress?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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That'd be like marrying
the first guy that you...
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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Little finger
sandwiches, too.
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- This place is amazing.
- Interesting thing
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about finger sandwiches:
you put enough of them together,
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you got a sandwich.
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Uh, guys,
we have a problem.
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- Are you okay?
- What's wrong?
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I look amazing in all
of these dresses!
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Wow. Look at your waist.
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Where you been
hiding that thing?
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Bernadette, stop.
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Penny, you say
something nice now.
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Boy, you know, when Sheldon
sees you in that dress,
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he's gonna want to
methodically take it off,
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fold it up, carefully place it
in a storage box,
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label it, and then ravish you.
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Should I try on some more?
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- Are you having fun?
- Am I having fun being beautiful?
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Of course I am!
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Great. Keep going.
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This is it.
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This is the one.
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Do you love it?
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Do you?
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I do.
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Wow.
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Also, wow.
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- Hello, Leonard.
- Hi.
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Are you doing anything?
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No. I'm just sitting here
at my desk
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typing on my computer
for nothing.
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That was my guess,
but I didn't want to assume.
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Can you help me shoot
my Kickstarter video?
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Do you really think people
are gonna give you
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half a billion dollars?
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Of course not, but if I can
raise enough seed money
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to show that I'm serious,
I should be able
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to attract some major investors.
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And look at the cool
incentives I'm offering.
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"For $50,000,
I will examine your diet
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and create a customized
bathroom schedule."
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That's fitting...
50 grand down the toilet.
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Well, how about this?
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For $100,000,
I will design the flag
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of your house or apartment.
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And for $1 million,
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I will come over and tell you
what's wrong with you.
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Aw, and all these years,
I've been getting that for free.
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Don't be smug, Leonard.
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That's one of the things
that's wrong with you.
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Well, that was
a successful trip.
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Yes.
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Amy found a dress
that she liked.
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She sure did.
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She found
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a dress that looked like...
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like it made her happy.
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She-she did look happy.
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I mean, her face was
just glowing, so...
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Yeah, we should make sure
the photographer knows
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to just really...
get in there.
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Mm.
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So we agree it's awful?
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That dress should be
set on fire!
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Should we say something?
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No, we can't.
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But don't you think
she brought us with her
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'cause she wants
our honest opinion?
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No one wants that.
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I do.
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No, ya don't.
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I don't want her
to look back
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and think she made
some awful mistake.
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You mean like your dumb
Cookie Monster tattoo?
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See? Was that fun?
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Someone's gonna
say something.
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It should be us now instead
of everyone at her wedding.
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Okay, but as long
as we do it gently.
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And together.
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Well, what about my dress?
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Don't you like it?
255
00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,152
- I don't.
- It's beautiful.
256
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,832
Hey, Stuart, I'd like
to sell some comic books.
257
00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,756
Oh. Well, I know
all about that.
258
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,392
Step one is flunk
out of art school.
259
00:11:32,574 --> 00:11:34,082
Well, why are
you selling 'em?
260
00:11:34,182 --> 00:11:36,972
The university is refusing
to fund my experiment,
261
00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:39,394
so I need to raise money
and do it on my own.
262
00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:40,584
Ah. How much do you need?
263
00:11:40,652 --> 00:11:44,285
For a start, I'm trying
to raise $500,000.
264
00:11:45,301 --> 00:11:47,676
Well, I hope you have
that rare Superman
265
00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:50,816
printed on the skin
of actual Superman.
266
00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:53,201
I know you're making a joke,
267
00:11:53,269 --> 00:11:55,250
but I really do have
some valuable issues in here.
268
00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,293
And this is just
the first box of many.
269
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,613
All right, let's
see what you got.
270
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:05,356
Huh. Is this a complete run
of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
271
00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,066
Yes.
272
00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,428
Ooh, look at this.
273
00:12:13,496 --> 00:12:16,433
Giant-Size X-Men
number one,
274
00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,850
Len Wein's relaunch
of the franchise.
275
00:12:18,918 --> 00:12:21,350
Yeah. I know what it is.
I'm the one who bought it,
276
00:12:21,418 --> 00:12:22,770
bagged it, boarded it
and taped it shut
277
00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:25,019
while wearing
white cotton gloves.
278
00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:26,715
Okay, well, you know,
279
00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:29,426
I'm gonna have to open it
to assess its condition.
280
00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,332
Just be gentle.
281
00:12:31,454 --> 00:12:34,535
It's never felt
the touch of a man before.
282
00:12:36,418 --> 00:12:39,262
You don't seem like you
really want to sell these.
283
00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:41,566
Of course I don't want
to sell these.
284
00:12:41,652 --> 00:12:43,330
These are all
important to me,
285
00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:45,097
but not as important
as science,
286
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:48,496
and if this is the sacrifice
I need to make, then so be it.
287
00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:51,363
Okay. Uh, why don't you
leave these here with me,
288
00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:52,996
and I'll-I'll price
'em out for you.
289
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,613
Is it okay
if I stand here and watch?
290
00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:57,526
Sure.
291
00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,402
If anyone asks,
tell them I was brave.
292
00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,058
Hey, I can't believe you just
threw me under the bus.
293
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,637
I know, right?
That was crazy.
294
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,035
Well...
295
00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:13,163
Do you know how
that makes me look?
296
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,965
- Uh, that's an easy one... bad.
- Well...
297
00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,168
Why didn't you tell her that you
didn't like the dress, either?
298
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:19,788
I mean, what happened
to our united front?
299
00:13:19,855 --> 00:13:23,191
I'm sorry. Is this your
first day being a girl?
300
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,728
Ooh, did your mom pack
your lunch?
301
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,504
Of course not.
302
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,812
Do you know how much it costs
to pack a tuna fish sandwich
303
00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:39,629
in dry ice and overnight it
from Texas?
304
00:13:40,239 --> 00:13:43,074
Well, I do, and my mother says
it's too expensive.
305
00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:44,840
I like tuna fish.
306
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,730
Do you want it? I'll sell it
to you for $5,000.
307
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,490
How's the fundraising going?
308
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:51,506
Oh, that depends.
Raj, was that a "yes"?
309
00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:53,480
No.
It's going badly.
310
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,715
How much have
you raised?
311
00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:57,980
Well, with my
Kickstarter campaign,
312
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,608
selling my collectibles, and
the money in my bank account,
313
00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:02,512
about $65,000.
314
00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:04,027
Wow. That's a lot.
315
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,379
Yeah, not enough.
316
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,615
It's so frustrating that
science should be held hostage
317
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,043
to the almighty dollar.
318
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,453
Well, don't give up. You'll find
that money somewhere.
319
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:13,821
- You really think so?
- No,
320
00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:15,724
but it's good
that he has a hobby.
321
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,941
You ever thought
of going to Vegas?
322
00:14:18,635 --> 00:14:20,527
Can you be more specific?
323
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,480
Las Vegas?
324
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:25,730
- Oh, you mean gambling.
- Mm.
325
00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:27,769
Oh. Well, that's not
the worst idea.
326
00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:30,951
Um, it is the worst idea,
and I'm including the year
327
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:33,691
that Raj wore nothing
but tracksuits.
328
00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:37,576
Ordinary people
can't beat a casino,
329
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,170
but mathematicians
and scientists,
330
00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:40,451
they do it all the time.
331
00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:41,621
Yeah, a group
of students
332
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:45,379
from MIT took Las Vegas
for millions, and that's MIT.
333
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,879
Howard went there.
334
00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:50,616
Come on, Sheldon.
I'll give you a ride out
335
00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,097
to the desert right now.
336
00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:53,845
No one is going to Vegas.
337
00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:56,816
No, we weren't
gonna make it to Vegas.
338
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,636
Hi. Do you
have a minute?
339
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:05,123
Depends. Is what
I'm wearing okay,
340
00:15:05,191 --> 00:15:07,043
or should I go change first?
341
00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:09,410
Look, I'm sorry.
342
00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,679
I never should have said
I didn't like your dress.
343
00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:13,281
It's your wedding,
and all that matters is
344
00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:14,855
that you feel beautiful.
345
00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:16,637
Thank you.
346
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,485
So, are... are we good?
347
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:19,967
No, we're not good.
348
00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:21,608
You ruined my dress.
349
00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,660
Well, why? I just said
you should wear it.
350
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:26,360
Well, I can't wear it now.
I mean, I know you hate it.
351
00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:28,028
That's all I'm gonna
be thinking about.
352
00:15:28,152 --> 00:15:29,497
No, I don't hate it.
353
00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:32,133
I asked if you liked it,
and you said no.
354
00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:34,801
There is a lot of room between
"don't like" and "hate."
355
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:38,676
You know, it's-it's where
you find rice pudding and jazz.
356
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,652
Anyway, who cares
what I think?
357
00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:44,935
I do.
You're the-the coolest,
358
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,933
prettiest, best-dressed
person in my life.
359
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,985
Okay, that would be
flattering,
360
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:53,093
except I know
all the people in your life.
361
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,822
Look, Amy,
362
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,068
I don't know what to say.
I think I got stuck on the fact
363
00:15:58,135 --> 00:16:01,142
that it's not a dress I would
choose, but it shouldn't be.
364
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,835
You know,
it's your dress.
365
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,133
I mean, hey,
would you marry Leonard?
366
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,710
Ew.
367
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:11,108
Okay, a simple "no"
would have been fine, but...
368
00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:13,607
you see my point.
369
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,603
That we're different people?
370
00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:18,275
Yes, and from now on,
I am gonna remember
371
00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:20,546
that this wedding
is all about you.
372
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:23,046
I appreciate that.
373
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,124
You're a good maid of honor.
374
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,952
It's Bernadette.
Hello?
375
00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:32,624
I feel bad about hanging Penny
out to dry.
376
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:36,288
The truth is,
I don't like the dress, either.
377
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,118
Are you kidding me?
378
00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:40,801
Now Bernadette doesn't
like the dress?
379
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,127
Oh, she is the worst.
380
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,390
Anyone seen Sheldon?
381
00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:51,512
Last time I saw Sheldon
was this morning.
382
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:54,343
Careful. Don't say his
name a third time.
383
00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:58,093
You don't think he actually went
to Las Vegas, do you?
384
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,288
Five red.
385
00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:03,882
This is it.
386
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,116
- Is everything okay, sir?
- Oh. Hi.
387
00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:08,376
It's better than okay.
388
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,142
I am a physicist, and I have
been observing this wheel
389
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,757
for hours and running
a chi-square analysis,
390
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,470
which is how I know that
the ball is far more likely
391
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:19,056
to land on 32, 17 or five.
392
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,208
So if you could hold off
on replacing this wheel,
393
00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:23,491
I'd like to make
several large bets.
394
00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:27,311
Well, good for you.
Pelican.
395
00:17:27,825 --> 00:17:29,061
What's pelican?
396
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,711
- Sir, would you come with us?
- Oh, no.
397
00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,970
I have to place my bet first.
This is for science.
398
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:37,291
- 17 black.
- No! No!
399
00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:45,523
Oh, guess who's no longer
allowed to set foot in...?
400
00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,612
Wow!
401
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,928
You look beautiful.
402
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,064
Really?
403
00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,233
'Cause I was gonna return it.
404
00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,674
Why would you return it?
405
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:04,237
You look like a pile of swans.
406
00:18:07,764 --> 00:18:09,651
I'm so glad you like it...
407
00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:14,674
because... it's gonna be
my wedding dress.
408
00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:17,955
I can't wait to marry you.
409
00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:23,924
Why do you smell
like smoke?
410
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,595
I was in Vegas.
411
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:28,966
Vegas?
412
00:18:29,221 --> 00:18:32,518
I'm sorry. Las Vegas.
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