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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,237 --> 00:00:02,713 WALTER: Previously on Scorpion... 2 00:00:02,714 --> 00:00:05,198 My entire school career, I have only missed three days. 3 00:00:05,298 --> 00:00:07,665 - Here it comes. - And I've never had a tardy. 4 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:09,700 I actually just engineered this water filter. 5 00:00:09,702 --> 00:00:12,270 If I can get one of these to every West Altadenian, 6 00:00:12,272 --> 00:00:14,705 they would choose to use tap water over bottled 7 00:00:14,707 --> 00:00:16,474 simply because of the taste. 8 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:18,876 Walter doesn't feel anything romantic towards me, 9 00:00:18,878 --> 00:00:20,912 and-and I could never be attracted to him. 10 00:00:20,914 --> 00:00:22,647 What's wrong with Walter? He's an amazing man. 11 00:00:22,649 --> 00:00:24,315 Why-why would you never be attracted to him? 12 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:26,117 He and I are alike. 13 00:00:26,119 --> 00:00:27,451 Too much head, too little heart. 14 00:00:27,453 --> 00:00:28,352 'Cause that's what I need. 15 00:00:28,354 --> 00:00:29,654 A smart man, sure, 16 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:33,257 but one who is sweet and caring and vulnerable. 17 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:36,527 PAIGE: Quinoa, chia-seed 18 00:00:36,529 --> 00:00:39,130 Belgian waffle with a side of organic, 19 00:00:39,132 --> 00:00:41,032 homemade vegan apple-butter. 20 00:00:41,034 --> 00:00:44,769 So good. Syrup's optional. And I hope you're hungry. 21 00:00:44,771 --> 00:00:46,304 Thank you, Chef Dineen. 22 00:00:46,306 --> 00:00:47,638 (chuckles) I'm famished. 23 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,575 I just wanted to try a new, healthy breakfast, so be honest. 24 00:00:57,817 --> 00:01:00,985 You know, I-I know that the syrup is optional, 25 00:01:00,987 --> 00:01:03,588 but I would like to exercise the option. 26 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:06,324 Okay, no problem. 27 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:08,659 (spits) 28 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,068 You're gonna dilute the flavor of the apple-butter. 29 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,002 That's the intention. 30 00:01:18,004 --> 00:01:20,171 Now, Paige, I appreciate the effort, 31 00:01:20,173 --> 00:01:22,974 but the waffles are dry and the butter is sour, 32 00:01:22,976 --> 00:01:25,610 and the meal is missing, well, flavor. 33 00:01:25,612 --> 00:01:26,844 I said be honest, not brutal. 34 00:01:26,846 --> 00:01:29,580 Oh, it-it wasn't my intention to insult you. 35 00:01:29,582 --> 00:01:31,115 I-I love you. 36 00:01:31,117 --> 00:01:32,483 That's why I can't lie to you. 37 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:33,784 If I did, I would be 38 00:01:33,786 --> 00:01:36,053 denying you the opportunity to improve. 39 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,422 Well, I thank you for that, 40 00:01:38,424 --> 00:01:41,492 but sometimes it's okay to tell a white lie 41 00:01:41,494 --> 00:01:43,661 in order to protect someone's feelings. 42 00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:45,730 So, by your logic, I should continue 43 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:47,131 to eat the waffles, even though they're 44 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:49,367 unsatisfying and they lack nutritional value, 45 00:01:49,369 --> 00:01:51,602 potentially affecting my cognitive function 46 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:52,603 and productivity? 47 00:01:52,605 --> 00:01:54,472 (laughs): It seems very inefficient. 48 00:01:56,042 --> 00:01:59,076 Or, if you think a more judicious modulation 49 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,612 of the truth is worth practicing, 50 00:02:01,614 --> 00:02:03,547 then I can give it a try. 51 00:02:03,549 --> 00:02:05,316 I'd appreciate it. Oh! 52 00:02:05,318 --> 00:02:08,185 Don't forget, the UCLA event tonight. 53 00:02:08,187 --> 00:02:10,154 "Trigger Loop as a Major Determinant 54 00:02:10,156 --> 00:02:11,422 "of Transcriptional Fidelity, 55 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:13,524 and Its Role in DNA Expression". 56 00:02:13,526 --> 00:02:14,792 It's thrilling, right? 57 00:02:14,794 --> 00:02:16,727 Looking forward to it. 58 00:02:17,864 --> 00:02:19,363 And that's how it's done. 59 00:02:23,569 --> 00:02:25,803 Of the three, this cup 60 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:27,138 tastes the best-- what brand is it? 61 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,340 It is actually filtered tap water 62 00:02:29,342 --> 00:02:31,175 from right here in West Altadenia. 63 00:02:31,177 --> 00:02:35,780 So far, 99.038% of pedestrians surveyed 64 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:38,783 haven chosen our tap over the leading bottled brand. 65 00:02:38,785 --> 00:02:42,186 This water purifier attaches easily to your kitchen sink 66 00:02:42,188 --> 00:02:43,254 in just three minutes. 67 00:02:43,256 --> 00:02:45,423 You'll never have to buy bottled again. 68 00:02:45,425 --> 00:02:46,691 Okay, thanks. 69 00:02:46,693 --> 00:02:48,626 And be sure to tell your friends about your new filter. 70 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:51,395 All right, sure. And also, call your local DWP 71 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:53,197 and let them know how much you love 72 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:55,066 your new fresh-tasting water. 73 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:56,701 Great. Uh, this is a great idea. 74 00:02:56,703 --> 00:02:58,202 Thanks. Uh, I have to... 75 00:02:58,204 --> 00:03:00,271 And the science behind it is really fascinating. 76 00:03:00,273 --> 00:03:01,339 I'm sure it is. 77 00:03:01,341 --> 00:03:02,707 I have to get my dog to a vet. 78 00:03:02,709 --> 00:03:04,108 I don't see a dog. 79 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:06,510 You see, the filter adjusts 80 00:03:06,512 --> 00:03:08,779 the compound in a multistep process. 81 00:03:08,781 --> 00:03:11,182 Ralphy-boy, I envy you. 82 00:03:11,184 --> 00:03:14,752 Look at you, at your age, spending your spring break 83 00:03:14,754 --> 00:03:15,820 saving the planet. 84 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:17,755 No one parties like I do. 85 00:03:17,757 --> 00:03:19,256 - When's Patty get here? - Soon. 86 00:03:19,258 --> 00:03:20,524 Thank you for your support. 87 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:22,760 Oh, excuse me, ma'am, 88 00:03:22,762 --> 00:03:23,995 do you have a moment to learn about 89 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:25,997 water purification systems? - Sure. 90 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:27,331 Look at her, 91 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,701 engaging the constituency with science. 92 00:03:30,703 --> 00:03:34,171 She's clearly enjoyed working with you on this project. 93 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,439 How about you seize the moment? 94 00:03:35,441 --> 00:03:36,874 Ask her out already. 95 00:03:38,878 --> 00:03:42,880 You know what, Ralph? You're right. I will go. 96 00:03:47,153 --> 00:03:48,386 (speaking softly) 97 00:03:48,388 --> 00:03:51,922 Hey, I'm ready for my shift. Where do you want me? 98 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:53,457 Where do I want you? 99 00:03:53,459 --> 00:03:54,759 That's not normally how this works. 100 00:03:54,761 --> 00:03:56,260 You boss me around, remember? 101 00:03:56,262 --> 00:03:59,030 Hey, something wrong? 102 00:03:59,032 --> 00:04:00,731 Nothing important. 103 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,666 No, hey, Patty, 104 00:04:02,668 --> 00:04:04,668 if something's bothering you, it is important to me. 105 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,705 I had my first tardy this morning. 106 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:09,840 I don't want to talk about it. 107 00:04:11,744 --> 00:04:13,577 Here's all the stuff. 108 00:04:14,647 --> 00:04:18,215 Sylvester, I actually have to go. 109 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:21,152 I have a potential investor meeting for my binding agent. 110 00:04:21,154 --> 00:04:23,220 Okay, yeah, um, well, thank you. 111 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:24,522 For all this. (chuckles) 112 00:04:24,524 --> 00:04:26,424 Um... I, uh... 113 00:04:26,426 --> 00:04:30,061 I... 114 00:04:30,063 --> 00:04:32,029 Do you have something you want to tell me? 115 00:04:32,031 --> 00:04:34,632 Yes. Yes. 116 00:04:34,634 --> 00:04:36,100 Uh... 117 00:04:37,837 --> 00:04:39,904 You know what? I can't remember. 118 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:41,505 Okay. 119 00:04:41,507 --> 00:04:44,108 Well, when you do, you know where to find me. 120 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,010 Bye. 121 00:04:49,215 --> 00:04:50,281 (Ralph sighs) 122 00:04:50,283 --> 00:04:52,249 You missed your shot again. 123 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:55,219 There's something more pressing. Like what? 124 00:04:55,221 --> 00:04:56,754 Patty Logan got a tardy. 125 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:58,089 Yeah. 126 00:04:59,225 --> 00:05:01,692 Something serious must have happened. 127 00:05:01,694 --> 00:05:04,128 We are gonna get to the bottom of it. 128 00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:06,630 What is this? 129 00:05:06,632 --> 00:05:09,300 Who replaced the coffee grinds with tree bark? 130 00:05:09,302 --> 00:05:10,701 That's not tree bark, that's chicory. 131 00:05:10,703 --> 00:05:12,436 What possessed you to do that? 132 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,238 Voodoo spirit. Got to get everybody in the mood 133 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,439 for our trip to the bayou. 134 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:18,242 At least I'll be wide awake for it. 135 00:05:18,244 --> 00:05:20,244 Any other preparations I should know about? 136 00:05:20,246 --> 00:05:22,413 He mapped out all his favorite New Orleans sites, 137 00:05:22,415 --> 00:05:24,215 mostly food-related. 138 00:05:24,217 --> 00:05:25,649 Babe, this could be my last hurrah 139 00:05:25,651 --> 00:05:27,451 before this potential bambino comes, 140 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:28,819 so I got to make it count. 141 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:30,621 Last time I was in NOLA 142 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:33,190 was 2012 to bet on March Madness, 143 00:05:33,192 --> 00:05:35,025 and I made a killing, so I stayed for Mardi Gras, 144 00:05:35,027 --> 00:05:36,961 and from what I remember, I had the time of my life. 145 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:39,797 You do remember we're going there to work, right? 146 00:05:39,799 --> 00:05:42,099 Every party has a pooper. 147 00:05:42,101 --> 00:05:43,567 That's why you're here. (blows raspberry) 148 00:05:43,569 --> 00:05:44,702 What part of shrinking 149 00:05:44,704 --> 00:05:46,070 an overgrowing, virus-carrying 150 00:05:46,072 --> 00:05:47,138 mosquito population is a party? 151 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:49,907 A potentially fatal, Zika-like virus. 152 00:05:49,909 --> 00:05:51,542 This is not to be taken lightly. 153 00:05:51,544 --> 00:05:53,177 If I was taking it lightly, Mon Cher, 154 00:05:53,179 --> 00:05:54,712 I wouldn't be sequestering my bride 155 00:05:54,714 --> 00:05:57,348 and the potential bun in her oven in the garage 156 00:05:57,350 --> 00:06:00,484 to stay away from all those scary skeeters. 157 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,319 Okay, you know you're probably just talking 158 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:03,721 to my breakfast burrito. 159 00:06:03,723 --> 00:06:05,156 And you didn't sequester anyone. 160 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:07,057 I am voluntarily staying back. 161 00:06:07,059 --> 00:06:09,160 Don't worry, I'm gonna bring you back lots of beads. 162 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:11,762 (phone rings) Uh, that must be Dr. Ditterman at State College 163 00:06:11,764 --> 00:06:12,796 of New Orleans Entomology. 164 00:06:12,798 --> 00:06:13,931 He said he had an update for us 165 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:16,600 before we fly down. 166 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:19,303 I'm so glad I was able to catch you before you left. 167 00:06:19,305 --> 00:06:20,871 Dr. Ditterman, are you okay? You look a little pale. 168 00:06:20,873 --> 00:06:23,274 We've just had an update from the CDC. 169 00:06:23,276 --> 00:06:26,043 Uh, they're not divulging this information to the public, 170 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:28,846 but the infection rate from the mosquito virus 171 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:31,815 is significantly higher than previously reported. 172 00:06:31,817 --> 00:06:32,783 How much higher? 173 00:06:32,785 --> 00:06:33,884 The CDC is now aware 174 00:06:33,886 --> 00:06:36,320 of over 1,300 cases across the Southeast. 175 00:06:36,322 --> 00:06:39,957 1,300? Why were they keeping that under wraps? 176 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,592 Symptoms often present as the flu or pneumonia, 177 00:06:41,594 --> 00:06:42,927 so it's been easy to miscalculate. 178 00:06:42,929 --> 00:06:45,829 And there have been 60 fatalities already. 179 00:06:45,831 --> 00:06:48,465 Well, that's almost a five percent mortality rate. 180 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:50,701 So I assume the CDC is keeping this secret 181 00:06:50,703 --> 00:06:52,303 to prevent a mass exodus in the region. 182 00:06:52,305 --> 00:06:54,638 And the abandoned properties would just become 183 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,407 breeding grounds for more mosquitoes. 184 00:06:56,409 --> 00:06:58,542 And those who stayed behind would be overrun by the virus. 185 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,878 That's the CDC's assessment, too. 186 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,681 With rainy season days away, the mosquito population 187 00:07:03,683 --> 00:07:05,349 could expand tenfold. 188 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:08,752 This disease is on the verge of becoming an epidemic. 189 00:07:08,754 --> 00:07:10,688 Does our existing plan still work? 190 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,256 These sterile male mosquitoes 191 00:07:12,258 --> 00:07:13,457 that we have genetically engineered, 192 00:07:13,459 --> 00:07:16,460 and your team have replicated, can still be 193 00:07:16,462 --> 00:07:18,262 released into the local ecosystem. 194 00:07:18,264 --> 00:07:19,663 They will mate with the females, 195 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:21,265 who will produce no offspring, 196 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:22,800 killing off a generation of mosquitoes 197 00:07:22,802 --> 00:07:23,968 and the virus that they carry. 198 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:25,369 We followed your instructions to the letter. 199 00:07:25,371 --> 00:07:27,605 Sterile mosquitoes are ready for distribution. 200 00:07:27,607 --> 00:07:30,374 Given the new developments, I was hoping that we could just 201 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:31,909 disperse the mosquitoes ourselves. 202 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:34,345 The release site needs to be precisely calculated 203 00:07:34,347 --> 00:07:36,380 and it can change according to barometric pressure 204 00:07:36,382 --> 00:07:37,948 and wind conditions, 205 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:39,883 which we have to calculate on-site. 206 00:07:39,885 --> 00:07:41,485 We're on a flight in an hour. We'll see you soon. 207 00:07:41,487 --> 00:07:42,820 Okay, I'll see you soon. 208 00:07:42,822 --> 00:07:43,921 Okay, team, you're up. 209 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:46,290 Son of a gun, we're gonna have some fun. 210 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:48,626 (zydeco music playing) 211 00:07:48,628 --> 00:07:51,595 Oh, God, even better when it's fresh. 212 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:52,963 You could help us with the bug spray 213 00:07:52,965 --> 00:07:54,064 so we don't get infected. 214 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:55,232 What about my beignet? 215 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:57,301 All right, we've got some chicken carcasses, 216 00:07:57,303 --> 00:07:59,069 a tranquilizer gun. 217 00:07:59,071 --> 00:08:01,238 This boat's got some odd equipment. 218 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,873 Yeah, swamp's a dangerous place. 219 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:05,242 Got snakes, alligators, your boars. 220 00:08:05,244 --> 00:08:07,044 And that's just the animals. 221 00:08:07,046 --> 00:08:08,912 This landscape can be quite unruly. 222 00:08:08,914 --> 00:08:10,314 Got to stay on your tippy-toes. 223 00:08:10,316 --> 00:08:12,116 Wait, that reminds me. 224 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:14,051 Tipitina's is a really cool bar by the river 225 00:08:14,053 --> 00:08:15,219 we should check out when we're done. 226 00:08:15,221 --> 00:08:18,255 Kill the music, or I'm gonna kill you. 227 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:19,723 You are such a grouch. 228 00:08:19,725 --> 00:08:21,525 Just trying to let loose in the Crescent City, Cabe. 229 00:08:21,527 --> 00:08:22,726 (music stops) 230 00:08:25,064 --> 00:08:26,630 - Hi. DITTERMAN: Hey.. 231 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,866 Nice to meet you all in person. 232 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:30,267 Sorry it's under these circumstances. 233 00:08:30,269 --> 00:08:32,670 - Our mosquitoes? - You have 234 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:34,471 just over 43 minutes to release 'em, 235 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,106 or they'll suffocate in that tin, 236 00:08:36,108 --> 00:08:38,609 rendering them useless, and the virus unstoppable. 237 00:08:38,611 --> 00:08:40,477 That can't hold very many bugs. 238 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,079 Are you sure that's enough to avert a plague? 239 00:08:42,081 --> 00:08:43,047 Well, surprisingly, 240 00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:44,214 female mosquitoes are 241 00:08:44,216 --> 00:08:45,816 more attracted to sterile males. 242 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,051 That's probably how I landed Happy. 243 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,086 Yeah, they seek them out to mate. 244 00:08:49,088 --> 00:08:52,523 This tin-full could cull the hatch by 90%. 245 00:08:52,525 --> 00:08:55,659 The remaining ten percent isn't enough to spread the virus. 246 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:56,960 It better, because there are only a few days 247 00:08:56,962 --> 00:08:59,263 in the breeding season, and no time to engineer more. 248 00:08:59,265 --> 00:09:00,464 This is all we have. 249 00:09:00,466 --> 00:09:02,900 Okay, no problem. So, considering 250 00:09:02,902 --> 00:09:05,869 bug concentration, wind patterns, 251 00:09:05,871 --> 00:09:08,005 depth of swamp water, and humidity, 252 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,407 this is the ideal drop zone. 253 00:09:10,409 --> 00:09:11,775 That's accessible by fanboat, 254 00:09:11,777 --> 00:09:14,545 but it's deep in the wetlands, so no time to waste. 255 00:09:14,547 --> 00:09:16,146 I'll, I'll let you get to it. PAIGE: Wait. 256 00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:17,114 You're not going with us? 257 00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:18,782 The director of the CDC is flying in 258 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:20,784 from Atlanta, and needs to be debriefed in person. 259 00:09:20,786 --> 00:09:22,419 Who's driving? 260 00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:23,854 I took the wheel during a swamp tour 261 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:25,522 during my last visit to the Pelican State. 262 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,424 I wasn't supposed to, but I did great until 263 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:29,393 that tour guide scolded me for no good reason. 264 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:30,394 I can handle it. 265 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:31,762 Thank you for your help, Doctor. 266 00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:33,764 - Welcome. - I'll get out of your hair. 267 00:09:33,766 --> 00:09:34,865 Oh, speaking of which, 268 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,134 I can hardly notice that yours is a toupee. 269 00:09:37,136 --> 00:09:39,503 It's quite realistic. 270 00:09:39,505 --> 00:09:42,473 Uh, um... thank you? 271 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:45,142 Yeah. 272 00:09:45,144 --> 00:09:48,212 - What possessed you to say that? - You did. 273 00:09:48,214 --> 00:09:50,981 I'm practicing white lies, like we talked about. 274 00:09:50,983 --> 00:09:53,584 The toupee was actually very noticeable. 275 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:56,653 Oh, you really need to go over the rules of white lies again. 276 00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:59,423 (Toby whoops) 277 00:10:02,361 --> 00:10:03,994 I got it. 278 00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:06,029 It's coming back to me now. 279 00:10:06,031 --> 00:10:08,065 Take it slow, Doc. 280 00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:11,802 - Are you guys near the drop zone yet? PAIGE: Not yet. 281 00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:12,770 Getting close. 282 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:14,671 We need to head west. 283 00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:16,407 TOBY: Copy that. 284 00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:22,246 (engine revving) Uh-- Oh, my beads! 285 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:24,882 Whoa-oh-uh... 286 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:27,451 Toby, Toby, stop the boat. 287 00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:30,821 WALTER: We need to go back. The mosquitoes went overboard. 288 00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:32,790 Damn it, Doc, I said to take it slow. 289 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,691 That was not my fault. The fan sucked in the beads, 290 00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,093 it was choking me. PAIGE: You shouldn't have had 291 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,494 those stupid beads on in the first place. 292 00:10:37,496 --> 00:10:38,695 We do not have time for this. 293 00:10:38,697 --> 00:10:40,431 Just turn the boat around so we can get the canister. 294 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:41,632 It's way back that way. 295 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:48,005 TOBY: You know, for the record, 296 00:10:48,007 --> 00:10:49,039 my beads are not stupid. 297 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:49,907 You said yourself they're cool. 298 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:51,475 PAIGE: Do none of you understand 299 00:10:51,477 --> 00:10:53,277 the concept of a white lie? 300 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,778 Up there, I see the container. 301 00:10:57,817 --> 00:10:59,983 Okay. 302 00:10:59,985 --> 00:11:03,020 A little closer, I'll scoop it up. 303 00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:05,622 (all scream) 304 00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:07,991 Gator! 305 00:11:10,763 --> 00:11:11,728 It got the tin. 306 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,730 Gator? As in "alligator"? 307 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:15,933 Swallowed it whole. One bite. 308 00:11:15,935 --> 00:11:17,367 PAIGE: We can't just let him get the mosquitoes. 309 00:11:17,369 --> 00:11:19,436 That tin is the only way to stop the virus. 310 00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:26,675 ♪ Scorpion 4x19 ♪ Gator Done Original Air Date on March 19, 2018 311 00:11:26,699 --> 00:11:33,599 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 312 00:11:34,418 --> 00:11:35,943 How the hell do we stop the plague 313 00:11:35,944 --> 00:11:37,210 if we don't have those mosquitoes? 314 00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:39,136 We can't. We're cooked like crawdads. 315 00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:42,112 He's right. In 34 minutes, those mosquitoes are dead, 316 00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:44,513 and the pandemic becomes irreversible. 317 00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:45,881 What's the plan? 318 00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:47,349 You know, 319 00:11:47,351 --> 00:11:49,752 we could hit the big guy with one of these tranq darts. 320 00:11:49,754 --> 00:11:51,687 I could perform a quick surgery 321 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:52,955 and take the tin out. 322 00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:55,391 I mean, small incision, suture with fishing line. 323 00:11:55,393 --> 00:11:56,625 It'd be easy as étouffée. 324 00:11:56,627 --> 00:11:59,094 Well, how do we do that? We need the beast to tranq him. 325 00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,529 Maybe it's a her. 326 00:12:00,531 --> 00:12:01,964 And that matters why? 327 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:04,767 Well, it's nesting season for reptiles, 328 00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:07,136 and alligators are very territorial of their young. 329 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:08,904 If we find where she's buried her eggs, 330 00:12:08,906 --> 00:12:09,872 she won't be far away. 331 00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:11,473 Okay, the Barataria swamp 332 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,642 is a national preserve. 333 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:15,678 The rangers may keep track of the animals 334 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,479 and their nesting sites online. 335 00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:19,081 Did you guys notice any distinguishing characteristics? 336 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:22,851 Yes, she had big, sharp teeth and a prehistoric jaw. 337 00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,254 Distinguishing to this alligator. 338 00:12:25,256 --> 00:12:26,889 Oh, a long scar over its right eye. 339 00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:28,190 I saw it when it jumped at me. 340 00:12:28,192 --> 00:12:30,826 Okay, there's a gator in the preserve system 341 00:12:30,828 --> 00:12:32,695 named Yvonne. It says here 342 00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:34,963 she lays her eggs on a muddy spot 343 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,865 half a mile southwest of your current location. 344 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,601 I will send the coordinates. 345 00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:40,636 Great! Let's get moving. 346 00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:41,804 CABE: Not so fast. 347 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:44,239 We start that fan, it may scare Yvonne. 348 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:48,544 This fanboat just became a gondola. 349 00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,713 Enjoy your water. 350 00:12:50,715 --> 00:12:51,814 Great stuff. 351 00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:54,249 Saving the planet. 352 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,485 Whatever. 353 00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:59,221 Patty, may I make an observation? 354 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,491 You really are not acting like yourself today. 355 00:13:02,493 --> 00:13:03,826 I know you said you didn't want to talk 356 00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:06,462 about what happened before, but... 357 00:13:08,899 --> 00:13:09,965 ...if you got a tardy, 358 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,467 then it must have been something serious. 359 00:13:11,469 --> 00:13:13,569 I told you, it's not important. 360 00:13:13,571 --> 00:13:15,404 The tardy thing is a dumb school record 361 00:13:15,406 --> 00:13:17,106 that nobody cared about anyway. 362 00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:19,074 I cared about it. 363 00:13:19,076 --> 00:13:20,275 Why? 364 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,844 'Cause you cared about it. 365 00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:25,414 Maybe they did me a favor. 366 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,083 Now I don't have to worry about being a perfect little nerd 367 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:29,918 with a perfect little record. 368 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,220 Who's "they"? 369 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:32,387 What did they do? 370 00:13:32,389 --> 00:13:37,192 Some of the popular girls at school found out 371 00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:40,362 that I asked Jesse Colt to the Sadie Hawkins dance. 372 00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,897 They thought that 373 00:13:41,899 --> 00:13:43,398 it was out of line for someone 374 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,069 with my high school social status to ask out a jock. 375 00:13:47,071 --> 00:13:49,171 so they decided to teach me a lesson, 376 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:52,941 as if Jesse turning me down flat wasn't bad enough. 377 00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:54,042 He said no? 378 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:56,645 Idiot. 379 00:13:56,647 --> 00:13:57,880 And what did these girls do? 380 00:13:57,882 --> 00:14:00,716 I leave my bike on the side of my garage. 381 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:03,485 This morning, the tires were slashed. 382 00:14:03,487 --> 00:14:05,053 They left a mean note. 383 00:14:08,392 --> 00:14:13,162 I was late for first period. 384 00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:17,399 (crying): I worked so hard for that record. 385 00:14:21,572 --> 00:14:23,138 Your parents talk to the principal? 386 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,407 I can't tell them. 387 00:14:25,409 --> 00:14:27,276 Then they'd tell the other girls' parents, 388 00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:31,680 and I'd be a pariah, more so. 389 00:14:31,682 --> 00:14:33,182 I have to get back. 390 00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:35,384 I told my civics teacher I'd be back by 2:00. 391 00:14:35,386 --> 00:14:37,452 See you later. 392 00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:42,124 (sighs) I don't like people messing with her. 393 00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:45,527 Don't worry. They won't get away with it. 394 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,306 Well, the baby gators couldn't have gone 395 00:14:57,308 --> 00:14:59,608 too far from the shore, and neither would their mother. 396 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,443 Okay, so she's somewhere around here, but the shoreline's 397 00:15:01,445 --> 00:15:04,046 miles long, and we've got 30 minutes to find the mosquitoes. 398 00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:05,547 How do we track her in time? 399 00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:06,715 WALTER: We don't need to track her, 400 00:15:06,717 --> 00:15:07,983 we track the mosquitoes. 401 00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:09,218 If we can build a metal detector, 402 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,119 then we can locate the bug box inside the gator. 403 00:15:11,121 --> 00:15:12,721 HAPPY: Okay, I can help you build one. 404 00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:14,590 Does the boat have a radio with an A.M. band? 405 00:15:14,592 --> 00:15:15,958 CABE: Let me check. 406 00:15:18,529 --> 00:15:20,128 Yeah. 407 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,129 We'll need a calculator. 408 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,164 WALTER: Yeah, I have a scientific calculator 409 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,365 in my bag. 410 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,534 I never leave home without one. Naturally. 411 00:15:25,536 --> 00:15:27,703 The calculator's electronic circuits produce 412 00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,838 a radio frequency signal. 413 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,206 When those frequency waves 414 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,876 reflect off of the metal canister in the gator, 415 00:15:33,878 --> 00:15:35,210 they'll be audible through A.M. radio. 416 00:15:35,212 --> 00:15:36,545 CABE: All right, as soon as we locate Yvonne, 417 00:15:36,547 --> 00:15:38,113 I'll lure her out of the water 418 00:15:38,115 --> 00:15:40,849 with this delicious chicken carcass. 419 00:15:40,851 --> 00:15:42,084 Then I'll hold her with the snare 420 00:15:42,086 --> 00:15:43,719 until I hit her with the tranq dart. 421 00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:45,020 Then it's surgery time. 422 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:47,222 (vomiting in distance) 423 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:49,057 We've got another one with the stomach flu. 424 00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:50,158 I'm gonna need a pickup. 425 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,060 I hate high school. 426 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,300 I'm going to check in with the principal's secretary, 427 00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:00,669 and see how much longer we'll be waiting. 428 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,475 What are you in for? 429 00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:08,710 I'm here to help a friend. You? 430 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:12,180 I forgot my combination, so I broke my lock again. 431 00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:13,949 H-How am I supposed to remember, anyway? 432 00:16:13,951 --> 00:16:17,486 There must be hundreds of possible combos. 433 00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:20,722 Uh, 64,000 combinations, to be exact. 434 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,124 When my pal gets back, 435 00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:24,860 tell him I'll be waiting for him outside. 436 00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,361 Okay. 437 00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:29,031 (detector beeping steadily) 438 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:30,265 (detector whirs) Oh, we got a hit. 439 00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:33,101 Yeah? Let's take it to shore, Cabe. 440 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,736 All right, quiet. 441 00:16:34,738 --> 00:16:36,872 Try to disturb the water as little as possible. 442 00:16:36,874 --> 00:16:38,240 Oh, there she is. 443 00:16:38,242 --> 00:16:40,776 CABE: All right, Toby. 444 00:16:40,778 --> 00:16:43,111 Let's get that chicken ready. 445 00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:47,783 TOBY: Don't tranq her till she's lassoed. 446 00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:53,789 (Cajun accent): Quiet now, Cher. 447 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,123 We huntin' cocodril. 448 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,292 (normal voice): That's Cajun for "alligator." 449 00:16:57,294 --> 00:17:02,030 Yeah? And what's Cajun for "my foot in your ass"? 450 00:17:02,032 --> 00:17:04,266 I should know that; I've heard it before. 451 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:08,603 Paige, keep the boat steady so I can make the shot. 452 00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:11,673 CABE: Here you go, girl. 453 00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,409 Careful, Cabe. 454 00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:16,611 WALTER: Ah, she just surfaced. 455 00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:18,847 She doesn't seem interested in the chicken. 456 00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:21,016 That's 'cause you're not making it seem like a tasty bird. 457 00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:22,484 You got to entice her, Cabe. 458 00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:24,353 Maybe I should've made it a cacciatore 459 00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:25,988 or a chicken parmigiana? 460 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,823 You need it to act like it's alive. 461 00:17:27,825 --> 00:17:30,959 You know? No animal just pops up and down like that. 462 00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:33,962 See? See how it just skims the surface there? 463 00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:35,097 It's like a duck. 464 00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:37,165 Watch it, Toby, you're kind of close. 465 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,467 HAPPY Hey, dummy, if I'm pregnant, 466 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:40,002 I do not want to tell my child 467 00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:42,104 that Dad died as gator bait. 468 00:17:43,874 --> 00:17:45,140 (grumbles) 469 00:17:45,142 --> 00:17:46,274 CABE (quietly): We got movement. 470 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,609 TOBY: And then, when she comes up 471 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:50,612 for her meal, Walt, hit her with that tranq gun. 472 00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:52,614 Got her in my sights. 473 00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:57,452 (groans) Damn it, she's gone. 474 00:17:57,454 --> 00:17:59,221 Maybe she's not hungry. 475 00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:00,389 Whoa! 476 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,657 (screams) 477 00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:04,693 The rope's tangled around my arm, I'm falling in! 478 00:18:04,695 --> 00:18:05,727 Tranq the dinosaur! 479 00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:07,496 I can't get a line on her! 480 00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:08,864 Just point, aim and shoot. 481 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,566 PAIGE: You missed! 482 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:12,567 It's harder than it looks. 483 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,302 Dig your feet in the mud! 484 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:15,370 I'm gonna reach into my pocket 485 00:18:15,372 --> 00:18:17,005 and get my pocket knife and cut the rope! 486 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,740 The thrashing of the water is moving the boat. 487 00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:19,641 I-I can't aim! 488 00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:20,803 Just shoot it! TOBY: Shoot it! 489 00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:22,244 (shouts) 490 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,645 Son of a bitch! 491 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:24,546 Did you hit the target? 492 00:18:24,548 --> 00:18:26,548 Uh, not the one I was aiming for. 493 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:27,883 He shot me in the ass! 494 00:18:27,885 --> 00:18:29,684 It's not as easy as it looks! 495 00:18:29,686 --> 00:18:30,986 (grunting) 496 00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:33,155 Come on. 497 00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:34,389 Come on. All right. 498 00:18:34,391 --> 00:18:35,490 Come on, big fella. 499 00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:36,825 Okay. Happy, they're safe. 500 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,360 What about the prehistoric beast? 501 00:18:38,362 --> 00:18:39,261 (grunts) 502 00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:40,862 Just took a dart from his butt. 503 00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:42,364 The alligator, stupid. 504 00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:44,633 Oh. No, she got away. 505 00:18:44,635 --> 00:18:46,835 I got the dart out before all the drugs discharged, 506 00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:48,737 but he's still got a heavy sedative in him. 507 00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:49,805 We're gonna need an antidote 508 00:18:49,807 --> 00:18:51,006 before it hits his nervous system. 509 00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:52,107 Ah, that's all right. 510 00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,608 Let's go. 511 00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,213 So about that antidote? 512 00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,514 (slurring): Let's get those mosquitoes. 513 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,594 TOBY: Happy, you call Ditterman, 514 00:19:10,595 --> 00:19:12,729 and hurry up; he should have the antivenin. 515 00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:14,497 Enough of this stuff interferes enough with his nervous system, 516 00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:15,965 it'll kill him. HAPPY: Already dialed. 517 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:18,768 You are a mile away from Rural Route 32. 518 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,637 If you can get Cabe to that highway, 519 00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:22,439 I can tell Ditterman to meet you with the antidote. 520 00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,274 All right. Uh, I'll take him, you go get the gator. 521 00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:25,375 Okay. 522 00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:26,543 Be careful. 523 00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:27,977 Let's go, big fella. 524 00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:29,212 What's up, Doc? 525 00:19:29,214 --> 00:19:30,280 (laughs) 526 00:19:30,282 --> 00:19:31,448 Oh, boy. 527 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,549 Guys, I got to go. 528 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:34,084 I have Ditterman on the line. 529 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,686 So we have T minus 24 minutes to get our mosquitoes back. 530 00:19:36,688 --> 00:19:38,421 There are no more tranquilizer darts, 531 00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:40,223 we've lost our surgeon, and even if we find Yvonne, 532 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:42,292 we won't be able to get our tin back, anyway. 533 00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:44,027 Well, maybe we don't need to get it from her. 534 00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:45,795 Maybe we can get her to give it to us. 535 00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:47,831 Lobelia inflata is native to the Southeast. 536 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,300 It grows on the eucalyptus trees found near the swamps. 537 00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:52,302 Come on, let's go. Explain how giving the alligator 538 00:19:52,304 --> 00:19:54,037 a plant is going to give us the box back. 539 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,172 Well, because Lobelia inflata is more commonly known 540 00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:58,441 by its layman's nickname: the puke weed. 541 00:19:58,443 --> 00:19:59,442 (groans) 542 00:19:59,444 --> 00:20:01,144 And what exactly is your relationship 543 00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:03,012 to Ms. Logan, Mr. Dodd? 544 00:20:03,014 --> 00:20:04,981 Brother? Uncle? 545 00:20:04,983 --> 00:20:07,217 I'm her alderman, she's my intern. 546 00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:08,818 Okay, Mr. Dodd. 547 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:12,388 Do you have any proof of who slashed Patty's tires? 548 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:15,925 Well, no, but I think the note is crystal clear. 549 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:18,128 It was retribution for an alleged crossing 550 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,963 of arbitrary societal lines. 551 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:21,297 Now, if we could compare 552 00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:23,767 the handwriting in the note to the handwriting 553 00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:25,401 of these girls that Patty has mentioned... 554 00:20:25,403 --> 00:20:27,036 This isn't CSI. 555 00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:28,505 We don't have the resources 556 00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,440 for handwriting analysis. 557 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:31,875 Now, I'll look into it, 558 00:20:31,877 --> 00:20:33,943 and if there is something to be done, I'll handle it. 559 00:20:33,945 --> 00:20:35,044 How's that sound? 560 00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:37,380 Like bullnuggets. 561 00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:38,481 Excuse me? 562 00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:39,883 I've met you before. 563 00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:42,552 Your nameplate might read "Ms. Carlisle," 564 00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:45,121 but it might as well read "Mr. Dinkins," 565 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:48,324 and you might as well be a 68-year-old balding man 566 00:20:48,326 --> 00:20:49,659 with an overbite 567 00:20:49,661 --> 00:20:50,927 and a bad comb-over 568 00:20:50,929 --> 00:20:52,395 and absolutely no intention 569 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:54,464 of doing anything about Buddy Hinkle stealing 570 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,800 my Super Fun Guy lunch box and throwing it up 571 00:20:56,802 --> 00:20:59,169 in the Japanese maple on the playground. 572 00:21:01,072 --> 00:21:02,872 I think we've gotten off topic. 573 00:21:02,874 --> 00:21:04,107 No. 574 00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:06,509 I am perfectly on topic, Ms. Carlisle. 575 00:21:06,511 --> 00:21:07,911 I am on the topic 576 00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:11,548 of bureaucrats who would rather sit and wait out 577 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:13,416 their last two years until retirement 578 00:21:13,418 --> 00:21:15,318 instead of actually helping the kids 579 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,987 who need help. 580 00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,556 So I am done talking to you. 581 00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:21,291 What is the name of Patty's guidance counselor? 582 00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:24,460 Uh, Mr. Gipmar. 583 00:21:24,462 --> 00:21:27,430 I suggest you get Gipmar 'cause I'm sitting in your office 584 00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:30,233 and I'm not leaving till I get my lunch box. 585 00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:32,802 There it is. 586 00:21:32,804 --> 00:21:34,771 The Lobelia inflata. 587 00:21:34,773 --> 00:21:36,272 PAIGE: Oh, it's pretty high up. 588 00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:37,373 No way to scale that tree, 589 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,775 so how do we get up there? 590 00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:40,143 Uh, what sort of equipment do you have on the boat? 591 00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:42,378 A bunch of your husband's Mardi Gras beads. 592 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,147 Not really useful. 593 00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:47,016 Oh, I saw a tarp and some rope for crawdad traps. 594 00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:48,351 Okay, I can work with that. 595 00:21:48,353 --> 00:21:50,553 Yeah, yeah, thanks, Doc, we'll see you soon. 596 00:21:50,555 --> 00:21:52,288 Cabe, Ditterman's got the antidote in hand. 597 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:53,923 He's gonna meet us on Route 32 ASAP, 598 00:21:53,925 --> 00:21:56,159 so we got to hustle. 599 00:21:56,161 --> 00:21:58,228 I got something in my ear. 600 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,730 It's all right. 601 00:22:00,732 --> 00:22:02,699 You got something, too. 602 00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:03,967 What? No. Stop it. Cabe. 603 00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:06,769 Whoa, whoa, whoa, those are our comms! 604 00:22:06,771 --> 00:22:08,204 Let's just go. 605 00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:09,138 You okay? 606 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:11,040 Come here. Why don't you, uh, 607 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:13,376 why don't you just follow my lead here? 608 00:22:13,378 --> 00:22:15,378 Huh? Here we go. 609 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:18,348 You know what, Doc? 610 00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:20,316 This is what life's all about. 611 00:22:20,318 --> 00:22:22,485 Taking care of people you love. 612 00:22:22,487 --> 00:22:25,788 We need to take care of each other. 613 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:27,657 You're gonna learn that soon... 614 00:22:27,659 --> 00:22:29,626 'cause you're... 615 00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:31,661 you're gonna be a dad. 616 00:22:31,663 --> 00:22:33,396 That's so awesome. 617 00:22:33,398 --> 00:22:35,665 That's so awesome. Yeah. 618 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:37,300 Came to the Big Easy to party 619 00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:40,503 and I'm the designated driver for Tipsy McStumblepants. 620 00:22:40,505 --> 00:22:42,405 - You know what else is awesome? - Huh? 621 00:22:42,407 --> 00:22:45,241 Breakfast for dinner. 622 00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:48,378 Boop. 623 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:51,047 I hate you. 624 00:22:51,049 --> 00:22:52,682 Okay, then you take the end of the rope, 625 00:22:52,684 --> 00:22:53,950 you slide it through the double-hitched knot, 626 00:22:53,952 --> 00:22:55,652 you put it through the A-hinge of the crawdad trap, 627 00:22:55,654 --> 00:22:57,020 you wrap it around the other side, 628 00:22:57,022 --> 00:22:58,888 and you repeat the steps to act as a counterbalance. 629 00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:00,189 Happy, can you slow down? 630 00:23:00,191 --> 00:23:01,324 I'm trying to follow your instructions, 631 00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:02,525 but you're going way too fast. 632 00:23:02,527 --> 00:23:04,027 Oh, God, this would be so much easier 633 00:23:04,029 --> 00:23:05,161 if I was there to build it. 634 00:23:05,163 --> 00:23:07,764 Okay, you're the one with the, uh, 197 IQ. 635 00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:09,132 Keep up. 636 00:23:09,134 --> 00:23:11,301 My area of expertise is not mechanical engineering. 637 00:23:11,303 --> 00:23:13,336 Maybe if you could articulate your ideas 638 00:23:13,338 --> 00:23:14,570 a little bit better, then... 639 00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:16,139 No, you're right. 640 00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:18,207 I have no patience for explaining things. 641 00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:19,742 Toby says the same thing. 642 00:23:19,744 --> 00:23:21,344 I am a sucky teacher. 643 00:23:21,346 --> 00:23:24,447 Actually, you're not. 644 00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:26,249 I see here that the mistake was mine. 645 00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:29,452 I-I did a single-hitched knot instead of a double-hitch 646 00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:31,854 like you said. 647 00:23:31,856 --> 00:23:33,222 So it's totally my fault. 648 00:23:33,224 --> 00:23:34,857 (mouthing) 649 00:23:34,859 --> 00:23:36,693 But if you could slow it down a bit, 650 00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:39,228 I, uh, might be able to get it right the next time 651 00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:41,831 and then we could climb that tree 652 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,433 and grab that puke weed. 653 00:23:43,435 --> 00:23:45,668 Okay. 20 minutes left to make this happen. 654 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,071 Let's start off from the top again. 655 00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:50,273 You take the base of the crawdad trap. 656 00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:51,307 That's gonna be your seat. 657 00:23:51,309 --> 00:23:53,776 (quietly): Now, that's how you white-lie. 658 00:23:54,479 --> 00:23:56,079 Very proud of you. 659 00:23:58,984 --> 00:24:02,986 Brown mustard, L.A. Kings, 660 00:24:02,988 --> 00:24:05,254 wind chimes, and that's it. 661 00:24:05,256 --> 00:24:06,990 That's everything that's awesome. 662 00:24:06,992 --> 00:24:08,825 - Oh, is that all? - You sure? 663 00:24:08,827 --> 00:24:10,460 Well, I don't know. 664 00:24:10,462 --> 00:24:11,728 Maybe I'm forgetting something. 665 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:12,762 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cabe! 666 00:24:12,764 --> 00:24:14,130 Come on, come on, man. Hey. 667 00:24:14,132 --> 00:24:15,331 Are you feeling all right? 668 00:24:17,202 --> 00:24:19,202 (groans) 669 00:24:19,204 --> 00:24:20,470 Answer appears to be no. 670 00:24:20,472 --> 00:24:21,971 (pants) 671 00:24:21,973 --> 00:24:23,873 (cars driving in distance) 672 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,241 You hear that? 673 00:24:25,243 --> 00:24:27,844 That road can't be more than a quarter mile away. 674 00:24:27,846 --> 00:24:29,112 Cabe, you know what? 675 00:24:29,114 --> 00:24:31,247 Um, stay here. 676 00:24:31,249 --> 00:24:33,416 I'm gonna go get Ditterman and the antidote 677 00:24:33,418 --> 00:24:34,951 and I-- and I'll be right back. Okay? 678 00:24:34,953 --> 00:24:36,719 Awesome. Don't move. 679 00:24:36,721 --> 00:24:38,821 Okay. 680 00:24:38,823 --> 00:24:40,890 (groans) 681 00:24:40,892 --> 00:24:43,226 TOBY: Aah! Cabe! Over here, over here! 682 00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:44,594 Toby?! 683 00:24:44,596 --> 00:24:47,330 Cabe, hurry! 684 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:53,336 What you doing? 685 00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:54,837 I'm in quicksand, you idiot. 686 00:24:54,839 --> 00:24:55,905 Quicksand. 687 00:24:55,907 --> 00:24:57,040 I haven't seen quicksand 688 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:58,174 since The Princess Bride. 689 00:24:58,176 --> 00:24:59,208 Now, that was 690 00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:01,177 an awesome movie. 691 00:25:01,179 --> 00:25:02,945 Don't fear, Buttercup. 692 00:25:02,947 --> 00:25:05,114 I will save you. 693 00:25:05,116 --> 00:25:07,383 I'm a dead man. 694 00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:14,915 Coming, buddy! 695 00:25:17,139 --> 00:25:18,039 Yeah. 696 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,840 All right, now pull me out. 697 00:25:19,842 --> 00:25:21,675 (grunts) 698 00:25:21,677 --> 00:25:23,544 Come on. 699 00:25:23,546 --> 00:25:24,912 (grunts, groans) 700 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:27,080 I can't do it. 701 00:25:27,082 --> 00:25:28,682 Yeah, that's 'cause you're hopped up on tranq juice. 702 00:25:28,684 --> 00:25:30,684 Oh, I'm really going down fast. 703 00:25:30,686 --> 00:25:31,752 Um, Cabe? 704 00:25:31,754 --> 00:25:33,987 Can you find a vine or something? 705 00:25:33,989 --> 00:25:36,456 Okay, I'm on it. 706 00:25:39,061 --> 00:25:40,827 No, no, no, no! Forget about it. 707 00:25:40,829 --> 00:25:41,795 New plan. 708 00:25:41,797 --> 00:25:42,963 Forget about trying to pull me out. 709 00:25:42,965 --> 00:25:44,198 You got to push me down. 710 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,365 Fast! 711 00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,668 You want me to smother you in the quicksand? 712 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:49,303 No, quicksand's created by underground water systems 713 00:25:49,305 --> 00:25:50,470 like rivers or streams. 714 00:25:50,472 --> 00:25:52,506 So I bet there's a stream underneath this pit 715 00:25:52,508 --> 00:25:53,607 that runs to that pond over there. 716 00:25:53,609 --> 00:25:55,275 So you want me to drown you? 717 00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:56,710 No, just find something heavy 718 00:25:56,712 --> 00:25:57,945 that's gonna weigh me down quick, 719 00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,513 and I'm gonna fall to the underground stream, 720 00:25:59,515 --> 00:26:02,149 I'll ride it to the pond, and then I'll swim to the surface 721 00:26:02,151 --> 00:26:03,450 before I suffocate or drown! 722 00:26:03,452 --> 00:26:04,918 Oh, man, that sounds scary. 723 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,286 Go get the damn rock! 724 00:26:06,288 --> 00:26:08,755 Okay. 725 00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:15,896 (metal detector beeping) 726 00:26:15,898 --> 00:26:17,130 You hear that? 727 00:26:17,132 --> 00:26:18,332 Gator's nearby. 728 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:20,567 Okay. (grunts) 729 00:26:20,569 --> 00:26:22,769 I'll grab the chicken. 730 00:26:22,771 --> 00:26:25,639 Get every last bit in there. 731 00:26:25,641 --> 00:26:27,574 I hung from a crawdad rope 20 feet in the air 732 00:26:27,576 --> 00:26:29,943 to get that crap. Understood. 733 00:26:29,945 --> 00:26:31,278 I'll need your smart watch. 734 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,014 You plan to text Yvonne? 735 00:26:34,016 --> 00:26:35,983 The watch is also a tracking device. 736 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,552 This way we won't risk losing her again. 737 00:26:38,554 --> 00:26:40,887 Oh, you're making, like, a real-life Tick-Tock Croc. 738 00:26:40,889 --> 00:26:43,090 Yeah. 739 00:26:43,092 --> 00:26:45,792 Peter Pan, when the crocodile swallowed the alarm clock? 740 00:26:45,794 --> 00:26:47,594 I've never read it. 741 00:26:47,596 --> 00:26:49,963 Besides, Yvonne is an alligator, not a croc. 742 00:26:49,965 --> 00:26:52,165 Crocs are on average five feet longer 743 00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:54,768 and they tend to live in saltwater habitats, 744 00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:56,470 while alligators prefer 745 00:26:56,472 --> 00:26:57,638 freshwater marshes. 746 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,239 Don't ruin Peter Pan for me. 747 00:27:00,609 --> 00:27:03,477 Ping was over here. 748 00:27:03,479 --> 00:27:04,945 (metal detector whining) 749 00:27:04,947 --> 00:27:06,980 (Walter grunts) 750 00:27:12,454 --> 00:27:15,255 Here, gator, gator, gator. 751 00:27:21,797 --> 00:27:23,363 Aah. 752 00:27:25,367 --> 00:27:27,267 Okay, let's follow her. 753 00:27:28,604 --> 00:27:30,504 It's working. It's showing us 754 00:27:30,506 --> 00:27:32,406 exactly where Yvonne and the mosquitoes are headed. 755 00:27:32,408 --> 00:27:34,808 12 minutes to go. No time to waste. 756 00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:36,476 Okay. Let's follow that gator. 757 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:44,451 Cabe! Where the hell are you, man?! 758 00:27:44,453 --> 00:27:47,521 (panting) 759 00:27:47,523 --> 00:27:48,522 Where's the rock?! 760 00:27:48,524 --> 00:27:49,690 Where the hell you been?! 761 00:27:49,692 --> 00:27:52,159 Well, I couldn't find one large rock. 762 00:27:52,161 --> 00:27:54,928 But not to worry. 763 00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:57,030 I found a bunch of small ones. Pebbles?! 764 00:27:57,032 --> 00:27:59,032 Pebbles do not help me! 765 00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:01,068 I always thought one of the stupid ones were gonna kill me. 766 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,669 I thought it was gonna be Paige. 767 00:28:02,671 --> 00:28:04,604 Cabe, come on, man. 768 00:28:04,606 --> 00:28:07,541 Stay with me. If I die, you got to get to Route 32 by yourself. 769 00:28:09,378 --> 00:28:12,212 Oh, oh! 770 00:28:12,214 --> 00:28:13,547 Wasn't the weight I was looking for, 771 00:28:13,549 --> 00:28:14,748 but you'll do. 772 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,827 (gasps) 773 00:28:29,665 --> 00:28:33,133 (panting) 774 00:28:33,135 --> 00:28:34,968 Whoa! What just happened?! 775 00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:36,937 You just took the worst water park ride ever. 776 00:28:36,939 --> 00:28:38,705 (panting) 777 00:28:38,707 --> 00:28:40,574 Ooh, I feel alert now! 778 00:28:40,576 --> 00:28:41,641 Yeah, that's an adrenaline rush. 779 00:28:41,643 --> 00:28:42,743 It's soon gonna wear off. 780 00:28:42,745 --> 00:28:44,077 It's a double-edged sword. 781 00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:46,446 The adrenaline's got your heart pumping faster, 782 00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:51,084 which is gonna make the drug go through your body faster, too. 783 00:28:59,395 --> 00:29:00,694 Watch stopped moving. 784 00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:03,330 Well, Yvonne would stop to vomit. 785 00:29:03,332 --> 00:29:05,031 The puke weed worked faster than we thought. 786 00:29:05,033 --> 00:29:06,633 Ugh, so gross. 787 00:29:06,635 --> 00:29:09,703 Okay, uh, so she stopped moving 788 00:29:09,705 --> 00:29:12,739 somewhere underwater around here. 789 00:29:12,741 --> 00:29:15,876 So, once she vomits, the tin will float to the surface, 790 00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,545 so keep an eye out. 791 00:29:22,351 --> 00:29:24,184 There it is. Okay, grab the net. 792 00:29:27,623 --> 00:29:29,222 Hold on. 793 00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,759 PAIGE: Take it easy, Walter. 794 00:29:32,761 --> 00:29:34,761 Go slow. WALTER: We have to hurry. 795 00:29:34,763 --> 00:29:38,165 We only have four minutes to release the mosquitoes. 796 00:29:40,302 --> 00:29:41,435 Aah. 797 00:29:41,437 --> 00:29:43,003 (shouts) 798 00:29:43,005 --> 00:29:44,237 Paige! 799 00:29:44,239 --> 00:29:47,040 What happened? 800 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,408 The-the boat must've hit a tree stump. 801 00:29:48,410 --> 00:29:49,443 Are you okay? 802 00:29:49,445 --> 00:29:51,978 Yeah. There's the tin. I'll get it. 803 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,848 You get the boat off the stump. 804 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:56,483 Okay. 805 00:29:57,286 --> 00:29:59,052 Okay. 806 00:29:59,054 --> 00:30:00,287 Okay, I got it. 807 00:30:00,289 --> 00:30:01,321 Okay, great work, Paige. 808 00:30:01,323 --> 00:30:03,857 (grunting): Yeah, I got the boat free. 809 00:30:07,996 --> 00:30:09,796 (growls) 810 00:30:09,798 --> 00:30:12,199 Paige. 811 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:16,470 The alligator is right behind you. 812 00:30:16,472 --> 00:30:18,672 (Yvonne growling) 813 00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:29,783 Oh, God. 814 00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:40,856 Oh. What do I do? 815 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,358 I've got three minutes 816 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,626 before the mosquitoes are useless, 817 00:30:44,628 --> 00:30:46,228 but if I move, Yvonne's gonna freaking eat me. 818 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:47,629 Don't move. 819 00:30:47,631 --> 00:30:49,198 The alligator's attracted to splashing 820 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,833 or any vibrations in the water. 821 00:30:50,835 --> 00:30:53,068 Get me the hell out of here. 822 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:55,437 HAPPY: Walt. 823 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,772 The fanboat probably has 824 00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:58,407 a 500-horsepower engine, 825 00:30:58,409 --> 00:30:59,975 topping off at 45 826 00:30:59,977 --> 00:31:01,376 to 50 miles per hour. 827 00:31:01,378 --> 00:31:02,811 The gator tops off at 20. 828 00:31:02,813 --> 00:31:03,846 Do you follow? 829 00:31:03,848 --> 00:31:06,048 I do. 830 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,632 (Yvonne growling) 831 00:31:25,669 --> 00:31:27,069 You're pissing off Yvonne. 832 00:31:27,071 --> 00:31:29,938 Hold on, Paige! I'm gonna get you to safety. 833 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,908 Happy's insane. I can't water-ski barefoot. 834 00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:34,943 HAPPY: You're not gonna water-ski. 835 00:31:34,945 --> 00:31:36,278 He's gonna drag your ass. 836 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,680 (screaming) 837 00:31:41,819 --> 00:31:45,254 I feel alert now. Just a little bit further. 838 00:31:45,256 --> 00:31:48,123 Ditterman's gonna meet us up on the road. Come on. 839 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,325 Cabe, man, I'm really sorry. 840 00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:51,493 None of this would've happened 841 00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:53,495 if I wasn't wearing those stupid beads. 842 00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:55,364 I just thought, if Happy might be pregnant, 843 00:31:55,366 --> 00:31:57,332 I can have one last hurrah in New Orleans 844 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,767 before the baby comes, you know? 845 00:31:58,769 --> 00:32:00,602 One last time to be wild and crazy 846 00:32:00,604 --> 00:32:02,804 before responsibility sets in. 847 00:32:03,774 --> 00:32:06,541 I'd hate for my immaturity to be your downfall. 848 00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,746 That's it. 849 00:32:10,748 --> 00:32:14,149 Here's the road. All right, you're gonna make it, buddy. 850 00:32:14,151 --> 00:32:15,284 Move your feet, man. 851 00:32:15,286 --> 00:32:18,120 You got this. 852 00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,693 Are you kidding me? 853 00:32:24,695 --> 00:32:25,727 (grunts) Oh! Oh! 854 00:32:25,729 --> 00:32:26,862 Cabe, Cabe! 855 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,630 Come on, man. Wake up. 856 00:32:28,632 --> 00:32:31,900 Cabe, come on, buddy. Wake up. 857 00:32:31,902 --> 00:32:33,135 If you die on this trip, 858 00:32:33,137 --> 00:32:35,537 I'll never be able to enjoy zydeco music ever again. 859 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,472 Come on! 860 00:32:38,842 --> 00:32:40,409 Oh, Ditterman! 861 00:32:40,411 --> 00:32:42,411 Hey! Over here! 862 00:32:44,982 --> 00:32:47,049 I got it. 863 00:32:53,924 --> 00:32:56,224 It's not working. You sure you grabbed the right syringe? 864 00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:59,194 It's the antivenin. I just may have injected him too late. 865 00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:04,099 Wake up, Cabe, come on. 866 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,840 Zydeco music sucks. 867 00:33:15,612 --> 00:33:18,947 You know, that really is a quality rug you got there. 868 00:33:19,783 --> 00:33:22,718 He's still affected by the drugs. 869 00:33:33,564 --> 00:33:35,530 Coming up to the drop spot. 870 00:33:35,532 --> 00:33:37,733 Hurry, we have 12 seconds left! 871 00:33:37,735 --> 00:33:39,434 Okay. Let 'em go. 872 00:33:40,938 --> 00:33:42,004 Got it. 873 00:33:42,006 --> 00:33:44,072 (sighs) 874 00:33:44,074 --> 00:33:47,409 Just in time. 875 00:33:47,411 --> 00:33:48,643 They'll mate. 876 00:33:48,645 --> 00:33:52,547 Their offspring will be sterile. Pandemic officially averted. 877 00:33:52,549 --> 00:33:55,717 Guys, I just heard from Toby. Cabe is okay. 878 00:33:55,719 --> 00:33:58,086 Oh, thank God. Can we please just go home? 879 00:33:58,088 --> 00:33:59,688 Yeah. Oh. 880 00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:01,656 Besides, we should get back to L.A. soon. 881 00:34:01,658 --> 00:34:03,091 You don't want to miss that lecture tonight. 882 00:34:03,093 --> 00:34:07,129 Oh, no... wouldn't want to miss that. 883 00:34:12,603 --> 00:34:15,237 (school bell ringing) 884 00:34:19,176 --> 00:34:20,509 Our bikes... 885 00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:23,645 Who did this to us? 886 00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:27,649 Oh, no. 887 00:34:35,392 --> 00:34:36,625 Did you do this? 888 00:34:36,627 --> 00:34:39,194 I gave the mean girls a taste of their own medicine. 889 00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:43,298 By vandalizing their bikes? 890 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,699 I just locked them up. 891 00:34:44,701 --> 00:34:45,934 There's 20 locks over there, Ralph. 892 00:34:45,936 --> 00:34:47,269 That's over two million potential combinations 893 00:34:47,271 --> 00:34:49,571 to comb through. Exactly. 894 00:34:49,573 --> 00:34:52,741 I came here to use diplomacy, to talk to Patty's principal 895 00:34:52,743 --> 00:34:54,176 or her guidance counselor. 896 00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:56,144 How'd that work out for you? 897 00:34:59,817 --> 00:35:02,417 His mom is gonna kill him. 898 00:35:02,419 --> 00:35:03,652 What were you thinking? 899 00:35:03,654 --> 00:35:05,720 That those girls were cruel 900 00:35:05,722 --> 00:35:07,122 and they did a bad thing. 901 00:35:07,124 --> 00:35:08,457 And now you've done a bad thing. 902 00:35:08,459 --> 00:35:10,392 You can't respond to bullying with more bullying. 903 00:35:10,394 --> 00:35:11,560 Why not? 904 00:35:11,562 --> 00:35:13,428 In physics, two negatives often equal a positive. 905 00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:14,496 This isn't physics. 906 00:35:14,498 --> 00:35:16,698 And don't try to outsmart the situation. 907 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,633 Stupid behavior plus stupid behavior 908 00:35:18,635 --> 00:35:19,935 just leads to more stupidity. 909 00:35:19,937 --> 00:35:22,170 - But, Mom... - Quiet. Let me ask you a question. 910 00:35:22,172 --> 00:35:24,439 Do you think those girls will be nicer to Patty now? 911 00:35:24,441 --> 00:35:26,508 Or do you think that they'll dislike her more? 912 00:35:27,511 --> 00:35:30,545 Did you help the problem or exacerbate it? 913 00:35:32,649 --> 00:35:35,183 Over 200 IQ and you need me to figure it out for you. 914 00:35:35,185 --> 00:35:37,986 (sighs) I'm sorry. 915 00:35:37,988 --> 00:35:40,589 You're gonna pay for any damage 916 00:35:40,591 --> 00:35:42,124 that may have happened to those bikes. 917 00:35:42,126 --> 00:35:43,425 You're gonna apologize to those girls, 918 00:35:43,427 --> 00:35:44,793 and you're gonna take whatever punishment 919 00:35:44,795 --> 00:35:46,394 the principal thinks is right. 920 00:35:47,498 --> 00:35:50,365 In Ralph's defense, the principal is a tool. 921 00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,300 Eavesdropper. 922 00:36:02,479 --> 00:36:03,912 Ralph. 923 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:05,814 You're a good kid. 924 00:36:05,816 --> 00:36:07,249 Your heart was in the right place. 925 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:10,051 Thanks. But... 926 00:36:10,053 --> 00:36:12,521 your head was up your butt. 927 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,292 Thank you for what you did today. 928 00:36:17,294 --> 00:36:19,394 Principal Carlisle removed my tardy. 929 00:36:19,396 --> 00:36:21,196 She did? Yes. 930 00:36:21,198 --> 00:36:23,865 On the condition that you never visit her office again. 931 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:26,401 Done and done. 932 00:36:26,403 --> 00:36:28,770 Heard some kids messed with the queen bee's bikes. 933 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:32,040 It wasn't me, just so you know. I don't know who did it. 934 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:34,609 Well, when you're mean, you make enemies. 935 00:36:34,611 --> 00:36:36,111 Not saying it was right, though. 936 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:39,414 Can I tell you something? 937 00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:41,516 Of course. 938 00:36:41,518 --> 00:36:44,452 Thing is, if I'm being honest, 939 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:46,421 I don't have a lot of friends. 940 00:36:46,423 --> 00:36:48,557 I'm aware that my personality is a bit intense 941 00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:51,259 and different than the other kids. 942 00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:53,161 I'm sure you have plenty of... I don't. 943 00:36:53,163 --> 00:36:56,565 But what I'm trying to say is, 944 00:36:56,567 --> 00:36:58,667 I'm thankful that you're one of them. 945 00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:03,171 Patty, you have loads of friends. 946 00:37:03,173 --> 00:37:04,239 Ralph, Paige, 947 00:37:04,241 --> 00:37:05,941 Walter, Toby, the entire team. 948 00:37:05,943 --> 00:37:06,942 And that puts you 949 00:37:06,944 --> 00:37:09,444 way ahead of where I was at your age. 950 00:37:09,446 --> 00:37:11,646 You had a tough time in high school? 951 00:37:11,648 --> 00:37:14,316 The toughest. 952 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:17,285 So it gets better? 953 00:37:17,287 --> 00:37:19,421 It gets so much better. 954 00:37:19,423 --> 00:37:21,623 Patty, you're gonna go on to do great things. 955 00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,658 You're already on your way. 956 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:25,660 Trust me. 957 00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:27,796 I wouldn't lie to my friend. 958 00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:39,574 (groans) 959 00:37:39,576 --> 00:37:42,143 That stings. Stop squirming. 960 00:37:42,145 --> 00:37:43,778 I think every pricker bush in those woods 961 00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:45,447 took a bit out of me today. (winces) 962 00:37:45,449 --> 00:37:47,549 So I thought you were gonna stay down there a bit longer, 963 00:37:47,551 --> 00:37:49,985 get your party on in the bayou. 964 00:37:49,987 --> 00:37:51,286 No, I had a realization today. 965 00:37:51,288 --> 00:37:54,256 I, I realized that I don't want to be the guy 966 00:37:54,258 --> 00:37:56,758 that wakes up shirtless in a parked streetcar anymore. 967 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,360 Metaphorically speaking? 968 00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:00,829 Yeah... 969 00:38:02,132 --> 00:38:04,466 I just... Having a baby does not make you a man. 970 00:38:04,468 --> 00:38:07,035 Taking care of a baby makes you a man. 971 00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:09,638 And I could barely care for Cabe today, 972 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,072 and the guy's almost 60. 973 00:38:11,074 --> 00:38:13,008 He almost drowned 974 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:15,577 in quicksand today because of me. 975 00:38:15,579 --> 00:38:16,945 I got to... 976 00:38:16,947 --> 00:38:19,214 I got to stop with the childish antics 977 00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:23,351 and prepare to properly take care of our future child. 978 00:38:23,353 --> 00:38:25,086 I get it. 979 00:38:25,088 --> 00:38:27,355 I had an eye-opening day myself. 980 00:38:27,357 --> 00:38:29,524 I thought I'd be okay staying back, 981 00:38:29,526 --> 00:38:31,526 quarterbacking from the garage, 982 00:38:31,528 --> 00:38:33,194 but I went a little crazy. 983 00:38:33,196 --> 00:38:34,829 I like getting my hands dirty, 984 00:38:34,831 --> 00:38:36,364 being in control. 985 00:38:36,366 --> 00:38:38,633 But having a baby means 986 00:38:38,635 --> 00:38:41,603 a lot of things will be out of my control. 987 00:38:41,605 --> 00:38:43,638 That is a hard adjustment to make, 988 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,573 and I feel like... 989 00:38:45,575 --> 00:38:47,709 - I'm losing a bit of my identity. - Yeah. 990 00:38:47,711 --> 00:38:51,413 I think we both are. 991 00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:54,449 I'm gonna have to stop being a man-boy all the time. 992 00:38:54,451 --> 00:38:55,684 And you're gonna have to stop 993 00:38:55,686 --> 00:38:57,452 being a controlasaurus all the time. 994 00:38:59,389 --> 00:39:01,089 That might be a good thing, you know? 995 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:03,158 There's a lot of changes coming our way. 996 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,393 We got to make some changes, too. 997 00:39:11,468 --> 00:39:12,567 Now stop squirming. 998 00:39:12,569 --> 00:39:13,868 (whimpers) 999 00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:14,836 Ah. 1000 00:39:14,838 --> 00:39:16,871 Okay, Sly's gonna take you home. 1001 00:39:16,873 --> 00:39:19,307 I get to go to a stimulating lecture 1002 00:39:19,309 --> 00:39:21,142 on major loop deterrence? 1003 00:39:21,144 --> 00:39:23,044 "Trigger Loop as a Major Determinant 1004 00:39:23,046 --> 00:39:24,512 of Transcriptional Fidelity." 1005 00:39:24,514 --> 00:39:26,281 That doesn't sound so bad. 1006 00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,450 Oh, I'd rather be at the swamp with the alligators. 1007 00:39:31,254 --> 00:39:33,154 Uh, Paige, uh, bad news. 1008 00:39:33,156 --> 00:39:35,090 The lecture was canceled. 1009 00:39:35,092 --> 00:39:37,559 There's not as much interest in the topic as they thought. 1010 00:39:37,561 --> 00:39:40,195 Really? That's surprising. 1011 00:39:40,197 --> 00:39:43,965 Yeah. It is. Uh... but it's probably a good thing, right? 1012 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,301 You must be tired after today. 1013 00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:48,336 This way you can go home with Ralph and rest. 1014 00:39:48,338 --> 00:39:51,773 Yeah, that's too bad, but I'm actually pretty spent. 1015 00:39:51,775 --> 00:39:53,341 Being dragged through the swamp 1016 00:39:53,343 --> 00:39:57,112 is draining, so it's probably for the best. 1017 00:39:57,114 --> 00:39:59,280 Okay, well, get some rest. 1018 00:39:59,282 --> 00:40:00,648 I'll see you tomorrow. 1019 00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:02,517 Tomorrow it is. 1020 00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:04,252 Okay, Ralph, let's go. 1021 00:40:07,357 --> 00:40:09,424 (door swings open) 1022 00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:11,626 (door closes) 1023 00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:15,130 Oh, hey, guys. 1024 00:40:15,132 --> 00:40:16,297 Have plans tonight? 1025 00:40:16,299 --> 00:40:17,966 Uh, staying in, taking it easy. 1026 00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:19,167 Order some pizza. 1027 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,835 Okay, well, enjoy your pizza. 1028 00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:22,470 Uh, I'll see you in the morning. 1029 00:40:22,472 --> 00:40:24,339 Smell you later, 197. 1030 00:40:24,341 --> 00:40:26,040 What happened to losing the man-boy? 1031 00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:28,676 "Smell you later" is a classic, goes nowhere. 1032 00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:30,445 Do you...? 1033 00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:33,081 Hey, guys. What are you doing? 1034 00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,649 I'm gonna make sure Patty gets home safe, 1035 00:40:34,651 --> 00:40:36,084 and then I'm gonna go check on Cabe. 1036 00:40:36,086 --> 00:40:38,019 Okay. Have a good night. 1037 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:40,288 See you later, Walter. Bye, Walt. 1038 00:40:59,342 --> 00:41:01,709 (phone chimes) 1039 00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:05,547 Excellent. 1040 00:41:10,353 --> 00:41:12,620 (car door opens) 1041 00:41:12,622 --> 00:41:13,955 Hey. 1042 00:41:13,957 --> 00:41:15,557 (car door closes) I'm glad you could make it. 1043 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:17,725 I thought this topic might be of interest to you. 1044 00:41:17,727 --> 00:41:20,328 I'm sorry it was such short notice. 1045 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:23,431 Are you kidding me? This lecture has been sold out for months. 1046 00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:24,833 I'm psyched. 1047 00:41:24,835 --> 00:41:27,902 Wonderful. Well, let's go have a stimulating evening. 1048 00:41:35,506 --> 00:41:42,406 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 78039

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