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♪ Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ♪
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♪ I'm exposed and it's no big surprise ♪
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♪ Don't ya think I know exactly where I stand ♪
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♪ This world is forcing me to hold your hand ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl Well, little old me ♪
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♪ Well don't let me out of your sight ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm just a girl ♪
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♪ All pretty and petite ♪
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♪ So don't let me have any rights ♪
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♪ Oh I've had it up to here ♪
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♪ The moment that I step outside ♪
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♪ So many reasons for me to run and hide ♪
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♪ I can't do the little things I hold so dear ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be ♪
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♪ 'Cause they won't let me drive late at night ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm just a girl Guess I'm some kind of freak ♪
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♪ 'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes ♪
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♪ Oh, am I making myself clear ♪
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♪ I'm just a girl ♪
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♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪
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- How much is this, Lori?
- It's very expensive.
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It's very expensive.
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Look, I got money to spend in here.
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I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place.
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Please leave.
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You know, even though we've watched "Pretty Woman" like 36 times...
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- I never get tired of making fun of it.
- Oh, I know.
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Aww, poor thing. Look! They won't let her shop.
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Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
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I know!
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Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves.
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It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh.
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But it is actually kind of sad.
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Anything you see here we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun, okay?
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- Okay.
- Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Frances, Tovah.
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- Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit.
- How divine!
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Exactly how obscene...
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I just get really happy when they finally let her shop.
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Okay, so I have nothing to wear.
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We don't even have time to make anything new before we go out.
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Well, what about this?
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- Did you lose weight?
- Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented.
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All I've had to eat for the past six days are Gummi Bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
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God, I wish I had your discipline.
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- ♪ This is it.... ♪
- ♪ Work this... ♪
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- ♪ Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow... ♪
- ♪ Here it is... ♪
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I can't believe how cute I look!
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I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked.
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Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can just say that to each other...
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- and we know that we're not being conceited?
- Oh, I know.
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No, we're just being honest.
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- ♪ Be my lover, Wanna be my lover... ♪
- ♪ Lover... ♪
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♪ Go ahead and take your time... Boy you gotta feel secure... ♪
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♪ Before I make you mine... Baby you have to be sure... ♪
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♪ You wanna be my lover... Wanna be my lover... ♪
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God. I hope some cute guys get here tonight. They were cute last night.
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- Oh, they were cute.
- Really cute!
- Oh!
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- Hey, Michele! Romy!
- We'll take two Diet Cokes?
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Right, with extra cherries. Don't move. I'll be right back.
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Okay. I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos.
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- Eeew.
- I hope I don't get indigestion.
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Hey, remember that time I barfed from bad Mexican food? It was so gross.
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- Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public.
- Me too! Ooh.
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I can't believe it. There are absolutely no guys here tonight.
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I know. None.
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Come on, Michele, let's just go dance with ourselves.
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Okay.
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♪ Put your hands in the air... ♪
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♪ 'Cause there's a party over here So grab yourself a beer... ♪
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♪ And we could get on with the world... ♪
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Swear to God. Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.
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You wanna try and have sex sometime? Just to see if we are?
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What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought of having sex with another woman creeps me out.
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But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.
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- Okay.
- ♪ Tell me can you feel the... ♪
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♪ Masked girls comin' with the fever, fever, fever... ♪
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♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
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- ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh♪
- Two-four-three.
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- ♪ Stayin' alive♪
- Two-four-three.
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Two-four-three.
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Two, four, three.
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Two, four, three.
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Service. Number 243.
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It's beautiful. Is that real wood?
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During this century, boys.
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Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off and bring the car around.
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- It's about time.
- Mm. Romy!
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You are looking hot today.
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Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig in here.
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Well, the air conditioning is working in the service office.
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You might wanna come by and, uh, cool off later?
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Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen.
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Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole.
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Mm.
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- I'm in a hurry.
- Well...
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I'm going as fast as I can, Ms Mooney. Heather.
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Heather Mooney?
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From Sagebrush High in Tucson?
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- Yeah?
- It's Romy!
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- Romy White!
- You're shittin' me.
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No, this is so weird. I didn't know you were living in L.A.
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Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot?
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So, God! You're driving a new Jaguar?
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- What do you do?
- Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes?
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- The ones that burn down real fast?
- "Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go"?
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I invented the quick-burning paper.
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Wow!
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- You goin' to the reunion?
- What reunion?
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Our ten-year high school reunion in Tucson?
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You're kidding me. It's been ten years since high school?
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- God. Where have I been?
- I'm stumped. Where?
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- Anyway, are you going?
- I'd rather put this out in my ass.
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I wonder why we didn't get an invitation.
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I mean, I'm sure Michele would have told me if she got one.
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- Michele Weinberger?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Do you live with Michele Weinberger?
- Yeah.
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I just thought maybe she'd be married to Sandy by now.
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- Sandy Frink?
- Yes, Sandy Frink.
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He could barely contain his erection every time she was around.
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Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook?
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The Frink-a-zoid and Michele, I am sure.
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Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school?
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I did not have a "thing." I did not have a "thing." I did not have a "thing."
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I was very much in love with him.
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Very much in love, and there's a difference.
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There's a difference.
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There's a difference.
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I have to go now.
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Well! I guess I won't be seeing you at the reunion.
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- But I'll tell everyone you said "hi."
- Why don't you tell everyone...
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I said to go fuck themselves, for making my teen years a living hell?
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Oh, yeah, right!
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Finally...
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Michele. You will never guess who I just ran into.
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- God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years.
- I know.
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- Oh.
- You know...
- There she is.
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Oh! God, she was so weird.
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- She still is.
- Why was she, like, always going behind that building?
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♪ It was long ago ♪
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♪ Seems like yesterday ♪
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♪ Saw you standin' in the rain ♪
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- ♪ Then I heard you say ♪
- Got a light?
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- ♪ I want your love But it comes out wrong ♪
- Thank you.
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- ♪ I want to live, but I don't belong ♪
- Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that...
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because I'm not a human being or anything, you pathetic turd!
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♪ Blood and roses Blood and roses ♪
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♪ Blood and roses ♪
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- ♪ Roses, roses ♪
- There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes.
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What a waste.
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- Okay.
- Find us.
- Oh. Okay.
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Oh, my God, do you remember what a big controversy it was...
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for us to have our picture taken together?
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Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like, "lodged the complaint," and, you know...
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'Cause, "alphabetically, he's supposed to be between us."
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And then we said, "Okay, Danny. If you want to be between us...
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"you can come to Michele's house on Friday night, and we'll be waiting."
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That's right. He came over and we're like, "Danny, it was a joke."
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I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him!
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Oh, my God. Didn't he die?
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- I think so.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God. Michele. Look at the "A" group.
- Mm-hmm.
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Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger...
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Lisa Luder and Cheryl Quick.
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So, who would you say was in the "B" group?
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Oh. The drama crowd. You know, like Casey Degan and Mark Black.
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- Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest crush on Casey. 'Member?
- Oh, yeah.
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God, I wonder why he never liked me.
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♪ Young man, there's no need to feel down ♪
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♪ I said, young man... ♪
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So, what group would you say we were in?
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Well, we definitely weren't in the "A" group.
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But you know what? We weren't really in the "B" group, either.
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Okay, we weren't in the "C" group, were we?
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What? Oh, no. Michele, come on. I mean, that was like, all the honour students and like...
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the rejects; you know, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney.
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- Eeew, look at them.
- We were definitely not in that group.
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- Ecch.
- ♪ She blinded me with Science ♪
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Michele! Oh, Michele. Over here!
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Want me to get your huge notebook for you?
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Oh! Heather! I wanna take another picture of you and Sandy for the yearbook and...
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Oh! I wanna interview you too...
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because I think it would make a really interesting article for the "Roundup."
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Ohh, Toby! Fuck off.
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Okay. But can I take a picture of you first?
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So, Romy, what group were we in?
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Well, you know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group.
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I think maybe we were more like loners.
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- Oh, my God! There we are!
- Yeah, and alone. Look.
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You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace, and you were kinda fat...
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we were still totally cutting edge.
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- I love it when it's hamburger day.
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, smile! Great! Thanks a lot!
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- Can I take your picture?
- Oh, please.
- Hello, girls.
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Don't forget, you have detention after school today.
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- Oh, we won't, Mr. Lish.
- Yeah, we're really looking forward to it.
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- God!
- Can you believe he just got married?
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- Like, how desperate is she?
- I know, it's like: "Hi. This is my husband.
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"He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality."
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♪ He's the kind of man that I desire ♪
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♪ Sets the summer sun on fire ♪
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- ♪ I want candy ♪
- Oh, my God.
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- ♪ I want candy ♪
- Michele. Billy Christianson.
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- Oh, he's so cute.
- He is cute.
- Really cute.
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- ♪ Hey ♪
- Hi, Billy.
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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- ♪ Hey ♪
- Ow! Billy!
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Oh, Billy, gosh, you're so slimy.
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I cannot believe he's with Christie Masters.
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I know. She is, like, so transparent.
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Did you hear her report in Miss Weigatt's class?
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She actually thinks she's gonna be a TV anchorwoman. What a "deludanoid."
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Those weirdos are staring at us again.
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- They're obsessed with us.
- Look at what they're wearing.
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Where do you even get outfits that hideous?
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They made them in Home Ec from their own patterns.
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Actually, I think they're semi-interesting.
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In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind.
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- Christie.
- Uh.
- Come on, I'm hungry.
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No, Billy. Wait. I wanna have some fun.
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Lisa, gimme the bag.
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Here you go. You are so bad.
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- What? What?
- She is out of control.
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Michele? Christie Masters is coming over here.
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- Wow. She never comes over.
- Okay, just act cool.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi, Christie.
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- So. You girls gonna try out for the spring musical?
- Us?
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Yeah, you should. It'll be fun.
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- Okay. Why not?
- Yeah. So, um, what musical are they doing?
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- "The Music Man."
- You're kidding!
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Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon ls a-comin' down the street
237
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I love "The Music Man."
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Okay. Can I have the rest of this?
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Um, w...
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Mm. It's good.
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See ya!
242
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She can be really nice when she wants to be.
243
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Michele!
244
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- Uh-oh. Don't look now. Here come the Frink-a-zoid.
- Oh, God! He is such a geek!
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Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today.
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Okay. See you in Biology.
247
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I-I-l thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that...
248
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Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back.
249
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- What?
- She stuck...
250
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Michele, you do have magnets on your back!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
252
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Oh, my God. Help me.
253
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Oh, my God.
254
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Oh, don't let them see you get upset. That's what they want.
255
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,440
Oh, my God.
256
00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:59,410
- Hey!
- I'm pretending you just did something hilarious.
257
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Now, you laugh at me. Come on, do it.
258
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God, that was so rude. I mean, you couldn't help it if you had scoliosis.
259
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I know. And what a bitch, taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that?
260
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God, remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
261
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Oh, I know. I was so lucky, getting mono. That was, like, the best diet ever.
262
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I wonder, if I had gotten my brace off sooner, if somebody would have invited me.
263
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I mean, other than Sandy Frink.
264
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Well, nobody invited me either.
265
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Well, at least we looked fantastic, and that is the most important thing.
266
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- ♪ We were cool on craze ♪
- Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really.
267
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- ♪ When I, you ♪
- Oh, look, it's the Madonna twins.
- ♪ And everyone we knew ♪
268
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♪ Could believe, do, and share in what was true, Oh, I said ♪
269
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Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones...
270
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who don't look like we're going to a hoedown.
271
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- Oh, I know. This town is like so unhip.
- Ecch.
272
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- I can't wait till we move to L.A.
- Me too!
273
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Everything's gonna happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back.
274
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- Okay.
- ♪ Dance hall days ♪
275
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- ♪ Dance hall days ♪
- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
276
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That hurt. But it looked really good.
277
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♪ Dance hall days ♪
278
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Oh, everybody!
279
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- ♪ Dance hall, dance hall days ♪
- Okay, everyone.
280
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Uh, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
281
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It's time to announce the king and queen of the prom.
282
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- Ahh!
- And the winners are...
283
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Billy Christianson and Christie Masters!
284
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Ohh! Ohh!
285
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- Duh.
- Oh, it's me!
286
00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:08,120
Boo-hoo! I'm so surprised!
287
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,540
Thank you. Thank you.
288
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,080
God, Billy looks cute in his tux.
289
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,710
- He does look cute.
- Really cute.
290
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,210
Do you think, since it's the last night of school and I might never see him again...
291
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:26,590
that maybe he would dance with me?
292
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,430
I bet he would. I mean, it's senior prom.
293
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:31,930
Nobody's going to say "no" to anyone tonight.
294
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:46,450
Michele, since this is the last night of school and all...
295
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:49,570
would you care to dance with me once?
296
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No.
297
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I'll dance with you.
298
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:02,130
Nah. It's no fun unless you really love the person.
299
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Thanks, anyway.
300
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,180
Okay. Who can name the capitals of all the 50 states?
301
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,310
Okay, Toby. Fuck off.
302
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:17,730
Heather! Can't you be a little bit more sensitive?
303
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Me? Me? Me be more sensitive?
304
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,820
You are a jerk-off!
305
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♪ Another kiss is what it takes ♪
306
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- Albuquerque.
- ♪You can't sleep ♪
307
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,160
- ♪You can't eat ♪
- Albany.
308
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♪ There's no doubt ♪
309
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,450
♪ You're in deep ♪
310
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♪ Your throat is tight You can't breathe ♪
311
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♪ Another kiss is all you need Whoa-oh-ohh ♪
312
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,760
- Why are you tormenting me?
- ♪ You like to think you're immune to the stuff ♪
313
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:54,100
- Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself?
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
314
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,720
Brain-dead redneck asshole!
315
00:20:56,850 --> 00:21:00,100
♪ Can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it ♪
316
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:04,230
♪ You're addicted to love You see the signs ♪
317
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,570
♪ But you can't read ♪
318
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:10,780
♪ You're runnin' at a different speed ♪
319
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♪ Your heart beats in double time ♪
320
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- ♪ Another kiss ♪
- Um, Billy?
321
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,450
- ♪ And you'll be mine ♪
- Hi.
322
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:23,920
- ♪ A one-track mind, you can't be saved ♪
- Do you wanna dance?
323
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,380
- ♪ Oblivion is all you crave ♪
- I mean, it's just 'cause...
324
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,340
this song is, like, so great.
325
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:33,050
Mm. Never mind.
326
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Unless, you know, you want to.
327
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- ♪ Whoa, you like to think ♪
- Yeah. I mean...
328
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,060
- ♪ That you're immune to this stuff ♪
- Y-Y... Sure. Why not?
329
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:45,560
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- Really?
- Wh... Um...
330
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,570
- ♪ It's closer to the truth ♪
- Could you wait here?
331
00:21:47,690 --> 00:21:50,360
- ♪ To say you can't get enough ♪
- I-I-l'll be right back.
- Okay.
332
00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:54,360
- Okay.
- ♪ You know, you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to love ♪
333
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:58,450
♪ Might as well face it You're addicted to love ♪
334
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,450
- Might as well face it
- Hey, Christie.
335
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:04,080
- ♪ You're addicted to love ♪
- That Romy girl just asked me to dance with her.
336
00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:07,670
- ♪ Might as well face it ♪
- Oh, you're kidding me! Oh, that's pathetic!
337
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:12,090
- ♪ Might as well face it ♪
- W-W-W-What should I do?
338
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,300
Let me take care of this.
339
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:23,270
- Michele?
- Oh, God. Okay, so what did he say?
340
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:26,350
- "Sure. Why not?"
- Oh, my God!
341
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,570
- Thanks a lot, Romy.
- What?
342
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,740
Thanks for stealing my boyfriend.
343
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,200
- What are you talking about?
- Billy just broke up with me.
344
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,990
Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr Roswell's class.
345
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:46,620
And now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to "pretend" with me any more.
346
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:50,340
My life was perfect and you've ruined it.
347
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,300
♪ Go for it Groove ahead ♪
348
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:56,340
I swear to God, Christie, I didn't even think he'd dance with me.
349
00:22:56,470 --> 00:23:00,300
- ♪ To whip it, Whip it good ♪
- Wow. She is really P.O.'d.
350
00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:04,060
- This is so cool!
- Oh, I know.
351
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:08,230
You know what is so weird? I had this dream, where Billy was like, in love with me.
352
00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:12,190
And I mean, he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true or something!
353
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,610
- Uh-huh.
- How's my hair?
354
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,700
Perfect. Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots.
355
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,990
- It's like, not even funny.
- I have to say...
356
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,000
this is turning out to be one of the very best nights of my entire life.
357
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,250
Yay, yay!
358
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:45,140
♪ Lyin' in my bed I hear the clock tick ♪
359
00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:47,680
♪ And think of you ♪
360
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:50,770
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
361
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:54,980
♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪
362
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:58,860
♪ Flashback to warm nights ♪
363
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:02,370
♪ Almost left behind ♪
364
00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:06,370
- ♪ Suitcase of memories ♪
- You know, maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom.
365
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,370
- You want me to go check?
- ♪ Time after, Sometimes ♪
366
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:11,670
- ♪ You picture me ♪
- He's not in the bathroom, Michele.
367
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:15,170
♪ I'm walkin' too far ahead ♪
368
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,300
- I'll dance with you, Romy.
- ♪ You're callin' to me ♪
369
00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:22,430
- ♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪
- Okay.
- Okay.
370
00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:26,640
♪ Then you say "Go slow" ♪
371
00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:30,140
♪ I fall behind ♪
372
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:33,020
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪
373
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:37,820
♪ If you're lost you can look and you will find me ♪
374
00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:40,360
♪ Time after time ♪
375
00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:45,080
♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪
376
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,580
♪ Time after time ♪
377
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:52,460
♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪
378
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:55,090
♪ Time after time ♪
379
00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:59,840
- ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪
- ♪ I will be waiting ♪
380
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,470
♪ Time after time ♪
381
00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,470
♪ Time after time ♪
382
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,760
We just waited and waited.
383
00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:11,940
- God, I was such an idiot.
- But wait till he sees you now.
384
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:14,850
You are so much cuter than you were in high school.
385
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,770
- I guess I'm cuter.
- Yeah!
386
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:21,280
And look at the way we live. I mean, just our lifestyle.
387
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,660
You know, I mean, we live in L.A, and they are still stuck in Tucson.
388
00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:31,950
You know what, Michele? You're right.
389
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,000
We are gonna go back there and blow them away.
390
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:42,510
Boy, there's a lot of questions to answer. Why do we have to fill these out?
391
00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:45,220
They wanna know what we've been doing for the past ten years.
392
00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:49,720
- Oh!
- Okay. Here we go.
393
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,810
- Ahh!
- "Name."
394
00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:55,390
- Ah! We're having so much fun already.
- Oh, I know!
395
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,730
- I cannot wait for this reunion.
- Me too!
396
00:26:00,690 --> 00:26:03,190
"Occupation." Cashier.
397
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,660
- Unemployed.
- No. Don't write that.
398
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:09,580
Um, okay, so your last job was as a salesgirl?
399
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:14,290
- So say you're a freelance fashion consultant.
- Ooh! Clever.
400
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:17,540
"Relationship Status." Married.
401
00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:21,170
- Nope.
- Engaged?
- No.
402
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:25,090
- Living with someone?
- Should I say you?
403
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,260
- I guess so.
- Okay.
404
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:35,100
- You know, Michele?
- Yeah?
405
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:38,310
- Now that I'm looking at this...
- Uh-huh?
406
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,610
our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought.
407
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:44,030
- They don't?
- Well, do you think it's impressive...
408
00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:47,450
that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years...
409
00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:50,700
and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed?
410
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:53,080
Well, not super impressive.
411
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,580
Well, then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people?
412
00:26:56,710 --> 00:27:00,670
Well... Uh.
413
00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:10,890
Romy, I still really, really, really want to go.
414
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:16,680
- I know. Me too.
- Well then, can't we just, like, think of something?
415
00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:22,480
- Okay. Well, the reunion is still like two weeks away, right?
- Right.
416
00:27:22,610 --> 00:27:27,030
And all we really need is maybe some, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right?
417
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,570
Yeah!
418
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:34,200
But, okay. If those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them?
419
00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,240
Well, I mean, we never really tried before.
420
00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:40,080
I mean, we never really had a good enough reason, like going to a reunion, to motivate us.
421
00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,130
That's true.
422
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:46,800
Okay. So we're just gonna have to make ourselves more impressive, that's all.
423
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,760
So I'm gonna go out and bag us some boyfriends, while you can look for a cool new job.
424
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,300
- Okay.
- Plus, I hate to say it...
425
00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,390
but I really think that we should lose some weight.
426
00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:57,390
Oh.
427
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,150
Oh. Unh.
428
00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:06,860
Okay. I don't think that, like, one chip makes a difference.
429
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:09,150
It wasn't even a whole chip.
430
00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:22,870
All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day...
431
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,460
we have to burn twice as many calories as we eat.
432
00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:29,760
So, that means, if we want to burn 4,000 calories...
433
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:33,220
we only have to run 20 miles a day!
434
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:36,680
Oh! Hey, Romy, remember Mrs Chivas' class?
435
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,850
There was, like, always a word problem.
436
00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:41,230
Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going "X" miles...
437
00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:44,810
and the current is going, like, you know, some... other miles...
438
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,650
and, how long does it take him to get to town?
439
00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:52,450
It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?
440
00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:55,240
Okay, guys, let's jump.
441
00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:02,620
- Hey, Michele?
- Yeah?
- What does this remind you of?
442
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:05,460
Well, I know. This lady is totally sick.
443
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,840
Uh, lemme just say that, um...
444
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:18,390
I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line, and if you would just...
445
00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:23,930
give me a chance, I know I could, like, sell the shit out of the stuff.
446
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:28,440
And, uh, to me, fashion is just, it's like...
447
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,280
everything. It's...
448
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,820
By the way, that blouse... Hi. That blouse looks great on you.
449
00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:38,870
- Oh! Thank you!
- And see, I make a great salesperson...
450
00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:41,120
'cause I just have this, like, really believable way...
451
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,500
of telling people that they look really good, even though I'm just, like, you know...
452
00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:53,880
I think she heard me.
453
00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:57,130
Thank you so much for coming.
454
00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:01,680
- That's okay, you're welcome.
- I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff.
455
00:30:01,810 --> 00:30:04,850
- You aren't taking on any what?
- Staff. Employees.
456
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,190
Ohh! Oh, "staff."
457
00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:10,060
Okay, I didn't understand with your big accent.
458
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:13,230
I couldn't figure it out. Okay.
459
00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:19,450
Fine. You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications...
460
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:24,080
if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here.
461
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:29,170
- It's a compli...
- No, no. That's all I have to say.
- Goodbye.
462
00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:32,290
♪ If there ain't no love then there ain't no use ♪
463
00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:35,920
♪ Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through ♪
464
00:30:36,050 --> 00:30:40,970
Hi. Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani?
465
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:45,720
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- I thought so. So, what do you do?
466
00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:48,940
- I'm a suit salesman.
- Oh, uh-oh
467
00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:53,900
Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood.
468
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,490
♪ Ooh, if there ain't no love then there ain't no use ♪
469
00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:02,320
♪ Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through ♪
470
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:06,120
♪ Hey, hey, there's a woman in the world that you can't use ♪
471
00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:13,670
♪ Ain't no love, Ain't no use Ain't no love ♪
472
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:19,380
Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay.
473
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:23,760
Well, thank you. Unfortunately, we don't have any openings here right now.
474
00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,760
- Are you serious?
- Mm.
475
00:31:25,890 --> 00:31:30,310
Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet.
476
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,560
Okay, well, what street would that be on?
477
00:31:54,960 --> 00:32:00,670
Come on, Michele. At this point, any job is better than no job at all.
478
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,510
A discount outlet? Me?
479
00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:07,680
Fine.
480
00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:10,390
So, any boyfriends yet?
481
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:15,980
No. All the guys with good jobs must be going to some other club.
482
00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:19,980
Oh, you know where Dana met her new boyfriend? He's a William Morris agent.
483
00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:23,900
Oh! Showbiz! Good job! Where?
484
00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:28,870
Hi. My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic.
485
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:32,960
- Hi, Romy!
- Hey.
486
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,670
And you also get a five-percent employee discount...
487
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,380
over and above our everyday low prices.
488
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:43,260
You could make curtains for the motorhome with this.
489
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:47,600
- I got this tie for a dollar.
- You paid a whole dollar for that?
490
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,510
- You betcha.
- Ah!
491
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:58,560
She's one of our regulars.
492
00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:04,610
So, what do you think?
493
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:07,570
I-I'd like to go away.
494
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,340
I know I'm supposed to wait in that line, but listen.
495
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:26,430
I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency.
496
00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:30,890
Our cutoff is 25. Try VH-1.
497
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:55,450
The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job.
498
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,120
Well, I thought the idea was to impress people.
499
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,920
I mean, how am I going to impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart?
500
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,630
I'm sick of this. I'm gonna go weigh myself.
501
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:27,240
Oh, God! I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
502
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,870
That's impossible! Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?
503
00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:35,240
Just forget it. I'm not going.
504
00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:39,250
- What?
- Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots.
505
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:44,540
We can't get jobs and boyfriends, and lose weight, in two weeks.
506
00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:47,260
But I thought you said we could.
507
00:35:12,950 --> 00:35:17,290
Wow. God, the top female executives are all so pretty.
508
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:23,210
Those aren't the actual executives, Michele. Those are models.
509
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:26,000
Oh, I thought they looked familiar.
510
00:35:26,130 --> 00:35:29,420
God, they really look like executives, don't they?
511
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:31,590
That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits...
512
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,640
and phoney glasses, and carrying briefcases.
513
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:40,220
- Huh!
- Oh, my God, Michele, that's it!
514
00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:43,390
We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful!
515
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,770
I mean, who's gonna know? They're in Tucson, we're here.
516
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,360
We could just show up looking like businesswomen.
517
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,740
Oh, my God! Oh!
518
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:55,910
Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova...
519
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,830
won't they know we're not really businesswomen?
520
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:01,580
If you can make us the clothes...
521
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:04,670
I can get us the car.
522
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:21,680
Clear out, boys. I need to talk to Ramon.
523
00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,680
Go!
524
00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:30,770
Yes, cara m韆?
525
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:34,360
Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to...
526
00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:37,240
and we need to show up in a really cool car.
527
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,410
- Yeah?
- Todd told me that he gave you a really great deal...
528
00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:46,120
- on an XJS convertible and that you're fixing it up.
- Yeah?
529
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:49,840
So...
530
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,630
can I borrow your car?
531
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:55,420
Well, if I loan you my car...
532
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:58,300
what do I get?
533
00:36:58,430 --> 00:37:02,310
- Uh, what do you want?
- Ohh, Romy...
534
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,470
you know what I want.
535
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,650
Oh, forget it. I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car!
536
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,940
I gotta get something.
537
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,820
Okay.
538
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:21,450
Close the blinds, and we'll work something out.
539
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:27,160
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon!
540
00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:30,420
- Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh!
- Check this out.
541
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,420
- Oh, yes. Ohh.
- Oh, yeah.
542
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,840
- Oh, man!
- Ohh! Ohh!
543
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,760
Ohh, Ramon! Ohh, Ramon!
544
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,680
Ohh! Oh, yes.
545
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,020
You are Columbus, and I am America.
546
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:49,690
Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me.
547
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:53,480
Hey, uh... Explosions. The earth is moving.
548
00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:58,280
Explosions! The earth is moving!
549
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,820
Ah, ooh... is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon.
550
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:08,040
Is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon!
551
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,410
Ahh! It's Ramon!
552
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:14,710
Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand!
553
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,920
What? No, I'm sorry. I don't think so.
554
00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:20,420
Well, say something nice about my penis!
555
00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:23,930
Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful. I'm coming!
556
00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:27,890
- Okay, thanks. Get off me now.
- Aw, come on, wh...
557
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:30,560
- You wanted it to be believable.
- Aww.
558
00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:34,650
♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪
559
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:39,400
♪ That's all that you'll let me be ♪
560
00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:44,160
♪ Oh, I'm just a girl living in captivity ♪
561
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,620
Oh, my God! You did it!
562
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:54,540
Yeah, I did. All right, let's get going.
563
00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:58,170
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.
564
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,630
- So, what'd you have to do to get it?
- I had to give all the guys...
565
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,760
in the service department hand jobs.
566
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,930
Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs...
567
00:39:07,050 --> 00:39:10,520
from high school, to get us in the mood.
568
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,440
- Michele?
- Huh?
- I was kidding.
569
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,770
- What?
- You actually think I would do something like that?
570
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,440
For a car?
571
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:24,320
- Okay, just get in.
- Okay.
572
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:32,960
Hey, look what else I got us, little lady.
573
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,790
- Oh, my God. It's a flip phone!
- Uh-huh.
574
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,960
- How'd you get this?
- I bought it.
575
00:39:42,710 --> 00:39:44,840
Okay.
576
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,100
- Are ya ready?
- Ready.
577
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:55,770
Let's do it.
578
00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:57,770
♪ Tonight I gotta cut loose ♪
579
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,770
- ♪ Footloose ♪
- ♪ Footloose! ♪
- ♪ Footloose! ♪
580
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,360
- ♪ Kick off my Sunday shoes ♪
- ♪ Kick off my Sunday knees? ♪
581
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,280
- ♪ Oowhee, Louise ♪
- I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are.
582
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,370
- Me neither. Whoo!
- ♪ Jack, get back ♪
583
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,540
- Watch out, Tucson, here we come!
- ♪ Come on before we crack ♪
584
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,480
- Shit!
- Aww.
585
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,030
- ♪ Loose your blues ♪
- Watch out, Tucson, here we come!
- ♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
586
00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,860
♪ Footloose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
587
00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:32,950
- Shit!
- Aww.
588
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,870
- ♪ Footloose ♪
- Whoo!
589
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,630
- ♪ You're playin' so cool ♪
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
590
00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:47,210
♪ Obeyin' every rule ♪
591
00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:49,970
- ♪ Dig way down in your heart ♪
- ♪ Down in your art... ♪
592
00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:52,390
- ♪ You're yearnin', burnin' ♪
- ♪ You're flurnin', burnin', earnin' ♪
593
00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:55,560
- ♪ Somebody to tell you ♪
- ♪ Somebody better tell you ♪
594
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,060
- ♪ That life ain't passin' you by ♪
- ♪ You have one hell of an eye ♪
595
00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:03,440
- ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
- ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
596
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,150
- ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
- ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
597
00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:08,320
- ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
- ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
598
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,900
- ♪ Everybody, everybody cut footloose ♪
- ♪ Footloose ♪
599
00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:27,050
♪ I got your picture I got your picture ♪
600
00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:29,630
♪ I'd like a million of ya all to myself ♪
601
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,300
♪ I want a doctor to take a picture ♪
602
00:41:32,430 --> 00:41:34,970
♪ So I can look at you from inside as well ♪
603
00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:38,970
- ♪ You got me turning up and turning down ♪
- Okay, I give up. What are you doing?
604
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:41,430
Pass this car. This kid is so obnoxious.
605
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,190
- ♪ Turning Japanese ♪
- Oh, my God. What is with that kid?
606
00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:48,780
I don't know. He is sick!
607
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:54,320
♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so ♪
608
00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:59,290
♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so ♪
609
00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:02,120
♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so ♪
610
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,750
Oh, I'm sorry. No.
611
00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:07,960
No, not you. No. I was trying to scare your little boy.
612
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,220
Oh, my God. Are my lips that big?
613
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:20,850
♪ Woke up this mornin' happy as can be ♪
614
00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:23,180
- Some more of that?
- Yeah.
615
00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:26,110
All right. Now, just remember, from this point on...
616
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,030
we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women.
617
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,950
Right. Okay.
618
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,870
God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt crack.
619
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:44,340
Yeah. Hello. Um, we need something to go.
620
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:49,380
- Okay.
- Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special?
621
00:42:51,010 --> 00:42:53,180
- Come again?
- Well, we're businesswomen.
622
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:57,930
- Yeah. From L.A.
- And you know some places have, like, a lunch special.
623
00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,900
For businesswomen.
624
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:04,270
We don't have anything like that.
625
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,030
Well, then why don't you just give us, um, two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes...
626
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:11,570
- 'cause we're in a hurry.
- Mm. We're due in Tucson later.
627
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:15,660
For a business thing. You know.
628
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:17,790
What kind of business you in?
629
00:43:28,130 --> 00:43:31,130
I can't believe we never thought of what to say we did for a living.
630
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,930
Oh. Which one of these guys...
631
00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:36,810
will I have sex with at the reunion?
632
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:40,230
Ooh! Casey Degan!
633
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:43,440
- Aaah!
- Come on! Now, we're running out of time.
634
00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:50,030
I know. Why don't we say that we own our own company?
635
00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:52,570
Ooh, good. Like what?
636
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:56,450
- Like, what if we invented something?
- Like what?
637
00:43:56,580 --> 00:44:00,910
Well, okay, l-l think it should be like something that-that everybody has heard about...
638
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,130
but-but nobody really knows who invented it.
639
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,420
Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-Its!
640
00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:09,800
- Everybody knows what Post-Its are!
- Yeah!
641
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,130
They're the little yellow things with the stickum on the back, right?
642
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:15,260
Okay.
643
00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:18,260
Okay, we're-we're working in this advertising agency after college.
644
00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:20,480
- Ooh, college! Good one!
- Yeah.
645
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,810
And we have, like, this big, like, presentation...
646
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,810
to make to, like, a client.
647
00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:28,730
- Hmm!
- So-so-so we're, like, brainstorming...
648
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:31,490
and all of the sudden we're out of paper clips!
649
00:44:31,610 --> 00:44:34,990
- Good!
- And so, okay... So then I, I, like...
650
00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:37,330
Okay, I say... I say... Okay...
651
00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:40,750
"Wouldn't it be great if there was, like, this, like, stickum on the back of this paper...
652
00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:44,870
"so, like, it-it would just... if I laid it on top of that other paper it would just stay...
653
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,880
"you know, like, without a paper clip?"
654
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,630
- Yes!
- Ahh!
655
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,960
So then you've got, like, this grandfather or this uncle...
656
00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:53,720
that, like, has, like, a... like a... like a paper company or a paper mill...
657
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,840
and-and he's, like, really into it, and the rest is history!
658
00:44:56,970 --> 00:44:59,350
Oh, my God! It is perfect!
659
00:44:59,470 --> 00:45:02,560
Wow! Don't you think?
660
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,520
Well, yeah, but...
661
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,650
- "Well, yeah, but" what?
- I don't know.
662
00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:11,900
I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-Its all by yourself, you know.
663
00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:15,530
- I mean, what did I do?
- Well, it was your grandfather or uncle.
664
00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:18,530
Yeah?
665
00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:21,540
Okay, you know, so we could say that...
666
00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,540
you were, like, the designer.
667
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:26,870
Like, I thought of them, but you thought of making them yellow.
668
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,550
Well, no, but it's like most of these people...
669
00:45:31,670 --> 00:45:34,050
have, like, known us since elementary school.
670
00:45:34,170 --> 00:45:37,050
I just think that you're more believable as a designer...
671
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:40,850
rather than as an inventor, you know?
672
00:45:40,970 --> 00:45:43,720
- Uh-huh.
- ♪ You're my lover ♪
673
00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:47,190
♪ Not my rival ♪
674
00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:49,190
- What are you doing?
- Look.
675
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,190
You're obviously pissed at me.
676
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,190
No. Uh-uh. Why should I be pissed at you?
677
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,400
Just because now I know how you really feel about me.
678
00:45:56,530 --> 00:45:58,360
Oh, my God, I knew this would happen.
679
00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:01,700
I mean, I try, for once, to be honest with you...
680
00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:03,700
and it blows up in my face.
681
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,840
God! You wanna be honest?
682
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,840
Okay, good! Let's be honest!
683
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,090
I let you have the ideas!
684
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,260
- What?
- Yeah, I let you have the ideas...
685
00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:22,890
so you won't feel so bad that I'm cuter.
686
00:46:23,010 --> 00:46:26,770
- You are not cuter, Michele.
- I am so cuter.
687
00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:29,390
It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so.
688
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,060
I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda.
689
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,650
That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one.
690
00:46:34,770 --> 00:46:37,650
Oh, my God. I'm talking cuteness-wise, Romy, okay?
691
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:39,950
And cuteness-wise, I'm the Mary.
692
00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:44,450
That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter!
693
00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:47,080
Oh, proof? You want proof? Okay, fine.
694
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,750
- Who lost their virginity first?
- Oh, big wow!
695
00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:52,960
With your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.
696
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,630
Okay, so who always gets asked to dance first when we go to clubs, huh?
697
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,170
No wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends, Romy.
698
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:07,720
Well, so what? You can't even get a job!
699
00:47:07,850 --> 00:47:11,810
- I carry you, Michele! Without me, you'd be lost!
- That is such a lie!
700
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,810
Oh, yeah? Well, let's just see. Let's split up and see what happens.
701
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:17,030
W-What do you mean, split up?
702
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:20,990
When we get to Tucson, we're going our own separate ways.
703
00:47:21,110 --> 00:47:23,030
Okay. Good.
704
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,030
Fine. I don't care.
705
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,870
- Fine!
- Fine.
706
00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:29,160
As of Tucson, we're finished.
707
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,460
Well, drive fast!
708
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,850
♪ Always something there to remind me ♪
709
00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:44,990
Wow. Billy Christianson?
710
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,490
Romy. Romy White.
711
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:53,080
No. No way.
712
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,460
My God, you... you look fantastic.
713
00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:59,420
I mean, I... I never would have recognized you in a million years.
714
00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:01,880
Thanks.
715
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,630
So, what have you been doin' since high school?
716
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,140
Well, believe it or not...
717
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,470
I invented Post-Its.
718
00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:24,190
So I told Prescott...
719
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,780
"You can either pay me the 150 or I am out of here. Bye-bye."
720
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:32,120
I mean, there are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow.
721
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,250
Wow. So you did it? You're an anchorwoman?
722
00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:39,120
No. I'm a weather girl.
723
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:41,670
On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson.
724
00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,630
- Oh.
- So...
725
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:47,470
Michele, what are you up to?
726
00:49:47,590 --> 00:49:51,140
Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its.
727
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:53,970
- You're kidding!
- You must've made a fortune!
728
00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:56,140
Well, yeah.
729
00:49:56,270 --> 00:49:58,140
No offence, Michele...
730
00:49:58,270 --> 00:50:01,350
but how in the world did you think of Post-Its?
731
00:50:03,270 --> 00:50:06,440
Um... well...
732
00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,440
uh...
733
00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:13,200
And I invented them totally by myself.
734
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,290
I mean, all Michele did was say, "What about making them yellow?"
735
00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:20,290
Really?
736
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,840
- Actually, I invented a special kind of glue.
- Oh, really?
737
00:50:31,970 --> 00:50:34,680
Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account...
738
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,020
of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
739
00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:43,190
No. Um...
740
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,190
Well, ordinarily when you make glue...
741
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,650
first you need to thermoset your resin...
742
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:55,030
and then after it cools you mix in a, um, epoxide.
743
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,450
Which is really just a fancy-schmancy name...
744
00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:00,870
for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right?
745
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,080
But then I thought maybe... just maybe... you could raise the viscosity...
746
00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:09,260
by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process.
747
00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:12,380
And it turns out, I was right.
748
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,550
Huh? I don't believe it.
749
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,180
You must be the most successful person in our graduating class.
750
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:23,230
Uh-huh. And you're not. Bye.
751
00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:26,730
♪ Always something there to remind me ♪
752
00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:38,240
This is so great.
753
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,910
Romy?
754
00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:46,750
Can I ask you something?
755
00:51:49,670 --> 00:51:52,550
Romy! You will not believe what just happened!
756
00:51:52,670 --> 00:51:55,090
Michele, can't you see that I am busy?
757
00:51:56,430 --> 00:51:58,640
Fine. Okay, just forget it.
758
00:52:04,430 --> 00:52:07,150
Whoa! Oh. Oww.
759
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:09,650
Oww. Oww. Oww.
760
00:52:09,770 --> 00:52:11,230
Oh!
761
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,940
Oh! Come on!
762
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,990
Oh, God! Are you all right?
763
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,740
- What do you think?
- I am so sorry.
764
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:23,750
My-My-My driver didn't see you.
765
00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:27,000
Please. Come.
766
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,840
I have boxes of Kleenex in my limo.
767
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,840
Let me make it up to you.
768
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,300
Okay.
769
00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:50,190
Oh, my God.
770
00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:53,820
- Here. Help yourself, Michele.
- Thanks.
771
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,150
Wait. How do you know my name?
772
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,490
It's me, Michele. Sandy.
773
00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:02,450
- Sandy Frink?
- Uh-huh.
774
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,990
But you're so dreamy.
775
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,000
Well, when I made my first million...
776
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,210
my present to myself was a new face.
777
00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:12,210
Okay, I'm not just saying this...
778
00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:14,550
but you really picked a good one.
779
00:53:14,670 --> 00:53:16,670
Thanks.
780
00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:20,340
I had this notebook...
781
00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:24,640
with "Mrs Romy Christianson" written on it, like, about a thousand times.
782
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:29,640
Now you think I'm some sort of geek.
783
00:53:31,270 --> 00:53:33,730
No. No.
784
00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:36,980
No, not at all.
785
00:53:38,490 --> 00:53:40,700
I'm flattered.
786
00:53:43,660 --> 00:53:46,040
Hi, Billy.
787
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,660
I've been lookin' all over for you.
788
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,370
You wanna dance once?
789
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:54,380
You know, for old times' sake.
790
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,180
No, thanks.
791
00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:08,720
I owe this one to Romy.
792
00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:38,840
Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote.
793
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,050
- Come on!
- Vote? What vote?
794
00:54:42,170 --> 00:54:46,010
- Let's go. We gotta get in there.
- Okay.
795
00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:52,270
Wait, I can't find my top.
796
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,900
Where are you?
797
00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:09,910
Hey, how you guys doin' tonight?
798
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,290
I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious...
799
00:55:14,410 --> 00:55:16,920
as I am to hear the results of the vote.
800
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,840
What vote?
801
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:23,760
The person voted Most Changed for the Better Since High School is...
802
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:29,260
It's a tie. It's a tie.
803
00:55:29,390 --> 00:55:32,640
The Most Changed for the Better Since High School are...
804
00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:36,940
Romy White and Michele Weinberger.
805
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,660
Honey, go on up there and get your medal.
806
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,660
Okay.
807
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:52,160
How weird. I didn't even know we were voting.
808
00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:15,890
Get me another daiquiri.
809
00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:26,530
Here you go.
810
00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:32,330
Um, I'm sorry. I couldn't find my top.
811
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,040
Honey, that is beautiful.
812
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,340
May I take that for you, sir?
813
00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:14,300
No, no, no. You leave me alone.
814
00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:24,310
Looking at your medal from the reunion again, dear?
815
00:58:26,650 --> 00:58:29,440
You miss her, don't you?
816
00:58:30,570 --> 00:58:32,440
Duh.
817
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,160
Michele...
818
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:42,910
have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years?
819
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,330
Oh, no. No, Sandy.
820
00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:47,290
Oh, good.
821
00:58:47,420 --> 00:58:51,000
I've just been lonely with no one to talk to.
822
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,130
Why don't you call her?
823
00:58:57,510 --> 00:58:59,390
- Okay.
- Yeah.
824
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:09,190
- Hello?
- Billy Christianson?
825
00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:12,570
Oh, no, no, I'm-l'm Billy Junior.
826
00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:17,030
Oh, Billy, honey, is your mommy home?
827
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,950
Well, yeah.
828
00:59:19,070 --> 00:59:22,660
Yeah, but, uh, she can't come to the phone right now.
829
00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:24,660
She-She's on her deathbed.
830
00:59:24,790 --> 00:59:27,040
- Romy.
- Oh, dear.
831
00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,210
Billy, honey...
832
00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:34,210
tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink...
833
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,220
is on the phone...
834
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:40,470
and would very much like to speak with her.
835
00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:49,230
No.
836
00:59:49,350 --> 00:59:51,360
Not until you admit...
837
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,900
that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
838
00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:58,570
I'm the Mary.
839
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,570
I'm the Mary!
840
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:05,870
I'm the... You're a pasty hag on a deathbed.
841
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,080
I'm the Mary. Everybody knows.
842
01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:13,540
Way to go, honey.
843
01:00:25,470 --> 01:00:27,930
Oh, God.
844
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,940
Oh, we're really here.
845
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,570
- Oh, God.
- Good evening, sir.
846
01:00:34,690 --> 01:00:36,780
Thanks for not waking me up, Romy.
847
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,280
God, what a bitch.
848
01:00:59,210 --> 01:01:02,090
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
849
01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:06,600
♪ If I'm looking kind of dazzled ♪
850
01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:12,600
♪ I see neon lights ♪
851
01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:16,610
♪ Whenever you walk by ♪
852
01:01:18,230 --> 01:01:20,610
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
853
01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:25,070
- Hey, Romy White.
- Hey.
854
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,160
- Where's Michele?
- I don't know.
855
01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:31,620
Um, anybody see Billy Christianson?
856
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:34,500
- Try the bar.
- Thanks, man.
857
01:01:37,170 --> 01:01:40,800
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
858
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,630
Oh, excuse me, excuse me. You-you can't go in without a name tag.
859
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,680
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
860
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,760
Uh, Michele Weinberger.
861
01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:53,480
Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great!
862
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,020
It's me, Toby. Oh, Toby Walters.
863
01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:59,520
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
864
01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:01,820
Um, oh, here it is. Here is your name tag.
865
01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:04,200
And, um, Romy is already inside.
866
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,990
- I could care less. I am not here with Romy.
- You're kidding me.
867
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,370
No, we're not even friends any more.
868
01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:13,540
We had this big falling out over Post-Its.
869
01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,750
- Post-Its?
- It's a long story.
870
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,750
- See ya.
- W-W...
871
01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:27,050
♪ I'm only off to wander ♪
872
01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:32,060
♪ Across a moonlit night ♪
873
01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,520
♪ Once in a while ♪
874
01:02:37,650 --> 01:02:39,690
♪ Two people meet ♪
875
01:02:39,810 --> 01:02:43,860
♪ Seemingly, for no reason they just pass on the street ♪
876
01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:49,030
♪ Suddenly thundershowers everywhere ♪
877
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,200
♪ Who can explain the thunder and rain ♪
878
01:02:51,330 --> 01:02:53,410
♪ But there's somethin' in the air ♪
879
01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:55,910
Ooh, excuse me.
880
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,960
Hi, Romy. How are you?
881
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,250
- Lisa Luder?
- Yes.
882
01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:05,300
So, where's the rest of the "A" group?
883
01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:07,800
Oh, they're around here someplace.
884
01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:10,050
We sort of lost touch over the years.
885
01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:14,220
Wow. Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends any more?
886
01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:19,150
I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago.
887
01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:21,150
Because she's selfish...
888
01:03:21,270 --> 01:03:23,570
and she always, like, devalues me.
889
01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:25,570
And I'm sick of it, you know?
890
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:32,280
God, you guys are easy to talk to.
891
01:03:32,410 --> 01:03:34,290
I invented Post-Its.
892
01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:40,460
- You know, the yellow things with the stickum on the back?
- Yes, I know what they are.
893
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,340
So, uh, what are you up to?
894
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:47,510
I'm an associate fashion editor for Vogue.
895
01:03:47,630 --> 01:03:50,930
Wow! Wh... Good job!
896
01:03:51,050 --> 01:03:54,310
Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue...
897
01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,560
for the past ten years.
898
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,850
Okay, well, it was very nice talking with you.
899
01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:03,150
Nice talking to you too.
900
01:04:04,770 --> 01:04:07,650
Okay, Romy.
901
01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,610
♪ It might just be fantastic ♪
902
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,660
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
903
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:26,380
It was so cute.
904
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,880
My mom gave us a new car seat for the baby.
905
01:04:29,010 --> 01:04:32,010
And when the box arrived, little Jake looks up at me and says...
906
01:04:32,130 --> 01:04:34,220
"Mommy, is that the baby?"
907
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:37,470
- Oh.
- I wish.
908
01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:39,770
Hey, everyone.
909
01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:42,770
- And so we meet again.
- Oh, hi.
910
01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,150
Romy White.
911
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,530
You're the chubby girl.
912
01:04:48,650 --> 01:04:53,160
Oh, well, I was, but I haven't been for a really long time.
913
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,820
So, what are all of you up to?
914
01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:58,830
Christie, in the yearbook you said that you wanted Jane Pauley's job.
915
01:04:58,950 --> 01:05:01,910
Are you a big TV news anchorwoman now?
916
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,540
Oh, no, I don't even watch TV any more.
917
01:05:05,670 --> 01:05:09,380
My priorities have changed since I became a mommy.
918
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:12,010
Can you believe this is number three?
919
01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:14,510
Wow, three kids.
920
01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:16,760
God, you must feel really tied down.
921
01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:21,890
Not at all. I feel very fulfilled.
922
01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:25,900
Besides, Billy always wanted a big family.
923
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,400
- Billy Christianson?
- Mm-hmm.
924
01:05:31,530 --> 01:05:34,570
- You married Billy Christianson?
- Mm-hmm.
925
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:37,320
For almost ten years now.
926
01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:40,200
Billy's in real estate development.
927
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:45,080
So, how about you? Any kids?
928
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,790
Oh, uh, no.
929
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,750
I just haven't had time, you know, what with running my own business and all.
930
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,760
Your own business?
931
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,470
Yeah. I invented Post-Its.
932
01:05:58,970 --> 01:06:00,930
No, really. What do you do?
933
01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:06,640
That's what I do. I invented Post-Its.
934
01:06:06,770 --> 01:06:09,810
Oh. You're kidding me.
935
01:06:12,570 --> 01:06:14,740
Well, I've made a lot of money.
936
01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:17,910
Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink.
937
01:06:18,030 --> 01:06:19,910
- The Frink-a-zoid?
- Yeah.
938
01:06:20,030 --> 01:06:23,740
He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America.
939
01:06:23,870 --> 01:06:26,460
Hey, if anybody needs to make a call...
940
01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:29,130
I've got a phone.
941
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,480
- Is Sandy Frink here?
- Uh, no.
942
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,480
- Uh, you can't go in without a name tag.
- Fuck off!
943
01:06:51,610 --> 01:06:55,940
Heather Mooney? Oh, my God, you're exactly the same.
944
01:06:56,070 --> 01:06:58,610
Oh, my God. Heather Mooney is here?
945
01:07:01,490 --> 01:07:03,830
This ought to be so good.
946
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,620
Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney.
947
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:12,500
- What?
- Hello, Romy.
948
01:07:12,630 --> 01:07:15,130
Uh... E... Uh... You...
949
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:18,840
Oh, uh... Heather, you said you weren't coming.
950
01:07:18,970 --> 01:07:22,510
Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married...
951
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,010
What a waste of a tank of gas, huh?
952
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,600
Okay, well, come on. I'll help you go find him.
953
01:07:28,730 --> 01:07:32,190
Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbfuck. Obviously, I've interrupted.
954
01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:35,230
Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school?
955
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,230
No, you can stay.
956
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:41,660
We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to?
957
01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:44,740
Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? I invented the quick-burning paper.
958
01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:48,160
- Wow, we have a whole class full of inventors.
- Meaning?
959
01:07:48,290 --> 01:07:50,160
Oh, you know, Sandy Frink invented something too.
960
01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:53,170
- Hey, isn't that Sandy over there now?
- What did Sandy invent?
961
01:07:53,290 --> 01:07:57,840
- Some kind of rubber.
- Romy here invented Post-Its.
- You did not.
962
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,010
- Yeah, I did.
- You did not.
963
01:07:59,130 --> 01:08:00,090
- Yeah, I did.
- You did not.
964
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,510
Yeah, I... Well, who did then?
965
01:08:01,630 --> 01:08:03,840
A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp.
966
01:08:03,970 --> 01:08:06,430
We studied it in business school.
967
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,890
You're kidding me.
968
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,730
You just made all that up?
969
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,870
Oh, God, you are so weird.
970
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,620
- Why don't you just leave her alone?
- Michele.
971
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:36,920
Oh, it's the back brace girl.
972
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,750
- Hi, back brace girl.
- Hi, back brace girl.
973
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,760
Oh, shut up.
974
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,930
And what are you picking on us for anyway?
975
01:08:45,050 --> 01:08:47,430
We are not the ones who got fat.
976
01:08:47,550 --> 01:08:50,430
We're pregnant, you half-wit.
977
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,430
Oh, yeah, well...
978
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,730
I hope your babies look like monkeys.
979
01:08:56,850 --> 01:08:58,770
Come on, Romy.
980
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:14,910
- Oh, Romy.
- Oh, please, go away. Just leave me alone.
981
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,130
Why did I even come back here?
982
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,920
Well, you know what? There are worse things than telling some dumb story...
983
01:09:22,050 --> 01:09:24,010
and having everybody laugh at you.
984
01:09:24,130 --> 01:09:29,640
- Like what?
- Like losing your best friend.
985
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,640
You know? I mean, I had the worst dream, Romy.
986
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:36,060
I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old.
987
01:09:36,190 --> 01:09:38,850
But I mean, like, we were, like, really, really old.
988
01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:41,020
And-And we weren't friends.
989
01:09:43,070 --> 01:09:46,320
I can't stand that we're mad at each other.
990
01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:49,410
Okay, I'm sorry I said all those things.
991
01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:52,370
You're as cute as me. You are.
992
01:09:52,490 --> 01:09:56,290
And-And in some cultures, maybe cuter.
993
01:09:56,410 --> 01:09:58,830
I'm sorry too.
994
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:03,130
I shouldn't have said that you weren't smart enough to invent Post-Its.
995
01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:06,130
Well, I mean, maybe I'm not.
996
01:10:06,260 --> 01:10:10,140
Although in my dream, I did know the formula for glue.
997
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:16,140
So, are we friends again?
998
01:10:17,940 --> 01:10:19,810
Well, duh.
999
01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:24,070
Okay.
1000
01:10:24,190 --> 01:10:26,070
And you know what, it doesn't even matter...
1001
01:10:26,190 --> 01:10:29,400
that we told, like, what, four people some dumb lie.
1002
01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:31,870
Who cares?
1003
01:10:31,990 --> 01:10:34,660
Hi, everybody.
1004
01:10:34,790 --> 01:10:38,040
Settle down. Hi.
1005
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,790
I'm Christie Masters-Christianson.
1006
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:47,340
I have been asked to formally welcome you all...
1007
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:51,130
to Sagebrush High's ten-year reunion.
1008
01:10:57,930 --> 01:11:01,310
We have come a long way in the past ten years.
1009
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:04,400
Our own Lisa Luder is helping set the style for the country...
1010
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,150
as a fashion editor for "Vogue" magazine.
1011
01:11:16,030 --> 01:11:18,660
And Travis McKinney is in his fifth year...
1012
01:11:18,790 --> 01:11:22,040
as a member of the Dallas Cowboys football team.
1013
01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:27,250
And...
1014
01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:29,760
Romy and Michele claimed...
1015
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:32,590
they invented Post-Its.
1016
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:54,780
All I ever wanted was for people to think...
1017
01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:56,780
that we were better than we were in high school.
1018
01:11:56,910 --> 01:12:00,290
And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were.
1019
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,750
No, Romy.
1020
01:12:05,790 --> 01:12:07,750
Can I tell you the truth?
1021
01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:12,880
I never knew that we weren't that great in high school.
1022
01:12:13,010 --> 01:12:15,380
I mean, we always had so much fun together.
1023
01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:17,510
I thought high school was a blast.
1024
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,810
And until you told me that our lives weren't good enough...
1025
01:12:20,930 --> 01:12:24,480
I thought everything since high school was a blast.
1026
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,310
I think we should go back out there as ourselves...
1027
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:30,320
and just have fun like we always do.
1028
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,440
The hell with everyone else.
1029
01:12:32,570 --> 01:12:35,360
I don't think I can.
1030
01:12:35,490 --> 01:12:38,700
Well, do you think you can stop being such a baby?
1031
01:12:39,990 --> 01:12:41,870
God, I feel like I've been, like...
1032
01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:43,870
chasing you all over this reunion.
1033
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,870
We have come all this way.
1034
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,670
Now we are going to enjoy ourselves whether you like it or not.
1035
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,760
God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before.
1036
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,840
You're so bossy and domineering.
1037
01:12:58,470 --> 01:13:02,560
- I like it.
- Me too.
1038
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:11,610
♪ She's got it ♪
1039
01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:14,610
♪ Yeah, baby she's got it ♪
1040
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,820
- I don't believe it.
- What?
1041
01:13:19,950 --> 01:13:21,330
They're ba-ack.
1042
01:13:23,990 --> 01:13:25,540
♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪
1043
01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:27,540
- Nice outfits.
- ♪ I'm your fire ♪
1044
01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:30,540
Post-Its must be really lucrative.
1045
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,390
- Are you sure you want to do this?
- Oh, yeah, Michele, I am so sure.
1046
01:13:42,970 --> 01:13:45,520
What the hell is your problem, Christie?
1047
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:48,020
Why are you always such a nasty bitch?
1048
01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:52,560
Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people?
1049
01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:56,230
I mean, yeah, okay, so Michele and I did make up some lame story.
1050
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,070
We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings.
1051
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,070
But you know what I finally realized?
1052
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,280
I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you.
1053
01:14:04,410 --> 01:14:06,290
You're a bad person with an ugly heart...
1054
01:14:06,410 --> 01:14:09,290
and we don't give a flying fuck what you think.
1055
01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:17,760
- Come on, Michele.
- Okay.
1056
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,630
And, yeah.
1057
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,800
It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives...
1058
01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:25,970
as they are about those hideous clothes.
1059
01:14:27,890 --> 01:14:31,100
Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines...
1060
01:14:31,230 --> 01:14:33,440
a fun, frisky use of colour.
1061
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:37,900
All in all, I'd have to say they're really not bad.
1062
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:51,460
Well, we still think they're ridiculous.
1063
01:14:51,580 --> 01:14:53,460
Don't we, girls?
1064
01:14:59,590 --> 01:15:02,800
Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?
1065
01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:05,430
You're just jealous...
1066
01:15:05,550 --> 01:15:10,850
because unlike a certain ball-busting, dried-up career woman I might mention...
1067
01:15:10,980 --> 01:15:13,350
we're all happily married.
1068
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,650
That's right, Christie.
1069
01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:17,860
Keep telling yourself that.
1070
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,000
- I do love those outfits.
- Yeah, sure do.
1071
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,040
- Oh, great.
- Thanks.
1072
01:15:35,170 --> 01:15:37,170
Michele made them.
1073
01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:41,170
Well, I just sewed them. We both designed them.
1074
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,970
- Fifty-fifty.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1075
01:15:44,090 --> 01:15:45,800
That's so cool.
1076
01:15:47,430 --> 01:15:49,390
Well, it's been really terrific seeing all of you.
1077
01:15:49,510 --> 01:15:51,680
- Come on, Michele.
- Oh, okay, bye.
1078
01:15:52,770 --> 01:15:53,640
Hi.
1079
01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:59,690
I am sorry that I blew your big lie for you.
1080
01:15:59,820 --> 01:16:03,530
Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway.
1081
01:16:03,650 --> 01:16:07,870
It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school.
1082
01:16:07,990 --> 01:16:09,660
- Us?
- Yes, you.
1083
01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:12,580
With your long hair and your long legs...
1084
01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:14,830
walkin' on your legs, flippin' your hair.
1085
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,870
I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy.
1086
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,590
And the whole time you were makin' my life hell...
1087
01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:22,210
the "A" group was making your life hell; I didn't know.
1088
01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:26,880
You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell.
1089
01:16:27,010 --> 01:16:31,260
Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell.
1090
01:16:31,390 --> 01:16:34,890
You know what? I bet that's not true. You were really unpleasant.
1091
01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:36,890
- You think?
- Oh, yeah. God.
1092
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,230
Heather? Oh, I'm off duty.
1093
01:16:39,350 --> 01:16:42,020
Um, since you never got around to it in high school...
1094
01:16:42,150 --> 01:16:44,740
I was wondering if you could sign my yearbook.
1095
01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:47,990
And, uh, please don't tell me to fuck off...
1096
01:16:48,110 --> 01:16:50,070
because it really hurts my feelings.
1097
01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:54,620
- I hurt your feelings?
- Yeah, all the time.
1098
01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:57,620
Tremendous! That's tremendous!
1099
01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:00,290
Go get your stupid yearbook. I would be happy to sign it.
1100
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:04,210
Okay, great. I'll-l'll be right back, okay?
1101
01:17:04,340 --> 01:17:07,170
Michele, I think maybe we should leave.
1102
01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:09,800
There is no way this reunion is gonna get any better.
1103
01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:14,970
Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter!
1104
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:18,140
Sandy Frink has a helicopter?
1105
01:17:18,270 --> 01:17:20,100
Yeah. Apparently he's worth, like, millions.
1106
01:17:20,230 --> 01:17:23,770
He invented some kind of special rubber or something.
1107
01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:26,480
Like for condoms?
1108
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:34,200
♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪
1109
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:41,460
♪ The hot summer night ♪
1110
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:43,960
♪ Fell like a net ♪
1111
01:17:45,590 --> 01:17:49,970
♪ I've gotta find my baby yet ♪
1112
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,800
♪ You think I'm cute ♪
1113
01:17:54,930 --> 01:17:58,180
♪ A little bit shy ♪
1114
01:17:58,310 --> 01:18:03,060
♪ Mama, I ain't that kind of guy ♪
1115
01:18:03,190 --> 01:18:07,690
That's Sandy Frink? What the hell was I thinking?
1116
01:18:07,820 --> 01:18:09,280
♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪
1117
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,990
Sandy, hi.
1118
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,200
- ♪ Doctor, Doctor, give me the news ♪
- You look so rich.
1119
01:18:18,330 --> 01:18:22,500
- ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪
- I mean, great.
1120
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,830
♪ No pill's gonna cure my ill ♪
1121
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:30,630
♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪
1122
01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:34,470
Michele.
1123
01:18:34,590 --> 01:18:39,720
- After all these years, you still take my breath away.
- Thanks.
1124
01:18:39,850 --> 01:18:43,310
So you must be, like, the most successful person...
1125
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,350
in our entire graduating class.
1126
01:18:46,810 --> 01:18:50,030
Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success."
1127
01:18:50,150 --> 01:18:53,860
If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen...
1128
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:57,830
one in Acapulco, a penthouse in New York, a mansion in Malibu...
1129
01:18:57,950 --> 01:19:00,580
a 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar...
1130
01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:03,710
a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef...
1131
01:19:03,830 --> 01:19:05,710
a live-in masseuse and a staff of 24...
1132
01:19:05,830 --> 01:19:08,040
then, yeah...
1133
01:19:08,170 --> 01:19:10,250
I guess I am successful.
1134
01:19:12,010 --> 01:19:15,340
But no matter how much I accumulate...
1135
01:19:15,470 --> 01:19:18,720
there's still one thing I just don't have.
1136
01:19:19,890 --> 01:19:21,560
Your own country?
1137
01:19:23,810 --> 01:19:25,850
I don't have you, Michele.
1138
01:19:29,650 --> 01:19:31,610
Will you dance with me?
1139
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:37,360
Only if Romy can dance with us.
1140
01:19:37,490 --> 01:19:39,370
Sure.
1141
01:19:57,930 --> 01:20:00,140
♪ Lying in my bed ♪
1142
01:20:00,260 --> 01:20:05,140
♪ I hear the clock tick and think of you ♪
1143
01:20:05,270 --> 01:20:08,150
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
1144
01:20:08,270 --> 01:20:12,270
♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪
1145
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,490
♪ Flashback Warm nights ♪
1146
01:20:16,610 --> 01:20:19,740
♪ Almost left behind ♪
1147
01:20:19,870 --> 01:20:23,830
♪ Suitcase of memories ♪
1148
01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:28,500
♪ Time after Sometimes you picture me ♪
1149
01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:32,460
♪ I'm walkin' too far ahead ♪
1150
01:20:32,590 --> 01:20:35,630
♪ You're callin' to me ♪
1151
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:39,970
♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪
1152
01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:44,310
♪ Then you say "Go slow" ♪
1153
01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:47,640
♪ I fall behind ♪
1154
01:20:47,770 --> 01:20:50,350
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪
1155
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:55,020
♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪
1156
01:20:55,150 --> 01:20:57,860
♪ Time after time ♪
1157
01:20:57,990 --> 01:21:02,320
♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪
1158
01:21:02,450 --> 01:21:05,160
♪ Time after time ♪
1159
01:21:05,290 --> 01:21:09,790
♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪
1160
01:21:09,910 --> 01:21:12,330
♪ Time after time ♪
1161
01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:14,340
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
1162
01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:17,130
- ♪ I'll be waiting ♪
- ♪ I will be waiting ♪
1163
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,840
♪ Time after time ♪
1164
01:21:20,970 --> 01:21:22,840
♪ Time after time ♪
1165
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,680
♪ Time after time ♪
1166
01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:31,350
♪ Time after time ♪
1167
01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,860
♪ Time after time ♪
1168
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:37,570
See, I told you it would pay off...
1169
01:21:37,690 --> 01:21:40,070
to go to those clubs every night.
1170
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,370
Come on.
1171
01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:53,000
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
1172
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,040
What do you want?
1173
01:21:55,170 --> 01:21:58,710
You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole.
1174
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,880
Although I never screwed a sheep or my sister.
1175
01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:03,180
Why not? Couldn't catch 'em?
1176
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:07,390
I guess I deserve that. I was a jerk.
1177
01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:11,060
But I was so miserable in high school...
1178
01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:14,190
I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time.
1179
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:18,400
I just couldn't breathe there, you know?
1180
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,900
Plus, I had this really bad stutter.
1181
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:26,030
Listen, you, uh, wanna go somewhere quiet?
1182
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:28,240
Somewhere where we can talk?
1183
01:22:28,370 --> 01:22:31,790
- You-You wanna talk to me?
- Yeah.
1184
01:22:33,210 --> 01:22:35,330
Okay, cowboy, I don't know what your trip is...
1185
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,420
- but if this is some kind of a sick game...
- What? No.
1186
01:22:38,540 --> 01:22:41,260
If you fuck with me in any way, I will rip...
1187
01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:44,630
each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick, capisce?
1188
01:22:46,050 --> 01:22:49,760
Look, I j-just w-wanted to talk.
1189
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:54,770
Okay.
1190
01:22:54,890 --> 01:22:56,810
What the hell.
1191
01:22:57,980 --> 01:22:59,360
What is your name?
1192
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:01,360
- Clarence.
- I like your hat, Clarence.
1193
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,400
- Thank you.
- Pick up the pace.
1194
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,540
You wait here. I'll prep my chopper.
1195
01:23:16,670 --> 01:23:18,540
- Okay.
- All right.
1196
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:23,210
Oh, my God, somebody's puking in the bushes.
1197
01:23:23,340 --> 01:23:25,220
Eeewww!
1198
01:23:28,260 --> 01:23:30,470
Hey, how you guys doin'?
1199
01:23:31,390 --> 01:23:32,760
Billy?
1200
01:23:33,930 --> 01:23:37,480
- Chubbo?
- The name is Romy.
1201
01:23:39,190 --> 01:23:41,190
Romy and Michele.
1202
01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:47,450
So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school?
1203
01:23:47,570 --> 01:23:49,700
She was.
1204
01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:58,830
You wanna get a room?
1205
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:01,290
But you're married.
1206
01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:04,840
- To Christie.
- Yeah, but you've got children...
1207
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:08,130
and you're a successful real estate developer.
1208
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:13,350
I do drywall for her old man's construction company.
1209
01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:17,180
And-And you know this new kid? Don't even know if he's mine.
1210
01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:20,900
So...
1211
01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:23,310
How about that room?
1212
01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:29,900
Okay.
1213
01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:34,490
Why don't you go and get that room?
1214
01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:38,200
Go and wash your face and take off all your clothes...
1215
01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:40,370
and I'll be up there in five minutes.
1216
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:42,210
All right!
1217
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:47,210
Your fantasy is gonna come true...
1218
01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:49,380
tonight.
1219
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,050
- See you later.
- Ugh... Okay.
1220
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:04,560
- God.
- Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait.
1221
01:25:04,690 --> 01:25:07,530
- That's such a good one.
- Ladies.
1222
01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:15,030
- God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter?
- I know. It's so cool.
1223
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:18,700
I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off.
1224
01:25:18,830 --> 01:25:20,370
Ohh!
1225
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,370
Thank you.
1226
01:25:25,790 --> 01:25:27,380
Oh.
1227
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:37,430
Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you.
1228
01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:39,220
Michele.
1229
01:25:39,350 --> 01:25:43,060
♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪
1230
01:25:43,190 --> 01:25:47,110
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪
1231
01:25:47,230 --> 01:25:50,780
♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪
1232
01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:54,280
♪ We'll make heaven a place on earth ♪
1233
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,950
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪
1234
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:01,500
Billy. Billy!
1235
01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:04,120
Billy, where are you?
1236
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:08,750
Billy. Damn it. Damn it!
1237
01:26:15,430 --> 01:26:17,590
Oh, my God. Is that Heather?
1238
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,510
Go for it, Heather!
1239
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,980
♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪
1240
01:26:25,350 --> 01:26:27,770
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪
1241
01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:31,530
♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪
1242
01:26:31,650 --> 01:26:33,530
Thanks for stopping by.
1243
01:26:33,650 --> 01:26:35,650
Yeah. Enjoy your fashions.
1244
01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:37,660
Have a Romy and Michele day.
1245
01:26:37,780 --> 01:26:40,330
- That was a good one.
- Thanks.
1246
01:26:40,450 --> 01:26:42,790
I cannot believe how busy we've been.
1247
01:26:42,910 --> 01:26:46,790
I know. Hey, maybe we can pay back Sandy this week.
1248
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:49,880
Um, I think we're about, like, two years away from that.
1249
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,840
Oh. Okay.
1250
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:02,850
Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
1251
01:27:02,970 --> 01:27:06,140
No. No one. Thank you.
1252
01:27:06,270 --> 01:27:08,850
Okay, but if you burn it, you bought it.
1253
01:27:08,980 --> 01:27:11,480
Like I give a shit. I look like an asshole.
1254
01:27:11,610 --> 01:27:13,860
What? Nuh-uh. You look totally cute.
1255
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:18,530
This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
1256
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,990
Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words...
1257
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,990
but come here.
1258
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:26,200
- Ow!
- God, that has been bugging me.
1259
01:27:26,330 --> 01:27:30,080
- Stay away from my bikini area.
- Um, okay.
1260
01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:33,380
- I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must.
- Okay.
1261
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,550
Let me have the tag, please.
1262
01:27:35,670 --> 01:27:37,550
Thank you.
1263
01:27:37,670 --> 01:27:39,550
You really do look cute.
1264
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,140
- You know what?
- Huh?
1265
01:27:46,270 --> 01:27:50,520
Despite that surly demeanour, I think we've just given her a big gift.
1266
01:27:50,650 --> 01:27:52,860
Okay, I mean, to give someone...
1267
01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:56,570
like Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion...
1268
01:27:56,690 --> 01:27:59,110
We could've really changed her life.
1269
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:02,320
Yeah. For me though, it's like...
1270
01:28:02,450 --> 01:28:05,330
I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know?
1271
01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:07,500
Only she's, like, a big giant girl...
1272
01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:10,500
who smokes and says "shit" a lot.
1273
01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:13,580
- You know?
- Yeah.
1274
01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:17,380
- Yeah. Let's fold scarves!
- Okay.
1275
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,800
- You know what, Michele?
- Huh?
1276
01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:24,430
I think you are, like, the funnest person I know.
1277
01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:26,760
Me too. With you.
1278
01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:38,610
♪ See the people walkin' down the street ♪
1279
01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:41,780
♪ Fall in line Just watchin' all the feet ♪
1280
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:44,450
♪ They don't know where everyone can go ♪
1281
01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:46,990
♪ But they're walkin' in time ♪
1282
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:49,790
♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪
1283
01:28:49,910 --> 01:28:54,460
♪ They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat ♪
1284
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:03,970
♪ All the kids just gettin' out of school ♪
1285
01:29:04,090 --> 01:29:07,140
♪ They can't wait to hang out and be cool ♪
1286
01:29:07,260 --> 01:29:09,470
♪ Hang around till quarter after twelve ♪
1287
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,310
♪ That's when they fall in line ♪
1288
01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:14,810
♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪
1289
01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:19,820
♪ Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat ♪
1290
01:29:38,630 --> 01:29:41,800
♪ Go Go music really makes us dance ♪
1291
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:44,970
♪ In the crowd it puts us in a trance ♪
1292
01:29:45,090 --> 01:29:47,300
♪ We want to So just give us a chance ♪
1293
01:29:47,430 --> 01:29:50,140
♪ That's when we fall in line ♪
1294
01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:52,810
♪ 'Cause we got the beat We got the beat ♪
1295
01:29:52,930 --> 01:29:57,650
♪ We got the beat Yeah, we got it ♪
1296
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,230
♪ We got the beat ♪
1297
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,860
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ Everybody get out your feet ♪
1298
01:30:05,990 --> 01:30:08,990
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ We know you can dance to the beat ♪
1299
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,330
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ Jump back, kick 'round ♪
1300
01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:15,250
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ 'Round and 'round and 'round ♪
1301
01:30:15,370 --> 01:30:18,250
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
1302
01:30:18,370 --> 01:30:21,460
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
1303
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:23,800
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
1304
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:26,880
- ♪ We got the beat, We got the beat ♪
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
1305
01:30:27,010 --> 01:30:29,300
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
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