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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:08,333 Boys, come here! Everyone behind me. Now! 2 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,917 From now on, you're all recruited 3 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,625 into the Revolutionary Liberation Army! 4 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,375 To the trucks, hurry! 5 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,125 No! Stop! 6 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,042 Stop! 7 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,417 Please. 8 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:32,083 Bribing Congolese public workers in '96. 9 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:36,417 Purchase of stolen light aircraft from the Chad militia in 2001. 10 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:40,833 Falsification of papers at the Sudan border in 2007. 11 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,917 - Shall I go on? - That was in 2008. 12 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:48,458 Colonel, we made a deal. You leave the boys alone. 13 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,125 The deal also involved you paying. 14 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,083 And you haven't paid! 15 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:54,417 How much was it? 16 00:01:55,042 --> 00:01:56,583 Fifty thousand. 17 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:59,042 Your Eminence, you know the money was well spent. 18 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,250 No, I don't know. And I don't want to know. 19 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,250 You say it was and that's enough for me. 20 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:06,208 I've known you since I was your Bible Theology teacher. 21 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,500 How could I not trust you? 22 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:11,583 No more Indiana Jones of the clergy, and no more Africa. 23 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,917 The boys depend on me. 24 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,208 I can't leave them alone with the guerrillas. 25 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:17,125 They'll kill them. 26 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,375 Welcome to the Vatican Bank. 27 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,792 What are you doing? 28 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:29,542 The company's paying. Representation fee. 29 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:33,292 One gets out of extreme situations as one can, but... 30 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:35,708 No, no. 31 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:38,042 No, no. One moment, I've got it. 32 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,333 ...hacking the Vatican's reserve funds... 33 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:44,375 is a whole new level, Champions League level. 34 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:45,375 Two seconds. 35 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:50,958 That's it! 36 00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:55,292 No, not Champions League level. That's another thing, 37 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,208 your obsession with evangelizing through your damned soccer... 38 00:02:58,292 --> 00:03:02,583 No, this is more of a Champions League of criminality, 39 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:05,375 embezzlement and organized crime. 40 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,958 Thank you for using the Vatican Bank. 41 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:16,583 I barely managed to stop the Holy Father from excommunicating you. 42 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:19,792 But in exchange I promised that you'd go back to the apostolate 43 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:21,958 and to catechesis. 44 00:03:22,042 --> 00:03:24,333 Tomorrow you're going to your new destination. 45 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,917 South America? India? 46 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:34,833 San what? 47 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:36,542 Eh? 48 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,625 HOLY GOALIE 49 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,792 Get those Communion wafers over here. 50 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,208 We'll never finish! 51 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:54,667 Ram�n, my boy, it's you. Shoot! 52 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,167 Sorry, Father. 53 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,792 You burnt me, darn you. 54 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:01,458 And pick up the Body of Christ right now. 55 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,000 Don't crowd together in the middle, 56 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,125 this isn't a competition. 57 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,167 Everyone will receive Communion, so line up straight. 58 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,708 Purificaci�n, don't push the others! 59 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:15,667 Come on. 60 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:17,708 The Body of Christ. 61 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:21,792 The Body of... Angustias, always the same. 62 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:23,333 Go get that checked out. 63 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:25,167 The Body of Christ. 64 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:30,167 Thus wrote our holy founder, 65 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,208 Saint Theodosius the Cenobiarch, 66 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:34,708 fifteen centuries ago. 67 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:36,833 The new guy's here! 68 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,583 - Young men... - He's here! 69 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:42,042 I'm in the middle of my lesson about St. Theodosius! 70 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,875 - You trod on my foot, darn it! - Sorry. 71 00:04:47,292 --> 00:04:51,000 Look, if it were up to me, you'd be excommunicated. 72 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,875 Unlike you, I follow orders. 73 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,333 Especially if they're from the bishop. That's what the hierarchy's for, 74 00:04:58,417 --> 00:05:01,417 to... be... obeyed. 75 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:06,292 Yes, we know you act like a star, 76 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:09,000 but we work hard here too. 77 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,875 And without all the antics. 78 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:21,458 I read in your r�sum� that you have postgrad studies. 79 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:24,917 Good. That'll be useful, because Father Huerto 80 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,375 is too old to milk Leonor, 81 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:28,375 our dairy cow. 82 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:30,333 So you know what your lot is... 83 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,375 African cows are a lot wilder. 84 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,250 This is a piece of cake. 85 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:41,875 How did you do it? 86 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:45,083 Leonor only lets Father Huerto milk her. 87 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:48,083 The trick is to not let them smell fear. 88 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:56,292 I don't know about scared, 89 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,500 but we're certainly not shitless now. 90 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,458 Hey, Grandpa. 91 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,542 What? 92 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:14,583 Did you get it? 93 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:15,708 Get what? 94 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,500 Come on, don't play dumb. 95 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,458 But just a dab, eh? Don't get hooked. 96 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:37,833 Hair gel multiplies the sin of vanity by 100%. 97 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:42,583 Juanito, St. Theodosius' manual bans perfumes, ointments and resins, 98 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:44,708 but it doesn't mention hair gel. 99 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:46,333 Cut it out with St. Theodosius. 100 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:49,292 What's wrong with a little hair gel? 101 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,750 Does looking one's best make us bad priests? 102 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:54,583 Morning, guys. 103 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:55,792 Good morning. 104 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,708 - Mother of God! - No, that's Jesus Christ. 105 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:02,000 And shaded in. 106 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:03,667 Bless us, Lord, 107 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,625 and the food we're handling. 108 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:08,125 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 109 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,417 - Amen! - Amen! 110 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,625 Morning, Fathers. 111 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,625 Brother, a question. 112 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,125 I'm a little lost. 113 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:15,875 My cell, where is it? 114 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:20,375 For 20 years, Father Anto�anzas has kept a strict vow of silence. 115 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,792 At the end, on the right, 22 steps. 116 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,375 Thank you, brothers. 117 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,167 Oh, God. 118 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,208 Well, the manual of St. Theodosius. 119 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:43,875 In Africa, where I've come from, 120 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:48,250 as some of you know, this manual would come in handy... 121 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:51,167 to prop up the table where my boys eat. 122 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:59,208 Gentlemen, my first theology lesson is that there are two kinds of priests. 123 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:00,500 The priests who follow 124 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,125 the Holy Mother Church, Roman Catholic and Apostolic, 125 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:06,625 and those that are as God intended. 126 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,583 Decide which kind you want to be. 127 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,667 Those who study the letters of St. Theodosius, 128 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,167 which is fine, 129 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,958 or those that go out into the world to prop up tables. 130 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,042 But, if you choose the first kind, 131 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:23,417 I'm really sorry, but I can't teach you anything. 132 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,833 Sorry, I forgot. Come closer. 133 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,792 There's a third kind of priest. 134 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:34,875 - Yes? - Yes. 135 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:36,250 Come closer. 136 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,917 It's a very rare species. 137 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:39,958 - Yes? - Yes. 138 00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:41,042 Closer. 139 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,417 And it's in danger of extinction. 140 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,500 - Yes? - Yes. 141 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,667 I'm talking about... Father Munilla! 142 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,417 He turns up naked and covered in tattoos! 143 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,875 He shoves his backside in our faces, Monsignor. 144 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,583 Eat up. Have a couple of prawns. 145 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:59,375 I never miss Wednesday lunches here. 146 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,375 He'd be better off in this seminary. 147 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,000 Monsignor, he'd be more controlled. 148 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,250 Don't worry, he will be. 149 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,500 Really? 150 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,125 Yes. As well as all of you at St. Theodosius. 151 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,708 I've decided to merge the two seminaries. 152 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:19,125 We just received a magnificent offer 153 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,292 to turn this place into a luxury Parador hotel. 154 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,417 A luxury hotel? 155 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,500 St. Theodosius is our home. 156 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:31,667 Too many debts. 157 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,042 The budget you allocated me doesn't stretch any further. 158 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:40,792 So, what will become of us? 159 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,125 We'll make room for you here with Cienfuegos 160 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,292 and you can bring your novices. 161 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,500 Monsignor. 162 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,417 Hey, Cienfuegos! 163 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,708 Is everything to your liking? 164 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,500 By the way, the hotel is a great opportunity. 165 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:58,625 Faith doesn't pay the bills, right, Munilla? 166 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,667 Relax, Jacinto. Under my care, 167 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,542 you'll be very comfortable. 168 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:09,917 And you? 169 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:12,333 You don't want any prawns? 170 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,917 Novices! 171 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,625 Labor laboris! 172 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,417 That means work! 173 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,792 Look at them. The pride of my bishopric. 174 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,333 They're bound to win the Champions Clerum. 175 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,792 The "Champinion Plerum"? 176 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:28,792 Munilla! 177 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:32,542 It's like a Champions League for the clergy. 178 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,042 The final will be contested in Rome. The Vatican team remains unbeaten. 179 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,500 Their stadium's a kind of Colosseum 180 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,333 refitted as a pitch. 181 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,125 "The Pit" they call it. 182 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,958 The winner will become 183 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:48,250 the emblem of the New Christianity. 184 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:51,958 I won't lie to you, Munilla, winning the Champions 185 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,333 would be a major feather in my cap. 186 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,625 - For His Holiness, I mean. - I understand, Monsignor. 187 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,542 Hey, Rouco! 188 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,125 How are you? How's retirement? 189 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,208 Yes, I know, a great penthouse. 190 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,958 Like that, you see? Shit, it's not that hard. 191 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:17,333 Jacinto, pass it! You're a star! 192 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,208 You're still an ace! 193 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,250 Golly! Seafood! 194 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,208 What a treat! 195 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,417 My dear brothers, 196 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,458 we're being transferred to the Diocesan seminary. 197 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:57,792 They're turning this place into a luxury hotel. 198 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,250 I wish I could tell you something else, 199 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:08,042 but, for a while now, St. Theodosius has been in the red, 200 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,500 and there's no solution. 201 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,417 Maybe there is. 202 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,208 What are you doing, Father? 203 00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:20,750 Sit down and don't interrupt. 204 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:24,417 What am I doing? What you should be doing. 205 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,875 Finding solutions to keep your monastery. 206 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,333 How dare you! 207 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:30,292 Start a soccer team, Munilla. 208 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,333 Crush Cienfuegos' team. 209 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:36,292 Crush the darn Vatican Pit and win the Champions Clerum. 210 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,125 No one will dare to close down the emblem of the New Christianity. 211 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,167 Don't you see? 212 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,542 Have some balls! 213 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,542 Balls? 214 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:44,375 Yes! 215 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,833 No. 216 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,083 Order. 217 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,542 Come with me for a moment. 218 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,500 You're just a newcomer 219 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,083 and you dare to undermine me in front of everyone 220 00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,083 with this stupid soccer idea! 221 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:01,792 It's a crazy idea, yes. 222 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:02,625 Yes! 223 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,833 But it's better than just repeating the Litany of the Virgin, 224 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,292 which is all you can do. 225 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,625 Munilla... 226 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,250 Don't you realize? 227 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,833 You have the chance to teach these guys the lesson of their life. 228 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,500 Let them fight for their monastery, damn it, their home! 229 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:23,958 Or do nothing. 230 00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:26,833 Maybe you really want to share a bunk 231 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,542 with that idiot, Cienfuegos. 232 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,875 What the heck's wrong with you? 233 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:41,458 Father Munilla. 234 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,458 What? 235 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,458 We're really keen to try it. 236 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,167 Yes, yes. 237 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,083 We'd like to as well. 238 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,333 If this isn't a mutin... 239 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,542 A rebelli... 240 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,500 An act of... 241 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,333 May God come down... 242 00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,667 and see it. 243 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,625 I don't know much about soccer, 244 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,125 but I have given myself up to the Virgin of Guadalupe, 245 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,250 and I can kick like a pro, teach. 246 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,333 I'm Brazilian, soccer's in my blood. 247 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:20,500 For a cerebral player like me, midfield's my natural position, 248 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,792 distributing the play. 249 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,083 Right. 250 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,750 Tiki-taka style. 251 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,792 Dribbling the ball. 252 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:34,417 And I can do bicycle kicks over and over. 253 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,333 I don't need to train. 254 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,542 With that beautiful body God gave you, 255 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:45,125 I see you more as a kick-ass goalie, man. 256 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,208 Cool. 257 00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:49,000 'Cause you're a star, right? 258 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,167 Yo, you got it. 259 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,083 I'm good in the corners too. 260 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,708 You know what, Ram�n? 261 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,000 What I see is that... 262 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,875 is that you... 263 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,042 you've got soccer know-how. 264 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,667 You bet. 265 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,375 My father, may he rest in peace, 266 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,375 was a big Legan�s fan. Something must have rubbed off. 267 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,917 Ram�n, you're made for the sidelines. 268 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:15,667 It's settled. 269 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,500 You're it. Assistant coach. 270 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,625 What? 271 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,792 Assistant coach? I like it! 272 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,083 Quick, Sim�n. Now we've got five balls. 273 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,750 - Got it? - Hurry, let's go! 274 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:33,958 This isn't right, Ram�n. 275 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:36,208 Or wrong. It's a private school. They've got tons of balls. 276 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,000 Bastards! 277 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,167 Out of the way! 278 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,250 AMBULANCE 279 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,750 That was Sara, wasn't it? 280 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,375 Sim�n, I've got whitewash all over me! 281 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,625 Stop, Sim�n! 282 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,958 Sim�n! 283 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:08,292 Straighten up, we're making the field round. 284 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,750 Pay attention, Juan Bautista. Watch and learn. 285 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,000 Go for it, Sim�n. 286 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,708 Get me up and I'll show you how to do a bicycle kick. 287 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:28,667 Good! 288 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,500 - Good, Sim�n! - Well done, Sim�n! 289 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,125 - No. No good. - Next time! 290 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,292 Father, that's no good. 291 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,542 Lift your habit! Stretch those abductor muscles! 292 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,250 Green. I told you. They're very green. 293 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,958 They'll ripen today. 294 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,958 Ripen? 295 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,417 They're going to get creamed. 296 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,792 That's right, they'll ripen. 297 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,375 HOME - VISITORS 298 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,708 - Go, go! - Gentlemen, go! 299 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,667 No! Not like that! 300 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,583 No! 301 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,625 Come on, boys! 302 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,417 Man-to-man marking! 303 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,875 Come on, pay attention! Up! 304 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:14,292 Watch these people, my God! 305 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,917 They're good up high. 306 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,417 Go on, don't miss it! 307 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,583 It's fine. Keep doing the same. 308 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,708 Well, maybe a bit better. 309 00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:32,208 Bautista! 310 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,917 I'm not asking you to save them all, 311 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,708 but cut out the own goals. 312 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,292 Another goal, father, another goal. 313 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,083 Go, go down. Good! That's it, Sim�n. 314 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,708 Come on! Ref! 315 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:46,875 You cockroach! 316 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,292 That's no way to referee! 317 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,958 Ref, that's a foul! 318 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,042 Foul! 319 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,667 Go! Good, Sim�n! Keep up the pressure! 320 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,375 Look out! Stop, stop! 321 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,250 This is serious. 322 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,667 Medic! 323 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,583 Alright... Make way! 324 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,458 Are you alright? On your back. 325 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,500 Slowly. 326 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,250 Sounds broken. 327 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,583 It's his scrotum. 328 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,167 I think one of his balls is jammed up. 329 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,458 Thank you, doctor. 330 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:17,625 The left one. 331 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,083 Shall I help you get your pants down? 332 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,250 No, no, no. 333 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,833 I wish I'd been hit. 334 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,083 Up to you, but any necrosis isn't my responsibility. 335 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,083 And necrosis is... 336 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,000 a pain in the ass. 337 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,667 Move it, Ram�n! 338 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,667 What have you lost here? 339 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,458 - What have you lost? - Nothing, nothing. 340 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,833 Nothing? Off you go. 341 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,333 Is it swollen? 342 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,625 I don't know what to tell you. 343 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,042 The last time I saw your private parts, 344 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,250 we were 10 years old. 345 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,917 Is it serious? 346 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,958 For all a novice like you will use it, who cares? 347 00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,708 It's swollen alright. 348 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,458 But there's no wrenching. 349 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,917 Maybe this isn't a good time to tell you, 350 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,958 but I'm having a birthday party soon. 351 00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:10,917 Do you want to come? 352 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,958 Or are you going to be a cloistered monk? 353 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,542 I don't know... 354 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,167 It hurts. 355 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,792 It hurts. 356 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,292 - Sorry. - It hurts! 357 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,708 Sim�n! 358 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,667 Bravo, Sim�n! 359 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,083 Guys. 360 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,792 Guys, take it easy. 361 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,750 Look at me. 362 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,083 Look at me. 363 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,875 It'll all get better from now on, okay? 364 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,042 It's the only good thing about... 365 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,208 playing like shit! 366 00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,000 Ram�n, when's the next game? 367 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,375 In three weeks, against Molinaseca. 368 00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,708 Good. You heard that. 369 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,875 We have three weeks to become soccer players 370 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,333 that play soccer, not that. 371 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,792 Tomorrow morning you're going to sweat blood. 372 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,125 Father. 373 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,500 What? 374 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,250 Why wait until tomorrow? 375 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,875 Yeah? 376 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,792 Yeah! 377 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,750 - Sure! Hell yeah! - Come on, guys! 378 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:27,875 Hell yeah! 379 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,375 - Hell yeah! - Let's go, novices! 380 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,542 - Come on! - C'mon, guys! 381 00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:36,875 Let's go! 382 00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:40,083 For God's sake... 383 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,125 For God's... 384 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,458 What did I say about pastries? 385 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,708 Not one more, not a one! 386 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:56,208 I'll put you down for two reds for consecration 387 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:58,292 - and a white for cooking. - No. 388 00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,583 Just one of each. 389 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,458 And the red can be a store-brand young wine. 390 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:02,500 But Father... 391 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,875 We can't afford to treat ourselves. 392 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,625 I've got something you can't say no to. 393 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,417 Look at this beauty. 394 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,125 For the love of God! 395 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,917 This is the latest thing in the Vatican right now. 396 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Try it out. 397 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:18,917 - May I? - Yes. 398 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,750 Lift it up. Lift it up and consecrate. 399 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:31,250 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 400 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,125 Get it away. 401 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,583 And leave me alone. Don't try to trick me, I'm busy. 402 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,417 I'll take the catalogs and let you know. 403 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,000 Father B�jar's going to appreciate this! 404 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:43,958 I don't believe it! 405 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:46,667 A little water bothers you, Ulises? 406 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,792 The water bothers you? Up you get! 407 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,000 - I can't do it! - C'mon, guys! Juan Bautista! 408 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,042 Yes, you can! 409 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,958 Hail Mary, Father. 410 00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:00,708 I have a surprise. 411 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:04,167 A prayer card that's selling divinely in the Vatican. 412 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,208 It's beautiful. With the Baby Jesus. 413 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,292 That's it, Sim�n! That's it! 414 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,792 Father? 415 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:12,708 He ran out on me. 416 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,500 RAM�N, ASSISTANT COACH 417 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,625 Father Munilla! 418 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,583 You're not running, are you? 419 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,208 - What are we going to win? - The Champions Clerum. 420 00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:23,125 I can't hear you! 421 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,375 So many stairs... Wait for me! 422 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,625 Two, one... 423 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,208 I don't want to interfere. 424 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:33,875 You're the coach, 425 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:38,792 but I just think it's better to go for goal. 426 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,792 - Right. They'll beat us by another seven. - Get away with you! 427 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:43,208 No, all this is fine. 428 00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:45,417 But it's useless unless we strengthen the midfield. 429 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:50,417 Who's that dark-skinned guy who sneaked them all in? 430 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,333 Jes�s. 431 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,500 He's called Jes�s. 432 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:59,917 I think it was Jes�s Heredia. Heredia. 433 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,958 So Jes�s will be our savior. 434 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,458 Ladies and gentlemen! 435 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:08,250 Today's "Blass Fradei"! 436 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,917 Ma'am, for your hubby. He'll look like Usain Bolt. 437 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,042 You want them, don't you? Antonia, a pair of panties for ya? 438 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,500 Everything is one euro. 439 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:16,667 Jes�s? Are you Jes�s? 440 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,083 Jes�s Heredia, at your service. 441 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,583 What do you want? Panties, bras, briefs? 442 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,042 Look, "Kelvin Klins", 443 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,583 latest fashion, elastic and all. 444 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,333 See? Water-resistant. 445 00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:29,083 Some deep-fried calamari for Jes�s. 446 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,375 - Wicked! All for me? - The lot. 447 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,500 I got no problem, 448 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,958 but I don't know what Father Grabiel will say. 449 00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:45,292 Father Grabiel? 450 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,625 Father Grabiel, yes, sir. 451 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,417 Father Grabiel is my pastor. 452 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,917 Look. 453 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,833 Brother! Sister! 454 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,208 - Give up drugs! - Amen! 455 00:23:58,292 --> 00:24:00,708 Stop getting wasted! 456 00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:03,250 Drugs are a dead end! 457 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,750 They're the road to perdition. 458 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,125 - Give up alcohol. - Amen! 459 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:09,833 Give up the nose candy! 460 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:12,292 It's the road to destruction. 461 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:14,208 - Loose women. - Amen! 462 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:16,625 - Smoking. - Hallelujah! 463 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,375 But little by little. 464 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,292 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 465 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,417 Little by little, progressively. 466 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,167 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 467 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,708 - Hallelujah! - Glory be to God! 468 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:28,167 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 469 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,167 Glory be to God! 470 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,458 When on the path of God, 471 00:24:31,542 --> 00:24:34,917 you're on the path of the glorious Nazarene. 472 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,083 Glory be to God! 473 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:37,375 He lifts you up. 474 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,125 - He purifies you. - Amen! 475 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,375 Feel it in your heart. 476 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,208 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 477 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,125 Hallelujah! I'll tell you something... 478 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,708 Uncle Elisaldo's daughter has a problem. 479 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:51,875 She needs one of those "orthendontics" devices, 480 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,625 and they cost a packet. 481 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:55,208 Let's sing a song of joy. 482 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:56,583 We'll pass the plate... 483 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:59,833 Hallelujah, Glory be to God and a big hug for y'all! 484 00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,792 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 485 00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:05,792 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 486 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:08,208 Receive Him now! Receive God! 487 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:13,208 Anoint him, Lord! Anoint him, Father! 488 00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:15,542 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 489 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:18,917 Yes, Lord! Lead me out of the darkness! 490 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,583 Hallelujah! 491 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:23,417 Yes, Lord! Hallelujah! 492 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,625 No! 493 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:30,750 Have you ever seen an Evangelical play for the Pope? 494 00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:33,083 That's exactly my point. 495 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:34,333 Come on, Father Grabiel. 496 00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:36,250 From one father to another, help us out, damn it. 497 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,250 We need your boys to beat the bishop's team. 498 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:43,000 - This is about fucking over the Bishop? - No. 499 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,125 God forgive me. 500 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,833 The Bishop is a bad dude. 501 00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:51,417 He keeps shutting down my places of worship. 502 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:55,417 So, if you slip me a few euros... 503 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,708 For the transfer, I mean. 504 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,708 - God forgive me. - Of course. 505 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,500 Let's see, Father Salvador. 506 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,500 You and this Father Grabiel 507 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:07,542 are flouting all the laws of the Holy Mother Church. 508 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,292 You lie. 509 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,417 You bribe shamelessly. 510 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,125 Here we go. What if the kid was baptized? 511 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:17,208 - All this for a soccer player? - Yes, for a soccer player 512 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:19,583 that we need to win the Champions Clerum. 513 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:22,375 "Chappium" Clerum, whatever the heck it is! 514 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,792 No! 515 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,125 Got it? 516 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,750 Come on, novices! 517 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Make sure you warm up! Stretch! 518 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,375 Go, guys! Go! 519 00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:43,750 Priests, it's our turn to "beat the hell" out of you! 520 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,458 Ignore him. 521 00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:48,250 Torrezno! I'll beat the holy crap out of you! 522 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,250 Apostate! 523 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,292 Ram�n, we're not responding to provocation. Got it? 524 00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:53,333 - Got it. - Got it? 525 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:54,500 - Got it. - Go, guys. 526 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,958 Don't let the home-field advantage get to you. We're out to win. 527 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:01,875 Come on, guys! Let's move it around! 528 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,167 - Hello, Munilla. - Bishop! 529 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,625 When I heard you were playing, I came right away. 530 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:10,208 Thank you, Monsignor. 531 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,750 The last game didn't go so well for you. 532 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:13,833 Well, no. 533 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:16,333 Let's see if you're luckier today. 534 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:18,125 - Champion. - Thanks. 535 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:23,500 Father, what was I going to say...? 536 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,333 We... well, the team... 537 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:30,375 Do we really stand any chance, or...? 538 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,875 With a certain dark-skinned midfielder... 539 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,167 Almighty and Eternal God! 540 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:45,042 Almighty and Eternal God, please... 541 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:46,500 Jes�s Heredia, at your service. 542 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,125 - Panties, bras, briefs... - Jes�s Heredia, 543 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,875 who will today be washed clean from original sin... 544 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,333 Make it snappy, Munilla. 545 00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:55,167 May he be your temple, with the Holy Spirit, O Lord... 546 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,417 - Amen. - The water! 547 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,667 - What's this? - It's blessed. 548 00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:07,292 There! Evangelical and Catholic. 549 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,042 Now I've got dual nationality. 550 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,125 Referee, a sub! Get ready, Jes�s. 551 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,417 Give me strength, Dad. 552 00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:16,833 Jes�s, let's get back in the game! Come on! 553 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:26,625 Jes�s! 554 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,667 Go, Jes�s! 555 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,375 - Goal! - Goal! 556 00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:37,500 - Goal! - That's right. 557 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,167 Good, Juan Bautista! 558 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,417 That's it, no fear! Throw yourself at it! 559 00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:58,500 Shoot, Sim�n! No mercy! 560 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,333 Goal! 561 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:04,500 Goal! 562 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:17,875 Well, well, Munilla, you kept this quiet! 563 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,875 Yes, sir, good team formation, winning attitudes... 564 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:24,875 One day I'll visit your monastery and you'll tell me your secret. 565 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,125 Of course, Monsignor, whenever you like. 566 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:31,500 On Thursday, we've got chick pea stew with pig's ear. 567 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:41,458 We gave it to them up the ass! Hell yeah! 568 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,833 With all due respect, Father. 569 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:48,375 Guys, we're men of God. 570 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:51,000 We don't gloat over the misfortune of others. 571 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:52,708 - Got it? - Yes, got it. 572 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,167 - Got it? - Where's Munilla? 573 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:57,250 - Munilla, come here! Get in the photo! - The photo. 574 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,792 Everyone say "tiki-taka". 575 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:02,292 Go on! 576 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:04,167 Tiki-taka. 577 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:05,625 One more. 578 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,792 Tiki-taka. 579 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:11,208 Well, well! It turns out that these guys 580 00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:13,708 have put the monastery of St. Theodosius on the map. 581 00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:16,042 Father Cienfuegos' boys should be worried... 582 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:19,000 It seems they have a serious competitor. 583 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,708 They'll meet next Sunday in the grand final 584 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:25,292 of the Spanish phase of the Champium Clerum. 585 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,667 And, to encourage the guys of St. Theodosius, 586 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,958 and so they keep making a splash, 587 00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:33,833 we'll dedicate this song to them 588 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,958 and their prior, Father... 589 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,292 Jacinto Munilla. 590 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,083 Yes, 591 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,667 I wanted to speak to you. 592 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:27,708 Let's go! 593 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:32,125 I hear panting, but no running. Faster, guys! 594 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,000 You heard Ram�n! Look sharp, eh? 595 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:36,292 Good morning. 596 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,542 Hello, Sara. 597 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:41,458 So? Are you here to measure Father Professor's blood sugar? 598 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:42,458 Yes. 599 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:44,458 Let's see how he behaved today. 600 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,542 It's not easy to resist your pastries. 601 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,917 Half the town have developed diabetes. 602 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:50,042 See you later! 603 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,042 Hi, guys! 604 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,333 - Hi. - Good morning. 605 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,917 Juan Bautista, I'm cutting down your pastry dose. 606 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,708 I'll make your double chin sweat. 607 00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:08,417 - Have you known her long? - Yes. 608 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,958 Since we were little. 609 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,042 We were friends at school. 610 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,458 Kids stuff. 611 00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:16,125 Then, as grown-ups... 612 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,542 Grown-up stuff. 613 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,458 Well, until I came here. 614 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,333 Oh, my friend. 615 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,250 When you take this path, you leave a lot of things behind. 616 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:27,583 Too many. 617 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,167 She's celebrating her birthday today. 618 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,917 But I don't think I'll go. 619 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:36,458 I think a little fresh air would do you good. 620 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,583 Do you think so, Father? I'm a little... 621 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,708 A little what? Scared, right? 622 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:46,917 Go and face your fears. It's the only way. 623 00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:49,500 All this running around, shorty, 624 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:51,958 will lead you straight to temptation. 625 00:32:52,042 --> 00:32:54,167 Juanito, it's only a birthday party. 626 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,500 You eat cake, blow out candles, and that's it. 627 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,000 - Nothing else? - Nothing else! 628 00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,000 Take it easy, Sim�n. 629 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,917 Temptation doesn't stand a chance against a true calling. 630 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,917 Wait. 631 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,958 So you smell nice. 632 00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:07,833 I was saving it for myself, 633 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:09,708 but this is a special occasion. 634 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:12,833 He's damning himself. 635 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:20,583 Thanks, Ram�n. 636 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,625 Go on, go. 637 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:40,708 Sim�n! 638 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,667 What a surprise! You came! 639 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,458 How are you? This is Sim�n, guys. 640 00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:47,708 How are you? 641 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,167 I... 642 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,042 I would've liked to get you something, 643 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,625 but we don't get paid at the monastery. 644 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,792 Pastries! 645 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,375 Great! Thanks a lot, Sim�n. 646 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,083 He's spaced out. 647 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,750 Want some? 648 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,542 I don't smoke, thanks. 649 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,000 We'll join you later. 650 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:09,667 What a character! 651 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,625 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 652 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,417 I don't. 653 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,208 Come along. 654 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,333 Be careful. 655 00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:25,833 I've never done it with more than two guys in one night. 656 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:26,958 Or even two. 657 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,958 Come on, guys. 658 00:34:29,042 --> 00:34:31,667 I've never done it on a first date. 659 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,542 If you have, you have to drink. 660 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,667 My turn. 661 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:40,750 I've never... 662 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,917 - been in love. - Here we go. 663 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,167 Go for it. 664 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:58,208 I've never prayed the rosary. 665 00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:05,875 Hey, that's enough. 666 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:07,125 Don't go overboard. 667 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,500 Don't listen to him. 668 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:09,958 No, it's alright. 669 00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:11,500 It's a game, right? 670 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,375 Then it's my turn. 671 00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,708 - Go for it. - Go. 672 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:22,708 Come on! 673 00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:24,667 - Go, go! - Down in one! 674 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,708 Mr. Pastry! 675 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:27,958 Are you alright? 676 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:30,917 Come here. 677 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,125 They're good people. 678 00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:36,667 They just like to laugh at everything. 679 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:51,208 Are you sure, Sim�n? 680 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,208 No. 681 00:35:54,292 --> 00:35:55,417 I'm not sure. 682 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,667 Not about this or anything. 683 00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:00,292 I don't know what I want and you're not helping me! 684 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,750 Excuse me? 685 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,250 Sim�n! 686 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,417 Are you alright? 687 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,417 Are you alright? 688 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,042 Come and take that off or you'll freeze. 689 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,833 No, no, I'm fine. 690 00:36:12,917 --> 00:36:14,042 I'm going. 691 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,583 I promised Father Munilla I'd be back before eight. 692 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:19,792 - But... - Happy birthday, Sara. 693 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,958 Sim�n. 694 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,167 Shit. 695 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,292 Shit. 696 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,000 Sim�n, don't go. 697 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,750 Sim�n. 698 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:01,500 Son. 699 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:03,167 You had me worried. 700 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,458 What were you up to at this hour, and looking like that? 701 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,875 I've been making a fool of myself. 702 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:11,875 Haven't you ever made a fool of yourself? 703 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,167 Of course not. 704 00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:18,250 You don't know what it's like outside the seminary, 705 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,917 your prayers and your... 706 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:22,958 pastries. 707 00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:26,875 That's all you talk about and teach us. 708 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,583 Useful things for life. 709 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,292 Like the date of the Second Vatican Council. 710 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,042 Or the number of cardinals in the Conclave. 711 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:37,042 We can count on you for that. 712 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:40,875 But, when we have a real doubt or something bothering us, 713 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,042 turning to our rector is useless! 714 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,417 Luckily, God sent us Father Salvador. 715 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:48,917 He listens to us, 716 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:52,375 understands us and gives us advice. 717 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:55,292 If it wasn't for him and our high hopes for soccer, 718 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,458 which he brought too, 719 00:37:57,542 --> 00:37:59,917 this monastery would be just a pastry factory. 720 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,333 Let me in, Father, I want to go to bed. 721 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,458 No, son, no. 722 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,458 This monastery has a closing time. 723 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,083 It's not open till the morning prayers. 724 00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:48,583 Go on, rub out all those lines. 725 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:50,208 Are there no more brooms? 726 00:38:50,292 --> 00:38:52,583 Mateo, go for brooms. 727 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:54,542 All the brooms you can find. 728 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,667 What are you doing, Munilla? 729 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,208 No more soccer. 730 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,583 What? But... why? 731 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:02,083 - Why? - Yes. 732 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:04,375 Because I put my trust in you 733 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:06,583 and you spoiled my years of work. 734 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,917 These guys are everything to me. 735 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,333 They're my life. 736 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,833 And you're putting wild ideas into their heads. 737 00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:14,875 No more soccer! 738 00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:17,333 Oh, really? And what do you suggest? 739 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:20,000 Should we kneel and pray? 740 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,667 You think that'll save all this. 741 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,958 Right, guys, kneel and pray to St. Theodosius. 742 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:26,875 You think and speak like that because you have little faith. 743 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:27,917 Almost none. 744 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Faith? You have to go out and look for faith. 745 00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,333 Sure, and get back drunk as skunks. 746 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:33,583 And doubting everything. 747 00:39:34,292 --> 00:39:36,792 These guys aren't prepared to face the world yet. 748 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,583 No more soccer! 749 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,125 Isn't it about time? 750 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,500 What are we preparing them for? 751 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,000 Who? You? 752 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,875 You don't teach them much. 753 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:48,458 Only to negotiate with mercenaries 754 00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:51,833 or steal from the Vatican accounts. 755 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:52,792 Munilla! 756 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,042 You see? 757 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,833 No, don't stop. 758 00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:57,833 Go on. 759 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,833 Keep being an example to them. 760 00:39:59,917 --> 00:40:03,667 Keep teaching these guys your idea of the Church. 761 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:09,958 Meanwhile, here... there's order! 762 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,833 Pull that thing down. 763 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:18,792 There you go. 764 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,667 Take away the net. 765 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,625 Separate the crossbars and pile them up there. 766 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:24,625 Those ones, too. 767 00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:26,458 The evangelical guides... 768 00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:29,167 for centuries in the Church... 769 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:33,667 have been the friars' way of life. 770 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:39,792 These three vows to live in blessedness 771 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:44,167 are the pillars of our fraternal life. 772 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,292 He took his son as Spiritual Father. 773 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:54,250 When he was young, he felt the desire to follow in Abraham's footsteps 774 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,750 and left his parents, to devote himself to his love of God. 775 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,750 Got it? 776 00:40:59,792 --> 00:41:01,750 Theodosius settled in Jerusalem 777 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:06,417 at the time of the Council of Chalcedon, in 451. 778 00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:15,500 Jacinto! 779 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:16,667 Are you there? 780 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,125 Avelino! My God! You gave me a fright. 781 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,833 I didn't see you. 782 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,458 Neither did I, son. 783 00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:25,417 The Paradores people are waiting for you downstairs. 784 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,792 I'll be right there. Go on ahead. 785 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,417 Not a Romanesque monastery, 786 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,042 I want a romantic monastery. 787 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,625 We'll put a spa in there. 788 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:02,667 I want a big, open space. 789 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,417 It needs light, open windows. 790 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,125 Get rid of that cloistered monk stench. 791 00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,167 Don't you smell it? 792 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,042 Good sense of smell. 793 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,750 Alright, I'm Father Munilla, prior of this seminary. 794 00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:22,458 How can I help you? 795 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:25,000 As you know, Paradores is buying this monastery. 796 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:27,250 And we're giving it a face lift. 797 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,708 That part there we'll turn into suites, 798 00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:32,000 all glazed, with their jacuzzis. 799 00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:35,750 And there, in the bell tower, we'll put a chill-out room. 800 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:04,792 Father! 801 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:07,458 Father, can you hear me? 802 00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:09,667 - Father, can you hear me? - Yes. 803 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,375 I think you've been misinformed. 804 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:13,208 The monastery's not for sale. 805 00:44:13,292 --> 00:44:14,292 - It's not? - No. 806 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,583 What do you mean? 807 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:19,250 I have a contract here, a deal, and the Bishop's authorization. 808 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:21,792 The Bishop? 809 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,000 The Pope. 810 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:26,625 The Pope is infallible. 811 00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,167 The Bishop isn't. 812 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,250 Guys, wait. 813 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:33,042 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have duties to attend to. 814 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,417 Go on! 815 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,542 - Avelino. - Yes. 816 00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:38,833 Do me a favor 817 00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:42,000 and see these gentlemen to the door. 818 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:43,458 I'd be happy to! 819 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:49,708 What is it, Father? 820 00:44:50,167 --> 00:44:52,667 We're going back to the Ch... 821 00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:56,292 - Champions. - The Champions Clerum. 822 00:44:56,833 --> 00:45:00,250 Guys, we'll either be the emblem of Christianity, 823 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,792 or we'll die trying. 824 00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:03,792 - Hallelujah! - Let's go for it! 825 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:08,250 Joyfully we train, Lord 826 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,250 To win the Champions Clerum My Lord 827 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,667 There! 828 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:34,250 That's the way, guys! 829 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,708 Sure! 830 00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:49,250 You're absolutely right, Munilla. 831 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:51,792 The Bishop isn't infallible. 832 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:55,417 Let alone a humble rector of a small seminary 833 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,208 that's about to be closed down. 834 00:45:57,292 --> 00:46:00,417 Someone I know is infallible is Cienfuegos' forward, 835 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,458 who's going to score eight goals against you in the first half. 836 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:08,792 My dear Cienfuegos, my dear Munilla, 837 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:12,750 I've called you here before the game between our seminaries 838 00:46:12,833 --> 00:46:16,750 to remind you that, even though you face each other on the field, 839 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:19,708 you'll always be united by your faith in Jesus. 840 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:23,167 Muni, remember what they called you in the seminary? 841 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:26,292 A faith that does not admit victors or vanquished, 842 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:29,750 only fraternity and concord. 843 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,750 "Shit-eater". 844 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,458 Of course we can't forget 845 00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:37,292 that whoever wins will be one step closer to Rome. 846 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,917 Do you really believe you and your team stand a chance in "the Pit"? 847 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:44,917 We called you "shit-eater". 848 00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:48,500 This is really going to be a duel to the death. 849 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,042 Shit-eater. 850 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:56,208 May the best team win. 851 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:57,458 May the best team win. 852 00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:03,375 You didn't overdo the desserts, did you, Father? 853 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:05,792 No, I didn't touch any. 854 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:10,792 No, I'm lying, I had a nibble of a cr�me caramel... 855 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,667 - and a fig chocolate. - Right. 856 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:16,292 And four vanilla slices, three coconut balls... 857 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,042 Sim�n... 858 00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,542 Sim�n, wait! 859 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:21,458 Sim�n! 860 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,708 - Munilla... - What? 861 00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:25,958 Sit down. 862 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:32,333 How are you? 863 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,042 The other night you ran off and I've heard nothing from you. 864 00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:39,667 There's nothing to say. I shouldn't have gone there. 865 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,417 What was I doing at a party with alcohol, joints and silly games? 866 00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:46,042 My place is here, between these walls, 867 00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:49,042 with prayer, seclusion, study, soccer and God. 868 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:53,625 Sure. 869 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,458 If you're so sure, why were you about to kiss me? 870 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:03,208 The path to true faith is full of doubts and obstacles. 871 00:48:04,042 --> 00:48:04,958 Excuse me? 872 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:07,500 No... 873 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:09,750 - Obstacles? - No, I didn't mean that. 874 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:10,875 That's what I am to you? 875 00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:11,917 No. 876 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,625 I'm an obstacle? Really? 877 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,292 Do you know what I think? 878 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:18,833 Your only obstacle is yourself. 879 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,000 You put up obstacles 880 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:23,625 against your desire to escape these walls you're hiding behind. 881 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:27,375 You're afraid of the real world, of the light of day. 882 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,667 You're afraid of me. 883 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,000 You're terrified of the possibility of being in love with me. 884 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,083 You're shit-scared! 885 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,917 Grow up, Sim�n, 886 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:38,625 and get your head straight. 887 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,500 Good luck. 888 00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,042 You're going to need it. 889 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:02,250 Shake hands. 890 00:49:03,417 --> 00:49:09,417 They're called religious But no way 891 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,833 They're called religious But no way 892 00:49:15,917 --> 00:49:17,708 Jump, Diocesan! 893 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,083 Jump, Diocesan! 894 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,792 Get up there! Go! 895 00:49:34,167 --> 00:49:36,000 Let's take it up the sideline. 896 00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:38,042 Come on! 897 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:39,083 Take the sideline. 898 00:49:39,167 --> 00:49:40,417 Jes�s. 899 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,000 Just you, Jes�s. 900 00:49:42,083 --> 00:49:42,917 Just you! 901 00:49:45,542 --> 00:49:47,000 Goal! 902 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,083 Goal! 903 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:49,917 Okay, calm down. 904 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,375 Goal! 905 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:03,083 Jump or go to hell 906 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,000 Jump or go to hell 907 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,708 Why did you get out of the way? 908 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:12,708 What are you doing, Juanito? 909 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:14,958 Goal! 910 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,292 Goal! 911 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:24,792 Goal! 912 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:32,625 Goal! 913 00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,083 Damn it! Juan Bautista! 914 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,083 What's going on? 915 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:40,375 Go, move it! 916 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:41,792 What are you doing? 917 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,458 What's gotten into this guy? 918 00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:44,750 What's going on? 919 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:48,000 We'll sort it out at halftime. 920 00:51:00,583 --> 00:51:02,208 What did they offer you, Juanito? 921 00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:03,917 What is this? Why pick on me? 922 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,458 Don't play dumb. You stink of a pay-off. 923 00:51:06,542 --> 00:51:08,042 What did they promise you if we lose? 924 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:09,208 What the hell do you care? 925 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:16,292 Talk! Spit it out, fatso! 926 00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:17,458 Now you're gonna talk. 927 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,917 Stop, he's gonna talk. He's gonna spit it out! 928 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:27,917 Spit it out! 929 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:32,292 They promised to send me back to my town in Mexico. 930 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,333 What? 931 00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:35,042 That toad Cienfuegos, I'll spit on him. 932 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,042 God forgive me. 933 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:39,042 Damn it, you don't get that by betraying your own people, 934 00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:41,000 but through your work and your calling. 935 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,500 And you're good at that, Juanito. 936 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,583 I know. 937 00:51:48,292 --> 00:51:49,542 I'm sorry. 938 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,292 You're my friends, my family. 939 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:57,208 I didn't want to betray you, but I wanted to go to my town 940 00:51:57,292 --> 00:52:00,333 and teach the kids that drug trafficking is not the right path, 941 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:02,333 that there are other paths. 942 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:08,042 Why didn't you talk to Father Salvador? He would have helped you. 943 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,750 Do you think so? 944 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:13,292 Sure, damn it! He's got contacts in the Vatican. 945 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:14,583 Real contacts, 946 00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:17,333 not like that blowhard Cienfuegos. 947 00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,208 He's never left the seminary. 948 00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:22,542 So you know what you have to do. 949 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:26,125 Go out there and show everyone that you're a kick-ass goalie. 950 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,042 - Hell yeah! - Hell yeah! 951 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,333 Hell yeah! 952 00:52:37,042 --> 00:52:38,750 That's it, guys! 953 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,625 We've got it! Get it and go! 954 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:43,292 Hey, follow it! 955 00:52:43,792 --> 00:52:45,250 Now! Good, good! 956 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,500 It's just you! 957 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:53,750 - Come on! - Let's trust in our boys. 958 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,208 Juan Bautista, where are you going? 959 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,708 Juan Bautista, what are you doing? 960 00:53:06,042 --> 00:53:07,042 Goal! 961 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,833 We've got to win this game! 962 00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:30,333 Jump or you're a sinner 963 00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:31,250 Defense! 964 00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:36,708 Penalty! 965 00:53:38,417 --> 00:53:40,667 A penalty? Oh, please! 966 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,792 - A penalty? - This is highway robbery, ref! 967 00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:51,250 - A penalty... - Score the penalty, please. 968 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:55,583 Juan Bautista, you know the right path! 969 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:57,958 Stop it and we're going to Rome. 970 00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:05,083 Yes! 971 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:07,125 - He stopped it! - With his double chin! 972 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,000 Hell yeah! We're going to Rome! 973 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,375 Oh, my face... 974 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:20,708 Champions! 975 00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:36,583 You... 976 00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:39,042 are a shit-eater. 977 00:54:39,125 --> 00:54:40,208 You... 978 00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:42,958 are a shit-eater. 979 00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:44,125 Munilla! 980 00:54:45,542 --> 00:54:46,875 Congratulations. 981 00:54:47,792 --> 00:54:49,917 I've always believed in you, champ. 982 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:51,583 Come here. 983 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:57,417 Listen up. The guys of St. Theodosius have just qualified 984 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,167 for the grand final of the Champions Clerum. 985 00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:03,667 That's a toll of the bell, and not for the morning prayers. 986 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:06,875 See you in Rome! At the Holy See, 987 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:10,500 in the dreaded Vatican "Pit", in seven days. 988 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,958 We'll be covering it all here, 989 00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:15,292 on Diocesan Game Time. 990 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:18,583 Please, Miss, get going, I'll be late for dialysis. 991 00:55:18,667 --> 00:55:20,792 Sorry! Of course! I'm sorry! 992 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,917 Yes, to Rome, Rome. 993 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,833 By plane, to be closer to God. 994 00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:32,583 Are there group discounts? 995 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,708 And do the guys pay adult fares? 996 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:40,667 They're between 20 and 34. 997 00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:44,167 Come on, Jesusito Heredia, 998 00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:47,083 Juan Bautista and the pastries, right? 999 00:55:47,167 --> 00:55:48,375 Good. 1000 00:55:49,042 --> 00:55:51,583 Ram�n, little angel, up you go. 1001 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,708 And young Sim�n. 1002 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:55,542 - It everyone there? - Let's go, Sim�n. 1003 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,083 Let's go. 1004 00:55:58,167 --> 00:56:01,042 We're off to Italy. Let's hope we see the Pope. 1005 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:04,958 Champions Clerum, my Lord! Champions Clerum! 1006 00:56:05,042 --> 00:56:08,458 Champions Clerum, my Lord! Champions Clerum! 1007 00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:11,500 Champions Clerum, my Lord! Champions Clerum! 1008 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,083 - Champions Clerum! - Champions Clerum! 1009 00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:15,958 - Champions Clerum! - Champions Clerum! 1010 00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,750 - Champions Clerum! - Champions Clerum! 1011 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,375 Champions... 1012 00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:35,208 You needn't unpack your bags. 1013 00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:38,583 We didn't bring any baggage, we came here to win. 1014 00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:41,208 You'll never win in the Vatican "Pit". 1015 00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:44,125 In Ancient Rome, lions ate the Christians. 1016 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:48,042 Now some Christians are going to snack on other Christians. 1017 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,208 It'd be unorthodox to make a bet with a superior, wouldn't it? 1018 00:56:51,292 --> 00:56:53,042 - Look, Father... - Relax. 1019 00:56:53,125 --> 00:56:54,667 If you're so sure... 1020 00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:58,375 Win this and the next day you'll be back in Africa. 1021 00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,125 Keep your cool. Got it? 1022 00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:03,708 And if we don't win? 1023 00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:08,042 Father Cienfuegos will have a lifetime job for you in the seminary. 1024 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:13,875 Deal. 1025 00:57:15,042 --> 00:57:17,042 Isn't that right, Father Munilla? 1026 00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:18,542 Jacinto, isn't it? 1027 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:21,292 Jacinto, that's right. 1028 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:22,333 Eminence. 1029 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:27,708 Look, I took the liberty of bringing these pastries 1030 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:28,708 from our monastery, 1031 00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:30,958 in case the Holy Father wishes to try them. 1032 00:57:31,042 --> 00:57:33,250 - Thank you, we'll try your... - Pastries. 1033 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,542 Pastries. 1034 00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:37,750 A cardinal! 1035 00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:44,333 A real one. I got to meet a cardinal in person. 1036 00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:46,167 And it's all so beautiful! I want to see things. 1037 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,917 I need to see things. 1038 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,542 Oil level, perfect. 1039 00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:53,583 Wash it well down there. 1040 00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:55,917 Remove all the mud, got it? 1041 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,125 Fine, I've got it. 1042 00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:58,250 Don't give me that. 1043 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:03,375 The other day, the hem of the Holy Father's cassock got dirty. 1044 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:04,375 Yeah, yeah, fine. 1045 00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:06,042 Wash it properly, all the mud. 1046 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,833 The Holy Father's car. 1047 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:10,292 Sara! 1048 00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:11,958 What are you doing here? 1049 00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:13,917 What's wrong? 1050 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,958 Every team has its fans, right? 1051 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,625 Look, a scarf and everything. 1052 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:24,042 My grandma made it for me. 1053 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:27,458 - SSC? - Seminary Soccer Club. 1054 00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:29,917 And look... 1055 00:59:30,625 --> 00:59:33,458 "We'll snack on the Romans." 1056 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,583 Nobody's stopping here, Juan Bautista. 1057 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:43,542 Those folks don't understand us. 1058 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:47,125 I think we should go back and hole up in the hotel. 1059 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,292 We hole up enough already in St. Theodosius. 1060 00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:53,250 Out there, Rome awaits us. The Eternal City. 1061 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:55,333 God help us. 1062 00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:58,333 - "Taxini"! "Taxini"! - Let's go! 1063 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:00,083 Arrivederci, Roma! 1064 01:00:31,792 --> 01:00:34,458 Holy shit, Beelzebub himself! 1065 01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:36,167 We're going straight to hell! 1066 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,583 I don't know, Bautista. 1067 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,417 First get to know it, then give your opinion. 1068 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:46,458 Hi, boys. Do you want to get in without lining up? 1069 01:00:46,542 --> 01:00:49,375 Come on, come with us. 1070 01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:52,542 Come on... Okay. Come on! 1071 01:00:56,042 --> 01:00:57,417 Listen... 1072 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:00,083 I owe you an apology. 1073 01:01:01,042 --> 01:01:03,375 I shouldn't have spoken to you like that the other day. 1074 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:06,458 I've been thinking a lot about what you said. 1075 01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:08,750 And you're right, I'm my biggest obstacle. 1076 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,500 Do you remember that first day of Senior High? 1077 01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:17,000 Of course I do. 1078 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,958 I waited for you to pick me up on the way to school, as usual, 1079 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:23,750 and you didn't show up. 1080 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:28,083 Not that day, or the next, or the next, or the next. 1081 01:01:31,042 --> 01:01:35,375 When I found out you had entered a seminary, I just couldn't get it. 1082 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,000 Well, 1083 01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:39,875 I convinced myself that the seminary was my calling. 1084 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,000 I was sure of it. 1085 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,250 Why didn't you tell me? 1086 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:53,583 All I had was you, Sim�n. Only you. 1087 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:57,792 And you left me all alone. I had no idea what had happened. 1088 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,167 Sara... 1089 01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:07,875 What? 1090 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:12,542 I'm a coward. 1091 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:19,000 I was afraid I'd lose my calling if I looked into your eyes again. 1092 01:02:22,208 --> 01:02:24,500 And, after all this time, I still can't do it. 1093 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:32,042 Why did you come, Sara? 1094 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:43,042 Because of you, Sim�n. Because of you. 1095 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:46,875 To be honest, watching priests playing soccer doesn't turn me on. 1096 01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:51,417 Look, my little priest... 1097 01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:56,458 All these years I've been with guys I thought I was crazy about 1098 01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:58,792 and were the love of my life, but they weren't. 1099 01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:00,250 And do you know why? 1100 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,167 No. 1101 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:07,792 Because you're the man of my life, damn it, you got that? 1102 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:09,417 It's you. 1103 01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:14,125 Now what? 1104 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,250 Are you going to run away again? 1105 01:03:19,542 --> 01:03:20,833 No. 1106 01:03:20,917 --> 01:03:21,958 Of course not. 1107 01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:28,000 I will never run away from you again. 1108 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:27,125 Father! I'm losing the battle against the Evil One. 1109 01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:30,042 Relax, the main thing is not to lose tomorrow. 1110 01:04:33,417 --> 01:04:35,667 For God's sake, Ram�n, answer the phone! 1111 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,583 Answer the phone, son! 1112 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:05,583 Look! Here it comes again! 1113 01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:07,875 What a scorpion kick! 1114 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:10,458 I swear, tomorrow I'm doing one of those. 1115 01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,500 Cut it out with the scorpions, you'll use up my data. 1116 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:18,958 Fifteen missed calls from Father Munilla. We'll be in for it! 1117 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,583 No, we already are. 1200 euros in booze. 1118 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,667 What? 1119 01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:28,083 It's these Italian girls, they're trouble. 1120 01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:30,375 You like to get close to them, though. 1121 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,667 Goat's milk... Who ordered that? 1122 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,500 Good night. 1123 01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:00,458 Good night, Your Holiness. 1124 01:06:04,417 --> 01:06:05,458 Darn it! 1125 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,792 Yes? 1126 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:16,250 For God's sake, Ram�n, little angel! I've called you 15 times! 1127 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,125 Got it? 1128 01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,083 What problem? 1129 01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:22,208 Get out of where? 1130 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,792 The Mafia? What are you saying, little angel? 1131 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,875 Mother of God! 1132 01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:35,208 They're going to kill them, and for 200,000 pesetas. 1133 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:37,500 We won't make it, they'll bury them in quicklime. 1134 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,583 Let's go. 1135 01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:52,417 No. 1136 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:59,250 Where did you get that? No, you couldn't! 1137 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:00,542 Don't you want to save the boys? 1138 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:05,417 All my life fleeing from sin, 1139 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,583 and suddenly it's hell, excommunication, jail! 1140 01:07:07,667 --> 01:07:10,958 Salvador! We're stealing the Pope's car! 1141 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,167 Cool, huh? 1142 01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,167 It's started. 1143 01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,833 Forgive him, Lord, he knows not what he does. 1144 01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:21,125 You getting in? 1145 01:07:22,792 --> 01:07:24,042 The guys... 1146 01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:26,542 And neither do I! 1147 01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:31,833 Let's go. 1148 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,875 What are you doing? 1149 01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:37,292 This car's a handful. 1150 01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,708 Turn around. 1151 01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:40,083 Too late. Leave it to me. 1152 01:07:40,167 --> 01:07:42,042 They'll catch us, they will! Turn around. 1153 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:43,875 Lean back and wave. 1154 01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:51,792 Pax et dominum tecum. 1155 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,250 I'll kill you, Munilla, I will. 1156 01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,875 You're going to hit it, Salvador. 1157 01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:00,875 Shit! 1158 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:03,500 Relax, Munilla. The Holy Father's car is fully insured. 1159 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:08,417 Where's the Pope going at 3 a.m.? 1160 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:12,583 Anywhere he wants. You're such a busybody. 1161 01:08:16,583 --> 01:08:17,875 Do you know where you're going? 1162 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,958 Darn it! 1163 01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:22,083 It's like we're going around in circles. 1164 01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,625 Shit! 1165 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,417 Now, try to slow down, Father! 1166 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,583 It's the shortest way, Jacinto, and there's no time. 1167 01:08:31,667 --> 01:08:32,792 I'm stepping on it! 1168 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,208 Stop, darn it, we won't fit into that tunnel! 1169 01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,833 If we stop, we won't make it. 1170 01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:38,375 How high is the Popemobile? 1171 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:39,667 We'll soon find out. 1172 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:51,917 We got the Holy Father's car stuck! God forgive us! 1173 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,750 We're close. One last sprint, go! 1174 01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:57,458 Mea culpa! Mea culpa! The panels, the paintwork... 1175 01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,750 Have Mercy, Lord! 1176 01:08:59,833 --> 01:09:01,958 - Run! - I'm running. 1177 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,167 Here comes Father Munilla. 1178 01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:10,042 Oh, God. We've really screwed up. 1179 01:09:10,792 --> 01:09:12,542 Father Munilla, 1180 01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:15,333 I told them you pay dearly for your sins. 1181 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,167 And this one will cost 1280 euros, right? 1182 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:20,458 It's my fault, Father. 1183 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:23,167 As assistant coach, it's my responsibility. 1184 01:09:23,667 --> 01:09:26,167 So, when we get to the hotel, 1185 01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:29,042 I'll hand in my whistle, my board and I'll quit... 1186 01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:31,083 Father! 1187 01:09:33,292 --> 01:09:37,583 Jacinto, don't slap the guys. We're going to need some balls here. 1188 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:46,167 Hey there. Good evening. How are you doing? 1189 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,083 A lot of balls. 1190 01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,917 Well, we'll try to negotiate. 1191 01:09:55,542 --> 01:09:59,792 And, if they give us no choice, like you say, balls. 1192 01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:02,333 But, above all, order! 1193 01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:04,458 I'll try first, they're my boys. 1194 01:10:04,542 --> 01:10:06,708 Got it? 1195 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,042 Here, little angel. 1196 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,417 Use me as a battering ram, it'll catch them off guard. 1197 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,458 Up! 1198 01:10:15,542 --> 01:10:17,042 - There! - Come on! 1199 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,583 I give up! 1200 01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:27,750 You're choking me, son, you're choking me. 1201 01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:36,542 Do you have Wi-Fi here? 1202 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:44,667 Thank you for using the Vatican Bank. 1203 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:50,458 Well, here they are, Father Salvador. 1204 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:54,125 Men by night, rag dolls by day. 1205 01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:56,583 Let's go, novices. 1206 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,542 The Pit awaits you. 1207 01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,167 Damn him to hell and back. 1208 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,750 Guys! Order! Look at me. Me! 1209 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:06,208 You've been training and trying out systems for months. 1210 01:11:06,292 --> 01:11:09,042 But do you want to know how all games are won? 1211 01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:11,083 With balls. 1212 01:11:12,292 --> 01:11:13,458 Yes, Jacinto. 1213 01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:15,458 Games are won with balls. 1214 01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:17,792 - Do you really believe that, Father? - Yes. 1215 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,250 I really do. 1216 01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,208 We're monks, yes, 1217 01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:24,125 but, out there, we're soccer players. 1218 01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:27,333 And soccer players don't turn the other cheek. 1219 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,250 What do we have? 1220 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:30,917 Right, we understand. 1221 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,958 - What do we have? - Balls! 1222 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:36,750 - What do we have? - Balls! 1223 01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:38,583 - What are we going to win? - The Champions Clerum! 1224 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:41,083 - What are we going to win? - The Champions Clerum! 1225 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:44,125 Then hit The Pit like gladiators and show them that you have some... 1226 01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:46,292 Balls! 1227 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:47,417 Come on! 1228 01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,458 Come on, guys. For St. Theodosius. 1229 01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:58,500 St. Theodosius team, from Spain. 1230 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:02,708 Number 1: Juan Bautista. 1231 01:12:02,792 --> 01:12:06,833 Number 2: Jes�s Fern�ndez... 1232 01:12:07,292 --> 01:12:09,500 Number 3... 1233 01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:13,917 Juan Bautista, the Vatican guys will eat us alive! 1234 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:17,792 I know, I've already shat my pants. 1235 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,208 Watch your tiki-taka! 1236 01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:20,833 That's it, your "Tidicacan". 1237 01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:23,917 Let's go for it, let's show the game to the Lord. 1238 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,417 C'mon, lots of energy. 1239 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,875 Lord, I ask you to bless those legs... 1240 01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:31,500 In this cathedral of secular soccer, 1241 01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:36,667 I bless you in the name of the Father, the Son... 1242 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:39,542 and Cristiano Ronaldo. 1243 01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:42,917 I knew it. The Vatican Curia, they're "Merengues". 1244 01:12:44,167 --> 01:12:45,000 Sim�n! 1245 01:12:45,792 --> 01:12:46,792 Let's go. 1246 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,583 Come on. 1247 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:58,500 C'mon, Sim�n! Go, go, go! 1248 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,708 Go, go! 1249 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:07,250 We're live from Rome... 1250 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,542 Lift up the antenna! 1251 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:10,875 Right... 1252 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:13,667 More! Higher! 1253 01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:16,792 I'm not fiddling with it anymore. 1254 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:19,042 Vaticanum! 1255 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,042 Vaticanum! 1256 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,208 Cut it off there! Watch out! 1257 01:13:29,292 --> 01:13:30,833 Stop that guy! Stop him! 1258 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,292 He's alone! He's alone! 1259 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,250 Goal! 1260 01:13:40,292 --> 01:13:41,875 No, no! 1261 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,000 You're not focused! You're not motivated! 1262 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:46,167 All this whiteboard and whatnot, damn it! 1263 01:13:57,708 --> 01:13:59,958 There, midfield, that's it. 1264 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:01,583 Play it. Good. 1265 01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:03,167 Open it up! 1266 01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:06,583 Go, boys! Up you go! Keep it tight on the field! 1267 01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:09,625 Tiki-taka, and, if the ball goes in the net, that's a goal. 1268 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:11,625 Get it in position, go. 1269 01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:15,083 Goal! 1270 01:14:15,167 --> 01:14:16,167 Goal! 1271 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,583 Goal! 1272 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,833 Hallelujah! Goal! 1273 01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:22,667 Go on, get out the booze. 1274 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:23,875 Goal! 1275 01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:25,000 Great, guys! Keep it up! 1276 01:14:26,917 --> 01:14:28,417 There's still plenty of game left. 1277 01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:30,917 For now it's 1-1, Eminence. 1278 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:31,917 Hang tough! 1279 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,833 - C'mon! - One more! 1280 01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:38,875 This isn't normal, eh? 1281 01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:41,333 These people are too fast, and that's not Godly. 1282 01:14:41,417 --> 01:14:43,458 That's the "nose candy" and the "anabollocks". 1283 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,583 Goal! 1284 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:59,542 And we reach the end of the first half. 1285 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:03,500 My God, the Vatican side is winning 2-1. 1286 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,792 They have to keep fighting, they have to hang in there. 1287 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:09,167 We're certainly in for a heart-stopping second half. 1288 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:12,542 Live from Rome, on a special broadcast, 1289 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,000 to experience this thrilling final 1290 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:17,333 on Diocesan Game Time. 1291 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:21,250 Guys, come on. 1292 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:22,625 Head up high. 1293 01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:24,333 You're doing great. 1294 01:15:24,417 --> 01:15:26,333 Ram�n, forget the whiteboard. 1295 01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:28,375 And forget the system. 1296 01:15:29,042 --> 01:15:32,167 The time has come to tell you about my deadliest weapon. 1297 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:34,458 Just as in the Pentecost there was the miracle 1298 01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:36,542 of the appearance of the Holy Spirit, 1299 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:39,708 this piece of play incorporates its very own miracle. 1300 01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:41,250 Go, go! 1301 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,500 A corner's almost like a penalty. 1302 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:44,750 Go, guys! 1303 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,167 Pentecost! 1304 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,083 - We're in Lent, Salvador. - Shut up. 1305 01:15:57,958 --> 01:15:59,958 Goal! 1306 01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:02,500 Goal! 1307 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:11,833 Hallelujah! 1308 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:17,292 And it's the end, with a 2-2 draw. 1309 01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:19,083 My God, who'd have thought? 1310 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:20,542 My God. 1311 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:24,375 The penalties, they're going to penalties. 1312 01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:35,000 What's wrong, Monsignor? 1313 01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:37,625 Nothing you can't sort out. 1314 01:16:38,167 --> 01:16:40,042 What? I don't understand. 1315 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,042 Listen closely, Jacinto. 1316 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,250 We're not going to win this game. 1317 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,917 You and your boys 1318 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,417 have taken my diocese further than I ever imagined, 1319 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,167 and I'm very grateful, 1320 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:55,000 but nobody beats the Pope's team. 1321 01:16:55,083 --> 01:16:56,125 Do you understand? 1322 01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:59,667 The David and Goliath thing is fine for sermons, 1323 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,125 but that's all. 1324 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:04,583 Let's see if I get this... 1325 01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:08,542 I'm ordering you to lose this game, Munilla. 1326 01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,750 You'll know how to do it, I trust you. 1327 01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,750 I can't believe my ears, Monsignor. 1328 01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:16,333 What? 1329 01:17:16,417 --> 01:17:19,250 Do you know how hard those guys fought to get here? 1330 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:22,750 Do you know what's at stake for Father Salvador? 1331 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:25,042 That doesn't matter now, son. 1332 01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:27,000 It doesn't matter, Monsignor? 1333 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:28,958 How do I go out and face them 1334 01:17:29,042 --> 01:17:31,083 and tell them all their efforts were in vain? 1335 01:17:31,167 --> 01:17:33,708 That the Bishop says that it doesn't matter? 1336 01:17:34,667 --> 01:17:37,167 What matters then, Monsignor? 1337 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,125 Luxury facilities? King prawns? 1338 01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:41,333 Plots? 1339 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,042 You can keep those for that shit Cienfuegos, 1340 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:47,042 but please let us fight for a dream. 1341 01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:51,000 Look, a lot of these guys had never seen a ball in their lives, 1342 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,500 yet they're about to get what they most desire. 1343 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:56,125 Do you know how they get that? Do you know...? 1344 01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,542 No, of course not. 1345 01:17:58,625 --> 01:17:59,750 Well, I'll tell you. 1346 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,417 With balls, Bishop. 1347 01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:03,167 You get it with balls! 1348 01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:04,458 I forbid you...! 1349 01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:08,750 I forbid you to speak to me like that! 1350 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:11,000 Get this into your head, Munilla... 1351 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:13,250 This team belongs to you, 1352 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,833 not to those seminary students. 1353 01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:18,250 And, if the Vatican doesn't win this game, 1354 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,792 tomorrow I'll be sending you to the ends of the earth 1355 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:23,167 and you'll never see your boys again. 1356 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:24,417 Is that clear? 1357 01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:27,500 Is that clear? 1358 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:29,583 Yes, Monsignor. 1359 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:33,542 My son... 1360 01:18:50,042 --> 01:18:52,250 Listen up. The penalty shoot-out is about to begin. 1361 01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:54,750 If you have heart troubles, don't listen to this. 1362 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,333 Our big question... 1363 01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:59,500 Can St. Theodosius beat the Vatican team? 1364 01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:01,042 No one has up to now. 1365 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,583 The Vatican team shoots first. 1366 01:19:03,667 --> 01:19:06,417 Who is that? Oh, yes, it's Paolo di Genaro. 1367 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,875 He runs, shoots and... 1368 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,333 Goal. 1-0 to the Vatican. 1369 01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:13,958 St. Theodosius shooting now. 1370 01:19:14,042 --> 01:19:16,083 The novice runs, shoots and... Goal! 1371 01:19:16,792 --> 01:19:18,333 - A 1-all draw. - Take that! 1372 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,042 Now the Vatican's turn. 1373 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:22,708 He shoots... and misses wide of the goal. 1374 01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:24,208 Go, go, go! 1375 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,125 Now it's St. Theodosius' turn. 1376 01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:29,042 There goes Sim�n! Sim�n! 1377 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,417 C'mon, Sim�n! What are you doing? 1378 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,417 Concentrate! Go to it! 1379 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,083 Concentrate. What are you doing? 1380 01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:35,708 What are you looking at? There goes the kid. 1381 01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,292 He does a "rabona" kick and... goal! 1382 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:43,708 There goes Domenico Cabrini, he shoots and... goal! 1383 01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:50,583 There goes St. Theodosius. 1384 01:19:50,667 --> 01:19:53,917 He shoots and... Vatican goalie Luigi Bonano saves it! 1385 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,458 The Vatican runs, shoots... 1386 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:59,167 That's 3-2 on the scoreboard, to the home team. 1387 01:19:59,792 --> 01:20:01,875 Now it's the turn of Jes�s Heredia, 1388 01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:03,417 top scorer of the Champions. 1389 01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:06,042 He runs, shoots and... goal! 1390 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:11,125 Take that! Hallelujah! 1391 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:12,542 To your people, Jes�s! 1392 01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:16,500 Attention. The penultimate penalty in the shoot-out. 1393 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,125 It's a tie on the scoreboard. 1394 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,458 The Holy Father's team go for their fifth penalty. 1395 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:27,500 He can't do it. 1396 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,333 Juan Bautista focuses. 1397 01:20:29,417 --> 01:20:31,750 He shoots and... A scorpion kick! 1398 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:33,500 A scorpion kick! 1399 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,833 Good Lord, what a save! 1400 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,583 The moment of truth has come. 1401 01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:42,542 Let's see who's taking the final and definitive shot 1402 01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:43,792 - for St. Theodosius. - I don't believe it. 1403 01:20:43,875 --> 01:20:46,792 One step away, listen to me, 1404 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,375 one step away from heaven. 1405 01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:52,167 But who's that? It's Father Munilla. 1406 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:56,250 If Jacinto's taking it, the Champions Clerum is over. 1407 01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:59,292 And what's worse, Father Huerto, 1408 01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:02,250 our monastery is doomed. 1409 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:07,083 In his boots is the power to bestow glory on St. Theodosius. 1410 01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:09,667 A spine-tingling moment. The tension! 1411 01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:12,167 Stand by, anything could happen. 1412 01:21:39,417 --> 01:21:40,458 Goal! 1413 01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,458 Goal! 1414 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:46,958 My goodness, Munilla! 1415 01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:53,833 - Goal to St. Theodosius! - We won, Father Munilla! 1416 01:21:53,917 --> 01:21:56,667 We are the champions! 1417 01:21:58,083 --> 01:22:00,583 Goal! 1418 01:22:00,667 --> 01:22:06,792 Goal! 1419 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:13,208 Up! Get him up! 1420 01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:15,208 Munilla! Munilla! 1421 01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:22,708 Screw you, you "Merengues"! 1422 01:22:22,792 --> 01:22:26,250 - Champions Clerum! - Champions Clerum! 1423 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:33,083 - Champions Clerum! - Champions Clerum! 1424 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,833 Hey, birdie! 1425 01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:54,958 I thought you weren't going to say goodbye. 1426 01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:56,500 You and your ideas, Father. 1427 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,083 Father, 1428 01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:02,875 I wanted to tell you... I'm sorry I let you down. 1429 01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,208 No, you didn't let me down. 1430 01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:06,042 I swear, I tried to be a good priest. 1431 01:23:06,125 --> 01:23:08,583 Well, you never know. 1432 01:23:08,667 --> 01:23:10,542 Maybe it wasn't your time. 1433 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:13,917 Maybe you'll be back one day. When you've felt the calling... 1434 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,125 I don't think so. I'm sure now, 1435 01:23:16,708 --> 01:23:19,000 my true calling is called Sara. 1436 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:20,583 Right. 1437 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:23,000 So you've chosen your own path. 1438 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:25,292 It wasn't what I wanted for you, 1439 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:27,333 but it's yours and that's the main thing. 1440 01:23:27,417 --> 01:23:29,750 I want you here every Sunday for lunch. 1441 01:23:29,833 --> 01:23:31,208 Well, it can't be here 1442 01:23:31,292 --> 01:23:33,917 because I humiliated the Bishop in front of the Pope 1443 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,208 and he hasn't forgiven me yet. 1444 01:23:35,292 --> 01:23:37,417 So St. Theodosius is still for sale. 1445 01:23:37,917 --> 01:23:40,125 Sure. I know. 1446 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:43,167 It's all the guys talk about. 1447 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:44,833 It's a shame. 1448 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,375 But it's a bigger shame for the Vatican goalie. 1449 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:51,833 What a goal you got past him. 1450 01:23:51,917 --> 01:23:53,417 That's true, son. 1451 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:54,958 That's true. 1452 01:23:57,583 --> 01:24:01,083 I promise I'll come for lunch every Sunday, 1453 01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:02,417 wherever you are. 1454 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:05,042 No bishop or priest can stop me. 1455 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:10,083 Come here, give me a hug. 1456 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,333 Go on, get going. 1457 01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,542 Go. 1458 01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:21,583 Take care, Sim�n. 1459 01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:29,667 Joyfully we bid you farewell, Sim�n 1460 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:33,750 So you can go and get it on 1461 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:37,542 Praise be to God 1462 01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:49,750 Here, Father. 1463 01:25:50,292 --> 01:25:53,250 Seeds of a variety of pumpkin of mine. 1464 01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:56,958 My small contribution against world hunger. 1465 01:25:57,375 --> 01:25:59,375 Thank you, Father Huerto. I'll sow them. 1466 01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:00,792 Don't you worry, I'll sow them. 1467 01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:02,917 This is for the boys in Africa. 1468 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,458 New undies. They're Kelvin Klin. 1469 01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:11,792 Thanks, Jes�s. And say hi to Father Grabiel. 1470 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,500 I will. 1471 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:15,917 Well, well, well... 1472 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,833 our Father Salvador. 1473 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:24,417 Jacinto, thanks for everything. 1474 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,708 Thank you. 1475 01:26:25,792 --> 01:26:28,833 But especially for that goal that's sending me back to Africa. 1476 01:26:29,667 --> 01:26:30,667 You know what? 1477 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,667 I've grown fond of you too, a little. 1478 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:34,917 A little? 1479 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:37,667 Take care of the guys. 1480 01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:39,000 I will. 1481 01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:40,500 You're more important to them than you think. 1482 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,333 Come here, give me a hug. 1483 01:26:49,708 --> 01:26:51,000 Ready, Ram�n? 1484 01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:53,500 - Ram�n! - Ready. 1485 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:56,375 - Ram�n, little angel! - Father. 1486 01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:57,583 Are you going on safari? 1487 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,792 Look, the calling is in my blood, 1488 01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,958 but I realized I'm more into practice than theory, 1489 01:27:05,042 --> 01:27:06,500 and I'll be of more use in Africa. 1490 01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:08,625 - Are you sure, son? - Absolutely, Father. 1491 01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,208 Look after yourself. 1492 01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:12,167 And let yourself be looked after. 1493 01:27:12,250 --> 01:27:13,458 I'll write to you. 1494 01:27:15,917 --> 01:27:18,167 Excuse me. I've got a call. 1495 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:23,167 Hello? 1496 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,500 The Pope? 1497 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:27,958 It's His Holiness the Pope. 1498 01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:29,917 - It's the Pope! - The Pope in Rome! 1499 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:33,750 Yes, Your Holiness, we're all here together. 1500 01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:38,167 With your permission, I'll turn on the hands-free mode, so we can all listen. 1501 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,750 It's the Pope. 1502 01:27:39,833 --> 01:27:41,333 My dear priests, 1503 01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:43,917 I'm so happy about your victory. 1504 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,292 I've spoken to the Finance Minister 1505 01:27:46,375 --> 01:27:48,417 and I'm going to use some money left over 1506 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,708 from the reconstruction of the Sistine Chapel to help you. 1507 01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:54,542 In a few days, you'll find out what I mean. 1508 01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:57,542 Trust me, you're not alone. 1509 01:27:57,625 --> 01:27:59,167 Thank you for the p... 1510 01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:01,208 Pastries, Your Holiness, pastries. 1511 01:28:01,292 --> 01:28:03,333 For your pastries, Father Munilla. 1512 01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:07,250 All our brothers should try these little slices of heaven, 1513 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,250 don't you think? 1514 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:09,875 Yes, yes. 1515 01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:13,000 The Pope liked the pastries. 1516 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,833 EXPANSION WORKS ON OVEN AND BAKEHOUSE 1517 01:28:14,917 --> 01:28:17,417 OFFICIAL SUPPLIER TO THE HOLY SEE OF FATHER MUNILLA'S PASTRIES 1518 01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:09,417 Listen up. Silence. 1519 01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:10,792 With me, let's go. 1520 01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:15,125 Two times one equals two. Two times two equals four. 1521 01:29:15,208 --> 01:29:17,583 Two times three equals six. 1522 01:29:17,667 --> 01:29:19,833 Two times four equals eight. 1523 01:29:19,917 --> 01:29:21,833 Two times five equals ten. 1524 01:29:21,917 --> 01:29:23,917 Two times six equals twelve. 1525 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,000 Two times seven equals fourteen. 1526 01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:28,125 Two times eight equals sixteen. 1527 01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:30,333 Two times nine equals eighteen. 1528 01:29:30,417 --> 01:29:32,625 Two times ten equals twenty. 1529 01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,000 Okay. Good, guys, very good. 1530 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:16,667 Brothers, sisters... 1531 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:20,250 - I have good news for you. Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 1532 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:38,583 Our brother, Jes�s Heredia, has won the Pope's "Champlus" Clerum. 1533 01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:40,292 - Hallelujah! Glory to God! - Hallelujah! 1534 01:30:53,542 --> 01:30:57,792 We've made a chain of prayer and it won't go into an empty chest. 1535 01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:00,417 It'll stay in the full chest of the Glory of the Lord. 1536 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,958 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 1537 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:17,917 Hold on to your hats because I've got some big news. 1538 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,958 We're going back to the "tipi-tapa". 1539 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:23,667 We've been invited to play in the World "Champinions" Clerum. 1540 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:24,750 The World Cup! 1541 01:31:24,833 --> 01:31:29,500 So I need you two here in person. Got it? Got it? 1542 01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:42,667 What is it? 1543 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,375 We've just been invited to the World Champions Clerum. 1544 01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:49,833 But that's great, it's the monks' World Cup. 1545 01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:53,792 Ram�n, get the whiteboard, we're going for it. 1546 01:31:55,125 --> 01:31:56,333 You betcha, Father. 1547 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,042 Guys, guys, guys! 1548 01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:01,792 Got it? 1549 01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:04,167 Got it? 1550 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:07,292 Order. Order! 1551 01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:11,000 Father Munilla, open the door 1552 01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:14,833 We want to get out and tiki-taka some more 1553 01:32:14,917 --> 01:32:17,083 Lift your cassock, novice 1554 01:32:17,167 --> 01:32:19,708 The dribbling has begun 1555 01:32:19,792 --> 01:32:22,500 Since the morning prayers, I haven't been cross 1556 01:32:22,583 --> 01:32:25,333 - Me and theology - You just don't get it 1557 01:32:25,417 --> 01:32:28,250 What I want is fair play From the Church every day 1558 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:32,250 Come on, all you novices Praise, praise! 1559 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:34,958 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1560 01:32:35,042 --> 01:32:37,083 Out of your monastery 1561 01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:39,958 And off to the Vatican! 1562 01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:43,583 Get him to try your pastries 1563 01:32:43,667 --> 01:32:46,417 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1564 01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:50,667 Play the Champions Clerum And pray with flow 1565 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:54,458 May God come down and see it 1566 01:32:54,542 --> 01:32:58,083 Our Father, who art in heaven What do you think the score is down here? 1567 01:32:58,167 --> 01:33:01,000 Don't you think There is too much offside play? 1568 01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:02,833 Some people make promises They don't fulfill 1569 01:33:02,917 --> 01:33:06,292 They sculpt figures of you But you've had your fill 1570 01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:07,458 - Ram�n. - Yes, Sim�n. 1571 01:33:07,542 --> 01:33:11,000 Your hands are doves of peace I see them together and I laugh 1572 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,083 Hurry, it's Sunday, and it's Mass today 1573 01:33:13,167 --> 01:33:15,875 I draw the play on the board with chalk Off to Rome and walk the walk 1574 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:18,042 My body's more twisted Than the tower of Pisa 1575 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:20,833 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1576 01:33:20,917 --> 01:33:22,958 Out of your monastery 1577 01:33:23,042 --> 01:33:26,000 And off to the Vatican! 1578 01:33:26,708 --> 01:33:29,417 Get him to try your pastries 1579 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,542 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1580 01:33:32,625 --> 01:33:36,583 Play the Champions Clerum And pray with flow 1581 01:33:38,167 --> 01:33:40,042 May God come down and see it 1582 01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:42,917 They say that the faithful Are receiving Communion in sin 1583 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,667 And they send their prayers via Whatsapp 1584 01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:48,500 Even Your Holiness Has an account and profile 1585 01:33:48,583 --> 01:33:51,667 Don't forget to mention the hashtag of our film 1586 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:54,333 Holy Goalie, type it down! 1587 01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:56,125 Even if you're an atheist 1588 01:33:56,208 --> 01:33:58,708 Check out these novices' testimony 1589 01:33:58,792 --> 01:34:00,083 Give it a volley, kick and see 1590 01:34:00,167 --> 01:34:02,958 Friendship, loyalty And have faith in yourself 1591 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,708 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1592 01:34:39,792 --> 01:34:41,708 Out of your monastery 1593 01:34:41,792 --> 01:34:45,542 And off to the Vatican! 1594 01:34:45,625 --> 01:34:48,375 Get him to try your pastries 1595 01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:51,208 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1596 01:34:51,292 --> 01:34:55,792 Play the Champions Clerum And pray with flow 1597 01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:00,167 May God come down and see it 1598 01:35:06,167 --> 01:35:08,667 SubRip: Virtual_pt 112589