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You hear that?
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Darrell Waltrip.
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Rusty Wallace.
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Jimmie Johnson. If you listen close,
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- you can still hear them there.
- That's amazing.
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I didn't know that you were
blessed with the ability
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- to hear into the past.
- Look, I got
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a lot of gifts you don't know about.
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You go ahead and mock me.
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This is, this is
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hallowed ground right here, dude.
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Hey!
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Hey! Get off the track now!
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Unless you want to become
part of this hallowed ground,
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I suggest you listen to what he says.
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See?
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Aw, man. Did you see the splits?
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You were right about turn three.
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I can't believe taking it on the
inside actually dropped my time.
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You know, normally it wouldn't,
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but since air resistance is proportional
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to the square of the velocity,
going high into the wall of wind
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would've increased your
drag through the turn
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- and then slowed you down.
- You shaved two hundredths of a second
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off my best lap time on this track.
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Sure you don't want to come pit for me?
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Ah, man.
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Travis, I'd love to, but...
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my day job keeps me
pretty busy, unfortunately.
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Change your mind, you let me know.
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Not many people understand
fluid dynamics well enough
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to disagree with me on how to
maximize velocity through a turn
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and be right.
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Travis, I hate to ask.
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But it's my lifelong dream
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to get behind the wheel of 850 horses.
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You think I could just
sit in her for just a sec,
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- take some, take some selfies?
- Why just sit?
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Wouldn't you rather take her for a spin?
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"Take her for a spin"?
You mean drive it?
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Get in, man.
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Oh, so much speed.
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You, uh, you okay there?
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Yeah, I got a little technical problem.
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I think it's these skinny jeans, man.
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Ow. Ah.
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Uh-oh.
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- Just got a text from Matty.
- No. No, no way.
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No-no-no text from Matty,
not right now. No way.
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Nothing is gonna stop me
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from living out my childhood fantasies.
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Okay. And I'm just quoting here,
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"Something crashed in the Nevada
desert and we cannot identify
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what it is."
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Matty found a UFO?
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Yeah, but you...
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No, no, no. I-I...
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Can I take a rain check on this big boy?
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- Yeah. Anytime, sure. Whoa, whoa.
- Rain check.
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Okay, okay.
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- We'll rain...
- I got you, I got you.
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- We'll rain check.
- Yup. There you go.
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Yeah. To be continued.
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Okay.
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We'll see. Okay.
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What do you think we're
talking about here?
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Huh? One of them big musical suckers
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like Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
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Or no. Ooh! Ooh!
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One of those, one of those fighters,
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yeah, from Independence Day.
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Or-or, maybe, maybe,
maybe a Cylon Raider,
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all metal skin, gooey inside, ooh.
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What do you think? What do you think?
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I think it's probably the same thing
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I've told you a hundred
times since we left the track:
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- it's man-made. It veered off course.
- No, no, that...
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Listen, listen. That's what
they want you to believe.
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Don't be brainwashed, buddy.
You're too smart for that.
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If I see Tommy Lee Jones or
Will Smith coming up to me
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with that mind-erasing flashy thing,
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I'm clamping these peepers
tight shut like this.
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I'll make myself pass out.
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Well, it took you long enough, blondie.
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I was beginning to think
you accepted that job
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- pitting for Travis Long.
- How did you know that
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- he offered me a job? Right.
- I know everything.
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- Now get in here.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Uh...
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where do you think you're going?
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In here to hear your briefing
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on finally making contact
with an alien life-form.
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Nope. You're not assigned to this.
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Not... not assigned?
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Now wait a minute, Matty, I
just passed up the opportunity
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to drive a real live NASCAR
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'cause you said there'd
be a real live UFO.
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- So...
- So what?
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Well, i-if you didn't
send for me, why am I here?
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- You were Mac's ride.
- His ride?
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Look, this mission has Jack
Dalton written all over it.
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36 hours ago,
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a mysterious object was spotted
streaking through the sky
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over the Nevada desert.
Civilian reports of a UFO
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were initially dismissed,
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but then a local rancher
stumbled upon a crash
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and found the object.
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Cops were called in,
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then the military, who quickly retrieved
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the object and brought
it to a lab for analysis.
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- So what is it?
- Nobody knows.
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The military has their
top scientists on this,
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but we still don't know
what it is, who made it
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or why it fell from the sky,
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which is why they've reached
out to Phoenix for help.
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So you want us to go in and get it?
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Do we know anything about this thing?
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Do we even know what it looks like?
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No. The military is keeping
a very tight lid on this.
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Look, everything that they've told me,
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I've just told you.
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Which is why
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I'm bumping up both of your clearances
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to give you temporary access
to everything that I have.
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So you don't have to go
through me for approvals.
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- I'm guessing there's a clock on this one?
- Yes.
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Look, we don't know what this thing is,
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but we expect that someone's
gonna come looking for it
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and we better know what it is
before they ask for it back.
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- And guys?
- Yeah?
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Be careful.
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- Aren't we always?
- No.
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But I'm hoping this
time will be different.
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I see you're not
wearing your dad's watch.
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Well, no.
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I put it up on eBay.
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Mac, I know it's been tough,
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but giving up is not something
I've ever seen you do.
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- You sure about this?
- Oh, yeah.
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I mean, not really.
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You know what?
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If my dad really wanted me to find him,
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he would just pick up the phone
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and call me like a normal person,
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not send me cryptic messages
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or sneak weird presents
under the Christmas tree.
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If he wants to talk, he
knows where to find me.
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Dr. Herman.
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I'm MacGyver. This is Riley Davis.
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Look, let's be clear.
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We're not going to be friends.
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Our superiors, in their infinite wisdom,
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believe a combination of
new school and old school
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will yield results more quickly.
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And I'm sure you're
both the brightest bulbs
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at whatever absurdly named
agency they pulled you from,
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but I've been back-engineering
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recovered technology
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- for over 20 years, so...
- Doc.
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Just here to help, okay?
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Great. Then keep quiet and
try and stay out of my way.
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I'm briefing the secretary of defense
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in four hours and I need
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to focus, not babysit a couple of kids.
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Einstein wrote the
Annus Mirabilis papers
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when he was 26 years old,
so maybe give us a chance?
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Another two sets of eyes couldn't hurt.
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Guess we'll find out.
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Whoa.
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I'm not gonna touch it.
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- Gosh.
- Okay.
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No visible seams, so no way
to determine how it was made
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- or what it does.
- Jack is gonna be pissed he missed this.
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Yeah. What tests have you done so far?
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You're gonna run an optical
emission spectroscopy test?
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Obviously.
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It is a test that removes
a small amount of material
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from the object by irradiating
the surface with a laser,
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which could damage the object.
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- I'm aware.
- Right.
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But I've tried everything else
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and this is the logical next step.
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Y-You know what, before
we fire up the laser...
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may I suggest something?
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Yeah, yeah.
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- There's... you hear that, right?
- Shaking it?
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That's your big idea?
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Riley, can you run a search
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for a DARPA project involving military
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situational awareness sensors
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- suspended by weather balloons?
- You're wasting my time.
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I already had that same idea.
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The file you're looking
for is classified.
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I-I put in a request
for a clearance waiver
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which is being fast-tracked.
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Got it.
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Wait.
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You two have the clearance?
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I know, right?
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It's amazing
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what they let kids have nowadays.
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Unfortunately, none
of those DARPA sensors
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look anything like our sphere here.
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So, lost that lead.
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Well, if you don't have any more
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helpful ideas,
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maybe we can start making
some actual progress.
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Okay. Let's try the laser.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Riley, do you think any...
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Bozer, I don't have time
to talk right now, okay?
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I need some advice.
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Then you came to the
right place, Ms. Davis.
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You're talking to "Dear Bozer,"
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a "Dear Abby"-like column
I wrote in high school.
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- I was...
- Bozer.
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Again, time is a factor.
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All right. So, here's the thing.
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Matty gave us super security
clearance for this op
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and I kind of just used mine
to look through a full CIA file
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for what she may know about Mac's dad.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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So now I have this
file that could answer
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a lot of Mac's questions about his dad
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and explain Matty's involvement.
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So, what do you need my advice for?
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- Just give him the file.
- Well, yeah, a few hours ago, I would've.
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But Mac just told me
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he wants to move on and let the
whole search-for-Dad thing go.
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He even put his dad's watch on eBay.
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- Whoa.
- Yeah, I know.
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Now you see why I'm asking for advice.
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So do I give him the file
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and drag him back into his
increasingly unhealthy obsession
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or do I let him move on and
pretend like I never saw it?
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- Yeah. That's a tough one.
- Hey, Riley, we could
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use another set of hands over here
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- if you don't mind.
- Yeah.
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Bozer, I got to go.
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Think about it, okay?
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Okay, Matilda, what's going on?
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First of all, you're a dream killer,
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a dream killer for pulling
me out of that NASCAR,
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then you freeze me out of
the UFO mission, and now,
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you drag me... me... down
here to interrogation.
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And you know how long I've
been waiting for you down here?
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- Sit down.
- I prefer to stand. Thank you.
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Mac and Riley were sent as
technical consultants, Jack.
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Your technical expertise ends
at making microwave popcorn.
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Okay? Your skills just
weren't needed on this op.
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Oh, come on. I've been
with Mac plenty of times
254
00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:07,388
where my skills weren't
needed for the miss...
255
00:11:07,391 --> 00:11:11,377
mission, but... they've always
seemed to come in handy anyway.
256
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,113
Now just tell me what's going on.
257
00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:15,286
Why do you got me in here right now?
258
00:11:15,289 --> 00:11:17,384
Because I think it's
time you and I had a talk.
259
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,892
A talk? What talk can't wait till after
260
00:11:19,895 --> 00:11:23,690
I get to see a real
live UFO, you fun-dodger?
261
00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:27,494
I know that you broke
into my house, Jack.
262
00:11:27,497 --> 00:11:29,863
You cracked my safe
263
00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:33,533
and you took photos of
my classified CIA file.
264
00:11:33,535 --> 00:11:35,138
And I think it's time you and I
265
00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:38,513
had a little chat about
that. Now sit down.
266
00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,161
Doc, before we fire up the laser,
267
00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:44,732
I just got to ask one more
time, are you sure about this?
268
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,146
- 'Cause I'm having second thoughts.
- I'm not.
269
00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:49,916
It's my call.
270
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,692
This is the test we're running.
271
00:11:51,695 --> 00:11:53,095
Now, stand back.
272
00:12:05,532 --> 00:12:07,032
- Don't say it.
- What... I...
273
00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:08,474
What just happened, Doc?
274
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,920
Well, the laser caused the
sphere to emit a powerful pulse
275
00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:13,096
of energy that somehow shut
down everything in the lab.
276
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,175
In technical terms, I
think we just pissed it off.
277
00:12:15,177 --> 00:12:17,177
Great.
278
00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:21,448
- Huh.
- What is it, Mac?
279
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,887
The laser just activated
something inside the sphere.
280
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,557
Is it pulsing?
281
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,806
Yes, I see that, too.
282
00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:32,211
Looks like it's putting
out some kind of signal.
283
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:36,849
Whatever it is, I think
it just phoned home.
284
00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:54,059
Okay, maybe I did break into your house.
285
00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:56,008
But in my defense, I wouldn't
286
00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:58,895
have had to do that if you
would've told Mac the truth.
287
00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:02,625
Only a child blames someone
else for their actions, Jack.
288
00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:04,128
You are a grown man.
289
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,961
What... says the kid
playing hide-and-seek
290
00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:09,616
with valuable information
on Mac's father.
291
00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:10,686
Is that what you think I'm doing?
292
00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:12,959
- Yeah.
- Seriously? Did it ever
293
00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:16,247
occur to you to come and
ask me what was going on?
294
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,173
It wouldn't have done any good,
295
00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:18,228
you wouldn't have told me anything.
296
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,289
Well, I guess we'll
never know now, will we?
297
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:21,925
Because instead of coming to see me,
298
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:25,156
your brilliant idea was
to break into my house
299
00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:26,825
and smash all my stuff.
300
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,805
I didn't smash all your...
301
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,373
I didn't smash all your... stuff.
302
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:38,102
I-I feel really bad about
that. I'm sorry. I-I...
303
00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:39,772
You know, we-we had a plan.
304
00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:43,008
It just went sideways, that's all.
305
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,444
It always does with you, Jack.
306
00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:47,547
And you know what the worst part is?
307
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:51,582
You dragged Bozer, Jill
and Elwood into this.
308
00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:53,375
Yeah, I know about that, too, Jack.
309
00:13:53,378 --> 00:13:55,274
I didn't drag anybody.
310
00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:00,559
You might know everything,
311
00:14:00,561 --> 00:14:02,508
but you're not right about everything.
312
00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:08,267
You want to know what the worst
part about all this for me is?
313
00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,769
After all these years we've
been working together...
314
00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,703
you don't trust me.
315
00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:20,664
Not when it comes to sensitive
information about this family...
316
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,912
Only when I can't, Jack.
317
00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:26,216
And after all these years,
318
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:29,688
you should trust me enough to know
319
00:14:29,691 --> 00:14:31,656
that everything I do,
320
00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:33,759
every decision that I make,
321
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:36,628
is for the good of this family.
322
00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:48,063
You operate on instinct, Jack.
323
00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,867
You always have.
324
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:53,102
And I love that about you.
325
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,751
I don't have that same luxury.
326
00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:02,180
It's my job to see the big picture.
327
00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:05,852
Stop seeing the big
picture for a second.
328
00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,726
Answer me a yes or no question:
329
00:15:08,729 --> 00:15:10,735
Did you know Mac's father?
330
00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:22,908
All you need to know is
that everything I've done,
331
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:26,625
I did to keep Mac safe.
332
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,084
- Uh, I don't like the look of this, Mac.
- Agreed.
333
00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:33,930
We are not safe here. We need to leave.
334
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,720
- What are you talking about?
- Take a look.
335
00:15:35,723 --> 00:15:37,156
Ever since you decided to zap
336
00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:39,525
the sphere, it's been
sending out a signal
337
00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:40,793
with our GPS coordinates.
338
00:15:40,795 --> 00:15:43,629
Which means whoever built this thing
339
00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:47,157
is probably gonna be
coming to get it back. So...
340
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,180
if we want time to
figure out who made it,
341
00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:50,716
we should probably get out of here.
342
00:15:57,111 --> 00:15:59,789
- Whoa! Wh-What the hell are you doing?
- I'm dampening the signal.
343
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,259
The chemicals soaking this coat
344
00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:02,794
will block the sphere's transmission,
345
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:05,163
meaning whoever's looking for
us won't be able to track us.
346
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,411
Like when Schwarzenegger
wrapped his head
347
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,780
- in a wet towel in Total Recall.
- Exactly.
348
00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:10,450
Ooh, I've been spending way too
349
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,051
- much time around Jack.
- I can relate.
350
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,192
- But did it work?
- Yeah, like a charm.
351
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:15,969
The waveform flatlined. I got no signal.
352
00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:17,688
Nice. All right, let's get out of here.
353
00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:24,269
I'm sorry.
354
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,735
We lost the signal.
355
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,578
So find it.
356
00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:36,381
What are you doing? You can't leave.
357
00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:37,883
That is a piece
358
00:16:37,886 --> 00:16:39,532
of unidentified high technology
359
00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:41,919
that now belongs to the U.S. government.
360
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:44,161
Y-You can't just wrap
it in a wet rag...
361
00:16:44,164 --> 00:16:46,172
We got to get the hell out of here.
362
00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,914
Probably tracking all radio
traffic and cell signals, too.
363
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,056
I can't believe I'm about to say this,
364
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,985
but I need your phone, Mac.
365
00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:55,037
I'm gonna need yours, too.
366
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,679
Is there a back way out of this place?
367
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,836
This is a secure government facility.
368
00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:00,669
Our guards are more than prepared...
369
00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:03,228
Anything else you want to add today?
370
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,360
Look, Doc, we don't know what
this thing is or who lost it,
371
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,597
so we don't know who's out there
372
00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:08,666
shooting people to get it back.
373
00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:09,901
I don't want to find out the hard way.
374
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,103
So I'm gonna ask you one more time,
375
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,650
is there a back way out of this place?
376
00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:21,862
That way. You sure that signal
dampener of yours is working?
377
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:23,228
Yeah, as long as the coat stays soaked,
378
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,654
they shouldn't be able to track us.
379
00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:26,818
But they can track us
the old-fashioned way.
380
00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,955
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
381
00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:34,824
Doc, go!
382
00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:41,787
Get back to the trucks and find them.
383
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:51,475
- How's he doing back there?
- Yeah, not great.
384
00:17:51,478 --> 00:17:53,398
I managed to stop the
bleeding, but he's gut shot.
385
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,360
- He needs a hospital.
- Yeah, that may be hard to come by out here.
386
00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:58,095
Even if there was a hospital nearby,
387
00:17:58,098 --> 00:18:00,264
those guys know they wounded one of us.
388
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,886
It'd be the first place they check.
389
00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:03,502
Right.
390
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:05,804
So where we going?
391
00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:08,173
Uh...
392
00:18:08,175 --> 00:18:09,287
You know what?
393
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,442
Keep heading south on
that road right there.
394
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:13,151
And turn off your headlights.
395
00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:14,297
If they have air support,
they're gonna spot us.
396
00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:15,515
You want me to drive with
the headlights off out here?
397
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:16,616
We don't have a choice,
398
00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:17,853
but if you keep your hands steady,
399
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:20,451
- this is a straight shot to Groom Lake.
- Groom Lake?
400
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:22,515
Why does that sound familiar?
401
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,655
It's a military base, top secret,
402
00:18:24,658 --> 00:18:26,125
fully operational, lots of medics
403
00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:27,494
and armed guards who can keep out
404
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,148
just about anything.
Should be safe there.
405
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,651
You're talking about Area 51.
406
00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,120
The one and only.
407
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:36,238
Jack is gonna be pissed he missed this.
408
00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:42,093
That's assuming we make it there.
409
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,187
Think you can fix it?
410
00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,288
Bullet hole in the radiator? Probably.
411
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,658
But the head gasket that melted
when the engine overheated?
412
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,266
Not unless you want to
watch me make a forge
413
00:19:01,268 --> 00:19:02,827
and start smelting metal.
414
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,896
You lost me at "smelting."
415
00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:06,431
So what are we gonna do?
416
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,599
Uh...
417
00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:11,851
Considering they're
doing a sector by sector
418
00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:14,955
grid search for us
and we can't call AAA,
419
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,258
I think we're heading
to Area 51 on foot.
420
00:19:32,307 --> 00:19:33,925
- You got it?
- Yeah.
421
00:19:44,504 --> 00:19:45,976
- Got it?
- Yup.
422
00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:57,816
- Is it gonna work?
- It's gonna have to.
423
00:19:57,818 --> 00:19:59,503
All right, we're moving out.
424
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,288
How you doing back there, Doc?
425
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,624
I'd love to say my condition
426
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,125
is improving, but it's not.
427
00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:09,164
And all I'm doing is slowing you down.
428
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,234
Abandoning people in the
desert is not what we do.
429
00:20:11,237 --> 00:20:13,198
We're gonna get through this together.
430
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,166
Is he always this optimistic?
431
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:17,969
Mr. Can-do? You bet.
432
00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:30,570
Jack, you came storming
433
00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:33,273
in here ten minutes
ago, said we had to talk,
434
00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:35,945
then proceeded to pace in angry silence.
435
00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:38,623
So... are you gonna share,
436
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,733
or just wear a hole in the linoleum?
437
00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:43,203
Matty knows we broke into her house.
438
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:44,996
What?! She does?!
439
00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:47,031
She does! Oh, man.
440
00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,195
What's this "we" garbage?
441
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:52,515
That-that was all you,
man. Does she know I know?
442
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,257
I mean, does she know that I knew
443
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,607
and then slow played the investigation?
444
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,275
It's Matty, man. She knows everything.
445
00:20:57,277 --> 00:21:00,148
- She's a friggin' Jedi.
- Oh, man, this is bad, like, bad bad.
446
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,906
What did she say? Is she gonna fire me?
447
00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:03,360
- Don't skimp on the details, Jack.
- All right, look, look, look.
448
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,352
All I know for sure is
that-that she is fully aware
449
00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:06,587
I'm the one that broke into her house,
450
00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:09,853
and she knows, well,
everyone that-that I recruited
451
00:21:09,856 --> 00:21:11,956
to help me, and she's not real
happy about the whole thing.
452
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,191
- Oh, man.
- But I told her,
453
00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:16,194
I said "everything I did,
I did to protect Mac."
454
00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:18,245
And what did she say to that?
455
00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,321
Well, she said everything she did,
456
00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:20,923
she did to protect Mac, too, so...
457
00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,419
And what did you say to that?
458
00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:23,855
Well, nothing, really.
459
00:21:25,581 --> 00:21:26,963
What does that even mean?
460
00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:28,439
I-I don't know, I don't know.
461
00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:30,945
But if this woman is hell-bent
on keeping secrets, there ain't
462
00:21:30,948 --> 00:21:33,111
nothing me and you can do
about it, I'm telling you.
463
00:21:34,614 --> 00:21:36,948
Why, is there something...
464
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,816
Is there something
you're not telling me?
465
00:21:38,818 --> 00:21:40,251
What? Hmm?
466
00:21:40,253 --> 00:21:41,352
Nah.
467
00:21:41,354 --> 00:21:43,621
I don't... Mm-mm.
468
00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:45,906
Why is your face making that face?
469
00:21:45,909 --> 00:21:49,193
Everybody's face makes a face,
that's why they call it a face.
470
00:21:49,195 --> 00:21:50,628
But your face is making
the face that says
471
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:52,330
"I know something very important, Jack,
472
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:54,565
and I'm not telling you,"
which is bothersome for me.
473
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:57,383
So do yourself a favor, spill the beans.
474
00:21:57,386 --> 00:21:58,699
As they say, you know, "come clean,"
475
00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:00,221
"let the cows out of the barn."
476
00:22:00,224 --> 00:22:02,044
It'll make you feel better.
477
00:22:02,047 --> 00:22:04,348
You can whisper it if you want.
478
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,513
Mac, look.
479
00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:10,515
Yeah, I see it.
480
00:22:10,518 --> 00:22:14,242
You know, when I was a kid,
I used to think shooting stars
481
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,121
were alien spaceships
passing by the Earth.
482
00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,398
Maybe they were.
483
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,091
Oh, come on,
484
00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:21,625
you don't really believe that, do you?
485
00:22:21,628 --> 00:22:22,894
I do.
486
00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,329
Most scientists do.
487
00:22:24,331 --> 00:22:27,266
There's 20 trillion stars out there,
488
00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,601
most of them with planets.
489
00:22:28,604 --> 00:22:32,236
It's statistically impossible
for life not to exist.
490
00:22:32,238 --> 00:22:34,440
That doesn't mean
491
00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,225
that aliens have ever
visited Earth, though.
492
00:22:36,228 --> 00:22:39,542
No matter what Jack has told you
about faster-than-light travel.
493
00:22:39,545 --> 00:22:40,911
Sorry to interrupt.
494
00:22:40,914 --> 00:22:42,747
Are you sure we're going the right way?
495
00:22:42,749 --> 00:22:44,482
Yeah, I mean...
496
00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:46,351
I mean, I was before you asked me that.
497
00:22:46,353 --> 00:22:47,752
What?
498
00:22:47,754 --> 00:22:49,409
Well...
499
00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:51,534
Guys, we got to stop.
500
00:22:53,493 --> 00:22:55,960
Much as I don't want those
guys to catch up to us,
501
00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:58,196
I don't want to be lost in this desert.
502
00:22:58,205 --> 00:23:01,432
I'd say we should stop and ask
for directions, but you know.
503
00:23:04,577 --> 00:23:06,810
Maybe we can ask the stars.
504
00:23:08,174 --> 00:23:09,992
- Celestial navigation.
- Yes.
505
00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:13,077
Uh, am I to believe you just
happen to have a sextant on you?
506
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:15,213
Not, but if you give me a minute.
507
00:23:22,018 --> 00:23:24,555
Okay, let's say you can make one.
508
00:23:24,557 --> 00:23:27,759
But you'd still need to know
the coordinates of Area 51
509
00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:28,867
- to have any hope...
- 37 degrees,
510
00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:30,553
14 minutes and six seconds north
511
00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:32,295
by 115 degrees,
512
00:23:32,298 --> 00:23:33,612
48 minutes...
513
00:23:33,615 --> 00:23:35,031
and don't look at me like that.
514
00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:36,434
I was a really dorky kid, I know.
515
00:23:36,436 --> 00:23:39,137
So for those of us who didn't major
516
00:23:39,139 --> 00:23:40,948
in advanced abstract dorkery,
517
00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:42,573
what's a sextant, again?
518
00:23:42,575 --> 00:23:45,568
And, with the least amount of
sciencey words possible, please?
519
00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:46,637
I can try.
520
00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:49,847
A sextant
521
00:23:49,849 --> 00:23:55,289
is an ancient navigational tool
522
00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:59,123
used by sailors to chart their
course through the night sky.
523
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,092
All we got to do is measure
the angular distance,
524
00:24:01,094 --> 00:24:02,693
of a few well-known stars,
525
00:24:02,695 --> 00:24:04,440
do a little math, obviously,
526
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,924
and we should be able
527
00:24:06,927 --> 00:24:09,507
to calculate our exact location.
528
00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:11,589
But I need a watch. What am I doing?
529
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,051
Where'd you learn how to do all this?
530
00:24:20,596 --> 00:24:22,580
My dad taught me.
531
00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:31,234
Okay, we are approximately
532
00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:36,382
37 degrees, 12 minutes
north by 115 degrees...
533
00:24:36,385 --> 00:24:38,003
47 minutes west.
534
00:24:38,006 --> 00:24:40,130
And if Polaris is
there, that means we go
535
00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,332
- that way.
- That way.
536
00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:45,409
You guys are so cute. All
right, let's get out of here
537
00:24:45,412 --> 00:24:47,004
before bad guys come and kill us.
538
00:24:47,006 --> 00:24:48,054
Agreed.
539
00:24:48,057 --> 00:24:49,878
Stop the car.
540
00:25:00,786 --> 00:25:02,750
They can't have got far.
541
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,173
I think I know just
where they're headed.
542
00:25:20,093 --> 00:25:22,260
Hello?
543
00:25:24,244 --> 00:25:26,377
Uh, hello?!
544
00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:30,307
Not the welcome I was expecting.
545
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:32,698
Yeah. Where is everyone?
546
00:25:32,701 --> 00:25:34,351
If either of you make a joke
547
00:25:34,354 --> 00:25:36,187
- about alien abductions...
- Shh.
548
00:25:36,189 --> 00:25:38,055
You hear that?
549
00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,729
Yeah. Yeah, I hear it.
550
00:25:40,732 --> 00:25:42,932
All right, this way.
551
00:25:45,739 --> 00:25:47,792
Look at this guy, look at him.
552
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,753
Why don't you die?!
553
00:26:00,354 --> 00:26:02,079
Game over.
554
00:26:02,081 --> 00:26:03,114
Who are you?
555
00:26:03,116 --> 00:26:04,482
How'd you get in here?
556
00:26:04,484 --> 00:26:07,785
Uh, I'm MacGyver, this
is Riley, Dr. Herman.
557
00:26:07,787 --> 00:26:09,867
We are being chased by
a group of armed men,
558
00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,096
and they're not that far behind us.
559
00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:14,109
He needs your medical
team, he's wounded.
560
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,135
And I need to speak to your C.O., ASAP.
561
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,992
Um...
562
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,433
We don't have a medical
team here, or a C.O.
563
00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:24,468
Only personnel currently stationed
564
00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:27,505
at this facility is u-us.
565
00:26:27,507 --> 00:26:30,221
What? What... how-how
is that even possible?
566
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:32,515
- That's classified.
- Well, our security clearance
567
00:26:32,518 --> 00:26:34,422
is high enough to give
you both a nosebleed.
568
00:26:34,425 --> 00:26:36,073
So why don't we just cut the formalities
569
00:26:36,076 --> 00:26:38,245
and you guys tell us
what's going on here?
570
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:39,547
Okay, well,
571
00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:42,286
I guess the brass got
tired of everybody knowing
572
00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:45,367
where we test our new
jets, so eight months ago,
573
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:49,026
everything and everyone in Area
51 got moved to a new location.
574
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:52,863
So you're telling me there's
no doctors on this base?
575
00:26:52,865 --> 00:26:54,800
And the only soldiers here are...
576
00:26:54,803 --> 00:26:56,133
The two of us.
577
00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:57,268
MacGYVER: So the backup
578
00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:58,773
we thought was here isn't.
579
00:26:58,776 --> 00:27:01,323
Which means we are
completely on our own.
580
00:27:01,326 --> 00:27:02,824
Yeah.
581
00:27:12,901 --> 00:27:14,700
Let me guess, you brought me in here
582
00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:17,303
to yell at me again, this
time in front of an audience?
583
00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:18,369
No, Jack.
584
00:27:18,372 --> 00:27:19,771
Mac and Riley just called in.
585
00:27:19,774 --> 00:27:22,096
They had some unexpected
visitors at the lab.
586
00:27:23,611 --> 00:27:24,877
Not little green men.
587
00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,233
Operatives sent in to
retrieve the object.
588
00:27:27,236 --> 00:27:29,655
- Are they safe?
- For now, but they're being hunted.
589
00:27:29,658 --> 00:27:31,205
- By who?
- We don't know yet.
590
00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:32,518
Our techs were able to access
591
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,120
the security cameras at the lab
592
00:27:34,122 --> 00:27:35,643
and bring up surveillance footage
593
00:27:35,646 --> 00:27:37,479
right before they cut out.
594
00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:38,824
Edgar Porter.
595
00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:41,894
Former wet works
operative turned hired gun.
596
00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:45,526
He and his men were sent in by
some shady weapons manufacturer
597
00:27:45,529 --> 00:27:46,846
out of the Eastern Bloc
598
00:27:46,849 --> 00:27:49,283
to retrieve a new piece
of tech they were testing.
599
00:27:49,286 --> 00:27:51,836
Yeah, something tells me
they don't come in peace.
600
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,972
They left eight dead at the lab.
601
00:27:53,975 --> 00:27:55,236
Really?
602
00:27:55,239 --> 00:27:58,565
Mac and Riley managed to escape
with Dr. Herman, and the device,
603
00:27:58,568 --> 00:28:00,986
but Dr. Herman got shot.
604
00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:02,822
Now, they're alone, outnumbered,
605
00:28:02,825 --> 00:28:04,424
and in desperate need of backup.
606
00:28:04,427 --> 00:28:06,307
Okay. I need a TAC team.
607
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,652
You got one, armed and ready,
608
00:28:07,655 --> 00:28:09,218
meeting you on the tarmac in five.
609
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,990
- Where are we headed?
- Groom Lake.
610
00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:13,092
Mac and Riley are holed
up at the base there.
611
00:28:13,094 --> 00:28:15,030
"Groom Lake"? Area...
612
00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:16,991
Jack, we don't have time.
613
00:28:16,994 --> 00:28:18,533
- Go.
- Got it.
614
00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:22,735
That's all you got to defend this place?
615
00:28:22,737 --> 00:28:25,204
Two pistols and a can of Mace?
616
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,606
Things have really quieted down
617
00:28:26,608 --> 00:28:28,460
since they took everything offsite.
618
00:28:28,463 --> 00:28:31,054
The last excitement we had
was, like, what, a month ago?
619
00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:33,012
Y-Yeah, some tourist managed to make it
620
00:28:33,014 --> 00:28:34,447
past the ground sensors,
621
00:28:34,449 --> 00:28:35,898
take a picture of the front gate.
622
00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,401
All it took to get rid of him?
623
00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:39,112
- A little harsh language.
- Okay.
624
00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:41,437
Do you guys at least have a
decent medical kit around here?
625
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,823
If I don't get him antibiotics
soon, he's gonna go septic.
626
00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:46,058
We'll worry about this later.
627
00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:50,015
Whoa. Somebody just tripped
628
00:28:50,018 --> 00:28:51,484
a whole bunch of our perimeter sensors.
629
00:28:51,486 --> 00:28:53,165
- That must be our friends.
- And I can assure you,
630
00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:55,155
they're not here for an
alien-themed photo op.
631
00:28:55,158 --> 00:28:57,169
No. These guys are armed and dangerous.
632
00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:59,171
They will kill us on sight to
get what I have in here back.
633
00:28:59,173 --> 00:29:00,566
How long do we have
before they're knocking
634
00:29:00,568 --> 00:29:02,544
- at your door?
- Uh, I'd say about
635
00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:03,913
15 minutes, max.
636
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,144
Is there anywhere more defensible
637
00:29:05,146 --> 00:29:06,979
than this hangar? Something
with thicker walls,
638
00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,581
sturdier doors, no windows?
639
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,017
We have to hole up
somewhere until help arrives.
640
00:29:21,783 --> 00:29:24,170
Why is there a morgue in Area 51?
641
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,119
For this.
642
00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:34,932
Say hello to Marvin.
643
00:29:34,935 --> 00:29:37,569
We like to give our
visitors a little scare.
644
00:29:37,572 --> 00:29:39,385
Yeah, or a heart attack.
645
00:29:39,388 --> 00:29:41,338
No, no, no, it's just-just rubber.
646
00:29:41,341 --> 00:29:42,841
Like your head.
647
00:29:42,844 --> 00:29:45,105
Hey, you guys want to take a
selfie? You can totally do it.
648
00:29:45,107 --> 00:29:47,453
Personally, I'm just interested
in finding a way to stay alive
649
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:48,521
until help arrives.
650
00:29:48,523 --> 00:29:50,180
Well, then, you're in the right place.
651
00:29:50,182 --> 00:29:52,955
This area is reinforced steel,
and has its own security system.
652
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,421
Nobody's getting in here.
653
00:29:54,424 --> 00:29:55,695
That's perfect.
654
00:30:01,338 --> 00:30:03,963
- Find it!
- Yes, sir. Go, go.
655
00:30:08,977 --> 00:30:11,143
So what is that thing?
656
00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:13,674
Honestly? No idea.
657
00:30:13,677 --> 00:30:17,549
All we know for sure is that
the bad guys really want it back.
658
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,166
Take two of these...
659
00:30:20,788 --> 00:30:22,280
and promise not to die, okay?
660
00:30:22,283 --> 00:30:23,956
MacGYVER: Can you guys grab
661
00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,658
the, uh, table right
there, and put it up
662
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,526
- next to the door for me?
- No, no, no.
663
00:30:27,528 --> 00:30:29,580
No, that's reinforced steel right there.
664
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:31,262
Those windows? They're bulletproof.
665
00:30:31,265 --> 00:30:32,631
Nobody's getting in here.
666
00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:35,434
Except for maybe bad guys
who don't like to lose.
667
00:30:35,436 --> 00:30:38,119
So can we play it safe,
and hedge our bets?
668
00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:10,736
Uh, Mac?
669
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,571
Yeah.
670
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,176
What the hell is that thing?
671
00:31:17,178 --> 00:31:19,545
Still not sure.
672
00:31:22,584 --> 00:31:24,217
Whoa, whoa, Mac. What are you doing?
673
00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,151
- They're gonna see the signal.
- Yeah,
674
00:31:26,154 --> 00:31:29,088
but I have to test a theory.
675
00:31:29,091 --> 00:31:31,736
I think the current
flowing through my welder
676
00:31:31,739 --> 00:31:33,330
is somehow interacting with the sphere,
677
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,100
causing it to vibrate.
678
00:31:39,844 --> 00:31:43,556
Okay, I didn't think that
thing was actually from space
679
00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,192
until just now.
680
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:50,341
Oh, no, this is very much man-made.
681
00:31:50,344 --> 00:31:52,378
I mean, unless E.T. started
labeling his microchips
682
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:53,612
in Chinese and English.
683
00:31:53,614 --> 00:31:56,315
The metal skin must be one
of the new gallium alloys
684
00:31:56,317 --> 00:31:59,491
that can be reshaped on the
fly with an electric current.
685
00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:01,885
That's why the sphere
doesn't have any seams.
686
00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:04,756
The electromagnetic
interference from my welder
687
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:07,059
disrupted the current
in the sphere's surface.
688
00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:09,330
Which changed the atomic
bonds in the solid metal
689
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,466
and made it melt into a liquid.
690
00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:13,599
Exactly. I think I
know what this thing is.
691
00:32:13,602 --> 00:32:15,796
The liquid metal skin, it allows it to
692
00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:17,670
reshape itself mid-flight,
693
00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:19,081
which means it would be radar-invisible
694
00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,749
and able to penetrate heavy armor.
695
00:32:20,752 --> 00:32:22,407
Well, that explains
why it wasn't detected
696
00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:24,008
flying over American airspace.
697
00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:26,545
So, is it some kind of drone?
698
00:32:26,547 --> 00:32:27,877
No. Considering it has
699
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,030
an advanced guidance
and targeting system,
700
00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,624
and room for an explosive payload,
701
00:32:32,627 --> 00:32:33,999
I don't think this is a drone.
702
00:32:34,002 --> 00:32:35,557
You think it's a missile.
703
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,325
Yes. A highly sophisticated,
virtually unstoppable one.
704
00:32:39,327 --> 00:32:40,526
Or at least a prototype.
705
00:32:40,528 --> 00:32:42,728
Something like that could
change the balance of power
706
00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:44,658
in war zones around the world.
707
00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,372
That explains why your
friends want it back.
708
00:32:53,374 --> 00:32:54,740
Which is why we absolutely
709
00:32:54,742 --> 00:32:56,318
must not let them take it.
710
00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:58,195
Okay, so I guess you better
stop staring at that thing
711
00:32:58,197 --> 00:33:00,246
and finish welding
that door, right, Mac?
712
00:33:06,843 --> 00:33:09,077
Change of plans.
713
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,389
If these guys want the
sphere back so badly,
714
00:33:11,392 --> 00:33:12,994
well, we'll let 'em have it.
715
00:33:26,919 --> 00:33:28,450
Sir, the signal,
716
00:33:28,452 --> 00:33:29,958
- it's back on.
- Where?
717
00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:31,494
It's coming from over there.
718
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,043
Sir, through here.
719
00:33:44,435 --> 00:33:45,901
It's all clear.
720
00:33:48,872 --> 00:33:50,247
Behind you, sir!
721
00:33:57,114 --> 00:33:59,653
You're only delaying the inevitable.
722
00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:02,691
We're gonna shoot our way out of here,
723
00:34:02,694 --> 00:34:06,696
kill you, all your little friends,
724
00:34:06,699 --> 00:34:09,890
and walk out of here with that device.
725
00:34:09,893 --> 00:34:11,676
Wait.
726
00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:13,622
You mean this device?
727
00:34:39,591 --> 00:34:41,523
Well, you can put this
on the list of things
728
00:34:41,525 --> 00:34:43,900
- I never want to do again.
- Hey, it worked, didn't it?
729
00:34:43,903 --> 00:34:46,502
They're in there
unconscious, and we're alive.
730
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:50,131
Mr. Can-do did it.
731
00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:53,568
Just keep heading south, and
get off at the second exit.
732
00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,903
You can't miss it.
733
00:34:54,905 --> 00:34:56,841
I called ahead.
734
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,895
They're prepping an O.R.
for Dr. Herman right now.
735
00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:00,614
Thanks. I appreciate it.
736
00:35:00,617 --> 00:35:02,944
And I'm sorry. I know this
wasn't what you expected
737
00:35:02,946 --> 00:35:04,145
when you woke up this morning.
738
00:35:04,147 --> 00:35:05,347
You kidding? This is the best shift
739
00:35:05,349 --> 00:35:06,581
we've had in years.
740
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,348
Aside from the almost dying part.
741
00:35:09,586 --> 00:35:11,098
All right, later, boys.
742
00:35:11,101 --> 00:35:13,034
Hey, wait, let's trade
numbers. I'd love to come
743
00:35:13,037 --> 00:35:16,033
visit you in L.A. Mine's 702-555...
744
00:35:16,036 --> 00:35:17,591
No, that's... Wait, I didn't...
745
00:35:17,594 --> 00:35:20,028
I didn't give you the rest of...
746
00:35:20,031 --> 00:35:21,661
God, she's hot.
747
00:35:23,634 --> 00:35:25,442
As you may have noticed,
748
00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:28,028
I am not a humble man.
749
00:35:29,439 --> 00:35:31,673
But I owe you both an apology.
750
00:35:31,682 --> 00:35:34,082
And my gratitude.
751
00:35:35,122 --> 00:35:37,045
MacGyver, you went up against
752
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:38,872
a team of armed killers
753
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:41,349
with nothing but a Swiss Army knife,
754
00:35:41,351 --> 00:35:42,966
and survived.
755
00:35:42,969 --> 00:35:46,526
No, he didn't just survive,
he kicked their butts.
756
00:35:46,529 --> 00:35:48,196
Don't forget that part.
757
00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:50,864
I'm very glad Phoenix sent you both.
758
00:35:50,867 --> 00:35:52,561
Thank you for...
759
00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:54,029
If you really want to thank me,
760
00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:55,664
do it after we get you to a hospital,
761
00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:56,765
and they save your life.
762
00:35:56,767 --> 00:35:58,153
You got it.
763
00:36:04,253 --> 00:36:05,708
Is that...
764
00:36:10,496 --> 00:36:12,684
It's a Phoenix chopper.
765
00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,564
Greetings, Earthlings.
766
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,029
Hey, buddy. Sorry you
missed out on all the fun.
767
00:36:21,032 --> 00:36:23,072
Man, I'm just glad you're still alive.
768
00:36:23,075 --> 00:36:25,426
Though, to be honest,
I am a little jealous
769
00:36:25,429 --> 00:36:28,429
- you went to Area 51 without me.
- Yeah.
770
00:36:28,432 --> 00:36:30,565
Well, look, it wasn't
like I planned it this way.
771
00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:31,544
Never is.
772
00:36:31,547 --> 00:36:33,834
But listen, I do have a
surprise waiting for you
773
00:36:33,837 --> 00:36:35,036
at the morgue.
774
00:36:35,038 --> 00:36:37,184
What, like an alien surprise?
775
00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:41,676
No. These guys are very human,
776
00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:43,011
and probably still
777
00:36:43,013 --> 00:36:44,946
very unconscious from
a concussion grenade
778
00:36:44,948 --> 00:36:46,448
I whipped up.
779
00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:48,783
But they are in Area 51.
780
00:36:48,785 --> 00:36:50,852
Wait...
781
00:36:50,854 --> 00:36:52,921
there's a morgue?
782
00:36:54,691 --> 00:36:56,858
Go, go, go.
783
00:36:58,614 --> 00:36:59,894
It's all clear!
784
00:37:04,036 --> 00:37:06,176
Well, well, well.
785
00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:08,416
If it ain't the big bad wolf.
786
00:37:08,419 --> 00:37:11,039
Smile for me, Porter.
787
00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:14,242
I got a little wall of shame going.
788
00:37:14,244 --> 00:37:15,744
Huh?
789
00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:17,259
There he is, the tough guy.
790
00:37:17,262 --> 00:37:20,317
Well, take your time now, fellas.
791
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,787
I could be in here all day.
792
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:25,692
Area 5-1. Whoo.
793
00:37:36,216 --> 00:37:37,700
Hold that.
794
00:38:02,909 --> 00:38:06,160
Oh, you got me, you crafty
little grey-skinned devil.
795
00:38:06,163 --> 00:38:08,730
You got me good.
796
00:38:08,732 --> 00:38:12,300
What's that? Hmm?
797
00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:14,736
Road trip?
798
00:38:14,738 --> 00:38:16,938
Whoo-hoo!
799
00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:20,517
Hang on, sweetheart.
800
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,448
Ah! Whoo!
801
00:38:22,451 --> 00:38:23,744
Yee-haw!
802
00:38:23,747 --> 00:38:25,326
Whoo-hoo!
803
00:38:41,398 --> 00:38:44,628
Oh, no, you stole Marvin?
804
00:38:44,631 --> 00:38:45,730
Stole?
805
00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:47,011
"Stole" is a little harsh.
806
00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:48,536
What, I look like a thief?
807
00:38:48,538 --> 00:38:49,795
No, I prefer to think of if
808
00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:51,600
more as he chose to come with me.
809
00:38:51,603 --> 00:38:52,635
Didn't you?
810
00:38:52,638 --> 00:38:54,705
- Yeah, see there?
- Mm.
811
00:38:56,046 --> 00:38:58,079
Did you tell Mac about the file yet?
812
00:38:58,081 --> 00:39:00,847
No, not yet. We were waiting on you.
813
00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:03,218
Figured we should do it together.
814
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:05,787
Yeah. Yeah, let's do this.
815
00:39:05,789 --> 00:39:07,503
- Him, too?
- Oh, hell yeah.
816
00:39:07,506 --> 00:39:09,162
Let's go.
817
00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:14,729
Aha. Hey, hey, hey.
818
00:39:20,178 --> 00:39:21,902
What are you looking
at me like that for?
819
00:39:21,905 --> 00:39:23,938
Well, I just got a
call from Travis Long.
820
00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:25,972
Something about you flipping his car.
821
00:39:25,975 --> 00:39:27,240
I didn't flip his...
822
00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:30,373
You know, Travis is
blowing that whole incident
823
00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:31,451
way out of proportion.
824
00:39:31,454 --> 00:39:33,350
So there was an incident?
825
00:39:33,353 --> 00:39:35,647
An incident where you
got banned from the track?
826
00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:38,851
I didn't get banned as much...
827
00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:42,523
as I got an invitation
to... never come back.
828
00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:47,209
- So...
- And, uh, we need to drink to that.
829
00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,946
Thank you.
830
00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:55,810
Okay...
831
00:39:58,084 --> 00:40:00,355
Jack's got an alien in a NASCAR helmet,
832
00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:02,710
and you guys look like
you're at a funeral.
833
00:40:02,712 --> 00:40:05,547
What's up?
834
00:40:06,889 --> 00:40:09,740
We got something we
need to tell you, Mac.
835
00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,967
Okay, so here it is.
836
00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:18,559
Matty and I got into it today.
837
00:40:18,562 --> 00:40:20,862
Full-on. Man, it-it...
838
00:40:20,864 --> 00:40:22,397
it wasn't pretty.
839
00:40:22,399 --> 00:40:24,088
She knows I broke into her house
840
00:40:24,091 --> 00:40:26,045
looking for intel on your old man.
841
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:29,850
And when I asked her
point-blank if she knew him,
842
00:40:29,853 --> 00:40:31,987
she wouldn't answer.
843
00:40:33,756 --> 00:40:36,477
But we've known for months
that Matty's been hiding secrets
844
00:40:36,479 --> 00:40:38,112
about my dad.
845
00:40:42,551 --> 00:40:44,184
Look, I've come to terms with the fact
846
00:40:44,187 --> 00:40:46,687
that I'm never gonna know why
she was investigating my father.
847
00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:49,092
Just like I'll never know why
he took off when I was a kid,
848
00:40:49,095 --> 00:40:51,756
or why he stayed away for so long.
849
00:40:55,792 --> 00:40:58,381
So, I've been doing a
lot of thinking and...
850
00:40:58,384 --> 00:41:00,150
it's over... I'm done wasting my time
851
00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,454
and energy searching for someone who
852
00:41:02,457 --> 00:41:04,523
doesn't want to be found.
853
00:41:06,958 --> 00:41:09,943
It's time to move on.
854
00:41:09,946 --> 00:41:11,803
Look, Mac,
855
00:41:11,806 --> 00:41:14,905
if you want to move on,
I support you... we all do.
856
00:41:17,076 --> 00:41:18,620
But before you make that decision,
857
00:41:18,622 --> 00:41:21,322
you need all the facts.
858
00:41:21,324 --> 00:41:23,591
You should know I used my
upgraded security clearance
859
00:41:23,593 --> 00:41:25,593
to look through Matty's
file on your dad.
860
00:41:25,595 --> 00:41:28,496
And...
861
00:41:28,498 --> 00:41:30,298
well...
862
00:41:37,615 --> 00:41:39,400
Mac...
863
00:41:39,403 --> 00:41:41,070
If there's still a part of you
864
00:41:41,073 --> 00:41:44,147
that wants to know the truth,
865
00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:46,417
the answers are right there.
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