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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:04,477 You hear that? 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,946 Darrell Waltrip. 3 00:00:05,949 --> 00:00:07,582 Rusty Wallace. 4 00:00:07,585 --> 00:00:09,973 Jimmie Johnson. If you listen close, 5 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:12,052 - you can still hear them there. - That's amazing. 6 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,763 I didn't know that you were blessed with the ability 7 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:14,789 - to hear into the past. - Look, I got 8 00:00:14,791 --> 00:00:15,923 a lot of gifts you don't know about. 9 00:00:15,925 --> 00:00:16,957 You go ahead and mock me. 10 00:00:16,959 --> 00:00:18,015 This is, this is 11 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,343 hallowed ground right here, dude. 12 00:00:19,346 --> 00:00:20,545 Hey! 13 00:00:20,548 --> 00:00:22,351 Hey! Get off the track now! 14 00:00:22,354 --> 00:00:23,915 Unless you want to become part of this hallowed ground, 15 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:25,850 I suggest you listen to what he says. 16 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:28,087 See? 17 00:00:45,151 --> 00:00:47,655 Aw, man. Did you see the splits? 18 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:49,359 You were right about turn three. 19 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:51,518 I can't believe taking it on the inside actually dropped my time. 20 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,826 You know, normally it wouldn't, 21 00:00:52,829 --> 00:00:54,462 but since air resistance is proportional 22 00:00:54,464 --> 00:00:56,497 to the square of the velocity, going high into the wall of wind 23 00:00:56,499 --> 00:00:57,832 would've increased your drag through the turn 24 00:00:57,834 --> 00:00:59,769 - and then slowed you down. - You shaved two hundredths of a second 25 00:00:59,771 --> 00:01:01,605 off my best lap time on this track. 26 00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:03,307 Sure you don't want to come pit for me? 27 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:06,307 Ah, man. 28 00:01:06,309 --> 00:01:09,243 Travis, I'd love to, but... 29 00:01:09,245 --> 00:01:11,145 my day job keeps me pretty busy, unfortunately. 30 00:01:11,147 --> 00:01:12,644 Change your mind, you let me know. 31 00:01:12,647 --> 00:01:14,781 Not many people understand fluid dynamics well enough 32 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:18,031 to disagree with me on how to maximize velocity through a turn 33 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,389 and be right. 34 00:01:19,392 --> 00:01:20,792 Travis, I hate to ask. 35 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:23,394 But it's my lifelong dream 36 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:26,293 to get behind the wheel of 850 horses. 37 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,796 You think I could just sit in her for just a sec, 38 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,714 - take some, take some selfies? - Why just sit? 39 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:32,533 Wouldn't you rather take her for a spin? 40 00:01:32,535 --> 00:01:34,802 "Take her for a spin"? You mean drive it? 41 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,103 Get in, man. 42 00:01:38,107 --> 00:01:39,907 Oh, so much speed. 43 00:01:39,909 --> 00:01:42,568 You, uh, you okay there? 44 00:01:42,571 --> 00:01:43,671 Yeah, I got a little technical problem. 45 00:01:43,673 --> 00:01:45,284 I think it's these skinny jeans, man. 46 00:01:45,287 --> 00:01:47,181 Ow. Ah. 47 00:01:47,183 --> 00:01:48,415 Uh-oh. 48 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:51,193 - Just got a text from Matty. - No. No, no way. 49 00:01:51,196 --> 00:01:53,720 No-no-no text from Matty, not right now. No way. 50 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:56,323 Nothing is gonna stop me 51 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,025 from living out my childhood fantasies. 52 00:01:58,027 --> 00:01:59,920 Okay. And I'm just quoting here, 53 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:03,292 "Something crashed in the Nevada desert and we cannot identify 54 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:04,664 what it is." 55 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,865 Matty found a UFO? 56 00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:07,084 Yeah, but you... 57 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:09,154 No, no, no. I-I... 58 00:02:09,157 --> 00:02:11,201 Can I take a rain check on this big boy? 59 00:02:11,204 --> 00:02:13,293 - Yeah. Anytime, sure. Whoa, whoa. - Rain check. 60 00:02:13,295 --> 00:02:14,475 Okay, okay. 61 00:02:14,477 --> 00:02:15,796 - We'll rain... - I got you, I got you. 62 00:02:15,798 --> 00:02:17,431 - We'll rain check. - Yup. There you go. 63 00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:19,683 Yeah. To be continued. 64 00:02:19,686 --> 00:02:20,748 Okay. 65 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,016 We'll see. Okay. 66 00:02:46,943 --> 00:02:49,143 What do you think we're talking about here? 67 00:02:49,145 --> 00:02:51,170 Huh? One of them big musical suckers 68 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:52,931 like Close Encounters of the Third Kind? 69 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:54,133 Or no. Ooh! Ooh! 70 00:02:54,136 --> 00:02:56,150 One of those, one of those fighters, 71 00:02:56,152 --> 00:02:57,484 yeah, from Independence Day. 72 00:02:57,486 --> 00:03:00,354 Or-or, maybe, maybe, maybe a Cylon Raider, 73 00:03:00,356 --> 00:03:02,756 all metal skin, gooey inside, ooh. 74 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:03,772 What do you think? What do you think? 75 00:03:03,774 --> 00:03:05,041 I think it's probably the same thing 76 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:06,709 I've told you a hundred times since we left the track: 77 00:03:06,711 --> 00:03:08,412 - it's man-made. It veered off course. - No, no, that... 78 00:03:08,414 --> 00:03:10,779 Listen, listen. That's what they want you to believe. 79 00:03:10,782 --> 00:03:12,800 Don't be brainwashed, buddy. You're too smart for that. 80 00:03:12,802 --> 00:03:15,584 If I see Tommy Lee Jones or Will Smith coming up to me 81 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:17,404 with that mind-erasing flashy thing, 82 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:20,741 I'm clamping these peepers tight shut like this. 83 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:23,264 I'll make myself pass out. 84 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:25,234 Well, it took you long enough, blondie. 85 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:27,248 I was beginning to think you accepted that job 86 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:29,160 - pitting for Travis Long. - How did you know that 87 00:03:29,162 --> 00:03:31,216 - he offered me a job? Right. - I know everything. 88 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:32,919 - Now get in here. - Yes, ma'am. 89 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:34,365 Uh... 90 00:03:34,368 --> 00:03:35,689 where do you think you're going? 91 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:37,662 In here to hear your briefing 92 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:40,029 on finally making contact with an alien life-form. 93 00:03:40,032 --> 00:03:41,966 Nope. You're not assigned to this. 94 00:03:41,969 --> 00:03:43,863 Not... not assigned? 95 00:03:43,866 --> 00:03:46,934 Now wait a minute, Matty, I just passed up the opportunity 96 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:48,469 to drive a real live NASCAR 97 00:03:48,471 --> 00:03:50,680 'cause you said there'd be a real live UFO. 98 00:03:50,683 --> 00:03:51,949 - So... - So what? 99 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,479 Well, i-if you didn't send for me, why am I here? 100 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:58,946 - You were Mac's ride. - His ride? 101 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:01,159 Look, this mission has Jack Dalton written all over it. 102 00:04:06,722 --> 00:04:10,021 36 hours ago, 103 00:04:10,024 --> 00:04:13,224 a mysterious object was spotted streaking through the sky 104 00:04:13,227 --> 00:04:16,599 over the Nevada desert. Civilian reports of a UFO 105 00:04:16,602 --> 00:04:18,021 were initially dismissed, 106 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:20,767 but then a local rancher stumbled upon a crash 107 00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:22,069 and found the object. 108 00:04:22,071 --> 00:04:23,103 Cops were called in, 109 00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:25,010 then the military, who quickly retrieved 110 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:27,541 the object and brought it to a lab for analysis. 111 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:29,777 - So what is it? - Nobody knows. 112 00:04:29,779 --> 00:04:31,979 The military has their top scientists on this, 113 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:34,474 but we still don't know what it is, who made it 114 00:04:34,477 --> 00:04:35,843 or why it fell from the sky, 115 00:04:35,846 --> 00:04:38,357 which is why they've reached out to Phoenix for help. 116 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,560 So you want us to go in and get it? 117 00:04:40,563 --> 00:04:42,987 Do we know anything about this thing? 118 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:44,482 Do we even know what it looks like? 119 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:47,136 No. The military is keeping a very tight lid on this. 120 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:49,106 Look, everything that they've told me, 121 00:04:49,109 --> 00:04:50,833 I've just told you. 122 00:04:50,836 --> 00:04:51,968 Which is why 123 00:04:51,971 --> 00:04:54,067 I'm bumping up both of your clearances 124 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:58,505 to give you temporary access to everything that I have. 125 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,982 So you don't have to go through me for approvals. 126 00:05:00,985 --> 00:05:02,694 - I'm guessing there's a clock on this one? - Yes. 127 00:05:02,696 --> 00:05:03,983 Look, we don't know what this thing is, 128 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:06,277 but we expect that someone's gonna come looking for it 129 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,107 and we better know what it is before they ask for it back. 130 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,287 - And guys? - Yeah? 131 00:05:13,289 --> 00:05:14,448 Be careful. 132 00:05:14,451 --> 00:05:17,157 - Aren't we always? - No. 133 00:05:17,159 --> 00:05:19,794 But I'm hoping this time will be different. 134 00:05:39,648 --> 00:05:41,782 I see you're not wearing your dad's watch. 135 00:05:41,784 --> 00:05:43,833 Well, no. 136 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:45,513 I put it up on eBay. 137 00:05:48,124 --> 00:05:50,755 Mac, I know it's been tough, 138 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:53,358 but giving up is not something I've ever seen you do. 139 00:05:54,764 --> 00:05:57,030 - You sure about this? - Oh, yeah. 140 00:06:01,802 --> 00:06:04,671 I mean, not really. 141 00:06:04,673 --> 00:06:06,173 You know what? 142 00:06:06,175 --> 00:06:08,375 If my dad really wanted me to find him, 143 00:06:08,377 --> 00:06:09,710 he would just pick up the phone 144 00:06:09,712 --> 00:06:11,568 and call me like a normal person, 145 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,971 not send me cryptic messages 146 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,949 or sneak weird presents under the Christmas tree. 147 00:06:16,952 --> 00:06:20,754 If he wants to talk, he knows where to find me. 148 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:24,755 Dr. Herman. 149 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:26,427 I'm MacGyver. This is Riley Davis. 150 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:27,865 Look, let's be clear. 151 00:06:27,868 --> 00:06:29,588 We're not going to be friends. 152 00:06:29,591 --> 00:06:32,299 Our superiors, in their infinite wisdom, 153 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:35,068 believe a combination of new school and old school 154 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:37,021 will yield results more quickly. 155 00:06:37,024 --> 00:06:38,880 And I'm sure you're both the brightest bulbs 156 00:06:38,883 --> 00:06:41,808 at whatever absurdly named agency they pulled you from, 157 00:06:41,811 --> 00:06:43,557 but I've been back-engineering 158 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,696 recovered technology 159 00:06:44,699 --> 00:06:47,213 - for over 20 years, so... - Doc. 160 00:06:47,216 --> 00:06:49,776 Just here to help, okay? 161 00:06:49,779 --> 00:06:53,526 Great. Then keep quiet and try and stay out of my way. 162 00:06:53,529 --> 00:06:55,427 I'm briefing the secretary of defense 163 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:56,924 in four hours and I need 164 00:06:56,926 --> 00:06:59,693 to focus, not babysit a couple of kids. 165 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:02,162 Einstein wrote the Annus Mirabilis papers 166 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:04,865 when he was 26 years old, so maybe give us a chance? 167 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:07,323 Another two sets of eyes couldn't hurt. 168 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,185 Guess we'll find out. 169 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:19,916 Whoa. 170 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:22,216 I'm not gonna touch it. 171 00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:24,052 - Gosh. - Okay. 172 00:07:24,055 --> 00:07:26,885 No visible seams, so no way to determine how it was made 173 00:07:26,888 --> 00:07:29,513 - or what it does. - Jack is gonna be pissed he missed this. 174 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,974 Yeah. What tests have you done so far? 175 00:07:34,824 --> 00:07:37,791 You're gonna run an optical emission spectroscopy test? 176 00:07:37,794 --> 00:07:39,032 Obviously. 177 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:45,385 It is a test that removes a small amount of material 178 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:47,841 from the object by irradiating the surface with a laser, 179 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:49,315 which could damage the object. 180 00:07:49,318 --> 00:07:50,560 - I'm aware. - Right. 181 00:07:50,563 --> 00:07:52,145 But I've tried everything else 182 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:53,974 and this is the logical next step. 183 00:07:53,977 --> 00:07:56,333 Y-You know what, before we fire up the laser... 184 00:07:56,336 --> 00:07:57,958 may I suggest something? 185 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,427 Yeah, yeah. 186 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:07,113 - There's... you hear that, right? - Shaking it? 187 00:08:07,115 --> 00:08:09,115 That's your big idea? 188 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:10,897 Riley, can you run a search 189 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:13,127 for a DARPA project involving military 190 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:14,583 situational awareness sensors 191 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:16,371 - suspended by weather balloons? - You're wasting my time. 192 00:08:16,373 --> 00:08:18,273 I already had that same idea. 193 00:08:18,276 --> 00:08:20,708 The file you're looking for is classified. 194 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:22,478 I-I put in a request for a clearance waiver 195 00:08:22,481 --> 00:08:24,103 which is being fast-tracked. 196 00:08:24,106 --> 00:08:25,236 Got it. 197 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,346 Wait. 198 00:08:26,348 --> 00:08:28,048 You two have the clearance? 199 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,249 I know, right? 200 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:30,575 It's amazing 201 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,450 what they let kids have nowadays. 202 00:08:36,942 --> 00:08:39,226 Unfortunately, none of those DARPA sensors 203 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,216 look anything like our sphere here. 204 00:08:41,219 --> 00:08:42,955 So, lost that lead. 205 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:44,298 Well, if you don't have any more 206 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,999 helpful ideas, 207 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:49,536 maybe we can start making some actual progress. 208 00:08:49,539 --> 00:08:52,770 Okay. Let's try the laser. 209 00:09:14,196 --> 00:09:16,497 Oh. 210 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,398 Oh. 211 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,968 Uh... 212 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,353 Riley, do you think any... 213 00:09:22,356 --> 00:09:24,223 Bozer, I don't have time to talk right now, okay? 214 00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:26,538 I need some advice. 215 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:29,302 Then you came to the right place, Ms. Davis. 216 00:09:29,305 --> 00:09:31,344 You're talking to "Dear Bozer," 217 00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:34,181 a "Dear Abby"-like column I wrote in high school. 218 00:09:34,183 --> 00:09:35,282 - I was... - Bozer. 219 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,817 Again, time is a factor. 220 00:09:36,819 --> 00:09:38,770 All right. So, here's the thing. 221 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:41,754 Matty gave us super security clearance for this op 222 00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:44,558 and I kind of just used mine to look through a full CIA file 223 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,393 for what she may know about Mac's dad. 224 00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:47,928 - You did? - Yeah. 225 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,730 So now I have this file that could answer 226 00:09:49,732 --> 00:09:51,564 a lot of Mac's questions about his dad 227 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,533 and explain Matty's involvement. 228 00:09:53,535 --> 00:09:55,731 So, what do you need my advice for? 229 00:09:55,734 --> 00:09:58,276 - Just give him the file. - Well, yeah, a few hours ago, I would've. 230 00:09:58,278 --> 00:09:59,641 But Mac just told me 231 00:09:59,644 --> 00:10:02,924 he wants to move on and let the whole search-for-Dad thing go. 232 00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:05,245 He even put his dad's watch on eBay. 233 00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:06,564 - Whoa. - Yeah, I know. 234 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:08,192 Now you see why I'm asking for advice. 235 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:09,561 So do I give him the file 236 00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:12,317 and drag him back into his increasingly unhealthy obsession 237 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:17,490 or do I let him move on and pretend like I never saw it? 238 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:21,194 - Yeah. That's a tough one. - Hey, Riley, we could 239 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,323 use another set of hands over here 240 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:24,131 - if you don't mind. - Yeah. 241 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:25,533 Bozer, I got to go. 242 00:10:25,536 --> 00:10:27,169 Think about it, okay? 243 00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:36,731 Okay, Matilda, what's going on? 244 00:10:36,734 --> 00:10:38,388 First of all, you're a dream killer, 245 00:10:38,391 --> 00:10:40,791 a dream killer for pulling me out of that NASCAR, 246 00:10:40,794 --> 00:10:43,853 then you freeze me out of the UFO mission, and now, 247 00:10:43,856 --> 00:10:48,189 you drag me... me... down here to interrogation. 248 00:10:48,192 --> 00:10:49,995 And you know how long I've been waiting for you down here? 249 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,860 - Sit down. - I prefer to stand. Thank you. 250 00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:55,591 Mac and Riley were sent as technical consultants, Jack. 251 00:10:55,594 --> 00:10:59,498 Your technical expertise ends at making microwave popcorn. 252 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,833 Okay? Your skills just weren't needed on this op. 253 00:11:01,836 --> 00:11:04,251 Oh, come on. I've been with Mac plenty of times 254 00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:07,388 where my skills weren't needed for the miss... 255 00:11:07,391 --> 00:11:11,377 mission, but... they've always seemed to come in handy anyway. 256 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,113 Now just tell me what's going on. 257 00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:15,286 Why do you got me in here right now? 258 00:11:15,289 --> 00:11:17,384 Because I think it's time you and I had a talk. 259 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,892 A talk? What talk can't wait till after 260 00:11:19,895 --> 00:11:23,690 I get to see a real live UFO, you fun-dodger? 261 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:27,494 I know that you broke into my house, Jack. 262 00:11:27,497 --> 00:11:29,863 You cracked my safe 263 00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:33,533 and you took photos of my classified CIA file. 264 00:11:33,535 --> 00:11:35,138 And I think it's time you and I 265 00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:38,513 had a little chat about that. Now sit down. 266 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,161 Doc, before we fire up the laser, 267 00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:44,732 I just got to ask one more time, are you sure about this? 268 00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,146 - 'Cause I'm having second thoughts. - I'm not. 269 00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:49,916 It's my call. 270 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,692 This is the test we're running. 271 00:11:51,695 --> 00:11:53,095 Now, stand back. 272 00:12:05,532 --> 00:12:07,032 - Don't say it. - What... I... 273 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:08,474 What just happened, Doc? 274 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,920 Well, the laser caused the sphere to emit a powerful pulse 275 00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:13,096 of energy that somehow shut down everything in the lab. 276 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,175 In technical terms, I think we just pissed it off. 277 00:12:15,177 --> 00:12:17,177 Great. 278 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:21,448 - Huh. - What is it, Mac? 279 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,887 The laser just activated something inside the sphere. 280 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,557 Is it pulsing? 281 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,806 Yes, I see that, too. 282 00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:32,211 Looks like it's putting out some kind of signal. 283 00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:36,849 Whatever it is, I think it just phoned home. 284 00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:54,059 Okay, maybe I did break into your house. 285 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:56,008 But in my defense, I wouldn't 286 00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:58,895 have had to do that if you would've told Mac the truth. 287 00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:02,625 Only a child blames someone else for their actions, Jack. 288 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:04,128 You are a grown man. 289 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,961 What... says the kid playing hide-and-seek 290 00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:09,616 with valuable information on Mac's father. 291 00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:10,686 Is that what you think I'm doing? 292 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:12,959 - Yeah. - Seriously? Did it ever 293 00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:16,247 occur to you to come and ask me what was going on? 294 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,173 It wouldn't have done any good, 295 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:18,228 you wouldn't have told me anything. 296 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,289 Well, I guess we'll never know now, will we? 297 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:21,925 Because instead of coming to see me, 298 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:25,156 your brilliant idea was to break into my house 299 00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:26,825 and smash all my stuff. 300 00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,805 I didn't smash all your... 301 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,373 I didn't smash all your... stuff. 302 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:38,102 I-I feel really bad about that. I'm sorry. I-I... 303 00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:39,772 You know, we-we had a plan. 304 00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:43,008 It just went sideways, that's all. 305 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,444 It always does with you, Jack. 306 00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:47,547 And you know what the worst part is? 307 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:51,582 You dragged Bozer, Jill and Elwood into this. 308 00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:53,375 Yeah, I know about that, too, Jack. 309 00:13:53,378 --> 00:13:55,274 I didn't drag anybody. 310 00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:00,559 You might know everything, 311 00:14:00,561 --> 00:14:02,508 but you're not right about everything. 312 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:08,267 You want to know what the worst part about all this for me is? 313 00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,769 After all these years we've been working together... 314 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,703 you don't trust me. 315 00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:20,664 Not when it comes to sensitive information about this family... 316 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,912 Only when I can't, Jack. 317 00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:26,216 And after all these years, 318 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:29,688 you should trust me enough to know 319 00:14:29,691 --> 00:14:31,656 that everything I do, 320 00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:33,759 every decision that I make, 321 00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:36,628 is for the good of this family. 322 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:48,063 You operate on instinct, Jack. 323 00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,867 You always have. 324 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:53,102 And I love that about you. 325 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,751 I don't have that same luxury. 326 00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:02,180 It's my job to see the big picture. 327 00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:05,852 Stop seeing the big picture for a second. 328 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,726 Answer me a yes or no question: 329 00:15:08,729 --> 00:15:10,735 Did you know Mac's father? 330 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:22,908 All you need to know is that everything I've done, 331 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:26,625 I did to keep Mac safe. 332 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,084 - Uh, I don't like the look of this, Mac. - Agreed. 333 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:33,930 We are not safe here. We need to leave. 334 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,720 - What are you talking about? - Take a look. 335 00:15:35,723 --> 00:15:37,156 Ever since you decided to zap 336 00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:39,525 the sphere, it's been sending out a signal 337 00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:40,793 with our GPS coordinates. 338 00:15:40,795 --> 00:15:43,629 Which means whoever built this thing 339 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:47,157 is probably gonna be coming to get it back. So... 340 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,180 if we want time to figure out who made it, 341 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:50,716 we should probably get out of here. 342 00:15:57,111 --> 00:15:59,789 - Whoa! Wh-What the hell are you doing? - I'm dampening the signal. 343 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,259 The chemicals soaking this coat 344 00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:02,794 will block the sphere's transmission, 345 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:05,163 meaning whoever's looking for us won't be able to track us. 346 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,411 Like when Schwarzenegger wrapped his head 347 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,780 - in a wet towel in Total Recall. - Exactly. 348 00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:10,450 Ooh, I've been spending way too 349 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,051 - much time around Jack. - I can relate. 350 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,192 - But did it work? - Yeah, like a charm. 351 00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:15,969 The waveform flatlined. I got no signal. 352 00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:17,688 Nice. All right, let's get out of here. 353 00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:24,269 I'm sorry. 354 00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,735 We lost the signal. 355 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,578 So find it. 356 00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:36,381 What are you doing? You can't leave. 357 00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:37,883 That is a piece 358 00:16:37,886 --> 00:16:39,532 of unidentified high technology 359 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:41,919 that now belongs to the U.S. government. 360 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:44,161 Y-You can't just wrap it in a wet rag... 361 00:16:44,164 --> 00:16:46,172 We got to get the hell out of here. 362 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,914 Probably tracking all radio traffic and cell signals, too. 363 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,056 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 364 00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,985 but I need your phone, Mac. 365 00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:55,037 I'm gonna need yours, too. 366 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,679 Is there a back way out of this place? 367 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,836 This is a secure government facility. 368 00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:00,669 Our guards are more than prepared... 369 00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:03,228 Anything else you want to add today? 370 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,360 Look, Doc, we don't know what this thing is or who lost it, 371 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,597 so we don't know who's out there 372 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:08,666 shooting people to get it back. 373 00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:09,901 I don't want to find out the hard way. 374 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,103 So I'm gonna ask you one more time, 375 00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,650 is there a back way out of this place? 376 00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:21,862 That way. You sure that signal dampener of yours is working? 377 00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:23,228 Yeah, as long as the coat stays soaked, 378 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,654 they shouldn't be able to track us. 379 00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:26,818 But they can track us the old-fashioned way. 380 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,955 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 381 00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:34,824 Doc, go! 382 00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:41,787 Get back to the trucks and find them. 383 00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:51,475 - How's he doing back there? - Yeah, not great. 384 00:17:51,478 --> 00:17:53,398 I managed to stop the bleeding, but he's gut shot. 385 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,360 - He needs a hospital. - Yeah, that may be hard to come by out here. 386 00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:58,095 Even if there was a hospital nearby, 387 00:17:58,098 --> 00:18:00,264 those guys know they wounded one of us. 388 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,886 It'd be the first place they check. 389 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:03,502 Right. 390 00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:05,804 So where we going? 391 00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:08,173 Uh... 392 00:18:08,175 --> 00:18:09,287 You know what? 393 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,442 Keep heading south on that road right there. 394 00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:13,151 And turn off your headlights. 395 00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:14,297 If they have air support, they're gonna spot us. 396 00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:15,515 You want me to drive with the headlights off out here? 397 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:16,616 We don't have a choice, 398 00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:17,853 but if you keep your hands steady, 399 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:20,451 - this is a straight shot to Groom Lake. - Groom Lake? 400 00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:22,515 Why does that sound familiar? 401 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,655 It's a military base, top secret, 402 00:18:24,658 --> 00:18:26,125 fully operational, lots of medics 403 00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:27,494 and armed guards who can keep out 404 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,148 just about anything. Should be safe there. 405 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,651 You're talking about Area 51. 406 00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,120 The one and only. 407 00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:36,238 Jack is gonna be pissed he missed this. 408 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:42,093 That's assuming we make it there. 409 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,187 Think you can fix it? 410 00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,288 Bullet hole in the radiator? Probably. 411 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,658 But the head gasket that melted when the engine overheated? 412 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,266 Not unless you want to watch me make a forge 413 00:19:01,268 --> 00:19:02,827 and start smelting metal. 414 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,896 You lost me at "smelting." 415 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:06,431 So what are we gonna do? 416 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,599 Uh... 417 00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:11,851 Considering they're doing a sector by sector 418 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:14,955 grid search for us and we can't call AAA, 419 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,258 I think we're heading to Area 51 on foot. 420 00:19:32,307 --> 00:19:33,925 - You got it? - Yeah. 421 00:19:44,504 --> 00:19:45,976 - Got it? - Yup. 422 00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:57,816 - Is it gonna work? - It's gonna have to. 423 00:19:57,818 --> 00:19:59,503 All right, we're moving out. 424 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,288 How you doing back there, Doc? 425 00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,624 I'd love to say my condition 426 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,125 is improving, but it's not. 427 00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:09,164 And all I'm doing is slowing you down. 428 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,234 Abandoning people in the desert is not what we do. 429 00:20:11,237 --> 00:20:13,198 We're gonna get through this together. 430 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,166 Is he always this optimistic? 431 00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:17,969 Mr. Can-do? You bet. 432 00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:30,570 Jack, you came storming 433 00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:33,273 in here ten minutes ago, said we had to talk, 434 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:35,945 then proceeded to pace in angry silence. 435 00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:38,623 So... are you gonna share, 436 00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,733 or just wear a hole in the linoleum? 437 00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:43,203 Matty knows we broke into her house. 438 00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:44,996 What?! She does?! 439 00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:47,031 She does! Oh, man. 440 00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,195 What's this "we" garbage? 441 00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:52,515 That-that was all you, man. Does she know I know? 442 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,257 I mean, does she know that I knew 443 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,607 and then slow played the investigation? 444 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,275 It's Matty, man. She knows everything. 445 00:20:57,277 --> 00:21:00,148 - She's a friggin' Jedi. - Oh, man, this is bad, like, bad bad. 446 00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,906 What did she say? Is she gonna fire me? 447 00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:03,360 - Don't skimp on the details, Jack. - All right, look, look, look. 448 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,352 All I know for sure is that-that she is fully aware 449 00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:06,587 I'm the one that broke into her house, 450 00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:09,853 and she knows, well, everyone that-that I recruited 451 00:21:09,856 --> 00:21:11,956 to help me, and she's not real happy about the whole thing. 452 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,191 - Oh, man. - But I told her, 453 00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:16,194 I said "everything I did, I did to protect Mac." 454 00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:18,245 And what did she say to that? 455 00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,321 Well, she said everything she did, 456 00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:20,923 she did to protect Mac, too, so... 457 00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,419 And what did you say to that? 458 00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:23,855 Well, nothing, really. 459 00:21:25,581 --> 00:21:26,963 What does that even mean? 460 00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:28,439 I-I don't know, I don't know. 461 00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:30,945 But if this woman is hell-bent on keeping secrets, there ain't 462 00:21:30,948 --> 00:21:33,111 nothing me and you can do about it, I'm telling you. 463 00:21:34,614 --> 00:21:36,948 Why, is there something... 464 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,816 Is there something you're not telling me? 465 00:21:38,818 --> 00:21:40,251 What? Hmm? 466 00:21:40,253 --> 00:21:41,352 Nah. 467 00:21:41,354 --> 00:21:43,621 I don't... Mm-mm. 468 00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:45,906 Why is your face making that face? 469 00:21:45,909 --> 00:21:49,193 Everybody's face makes a face, that's why they call it a face. 470 00:21:49,195 --> 00:21:50,628 But your face is making the face that says 471 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:52,330 "I know something very important, Jack, 472 00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:54,565 and I'm not telling you," which is bothersome for me. 473 00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:57,383 So do yourself a favor, spill the beans. 474 00:21:57,386 --> 00:21:58,699 As they say, you know, "come clean," 475 00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:00,221 "let the cows out of the barn." 476 00:22:00,224 --> 00:22:02,044 It'll make you feel better. 477 00:22:02,047 --> 00:22:04,348 You can whisper it if you want. 478 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,513 Mac, look. 479 00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:10,515 Yeah, I see it. 480 00:22:10,518 --> 00:22:14,242 You know, when I was a kid, I used to think shooting stars 481 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,121 were alien spaceships passing by the Earth. 482 00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,398 Maybe they were. 483 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,091 Oh, come on, 484 00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:21,625 you don't really believe that, do you? 485 00:22:21,628 --> 00:22:22,894 I do. 486 00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,329 Most scientists do. 487 00:22:24,331 --> 00:22:27,266 There's 20 trillion stars out there, 488 00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,601 most of them with planets. 489 00:22:28,604 --> 00:22:32,236 It's statistically impossible for life not to exist. 490 00:22:32,238 --> 00:22:34,440 That doesn't mean 491 00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,225 that aliens have ever visited Earth, though. 492 00:22:36,228 --> 00:22:39,542 No matter what Jack has told you about faster-than-light travel. 493 00:22:39,545 --> 00:22:40,911 Sorry to interrupt. 494 00:22:40,914 --> 00:22:42,747 Are you sure we're going the right way? 495 00:22:42,749 --> 00:22:44,482 Yeah, I mean... 496 00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:46,351 I mean, I was before you asked me that. 497 00:22:46,353 --> 00:22:47,752 What? 498 00:22:47,754 --> 00:22:49,409 Well... 499 00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:51,534 Guys, we got to stop. 500 00:22:53,493 --> 00:22:55,960 Much as I don't want those guys to catch up to us, 501 00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:58,196 I don't want to be lost in this desert. 502 00:22:58,205 --> 00:23:01,432 I'd say we should stop and ask for directions, but you know. 503 00:23:04,577 --> 00:23:06,810 Maybe we can ask the stars. 504 00:23:08,174 --> 00:23:09,992 - Celestial navigation. - Yes. 505 00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:13,077 Uh, am I to believe you just happen to have a sextant on you? 506 00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:15,213 Not, but if you give me a minute. 507 00:23:22,018 --> 00:23:24,555 Okay, let's say you can make one. 508 00:23:24,557 --> 00:23:27,759 But you'd still need to know the coordinates of Area 51 509 00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:28,867 - to have any hope... - 37 degrees, 510 00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:30,553 14 minutes and six seconds north 511 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:32,295 by 115 degrees, 512 00:23:32,298 --> 00:23:33,612 48 minutes... 513 00:23:33,615 --> 00:23:35,031 and don't look at me like that. 514 00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:36,434 I was a really dorky kid, I know. 515 00:23:36,436 --> 00:23:39,137 So for those of us who didn't major 516 00:23:39,139 --> 00:23:40,948 in advanced abstract dorkery, 517 00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:42,573 what's a sextant, again? 518 00:23:42,575 --> 00:23:45,568 And, with the least amount of sciencey words possible, please? 519 00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:46,637 I can try. 520 00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:49,847 A sextant 521 00:23:49,849 --> 00:23:55,289 is an ancient navigational tool 522 00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:59,123 used by sailors to chart their course through the night sky. 523 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,092 All we got to do is measure the angular distance, 524 00:24:01,094 --> 00:24:02,693 of a few well-known stars, 525 00:24:02,695 --> 00:24:04,440 do a little math, obviously, 526 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,924 and we should be able 527 00:24:06,927 --> 00:24:09,507 to calculate our exact location. 528 00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:11,589 But I need a watch. What am I doing? 529 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,051 Where'd you learn how to do all this? 530 00:24:20,596 --> 00:24:22,580 My dad taught me. 531 00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:31,234 Okay, we are approximately 532 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:36,382 37 degrees, 12 minutes north by 115 degrees... 533 00:24:36,385 --> 00:24:38,003 47 minutes west. 534 00:24:38,006 --> 00:24:40,130 And if Polaris is there, that means we go 535 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,332 - that way. - That way. 536 00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:45,409 You guys are so cute. All right, let's get out of here 537 00:24:45,412 --> 00:24:47,004 before bad guys come and kill us. 538 00:24:47,006 --> 00:24:48,054 Agreed. 539 00:24:48,057 --> 00:24:49,878 Stop the car. 540 00:25:00,786 --> 00:25:02,750 They can't have got far. 541 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,173 I think I know just where they're headed. 542 00:25:20,093 --> 00:25:22,260 Hello? 543 00:25:24,244 --> 00:25:26,377 Uh, hello?! 544 00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:30,307 Not the welcome I was expecting. 545 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:32,698 Yeah. Where is everyone? 546 00:25:32,701 --> 00:25:34,351 If either of you make a joke 547 00:25:34,354 --> 00:25:36,187 - about alien abductions... - Shh. 548 00:25:36,189 --> 00:25:38,055 You hear that? 549 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,729 Yeah. Yeah, I hear it. 550 00:25:40,732 --> 00:25:42,932 All right, this way. 551 00:25:45,739 --> 00:25:47,792 Look at this guy, look at him. 552 00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,753 Why don't you die?! 553 00:26:00,354 --> 00:26:02,079 Game over. 554 00:26:02,081 --> 00:26:03,114 Who are you? 555 00:26:03,116 --> 00:26:04,482 How'd you get in here? 556 00:26:04,484 --> 00:26:07,785 Uh, I'm MacGyver, this is Riley, Dr. Herman. 557 00:26:07,787 --> 00:26:09,867 We are being chased by a group of armed men, 558 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,096 and they're not that far behind us. 559 00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:14,109 He needs your medical team, he's wounded. 560 00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,135 And I need to speak to your C.O., ASAP. 561 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,992 Um... 562 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,433 We don't have a medical team here, or a C.O. 563 00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:24,468 Only personnel currently stationed 564 00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:27,505 at this facility is u-us. 565 00:26:27,507 --> 00:26:30,221 What? What... how-how is that even possible? 566 00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:32,515 - That's classified. - Well, our security clearance 567 00:26:32,518 --> 00:26:34,422 is high enough to give you both a nosebleed. 568 00:26:34,425 --> 00:26:36,073 So why don't we just cut the formalities 569 00:26:36,076 --> 00:26:38,245 and you guys tell us what's going on here? 570 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:39,547 Okay, well, 571 00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:42,286 I guess the brass got tired of everybody knowing 572 00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:45,367 where we test our new jets, so eight months ago, 573 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:49,026 everything and everyone in Area 51 got moved to a new location. 574 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:52,863 So you're telling me there's no doctors on this base? 575 00:26:52,865 --> 00:26:54,800 And the only soldiers here are... 576 00:26:54,803 --> 00:26:56,133 The two of us. 577 00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:57,268 MacGYVER: So the backup 578 00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:58,773 we thought was here isn't. 579 00:26:58,776 --> 00:27:01,323 Which means we are completely on our own. 580 00:27:01,326 --> 00:27:02,824 Yeah. 581 00:27:12,901 --> 00:27:14,700 Let me guess, you brought me in here 582 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:17,303 to yell at me again, this time in front of an audience? 583 00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:18,369 No, Jack. 584 00:27:18,372 --> 00:27:19,771 Mac and Riley just called in. 585 00:27:19,774 --> 00:27:22,096 They had some unexpected visitors at the lab. 586 00:27:23,611 --> 00:27:24,877 Not little green men. 587 00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,233 Operatives sent in to retrieve the object. 588 00:27:27,236 --> 00:27:29,655 - Are they safe? - For now, but they're being hunted. 589 00:27:29,658 --> 00:27:31,205 - By who? - We don't know yet. 590 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:32,518 Our techs were able to access 591 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,120 the security cameras at the lab 592 00:27:34,122 --> 00:27:35,643 and bring up surveillance footage 593 00:27:35,646 --> 00:27:37,479 right before they cut out. 594 00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:38,824 Edgar Porter. 595 00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:41,894 Former wet works operative turned hired gun. 596 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:45,526 He and his men were sent in by some shady weapons manufacturer 597 00:27:45,529 --> 00:27:46,846 out of the Eastern Bloc 598 00:27:46,849 --> 00:27:49,283 to retrieve a new piece of tech they were testing. 599 00:27:49,286 --> 00:27:51,836 Yeah, something tells me they don't come in peace. 600 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,972 They left eight dead at the lab. 601 00:27:53,975 --> 00:27:55,236 Really? 602 00:27:55,239 --> 00:27:58,565 Mac and Riley managed to escape with Dr. Herman, and the device, 603 00:27:58,568 --> 00:28:00,986 but Dr. Herman got shot. 604 00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:02,822 Now, they're alone, outnumbered, 605 00:28:02,825 --> 00:28:04,424 and in desperate need of backup. 606 00:28:04,427 --> 00:28:06,307 Okay. I need a TAC team. 607 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,652 You got one, armed and ready, 608 00:28:07,655 --> 00:28:09,218 meeting you on the tarmac in five. 609 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,990 - Where are we headed? - Groom Lake. 610 00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:13,092 Mac and Riley are holed up at the base there. 611 00:28:13,094 --> 00:28:15,030 "Groom Lake"? Area... 612 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:16,991 Jack, we don't have time. 613 00:28:16,994 --> 00:28:18,533 - Go. - Got it. 614 00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:22,735 That's all you got to defend this place? 615 00:28:22,737 --> 00:28:25,204 Two pistols and a can of Mace? 616 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,606 Things have really quieted down 617 00:28:26,608 --> 00:28:28,460 since they took everything offsite. 618 00:28:28,463 --> 00:28:31,054 The last excitement we had was, like, what, a month ago? 619 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:33,012 Y-Yeah, some tourist managed to make it 620 00:28:33,014 --> 00:28:34,447 past the ground sensors, 621 00:28:34,449 --> 00:28:35,898 take a picture of the front gate. 622 00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,401 All it took to get rid of him? 623 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:39,112 - A little harsh language. - Okay. 624 00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:41,437 Do you guys at least have a decent medical kit around here? 625 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,823 If I don't get him antibiotics soon, he's gonna go septic. 626 00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:46,058 We'll worry about this later. 627 00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:50,015 Whoa. Somebody just tripped 628 00:28:50,018 --> 00:28:51,484 a whole bunch of our perimeter sensors. 629 00:28:51,486 --> 00:28:53,165 - That must be our friends. - And I can assure you, 630 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:55,155 they're not here for an alien-themed photo op. 631 00:28:55,158 --> 00:28:57,169 No. These guys are armed and dangerous. 632 00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:59,171 They will kill us on sight to get what I have in here back. 633 00:28:59,173 --> 00:29:00,566 How long do we have before they're knocking 634 00:29:00,568 --> 00:29:02,544 - at your door? - Uh, I'd say about 635 00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:03,913 15 minutes, max. 636 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,144 Is there anywhere more defensible 637 00:29:05,146 --> 00:29:06,979 than this hangar? Something with thicker walls, 638 00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,581 sturdier doors, no windows? 639 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,017 We have to hole up somewhere until help arrives. 640 00:29:21,783 --> 00:29:24,170 Why is there a morgue in Area 51? 641 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,119 For this. 642 00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:34,932 Say hello to Marvin. 643 00:29:34,935 --> 00:29:37,569 We like to give our visitors a little scare. 644 00:29:37,572 --> 00:29:39,385 Yeah, or a heart attack. 645 00:29:39,388 --> 00:29:41,338 No, no, no, it's just-just rubber. 646 00:29:41,341 --> 00:29:42,841 Like your head. 647 00:29:42,844 --> 00:29:45,105 Hey, you guys want to take a selfie? You can totally do it. 648 00:29:45,107 --> 00:29:47,453 Personally, I'm just interested in finding a way to stay alive 649 00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:48,521 until help arrives. 650 00:29:48,523 --> 00:29:50,180 Well, then, you're in the right place. 651 00:29:50,182 --> 00:29:52,955 This area is reinforced steel, and has its own security system. 652 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,421 Nobody's getting in here. 653 00:29:54,424 --> 00:29:55,695 That's perfect. 654 00:30:01,338 --> 00:30:03,963 - Find it! - Yes, sir. Go, go. 655 00:30:08,977 --> 00:30:11,143 So what is that thing? 656 00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:13,674 Honestly? No idea. 657 00:30:13,677 --> 00:30:17,549 All we know for sure is that the bad guys really want it back. 658 00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,166 Take two of these... 659 00:30:20,788 --> 00:30:22,280 and promise not to die, okay? 660 00:30:22,283 --> 00:30:23,956 MacGYVER: Can you guys grab 661 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,658 the, uh, table right there, and put it up 662 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,526 - next to the door for me? - No, no, no. 663 00:30:27,528 --> 00:30:29,580 No, that's reinforced steel right there. 664 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:31,262 Those windows? They're bulletproof. 665 00:30:31,265 --> 00:30:32,631 Nobody's getting in here. 666 00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:35,434 Except for maybe bad guys who don't like to lose. 667 00:30:35,436 --> 00:30:38,119 So can we play it safe, and hedge our bets? 668 00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:10,736 Uh, Mac? 669 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,571 Yeah. 670 00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,176 What the hell is that thing? 671 00:31:17,178 --> 00:31:19,545 Still not sure. 672 00:31:22,584 --> 00:31:24,217 Whoa, whoa, Mac. What are you doing? 673 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,151 - They're gonna see the signal. - Yeah, 674 00:31:26,154 --> 00:31:29,088 but I have to test a theory. 675 00:31:29,091 --> 00:31:31,736 I think the current flowing through my welder 676 00:31:31,739 --> 00:31:33,330 is somehow interacting with the sphere, 677 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,100 causing it to vibrate. 678 00:31:39,844 --> 00:31:43,556 Okay, I didn't think that thing was actually from space 679 00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,192 until just now. 680 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:50,341 Oh, no, this is very much man-made. 681 00:31:50,344 --> 00:31:52,378 I mean, unless E.T. started labeling his microchips 682 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:53,612 in Chinese and English. 683 00:31:53,614 --> 00:31:56,315 The metal skin must be one of the new gallium alloys 684 00:31:56,317 --> 00:31:59,491 that can be reshaped on the fly with an electric current. 685 00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:01,885 That's why the sphere doesn't have any seams. 686 00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:04,756 The electromagnetic interference from my welder 687 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:07,059 disrupted the current in the sphere's surface. 688 00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:09,330 Which changed the atomic bonds in the solid metal 689 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,466 and made it melt into a liquid. 690 00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:13,599 Exactly. I think I know what this thing is. 691 00:32:13,602 --> 00:32:15,796 The liquid metal skin, it allows it to 692 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:17,670 reshape itself mid-flight, 693 00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:19,081 which means it would be radar-invisible 694 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,749 and able to penetrate heavy armor. 695 00:32:20,752 --> 00:32:22,407 Well, that explains why it wasn't detected 696 00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:24,008 flying over American airspace. 697 00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:26,545 So, is it some kind of drone? 698 00:32:26,547 --> 00:32:27,877 No. Considering it has 699 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,030 an advanced guidance and targeting system, 700 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,624 and room for an explosive payload, 701 00:32:32,627 --> 00:32:33,999 I don't think this is a drone. 702 00:32:34,002 --> 00:32:35,557 You think it's a missile. 703 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,325 Yes. A highly sophisticated, virtually unstoppable one. 704 00:32:39,327 --> 00:32:40,526 Or at least a prototype. 705 00:32:40,528 --> 00:32:42,728 Something like that could change the balance of power 706 00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:44,658 in war zones around the world. 707 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,372 That explains why your friends want it back. 708 00:32:53,374 --> 00:32:54,740 Which is why we absolutely 709 00:32:54,742 --> 00:32:56,318 must not let them take it. 710 00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:58,195 Okay, so I guess you better stop staring at that thing 711 00:32:58,197 --> 00:33:00,246 and finish welding that door, right, Mac? 712 00:33:06,843 --> 00:33:09,077 Change of plans. 713 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,389 If these guys want the sphere back so badly, 714 00:33:11,392 --> 00:33:12,994 well, we'll let 'em have it. 715 00:33:26,919 --> 00:33:28,450 Sir, the signal, 716 00:33:28,452 --> 00:33:29,958 - it's back on. - Where? 717 00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:31,494 It's coming from over there. 718 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,043 Sir, through here. 719 00:33:44,435 --> 00:33:45,901 It's all clear. 720 00:33:48,872 --> 00:33:50,247 Behind you, sir! 721 00:33:57,114 --> 00:33:59,653 You're only delaying the inevitable. 722 00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:02,691 We're gonna shoot our way out of here, 723 00:34:02,694 --> 00:34:06,696 kill you, all your little friends, 724 00:34:06,699 --> 00:34:09,890 and walk out of here with that device. 725 00:34:09,893 --> 00:34:11,676 Wait. 726 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:13,622 You mean this device? 727 00:34:39,591 --> 00:34:41,523 Well, you can put this on the list of things 728 00:34:41,525 --> 00:34:43,900 - I never want to do again. - Hey, it worked, didn't it? 729 00:34:43,903 --> 00:34:46,502 They're in there unconscious, and we're alive. 730 00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:50,131 Mr. Can-do did it. 731 00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:53,568 Just keep heading south, and get off at the second exit. 732 00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,903 You can't miss it. 733 00:34:54,905 --> 00:34:56,841 I called ahead. 734 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,895 They're prepping an O.R. for Dr. Herman right now. 735 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:00,614 Thanks. I appreciate it. 736 00:35:00,617 --> 00:35:02,944 And I'm sorry. I know this wasn't what you expected 737 00:35:02,946 --> 00:35:04,145 when you woke up this morning. 738 00:35:04,147 --> 00:35:05,347 You kidding? This is the best shift 739 00:35:05,349 --> 00:35:06,581 we've had in years. 740 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,348 Aside from the almost dying part. 741 00:35:09,586 --> 00:35:11,098 All right, later, boys. 742 00:35:11,101 --> 00:35:13,034 Hey, wait, let's trade numbers. I'd love to come 743 00:35:13,037 --> 00:35:16,033 visit you in L.A. Mine's 702-555... 744 00:35:16,036 --> 00:35:17,591 No, that's... Wait, I didn't... 745 00:35:17,594 --> 00:35:20,028 I didn't give you the rest of... 746 00:35:20,031 --> 00:35:21,661 God, she's hot. 747 00:35:23,634 --> 00:35:25,442 As you may have noticed, 748 00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:28,028 I am not a humble man. 749 00:35:29,439 --> 00:35:31,673 But I owe you both an apology. 750 00:35:31,682 --> 00:35:34,082 And my gratitude. 751 00:35:35,122 --> 00:35:37,045 MacGyver, you went up against 752 00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:38,872 a team of armed killers 753 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:41,349 with nothing but a Swiss Army knife, 754 00:35:41,351 --> 00:35:42,966 and survived. 755 00:35:42,969 --> 00:35:46,526 No, he didn't just survive, he kicked their butts. 756 00:35:46,529 --> 00:35:48,196 Don't forget that part. 757 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:50,864 I'm very glad Phoenix sent you both. 758 00:35:50,867 --> 00:35:52,561 Thank you for... 759 00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:54,029 If you really want to thank me, 760 00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:55,664 do it after we get you to a hospital, 761 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:56,765 and they save your life. 762 00:35:56,767 --> 00:35:58,153 You got it. 763 00:36:04,253 --> 00:36:05,708 Is that... 764 00:36:10,496 --> 00:36:12,684 It's a Phoenix chopper. 765 00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,564 Greetings, Earthlings. 766 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,029 Hey, buddy. Sorry you missed out on all the fun. 767 00:36:21,032 --> 00:36:23,072 Man, I'm just glad you're still alive. 768 00:36:23,075 --> 00:36:25,426 Though, to be honest, I am a little jealous 769 00:36:25,429 --> 00:36:28,429 - you went to Area 51 without me. - Yeah. 770 00:36:28,432 --> 00:36:30,565 Well, look, it wasn't like I planned it this way. 771 00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:31,544 Never is. 772 00:36:31,547 --> 00:36:33,834 But listen, I do have a surprise waiting for you 773 00:36:33,837 --> 00:36:35,036 at the morgue. 774 00:36:35,038 --> 00:36:37,184 What, like an alien surprise? 775 00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:41,676 No. These guys are very human, 776 00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:43,011 and probably still 777 00:36:43,013 --> 00:36:44,946 very unconscious from a concussion grenade 778 00:36:44,948 --> 00:36:46,448 I whipped up. 779 00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:48,783 But they are in Area 51. 780 00:36:48,785 --> 00:36:50,852 Wait... 781 00:36:50,854 --> 00:36:52,921 there's a morgue? 782 00:36:54,691 --> 00:36:56,858 Go, go, go. 783 00:36:58,614 --> 00:36:59,894 It's all clear! 784 00:37:04,036 --> 00:37:06,176 Well, well, well. 785 00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:08,416 If it ain't the big bad wolf. 786 00:37:08,419 --> 00:37:11,039 Smile for me, Porter. 787 00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:14,242 I got a little wall of shame going. 788 00:37:14,244 --> 00:37:15,744 Huh? 789 00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:17,259 There he is, the tough guy. 790 00:37:17,262 --> 00:37:20,317 Well, take your time now, fellas. 791 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,787 I could be in here all day. 792 00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:25,692 Area 5-1. Whoo. 793 00:37:36,216 --> 00:37:37,700 Hold that. 794 00:38:02,909 --> 00:38:06,160 Oh, you got me, you crafty little grey-skinned devil. 795 00:38:06,163 --> 00:38:08,730 You got me good. 796 00:38:08,732 --> 00:38:12,300 What's that? Hmm? 797 00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:14,736 Road trip? 798 00:38:14,738 --> 00:38:16,938 Whoo-hoo! 799 00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:20,517 Hang on, sweetheart. 800 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,448 Ah! Whoo! 801 00:38:22,451 --> 00:38:23,744 Yee-haw! 802 00:38:23,747 --> 00:38:25,326 Whoo-hoo! 803 00:38:41,398 --> 00:38:44,628 Oh, no, you stole Marvin? 804 00:38:44,631 --> 00:38:45,730 Stole? 805 00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:47,011 "Stole" is a little harsh. 806 00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:48,536 What, I look like a thief? 807 00:38:48,538 --> 00:38:49,795 No, I prefer to think of if 808 00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:51,600 more as he chose to come with me. 809 00:38:51,603 --> 00:38:52,635 Didn't you? 810 00:38:52,638 --> 00:38:54,705 - Yeah, see there? - Mm. 811 00:38:56,046 --> 00:38:58,079 Did you tell Mac about the file yet? 812 00:38:58,081 --> 00:39:00,847 No, not yet. We were waiting on you. 813 00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:03,218 Figured we should do it together. 814 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:05,787 Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. 815 00:39:05,789 --> 00:39:07,503 - Him, too? - Oh, hell yeah. 816 00:39:07,506 --> 00:39:09,162 Let's go. 817 00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:14,729 Aha. Hey, hey, hey. 818 00:39:20,178 --> 00:39:21,902 What are you looking at me like that for? 819 00:39:21,905 --> 00:39:23,938 Well, I just got a call from Travis Long. 820 00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:25,972 Something about you flipping his car. 821 00:39:25,975 --> 00:39:27,240 I didn't flip his... 822 00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:30,373 You know, Travis is blowing that whole incident 823 00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:31,451 way out of proportion. 824 00:39:31,454 --> 00:39:33,350 So there was an incident? 825 00:39:33,353 --> 00:39:35,647 An incident where you got banned from the track? 826 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:38,851 I didn't get banned as much... 827 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:42,523 as I got an invitation to... never come back. 828 00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:47,209 - So... - And, uh, we need to drink to that. 829 00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,946 Thank you. 830 00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:55,810 Okay... 831 00:39:58,084 --> 00:40:00,355 Jack's got an alien in a NASCAR helmet, 832 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:02,710 and you guys look like you're at a funeral. 833 00:40:02,712 --> 00:40:05,547 What's up? 834 00:40:06,889 --> 00:40:09,740 We got something we need to tell you, Mac. 835 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,967 Okay, so here it is. 836 00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:18,559 Matty and I got into it today. 837 00:40:18,562 --> 00:40:20,862 Full-on. Man, it-it... 838 00:40:20,864 --> 00:40:22,397 it wasn't pretty. 839 00:40:22,399 --> 00:40:24,088 She knows I broke into her house 840 00:40:24,091 --> 00:40:26,045 looking for intel on your old man. 841 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:29,850 And when I asked her point-blank if she knew him, 842 00:40:29,853 --> 00:40:31,987 she wouldn't answer. 843 00:40:33,756 --> 00:40:36,477 But we've known for months that Matty's been hiding secrets 844 00:40:36,479 --> 00:40:38,112 about my dad. 845 00:40:42,551 --> 00:40:44,184 Look, I've come to terms with the fact 846 00:40:44,187 --> 00:40:46,687 that I'm never gonna know why she was investigating my father. 847 00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:49,092 Just like I'll never know why he took off when I was a kid, 848 00:40:49,095 --> 00:40:51,756 or why he stayed away for so long. 849 00:40:55,792 --> 00:40:58,381 So, I've been doing a lot of thinking and... 850 00:40:58,384 --> 00:41:00,150 it's over... I'm done wasting my time 851 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,454 and energy searching for someone who 852 00:41:02,457 --> 00:41:04,523 doesn't want to be found. 853 00:41:06,958 --> 00:41:09,943 It's time to move on. 854 00:41:09,946 --> 00:41:11,803 Look, Mac, 855 00:41:11,806 --> 00:41:14,905 if you want to move on, I support you... we all do. 856 00:41:17,076 --> 00:41:18,620 But before you make that decision, 857 00:41:18,622 --> 00:41:21,322 you need all the facts. 858 00:41:21,324 --> 00:41:23,591 You should know I used my upgraded security clearance 859 00:41:23,593 --> 00:41:25,593 to look through Matty's file on your dad. 860 00:41:25,595 --> 00:41:28,496 And... 861 00:41:28,498 --> 00:41:30,298 well... 862 00:41:37,615 --> 00:41:39,400 Mac... 863 00:41:39,403 --> 00:41:41,070 If there's still a part of you 864 00:41:41,073 --> 00:41:44,147 that wants to know the truth, 865 00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:46,417 the answers are right there. 63615

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