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You're teaming up
with the guys from Ghosted.
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I could have died
in there!
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Aw, somebody
need a hug?
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-Previously on Ghosted...
-LaFREY: One of our finest
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-agents, Mike Checker,
disappeared. -If anything
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happens to me,
find Detective Leroy Wright
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and Dr. Max Jennifer.
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-Remember the big guy
from the power plant? -Yeah.
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He took his own head off,
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and he just, like,
set it on a table.
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(screams)
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Oh, my God. That's my wife.
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I have to know,
were you abducted?
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Do not look for me.
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* Oh, yeah! *
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Hey, uh, you mind
if we work in here, uh,
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-skateboard-wise?
-A little.
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We don't usually like to skate
with narcs.
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-Narcs?
-Yeah, right.
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Please. My man Skeeter here
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-make Tony Hawk look like
freaking Tony Stark. -Boosh.
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Yeah, but Tony Stark is awesome.
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Never mind. Hey, Gonzo.
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'Sup?
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I'm gonna show these fools
how real it can get.
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Oh. Y'all in for a treat.
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Set it up.
Come on, rip that trick.
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Balance, baby.
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Right?
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-Call that a tail grind.
-Dope.
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That's already the name
of something.
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-Oh, is it? -You so smart,
let's see you try it.
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-Yeah.
-Come on, come on.
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I bet you 50 bucks
you can't do it.
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50 bucks? Show 'em, Luke.
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-Punk him out.
-50 bananas.
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Punk you out.
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Hey, he's starting
to pull it off.
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I think I might give it
a new name.
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-Mors vincit omnia,
-Ooh.
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-acclinis falsis
-(demonic growling)
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animus mellora rucusat.
Porkits...
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Perniciem?
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-Solet...
-(growling)
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-Serin...
-Keep going, Max!
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-uh... Felicitus...
-(demonic snarl)
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Jones... Is that something?
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I think that's an actress.
The spell was your deal.
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I had the sacred ring of salt.
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(snarls)
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Hey! No! Aah!
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(snarls)
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Great. Great.
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Wait a second.
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It's sugar.
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Yeah.
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I had to cut it a little bit.
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Who has that much salt at home?
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, you guys do know that
your friend is a devil, right?
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They don't care.
They don't care.
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LaFREY: So, this is
the fifth case in a row
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that you two
have bungled.
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How did you screw this one up?
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(clears throat)
Well, you know,
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demons are tough.
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Think about it.
For thousands of years
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their number one enemy...
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-God.
-God.
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The man upstairs.
And he's no slouch.
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And, you know, he's barely
been able to make a dent.
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Well, you just have an excuse
for everything, don't you?
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-Well... -Let's see,
last week it was that, uh,
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"Swamp cephalopods
are too slippery."
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-Plus, they smell
like fish booty. -Leroy,
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have you completely forgotten
all of your LAPD training?
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Criminal behavior's predictable.
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If the wife is dead,
the husband did it.
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Arsonists return
to the scene of the crime.
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Yeah, and shoplifters
steal mostly orange stuff.
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Little piece of info from the
new Malcolm Gladwell. No biggie.
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LEROY: In this job,
the rules are different.
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You can kill this thing
with silver bullets,
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but these things over here
you got to trap
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inside a mirror, make 'em
say their name backwards.
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I yearn for the simple pleasures
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of chasing a crackhead
through a farmers' market.
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So what you're saying is
you're not sure
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that you're right for this job.
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No, no. Hold on. No, I...
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I didn't hear that.
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I don't... I don't think I did.
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Look, we are in a slump, okay?
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But, you know,
this is where we belong.
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I mean, y-your top agent, he
asked for us by name, remember?
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Yes, I do remember that, Max.
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And I would really like to ask
Agent Checker why he said that,
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but you know what, I can't,
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because you two
haven't found him yet.
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That is true.
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But we-we have some solid leads.
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-Right, Leroy?
-I started using his dentist.
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-What?
-He did such a gentle cleaning.
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All right, look, you two
are benched until you've
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-gone through a full
performance evaluation. -What?!
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(blowing whistle)
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-Geez, Annie...
-That way.
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BARRY:
Cryptids--
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how do we identify them?
How do we kill them?
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Is it ever all right
to make love to them?
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Okay, you can't be helping him.
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* Bits and pieces and magic *
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* From the hand we're making *
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-(whistle blows)
-* Weird science, science *
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* Ooh, things
I've never seen before... *
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My knee hurts.
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Targets can be identified
and tracked
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by their unique
energy signatures.
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Humans, animals,
various combinations.
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-That a chupacabra?
-Very good, Leroy.
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-Go!
-(grunting)
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* Is it real? *
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Come on, Max!
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(whispers):
I didn't want to get dirty.
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-What's that thing? -Some of the
space agencies identify those
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as glitches.
Some of our satellites are junk.
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Come on! Faster!
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* It's my creation *
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-Yeah!
-(yells)
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-We crushed it!
-Nailed it to the wall,
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-then nailed the wall to
the side of a mountain! -Yeah!
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These are the worst test results
we've ever seen.
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BARRY:
Yeah. You were 50% lower
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than the next worst recruit.
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-What?
-And they were kangaroos.
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-ANNIE: Captain LaFrey
is not gonna like this. -Yeah.
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On the flip side, I'm willing
to lie and change everything.
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I'm very loyal.
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I almost went to prison
for my cousin.
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That's okay.
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LaFrey was right.
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We're not meant for this job.
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-Wha... -I'm gonna go
in there, thank her
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for the opportunity,
and then have myself a "me day."
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Probably go
to the Turkish bath,
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-get my plotz on.
-Wha... Hold on.
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Before anyone starts...
plotzing,
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-we need to talk about this.
-Max. It's over.
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Okay, partner meeting.
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I'm calling an emergency
partner meeting right now.
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Let's go. Come on.
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Leroy, listen, you can't tell me
you're gonna let some evaluation
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tell us if we're supposed
to be here or not.
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Man, those are just numbers.
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This is our destiny.
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I don't believe in destiny.
Numbers, on the other hand,
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are the basis
of everything I believe in:
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money, bingo,
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and winning money at bingo.
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I'm dope at bingo.
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Aren't you the least bit curious
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as to why Checker chose us
in the first place?
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Maybe he faked his abduction
to avoid paying off a debt.
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Maybe he's on Pitbull's yacht
in St. Barts
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-laughing at us.
-Oh, my God.
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Y-You sound... you sound crazy.
Do you know that?
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-You're crazy.
-Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Okay, so I'm the crazy one now.
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All right, well,
you know what I'm not gonna do?
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I'm not gonna stay
somewhere I don't belong
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just because I feel like
I'm some kind of special,
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-magical, chosen person.
-Oh, that's great.
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That's great, Leroy. Why
don't you just go back, then?
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Go back to the "regular world,"
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where everything
you can't understand
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is just waved off
as some sort of hoax
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or hallucination or glitch.
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Leroy!
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Okay, so the night
Checker was abducted,
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we saw that big bald guy
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just ejecting all of this
energy up into the ship.
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Right? Well, I think that
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that energy is
the alien species,
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and they were using the bald guy
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and whoever else as hosts.
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Okay, so you think Checker
is walking around
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with an alien
inside him somewhere.
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He hasn't shown up
on any of our surveillance.
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Well, yeah,
because anyone walking around
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with that kind of energy
inside them
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isn't gonna show up as human
on any of our sensors.
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-LEROY: It would read
as a glitch. -Exactly.
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-That's from six months ago.
-Come on, Max,
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it's an interesting theory,
but this all seems random.
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Okay.
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Does that seem random?
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MAX:
That's from last night.
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Zoom into that cluster
and put up the satellite view.
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LEROY:
Recognize him?
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MAX:
Oh, my God.
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That's the guy
from the fro-yo place.
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What? No.
That's Checker.
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-MAX: No.
-LEROY: Yeah.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
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BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
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(Leroy laughs)
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What the hell's going on?
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-Oh, hey. Hey.
-Hi. Hey.
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I was just looking
for my contact lens.
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-There it is. Right there.
-Oh. Thanks, Leroy.
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Leroy, I thought you were done
with the Bureau.
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-Something came up. -We had to
look for my contact lens.
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-Yeah.
-So I was like,
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"Hey, man, will you
help me out?"
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I was like,
"Yeah, I'll help you..."
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Okay, just stop.
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Tell me what's going on.
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(gasps)
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Oh, my God, it's...
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MAX and LEROY:
Shh...
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I'm so excited, I could dance.
I could dance so hard.
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But I'm a professional.
Please, carry on.
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-Okay...
-No one can know about this.
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Well, you know I have to tell
Captain LaFrey.
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Annie, listen, all we need is
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five hours to follow this lead,
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and if we come back
empty-handed,
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then we'll personally
deliver this
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and our test scores to LaFrey
and accept our fate.
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We need this.
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Five hours.
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-You're the best.
-Thank you.
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MAX: We're finally here.
We are finally
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on our way to finding Checker.
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We're finally gonna...
I don't know, get some answers.
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-We mig find Checker.
-Well...
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And even if we do and
your theory is correct,
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that could be much, much worse.
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Dude was a badass
before he had alien strength.
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00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,620
Alien strength?
What... What's that?
248
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,354
How do we know he's even strong?
249
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,756
What, you think aliens are weak?
250
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,057
How do we know they're not weak?
I mean, see,
251
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,058
that's what I'm saying,
we don't know.
252
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,426
Dude, we saw an alien.
253
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,961
He punched through the wall,
remember?
254
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,295
Well, he was a really big guy,
255
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,231
and that was a very
old wall, Leroy.
256
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,465
I mean, you know,
we don't know these things.
257
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,467
-Really?
-Yeah, really.
258
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,070
Listen, we can handle
whatever's thrown at us.
259
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:34,241
You're a badass, Leroy.
I'm a badass.
260
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,909
We're badasses. Okay?
261
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,377
Look, I don't know
if you know this,
262
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,780
but around the office,
our nickname,
263
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,883
as a duo:
The Badass Brothers.
264
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:47,087
Aren't you more a badass
by association? BABA.
265
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,657
Look, there is no possible way
we're gonna get our jobs back
266
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,792
unless we do something right.
267
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,462
Max, once this is over,
I'm done with the Bureau.
268
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,764
-No, n-n-n-no.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
269
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,166
No, n-n-n-no. Leroy,
you cannot say that.
270
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:03,103
You cannot tell me you are done
with this place. Okay?
271
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,439
If we do find Checker, will you
at least be willing to admit
272
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:10,978
that maybe, just maybe,
this was meant to be?
273
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,346
That we were meant to be.
274
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,248
Right now, I'm just focusing on
finding the guy
275
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,583
that got me into this.
276
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,518
Think that was a yes.
277
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,688
(radio on,
rapid mariachi music blaring)
278
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,291
Huh. I guess there's not much
going on out here, huh?
279
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,994
Leave it there. Leave it there.
I kind of dig it, actually.
280
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,162
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me too. Yeah.
281
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,664
*
282
00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,666
Yeah, this is good stuff.
283
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,506
(whispers): So, you think all of
these people were abducted
284
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,608
and have aliens inside of them?
285
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,112
MAX:
Yes, I do.
286
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,681
Wish I could tell you what the
hell they were doing, though.
287
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:52,519
Man... I mean, that dude just
looks like someone's dad.
288
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,221
MAX:
Yeah, totally.
289
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,824
(imitating nerdy clerk):
"This, uh, 401K
290
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,225
"really chaps my hide.
291
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,960
"Someone get me my
cholesterol medicine,
292
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,661
please. Mm-hmm."
293
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,664
Here. Ooh, ooh, let me see,
let me see.
294
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,735
Oh, check her out. (high voice):
"Oh, oh, my kittens.
295
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,036
"Where are my kittens?
296
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,670
I don't know what to do
with my kittens..."
297
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,405
She has so many kittens.
It's crazy.
298
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,007
We shouldn't be doing this.
299
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,375
These people are going through
a horrible ordeal.
300
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,344
You're probably right abo...
301
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,379
(loud power surge)
302
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,191
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
303
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,298
(thunderous whoosh)
304
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,471
-Hello, boys.
-Whoa!
305
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,775
No.
306
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,376
Don't move.
307
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,412
You guys shouldn't have come.
308
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,081
How you doing?
309
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,616
I can't believe it's him.
What do we do?
310
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,786
Grab the handcuffs out
of my back left pocket.
311
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,687
Okay.
312
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,423
-Back left pants pocket!
-Okay.
313
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,793
LEROY: How high do you
wear your pants?
314
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,297
I don't... I don't know
how to use handcuffs, I...
315
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,364
Well, I can't do the cuffs
and the gun.
316
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,933
You do it. You do it.
317
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,601
I can't do the cuffs
and the gun-- I got the gun.
318
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:18,038
I can't... I don't...
Okay. Okay.
319
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,873
Don't move, or I swear...
320
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,942
(unearthly shriek)
321
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,791
I'll go get the gun!
322
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,159
Don't announce it.
323
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,041
LEROY:
Shwaaa!
324
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,146
Oh, my God, Leroy,
you kicked his head off.
325
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,615
I didn't know you could
kick shwaa.
326
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,851
LEROY:
Grab the head, let's go.
327
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454
Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
(panting)
328
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,456
(mariachi music blaring)
329
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,125
*
330
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,427
-LEROY: Damn!
-MAX: Oh. Gun it!
331
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,463
Gun-Gun it! Gun it!
332
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,534
-Do it again.
-What?
333
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,103
Reverse it.
Back over the body.
334
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,337
You have to make sure it's dead!
335
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,542
Ah... (panting)
336
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,544
Cool?
337
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,680
Maybe just once more
for good measure?
338
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,116
(both crying out)
339
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,186
Man, I think I messed up
the suspension.
340
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,190
Aah. Ugh!
341
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,695
I cannot believed
you armed those idiots.
342
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,397
Where the hell have
you two been, huh?
343
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,966
Do you have any idea what kind
of trouble you are in?
344
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,334
LEROY:
We found Checker.
345
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,003
(Checker sustains
monotonous note)
346
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,037
Surprise.
347
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,175
(monotonous drone)
348
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,412
So, it seems they're using
human being as hosts.
349
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,746
-There were eight just like him.
-(drone continuing)
350
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,015
Just one...
One sec, one sec, uh...
351
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,383
LEROY:
Hey, that's my banana.
352
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,552
-LaFREY: There we go.
-(droning stops) -BARRY: Okay.
353
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,322
So this device should
temporarily neutralize
354
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,590
the aliens' energy
355
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,559
and allow our old pal Checker's
winning personality
356
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,594
to shine through.
357
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,663
Or it will just melt his brain,
358
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,598
and goo will just come out
of his ears. Okay?
359
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,567
Ready. One,
360
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,070
two, three.
361
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,371
(whirring)
362
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,913
-(grunts)
-LaFREY: Agent Checker?
363
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,448
What? What?
364
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,615
Where the-where the hell am I?
365
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,850
Agent Checker, calm down, okay?
366
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,952
It's Captain LaFrey.
367
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,753
-Who?
-Captain LaFrey.
368
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,355
-Captain LaFrey?
-Yeah.
369
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,024
We have reason to believe
that you were abducted
370
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,060
by some form
of extraterrestrial.
371
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,194
CHECKER:
What?
372
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,395
W-Where the hell is my body?
373
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,530
Is it... is it okay?
374
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,799
Of course it's okay.
His body's okay, right?
375
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,868
Um... Yeah.
376
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,304
-Yeah, it's terrific. Congrats.
-(chuckles)
377
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,274
Hi, Agent Checker,
I'm Max Jennifer.
378
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,242
We have a lot
of questions for you.
379
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,877
Wait a minute.
380
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,280
Professor Jennifer.
381
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,914
Detective Wright.
382
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,283
You guys found me.
383
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,484
This is good.
384
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,987
This is very good.
385
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,221
Okay, why is that good?
386
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,223
And w-why did you want us?
387
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,825
CHECKER: It looks like
I don't have much time,
388
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,594
so I'll get started.
389
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,229
Before my abduction,
I uploaded the evidence
390
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,898
that I discovered
of these alien beings
391
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,734
in my own private,
encrypted server.
392
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,503
I call this alien race
the Illuminescents.
393
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,806
They possess the ability to
travel through the multiverse.
394
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,641
In parallel universes, they
already conquered many versions
395
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,244
-of Earth similar to ours.
-Similar to ours?
396
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,580
CHECKER: And as you can see,
some haven't fared so well.
397
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,816
Now, I don't know what their
endgame is, but the aliens
398
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,185
possess our bodies, our minds,
399
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,853
they use up our resources,
400
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,924
leave the Earth in a state
of total destruction.
401
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,792
Okay, but, again, why us?
I mean,
402
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,861
-what do we have to do with
this? -Well, in every reality
403
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,763
where the aliens invaded Earth,
404
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,666
you two came the closest
to stopping them.
405
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,868
Us? Me and him?
406
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,603
Max Jennifer and Leroy Wright?
407
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,972
-A mall cop
and a bookstore clerk? -Okay.
408
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,508
In one reality, you're a lawyer,
you're a truck driver.
409
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,177
Another, you two run
a successful
410
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,645
doggie daycare business
together. That's not the point.
411
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,980
What matters is that
every single time,
412
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,317
you two always come the closest
to stopping them.
413
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,952
The "closest to stopping them"?
414
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,521
Like, we almost save the world,
415
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,023
but everyone dies anyway?
416
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,159
What do the other us-es
do wrong?
417
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,693
W-What... Should we
start working out?
418
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,994
Take karate lessons?
419
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,396
-Hot yoga?
-(whirring)
420
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,997
W-What, like, can you tell us
421
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,199
something that'll help us?
422
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,868
(distorted):
S... S-Stop...
423
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,370
Claire...
424
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,138
Jennifer.
425
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,906
M-My wife? Wait, wha...
426
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,075
What are you talking about?
427
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,942
(electricity sparking)
428
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,912
(alien voice):
Your world is ours.
429
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,715
-Prepare to die.
-Whoa!
430
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,051
-LEROY: Do something! -Hey, hey,
give me the, uh, Taser.
431
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,852
-This thing is going to explode.
-LEROY: Max! -Okay.
432
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,054
MAX:
Annie, do something with this!
433
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,155
-What?
-LaFREY: Annie, you're up.
434
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,190
Come on, get going!
435
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,525
Uh, we can create
an EMP cannon,
436
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,827
and it should decimate
the head's charge.
437
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,928
MAX:
It's gonna blow.
438
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,430
Give me the damn gun!
439
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,300
Good night, sweet prince.
440
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,579
LaFREY: He was a true hero,
and will be missed.
441
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,218
Seems like a cool guy.
442
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,086
He had a cool accent.
443
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,955
I felt like, if he had a body,
444
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,125
I-I would've wanted to hug him.
445
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,926
He had cool jackets.
446
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,062
That's-that's a...
enviable attribute.
447
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,264
LaFREY:
Shut up.
448
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,933
You disobeyed my orders,
449
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,469
you brought a hostile entity
into this bureau
450
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,637
and you were involved
451
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,440
in the death of a beloved agent.
452
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,109
Oh, and I'm gonna get rid of my
Far Side calendar and have one
453
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,744
made of these: your test scores,
454
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,946
because that's how funny
they are.
455
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,448
Who cares about test scores?
456
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,883
We just found out
we are the chosen ones.
457
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,618
Yeah, but what if we're not?
458
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,955
I mean, we probably aren't.
459
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,126
I mean, these things,
they have been coming
460
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,727
and destroying our planet
461
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,265
over and over again
for who knows how long?
462
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,334
With power beyond
our comprehension, Leroy.
463
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,903
I don't think you get it.
464
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,105
It's over.
465
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,641
Do you know what the odds are
that we're the Max and Leroy
466
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,244
that are finally gonna
stop them? I do.
467
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,313
Okay? Look.
468
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,519
24%? That's not bad, actually.
469
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,822
Oh, sorry, that's the APR
on this credit card.
470
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,926
-MAX: There you go.
-Point zero, zero, zero, zer...
471
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,496
You know what, Max?
I don't care about that.
472
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,097
Here's what I get:
473
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,301
it's not about the odds,
it's about faith.
474
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,870
You're the one that taught me
to believe in the unbelievable.
475
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,539
And right now,
I'm choosing to believe
476
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,441
in the most unbelievable thing
of all,
477
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,543
and that's you and I
478
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,513
may be humanity's best hope.
479
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,616
I hate to admit it, Max,
but I think he's right.
480
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,285
So what's it gonna be, Max?
481
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,487
You gonna go back to your job
at the bookstore?
482
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,524
Quietly wait for the apocalypse,
483
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,393
while racking up high interest
rate credit card debt?
484
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:24,364
Or are you and I gonna show
Agent Checker
485
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,599
his sacrifice meant something?
486
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,337
Well...
487
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,171
Bookstore's closed anyway.
488
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,407
I mean, print's dead.
489
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,745
My man.
490
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,484
All right, you two chosen ones.
491
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,486
Go home and get some rest.
492
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,221
You're back in the field
tomorrow.
493
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,190
Yes, ma'am.
494
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,929
Query:
495
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,066
are you guys
still officially married?
496
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,701
We are.
497
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,902
(sighs)
498
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,371
Okay.
499
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,739
I don't want to overstep
my bounds here,
500
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,442
but you might want to consider
filing for divorce,
501
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,878
on the grounds that your wife
may be part of a plot
502
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,913
to end humankind as we know it.
503
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,782
Yeah, that's a pretty good call.
504
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,784
Oh, uh, hey,
505
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:21,220
what do you think of the name
"the Illuminescents"?
506
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,722
-For the aliens?
-Yeah.
507
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,791
-No disrespect to Checker,
but... -Right.
508
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,093
Sounds like opening band
at a prog rock festival.
509
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,761
-Yeah.
-You know? I'd just go with...
510
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,597
-Zappers.
-Zappers.
511
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,231
Yeah. Yeah, that's...
no, that's cool. Yeah.
512
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,233
I-I mean, I was just...
off the top of my head,
513
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,035
I was thinking, the Energons?
514
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,937
You want it to be defeatable.
You want it to sound like...
515
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,573
Y-You could tell people,
"Hey, the Zappers are coming.
516
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,741
We got this."
517
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,209
Which I'm not sure we want?
518
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,977
Just because, do we want
to c-cushion the blow,
519
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,613
or do we want people
to be careful, or...
520
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,214
I mean, it just depends
on what you want.
521
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,417
Energons is like,
"Oh, uh, oh, my God, uh...
522
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,485
It's... We're doomed."
Everybody's gonna go crazy.
523
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,387
We need it to not be chaos.
524
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,756
MAX: Okay. I mean,
I think "the Energons"
525
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,058
puts the appropriate
amount of fear...
526
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,893
Oh, Max.
527
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,463
What's going to happen to us?
528
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,664
MAX:
Good night.
529
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,499
LEROY:
Good night, Max.
530
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,206
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Media Access Group at WGBH
531
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,411
You've explored the paranormal
with Ghosted.
532
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,847
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.
533
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,518
It's time we fly
this old bird.
534
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,488
* It feels good *
535
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,424
MULDER: I want to believe.
I would just like to see.
536
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,191
I can help you.
537
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,193
* It feels good *
538
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,828
-You want to do
the honors, Alan?
-Yeah!
539
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,196
No, you never
touch this.
540
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,998
* You know it feels good *
541
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,633
-(shrieks)
-* It feels good *
542
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,602
* Oh, you know it feels good *
543
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,671
Let's do it.
544
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,006
Everything you thought
you knew about medicine
is wrong.
545
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,043
Unbelievable.
546
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,679
* It feels good *
547
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,716
Last season ended with,
it looked like,
the end of the world.
548
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:02,422
Scully was on a bridge,
looking up towards...
549
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,158
what may have been a UFO.
550
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,731
There was some kind of pandemic
that was sweeping the world.
551
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,033
Mulder was dying.
552
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,505
It was quite unlike anything
we'd ever done before.
553
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,807
We're not used to Scully
looking up at UFO's.
554
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,476
We're not used to looking
at Mulder at death's door.
555
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,212
So those were the big questions
that needed to be answered,
556
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:30,082
and I think we have
a really interesting
dramatic solution.
557
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,920
-(cries out)
-We want to save humanity.
558
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,656
MULDER: You want to see
blood in the streets.
559
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,825
Mulder! They know
that we know!
560
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,428
-(laughing maniacally)
-MAN: He needs the boy,
Mr. Mulder.
561
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,430
My son
is none of your business.
562
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,233
William.
563
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,970
I'm asking you to betray
the whole human race.
Do you mind if I smoke?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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