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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,547 --> 00:00:15,784 Oh, for... Asshooooooole! 2 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:18,320 Why's everybody pissed at me? 3 00:00:18,355 --> 00:00:21,323 I'm the one with no parachute, in a plane that can't land. 4 00:00:22,526 --> 00:00:24,826 - Which... - Well?! 5 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:29,297 - What do we do now?! - I mean, pretty much just this! 6 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,066 She means how do we land?! 7 00:00:31,101 --> 00:00:33,802 Oh. Yeah, that's this whole big thing. 8 00:00:33,837 --> 00:00:35,557 - What do you mean?! - Gott im Himmel... 9 00:00:35,592 --> 00:00:37,339 You need, like, training! 10 00:00:37,374 --> 00:00:39,074 - So train us! - Ja! 11 00:00:39,076 --> 00:00:40,676 Okay, okay, uh.... 12 00:00:40,677 --> 00:00:42,611 Okay, the first thing you wanna do 13 00:00:42,646 --> 00:00:45,480 is get out your notebooks and two number two pencils! 14 00:00:45,516 --> 00:00:47,249 - What?! - Was?! 15 00:00:47,284 --> 00:00:49,651 Wait, shit, that was the classroom portion... 16 00:00:49,686 --> 00:00:51,386 - Gott verdamme dich! - Which... 17 00:00:51,388 --> 00:00:55,491 - I mean, even if we had pencils... - Tell us what to do! 18 00:00:55,492 --> 00:00:57,526 Okay, when you're about to hit the ground, 19 00:00:57,561 --> 00:00:59,261 you just kinda go limp! 20 00:00:59,296 --> 00:01:01,665 Limp? Heh. Oh right, like this guy 21 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,796 doesn't know what "limp" means, am I right, ladies? 22 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,201 - Crackerrrrs! - Oh, my God... 23 00:01:06,236 --> 00:01:08,103 - Was ist "limp"?! - Relax! 24 00:01:08,138 --> 00:01:11,406 - How?! - It means relax! 25 00:01:11,442 --> 00:01:13,475 - Heh. Dipshit. - Right? 26 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:16,344 But can we get a little more detail?! 27 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:20,382 Jesus, lady, okay! Your knees are kinda bent, 28 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,884 and right when you hit the ground, 29 00:01:21,885 --> 00:01:23,852 you relax and just fall over sideways, 30 00:01:23,887 --> 00:01:26,588 and kinda roll from your feet, up your legs, 31 00:01:26,623 --> 00:01:30,592 and then... Well, shit. 32 00:01:30,627 --> 00:01:33,095 Okay, Princess Highpockets, you're up. 33 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,063 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, waaaaiii... 34 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:39,301 Jesus, people, how hard is it to... Waaaaaaagh! 35 00:01:39,336 --> 00:01:41,203 Ungh! Oof! Nnngh! 36 00:01:41,238 --> 00:01:43,705 Oh, man. I had something about, like... 37 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:48,639 flying is for the birds? No, it's gone. 38 00:01:56,186 --> 00:02:00,056 Goddamn it. C'mon, ya son of a... 39 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,062 - Idiocy. - Hellllp! 40 00:02:06,063 --> 00:02:07,497 Get me down! 41 00:02:07,498 --> 00:02:09,231 - Shhhh! - Now! 42 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:12,834 I will but quit yelling. 43 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:14,636 We're not currently 44 00:02:14,671 --> 00:02:16,738 - at the top of the food chain. - Sorry! 45 00:02:16,773 --> 00:02:19,141 Now relax, you're gonna be fine. 46 00:02:19,176 --> 00:02:22,878 - Helllllllp! - Him, on the other hand... 47 00:02:24,214 --> 00:02:27,200 Heh. Yikes. That's enough to make any guy 48 00:02:27,201 --> 00:02:29,688 go limp, am I right, ladies? 49 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:33,456 - Shut up, bird. - Eh. 50 00:03:07,702 --> 00:03:11,127 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 51 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:13,764 Promise me! 52 00:03:13,765 --> 00:03:15,032 Bocados de mierda. 53 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:16,533 I promise I will catch you. 54 00:03:16,534 --> 00:03:18,234 Well, you'd better. It's a crime 55 00:03:18,236 --> 00:03:20,036 to harm a member of the royal family! 56 00:03:20,071 --> 00:03:21,971 What, ya gonna arrest the ground? 57 00:03:22,006 --> 00:03:24,941 - Oh, so you can crack wise, but... - Bird? 58 00:03:24,976 --> 00:03:26,643 Okay... 59 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:29,712 - One... two... threeeeek! - Oof! 60 00:03:29,748 --> 00:03:33,883 My goodness. I didn't realize you were so strong... 61 00:03:33,918 --> 00:03:37,220 Yeah, state cheese-toss champ, five years runnin'. 62 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:39,322 But don't get any ideas, sister. 63 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:42,225 Wh... ?! Now, just you wait one minute! 64 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:44,260 Because what the hell is a cheese toss? 65 00:03:44,295 --> 00:03:45,896 What, seriously?! 66 00:03:45,897 --> 00:03:48,231 Verdammte Idioten! 67 00:03:48,266 --> 00:03:53,035 - How do I get down from here?! - I mean, you just unbuckle it and. 68 00:03:53,071 --> 00:03:55,404 - Wh... ?! Are you mad?! - No. 69 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:59,242 - I will fall! - You don't really have a choice! 70 00:03:59,277 --> 00:04:00,944 Of course I do! I will stay here! 71 00:04:00,945 --> 00:04:05,048 - Mkay. - What, no! We can't leave him here, he's... 72 00:04:05,049 --> 00:04:07,316 vital to our fledgling breadfruit industry! 73 00:04:07,352 --> 00:04:09,552 Which is... fledgling! 74 00:04:09,587 --> 00:04:11,521 So then that's probably bad... 75 00:04:13,358 --> 00:04:15,025 Aw, man... 76 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:17,994 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, 77 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:23,242 sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, schlaaaange! 78 00:04:25,303 --> 00:04:28,671 Hih, hih, hih, hih, hih, hiiiiiilfe! 79 00:04:28,706 --> 00:04:31,607 If it's not one frickin' thing with you people, it's another. 80 00:04:31,643 --> 00:04:36,479 - Do you have a plan? - I do, actually. 81 00:04:41,519 --> 00:04:43,686 Okay, Lucy, here's the plan... 82 00:04:43,721 --> 00:04:46,556 Mitimotu is here, but with the wheels stuck down, 83 00:04:46,591 --> 00:04:50,726 the closest airstrip we can land on is on Motu Papa... here. 84 00:04:50,762 --> 00:04:54,197 Which is west-northwest, a heading of 295 degrees. 85 00:04:54,232 --> 00:04:56,132 Let's call it 320 nautical miles. 86 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,734 Airspeed 110, burn rate 50 per, 87 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:02,271 call it 55 with the wheels down, if we run it lean... 88 00:05:02,307 --> 00:05:04,307 and if the fuel pump holds, 89 00:05:04,342 --> 00:05:06,976 'cause if it doesn't, none of this shit matters... 90 00:05:07,011 --> 00:05:09,078 tailwind is 5... 91 00:05:09,113 --> 00:05:12,248 fuel-weight ratio, rho times alpha, then lift-to-drag, 92 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:15,418 where W is force in newtons, which means... 93 00:05:15,453 --> 00:05:18,554 if we catch a few breaks and the tailwind holds, 94 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:21,825 our maximum range is... Goddamn it! 95 00:05:21,826 --> 00:05:24,493 Rrrraagh! 96 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:27,196 Great. Now that's broken. 97 00:05:27,232 --> 00:05:31,868 Zat cannot be your plan! 98 00:05:31,903 --> 00:05:34,937 Well, if you'd hit the stupid buckle when I told you to... 99 00:05:36,941 --> 00:05:39,075 That's his tongue on my face, isn't it? 100 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:41,277 Okay, Fritz, hang tight... 101 00:05:41,312 --> 00:05:42,779 - Badumbump. - Bird? 102 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,448 You can't shoot the snake! 103 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:46,482 Why not?! They slither into our nests, 104 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:49,018 they eat our eggs, they eat our chicks! 105 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:53,023 - I meant. She could hit Fuchs. - I stand by my statement. 106 00:05:53,024 --> 00:05:55,626 Don't worry, Princess, I'm not shootin' at the snake... 107 00:05:55,627 --> 00:05:57,127 Warte, was?! 108 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:58,861 Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein... 109 00:06:02,934 --> 00:06:04,334 Neeeeeeiiiiiiinnngh! 110 00:06:21,819 --> 00:06:23,519 - Oh, man! - Santa mierda. 111 00:06:24,622 --> 00:06:27,557 - Is he...? - I mean... 112 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:32,295 Get me... ze hell out of heeerrre! 113 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:36,832 Bien s�r, mon amie, avec plaisir. 114 00:06:36,868 --> 00:06:41,304 - Don't you want to know why? - Non. Just how much. 115 00:06:41,339 --> 00:06:43,773 Quelle chance. The perfect amount. 116 00:06:43,808 --> 00:06:45,275 Apr�s toi. 117 00:06:45,276 --> 00:06:47,209 But since you mentioned "why"... 118 00:06:47,245 --> 00:06:50,579 Oh, but "why" is such a troublesome question, 119 00:06:50,615 --> 00:06:52,049 though, don't you agree? 120 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:54,383 I mean, once you start pulling threads, 121 00:06:54,419 --> 00:06:56,319 there's no telling where it'll end. 122 00:06:56,354 --> 00:06:59,155 One minute you're wearing a lovely cable-knit sweater, 123 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,424 and the next there's a pile of yarn on the floor, 124 00:07:01,459 --> 00:07:03,426 and you're standing there... 125 00:07:05,296 --> 00:07:09,410 Jesus "What Is The H. For" Christ... 126 00:07:11,903 --> 00:07:15,494 And you can keep your stupid turnip... 127 00:07:21,746 --> 00:07:24,417 I'm not hungry. 128 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:29,833 - Mes bonbons! - Your what?! 129 00:07:30,769 --> 00:07:33,604 Cochon stupide! Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?! 130 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:35,195 C'�tait un cadeau de ma m�re! 131 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,407 - You... - De Paris! 132 00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:38,508 C'�tait! De! Paris! 133 00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:43,080 - You said I could have one! - Yes, one! One, you... cow bitch! 134 00:07:43,115 --> 00:07:45,115 I didn't know which one I wanted! 135 00:07:47,841 --> 00:07:49,220 Out! 136 00:07:49,221 --> 00:07:50,721 - What? - Out! Out, out, out, out, out, out, out! 137 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:53,123 No! It's some kind of ruse, 138 00:07:53,158 --> 00:07:54,858 you're going to shoot me in the back, or, or... 139 00:07:54,893 --> 00:07:58,479 It's not a ruse, I paid your bail! 140 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:02,056 Oh. Well then. 141 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:08,464 - Hmph. - But now wait a minute, Miss Thing... 142 00:08:09,675 --> 00:08:12,336 On n'a plus besoin de navet! 143 00:08:18,617 --> 00:08:21,818 Hey, come on... Chin up, Archer... 144 00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:23,387 Y-You've been in tougher scrapes. 145 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:25,188 Huh? Remember the Andes? 146 00:08:25,224 --> 00:08:26,557 Paso de Muerte? 147 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:30,004 C'mon, death was right there in the name. 148 00:08:30,039 --> 00:08:34,098 All those dogfights over Spain against the Condor Legion? Remember? 149 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:36,600 This guy knows what I'm talking about. 150 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,437 So if the Andes couldn't kill me, 151 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:41,973 and the krauts couldn't kill me, 152 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:44,441 I mean, I know it's kinda hard to grasp, but... 153 00:08:44,476 --> 00:08:47,444 I might be immortal. 154 00:08:47,479 --> 00:08:52,482 I! Am! Immortal! 155 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:56,519 Jesus Christ... 156 00:08:56,555 --> 00:09:01,021 - I am dying! - Shut up, you're not dying, 157 00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:02,225 you just got a couple busted ribs. 158 00:09:02,261 --> 00:09:04,127 And probably a punctured lung. 159 00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:05,496 - Was?! - Bird?! 160 00:09:05,497 --> 00:09:08,165 - What, we were all thinking it. - No one is thinking that! 161 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:10,300 - He is. - Ja, I am now! 162 00:09:10,335 --> 00:09:12,135 See?! 163 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:15,706 I feel like, if I have to remind you people 164 00:09:15,707 --> 00:09:17,407 how much you need to shut the hell up, 165 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:19,442 I'm gonna lose my temper! 166 00:09:19,478 --> 00:09:21,511 Well, and I think I speak for the group, 167 00:09:21,546 --> 00:09:23,413 I feel like you already have. 168 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,049 - Ja, und me also. - So do I, actually. 169 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:27,917 Well, if you think I'm mad now? 170 00:09:27,953 --> 00:09:30,620 Wait 'til I'm gettin' shit out of a dragon. 171 00:09:30,656 --> 00:09:31,822 - Wait, what? - Huh? Was? 172 00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:32,990 Ahem. 173 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:34,659 - Oka atua! - Holy birdshit! 174 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,793 Was?! Was ist los?! 175 00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:40,363 Yeah, so listen, I'm probably gonna head out? Grrrk! 176 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:46,936 - But then what would I use for bait? - Cheese? 177 00:09:46,972 --> 00:09:52,375 There we are, a nice cool glass of pastis, to... 178 00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:54,111 whet the appetite. 179 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:56,980 - For what? - New experiences? 180 00:09:57,015 --> 00:10:00,050 - You realize I can't pay for this. - Mm-hmm... 181 00:10:00,085 --> 00:10:02,052 Or pay you back for bailing me out. 182 00:10:02,087 --> 00:10:05,322 Which reminds me, why'd you do that? 183 00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:08,191 Well, you said it yourself, you're stranded here, 184 00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:10,860 abandoned by the husband you cuckolded, 185 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:14,698 thousands of miles from New York, where you're a disgrace, 186 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:18,602 - an outcast, a laughingstock... - All right. Jesus. 187 00:10:18,603 --> 00:10:21,071 ...you're a vagrant, without a franc to your name, 188 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:23,640 so Reynaud can arrest you again whenever he wants, 189 00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:26,743 and I doubt he'd lose much sleep over it... 190 00:10:26,778 --> 00:10:29,680 Framboise... noix de coco... 191 00:10:29,681 --> 00:10:32,316 cerise... 192 00:10:32,317 --> 00:10:33,851 Noisette! 193 00:10:33,852 --> 00:10:37,387 And so, even if you had a passport and a ticket out, 194 00:10:37,422 --> 00:10:40,824 if you're sitting in that rich, chocolatey jail cell... 195 00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:45,528 - I could be stuck here... forever! - Exactly. 196 00:10:45,564 --> 00:10:48,598 So why not make the most of it? 197 00:10:49,968 --> 00:10:54,437 I mean, it's not like you really have a choice, so... 198 00:10:58,377 --> 00:11:01,411 Plus, maybe you really are immortal. 199 00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:04,948 That'd explain a lot. 200 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,155 - You want me to be a whore?! - No, not a whore! 201 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:17,160 Good heavens, no, you'd be more like... a courtesan. 202 00:11:17,195 --> 00:11:20,697 - Whom men pay for sex! - And sparkling conversation. 203 00:11:20,732 --> 00:11:23,600 - I... - And not just men, necessarily... 204 00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:25,535 - What?! - ...and actually they'd pay me... 205 00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:27,937 - Pfft! - ...and then I'd pay you. 206 00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:30,373 - A percentage. - A percentage?! 207 00:11:30,409 --> 00:11:32,142 Let's call it... 208 00:11:32,177 --> 00:11:35,445 Forty-nine feet! Wingtip to wingtip! 209 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,516 And I bet that's 50-feet wide. Right? Yeah, I bet that's 50... 210 00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:42,986 Which means we've got six inches to spare on both sides, Lucy. 211 00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:46,589 And you know I can do a lot with six inches! 212 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:50,059 Badum-pssh. Huh? Am I right, Luce? 213 00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:52,425 Lucy, am I right? 214 00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:58,468 Luce. Lucy... 215 00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:02,038 ? Lucille Goosille. ? 216 00:12:02,073 --> 00:12:04,474 Oh, okay, so then I guess just pout! 217 00:12:04,509 --> 00:12:07,210 But I would think it goes without saying, that it's 218 00:12:07,245 --> 00:12:11,481 also in your best interest if we don't crash and burn! 219 00:12:14,786 --> 00:12:17,221 Thank you! Jesus, was that so har... 220 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:24,260 You fat bitch. 221 00:12:27,232 --> 00:12:28,899 Fette Schlampe... 222 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,936 - That better mean "Thank you." - Nngh! It does not. 223 00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:34,572 That's okay, you can thank me 224 00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:36,306 if we get out of this with our skin on. 225 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:38,575 Which, what is taking you so long?! 226 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,211 Okay, hold your damn horses! 227 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,979 - Here! - Nein! I don't want zis! 228 00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:45,716 Nobody wants any of this. 229 00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:47,750 But everybody is gonna do their bit! 230 00:12:47,786 --> 00:12:49,752 Starting with you. Get up in those trees 231 00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:52,989 - and gimme some aerial recon. - Yep! Yep, yep, yep! 232 00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:56,726 And if you leave us here, I will find you, I will pluck you, 233 00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:59,362 I will slather your bumpy skin with olive oil and rosemary, 234 00:12:59,397 --> 00:13:02,232 and then I will shove a beer can up your asshole, 235 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:05,586 and roast your ancient carcass until it is golden brown 236 00:13:05,587 --> 00:13:08,806 - and goddamn delicious. - Yep. 237 00:13:08,807 --> 00:13:10,507 And how old are you, anyway? 238 00:13:10,509 --> 00:13:14,044 - Like, forty? - Eh. 239 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:18,515 Man, I had something about... 240 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:21,084 dead-stick... something? 241 00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:23,386 No, it's gone. 242 00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:26,389 Okay, Luce, it's now or never. 243 00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:29,192 - Never! - Oh, all right, sixty-forty! 244 00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,694 That... No! I will not be your whore! 245 00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,663 - Courtesan! - Whatever! I won't do it! 246 00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:36,132 - Because you will be in my jail! - What?! 247 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,468 Unless you can show me 100 francs 248 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:41,805 - or proof of onward voyage! - You know I don't have either! 249 00:13:41,806 --> 00:13:43,973 And I do not have my bonbons! 250 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:46,075 And so, madame... aprez-vous. 251 00:13:46,111 --> 00:13:48,845 And what if I say "no?" 252 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,982 - Sacre bleu! - Jesus Christ! 253 00:13:57,022 --> 00:14:02,972 Son of a... biiiiiiiiitch! 254 00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:05,595 Mon Dieu! C'est le volcane! 255 00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,897 It's not the volcano, you idiot! 256 00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:11,367 I hate this stupid islaaaand! 257 00:14:32,991 --> 00:14:35,458 - Jesus Christ. - Ow... 258 00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:37,860 So hey... 259 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,929 - What now? - Sterling! 260 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,565 Shut up, quick question, 261 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:44,033 how wide is the, uh, the street out there? 262 00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:48,206 - Forty feet? - Mm-hmm. 263 00:14:49,174 --> 00:14:53,273 Speaking of, you're good with 40? 264 00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:59,818 Oh, good, he's coming to. 265 00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:03,789 - Hooray. - Oh, shut up. And you, give him some air. 266 00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:07,959 Airspeed! Nose up! Flaps! Flaps! 267 00:15:10,971 --> 00:15:13,945 Holy shit, I really am immortal. 268 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:16,201 And also in serious trouble! 269 00:15:16,236 --> 00:15:19,104 Shut up. Where's Pam? She's gonna love this. 270 00:15:19,139 --> 00:15:22,474 She... There was nobody on the plane. 271 00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,476 So where is la princesse?! 272 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,845 Wait, no, no, no, they... they bailed out. 273 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,914 Jesus Christ, how long was I out?! 274 00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:30,949 - One hour? - Flew by. 275 00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:33,118 Oh my God, so they're out there in the jungle. 276 00:15:33,153 --> 00:15:35,922 - In the dark?! - Mon Dieu. 277 00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:39,658 So, what happens on Shithole Island when it gets dark? 278 00:15:39,693 --> 00:15:41,927 On three, I start blasting. 279 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:49,029 One... two... 280 00:15:50,938 --> 00:15:56,541 - Goddamn it. - I am genuinely sorry. 281 00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:58,977 But I am absolutely commandeering your vehicle, so... 282 00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:03,515 - No, I forbid you! You are insane! - Hm, your concerns are noted. 283 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,718 Putain! Oof! 284 00:16:05,719 --> 00:16:09,121 - Great. - Sterling! Be careful! 285 00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:14,380 - No! - Okay, one, two... 286 00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:18,330 Everybody try not to take a big greasy shit on me... 287 00:16:18,365 --> 00:16:21,234 - Ya know what? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 288 00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:23,768 What?! 289 00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:25,238 What if they're like sharks? 290 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,939 - They are! - Right? 291 00:16:26,974 --> 00:16:29,574 No, what if when you shoot one, 292 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:33,211 the smell of its blood sends the others into a feeding frenzy? 293 00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:36,214 - I'm gonna shoot the others. - No. All the others. 294 00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:39,352 Like if they can smell one drop of blood 295 00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:41,953 - from miles and miles away... - Mein Gott. 296 00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:44,122 There could be hundreds of them out there. 297 00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:46,124 - Thousands! - Who gives a shit?! 298 00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:49,161 - Was? - Me! 299 00:16:49,162 --> 00:16:51,229 - First of all, they're not like sharks... - Ehh... 300 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,965 In that way! And second of all, 301 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,876 any one of these big bastards could kill you! And the rest 302 00:16:56,911 --> 00:16:59,271 of 'em are just gonna be fightin' over your dead-ass bones! 303 00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,606 - Well... - I dunno... 304 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,941 - I vote we take a vote. - Second. 305 00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:05,810 I swear to God... 306 00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:07,779 Where are we going?! 307 00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:10,315 Well, they bailed out south of Tarako, so... 308 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,617 Le volcan?! Attention! 309 00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:16,321 - You must slow down! - Oh, this piece of shit can go slower?! 310 00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:20,125 Of course, you... Oh, le sarcasme. 311 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,794 Cognate! Nice! 312 00:17:23,463 --> 00:17:25,097 Anyway, if nobody's hurt 313 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,865 and Pam's got 'em headed in the right direction, 314 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,967 they should run right into this trail. 315 00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:33,172 If the serpents and lizards and cannibals don't run into them first! 316 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:34,540 Yeah, seems like a shitty place 317 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,341 for a breadfruit plantation, huh? 318 00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:38,243 - Breadfruit? Here? - Right? 319 00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:40,078 That's what I... 320 00:17:40,113 --> 00:17:42,426 Oh, shit! 321 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,685 Aaaaaaghhhhhh! 322 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:51,856 - I'm out! - We were supposed to vote! 323 00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:53,758 I voted no! Reloading! 324 00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:59,364 Oh man, there's even more of 'em! 325 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:02,000 - C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! - Gott im Himmel! 326 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:05,571 Nothing is worth this! I don't care about the idol! 327 00:18:05,572 --> 00:18:06,706 - Do what? - What idol? 328 00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,107 What? Wait, what, no. 329 00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:10,642 He said look... ooooouuut! 330 00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:13,546 Loaded! 331 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:20,352 - Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein! - They're everywhere! 332 00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:21,854 What the hell's in those bullets? 333 00:18:21,855 --> 00:18:23,722 - Reloading! - Lizard pheromones?! 334 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,859 I don't think so. Loaded! 335 00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:34,967 - What the hell are you doing here?! - Get in! 336 00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:38,172 Oh, right. Heavy barrellllll! 337 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:42,240 - Take that, lizard! - And that! 338 00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:54,185 - Okay, we're in! Go! - Whooooo! 339 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,888 _ 340 00:18:55,889 --> 00:18:58,357 - Slow down! - Oh, my God, all right. 341 00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:03,661 Oh, just like old days. 342 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:06,966 Oh, okay. 343 00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:09,334 Yeah, so, I guess no thanks necessary. 344 00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:10,636 - Danke, danke... - "Thank you!" 345 00:19:10,637 --> 00:19:12,337 - Well, I mean... - Bird? 346 00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:14,372 But... how did you find us? 347 00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:16,374 I dunno... just lucky, I guess. 348 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:17,676 Grace � Dieu... 349 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,811 And wait, where did you land? 350 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:24,261 Heh. Oh man, Pam, speaking of luck... 351 00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:31,990 So, you're all lined up, 352 00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:33,725 thinking, I've got 50 feet to work with... 353 00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:35,460 And I'm just 49, tip to tip... 354 00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:38,898 - And of course the fuel pump's out... - Yeah, so I'm, ya know... 355 00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:40,399 - Dead-stickin' it! - Right? 356 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,367 Yeah, so, but then you slam a wing 357 00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:44,169 into that first tree down there, 358 00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:46,471 and then it just sorta shitstorms on ya... 359 00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:49,271 - Well, yeah, because... - Because any asshole 360 00:19:49,365 --> 00:19:51,476 could tell that this street is not 50 feet wide, 361 00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:55,814 and even if it was, that only gives you 6 frickin' inches to spare! 362 00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:58,750 Right? And I actually had something for that, about, like... 363 00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:01,786 doing a lot with six inches, or like, it was like... 364 00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:04,422 Like, what if you'd fixed the goddamn fuel pump 365 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,125 so the crash never happened?! 366 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:10,462 Mmm-no, it was more like a dick jo... Oof. 367 00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:12,731 Yeah. 368 00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:21,039 Funny stuff. 369 00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:29,153 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 27579

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