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- Taylor wants to get
the advice column going again.
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- I don't feel like
the same person
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who wrote that anymore.
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- I'd love for you
to still write it
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as whoever you are now.
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- I'll think about it.
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- Rogue is not the only one
who's on Prozac.
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I've been taking it on and off
since I was in college
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for depression.
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Sometimes, it gets bad.
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I-I need you to understand
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that this isn't fixable.
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- You were weird at the party,
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and now you want
to go straight to bed.
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- You know, what never
makes me feel better
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is when my wife yells at me.
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- I'm not yelling at...
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You were right.
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There was a lot about him
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I didn't know.
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- You've done
that hike a hundred times.
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I want to believe
this was an accident,
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but I'm standing here,
looking down,
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and I just don't know.
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It was late in the afternoon,
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and I was...
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folding laundry,
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just trying to distract myself
from worrying,
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and I had all these, um,
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single, mismatched socks
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on my lap.
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I... I didn't want to be wasteful
and throw them away,
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even though I was never
gonna wear them
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without their matching pairs.
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Anyway, I, uh...
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I was leaving, uh,
another message
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when I got a call from...
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a number
I didn't recognize.
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It was
the sheriff's department.
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They told me that there
had been an accident,
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and that my husband's body
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had been found
near the hiking trail
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at the... bottom
of a 42-foot drop.
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He had slipped
or tripped.
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And I just sat there...
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with all these socks
on my lap.
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Yeah, I thought that I...
I had experienced
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every possible... emotion
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since that day,
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but today is a new one.
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T-today, I feel stupid,
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because I-I heard something
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from someone who knew him
just as well as I did,
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and this person doesn't think
that it was...
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an accident.
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He thinks it was a choice.
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I have spent four months
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blaming the universe.
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And maybe
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the one I really
should be angry with
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is Matt.
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- Thank you for sharing.
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Is there anything else
that you want to say?
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- Tomorrow's my birthday.
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- I thought you said
processed sugar
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cuts lifespans in half.
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- Well, today is a day
for exceptions.
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- Now, honey, you need
to be patient with her.
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She might be
a bit difficult.
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- She's always
a bit difficult.
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- So get ready
for a lot of difficult.
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Hey, hey!
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- Hi!
- Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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- Hello.
- Thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you very much.
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Do I smell "queenie-a-mans"?
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- Yeah.
- "Queens-a-ma"?
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- If you can't pronounce it,
the calories don't count.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
A coupon book!
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Fun.
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"I will restart the book club
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"you tried to get me and Mom
to do
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and actually read the books
this time."
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This is a brilliant gift!
Thank you, Jules.
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I love this! Thank you.
- Happy birthday.
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- Thank you so much.
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You okay?
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- Yeah, no, I-I am.
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I just... I just... I didn't think
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you'd be doing
quite so well today.
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That's all.
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- I didn't either,
but we all make choices,
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and I am choosing
to have a great birthday.
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So let's do this thing!
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- Okay, let's do this, um.
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I got Lacey to take
the evening classes
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so we can get to Sugarfish
before the lines get crazy,
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and then, they are screening
"The Philadelphia Story"
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at the Egyptian.
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I think I want a party.
- Oh, you do?
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- I do.
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- A party.
- Mm-hm.
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Tonight.
I want a party.
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Like, a big party.
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- Okay, um...
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Do you want me to call Drew
and a few of your friends?
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- No, you don't have to.
I can do that,
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and, um, it's my birthday,
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so I get to eat
six fun things.
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- Um, five.
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- Um, four.
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- I'm gonna eat
four fun things!
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Jules, I thank you.
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I thank you.
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Uh, uh, remind your friends
it's a sober house.
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Okay?
- Gotcha.
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- Stop worrying.
- Uh-uh.
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- Stop.
- Oh, my god.
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- She's fine.
I'm fine.
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You're fine.
- Okay.
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Okay.
- We're fine.
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Okay.
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Frankie, hey.
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- Hey, Leigh, happy birthday.
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Um, I-I know we haven't talked
in a while,
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but, um, I just got
your invite,
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and I wanted to make sure...
- Oh, great.
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Uh, yeah.
Are you... coming?
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- Yeah, yeah, totally.
I'm there.
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- Okay, great.
- Awesome.
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I'm super excited.
Birthday time.
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Woot, woot!
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- Woot, woot!
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Okay, I will see you there.
Bye!
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- Hey, happy birthday!
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- Thank you!
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- What, uh...
what are you doing here?
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- I just wanted to see
my best friend on my birthday.
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Did you get me a present yet?
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- No, but spoiler:
I am getting you a gift card
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because I know how you love
picking out your own presents.
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- It's true.
I do.
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But, you know, anyone
can get me a gift card,
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whereas you can...
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give me my column back.
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- Leigh, I've been trying to
give you your column back
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for months.
- I... I know you waited on me,
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and the good news is...
is that I'm done
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putting my life on hold,
and I'm ready to do this.
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- That's great.
- Yeah.
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- And I wish I could,
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but...
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I can't take "Ask a Human"
away from Millie.
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- But can you please?
Like, just for the...
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the integrity of the Internet?
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Ah, "Advice on How to Nail
This Whole Adulting Thing,"
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by Millie Lloyd-Hughes.
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"Caffeinate responsibly.
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Learn what a W-2 is."
- Leigh...
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- "Wear sunscreen."
I mean, is this really
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the advice
that the world needs?
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- Leigh, could you not
mock-read my employees, okay?
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We don't have doors.
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- She's barely out of college.
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It's insane to have her
give advice,
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and what life experience
is she drawing on,
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the disappointing sex
she had on prom night?
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Okay, Millie is young,
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but her posts
do really well.
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Her adulting advice went viral.
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- And so did white supremacy.
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- Nice.
- Just saying.
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Her advice is listicles
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and GIFs and... ,
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and when I gave advice,
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I-I-I took my heart out
of my chest,
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and then I put it
on the screen.
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- Leigh...
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I wish we could pick up
where we left off, but...
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our editorial director
made our weekly meeting
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all about Millie's column.
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Yeah, he got her a sheet cake
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that said "Viral."
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- That means nothing.
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- I'm just saying...
- Okay.
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I... I can't
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get your column back
after that meeting.
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- I'm sorry.
- That's fine.
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I hate how this went down,
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but...
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- You should get that.
- I'm sorry. Okay.
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But, uh, I'll see you
tonight, though, yeah?
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- Um, yes.
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Thank you for hearing me out.
I'll see you tonight.
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- Of course.
- Okay.
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- Happy birthday.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- It's gonna be fun!
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- It's gonna be... fun.
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- Okay.
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Can't wait.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Pull your knee
into your chest,
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and breathe.
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Switch legs,
left over right.
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Lying on your back...
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cross your right foot
over your left knee
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for a quickie core stretch.
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- Richard, it's her birthday.
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If she doesn't want
to take your call,
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I am not going to make her.
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- Uh, hi, Amy.
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I'm well.
Thanks for asking.
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How are you?
- Amazing, obviously.
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- I got an invitation
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to Leigh's party
at your house tonight.
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- Well, you're her father.
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I've never stopped you
coming before.
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It's... it's not just me.
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My cousins in Florida
got one, too.
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She even invited
The Schwab.
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- The kid who ran
through your screen door
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at Leigh's high school
graduation party?
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- There's still a kink
in the frame.
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- How many people
did she invite?
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- It's just pages
of names.
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Amy?
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Hello?
- What? 600...
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- You there?
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- Thank you.
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- Leigh.
- What?
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- Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
Why?
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- You've invited 657 people
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to my house tonight.
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- Well, it's a last-minute
invite on a Tuesday.
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If 30 people show up,
it's gonna be
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a Christmas miracle.
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- Honey, we stopped
throwing you parties
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after elementary school
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because the attention
made you self-conscious.
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- Well, I don't want
to be self-conscious anymore,
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or negative,
or judgmental,
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or sad.
I don't want to be that person.
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- But I like that person.
I love that person, in fact.
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- Well, I don't.
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- Honey, today was never
gonna be an easy day.
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Whatever you need to feel,
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you get to feel it.
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- Well, I feel like
trying something new
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and being a fun person
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who's really good
at parties,
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and you can... try
being a fun person at parties.
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That would be...
new for you, too.
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- You don't think
I'm fun at parties?
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- No.
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Send email
to Millie Lloyd-Hughes.
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Hey, Millie,
I need your advice.
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What do you do
when it's your birthday
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and you're another year older,
and you realize
261
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:14,175
that you've made
absolutely no progress
262
00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,761
with anything important
in your life?
263
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,223
Hey, Millie?
264
00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:22,391
Um...
265
00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:24,519
What do you do when...
266
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,979
the advice column
that you started from nothing
267
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,191
get stolen by a shallow,
boring 22-year-old
268
00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:32,276
whose idea of adversity
269
00:12:32,277 --> 00:12:34,488
is getting into
her second-choice college?
270
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,409
Hey, Millie, what do you wear
to your first party
271
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,452
after your husband
fell off the side of a mountain
272
00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:44,038
and died?
Send.
273
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:51,170
Um...
- Hello.
274
00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:58,052
- I mean...
- No, it's a party.
275
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,595
There's no such thing
as being late.
276
00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:00,889
You show up
when you show up.
277
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,015
- Hi.
Come on in.
278
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,685
- Thanks so much
for having us.
279
00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:07,645
I know we're late.
I'm sorry.
280
00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:09,021
Richard refused
to take a left turn
281
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,065
as we drove here,
282
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,316
so we had to make
three rights instead.
283
00:13:13,652 --> 00:13:14,778
- I can't believe
he's still doing that.
284
00:13:14,779 --> 00:13:16,904
- People that don't
take left turns live longer.
285
00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,322
It's a statistic.
- It's nonsense.
286
00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:20,491
- It's a statistic.
- It's nonsense.
287
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,580
- Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
288
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:27,248
- It's so weird.
289
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:29,041
- Um, I couldn't find
the coupon
290
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,418
for borrowing your clothes.
291
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:31,712
- Oh, I only wore that dress
292
00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,421
the one time I was
a slutty Holly Golightly
293
00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:35,047
for Halloween,
so borrow away.
294
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,175
- Cool.
- Looks good.
295
00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:37,176
- Perfect.
- Yeah.
296
00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:38,302
- Hey, Dad.
297
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:39,428
- Happy birthday, honey!
- Hey, hi, hi!
298
00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:40,928
Hi!
It's good to see you.
299
00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:43,014
Hey.
It's a... check, right?
300
00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,390
- Yes, it is.
- Cool.
301
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,933
Hi, Sabrina.
- Happy birthday.
302
00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,477
- Thank you.
- Hey!
303
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,729
- Oh, hey.
- Happy birthday!
304
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:50,730
- It's been a while.
- Yeah.
305
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,982
- Good to see you.
- Nice to see you again.
306
00:13:51,983 --> 00:13:53,441
- Yeah.
307
00:13:53,442 --> 00:13:57,278
- Cool.
I'm going to put this away.
308
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:58,780
I'm gonna put this away.
309
00:13:58,781 --> 00:13:59,990
- Hey, Amy.
310
00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:02,492
Uh, it's Nicholas Schwaback.
311
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,827
Uh, Nick... Nick Schwaback.
I went to high school
312
00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,454
with Leigh.
313
00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:07,872
Uh, "The Schwab"?
314
00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:10,750
Oh, The Schwab.
315
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,044
It's nice to see you.
316
00:14:12,045 --> 00:14:15,046
- My tribute
to the party goddesses.
317
00:14:15,047 --> 00:14:17,673
- Um, we said sober house
on the invite.
318
00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:19,175
- I-I thought
that was a joke.
319
00:14:19,176 --> 00:14:20,260
- No.
Please take it back
320
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,345
to your car.
321
00:14:21,346 --> 00:14:22,804
- You got it, yeah.
322
00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:23,847
- Thanks.
323
00:14:30,062 --> 00:14:31,729
Hi!
324
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,064
- Happy birthday, sweetie.
325
00:14:33,065 --> 00:14:34,816
- Oh, thanks.
- How are you holding up?
326
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,526
- I'm great.
327
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,820
Yeah.
- Oh, that's good.
328
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:38,862
- Just great, thank you.
- Yeah.
329
00:14:38,863 --> 00:14:40,405
- Thanks.
It's good to see you.
330
00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,240
- Leigh!
331
00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,325
- Hey.
- Remember this?
332
00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:46,369
Oh, do I.
333
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,870
- What... what is he doing?
334
00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:50,373
- It's a bit from high school
where he does a stupid dance
335
00:14:50,374 --> 00:14:52,959
until it's funny, and then
it becomes stupid again...
336
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,752
- And stupid again...
- And then it becomes...
337
00:14:54,753 --> 00:14:56,004
Really funny.
338
00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,423
And then... yeah.
339
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:04,929
- Hi.
Uh, Schwab, here, help my mom.
340
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,264
- Sure.
- There you go.
341
00:15:06,265 --> 00:15:07,723
Tasks.
Cool.
342
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:09,600
Hi.
343
00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:11,060
- Hey, it's the birthday girl.
344
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,104
- Hi.
Hi.
345
00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:15,440
- Or should I say,
346
00:15:15,441 --> 00:15:17,608
teenage vampire?
- Oh, wow.
347
00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:18,902
Well, that's cool.
You got me an insult
348
00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:19,903
for my birthday.
Thank you.
349
00:15:19,904 --> 00:15:22,196
- Well, if you want
to take it that way.
350
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,407
- Whatever.
It's better than...
351
00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:24,658
people calling me sweetie
352
00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:27,118
and asking me
how I'm holding up.
353
00:15:27,119 --> 00:15:28,370
- I mean, I think that people
just want
354
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:29,621
to know that you're okay,
355
00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,372
and they know this is
a weird birthday for you.
356
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:34,208
- Well, the good news
is that I'm okay.
357
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:39,046
So, yeah.
And we have a million snacks,
358
00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:42,633
so, uh, get yourself
something to eat.
359
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:43,677
- Okay.
360
00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,178
- Have some.
Treat yourself.
361
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:46,430
- Yeah, okay.
- Cool.
362
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:48,222
I'll-m gonna talk...
I'm gonna go say hi to...
363
00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:49,974
I mean, I'll see you later.
364
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,648
Hey.
365
00:15:56,649 --> 00:15:58,691
- I don't believe
exercise can be fun.
366
00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,818
- I didn't either,
367
00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:01,694
but then
I started choreographing
368
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,446
these silly dances
369
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:05,823
to these songs I liked
in seventh grade,
370
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:08,076
and I realized
it can be almost fun.
371
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:09,786
- Well, what about the pain?
372
00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:12,497
- Okay, in my dance class,
we pose through the pain.
373
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,501
- Uh, you're laughing,
but I'm serious.
374
00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:17,711
It works.
- Okay.
375
00:16:17,712 --> 00:16:19,545
I'll give it a go.
- Yes!
376
00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:23,257
- Hey, guys.
377
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:33,976
Oh, damn it.
378
00:16:33,977 --> 00:16:35,728
- Hey, Amy.
379
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:39,482
What's going on?
- Um...
380
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:41,025
Jules has been sober
for four months.
381
00:16:41,026 --> 00:16:42,236
We're trying to make it
to five.
382
00:16:42,237 --> 00:16:43,736
- Oh, okay.
Uh...
383
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,239
I'll help out.
- No, I got this, really.
384
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,825
- No.
- It's fine.
385
00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,284
- Uh, look.
386
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,453
Found one.
387
00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:52,829
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
388
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:02,004
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, Jules!
389
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:04,424
- Where have you been?
I haven't seen you in months.
390
00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:05,592
Top you up?
391
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,552
- No, thanks.
- Boo.
392
00:17:07,553 --> 00:17:10,263
- Come on.
- I'm actually sober now.
393
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:12,515
So that's where I've been.
394
00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:15,226
Um, but you guys enjoy.
395
00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:17,645
- That's... that's great.
- Good for you.
396
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,188
- Yeah.
- Really great.
397
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,482
- Thanks.
- Jules, there you are.
398
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:24,569
Sorry, can I steal this one
for one quick sec?
399
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:26,612
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Uh, bye.
400
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,781
- Want me to narc on them
to your mom?
401
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:28,866
'Cause I will.
402
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,742
- Snitches get stitches.
403
00:17:30,743 --> 00:17:33,286
- I will deal with a wound
that requires stitches
404
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:34,455
for you, my dear.
405
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,750
Stop worrying.
I am so good right now.
406
00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:41,210
I promise.
You know, parties are...
407
00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:42,421
fun sober.
408
00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:44,172
People's jokes
are still funny.
409
00:17:44,173 --> 00:17:45,882
Who knew?
410
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,887
- Look, there's Leigh.
You should give her your gift.
411
00:17:52,598 --> 00:17:54,432
Sure you're okay?
- Yes.
412
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,225
I'm great.
413
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,654
- Hi.
- Hi.
414
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,575
- A gift card!
- No, it's a sweater.
415
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,621
Aww.
- There's more.
416
00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:25,129
- "Dear Leigh, my advice to you
in this time of crisis
417
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,757
"is to go easy on your
very handsome friend Drew,
418
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,550
"who loves you
419
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,469
"and only wants
the best for you.
420
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,888
P.S., hot outfit."
Thank you.
421
00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:36,974
"P.P.S., please stop
trolling me.
422
00:18:36,975 --> 00:18:41,854
XO, Millie."
423
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,523
For the record,
I'm not a troll.
424
00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:46,192
That was just meant to be
425
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:49,445
an inside joke
with myself...
426
00:18:49,446 --> 00:18:50,656
And then I
427
00:18:50,656 --> 00:18:51,782
accidentally hit Send.
428
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:52,950
- Well, that's what you get
for having
429
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:54,159
inside jokes with yourself
430
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,785
and not including me.
431
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,829
- I'm sorry.
- Mm.
432
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,830
- It will never happen again.
433
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,500
- Where's Ryan?
434
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,585
- Oh, he was tired
after work,
435
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,879
but, uh, he did say
happy birthday.
436
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,217
- Did you...
437
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,887
You told him about what I said
about him and that chef.
438
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:18,224
- I was upset...
and he got it out of me.
439
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,934
- Right, and now he hates me.
440
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,727
- Me being honest
with my fiancé
441
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,312
wasn't, like,
a personal attack
442
00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:25,189
against you.
- I just don't understand
443
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,691
why you couldn't have kept that
between us.
444
00:19:26,692 --> 00:19:29,026
- Because he's my person,
and I tell him everything.
445
00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:30,361
That's how being married
to someone works.
446
00:19:30,362 --> 00:19:32,780
- I know how being married
to someone works.
447
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,369
- I feel like every time
we see each other now,
448
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:40,204
we fight.
449
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:44,000
- I'm not trying to fight
with you.
450
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:45,460
- I know.
451
00:19:48,714 --> 00:19:50,548
Okay, look, um,
452
00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:51,966
this is supposed to be a party,
453
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,593
so let's just, like,
try to have fun,
454
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,261
'cause that's the point
of this whole thing.
455
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,054
Anyway.
456
00:19:57,055 --> 00:19:58,431
Why don't you go get yourself
a soda?
457
00:19:58,432 --> 00:19:59,807
Maybe you think
you're mad at me,
458
00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:02,351
and really,
it's just low blood sugar?
459
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,813
- That's it.
- That's it.
460
00:20:04,814 --> 00:20:06,898
- Soda.
461
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:21,663
- Recycling?
462
00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:24,373
- Um, empty them out first.
463
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:28,711
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
464
00:20:28,712 --> 00:20:33,674
Oh, this Syrah
is too good to dump.
465
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:34,968
- You're a wine guy?
466
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:37,428
- I'm studying to be
a sommelier.
467
00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:39,430
- Really?
468
00:20:39,431 --> 00:20:43,017
- Wine is bottled poetry.
469
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:45,895
- Yeah, I forget...
who said that,
470
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,396
but it... it's true.
471
00:20:50,776 --> 00:20:53,444
Uh...
- Uh...
472
00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:54,821
- You're not the alcoholic.
473
00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:57,448
- No, I'm... I'm the mom.
474
00:20:57,449 --> 00:21:01,619
I have to make sure this party
doesn't go off the rails.
475
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,163
- Everyone's fine.
476
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:05,873
Party doesn't need a mom.
477
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,549
- Yeah.
478
00:21:16,385 --> 00:21:17,969
- Cheers, universe.
479
00:21:21,223 --> 00:21:23,099
Right?
480
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,268
Am I supposed to be tasting,
481
00:21:25,269 --> 00:21:28,896
um, blackberry
and vanilla?
482
00:21:28,897 --> 00:21:31,816
- Walnuts and smoke, yeah.
483
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,282
- You probably don't know this,
484
00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:41,868
but I always had
a crush on you.
485
00:21:41,869 --> 00:21:45,913
- No, I knew.
We all knew.
486
00:21:45,914 --> 00:21:47,582
- Uh... uh, yeah.
487
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,333
Just being alone with you
488
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:50,335
in a dark corner
489
00:21:50,336 --> 00:21:52,420
was basically
my high school fantasy.
490
00:21:52,421 --> 00:21:53,755
Yeah.
491
00:21:57,551 --> 00:22:00,803
- What else happens
in your fantasy?
492
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:07,518
- Hey.
493
00:22:07,519 --> 00:22:09,061
Frankie, hi.
494
00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,063
- Hey.
- Is, uh...
495
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,064
is now an okay time
496
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:13,649
to give you your present?
497
00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:15,109
- Yeah.
498
00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:16,736
- Do you remember,
499
00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:18,529
we made these
500
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:19,947
for the cover
of our binders
501
00:22:19,948 --> 00:22:22,408
the night before
we started the seventh grade?
502
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,830
You okay?
503
00:22:27,831 --> 00:22:30,583
- I don't know.
504
00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:34,837
- Look, I-I don't, um...
505
00:22:34,838 --> 00:22:36,672
I didn't want this
to be weird.
506
00:22:36,673 --> 00:22:38,049
I just... I...
507
00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:40,134
I missed you so much.
508
00:22:42,387 --> 00:22:45,473
Um, Leigh, I'm sorry
I didn't go
509
00:22:45,474 --> 00:22:47,809
to Matt's funeral.
510
00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:49,227
Yeah, I just... I told myself
511
00:22:49,228 --> 00:22:51,979
that you had this
huge support system
512
00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,314
and you wouldn't even notice
I was there.
513
00:22:53,315 --> 00:22:55,274
- What are you doing?
514
00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:56,943
- I'm... I'm just trying to, um...
515
00:22:56,944 --> 00:22:59,153
- Why are you bringing up
my husband's funeral
516
00:22:59,154 --> 00:23:01,322
at my birthday party?
517
00:23:01,323 --> 00:23:03,491
- Because I feel terrible
about not being there.
518
00:23:03,492 --> 00:23:06,035
You just... can you tell me
519
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:07,745
what I need to do
to make it up to you.
520
00:23:07,746 --> 00:23:08,997
I promise...
- I don't know
521
00:23:08,998 --> 00:23:10,540
what you should do.
I'm s...
522
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:12,750
you abandoned me.
523
00:23:12,751 --> 00:23:14,877
That was your choice.
524
00:23:14,878 --> 00:23:17,255
And every day
for the last four months,
525
00:23:17,256 --> 00:23:21,509
you chose not to call
or text,
526
00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:22,678
and now... I don't know
what you want to...
527
00:23:22,679 --> 00:23:24,971
you want us to pretend
like none of that happened?
528
00:23:24,972 --> 00:23:26,265
I just can't do that.
- No, I'm not...
529
00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:27,682
I'm not pretending.
530
00:23:27,683 --> 00:23:29,559
I'm sorry.
531
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,769
S-funerals are really hard
for me.
532
00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:33,646
- Funerals are hard
for everyone.
533
00:23:37,568 --> 00:23:39,527
- Yeah, I was an idiot
for coming.
534
00:23:39,528 --> 00:23:42,864
- No, you're not an idiot.
I told you to come.
535
00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:46,451
I just wanted everything
to be okay,
536
00:23:46,452 --> 00:23:47,994
but it's...
537
00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:49,829
it's...
538
00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:52,373
not.
539
00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:55,126
I... I'm not ready
to forgive you.
540
00:23:55,127 --> 00:24:01,424
- ♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
541
00:24:01,425 --> 00:24:03,092
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
542
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:08,210
♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
543
00:24:08,211 --> 00:24:09,503
- Go Leigh!
- Yes!
544
00:24:09,504 --> 00:24:13,311
- Whoo.
- ♪ Happy birthday ♪
545
00:24:13,312 --> 00:24:17,064
♪ Dear Leigh ♪
546
00:24:17,065 --> 00:24:20,151
- Oh, wait, I... do...
do you have to...
547
00:24:20,152 --> 00:24:22,862
- Oh, I've seen her blow out
every other birthday candle.
548
00:24:22,863 --> 00:24:25,907
- Okay.
- Mm, mm.
549
00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:29,118
And many more!
550
00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:36,794
- Yeah!
551
00:24:38,837 --> 00:24:40,630
- Thanks.
552
00:24:40,631 --> 00:24:42,006
Oh, cool!
553
00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:44,008
Let me clean this mess up
so you guys can eat.
554
00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,386
- Whoo!
- Thanks.
555
00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:48,472
- Okay.
- Hi.
556
00:24:48,473 --> 00:24:50,098
- Hi.
557
00:24:50,099 --> 00:24:51,516
- Hi.
- Hi.
558
00:24:51,517 --> 00:24:52,851
Hey.
559
00:24:56,688 --> 00:24:58,439
- You guys want cake?
- Yes!
560
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,857
- Hey, Jules,
remember that time
561
00:24:59,858 --> 00:25:01,776
we looked for
a 24-hour Ralph's forever
562
00:25:01,777 --> 00:25:03,403
because you said
you wanted frosting?
563
00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:06,030
- Oh, you downed
that Big Gulp of vodka,
564
00:25:06,031 --> 00:25:07,324
so you had to pee
really bad,
565
00:25:07,325 --> 00:25:09,158
but they wouldn't let you
use the bathroom at Ralph's,
566
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,285
so you ended up peeing
off the side of an overpass
567
00:25:11,286 --> 00:25:12,787
and you hit a passing car.
568
00:25:12,788 --> 00:25:14,414
- It was amazing.
569
00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:16,833
I don't remember that.
570
00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:18,043
- It's one of
your best stories.
571
00:25:18,044 --> 00:25:20,670
- How can you
not remember that?
572
00:25:20,671 --> 00:25:22,630
- Um, I'm gonna
go get something.
573
00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,386
- Hey.
574
00:25:28,387 --> 00:25:30,430
- Hi.
575
00:25:30,431 --> 00:25:31,432
- What's going on?
576
00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:32,974
- Uh, I don't know.
577
00:25:32,975 --> 00:25:36,185
I think throwing a party
was a really bad idea.
578
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:37,812
- Well, I'm having fun.
579
00:25:37,813 --> 00:25:41,566
- That's good.
580
00:25:41,567 --> 00:25:44,360
- Um...
581
00:25:44,361 --> 00:25:45,903
I have to ask you something,
582
00:25:45,904 --> 00:25:46,947
and I don't know
how to do it.
583
00:25:49,032 --> 00:25:51,200
- Okay.
584
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:52,660
Just ask.
585
00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:57,290
- Do you think
Matt jumped off that cliff?
586
00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,542
- What?
587
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:01,961
No, no.
588
00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:04,172
No, that'd be... that'd be crazy.
589
00:26:04,173 --> 00:26:05,299
- Really?
590
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:06,467
You don't think it's crazier
591
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:07,760
that he did that hike
50 times
592
00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:10,511
and that was the one time
he fell?
593
00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:12,096
Really?
594
00:26:12,097 --> 00:26:14,390
- Did you actually invite me
to your birthday party
595
00:26:14,391 --> 00:26:16,267
so you could harass me
about my brother's death?
596
00:26:16,268 --> 00:26:18,060
- How about the fact that he
was clinically depressed,
597
00:26:18,061 --> 00:26:19,062
and he died in an accident
598
00:26:19,063 --> 00:26:21,063
that could've easily
been intentional?
599
00:26:23,108 --> 00:26:25,610
- You know what?
I don't have to do this.
600
00:26:25,611 --> 00:26:27,195
- Are you just not going
to answer me?
601
00:26:27,196 --> 00:26:28,363
- I don't know what you want me
to say.
602
00:26:28,364 --> 00:26:29,739
- I want you to tell me
if you think he jumped.
603
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:30,991
- Maybe!
604
00:26:37,873 --> 00:26:39,499
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
605
00:26:42,127 --> 00:26:43,503
But maybe.
606
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,762
Okay.
607
00:26:52,763 --> 00:26:55,515
I'm leaving.
608
00:26:55,516 --> 00:26:57,058
Happy birthday.
609
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,744
- Amy, what is it?
610
00:27:16,745 --> 00:27:18,454
- I just made out
with The Schwab.
611
00:27:18,455 --> 00:27:20,623
What?
612
00:27:20,624 --> 00:27:22,125
No, what?
- I did.
613
00:27:24,002 --> 00:27:25,795
- What's going on?
614
00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:27,922
- Nothing.
615
00:27:27,923 --> 00:27:29,091
- She made out with The Schwab.
616
00:27:29,091 --> 00:27:30,134
- No, shush!
617
00:27:30,135 --> 00:27:32,260
- I'm sorry!
It was just too good.
618
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,641
- And I just feel like
619
00:27:38,642 --> 00:27:39,643
when I was drinking,
620
00:27:39,643 --> 00:27:40,811
I never had to worry
621
00:27:40,812 --> 00:27:42,228
about falling short,
622
00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:43,522
because it was easy to think
623
00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:46,149
that it was just the alcohol
making me fail.
624
00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:47,984
It was easy to think
that if I got sober,
625
00:27:47,985 --> 00:27:50,778
I would... do amazing.
626
00:27:50,779 --> 00:27:53,990
I just feel like I'm failing
at everything right now.
627
00:27:53,991 --> 00:27:55,200
Like this thing happened
at work.
628
00:27:55,201 --> 00:27:57,410
I had a project
I worked my ass off on
629
00:27:57,411 --> 00:27:59,787
but my boss hates it.
630
00:27:59,788 --> 00:28:00,789
I don't know.
631
00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:03,584
It just has not been
a great week.
632
00:29:00,641 --> 00:29:04,268
- I'm supposed to make
a moral inventory.
633
00:29:04,269 --> 00:29:05,270
Every lie, every mistake,
every insecurity.
634
00:29:05,271 --> 00:29:08,981
- That sounds like
literal hell.
635
00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:12,360
- Which is why I'm watching
"Real Housewives" instead.
636
00:29:12,361 --> 00:29:12,362
- Every sober day is a miracle.
637
00:29:12,362 --> 00:29:17,407
- Are you a friend of Bill's?
638
00:29:17,408 --> 00:29:18,700
- Friend of Jason.
639
00:29:18,701 --> 00:29:20,660
- Matt never wanted to talk
about his childhood.
640
00:29:20,661 --> 00:29:23,162
- People who want to talk about
their childhoods are weird.
641
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,831
- Whatever.
I'll just ask your mom.
642
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,332
- Don't... don't ask my mom
about that.
643
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:27,793
Leave my mother out of it.
644
00:29:30,796 --> 00:29:32,673
- Hi.
- Hi.
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