All language subtitles for Hounded 2001 ENG DVDRIP AVC

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Jay,
Breakfast Is Ready!

Be Down
In A Second, Mom!

Hey, Morning, Mom.

Morning, Sweetie.

Hey, I Had This
Tight Dream Last Night

That You Made Me
French Toast And Bacon.

You're Good.

Listen, Honey,
I Got A Call

From Aunt Lois
This Morning.

She Is In The Hospital.

What Happened?

Broke Her Ankle.

Heh! Again?

The Other Ankle.

That Woman Was Not
Meant To Ski.

Well, Is She
Gonna Be Ok?

Mmm, She'll Be Fine,

But She Just Can't
Get Around.

I'm Gonna Have To
Go Down There,

And I'll Probably
Have To Stay About A Week.

No Problem, Mom,
I Can Take Care Of Myself,

And Don't Say
I'm Too Young.

Fine, But Just So
You're Not Lonely,

I've Spoken
With Your Brother

And He's Agreed To Come
Down From Starkwell

To Keep You Company.

Mom! Come On,
Give Me A Break!

Mike's Just Gonna
Yell At Me

And Boss Me Around
All Day.

He Hates Me.

No, He Doesn't.
He Worries About You.

It's Just How
He Shows He Cares.

Well, I'd Be
A Whole Lot Happier

If He Cared Just
A Little Bit Less.

Heh! Look, I'm Gonna
Leave You Enough Money

To Get You
Through Next Week.

There Are Frozen Dinners
In The Freezer.

Use The Money To Buy
Some Healthy Food.

Don't Just Eat Junk Food
All Week, Ok?

Ok. Just 5 Days
Out Of 7.

Listen, I'm Sorry

I'm Going To Miss The Awards Ceremony Tonight.

It's Ok, Mom.
I Haven't Won Yet.

And Who Knows-- You Might Not Be Missing Anything.

I May Stink
Out Loud Today.

I Doubt That,

But No Matter
What Happens...

I Am Very, Very
Proud Of You.

And I Know Your Dad Would Be Twice As Proud.

Mom...

You Don't Think Dad Would've Been Disappointed

If I Didn't Go
To Starkwell, Do You?

You Just Win That Scholarship To Peterson.

Forward March!

Left! Left!
Left, Right, Left!

Left! Left!
Left, Right, Left!

Left, Left,

Platoon, Halt!

Right Face!

Parade Rest!

Now, Gentlemen,

You Are The Sorriest Bunch
Of Invertebrates

It Has Ever Been
My Displeasure

To Be In Command Of!

Your Bunks This Morning
Were Ridiculous!

If You Want To Be
Starkwell Men

You Have Got To Do
Better Than That!

Sergeant Martin?

Attention!

Colonel Douglas Wants
To See You Asap.

Platoon... Dismissed!

Starkwell!

Yes,
All Right, Sir.

You Wanted
To See Me, Sir?

Cadet Martin,
I Understand Your Squad

Is Close To Failing
The Semester.

It's Not My Fault.

The Guys
Are Just Lazy.

The Squad's
Grades Are Down

Because Of Them,
Not Me, Sir.

At Ease, Mike.

Listen, Son, You Work
Hard Around Here.

You Know Your Regulations
Forwards And Backwards,

But You Don't Know Jack
About Being A Leader.

Being A Leader Is More Than Just Yelling And Screaming

And Blaming Everything
On Everybody Else.

These Men Are
Like Your Brothers.

Listen, When Your Dad Taught Here,
He Told Me Something.

He Said,
"A Man Will Follow Orders If He Fears You,

But He'll Save Your Life If He Loves And Respects You."

Now, Captain Pennick Told Me
About Your Situation At Home.

I Suggest You Take
This Time Off

And You Seriously Think
About Whether Or Not

You're Suited For A Career
In The Military,

And Believe Me, Son,
It's Not For Everyone.

Excuse Me. Hand It Over!

This Is A School,
Not A Video Arcade.

Why Do You Think
Your Grades Are Down?

I'm Keeping This.
You Won't Get It Back Till Next Semester,

If You Get It
Back At All.

Hey, Who's The Lucky Kid Van
Dusen's Picking On Today?

Nina Morris.

She's In My Little
Brother's Class.

She's Really Nice.

They Always Are.

Bombs Away!

Heh Heh Heh!

Ugh!

Uh, That Was Me.

Meanwhile,
The Privileged Few

Continue To Get Away
With Anything.

It's Unfair
With A Capital "U".

Oh!

Check These Out.

It's My Newest One.

That's Great, Jay.

Let Me See That.

Hey, Be Careful
With Those.

My Presentation
Is On The Other Side.

Morn--

Morning, People.

I'm Gonna Try And Keep It Brief This Morning.

We Have Just 2 Items
Of Business To Attend To.

First, If Any Of You
Had The Spanish Rice

For Lunch Yesterday,

Please See Nurse Ketcham
If You're Feeling...

Different.

Second, All Eighth Graders
Should Report

To The Auditorium
For Fifth Period

For The Donald Peterson
Memorial Award Competition.

All The Finalists
For The Award

Will Be Called Up
Onto The Stage.

I Want To Thank You
For Your Time.

Have A Nice Day,
And, Oh,

Let's Try
And Stuff Our Brains

With Things We Don't That
Already Know, Shall We?

This Is So Cool.

Watch This!

Jay, Are You Ok?

That Tickle,
Buddy? Ha Ha!

Ronny! Enough
With The Soccer!

Get To Class!

Later, Guys.

Hurry Up And Collect
Those, Mr. Martin.

Uh-Oh, Jay.

No Problem,
Mr. Van Dusen.

Not A Very Flattering
Likeness Of Me.

Oh!

Oh, That's Not You,
Mr. Van Dusen.

Perhaps We Should Discuss Your
Artistic Endeavors With Your Mother.

Give Me The Rest.

But, Mr. Van Dusen,
I Need Those.

My Presentation
Is On The Other Side.

At The Risk Of Sounding
Like I'm Saying,

"You Should Have Thought
Of That Before,"

Well, You Should Have
Thought Of That Before!

You'll Have To Rewrite Them
On More Appropriate Cards.

Bad Attitude.

But I Can't
Believe This!

I'm Dead!
There's No Time

To Write Out That Whole Presentation Over Again.

People,
How Are We, Hmm?

We're Busy Here,
Ronny.

So, Uh...

So, Martian, I Hear

You're My Main Competition For The Scholarship.

That's Not
His Name,

And If You're
His Competition

I Wouldn't Call It Very Competitive.

Can It, Jerk.

Anyway... Hey, Hi.

Yeah, I Wanted
To Invite You

To A Little Victory
Party That I'm Throwing

After I Win The
Donald Peterson Award.

I'm Throwing A Little Victory Bash In My Pool House.

I'm Busy.

I Wasn't Talking
To You.

Hope To See You
There, Trace.

Gentlemen.

Don't Worry.
You're Gonna Mop Up The Floor With Him.

The Only Downside
Is That We Won't Get

To Go To The Party
At His Pool House.

Way To Be
Supportive.

I'm Serious!
That Pool House Is Amazing.

It's Like He's Got
His Own Place.

He's Got His Own Phone With His Own Number.

It's Got A Pool Table,
Video Games.

I Hear It Even
Has A Pool.

Ok, Class,
Let's Get To Work.

Ha Ha! Ooh!

You Wanted To Speak
To Me, Dad?

Are You Prepared
For This Presentation?

Oh, Yeah, Yeah.

I've Got The Winning
Speech Right Here.

It's Not That Ridiculous Idea You Had

Why Jackie Chan Would Make
A Cool President, Is It?

Uh...

Look, You,

Your Grandfather
Doesn't Think

I'm Doing A Good Job
Of Raising You.

He Also Doesn't Think
You Have A Chance

Of Winning That
Scholarship, And Frankly,

On That Account,
I Tend To Agree With Him.

We Have To Prove
Old Armand Wrong.

We Have To Win
That Scholarship.

Now Jay Martin Has

An Incredible Presentation On Recycling

That's Well Thought Out
And Impeccably Worded.

You Have
About 20 Minutes

To Come Up With A Better Presentation Than His.

I Have To Meet With The Food Services People.

I Have To Sweep This Spanish
Rice Thing Under The Carpet.

Recycling, Huh?

I Don't Get It.

Peterson Is Less Expensive Than Starkwell.

Why Would You Have To
Go To Starkwell

If You Don't Want To?

Well, My Mom Can't
Afford Either One,

But My Dad Taught
At Starkwell,

So We Can Get In
For Practically Nothing.

The Competition's
Not For 15 Minutes.

Try And Do Your Presentation For Us From Memory.

I--I Don't Think I Can.

Just Try.

All Right.

Here Goes.

Good Afternoon.

Today I Want To Talk
To You About Garbage.

Each Year,
Americans Produce Enough Trash And Refuse

To Fill
A Convoy Of Trucks

That Would Reach
Halfway To The Moon.

Each Year Americans
Produce Enough Trash

And Ref--Refuse...

Refuse To Fill

A Convoy Of Trucks

That Would Reach
Halfway To The Moon,

And It Is Estimated

That Within The Century

We Will Run Out
Of Landfill

To Handle Our Waste.

Man, How Am I Supposed
To Get Up There

And Give The Exact Same Speech Right After Ronny?

I'd Look
Like An Idiot.

Well, Why Didn't
You Say Something?

I Don't Have Any Proof.
What's The Use?

What's The Use?

You'd Be Going To Peterson
Academy With Me Next Year.

Remember Peterson,

The One With The Really Great Art Program?

Or You Could
Just Settle

For The All-Boy
Military Academy

Upstate
With Your Brother.

Hey, Tough Break On That
Scholarship, Martian,

But I Guess
The Best Man Won.

How Does It Feel
To Know That You Won

Using My Presentation?

What? Yeah, Right,

You Big Liar!

Don't Be A Sore
Loser, Martian.

You'll Have Fun
At The Army Academy.

You'll Look Cute Bald.

Oh, Hope To See You
At My Party Next Week.

Don't Hold Your Breath, Cheater.

It's About My Wife Eliza Van Dusen's Dog.

The Pomeranian?

Yes, Her Name
Is Camille.

Can You Hold,
Please?

Yes, I'll Hold.

Ought To Be Ashamed Charging
That Much For A Candy Bar.

Oh, I'll Get One.
There We Go.

Yeah, Yeah.

Mr. Van Dusen?

Martin, Was It?
Make It Snappy, I'm On Hold.

It--It's About
The Presentations.

Um, I Think
There's Been--

Mr. Van Dusen?

Don't Ever Put Me
On Hold Again!

Do You Have
Any Idea Who I Am?

I'm Sorry, Sir.

I Wanted The Nails Trimmed On All 4 Paws.

The Nails
On The Front Paws

Were Long Enough
To Play The Piano.

I'm Bringing Camille
Back In Tomorrow.

Am I Making Myself
Clear? Thank You!

Walk With Me.

Whatever You Do,
Don't Get Yourself A Show Dog, Martin.

With The Amount
Of Money I Spend

On My Wife's Mutt
Every Year

I Could Probably Send 5 Kids To Peterson Academy.

Um, Sir--

Sorry About That Scholarship,
By The Way.

Couldn't Be There Myself For The Presentation.

The Spanish Rice Problem Spread To The Hash Browns.

Yeah, Um,

It's--It's About
The Scholarship, Sir.

It Seems Ronny Somehow
Wound Up With My Presentation.

I Can Certainly Understand How You'd Be Upset

At Not Winning
That Scholarship,

But To Accuse
Another Student

Of Cheating,
That's, Well--

I'm Sure
You're Well Aware

Of The Columbus Hall
Stance On Cheating.

They're Against It?

Very Much So.

Our School Creed,
Written By Our Founder

Armand Columbus,
My Father-In-Law By The Way,

Includes The Phrase,
"Steadfast In All That Is True."

You Know That Means,
Don't You?

It's Anti-Cheating.

That's Right.

Isn't It Possible
The Two Of You

Just Came Up
With Similar Ideas?

It's Just That
Ronny's Presentation

Was Word For Word
Exactly Like Mine.

Didn't The Judges
Say Anything?

W-Well, No, Sir.

See, I Didn't Give
My Presentation

Because I Didn't Have
My Materials.

You Took Them, Remember?

That's Right,

And I Had Them
Destroyed.

So There--Ronny Couldn't Have Taken Your Materials.

C-Could You Maybe
Just Ask Ronny About It?

Fine, I'll Ask.

Mrs. Pintuff?

Yes, Sir?

Call Ronny To My Office, Please.

Ronny Van Dusen...

I'll Try To Get To The Bottom Of This.

In The Meantime,
Let's Not Go Around

Spreading Any Unsubstantiated Rumors.

Ronny, In My Office.

Uh, Excuse Me.
I'm Going To Need

A Hall Pass To Get
Back To Class.

Oh, Uh, Yeah.

Uh, I've Got A Bunch
Here Somewhere.

Hmm! At Least
I Should Have

A Bunch Here Somewhere...

But You Never Know.
I Have Been Missing

A Lot Of Hall Passes
Lately.

Oh, I'm Gonna Go
Borrow One From Mr. Novak.

All Right.

Ooh! Heh Heh! I Do
That All The Time.

I'll Be Right Back.

Thanks.

Did You Steal

Jay Martin's
Presentation?

You Told Me
To Win The Dumb Award.

This Is A New Low,
Even For You.

Did You Honestly Think
The Martin Kid

Wasn't Gonna Notice?

Well, I Thought
About It, See?

See, But I Gave My Presentation Before He Did,

And I Knew He Wasn't
Gonna Get Up There

And Do The Exact
Same Presentation.

Pretty Smart,
Huh? Ohh.

Where Are His Cards?

Oh, I Left Them
In My Locker.

I Didn't Use Them.
I Copied Them Over.

I Want You To Get Rid
Of Those Cards.

I Don't Want
Any Evidence

Linking A Van Dusen
To Cheating.

You Understand? Pronto!
You Must Be Out Of Your Mind.

Can I Go Now?

One More Thing
We Need To Talk About.

These!

They Look Like
Detention Slips.

Uh-Huh.

Uh, Are They Mine?

Your Mother's Been Complaining To Your Grandfather

That You're
Out Of Control.

You Mess Up One More
Time, Mister,

And There's Going To Be
Dire Consequences.

Dire!

Ok, I Got You.

Let's See Your Pass.

I Don't Have One.

Morning Detention
Tomorrow.

Wait Just A Second.
Here Is His Pass.

He Must've Dropped It
Back There.

Come On.

Thanks, Ronny.
Why Did You Do That?

Please, Dorko.
Now Listen,

I Don't Need You Ruining
Detention For Me And My Friends.

Ok? We Have
A Sweet Deal Going,

And You'll Come In
And You'll Be All...

Behavey, See,
And We Don't Need That.

It's Worth The 2 Bucks I Could've Gotten For The Pass.

Now Take A Hike.

Good.

Hey, Martian.

Watch It, Road Hog!

Ha Ha Ha!
Nice Wheels, Buddy!

Mrs. Martin, Recording: Hi,
You've Reached The Martin Residence.

Please Leave A Message
After The Tone,

And We'll Get Back To You
As Soon As We Can.

Thank You.

Hey, Little
Brother, It's Me.

If You're Home,
Pick Up The Phone, Please.

Come On, Pick It Up,
Pick Up.

Jay, I Know You're Sitting There Listening To This.

All Right, Look, Uh,
I'm Not Gonna Be Able

To Get Home
Tonight, Ok?

My Jeep Broke Down,
And The Guy Won't Be Able

To Get The Part
Until Tomorrow.

So, I Want You To Call Up The Zachareys

And Ask Them
If You Can Stay

At Their Place
Tonight, Ok?

Uh, My New Eta
Will Be

1600 Hours Tomorrow.

And, Jay,

No Screw-Ups!

If You Told
Mr. Van Dusen,

Then He'll Have To
Investigate It.

There's An Honor Code At Columbus.

"Steadfast In All
That Is True."

I Told You,
Van Dusen Already Knows,

And He's Not Gonna Do
Anything About It,

And I'm Gonna Wind Up
At Starkwell Next Year.

They're Gonna Shave My Head
And Make Me Wear Boots.

Do You Want
To Pet Clancy?

I've Heard That Petting A Dog Can Relieve Stress.

I Don't Think So.
Dogs Hate Me.

Clancy Likes You.

He Told You
That, Did He?

In A Way.

Dogs Have A Whole Lot Of Ways Of Communicating.

Fine, Fine, Fine.
Have Clancy Send Me An E-Mail.

Look, Look, I'm Sorry.

It's Just I'm So Upset.

My Life Is So Unfair.

So Do Something.

Don't Just Sit Around And Mope About It.

There Has To Be
A Way You Can Prove

That Ronny Stole
Your Presentation,

And If You Have
Some Proof,

Then You Can Go To The Teachers Who Were Judges.

Ha Ha!

I Just Thought Of A Plan.

I Gotta Go.

Ew! Whoa, Whoa, Hey!

Jay, Are You
All Right?

Yeah.

Come On, We're Late!

They're Not Gonna
Start Without Us.

You're The Headmaster
And Ronny...

Ronny Is The Peterson
Scholarship Winner,

And I Couldn't
Be Prouder.

Hello!
Hug The Kid In The Car If You Have To Hug Him.

I'd Like To Get There
Sometime Tonight.

N-N-Nice, Doggie.

Shh! Shh!

Nice Doggie!

No, No, No! Shh!

Want A--

How About A Nice
Gummy Candy?

Come On, Ronny,

I Know You Got My Presentation Here Somewhere.

Camille!

Come On!

Camille!

Camille!

Camille!

Camille?

Camille!

Is Someone There?

Ohh! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

No, No, No!
Bad Dog! Go Home!

Go!

Go! Shoo! Go!

Go! Shoo!

No, Camille, Go Home!

Get, Get, Get!

Go Home! Get! Go Away!

Come On, Man,
Leave Me Alone!

Ugh!

Good! Now Go Home!

Camille, Come On!

Keep That Stupid Dog
On A Leash!

Ok?

Ugh! Come On! Gross!

I'm Gonna Barf!

You're Welcome.

Man, This Is Just Great.

For A Dog They Spend
So Much Money On,

They Sure Don't Watch Out For Her Very Well.

All Right, Come On
To My Place.

We'll Call Your Owners
When We Get There.

We're Gonna
Have To Wait

Until After The Van Dusens Get Home

From The Ceremony
To Call Them.

So, Um, Just Behave
And...

Don't Bother Me.

Get Down.

Stay... Stay Down.

Would You Get Down? Dang.

We Put Enough Lead
In That Thing To Sink It.

No Wonder It Stopped.

It Sure Did.

Do You Soldiers
Hear That?

I'm Talking To You,
Boy!

Why Don't You
Get Down Right Now,

And Give Me 50!

That's What I Said--

1... 2...3...

What? What Do You Want?

I Don't Know
What That Means.

Are You Hungry?

Fine. Fine.

Let's See What's
In The Fridge.

What Do Dogs Eat? Hmm...

Here We Go.
You Like Pasta?

There You Go.

Here, You Want Some Meatloaf?

Uh-Oh.

Hey, Are You Ok?

Hey, Man, Maybe You
Should've Stopped Eating

After That Tofu Egg Salad.

Did You Kidnap
The Van Dusen's Dog?

Is That Your Plan?

I Didn't Kidnap It.

It Just Followed
Me Home When I Was

At Their House Looking For Evidence.

Hey, I'm Gonna Call
The Van Dusens

To Come Get It After
The Awards Ceremony.

Well, How Are You Going To
Explain Being At Their Place?

Did Anybody See You?

Well, Their Maid Saw Me.

But I Put On A Mask Before She Could Know Who I Was.

Jay, You're In Trouble.

The Maid Saw Somebody
Sneaking Around,

And Their Prize Show Dog
Is Missing.

You're Gonna Call,

And Van Dusen Is Gonna Know
You Were There.

You Think?

Listen...

Just Bring The Dog Back To Van
Dusen's House And Leave Her.

Go In There. Go.
Go In There. Stay.

No!

This Is Where
You Live.

Now, Stay In There.
Go, Ok, Go.

Stay In There!

Oh, Oh, Man! Go Home!

Come On.

You Are Not
Coming Home With Me.

Ok?

Stop Following Me, Man.
Go Home!

No, No! You Are Not
Coming Home With Me.

Man, Peterson Is Tight.

Forget It.
You're Going To Starkwell.

Camille! C'mere, Camille!

Dad?

Put It Anywhere
You Want.

Ok.

Ronny, Come On!

Not On The Floor!

Camille?
Camille.

C'mere, Camille.

Welcome To Espn's Highlights
Of Today's Masters Action.

Reporting
From The Clubhouse...

Ward, I Can't
Find Camille.

She Must Be
Around Here Somewhere.

I've Looked
Everywhere.

Everywhere, Eliza?
That Seems Improbable.

Come Help Me
Look!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Get Out Of Here!

Adele, It's Me!
What Are You Doing?!

Adele, What In The World
Do You Think You're Doing?!

You Nearly Spatula-Ed Me
To Death!

Oh! Mr. Van Dusen!

Yeah!

I Am So Sorry.

I Tried
To Stop Them,

But There Were
Too Many Of Them.

Too Many Of Who?

They Were
In The Pool House.

I--

The Pool House.

Ronny?!

Yeah, Dad?

Is Everything All Right
In The Pool House?

Yeah, It's Fine.
Just Stay Out.

And Now For That
Incredible Hole In One...

Ward, I'm Worried.

Adele Said The Yard
Was Swarming

With Huge Masked
Men.

Seems Fine Now.

Ronny Said
The Pool House Is Ok.

Probably Just
Some Neighborhood Kids.

Did You Notice
Anything Missing?

Yes, Camille!

What If They Took Her?

She's A Valuable
Show Dog.

They Must Know
How Much She's Worth.

She's Fine.

The Regional Dog Show Trials Are Only A Week Away.

She Has To Be Ready
To Compete.

She's Probably
Just Scared And Hiding.

She'll Turn Up.
She Always Turns Up.

But Ward! You Know
How Camille Gets

Without
Her Medications.

Without Her Medications...

Nice Doggie.
Calm Down, It's Ok.

It's Ok... It's Ok...

Oh, No! Aah!

Oh No! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

How Can Such A Little Dog
Cause So Much Damage?

Dad's Glove.

Oh!

Man, Mike Is Gonna
Flip Out.

What Are You
Gonna Do?

I Gotta Get Rid
Of That Dog, First.

I Just Don't Know How To Get
It Back To The Van Dusens

Without Them Thinking
I Stole It.

I Tried Leaving The Stupid Dog There Again Last Night,

But She Wouldn't Stay.

What If You
Called Them Up

And Disguised Your Voice

So They Didn't Know
It Was You

And Told Them You Were
Leaving The Dog

In A Basket In The Park,

And They Could Just
Come And Pick It Up?

Hey. Hey, That's Not
Such A Bad Idea.

Testing. 1... 2...3.

Hello?

Good Morning, Mr. Van Dusen.

Who Is This?

I Have Your Dog.

Really?

You've Kidnapped Our Dog.

No... No.
No, I Didn't Kidnap--

You Didn't Kidnap
The Dog?

That's Funny. I Thought
That's What It Was Called

When Someone Breaks
Into A House,

Steals A Person's Dog,

Then Calls Up
With A Disguised Voice

Asking For Ransom.

Mr. Van Dusen,
You Don't Understand--

No, You Don't Understand.

I'm Glad You Took The Dog.
You Can Keep Her.

Don't Even Try
To Bring Her Back.

And If I Find You Anywhere
Near My House With That Dog

I'll Have You Arrested
So Fast

It'll Make Your Head Spin.

Oh, And By The Way,

How's Camille Doing
Without Her Medication?

Ha Ha Ha!

Oh...

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Aah!

Get Off Me,
You Stupid Dog!

Uhh! Get Off!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!

Aah!

Bye-Bye, Camille.

Sadly, I Won't Be Needing
These Allergy Pills Anymore.

I'll Never Sneeze Again
Without That Mutt.

Hah!

Ahh!

Ha Ha Ha! Ha!

No, No! Go Away!
Leave Me Alone!

Aah!

Heh Heh! Ha Ha Ha!

Gotcha!

You Might As Well Stop

Because I'm Not
Letting You Out

Until I Figure Out
What To Do With You.

You Don't Ever
Give Up, Do You?

Aah! Oohh!

Aah! Aaahhh!

Get Off Of Me!

Aah! Get Off Of Me!

Heh Heh! Ha Ha!

Let Go Of Me,
You Stupid Dog!

Whoa!

Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What Are You Doing
Home Already?

You Said You'd Be Home At 1600 Hours.

You're, Like,
500 Hours Early.

The Garage Got The Part
For The Jeep Early.

Is That Ok With You?

Hey, What Is Up
With That?

Oh, I--I Had
A Little Accident

Climbing A Tree.

Yeah, Whatever.

Hey, Those Are My Socks!

Man, Do We Have To
Start This Again.

I Do Own Socks.
I Don't Steal Yours.

Yeah, Whatever.
We'll Just Have A Little Look

In Your Dresser,
Shall We?

Here. Carry This.

Oof!

You're Gonna Have To Toughen Up,
Little Brother,

If You're Gonna Cut It
At Starkwell Next Year.

Come On, Keep Up.
Let's Go, Double Time.

Now, I Heard About The Peterson Scholarship.

How?

Rule Number One,
Little Brother,

Always Have
Informants, Ok?

Now, I Know You Worked Hard On That Scholarship,

But Don't Sweat It.
You're Better Off.

Don't Go In There!

Why Not?

Maybe We Could
Go Out To Lunch.

You Know, Maybe
A Nice Monte Cristo?

Maybe A Reuben,
Some Sauerkraut?

I Missed You?

Nice Try.

Excuse Me.

I Can Explain.

Come Here, You.

You Threw A Party,
Didn't You?

No.

No, You Don't Understand.
I Was Just--

You Little Meatstain!
When I Get Through With You,

There Isn't Gonna Be Enough Of
You Left To Spread On Toast!

Come Here!

Oh, You're Dead,
Meatstain.

Ahh!

Mom's Gonna Hear
About This!

Ahh! Ahh!

What Was That?

No--Don't--Noth--

No, No, No.
Wait. Ok.

See? There's Nothing
In There, Ok?

Yeah, See?

Ahh!

Ooh! Ooh!

What Is This Thing?

Ahh! Ahh!

Ahhh!

He's Right Behind You.
Hurry Up!

All Right, Explain.
Whose Dog Is That?

It's The Van Dusens' Dog.

Headmaster
Van Dusen?

He Wanted Me To Help
Watch It For A While.

And I Asked Mom,
And She Said It Was Ok.

Oh, Yeah, Right.
Prove It.

How Am I Supposed
To Prove It?

Why Else Would I Have
The Van Dusens' Dog?

Yeah. Well,
You Know What?

I'm Not Taking
Responsibility

For That Stupid
Pooch, Ok?

Now You Get Out There And Clean Up That Mess.

I'm Not Helping.

Get Out There
And Subdue That Dog!

Go!

Ahh! Oh!

Get Out Of There!

Oh, For Crying Out Loud!

Step Aside, Son.

Watch How A Real Man

Handles That
Stupid Mutt.

Hey, Dog!

Aah! Ahh! No!

No, No, No!

I Can't Fight!
I Can't! Wait! Wait...

No! No!

Mike, Give Me
Your Hand!

Aah!

Mike!

Jay, Do Something, Man!

Get Me Off Of This Table.

Look, It's Starting
To Crack, Man!

You Gotta Help Me!
Do Something!

Distract It Or Something!

Come Over Here.

No, No, No!

Get Out Of Here!
Shoo! Shoo!

The Table Is Cracking!

Just Come Over Here!

Ow!

You Ok?

No!

Stay Close To Me.
I Got You.

Ha Ha Ha.
Yeah.

What's Happening?

Cheap Batteries.

Fetch!

Into The Kitchen!

Hurry Up!

Ahh!

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Ahh!

Go Away!

Go Check It Out.

Is She All Right?

She's Still Breathing.

I Think She Just
Knocked Herself Out.

She Should Be Ok.

Man, You Really Saved
My Skin Back There.

Ha.

Don't Mention It.

You Think Well
On Your Feet,

And You Keep A Cool
Head Under Pressure.

Those Are Good Qualities In A Soldier.

Go Away!

I Said--

Phooh.

Hello, Ward.

Mr. Columbus, Sir.

Ward, We've Been
All Through This.

Mr. Columbus
Was My Father.

Besides,
We're Family.

You Can
Just Call Me Sir.

Yes, Sir. I Guess You've
Heard About Our Tragedy.

Poor Camille.

That's Why I'm Here.

Eliza Called Me,
Distraught.

She Loves That Dog.

As Do We All, Sir.

I'll Cut Right
To The Chase, Ward.

Find That Dog.

Whatever It Takes.

Eliza Wants To Win
That Dog Show.

Make My Daughter
Happy

Or I'll Find A Competent Headmaster For My School.

Where's The Money
Mom Left?

In The Cookie Jar.

And When You Get
Finished Over Here,

Get Started
On The Living Room.

And I Suggest
You Shake A Leg.

We've Got Some Calisthenics
To Get To, Soldier.

What? No Way!

Hey, Don't Give Me
Any Lip. All Right?

This Is For
Your Own Good.

Now You May Be Smart,

But You're Still
A Little Scrawny.

You Won't Last A Week
At Starkwell.

Now What's
Van Dusen's Number?

I'm Gonna Call Him And Tell
Him To Pick Up His Insane Dog.

No, No, No!

I Mean, I'll Do It.

You Know...

This Is All
My Fault Anyway, So...

I Should Be
Responsible For It.

That's What I Like
To Hear.

Good, Good,
Little Brother.

You're Taking Responsibility For Yourself.

Now, I'm Gonna Be
Upstairs Napping,

And When Mom Calls,

I Want To Talk
To Her.

Please Ring.

I'll Be A Nicer Person,
I Promise.

I Won't Ever--

Hello? Hello?

Hello, Mr. Van Dusen.

Ah, It's You.

Yeah. Um, I'm Gonna
Leave Your Dog In The Park.

Well, What Do You Want?
$2,000?

'Cause That's All
She's Worth, Really.

No, No. That's Not What--

Not What You Had
In Mind? Ok, Ok.

5,000.

You Said The Park?

Let's Meet At
The Ice Skating Rink.

4:00. Ok?

Ah.

Do I Even Want To Know

What You Were Up To
In There?

I Thought You Were
Taking A Nap.

I Changed My Mind.

Well, I Didn't Want
To Disturb You,

So I Called Up
Mr. Van Dusen

And Asked Him If I Can Bring The Dog Back Now.

And He Said Meet Him
At The Park,

So Can I Get A Lift?

Well, I Guess I Do Owe You
From Before, So Let's Go.

Did You Ask
Van Dusen For Money?

What? Excuse Me?

For The Damages
To The House.

I Mean,
His Dog Caused It.

I'd Say It's At Least A Couple Hundred Bucks' Worth.

Oh. Uh, Oh...

Hey, Ask Him.

Ok? He's Loaded.

He Owes Us.

Ok. All Right, Sure.
I'll Ask.

Hurry, Man. She's Waking Up.

What?

Ahh! Oh, My God!

Ahh!

Pull Over!

I'm Pullin'!

Ahh!

Hey, Man, Jump!

Jump!

Run! Run!

No, No!

She's Getting Away!

Great.
This Is Just Great.

No, See, Now You're
Gonna Have To Tell

Van Dusen That You
Lost His Dog.

But She's A Small Dog.
She Can't Go Too Far.

No. You Know What?
I Did Not Sign Up

For A Search
And Rescue, Ok?

This Is Your
Responsibility Now.

I'm Going Home.

And When You Get Home,

If I Just So Happen
To Be Asleep,

Please Don't Wake Me,
All Right?

Good Luck.

Thanks For Nothing!

Good Afternoon.

Hi.

Do We Have Business
To Take Care Of?

What Kind
Of Business?

Doggie Business.

Hey! Watch It, Mister.

Ahh!

Ugh.

Find The Dog?

Don't Worry About It.

Well, How Much Money

Did Van Dusen
Fork Over?

Um, W-W-Well,

He Didn't
Give Me Any Money

'Cause You Know
How He Is.

Said It's Not
His Fault.

Jay, Come On,
Little Brother!

His Dog
Is A Nut Case!

You Don't Ask Someone To Watch Your Dog

And Then Not
Tell Them That.

You Know What?

I'll Get Him To Pay.

No, No, No!
Don't Do That!

Because, Um...

'Cause You Can't.

Actually,
Yes, I Can.

Why?
Because He Owes Us.

Now Hand Over
The Phone!

Hey, Give Me That.

Let Go!
Hey, Come Here!

Come Here.

Come Here.

Get Off Me.

Yeah, Come Here.
Give It.

Give It, Give It.
Let Go.

Let Go!

Man, Stop. That's
My Drawing Hand.

Then Let Go!

Give Me It!

Ha, See?

Mike!

There's Something
I've Gotta Tell You.

How Could You Let
This Happen To You?!

You Should Have Spoken Up
Right From The Very Beginning,

Right When You
Knew That Ronny

Was Giving
Your Presentation!

You Have Got To Find
A Spine, Little Brother!

You're Gonna Get Crushed
At Starkwell.

Man, Enough With
The Starkwell Stuff Already!

I Don't Want
To Go To Starkwell!

I Don't Want The Same Things
You Want, Mike.

I Want To Study Art.

Art Is For People
Who Think

That They're Better
Than Everyone Else!

And I'll Tell You Something Else,
Little Brother.

If It Wasn't
For The Military,

People Wouldn't Even Be Able
To Waste Their Time With Art,

Because There Wouldn't
Be Any Freedom.

Dad Would've Wanted Me
To Do Whatever I Wanted To Do.

Look, I Can't Get
Involved With This.

A Thing Like This

Could Ruin
My Military Career.

You Figure It Out.

I'm Not Helping.

I Don't Want
Any Part Of This.

Why Would This Time
Be Any Different?

You Never Helped Me
With Anything!

That's Because You've Always Been Such A Little Baby!

Gosh, You're Such
A Snot!

Oh, Here Come
The Tears.

Go Ahead. Cry, Baby.

Man, I Hate You!

This Is What I Get.

This Is What I Get
After Being A Brother

And A Father To You
For The Past 6 Years.

That's Really Nice, Jay.

Man, You Were
Nothing To Me!

You Just Don't
Remember.

You Were Too Young
When It Happened.

Man, I Used To Do
A Ton Of Stuff For You.

Man, I Remember Plenty.

This One Night For Sure...

Right After He Died.

I Was 7 Years Old.

I Had A Nightmare,
And I Crawled Into Your Bed.

I Was Crying,
And You Woke Up And You Pushed Me Out.

You Wouldn't Even
Listen To Me.

All You Said To Me
Was Stop Being Such A Baby.

But I Was 7, Mike.

I Was A Baby.

I Don't Remember That.

Well, I'll Never Forget It.

It's When I Learned
I Should Never Count On You.

Hey. Just...
Just Wait, Ok?

Sit Down.

Forget About
The Stupid Dog, Ok?

It Followed You Home.
It Got Out On Its Own.

It Probably Would've
Been Lost Anyway.

I Don't Know, Mike.

I Mean...

It Sort Of Is My Fault
That The Dog Got Out.

Please.

I'm Sure That Silly
Dog Couldn't Wait

To Get Away
From Van Dusen.

Come On.

Someone Will
Find It, Adopt It.

It'll Be Much
Happier.

I Guess.

And I'm Gonna Call Van Dusen And Get To The Bottom

Of This Stolen
Presentation Thing.

No One Steals
From The Martins.

If Ronny Won With
Your Presentation,

Then You Deserve
That Scholarship,

And I'm Gonna
Get It For You.

But Van Dusen
Is Just Gonna Deny It.

We'll See.

Don't Worry About It.

You Ok?

But Mr. Van Dusen,

The Presentations
Were Exactly The Same.

Uh-Huh.

Word For Word.

I've Been Over All This With Your Brother, Michael.

Sir--

Ronny Wrote That
Presentation Himself.

Are We Clear
On This Now?

Good Night.

Well,
What Did He Say?

Well, He Said Ronny
Wrote The Presentation.

Told You He
Would Say That.

Well,
He's Obviously Lying.

How Can You Tell?

Well, His Mouth
Was Moving For One,

And Secondly,
Van Dusen's Pond Scum, Ok?

He's Always Been Pond Scum.

That's How I Know
He's Lying.

Hey, Do You Remember That
Time When I Was At Columbus

And I Got Cut
From The Baseball Team

To Make Room For His Nephew

Who Never Played Baseball
Before In His Life?

Well, Mike,
There's Nothing We Can Do About It Now.

Well, We Have
To Do Something.

I Mean, We Can't
Just Let Van Dusen

Get Away With This.

You Know What?

Here's What
We'll Do.

We'll Find
This Mutt Of His, Right?

And Since Van Dusen Seems
So Eager To Pay A Reward

For His Lost Pooch,

We'll Just Let Him.

But In The Meantime,

We Have To Stall For Time
While We Look For The Dog.

Wait, Mike.

Are You Sure This Is
The Right Thing To Do?

Hey, This Is About
Family Honor, Jay.

You're Going
To The Peterson Academy.

You Worked Hard For That Scholarship,
All Right?

You Deserve It.

Ok, What Did You Do
With My Brother Mike?

Ha Ha. Very Funny.

Hey,
But If We Do This,

We're Gonna Do It
The Army Way, Ok?

Strict And Covert.

Not A Word About This
To Anyone. You Understand?

Right.

All Right.

It Is Gonna
Be A Great Party.

It Will.
It's Gonna Be Great.

But It Would Be Even Better
If You Could Be There.

Jay!

Hey, Ronny.

Martian.

What's Up?

Nothin'.

Anyway, Listen.

If You Guys Need
Hall Passes,

I Mean,
If You Do Need 'Em,

I Am Running
A Special This Week.

2 For One.

So, You Should Call Me
About The Party Or... Or

Uh, You Know, You Should
E-Mail Me, Page Me, Fax Me,

Write Me, Whatever.

All Right, Babe? Bye.

I'm Glad You Made It,
Jay.

Ronny's Been Hanging
Around Me Like A Mosquito.

Never Stops
Being A Pest.

Jay Martin,

Please Report
To Mr. Van Dusen's Office.

Jay Martin, Report
To Mr. Van Dusen's Office.

Mr. Martin?

Yes, Sir?

My Dog Is Missing.

I Want To Talk To You About Getting Her Back.

I Am So Sorry,
Mr. Van Dusen--

Yeah, Yeah, I Know.

Looks Like A Textbook Dog-Napping Job.

Obviously, Somebody
Knows How Much

A Prize Show Dog
Is Worth.

I'm Putting Student Council

In Charge Of Posting
Reward Signs.

As President,
I Want You To Organize It.

$5,000 For Information

Leading To The Return
Of Camille.

Wow... That's A Lot
Of Money.

Whoever Tries To Bring
The Little Fluffball Back

Is Obviously The Dog-Napper.

When They Show Up
With The Dog,

I'll Have Him Arrested.
Everybody's Happy.

I Want Them Up By Tonight!

300 Signs!

No Excuses.

Go, Go, Go!

Oh. Yes, Sir.

He Talked About Them
Getting Arrested.

What Do I Do?

He Wants To Start
A War? All Right.

We Can Play That Game
For A Little While.

What About The Posters?

Stall As Long
As You Can, All Right?

Meet Me At Home,
1600 Hours.

Yes, Hello?

Hello, Van Dusen.

Where Were You
Last Night?

I Waited
Over An Hour.

Where Was I?
Where Were You?

I Was There.

At The Fountain?

The Marble Statue
Of The Angels

In The Center
Of The Park?

You Said The Ice Skating
Rink Near The Entrance.

That Is Insane.

Why Would I Ever
Agree To Meet You

At An Ice Rink?

Witnesses, Man! Unh!

Use A Little Common
Sense, Will You?

Look, I Don't Have To---

Never Mind.

I Forgive You.

What?

All Right. Now, Here's
What We're Gonna Do, Ok?

Just So There's
No Confusion Or Mix-Ups.

I Want You
To Meet Me At, Um...

Mrs. Bee's Bakery

At Exactly 4:00.

Come Alone. No Cops.

No Cops.

I Want You To Purchase
A Large Sheet Cake...

And Have Them
Write On It--

I'm Trying To Use
The Phone, Man.

Excuse Me, You Know?

Get To Steppin'.
All Right.

Have Them Write
On It...

"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"

In Blue--No, Red Icing.

That Is Ludicrous.

Of Course It's Ludicrous!

That's The Point,
Van Dusen! Man!

You Want The Dog,
Don't You?

Tell Me
You Want The Dog.

Now, Listen Up,
All Right,

'Cause There's
A Little More.

Uh, Jay?

Why Can't We Just
Make One Poster

And Photocopy It,
Like, 300 Times?

Well, Van Dusen Wants Colorful,
Attractive Posters.

If They Were
All The Same,

People Would Start
Ignoring Them, Right?

Mm-Hmm.

All Right, Guys.
We Need 300 Posters.

So, Let's Pick Up
The Pace.

All Right, Guys. It's Time
To Assemble A Posting Team.

I'll Lead,
And I'll Take, Um--

Oh, Oh, Oh!
Pick Me. Oh, Oh, Oh!

Oh...

Bill And Andy.

Yes!

Bill And Andy?

Are You Kidding?

I Thought Van Dusen
Wanted These Posters Up

By This Century.

They Haven't
Even Finished

Their First Poster.

Well, Guys, We Need
About 150 More.

So, Let's Keep 'Em Coming.
Here, Take That.

Come On.

Hey, Thanks, Jay.

This Is Way Cooler
Than Coloring.

Yeah, Way,
Way Cooler.

Here, Give Me
Some Of These.

Bill, We're Gonna
Have To Split Up

If We're Gonna Get All These Posters Up By Tonight.

Uh, Where Do You
Want 'Em Posted?

You Know What, Andy?

I'm Gonna Let
You Guys Decide

Where You Think The Most People Will Check 'Em Out.

Oh, And, Uh...

Good Luck, Guys.

♪ Itsy, Bitsy Spider ♪

♪ Went Up The Water Spout ♪

♪ Down Came The Rain ♪

♪ And Washed
The Spider Out ♪

I Just Knew
He'd Pick Us.

I Just Knew.

This Is Perfect
'Cause People Stand Here

For Like Ten Minutes
Washing Their Cars.

Yeah, Then They'll Have
To Read The Poster.

Here We Go.
All Right.

Don't Be Afraid Of It.
It's Not Gonna Bite You.

All Right.

Are You Sure
About This?

Yeah, I'm Positive.

All Right.

Done?

Yeah, Close
It Up Tight.

♪ Itsy, Bitsy Spider ♪

♪ Went Up The Water Spout ♪

♪ Down Came The Rain ♪

♪ And Washed
The Spider Out ♪

♪ Out Came The Sun ♪

♪ And Dried Up
All The Rain ♪

♪ And The Itsy,
Bitsy Spider ♪

♪ Went Up
The Spout Again ♪

♪ Itsy, Bitsy Spider ♪

♪ Went Up
The Water Spout ♪

♪ Down Came The Rain ♪

♪ And Washed
The Spider Out ♪

♪ Out Came The Sun ♪

Oh...

♪ The Itsy,
Bitsy Spider ♪

♪ Went Up
The Garden Hose ♪

♪ Down Came
The Snow ♪

♪ And Broke
The Spider's Nose ♪

Hey, What About
That Pole Over There?

Perfect. It's
By A Stop Light.

People Will
Have To Stop

And Read The Poster.

So They Don't
Blow Away.

Ok.

Here You Go.

Ok.

So, How Does It Look?

It Looks Great.

Oh, No, Wait!

Oh, Come Back!
Come Back!

Oh, No. He Got
Our Posters!

Hey, Give Us Back
Our Posters!

Oh, No, Come Back...

Still No Sign.

This Is Starting
To Look Suspicious.

We Better Try
Something Else.

Hey, Man!
Yo, There She Is!

Yes!

Oh, Yeah. We Got Her.
She's On The Line.

Aah!

Aah!

She's Gone!
Now What Are We Gonna Tell Van Dusen?

I Think We Need
A Little More Time.

I'm Gonna Have You The Dog By Friday, Sir.

Friday.

Absolutely.
My Promise.

I'm Not
Kidding Around.

All Righty, Then.
Bye-Bye.

I'm Tired
Of Your Excuses, Ward.

Yes, Sir. Bye-Bye.

The Dog Show Is Friday.
I Want That Dog--

Yes, Sir. Good-Bye.

Do You Know What
I'm Saying, Ward--

I'm Sorry, Sir. I Wasn't
Hanging The Phone Up--

What Happened,
You Sneaky Weasel?

Oh, It's You!
Listen To Me.

I Did Everything
You Asked Me To,

And You Still
Didn't Show Up.

You Called The Police,
Didn't You?

I Did No Such Thing.
You're Just Trying

To Make A Buffoon
Out Of Me.

I'm Done
With Your Games!

Hey, That Place Was
Swarming With Badges,

And You Know It.

Now, You Hold On
A Minute--

No, I Don't Have
A Minute, Van Dusen.

So, Listen Up, All Right?

4:30 Today.

Go By The, Uh,
Bowling Alley.

Get Yourself A Bright
Orange Bowling Ball.

I Want You To Bowl
10 Straight Frames

Of Gutter Balls.

Not One Pin Knocked Down,
You Understand Me, Mister?

The Last Frame, Your Ball
Will Be Returned To You

With A Note Attached

Telling You Where
To Find The Dog.

Oh, By The Way, Uh,

Does Your Wife
Have A Frilly Robe

And Some
Fluffy Slippers?

Yes! Goose Egg.

"O" For 10.

Guess It's
Not My Night.

Where's That Note?

I Want My Note!

Where's My Note?

You Promised Me A Note!

I Want It!
Give It To Me Now!

I Want That Note!

Oh, No!

Get Away. Get Away.

Mommy! Get Away.

Oh, Mommy!

There She Is.

See, I Told You
I Knew Her Voice.

You Don't Listen To
That Yapping All Night

Without Getting It
Burned Into Your Mind.

All Right Now.
Just Stay Behind Me, All Right?

She Might Make
A Run For It.

All Right, Come On.
Watch My Back.

All Right,
Come Here.

Come On, Stay Close.
Stay Close, Come On.

Hi. Come Here, Girl.
Come Here, Camille.

Come Here, Dog.

Come On, Camille.

I Got Her.

All Right, Come On.
Get Her, Get Her, Get Her!

Whoa!

I Don't Believe It.

Me Neither.

Nice. Well Done,
Little Brother.

Come Here,
You Stupid Dog. Hello.

She Acts A Lot
More Normal Now.

Yeah.

I Guess All She Needed Was To Run Around

And Burn Off Some Energy,
You Know?

I Mean,
She Spends Half Her Life At The Groomer

And The Other Half
Going To Dog Shows.

She Just Needed
To Chill Out And Be

A Regular Dog
For A While.

Now We Can Really Set Up
That Trade, You Know?

I Got A Good Feeling
About This, Jay.

I've Been Informed
That We're Up And Running

At Your House As Well.

Good.

I Want That Miscreant
Behind Bars

As Soon As Possible.

This Way, Son.

You, Uh...
You Wanted To--

What?

You Wanted
To See Me, Sir?

I Want 300 New
Posters, Martin,

With A Police Hotline
Number On 'Em.

Get On It Right Away.

Excuse Me, Excuse Me,
Excuse Me.

No Way.

No Way!

Excuse Me, Are You
Gonna Be Long?

'Cause I Have To Make
A Really Important--

Shh!

Are You Serious?

No Way.

No Way.

Really?

No Way.

No Way, No Way,
No Way.

Hello.

Hello For The Last
Time, Van Dusen.

What Do You Mean?

Well, Either We Settle
This Matter Today,

Or It Does Not
Get Settled At All.

Yeah, Right.

Yeah, Right.

I'm So Sure.

No Way.

He Is Not.

She Is Not.

We Are Not!

This Is An Emergency.
I'm Really Sorry.

Oh!

Let's Just Keep It Nice
And Simple, All Right?

Let's Meet In A...

Simple Location
In A Secluded Part--

Oh, You Know What?
Hold On.

That's My Other Line.

He Put Me On Hold.

That's Excellent.
That Buys More Time.

We Just Need 2 Minutes.

Hello?

The Police Are Tapping
Van Dusen's Phone!

What?

I'm On The Other Line
With Him Right Now.

Hang Up!
Hang Up Now!

Van Dusen?

Yes.

I Thought
Of A Place.

Uh, You Know?
I Gotta Go. Bye.

Ghee!

He Hung Up On Me.

Jay!

Hey, Jay!
Over Here.

Hey, Man, Any Sign?

No. The Trace Must Not
Have Gone Through.

We Can't Just
Turn Her In Now.

Well, Maybe We Can
Let Her Loose,

And Hopefully,
Someone Will Find Her.

What If She Gets
Hit By A Car?

I Can't Live
With That.

Look, It's Either
That Or We Go To Jail.

I Mean, Do You
Understand, Jay?

Our Lives Could
Be Ruined By This.

Mike, Look.

I'm Sorry I Got You
Involved In This.

Look, If We
Get Arrested,

I Promise I Will
Take All The Blame.

And If I Wasn't
Such A Wimp,

None Of This Would
Have Ever Happened.

No, See. We're
In This Together.

And We'll Get Out
Of It Together.

Good.

'Cause I Think I Got
A Plan That'll Get Us

Out Of All Of This.

All Right.
Well, Let's Hear It.

All Right. First...

So...

What Do You Think
Of My Disguise?

I Told You, Man.

It Looks Like You
Cut It Off The Dog.

Really?

It's 'Cause I Did.

I Don't Know About
This, Little Brother.

It Seems Really
Risky To Me.

It's Simple.
See, Look.

The Police Are In
The Main House.

So, I'll Just
Sneak Through

The Neighbors'
Backyards...

And Into
The Pool House.

But If Ronny's There,

You Just Distract Him
For A Little Bit.

It'll Be Fine.

I Guess...

But I Don't Really
Know A Whole Lot

About Bmx Bikes.

Just Wing It.

Ok, When You Hear
The Bird Call--

Caw, Caw--

Get Out Of There.

Hey, Did You Draw This
All From Memory?

Yeah.

It's Really Good, Jay.

Thanks.

All Right, Camille.

Ready To Go Home?

Oh, I'm Gonna
Miss You, Too.

So Long, Puppy Dog.

Shh! Quiet!
Quiet!

Don't Worry, Camille.
We're Just Gonna Take You

For A Little Walk
In The Basket, Ok?

Good Girl.
Who's A Good Dog?

How'd You Get Her
To Do That?

I Don't Know.

I Was Just
Nice To Her.

All Right.

Wish Me Luck.

You Don't Need Luck,
Little Brother.

It's A Good Plan.

Oh!

Go On, Suggs.

Go Outside.
Do Your Business.

Aah! Aah!

Aah, Get Off Of Me!
Get Away! Aah!

Oh, Aah, Aah!

Get Away From Me!
Get Away, Get Away!

Aah!

Come Here, Suggs!

Come On, Boy!

Good Boy, Suggs.

Hi. Who Are You?

Hi, I'm
Fred Fredrickson.

Yeah, I'm A Reporter
From Bmx Magazine.

I Was Wondering If You'd
Be Interested In Doing

A Small Review
For The Magazine?

Wait. Wait, How Did You
Know I Like Bmx Bikes?

Well, You Do Subscribe To The Magazine,
Don't You?

No. No, I Don't.

I Get My Issues
Up The Street.

Ok, Well,
You Know What?

If You're
Not Interested

In Getting
A Free Bmx Bike

For Writing A Real Kid's Review,
That's Ok--

No, Actually,
I'm Interested.

I--What Do I Do
To Get The Bike?

Well, Just Answer
A Few Questions For Us

To See
If You Qualify, Ok?

Let's Have 'Em.

Ok, Um, Questions.

Let's See What
We Got Here. Um...

Ok, Uh, Bmx Stands
For What, Exactly?

Uh, Bicycle Motocross.

Next.

Ok, Um...

Let's Go,
Let's Go, Let's Go...

Oh, Man.

Um...

Those Things That The Bmx Frame Rides On.

What Are
Those Called?

You Mean The Tires?

You're Good, Mister.

You're Really Good.

Ok, Um, Well...

To "Pop A Wheelie"
Means

To Do What
In Bmx Jargon?

These Questions
Are Ridiculous, And--

You Know What?
That's Wrong. I'm Sorry.

No, You Know What?
I Know The Answer.

I've Been Trying--

Oh--

I...

Zzz--Ok?

I Can Only Accept Your Initial Answer To The Question.

Next Question.

Oh.

What Was That?

Oh, Sorry.

I Had A Little Rumble
In My Stomach.

I'm A Little Hungry.

So, Tell Me, What
Kind Of Axel Grease

Does Bmx Rider
Kai Vierstra Prefer?

What's The Guy's Name?

Uh, Kai Vierstra.

It's In The Throat.

Rrr...

Yeah, Uh-Huh.

I Don't Know.

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Van Dusen.

Sorry I Had To Hang Up
On You The Last Time.

I, Uh...

I Stubbed My Toe.

Anyway, This Is
Your Last Chance

To Get Your Dog Back,
So Listen Up.

I'm Listening.

Meet Me Behind
Fineman's Deli

In One Hour.

It's Secluded There.

Good-Bye,
Mr. Van Dusen.

No, Wait, Can--

He Hung Up.

No, He Didn't
Break The Connection.

We're Still Tracing.

Oh, We're
Gonna Get Him.

Come On.

I'm Gonna Miss You.

Look...

I Don't Really Have Time
For A Long Good-Bye, But...

You Be Good, Ok?

Uh, Well...

Uh, Mars
Is The Fourth,

Fifth, Or Sixth
Planet From The Sun?

Wait, That Has Nothing
To Do With Bmx Bikes.

Bye, Camille.

Caw, Caw!

Oh, You Know What?
It's A Moot Point,

Because You Didn't
Pass The Test.

Wait, What Do You Mean,
I Didn't Pass?

I Got One Wrong.

No, No, No.

See, You Missed
The Whole

"Pop A Wheelie"
Question, And--

That's Still
One Wrong!

Thank You So Much For Playing.
I Appreciate Your Time, Ok,

But We've Got A Lovely Parting Gift For You Today.

Please Enjoy These
Free Bmx Magazines.

Have A Great Day, Ok?

Buh-Bye.

I Won, Really.

It Says The Call Is Coming In From This Address.

It Can't Be.
We're All Right Here.

Except For...

Go, Go!

Hello?

Hello, Indeed.

Oh, Hey,
You Found Camille.

We Certainly Did, And I,
For One, Am Speechless.

My Own Son. I Would
Never Have Guessed.

Oh, Is My Little Baby
All Right? Oh...

Is This What You Were
Gonna Do With The Money?

Buy A Bmxer I Already
Said You Couldn't Have?

First Of All, Stop
Calling It A Bmxer.

That's Not
What It Is.

And Second Of All,

What Are You
Talking About?

Don't Play Innocent
With Us, Young Man.

Kidnapping
Your Own Mother's Dog.

How Low Can You Get?

I'd Say The Apple Doesn't Fall
Very Far From The Tree, Ward.

Everybody Wants To Get Where
They're Going As Fast As They Can.

Including Those With
Physical Challenges.

Our Town Can Make
Greater Efforts To Create

A More Handicapped
Accessible Environment

With The Addition
Of Moving Sidewalks

Throughout
The Entire Town,

And Automatic Doors
Outside Of Every Building.

We Could
Begin The Process

Of Reversing
Discrimination

Against The Physically
Challenged In Our World...

And Eventually,
In The Entire World.

You Just Heard Jay Martin's
Scholarship-Winning

Community Improvement
Presentation.

In Light Of Some
Recent Occurrences,

We Re-Opened
The Competition.

And So, Mr. Martin
Will Be Attending

The Donald Peterson
Academy

On A Full Scholarship.

Good Job, Man.
Well Done.

Thanks.

Come Here, Come Here.
Good Job.

Knucklehead!

Before We Call
The Graduates Up

To Receive Their
Diplomas,

I'll Make A Short Speech About
The Promise Of The Future,

Then You Will Introduce Our Key Note Speaker,

Nurse Ketcham.

You Buzzed, Sir?

Yes, Ward.

I'd Like Another
Orange Soda,

With Less Ice
This Time.

And Another Root Beer
For Mr. Martin.

Sorry To Interrupt,
Daddy,

But I Just Had To Stop By With The Good News.

Did You See That?

I've Never Seen Camille Take To Someone Like That.

Guess I... Just Have
A Way With Dogs.

This Dog Is An Excellent
Judge Of Character.

What Are You Doing
Here, Dear?

Oh, I Just Had To Come By.
I Couldn't Wait.

I Just Came From The Vet,

And He Said That Camille
Was Just Fine.

He Said That All This Time She
Was Probably Just Stressed!

That Couldn't Wait
Until I Got Home?

Ooh, No, This Couldn't.
It's The Most Wonderful News In The World.

Camille Is Going
To Have Puppies!

Of Course, I Want
To Keep Most Of Them.

But... Since Camille Seems To Like Jay So Much...

Would You Like One
Of Her Puppies?

Yeah, Thanks.

But The Puppies Will Play Havoc With My Allergies.

Oh, I Know.
With Ronny Off At School,

You Can Move Into
The Pool House.

It's For Your
Own Good.

Thank You, Dear.

Hey, Mr. Van Dusen.

Congratulations
On The Puppies.

It Couldn't Have Happened
To A Nicer Guy.

March... Left!

Left! Left!

March Left!

Platoon Halt!

I'm Proud Of You,
Son.

You've Whipped This Sorry Group Into Fine Shape.

Thank You, Sir!

Carry On.

About... Face!

Cadet Van Dusen!

What Is The Starkwell
Creed, Son?!

Always Try Harder!
Never Give Up, Sir!

What Are The 3 Rs,
Son?!

Rules, Regimen,
And Respect, Sir!

What Does Pop-A-Wheelie Mean To You?

Yeah!

Right...

Face!

Forward... March!

Left... Left...

Left, Right, Left.

Left, Left.

Left, Right, Left.

Left, Left.

Left, Right, Left.