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'O birds, you are all over this world'

'You have spread your wings
right up to Heaven'

'Our earth and our skies
abound in these birds'

'Feathered creatures of our world!'

I just read his latest paper
He's working on this new type of robot

Looks like heavy security
There's an auto drone

Shall we ask him questions?

Ask sensible questions please

Any idea what to ask
One look at him and-

'Welcome'

We are from Excel Engineering college

Robotic research students

We've got an appointment
to meet Dr Vaseegaran

Please come in

Dude, soooper hyperbola!

Excuse me
You are-

I am Dr Vaseegaran's assistant

- Your name
- Nila

- Beauuuutiful!
- Thanks

Nila...moon!

What?

It's a lie to say
there's no gravity in the moon

- Why?
- You are such a magnetic force!

Your laughter can be my ringtone!

Can I have your number?

11423879

Enough! The whole floor is slippery!

Hi

Hello, sir

Please sit down

Doctor, we are mechatronic students

Professor Mithra told us you have
created a new humanoid robot

- Can we take a look at that?
- Sure

This is the new robot I have created

Project Nila

Nice, intelligent, lovely assistant

Humanoid X12 2018 model

Quantum Core Millenia

X12 5D Extreme processor

Unlimited Cloud memory

1 Tera hertz speed

Built in simulated Amygdala

This is her MPU
Memory and Power Unit

Works like our heart

Synthetic skin

Ultra realistic humanoid

You are such a magnetic force!

What about that phone

That's my IMEI

- Is she also like Chitti, doctor?
- No

Created adhering to Asimov's laws
this is a domestic purpose robot

You can treat her as your friend,
secretary and caretaker

She will be of help to mankind
in all ways and always

Does it have feelings, doctor?

Yes, pre programmed,
customizable, controlled feelings

Is there any chance for Chitti
to resurface again, doctor?

All our present scientific inventions
in the beginning were opposed as dangerous

And labelled as null and void

Bound by time

It became a necessity
in the ensuing years

Chitti will also be a pre requisite one day

Dot!

- Hey Nikita
- Go to hell!

Bulb! You got what you deserved

Nikita, hear me out

I acted as if I was flirting with her
just to make you see red

- As if I didn't know she's a robot?
- 'Get lost, liar!'

My Barbie doll
My Snow White princess!

'Shut up and hang up!'

Believe me, I've booked
an Apple watch for your birthday

Sushma, Moksha has got
a new Collection today

You eat and then I'll come over, okay?

My flight was delayed
Inform the clients, I'll be there by-

When I get back from work
I chat with my family nonstop!

We spend quality time you know

You bloody swine!

Harith, can I have my phone?

Daddy has to make an important call

Give me the phone

Don't cry...here

I didn't do anything

What is the bid today
in our chit fund?

Can get Rs 3000

What is this?

Make 'Dhal Rice' and potato curry
for dinner, enough

Grandpa!

'Residing in all of that as Me'

'So that Me through this Me'

'Talking to Me'

Dude, this must be
our principal's handiwork!

Where are you, dear?

Coming to the terrace?

What happened?

Our project manager and
prickly 'Jackfruit' Asha

...are hand and glove in this

That's why he promoted her
and sent her on site

He went to get the bore-well man
No sign of him still

Tomorrow is Mahavir Jayanthi
All the shops will be closed

Buy our stuff tonight, okay?

This phone has 4G, Wifi, Bluetooth
plus dual Sim capacity

I came to see girls but here,
men all around

Danger
Girlfriend calling

- Hi Sana
- 'Hi scientist sir'

'Wonder of wonders
You picked my call?'

- Sorry, Sana
- 'How many calls?'

'Can't you even pick my call?
Are you that busy?'

'Just for your sake I'm 10,000 km away
and studying here like a lunatic'

'Under the pretext of working on
your project, are you flirting with Nila?'

That's a robot, Sana

'But a female doll, right?'

Don't be mad at me, honey

'I called you 112 times!'

I'll accept your punishment
and kiss you 112 times

'No need 112'

'Just 1 phone-kiss, let me see'

Mua-

Flying kiss?!

Sir, where should I complain
to retrieve my mobile?

All of them are waiting too!
Go and stand in the queue

How can a cell phone fly?
And where will it go?

Who is behind all this?
What is the reason?

'Is a whole gang behind this
or just an individual?'

'This is scary'

Is this a sign our world
will perish as people claim?

Like the ozone hole there is
a black hole in the sky it seems

It has sucked all the phones I believe

Hey! What you talking

You're talking as if it's a drainage hole

I'm in the share market
My job is dependent on cell phones

Life is absolutely boring
without WhatsApp and selfies

As soon as I wake up
I take my mobile to the loo

I feel I've lost my hand now!

My husband is working in Qatar

Our long distance romance
is only through cell phone

I've saved my mom's
I don't even know her landline

I've stored my bank account
ATM pin

It has personal videos and photos
of my girlfriend and me

What if they are uploaded
on an adult site?

Excuse me, is there a separate section
for iPhone?

For sure! It has been opened
near pagal khana, go there

Sir, I'm very sentimental
about this cell phone

Do something, sir

How can I take this as a complaint?

- Get lost!
- Sir, please

I had hooked my wedding chain
on my mobile, sir

I lost that too

10 sovereign
Pure gold, sir

No wife to nag, no phone bills
to pay, why don't you relax?

God will be appeased if you do
a redemption ritual in Thirunallar, sir

You and your silly superstitions!

Commissioner sir asked me to meet you

I'll take care, sir

Thank you

Telecom minister is on the line

Sir, even our chief minister
has lost his mobile

He is on another line

Your secretary is right here
I'll handle it, sir

Sir, minister's phone-

I've embedded precious stones all over

0.25 karat, sir

526 stones, sir

it costs 2crore, sir

Somehow retrieve it for us, sir

Understood

He's chief technical officer of BSNL

Ramasubramaniam

I heard you're tracking with Sim card

- What happened, sir?
- It isn't our BSNL network alone

All the other networks too
are unable to track even 1 phone, sir

All the cell phones
have been switched off

Every single phone in the city is missing

How can all of them
be switched off?

How is it even possible

'Welcome'
- Breaking News

'Cell phones vanish into thin air
People are going crazy'

'Police department puzzled'

'Chief secretary calls
a special panel to discuss'

'So, I think
you know the situation'

What is this?

What is this phenomenon?

This is strange

I've checked all the NASA studies
and Interpol records

No one has recorded such an event
anywhere in the world

There is no scientific explanation
so far for this rare occurrence

It is so obvious

This is a terrorist attack

They are planning something large-scale

If we can't come up with a reason

...it's our habit to blame
either God or terrorists, right?

Can it be the handiwork of aliens
from a different planet maybe?

No, sir

According to ISRO reports

...no new movements or alien activities
have been recorded in space

Can it be a conspiracy by some
international company in the same field?

I mean, wipe out the present
telephone technology

And bring in a new
scientific know-how

This is a public display

As far as i know, all the mobiles in the city
flying in mid air like sparrows

There isn't any technology
like this nowhere in the world

May be someone we know here
who botched up a lousy robot earlier

Some crank scientist

...is messing up with some other invention
in the name of novelty, who knows!

Who is this?

Late Mr Bohra
AIRD director

His son
Dhinendra Bohra

Scientist, he's also a director in AIRD

On the day all the cell phones went missing

...data from INSAT 3D weather satellite

And GSAT 16 communication satellite

This is the visualization of
combined data

All these dots are cell phones

After a certain distance
the dots vanish into thin air

Cell phones haven't crossed
the troposphere

That is, not crossed
10 km above sea level

If you take the distance into account

...not crossed a radius
of 200 km beyond Chennai

They are all missing
within this sphere somewhere

We are aware of only 4 forces

Gravity, electromagnetic,
strong nuclear, weak nuclear

These 4 won't attract mobile force

I believe this can be
explained scientifically

Dot!

I believe all the phones in this shop
broke the glass panes and flew out

When will the container lorry
reach here?

- 'Crossed Nagari'
- Doomed!

Not yet crossed Agra border?

We've announced
tomorrow's sale

No one has a cell phone in the city

They will make a beeline to our shop
like devotees in the Tirupati temple at 6am

'Don't worry, it will be
delivered at 4:00 a.m'

You've been saying this
like a broken record!

[song playing]

Bro, what is that deafening sound?

Songs nowadays are only like this!

Bro...?!

Someone is digging
with a crowbar in our van

We have only cartons
with cell phones in there

Call me, as soon as
the truck reaches here

Have you asked
for police protection?

Paid them, the cops will
be here by tomorrow morning

Okay. What if all the cell phones we get
for our sale tomorrow fly away?

It means we are jinxed
beyond redemption

Not only for us
For the entire city

[dog barking]

Jai Hanuman !

Bless everyone with Your grace

Wha...what is that noise?

'The container has arrived, sir'

Who is that?

'Mohanan, sir'

'You asked me to call you
as soon as the container arrives, right?'

- Where?
- 'To your house' sir.

Please cooperate

Go back

Hello Sir

- Commissioner Rajendran asked me to come
- Please come in

There is no evidence of human presence
in Jayanth Kumar's murder

As the deceased is a cell phone merchant

...he wanted you to check for clues

His family members are out of town

He was all alone

The servants are not aware of anything

No fingerprint or footprint in the room

He exploded into pieces

But there is no evidence
of explosives whatsoever

He had advertised in the papers
about his Mobile Sale in a big way

The container carrying the load
met with an accident yesterday night

The entire load went missing

Nothing makes sense, sir

Someone or something doesn't like
the presence of cell phones here

This is silicon, enamel and
polycarbonate dust from lots of mobiles

Different brands
manufactured on different dates

Will you believe me if I say
Jayanth Kumar was killed by cell phones?

A cell phone is an assassin?

What do you mean, sir?

All the missing cell phones
have landed here

How did these phones come here?

Where did they go?
We should find out

Dot!

'What's the matter sir, what a surprise!
You've called of your own accord'

Sana, call getting connected is a big thing now.
this is the city's last phone

To trace the phones, I've fixed a tracker
in my old phone and I've activated it

'Oh! So am I the guinea pig?'

Not like that, Sana, my phone flew away
before I could send my kisses!

That's why, I thought
I'll do it today-

'After 3 days, huh?'

'What happened to your landline?
Why didn't you call from that

Phone was engaged, Sana

'Don't lie'

'Accept you don't remember my

'Out of sight, out of mind!'

'Now your whole world is Nila'

She's just like a laptop

'You bet she's on your lap
and you're coddling her 24x7!'

- 'A duet on top of all this!'
- Shut up!

'If I speak the truth,
should I shut up?'

Stop nagging me

This phone may also fly away!

Mu-

Gone with the wind!

Hey! No more films for you!

They, activate EMR

Activating EMR

What is happening?
Are they looking for a bomb?

- You search that side
- Okay, boss

Thanks, Nila

Why thank a laptop?!

[overlap of voices]

They are discussing about
your issue inside, wait

Sir, Onicel owner Manoj Lulla is coming

He's such a pain in the wrong place!

Welcome sir. Come

- Is he in?
- Please go in, sir

2G...!

Talk to you later

- Please sit down
- I don't need any pacifying

What are you up to?
Does a Govt exist or not?

Look, Mr Lulla

Govt and God are one and the same

If you believe, they exist
If not, they don't

But you ensure your palms
are greased promptly, eh?

Without exception it has snatched
all my cell phone towers

Destroyed all the microwave emitters

Not just yours, sir

Microwave emitters of all other
networks have been destroyed too

Uprooted the vendors' towers
they had rented as well

Everyone is in a state of shock
You saw them, right?

What should I see?

My loss runs in millions

If this continues, in 3 months
I'll be in the streets

We are watching
from all angles

Not enough if you just watch

We've paid through our nose for you
and your party during the election

You should be standing out in the open
with your arms stretched like a tower

Don't get tense

This isn't your problem alone

Before hasn't something like this happened?

We don't know how to manage this situation

in our cabinet meeting
we've requested military aid

To protect the towers we will use army

Don't think you can appease me
like how you tackle the general public

I give you 1 week grace time

By then things should
go back to normalcy

I must start my business again

Otherwise the next upload in Wiki Leaks...

...will be yours!

5th force

The scientific world is still into
extensive research about this force

The way it works
How to measure it

Our knowledge is zilch

This could be the evidence
for the existence of the 5th force

We can't explain this force based
on our knowledge of science

Using the amenities at our disposal

...we can't combat it either

That's why we've requested
our military to step in

Sir, it's a huge force

I saw it with my own eyes

If you ask the military
to combat it

...you will only face
enormous loss of life

What should we do then?

To combat it effectively
we need a super power

We need exceptional intelligence

Extraordinary powerful force

We need a man with
the boon of immortality

A man who will never die?

Does a person like that exist?

Chitti

The Robot!

We must get him from the museum

Dot...!

I'm waiting

No...impossible

It's illegal

that robot is banned

Has been dismantled too

Have we forgotten how it went
out of control

How many people lost their lives
Immense loss of property as well

...if we bring it back

...it won't die

It will massacre all of us

Everyone is aware who was responsible
for that robot's drastic change

This time I'll ensure
such a blunder does not occur

Sir, this is Mr Vaseegaran's conspiracy

He wants to use this critical situation
and reactivate his invention

He wants to make money by
selling it to multinational companies

Now you decide

Have we assembled here
to save the people?

Or for Vaseegaran's advertising?

Okay, so you come up with a solution

Let's...think about it

That's why we are here

Sir, my suggestion is based
purely on good intentions

This is the start
of an apocalypse

If we don't prevent it now, we'll be
wiped out en masse, only Chitti can save us

Mr Vaseegaran

We can't flout a court order blatantly

The process required
to do so is very tedious

I must pass an ordinance
in the Parliament

Opposition parties should cooperate

- Not possible
- It is possible, sir

Have a minister seen a situation like this before?

We can convince the court
by explaining in detail later

Such a rule exists

But if that robot kills some people?

Who will take the responsibility?

Mine?

Or our minister?

- Such a situation won't arise, sir
- Why not?

That's a machine

We can't predict
when it may screw up

If it does something drastic
I'll be held responsible

Let's forget Chitti

Suggest some other option

Military is the only other feasible option

Let's go ahead with that

Request and the order
will be released by today

Do the needful

Hello...?

So

Plan collapsed?

Dhina, what is all this?

You are a scientist
You are well aware

Of course

But I won't let it happen

I'll never allow you to bring
that nitwit Chitti back to life

What do you have against me?

You murdered my dad

Me...?

That Chitti

Your alter ego

That is also you!

'Hey! Lulla'

'minister speaking'

'Your tower is back in its place
You saw it on the way, right?'

'All the phones are back in the city'

'You can go back
to your business'

Where are you speaking from?

'Right here'

[Security speaking]

They go up

Hack it open, Nila

Boss, according to my rules
hacking is illegal

Isn't this wrong?

This will come under ethical hacking
Exception...do what I say

I understand, boss

'If a handful of people benefit'

'...nothing is wrong', right?

Hey ! Where did you learn all these?

I should know all that humans like

As per your adaptive learning
you've programmed in me

Human beings have
only 4 preferences

TV, Cinema, food and gossip

Easy!

"Iron heart sprouting for the 1st time?"

"Is it an invitation of first love divine?"

"Iron heart blossoming for the 1st time?"

Shut up!

'Leaving from airport
Battalion

Entire state is under military control

People need not panic

Technology related to cell phone
networks in all the places

...is being attended to
on a war-front emergency basis

With military protection...

...arrangements have been made
to restart sales of cell phones

Very soon, people can start
using their cell phones as usual

- Hey, Balu
- Sir...?

Call the minister and ask him
to provide us military protection

We have 4 police vans
round the clock stationed here, sir

If you look at the 303 rifles they have
even street dogs won't be scared

We need AK 47, man

You saw how Manoj Lulla whom we met
2 days ago was squeezed like juice, right?

I was the one who signed the order
to revive cell phone service in the city

Looking at the current situation
looks like I'll be the next juice!

Call for the military immediately

Juice for you, my dear

- Is security in position?
- We've assigned 2 men, sir

- Enough strength in front?
- Yes, sir

'Attack in Porur
Company on high alert'

'Attack in Porur
Company on high alert'

Sir...!

Sir..!

What happened?

That cell phone gang uprooted
all the towers in Porur

Wiped out our military force it seems, sir

No one knows where
that horde has vanished now

Yov! Porur is quite close to this place

Double the protection
round our house

A whole battalion is alert, sir

Ask them to shut all gates,
doors and windows

Not even the smallest hole
should be exposed

Sir, everything has been closed
Including the computer’s Windows!

They are throwing stones at us

Sir, this isn't a stone
It's your cell phone

Your missing cell phone
Come and see for yourself

'True that!'

All the precious stones are intact

How can you underestimate a minister?

Technology is in the palm of my hands!

That's why it has got scared
and returned only my mobile!

Who is this 'Unni Krishnan' calling ?

It's an unknown

Yov! Call the military

- Ask them to shoot this sparrow
- Okay, sir

Go...go...go

Get out!

[walkie talkie radio chatter]

Sir, this way please

- How is Mr Vairamurthy?
- Critical, sir

He's unable to breathe

- Something is blocking his windpipe
- What is it?

Don't know exactly, sir

His secretary is equally dumbfounded

[gasping for breath]

- Did you scan his body?
- We did, sir

All the reports are normal

But he is unable to breathe, sir

- What happened, doctor?
- He is no more

Whaat?!

Phone...phone

All the phones flew away, sir

Landline, man

Hello, I am Home minister
Vijay Kumar speaking

Activate that robot Chitti immediately

Today

Right now

How can you ask as if you're ordering
'idli' and 'vada' as Take away?

It is a ban by the court, sir

I can't flout the rules of the court

I'll handle all those formalities

1st activate Chitti at once

How is it possible immediately?

An ordinance has to be
passed in the Parliament

'The Opposition has to cooperate'

The process is extremely complicated, sir

40 members of the Parliament
will favor us, sir

I'll handle all that

It's a machine, sir

We don't know when it will malfunction

Who will shoulder the responsibility
if it kills someone? You or me?

Yov! Don't seek revenge
oblivious of time or situation

It went into our Telecom minister's mouth

God knows which part of me it will target

I'll take all the responsibility

Satisfied?

Dot!

I came here at midnight
There was a queue right then

I haven't got the phone as yet
and she wants me to top up!

Without cell phones, our life is like
'A Few Pages Missing In The Middle'

Okay, what if the cell phones
fly away again?

I'm as sharp as a needle, you see

Take a look

You've fixed it like the chained tumbler
in the railway station!

Sir, for a while I was
so relaxed without cell phones

No ringtones to bug me daily
I'm lifting my head to see the world

I talk to my children
I visit my friends face to face

- Great feeling, eh?
- Then why the hell is he here?

What to do?
A cell phone is like one's wife

Damn if she exists
Darn if she doesn't!

Become a habit!

Yes!

Chitti, you're back?

The way I fell I thought
my skull will blow to bits

Thank you, Chitti

Holy crow!

Chitti to Control

- 'Control to Chitti'
- Assemble at TTK road junction

What is this?

Integral space research center

That space research center isn't active now

Research is no longer
conducted there

Only 2 technicians are left

In 1964, head of Atomic Commission
Dr Homi Baba inaugurated this center

Call Dr Sam

Hello, Sam here

Dr Sam, I'm Vasi

I need this information now, urgent

What is that space research center
in sector II Phase XIV?

Vasi, keep this confidential

To find out if life exists
in other planets just like us on earth

...signals are sent from many parts
of the world to outer space

That is one such place
from where signals are sent

What kind of signals are being sent?

There are good forces and bad forces
co existing in this world

We send only positive signals
to outer space

Because only positive energy
present in space

...should be aware
of our presence here

Thank you very much, Sam

Chitti, play that visual
in Kirlian mode

Look at that

If that cell phone bird is scared
of the positive signals from the emitters

...there is some negative force
embedded in it

By negative force
you mean from another planet?

Freeze it

No, this is some negative force
present only on our earth

This is a human face

It looks very familiar to me

Nila, I want all the recent
abnormal events in Thirukazhukundram

Most importantly
details of the deceased asap

Doctor, this resembles the emitter
we saw in that space research center

- Exactly
- What is your plan?

You know by now
You tell me

If it is a human negative energy
that is creating the 'mobile' force

...it has no physical form

But only the aura
that surrounds the human body

Aura...?

Atoms in a human body
consist of neutrons and electrons

The micro photon particles
that emanate from it is called aura

It is a thin layer around the body
not visible to the human eye

Aura of a person who is alive
is charged positive

A dead person's aura
will be charged negative

We must destroy that negative charge

The only way to succeed is to send
a more powerful positive charge towards it

And neutralize its energy

Aura of a deceased person
is micro photon minus

We must send micro photon plus

Add plus to minus
it becomes zero

- Am I right, doctor?
- Exactly, Chitti

This photon synthesizer
generates micro photon plus

See

I've created the same positive rays here
similar to the Research center

This is 10 times stronger than
any negative energy known to mankind

We can neutralize
the negative energy for sure

Wow! Great

Boss, here are the details you asked for

73 people died last year
in Thirukazhukundram

Only 18 unnatural death

2 murders
4 suicides

Is any death connected to a cell phone?

A lorry driver died in an accident
using his mobile while driving

Because her 'hot' photos
went viral through her mobile

...a girl consumed poison

One man died hanging himself
in a cell phone tower

- Date?
- April 7th

The next day cell phones started vanishing

Oh my God!

Now I'm getting a clearer picture

Chitti, immediately
install this in AIRD bus

We are leaving for Thirukazhukundram

Doctor, we got it

I found all the phones

Nila, bring the bus
to the rear end of the house

CHITTI!

Nila, fix the cryostat, quick!

My God!

Pakshi Rajan...!

Nice DP

This is a war between
the entire mankind and me

You are not a human being

Don't interfere

- Run away
- Running away isn't in my software at all

I have been reactivated
only to protect human beings

My primary task is to destroy you!

Pakshi Raja, why are you
so furious with the human race?

Why are you behaving like this?

What do you need?

This is a pied cuckoo

Biological name is Jacobin cuckoo

In Northern India...

...the monsoon season starts
only when this species migrates

If this species doesn't show up...

...there will be no rainfall
in that year for the entire region

Till date no one knows
the mystery behind this

Even in our mythology
it is referred as 'rain bird'

Carry out research on this

Sure, sir

Wow...!

Sir, your photo is
on the cover page

It was published a year ago

Sir, how did you get
interested in birds?

Actually the other way about
The birds evinced interest in me!

'When I was born
I wasn't breathing'

'My body had turned blue'

'Even the doctor gave up hope
and said the baby is dead'

I'll sign and you finish
all the formalities

Get the death certificate
and take the baby

'Don't know if it was an accident
or something else'

'But everyone exclaimed
it was a huge miracle'

'My grandma used to say'

'God came in the guise of
a sparrow and resurrected you'

'I still remember'

'When I was young, early in the morning
the tiny sparrow will fly into my room'

'...keep chirping cheerfully
and going around the fan in a circle'

"To the sun's ray at dawn that glitter
a warm welcome your wings you flutter"

"As the sun slides down yonder deep
you caress the branches to sleep"

"With your pitter patter dainty feet
you draw a picture as an aesthetic treat"

"Today you make me yearn
To fly like you I want to learn"

"Flock of birds in flight"

"I stood listening
to your musical chirping"

'I decided right then'

'My life will be dedicated
to birds and only birds'

"Flock of birds in flight"

"Oho! A flight of birds in sight"

"I stood listening
to your musical chirping"

"A host of sparrows
A flight of swallows"

"I wish to hear
your tweet and twitter"

"No language or religion, you fly at ease
Any place is your home, as you please"

"No language, no religion, you roam
You affirm any place is your home"

"You claim even weeds to be
your kith and kin in reality"

"You form a swing in mid-air
to play with the wind out there"

"You make a deep impact in people
to whom laughter isn't easy or simple"

"My precious life, my cherished creed
A heart like yours is needed indeed"

"Even if the world is wiped out extensively
an urge to protect you surges effusively"

"Swiftly on a flying spree
in the skies carefree"

"Fly without any boundary"

That's why I studied
ornithology with passion

I became an ornithology professor too

'Pon ulagaaleero'

'Bhuvanam muzhudhaleero'

'Nannaya pullinangaal'

These are lines of one of the
oldest tamil poems

This is the meaning

O' birds, you are all over this world

You have spread your wings
right up to Heaven

Our earth and our skies
abound in these birds

When compared to the weight
of the human race on earth...

...weight of the birds en masse
is almost 100 times more

Birds eat 1000 times more food
than what humans consume

If they did not feed on worms

...not even 1 green leaf
will be left on earth

Human beings won't
get any food at all

Because insects are
1000 times more than birds!

So if human beings have to
survive on this earth...

...birds also should be alive

Sir, of late birds flocking to
the bird sanctuary in Vedanthangal

...has dwindled
What is the reason, sir?

When I was young, we used to wake up
only to the chirp of sparrows

'You don't get to see any sparrow
in the city nowadays, sir'

'Only in 1996...'

'...cell phones were
introduced in India'

'In a gradual and continuous process
birds have decreased only after this'

'Particularly sparrows'

It is called Arctic Tern

This small bird weighing just 50 gm

...migrates every year
from the Arctic region

...flying 12000 km
to our Vedanthangal

...and returns

A bird doesn't have a map or radar

From within its head, it absorbs
all micro rays from the sky

And using cryptochrome formation

...it steers in the right direction

'That is the bird's sole strength'

Now we've filled the sky with radiation
from numerous cell phone towers

So the cryptochrome formation
in the bird's head is shattered

And eliminated completely

'Not knowing where they are heading'

'...birds lose their way and
their entire species is becoming extinct'

'To the birds, it is equal
to losing their sanity'

In addition, because of the radiation...

...shells aren't being formed
on the eggs of these birds

Their eggs resemble a layer of skin

The eggs break when
the mother bird is incubating

In reality, men also suffer
from these repercussions

Many get afflicted by cancer

Impotency may be on the rise

Abortion rates increase

Above all

Depression

Schizophrenia

Alzheimer's etc-

Higher % of mental disorder

All these symptoms
are obvious right now

Mr Pakshi Rajan

What is your solution?

Why do we use cell phone now?

Just gossip and trivialities

Let's control that

Why do we need so many
cell phones and towers?

Let us reduce that

Let us pass a law as to who, why and
for how long a cell phone can be used

Has this chap lost it?
Is he mad?

Instead of the current high frequency
cell phone technology

...let us invent
a safer technology

Until then let us shut down
90% of the cell phone towers in India

Good idea!

'Save bird, save earth'

'Save bird
Save earth'

'Don't kill, don't kill'

'Don't kill birds'

'Save birds save birds'

'Save birds
Save earth'

'Don't kill, don't kill'

'Don't kill birds'

'Stop...stop'

'Radiation
Pollution'

'Save birds save birds'

'Radiation Pollution'

Are they all jobless?

When the sun rises...

...they swing placards defending
dogs, cats, crows and sparrows

Why don't you chase them away?

'Refusing to leave, sir
They insist on meeting you'

Tell me

What's your problem?

What is the frequency rate
permitted by TRAI?

What is the frequency rate
in your towers at present?

Birds flying in the sky are being
destroyed in their fetus stage by you

Hello mister, listen

We strictly follow the rules of
Telecom Regulatory Authority of India

Already subscribers complain

'No signal in the bathroom or basement
Skype doesn't work in the lift'

Do you know in these 3 months
2000 customers have...

...switched to other networks?

Don't lie

In your disgusting competition
just to retain your subscribers

...you are increasing the frequency rate
to suit your needs as you wish

Now it is well over the danger limit

Because of the heavy radiation
the entire species of birds

...the bird kingdom is dying
without a trace

You aren't one bit bothered

You are exaggerating

Birds becoming extinct
due to cell phone radiation

...has no scientific proof or backing

You know that?

If that is so
come with me

Stand under your cell phone tower
for just 24 hours

I will prove it!

You get out

You asked for scientific proof, right?

I'll provide it

Get out, man

Write to the Press and Media

Hold placards and
protest in the hot sun

I don't care

Out

Get out!

Nonsense!

Hey!

Hey.. Stop

What you people are doing?

Stop everything

There are houses nearby
Many birds flock around

- Stop everything
- Hey, old man

Are we building a Atomic Centre here?
It's only a cell phone tower

Hereafter you'll get good signal
on your phone, move aside

- What is it, sir?
- Ramasamy

I repeatedly told you
about birds dying

You were also worried

- But now...?
- What can I do, sir?

Agriculture is no longer profitable

Insects kill all my yield

I became a pauper
buying insecticides

Primary reason for that is
the increased death rate of birds

Only birds eat insects

If birds die...

...insects will increase
beyond control

Whatever the reason, I don't
have the strength to be a farmer

This is the only income
I can get from this land

Why should you sell your land
to a man who kills birds?

People are dying
of starvation here

And you're bothered
about birds dying!

Don't pester me
Attend to your work

Move aside

'Ladies and gentlemen'

'Stop using cell phone'

Every cell phone used is encased
with the blood of thousands of birds

Each cell phone is a sparrow's coffin!

Save birds

- Come here
- Yes, sir

Who is this man?
Disturbing all our customers

- Chase him away
- Okay, sir

Don't use cell phones

Here...read this

I have given many petitions
in many levels many times

'No one has taken any action'

Oh!

Is this why we don't see
any sparrows at all?

They used to flock around my house
when I was a small kid

It was a feast for sore eyes

I've played with those birds

When I grew up, I have
even fried and feasted on them

A real treat for the taste buds

- Crispy, like quail fry
- Super, sir

And that concoction made with it

What an aphrodisiac!

It isn't available nowadays

What is this?

I'm talking of ensuring birds live
and you're relishing killing them

What else do you want me to do?

Shall we start a Sparrow Welfare Board?

You can be elected as the chairman

First take strict action against networks
which exceed their allotted frequency

Cancel their license

Then?

Permit only 2 networks
following regulations of TRAI

What are you saying?

We boast of a population of 1.25 billion

Shouldn't we reach all of them?

Shouldn't every area receive signal?

Cell phone is the foundation for everything

The world will come to a standstill
if mobiles don't work for an hour

How much time is saved
because of this gadget?

Business has developed
Industries have prospered

Because he's hungry will anyone
cut his own hand and eat it?

Same holds good for the progress
we attain by killing birds

If a 30 gm sparrow can't live
depending on us

…then how can we boast of
this technology and progress?

America is a bigger nation than India

It has only 4-5 networks

China is the most populated
country in the world

Only 3 networks are used

But here?

More than 10

You accept bribes from everyone

And allow networks to flourish
flouting all the rules

You're letting your tongue run, eh?

You seem educated

I was lenient because you’re a big shot
You're analysing politics, huh?

Okay, let me counteract

We work based only
on rules and regulations

Only by adhering to international rules
cell phone service is allotted

File a case in court
if you have any doubts

Clear out now

Don't get angry
Please listen to me

I was patient for so long, eh?
Go...go to court

You'll get a verdict after 45 years

Prime minister says
I must meet the common man

'And I get caught
with such crackpots'

Court officials are coming
to check radiation frequency

Make sure it is well within the limit

'From multiples tests conducted
it has been found...'

'...only adequate radiation
has been channelized into cell phones'

'It has not been proved scientifically
that birds are affected by cell phones'

'Therefore Pakshi Rajan's case
has been adjourned'

Pakshi Rajan, whatever you say
is just and right

But killing humans is wrong

They killed countless flocks of birds
Isn't that a crime?

You'll label human life differently

In what way are birds' lives inferior?

Why do you kill innocent people
for the fault of a handful of men?

Who is 'innocent'?

Every individual who owns
a cell phone is a murderer

How I yelled my throat hoarse

How many streets
I would've walked begging

How many feet I fell
pleading not to use cell phones

Did even a single soul
pay heed to my pleas?

They read about this in newspapers

Watch the News on TV

And then...

...exclaim 'oh'!

Do sparrows die only due to
radiation from cell phones?

'How sad!'

'Poor things, no?'

Just for 5 minutes
make clucking sounds

Share that article and video clipping
in WhatsApp and Facebook

Thinking their duty is over and
it was their good deed for the day

They go back to
their cell phones, blockheads!

I won't let this go

I won't spare even a single person
who owns a cell phone

Hereafter

Cell phone is everyone's Yama!

Just watch, people should panic and
run for their lives as soon as they see it

Pakshi, you've reached your stop

Get into the bus

Chitti!

Oh my God!

- Thanks
- Welcome

Hey! What is this?

You've fixed your MPU in me

Oh! By mistake

I was wondering why
my core memory was corrupt

Punch dialogues
Comedy Nights with Kapil

'Kumkum Bhagya' episodes
Karela Kofta!

I was wondering how all these
things came into my MPU

Come, lie down
I'll fix it

No need

Let it be

Aura

Every human, beast,
inanimate object

Even every place has an aura

This aura invisible to the eye pertains
not only to spirituality but science too

With the help of a Kirlian camera
we can take photos of an aura

Ordinary people have an aura
3 to 4 feet thick

Some sages have an aura
spreading over 50 feet

Russian scientist
Dr Frank Baranowski has proved this

Pakshi Rajan's aura is enormous

It isn't the aura of
an individual man alone

Aura of 1000s of birds
which were destroyed

A giant ball of negative energy

With a mind

A very angry mind

This maybe a form of 5th force

It has controlled all the cell phones

It would've destroyed
our city given a chance

We succeeded only because
of Chitti's reappearance

Thank you, Chitti

I thank all of you
who have been a source of support

In our ancient classics

...we have heard many stories of God
descending on earth to destroy demons

Lord Shiva Himself came as a robot
to save us from a fate worse than death

When a warrior fights
his shadow battles along with him

When the warrior pierces and kills
the enemy, the shadow will follow suit

Will we praise and garland the shadow?

He is real

I am his shadow

All glory and praise to
that God who created me

Thank you

At this juncture I must thank
and mention a specific name

At the right moment
parting with the heart

I mean, giving the MPU

...if I had not been activated

I couldn't have destroyed the evil force

The name is...

Nila

At this wonderful moment
a piece of good news for you

Chitti who has been created
by Dr Vaseegaran

...has been approved by our Govt

An order has been passed this morning

...to create 500 Chitti robots
for our Indian army

Thank you

Hi, scientist

May I come in?

Irresponsible people

Trash your cell phones

This is your last chance

Otherwise...

...death is certain!

I wasn't talking to any girl, but my boss

Didn't you hear what I said?

I always wear Victoria Secret, you know

Including the latest one-

- Nila, is photon synthesizer set?
- Yes

'Hey! all clubs closes at midnight'

'Let's go next week'

'Hey! Stop...stop'

Doctor, what are you doing?

Why are you behaving like this?

Welcome, my dear 'nuts and bolt toy'

But I'm not your doctor!

Nila, turn on the neutralizer

No...!

Nila, stop it!

You can't do anything to me, Chitti

I have a body now

Dr Vaseegaran's body!

If you destroy me...

...it is the same as
you killing your God!

Now go...

...turn it on ?

Show off your technology

Turn it on

Switch it on, damn you!

Chitti...!

Don't hesitate
Turn it on

Destroy me

He'll be destroyed along with me

No, doctor

I can't do that

Chitti, thinking you are saving me
don't exterminate the entire human race

Kill me

Destroy him

- Kill me
- Sorry, doctor

Human emotion fed by you in MPU
is stopping me

You fool! This is my order, kill me

No, hold fire

If you shoot, only Vaseegaran
will die unnecessarily

Can't kill Pakshi Rajan

Chitti, why are you stopping them?

- Let them shoot me
- No

Chitti

Oh! My Chitti

Nila, turn on the neutralizer

'Come on, quick!'

Nila, NO!

'Don't do that'

Shut up!
This is my order

Switch it on

Oh!

What you've done
is really stupid, Chitti

Your call is disconnected!

Chitti...?

What a pity!

Chitti...Chitti

Chit-

Chitti

Nila, go right now and-

Unique feeling of real joy
to die and get reactivated!

Pakshi

Unlike your name
you can't fly any longer!

Hey, Nila...!

Why are you standing right there?

Nila the Lucky Woman, eh?

Come...come...come

Come on, baby

Wow...!

Only 2 tasks of Vaseegaran
in his research are worthy of praise

One is me

The other is you!

What are you looking at?

Come on

Give a beautiful kiss
to your great king, baby

Stop the play, Chitti

We must 1st destroy Pakshi

Because he is even more powerful than you

He's committing atrocities multi-fold

He was able to shred
even you into million parts

Now...

...he's the world

Not you

Hey, this number 1 and
number 2 are all child's play

I am the only one

Super one!

No comparison, understand?

I understand, Chitti

We must make him understand

You bet I will

The king of birds

The battle is on!

Left

Right

Head

'Kamoshka'

Activate command mode

Command mode activated!

What is this?

It's me

Mini me!

So cute

'What a game!'

'And now it's Half time
at the IFL finals'

[indistinct chatter]

'We'll handle that later
Attend to your call'

Dear subscribers

You are going to be
not reachable from now

'Because...'

...all of you will die now

'By no means an ordinary death'

'Radiation death!'

You will all die in groups
like the sparrows collapsed

'Don't you get it?'

I'll combine the radiation
from the cell phones all of you use

I'll use it on all of you

Want to see a demo?

Hey, you...!

Ex...excuse me

Why don't you select someone else?

Why?

I'm on your side

How...?

I was the one who released you

At least for that reason
let me go please

So what?

You are a subscriber too, man

You will meet your end in this way,
a fate worse than ordinary death

In just 5 seconds, 70,000 people
were killed in Hiroshima

Till date that was the world record

Today...80,000 men and women

A new record!

You are going to be part
of a historic moment

Dear subscribers!

Dear subscribers

Don't panic

You are not the ones
who are about to die

A small bird

What are you looking at Pakshi?

I am Chitti

Reloaded

Version 2.0!

Doctor, is that you?

Did I shoot you?

Did I try to kill you?

My God! I was about
to commit a grave sin

Doctor, please don't harm me

You are my creator

Don't rip me apart with your own hands

Forgive me and let me go

Please

Fat hopes!

Vasi...!

Come, you selfie bots!

I will set your screens on fire

Zero balance!

Shoot that sparrow

Hey bird man!

Iron man!

I'm just a driver
Let me go

Pakshi!

You had better scatter
and scoot from here

Otherwise I'll pluck
every single feather out

You moron of a machine!

Why are you fighting
for these ungrateful men?

When you've served their purpose
they will rip your nuts apart!

Hey! What's happening?

Yayayay...angry bird!

Why are you staring?

I am Kutti!

The microbot

Version 3.O

If you disturb my boss
your dove will be

"I am Isaac Asimov’s grandson, buddy"

"I am a warrior, size of a turkey berry"

"O bird of prey
You’re a goner, I say"

"It's 'Festival of lights' for us today"

It is said a bird can look
in 6 different directions

Pakshi, won't you see?

Microbots

No...no

Hey! Don't do this

Maintain that same panic

"Birdie got caught-o?"

Bow bow

"Feathers fell apart-o?"

"3.O"

"Swarmed all over you?"

Pakshi, if you breach this stadium
with your radiation

...1st victims will be
only your birdies!

Microbots, go

"3.O"

"3.O"

"I am a cannon 6" tall
You're a radish, that's all"

"I am an automated masterpiece
I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"

"I am the evil mosquito Ranguski
Ready to send you to the cemetery"

"Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady
I'm into your nostril, deal with me"

A lion can't touch a mosquito, big birdie!

But if mosquitoes set their minds
they can chase the lion to its doom

Cuckoo!

Good job, 3.O

Thank you, commander

- Microbots positioned?
- All set

Pakshi

Have a blast!

Should these doves also explode?

Hey beep
Follow me

Come on, bots

"O eagle, you're a goner, I say"

"It's 'Conquest of good over evil' today"

"Bird of prey
It's a jolly day"

"You are a guest in hell any which way"

"People’s favorite
'Podimas' minuute"

"If I burst, it will be a wrecker
like a boom-boom cracker"

Hey! Who are you?
What are you doing here?

This is restricted area

Get out!

You are the reason
we are alive once again today

What an enormous risk you've taken
and saved all of us!

Technology saved us

But we are the ones
misusing technology

We should eliminate diseases
with the help of technology

Eradicate poverty

Promote education

If we use it for personal comforts and
fuelling our greed, it's doomsday for sure

Will...will that Pakshi Rajan reappear?

He is dead and gone

But if we continue this way
another 'evil force' will erupt

Even if Pakshi Rajan's actions were wrong

...there was truth in his words

If human beings should live on earth
birds should also co exist

Control radiation

Reduce networks

Pass a rule, no technology should affect
any living thing, human, bird or beast

This earth doesn't belong only to us

Everyone should realize it belongs
to all the living creatures here

You are right

Ensure birds are not destroyed

At least provide water for birds
to drink during our scorching summers

That’s enough to refresh
and revitalize your minds

All this will happen, Vaseegaran

I'll bring this to the notice
of our Parliament

I'll make sure this happens

Thank you, Vaseegaran

Thanks, Nila

Why are you thanking your shadow?

Oh God!

We have to remove
that red chip from Chitti

Don't worry, boss

To be on the safe side I activated it
after doing an auto-eject program

Smaaart!

Good to see you alright, doctor

Me too, Chitti

Doctor, all the robots and I have to
report in the headquarters at Delhi today

Can I leave, doctor?

Take Nila with you

Doctor, how can I leave you like this and-

I can take care of myself

'Respect for love?!'

GO...!

Thanks, doctor

"My love, my life, my battery
Don't go away from me"

"My sole soul friend, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie"

"O' damsel from the world of machinery
You shower love through numbers binary"

"You lean on my engine-body
and please me in rhapsody"

"Hey! My exquisite electric wifey!"

"Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?"

"And make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?"

"Shall I feed you
with data brand new?"

"Hey! I am your ‘bus conductor’ true"

“My magic metallic heart, my battery
Don’t ever leave me”

“My sole soul mate, my battery
Don’t decrease even a bit, dearie”

“My gripper, my gears, my battery
Don’t go away from me”

“My wonder wheels, pistons, my battery
Don’t decrease even a bit, dearie”

"Metal maiden from the world of machinery
You embrace me with numbers binary"

"You throttle my engine to flirt with me"

“Hey! My wifey animated by electricity”

“You are my sensor’s sense
Plus its food and essence”

“You’re the data miracle
spreading through my cable”

“My engine is driven by your magic spell”

"My every neuron cell
is your 'mass' and moon as well"

"My username is you
My password too"

"You’re my genie
special laptop Rajini"

“My dear iron flower, steel sweety-softy"

"Shall we melt to unite today, hottie?"

“You’re my Alpha, my beginning”

“You’re my Omega, my ending”

“Love you from zero to infinity”

“My love, my life, my battery
Don’t go away from me”

“My sole soul friend, my battery
Don’t decrease even a bit, dearie”

“My gripper, my gears, my battery
Don’t ever leave me”

“O' angel from the world of machinery
You shower love through numbers binary”

"You lean on my engine-body
and tease me in rhapsody"

“Hey! My ravishing robot-wifey!”

“Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?”

"I'll make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?”

“Shall I feed you
with data brand new?”

“Hey! I am your ‘bus conductor’ true”

“My wires, my world, my battery
Don’t ever leave me”

“My cyborg companion, my battery
Don’t decrease even a bit, dearie”

“My beloved bot, my battery
Don’t go away from me”

“My bold and beautiful bot, my battery
Don’t decrease even a bit, dearie”

Helloooo, Sana sweetie

'So much has happened
Why didn't anyone tell me?'

- 'Not even 1 phone call, text or e-mail'
- Sana, listen to me

'I am almost dying in fear
Where did that wretched Nila disappear?'

Can't this phone fly away now?!

Hey senior!
Why are you so dazed?

Were you scared?

Just for laughs!

Hey! Who are you?

I am Kutti

Compressed version

3.O...!

Your grandson

Muah!

"O eagle, you're a goner I say"

"It's 'Festival of lights' for us today"

"Bird of prey
It's a jolly day"

"You are a guest in hell any which way"

"People’s favorite
'Podimas' minuute"

"If I burst, it will be a wrecker
like a boom-boom cracker"

"Boss, I am a microbot"

"If you get caught
dude, you're kaput!"

"3.O"

"3.O"

"I am a cannon 6" tall
You're a radish, that's all"

"I am an automated masterpiece
I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"

"I am a cannon 6" tall
You're a radish, that's all"

"I am an automated robot
I conned you without a doubt"

"I am the evil mosquito Ranguski
Ready to send you to the cemetery"

"Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady
I'm into your nostril, deal with me"

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