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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,010 --> 00:00:02,880 2 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:05,453 Why don't you spend the night on the couch tonight? 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,600 - Really? - But only if you get back on the meetings. 4 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,319 Ooh, yeah, I'll get back in touch with my group. 5 00:00:09,354 --> 00:00:11,390 Uh-uh. You're coming to my meetings. 6 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:12,943 Uh, who are you again? 7 00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:15,118 I'm Carl. Uh, Allison's boyfriend. 8 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:16,361 I think that guy's choking. 9 00:00:16,395 --> 00:00:18,190 [CHOKING] 10 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:19,398 Uh... 11 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:21,021 [SNAPS FINGERS] Dr. Carl. 12 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,263 Hey. 13 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,713 [GRUNTS] 14 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:25,646 - Okay. - [GRUNTS] 15 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,613 - [GASPS] - What happened? 16 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:29,167 This guy just saved my life. 17 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:30,547 Oh, honey. 18 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:33,240 Not him. Him. 19 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:35,339 Staying away gave me time to think about 20 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:36,415 what I really need. 21 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,693 - Which is... - A life with Carl. 22 00:00:38,694 --> 00:00:40,902 - You're being sued. - For what? 23 00:00:40,930 --> 00:00:42,319 For breaking my client's ribs 24 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,819 while recklessly administering the Heimlich maneuver 25 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:45,873 when it wasn't needed. 26 00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:47,150 Motherfucker. 27 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:57,219 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 28 00:00:57,220 --> 00:01:00,267 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ON TELEVISION] 29 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:04,926 Ach! 30 00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:07,239 [SHUDDERS] 31 00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:09,345 [THUDDING] 32 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,934 Oh, shit. 33 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,351 Oh, shit. 34 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:17,905 Oh, shit. 35 00:01:17,939 --> 00:01:20,218 - [THUDDING] - [GUN CLICKS] 36 00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:22,151 - [CLUCKING] - You girls keep quiet now. 37 00:01:22,185 --> 00:01:24,946 It's show time, motherfuckers. 38 00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:27,121 [BUZZING] 39 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,059 [CREAKS] 40 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:39,271 Ah! 41 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,411 MAN: Are you all right down there? 42 00:01:41,412 --> 00:01:43,793 Fuck off! Who are you? Where are you from? 43 00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,890 Police. SWAT team. 44 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,620 We got a signal someone was down here. 45 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,299 I repeat. Are you okay? 46 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,860 What fucking country are you from? 47 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,629 U.S. of A.! Drop the weapon! 48 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:53,990 Drop the weapon! 49 00:01:54,286 --> 00:01:55,805 It's dropped. 50 00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:57,013 I-It's dropped. 51 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,742 How long have you been down here? 52 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:04,080 Um, what's the date? 53 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,419 July 21, 2001. 54 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:08,473 No shit. 55 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:10,613 - [CHICKENS CLUCKING SOFTLY] - Uh... 56 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:13,512 About a year and a half, give or take. 57 00:02:13,547 --> 00:02:15,273 S-So what happened? 58 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:16,791 With what? 59 00:02:16,826 --> 00:02:19,173 Y2K, man. The computer meltdown, 60 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,740 the planes falling from the sky, 61 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,259 nuclear Armageddon. 62 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,591 What happened? 63 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:24,937 [CLUCKING CONTINUES] 64 00:02:24,972 --> 00:02:26,111 Nothing happened. 65 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,251 Nothing? 66 00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:30,426 Not a God damn thing. 67 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,428 Fuck. 68 00:02:34,464 --> 00:02:36,190 [GRUNTS] 69 00:02:38,227 --> 00:02:39,814 Come on, sir. I got you. 70 00:02:39,849 --> 00:02:41,264 Ooh. 71 00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:43,370 - You all right? You okay? - Yeah, yeah. Good. Good. 72 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,160 - Oh, shit. - What? 73 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,600 I forgot the cancel the fucking newspaper. 74 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,139 75 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:02,140 76 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,400 Jesus Christ. 77 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:06,393 So, you were down there for a year and a half. 78 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:07,739 What did you do all that time? 79 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:10,860 Uh, wasn't much to do 80 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:16,140 except watch videos, drink moonshine. 81 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:20,372 That's when the boozin' really kicked in. 82 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,640 I guess I just lost track of time. 83 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,860 So, you never thought of just popping your head up 84 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,208 to look around? Maybe watching some TV? 85 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,900 I had an antenna, but I lost the signal. 86 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:35,007 A-As it turns out, the neighbor kid mowed my lawn for me 87 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,140 and cut the wire. 88 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:38,908 I thought we'd been nuked. 89 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:40,150 By who? 90 00:03:40,185 --> 00:03:41,945 I don't fuckin' know! 91 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,397 Maybe the Russians, the Koreans. 92 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:46,940 Them Ecuadorians. 93 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,800 Can't trust those sneaky bastards. 94 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,830 All right, look, 95 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,490 we all started down the road to addiction somehow. 96 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,920 We all have different scars. 97 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:57,240 Thanks for sharing that, Ed. 98 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,200 I don't know how anyone's gonna follow that up, 99 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:02,750 but, uh, the floor's open. 100 00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:06,418 MUGSY: I think I figured out why I had my slip. 101 00:04:06,453 --> 00:04:10,767 I, um... I thought things would start to get better 102 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:13,480 after I had a year of sobriety under my belt. 103 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:19,362 You know, the one-year chip, but, uh, after the fog lifted, 104 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:20,950 I was able to look around 105 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:24,712 and see just how shitty my life really is. 106 00:04:24,747 --> 00:04:26,576 It took you a year to figure that out? 107 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:28,647 - [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] - LOUDERMILK: Okay, this is important now. 108 00:04:28,682 --> 00:04:30,609 Sobriety is not a magic pill 109 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:32,962 that just makes everything hunky-dory. 110 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:35,174 Okay, it's a good thing now that you're aware 111 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,414 of what a fuck-up you are 112 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,400 'cause you can work on fixing yourself 113 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,280 rather than walking around numb, 114 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,660 making everything worse. 115 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,479 Wouldn't it be cool, though, if there was a magic pill 116 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,664 that could make everything better? 117 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:49,012 Uh, there is, sort of. I-It's called ayahuasca. 118 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,280 It helped my cousin Robert, uh, find his soul. 119 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,080 Wh-Wh-What's ayahuasca? 120 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,719 It's this vine from South America 121 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,380 that makes you trip your balls off 122 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,819 and see spirits and shit. 123 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:02,060 Ah! My people have been using hallucinogenic plants 124 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,131 as medicine for centuries now. 125 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:07,824 Ayahuasca has been known to treat all kinds of things... 126 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:13,140 Anxiety, addiction, uh, depression, ED, PTSD. 127 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:14,831 My cousin says it's a miracle drug. 128 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,659 Did you say ED? 129 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,760 Okay, I'm sure that your cousin believes that, 130 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,040 but these things can be dangerous, 131 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,942 especially if you don't know what you're doing. 132 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:23,493 Uh, he knows what he's doing. 133 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:25,428 He's written three books on ayahuasca. 134 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:28,080 Hey, I'm not expert "plantiologist," 135 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:31,720 but this Air Alaska that... 136 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,920 This is the sort of thing I'm looking for. 137 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh, I could put you in touch with my cuz. 138 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,320 No, no, no, no. That's a bad idea, Cloud. 139 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,030 Mugsy is trying to quit drugs and alcohol. 140 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,340 Turning him onto a new one is not gonna make things better. 141 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but... but if you were to decide to do this, 142 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,038 Mugsy, maybe I should come along, you know, 143 00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:50,400 just in case you lose your shit 144 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,620 and try and fly out a window or something. 145 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,720 Thank you, Ed. 146 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:57,011 Look, you're both adults, okay? 147 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,360 I don't think ayahuasca is the answer. 148 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:01,119 In fact, I know it's not. 149 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,879 Let's move on to another topic. 150 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,940 No, no. I-I-I don't understand how a date got set, okay? 151 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,610 I requested a postponement. 152 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:11,025 What? 153 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,822 What do you mean I can only postpone three times? 154 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:17,411 Nobody told me that. That... that's Draconian. 155 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:18,550 What do you... 156 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,828 So, what... [SIGHS] 157 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:23,521 All right, well, what happens if I don't show up? 158 00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:25,309 I lose? 159 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:26,593 Really? 160 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,640 All right, okay. 161 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:30,873 Yeah, all right, all right. Fine. Fine. 162 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,255 Was that jury duty? 163 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,579 I'm getting sued by, uh, some guy 164 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:38,390 for giving him the Heimlich maneuver. 165 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,538 Well, the law never protects the good Samaritan. 166 00:06:40,572 --> 00:06:42,332 That's why you always let the guy choke. 167 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,437 Good for you. 168 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,059 Seriously, though, I cut my teeth 169 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:47,096 fighting cases like that back in Montreal. 170 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,340 You're from Montreal? 171 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,686 Yeah, but you kind of missed the real headline. 172 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,997 I'm a lawyer. 173 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,200 I caught that. 174 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:55,359 Well, just so you know, I can be a real pit bull 175 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,452 when I want to be, and I just got my law license back. 176 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:01,938 Tell you what, you give me this case, 177 00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:04,599 - I give you friends and family rate. - [CLATTER] 178 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,280 Look, no offense, New Guy, 179 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,359 but I-I don't know if I want you to be my lawyer. 180 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:10,982 Why not? 181 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:14,040 Well, for starters, I don't even know your real name. 182 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:19,197 All right. 183 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,440 [WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY] 184 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:24,910 You're hired. 185 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,447 [FOLK POP MUSIC PLAYS INDISTINCTLY] 186 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:32,440 187 00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:36,386 Who's this? 188 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:38,285 Why? Do you hate it? 189 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,420 No, it's... 190 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:42,970 It's pretty good. 191 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:45,982 Oh, uh, it's the Ben Rogers Band. 192 00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:47,294 You want to rip it from me? 193 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,680 I don't know how to do that shit. 194 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,200 Yeah, neither do I. You know, Claire's coming home 195 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:51,519 in about a half-hour, 45 minutes. 196 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,955 We can just wait for... Yeah. 197 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,163 - Yeah. - Okay. 198 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,648 [INDISTINCT SINGING] 199 00:07:58,029 --> 00:08:00,100 I'm not sitting around 200 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:04,587 Just waiting for my life to start anymore 201 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:07,487 No, I'm not slowing down 202 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,592 No, I'm falling for the noise 203 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,491 I fell... 204 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,285 Oh oh oh-oh 205 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,046 Oh oh oh-oh 206 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,843 Oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh 207 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,914 Oh oh oh-oh 208 00:08:20,948 --> 00:08:22,640 Oh oh oh-oh 209 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,480 Oh oh oh-oh 210 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,760 LOUDERMILK: I listened to it front to back three times. 211 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,335 There's not a bad song on there. 212 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,660 I'm really glad you like it. 213 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:30,958 Ah. 214 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,823 What's with the shit-eating grin? 215 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:35,590 No, it's just... You know, it's the first time 216 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,700 I've been able to turn you on to a new artist. 217 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,240 Usually it's the other way around, right? 218 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,960 Yeah, how did you hear about these guys? 219 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,349 Felix told me about them. 220 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,260 - What? - Mmm-hmm. 221 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,760 That's surprising. His taste is spotty at best. 222 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,495 Wonder if that means he has it on vinyl. 223 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,400 Hmm, I guess we should ask. Hey, Felix. 224 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:53,999 - Don't call him... - Hold on. Come here for a second. 225 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,600 I don't want to talk to the guy... 226 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,639 What? 227 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,420 Hey, do you have that, uh, Ben Rogers Band album on vinyl? 228 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:03,060 You're fucking with me, right? 229 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,570 Nope. Loudermilk is a big fan of the Ben Rogers Band. 230 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,059 He's been gushing about the album all morning. 231 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:09,920 - Haven't you? - Well, I haven't been gushing about it, 232 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,828 but, hey, uh, yeah, I find it really refreshing. 233 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:15,727 I-I... Uh, I like these guys. They were confident. 234 00:09:15,762 --> 00:09:17,349 Hmm. 235 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:18,740 You liked my album. 236 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:21,120 It's your album now 'cause you recommended it to Ben? 237 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,540 No. Felix is the Ben Rogers Band. 238 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,580 I don't know what that means. 239 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,519 Those are... those are his guys. 240 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,420 You mean his friends? 241 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,530 No. Felix is Ben Rogers, 242 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,091 that's his band, and you love them. 243 00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:36,852 You fuckin' love them, don't you? 244 00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:38,543 - What? - Yeah. 245 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,899 [LAUGHS] 246 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,900 Who the fuck picks "Ben Rogers" as a stage name? 247 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,300 That's like a cowboy band. 248 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,480 I thought my real name would get made fun of. 249 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,919 Well, Mellencamp thought that, too, but he was wrong. 250 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:51,936 What's your real name? 251 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,352 Felix Furbush. 252 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:57,519 Yeah, uh, "Ben Rogers," th... that's a good call. 253 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,900 You should be happy for the guy, 254 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,020 not jealous of his talent. 255 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,150 I'm not jealous of Felix, okay? 256 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:03,948 Anybody can write one good album. 257 00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,088 You got your whole life to write your first album. 258 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,799 Yeah, and six months to write your second. 259 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,220 I know. Don Johnson. 260 00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:11,162 - [KEYS RATTLE] - Don Henley. 261 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,819 Whatever. One of The Beach Boys. 262 00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:16,404 Eagles. Anyway, the point is that your sophomore effort 263 00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:18,618 is the one that shows whether you're for real or not. 264 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,622 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 265 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,600 I heard you like my band. 266 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,110 Your band? 267 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:30,180 - What are you talking about? - Mmm. 268 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,940 Oh, shit. Don't tell me you're managing him. 269 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,140 No. 270 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,630 Felix asked me to join them for some upcoming gigs. 271 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,878 In what capacity? 272 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,460 As part of the band. 273 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,986 Why would Felix do that? You have no musical talent. 274 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,740 He needs someone to play percussion. 275 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:46,699 Oh, Christ. He-He's asking you to join the band 276 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,100 because he wants to sleep with you. 277 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,000 So? 278 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,270 W-Welcome to the world of being a woman. 279 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,220 Oh, okay. All right, here. 280 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,680 I want to hear you try and keep a beat. 281 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:56,966 What? 282 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,060 - Give me a good percussion line. - [SIGHS] 283 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,180 I'm a lazy boy 284 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,215 Always be a lazy boy 285 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,700 I'm a lazy boy 286 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,180 Yes, a lazy boy 287 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,599 Lazy in the evening boy 288 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,040 Okay. 289 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:13,704 You realize you're supposed to hit the bowl in time to the music. 290 00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:15,850 Not always. I don't even know this song. 291 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,190 - [SONG STOPS] - Why do you even care? 292 00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:19,140 Because Felix has a good thing going, 293 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,370 and I don't want his penis to fuck it up for him. 294 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,620 I thought you hated Felix. 295 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,860 No, I don't hate Felix. I don't hate anybody. 296 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,000 I don't like him at all. 297 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:28,499 - [SCOFFS] - But it... That... 298 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,860 It's not important, all right? 299 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:33,002 This is a story that is older than rock 'n' roll itself. 300 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:36,280 Okay, Linda McCartney, Yoko Ono, 301 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,659 Death Cab and the New Girl. 302 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,422 The music always suffers. 303 00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:41,321 Are you guys talking about Zooey Deschanel? 304 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,380 She's amazing. 305 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,013 Yeah, in Elf, 306 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,440 but you gotta know your limits, 307 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,327 and I'm just telling you your limits. 308 00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:49,122 - You're an asshole. - Fuckin' asshole. 309 00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,537 No, I'm a critic. 310 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,056 [MOCKINGLY] No, I'm a critic. 311 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,609 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 312 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:57,751 [DOOR OPENS] 313 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,980 Fuck are you doing here? 314 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,755 What the fuck am I doing here? 315 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,280 We have a court case to prepare. 316 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,630 What do we have to prepare? 317 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,180 I thought we were just gonna kick their ass. 318 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,580 Yeah, that was before I found out 319 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,900 they have a star witness who's gonna testify against you. 320 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,380 What do you mean, star witness? 321 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,100 Yeah, that's something you could've told me about 322 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,520 during the deposition. 323 00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,494 You never gave me a deposition. 324 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,600 Semantics. Loudermilk, I need to know everything! 325 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,880 Now get the fuck over here! 326 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,570 Here's their magic bullet. 327 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,952 Okay, it's a doctor... 328 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,440 The doctor you had lunch with that day. 329 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:30,400 - He saw everything. - You've got to be shitting me. 330 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:34,200 Dr. Carl is testifying against me? 331 00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,031 What an asshole! 332 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,140 All right, relax for a sec. I went to the restaurant. 333 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,480 I spoke to your waitress. 334 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,080 She's gonna testify on your behalf. 335 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,940 Well, good, 'cause she saw the whole thing. 336 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,280 Yeah, but then again, it's doctor versus bimbo waitress. 337 00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,250 No, no, no. We need more witnesses. 338 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,140 H-Hold on a second. Allison was there, right? 339 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,740 Yeah, I-I don't want to bring Allison into this. 340 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,820 Whoa, whoa, who's Allison? 341 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,040 My ex... Uh, neighbor. We had lunch that day. 342 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,360 God damn it, Loudermilk! 343 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,055 Do you want to win this thing or not? 344 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,054 All right, New Guy, take it down a notch. 345 00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:03,520 No, I'm not gonna take it down! 346 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,640 The other side is gonna make mincemeat out of you 347 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,300 on the stand. I'm your friend here. 348 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,539 Now tell me who the fuck is Allison! 349 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,000 She didn't see it go down, 350 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:14,020 and she's dating their star witness, Dr. Mc-Fuck-Face. 351 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,680 No, no, no, no. We need this broad. Get me her info. 352 00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,550 Check out this text I just got from Mugsy. 353 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,690 It says, "Ed and I are doing an ayahuasca ceremony tonight." 354 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,389 - What? - "They've got room for one more 355 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,779 "if anyone wants in. 356 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:29,540 "Don't tell Sourmilk." Smiley face. That's you. 357 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,460 - [LAUGHS] - All right, well, fuck those guys. 358 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,480 God damn it. Give the address. 359 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,810 360 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,346 Excuse me. 361 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,761 Can I help you? 362 00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,694 Yeah, I'm looking for the ayahuasca people. 363 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,819 Are you here for the study? 364 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,283 No, I'm looking for my... 365 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,526 What study? 366 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,399 Six months ago, we got the grant 367 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,060 to study the effects of ayahuasca 368 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,704 on several different mental and emotional disorders. 369 00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,919 So far, we've had great results. 370 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,959 Two of your lab rats are recovering addicts. 371 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,740 - You know that right? - Yes. 372 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,260 Addiction is one of the disorders we're working on treating. 373 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,957 I want to talk to them before you get going. 374 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,030 [DOOR CLOSES] 375 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:25,002 Who's the guy in the dress? 376 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,175 ROBERT: That's the shaman. 377 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,590 LOUDERMILK: Seriously? 378 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,247 Doesn't he work at the farmer's market? 379 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,800 Hey, we do what we can to get by. 380 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,240 Let me get this straight. 381 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,860 You're gonna give them hallucinogenic drugs 382 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,359 and then lock them in a room with a guy 383 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,180 who sells organic tamales? 384 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,536 We can't have them wandering the streets. 385 00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,781 Oh, Jesus Christ. 386 00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,510 Mugsy, Ed. 387 00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,408 Loudermilk, holy shit. 388 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,560 Are you gonna trip with us? 389 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:56,343 No, I'm gonna talk some sense into your heads. 390 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,931 Why would you do this? 391 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,280 I got my reasons. 392 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,460 And for me, I-I've tried everything I can think of 393 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,860 to feel better, and nothing works. 394 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,449 Look, I'm telling you, 395 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,319 the hallucinogenic drugs are not the answer, okay? 396 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,369 I got a friend. He took peyote all the time. 397 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,040 Fried his brain. 398 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,819 He was the guy that lead the marketing team 399 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,775 that changed IHOP's name to IHOb. 400 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,300 The fuck was he thinking? 401 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:19,420 That's what I'm saying, the shit messes with your brain chemistry. 402 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,120 You could trigger schizophrenia. 403 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,094 You could trigger bipolar disorder. 404 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,780 Guys, come on, take the electrodes off your head. 405 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,890 Let's go grab a cup of coffee or something. 406 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,652 Okay. 407 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,900 Excuse me. 408 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,200 Sir, we're gonna need you to come out of this room. 409 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,244 Fine, but my friends are coming with me. 410 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,180 Being here is the best place for them. 411 00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:39,524 At least until the drugs wear off. 412 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:42,942 [GRUNTING, VOMITING] 413 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,946 You took it already. 414 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,878 Ah, yeah. About a half-hour ago. 415 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:49,939 [SPITS] 416 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:53,120 Oh, God. I don't feel right, Loudermilk. 417 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,161 I don't feel right at all. 418 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:58,026 That shit you were talking about is starting to trigger. 419 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:02,582 I'm starting to feel that paranoid schizophrenic Polar Express! 420 00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,710 - What did you say to him? - Oh, my God. 421 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,130 You're sending him down a dark path. 422 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,276 Nothing. I didn't say... 423 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,290 - [SCREAMS] - Hey. 424 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,560 What the... Holy shit! What are you, a tree? 425 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,178 Everything's gonna be fine. 426 00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,558 - No! - Deep breaths. 427 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,733 - Happy thoughts. - No happy thoughts. 428 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,080 IHOb? I want pancakes! 429 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,734 All right. You can still get pancakes. 430 00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,325 They didn't take it off the menu. 431 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,327 You just have more choices now. 432 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,708 Listen, I-I-I got another buddy, okay. 433 00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,297 He dropped acid every weekend for 10 years. 434 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,460 He's running a successful tech company. 435 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,300 A tech... I'm not qualified to run a tech company! 436 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,990 Could you please get that man out of there? 437 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,376 I don't want burgers! I want pancakes! 438 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,860 And I don't want technology! 439 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,035 Someone else would run the company. 440 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,380 - You... - Pancakes! 441 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,550 [MUGSY LAUGHS] 442 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,999 ... Flying! 443 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,020 Holy shit! 444 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,519 Mugsy's losing his shit in there. 445 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,460 - We got to help him. - He's fine. 446 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,819 He's on an inward journey of self discovery. 447 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,533 That's not always pretty. 448 00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:02,228 Shit! Everything is beautiful, man! 449 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:03,479 Right? 450 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,190 Everything is beautiful. 451 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,922 Things are lighting up, man. 452 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:10,140 It's like a Christmas tree on the Fourth of July! 453 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,030 He's mixing his metaphors. Can you... 454 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,369 Hey, Mugsy. 455 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:14,820 How you doing there, buddy? 456 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:17,019 Y-You're gonna be okay, Mugs. 457 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,520 God? 458 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,600 God, is that you? 459 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,460 Because I've been trying to be a good boy. 460 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,860 Mugsy, it's... No, it's not God. It's Loudermilk. 461 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,110 [LAUGHS] 462 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,980 Loudermilk, you are God! 463 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,398 We're all God if we want to be, man. 464 00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:35,433 [LAUGHS] 465 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,195 Hey. Hey, man. 466 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,024 Loudermilk, can you come here? 467 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,340 'Cause I need a hug. 468 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,760 You're gonna be okay, all right? 469 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,440 You just gotta relax. 470 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:48,660 No! Because I'm a fuck-up, and I'm nothing like God! 471 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,080 And it's never been more clear since I took this devil drug. 472 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,694 You're not a fuck-up. 473 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,960 Y-You're an alcoholic who's trying to do the right thing, all right? 474 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:01,820 Just like God would do if God was an alcoholic. 475 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,940 You want to see a fuck-up? Look at me. 476 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,560 I'm a middle-aged guy who cleans floors at a bank. 477 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,052 Okay, shut up! 478 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,760 Okay, it's always about you. 479 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,620 It's always about you. We get it. 480 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,260 You lost your wife and you lost your job, 481 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,849 and blah, blah, blah! 482 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:21,410 So, stop moping, and start growing. 483 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,580 Growing how? 484 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:27,800 Maybe if you stopped focusing on yourself for once, huh? 485 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:34,479 Maybe if just once just think about some other person just... 486 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,940 just once in your life, 487 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,770 and I promise you, things will get better 488 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,396 because we're all part of the same thing. 489 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,600 And quit pretending that you're not! 490 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:50,580 491 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,600 Here, drink this. 492 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,032 You need to wake up. You look like shit. 493 00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,172 No, I don't trust that stuff. 494 00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,070 [SCOFFS] 495 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,480 [SLURPS] 496 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,140 I like to recreate the kick in the nuts 497 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,080 I used to get from meth. 498 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,950 I used to do some of my best work on stimulants... 499 00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,120 Till I did my worst work. 500 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:25,080 Ah, fuck, I wish I hadn't drank that. 501 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,100 [DOOR OPENS] 502 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,580 What are they doing here? 503 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,033 Oh, they just wanted to come and support us. 504 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,725 Where are our witnesses? 505 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,036 Oh, right, I meant to tell you. 506 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,120 You know, o-our waitress, she couldn't get anybody 507 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,860 to cover her shift, but don't worry. 508 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,351 Allison should be here any minute. 509 00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,975 But... God, I told you not to involve her. 510 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,780 BAILIFF: All rise. 511 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,739 The honorable Judge Jacob Reynolds presiding. 512 00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,572 [CLEARS THROAT] 513 00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,022 Be seated, everyone. 514 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,230 Attorneys, please rise. 515 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,899 We're not looking to waste the court's time, Your Honor, 516 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,320 so I'll make this quick. 517 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:10,485 My client sustained injuries 518 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,178 as a result of Mr. Loudermilk's wanton actions, 519 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,594 and now we're simply seeking compensation 520 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,010 for medical bills and missed work. 521 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,880 It's an open-and-shut case, Your Honor, 522 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,260 and we're perfectly happy to settle. 523 00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,362 NEW GUY: "Open-and-shut." 524 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,920 You know what else would be open-and-shut? 525 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,320 The plaintiff's oversized casket 526 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,659 if my client hadn't been in the restaurant that day! 527 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:34,543 - [ARGUING] - Order! 528 00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,649 [ARGUING STOPS] 529 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,829 I take it this means you're not settling? 530 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:42,379 Hell, no. This whole court case is a sham and a money grab. 531 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,780 It's an insult to the justice system 532 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,670 we all swore an oath to, and you know it! 533 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,760 Now, my client, he may have a checkered past, 534 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,460 littered with drugs, alcohol, and God knows what else, 535 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:56,560 but this man is a true hero 536 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,292 who stepped up when nobody else would. 537 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:02,399 Let's tone down the histrionics, counsel. 538 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,240 He'll get an opportunity to prove that. 539 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,506 [CALMLY] Okay, thank you for those comforting words, sir, 540 00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,600 and I'll also prove beyond a reasonable doubt that 541 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,729 [SHOUTING] that man is an ungrateful prick 542 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,640 for suing my client! 543 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,200 Language, counsel! 544 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,241 [CALMLY] Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, ungrateful penis. 545 00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,280 Now, I'm understanding that there was a doctor 546 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,760 in the restaurant when this happened? 547 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,990 LAWYER: Yes, Your Honor. Uh, in fact 548 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,939 he's on his way into the courtroom right now. 549 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,260 Sorry I'm late. 550 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,240 I was taking a nine-volt battery 551 00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:31,290 of a seven-year-old boy's lower intestine. 552 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,260 [APPLAUSE] 553 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,980 No, objection! 554 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,680 I want that stricken from the record. 555 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,970 Overruled, but noted. 556 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:41,340 And as a trained professional, 557 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,612 I was taking all appropriate precautions, 558 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,500 taking my time to assess the situation. 559 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,660 Another five seconds, and I would've got up to do 560 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,380 what needed to be done. 561 00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:51,480 Properly. 562 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,691 This guy is fucking us in the ass. 563 00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,319 The judge looks like he wants to suck him off 564 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,479 right here in the courtroom. 565 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,282 I beg your pardon, counsel? 566 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,008 I kindly ask to be given some privacy 567 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,280 when conferring with my client, Your Honor. 568 00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:05,979 [WHISPERING] We need to go scorched earth on this motherfucker 569 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,184 or else you're gonna end up owing him six figures. 570 00:22:08,185 --> 00:22:10,674 [WHISPERING] Six figures? Jesus Christ. 571 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,300 Look, just do what you gotta do. 572 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,781 You sure? 'Cause if you let me take the cuffs off, 573 00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,335 there might be some forest fires 574 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,129 you might need to put out right after. 575 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,540 Fuck's sake. Just do your thing. 576 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,547 I don't have any money to pay this douchebag. 577 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,720 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - Hey, hi. 578 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,450 Carl feels really bad about being here, but... 579 00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:29,950 Yeah, well, he should. He's an asshole. 580 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,640 Well, he was subpoenaed. So... 581 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,260 [NORMAL VOICE] Your Honor, 582 00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,780 this witness has a grudge against my client, 583 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,949 therefore his testimony is tainted. 584 00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:41,730 Why would I have a grudge? 585 00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:45,156 Yes, I-I-I don't follow, Mr. Goldbaum. 586 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,300 Well, let the record show 587 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,989 that my client was having vigorous sex 588 00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:52,025 with the doctor's girlfriend! 589 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,855 [MURMURING] 590 00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,412 You slept with him? 591 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,800 No. No, I-I just, uh... 592 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,900 Well, I-I-I... 593 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,700 Oh, Jesus. 594 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,060 I knew it. I knew it. 595 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,010 That's why you've been acting so weird. 596 00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:12,529 I haven't been acting weird. 597 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,809 - I... - Excuse me! 598 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,700 Perhaps you two could discuss this 599 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,913 when the proceedings are over. 600 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,340 From what I understand, 601 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,080 my client gave it to her real good, Your Honor. 602 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,449 - Multiple times every which way. - That's not true. 603 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:27,320 - [LAUGHS] - It was good, 604 00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:30,980 but it was one time in coup... couple of ways. 605 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,308 - [SCOFFS] - You know what? Screw it. 606 00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:37,670 I don't need this shit. I have patients to tend to. 607 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,340 You're lucky people's lives depend on these hands. 608 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,140 Yeah, except when they're choking in a restaurant, 609 00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:51,084 you fucking charlatan! 610 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,741 Jesus Christ. 611 00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,360 I... 612 00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:57,880 - I swear I didn't tell him to do that. - [DOOR CLOSES] 613 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,404 [CALMLY] Oh, you must be that Allison everyone's talking about. 614 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,544 And how are you today? 615 00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:04,891 Un-fucking-believable. 616 00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,893 [SCOFFS] 617 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,960 Without Dr. Reed's testimony, 618 00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:14,418 the court has no choice but to find in favor of the defendant. 619 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,619 - [APPLAUSE] - You're welcome. 620 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,879 - Yes. - Okay, let's go. 621 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,590 Okay. It's over? 622 00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:22,461 Who told you I was sleeping with her? 623 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,808 Well, I warned you I was gonna turn over every stone. 624 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,080 Who told you? 625 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,639 Claire may have let it slip out during her deposition. 626 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:31,060 Do you even know what a deposition is? 627 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,610 Yeah, it's when somebody tells you shit in the kitchen. 628 00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:40,279 I'm back! 629 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,757 CISCO: I didn't know you had it in you, Loudermilk. 630 00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:45,622 That chick was banging hot, dude. 631 00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,658 First of all, do me a favor... 632 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:50,240 Mugsy, are you all right over there? 633 00:24:51,835 --> 00:24:53,871 Yeah, man. I-I'm just... 634 00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:58,151 I'm still seeing a weird, glowing light around everything. 635 00:24:58,186 --> 00:25:00,533 But, uh, they said that was supposed to go away 636 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,190 in a... in a few weeks. 637 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,400 Or not. 638 00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:09,139 Ed? 639 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,680 Is that you? 640 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,889 - Oh, yeah. - See? 641 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:15,860 One ayahuasca trip, and he's a whole new man. 642 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,740 No, no, no. This suit is new. The man inside is not. 643 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,626 I ended up spending the night in a jail cell. 644 00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:27,629 Got to go see a judge this afternoon. 645 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,760 Well, trust me, Eddie, baby, 646 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,740 that's gonna help a lot in court. 647 00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:33,221 You got to be kidding. Ed, you hired him? 648 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,980 Why not? I'm on a roll. 649 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,239 We're gonna sue the fuckin' balls off that study 650 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,020 for not properly containing him. 651 00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:41,169 He could've been killed trying to have sex with that car. 652 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,960 ED: Don't judge. 653 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,840 It was one of them new curvy Mustangs. 654 00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:50,660 Hey, Cloud, we're gonna take your cousin for all he's got. 655 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,890 We're gonna fucking destroy him! 656 00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:59,000 657 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,390 What are you working on over there? 658 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,580 Oh, Felix said I could write some lyrics for the band. 659 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,910 Oh, my God. He's letting you write lyrics now? 660 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,470 See, this is how it starts. 661 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,569 And the next thing you know, 662 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,919 you're screeching into a mic at the top of your lungs 663 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,650 and telling Felix that he doesn't need Ringo, George, and Paul. 664 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,669 Oh, I don't know. 665 00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:25,100 I quite like the one you read me about the little tree 666 00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:26,619 that didn't get enough sunshine and water. 667 00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:27,760 That sounds terrible. 668 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:30,589 It's a metaphor for not getting what we need in life. 669 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,075 Oh! I didn't get that. 670 00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:35,559 I'll give you $100 671 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,597 if you didn't rhyme the words "tree" and "free." 672 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,300 - Fuck you! - Yep. 673 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,390 I'd like to see you write a song. It's not easy. 674 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:50,263 I have written songs. Parts of songs, anyway. 675 00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,814 You remember Marcy Playground? 676 00:26:51,815 --> 00:26:53,473 Fuck, yes, I remember Marcy Playground. 677 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,919 I was the guy in 1995 that told John Wozniak 678 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,307 it smelled like sex and candy in his tour van. 679 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:00,960 - Wh-What? - Yeah. 680 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,399 Dude, that's a great song. 681 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,409 - Thank you. - Okay, 682 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,259 you guys are gonna have to finish this convo without me 683 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:07,680 because I am going to my very first band practice. 684 00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:09,450 - Okay, break a leg. - Thank you. 685 00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,680 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 686 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,960 You shouldn't encourage her. 687 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,840 Oh, come on. She's putting herself out there, 688 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,520 trying something new. There's nothing wrong with that. 689 00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,777 Hey, you got any more Marcy Playground stories? 690 00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:31,995 - Hey, you made it. - Hey. 691 00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:34,240 Uh, Claire, these are the boys. 692 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,180 - Hi. Hey. - Boys, this is Claire. 693 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,160 Um, why don't we start from the beginning of Steady 694 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,969 and just grab the tambourine. 695 00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:42,833 Come in whenever you're feeling it. 696 00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,077 - Cool. - Cool. 697 00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:47,079 [GUITAR PLAYS] 698 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:51,580 699 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:57,640 700 00:27:58,953 --> 00:28:01,058 [PERCUSSION JOINS] 701 00:28:01,093 --> 00:28:05,684 I got street cred Gunpowder-gray eyes 702 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,962 And a stolen purse 703 00:28:07,996 --> 00:28:09,826 704 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:13,879 Six pounds of state jewelry on my ankles and wrists 705 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,679 I've renewed the old... 706 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,170 707 00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:21,140 Maybe just play it a little less now that I'm singing. 708 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,730 - Okay. - It's good. 709 00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:25,773 710 00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:30,018 I'm just looking for a place to spend the rest of my cents 711 00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:33,642 Before the jig is up and I can go home 712 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:40,799 - And it's a hard bargain we drive - [SCREECHES] 713 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,100 714 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:48,002 We ain't living We're just trying to survive 715 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:51,660 716 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:55,660 Knocked out, loaded and let down 717 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:59,079 Vanished in the air 718 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:04,915 And we're steady going nowhere 719 00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:06,779 720 00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:09,678 Well, she smiled and drew the blinds 721 00:29:09,713 --> 00:29:12,992 And then pulled back the covers 722 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,880 723 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,548 Said "It's been nice being friends 724 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:21,380 "Now can we just be lovers?" 725 00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:22,968 726 00:29:23,002 --> 00:29:25,729 Well, it's hard being a pimp 727 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,660 Can I cower 'neath the concrete sun? 728 00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:34,255 You can get a lethal injection in the Sunshine State 729 00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:38,431 Or an alley down on Hastings Street 730 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:44,420 And it's a hard bargain we drive 731 00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:49,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53005

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