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Why don't you spend the
night on the couch tonight?
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- Really?
- But only if you get back on the meetings.
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Ooh, yeah, I'll get back
in touch with my group.
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Uh-uh. You're coming to my meetings.
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Uh, who are you again?
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I'm Carl. Uh, Allison's boyfriend.
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I think that guy's choking.
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[CHOKING]
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Uh...
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[SNAPS FINGERS] Dr. Carl.
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Hey.
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[GRUNTS]
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- Okay.
- [GRUNTS]
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- [GASPS]
- What happened?
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This guy just saved my life.
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Oh, honey.
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Not him. Him.
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Staying away gave me time to think about
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what I really need.
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- Which is...
- A life with Carl.
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- You're being sued.
- For what?
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For breaking my client's ribs
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while recklessly administering
the Heimlich maneuver
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when it wasn't needed.
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Motherfucker.
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ON TELEVISION]
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Ach!
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[SHUDDERS]
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[THUDDING]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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- [THUDDING]
- [GUN CLICKS]
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- [CLUCKING]
- You girls keep quiet now.
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It's show time, motherfuckers.
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[BUZZING]
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[CREAKS]
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Ah!
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MAN: Are you all right down there?
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Fuck off! Who are you?
Where are you from?
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Police. SWAT team.
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We got a signal someone was down here.
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I repeat. Are you okay?
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What fucking country are you from?
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U.S. of A.! Drop the weapon!
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Drop the weapon!
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It's dropped.
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I-It's dropped.
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How long have you been down here?
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Um, what's the date?
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July 21, 2001.
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No shit.
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- [CHICKENS CLUCKING SOFTLY]
- Uh...
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About a year and a half, give or take.
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S-So what happened?
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With what?
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Y2K, man. The computer meltdown,
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the planes falling from the sky,
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nuclear Armageddon.
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What happened?
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[CLUCKING CONTINUES]
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Nothing happened.
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Nothing?
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Not a God damn thing.
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Fuck.
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[GRUNTS]
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Come on, sir. I got you.
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Ooh.
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- You all right? You okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Good. Good.
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- Oh, shit.
- What?
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I forgot the cancel the
fucking newspaper.
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Jesus Christ.
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So, you were down there
for a year and a half.
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What did you do all that time?
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Uh, wasn't much to do
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except watch videos, drink moonshine.
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That's when the boozin'
really kicked in.
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I guess I just lost track of time.
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So, you never thought of
just popping your head up
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to look around? Maybe watching some TV?
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I had an antenna, but I lost the signal.
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A-As it turns out, the neighbor
kid mowed my lawn for me
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and cut the wire.
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I thought we'd been nuked.
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By who?
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I don't fuckin' know!
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Maybe the Russians, the Koreans.
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Them Ecuadorians.
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Can't trust those sneaky bastards.
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All right, look,
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we all started down the
road to addiction somehow.
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We all have different scars.
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Thanks for sharing that, Ed.
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I don't know how anyone's
gonna follow that up,
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but, uh, the floor's open.
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MUGSY: I think I figured
out why I had my slip.
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I, um... I thought things
would start to get better
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after I had a year of
sobriety under my belt.
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You know, the one-year chip,
but, uh, after the fog lifted,
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I was able to look around
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and see just how shitty
my life really is.
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It took you a year to figure that out?
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- [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
- LOUDERMILK: Okay, this is important now.
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Sobriety is not a magic pill
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that just makes everything hunky-dory.
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Okay, it's a good thing
now that you're aware
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of what a fuck-up you are
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'cause you can work on fixing yourself
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rather than walking around numb,
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making everything worse.
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Wouldn't it be cool, though,
if there was a magic pill
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that could make everything better?
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Uh, there is, sort of.
I-It's called ayahuasca.
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It helped my cousin Robert,
uh, find his soul.
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Wh-Wh-What's ayahuasca?
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It's this vine from South America
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that makes you trip your balls off
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and see spirits and shit.
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Ah! My people have been
using hallucinogenic plants
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as medicine for centuries now.
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Ayahuasca has been known to
treat all kinds of things...
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Anxiety, addiction, uh,
depression, ED, PTSD.
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My cousin says it's a miracle drug.
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Did you say ED?
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Okay, I'm sure that your
cousin believes that,
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but these things can be dangerous,
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especially if you don't
know what you're doing.
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Uh, he knows what he's doing.
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He's written three books on ayahuasca.
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Hey, I'm not expert "plantiologist,"
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but this Air Alaska that...
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This is the sort of
thing I'm looking for.
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Oh, I could put you
in touch with my cuz.
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No, no, no, no. That's
a bad idea, Cloud.
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Mugsy is trying to quit
drugs and alcohol.
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Turning him onto a new one is
not gonna make things better.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but... but if
you were to decide to do this,
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Mugsy, maybe I should
come along, you know,
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just in case you lose your shit
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and try and fly out a
window or something.
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Thank you, Ed.
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Look, you're both adults, okay?
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I don't think ayahuasca is the answer.
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In fact, I know it's not.
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Let's move on to another topic.
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No, no. I-I-I don't understand
how a date got set, okay?
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I requested a postponement.
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What?
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What do you mean I can
only postpone three times?
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Nobody told me that.
That... that's Draconian.
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What do you...
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So, what... [SIGHS]
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All right, well, what
happens if I don't show up?
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I lose?
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Really?
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All right, okay.
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Yeah, all right, all right. Fine. Fine.
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Was that jury duty?
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I'm getting sued by, uh, some guy
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for giving him the Heimlich maneuver.
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Well, the law never protects
the good Samaritan.
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That's why you always let the guy choke.
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Good for you.
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Seriously, though, I cut my teeth
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fighting cases like
that back in Montreal.
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You're from Montreal?
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Yeah, but you kind of
missed the real headline.
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I'm a lawyer.
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I caught that.
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Well, just so you know, I
can be a real pit bull
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when I want to be, and I just
got my law license back.
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Tell you what, you give me this case,
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- I give you friends and family rate.
- [CLATTER]
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Look, no offense, New Guy,
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but I-I don't know if I
want you to be my lawyer.
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Why not?
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Well, for starters, I don't
even know your real name.
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All right.
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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You're hired.
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[FOLK POP MUSIC PLAYS INDISTINCTLY]
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Who's this?
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Why? Do you hate it?
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No, it's...
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It's pretty good.
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Oh, uh, it's the Ben Rogers Band.
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You want to rip it from me?
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I don't know how to do that shit.
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Yeah, neither do I. You
know, Claire's coming home
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in about a half-hour, 45 minutes.
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We can just wait for... Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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[INDISTINCT SINGING]
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I'm not sitting around
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Just waiting for my
life to start anymore
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No, I'm not slowing down
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No, I'm falling for the noise
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I fell...
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Oh oh oh-oh
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Oh oh oh-oh
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Oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
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Oh oh oh-oh
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Oh oh oh-oh
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Oh oh oh-oh
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LOUDERMILK: I listened to it
front to back three times.
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There's not a bad song on there.
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I'm really glad you like it.
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Ah.
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What's with the shit-eating grin?
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No, it's just... You know,
it's the first time
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I've been able to turn
you on to a new artist.
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Usually it's the other
way around, right?
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Yeah, how did you hear about these guys?
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Felix told me about them.
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- What?
- Mmm-hmm.
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That's surprising. His
taste is spotty at best.
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Wonder if that means he has it on vinyl.
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Hmm, I guess we should ask. Hey, Felix.
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- Don't call him...
- Hold on. Come here for a second.
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I don't want to talk to the guy...
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What?
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Hey, do you have that, uh, Ben
Rogers Band album on vinyl?
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You're fucking with me, right?
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Nope. Loudermilk is a big
fan of the Ben Rogers Band.
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He's been gushing about
the album all morning.
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- Haven't you?
- Well, I haven't been gushing about it,
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but, hey, uh, yeah, I find
it really refreshing.
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I-I... Uh, I like these guys.
They were confident.
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Hmm.
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You liked my album.
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It's your album now 'cause
you recommended it to Ben?
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No. Felix is the Ben Rogers Band.
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I don't know what that means.
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Those are... those are his guys.
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You mean his friends?
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No. Felix is Ben Rogers,
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that's his band, and you love them.
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You fuckin' love them, don't you?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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[LAUGHS]
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Who the fuck picks "Ben
Rogers" as a stage name?
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That's like a cowboy band.
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I thought my real name
would get made fun of.
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Well, Mellencamp thought
that, too, but he was wrong.
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What's your real name?
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Felix Furbush.
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Yeah, uh, "Ben Rogers,"
th... that's a good call.
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You should be happy for the guy,
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not jealous of his talent.
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I'm not jealous of Felix, okay?
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Anybody can write one good album.
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You got your whole life to
write your first album.
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Yeah, and six months
to write your second.
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I know. Don Johnson.
260
00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:11,162
- [KEYS RATTLE]
- Don Henley.
261
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,819
Whatever. One of The Beach Boys.
262
00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:16,404
Eagles. Anyway, the point is
that your sophomore effort
263
00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:18,618
is the one that shows whether
you're for real or not.
264
00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,622
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
265
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,600
I heard you like my band.
266
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,110
Your band?
267
00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:30,180
- What are you talking about?
- Mmm.
268
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,940
Oh, shit. Don't tell me
you're managing him.
269
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,140
No.
270
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,630
Felix asked me to join them
for some upcoming gigs.
271
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,878
In what capacity?
272
00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,460
As part of the band.
273
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,986
Why would Felix do that? You
have no musical talent.
274
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,740
He needs someone to play percussion.
275
00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:46,699
Oh, Christ. He-He's asking
you to join the band
276
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,100
because he wants to sleep with you.
277
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,000
So?
278
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,270
W-Welcome to the world of being a woman.
279
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,220
Oh, okay. All right, here.
280
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,680
I want to hear you try and keep a beat.
281
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:56,966
What?
282
00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,060
- Give me a good percussion line.
- [SIGHS]
283
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,180
I'm a lazy boy
284
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,215
Always be a lazy boy
285
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,700
I'm a lazy boy
286
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,180
Yes, a lazy boy
287
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,599
Lazy in the evening boy
288
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,040
Okay.
289
00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:13,704
You realize you're supposed to hit
the bowl in time to the music.
290
00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:15,850
Not always. I don't even know this song.
291
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,190
- [SONG STOPS]
- Why do you even care?
292
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:19,140
Because Felix has a good thing going,
293
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,370
and I don't want his penis
to fuck it up for him.
294
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,620
I thought you hated Felix.
295
00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,860
No, I don't hate Felix.
I don't hate anybody.
296
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,000
I don't like him at all.
297
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:28,499
- [SCOFFS]
- But it... That...
298
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,860
It's not important, all right?
299
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:33,002
This is a story that is older
than rock 'n' roll itself.
300
00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:36,280
Okay, Linda McCartney, Yoko Ono,
301
00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,659
Death Cab and the New Girl.
302
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,422
The music always suffers.
303
00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:41,321
Are you guys talking
about Zooey Deschanel?
304
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,380
She's amazing.
305
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,013
Yeah, in Elf,
306
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,440
but you gotta know your limits,
307
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,327
and I'm just telling you your limits.
308
00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:49,122
- You're an asshole.
- Fuckin' asshole.
309
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,537
No, I'm a critic.
310
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,056
[MOCKINGLY] No, I'm a critic.
311
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,609
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
312
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:57,751
[DOOR OPENS]
313
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,980
Fuck are you doing here?
314
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,755
What the fuck am I doing here?
315
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,280
We have a court case to prepare.
316
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,630
What do we have to prepare?
317
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,180
I thought we were just
gonna kick their ass.
318
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,580
Yeah, that was before I found out
319
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,900
they have a star witness who's
gonna testify against you.
320
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,380
What do you mean, star witness?
321
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,100
Yeah, that's something you
could've told me about
322
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,520
during the deposition.
323
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,494
You never gave me a deposition.
324
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,600
Semantics. Loudermilk, I
need to know everything!
325
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,880
Now get the fuck over here!
326
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,570
Here's their magic bullet.
327
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,952
Okay, it's a doctor...
328
00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,440
The doctor you had lunch with that day.
329
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:30,400
- He saw everything.
- You've got to be shitting me.
330
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:34,200
Dr. Carl is testifying against me?
331
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,031
What an asshole!
332
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,140
All right, relax for a sec.
I went to the restaurant.
333
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,480
I spoke to your waitress.
334
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,080
She's gonna testify on your behalf.
335
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,940
Well, good, 'cause she
saw the whole thing.
336
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,280
Yeah, but then again, it's
doctor versus bimbo waitress.
337
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,250
No, no, no. We need more witnesses.
338
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,140
H-Hold on a second.
Allison was there, right?
339
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,740
Yeah, I-I don't want to
bring Allison into this.
340
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,820
Whoa, whoa, who's Allison?
341
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,040
My ex... Uh, neighbor.
We had lunch that day.
342
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,360
God damn it, Loudermilk!
343
00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,055
Do you want to win this thing or not?
344
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,054
All right, New Guy,
take it down a notch.
345
00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:03,520
No, I'm not gonna take it down!
346
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,640
The other side is gonna
make mincemeat out of you
347
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,300
on the stand. I'm your friend here.
348
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,539
Now tell me who the fuck is Allison!
349
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,000
She didn't see it go down,
350
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:14,020
and she's dating their star
witness, Dr. Mc-Fuck-Face.
351
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,680
No, no, no, no. We need
this broad. Get me her info.
352
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,550
Check out this text I
just got from Mugsy.
353
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,690
It says, "Ed and I are doing an
ayahuasca ceremony tonight."
354
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,389
- What?
- "They've got room for one more
355
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,779
"if anyone wants in.
356
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:29,540
"Don't tell Sourmilk."
Smiley face. That's you.
357
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,460
- [LAUGHS]
- All right, well, fuck those guys.
358
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,480
God damn it. Give the address.
359
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,810
360
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,346
Excuse me.
361
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,761
Can I help you?
362
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,694
Yeah, I'm looking for
the ayahuasca people.
363
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,819
Are you here for the study?
364
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,283
No, I'm looking for my...
365
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,526
What study?
366
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,399
Six months ago, we got the grant
367
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,060
to study the effects of ayahuasca
368
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,704
on several different mental
and emotional disorders.
369
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,919
So far, we've had great results.
370
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,959
Two of your lab rats are
recovering addicts.
371
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,740
- You know that right?
- Yes.
372
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,260
Addiction is one of the disorders
we're working on treating.
373
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,957
I want to talk to them
before you get going.
374
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,030
[DOOR CLOSES]
375
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:25,002
Who's the guy in the dress?
376
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,175
ROBERT: That's the shaman.
377
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,590
LOUDERMILK: Seriously?
378
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,247
Doesn't he work at the farmer's market?
379
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,800
Hey, we do what we can to get by.
380
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,240
Let me get this straight.
381
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,860
You're gonna give them
hallucinogenic drugs
382
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,359
and then lock them in a room with a guy
383
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,180
who sells organic tamales?
384
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,536
We can't have them
wandering the streets.
385
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,781
Oh, Jesus Christ.
386
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,510
Mugsy, Ed.
387
00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,408
Loudermilk, holy shit.
388
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,560
Are you gonna trip with us?
389
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:56,343
No, I'm gonna talk some
sense into your heads.
390
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,931
Why would you do this?
391
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,280
I got my reasons.
392
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,460
And for me, I-I've tried
everything I can think of
393
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,860
to feel better, and nothing works.
394
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,449
Look, I'm telling you,
395
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,319
the hallucinogenic drugs
are not the answer, okay?
396
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,369
I got a friend. He took
peyote all the time.
397
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,040
Fried his brain.
398
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,819
He was the guy that
lead the marketing team
399
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,775
that changed IHOP's name to IHOb.
400
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,300
The fuck was he thinking?
401
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:19,420
That's what I'm saying, the shit
messes with your brain chemistry.
402
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,120
You could trigger schizophrenia.
403
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,094
You could trigger bipolar disorder.
404
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,780
Guys, come on, take the
electrodes off your head.
405
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,890
Let's go grab a cup of
coffee or something.
406
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,652
Okay.
407
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,900
Excuse me.
408
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,200
Sir, we're gonna need you
to come out of this room.
409
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,244
Fine, but my friends are coming with me.
410
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,180
Being here is the best place for them.
411
00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:39,524
At least until the drugs wear off.
412
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:42,942
[GRUNTING, VOMITING]
413
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,946
You took it already.
414
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,878
Ah, yeah. About a half-hour ago.
415
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:49,939
[SPITS]
416
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:53,120
Oh, God. I don't feel right, Loudermilk.
417
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,161
I don't feel right at all.
418
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:58,026
That shit you were talking
about is starting to trigger.
419
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:02,582
I'm starting to feel that paranoid
schizophrenic Polar Express!
420
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,710
- What did you say to him?
- Oh, my God.
421
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,130
You're sending him down a dark path.
422
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,276
Nothing. I didn't say...
423
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,290
- [SCREAMS]
- Hey.
424
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,560
What the... Holy shit!
What are you, a tree?
425
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,178
Everything's gonna be fine.
426
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,558
- No!
- Deep breaths.
427
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,733
- Happy thoughts.
- No happy thoughts.
428
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,080
IHOb? I want pancakes!
429
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,734
All right. You can still get pancakes.
430
00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,325
They didn't take it off the menu.
431
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,327
You just have more choices now.
432
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,708
Listen, I-I-I got another buddy, okay.
433
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,297
He dropped acid every
weekend for 10 years.
434
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,460
He's running a successful tech company.
435
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,300
A tech... I'm not qualified
to run a tech company!
436
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,990
Could you please get
that man out of there?
437
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,376
I don't want burgers! I want pancakes!
438
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,860
And I don't want technology!
439
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,035
Someone else would run the company.
440
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,380
- You...
- Pancakes!
441
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,550
[MUGSY LAUGHS]
442
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,999
... Flying!
443
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,020
Holy shit!
444
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,519
Mugsy's losing his shit in there.
445
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,460
- We got to help him.
- He's fine.
446
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,819
He's on an inward journey
of self discovery.
447
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,533
That's not always pretty.
448
00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:02,228
Shit! Everything is beautiful, man!
449
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:03,479
Right?
450
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,190
Everything is beautiful.
451
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,922
Things are lighting up, man.
452
00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:10,140
It's like a Christmas tree
on the Fourth of July!
453
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,030
He's mixing his metaphors. Can you...
454
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,369
Hey, Mugsy.
455
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:14,820
How you doing there, buddy?
456
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:17,019
Y-You're gonna be okay, Mugs.
457
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,520
God?
458
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,600
God, is that you?
459
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,460
Because I've been trying
to be a good boy.
460
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,860
Mugsy, it's... No, it's
not God. It's Loudermilk.
461
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,110
[LAUGHS]
462
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,980
Loudermilk, you are God!
463
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,398
We're all God if we want to be, man.
464
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:35,433
[LAUGHS]
465
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,195
Hey. Hey, man.
466
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,024
Loudermilk, can you come here?
467
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,340
'Cause I need a hug.
468
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,760
You're gonna be okay, all right?
469
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,440
You just gotta relax.
470
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:48,660
No! Because I'm a fuck-up,
and I'm nothing like God!
471
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,080
And it's never been more clear
since I took this devil drug.
472
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,694
You're not a fuck-up.
473
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,960
Y-You're an alcoholic who's trying
to do the right thing, all right?
474
00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:01,820
Just like God would do
if God was an alcoholic.
475
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,940
You want to see a fuck-up? Look at me.
476
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,560
I'm a middle-aged guy who
cleans floors at a bank.
477
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,052
Okay, shut up!
478
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,760
Okay, it's always about you.
479
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,620
It's always about you. We get it.
480
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,260
You lost your wife and
you lost your job,
481
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,849
and blah, blah, blah!
482
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:21,410
So, stop moping, and start growing.
483
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,580
Growing how?
484
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:27,800
Maybe if you stopped focusing
on yourself for once, huh?
485
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:34,479
Maybe if just once just think
about some other person just...
486
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,940
just once in your life,
487
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,770
and I promise you,
things will get better
488
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,396
because we're all part
of the same thing.
489
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,600
And quit pretending that you're not!
490
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:50,580
491
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,600
Here, drink this.
492
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,032
You need to wake up. You look like shit.
493
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,172
No, I don't trust that stuff.
494
00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,070
[SCOFFS]
495
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,480
[SLURPS]
496
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,140
I like to recreate the kick in the nuts
497
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,080
I used to get from meth.
498
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,950
I used to do some of my
best work on stimulants...
499
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,120
Till I did my worst work.
500
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:25,080
Ah, fuck, I wish I hadn't drank that.
501
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,100
[DOOR OPENS]
502
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,580
What are they doing here?
503
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,033
Oh, they just wanted to
come and support us.
504
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,725
Where are our witnesses?
505
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,036
Oh, right, I meant to tell you.
506
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,120
You know, o-our waitress,
she couldn't get anybody
507
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,860
to cover her shift, but don't worry.
508
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,351
Allison should be here any minute.
509
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,975
But... God, I told you
not to involve her.
510
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,780
BAILIFF: All rise.
511
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,739
The honorable Judge Jacob
Reynolds presiding.
512
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,572
[CLEARS THROAT]
513
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,022
Be seated, everyone.
514
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,230
Attorneys, please rise.
515
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,899
We're not looking to waste the
court's time, Your Honor,
516
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,320
so I'll make this quick.
517
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:10,485
My client sustained injuries
518
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,178
as a result of Mr.
Loudermilk's wanton actions,
519
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,594
and now we're simply
seeking compensation
520
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,010
for medical bills and missed work.
521
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,880
It's an open-and-shut case, Your Honor,
522
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,260
and we're perfectly happy to settle.
523
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,362
NEW GUY: "Open-and-shut."
524
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,920
You know what else
would be open-and-shut?
525
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,320
The plaintiff's oversized casket
526
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,659
if my client hadn't been in
the restaurant that day!
527
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:34,543
- [ARGUING]
- Order!
528
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,649
[ARGUING STOPS]
529
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,829
I take it this means
you're not settling?
530
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:42,379
Hell, no. This whole court case
is a sham and a money grab.
531
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,780
It's an insult to the justice system
532
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,670
we all swore an oath
to, and you know it!
533
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,760
Now, my client, he may
have a checkered past,
534
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,460
littered with drugs, alcohol,
and God knows what else,
535
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:56,560
but this man is a true hero
536
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,292
who stepped up when nobody else would.
537
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:02,399
Let's tone down the
histrionics, counsel.
538
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,240
He'll get an opportunity to prove that.
539
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,506
[CALMLY] Okay, thank you for
those comforting words, sir,
540
00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,600
and I'll also prove beyond
a reasonable doubt that
541
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,729
[SHOUTING] that man is
an ungrateful prick
542
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,640
for suing my client!
543
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,200
Language, counsel!
544
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,241
[CALMLY] Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, ungrateful penis.
545
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,280
Now, I'm understanding
that there was a doctor
546
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,760
in the restaurant when this happened?
547
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,990
LAWYER: Yes, Your Honor. Uh, in fact
548
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,939
he's on his way into the
courtroom right now.
549
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,260
Sorry I'm late.
550
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,240
I was taking a nine-volt battery
551
00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:31,290
of a seven-year-old
boy's lower intestine.
552
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,260
[APPLAUSE]
553
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,980
No, objection!
554
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,680
I want that stricken from the record.
555
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,970
Overruled, but noted.
556
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:41,340
And as a trained professional,
557
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,612
I was taking all
appropriate precautions,
558
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,500
taking my time to assess the situation.
559
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,660
Another five seconds, and
I would've got up to do
560
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,380
what needed to be done.
561
00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:51,480
Properly.
562
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,691
This guy is fucking us in the ass.
563
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,319
The judge looks like he
wants to suck him off
564
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,479
right here in the courtroom.
565
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,282
I beg your pardon, counsel?
566
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,008
I kindly ask to be given some privacy
567
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,280
when conferring with
my client, Your Honor.
568
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:05,979
[WHISPERING] We need to go scorched
earth on this motherfucker
569
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,184
or else you're gonna end
up owing him six figures.
570
00:22:08,185 --> 00:22:10,674
[WHISPERING] Six figures? Jesus Christ.
571
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,300
Look, just do what you gotta do.
572
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,781
You sure? 'Cause if you let
me take the cuffs off,
573
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,335
there might be some forest fires
574
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,129
you might need to put out right after.
575
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,540
Fuck's sake. Just do your thing.
576
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,547
I don't have any money
to pay this douchebag.
577
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,720
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Hey, hi.
578
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,450
Carl feels really bad
about being here, but...
579
00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:29,950
Yeah, well, he should. He's an asshole.
580
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,640
Well, he was subpoenaed. So...
581
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,260
[NORMAL VOICE] Your Honor,
582
00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,780
this witness has a grudge
against my client,
583
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,949
therefore his testimony is tainted.
584
00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:41,730
Why would I have a grudge?
585
00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:45,156
Yes, I-I-I don't follow, Mr. Goldbaum.
586
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,300
Well, let the record show
587
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,989
that my client was having vigorous sex
588
00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:52,025
with the doctor's girlfriend!
589
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,855
[MURMURING]
590
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,412
You slept with him?
591
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,800
No. No, I-I just, uh...
592
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,900
Well, I-I-I...
593
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,700
Oh, Jesus.
594
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,060
I knew it. I knew it.
595
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,010
That's why you've been acting so weird.
596
00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:12,529
I haven't been acting weird.
597
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,809
- I...
- Excuse me!
598
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,700
Perhaps you two could discuss this
599
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,913
when the proceedings are over.
600
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,340
From what I understand,
601
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,080
my client gave it to her
real good, Your Honor.
602
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,449
- Multiple times every which way.
- That's not true.
603
00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:27,320
- [LAUGHS]
- It was good,
604
00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:30,980
but it was one time in
coup... couple of ways.
605
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,308
- [SCOFFS]
- You know what? Screw it.
606
00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:37,670
I don't need this shit. I
have patients to tend to.
607
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,340
You're lucky people's lives
depend on these hands.
608
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,140
Yeah, except when they're
choking in a restaurant,
609
00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:51,084
you fucking charlatan!
610
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,741
Jesus Christ.
611
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,360
I...
612
00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:57,880
- I swear I didn't tell him to do that.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
613
00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,404
[CALMLY] Oh, you must be that
Allison everyone's talking about.
614
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,544
And how are you today?
615
00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:04,891
Un-fucking-believable.
616
00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,893
[SCOFFS]
617
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,960
Without Dr. Reed's testimony,
618
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:14,418
the court has no choice but to
find in favor of the defendant.
619
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,619
- [APPLAUSE]
- You're welcome.
620
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,879
- Yes.
- Okay, let's go.
621
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,590
Okay. It's over?
622
00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:22,461
Who told you I was sleeping with her?
623
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,808
Well, I warned you I was
gonna turn over every stone.
624
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,080
Who told you?
625
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,639
Claire may have let it slip
out during her deposition.
626
00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:31,060
Do you even know what a deposition is?
627
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,610
Yeah, it's when somebody tells
you shit in the kitchen.
628
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:40,279
I'm back!
629
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,757
CISCO: I didn't know you
had it in you, Loudermilk.
630
00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:45,622
That chick was banging hot, dude.
631
00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,658
First of all, do me a favor...
632
00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:50,240
Mugsy, are you all right over there?
633
00:24:51,835 --> 00:24:53,871
Yeah, man. I-I'm just...
634
00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:58,151
I'm still seeing a weird, glowing
light around everything.
635
00:24:58,186 --> 00:25:00,533
But, uh, they said that
was supposed to go away
636
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,190
in a... in a few weeks.
637
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,400
Or not.
638
00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:09,139
Ed?
639
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,680
Is that you?
640
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,889
- Oh, yeah.
- See?
641
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:15,860
One ayahuasca trip, and
he's a whole new man.
642
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,740
No, no, no. This suit is new.
The man inside is not.
643
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,626
I ended up spending the
night in a jail cell.
644
00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:27,629
Got to go see a judge this afternoon.
645
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,760
Well, trust me, Eddie, baby,
646
00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,740
that's gonna help a lot in court.
647
00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:33,221
You got to be kidding.
Ed, you hired him?
648
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,980
Why not? I'm on a roll.
649
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,239
We're gonna sue the fuckin'
balls off that study
650
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,020
for not properly containing him.
651
00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:41,169
He could've been killed trying
to have sex with that car.
652
00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,960
ED: Don't judge.
653
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,840
It was one of them new curvy Mustangs.
654
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:50,660
Hey, Cloud, we're gonna take
your cousin for all he's got.
655
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,890
We're gonna fucking destroy him!
656
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:59,000
657
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,390
What are you working on over there?
658
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,580
Oh, Felix said I could write
some lyrics for the band.
659
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,910
Oh, my God. He's letting
you write lyrics now?
660
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,470
See, this is how it starts.
661
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,569
And the next thing you know,
662
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,919
you're screeching into a mic
at the top of your lungs
663
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,650
and telling Felix that he doesn't
need Ringo, George, and Paul.
664
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,669
Oh, I don't know.
665
00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:25,100
I quite like the one you read
me about the little tree
666
00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:26,619
that didn't get enough
sunshine and water.
667
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:27,760
That sounds terrible.
668
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:30,589
It's a metaphor for not
getting what we need in life.
669
00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,075
Oh! I didn't get that.
670
00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:35,559
I'll give you $100
671
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,597
if you didn't rhyme the
words "tree" and "free."
672
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,300
- Fuck you!
- Yep.
673
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,390
I'd like to see you write
a song. It's not easy.
674
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:50,263
I have written songs.
Parts of songs, anyway.
675
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,814
You remember Marcy Playground?
676
00:26:51,815 --> 00:26:53,473
Fuck, yes, I remember Marcy Playground.
677
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,919
I was the guy in 1995
that told John Wozniak
678
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,307
it smelled like sex and
candy in his tour van.
679
00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:00,960
- Wh-What?
- Yeah.
680
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,399
Dude, that's a great song.
681
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,409
- Thank you.
- Okay,
682
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,259
you guys are gonna have to
finish this convo without me
683
00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:07,680
because I am going to my
very first band practice.
684
00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:09,450
- Okay, break a leg.
- Thank you.
685
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,680
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
686
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,960
You shouldn't encourage her.
687
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,840
Oh, come on. She's putting
herself out there,
688
00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,520
trying something new. There's
nothing wrong with that.
689
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,777
Hey, you got any more
Marcy Playground stories?
690
00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:31,995
- Hey, you made it.
- Hey.
691
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:34,240
Uh, Claire, these are the boys.
692
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,180
- Hi. Hey.
- Boys, this is Claire.
693
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,160
Um, why don't we start from
the beginning of Steady
694
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,969
and just grab the tambourine.
695
00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:42,833
Come in whenever you're feeling it.
696
00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,077
- Cool.
- Cool.
697
00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:47,079
[GUITAR PLAYS]
698
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:51,580
699
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:57,640
700
00:27:58,953 --> 00:28:01,058
[PERCUSSION JOINS]
701
00:28:01,093 --> 00:28:05,684
I got street cred
Gunpowder-gray eyes
702
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,962
And a stolen purse
703
00:28:07,996 --> 00:28:09,826
704
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:13,879
Six pounds of state jewelry
on my ankles and wrists
705
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,679
I've renewed the old...
706
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,170
707
00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:21,140
Maybe just play it a little
less now that I'm singing.
708
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,730
- Okay.
- It's good.
709
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:25,773
710
00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:30,018
I'm just looking for a place
to spend the rest of my cents
711
00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:33,642
Before the jig is up
and I can go home
712
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:40,799
-
And it's a hard bargain we drive
- [SCREECHES]
713
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,100
714
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:48,002
We ain't living
We're just trying to survive
715
00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:51,660
716
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:55,660
Knocked out, loaded and let down
717
00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:59,079
Vanished in the air
718
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:04,915
And we're steady going nowhere
719
00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:06,779
720
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:09,678
Well, she smiled and drew the blinds
721
00:29:09,713 --> 00:29:12,992
And then pulled back the covers
722
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,880
723
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,548
Said "It's been nice being friends
724
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:21,380
"Now can we just be lovers?"
725
00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:22,968
726
00:29:23,002 --> 00:29:25,729
Well, it's hard being a pimp
727
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,660
Can I cower 'neath the concrete sun?
728
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:34,255
You can get a lethal injection
in the Sunshine State
729
00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:38,431
Or an alley down on Hastings Street
730
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:44,420
And it's a hard bargain we drive
731
00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:49,020
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