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Hey, Yo-Yo!
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Yo-Yo.
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Holy moly.
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You won't believe what happened.
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Oh, I think I will. I heard
you got everybody out.
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Six of us on the inflatable,
so I tucked 'em in,
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made 'em a little tea, and
read 'em a bedtime story.
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Nately's dead.
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Holy shit.
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Yo-Yo, that ain't right.
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What happened?
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I took us back around...
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He didn't die the first time,
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but it found him the second time.
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And well, if I hadn't gone back,
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it wouldn't have found him.
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No, you didn't kill him.
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He died because there's men
down there shooting at us.
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Dunbar's gone. Clevinger's gone.
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Kid Sampson's gone. McWatt's gone.
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Now Nately's gone.
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For a minute there I thought it
was just gonna be me and Aarfy.
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I wouldn't do that to you, buddy.
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Yeah, I know.
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Twice.
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Why goddamn twice?
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I missed it the first time.
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You missed it. Yes, sir.
That's why I went back.
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You didn't miss it. You
didn't even drop your bombs.
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11 planes were relying on you,
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when clearly they shouldn't have.
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So then they panicked.
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And dropped 44,000 pounds of
bombs on goddamn nothing.
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We give you a $6,000 bombsight
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and apparently you don't
wanna look through it.
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Oh, and you lost your tail-gunner.
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Nice fucking flying, soldier.
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Do you have any idea how much
each 500-pound bomb is worth?
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I do not, sir. Well, neither do
I, but they don't grow on trees.
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I took out the bridge, sir. The bridge
is gone. That was the objective.
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It was a goddamn thorn in
our side, that bridge.
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So what to do now?
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We punish the hell out of him.
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Well, you're goddamn right we
punish the hell out of him.
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Although, if we punish him,
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we'd be admitting something went wrong.
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Well, something did go wrong.
They lost a goddamn tail-gunner.
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What I mean to say, sir,
is that if we punish him,
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that would be sending a message
that the mission didn't go right.
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We don't want that. The
mission did go right.
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Exactly.
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So what to do?
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We could give him a medal.
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What would we give him
a goddamn medal for?
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For going around twice.
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Well, I suppose it did take some courage
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to go around the target twice,
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and he did hit the target.
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This is good, this is very good;
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Act boastful about something
we should be ashamed of.
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That's a tremendous idea, sir.
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That's good, very good.
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And we'll make him a captain, too.
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Do we need to do that?
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Well, if we're gonna do this,
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we're gonna do it with gusto, Korn.
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Besides, what's a goddamn captain anyway?
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Lieutenant, you'll be
pleased to know that
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we have made the decision to promote
you to the rank of captain.
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Uh... okay.
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Effective immediately.
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Colonel Korn here will
organize a medal ceremony.
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Yes, sir. We've got a brave man here.
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Thank you, sir. And we
wish we had more like you.
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Thank you, sir.
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Sir? If I may, sir?
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I wonder...
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you see, my friend Nately,
the tail-gunner who died,
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was engaged to be married.
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And his fiancée, as you can understand,
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will take the news very hard.
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And your point is?
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Well, I'd like to apply
for a 48-hour leave, sir.
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If I may, given the circumstances.
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I'd like to go to Rome and inform
Nately's fiancée of the terrible news.
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"Fiancée," that's rich.
You mean the whore?
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Her name is Clara.
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Let me see if I get this straight.
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We give you a promotion
of the rank of captain,
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we're gonna give you a medal, and you
wanna go to Rome to see a whore?
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To see my dead friend Nately's
bereaved fiancée. Yes, sir.
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Who is a whore.
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I was set to be best man, sir.
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And so I'm formally
requesting permission, sir...
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Yes, yes, yes. I understand.
Permission denied.
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Dismissed.
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Boys, I'm looking for Milo.
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Signore Milo? Yeah, Milo. Where is he?
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Signore Milo no is here.
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He's in Barcelona, España.
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España. He's in Spain?
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Si, si, "Spain."
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Can we help you with something?
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Aarfy.
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Hello, John. What are you doing here?
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You know, the usual.
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I didn't know you had leave.
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Yeah, I have leave.
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Why? What are you doing?
You wanna do something?
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Maybe later.
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I'm gonna go find Nately's girlfriend.
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Oh, good for you. You're like a rabbit.
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Hello?
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Signore?
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There she is.
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Good girl.
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Why don't you stay and
have a drink with me?
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Che cosa?
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A drink.
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It's after 7:00. Have a drink.
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No, grazie, no.
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You'll join me. It's all right.
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You're much prettier than you
look at first. You know that?
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And you have wonderful hair.
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Hair. Your hair is lovely.
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And that pretty little apron.
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Would you like to dance with me?
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Hello?
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Hi. You know it's after curfew.
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You shouldn't be out.
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Do you know what I mean, "curfew"?
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Honey, I wish I could understand you.
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You know, I'm looking
for your sister, Clara.
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Sorella, that's right. Sister, right.
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Where's your sister?
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Where is Clara?
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Look, I wanted to...
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You see, I wanted to give this to her.
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It's from Nately, and he's not...
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Uh...
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Well, he's not coming back.
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Can you take me to her
to give that to her?
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Honey, I wish I could understand you.
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I... what? No, no, no, no. Honey, no.
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You don't... no, just your sister.
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I'm just looking for... oh, fuck.
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Okay, all right.
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Look, Ines... you keep this. All right?
This is yours.
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Okay? You keep it or sell it.
Just do what you got to do.
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Yeah.
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You're fine. You're fine.
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Don't struggle with me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Come on!
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You killed her, Aarfy. You killed her!
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Oh, Yossarian, don't be ridiculous.
Come on now.
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Aarfy, you fucking murdered her!
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You murdered the girl, and
they're gonna put you in jail!
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They're not gonna put
good old Aarfy in jail.
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Do you hear that, you piece of shit?
They're coming for you.
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You're a fucking monster.
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Hey, he's up here!
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He killed that girl. He raped her.
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John Yossarian?
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Sorry?
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Which one of you is John Yossarian?
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That's me.
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"John Yossarian, on the
orders of Colonel Cathcart,
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"I hereby arrest you in the name of
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the 27th Air Corps of the
United States Army"...
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No.
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"That you did knowingly abandon
your duties on the island of Pianosa,
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"taking leave without permission,
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in direct breach of Article
21:2:7 of the Military Code"...
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"Without said leave."
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That girl is dead down there.
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What happened to the girl?
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He threw her out of the window.
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He raped her, and he threw her out of it.
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Jesus Christ.
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She's an Italian civilian.
It's a civilian matter.
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This is a military matter.
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Uh...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Hey!
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Hello, Mister Yo-Yo. Hey.
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Yeah. Hey, what's going on, fellas?
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Why you are here? Is a Green Zone.
You can no be here.
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Can you call Milo? You can no get out?
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No, I can't get out. I'm in jail.
Can you get Milo for me?
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Mamma mia! No "mamma mia."
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Hey, you guys got any food?
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Planning our great
escape, are we, Captain?
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You like to make our lives
difficult, don't you?
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It has come to our attention that there
has been an unfortunate incident.
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Hmm? Last night. In Rome.
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An unfortunate accident.
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It wasn't an accident.
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We understand that in the
heat of the tragedy,
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you made some very strong accusations.
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But we understand that tragedy
can inflame the senses,
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play tricks on the mind.
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Hmm?
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And she died such a senseless death.
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An unfortunate accident,
cleaning those windows at night.
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- He raped and murdered her.
- Let me make one thing clear.
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We simply will not tolerate
any form of behavior
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that tarnishes the reputation
of the 57th Bomb Wing.
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An investigation into
an officer of our own,
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an officer of upstanding reputation
with an unblemished record
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on sanctioned leave,
during a tour of duty,
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would be a detriment to the war effort.
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And that which is a detriment
to the war effort,
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is a detriment to the free world,
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by which I mean America.
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Well, you mean, a detriment to you.
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Drop it, son.
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Drop it, and we can forget
this whole kerfuffle.
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Do you hear what I'm saying, Captain?
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Drop it,
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and you won't have to
fly any more missions.
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We can do that.
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Can't we?
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And you'll do it. That's an order.
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Yo-Yo, what are you doing here?
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Milo, is that you?
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Colonel Cathcart, sir, you can't be here.
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Sir, this is one of the designated areas.
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Speak English!
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This is a Green Zone, sir.
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It's one of the designated areas.
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Good God.
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Quattro, quattro.
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Okay, we have four minutes
to be very far away, sir.
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You got to get him out of here.
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What's going on? Well,
I don't have a key.
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Korn. I don't have keys, sir.
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Shit. Hang on.
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- Come on.
- This one. This one.
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- Okay, quickly now.
- All right, follow me.
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Flying Fish. Flying Fish, this is
Papa Bear. Let there be light.
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Milo, what is this?
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Milo, those are German bombers!
Those are Heinkel One-Elevens!
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You're right.
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Okay, we got to go. We got to go!
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Okay, si.
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Go, Milo! Come on, step on it!
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Milo, for Christ's sake!
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Start the goddamn jeep! That's an order!
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Drive, you fucking idiot!
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Whoo!
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Milo, those are our planes.
257
00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:34,506
Yeah, we're losing 22, we're keeping 58.
258
00:22:34,508 --> 00:22:38,871
As the head of M&M Enterprises, I
have to make compromises sometimes.
259
00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:42,995
I have to balance the competing market
interests of our different territories.
260
00:22:42,997 --> 00:22:46,279
Those territories are ultimately
part of the syndicate, of course.
261
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:50,483
But sometimes you have to rob Peter
to pay Paul to keep everybody happy.
262
00:22:50,485 --> 00:22:52,325
Wow. I know, right?
263
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,728
Took us three days of
round-tabling in Lausanne
264
00:22:54,730 --> 00:22:56,450
to nut out the details of this one.
265
00:22:56,452 --> 00:22:59,693
Next week we're taking out their
fuel depot in Windischeschenbach.
266
00:22:59,695 --> 00:23:02,496
Windischeschenbach. Balancing the books.
267
00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:16,472
Stingray 2, this is Papa Bear. Bring
the Two formation back around.
268
00:23:18,876 --> 00:23:21,998
Holy Moses. Okay, I've seen enough, Milo.
269
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,602
Excellent work. Good job. Korn, let's go.
270
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,843
Let's head up to the tower.
271
00:23:26,845 --> 00:23:28,405
It's the safest place on the base.
272
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,887
No one touches the control
towers, that was non-negotiable.
273
00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:34,131
Lorenzo, Leonardo,
274
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,300
Ain't it beautiful?
275
00:23:42,302 --> 00:23:44,102
What does this look like to you?
276
00:23:44,104 --> 00:23:45,543
The apocalypse.
277
00:23:45,545 --> 00:23:48,907
Reconstruction. Replacement parts.
278
00:23:48,909 --> 00:23:51,350
The army has to get them
from somewhere, right?
279
00:23:51,352 --> 00:23:53,872
Who's got access to everything they need?
280
00:23:53,874 --> 00:23:56,397
You. No, the syndicate.
281
00:23:58,439 --> 00:24:00,720
You know you're a
shareholder in all this.
282
00:24:00,722 --> 00:24:02,041
So you keep telling me.
283
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:05,485
I wanna make you a
partner, a full partner.
284
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,207
What does that mean?
285
00:24:07,209 --> 00:24:11,051
Means weekly dividends, quarterly
bonuses, annual fishing trips.
286
00:24:11,053 --> 00:24:15,176
All this will be over one
day, but M&M will live on,
287
00:24:15,178 --> 00:24:17,740
right through to your retirement plan.
288
00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:23,585
Thank you, Milo. That's very generous.
289
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,547
You're my best friend.
290
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,239
Ciao!
291
00:25:50,241 --> 00:25:53,282
What in God's green earth is this?
292
00:25:53,284 --> 00:25:55,727
Bomba. Many, many bomba.
293
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,495
So you got what you wished for.
294
00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:06,619
Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.
295
00:26:11,184 --> 00:26:14,866
Do you ever think that
you can just leave?
296
00:26:14,868 --> 00:26:16,868
Me? Yeah.
297
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:18,870
Can you do that? Just leave?
298
00:26:18,872 --> 00:26:21,035
Yeah, go home.
299
00:26:23,157 --> 00:26:25,319
I signed up.
300
00:26:32,287 --> 00:26:33,967
Sir, I'm very sorry. We did
not know you were coming.
301
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:36,730
There was a miscommunication.
We were attacked last night.
302
00:26:36,732 --> 00:26:38,332
By who?
303
00:26:38,334 --> 00:26:40,854
The enemy, sir. Of course it
was the enemy. Which enemy?
304
00:26:40,856 --> 00:26:42,456
The Germans, sir. Of
course it was the Germans.
305
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,658
It'd hardly be the
Japanese, now, would it?
306
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,100
I don't understand the question, sir.
307
00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:47,942
How many men did we lose?
308
00:26:47,944 --> 00:26:49,824
None, sir.
309
00:26:49,826 --> 00:26:52,347
None? Well, we were very lucky, sir.
310
00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,789
How many of theirs did we take down?
311
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,794
None, sir.
312
00:26:57,715 --> 00:27:01,839
None? We were very unlucky, sir.
Very unlucky.
313
00:27:09,487 --> 00:27:10,607
Hey, what's shakin'?
314
00:27:17,296 --> 00:27:19,298
Hey.
315
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,779
Where's Yossarian?
316
00:27:21,781 --> 00:27:24,782
Oh, he's not coming, he's going home.
317
00:27:24,784 --> 00:27:27,545
He's going home? Yep.
318
00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:28,786
How?
319
00:27:28,788 --> 00:27:32,190
I don't know. That's what he said.
320
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,953
How was Rome?
321
00:27:36,717 --> 00:27:39,360
All right. That's enough.
322
00:27:41,562 --> 00:27:43,565
I said that's enough.
323
00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,891
Gentlemen, before we get
down to business today,
324
00:27:50,893 --> 00:27:53,533
I have an important introduction to make.
325
00:27:53,535 --> 00:27:56,977
We are privileged to
welcome into our midst
326
00:27:56,979 --> 00:28:01,462
a man who in fact needs no
introduction, General Scheisskopf,
327
00:28:01,464 --> 00:28:05,426
who is now Head of Operations for
the entire Mediterranean Theater.
328
00:28:05,428 --> 00:28:09,511
And it is our honor that he
will be running the show,
329
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:13,956
so to speak, from this here
facility right here on Pianosa.
330
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:18,961
Now, he will not be running this
base, let me make that very clear.
331
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:21,043
That solemn duty remains mine.
332
00:28:21,045 --> 00:28:24,447
You'll be pleased to know that General
Scheisskopf has bigger fish to fry...
333
00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:27,731
Thank you, Colonel, I'll be brief.
334
00:28:27,733 --> 00:28:30,133
Although Colonel Cathcart
is indeed correct that
335
00:28:30,135 --> 00:28:33,337
I will be running the entire
Mediterranean operation,
336
00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:37,343
he is wrong when he says I
will not be running this base.
337
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:42,667
Anyone who knows me knows I
simply just can't help myself.
338
00:28:42,669 --> 00:28:45,270
And from what I've seen thus far,
339
00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:47,274
we got a lot of work to do.
340
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,320
Dismiss the men.
341
00:28:59,768 --> 00:29:01,247
Dismissed!
342
00:29:09,779 --> 00:29:10,898
Yo-yo!
343
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,219
Are you ready for this?
344
00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:13,420
As ready as I'll ever be.
345
00:29:13,422 --> 00:29:14,502
Guess who was at the briefing.
346
00:29:14,504 --> 00:29:15,823
- Who?
- Guess.
347
00:29:15,825 --> 00:29:18,186
Who? Scheisskopf.
348
00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:19,707
Jesus. Why?
349
00:29:19,709 --> 00:29:21,750
He's running the whole fucking show.
350
00:29:21,752 --> 00:29:24,432
What show? The whole
Mediterranean Theater.
351
00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:27,316
Scheisskopf. And he's going
to be based here in Pianosa.
352
00:29:27,318 --> 00:29:30,199
That is... that is not
even humanly possible.
353
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:33,602
Are you yanking my chain? He's
here, Yo-Yo. He's fucking here.
354
00:29:49,502 --> 00:29:51,102
Hello, sir.
355
00:29:51,104 --> 00:29:53,985
Ah, Captain Yossarian, I have
your paperwork here somewhere.
356
00:29:53,987 --> 00:29:57,028
Well, that's great, sir.
That's really terrific news.
357
00:29:57,030 --> 00:29:58,750
- What's happening here?
- Ah, here it is.
358
00:29:58,752 --> 00:30:00,312
I think you'll find this all in order.
359
00:30:00,314 --> 00:30:03,515
Now, let's get you on the
first plane out of here, huh?
360
00:30:03,517 --> 00:30:05,759
Uh, yes, sir, let's.
361
00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:11,123
These just need Colonel Cathcart's
signature, and we're done.
362
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:12,645
Okay.
363
00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:17,690
The Group Leaders' Allocations
and Requisitions...
364
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:20,494
You can deal with the allocations
and requisitions, Colonel.
365
00:30:20,496 --> 00:30:22,456
I will be busy with the bigger picture.
366
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,738
Of course, sir. On Thursdays...
367
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,982
Excuse me, sir, I'm sorry to interrupt.
368
00:30:27,984 --> 00:30:29,263
What is it, Korn?
369
00:30:29,265 --> 00:30:31,065
I have Yossarian's discharge papers here.
370
00:30:31,067 --> 00:30:32,186
They just need your signature.
371
00:30:32,188 --> 00:30:34,188
Oh, yes, of course. Um...
372
00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:35,590
What was that?
373
00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:37,993
I just require the Colonel's
signature on some...
374
00:30:37,995 --> 00:30:40,555
The name. What was the name?
375
00:30:40,557 --> 00:30:42,560
Yossarian, sir.
376
00:30:45,042 --> 00:30:47,044
Yossarian.
377
00:31:02,141 --> 00:31:03,901
I've flown my missions, sir.
378
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,102
How many missions have you flown?
379
00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:06,464
51, sir.
380
00:31:06,466 --> 00:31:08,546
What's the mission quota, Colonel?
381
00:31:08,548 --> 00:31:11,149
55, sir.
382
00:31:11,151 --> 00:31:12,750
You haven't flown your missions.
383
00:31:12,752 --> 00:31:14,633
I had back when the target was 50, sir.
384
00:31:14,635 --> 00:31:17,556
Well, target isn't 50, is it, Captain?
It's 55.
385
00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:19,998
Well, it is now, sir, but it
wasn't back when I flew 50.
386
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,880
Well, if you'd flown 50
back when it was 50,
387
00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:23,963
then you wouldn't be
standing here, would you?
388
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,564
There was a hold up
with my paperwork, sir.
389
00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:28,488
The mission quota is 55; You've flown 51.
390
00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:31,371
Therefore, you still
have missions to fly.
391
00:31:31,373 --> 00:31:33,453
This base was attacked
last night, Captain.
392
00:31:33,455 --> 00:31:38,539
I'm sure you can appreciate that we require
the service of all able-bodied fliers.
393
00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:41,742
Sir, if I may, Colonel
Cathcart and I had a deal.
394
00:31:41,744 --> 00:31:44,227
Mm-hmm. What kind of a deal?
395
00:31:45,909 --> 00:31:48,870
It was to do with a Roman operation, sir.
396
00:31:48,872 --> 00:31:50,351
Hmm?
397
00:31:50,353 --> 00:31:52,634
Um...
398
00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:57,039
Um, sir, Captain Yossarian
was instrumental, sir,
399
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,881
in a covert Roman operation.
400
00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:00,603
Good for you, Captain. That's tremendous.
401
00:32:00,605 --> 00:32:03,846
The mission quota is 55, you've flown 51.
402
00:32:03,848 --> 00:32:05,850
Good luck with the next four.
403
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:15,098
General, sir, as I'm sure
the colonel will agree,
404
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,701
our deal is unbreakable.
405
00:32:19,425 --> 00:32:21,065
With all due respect, sir...
406
00:32:22,228 --> 00:32:23,387
The deal between the Captain and I was
407
00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:25,310
fairly rock solid, sir.
408
00:32:25,312 --> 00:32:26,831
That's correct, General.
409
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:29,874
And yet, this so-called deal,
it wasn't with me, was it?
410
00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:31,957
No, sir. Not technically, sir.
411
00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:33,879
So technically, it doesn't exist?
412
00:32:33,881 --> 00:32:36,402
It does exist, sir.
413
00:32:36,404 --> 00:32:40,126
55 minus 51 equals 4.
414
00:32:40,128 --> 00:32:42,730
Dismissed, Captain.
415
00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:46,575
I said dismissed, Captain. Get
the hell out of my office.
416
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,903
Oh, and John...
417
00:32:54,944 --> 00:32:56,946
My wife sends her regards.
418
00:33:08,639 --> 00:33:10,479
Hey, Yo-Yo!
419
00:33:10,481 --> 00:33:12,801
Guess what plane they
just assigned me to?
420
00:33:12,803 --> 00:33:15,524
I'm your good luck charm at last.
421
00:33:28,981 --> 00:33:30,983
Hey, buddy.
422
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,586
I'm gonna kill you!
423
00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:37,748
I'm gonna fucking kill you! Yo-Yo!
424
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,470
I'll kill you! Yo-Yo! Yo-Yo!
425
00:33:39,472 --> 00:33:42,954
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
426
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,954
Buckle up, fellas, here
come the fireworks.
427
00:34:33,211 --> 00:34:36,172
Hold steady, 276.
428
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,174
276, holding steady.
429
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,377
Adjusting for drift three degrees.
430
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,459
Roger that, three degrees.
431
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:51,749
Closing in on target, 30 seconds to run.
432
00:34:51,751 --> 00:34:53,753
30 seconds.
433
00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:02,080
Oh, fuck! Oh!
434
00:35:02,082 --> 00:35:04,002
20 seconds to target.
435
00:35:05,005 --> 00:35:06,325
The fuck is wrong with him?
436
00:35:06,327 --> 00:35:08,087
Fuck! I've been hit!
437
00:35:08,089 --> 00:35:09,408
Yossarian, you ready?
438
00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:13,653
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh!
439
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:16,096
God! Help!
440
00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:20,220
Oh, shit.
441
00:35:20,222 --> 00:35:23,063
Yo-Yo? I've lost my balls!
442
00:35:23,065 --> 00:35:25,306
Oh, shit!
443
00:35:25,308 --> 00:35:27,268
Oh! Oh, fuck!
444
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:29,110
I think I've lost my balls!
445
00:35:29,112 --> 00:35:31,312
Oh, I think I lost my fucking balls!
446
00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:36,518
Orr, what the fuck are you doing?
447
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,442
Fucking shit.
448
00:35:48,132 --> 00:35:50,373
Okay, left engine's on fire.
449
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:53,176
Yeah, the right engine's rough, too.
450
00:35:53,178 --> 00:35:56,620
Okay, that's both engines. We're going
down, fellas. We're going down.
451
00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:58,502
- God damn it.
- Prepare to abandon ship.
452
00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:01,585
Christ Almighty. Fuck!
453
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,355
I got this, okay?
454
00:36:10,357 --> 00:36:13,840
I'm just getting us out of
enemy territory. Hold tight.
455
00:36:15,322 --> 00:36:18,806
Wait. Wait.
456
00:36:20,728 --> 00:36:23,571
Okay, that's us down there.
You got to go! Go!
457
00:36:25,253 --> 00:36:27,974
They'll carpet the ground with
rose petals for you, okay?
458
00:36:27,976 --> 00:36:30,859
Go! Go!
459
00:36:44,674 --> 00:36:46,314
You get home safe, Orr.
460
00:36:46,316 --> 00:36:48,398
I hope you die!
461
00:36:52,162 --> 00:36:55,564
- What height are we at?
- 1,500 feet.
462
00:36:55,566 --> 00:36:57,967
- Hey, you got to unbuckle!
- You got to jump, Yossarian.
463
00:36:57,969 --> 00:36:59,488
Come on! I'm right behind you.
464
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:02,333
I'm gonna get it out over the sea.
You got to go.
465
00:37:04,616 --> 00:37:07,777
I'm good, Yo-Yo.
466
00:37:07,779 --> 00:37:10,140
Go get your balls looked at.
467
00:37:35,329 --> 00:37:37,369
Oh, fuck.
468
00:37:40,255 --> 00:37:42,335
Oh, fuck.
469
00:37:42,337 --> 00:37:46,019
Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.
470
00:37:49,545 --> 00:37:51,745
Come on.
471
00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,787
Come on, buddy.
472
00:37:59,035 --> 00:38:01,956
Come on, come on.
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