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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, I had to pee.
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As per usual.
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Huh. I do? No, I don't.
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I do?
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No, I don't know how to do my makeup,
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because, uh,
I literally stabbed myself in the eye
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like three times today when I was trying
to put my mascara on.
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So... whoops.
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Giggle, I would love for you
to do my makeup.
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We could play.
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FireMANdy, dragon, cut it out.
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Come on, you guys are so annoying.
I hate your inside jokes.
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You know, if you guys
don't get to the cumshow,
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I'm just gonna have to go off cam
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and I'm gonna do it without you, so...
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Nobody wants that, right?
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But really?
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I need it, so hurry up.
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Uh! Diggy, thank you.
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All right.
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Spanks.
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Um...
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One... Oof.
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Two...
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Three. Oh, my God, my butt's gonna hurt.
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Four.
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And five.
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And one for good luck.
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Cut it out.
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No more jokes.
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Come on, guys. We are so close
to the cumshow, Tinker,
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I'm waiting patiently.
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Barney!
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Yellow log gets you bounces.
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Ready?
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Huh, huh, huh...
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What is that?
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Nice, Dumpy.
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All right, two more.
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For you, Tiny.
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Oh, thank you, Carpie,
you're so sweet.
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Oh, I love this song.
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Oh, yes, Barney!
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Finally. Okay. It's time to vote.
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You guys get to pick which one
will fit me just right.
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We have...
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little baby bear, which is ten tokens.
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He looks like a bear.
50
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And then we have Momma Bear
for 20 tokens.
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And then Big Papa Bear.
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Bye, Can. Big Papa Bear is 50 tokens,
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and I don't know what this thing
is gonna do, but...
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We'll figure it out. Thank you, dumpty.
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Okay, vote.
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Who will it be?
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Hm.
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Come on guys, choose one.
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Get it together.
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Okay, seriously, dude, fuck off.
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Goodbye. Anyway...
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What the hell?
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All right, dude, does this turn you on
while you jack it in your mom's basement?
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Do you guys see this?
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Carpy, come on.
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Fine.
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Is this what you want?
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Hm?
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Is it?
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I'll fucking do it.
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Gotcha.
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Amazing. I think we really got 'em.
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Look! We're 53.
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We've worked so hard.
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Aren't you excited?
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Okay, you don't care.
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Have a great night.
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Have a great night.
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Have a great night.
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Zombie girl says goodnight.
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Zombie girl says goodnight.
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Hey, Tink.
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How you feeling?
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This chickadee's at 53.
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- Yes, she is.
- Yeah.
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I think asking you to cut up
your pussy was a nice touch.
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Oh, my gosh, yeah,
you really got the room riled up.
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- You make such a good anonymous visitor.
- Thank you.
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- BarnacleBob seems to like it.
- I know!
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I think I finally caught my whale.
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I hope so. I just worry you might be
trying to make another girl jealous.
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I don't care. He's a huge tipper.
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Tink, don't you want us to make
number one this year?
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Of course!
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Sixty-five to 53, that has to be a record.
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- You wanna take a nice bath, relax?
- Sure.
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Oh, tonight went so well! I told you
people are craving crazy shows.
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They are! Those guys get so nasty.
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Yeah. What the fuck was that?
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Are you kidding me? It was amazing.
It felt so real.
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Anyway, how was the job hunt?
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Oh... you know.
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Well, you're in IT.
I'm sure you'll find something.
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No, yeah, I guess you're right.
I've been looking
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into maybe moving out of the state,
actually.
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- There's more opportunity, I guess.
- Fuck.
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Everyone's still online.
I should get back on.
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Give them a chance to miss you.
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Food!
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Thank you.
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Oh! What's that?
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- Looks fancy.
- Sushi.
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You know what, Tink? Um...
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- I think I'm gonna go.
- Why, my chickadee?
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- Don't you wanna try the bubble bath?
- No, I do, I do.
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I, um...
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I'm just really tired.
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- You know, next time, I promise.
- Sorry, Tink.
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- Hey, sweetheart.
- Barney!
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Hi!
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Did you like the show?
Number one, here I come!
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You're pretty wild, aren't you?
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Oh, you know it.
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- But seriously, thank you.
- Don't worry about it.
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Princess X has been slacking off.
You snooze, you lose.
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I bet she's missing you
right now, huh?
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You look beautiful, even covered in blood.
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Mm!
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You know, I was thinking
about getting in this bath.
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Don't let me stop you.
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- Aww, thanks, Barney.
- Any time.
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Let's have some fun.
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- Ow.
- Do you want a unibrow for your date?
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I just don't understand why
you won't tell me his name.
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Because you would just go
chasing after him yourself.
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- You kidding?
- Mom?
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I have no idea what hot knocks is,
so I just grabbed all of these.
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Okay. What do you think?
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Is my daughter a sweetheart,
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or a red vixen?
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Can I go now?
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Sure.
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- Thank you.
- Don't forget to pick up the folding table
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- on your way home.
- Ugh. Fine.
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It's for your birthday.
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A little enthusiasm wouldn't kill you.
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You're gonna be there, right, Alice?
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- Alice.
- What?
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- Saturday.
- Yeah. No, Jordan, I'll get it off.
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That looks nice.
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When can I see your new place?
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I don't know. When I'm less busy.
153
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I really wish you wouldn't do that.
It's not a good look.
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Come on.
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- Hey.
- Jordo, come here.
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- So, guess what?
- What?
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I... I slit my throat last night.
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Holy shit.
159
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- That's actually kinda cool.
- Thanks.
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- Oh, it was fucking awesome.
- Dude.
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Seriously, everybody in my room loved it.
It was just like...
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I'm like this fucking close
to breaking top 50. I can taste it.
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Nice.
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Thanks, Jordan.
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Ahem.
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Shut up. I'm gonna tell her.
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Mm, okay.
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I will. I just have to...
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My ranking needs to be better.
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Sure, okay.
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- Wow, this is fun.
- Oh, okay.
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Do you wanna see
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- all of the dick pics I get?
- Oh, God.
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Let's look through. Let's look at 'em.
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- What are you looking at?
- Look at them all.
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- They're just...
- She's texting a boy.
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- Alice?
- Yeah.
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Play hard to get.
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Make 'em want it.
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- Want it?
- Mom! Gross!
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- What do you know...
- You're hurting me.
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- Ah, no.
- about her date?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Spill it!
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Shit, sorry.
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- Katie.
- Alice, hey.
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I did not know you worked here.
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You look so pretty.
Uh... Are you going out?
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Oh, no, I just...
I'm having, like, a dinner thing.
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So, how's... how's your life
and how's your family?
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Oh, they're good. Jordan's turning 17
191
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and we're having a party for him
on Saturday, so...
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Cool.
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Uh, actually, I need napkins.
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- Could you show me where they are?
- Yeah, they're...
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right this way.
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So what have you been up to again?
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Is everything okay?
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You should come.
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- Huh?
- To the party.
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You should come.
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- Jordan's party.
- I... I guess so, sure.
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- Sure. Uh...
- Good. Great.
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Napkins.
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Oh! Oh, my God.
205
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Diggie sent me homemade cookies.
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- Aw, sweet.
- Isn't that sweet?
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He's such a sweetheart.
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Oh!
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Oh, Fox, you are gonna like these.
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- I will model them for you.
- Okay.
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Ready?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, Diggie knows how to make me feel
like a lady.
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Mm-mm!
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So, um...
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TINKERBOY
FGL VIDEO DECLINED
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Jesus.
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I'm down to 55. How am I supposed
to hold my spot? Not sleep?
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I know. I cammed 70 hours this week
and my rank hasn't budged.
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Ugh. Baby's number one
and she doesn't even try.
221
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She barely even knows her guys.
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I don't think Baby even registers rank.
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She's on a whole 'nother level.
224
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,798
Well, that's the level
that I need to be on.
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00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,505
So let's do a cool show.
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- They're popular.
- No, I don't do public shows.
227
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,930
I don't tell my guys I love them
and I don't fake my orgasms.
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My rules.
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What about a, um...
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a swap show?
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You know, like, every 1,500 tokens,
we swap personalities.
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Hmm... Mm-mm.
233
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No, I couldn't pull off
doing one of your crazy shows.
234
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Oh, well, thank you.
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00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,780
What about a control show?
You would jump, like, 20 places, easy.
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- And, we could do it from mine.
- No.
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Cam Girl Clubhouse is,
like, so far out of my way.
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- I just...
- Aaah.
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No, if we do it there...
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- No, no.
- Yes.
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Picture it. A control show on a Vibatron.
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We would kill it.
243
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,177
Oh, God, Vibratron is so extreme.
244
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I don't wanna ride...
245
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,136
No, no. I'll do it. I'll ride it.
246
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That shit destroys your clit.
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Really?
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- Just trust me on this one.
- Okay.
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Stop it!
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- Is that better?
- Yeah.
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Fucking idiot.
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Major America,
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can you even see what's...
254
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It's dripping!
255
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,050
My cells are constantly changing, so my
water changes all the time, but most...
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Her head...
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00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,649
Aw, I wanna come.
258
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,569
Hey, thanks, Boar.
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Oh.
260
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,202
My pillow just stabbed me
with a feather.
261
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,288
Go away, I'm studying.
262
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,008
Hey, sweetheart, how are you?
263
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,848
Good. Just planning tonight's show.
You coming?
264
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,558
Maybe.
265
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,810
I wanna show you something.
266
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,112
- You like?
- It's beautiful.
267
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,068
Well, then it's yours.
268
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,491
Barney, you're so good to me.
269
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,408
Hey, I hear you'll be
in my neck of the woods next week.
270
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,907
Oh, yeah? You live near Princess?
271
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,004
In the area.
272
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,873
I was thinking you might
wanna take me out.
273
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,332
I might.
274
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,462
Where do you live?
I'll come pick you up.
275
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,424
Oh, I'll meet you. Where are you staying?
276
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,586
I'll be at the Royal Desert Lodge,
but you don't...
277
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,763
Bye.
278
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,137
That was weird.
279
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,606
Leave me alone.
280
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,315
Eye on the prize, baby.
281
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,779
Top 50.
282
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,479
Hi, guys. Sorry, I had to pee.
283
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,547
Uh, Danger, yes, I did.
284
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,131
As you know, peeing really fast is,
like, my superpower.
285
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,764
Oh, thank you, Danger.
286
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,221
What, are you trying to get me drunk? Hm?
287
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,192
Cheers.
288
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,228
Who's ready to get
this date night started?
289
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,070
Tink, I know we're missing Humper, but
he's always late and we're hungry, right?
290
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,822
All right, let's eat.
291
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,159
It's a little hard to cut.
292
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,073
Oh, my God.
293
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,783
I'm trying!
294
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,697
I'm not just gonna bite it, Diggie.
295
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,327
I'm a classy lady.
296
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,334
I'm not some kind of barbarian.
297
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,084
Should I?
298
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,376
All right, I'll take a bite. Okay.
299
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,757
This is what you want?
300
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Oh, God.
301
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,227
Okay.
302
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,935
Thank you! Thank you, Apple.
303
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,485
I do.
304
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,608
I'm not gonna eat with my hands.
305
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,033
Don't be ridiculous.
All right, fine. One bite.
306
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,116
This is crazy.
307
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,329
What?
308
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,376
Oh, my God! 50! 50!
309
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,707
I made it!
310
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,013
Oh, my God. We did it. We fucking did it!
311
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,767
Guys! Oh, my God, we've been waiting
so long for this.
312
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,518
Thank you so much for all your help.
This has been...
313
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:10,942
so amazing.
314
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,899
I can't... I just...
I'm over the moon.
315
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,110
Thank you so much.
316
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,731
I know, Humper,
we've been trying for so long!
317
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,488
You guys are the best room ever.
318
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,449
Oh, my God, Carpie,
319
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,410
for you, yes, I will,
I will be eating with my hands.
320
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,078
Guys.
321
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,208
Guys, where are you going?
We're still eating.
322
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,248
We're celebrating!
323
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,054
Whoooo!
324
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,168
We've been working so hard.
325
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,595
Guys, again, thank you so much.
326
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,181
This has been so amazing.
I can't believe we finally hit it.
327
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:55,228
Silly. It's one piece per rank.
328
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,067
No.
329
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:02,359
Lola has to drop ten places
if you want me naked.
330
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,081
Okay, five.
331
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,329
This is so exciting.
332
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,706
Cheers. To top 50!
333
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,498
No, wait,
334
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:15,788
- six.
- Guys...
335
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,126
Welcome, anybody who just arrived,
we just hit top 50
336
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,422
for the first time ever!
337
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,548
Top off.
338
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,630
Oh!
339
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,758
I made us some dessert.
340
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,806
- Come on, boys.
- Apple pie,
341
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,930
- covered in confetti.
- You like this?
342
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,807
First person to tip 3,000 tokens gets
a twin pie sent straight to their house.
343
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,188
Oh, yeah!
344
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,610
Thank you guys so much.
345
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:49,661
This is so amazing. I can't believe
we finally did it. We hit 50!
346
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,494
Goodnight.
347
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,583
Aw, only nine places.
348
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,666
Better luck next time.
349
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,961
Thanks, boys.
350
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,273
Hello.
351
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:24,236
Hey, are you okay?
352
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:28,121
- Tinker?
- That was really, really low of Princess.
353
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,905
She's just so desperate.
354
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,913
Tinker, why are you using this number?
355
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,084
It's for emergencies, right?
356
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,371
You haven't been answering
my FGL calls. I've been worried.
357
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,209
Tinker, this is not okay.
358
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,336
- Did I see you at the store today?
- Oh.
359
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,125
I... I... I got a job.
360
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,885
- I... I thought I told you...
- You moved here?
361
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,049
Well, no... I mean... yes.
362
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,719
I'm... I'm... I'm staying at,
uh, the Green Acres.
363
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,097
I'm looking
for something more permanent. Uh...
364
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,024
Tinker, you can't just show up here.
365
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,813
It's... No, it's a happy coincidence.
366
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,074
I... I didn't mean to worry you.
367
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,980
Mission failure.
368
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,827
What are you talking about?
I thought this...
369
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,739
Fucking freefall.
370
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,053
- Hey, Lola.
- Hey, Fox.
371
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,297
What's up?
372
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,224
We're doing the show.
373
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,068
- Lola!
- Hey.
374
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,869
Dude, that suicide show was so amazing.
375
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,575
- You could seriously be the next Baby.
- Thank you.
376
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,372
You okay? You look a little tired.
377
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,459
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
378
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,251
Lola. Running late for your big show?
379
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,795
Fuck off.
380
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,590
Whoa! Wow.
381
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,593
What did I do?
382
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,346
Stripping just to kill my rank.
383
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,263
Come on.
384
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,309
I hear you've been cuddling up to Barney.
385
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,401
Well, it's not like
I asked him to be there.
386
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,979
- You did poach him from Baby, Princess.
- Mm.
387
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,815
- You're riding a Vibatron tonight.
- Yep.
388
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:31,864
You know, I have
a friend who lost all sensation
389
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,777
'cause she stayed on one of those
too long.
390
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,117
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
391
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,254
Don't worry about it. You'll be fine.
392
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,999
You're probably gonna have to fake it.
393
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,212
You ready to break one of your rules?
394
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,092
Lola!
395
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,589
- Hey.
- You're late.
396
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,801
I know.
397
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,130
- You ready?
- Yeah.
398
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,473
Bye.
399
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,431
- Bye.
- Bye.
400
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,596
Tonight, our people...
401
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,806
Gavin, you have to let the poor girl come.
402
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,351
Faster.
403
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,858
If you can Cumberbund me...
404
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,784
Oh! And, off!
405
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,740
Damn it, Pussy Magnet.
God, you guys are driving me crazy.
406
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,661
No, no, no, no. Keep it going, guys.
407
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,742
- Let's go.
- Come on!
408
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,461
- Barney.
- Barney.
409
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,421
Um... I don't know.
410
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,165
Oh, definitely.
411
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,632
- Hm? Mm-hm.
- Mm.
412
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,302
Ooh! We have a winner.
413
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:19,511
Oh!
414
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,426
Turn that thing back on.
415
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,274
Come on, you can do better!
416
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,153
I think we're going
for an epic withholding record.
417
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,232
Oh, my God.
418
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,860
Oh, my God, I'm gonna pass out.
419
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,001
What are you supposed to say?
420
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,381
Yee-ha.
421
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,588
- Oh, Barney wants to shut you up.
- Damn it, Barney.
422
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,750
Sorry, honey.
423
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,087
More speed. Get ready, honey.
424
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,979
Oh, my God, 47!
425
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,605
Thank you, thank you!
426
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,064
Oh, no.
427
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,018
I think I got bubbles in my eye.
428
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,679
Aaah!
429
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,517
Can you go blind from bubbles?
430
00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:21,443
Hello?
431
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,503
Is someone there?
432
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,704
...dying...
433
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,504
That's how I know...
434
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,754
Stop it!
435
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,005
Come on, you guys know how I live.
436
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:27,968
Hardcore.
437
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:29,931
On the edge.
438
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,448
Aw, Giggle, thank you.
439
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,871
Okay. So here's the game.
440
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:59,464
If you tip 50,
I pop Dolphin and turn him into a hat.
441
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,882
FGL customer support,
how can I help you?
442
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,546
Hi, um...
443
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,300
...fight another day.
444
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:09,091
- I'm having some trouble with my account.
- Okay. I'm gonna need your access code.
445
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,757
- It's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
- Oh, cute dolphin!
446
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,847
- Alice Ackerman.
- Yeah, that's me.
447
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,096
What seems to be the problem?
448
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,438
Oh, I'm just like... I'm locked
out of my account and I think...
449
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,355
I think you guys are just, like,
replaying an old show or something.
450
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,323
Hmm... I don't think that's possible.
We can't do that.
451
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,994
Um... Can you just bring up my channel?
452
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,870
Yes, I've got it up over here.
453
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,002
Okay. Well, does it say it's live?
454
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,582
That's what I'm seeing.
455
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,500
Uh...
456
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:45,048
- Are you watching it right now?
- Yes, ma'am.
457
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,875
Well, dude, is she on the fucking phone?
458
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,885
I'm going to have to put you on hold.
I'll be right with you.
459
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,477
Come on...
460
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,153
Why would you wanna do that?
461
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,572
No, it's not. It's not me hiding...
462
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,282
- It's you guys. You're the killers.
- Which...
463
00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:13,425
Hey, tonebug.
464
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,369
Are you gonna save Dolphin's life?
465
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,044
- What the fuck?
- Hi, Miss Ackerman.
466
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:21,745
Uh, yeah, I'm here.
467
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,207
The show's live and the performer
matches the ID on file, so...
468
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,666
Can you just freeze the account
or something?
469
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,626
You can disable the account
from your model control page.
470
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,600
I can't disable the account
because I'm locked out.
471
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,719
So can you just...
472
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,597
do something?
473
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,854
Let me escalate this
up to tier two support.
474
00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,685
We'll get back to you shortly.
475
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,204
Can I help you with anything else today?
476
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,941
- No. Thanks, I guess.
- All righty.
477
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,896
Thank you for choosing Free Girls Live.
478
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,038
So, like, I'm literally going to burn
my house down
479
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,198
so a fireman will take pity on my ass,
480
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:03,917
and no, I want him to start my fire,
not put it out.
481
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,168
I just need to get fucked, you know?
482
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,970
Aw, thank you, Tink. You're the best.
483
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,099
Shit.
484
00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:09,227
Aw, I'm all pruney now.
Look at my fingers.
485
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,952
I'm a wrinkle monster.
486
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,164
Hey, we have a new friend.
487
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,700
Hello, Teapot.
488
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:26,498
Welcome to my bath.
489
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:47,894
Fuck.
490
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,020
All right, who's next?
491
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,197
Guys, I have a seriously lonely looking
left tit over here.
492
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,869
- This is so weird.
- Who wants to claim it?
493
00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,275
- You think they're replaying a show?
- No.
494
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:05,247
Guys, my ass is, like, prime real estate
right now.
495
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:06,913
Who wants to own my ass?
496
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,998
- They do own all our footage. Maybe...
- It's a live show.
497
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,463
Oh, my God, Tink!
498
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,130
- Here, say something.
- Okay.
499
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,133
All yours.
500
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,467
- It's probably a glitch.
- No, I mean, here. I'll tip her.
501
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,640
Hey.
502
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,018
Okay, um...
503
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:30,937
Orange?
504
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,521
Orange!
505
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,571
That's so fucked.
506
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,397
- Orange.
- Is Princess here?
507
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,451
Yeah, she's...
508
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,452
Was she by her computer last night,
because...
509
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,584
I swear, if another white dude asks me
to get naked.
510
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,081
What part of non nude
can't you understand?
511
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,624
Oh, my gosh, Papa.
512
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,633
Well, I told you that my PO box
is just, like...
513
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,554
not working anymore.
514
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,262
Buy things from my wish list
515
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,059
- and they'll get sent right to me.
- Weird.
516
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,258
Yeah.
517
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760
It is weird.
518
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:05,056
Considering I did a show here last night
and then this morning...
519
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,139
Lola, you need to chill for a sec.
520
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,675
- Did you call FGL?
- Yes!
521
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,808
And they weren't helpful.
522
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,274
Welcome to the internet.
Accounts get jacked.
523
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,358
Yeah, after I cammed here.
524
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:16,976
What are you even saying?
525
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,860
That she stole the password
from my computer,
526
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,914
found somebody who looks exactly like you,
convinced them to buy your account,
527
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:25,992
all in one night?
528
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:29,657
Honestly, if I was gonna through
all that trouble,
529
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:33,254
I'd probably try for someone
in the top... ten.
530
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,301
You know what? If I find out
that either of you were behind this...
531
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,381
Lola, baby.
532
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,719
It's time to go.
533
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,677
Oh, Diggy!
534
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,557
FGL customer support,
how can I help you?
535
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,356
Hi, yeah, I called yesterday about being
locked out of my account.
536
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,480
I'm looking for an update.
537
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,738
Okay, I'm gonna need your access code.
538
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,529
Yeah, it's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
539
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,816
Can you repeat that, please?
540
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,244
1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
541
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,080
Hello?
542
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,214
I'm sorry, but I'm seeing that access code
is not valid.
543
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,793
What?
544
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,463
I'm seeing that access code is not valid.
545
00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,089
Okay. Well, can I talk to your supervisor,
please?
546
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,885
Ma'am, you could be anyone.
Without a valid access code,
547
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,680
- I can't verify your identity.
- Just let me back into my account.
548
00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:32,234
My access code
is 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
549
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:35,771
I'm very sorry, but I'm showing
that access code is invalid.
550
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,975
Fucking kidding me?
You guys take half of my money,
551
00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,725
and you promise 24-hour tech support,
552
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,437
so why don't you do your job and fix it?
553
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,947
I need to ask you to calm down.
You're acting hysterical.
554
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,910
Listen to me, asshole, there's some girl
on my account made up to look like me,
555
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,162
- taking my money.
- Ma'am, could you bring it down a notch?
556
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,330
Fucker.
557
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,222
I've been calling you all day.
558
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,629
I was picking up Jordan's present.
559
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,260
You look terrible.
560
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,508
Thank you.
561
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,966
Can you wrap this for me?
562
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,975
- Sure.
- Thank you.
563
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060
Wait!
564
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,976
A new lippy fixes everything.
565
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:20,942
Girls, what do you think?
566
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,985
No.
567
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,648
Hello.
568
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,663
I've got it.
569
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,331
Lola, you're beautiful today.
570
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:41,381
Uh, last night was so fun, I thought
I'd bring you some flowers to thank you.
571
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,344
Thank you.
What are you doing here, Tinker?
572
00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:44,632
Arnold, please.
573
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:48,184
- Is that your mom? Can't wait to meet her.
- Now's not a good time.
574
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,056
But you told me last night.
575
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,103
You want me in real life.
You... you love me.
576
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,800
- so I thought that...
- I didn't talk to you last night.
577
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,858
Oh... Lola.
578
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,566
It's not supposed to happen like this.
579
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,655
Calm down.
580
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,369
Tell me what's wrong, and I will help.
581
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,949
We will talk about this later,
but right now, you need to go.
582
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,540
I will always be here for you.
583
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,085
Ooh, who is that?
584
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
I don't know.
585
00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:39,954
Shit!
586
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,628
Oh...
587
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,185
Barney, I'm in a library.
588
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,735
Oh, my God. That's so naughty.
589
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,660
Dee...
590
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:22,406
Humper bought you a flash.
What should I show you?
591
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:25,753
Barney, control yourself.
592
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,513
All right. I'm gonna get
in so much trouble.
593
00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:37,564
Oh, my God.
594
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,184
Let's go somewhere a little more private.
595
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,058
Okay.
596
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,561
Good.
597
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,112
Guys, this is crazy.
598
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:48,690
Okay.
599
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,652
Okay, where should we go?
This looks good.
600
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,198
Uh... OK.
601
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,200
You guys, this is so crazy.
602
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:04,961
Humper! I can't.
603
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,632
Oh, my God. You know what?
604
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,208
What the hell?
605
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,463
Make me famous.
606
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,602
Ohh! I told you guys.
607
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:19,053
Holy shit, dude.
608
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,347
Hey.
609
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:24,515
Where's Jordan?
610
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,284
Guys, relax. I'm not gonna tell on you.
611
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,163
- What do you guys want?
- Wait, wait, wait.
612
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,583
Brendan, get in here.
613
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,288
Jordan.
614
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,628
Hey, Jordan!
615
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:50,591
Happy birthday.
616
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:52,545
Thanks.
617
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,344
Oh, hey, um... you're late.
618
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,431
Uh... I don't care.
619
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,510
Hey, Jordan, your sister wants you.
620
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,070
- You're here! Finally.
- Finally.
621
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,858
Lynne was telling us
you bought a house.
622
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,991
Well, she's renting and I told her
she should buy it
623
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:18,529
because, you know, I've been telling her
how important it is to invest.
624
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,954
What was the job again?
625
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,620
Uh, I'm in, like, web development.
626
00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,662
Ooh. Sounds fancy. What kind?
627
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,670
Uh, it's just like, freelance,
sort of small businesses and stuff.
628
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:34,416
- She's going through an ambitious phase.
- It's a phase, you know.
629
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,836
We're both so entrepreneurial.
Katie, what's going on with you?
630
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:40,933
- Uh, actually, let's not talk about work.
- I'm with you.
631
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,885
Okay, fine, let's do the cake.
632
00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:44,468
We should. I have to go soon.
633
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:47,225
No, it's your brother's birthday,
you can make time.
634
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,604
Jordan, get your friends.
We're doing the cake.
635
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,937
Um... You come here
and take a photo of me.
636
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:54,232
I wanna get my picture in this outfit.
637
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,193
On, camera, okay.
638
00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,904
- Ahem.
- Okay, ready?
639
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,697
- Yeah.
- One, two, three.
640
00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:03,783
- One more, let me get the boobs.
- OK, cool.
641
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,577
One, two, three.
642
00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,246
- Cool. Nice one.
- Yeah.
643
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,000
Oh, God, I look so blotchy.
644
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,536
- No, you don't.
- No, I do.
645
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,915
Uh, let me fix it.
646
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,418
- You look great.
- Thanks.
647
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,915
- How's your mom?
- Alex, stop!
648
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,091
- What's going on?
- Jordan, what are you...
649
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,760
- Fucking stop!
- Jordan, language!
650
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,807
- Jordan, stop!
- Peter, what are you...
651
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,390
- Porn star!
- Fucking stop!
652
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,976
Your sister does porn.
653
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,354
Cut it out!
654
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,199
I don't think
I've ever come that hard.
655
00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,624
I have always wanted to do that.
It felt like...
656
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,239
Can you turn that off?
657
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:50,245
I'm so good at my job.
I love each and every one...
658
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,763
Mom.
659
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,150
I was gonna tell you, okay?
660
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,396
I didn't know how,
I didn't know how to...
661
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,402
We're doing the cake.
662
00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:26,331
Fuck.
663
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,836
Lift, and lift!
664
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,220
And lift, and lift! Now squats.
665
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:44,428
Whoo! Feel that burn.
666
00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:47,547
Oh, I am so sweaty.
667
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,848
Come on, Giggle, I'm so tired.
668
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,733
All right, let's...
669
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,314
pull, pull...
670
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,066
Pull, pull... Oh!
671
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,938
Barney, you are my life saver,
thank you.
672
00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:05,741
These last few shows have been
so amazing.
673
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,333
I'm, like, so proud of you guys.
You really brought the fire.
674
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,699
Aww.
675
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,329
Guys, thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
676
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,957
All right.
677
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,128
Who's ready to kick my ass?
678
00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:22,586
Giggle!
679
00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,216
Step, touch, step, touch,
680
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:28,390
step, touch, step, touch, step, touch...
681
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,520
Tou...
682
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,892
All right, time for spanks.
683
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:35,768
And...
684
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,270
one.
685
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,778
Two. Oh, that one hurt.
686
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,193
Let's do, three.
687
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:48,155
Four. Oh, my...
688
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,912
Okay. This what you're lookin' for?
689
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,877
Five. Ow. Six.
690
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,629
Seven. Ow. Teapot, you're
gonna make me bruise.
691
00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:05,757
Eight.
692
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,471
Nine. Oh, my God.
693
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,465
And one more, one more.
694
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,179
Ten.
695
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,984
All right, Teapot.
696
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,230
Ready?
697
00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:26,025
One. Ow!
698
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,613
Two.
699
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:29,780
Three.
700
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,278
Four. Ow.
701
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,623
Five. Oh, that was a good one.
702
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,504
Six. Ooh!
703
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,421
Seven.
704
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:42,379
Eight. Oh! Nine.
705
00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,087
And ten.
706
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,724
Oh, you guys wanna break me, huh?
707
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:58,021
Let's see what we have in here.
708
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:00,557
My big old box of fun.
709
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,903
Handcuffs.
710
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,947
Oh, I have my choke collar. Hm?
711
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,277
And...
712
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,374
Oh.
713
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,493
Where did this come from?
714
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,913
Do you wanna see?
715
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:21,384
I don't know.
716
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,877
Where did this come from?
717
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,676
Hmm.
718
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,259
What is this doing here?
719
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,184
How about...
720
00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:41,481
Three thousand for me to lick it?
721
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,436
Oh, Barney.
722
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,026
Ten thousand?
723
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,949
For me to suck it?
724
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,301
How about...
725
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,377
Fifty thousand for me to load it?
726
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,719
Anybody?
727
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,018
You like this?
728
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:20,140
Show me how much.
729
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,980
How about...
730
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:29,938
Hundred thousand for me
to make it explode?
731
00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:38,584
Oh, come on, guys, isn't this fun?
732
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,115
We're so close.
733
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,924
Only 30,000 to go.
734
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,511
Humper, you did it! I love you.
735
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,001
Fuck. Fuck.
736
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,500
Top 20!
737
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,170
Top 20!
738
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,761
Top 20!
739
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:36,221
Guys, we did it! We did it.
740
00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:37,721
Top 20!
741
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,558
Yeah, we did it.
742
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,635
We did it!
743
00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:47,064
Hi, I'm either at the salon
or doing something fabulous.
744
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:48,895
Leave a message. Ciao.
745
00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:52,783
Top 20! I can't believe it!
746
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:57,493
- You've spoken with this website?
- Yes!
747
00:51:57,572 --> 00:51:58,572
And they did nothing.
748
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,486
I don't know how to be any more clear.
749
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,542
She's online pretending to be me.
750
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:06,497
Can I just show you?
751
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,377
Yeah, yeah, pull it up.
752
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,194
Please, you need to do something.
753
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,773
70-25, code six, 104 North Avenue.
754
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,028
Copy. I gotta step outside.
755
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:41,284
- Look, this is my life. This is my job.
- I'm not understanding how this works.
756
00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:43,946
What do you mean?
757
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,365
This show that you do, you...
758
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:51,712
You get paid by the minute or you have to
do anything that they want you to do?
759
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:55,585
No, I just... If I say I'm gonna
do something, I do it.
760
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,432
What's the weirdest thing
that you've ever had to do? Come on.
761
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,387
Do you ever meet up with these men
in person?
762
00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:06,266
Sometimes, yeah.
763
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,689
Do you ever engage in sexual activity
with them?
764
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,481
No, I don't.
765
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:16,742
That's a shame.
766
00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:18,028
- Excuse me?
- Hey,
767
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:19,904
it's a compliment.
768
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,405
Hah!
769
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:24,328
- Rells, we gotta go.
- What, so you're not going to help me?
770
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,368
If you don't wanna see stuff like this,
stay off the internet.
771
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,082
Un-fucking-believable.
772
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:52,022
No, guys, I said you have to guess, silly.
773
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,062
Okay.
774
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,397
It's...
775
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,396
BabyGirl.
776
00:53:59,277 --> 00:54:02,487
At long last. I just have one question.
777
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:06,122
What are you guys gonna make her
do to me? Because I...
778
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,369
Fuck.
779
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,757
Oh, Gatsby I'm so excited.
780
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:25,221
I've been wanting to get my hands
on Lola since forever.
781
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:34,148
Her skin looks so soft.
I can't wait to touch it.
782
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:47,620
I haven't fucked in so long,
I'm going crazy. I'm serious.
783
00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:50,241
I was literally thinking about
burning my house down
784
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,707
just so a fireman
would take pity on me.
785
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,835
Well, yes.
786
00:54:56,918 --> 00:55:01,548
Lola can start my fire, not put it out.
787
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,972
I just need to be fucked, you know?
788
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,363
...this job and, um...
789
00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:26,196
Okay, let's spin it.
790
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:30,580
I did this weird thing where I was blonde
on top and then I had brown ha...
791
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,100
...little I used to try to think
about Santa Claus before I...
792
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,673
I made it blue because you guys
are always...
793
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:39,129
...burn my house down so a fireman
will take pity on my ass.
794
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:43,756
I know. I want him
to start my fire, not put it out.
795
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,135
I just need to get fucked, you know?
796
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,272
Hey, Fox.
797
00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,785
Hey, we're about to start the Camothon,
are you gonna watch? It's...
798
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,488
Fox? Is this yours?
799
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,358
Look, I just need to know,
800
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:09,369
like, Baby's first name,
or where she lives or something.
801
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,329
What? Aren't you
doing a show with her tomorrow?
802
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,388
- Please, Fox, this isn't gonna...
- Fox!
803
00:56:14,412 --> 00:56:16,162
Look, I'll ask around.
804
00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:17,807
- Two minutes.
- Gotta go.
805
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:19,792
Fuck.
806
00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:24,713
What?
807
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,578
Lola!
808
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,542
Barney!
809
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:05,625
Oh, it is so, so good to see you.
810
00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,553
- Oh!
- You too.
811
00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,802
Mm. Mm. Mm!
812
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,393
Boy, last night's show... mwah!
813
00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:13,810
Perfection.
814
00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:16,678
- These suicides keep gettin' better.
- Thank you.
815
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,847
I have a couple of presents in my room,
if you wanna look.
816
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:23,356
Actually, what was that place you were
telling me about? I'm kinda hungry.
817
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,726
Well, your wish is my command.
818
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,620
Hola, buenas tardes.
819
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,910
My name is Justin
and I'll be taking care of you.
820
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:39,334
Yeah, let me get a club soda, and let's
get the, uh, guacamole cheese tower.
821
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,751
I'm just gonna stick with water.
822
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,838
Sure, that's okay. I'll be right back
with the guacamole queso sorpreso.
823
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,920
Yeah.
824
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,343
Should've gotten a drink.
825
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,223
I'm driving.
826
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,349
Anyway, let me tell you about Miami.
827
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:58,307
I won that date raffle, with Sarah Bear
and Blossom, but only Blossom showed up.
828
00:57:58,391 --> 00:57:59,811
Oh, I love Blossom.
829
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,943
Sarah didn't call or anything.
It's like she forgot.
830
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,150
I'm the guy that decides
if you rank or not.
831
00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:05,897
Last date raffle I enter.
832
00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:09,188
Well, you just save those tips for me.
833
00:58:11,696 --> 00:58:14,656
See, I like you. You're smart.
You get it.
834
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,161
Mm. Thank you.
835
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,750
I'd say you were my favorite, but, uh...
836
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:21,456
- I don't pick favorites.
- Hm.
837
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,207
Guacamole queso sorpreso.
838
00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:28,712
- And do you know what you want for lunch?
- Let me get the Big Boy Burrito Bowl,
839
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,882
no sour cream, no cheese, no beans.
840
00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:33,256
- No beans?
- No beans.
841
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,927
Um...
842
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,722
I'll have a veggie chimichanga.
843
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,389
Ah, the cheesychita chimichanga.
Que bueno.
844
00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:43,595
Hm!
845
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,306
- I love the authenticity.
- It's quirky.
846
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:52,445
So, you know Baby pretty well, huh?
847
00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:55,412
How do you think she got to the top ten?
848
00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:56,988
Oh! Of course.
849
00:58:57,992 --> 00:59:00,372
I'm just kind of nervous
about my show with her.
850
00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:03,748
You know, she's staying at mine,
but I've never even met her.
851
00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:06,792
- And she's driving.
- Driving?
852
00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:09,342
That's a long way from Georgia.
853
00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:10,917
I mean, she's...
854
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:14,679
so glamorous,
I thought she would be flying first class.
855
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,511
I see right through the glitz.
856
00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:22,556
Prom queen's the most glamorous
thing she's ever done.
857
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:28,306
Underneath, she really just wants to know
that she can get a guy... like me.
858
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,438
So you know her... pretty well, yeah?
859
00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:35,491
Oh, honey, I've been to her house.
860
00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:38,867
Look what we, uh, found in her town.
861
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,405
Oh!
862
00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:42,834
That is cute.
863
00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,042
- What can I say? You girls love me.
- Mm-hm.
864
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,287
I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
865
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,711
Okay.
866
01:00:23,494 --> 01:00:25,004
Oh, we're getting ready.
867
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,706
Oh! I know, I am so excited.
868
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,462
A show with Baby has been my dream
since forever.
869
01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:36,591
I hope we can get her to kiss me
everywhere.
870
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,062
Yellow is not my color.
871
01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,318
Hm. Why not this one?
872
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,110
- Lola?
- I just love how pretty that is.
873
01:00:57,987 --> 01:00:59,277
Barney sent...
874
01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:02,284
You know, I think your, uh, feed
is all messed up.
875
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:05,405
Barney?
Do you want me to wear this tonight?
876
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,705
How could my Lola be online at home
877
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,214
when she's on a date with me?
878
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,461
That's a cute picture, Lola.
879
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,591
Wanna show me those little cat ears?
880
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:24,179
No?
881
01:01:24,889 --> 01:01:27,179
Barney, this is the women's bathroom.
882
01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,769
So? Anybody else here?
883
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,475
What, you think you're the first girl
who's tried to scam me?
884
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,364
You're always in it for something.
885
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,026
Drugs, money, clothes.
886
01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:47,043
Look, I'm a reasonable man.
887
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,075
You tell me who you are,
and maybe we can still have some fun.
888
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,133
Excuse me, is someone in here?
889
01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,591
Geez, come here! Hey.
890
01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:02,221
Hey! Let go! Let go!
891
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,222
Is everything okay?
892
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,230
Listen, I... I apologize.
My wife does not feel well at all.
893
01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:15,082
You know, the young ones can't hold
their liquor. It's okay, she'll...
894
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,316
Don't worry, she'll be fine.
895
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,029
Come on, come on, let's go,
here we go.
896
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,649
All right, all right. Here we go.
897
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,994
Ow! Son of a...
898
01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:47,808
So, boys, what's it gonna be?
899
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,733
Are you gonna let me kiss her?
900
01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:54,148
Ooh, yeah, her lips are so soft.
901
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,653
- It's getting hot and steamy in here.
- Thank you, Conquer.
902
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:02,315
Oh, my God, she's making me so hot.
903
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:04,705
- We don't have all night here.
- No.
904
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:08,121
We're a little impatient. Mm.
905
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,869
Oh, I'm so ready, what are we doing?
906
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,746
- Actually, you know what we should do?
- What?
907
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:24,510
- Ooh, you make it sound so mysterious.
- No, not mysterious.
908
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,392
- Let's go.
- They're so excited.
909
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,720
They're so excited.
910
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,595
So jealous,
they don't know what's going on.
911
01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:34,101
- Guys, you're just gonna love this.
- Tough luck!
912
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,021
- I'm taking her away.
- Mm, yay!
913
01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:44,949
Here we go.
914
01:03:45,696 --> 01:03:47,946
Out of the pink room. Mm!
915
01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,286
Ooh, it's gonna be exciting.
916
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,252
I'm walking in this top.
917
01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:02,047
Here's my hallway.
918
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,509
Those are my boxes.
919
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,880
I just moved in.
920
01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,549
Ooh.
921
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,717
My guys have never seen
my real bedroom before.
922
01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,227
Shall we go in?
923
01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:18,439
Here's the door. Moment of truth.
924
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,111
No, no, no! No!
925
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:22,399
No!
926
01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:24,153
Wow!
927
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,529
- Get the fuck out of my house!
- This is my bedroom.
928
01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,123
Get the fuck out!
929
01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,948
That's my bed that I sleep in
every night.
930
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:35,504
You are so adorable.
931
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,000
Stop it, I was so awkward.
932
01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,331
- I was so awkward.
- So hot.
933
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,838
Who's this? Who's this dude?
934
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:47,473
Um, no. That is my little brother. Gross.
935
01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:51,182
Look. Jordan.
936
01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,515
Fuck you!
937
01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,462
I guess people still think you live here.
938
01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:08,463
Hey.
939
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,973
I saw a... house, so I'll...
940
01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:17,138
pay for it, or paint it myself.
941
01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:25,821
Mom, I wanted to tell you.
942
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,863
I just wanted to wait until I was...
943
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,203
in the top ten, you know,
until I was good enough.
944
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,820
You are really good.
945
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,083
Huh? What does that mean?
946
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,831
I watched a little.
947
01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:48,629
- Oh, you can't be serious.
- I... I had to see.
948
01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,338
And you were good.
949
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,384
I was?
950
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:58,219
Those guys love you.
You're so put together.
951
01:07:00,599 --> 01:07:04,099
I get you in pajamas, and bratty and bored
and biting your nails.
952
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,976
But on that show,
you're a different person.
953
01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:08,143
Confident. I wish everybody
could see you like that.
954
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:11,990
- Mom, that person is not me.
- And I'm not sad and pathetic.
955
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:16,279
I'm enlightened, I understand
this whole female empowerment thing.
956
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:19,155
No, Mom, that's not even what it's about.
That person is not me.
957
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:22,833
- I get it. It's a performance.
- No, Mom, you're not listening to me.
958
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,960
I'll have to show you, okay?
959
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:30,253
Look.
960
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,894
Shit.
961
01:07:40,097 --> 01:07:43,177
- She's not online right now.
- Who's not online?
962
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:46,152
- I don't know. I don't know!
- Stop.
963
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,114
Just stop.
964
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,528
Take some responsibility for your life
and stop lying to me.
965
01:07:57,990 --> 01:07:59,120
Hey, Jordan.
966
01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:03,695
Mm! Wash it.
967
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,591
Hey, Jordo.
968
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,401
- Watch Ziggy for me.
- Where are you going?
969
01:09:03,597 --> 01:09:05,307
Shit.
970
01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,506
Wrong room. Sorry.
971
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:30,139
Hi, I'm looking for a guy.
He's kind of tall, sweaty, nervous.
972
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,686
Have you seen him? Is he here?
973
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,729
- Uh... up there, maybe. Try room three.
- Three?
974
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:35,980
Thank you.
975
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,244
Who is it?
976
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,869
Hey, it's me, Tink.
977
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:54,380
One second.
978
01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:06,350
- Lola.
- Hi. I'm so happy to see you.
979
01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,597
Listen, I'm sorry about the other day.
980
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:13,978
What's going on?
981
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,435
I don't know what to do.
982
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,565
Someone stole my show.
983
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:24,612
Poor thing.
984
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,569
It's gonna be okay.
Arnold is here to help.
985
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,248
What a conspiracy.
986
01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:41,957
I wondered why Sarah and Winter
had been acting so strangely.
987
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,335
We were brought together for a reason.
988
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:50,314
Unexpected things happen to test us.
989
01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:52,601
That's what this is. You're being tested.
990
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,023
But... you're strong.
You'll make it through.
991
01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,397
And I'm your helper.
992
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,108
You know?
993
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,110
I'm your life helper.
994
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:10,865
Whoever did this to you...
995
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:12,660
I wanna find him.
996
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:14,746
And I wanna hurt him.
997
01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:17,619
- Thank you, Tinker.
- Arnold.
998
01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:23,134
Who is she, do you think?
999
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,378
Some lowlife.
1000
01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,847
Clearly obsessed with you.
1001
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,479
She probably has your address.
1002
01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:44,032
You should probably stay here.
1003
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:48,489
It isn't safe.
1004
01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:53,544
When she gets on tonight,
1005
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:55,907
we'll get to work.
1006
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:58,040
We'll beat this thing together.
1007
01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:00,794
I'll take care of you, my chickadee.
1008
01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,141
You turn me on so much...
1009
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:05,441
- Does that feel good?
- Forgive me, mother Mary.
1010
01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:09,284
- Come on, Tinker...
- Lola!
1011
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,355
Are you gonna come?
1012
01:14:12,739 --> 01:14:15,529
Oh, no, please. Wait.
1013
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,703
Wait. No, no.
1014
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,535
You don't understand.
1015
01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:23,132
- I was investigating.
- Why the fuck are you lying to me?
1016
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:24,588
I'm not!
1017
01:14:28,755 --> 01:14:29,965
Look at me.
1018
01:14:30,382 --> 01:14:31,932
Look at me, you piece of shit.
1019
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,259
I'm sorry. I can't...
1020
01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:36,144
- What did you do?
- Just... nothing. Nothing!
1021
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:39,135
- I... I found it just like...
- It? What is it?
1022
01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:43,104
I don't know. I think it takes anything
it can find of you online.
1023
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,187
What does?
1024
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,443
I told you, I don't know.
1025
01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:50,030
But it's on all the cam sites.
Not just FGL.
1026
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,074
You knew this was gonna happen to me.
1027
01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,541
Answer me, Tinker!
1028
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:04,248
Yeah. Yes. I can usually tell
1029
01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:09,378
- if one of the girls is gonna be copied.
- How?
1030
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:13,594
I've watched enough
to guess who it'll choose,
1031
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,796
but I don't know what it is
or how it works.
1032
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,058
I came here to help.
1033
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:22,060
- Bullshit!
- I... I...
1034
01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:26,062
I didn't... wanna tell you
and ruin what we have.
1035
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,765
I didn't do this, I swear.
1036
01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:31,649
- You moved here...
- I love you, I wouldn't do this.
1037
01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,945
You moved here and you fucking waited
so you could ride in to save the day?
1038
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,110
Tinker?
1039
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,026
Tink?
1040
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,785
Tinker! I miss you.
1041
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,001
Oh, God.
1042
01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:53,549
Tinker! I'm lonely.
1043
01:15:57,177 --> 01:15:58,217
Tinker...
1044
01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:08,944
Oh, hi.
1045
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,685
Are you Tinker's girlfriend?
1046
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,111
Hi.
1047
01:16:18,448 --> 01:16:20,028
Uh... How are you?
1048
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,615
Good. Where's Tinker?
1049
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,085
He's... he's not here.
1050
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,920
Oh.
1051
01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:36,757
What's your name?
1052
01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:46,056
Tink, your girlfriend's not very friendly.
1053
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,942
Hello?
1054
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,531
I wanna be friends.
1055
01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:03,447
She doesn't recognize me.
1056
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,374
She doesn't know what the fuck
she looks like.
1057
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:14,300
No, what are you... what are you doing?
1058
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,430
No. No! You can't leave.
You can't leave.
1059
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:19,550
Please.
1060
01:17:19,676 --> 01:17:21,756
- Have fun with Lola.
- No.
1061
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,557
- No.
- While you still can.
1062
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,139
You can't leave!
1063
01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:05,143
Ooh, aah...
1064
01:18:05,597 --> 01:18:08,477
Oh! I love this song.
1065
01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,361
I wish one of you was here
to dance with me.
1066
01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:27,286
But, Teapot, we're right in the middle
of my dance.
1067
01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:34,499
Okay.
1068
01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:40,974
Well, can I see you?
1069
01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:44,552
I really wanna see you.
1070
01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:53,150
Oh, Tinker's girlfriend.
1071
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:55,940
Oh! You are a cutie.
1072
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,355
- Hm.
- So,
1073
01:18:59,359 --> 01:19:00,989
what do you wanna do with me?
1074
01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:03,109
Why don't you go
sit down at your vanity?
1075
01:19:04,072 --> 01:19:05,072
Okay.
1076
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,169
So...
1077
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,961
what do you want me to do next?
1078
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,013
I want everyone to see
how good we look together.
1079
01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:28,643
Oh! So, you wanna be watched.
1080
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,230
I love being watched.
1081
01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:37,521
Look, everybody. It's Teapot.
1082
01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:40,358
Hi, guys.
1083
01:19:44,654 --> 01:19:47,164
Aw, thank you, guys, so much.
1084
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:50,413
- There's so much love.
- I know.
1085
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,540
But who's getting the most?
1086
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,380
Which one of us is the best Lola?
1087
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,875
- Maybe we should play a game to find out.
- Hm.
1088
01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:04,264
What kind of game?
1089
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,715
Monkey see, monkey do.
1090
01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:09,177
Whoever does it better wins.
1091
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:11,724
The room picks and the winner
gets a prize.
1092
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,270
I don't know. What do you guys think?
1093
01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:26,277
- Okay, deal.
- You promise?
1094
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,454
I promise.
1095
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,366
Okay.
1096
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,538
I'll go first.
1097
01:20:46,299 --> 01:20:48,299
Oh, the heart's for me.
1098
01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:49,885
My turn.
1099
01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:54,977
I love you guys.
1100
01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:04,938
I love you guys.
1101
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:14,581
What's the tally?
1102
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:20,461
Oh, wow. You won by a landslide.
1103
01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:24,827
What do you think, guys?
1104
01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,665
What should my prize be?
1105
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,428
Okay.
1106
01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:36,352
For my prize, I want you to strip.
1107
01:21:40,937 --> 01:21:43,727
Done.
1108
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,944
Thank you, guys.
1109
01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:54,662
How about we up the ante?
1110
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,453
That was way too easy.
1111
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:00,124
Fine.
1112
01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:05,210
Repeat after me.
1113
01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:07,172
- Hey, boys.
- Hey, boys.
1114
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:09,880
- Wanna see something cool?
- Wanna see something cool?
1115
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,305
- You stole my face.
- You stole my face.
1116
01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:22,442
You stole my face and now
I'm going to get it back.
1117
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:25,189
You stole my face and now
I'm going to get it back.
1118
01:22:47,879 --> 01:22:49,589
- See.
- See.
1119
01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,683
You're not real!
1120
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,300
You're not real.
1121
01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,294
Wow, I've never seen my guys
so riled up like this.
1122
01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:30,089
This is a fun game.
1123
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:31,841
I like this one.
1124
01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,218
Guys, better vote for me.
1125
01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:47,274
Wow. You won, Teapot.
1126
01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:50,399
What do you want from me?
1127
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,276
I want your account password.
1128
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,452
I don't think that's very fair.
1129
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,995
Give it to me, Lola, I want it.
1130
01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:05,331
- Give you what?
- Your password.
1131
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,381
You gotta follow through.
1132
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,669
How would your guys ever trust you again,
if you didn't?
1133
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:14,338
- Well.
- Stop tipping, stop tipping.
1134
01:24:21,931 --> 01:24:22,931
Okay.
1135
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,225
Teapot? It's your turn.
1136
01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:34,942
What do you want me to do next? Hm?
1137
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:43,787
So...
1138
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,872
should I go first this time?
1139
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,786
Come on, let's keep playing.
1140
01:24:50,668 --> 01:24:52,708
- Please.
- She did it.
1141
01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:55,590
You can tip again.
1142
01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:01,465
Ooh! Thank you, guys.
1143
01:25:13,691 --> 01:25:14,981
Okay!
1144
01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,450
Let's play again!
1145
01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:19,414
Copy...
1146
01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:22,365
this.
1147
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:28,076
No, Tonebug, I'm not that...
1148
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,510
Are you sure you wanna do this?
1149
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:01,803
Yes, Mom.
1150
01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:03,747
And if it happens again?
1151
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:08,470
Then I'll make another one.
And another one and another one.
1152
01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:11,389
- Can I see?
- Not yet.
1153
01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:21,859
Can't believe I'm doing this.
1154
01:27:22,695 --> 01:27:23,695
Okay.
1155
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,078
Oh!
1156
01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:28,828
You're so lucky you're my daughter.
1157
01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:49,559
- Thank you.
- Mm.
1158
01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:50,073
Hey, guys.
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