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It all started when a time
travel experiment I was conducting...
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went... a little caca.
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In the blink of a cosmic
clock, I went from quantum physicist,
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to air force test pilot,
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which could have been
fun if I knew how to fly.
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Fortunately, I had help, an
observer from the project named Al.
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Unfortunately, Al's a hologram, so
all he can lend is moral support.
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Anyway, here I am, bouncing
around in time,
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putting things right that once went wrong,
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a sort of time-traveling Lone
Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
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and I don't even need a mask.
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Oh, boy.
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The trouble with quantum
leaping is that just about the time...
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I start to enjoy being a hero,
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the big guy with the remote control
switches channels on me.
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Now all I have to do is
figure out who I am...
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where I am,
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and why all these young
women are staring at me...
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as if I were Tom Cruise.
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- Where, Where was I?
- You were explaining...
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Heathcliff's obsession with Catherine.
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Right. Right, right.
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Heathcliff's obsession, uh, with Catherine...
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in, uh, uh,
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Oh. Wuthering Heights, of course.
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Dr. Bryant, do you
think Heathcliff's obsession...
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stems from Brontes own tragic
yearning for Bramwell?
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I think the woman was
sexually suppressed. Far out, man.
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You think she wrote this because
she was horny? Right on!
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Great. Four of my least favorite clichés.
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Headbands, bell bottoms, flower
power and English Lit.
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What do you think, Dr. Bryant?
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Uh, well, I-I,
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It's an interesting and,
and a difficult question.
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Uh, and one we'll have
to discuss tomorrow. No way.
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No Friday classes in summer school.
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Right? Oh, yes. Uh,
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Dr. Bryant. ! Dr. Bryant. !
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Oh. I've been trying to get a moment
alone with you all afternoon.
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Uh, uh, Jamie-Lee, um,
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W
- what can I do for you?
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"Give me life, my darling.
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Touch my hand and light my soul. "
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- Keats?
- No.
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Your lecture on expressing love.
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My, I wanna go home.
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You live this way.
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Jamie-Lee, um,
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I'm a teacher and you're a
student, so no fraternizing.
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That's not what you said last night.
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I didn't? No.
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Donna.
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Of course. This is Lawrence. !
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Where are you going? After,
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To the Rathskeller.
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They're closed between 4.00
and 6.00 in the summer.
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She's going in. Donna Eleese works there.
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Jerry, we have to talk. It's
a matter of life and death.
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I'll put the tea on. Jamie-Lee,
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I don't think it's a good
idea for you to be in my rooms.
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What's wrong? Everything.
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Oh, don't say that.
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I know there's a solution.
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I believe our love will conquer all, even Daddy.
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You gotta be kidding!
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No, I'm not.
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I did it.
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I told Daddy everything.
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From that first blush of love...
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to that glorious night in the bell tower.
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Daddy was furious and threatened to have you
horsewhipped within an inch of your life.
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Oscar said he'd kill you with his bare hands.
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- Oscar?
- A Neanderthal who goes to Ohio State.
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He wants to pin me.
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Oh, Jerry!
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Precious!
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It's all so like Romeo and Juliet.
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Great. Men wanna horsewhip and kill me,
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and you're playing Juliet.
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Juliet committed suicide. Suicide?
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Oh, yes!
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Of course!
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A love pact!
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Sam, we don't want that to happen, do we?
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No. Uh, Jamie-Lee,
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we are not committing suicide.
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What else is there to do?
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Have a cup of tea.
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Precisely what Jane and Edward would have done.
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Jane and Edward?
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Oh, uh, Jane Eyre and Edward Rochester.
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Charlotte Brontes star-crossed lovers.
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How can you teach English literature
if you don't know that?
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But, anyway, we're gonna get
you out of this one quick this time.
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Ziggy figures a 99. 5% chance
- I don't want out of this one quick.
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you'll be able to leap when, What?
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Hark, my sweetie pie.
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Jamie-Lee, I want you to take this cup of tea...
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and go straight back to your dorm.
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You call your father and Oswald
- Oscar.
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Whatever. Tell them it was all a joke.
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You made it up because you missed them
and wanted to get their attention.
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But it's not a joke.
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Ohhh. Oh, yes, it is.
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It's the school, isn't it?
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You're afraid of losing your tenure.
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I'm afraid of losing my life.
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If it comes to that, so be it.
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Our love can live without these temporal bodies.
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Uh, Romeo and Juliet?
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Lancelot and Guinevere.
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Uh, Jamie-Lee, we, uh, w-we
can play Lancelot and Guinevere...
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some other time.
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When, my darling?
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When, uh, the-the moon...
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has crested over the...
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towers of Camelot.
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"When the moon has crested
over the towers of Camelot?"
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I know. It's... You better watch it, Sam.
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You're gonna end up marrying her too.
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They got married? June 20th, 1972.
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Nice little intimate shotgun
wedding, 12-gauge, I think it was.
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That's what you're here for...
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is to see that those two don't
ruin both their lives.
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Of course, there's not much more that
could go wrong with Professor Bryant's.
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That's not why I'm here. Oh?
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I'm here to get a second chance,
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before I even get a first one.
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You wanna let me in on the joke?
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Donna Eleese is here.
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That's not funny, Sam. But true.
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Don't you see, Al? I'm here to
get Donna and I a second chance.
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You're here to see that Guinevere there...
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doesn't make the biggest mistake of her life!
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How do you know that?
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Ziggy's got it computed down
to the decimal point!
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I don't give a damn what a computer says!
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We're talking about the
woman I love and my future.
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I'm here. She's here. We've got a second chance.
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And no one's gonna stop me from taking it.
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Not even you.
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Sam, you're breaking your own inside trader rule.
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What?
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Quantum leap rule numero uno.
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The time traveler shall not take
advantage of his position...
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to improve or alter his life.
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- I made that rule?
- Yes.
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And you swore everyone to a blood oath
of allegiance to it on penalty of death.
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- Ah, that's my interpretation.
- If I made the rule, I can rescind it.
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So ordered.
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Not without committee approval,
and Weitzman will never give it.
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Weitzman? Short fat guy, uh, in knickers? Mm.
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Tall skinny guy with a stovepipe hat.
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He's got at Lincoln fixation
and he also controls the committee,
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and he wants you declared non compos mentis.
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Let him. In case you haven't noticed, Al,
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the committee doesn't run
this project or me anymore.
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Pretty straight for the '70s.
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Of course, this is a Catholic girls' college,
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- Look at you.
- Uh, it's psychedelic.
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It must be the black light or something.
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You look like a ghost.
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Look. There she is. There's Donna.
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Oh, my God. It is her.
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Now do you believe me? Donna's here. I'm here.
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Fate has put us together again.
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When I saw her today, I
couldn't believe it. She's so young.
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When we first met, she'd just left the
Star Bright Project and was turning 30.
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Don't do this, Sam. The
wedding was on the fifth of June...
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at Old Mission Chapel.
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It was hot and I was sweating,
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but, you know, it was more from nerves
than from the heat and then,
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Everybody went home, because...
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I didn't show up for the wedding.
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No. No, you showed up. She didn't.
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It had something to do with her father.
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He didn't die, did he? I wouldn't know.
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And if I did, I couldn't tell you. I
broke the rules before giving you personal data,
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and if I do it again, the committee's threatening
to remove me from the project.
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They can't remove you. You're
the only contact they have with me.
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Al, I want you to run a,
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Chicken.
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She smelled the same.
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Of course, I didn't.
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God, how I wanted to tell her I'm not
the boozed-out professor she sees,
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that I was her Sam,
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the man she'll love 10 years from now,
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that I'm doing what we dreamed of,
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I'm traveling in time.
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What can I get for you, Dr. Bryant?
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- Uh, an avion,
Evian. - A what?
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Uh, C-Coke. Uh, a Coke would be fine.
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A Coke, cheeseburger and
fries, medium rare on the burger,
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Hold the tomato, extra onion.
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She knew. She knew how I liked my burger.
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Shove that up your gauge circuit, Ziggy.
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Thank you. Uh, Donna,
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um, could I talk with you?
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Oh, I really don't have time, Dr. Bryant.
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Oh, yeah. I'll, um, uh,
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Maybe, Well, I'll just wait till you finish work.
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Dr, Bryant, please, um,
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I'm quite capable of
getting an "A" in your class...
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by simply doing the work.
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No. No. No, no.
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No, tha-that's, that's not what I'm saying.
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Donna, I'm not what I look like.
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If you look into my eyes, you can see that.
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- Is this your best line?
- It's not a line.
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If you look into my
eyes, you'll see another soul.
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- You've had too much to drink.
- I haven't had a drop.
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This is silly. Yeah. So it's silly.
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Do it anyway.
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Please don't talk to me anymore,
Dr. Bryant. Donna.
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Hey. ! I thought I told
you to leave my girl alone.
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Donna's your girl? Jamie-Lee's my girl.
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Oscar.
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Yeah, Oscar, and he's here to break your face.
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Look, Oscar, why don't we
just talk about this man-to-man?
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If you don't like what you
hear, you can always break my face.
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Good. First, Jamie-Lee is crazy about you.
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Yeah, right. And that's why all she
can talk about is her precious Jerry.
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Which... Which proves my point. See, if
she was crazy about me, she'd never mention me.
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But since she's really crazy about
you, all she does is talk about me.
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She's trying to make you jealous.
Well, it's working.
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Oscar,
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Jamie-Lee once told me that...
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you were the only man who
ever made the earth move for her.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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That ain't what she told me.
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Isn't.
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Of course not. See, she's
frustrated with you. She,
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She thinks you want her only for her body.
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Oh, she's got a great body.
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She also has a mind, Oscar.
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Oscar. A deeply poetic mind.
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And if you want her to love you,
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you gotta let the romantic side of you free.
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Romantic side of me? I-Isn't
Jamie-Lee in your thoughts night and day?
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Yeah, except for wrestling practice.
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Well, tell her that, but don't mention
the wrestling practice stuff.
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Take to a romantic movie, a candlelit
dinner, read her a poem.
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I did. You did?
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There once was a young man from Kent...
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- Oscar, limericks aren't
exactly what I had in mind.
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Look, read her a romantic poet,
247
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Kelly, Sheets
- Keats. I don't know.
248
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What do you mean you don't know? You're the prof.
249
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I mean, the choice is yours.
250
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Tell her how beautiful she is,
251
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how her perfume drives you crazy,
252
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how you can't get her eyes out of your mind.
253
00:18:00,264 --> 00:18:04,564
And her lips. How
- How wet and how juicy they are.
254
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Perfect.
255
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That's mush. I can't talk
mush. To guys, it's mush.
256
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To women, it's romantic.
257
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:17,378
Look, Oscar, Jamie-Lee
doesn't want a broken-down lit prof.
258
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:20,315
She wants a young football hero
- Wrestling!
259
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:24,878
Wrestling hero who'll be a little mushy.
260
00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:30,224
Dr. Bryant, I love Jamie-Lee so much...
261
00:18:30,294 --> 00:18:32,626
I'm willing to try anything.
262
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,165
But I think you're feeding me a line of crap.
263
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:41,136
And if this don't work, you can
expect me to be back to break your face.
264
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,477
That might help.
265
00:19:00,257 --> 00:19:03,385
Where's Donna? She wasn't feeling
hot, so she went home.
266
00:19:03,461 --> 00:19:08,125
Did you want tomatoes on this? They didn't put
tomatoes on 'em, but I can get tomatoes for you.
267
00:19:08,199 --> 00:19:11,293
Did you want tomatoes? You know what else?
I was looking at the class schedule,
268
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:16,135
Muskie has 156 delegates
pledged to him and many endorsements.
269
00:19:16,207 --> 00:19:19,005
Muskie met with McGovern today in Washington.
270
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,807
If the party can stand on, it'll
be successful this fall.
271
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,973
But we didn't talk about the
matter of endorsements.
272
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:27,984
Would you like his support before you
go to the convention? I would love it.
273
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:33,315
The United States Military Command in Saigon...
274
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:36,917
said today that yesterday's air
attacks over North Vietnam were the heaviest,
275
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:41,665
There was a time when I cared
about politics and the making of history,
276
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,667
but the big picture seemed unimportant...
277
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:47,329
next to getting a chance for
Donna and I in the future.
278
00:19:50,407 --> 00:19:53,342
Bryant had summed up my feelings with a thought.
279
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"Between love and the noblest
cause, there should be no contest.
280
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Love is life's only true satisfaction. "
281
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,751
Yoo-hoo. ! Lancelot. !
282
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The fires burn deep, my knight,
283
00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:14,360
as passion roars within me.
284
00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:19,198
Riddled with guilt, yet desperate for your loins,
285
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:22,398
your Guinevere has arrived!
286
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:23,872
Oh, boy.
287
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,967
I get the feeling that you brought
this one on yourself.
288
00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:29,342
Where have you been? Waiting...
289
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:33,008
for the moon to crest over Camelot.
290
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,142
See what I mean?
291
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:38,711
- You're not dressed.
- I wasn't expecting guests.
292
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:42,657
But you promised to be Lancelot next.
293
00:20:42,726 --> 00:20:44,819
Next?
294
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:52,594
Sam, there's all kinds of kinky stuff in here. !
295
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,900
There's leather stuff. There's a Roman toga.
296
00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:57,907
There's rubber stuff in here. ! Jamie-Lee,
297
00:20:57,975 --> 00:21:01,502
don't you have more
important things to do, like homework?
298
00:21:01,579 --> 00:21:05,071
I'm trying to work on my "A" in English Lit.
299
00:21:05,149 --> 00:21:08,846
Oh, my God. ! Sam, you gotta see this. !
300
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:11,683
Jamie-Lee, you gotta forget about me.
301
00:21:11,755 --> 00:21:14,849
You gotta start thinking
about other men, like, like Oscar.
302
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:18,861
He's just a boy. That
boy wanted to break my face.
303
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:22,524
He wanted to defend my honor?
304
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,864
Uh, define "honor"?
305
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,199
Oscar's willing to kill for you.
306
00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:30,206
Don't you think you should
at least give him a chance?
307
00:21:30,274 --> 00:21:32,606
But he's so stiff,
308
00:21:34,445 --> 00:21:36,436
so unromantic.
309
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:41,885
Not anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if Oscar
started reading you romantic poetry.
310
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,113
Oscar? Oscar.
311
00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:51,385
Look, believe me,
Jamie-Lee. He's the one for you,
312
00:21:51,462 --> 00:21:53,396
not me.
313
00:21:53,464 --> 00:21:58,401
Ah. You're both young. You got
your whole life in front of you.
314
00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:01,836
Uh, tell her they're both gonna
grow up to be yuppies. Give him a chance.
315
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:05,341
They're gonna eat pasta and
drive B. M. W's with, uh, fuzzy seats.
316
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:09,004
Well, if you think I should,
317
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,243
Al, Donna,
318
00:22:14,318 --> 00:22:17,412
But it won't affect my love for you!
319
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:22,282
Peace.
320
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:30,022
Al, Donna knew how I wanted my cheeseburger.
321
00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:35,269
What? She looked into my eyes,
and she knew it was me.
322
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:41,040
Well, how could she know it was you when
she doesn't meet you for 12 years?
323
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:44,205
We're star-crossed souls. That uncrossed.
324
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:47,717
Well, you know, I've been working
on that, and I think I can fix it.
325
00:22:47,785 --> 00:22:50,720
But I have to locate her father, and I was
- No.
326
00:22:50,788 --> 00:22:54,952
Al. Al, couldn't you
- No. No, no. No! No! I can't help you, Sam.
327
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:58,051
If I even try, they're gonna pull
the plug, and they're not kidding.
328
00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,062
Weitzman is at the foundation right now...
329
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,995
arguing for the authority to do it.
330
00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:05,399
You've broken your rules. You've
broken their rules. You've broken our rules.
331
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:08,836
You gotta stop thinking with your
heart and start thinking with your noggin.
332
00:23:08,906 --> 00:23:10,840
Is that what you'd do?
333
00:23:10,908 --> 00:23:14,844
If, Hey. If some woman stood me up
at the altar, it's 'Adios, amigos. "
334
00:23:15,913 --> 00:23:19,007
Actually, uh, I wish a couple of them had.
335
00:23:23,921 --> 00:23:26,856
Don't give me that sick puppy look.
336
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:31,685
Stop it. I'll never scratch
you behind the ears again.
337
00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:33,753
Now, stop it.
338
00:23:35,099 --> 00:23:38,193
Donna's father was career military. Shh. No. Sam,
339
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:41,863
Uh, he was in the army, I think. Sam. Sa... No.
340
00:23:43,107 --> 00:23:44,597
No.
341
00:24:00,124 --> 00:24:03,321
Bunsen burners, there's no other smell like it.
342
00:24:03,394 --> 00:24:07,330
They are the common denominator
that make all science departments equal.
343
00:24:07,398 --> 00:24:11,164
My life's blood, and I'm
trapped in Mr. English Lit.
344
00:24:11,235 --> 00:24:13,226
There's no justice.
345
00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:43,808
Thanks.
346
00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:47,060
You forgot Hubble's
Constant and, uh, the red shift.
347
00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:49,401
Right.
348
00:24:49,473 --> 00:24:53,204
Your calculations are in the right direction.
You're just not applying your astrophysics.
349
00:24:54,645 --> 00:24:56,579
Expanding universe.
350
00:24:56,647 --> 00:24:59,616
Ever read Lemaitre's "Primeval Atom?"
351
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,742
No.
352
00:25:01,819 --> 00:25:05,448
"Then came the explosion, followed by
the filling of the heavens with smoke.
353
00:25:06,723 --> 00:25:09,157
"We come to late to do no more than...
354
00:25:09,226 --> 00:25:11,922
visualize the splendor of creation's birthday. "
355
00:25:11,995 --> 00:25:13,929
It's beautiful.
356
00:25:13,997 --> 00:25:15,988
It's the poetry of physics.
357
00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:19,661
Why do you know so much about this?
358
00:25:19,736 --> 00:25:22,034
Uh, well, I read a lot.
359
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:24,835
Pretty heady reading,
360
00:25:24,908 --> 00:25:28,503
Einstein and Lemaitre, not to mention the math.
361
00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:30,672
What lured you into it?
362
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,445
Guess I just wanna know why things happen to us.
363
00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:37,851
Don't you think you have a choice?
364
00:25:37,921 --> 00:25:39,946
Do you?
365
00:25:40,023 --> 00:25:41,957
Well, I used to. I'm not sure anymore.
366
00:25:42,993 --> 00:25:45,359
Well, if we did have a choice,
367
00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:47,693
I sure would've made things
happen a lot differently.
368
00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,996
Who knows, maybe I'll go back
in time and change it.
369
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:58,866
- What, you think that's silly?
- No, no. It...
370
00:26:00,777 --> 00:26:03,337
If you could travel back in
time, when would you go back to?
371
00:26:05,382 --> 00:26:09,011
When I was happiest, maybe
six or seven years old.
372
00:26:09,086 --> 00:26:12,749
- Before your father left you?
- How did you know about that?
373
00:26:15,893 --> 00:26:17,509
I guess somebody told me.
374
00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:21,160
Well, nobody could've told you
because I never told anyone.
375
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:24,667
- Who the hell are you?
- Just a friend.
376
00:26:27,137 --> 00:26:30,834
Look, Donna, it was just a guess. Please.
377
00:26:30,908 --> 00:26:35,504
Please. I noticed you didn't list
a father on your school record,
378
00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:37,513
and you went by your mother's maiden name.
379
00:26:37,581 --> 00:26:40,914
- What were you doing in my records?
- You're in my class.
380
00:26:48,592 --> 00:26:50,753
Let's just keep it at that.
381
00:26:51,828 --> 00:26:53,921
I have a string theory on time.
382
00:26:53,997 --> 00:26:59,060
It's very complex and completely improvable,
but I'd like your opinion.
383
00:26:59,136 --> 00:27:03,971
It's based on an expanding but finite universe.
Well, the universe is infinite.
384
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:08,774
Maybe not, and if not, then time is finite too.
385
00:27:08,845 --> 00:27:12,110
- I have to go to the library.
- It's a nice public place.
386
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,686
But only in his own lifetime?
387
00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:02,793
Well, that-that's the way I see it.
388
00:28:02,866 --> 00:28:05,460
Ohhh. I think I'm getting a headache.
389
00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:07,469
Yeah, well, it's kind of a lot to,
390
00:28:07,537 --> 00:28:09,801
Oh, no! Stacy's gonna be here in 10 minutes.
391
00:28:09,873 --> 00:28:11,807
I have to open tonight.
392
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:14,139
I'm sorry, Dr. Bryant. I have kitchen duty.
393
00:28:14,211 --> 00:28:16,202
Well, can we continue this after work?
394
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:19,646
Sure, as long as, It's public. Yeah.
395
00:28:21,718 --> 00:28:23,709
Bye.
396
00:28:25,555 --> 00:28:28,888
You're not giving away any
trade secrets, are you?
397
00:28:30,427 --> 00:28:33,487
- How long have you been there?
- Eh, long enough to know...
398
00:28:33,563 --> 00:28:37,363
that you could still
construct an atomic bomb if you had to.
399
00:28:37,434 --> 00:28:41,234
An atomic bomb? Al.
400
00:28:42,239 --> 00:28:44,833
Nothing we discussed...
401
00:28:44,908 --> 00:28:48,344
remotely is connected to nuclear detonation.
402
00:28:48,412 --> 00:28:51,381
Al, I was just trying to,
403
00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:58,849
- You're not alone.
- Nope.
404
00:28:58,922 --> 00:29:04,258
- But they can't hear or see me.
- Thank God for little favors.
405
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:09,196
- Weitzman and the
committee? - I- I can't help you, Sam.
406
00:29:09,266 --> 00:29:11,200
You got to, Al. Look, I figured it out.
407
00:29:11,268 --> 00:29:14,567
Donna left me at the altar. Did the same thing
to the guy she was engaged to before me.
408
00:29:14,638 --> 00:29:18,540
It's a pattern. When she was 8, her father
left and she's never gotten over it.
409
00:29:18,608 --> 00:29:20,974
Al, she blocked out her own father's name.
410
00:29:21,044 --> 00:29:25,572
Don't you see? Donna's never gonna
risk being hurt by a man like that again.
411
00:29:25,649 --> 00:29:29,483
She's gonna go through life
leaving them before they can leave her.
412
00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:34,923
But... But if I can get Donna
and her father together, who knows?
413
00:29:34,991 --> 00:29:38,518
You know, uh, those six doctorates that you hold,
414
00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:42,020
Not one of them is in psychiatry.
415
00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:47,332
Medicine, yes. Uh, quantum physics, yes.
416
00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:50,032
Ancient languages, yes.
417
00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:55,441
- Ancient languages, yes.
- Yes.
418
00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,112
The sash?
419
00:30:01,184 --> 00:30:03,584
Brilliant, Sherlock. Hieroglyphics?
420
00:30:03,653 --> 00:30:05,746
I can read hieroglyphics?
421
00:30:05,822 --> 00:30:09,053
Well, you never know unless you try.
422
00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,558
It's all just a bunch of pictures to me, Al.
423
00:30:12,629 --> 00:30:15,189
I can't remember what they... That...
424
00:30:15,265 --> 00:30:18,666
That is a the symbol for a capital.
425
00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:23,672
Um, what was the ancient capital of
Egypt? Memphis! He's in Memphis!
426
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,504
- No, I wouldn't say that, Sam. No.
- Not in Memphis.
427
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:30,910
Um, maybe the capital of Egypt today
- Don't tell me he's in Cairo.
428
00:30:30,981 --> 00:30:32,848
You're being too literal, Sam.
429
00:30:32,883 --> 00:30:35,865
Well, that hieroglyphic is
the symbol for a capital.
430
00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:36,847
Mm.
431
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,311
Um,
432
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:43,589
Our capital? You're trying to
tell me he's in Washington.
433
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:47,096
Good. Okay. Donna's father is in D. C. ,
434
00:30:47,164 --> 00:30:50,964
and he, um, is still in the army.
435
00:30:51,034 --> 00:30:52,968
That's the symbol for the pharaoh's army.
436
00:30:53,036 --> 00:30:58,201
Sam. Square times five.
437
00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:02,109
- And in the Pentagon!
- Oh, I'd give you one of these if I could.
438
00:31:02,179 --> 00:31:05,012
I need his name, Al.
439
00:31:05,081 --> 00:31:08,346
That's, uh... That's ridiculous.
440
00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:13,185
Uh, Sam, Ziggy is scanning my
side of this conversation,
441
00:31:13,256 --> 00:31:17,056
and he thinks I'm trying to
communicate to you in a code.
442
00:31:19,262 --> 00:31:20,957
What hieroglyphics?
443
00:31:21,031 --> 00:31:26,469
Hey! How can I write
Colonel Wojohowitz in hieroglyphics?
444
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:33,002
Al!
445
00:31:34,211 --> 00:31:36,771
Did you call me, Dr. Bryant?
446
00:31:38,915 --> 00:31:41,247
If I asked you to go to Washington,
would you do it?
447
00:31:42,452 --> 00:31:44,386
Dr. Bryant, I was just getting to like you.
448
00:31:44,454 --> 00:31:46,718
Don't treat me like that. I'm
not treating you like that.
449
00:31:46,790 --> 00:31:49,816
If I were 15 years younger or
this was 15 years later, I would,
450
00:31:49,893 --> 00:31:51,827
but I can't now.
451
00:31:51,895 --> 00:31:54,227
Donna, it's important.
452
00:31:54,297 --> 00:31:57,824
Hell, I'll bring a chaperone.
453
00:31:57,901 --> 00:31:59,835
We can be there and back in a day.
454
00:31:59,903 --> 00:32:02,201
To do what?
455
00:32:04,241 --> 00:32:06,766
Save a lost love.
456
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,217
- Colonel Wojohowitz.
- Thank God.
457
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:25,420
What? Uh, Colonel, you
don't know me. My name is Bryant,
458
00:32:25,495 --> 00:32:27,463
Dr, Gerald Bryant, and I'm on the faculty...
459
00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,464
at Lawrence College in Marion, Ohio.
460
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,625
Yes? Uh, I was wondering if I could see you.
461
00:32:31,701 --> 00:32:34,693
Dr. Bryant, I ship out
for Vietnam at 0800 tomorrow.
462
00:32:34,771 --> 00:32:36,705
Vietnam.
463
00:32:36,773 --> 00:32:40,231
I'm sure you've heard of it. Of course. I just...
464
00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:42,574
Doctor, I'm very busy. Would
you get to the point?
465
00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:46,082
It's your daughter.
466
00:32:53,456 --> 00:32:55,185
Colonel, are you there?
467
00:32:56,927 --> 00:32:57,916
Yes.
468
00:32:59,796 --> 00:33:03,254
- Do you remember Donna?
- Of course I remember Donna.
469
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,301
She needs you, sir.
470
00:33:06,336 --> 00:33:09,794
Is she hurt? No. Uh, not physically.
471
00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:14,502
Colonel, since you're shipping out tomorrow,
I don't have time to be subtle about this.
472
00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:17,512
I don't know why you left your family.
I'm sure you had your reasons.
473
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,174
But your leaving and never
contacting her again...
474
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,343
has affected Donna's ability to love anyone else.
475
00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:27,755
Dr. Bryant, the breakup with her
mother and I had nothing to do with her.
476
00:33:27,824 --> 00:33:31,726
She doesn't think you love her, that if
you did, you wouldn't have abandoned her.
477
00:33:31,795 --> 00:33:33,956
I love my daughter. I loved her very much.
478
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:37,032
I'm not going to reopen this wound...
479
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,159
not when I'm shipping out.
480
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:41,715
Maybe when I come back.
481
00:33:41,716 --> 00:33:45,798
Well, forgive me, sir, but, uh,
what if you don't come back?
482
00:33:47,344 --> 00:33:49,403
Good-bye, Dr. Bryant.
483
00:33:52,849 --> 00:33:55,943
Just a damn minute!
484
00:33:58,088 --> 00:34:00,784
Look...
485
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,894
I told you I'd be back.
486
00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:20,305
Okay. All right.
487
00:34:20,377 --> 00:34:22,641
So...
488
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,646
... my advice didn't work.
489
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,648
Right. Right. Right?
490
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,685
What happened? I did what you told me.
491
00:34:29,753 --> 00:34:31,880
I, uh, I read her poetry.
492
00:34:31,955 --> 00:34:35,516
I told her that her perfume made me
horny and that her lips made me even hornier.
493
00:34:35,592 --> 00:34:37,184
I get the idea. And then,
494
00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:39,751
I get the idea! Look, Oscar,
495
00:34:41,264 --> 00:34:43,232
"horny" isn't romantic.
496
00:34:43,299 --> 00:34:45,893
Well, it is to me. Not to Jamie-Lee.
497
00:34:45,969 --> 00:34:49,837
To Jamie-Lee,
498
00:34:49,906 --> 00:34:52,374
"breathless with passion"...
499
00:34:52,442 --> 00:34:55,240
... is romantic.
500
00:34:55,311 --> 00:34:57,279
Do you have a car?
501
00:34:58,281 --> 00:35:00,112
O.
502
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:03,152
Triple deuce, Hurst
four-speed, 3-9-0 rear end, mag wheels.
503
00:35:03,219 --> 00:35:06,620
Uh, will it hold four people?
504
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,782
Maybe. Say, me,
505
00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:12,521
and Donna Eleese and you and Jamie-Lee?
506
00:35:12,595 --> 00:35:14,460
In that order?
507
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:17,091
Yeah, in that order.
508
00:35:26,676 --> 00:35:29,406
- Did you see him?
- Bang.
509
00:35:29,479 --> 00:35:35,008
You'd shoot that magnificent creature?
510
00:35:35,085 --> 00:35:38,521
It was a buck. Bambi was a buck!
511
00:35:39,589 --> 00:35:41,784
I want to change seats, please.
512
00:35:41,858 --> 00:35:45,191
Jamie-Lee, Romeo hunted deer.
513
00:35:46,362 --> 00:35:48,694
He did? Yes, he did.
514
00:35:48,765 --> 00:35:53,031
- And, uh, as well as...
- Lancelot.
515
00:35:53,103 --> 00:35:57,199
Lancelot. You know, I bet
Lancelot brought Guinevere a deer a week.
516
00:35:58,341 --> 00:36:00,673
And Rochester rode on stag hunts.
517
00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:02,643
That's right.
518
00:36:02,712 --> 00:36:06,808
The first time Blanche came to Thornwood
she rode to the hounds.
519
00:36:09,385 --> 00:36:11,819
Is that how you hunt stag?
520
00:36:13,389 --> 00:36:15,323
Mm, sort a.
521
00:36:19,863 --> 00:36:23,321
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
522
00:36:23,399 --> 00:36:26,835
The quartet practiced in the park
523
00:36:26,903 --> 00:36:30,066
And we sang dirges in the dark
524
00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:35,339
The day the music died Fill 'er up?
525
00:36:35,411 --> 00:36:37,845
Yep. Okay.
526
00:36:37,914 --> 00:36:39,848
Where's the bathroom? Uh, back there.
527
00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:42,851
Where's the key? Key? We don't have no key.
528
00:36:53,263 --> 00:36:57,290
Al! Thank God you're here. I thought
I'd never see you again.
529
00:36:57,367 --> 00:36:59,301
I figured that they'd pulled you off the project.
530
00:36:59,369 --> 00:37:03,635
Oh, they did. They fed the
hieroglyphics into Ziggy, and then they fired me.
531
00:37:03,706 --> 00:37:05,799
They can't do that. Tell Weitzman.
532
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:10,642
But it's unimportant. What's
important is he's had a change of heart.
533
00:37:10,713 --> 00:37:12,374
I didn't think Weitzman had a heart.
534
00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:14,382
He probably doesn't, but his wife does.
535
00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:16,290
You slept with his wife?
536
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:20,047
I would never do
anything so unscrupulous as that,
537
00:37:20,123 --> 00:37:22,648
unless it was Bartlett's wife.
538
00:37:22,725 --> 00:37:25,660
Now, there is a woman to get fired over.
539
00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:28,822
Ran into her one time at the fights.
540
00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:32,163
Uh, Barlett was at some, I
don't know, some seminar in Utah.
541
00:37:32,235 --> 00:37:35,170
And it was her birthday, and
you know, the fool forgot.
542
00:37:35,238 --> 00:37:38,605
What happened? Oh, well,
we had a couple of drinks,
543
00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:42,042
a nice rare steak with green chiles
- With Weitzman!
544
00:37:42,111 --> 00:37:44,306
Oh! Weitzman.
545
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:46,314
You know Tina? Yeah.
546
00:37:46,382 --> 00:37:48,213
Weitzman knows her too.
547
00:37:48,284 --> 00:37:51,913
You set Tina up with
Weitzman and then blackmailed him?
548
00:37:53,256 --> 00:37:55,190
Yeah. That...
549
00:37:55,258 --> 00:37:59,024
Unscrupulous, but effective.
550
00:38:00,597 --> 00:38:04,363
At least you're here. That's
the way I figured it.
551
00:38:04,434 --> 00:38:07,835
Now, I had Ziggy compute the odds...
552
00:38:07,904 --> 00:38:12,568
on your being right about
fixing Donna's hang-up.
553
00:38:13,676 --> 00:38:15,644
Pretty low, huh?
554
00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,476
Well, if you get Donna and her father together,
555
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:23,645
the odds are 4-to-1 that she'll commit
to a relationship in the future.
556
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:28,783
Al, no offense, but this time I'm
gonna make Ziggy my best man.
557
00:38:28,858 --> 00:38:31,656
Wait a minute. You're forgetting something.
558
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:36,222
What? Well, she was engaged to
someone before she even met you.
559
00:38:36,299 --> 00:38:39,393
Yeah? Yeah, so if you pull this off,
560
00:38:39,469 --> 00:38:41,630
she could marry this other jerk first.
561
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:59,454
Confession time.
562
00:38:59,522 --> 00:39:01,922
What?
563
00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:06,291
I used to think you wrote your
book just to pick up young, naive coeds.
564
00:39:07,363 --> 00:39:10,399
You really are romantic, aren't you?
565
00:39:10,467 --> 00:39:11,328
Well...
566
00:39:11,439 --> 00:39:14,928
I mean, you’re trying to
get these two back together,
567
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:18,269
driving 400 miles for the sake of a lost love.
568
00:39:21,044 --> 00:39:24,810
What I don't understand is
why you wanted me here.
569
00:39:25,882 --> 00:39:29,477
You remind me of her. Twelve
years younger, but...
570
00:39:29,552 --> 00:39:32,385
you're her.
571
00:39:34,390 --> 00:39:37,325
Sweet, bright. She's a quantum physicist.
572
00:39:37,393 --> 00:39:39,691
That's why you read those books.
573
00:39:39,762 --> 00:39:43,994
We were very much in love, engaged to be married.
574
00:39:44,067 --> 00:39:48,197
In fact, we had a wedding, or, rather, I did.
575
00:39:48,271 --> 00:39:50,000
She didn't show?
576
00:39:54,644 --> 00:39:57,238
Why?
577
00:39:58,247 --> 00:40:00,306
I think she was afraid to commit.
578
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:03,351
Afraid...
579
00:40:03,419 --> 00:40:05,649
that I'd leave her...
580
00:40:05,722 --> 00:40:07,917
the way her father left her.
581
00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:12,155
I don't wanna see you run away
when your chance for happiness comes.
582
00:40:12,228 --> 00:40:15,755
That's why I'm taking you to see your father.
583
00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:19,094
You're taking me to see my father?
584
00:40:20,236 --> 00:40:21,760
Yes.
585
00:40:31,447 --> 00:40:34,610
You really are romantic.
586
00:40:35,618 --> 00:40:39,315
To show I love you
587
00:40:39,389 --> 00:40:42,187
Thinking of you
588
00:40:42,258 --> 00:40:47,286
Write your name across the sky...
589
00:40:59,475 --> 00:41:01,340
May I help you?
590
00:41:01,411 --> 00:41:03,504
Yeah. We're just going up
to see Colonel Wojohowitz.
591
00:41:03,579 --> 00:41:05,513
Can I have your names, please?
592
00:41:05,581 --> 00:41:09,677
Yeah. I'm Dr. Gerald Bryant and
this is the Colonel's daughter, Donna.
593
00:41:09,752 --> 00:41:12,846
Oh. Colonel Wojohowitz. Oh, thanks.
594
00:41:12,922 --> 00:41:14,856
Uh, sir, excuse me.
595
00:41:14,924 --> 00:41:17,085
The Colonel has a "Do not disturb" on his line.
596
00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:20,328
Well, this is his daughter.
597
00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:22,796
Could we see some
identification, Miss Wojohowitz?
598
00:41:22,865 --> 00:41:25,493
Oh, I use my mother's maiden name.
599
00:41:26,936 --> 00:41:30,337
I'm sorry, but unless you can prove you're
his daughter, I can't ring through.
600
00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:33,475
You're welcome to wait here
and catch him when he leaves.
601
00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:37,035
Well, that'll be a little late. He's
shipping out to Vietnam this morning.
602
00:41:37,113 --> 00:41:41,709
Look, she's driven all
night from Ohio to see her father.
603
00:41:41,784 --> 00:41:43,718
Couldn't you just please...
604
00:41:43,786 --> 00:41:46,152
call him on the phone and tell
him that his daughter's here?
605
00:41:46,222 --> 00:41:48,850
I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
606
00:41:48,925 --> 00:41:51,393
Thank you. You've been most helpful.
607
00:42:08,845 --> 00:42:10,904
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
608
00:42:12,582 --> 00:42:15,073
You sound like Ziggy. Who?
609
00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:23,751
Something about that guy bothers me.
610
00:42:30,099 --> 00:42:33,364
There's a car in visitor's
lot. I didn't see it there earlier.
611
00:42:44,981 --> 00:42:46,915
Harry, this car has Ohio plates.
612
00:42:46,983 --> 00:42:48,848
Check the back. I'll put Jeff on alert.
613
00:42:48,918 --> 00:42:50,852
Roger.
614
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,219
Oh, no. We're gonna get in trouble.
615
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:57,919
Don't worry. I'll protect you.
616
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,631
So it wasn't meant to be?
617
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,935
This was a mistake.
618
00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:53,243
No. The mistake was waiting 10 years.
619
00:43:59,121 --> 00:44:02,318
I'm sorry, baby. I love you.
620
00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:04,325
Ohhh.
621
00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:07,487
That's all I wanted to hear, Daddy.
622
00:44:15,571 --> 00:44:17,505
Don't leave.
623
00:44:20,076 --> 00:44:22,010
I'll be in the car.
624
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,447
Uh, if only you were a little...
625
00:44:27,516 --> 00:44:29,507
Little younger?
626
00:44:29,585 --> 00:44:33,783
Uh, or I was a little older.
627
00:44:37,426 --> 00:44:39,417
You will be.
628
00:44:52,008 --> 00:44:53,976
Where's Jerry?
629
00:44:55,277 --> 00:44:57,245
You don't need Dr. Bryant.
630
00:44:59,015 --> 00:45:01,074
Not with me here.
631
00:45:02,885 --> 00:45:05,615
Well,
632
00:45:05,688 --> 00:45:08,054
you are big.
633
00:45:18,534 --> 00:45:21,162
Harry, we got an open door.
634
00:45:23,739 --> 00:45:28,005
Police, this is the
Watergate. We have a break-in here.
635
00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:30,511
Jamie-Lee,
636
00:45:30,579 --> 00:45:32,570
you make me so hor...
637
00:45:34,316 --> 00:45:36,409
breathless with passion.
638
00:45:47,596 --> 00:45:50,190
You seem pretty pleased with yourself.
639
00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:53,760
Yeah.
640
00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:56,236
Mm. Well, so am I.
641
00:45:56,305 --> 00:46:00,071
'Course, Ziggy's blowing out microchips
like they were popcorn.
642
00:46:00,142 --> 00:46:02,007
He just... He didn't see it coming.
643
00:46:02,078 --> 00:46:03,545
What? What?
644
00:46:03,612 --> 00:46:07,708
Sam, this is the 17 th of June, 1972.
645
00:46:07,783 --> 00:46:11,116
So? So?
646
00:46:11,187 --> 00:46:13,348
We're in the Watergate!
647
00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:18,315
Break-in. Nixon. Impeachment.
648
00:46:20,029 --> 00:46:21,963
I don't remember.
649
00:46:22,031 --> 00:46:25,091
Oh, boy. The Republicans would love you.
650
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,835
You know, I don't understand you, pal.
651
00:46:33,909 --> 00:46:37,174
Well, you're wearing that goofball grin...
652
00:46:37,246 --> 00:46:41,512
and Donna is probably gonna end up
marrying that sucker that she hooked before you.
653
00:46:41,584 --> 00:46:45,850
Maybe not. Maybe she'll jilt him and marry me.
654
00:46:45,921 --> 00:46:49,322
Wanna bet? Yeah. I got connections.
655
00:46:50,926 --> 00:46:54,657
Then how come you haven't leaped yet?
656
00:47:08,677 --> 00:47:10,702
Maybe I need a shotgun...
657
00:47:21,724 --> 00:47:24,852
Get up. ! Get up. ! One, two, three...
658
00:47:24,927 --> 00:47:27,259
Up! Up! Come on! four,
659
00:47:27,329 --> 00:47:29,593
five, six.
51631
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