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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,308 I am a genius. 2 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:24,274 I am the greatest artist of the 20th century. 3 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,913 My name is Pablo Picasso. 4 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,424 I pretty much invented modern art. 5 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:33,253 And I do weird, abstract paintings... 6 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:37,796 ...even though I can paint totally realistic, if I wanted to. 7 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:41,298 Also, even though I'm super short and bald... 8 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,472 ...I am able to have sex with any beautiful woman I want... 9 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,800 ...just because I'm so great. 10 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,920 Come here. 11 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,893 Look. 12 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,894 - Pretty good. - Thanks. 13 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:20,500 Some day, if you get famous, this can be worth a lot of money. 14 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,709 You're wasting your time, Jerome. 15 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,780 You gotta set your sights on a more realistic girl. 16 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,144 Shit, here comes Stoob. 17 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:34,345 Hey, pencil-prick, thanks for helping me with that poster for Erikson's class. 18 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,115 - He said I was a natural artist. - A natural scam artist. 19 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,384 Got that right, queer-bait. 20 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,292 What's this? 21 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,863 - Are you jacking off in school now? - It's a college brochure, you moron. 22 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,399 What college has a naked chick for a teacher? 23 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,003 She's an art model, you stupid ape. 24 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,102 Hey. You're all right, Platz. 25 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:08,048 I don't know, Jerome. It just seems a little too good to be true. 26 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,584 Don't you think? 27 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,441 Fucking shit! 28 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,716 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:27,361 It's based on the whole thing with the campus murder, but-- 30 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,621 Hell no, it ain't no boring-ass documentary. 31 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,856 Look, forget that shit, okay? 32 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:35,730 Yeah, fucking A, there's gonna be tons of action, are you kidding me? 33 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,897 - You're an art major? - Yeah. Drawing and painting. 34 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:44,067 - What are you guys? - I'm fashion. He's film, I guess. 35 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:46,873 Are you for real? You're shitting me, right? 36 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:49,243 - Well, yeah. - God, this is so depressing. 37 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,784 - Why, what's wrong? - I just really, really miss my girlfriend. 38 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:56,423 One hundred percent. Yeah, you won't be sorry. 39 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,182 I love you too, Grandpa. Yes! 40 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,421 Yes! I'm so fucking pumped! 41 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,529 - I'm Vince. - Hi. Jerome. How are you? 42 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,363 - What's your name again? - Matthew. 43 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,196 God, I'm so fucking jazzed. I get to make my movie. 44 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,933 That's fantastic. 45 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,909 - You guys freshmen? - Yeah. 46 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:19,478 - You a sophomore? - Junior. 47 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,411 It's all right. You listen to me, you'll be okay. 48 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,608 Why do you still live in the dorm? 49 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:30,424 A lot of juniors still live in the dorm. What's wrong with that? 50 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,509 That guy's some hot shit sculpture major. 51 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,912 I have never seen so many beautiful girls. 52 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:03,187 This is nothing. Dude, you should've seen last year's crop. 53 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,484 Enrollment's way off since the murders. 54 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,752 - What murders? - You're shitting me, right? 55 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:11,159 I heard about it. Somebody killed a guy on campus, or whatever. 56 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:15,063 Yeah. Three people in the neighborhood since March. 57 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:20,138 You're fucking with me. You've never heard about the Strathmore Strangler? 58 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,002 He killed a guy, like, 10 days ago. 59 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,075 - Are you from out of state? - The suburbs. 60 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,247 Then you have no excuse. 61 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,779 What about Richard Natwick? 62 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:31,778 - Jesus. - Sorry, I don't really follow the news. 63 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:36,384 Okay, I'm gonna give you the story-- You gotta pay attention. 64 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:40,818 Because this story is huge. This is, like, national news, man. 65 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,326 I'm listening. 66 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:48,097 Just after the first murder, there's this guy, Richard Natwick. 67 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,671 He's, like, some second-year painting major. 68 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,341 Does these stupid-ass word paintings. 69 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:58,205 He has a show at the student center. Cops send some guys to check it out. 70 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,775 But they're not used to this kind of artsy bullshit, right? 71 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,079 - Fucking-- - Cut your shit. 72 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,116 Get used to being bent over, prick. 73 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,315 So then a couple of professors freak out. 74 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:14,222 And before you know it, he's like a fucking martyr. 75 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,588 Art is not a crime! Art is not a crime! 76 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,358 Of course, it turns out he's completely innocent. 77 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,798 And the cops have to totally eat shit. 78 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,837 - So, what happened to him? - He had his 15 minutes of fame. 79 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,635 Then he got hurt real bad in some crazy-ass performance art thing. 80 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,471 Okay... 81 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,044 ...hit the juice. 82 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,874 Anyway, you gotta read my script. 83 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,917 I mean, it's all in there. It's totally huge. 84 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,514 So, what, you don't get the paper in the suburbs? 85 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:49,363 I mean, for all they know, the killer could be from the suburbs. 86 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,259 Those cops, they don't know shit. 87 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,334 So, what, you're a drawing major? 88 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,241 Yeah. Drawing and painting. 89 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:04,775 That's awesome. 90 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,846 I hear you guys get to see tons of naked vagina. 91 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,885 Okay, Leslie. Time to work your magic. 92 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,451 First pose, people. 93 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,687 We're gonna hit the ground running. 94 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,223 Okay, first pose. 95 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:29,863 I don't have any particular wisdom to impart to you people, except this: 96 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,265 These four words: 97 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:35,067 Don't have unrealistic expectations. 98 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,143 If you wanna make money, better drop out right now. 99 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:42,544 Go to banking school or website school. 100 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,082 Anywhere but art school. 101 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,687 And remember, only one out of 100 of you... 102 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:52,223 ...will ever make a living as an artist. 103 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,981 Hello? 104 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,782 Yes. 105 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,646 Ah, Lorenzo. 106 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,583 No. Absolutely, yes-- 107 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,587 Sandy, can I get a break up here? 108 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,189 Take a break. Five minutes. 109 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:33,431 Are you kidding? I would absolutely love to have you look at it. 110 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:41,599 No, because I feel like I've really turned a corner with this latest series. 111 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,179 In January? 112 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,244 Yeah, yeah. I'm sure I could. 113 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,145 I mean, I don't think my plate is completely full. 114 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,349 Well, I'd be happy.... 115 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,294 No, of course not. 116 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,400 Hi. 117 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,297 - Really pretty, what you're doing. - I gotta go. 118 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,187 Jesus. 119 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,921 Why are the people in these freshman classes exactly the same every year? 120 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,493 Look. 121 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,255 You got the vegan holy man. 122 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,924 The boring blowhard. 123 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,503 - The angry lesbian. - Professor? 124 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,037 Professor? Professor? 125 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,434 And here, you got kiss-ass. 126 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:51,373 I wanted to tell you that I looked up some of your paintings on the Internet. 127 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:55,242 - I thought they were really terrific. - You get an "A" for the class. 128 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,550 And Mom. 129 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:03,279 I feel that I am finally about to ripen. 130 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,924 Artistically. 131 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,854 Mom's youngest just left the nest... 132 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,031 ...so she's ready to explore her creative side. 133 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,699 How do you know all this stuff? 134 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,735 Because I'm a living cliché just like the rest of these guys. 135 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,430 I'm the guy who keeps dropping out and changing majors... 136 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,939 ...because he's afraid he really sucks at everything. 137 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,068 So who am I? 138 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,780 I don't know. I haven't figured you out yet. 139 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,251 Jesus. 140 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,590 Who's the weirdo? 141 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,264 Professor? Professor? 142 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,102 Professor Okamura? 143 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,039 What is your attendance policy for this class? 144 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,639 I... 145 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,316 ...don't... 146 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,042 ...care... 147 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,251 ...if you come to class or not. 148 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,788 This is ready for the kiln. 149 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,156 Let me see if I got this right: 150 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,595 You're the guy that never got laid in high school. 151 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,031 So you came here to try to bone your way through... 152 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,863 ...an endless lineup of art skanks. 153 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:27,804 Not exactly. I mean, I really do wanna be an artist. 154 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,108 A great artist, you know, if possible. 155 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,338 Which enables you to bone your way through a lineup of art skanks. 156 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,211 So why wait, man? Art school's like a pussy buffet. 157 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,386 I don't want just any girl. 158 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,285 All right. 159 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,020 There she is. 160 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,991 There is the beautiful beatnik art chick of your dreams. 161 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,292 - Yeah, so? - So ask her to borrow something. 162 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,128 It's the easiest thing in the world. 163 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,137 Want me to teach you? Daddy will bring you there. 164 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,935 - Jesus.... - Come on. 165 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,517 Hi.... 166 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,712 Do you think I could borrow your pencil? 167 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,982 Why? 168 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,990 - What for? - Doesn't matter, it was a stupid idea. 169 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,753 Oh, my God. 170 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,093 You have the most beautiful eyes. 171 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,368 You have to let me take a picture of them. 172 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,764 Okay. 173 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,480 How about pizza? Do you wanna go get pizza? 174 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:01,033 The only trouble with that is all those beatnik chicks are totally insane. 175 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:05,939 Look, what you really want is a nice, innocent, suburban girl. 176 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,699 Some freshman chick who hasn't been corrupted yet. 177 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,011 Stay out of that cave, Koala Bear. 178 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,345 There's snakes and bats. 179 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:25,014 Don't be silly, Pepper. I'm not afraid of a little snake. 180 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,254 You know, come to think of it, they're all insane. 181 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:32,057 Just find yourself some nympho slut and get it over with. 182 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,705 Excuse me. 183 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,534 Can you help me get this off? 184 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,771 I want you to know, I definitely don't have AIDS. 185 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,245 I've been tested, like, 40 times, so I know it for a fact. 186 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:56,246 Keep the fucking kid quiet, you motherfucking asshole! 187 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,315 It's just my old man. 188 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,254 Are you serious? 189 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,523 You've never been laid before? 190 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,726 It just hasn't worked out yet. I have very high standards. 191 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,099 Man, I gotta take you out whore-busting some night. 192 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,106 We gotta remedy this situation before it gets any worse. 193 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,404 Maybe you have issues that make it difficult... 194 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,707 ...to feel comfortable with your own sexuality. 195 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,942 Could be, I guess. 196 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,518 You guys know what whore-busting is, right? 197 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,356 You leave the money on the dresser, fuck the whore and go to sleep. 198 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,826 You wake up, not only is your money still there, but she's left you a tip. 199 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,363 It's the fucking greatest deal ever, man. 200 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,266 Crackheads aren't so good. 201 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,599 Their tip is a little glass pipe and a piece of tinfoil. 202 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,971 You don't want that shit. Get a nice call girl or something, you know? 203 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,910 You fuck a lot of chicks, Matthew? 204 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,139 Yeah, I figured, man. 205 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,251 Fashion, and all that shit. Models.... 206 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,352 Crack whores, call girls, strippers.... 207 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,119 We could bust some strippers together, that'd be fucking awesome. 208 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,868 What is art? 209 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,801 Is this art? 210 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,740 Or this? 211 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,744 Or this? 212 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,315 Who's that? 213 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,948 Ignore that. That's a mistake. 214 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,524 Hamlet. War and Peace. 215 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,960 "Beethoven's 9th". Guernica. 216 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,658 These are works which hold as much emotional resonance today... 217 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,961 ...as they did at the time of their creation. 218 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:54,039 What makes a work of art timeless? What qualities must it possess? 219 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,309 - Yes? - Everything on your list... 220 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,479 ...was done by a dead white male. 221 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,238 I noticed that too. 222 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:05,146 To be clear, they were not yet dead when they created those works. 223 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,047 You're just playing into the patriarchy. 224 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,156 The history of art is largely about the implementation of masculinity. 225 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,794 - That is such bullshit. - Part of some Darwinian imperative. 226 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,225 Most artists become artists because... 227 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,228 ...they have no way to attract a mate. 228 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,901 I hardly think I'm the first to point out... 229 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:26,506 ...that the vast preponderance of artists are, shall we say... 230 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,266 ...physiologically deficient in some way. 231 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,782 Dribble the ball, Hurst! 232 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,984 Please don't yell. 233 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,623 - Going to Marvin Bushmiller's talk? - Yeah, are you? 234 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,258 We better get there early. 235 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,485 It's weird how he's so famous. 236 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,221 I used to see him around Strathmore when I was a freshman. 237 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,956 I saw his show at Broadway Bob's... 238 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,862 ...now he's on the cover of Artforum. 239 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:58,129 - Well, that's how it works. - Platz! Get in there. 240 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,534 Mr. Bushmiller, The New York Times has called your work: 241 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:10,111 "An expedition to the far contours of an evolving techno-culture." 242 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:14,549 With that in mind, where do you see art headed in the 21st century? 243 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,317 "Art" who? 244 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,923 No, really, that's such... 245 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,527 ...a stupid question. 246 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,062 Why don't you ask me something relevant. 247 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,565 Ask me how much money I have in the bank, or.... 248 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,803 Did you learn anything at Strathmore? 249 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,704 Yes, I learned many things. 250 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,903 I learned that the faculty is made up of old failures... 251 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,912 ...who teach only because they need the health insurance. 252 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,448 Present company excluded, of course. 253 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,883 I was about to say. 254 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:54,051 David was too busy trolling the halls for fresh meat to worry about health. 255 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,860 What advice would you give to a young artist-- 256 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,902 Shut up. There's only one question any of you wanna ask. 257 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,871 You wanna know what it would take to turn you into me. 258 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,709 Well, listen closely, because I'm gonna give you the answer. 259 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,012 In order to be a great artist... 260 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,848 ...you simply have to be a great artist. 261 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,584 There's nothing to learn, so you're all wasting your time. Go home. 262 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,526 Why are you such an asshole? 263 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,802 Now, that's a great question. No, it really is. 264 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:41,568 I am an asshole because that is my true nature. 265 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,467 Maybe it's everybody's true nature. 266 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,771 Every one of you looks like a fucking asshole, but who knows? 267 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,915 The difference between you and me is that... 268 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,950 ...I have gained the freedom to express my true nature. 269 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,485 And what could be more beautiful than truth and freedom? 270 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,231 Another day, another dollar. 271 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,564 Hello, Larry. 272 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,201 Oh, by the way... 273 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,675 ...are you and Lois gonna be free the night of January 18th? 274 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,811 How the hell should I know? 275 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,247 Well, I have to do this little gallery thing. 276 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,353 Lorenzo Massengale has been torturing me... 277 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:32,849 ...to put my new series of paintings in his new space... 278 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:37,520 ...and I just thought maybe you and Lois would want an invitation. 279 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,996 I think I'm busy that night, Sandiford. 280 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,508 Here, I stopped off at Broadway Bob's. You're welcome. 281 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,008 I thought Broadway Bob's was an art gallery or something. 282 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,513 It's a very famous shithole run by an obnoxious windbag... 283 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,687 ...who takes credit for the career of every half-talented monkey... 284 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,516 ...who ever took a class at Strathmore. 285 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,351 But the coffee's good. 286 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,523 Hello, Lorenzo, it's Sandy. 287 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:13,792 Just wanted to make sure you got the slides and.... 288 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:18,034 You don't need to call me, because I have a class starting. 289 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:21,332 So I will call you afterwards. 290 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,975 Thanks. Bye. 291 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,844 Sorry I'm late. 292 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,908 Hello, dear. 293 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,650 Looks like this is our lucky day. 294 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,151 I'm sorry, Sandy, I'm just dying for a cigarette. 295 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,387 Yes, absolutely. Five-minute break. 296 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,296 I'm gonna go to the john. 297 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,201 Let me borrow this. 298 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:35,602 All right. 299 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,833 She smiled at you, how sweet. 300 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,537 You've seen her before? Who is she? 301 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:15,204 Don't get your hopes up. She's prime real estate, my friend. 302 00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:16,939 Hey, faggots. 303 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,145 What a cute couple. 304 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,276 I think they like us. 305 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:25,619 - Is she a student or just a model? - Can we forget about her for a minute? 306 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,522 We're about to have a life-changing experience here. 307 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,634 Jimmy, it's Bardo. 308 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,608 Brought someone over to meet you. 309 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,917 I got a bottle of Slivovitz here. 310 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:04,120 It's 80 proof, made in Poland, imported by-- 311 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,732 Boys, welcome. 312 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:22,274 I'm afraid you've interrupted me in the middle of one of my shows. 313 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:23,978 This is Jerome. 314 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:27,076 Hi, nice to meet you. Thank you for having us. 315 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,818 A pleasure. 316 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,384 Isn't this a great place? 317 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,525 Jimmy's got rent control. 318 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:47,931 So Jerome here... 319 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,006 ...wants to be a great artist, Jimmy. 320 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,244 How terrific. 321 00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:59,848 Jerome, are you exceptionally skilled as a cocksucker? 322 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,685 It wasn't a rhetorical question. 323 00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:06,518 Are you a great artist when it comes to fellatio? 324 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,130 No. 325 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,858 No, I guess not. 326 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,929 Well, that's no good. 327 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:25,544 So who do you like? 328 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,978 Who's your favorite artist, Jerome? 329 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,894 - Maybe Picasso. - I see. 330 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,494 Very good. 331 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,728 Our old friend... 332 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:48,491 ..."pick-asshole." 333 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,297 The nasty little dwarf who went his whole life... 334 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,666 ...without a single original thought. 335 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,043 I presume you're joking, right? 336 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,576 Jimmy's a Strathmore grad. 337 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,780 Just look at me now. 338 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,084 Just think, Jerome. One day, this could all be yours. 339 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,351 You're going places, young man. I can feel it. 340 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:18,928 But you need to take some lessons in sucking cock and licking ass. 341 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:23,091 Otherwise, you might find yourself rotting away in some shithole... 342 00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:28,130 ...postponing suicide for the slim chance that you might one day... 343 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:32,072 ...possibly see some glorious plague or pestilence... 344 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,510 ...bring horrible suffering to your hateful species. 345 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,117 What are you smiling about? 346 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,258 Laugh away, laughing boy! 347 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:49,455 I will stomp your guts till they shoot out your ass! 348 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:53,258 I will bury you alive and shit on your grave! 349 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,271 Okay, boys. Show's over. 350 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,914 I have to get back to my masturbation. 351 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:19,959 Isn't Jimmy great? 352 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,753 Yeah, definitely. 353 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,502 Self-portrait. 354 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,639 Starting next week... 355 00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:42,543 ...I will be selecting the most effective work from each session... 356 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,808 ...and placing it in the hall gallery. 357 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,316 - Which gallery? - It's on this floor. 358 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,490 - Down at the end of the hall. - By the men's toilet? 359 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,019 Yes. 360 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,190 Now, let's get started on these. 361 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,795 Who wants to comment? 362 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,899 I like Flower's drawing. 363 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,496 - Yeah. Me too. - It seems like she's trying to do... 364 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:07,366 ...something more than just draw herself. 365 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,474 It's more about the process of drawing. 366 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:19,076 All right. Does anything else up here command your attention? 367 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:27,660 Does anyone have anything more to say on Flower's piece? 368 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,331 Yes, Jerome? 369 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,593 - Nothing. - Well, "nothing" doesn't exist... 370 00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:40,568 ...in this classroom. What are you thinking? 371 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,235 We're waiting, Jerome. 372 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:50,813 I don't know. It just-- 373 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,750 It looks like a lame Cy Twombly imitation to me. 374 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,422 It looks like she did it in about two minutes. 375 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:00,723 That is such bullshit. 376 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:03,623 Because her drawing isn't perfect, it's automatically bad? 377 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,559 At least it has humanity. 378 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,198 Yeah, totally. 379 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,267 Jerome, your drawing looks like it was done by a machine. 380 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,839 Whereas Flower's.... 381 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,337 Flower's is full of playfulness and.... 382 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,840 Yeah, like, humanity. 383 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:22,108 What's so great about humanity? 384 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:26,377 Humans are a bunch of jerks. I hope a plague wipes out the species. 385 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,248 - What is your problem? - Jesus Christ, Jerome. 386 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,585 Okay, that's enough. 387 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:36,284 This is a required assignment. I have to give it to you. 388 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:41,058 And, Flower, it is certainly not worth crying about, okay? 389 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,544 Hey, man. 390 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,216 I agree with you 100 percent. 391 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,921 I think the entire human race should be wiped off the face of the earth. 392 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,984 Oh, I didn't really mean-- I was just-- 393 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,058 You don't have to apologize. 394 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,025 I'm totally with you on this. 395 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,564 So this is the hall gallery. 396 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,272 Hey. 397 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,035 You guys have to come to my opening tonight. 398 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:29,577 You were really an asshole in class today. 399 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,282 Hey. You guys. 400 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:39,119 So are we gonna go see Shilo's opening? 401 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:42,760 - How did she ever get a gallery show? - It's totally meaningless. 402 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,397 Any idiot could sign up for a student gallery. 403 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:47,794 Oh, my God. 404 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,297 What? 405 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:54,862 I didn't notice that. We gotta go. 406 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,477 Great work, Shilo. 407 00:33:25,738 --> 00:33:27,070 Hey. 408 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:30,632 Do you know this girl? 409 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,339 Yeah. We had her as a model. Remember? 410 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,141 But do you know who she is? Do you know her name? 411 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,179 You are such a prick. 412 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:46,917 What? You can't say anything nice about my photos? 413 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:51,395 - Hi. - Hi. 414 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,997 That came out really good. 415 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,800 - Thank you. - Shilo. 416 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,368 What? 417 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,366 Oh, hi. I'm Audrey, by the way. 418 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,041 So is that your real name? 419 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:07,043 Or are you just obsessed with Audrey Hepburn like every art school chick? 420 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,010 I was named after an old cartoon. 421 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,684 Another ironic pop culture reference. 422 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,911 She's a keeper. 423 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,818 - Hey. - God, do you know that guy? 424 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,921 - No. I thought he was your friend. - No way. 425 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,396 Oh, you're the guy from Sandy's class. 426 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,731 I have such a bad memory for faces. I'm sorry. 427 00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:36,204 That's okay. I'm Jerome. 428 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,604 I was thinking about you today. 429 00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:40,973 I saw an old photo of Marie-Thérèse Walter... 430 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,581 ...and it looked just like the way that you drew me. 431 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,145 She's one of the women who modeled for Picasso. 432 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,448 I know just the picture you're talking about. 433 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:53,057 You do? 434 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,287 Let's get out of here. 435 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,124 What? I said I liked your photos. 436 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:06,104 - You didn't have to do that. - It's okay. 437 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,139 I couldn't bear to watch you get cornered by that creep again. 438 00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:15,074 Well, I have to get going anyway. I'm kind of making the rounds tonight. 439 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:20,650 Really? Well, maybe sometime we could-- 440 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,378 I have to go to a Donald Baumgarten show. 441 00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,457 Oh, I know who he is. He's an old pop art guy, right? 442 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,820 Yeah, he's really good. He's great. 443 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,326 He's absolutely awful. But I can't get out of it. 444 00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,394 Do you wanna go with me? 445 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:43,802 Come on, please. I hate to take the subway by myself. 446 00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:47,104 Especially with that weirdo out there strangling everybody. 447 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,578 A little bit. Well, my parents go a lot. 448 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,247 Hi. 449 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,652 Audrey, I was afraid you weren't coming. 450 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,951 So how's it going? 451 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:05,029 Well, I think I might have sold two of the small ones. 452 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:08,223 - The ones you hate. - I like them just fine. You know that. 453 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:10,527 Just not as much as the big, blue ones. 454 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,198 I know. 455 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,566 Daddy, this is Jerome. 456 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,468 Jerome is a big fan of yours. I brought him to meet you. 457 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,474 Jerome, this is Donald Baumgarten. 458 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,814 Wow. I'm a big fan of yours, sir. It's really a pleasure. 459 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,211 My pleasure, son. 460 00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:29,445 Daddy, I hate to do this, but I don't think we can stay. 461 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:33,353 Jerome has to meet someone at another party, and we're late, so-- 462 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:38,857 - Will I see you on Sunday? - I'll call you. 463 00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:46,263 I can't believe you grew up with a dad like that. 464 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:49,164 He's a famous artist. 465 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:52,477 He's hardly a famous artist. 466 00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:54,742 It's really heartbreaking. 467 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:57,679 He should've given up, like, 30 years ago. 468 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,078 God, I am starving. 469 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:01,082 - Should we go eat somewhere? - Sure. 470 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:03,118 Have you ever heard of Broadway Bob's? 471 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,019 So why are you a model? Just for the money? 472 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,062 Oh, yeah. I make a fortune. 473 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,926 My God, is that who I think it is? 474 00:37:16,168 --> 00:37:17,602 He's always here. 475 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:20,773 That table is practically reserved for post-minimalists. 476 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:23,272 This is where everybody gets their first big show. 477 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,502 It's like the launching pad from Strathmore to the real world. 478 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:30,614 - How do they pick who gets a show? - They go to the surveys and all that. 479 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,552 What's the matter? Don't you love me anymore? 480 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,847 When's the last time you came to see me? 481 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:39,423 Jerome, this is Broadway Bob. 482 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:41,315 - How you doing? - Hi. 483 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,256 Bob knows everybody. 484 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:49,527 Every artist you can think of had their first show in this place. 485 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,671 Bushmiller, Naugle, Bilbo, you name it. 486 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:55,773 The minute they get famous, they got no time for me, right? 487 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:59,635 Hey! I told you to stop hassling my customers! 488 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:02,405 Hector! Fucking Brown Shirts. 489 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,411 What are you doing? 490 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,247 - Good to see you. - Bye. 491 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,216 - Tell your father I said hi. - Okay. 492 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,981 - Hey. Excuse me. - Yeah, what? 493 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,716 You wanna help me out? I got two homeless fucks outside... 494 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:17,953 ...that panhandle all day. They bother my customers outside. 495 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,792 This kid's not a serial killer. Look at that guy out there. 496 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:23,491 - Just get the fuck out. - All right, let's go. 497 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,762 - Your coffee sucks. - Go to Starbucks. 498 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:28,400 Who's this? 499 00:38:32,244 --> 00:38:35,612 - Jerome, this is Candace. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you. 500 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,946 Audrey and I used to bump cunts. 501 00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:41,914 Just kidding. 502 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,688 But little Audrey doesn't wanna play with me anymore, does she. 503 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:51,692 What do you think of these paintings? 504 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,560 They're okay. I mean, they're not the most-- 505 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:56,962 They're Candace's paintings. 506 00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:01,067 - They're really good. - Where do you find them, Audrey? 507 00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:05,870 Anyway, thanks to this little exhibit, I'll get a spring show at the Haberman. 508 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,806 - That's really great. Congratulations. - I know. Golly gosh! 509 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,042 - You. Get over here. - Later, kids. 510 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:18,181 What's this I hear about a show at Haberman? You gotta let me know.... 511 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,719 So, what do you wanna do, Jerome? 512 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:26,761 I wanna be the greatest artist of the 21st century. 513 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,434 Oh, I just meant, "What do you wanna do now?" 514 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:32,934 I should probably get home. 515 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:36,107 - I'm stupid-- - No, no, I think it's great. 516 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:39,609 I think you really could be a great artist. 517 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:42,042 You have the right kind of... 518 00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:43,715 ...energy. 519 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,055 - You won't believe-- - Did you hear the news? 520 00:39:57,262 --> 00:40:00,630 - No, but guess where I was? - The strangler got another one. 521 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:04,132 Some poor schmuck on his way to the subway. I got a major rewrite to do. 522 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,503 - I was on the subway tonight. - You're lucky to be alive. 523 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:11,768 - Anyway, guess what I was doing. - Smoking pole? 524 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:15,310 No, I was on a date with the most beautiful girl in the whole school. 525 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,949 All right. Can I smell your finger? 526 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,418 Look. 527 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:30,955 No shit. 528 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:35,261 - Nice. - Yeah. She thinks I'm a great artist. 529 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:38,062 You fucking snake. What the fuck are you doing here? 530 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,499 Did you already pop her? 531 00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:42,935 No, I.... 532 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:49,442 - You know, we just met-- - Man, if she was my girlfriend... 533 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,777 ...I would be pounding that shit day and night. 534 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,814 November 28th. 535 00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,222 November 28th. 536 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,155 Try and keep that date... 537 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,524 ...in your tiny, little, drug-addled brains. 538 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:09,826 That is the date of the post-Thanksgiving assessment... 539 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,095 ...where you'll put up all your work... 540 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:15,103 ...and a bunch of us professors are gonna sneak in... 541 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:19,870 ...behind your backs and give you a grade. 542 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:25,073 However, that is but a mere prelude to this day: 543 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,650 December 19th. 544 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:33,287 December 19th is the final survey where you will receive... 545 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:37,088 ...your one-and-only official grade for this class... 546 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:40,823 ...provided, of course, you all haven't been murdered by then. 547 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:47,201 I heard the final survey is where big-shot gallery owners... 548 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,964 ...show up to troll for new talent. 549 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,734 I wouldn't worry about that too much right now. 550 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:54,037 This could be a big break for somebody. 551 00:41:54,246 --> 00:41:58,877 But this is not Schwab's drugstore. You are definitely not Lana Turner. 552 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:02,612 - What does that mean? - It means you children are too young... 553 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,517 ...to be worrying about that. 554 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:08,160 Now, Eno, why haven't you been doing the assignments? 555 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,728 Frankly, I find them constricting and largely irrelevant. 556 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,162 My work has nothing to do with form or light or color... 557 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:19,236 ...but with questioning the nature of aesthetic experience. 558 00:42:21,473 --> 00:42:22,873 I'll buy that. 559 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:26,909 - Jonah, what about you? - I'll bring something next time. Sorry. 560 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,614 I also heard that the student with the best grade... 561 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:33,649 - ...gets a show at Broadway Bob's. - That's been known to happen, yes. 562 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:37,550 Professor Okamura said no one in your class ever got the best grade. 563 00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:44,228 Well, Larry seems to care about that kind of thing a lot more than I do. 564 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:49,560 And Larry has a tendency to live vicariously through his students... 565 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,431 ...which I find rather pathetic. 566 00:42:52,637 --> 00:42:55,266 I also heard they're cutting faculty, and all the profs... 567 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:58,671 ...are shitting bricks trying to get a student to the Broadway Bob show. 568 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,870 Actually. I'm too busy concentrating on my own painting... 569 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,609 ...to get involved with any kind of faculty intrigue. 570 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:10,448 Is it true Marvin Bushmiller got his break when he got the best grade? 571 00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:27,871 Audrey. 572 00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:29,371 Hi. 573 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,006 I just came in to get a coffee. 574 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,908 I have to model for Professor Bogle's class at 6:30. 575 00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:38,049 Can I walk with you? 576 00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,712 God, you're so polite. Sure. 577 00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:50,790 Look at you. 578 00:43:50,996 --> 00:43:54,296 So content with your happy, little lives. 579 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:57,936 But none of you know the taste of true happiness... 580 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:02,073 ...the happiness that only death can bring. 581 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:07,268 I am hell on earth, personified! 582 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,847 What do you think? Should I trim that last part? 583 00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:24,520 How much longer you gonna be? 584 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:26,662 It's up to the boss. 585 00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:31,034 See you later. 586 00:44:32,404 --> 00:44:35,499 Hey, hey, hey. You can't just leave. 587 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,510 What do you think of the movie so far? 588 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,676 - It's fine. - Yeah. Thanks. 589 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:47,046 She doesn't get this kind of stuff. I wouldn't worry about it. 590 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,978 I gotta cram some love story into this thing, man. 591 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:53,352 Those skags make up 50 percent of the audience. 592 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,760 You're missing the best part. 593 00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:05,934 Hey. 594 00:45:16,448 --> 00:45:17,916 Now... 595 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:21,280 ...we're not gonna have any more official assignments in this class. 596 00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:26,151 Last week, I asked you to bring in what you thought was your... 597 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,595 ...best work of art, old or new. Okay? 598 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,526 And we're gonna use that work... 599 00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:37,362 ...as a starting point to, hopefully, help you become better artists. 600 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,130 "We live in a police state." 601 00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:44,403 Ain't that the truth. 602 00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:47,511 This is interesting. 603 00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:51,239 That's not finished, but I thought the class might find it interesting... 604 00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:54,009 ...to see the various stages of my process. 605 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,581 Indeed. 606 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,622 And what have we here? 607 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,669 - Who did this? - That's mine. 608 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,146 Where have you been all my life? 609 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,917 - What do we think of this work, class? - It's so.... 610 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,717 It's like, he figured out how to unlearn all the typical art school bullshit. 611 00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:35,257 It's really great. 612 00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:40,488 It has the singularity of outsider art, though the conscious rejection... 613 00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:43,759 ...of spatial dynamics could only come from an intimacy... 614 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,369 ...with the conventions of picture-making. 615 00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:47,698 Are you kidding me? 616 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,272 You look at--? 617 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:22,770 Professor Okamura, what are some of your favorite Halloween memories? 618 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:27,077 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 619 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,644 You want a drink? There's some weird orange punch over there. 620 00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:34,011 - Yeah. That's really sweet. Thank you. - Okay. 621 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:44,726 Better get back there. You're about to get cock-blocked by Joe College. 622 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:46,659 How did you do that painting? 623 00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:49,357 It's like you've never seen another painting before. 624 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,433 What the fuck? 625 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,734 My God, we look like Bonnie and Clyde. 626 00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,805 Oh, thanks. 627 00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:03,846 Isn't it weird? Look how perfectly we match. 628 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:09,710 - That's great. - There's an empty seat over there. 629 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,309 Looks like a duel. 630 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,705 No? Comments? 631 00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:37,007 Jonah's seems totally original and authentic. 632 00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:39,741 And Jerome's just seems lame. 633 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:43,784 It's pathetic. No offense. 634 00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:46,150 Yeah, it's like Jonah is tapping... 635 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:48,485 ...into this total childhood innocence. 636 00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:51,993 He's got a whole way of seeing that's completely outside the box. 637 00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:54,665 And Jerome is totally in the box, you know? 638 00:48:54,866 --> 00:48:57,995 - Yeah. It sucks. - You know, Jerome's is really-- 639 00:48:58,202 --> 00:49:02,731 Okay, I think that's fine. We shouldn't be too hard on Jerome. 640 00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:07,208 Jerome's trying to do something that is essentially impossible. 641 00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,280 He's trying to sing in his own voice... 642 00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:12,780 ...using someone else's vocal chords. 643 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:13,902 I mean, it's the greatest. He picks a completely random victim. 644 00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,980 I mean, this chick was, like.... 645 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,343 She was, like, a cashier or something. 646 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:23,112 - How do they know it's the same guy? - Come on, it's obvious. 647 00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:25,722 There's a million clues. For one thing, he always-- 648 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:28,791 - Okay, I believe you. - Look at her. 649 00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:31,963 She was only 31 years old. 650 00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:35,664 I mean, it's like a goddamn miracle. 651 00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:37,867 Here I am, busting my nuts... 652 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:40,561 ...trying to find some female character for my movie... 653 00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:43,435 ...and this guy goes and drops one right in my lap. 654 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,844 Murder? 655 00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:49,913 Don't worry so much, man. No one's gonna murder me. 656 00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:55,109 I don't want nothing to happen to my best ho. 657 00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:58,118 The streets ain't safe no more. Not since-- 658 00:50:58,322 --> 00:50:59,415 Fuck you. 659 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:03,458 You're just trying to keep me down, and I am not your whore any more. 660 00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:09,195 I mean.... 661 00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:13,772 I'm not your whore no more. 662 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,341 This is total shit, you know that? 663 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,245 No, I don't know that. 664 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:25,042 Come on. All of this "gangsta," "motherfucker" bullshit. 665 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:29,084 Why do you wanna regurgitate this Hollywood crap for the zillionth time? 666 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:31,688 Don't you have anything original to say? 667 00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:35,950 - I think I do. - Then you need to say it. 668 00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:40,124 Because this is completely worthless. 669 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:54,604 - Hello? - Hi. It's Jerome Platz. 670 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:58,408 - Hey, Jerome Platz. - Hey, I was just calling.... 671 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:00,515 To-- I've got-- 672 00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:03,813 I've gotta go home for Thanksgiving, and I was wondering... 673 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:07,583 ...if you had any plans, if, maybe, you wanted to come with me.... 674 00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:11,785 Unfortunately, I have to go up north to visit my grandmother. 675 00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:14,328 - But that's really nice of you. - No.... 676 00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:16,262 Don't be silly. 677 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,800 Have a great time. I'll talk to you soon. 678 00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,562 - Okay. Bye. - Take care. Bye. 679 00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:39,449 I think maybe I'll go on tour with Dominick's band this summer. 680 00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:43,685 They're playing shows in the Midwest. They need someone to sell T-shirts. 681 00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:45,386 Who's Dominick? 682 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:48,532 This guy, who's friends with Stacy's big brother. 683 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:51,396 - Forget about it. - God, you are so unfair. 684 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:54,902 Jerome gets to go to art school, and I can't go on a summer trip. 685 00:52:55,106 --> 00:52:58,941 You gonna get a job doing paintings somewhere once school's done? 686 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:01,671 That's not really how it works. 687 00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:03,973 Who in their right mind would buy your paintings? 688 00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:07,515 - Cynthia. - God, you love Jerome more than me. 689 00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:09,647 You know what you gotta do? 690 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:12,857 Figure out who's the top guy in your business and hook up with him. 691 00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:15,583 It's not what you do so much as who you know. 692 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,093 That's how it is in my business, and it's all about business. 693 00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:24,592 Yeah. Actually, I've kind of made a connection already. 694 00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:28,569 My girlfriend's dad is kind of a famous artist, so.... 695 00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,605 - Your what? - Hugh... 696 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,334 ...help me get the rest of the pies out of the oven? 697 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,781 We thought for sure you were a homo. 698 00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:58,435 My friend's granddaughter paints little pictures on the shoes-- 699 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:00,264 Oh, what do you call them? 700 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:05,535 Anyhow, she paints pictures of little animals and whatnot. 701 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:09,940 And I believe the other children pay her for it. 702 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,444 "Sneakers." 703 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,613 Isn't that what they call them? 704 00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:21,225 Anyhow, that's something I thought you could do, Jeremy. 705 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:39,666 It's not that at all. It's just that, I really felt that they were... 706 00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:44,747 ...some of, really, the best things I'd done in a very long time. 707 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,440 And I'm just.... 708 00:54:48,185 --> 00:54:50,347 And I'm just slightly... 709 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:52,722 ...surprised that.... 710 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,156 Yeah, you're absolutely right. 711 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,830 I'm Helena Sandiford. Sandy will be right with you. 712 00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:11,499 Thank you so much. I really appreciate-- 713 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,470 No, I do. I do understand. 714 00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:19,277 No. Not at all. 715 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:23,346 And I really appreciate you looking at the slides. 716 00:55:24,055 --> 00:55:25,250 Yeah. 717 00:55:25,456 --> 00:55:26,651 And you. 718 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:28,291 Bye. 719 00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:31,958 Go fuck yourself, Lorenzo! 720 00:55:48,245 --> 00:55:49,577 Those are mine, yes. 721 00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:52,311 They're really good. 722 00:55:53,117 --> 00:55:55,109 Yes, I rather like them. 723 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:59,484 Unfortunately, we're not in the majority, Jerome. 724 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:04,123 Apparently, they're a little too "difficult" for some people. 725 00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:07,690 So how long have you been doing the triangles? 726 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,897 A long time. 727 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:16,336 I was one of the first. 728 00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:19,676 So tell me, Jerome... 729 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,176 ...what are you not getting out of my class? 730 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,349 I don't know. I feel like... 731 00:56:25,316 --> 00:56:28,081 ...I don't really know what I'm doing and.... 732 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,217 Maybe I should be finding my own style... 733 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,288 ...or voice or something. 734 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,790 That is absolute bullshit. 735 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:39,828 What would an artist at your age want with a style? 736 00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:45,065 What about Jonah? He's got sort of a style. 737 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:49,570 No, Jonah doesn't have a style. He has a sort of "nowness." 738 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,266 It's exciting. It's seductive. 739 00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:55,640 But that does not mean, Jerome... 740 00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:59,374 ...that he is a better artist than you are. Far from it. 741 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,013 You're very similar to me. 742 00:57:02,219 --> 00:57:04,654 It is going to take you a very long time... 743 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,380 ...to get where you're going. 744 00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,059 Look, do you have any idea... 745 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,729 ...how long it took me to paint like this? 746 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:18,898 - No. - Twenty-five years. 747 00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:23,496 Jerome, it is absolutely essential at your age... 748 00:57:23,707 --> 00:57:26,802 ...that you start to experiment with all the arts... 749 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:30,846 ...all the philosophies and all the lifestyles. 750 00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:34,917 So, that's what you think I should do, is try a bunch of different styles... 751 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,213 ...and see where it takes me? 752 00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:41,415 Yes, yes and yes, Jerome. 753 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:45,619 - Okay. - I have seen so many young artists... 754 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:50,564 ...get locked into this incredibly rigid way of thinking. 755 00:57:53,537 --> 00:57:55,768 So that's what I should try to do, is experiment? 756 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,210 Absolutely. 757 00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:04,678 And I am here to facilitate that experimentation... 758 00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:07,010 ...in any way I can... 759 00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:10,211 ...either in or out of the classroom. 760 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,683 Thank you, professor. 761 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,839 For the last time, come on, get out. 762 00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,212 Get out of my building. 763 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:35,331 He says they're all done. We can go in now. 764 01:00:39,570 --> 01:00:41,163 Too experimental. 765 01:00:41,372 --> 01:00:43,170 You're all over the map. 766 01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:45,138 No focus. 767 01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:47,277 Hollow and derivative. 768 01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:49,504 You need to be yourself. 769 01:00:49,713 --> 01:00:51,341 What's up, Platz? 770 01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,347 - Hey. - Hey. 771 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:01,715 So are you going to Marvin Bushmiller's opening? 772 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,319 No. I didn't even know about it. 773 01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:10,201 It might be an invite-only thing. 774 01:01:10,401 --> 01:01:12,632 It's probably done through his gallery. 775 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:16,197 - I'm sure it'll be a total drag, anyway. - When is it? 776 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:18,336 I don't even know. 777 01:01:18,942 --> 01:01:20,342 - Hey. - Hey. 778 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,274 I can't believe it. 779 01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:26,382 I got an "A." 780 01:01:26,617 --> 01:01:28,085 Everybody got an "A". 781 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:32,086 It's a total scam to trick everybody into feeling good about themselves. 782 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:35,487 Yeah, well, I never got better than a "C" in my whole life. 783 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,024 That's hard to believe. 784 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:41,196 Yeah, well, guess I didn't go to class too much. 785 01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:44,197 - I was too busy getting into trouble. - Really. 786 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,398 Yeah, me too. 787 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,332 No kidding. 788 01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:55,377 Did you grow up in the city? 789 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:59,748 Well, not right in the city. 790 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:03,479 But I came here all the time. 791 01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:06,521 All the fucking time. Practically lived here. 792 01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:07,987 So... 793 01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,026 ...how about it, dude? 794 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:13,195 You got any deep, dark secrets we should know about? 795 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:35,909 Forgive me! 796 01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:56,403 What the hell was that? 797 01:02:57,274 --> 01:03:00,506 Don't worry, it's a totally rough cut. That's a temp score without-- 798 01:03:00,711 --> 01:03:03,875 I thought you were gonna make a nice little murder picture... 799 01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:09,110 ...but, here, you got the worms and the dancing.... 800 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:13,154 - Did you like it? - It's symbolism, Grandpa. 801 01:03:13,357 --> 01:03:17,761 And where are the guns? I thought this was a shoot-them-up. 802 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,295 The guy's a strangler, Grandpa. What am I supposed to do? 803 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,091 I want guns. 804 01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,801 The movie is called, The Strathmore Strangler. 805 01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,303 You want the strangler to shoot people? 806 01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:33,041 I paid for a movie with guns. 807 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:38,277 Hello, Torsiello Gallery. I can put you on the pre-waiting list. 808 01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:42,985 It's not working. Do it better. 809 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:47,082 Excuse me. 810 01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,156 We're closed. 811 01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:53,490 I heard that Mr. Bushmiller was having a party tonight. 812 01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:55,359 And I was just wondering if there was-- 813 01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:57,295 Sorry. Invite only. 814 01:03:58,268 --> 01:04:02,171 I was gonna make up some elaborate lie, but I decided to be honest. 815 01:04:02,406 --> 01:04:05,740 I'm desperate. I'm not crazy. I won't even talk to Mr. Bushmiller. 816 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,435 You see how busy I am here? 817 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,519 Please. 818 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:20,451 Please. 819 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,192 Did you put any grenadine in this? 820 01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,292 I'm new to this. I'm sorry. 821 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,496 I'd like a Martell. 822 01:04:35,706 --> 01:04:37,265 There you go. 823 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,907 I heard that Marvin needed some help, so I figured, why not? 824 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,845 I'll have a.... 825 01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:53,782 I'm just gonna take one of these. 826 01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:55,824 Just a Bud is fine. 827 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,418 We have.... 828 01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:00,761 Hoegaarden... 829 01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:02,557 ...or Stella Artois. 830 01:05:05,836 --> 01:05:07,134 The first one. 831 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,278 You look pretty busy, so.... 832 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:24,310 I drink Slivovitz, not Sambuca. 833 01:06:25,882 --> 01:06:27,544 You were right about art. 834 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,414 It's all about the cock-sucking. 835 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:35,558 It's not what you do, but who you blow. 836 01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,523 And even that's not enough. 837 01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:42,433 You don't even have a chance, unless you're the most ruthless... 838 01:06:42,632 --> 01:06:44,533 ...cold-blooded.... 839 01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,635 Jesus, I'm really sorry. 840 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,046 Have you heard about the great man's latest masterpiece? 841 01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,915 - No. - Some of his finest work, I believe. 842 01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:07,557 Damn good stuff. 843 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:10,485 Who? The murderer? 844 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,562 "The murderer"? 845 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,327 That's so disrespectful. 846 01:07:18,935 --> 01:07:21,461 Got a few victims for him, if he's interested. 847 01:07:31,982 --> 01:07:33,575 Do you wanna see my paintings? 848 01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,953 This is my humble tribute to the great man. 849 01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:45,352 He doesn't simply reproduce reality, like an ordinary idiot artist. 850 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:49,431 He courageously reshapes it to suit his own needs. 851 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:53,695 And why did our great artist select these particular victims? 852 01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:55,670 Who can say? 853 01:07:57,474 --> 01:08:01,377 A real artist knows when he's found his ideal subject. 854 01:08:04,514 --> 01:08:08,076 Perhaps, this one was a dishonest cashier. 855 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:13,614 This one might have reminded him of a domineering aunt. 856 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,390 And this one.... 857 01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:22,189 Maybe he was just too stupid to be allowed to live. 858 01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:28,571 All of humanity is too stupid to live. 859 01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:32,609 Fuck them all. 860 01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:34,906 My boy. 861 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,874 I say, you can't do anything really good... 862 01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:42,575 ...until you truly don't care at all if you live or die. 863 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,153 Kill me right now. I couldn't care less. 864 01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:50,755 It's only when every human misery is just a big joke... 865 01:08:50,961 --> 01:08:53,590 ...that you can finally get some enjoyment out of this life. 866 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:56,198 I wish someone would kill me right now. 867 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,427 - Do you want me to kill you? - Go for it. 868 01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:14,546 Well, I guess I'd better be going, before I throw up on your rug again. 869 01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:16,014 Wait. 870 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,820 I wanna give you something. 871 01:09:48,084 --> 01:09:50,849 - What's this? - A gift, from me to you. 872 01:09:53,924 --> 01:09:56,587 - No, I couldn't. - You could. 873 01:09:57,027 --> 01:09:58,222 You could. 874 01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,570 Let's see some ID. 875 01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:16,439 ID. 876 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,647 Are you drunk? 877 01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:25,716 No. 878 01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,779 Well, look who's here. 879 01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:09,457 One of those. Where the hell you been all week? 880 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,160 Been having a really hard time. 881 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:15,329 Yeah? 882 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:18,792 Well, you should just do what I always do. 883 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:22,631 Drop out, and start over again next semester. 884 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,900 This is my third time, soon to be my fourth. 885 01:12:27,911 --> 01:12:30,676 You don't understand. I'll never have another chance like this. 886 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,371 I can't just... 887 01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:33,845 ...start over. 888 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,479 I'll never find another Audrey. 889 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:38,882 Don't start with this shit again. 890 01:12:39,089 --> 01:12:43,390 Every artist needs a subject, and she's my perfect subject. 891 01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:46,654 - I can't let her slip through my fingers. - Hey, come on. 892 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,264 Let's rescue these art chicks. That's easy pickings. 893 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:52,595 If I can just come up with something for that final survey... 894 01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:54,737 ...she'll forget all about Jonah. 895 01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:59,069 - We're gonna miss our chance here. - I just need to think of something. 896 01:12:59,275 --> 01:13:00,607 There they go. 897 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,345 What can I do? 898 01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:13,150 You know, I think I just figured out who you are. 899 01:13:13,356 --> 01:13:16,884 - Who? - You're the class douche bag. 900 01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:20,524 Thanks for the beer. 901 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:54,764 Oh, please. You can't fall for every guy who does a halfway-decent painting. 902 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:56,489 I don't know. 903 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,462 There's something about him. 904 01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:02,969 You don't need any more boyfriends, you need about 15 years of therapy. 905 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:06,233 I thought you were all mad for what's-his-name.... Jonah. 906 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,539 Look... 907 01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:13,876 ...when this one doesn't work out... 908 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:18,178 ...you can always come crawling back to me. 909 01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:14,104 So, looks like you finally got Jonah on the run. 910 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,370 - What do you mean? - He was asking about... 911 01:15:16,579 --> 01:15:20,038 ...some painting of yours. You got a surprise for the final survey? 912 01:15:52,982 --> 01:15:54,416 What do you want? 913 01:16:00,390 --> 01:16:01,688 I need a big favor. 914 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,918 - I see you've come empty-handed. - I know. I'm sorry. 915 01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:08,360 You must think I'm the cheapest whore in town. 916 01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:13,659 I'll bring you a case of Slivovitz. Whatever you want. 917 01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:16,465 I just-- I wanna buy the rest of your paintings. 918 01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,609 - They're not for sale. - Please, just tell me what you want. 919 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:22,472 - I don't want anything. - I'm just fucking lost-- 920 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:25,114 - I thought you were an artist. - I am. I am. 921 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,544 You wanna be an artist or an "aficionado"? 922 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,150 An artist. 923 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,617 What do you think an artist cares about? 924 01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:34,688 Does he think all day about fine wines... 925 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:38,724 ...and black-tie affairs... 926 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,630 ...and what he's gonna say at the next after-dinner speech? 927 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,000 No. 928 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:56,337 He lives only for that narcotic moment of creative bliss. 929 01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:00,311 A moment... 930 01:17:00,516 --> 01:17:02,849 ...that may come once a decade. 931 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:06,216 Or never at all. 932 01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:09,548 You think I'm wrong? 933 01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:12,656 Fuck you. 934 01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,029 You know nothing at all about anything. 935 01:17:19,569 --> 01:17:23,802 - Listen, I don't care about fine wines. - Oh, I know what you want. 936 01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:29,001 If it was me, I'd get my way by any means possible. 937 01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:32,512 I'd grab them by the balls, and I'd never stop twisting. 938 01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:37,580 Once you're on top, they're helpless. 939 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:42,314 You've got them squirming under the toe of your shoe. 940 01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:49,762 Would you please put out that goddamn cigarette... 941 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,662 ...before you kill me with your awful smoke! 942 01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:54,303 What about the paintings? 943 01:17:55,071 --> 01:17:57,631 I don't care, do whatever you want. 944 01:19:01,671 --> 01:19:04,732 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 945 01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:11,838 I have a confession to make. 946 01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,248 Yeah? 947 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,113 Forget it. 948 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,814 - No, what? - Nothing. Forget I said anything. 949 01:19:20,022 --> 01:19:23,186 - What is it? Some boyfriend problem? - What? Why? 950 01:19:24,594 --> 01:19:27,063 - I don't know. What is it? - Why did you say that? 951 01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:28,561 Do you think I'm gay? 952 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,092 - I don't know. - Really? 953 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:37,065 Yeah. Maybe a little, I guess. 954 01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:39,504 Yeah. Well, that's it. 955 01:19:39,709 --> 01:19:41,109 That's my confession. 956 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,871 I think I'm gay. 957 01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:46,677 Okay. 958 01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:50,148 Okay. 959 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:12,504 I thought you said you were working. 960 01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:16,001 I am working. I gotta have this done for Monday. 961 01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,442 It looks fine, Jonah. It doesn't have to be perfect. 962 01:20:19,649 --> 01:20:21,880 It's got a long way to go. 963 01:20:22,084 --> 01:20:25,020 What's gotten into you? When you were working Narcotics... 964 01:20:25,221 --> 01:20:27,383 ...you didn't spend your off-hours smoking crack. 965 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:31,152 And what about your son? He misses his daddy. 966 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,386 Will you get off my ass for once? 967 01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:39,201 Lonny and the guys are here, or are you too busy for them? 968 01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:57,185 Well, look who's here. How's the Mona Lisa coming, Rembrandt? 969 01:20:57,386 --> 01:21:00,754 You're off duty, Jonah. You don't gotta dress like a fruitcake. 970 01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:03,392 Yeah. It's good to see you guys too. 971 01:21:03,593 --> 01:21:05,494 How much longer is this gonna go on, Lonny? 972 01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,857 I never see him anymore since he became an artist. 973 01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:09,963 I'm just trying to do my job. 974 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,534 That's a good question, Marie. So, what about it, superstar? 975 01:21:13,736 --> 01:21:16,205 Hey, we got the blow-ups of the pictures you took. 976 01:21:16,405 --> 01:21:19,967 He used the same colors we found on the glove of the first crime scene. 977 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:21,837 I don't know about this guy Platz. 978 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:25,071 He didn't live near the campus when the first killings took place. 979 01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:28,911 He used to come to the city all the time. He told me so himself. 980 01:21:29,118 --> 01:21:31,451 It would've helped if you had taken a paint sample. 981 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:35,050 You can't just monkey around with a piece of art like that-- 982 01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:38,888 "Piece of shit" is more like it. You take a look at this fucking thing? 983 01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:40,893 Excuse me, Marie. 984 01:21:41,097 --> 01:21:44,625 We can't even question this asshole? It's like he's making fun of us. 985 01:21:44,834 --> 01:21:48,930 I'm taking shit to this day about that first weirdo you dragged in. 986 01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:50,868 I can't afford any more fuck-ups. 987 01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:56,369 I need better shit than this, Jonah. 988 01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:59,142 Listen to me, Gerry. 989 01:21:59,982 --> 01:22:01,416 Will you listen to me? Look.... 990 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,916 I know you're a genius, but I'm a genius too. 991 01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:06,814 What are you, on vacation? Move your ass. 992 01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:10,255 Look, this dyke is gonna make us both a fortune, I'm telling you. 993 01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:11,950 I'm 100 percent on this one. 994 01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:15,661 Fine. Don't listen to me. What do I care? 995 01:22:15,865 --> 01:22:18,528 Don't you ever call me again, you ungrateful prick. 996 01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:37,112 Excuse me? I'm in your Tuesday/Thursday class. 997 01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:39,488 Can I ask you a question? 998 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,856 So, there's this... 999 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:48,998 ...freshman survey tomorrow. 1000 01:22:49,899 --> 01:22:51,731 And you wanna know what you can do... 1001 01:22:51,934 --> 01:22:55,530 ...to land a big gallery contract like Marvin Bushmiller. 1002 01:22:56,238 --> 01:22:58,673 No. Not exactly. 1003 01:22:58,908 --> 01:23:02,140 Perhaps you want a major retrospective at the Metropolitan? 1004 01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:04,973 Actually, there's someone who.... 1005 01:23:07,049 --> 01:23:09,143 I don't know. I want her to.... 1006 01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:11,518 It's for a girl? 1007 01:23:11,721 --> 01:23:12,984 Yeah. 1008 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:17,651 You wanna take the prize so you can win the heart of a girl? 1009 01:23:18,060 --> 01:23:19,323 Yeah. 1010 01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:24,060 That's so exciting. 1011 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:28,666 Think you could look at my paintings and tell me if they're good enough? 1012 01:23:29,538 --> 01:23:30,938 No. 1013 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,934 But I'll be rooting for you. 1014 01:23:45,087 --> 01:23:46,521 Hey. 1015 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:53,122 Think Jonah's getting any gash on the side? 1016 01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:57,164 No. Marie's got him so pussy-whipped it's not even funny. 1017 01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,639 Hey, hey. 1018 01:24:04,874 --> 01:24:07,708 That's our guy. That's our guy, right there. 1019 01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:09,879 Will you look at him. 1020 01:24:10,079 --> 01:24:11,877 I ought to wring his neck right now. 1021 01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:14,915 - What the fuck are we waiting for? - He couldn't strangle a cat. 1022 01:24:15,117 --> 01:24:17,245 Fucking scumbag! 1023 01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:21,722 Where the fuck is Jonah? Lonny told him to be on the guy's ass. 1024 01:25:23,385 --> 01:25:25,286 Jesus, that was disappointing. 1025 01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:27,719 Who are you trying to fool with that badass stuff? 1026 01:25:27,923 --> 01:25:30,916 All that murder shit? Totally September 10th, Jerome. 1027 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:41,265 Jerome.... 1028 01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:44,364 Have you seen Jonah? 1029 01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:47,171 No. 1030 01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,213 Don't despair, okay? 1031 01:25:50,412 --> 01:25:54,179 You call me over the break, and we'll get you right back on track. 1032 01:25:54,383 --> 01:25:55,874 Okay? 1033 01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:21,240 Okay, you win. 1034 01:26:21,443 --> 01:26:23,378 It's all yours, so live it up. 1035 01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:25,675 - Jerome-- - You're the one out of 100... 1036 01:26:25,881 --> 01:26:29,340 ...that goes on to fame and fortune. I'm just another deluded asshole. 1037 01:26:29,552 --> 01:26:32,886 - These paintings-- - Fuck those paintings, and fuck you. 1038 01:26:33,088 --> 01:26:34,954 You have everybody fooled, but not me. 1039 01:26:35,157 --> 01:26:38,787 You came up with a good gimmick, your tough-guy, Joe Normal act... 1040 01:26:38,994 --> 01:26:42,658 ...but your paintings are fucking bullshit, and you know it. 1041 01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:45,266 Well I still kicked your ass, didn't I? 1042 01:26:45,467 --> 01:26:48,062 Jonah, come on. Where you been? We gotta go. 1043 01:26:48,270 --> 01:26:50,569 Jerome, wait here. I wanna talk to you. 1044 01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:52,605 You have to meet your public. 1045 01:26:53,943 --> 01:26:56,742 Marvelous work, Jonah. 1046 01:26:57,179 --> 01:26:59,341 Good job, Jonah. 1047 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:29,811 Building burned up. 1048 01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:31,905 Everybody died. 1049 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:39,083 Some asshole didn't put out his cigarette. 1050 01:27:45,127 --> 01:27:46,686 This is it. 1051 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,685 What the fuck, Jonah. 1052 01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:17,657 Mikey, get your ass over here. 1053 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,055 Where's Jonah? 1054 01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:22,091 So? 1055 01:28:22,298 --> 01:28:24,790 What? This fucking nobody is gonna stand me up? 1056 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,798 I gave him the message, Mr. D'Annunzio. 1057 01:28:34,243 --> 01:28:37,077 Hey, come on. Bob hates people being late. 1058 01:28:37,279 --> 01:28:39,111 I really gotta find Jerome. 1059 01:28:42,284 --> 01:28:43,547 Come on. 1060 01:28:45,587 --> 01:28:48,022 Don't shoot me, man! Don't shoot! 1061 01:29:06,909 --> 01:29:08,775 Police! Get down on the ground! 1062 01:29:09,378 --> 01:29:10,573 Face down! 1063 01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:15,374 Cut! What are you doing, asshole, you ruined my best take! 1064 01:29:16,752 --> 01:29:19,586 My arm.... I think my arm is broken. 1065 01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:22,485 Well, that's great! What in fuck's name do I do now? 1066 01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:24,220 Hey! 1067 01:29:24,426 --> 01:29:26,622 Where have you been? 1068 01:29:30,299 --> 01:29:31,528 What the hell is this? 1069 01:29:32,735 --> 01:29:34,795 What is this nonsense? 1070 01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:38,633 Let's go, hotshot. Chief wants you right now, come on. 1071 01:29:39,641 --> 01:29:43,078 What are you thinking, huh? You paying attention to me? 1072 01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:46,711 God, I'm a fucking idiot. 1073 01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:02,097 Did you see a portrait of me? 1074 01:30:02,297 --> 01:30:03,765 A really beautiful-- 1075 01:30:04,299 --> 01:30:05,927 It was right here. 1076 01:30:06,502 --> 01:30:08,232 I chucked everything out back. 1077 01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:13,436 Police! Open the door! I got a warrant! 1078 01:30:17,346 --> 01:30:18,974 Police! Don't try anything! 1079 01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:23,279 - Oh, Jesus. - This isn't what you think. 1080 01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:33,559 - Jerome Platz! - Jerome Platz! 1081 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,526 Jerome Platz! You in there? 1082 01:30:35,731 --> 01:30:37,563 - Jerome Platz! - Hey, Jerome Platz! 1083 01:31:02,424 --> 01:31:05,053 Audrey, I know you don't care about me... 1084 01:31:06,195 --> 01:31:07,823 ...but maybe someday you'll-- 1085 01:31:13,335 --> 01:31:17,670 Excuse me. Police business. Clear the way, please. Excuse me. 1086 01:31:17,873 --> 01:31:19,432 Are we gonna have a problem? 1087 01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,509 Excuse me, please. Excuse me. 1088 01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:25,477 Go draw something, will you? 1089 01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:40,119 Lonny, I'm sorry. 1090 01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:42,798 I know I let personal things get in the way of my job... 1091 01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:45,695 - ...but it'll never happen again. - Superstar, we got him. 1092 01:31:45,901 --> 01:31:48,962 - All's well that ends well, okay? - Hey, Jonah. 1093 01:31:49,204 --> 01:31:50,797 You suck!! 1094 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:52,269 Have a nice death, pig. 1095 01:31:52,508 --> 01:31:53,703 You wanna spit at us again? 1096 01:31:53,942 --> 01:31:58,471 I will take you down so fast, you got no idea, you fucking freak. 1097 01:31:58,714 --> 01:32:00,740 Mikey, let's clear it up and get out of here. 1098 01:32:00,949 --> 01:32:04,442 - Kevin, you wanna ride with him? - Let me do it, Lonny. 1099 01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:11,225 - Yeah, you fucking pig! - Fucking pig! 1100 01:32:17,399 --> 01:32:19,732 Well, I knew there was something weird about you. 1101 01:32:27,910 --> 01:32:30,106 What did you really think about my...? 1102 01:32:31,947 --> 01:32:34,348 Did you think my paintings were any good at all? 1103 01:32:40,022 --> 01:32:43,220 - Yeah, maybe. - I could have made it as an artist? 1104 01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:46,624 No, I don't know about that. 1105 01:32:50,866 --> 01:32:52,562 Hey. 1106 01:32:53,235 --> 01:32:54,965 So are you really the guy? 1107 01:32:55,170 --> 01:32:58,607 Jerome, look over here! Let me get a picture! Jerome! 1108 01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:17,511 Jerome. Visiting hours. 1109 01:34:21,223 --> 01:34:25,558 Should we judge an artist by what he does in his personal life? 1110 01:34:26,928 --> 01:34:29,022 If he's an anti-Semite, like T.S. Eliot... 1111 01:34:29,231 --> 01:34:32,395 ...or a bully, like Picasso... 1112 01:34:32,601 --> 01:34:34,832 ...or in this case, a murderer... 1113 01:34:35,771 --> 01:34:39,071 ...should his art have any less value? 1114 01:34:39,975 --> 01:34:41,341 I think not. 1115 01:34:41,543 --> 01:34:44,206 Look, if I wanna have a showing of this artist's work... 1116 01:34:44,413 --> 01:34:46,109 ...nobody has any right to stop me. 1117 01:34:46,314 --> 01:34:48,044 I'm fighting for First Amendment rights. 1118 01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:51,982 You're with me or you're a fucking Nazi, as far as I'm concerned. 1119 01:34:52,187 --> 01:34:54,349 What? Why can't I say that? 1120 01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,693 We didn't even know it was a documentary at first, but then... 1121 01:35:00,062 --> 01:35:03,499 ...you know, it just sort of all came together. 1122 01:35:03,699 --> 01:35:07,932 I mean, that's the way I like to work. Finding my way as I go along. 1123 01:35:08,136 --> 01:35:10,537 No, I don't think I'd ever sell it. 1124 01:35:10,739 --> 01:35:13,538 Jerome was always so passionate about his art. 1125 01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:17,706 It's really unfortunate what happened... 1126 01:35:17,913 --> 01:35:22,009 ...but, I mean, I always knew he'd be a famous artist someday. 1127 01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:24,412 I just wanna do what's best for my client. 1128 01:35:24,619 --> 01:35:26,850 Why don't you trust Jerome to know what's best? 1129 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:30,048 And what's best for Jerome is to stay for as long as possible... 1130 01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:31,851 ...followed by a lengthy trial. 1131 01:35:32,094 --> 01:35:34,290 I have more than enough evidence to get him out. 1132 01:35:34,529 --> 01:35:39,024 - This case should not even go to trial. - Where the fuck did they find you? 1133 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,669 Jerome needs a lawyer who understands what to do... 1134 01:35:41,870 --> 01:35:44,066 ...when a situation like this presents itself. 1135 01:35:44,306 --> 01:35:47,367 I am very close to the family. I went to school with Hugh Platz. 1136 01:35:47,609 --> 01:35:49,202 That's real nice. Now, look.... 1137 01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:52,074 You know how many paintings I can sell for your client... 1138 01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,908 ...while this is going on? 1139 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:58,185 Jerome. How's my boy? 1140 01:35:58,386 --> 01:36:01,151 - How's the work coming? - It's fine. 1141 01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,951 Can't believe how many people are calling about you. 1142 01:36:04,159 --> 01:36:06,526 - I had to cut off the waiting list. - Great. 1143 01:36:07,729 --> 01:36:09,721 Jerome, I just wanna let you know... 1144 01:36:09,965 --> 01:36:13,163 ...if you change your mind, we can get you out of here. 1145 01:36:13,835 --> 01:36:17,636 I know, I know. But we've been through all this. 1146 01:36:20,842 --> 01:36:22,401 Are these my only visitors? 1147 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:28,476 Jerome, you get a chance to call the guy from Artforum? 1148 01:36:28,717 --> 01:36:32,119 He wants to talk. Also, did you take a moment to look at those papers? 1149 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,050 I need you to sign the yellow one. 1150 01:36:35,190 --> 01:36:37,989 Keep your chin up, Jerome. We all love you. 1151 01:36:38,226 --> 01:36:41,162 - All right. - I'll call you tonight. 1152 01:36:58,079 --> 01:36:59,479 Hi. 1153 01:37:06,188 --> 01:37:07,486 Hey. 1154 01:42:18,133 --> 01:42:20,967 - Can we go now? - Cut. 90791

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