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I am a genius.
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I am the greatest artist
of the 20th century.
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My name is Pablo Picasso.
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I pretty much invented modern art.
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And I do weird, abstract paintings...
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...even though I can paint totally
realistic, if I wanted to.
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Also, even though
I'm super short and bald...
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...I am able to have sex
with any beautiful woman I want...
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...just because I'm so great.
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Come here.
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Look.
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- Pretty good.
- Thanks.
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Some day, if you get famous,
this can be worth a lot of money.
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You're wasting your time, Jerome.
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You gotta set your sights
on a more realistic girl.
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Shit, here comes Stoob.
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Hey, pencil-prick, thanks for helping
me with that poster for Erikson's class.
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- He said I was a natural artist.
- A natural scam artist.
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Got that right, queer-bait.
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What's this?
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- Are you jacking off in school now?
- It's a college brochure, you moron.
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What college has a naked chick
for a teacher?
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She's an art model, you stupid ape.
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Hey. You're all right, Platz.
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I don't know, Jerome. It just seems
a little too good to be true.
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Don't you think?
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Fucking shit!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's based on the whole thing
with the campus murder, but--
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Hell no, it ain't
no boring-ass documentary.
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Look, forget that shit, okay?
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Yeah, fucking A, there's gonna
be tons of action, are you kidding me?
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- You're an art major?
- Yeah. Drawing and painting.
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- What are you guys?
- I'm fashion. He's film, I guess.
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Are you for real?
You're shitting me, right?
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- Well, yeah.
- God, this is so depressing.
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- Why, what's wrong?
- I just really, really miss my girlfriend.
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One hundred percent.
Yeah, you won't be sorry.
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I love you too, Grandpa. Yes!
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Yes! I'm so fucking pumped!
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- I'm Vince.
- Hi. Jerome. How are you?
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- What's your name again?
- Matthew.
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God, I'm so fucking jazzed.
I get to make my movie.
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That's fantastic.
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- You guys freshmen?
- Yeah.
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- You a sophomore?
- Junior.
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It's all right.
You listen to me, you'll be okay.
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Why do you still live in the dorm?
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A lot of juniors still live in the dorm.
What's wrong with that?
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That guy's some hot shit
sculpture major.
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I have never seen
so many beautiful girls.
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This is nothing. Dude,
you should've seen last year's crop.
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Enrollment's way off
since the murders.
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- What murders?
- You're shitting me, right?
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I heard about it. Somebody killed
a guy on campus, or whatever.
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Yeah. Three people
in the neighborhood since March.
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You're fucking with me. You've never
heard about the Strathmore Strangler?
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He killed a guy, like, 10 days ago.
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- Are you from out of state?
- The suburbs.
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Then you have no excuse.
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What about Richard Natwick?
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- Jesus.
- Sorry, I don't really follow the news.
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Okay, I'm gonna give you the story--
You gotta pay attention.
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Because this story is huge.
This is, like, national news, man.
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I'm listening.
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Just after the first murder,
there's this guy, Richard Natwick.
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He's, like, some second-year
painting major.
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Does these stupid-ass
word paintings.
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He has a show at the student center.
Cops send some guys to check it out.
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But they're not used to
this kind of artsy bullshit, right?
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- Fucking--
- Cut your shit.
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Get used to being bent over, prick.
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So then a couple of professors
freak out.
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And before you know it,
he's like a fucking martyr.
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Art is not a crime! Art is not a crime!
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Of course, it turns out
he's completely innocent.
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And the cops have to totally eat shit.
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- So, what happened to him?
- He had his 15 minutes of fame.
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Then he got hurt real bad in
some crazy-ass performance art thing.
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Okay...
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...hit the juice.
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Anyway, you gotta read my script.
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I mean, it's all in there.
It's totally huge.
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So, what, you don't get the paper
in the suburbs?
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I mean, for all they know,
the killer could be from the suburbs.
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Those cops, they don't know shit.
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So, what, you're a drawing major?
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Yeah. Drawing and painting.
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That's awesome.
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I hear you guys get to see
tons of naked vagina.
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Okay, Leslie.
Time to work your magic.
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First pose, people.
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We're gonna hit
the ground running.
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Okay, first pose.
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I don't have any particular wisdom
to impart to you people, except this:
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These four words:
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Don't have unrealistic expectations.
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If you wanna make money,
better drop out right now.
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Go to banking school
or website school.
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Anywhere but art school.
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And remember,
only one out of 100 of you...
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...will ever make a living as an artist.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Ah, Lorenzo.
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No. Absolutely, yes--
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Sandy, can I get a break up here?
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Take a break. Five minutes.
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Are you kidding? I would absolutely
love to have you look at it.
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No, because I feel like I've really
turned a corner with this latest series.
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In January?
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sure I could.
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I mean, I don't think my plate
is completely full.
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Well, I'd be happy....
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No, of course not.
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Hi.
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- Really pretty, what you're doing.
- I gotta go.
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Jesus.
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Why are the people in these freshman
classes exactly the same every year?
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Look.
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You got the vegan holy man.
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The boring blowhard.
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- The angry lesbian.
- Professor?
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Professor? Professor?
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And here, you got kiss-ass.
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I wanted to tell you that I looked up
some of your paintings on the Internet.
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- I thought they were really terrific.
- You get an "A" for the class.
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And Mom.
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I feel that I am finally about to ripen.
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Artistically.
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Mom's youngest just left the nest...
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...so she's ready to explore
her creative side.
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How do you know all this stuff?
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Because I'm a living cliché
just like the rest of these guys.
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I'm the guy who keeps dropping out
and changing majors...
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...because he's afraid
he really sucks at everything.
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So who am I?
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I don't know.
I haven't figured you out yet.
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Jesus.
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Who's the weirdo?
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Professor? Professor?
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Professor Okamura?
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What is your attendance policy
for this class?
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I...
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...don't...
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...care...
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...if you come to class or not.
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This is ready for the kiln.
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Let me see if I got this right:
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You're the guy
that never got laid in high school.
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So you came here
to try to bone your way through...
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...an endless lineup of art skanks.
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Not exactly. I mean,
I really do wanna be an artist.
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A great artist, you know, if possible.
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Which enables you to bone your way
through a lineup of art skanks.
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So why wait, man?
Art school's like a pussy buffet.
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I don't want just any girl.
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All right.
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There she is.
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There is the beautiful beatnik
art chick of your dreams.
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- Yeah, so?
- So ask her to borrow something.
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It's the easiest thing in the world.
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Want me to teach you?
Daddy will bring you there.
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- Jesus....
- Come on.
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Hi....
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Do you think I could borrow
your pencil?
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Why?
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- What for?
- Doesn't matter, it was a stupid idea.
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Oh, my God.
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You have the most beautiful eyes.
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You have to let me
take a picture of them.
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Okay.
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How about pizza?
Do you wanna go get pizza?
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The only trouble with that is all those
beatnik chicks are totally insane.
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Look, what you really want is a nice,
innocent, suburban girl.
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Some freshman chick
who hasn't been corrupted yet.
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Stay out of that cave, Koala Bear.
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There's snakes and bats.
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Don't be silly, Pepper.
I'm not afraid of a little snake.
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You know, come to think of it,
they're all insane.
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Just find yourself some nympho slut
and get it over with.
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Excuse me.
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Can you help me get this off?
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I want you to know,
I definitely don't have AIDS.
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I've been tested, like, 40 times,
so I know it for a fact.
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Keep the fucking kid quiet,
you motherfucking asshole!
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It's just my old man.
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Are you serious?
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You've never been laid before?
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It just hasn't worked out yet.
I have very high standards.
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Man, I gotta take you out
whore-busting some night.
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We gotta remedy this situation
before it gets any worse.
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Maybe you have issues
that make it difficult...
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...to feel comfortable
with your own sexuality.
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Could be, I guess.
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You guys know what
whore-busting is, right?
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You leave the money on the dresser,
fuck the whore and go to sleep.
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You wake up, not only is your money
still there, but she's left you a tip.
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It's the fucking
greatest deal ever, man.
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Crackheads aren't so good.
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Their tip is a little glass pipe
and a piece of tinfoil.
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You don't want that shit. Get a nice
call girl or something, you know?
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You fuck a lot of chicks, Matthew?
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Yeah, I figured, man.
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Fashion, and all that shit. Models....
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Crack whores, call girls, strippers....
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We could bust some strippers
together, that'd be fucking awesome.
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What is art?
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Is this art?
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Or this?
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Or this?
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Who's that?
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Ignore that. That's a mistake.
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Hamlet. War and Peace.
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"Beethoven's 9th". Guernica.
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These are works which hold as much
emotional resonance today...
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...as they did at the time
of their creation.
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What makes a work of art timeless?
What qualities must it possess?
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- Yes?
- Everything on your list...
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...was done by a dead white male.
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I noticed that too.
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To be clear, they were not yet dead
when they created those works.
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You're just playing into
the patriarchy.
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The history of art is largely about
the implementation of masculinity.
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- That is such bullshit.
- Part of some Darwinian imperative.
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Most artists become artists
because...
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...they have no way
to attract a mate.
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I hardly think
I'm the first to point out...
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...that the vast preponderance
of artists are, shall we say...
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...physiologically deficient
in some way.
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Dribble the ball, Hurst!
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Please don't yell.
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- Going to Marvin Bushmiller's talk?
- Yeah, are you?
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We better get there early.
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It's weird how he's so famous.
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I used to see him around Strathmore
when I was a freshman.
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I saw his show at Broadway Bob's...
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...now he's on
the cover of Artforum.
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- Well, that's how it works.
- Platz! Get in there.
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Mr. Bushmiller, The New York Times
has called your work:
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"An expedition to the far contours
of an evolving techno-culture."
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With that in mind, where do you see
art headed in the 21st century?
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"Art" who?
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No, really, that's such...
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...a stupid question.
246
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,062
Why don't you
ask me something relevant.
247
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,565
Ask me how much money I have
in the bank, or....
248
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,803
Did you learn anything
at Strathmore?
249
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,704
Yes, I learned many things.
250
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,903
I learned that the faculty
is made up of old failures...
251
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,912
...who teach only because
they need the health insurance.
252
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,448
Present company excluded,
of course.
253
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,883
I was about to say.
254
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:54,051
David was too busy trolling the halls
for fresh meat to worry about health.
255
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,860
What advice would you give
to a young artist--
256
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,902
Shut up. There's only one question
any of you wanna ask.
257
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,871
You wanna know what it would take
to turn you into me.
258
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,709
Well, listen closely, because
I'm gonna give you the answer.
259
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,012
In order to be a great artist...
260
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,848
...you simply have to be
a great artist.
261
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,584
There's nothing to learn, so you're all
wasting your time. Go home.
262
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,526
Why are you such an asshole?
263
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,802
Now, that's a great question.
No, it really is.
264
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:41,568
I am an asshole
because that is my true nature.
265
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,467
Maybe it's everybody's true nature.
266
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,771
Every one of you looks like
a fucking asshole, but who knows?
267
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,915
The difference between
you and me is that...
268
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,950
...I have gained the freedom
to express my true nature.
269
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,485
And what could be more beautiful
than truth and freedom?
270
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,231
Another day, another dollar.
271
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,564
Hello, Larry.
272
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,201
Oh, by the way...
273
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,675
...are you and Lois gonna be free
the night of January 18th?
274
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,811
How the hell should I know?
275
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,247
Well, I have to do
this little gallery thing.
276
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,353
Lorenzo Massengale
has been torturing me...
277
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:32,849
...to put my new series of paintings
in his new space...
278
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:37,520
...and I just thought maybe you
and Lois would want an invitation.
279
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,996
I think I'm busy that night, Sandiford.
280
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,508
Here, I stopped off at Broadway Bob's.
You're welcome.
281
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,008
I thought Broadway Bob's
was an art gallery or something.
282
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,513
It's a very famous shithole
run by an obnoxious windbag...
283
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,687
...who takes credit for the career
of every half-talented monkey...
284
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,516
...who ever took a class
at Strathmore.
285
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,351
But the coffee's good.
286
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,523
Hello, Lorenzo, it's Sandy.
287
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:13,792
Just wanted to make sure
you got the slides and....
288
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:18,034
You don't need to call me,
because I have a class starting.
289
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:21,332
So I will call you afterwards.
290
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,975
Thanks. Bye.
291
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,844
Sorry I'm late.
292
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,908
Hello, dear.
293
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,650
Looks like this is our lucky day.
294
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,151
I'm sorry, Sandy,
I'm just dying for a cigarette.
295
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,387
Yes, absolutely.
Five-minute break.
296
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,296
I'm gonna go to the john.
297
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,201
Let me borrow this.
298
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:35,602
All right.
299
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,833
She smiled at you, how sweet.
300
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,537
You've seen her before?
Who is she?
301
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:15,204
Don't get your hopes up.
She's prime real estate, my friend.
302
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:16,939
Hey, faggots.
303
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,145
What a cute couple.
304
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,276
I think they like us.
305
00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:25,619
- Is she a student or just a model?
- Can we forget about her for a minute?
306
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,522
We're about to have
a life-changing experience here.
307
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,634
Jimmy, it's Bardo.
308
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,608
Brought someone over to meet you.
309
00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,917
I got a bottle of Slivovitz here.
310
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:04,120
It's 80 proof, made in Poland,
imported by--
311
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,732
Boys, welcome.
312
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:22,274
I'm afraid you've interrupted me
in the middle of one of my shows.
313
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:23,978
This is Jerome.
314
00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:27,076
Hi, nice to meet you.
Thank you for having us.
315
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,818
A pleasure.
316
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,384
Isn't this a great place?
317
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,525
Jimmy's got rent control.
318
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:47,931
So Jerome here...
319
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,006
...wants to be a great artist, Jimmy.
320
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,244
How terrific.
321
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:59,848
Jerome, are you exceptionally skilled
as a cocksucker?
322
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,685
It wasn't a rhetorical question.
323
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:06,518
Are you a great artist
when it comes to fellatio?
324
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,130
No.
325
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,858
No, I guess not.
326
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,929
Well, that's no good.
327
00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:25,544
So who do you like?
328
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,978
Who's your favorite artist, Jerome?
329
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,894
- Maybe Picasso.
- I see.
330
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,494
Very good.
331
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,728
Our old friend...
332
00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:48,491
..."pick-asshole."
333
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,297
The nasty little dwarf
who went his whole life...
334
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,666
...without a single original thought.
335
00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,043
I presume you're joking, right?
336
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,576
Jimmy's a Strathmore grad.
337
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,780
Just look at me now.
338
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,084
Just think, Jerome.
One day, this could all be yours.
339
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,351
You're going places, young man.
I can feel it.
340
00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:18,928
But you need to take some lessons
in sucking cock and licking ass.
341
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:23,091
Otherwise, you might find yourself
rotting away in some shithole...
342
00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:28,130
...postponing suicide for the slim
chance that you might one day...
343
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:32,072
...possibly see some glorious plague
or pestilence...
344
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,510
...bring horrible suffering
to your hateful species.
345
00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,117
What are you smiling about?
346
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,258
Laugh away, laughing boy!
347
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:49,455
I will stomp your guts
till they shoot out your ass!
348
00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:53,258
I will bury you alive
and shit on your grave!
349
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,271
Okay, boys. Show's over.
350
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,914
I have to get back
to my masturbation.
351
00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:19,959
Isn't Jimmy great?
352
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,753
Yeah, definitely.
353
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,502
Self-portrait.
354
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,639
Starting next week...
355
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:42,543
...I will be selecting the most effective
work from each session...
356
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,808
...and placing it in the hall gallery.
357
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,316
- Which gallery?
- It's on this floor.
358
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,490
- Down at the end of the hall.
- By the men's toilet?
359
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,019
Yes.
360
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,190
Now, let's get started on these.
361
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,795
Who wants to comment?
362
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,899
I like Flower's drawing.
363
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,496
- Yeah. Me too.
- It seems like she's trying to do...
364
00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:07,366
...something more
than just draw herself.
365
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,474
It's more about
the process of drawing.
366
00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:19,076
All right. Does anything else up here
command your attention?
367
00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:27,660
Does anyone have anything more
to say on Flower's piece?
368
00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,331
Yes, Jerome?
369
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,593
- Nothing.
- Well, "nothing" doesn't exist...
370
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:40,568
...in this classroom.
What are you thinking?
371
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,235
We're waiting, Jerome.
372
00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:50,813
I don't know. It just--
373
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,750
It looks like a lame
Cy Twombly imitation to me.
374
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,422
It looks like she did it
in about two minutes.
375
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:00,723
That is such bullshit.
376
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:03,623
Because her drawing isn't perfect,
it's automatically bad?
377
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,559
At least it has humanity.
378
00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,198
Yeah, totally.
379
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,267
Jerome, your drawing looks like
it was done by a machine.
380
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,839
Whereas Flower's....
381
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,337
Flower's is full of playfulness and....
382
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,840
Yeah, like, humanity.
383
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:22,108
What's so great about humanity?
384
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:26,377
Humans are a bunch of jerks.
I hope a plague wipes out the species.
385
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,248
- What is your problem?
- Jesus Christ, Jerome.
386
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,585
Okay, that's enough.
387
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:36,284
This is a required assignment.
I have to give it to you.
388
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:41,058
And, Flower, it is certainly
not worth crying about, okay?
389
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,544
Hey, man.
390
00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,216
I agree with you 100 percent.
391
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,921
I think the entire human race should
be wiped off the face of the earth.
392
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,984
Oh, I didn't really mean-- I was just--
393
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,058
You don't have to apologize.
394
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,025
I'm totally with you on this.
395
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,564
So this is the hall gallery.
396
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,272
Hey.
397
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,035
You guys have to come
to my opening tonight.
398
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:29,577
You were really an asshole
in class today.
399
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,282
Hey. You guys.
400
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:39,119
So are we gonna go see
Shilo's opening?
401
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:42,760
- How did she ever get a gallery show?
- It's totally meaningless.
402
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,397
Any idiot could sign up
for a student gallery.
403
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:47,794
Oh, my God.
404
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,297
What?
405
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:54,862
I didn't notice that.
We gotta go.
406
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,477
Great work, Shilo.
407
00:33:25,738 --> 00:33:27,070
Hey.
408
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:30,632
Do you know this girl?
409
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,339
Yeah. We had her as a model.
Remember?
410
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,141
But do you know who she is?
Do you know her name?
411
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,179
You are such a prick.
412
00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:46,917
What? You can't say anything nice
about my photos?
413
00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:51,395
- Hi.
- Hi.
414
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,997
That came out really good.
415
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,800
- Thank you.
- Shilo.
416
00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,368
What?
417
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,366
Oh, hi. I'm Audrey, by the way.
418
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,041
So is that your real name?
419
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:07,043
Or are you just obsessed with Audrey
Hepburn like every art school chick?
420
00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,010
I was named after an old cartoon.
421
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,684
Another ironic pop culture reference.
422
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,911
She's a keeper.
423
00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,818
- Hey.
- God, do you know that guy?
424
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,921
- No. I thought he was your friend.
- No way.
425
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,396
Oh, you're the guy
from Sandy's class.
426
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,731
I have such a bad memory for faces.
I'm sorry.
427
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:36,204
That's okay. I'm Jerome.
428
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,604
I was thinking about you today.
429
00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:40,973
I saw an old photo
of Marie-Thérèse Walter...
430
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,581
...and it looked just like the way
that you drew me.
431
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,145
She's one of the women
who modeled for Picasso.
432
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,448
I know just the picture
you're talking about.
433
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:53,057
You do?
434
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,287
Let's get out of here.
435
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,124
What? I said I liked your photos.
436
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:06,104
- You didn't have to do that.
- It's okay.
437
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,139
I couldn't bear to watch you
get cornered by that creep again.
438
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:15,074
Well, I have to get going anyway.
I'm kind of making the rounds tonight.
439
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:20,650
Really?
Well, maybe sometime we could--
440
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,378
I have to go to
a Donald Baumgarten show.
441
00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,457
Oh, I know who he is.
He's an old pop art guy, right?
442
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,820
Yeah, he's really good. He's great.
443
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,326
He's absolutely awful.
But I can't get out of it.
444
00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,394
Do you wanna go with me?
445
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:43,802
Come on, please.
I hate to take the subway by myself.
446
00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:47,104
Especially with that weirdo
out there strangling everybody.
447
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,578
A little bit. Well, my parents go a lot.
448
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,247
Hi.
449
00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,652
Audrey, I was afraid
you weren't coming.
450
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,951
So how's it going?
451
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:05,029
Well, I think I might have sold
two of the small ones.
452
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:08,223
- The ones you hate.
- I like them just fine. You know that.
453
00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:10,527
Just not as much
as the big, blue ones.
454
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,198
I know.
455
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,566
Daddy, this is Jerome.
456
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,468
Jerome is a big fan of yours.
I brought him to meet you.
457
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,474
Jerome, this is Donald Baumgarten.
458
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,814
Wow. I'm a big fan of yours, sir.
It's really a pleasure.
459
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,211
My pleasure, son.
460
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:29,445
Daddy, I hate to do this,
but I don't think we can stay.
461
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:33,353
Jerome has to meet someone
at another party, and we're late, so--
462
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:38,857
- Will I see you on Sunday?
- I'll call you.
463
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:46,263
I can't believe you grew up
with a dad like that.
464
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:49,164
He's a famous artist.
465
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:52,477
He's hardly a famous artist.
466
00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:54,742
It's really heartbreaking.
467
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:57,679
He should've given up, like,
30 years ago.
468
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,078
God, I am starving.
469
00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:01,082
- Should we go eat somewhere?
- Sure.
470
00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:03,118
Have you ever heard
of Broadway Bob's?
471
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,019
So why are you a model?
Just for the money?
472
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,062
Oh, yeah. I make a fortune.
473
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,926
My God, is that who I think it is?
474
00:37:16,168 --> 00:37:17,602
He's always here.
475
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:20,773
That table is practically reserved
for post-minimalists.
476
00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:23,272
This is where everybody gets
their first big show.
477
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,502
It's like the launching pad
from Strathmore to the real world.
478
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:30,614
- How do they pick who gets a show?
- They go to the surveys and all that.
479
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,552
What's the matter?
Don't you love me anymore?
480
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,847
When's the last time
you came to see me?
481
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:39,423
Jerome, this is Broadway Bob.
482
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:41,315
- How you doing?
- Hi.
483
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,256
Bob knows everybody.
484
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:49,527
Every artist you can think of
had their first show in this place.
485
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,671
Bushmiller, Naugle, Bilbo,
you name it.
486
00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:55,773
The minute they get famous,
they got no time for me, right?
487
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:59,635
Hey! I told you to stop hassling
my customers!
488
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:02,405
Hector! Fucking Brown Shirts.
489
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,411
What are you doing?
490
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,247
- Good to see you.
- Bye.
491
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,216
- Tell your father I said hi.
- Okay.
492
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,981
- Hey. Excuse me.
- Yeah, what?
493
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,716
You wanna help me out?
I got two homeless fucks outside...
494
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:17,953
...that panhandle all day.
They bother my customers outside.
495
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,792
This kid's not a serial killer.
Look at that guy out there.
496
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:23,491
- Just get the fuck out.
- All right, let's go.
497
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,762
- Your coffee sucks.
- Go to Starbucks.
498
00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:28,400
Who's this?
499
00:38:32,244 --> 00:38:35,612
- Jerome, this is Candace.
- Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
500
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,946
Audrey and I used to bump cunts.
501
00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:41,914
Just kidding.
502
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,688
But little Audrey doesn't wanna play
with me anymore, does she.
503
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:51,692
What do you think
of these paintings?
504
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,560
They're okay.
I mean, they're not the most--
505
00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:56,962
They're Candace's paintings.
506
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:01,067
- They're really good.
- Where do you find them, Audrey?
507
00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:05,870
Anyway, thanks to this little exhibit,
I'll get a spring show at the Haberman.
508
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,806
- That's really great. Congratulations.
- I know. Golly gosh!
509
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,042
- You. Get over here.
- Later, kids.
510
00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:18,181
What's this I hear about a show at
Haberman? You gotta let me know....
511
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,719
So, what do you wanna do, Jerome?
512
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:26,761
I wanna be the greatest artist
of the 21st century.
513
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,434
Oh, I just meant,
"What do you wanna do now?"
514
00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:32,934
I should probably get home.
515
00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:36,107
- I'm stupid--
- No, no, I think it's great.
516
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:39,609
I think you really could be
a great artist.
517
00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:42,042
You have the right kind of...
518
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:43,715
...energy.
519
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,055
- You won't believe--
- Did you hear the news?
520
00:39:57,262 --> 00:40:00,630
- No, but guess where I was?
- The strangler got another one.
521
00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:04,132
Some poor schmuck on his way to
the subway. I got a major rewrite to do.
522
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,503
- I was on the subway tonight.
- You're lucky to be alive.
523
00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:11,768
- Anyway, guess what I was doing.
- Smoking pole?
524
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:15,310
No, I was on a date with the most
beautiful girl in the whole school.
525
00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,949
All right. Can I smell your finger?
526
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,418
Look.
527
00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:30,955
No shit.
528
00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:35,261
- Nice.
- Yeah. She thinks I'm a great artist.
529
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:38,062
You fucking snake.
What the fuck are you doing here?
530
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,499
Did you already pop her?
531
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:42,935
No, I....
532
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:49,442
- You know, we just met--
- Man, if she was my girlfriend...
533
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,777
...I would be pounding that shit
day and night.
534
00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,814
November 28th.
535
00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,222
November 28th.
536
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,155
Try and keep that date...
537
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,524
...in your tiny, little,
drug-addled brains.
538
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:09,826
That is the date of
the post-Thanksgiving assessment...
539
00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,095
...where you'll put up all your work...
540
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:15,103
...and a bunch of us professors
are gonna sneak in...
541
00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:19,870
...behind your backs
and give you a grade.
542
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:25,073
However, that is but a mere prelude
to this day:
543
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,650
December 19th.
544
00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:33,287
December 19th is the final survey
where you will receive...
545
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:37,088
...your one-and-only official grade
for this class...
546
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:40,823
...provided, of course, you all
haven't been murdered by then.
547
00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:47,201
I heard the final survey
is where big-shot gallery owners...
548
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,964
...show up to troll for new talent.
549
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,734
I wouldn't worry about that
too much right now.
550
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:54,037
This could be a big break
for somebody.
551
00:41:54,246 --> 00:41:58,877
But this is not Schwab's drugstore.
You are definitely not Lana Turner.
552
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:02,612
- What does that mean?
- It means you children are too young...
553
00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,517
...to be worrying about that.
554
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:08,160
Now, Eno, why haven't you
been doing the assignments?
555
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,728
Frankly, I find them constricting
and largely irrelevant.
556
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,162
My work has nothing to do
with form or light or color...
557
00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:19,236
...but with questioning the nature
of aesthetic experience.
558
00:42:21,473 --> 00:42:22,873
I'll buy that.
559
00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:26,909
- Jonah, what about you?
- I'll bring something next time. Sorry.
560
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,614
I also heard that the student
with the best grade...
561
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:33,649
- ...gets a show at Broadway Bob's.
- That's been known to happen, yes.
562
00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:37,550
Professor Okamura said no one in
your class ever got the best grade.
563
00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:44,228
Well, Larry seems to care about
that kind of thing a lot more than I do.
564
00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:49,560
And Larry has a tendency to live
vicariously through his students...
565
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,431
...which I find rather pathetic.
566
00:42:52,637 --> 00:42:55,266
I also heard they're cutting faculty,
and all the profs...
567
00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:58,671
...are shitting bricks trying to get
a student to the Broadway Bob show.
568
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,870
Actually. I'm too busy
concentrating on my own painting...
569
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,609
...to get involved with
any kind of faculty intrigue.
570
00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:10,448
Is it true Marvin Bushmiller got his
break when he got the best grade?
571
00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:27,871
Audrey.
572
00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:29,371
Hi.
573
00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,006
I just came in to get a coffee.
574
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,908
I have to model for
Professor Bogle's class at 6:30.
575
00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:38,049
Can I walk with you?
576
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,712
God, you're so polite. Sure.
577
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:50,790
Look at you.
578
00:43:50,996 --> 00:43:54,296
So content with your happy,
little lives.
579
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:57,936
But none of you know the taste
of true happiness...
580
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:02,073
...the happiness that
only death can bring.
581
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:07,268
I am hell on earth, personified!
582
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,847
What do you think?
Should I trim that last part?
583
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:24,520
How much longer you gonna be?
584
00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:26,662
It's up to the boss.
585
00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:31,034
See you later.
586
00:44:32,404 --> 00:44:35,499
Hey, hey, hey. You can't just leave.
587
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,510
What do you think
of the movie so far?
588
00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,676
- It's fine.
- Yeah. Thanks.
589
00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:47,046
She doesn't get this kind of stuff.
I wouldn't worry about it.
590
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,978
I gotta cram some love story
into this thing, man.
591
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:53,352
Those skags make up 50 percent
of the audience.
592
00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,760
You're missing the best part.
593
00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:05,934
Hey.
594
00:45:16,448 --> 00:45:17,916
Now...
595
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:21,280
...we're not gonna have any more
official assignments in this class.
596
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:26,151
Last week, I asked you to bring in
what you thought was your...
597
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,595
...best work of art, old or new. Okay?
598
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,526
And we're gonna use that work...
599
00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:37,362
...as a starting point to, hopefully,
help you become better artists.
600
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,130
"We live in a police state."
601
00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:44,403
Ain't that the truth.
602
00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:47,511
This is interesting.
603
00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:51,239
That's not finished, but I thought
the class might find it interesting...
604
00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:54,009
...to see the various stages
of my process.
605
00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,581
Indeed.
606
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,622
And what have we here?
607
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,669
- Who did this?
- That's mine.
608
00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,146
Where have you been all my life?
609
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,917
- What do we think of this work, class?
- It's so....
610
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,717
It's like, he figured out how to unlearn
all the typical art school bullshit.
611
00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:35,257
It's really great.
612
00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:40,488
It has the singularity of outsider art,
though the conscious rejection...
613
00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:43,759
...of spatial dynamics
could only come from an intimacy...
614
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,369
...with the conventions
of picture-making.
615
00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:47,698
Are you kidding me?
616
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,272
You look at--?
617
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:22,770
Professor Okamura, what are some
of your favorite Halloween memories?
618
00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:27,077
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
619
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,644
You want a drink? There's some
weird orange punch over there.
620
00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:34,011
- Yeah. That's really sweet. Thank you.
- Okay.
621
00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:44,726
Better get back there. You're about
to get cock-blocked by Joe College.
622
00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:46,659
How did you do that painting?
623
00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:49,357
It's like you've never seen
another painting before.
624
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,433
What the fuck?
625
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,734
My God, we look like
Bonnie and Clyde.
626
00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,805
Oh, thanks.
627
00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:03,846
Isn't it weird?
Look how perfectly we match.
628
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:09,710
- That's great.
- There's an empty seat over there.
629
00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,309
Looks like a duel.
630
00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,705
No? Comments?
631
00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:37,007
Jonah's seems totally original
and authentic.
632
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:39,741
And Jerome's just seems lame.
633
00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:43,784
It's pathetic. No offense.
634
00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:46,150
Yeah, it's like Jonah is tapping...
635
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:48,485
...into this total childhood innocence.
636
00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:51,993
He's got a whole way of seeing
that's completely outside the box.
637
00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:54,665
And Jerome is totally in the box,
you know?
638
00:48:54,866 --> 00:48:57,995
- Yeah. It sucks.
- You know, Jerome's is really--
639
00:48:58,202 --> 00:49:02,731
Okay, I think that's fine.
We shouldn't be too hard on Jerome.
640
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:07,208
Jerome's trying to do something
that is essentially impossible.
641
00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,280
He's trying to sing in his own voice...
642
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:12,780
...using someone else's
vocal chords.
643
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:13,902
I mean, it's the greatest.
He picks a completely random victim.
644
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,980
I mean, this chick was, like....
645
00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,343
She was, like,
a cashier or something.
646
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:23,112
- How do they know it's the same guy?
- Come on, it's obvious.
647
00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:25,722
There's a million clues.
For one thing, he always--
648
00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:28,791
- Okay, I believe you.
- Look at her.
649
00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:31,963
She was only 31 years old.
650
00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:35,664
I mean, it's like a goddamn miracle.
651
00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:37,867
Here I am, busting my nuts...
652
00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:40,561
...trying to find some female character
for my movie...
653
00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:43,435
...and this guy goes and drops
one right in my lap.
654
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,844
Murder?
655
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:49,913
Don't worry so much, man.
No one's gonna murder me.
656
00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:55,109
I don't want nothing
to happen to my best ho.
657
00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:58,118
The streets ain't safe no more.
Not since--
658
00:50:58,322 --> 00:50:59,415
Fuck you.
659
00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:03,458
You're just trying to keep me down,
and I am not your whore any more.
660
00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:09,195
I mean....
661
00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:13,772
I'm not your whore no more.
662
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,341
This is total shit, you know that?
663
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,245
No, I don't know that.
664
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:25,042
Come on. All of this "gangsta,"
"motherfucker" bullshit.
665
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:29,084
Why do you wanna regurgitate this
Hollywood crap for the zillionth time?
666
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:31,688
Don't you have anything original
to say?
667
00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:35,950
- I think I do.
- Then you need to say it.
668
00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:40,124
Because this is
completely worthless.
669
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:54,604
- Hello?
- Hi. It's Jerome Platz.
670
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:58,408
- Hey, Jerome Platz.
- Hey, I was just calling....
671
00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:00,515
To-- I've got--
672
00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:03,813
I've gotta go home for Thanksgiving,
and I was wondering...
673
00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:07,583
...if you had any plans, if, maybe,
you wanted to come with me....
674
00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:11,785
Unfortunately, I have to go up north
to visit my grandmother.
675
00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:14,328
- But that's really nice of you.
- No....
676
00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:16,262
Don't be silly.
677
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,800
Have a great time.
I'll talk to you soon.
678
00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,562
- Okay. Bye.
- Take care. Bye.
679
00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:39,449
I think maybe I'll go on tour
with Dominick's band this summer.
680
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:43,685
They're playing shows in the Midwest.
They need someone to sell T-shirts.
681
00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:45,386
Who's Dominick?
682
00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:48,532
This guy, who's friends
with Stacy's big brother.
683
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:51,396
- Forget about it.
- God, you are so unfair.
684
00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:54,902
Jerome gets to go to art school,
and I can't go on a summer trip.
685
00:52:55,106 --> 00:52:58,941
You gonna get a job doing paintings
somewhere once school's done?
686
00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:01,671
That's not really how it works.
687
00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:03,973
Who in their right mind would buy
your paintings?
688
00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:07,515
- Cynthia.
- God, you love Jerome more than me.
689
00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:09,647
You know what you gotta do?
690
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:12,857
Figure out who's the top guy in your
business and hook up with him.
691
00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:15,583
It's not what you do
so much as who you know.
692
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,093
That's how it is in my business,
and it's all about business.
693
00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:24,592
Yeah. Actually, I've kind of
made a connection already.
694
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:28,569
My girlfriend's dad
is kind of a famous artist, so....
695
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,605
- Your what?
- Hugh...
696
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,334
...help me get the rest of the pies
out of the oven?
697
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,781
We thought for sure
you were a homo.
698
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:58,435
My friend's granddaughter paints
little pictures on the shoes--
699
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:00,264
Oh, what do you call them?
700
00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:05,535
Anyhow, she paints pictures
of little animals and whatnot.
701
00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:09,940
And I believe the other children
pay her for it.
702
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,444
"Sneakers."
703
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,613
Isn't that what they call them?
704
00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:21,225
Anyhow, that's something
I thought you could do, Jeremy.
705
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:39,666
It's not that at all. It's just that,
I really felt that they were...
706
00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:44,747
...some of, really, the best things
I'd done in a very long time.
707
00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,440
And I'm just....
708
00:54:48,185 --> 00:54:50,347
And I'm just slightly...
709
00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:52,722
...surprised that....
710
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,156
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
711
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,830
I'm Helena Sandiford.
Sandy will be right with you.
712
00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:11,499
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate--
713
00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,470
No, I do. I do understand.
714
00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:19,277
No. Not at all.
715
00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:23,346
And I really appreciate
you looking at the slides.
716
00:55:24,055 --> 00:55:25,250
Yeah.
717
00:55:25,456 --> 00:55:26,651
And you.
718
00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:28,291
Bye.
719
00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:31,958
Go fuck yourself, Lorenzo!
720
00:55:48,245 --> 00:55:49,577
Those are mine, yes.
721
00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:52,311
They're really good.
722
00:55:53,117 --> 00:55:55,109
Yes, I rather like them.
723
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:59,484
Unfortunately, we're not
in the majority, Jerome.
724
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:04,123
Apparently, they're a little too "difficult"
for some people.
725
00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:07,690
So how long have you been
doing the triangles?
726
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,897
A long time.
727
00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:16,336
I was one of the first.
728
00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:19,676
So tell me, Jerome...
729
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,176
...what are you not getting
out of my class?
730
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,349
I don't know. I feel like...
731
00:56:25,316 --> 00:56:28,081
...I don't really know
what I'm doing and....
732
00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,217
Maybe I should be finding
my own style...
733
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,288
...or voice or something.
734
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,790
That is absolute bullshit.
735
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:39,828
What would an artist at your age
want with a style?
736
00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:45,065
What about Jonah?
He's got sort of a style.
737
00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:49,570
No, Jonah doesn't have a style.
He has a sort of "nowness."
738
00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,266
It's exciting. It's seductive.
739
00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:55,640
But that does not mean, Jerome...
740
00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:59,374
...that he is a better artist than you are.
Far from it.
741
00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,013
You're very similar to me.
742
00:57:02,219 --> 00:57:04,654
It is going to take you
a very long time...
743
00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,380
...to get where you're going.
744
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,059
Look, do you have any idea...
745
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,729
...how long it took me
to paint like this?
746
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:18,898
- No.
- Twenty-five years.
747
00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:23,496
Jerome, it is absolutely essential
at your age...
748
00:57:23,707 --> 00:57:26,802
...that you start to experiment
with all the arts...
749
00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:30,846
...all the philosophies
and all the lifestyles.
750
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:34,917
So, that's what you think I should do,
is try a bunch of different styles...
751
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,213
...and see where it takes me?
752
00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:41,415
Yes, yes and yes, Jerome.
753
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:45,619
- Okay.
- I have seen so many young artists...
754
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:50,564
...get locked into
this incredibly rigid way of thinking.
755
00:57:53,537 --> 00:57:55,768
So that's what I should try to do,
is experiment?
756
00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,210
Absolutely.
757
00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:04,678
And I am here to facilitate
that experimentation...
758
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:07,010
...in any way I can...
759
00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:10,211
...either in or out of the classroom.
760
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,683
Thank you, professor.
761
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,839
For the last time, come on, get out.
762
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,212
Get out of my building.
763
00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:35,331
He says they're all done.
We can go in now.
764
01:00:39,570 --> 01:00:41,163
Too experimental.
765
01:00:41,372 --> 01:00:43,170
You're all over the map.
766
01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:45,138
No focus.
767
01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:47,277
Hollow and derivative.
768
01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:49,504
You need to be yourself.
769
01:00:49,713 --> 01:00:51,341
What's up, Platz?
770
01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,347
- Hey.
- Hey.
771
01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:01,715
So are you going
to Marvin Bushmiller's opening?
772
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,319
No. I didn't even know about it.
773
01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:10,201
It might be an invite-only thing.
774
01:01:10,401 --> 01:01:12,632
It's probably done
through his gallery.
775
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:16,197
- I'm sure it'll be a total drag, anyway.
- When is it?
776
01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:18,336
I don't even know.
777
01:01:18,942 --> 01:01:20,342
- Hey.
- Hey.
778
01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,274
I can't believe it.
779
01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:26,382
I got an "A."
780
01:01:26,617 --> 01:01:28,085
Everybody got an "A".
781
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:32,086
It's a total scam to trick everybody
into feeling good about themselves.
782
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:35,487
Yeah, well, I never got better
than a "C" in my whole life.
783
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,024
That's hard to believe.
784
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:41,196
Yeah, well, guess I didn't go
to class too much.
785
01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:44,197
- I was too busy getting into trouble.
- Really.
786
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,398
Yeah, me too.
787
01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,332
No kidding.
788
01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:55,377
Did you grow up in the city?
789
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:59,748
Well, not right in the city.
790
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:03,479
But I came here all the time.
791
01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:06,521
All the fucking time.
Practically lived here.
792
01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:07,987
So...
793
01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,026
...how about it, dude?
794
01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:13,195
You got any deep, dark secrets
we should know about?
795
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:35,909
Forgive me!
796
01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:56,403
What the hell was that?
797
01:02:57,274 --> 01:03:00,506
Don't worry, it's a totally rough cut.
That's a temp score without--
798
01:03:00,711 --> 01:03:03,875
I thought you were gonna make
a nice little murder picture...
799
01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:09,110
...but, here, you got the worms
and the dancing....
800
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:13,154
- Did you like it?
- It's symbolism, Grandpa.
801
01:03:13,357 --> 01:03:17,761
And where are the guns?
I thought this was a shoot-them-up.
802
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,295
The guy's a strangler, Grandpa.
What am I supposed to do?
803
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,091
I want guns.
804
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,801
The movie is called,
The Strathmore Strangler.
805
01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,303
You want the strangler
to shoot people?
806
01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:33,041
I paid for a movie with guns.
807
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:38,277
Hello, Torsiello Gallery.
I can put you on the pre-waiting list.
808
01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:42,985
It's not working. Do it better.
809
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:47,082
Excuse me.
810
01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,156
We're closed.
811
01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:53,490
I heard that Mr. Bushmiller
was having a party tonight.
812
01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:55,359
And I was just wondering
if there was--
813
01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:57,295
Sorry. Invite only.
814
01:03:58,268 --> 01:04:02,171
I was gonna make up some elaborate
lie, but I decided to be honest.
815
01:04:02,406 --> 01:04:05,740
I'm desperate. I'm not crazy.
I won't even talk to Mr. Bushmiller.
816
01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,435
You see how busy I am here?
817
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,519
Please.
818
01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:20,451
Please.
819
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,192
Did you put any grenadine in this?
820
01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,292
I'm new to this. I'm sorry.
821
01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,496
I'd like a Martell.
822
01:04:35,706 --> 01:04:37,265
There you go.
823
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,907
I heard that Marvin needed some help,
so I figured, why not?
824
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,845
I'll have a....
825
01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:53,782
I'm just gonna take one of these.
826
01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:55,824
Just a Bud is fine.
827
01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,418
We have....
828
01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:00,761
Hoegaarden...
829
01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:02,557
...or Stella Artois.
830
01:05:05,836 --> 01:05:07,134
The first one.
831
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,278
You look pretty busy, so....
832
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:24,310
I drink Slivovitz, not Sambuca.
833
01:06:25,882 --> 01:06:27,544
You were right about art.
834
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,414
It's all about the cock-sucking.
835
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:35,558
It's not what you do,
but who you blow.
836
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,523
And even that's not enough.
837
01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:42,433
You don't even have a chance,
unless you're the most ruthless...
838
01:06:42,632 --> 01:06:44,533
...cold-blooded....
839
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,635
Jesus, I'm really sorry.
840
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,046
Have you heard about
the great man's latest masterpiece?
841
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,915
- No.
- Some of his finest work, I believe.
842
01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:07,557
Damn good stuff.
843
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:10,485
Who? The murderer?
844
01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,562
"The murderer"?
845
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,327
That's so disrespectful.
846
01:07:18,935 --> 01:07:21,461
Got a few victims for him,
if he's interested.
847
01:07:31,982 --> 01:07:33,575
Do you wanna see my paintings?
848
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,953
This is my humble tribute
to the great man.
849
01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:45,352
He doesn't simply reproduce reality,
like an ordinary idiot artist.
850
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:49,431
He courageously reshapes it
to suit his own needs.
851
01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:53,695
And why did our great artist
select these particular victims?
852
01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:55,670
Who can say?
853
01:07:57,474 --> 01:08:01,377
A real artist knows
when he's found his ideal subject.
854
01:08:04,514 --> 01:08:08,076
Perhaps, this one
was a dishonest cashier.
855
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:13,614
This one might have reminded him
of a domineering aunt.
856
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,390
And this one....
857
01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:22,189
Maybe he was just too stupid
to be allowed to live.
858
01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:28,571
All of humanity is too stupid to live.
859
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:32,609
Fuck them all.
860
01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:34,906
My boy.
861
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,874
I say, you can't do anything
really good...
862
01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:42,575
...until you truly don't care at all
if you live or die.
863
01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,153
Kill me right now.
I couldn't care less.
864
01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:50,755
It's only when every human misery
is just a big joke...
865
01:08:50,961 --> 01:08:53,590
...that you can finally get
some enjoyment out of this life.
866
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:56,198
I wish someone would kill me
right now.
867
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,427
- Do you want me to kill you?
- Go for it.
868
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:14,546
Well, I guess I'd better be going,
before I throw up on your rug again.
869
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:16,014
Wait.
870
01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,820
I wanna give you something.
871
01:09:48,084 --> 01:09:50,849
- What's this?
- A gift, from me to you.
872
01:09:53,924 --> 01:09:56,587
- No, I couldn't.
- You could.
873
01:09:57,027 --> 01:09:58,222
You could.
874
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,570
Let's see some ID.
875
01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:16,439
ID.
876
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,647
Are you drunk?
877
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:25,716
No.
878
01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,779
Well, look who's here.
879
01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:09,457
One of those.
Where the hell you been all week?
880
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,160
Been having a really hard time.
881
01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:15,329
Yeah?
882
01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:18,792
Well, you should just do
what I always do.
883
01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:22,631
Drop out, and start over again
next semester.
884
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,900
This is my third time,
soon to be my fourth.
885
01:12:27,911 --> 01:12:30,676
You don't understand. I'll never have
another chance like this.
886
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,371
I can't just...
887
01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:33,845
...start over.
888
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,479
I'll never find another Audrey.
889
01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:38,882
Don't start with this shit again.
890
01:12:39,089 --> 01:12:43,390
Every artist needs a subject,
and she's my perfect subject.
891
01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:46,654
- I can't let her slip through my fingers.
- Hey, come on.
892
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,264
Let's rescue these art chicks.
That's easy pickings.
893
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:52,595
If I can just come up with something
for that final survey...
894
01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:54,737
...she'll forget all about Jonah.
895
01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:59,069
- We're gonna miss our chance here.
- I just need to think of something.
896
01:12:59,275 --> 01:13:00,607
There they go.
897
01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,345
What can I do?
898
01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:13,150
You know, I think I just figured out
who you are.
899
01:13:13,356 --> 01:13:16,884
- Who?
- You're the class douche bag.
900
01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:20,524
Thanks for the beer.
901
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:54,764
Oh, please. You can't fall for every guy
who does a halfway-decent painting.
902
01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:56,489
I don't know.
903
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,462
There's something about him.
904
01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:02,969
You don't need any more boyfriends,
you need about 15 years of therapy.
905
01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:06,233
I thought you were all mad
for what's-his-name.... Jonah.
906
01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,539
Look...
907
01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:13,876
...when this one doesn't work out...
908
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:18,178
...you can always come
crawling back to me.
909
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:14,104
So, looks like you finally
got Jonah on the run.
910
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,370
- What do you mean?
- He was asking about...
911
01:15:16,579 --> 01:15:20,038
...some painting of yours.
You got a surprise for the final survey?
912
01:15:52,982 --> 01:15:54,416
What do you want?
913
01:16:00,390 --> 01:16:01,688
I need a big favor.
914
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,918
- I see you've come empty-handed.
- I know. I'm sorry.
915
01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:08,360
You must think
I'm the cheapest whore in town.
916
01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:13,659
I'll bring you a case of Slivovitz.
Whatever you want.
917
01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:16,465
I just-- I wanna buy
the rest of your paintings.
918
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,609
- They're not for sale.
- Please, just tell me what you want.
919
01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:22,472
- I don't want anything.
- I'm just fucking lost--
920
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:25,114
- I thought you were an artist.
- I am. I am.
921
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,544
You wanna be an artist
or an "aficionado"?
922
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,150
An artist.
923
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,617
What do you think
an artist cares about?
924
01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:34,688
Does he think all day
about fine wines...
925
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:38,724
...and black-tie affairs...
926
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,630
...and what he's gonna say
at the next after-dinner speech?
927
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,000
No.
928
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:56,337
He lives only for that narcotic moment
of creative bliss.
929
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:00,311
A moment...
930
01:17:00,516 --> 01:17:02,849
...that may come once a decade.
931
01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:06,216
Or never at all.
932
01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:09,548
You think I'm wrong?
933
01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:12,656
Fuck you.
934
01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,029
You know nothing at all
about anything.
935
01:17:19,569 --> 01:17:23,802
- Listen, I don't care about fine wines.
- Oh, I know what you want.
936
01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:29,001
If it was me, I'd get my way
by any means possible.
937
01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:32,512
I'd grab them by the balls,
and I'd never stop twisting.
938
01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:37,580
Once you're on top,
they're helpless.
939
01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:42,314
You've got them squirming
under the toe of your shoe.
940
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:49,762
Would you please put out
that goddamn cigarette...
941
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,662
...before you kill me
with your awful smoke!
942
01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:54,303
What about the paintings?
943
01:17:55,071 --> 01:17:57,631
I don't care, do whatever you want.
944
01:19:01,671 --> 01:19:04,732
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
945
01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:11,838
I have a confession to make.
946
01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,248
Yeah?
947
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,113
Forget it.
948
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,814
- No, what?
- Nothing. Forget I said anything.
949
01:19:20,022 --> 01:19:23,186
- What is it? Some boyfriend problem?
- What? Why?
950
01:19:24,594 --> 01:19:27,063
- I don't know. What is it?
- Why did you say that?
951
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:28,561
Do you think I'm gay?
952
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,092
- I don't know.
- Really?
953
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:37,065
Yeah. Maybe a little, I guess.
954
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:39,504
Yeah. Well, that's it.
955
01:19:39,709 --> 01:19:41,109
That's my confession.
956
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,871
I think I'm gay.
957
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:46,677
Okay.
958
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:50,148
Okay.
959
01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:12,504
I thought you said you were working.
960
01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:16,001
I am working.
I gotta have this done for Monday.
961
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,442
It looks fine, Jonah.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
962
01:20:19,649 --> 01:20:21,880
It's got a long way to go.
963
01:20:22,084 --> 01:20:25,020
What's gotten into you?
When you were working Narcotics...
964
01:20:25,221 --> 01:20:27,383
...you didn't spend your off-hours
smoking crack.
965
01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:31,152
And what about your son?
He misses his daddy.
966
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,386
Will you get off my ass for once?
967
01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:39,201
Lonny and the guys are here,
or are you too busy for them?
968
01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:57,185
Well, look who's here. How's
the Mona Lisa coming, Rembrandt?
969
01:20:57,386 --> 01:21:00,754
You're off duty, Jonah.
You don't gotta dress like a fruitcake.
970
01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:03,392
Yeah. It's good to see you guys too.
971
01:21:03,593 --> 01:21:05,494
How much longer is this gonna
go on, Lonny?
972
01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,857
I never see him anymore
since he became an artist.
973
01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:09,963
I'm just trying to do my job.
974
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,534
That's a good question, Marie.
So, what about it, superstar?
975
01:21:13,736 --> 01:21:16,205
Hey, we got the blow-ups
of the pictures you took.
976
01:21:16,405 --> 01:21:19,967
He used the same colors we found
on the glove of the first crime scene.
977
01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:21,837
I don't know about this guy Platz.
978
01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:25,071
He didn't live near the campus
when the first killings took place.
979
01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:28,911
He used to come to the city
all the time. He told me so himself.
980
01:21:29,118 --> 01:21:31,451
It would've helped
if you had taken a paint sample.
981
01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:35,050
You can't just monkey around
with a piece of art like that--
982
01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:38,888
"Piece of shit" is more like it.
You take a look at this fucking thing?
983
01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:40,893
Excuse me, Marie.
984
01:21:41,097 --> 01:21:44,625
We can't even question this asshole?
It's like he's making fun of us.
985
01:21:44,834 --> 01:21:48,930
I'm taking shit to this day
about that first weirdo you dragged in.
986
01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:50,868
I can't afford any more fuck-ups.
987
01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:56,369
I need better shit than this, Jonah.
988
01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:59,142
Listen to me, Gerry.
989
01:21:59,982 --> 01:22:01,416
Will you listen to me? Look....
990
01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,916
I know you're a genius,
but I'm a genius too.
991
01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:06,814
What are you, on vacation?
Move your ass.
992
01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:10,255
Look, this dyke is gonna make us
both a fortune, I'm telling you.
993
01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:11,950
I'm 100 percent on this one.
994
01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:15,661
Fine. Don't listen to me.
What do I care?
995
01:22:15,865 --> 01:22:18,528
Don't you ever call me again,
you ungrateful prick.
996
01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:37,112
Excuse me?
I'm in your Tuesday/Thursday class.
997
01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:39,488
Can I ask you a question?
998
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,856
So, there's this...
999
01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:48,998
...freshman survey tomorrow.
1000
01:22:49,899 --> 01:22:51,731
And you wanna know
what you can do...
1001
01:22:51,934 --> 01:22:55,530
...to land a big gallery contract
like Marvin Bushmiller.
1002
01:22:56,238 --> 01:22:58,673
No. Not exactly.
1003
01:22:58,908 --> 01:23:02,140
Perhaps you want a major
retrospective at the Metropolitan?
1004
01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:04,973
Actually, there's someone who....
1005
01:23:07,049 --> 01:23:09,143
I don't know. I want her to....
1006
01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:11,518
It's for a girl?
1007
01:23:11,721 --> 01:23:12,984
Yeah.
1008
01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:17,651
You wanna take the prize
so you can win the heart of a girl?
1009
01:23:18,060 --> 01:23:19,323
Yeah.
1010
01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:24,060
That's so exciting.
1011
01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:28,666
Think you could look at my paintings
and tell me if they're good enough?
1012
01:23:29,538 --> 01:23:30,938
No.
1013
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,934
But I'll be rooting for you.
1014
01:23:45,087 --> 01:23:46,521
Hey.
1015
01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:53,122
Think Jonah's getting any gash
on the side?
1016
01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:57,164
No. Marie's got him so pussy-whipped
it's not even funny.
1017
01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,639
Hey, hey.
1018
01:24:04,874 --> 01:24:07,708
That's our guy.
That's our guy, right there.
1019
01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:09,879
Will you look at him.
1020
01:24:10,079 --> 01:24:11,877
I ought to wring his neck
right now.
1021
01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:14,915
- What the fuck are we waiting for?
- He couldn't strangle a cat.
1022
01:24:15,117 --> 01:24:17,245
Fucking scumbag!
1023
01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:21,722
Where the fuck is Jonah?
Lonny told him to be on the guy's ass.
1024
01:25:23,385 --> 01:25:25,286
Jesus, that was disappointing.
1025
01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:27,719
Who are you trying to fool
with that badass stuff?
1026
01:25:27,923 --> 01:25:30,916
All that murder shit?
Totally September 10th, Jerome.
1027
01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:41,265
Jerome....
1028
01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:44,364
Have you seen Jonah?
1029
01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:47,171
No.
1030
01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,213
Don't despair, okay?
1031
01:25:50,412 --> 01:25:54,179
You call me over the break,
and we'll get you right back on track.
1032
01:25:54,383 --> 01:25:55,874
Okay?
1033
01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:21,240
Okay, you win.
1034
01:26:21,443 --> 01:26:23,378
It's all yours, so live it up.
1035
01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:25,675
- Jerome--
- You're the one out of 100...
1036
01:26:25,881 --> 01:26:29,340
...that goes on to fame and fortune.
I'm just another deluded asshole.
1037
01:26:29,552 --> 01:26:32,886
- These paintings--
- Fuck those paintings, and fuck you.
1038
01:26:33,088 --> 01:26:34,954
You have everybody fooled,
but not me.
1039
01:26:35,157 --> 01:26:38,787
You came up with a good gimmick,
your tough-guy, Joe Normal act...
1040
01:26:38,994 --> 01:26:42,658
...but your paintings are fucking
bullshit, and you know it.
1041
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:45,266
Well I still kicked your ass, didn't I?
1042
01:26:45,467 --> 01:26:48,062
Jonah, come on.
Where you been? We gotta go.
1043
01:26:48,270 --> 01:26:50,569
Jerome, wait here.
I wanna talk to you.
1044
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:52,605
You have to meet your public.
1045
01:26:53,943 --> 01:26:56,742
Marvelous work, Jonah.
1046
01:26:57,179 --> 01:26:59,341
Good job, Jonah.
1047
01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:29,811
Building burned up.
1048
01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:31,905
Everybody died.
1049
01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:39,083
Some asshole didn't put out
his cigarette.
1050
01:27:45,127 --> 01:27:46,686
This is it.
1051
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,685
What the fuck, Jonah.
1052
01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:17,657
Mikey, get your ass over here.
1053
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,055
Where's Jonah?
1054
01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:22,091
So?
1055
01:28:22,298 --> 01:28:24,790
What? This fucking nobody
is gonna stand me up?
1056
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,798
I gave him the message,
Mr. D'Annunzio.
1057
01:28:34,243 --> 01:28:37,077
Hey, come on.
Bob hates people being late.
1058
01:28:37,279 --> 01:28:39,111
I really gotta find Jerome.
1059
01:28:42,284 --> 01:28:43,547
Come on.
1060
01:28:45,587 --> 01:28:48,022
Don't shoot me, man! Don't shoot!
1061
01:29:06,909 --> 01:29:08,775
Police! Get down on the ground!
1062
01:29:09,378 --> 01:29:10,573
Face down!
1063
01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:15,374
Cut! What are you doing,
asshole, you ruined my best take!
1064
01:29:16,752 --> 01:29:19,586
My arm....
I think my arm is broken.
1065
01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:22,485
Well, that's great!
What in fuck's name do I do now?
1066
01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:24,220
Hey!
1067
01:29:24,426 --> 01:29:26,622
Where have you been?
1068
01:29:30,299 --> 01:29:31,528
What the hell is this?
1069
01:29:32,735 --> 01:29:34,795
What is this nonsense?
1070
01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:38,633
Let's go, hotshot.
Chief wants you right now, come on.
1071
01:29:39,641 --> 01:29:43,078
What are you thinking, huh?
You paying attention to me?
1072
01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:46,711
God, I'm a fucking idiot.
1073
01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:02,097
Did you see a portrait of me?
1074
01:30:02,297 --> 01:30:03,765
A really beautiful--
1075
01:30:04,299 --> 01:30:05,927
It was right here.
1076
01:30:06,502 --> 01:30:08,232
I chucked everything out back.
1077
01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:13,436
Police! Open the door!
I got a warrant!
1078
01:30:17,346 --> 01:30:18,974
Police! Don't try anything!
1079
01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:23,279
- Oh, Jesus.
- This isn't what you think.
1080
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:33,559
- Jerome Platz!
- Jerome Platz!
1081
01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,526
Jerome Platz! You in there?
1082
01:30:35,731 --> 01:30:37,563
- Jerome Platz!
- Hey, Jerome Platz!
1083
01:31:02,424 --> 01:31:05,053
Audrey, I know you
don't care about me...
1084
01:31:06,195 --> 01:31:07,823
...but maybe someday you'll--
1085
01:31:13,335 --> 01:31:17,670
Excuse me. Police business.
Clear the way, please. Excuse me.
1086
01:31:17,873 --> 01:31:19,432
Are we gonna have a problem?
1087
01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,509
Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
1088
01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:25,477
Go draw something, will you?
1089
01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:40,119
Lonny, I'm sorry.
1090
01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:42,798
I know I let personal things
get in the way of my job...
1091
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:45,695
- ...but it'll never happen again.
- Superstar, we got him.
1092
01:31:45,901 --> 01:31:48,962
- All's well that ends well, okay?
- Hey, Jonah.
1093
01:31:49,204 --> 01:31:50,797
You suck!!
1094
01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:52,269
Have a nice death, pig.
1095
01:31:52,508 --> 01:31:53,703
You wanna spit at us again?
1096
01:31:53,942 --> 01:31:58,471
I will take you down so fast,
you got no idea, you fucking freak.
1097
01:31:58,714 --> 01:32:00,740
Mikey, let's clear it up
and get out of here.
1098
01:32:00,949 --> 01:32:04,442
- Kevin, you wanna ride with him?
- Let me do it, Lonny.
1099
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:11,225
- Yeah, you fucking pig!
- Fucking pig!
1100
01:32:17,399 --> 01:32:19,732
Well, I knew there was something
weird about you.
1101
01:32:27,910 --> 01:32:30,106
What did you really think
about my...?
1102
01:32:31,947 --> 01:32:34,348
Did you think my paintings
were any good at all?
1103
01:32:40,022 --> 01:32:43,220
- Yeah, maybe.
- I could have made it as an artist?
1104
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:46,624
No, I don't know about that.
1105
01:32:50,866 --> 01:32:52,562
Hey.
1106
01:32:53,235 --> 01:32:54,965
So are you really the guy?
1107
01:32:55,170 --> 01:32:58,607
Jerome, look over here!
Let me get a picture! Jerome!
1108
01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:17,511
Jerome. Visiting hours.
1109
01:34:21,223 --> 01:34:25,558
Should we judge an artist
by what he does in his personal life?
1110
01:34:26,928 --> 01:34:29,022
If he's an anti-Semite,
like T.S. Eliot...
1111
01:34:29,231 --> 01:34:32,395
...or a bully, like Picasso...
1112
01:34:32,601 --> 01:34:34,832
...or in this case, a murderer...
1113
01:34:35,771 --> 01:34:39,071
...should his art
have any less value?
1114
01:34:39,975 --> 01:34:41,341
I think not.
1115
01:34:41,543 --> 01:34:44,206
Look, if I wanna have a showing
of this artist's work...
1116
01:34:44,413 --> 01:34:46,109
...nobody has any right to stop me.
1117
01:34:46,314 --> 01:34:48,044
I'm fighting
for First Amendment rights.
1118
01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:51,982
You're with me or you're a fucking
Nazi, as far as I'm concerned.
1119
01:34:52,187 --> 01:34:54,349
What? Why can't I say that?
1120
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,693
We didn't even know it was
a documentary at first, but then...
1121
01:35:00,062 --> 01:35:03,499
...you know, it just sort of
all came together.
1122
01:35:03,699 --> 01:35:07,932
I mean, that's the way I like to work.
Finding my way as I go along.
1123
01:35:08,136 --> 01:35:10,537
No, I don't think I'd ever sell it.
1124
01:35:10,739 --> 01:35:13,538
Jerome was always so passionate
about his art.
1125
01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:17,706
It's really unfortunate
what happened...
1126
01:35:17,913 --> 01:35:22,009
...but, I mean, I always knew
he'd be a famous artist someday.
1127
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:24,412
I just wanna do what's best
for my client.
1128
01:35:24,619 --> 01:35:26,850
Why don't you trust Jerome
to know what's best?
1129
01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:30,048
And what's best for Jerome
is to stay for as long as possible...
1130
01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:31,851
...followed by a lengthy trial.
1131
01:35:32,094 --> 01:35:34,290
I have more than enough evidence
to get him out.
1132
01:35:34,529 --> 01:35:39,024
- This case should not even go to trial.
- Where the fuck did they find you?
1133
01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,669
Jerome needs a lawyer
who understands what to do...
1134
01:35:41,870 --> 01:35:44,066
...when a situation like this
presents itself.
1135
01:35:44,306 --> 01:35:47,367
I am very close to the family.
I went to school with Hugh Platz.
1136
01:35:47,609 --> 01:35:49,202
That's real nice. Now, look....
1137
01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:52,074
You know how many paintings
I can sell for your client...
1138
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,908
...while this is going on?
1139
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:58,185
Jerome. How's my boy?
1140
01:35:58,386 --> 01:36:01,151
- How's the work coming?
- It's fine.
1141
01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,951
Can't believe how many
people are calling about you.
1142
01:36:04,159 --> 01:36:06,526
- I had to cut off the waiting list.
- Great.
1143
01:36:07,729 --> 01:36:09,721
Jerome, I just wanna let you know...
1144
01:36:09,965 --> 01:36:13,163
...if you change your mind,
we can get you out of here.
1145
01:36:13,835 --> 01:36:17,636
I know, I know.
But we've been through all this.
1146
01:36:20,842 --> 01:36:22,401
Are these my only visitors?
1147
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:28,476
Jerome, you get a chance
to call the guy from Artforum?
1148
01:36:28,717 --> 01:36:32,119
He wants to talk. Also, did you take
a moment to look at those papers?
1149
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,050
I need you to sign the yellow one.
1150
01:36:35,190 --> 01:36:37,989
Keep your chin up, Jerome.
We all love you.
1151
01:36:38,226 --> 01:36:41,162
- All right.
- I'll call you tonight.
1152
01:36:58,079 --> 01:36:59,479
Hi.
1153
01:37:06,188 --> 01:37:07,486
Hey.
1154
01:42:18,133 --> 01:42:20,967
- Can we go now?
- Cut.
90791
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