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Mum died three years ago.
She had a double mastectomy,
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but never really recovered.
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Why do you think your father
suggested counselling?
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Because my mother died
and he can't talk about it.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Get your hands off my miscarriage!
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I'm sorry for your loss. What?
Your baby. Oh.
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So, there is a particular person
you're not having sex with?
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He's not available.
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I believe God meant for me
to love people as a father.
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I'll go up to three.
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No—one's asked me a question in
45 minutes... So, what do you do?
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You'll always be interesting
with your quirky cafe
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and your dead best friend.
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Celibacy is a lot less complicated
than romantic relationships.
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But what if you meet someone you
like?
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I talk and drink and laugh
and give them Bibles
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and hope they eventually leave me
alone.
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What if you meet someone you love?
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We're not going to have sex.
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I'd really like to be your friend,
though.
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I'd like to be your friend too.
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What makes you a normal person?
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Well, I don't believe in God...
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I love it when he does that.
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I don't know.
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Just come out.
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I prefer the last one. Me too.
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It's a bit more subtle.
Elegant, yeah.
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It's these bits, isn't it? Yep.
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Yep, last one, definitely. Yep.
Great.
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Really pleased with that! Yeah.
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Once it's nipped in there... Oh,
it'll be perfect.
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His arms.
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Do you prefer weddings or funerals?
Weddings.
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His arms.
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I think there's something humbling
about funerals. Really?
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Yeah, it's good to dwell on the next
life.
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You really think there's
a next life?
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What do you believe? Worm food?
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Why?! Why what?
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His neck.
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Why would you believe in something
awful when you could
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believe in something wonderful?
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Don't make me an optimist, you will
ruin my life.
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Have you been to many funerals?
A couple.
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His neck.
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And you've never felt them
go somewhere?
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No, they were already gone.
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His beautiful neck.
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What?
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What? You just said, "His beautiful
neck".
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No, I said that they'd already gone.
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OK. Weird.
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Oh, right, so...
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This might be your idea of hell...
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..but I think it's kind of special.
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His beautiful neck.
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Quaker meeting.
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You're not allowed to speak.
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If the Spirit moves you to speak,
you have to stand up
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and share it with everyone.
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It's very intense.
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It's very quiet.
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It's very, very...
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..erotic.
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Oh.
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I think I'm going to go
home in November.
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I think.
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What's he thinking?
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What's he thinking?
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I don't really think it's...
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I'm not really feeling the...
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I don't think it's really affecting
me... Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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What am I going to say?
What am I going to say?
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I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be
such a feminist
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if I had bigger tits.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Well, it's good you felt something.
Is it?
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Something moved you.
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I'm not sure I needed to me
moved to discover that about myself.
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What were you thinking? I was
thinking about how peaceful
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I felt and then for some reason, I
was thinking about your tits,
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which kind of ruined it.
Oh, my tits ruined your peace?
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Yeah. You could say that.
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THEY LAUGH
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I should probably open the cafe...
I've got a confession actually...
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Oh, can I see it? Er...
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Oh, yeah...
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It's a bit...
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What?
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It's a bit... What...
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.the fuck?
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HE LAUGHS
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Hello.
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Oh, you gorgeous little thing.
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GUINEA PIG SQUEAKS
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Can I ask, um,
why so many guinea pigs?
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Oh, um...
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Ijust, um...
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This is an excellent one.
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I just thought it'd be a unique
selling point. Yeah.
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Which came first, the guinea pig or
the guinea pig cafe?
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That is a big, old question.
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Fair enough.
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What do guinea pigs do?
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They are born, they shit themselves
with fear and then they die.
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HE LAUGHS
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Can I use that at the wedding?
Seriously, I need material.
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Tell me about your
stepmother—to—be.
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Any... What's she like?
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Oh, she's from Exeter.
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OK, thank you, that's very helpful.
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How did she meet your dad?
Through my mother.
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Right. She was my mother's student
at one point.
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Do your parents get on? No.
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Were you close to your mum? Yeah.
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You?
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Not really.
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How come? So, that must've been a
bit weird?
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I don't really think about it.
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GUINEA PIG SQUEAKS
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So, you run... Do you go back
a lot to... No, no.
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Do you run this place on your own?
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No, I opened it with a friend.
Oh, cool, right.
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So, you run it together?
No, she's...
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..she, er...
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She what?
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What?
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What? She what?
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She...
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THEY LAUGH
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He's a bit annoying actually.
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What is that?
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What?
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That thing that you're doing.
It's like you disappear.
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What? What are you not telling me?
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Nothing! Tell me what going on
underneath there.
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Nothing! Tell me, come on! No! You
can tell me.
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Nothing! Argh! What are
you doing?! Nothing!
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Stop being so churchy. I'm not being
churchy.
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I'm just trying to get to know you.
Well, I don't want that.
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Listen, I'm just trying to help you.
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What?
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No, I didn't mean...
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I know what you mean, Father. Thank
you so much for your guidance.
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Come on, I didn't mean...
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I really should get back to work.
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A customer's bound to turn
up any minute.
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And you should be getting back to
God, don't you think?
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I think you played with my guinea
pig long enough.
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HE SIGHS
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OK.
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All right, bye.
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Sorry, girls. People are starting to
arrive.
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She was a spectacular woman.
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Don't worry. We can sort this out.
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Stop doing that to your face.
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No, I have to. I don't know what's
wrong!
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Ijust...
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I look so good.
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It's OK. We can sort it out.
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Just... Take some of your makeup
off.
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I'm not wearing any makeup.
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What? What has happened?
I have never seen you look...
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No, I don't know, I woke up...
..so good.
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..amazing and then everyone's going
to think I got a fucking facial
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for my mother's funeral.
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Oh, what the hell?
You look incredible.
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We're trying to mess her up.
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No matter what I do to my hair,
it just keeps falling in this
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really chic way.
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Oh, God.
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You look perfect.
Thank you.
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Sorry, girls. People are starting to
arrive.
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Thank you.
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You don't have to greet them if it's
too...
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Gosh, you look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
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You look glorious.
Thank you.
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Have you spoken to Dad?
No, not yet.
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He's avoiding me.
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My deepest condolences, girls.
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She was magnificent.
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BOTH: Thanks so much.
My God, you look well.
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Thank you. Have you?
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No, he's not really engaging.
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She was a spectacular woman.
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Thanks. Darling, you look wonderful.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi, Claire. Hi.
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Gosh. Grief clearly agrees with you.
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Thank you, Jeremy.
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Oh. Incoming.
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How are you doing?
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My God, she's shameless.
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Can you not think the fucking
worst of someone for just a split
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fucking second?
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Not everyone is after cock.
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She's definitely trying to
fuck my dad.
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Well, she ain't made of wood.
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Do you want a ciggie?
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Ooh, incoming.
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Hi, Harry.
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Hi.
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You OK? Mm—hm.
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You?
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Do you need anything?
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No, I'm good thanks. I've just
had a large glass of water.
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Are your trousers OK?
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Yeah, sorry, I left them
in the drier.
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Ah, mate.
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Ah, shit, sorry.
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It's OK.
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It's just funerals when you actually
knew the person...
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They're so...
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It just doesn't feel real.
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I'm just going to miss her so much.
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HE SNIFFS
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Have you cried yet? Yes.
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But I didn't see you cr...
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Wow, you look..
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Have you had your eyebrows done?
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Hi, girls. How you doing?
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All right. OK, thanks.
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You know, the hard bit's going to
come in a few weeks
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when it all calms down.
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Yeah, I have heard.
They do say that, yeah.
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When people start to forget and the
cards and the flowers
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stop turning up.
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Yeah. Uh—huh, yeah.
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And people just disappear
because it spooks them
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to be around someone
perpetually in pain.
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OK. Right.
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And your lovely boyfriends might
not be able to cope.
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Well, he's my husband... I'm sure
they'll push through.
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But I just want you to know that I
will always be there for you.
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Always. Thank you.
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Always.
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Always.
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I'm going to check on the sausage
rolls. OK.
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See?
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OK.
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Hey. I don't know how you're eating.
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Do something.
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Hi.
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Oh. Hello, darling.
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Bit tight.
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Oh, yeah.
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Tell me about it.
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I found her very difficult,
you know.
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I know.
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I loved her, but, um...
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That's all that really matters.
No, I don't think it is.
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Her instincts were...
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She just knew how to be fun.
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How to be kind.
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She just knew.
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I'm just guessing.
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You're fun, Dad.
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No, I didn't like that about her.
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I loved her, but I didn't like that
she was...
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For a long time, I...
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00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,280
And today...
267
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,060
..I was jealous of her.
268
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,435
HE CHUCKLES
269
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:53,570
That is a lovely thing to say,
really.
270
00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,820
Oh, sorry.
271
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:01,386
I'll leave you two.
272
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:11,250
She's a bit annoying, isn't she?
Mm.
273
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,090
Look, let's go and find your sister.
274
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,891
Yeah, I don't think
she wants to see me.
275
00:14:14,891 --> 00:14:17,530
She loves you.
276
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She just didn't get the fun gene.
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THEY LAUGH
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SHE SNIFFS
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Ijust...
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I don't know what to... I know.
281
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Buck up.
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Smile.
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Charm.
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Off we go.
285
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:48,190
We'll be OK.
286
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:54,250
I'll follow you.
287
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,450
You look lovely, by the way.
288
00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,700
Thank you.
289
00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:18,021
I don't know what to do with it.
290
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:19,580
With What?
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With all the love I have for her.
292
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:28,500
I don't know where to put it now.
293
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,780
I'll take it.
FLEABAG LAUGHS
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00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,580
No, I'm serious.
295
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,891
It sounds lovely.
296
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,300
I'll have it.
297
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:42,090
You have to give it to me. OK.
298
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:46,215
It's got to go somewhere.
299
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:13,210
MUSIC: Jenny From The Block
by Jennifer Lopez
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MUSIC STOPS
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Jesus!
301
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:38,200
Why are you awake? It's 9:45!
302
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,300
Oh, my God! I thought you were
just in my head, then!
303
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,690
But, I mean,
you were in my head, then.
304
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:46,315
But now you're there!
305
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,891
You OK, Father?
306
00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:50,300
Ah, fuck, you calling me "Father"
like it doesn't turn you on
307
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,175
just to say it.
308
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,540
Do you want a drink? OK.
309
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,915
Don't move.
310
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:10,021
Are you a nostalgic person?
311
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:12,850
Yeah. Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
Yeah.
312
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:15,180
Fucking love Winnie the Pooh.
313
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:17,740
I can't read a Winnie the Pooh
quote without crying.
314
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,365
Fuck.
315
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,776
Piglet.
316
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:25,565
Piglet.
317
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,050
Why are you here?
318
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,410
Sorry, but I mean why,
why are you...
319
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:34,410
Were you looking for me?
320
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:38,940
I was on the verge of having
a little prayer, actually.
HE CHUCKLES
321
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,300
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
322
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,180
Don't, don't you... That's my thing.
323
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,850
What were you praying about?
Please say you were praying for me.
324
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,620
I could do with the extra
pair of hands.
325
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:55,130
Mine don't seem to have the
fucking reach any more.
326
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,300
God help me!
327
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,925
Whoa!
328
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,300
Thank you.
329
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,901
Do you know there was a man who
wanted to be a saint
330
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:08,460
so badly he castrated himself just
to stop himself.
331
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:11,585
You know — whack!
332
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,630
Wow!
333
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,660
Here's to peace.
334
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:30,225
And those who get in the way of it.
335
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,490
I'm sorry about today.
336
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,540
Forget it.
337
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:49,165
Look at this.
338
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,700
Look at it.
339
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,930
That's the first one I ever got.
340
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,380
Went all the way to Rome for that.
341
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,880
Such a nerd!
342
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:07,901
Two years before I was even allowed
to wear it, but I just,
343
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,460
I couldn't wait.
344
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,761
I couldn't wait! I knew I wanted
a bold,
345
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,700
you know, this colour,
but proper plum.
346
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,901
You can only get proper plum
in Italy.
347
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:25,460
Sometimes I worry I'm
only in it for the outfits.
348
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:29,335
So beautiful, isn't it?
349
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:34,140
I mean, your stuff is lovely, too.
350
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:38,640
What were you praying about?
351
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:47,710
You don't like answering questions,
do you?
352
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,355
OK.
353
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:59,275
Come with me.
354
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,390
I know what to do with you.
355
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:07,901
You go in there, I go in there.
356
00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:09,781
And you make me
tell you all my secrets
357
00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:13,470
so you can ultimately trap
and control me? Yeah. No.
358
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,570
You tell me what's weighing on your
heart and I listen without judgment
359
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:19,820
and in complete confidence.
Sounds dodgy! I just listen.
360
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,910
At the very least it'll shut me
up for a minute. I'm not Catholic.
361
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,781
Tonight, that doesn't matter.
Won't I catch fire or something?
362
00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:33,670
If you did, it would confirm my
faith, so let's try it. Go on.
363
00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:35,420
Go on.
364
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,390
All right.
365
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,620
OK, now you say, "Bless me
father for I have sinned."
366
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,980
I'm not going to say that!
Well, very good.
367
00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,420
"It's been..."
Uh, enter days, years, months
368
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,190
"..since my last
confession." Mm—hmm.
369
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:04,580
Then I say, "That's OK,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,,"
370
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,550
till you tell me what's on your
mind. Tell me your ssss...
371
00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:10,940
Sins. Sins, if you want.
THEY CHUCKLE
372
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,980
Why would I tell you my sins?
Because it will make you
feel better!
373
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:18,355
And because I want to know.
374
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,565
OK.
375
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,595
I lied. OK.
376
00:21:30,661 --> 00:21:32,536
To you.
377
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,745
About? About the miscarriage.
378
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:47,190
I was just covering for my sister
who actually had the miscarriage,
379
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:49,911
because her husband didn't know
she was pregnant, and it just...
380
00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:51,286
OK.
381
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,355
Keep going.
382
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:01,190
And I've stolen things.
383
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:06,911
I've had a lot of sex
outside of marriage.
384
00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:10,110
And once or twice inside someone
else's.
385
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:14,470
And there's been a spot of sodomy.
386
00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:16,700
Erm, there's been much masturbation,
387
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:20,661
a bit of violence, and of course
the endless fucking blasphemy.
HE CHUCKLES
388
00:22:20,661 --> 00:22:22,161
And?
389
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,330
And...
390
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:30,095
Go on. And...
391
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,540
..I can't...
392
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:44,095
It's OK, go on.
393
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:47,770
Frightened. Of what?
394
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,920
Forgetting things.
395
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,795
People.
396
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,530
Forgetting people.
397
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:03,740
And I'm ashamed of not
knowing what I...
398
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:05,911
What you want?
It's OK not to know what you want.
399
00:23:05,911 --> 00:23:08,550
No, I know what I want.
I know exactly what I want
400
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:12,425
right now. What's that?
401
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,965
It's bad.
402
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,120
It's OK.
403
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,330
I want someone to tell me
what to wear in the morning.
HE LAUGHS
404
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,360
OK, well, I think
there are people who can...
405
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:30,480
No, I want someone to tell me
what to wear every morning.
406
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:35,580
I want someone to tell me what
to eat, what to like, what to hate,
407
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,070
what to rage about, what to listen
to, what band to like,
408
00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:43,380
what to buy tickets for, what to
joke about, what not to joke about.
409
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:48,020
I want someone to tell me
what to believe in, who to vote for,
410
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:53,895
and who to love,
and how to tell them.
411
00:23:56,510 --> 00:24:01,990
I just think I want someone to
tell me how to live my life, Father,
412
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:06,150
because so far I think
I've been getting it wrong.
413
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,920
And I know that's why people want
people like you in their lives.
414
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,460
Because you just tell them
how to do it.
415
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,430
You just tell them what to do,
416
00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,580
and what they'll get
out of the end of it.
417
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,270
And even though I don't believe
your bullshit, and I know that
418
00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:21,230
scientifically nothing I do makes
any difference in the end anyway,
419
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:27,480
I'm still scared!
Why am I still scared?!
420
00:24:34,771 --> 00:24:39,146
So just tell me what to do.
421
00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:46,945
Just fucking tell me what to do,
Father!
422
00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:53,695
KneeL
423
00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:57,365
What?
424
00:24:59,950 --> 00:25:01,575
KneeL
425
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,575
Just kneel.
426
00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:37,120
CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS
427
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:42,140
Is this a skirt AND trousers?
Sorry, sorry.
428
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:47,390
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