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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,403 (somber music) 2 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,548 (somber music) 3 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,469 (upbeat music) 4 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:47,546 ¶ Ash and burn ¶ 5 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:52,584 ¶ Wouldn't you say that's the only way we learn ¶ 6 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:57,589 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 7 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:02,428 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 8 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:07,299 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 9 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:11,570 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 10 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:16,141 ¶ When the red light and the brake lights hit your face ¶ 11 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:21,146 ¶ And you take me on a joy ride back to your place ¶ 12 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:26,085 ¶ We don't need nobody, no ¶ 13 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:29,388 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 14 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,634 ¶ Take me home tonight ¶ 15 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,248 ¶ Don't ¶ 16 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,550 ¶ Deny ¶ 17 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:03,489 ¶ It's not fair that I'm too scared, I don't know why ¶ 18 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:08,260 ¶ They can't tell us what to do ¶ 19 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,829 ¶ They don't even know the truth ¶ 20 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,332 (cell phone ringing) 21 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:17,236 ¶ I can't help ¶ 22 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,338 ¶ Falling for you, it's chemical ¶ 23 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,441 ¶ And I don't need to hear it ¶ 24 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:26,678 ¶ When the red light and the brake lights hit your face ¶ 25 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:31,750 ¶ And you take me on a joy ride back to your place ¶ 26 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:36,522 ¶ I don't need nobody ¶ 27 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,725 ¶ I don't need nobody ¶ 28 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,229 - [Jessica] Every day when you wake up, 29 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,231 before you even put your feet on the ground, 30 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:49,701 you tell yourself it's gonna be a great day. 31 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:53,172 ¶ Take me home tonight ¶ 32 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,242 - Gonna be a great day. 33 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,748 ¶ Take me away to a different place ¶ 34 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,583 (phone ringing) 35 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:09,655 ¶ I can't keep myself off of you ¶ 36 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,459 ¶ Drag me down, drop me off onto town ¶ 37 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:19,531 ¶ And I will follow you ¶ 38 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:27,873 ¶ When the red and the brake lights hit your face ¶ 39 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:32,811 ¶ And you take me on a joy ride back to your place ¶ 40 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:37,749 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 41 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,886 ¶ We don't need nobody ¶ 42 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,663 - [Jessica] You can't greet each day with negative energy 43 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,533 and expect positive results, so start positive 44 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,834 and stay positive. 45 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:59,671 It's gonna be a great day, say it, and mean it. 46 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,440 - Today's gonna be a great day. 47 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,478 (vomiting) 48 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,580 - [Jessica] It's been clinically proven that exercise 49 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,016 increases energy and libido, improves health 50 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,784 and enhances self-esteem. 51 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,686 Look good, feel good. 52 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,955 - Wow, so you asked me to take you to work 53 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,624 and you're doing Jane Fonda. 54 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,694 No no no, not this, we're gonna be late, let's go. 55 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:23,695 (sighs) 56 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:24,896 Really? 57 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:25,831 - What time is it? 58 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,765 Oh crap. 59 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,837 - What happened to pushups? 60 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,807 - [Jessica] No excuses, no exceptions. 61 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,543 Stop being a spectator and get into the game. 62 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,812 Want to attract high-calibur mates? 63 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,981 You'll need low body fat and high endurance, 64 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,317 both in and out of the bedroom. 65 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,918 Winners look good. 66 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,062 - Oh, sod off. 67 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:58,864 Taxi! 68 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,970 - [Jessica] Chapter two, dressing for success. 69 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,838 If you want to attract successful people 70 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,473 you need to dress the part. 71 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,808 Dress like you're as successful 72 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,543 as you one day hope to become. 73 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,913 Sloppy slouches never end up as super models, do they? 74 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,382 - To differ, Jessica, what about Jonah Hill 75 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,717 and Donald Trump? 76 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,719 - Wait a second, who are you calling Jessica? 77 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,788 Don't tell me you're still reading that girly crap. 78 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,823 - No, no, I'm just thinking out loud. 79 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,527 - Oh god, what is that? 80 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,795 Oh, ew, ew, god. 81 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:30,896 - [Andy] It's Confidence. 82 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,431 - Confidence? 83 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,965 You need a lot of confidence to wear that cat piss. 84 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,284 Where'd you get it, at the dollar store? 85 00:05:36,285 --> 00:05:38,602 - I can't do it this morning, I can't take the knocking-- 86 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,505 - You need to do a little spring cleaning around here, 87 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,774 I mean seriously, what the hell is that? 88 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,842 - No, what are you doing? 89 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,077 My grandma gives me one every year! 90 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,712 - You don't wanna hurt Grandma's feelings, 91 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,880 but you should shove that into a drawer, fast. 92 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,232 - Thank you. 93 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:51,583 Look, are you taking me, or am I Ubering? 94 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,252 Like what am I doing? 95 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,920 - Excuse me, I got lost in your little piggy collection. 96 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:55,954 Let's go, let's go! 97 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,458 - Bangs this morning, oh. 98 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:01,560 - Sasha? 99 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,494 - [Sasha] Hmm? 100 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,795 - Can I raid your closet again? 101 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,497 - Again? 102 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,832 - Please. 103 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,667 - My Chanel is your Chanel. 104 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:11,069 Especially if you don't throw Elvis out the window. 105 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,773 - Did he poop on the futon again? 106 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,442 - In your suitcase, but you know what, 107 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,677 it's only because he trusts you, 108 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,379 because he doesn't just poop anywhere, do you? 109 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,480 No you don't. 110 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,381 Oh my baby. 111 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,787 - Oh, I really need to get my own place. 112 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,088 - Why? 113 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,824 Devin's hardly around, and I like having you here. 114 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,459 - So does Elvis, apparently. 115 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,497 - Now that you are broken up, I want you to focus 116 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:42,434 on your goals, your dreams, and achieve them. 117 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,935 - Right now all I want to do is achieve 118 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,104 looking as good as you in one your Chanel dresses. 119 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,706 - Hmm, good luck with that. 120 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,108 (laughs) 121 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,076 - [Jessica] Wanna marry up? 122 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,744 Don't dress down. 123 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,547 Wanna climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top? 124 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,949 Then dress like you're already there. 125 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,756 You are the master of your own fate, 126 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,427 so be punctual, be diligent, be efficient, 127 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,029 and you will accomplish all of your goals. 128 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,864 - Hello Linda, how's the desk? 129 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,032 - [Linda] Hello Andy. 130 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,934 - You're late. 131 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,035 Again. 132 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,909 You know, it is the 21st century, 133 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,677 there's some exciting new products 134 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,113 called razors and ironing boards. 135 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,048 You should give them a try. 136 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,684 - Good one, boss. 137 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,954 I mean, I sacrificed underwear today, you know? 138 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,223 In an effort not to be late. 139 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:40,926 I'm going commando. (laughs) 140 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,727 - You're disgusting. 141 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:43,628 TMI. 142 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,164 - You're right, it's clearly TMI. 143 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:52,971 - The toilet in the executive wash room is clogged. 144 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,907 I'd like you to take care of that after you clock in. 145 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,009 (laughs) 146 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,979 - Kev, buddy. 147 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,249 That's not in my job description. 148 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,617 Can't maintenance do it? 149 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,551 - Oh, they can. 150 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,954 But you will. 151 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:14,860 Call it your penance for your allergy to being punctual. 152 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,795 You see, one of the perks of having 153 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,497 a high level job like mine is it gives me 154 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,265 the right to be capricious. 155 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,933 I'm sorry, Andy. 156 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,568 That may be a big word for you. 157 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,270 You know what that means? 158 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,776 - It's 8:02 in the morning, okay? 159 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,012 I'm not gonna let you ruin my day. 160 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,249 You think that I'm gonna capriciously clean that toilet? 161 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,149 - So sad. 162 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,951 Yes, I do. 163 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,253 And if you have a problem with that, 164 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,155 why don't you take it up with our boss Mr. Warren? 165 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:49,027 We all know the reason why he feels he has to tolerate you. 166 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,864 So go ahead, and take care of that dump, Andy. 167 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,699 Ooh, ooh. 168 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,967 Dumpty. 169 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,670 That will be your new nickname. 170 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,973 It's perfect 'cause it's dumb and D, I squeeze it, 171 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,208 I wasn't finished with you. 172 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,776 Welcome to the Ravel. 173 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,078 - [Jessica] Not everyone will like you. 174 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,180 Not everyone will want you to succeed. 175 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,016 Life doesn't always give you what you want, 176 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,052 but it does equip you with what you need to learn. 177 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,121 (sighs) 178 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,593 - Okay. 179 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,039 (water gurgling) 180 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,242 (coughs) 181 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,953 (typing) 182 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,060 (splashes) 183 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,262 (flushing) 184 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,697 What! 185 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,065 - [Jessica] Wanna take over the world? 186 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,800 You better own it first. 187 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,034 The world is yours. 188 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,202 Say it loud. 189 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,137 - The world is mine. 190 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,042 The world is mine. 191 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,078 The world is mine. 192 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,145 - Really, is it? 193 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,314 Could've fooled me. 194 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,849 - [Jessica] You're on your way. 195 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,017 You're on the path. 196 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,385 You're getting closer every day. 197 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,287 - Have to believe you can get what you want. 198 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,254 The world is mine. 199 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,391 (sighs) 200 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,825 You sure you don't want a copy of this book? 201 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:28,393 - Mm-hmm. 202 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,630 - I'm telling you, you wanna work here forever? 203 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,916 This book will impact your life. 204 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,201 - Right now I'm hoping that a margarita will impact my life. 205 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,268 - I love you. 206 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,070 - I love you too. 207 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,271 - Night mama. 208 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,206 - Night baby. 209 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,408 (giggles) 210 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,745 - In a rat race like this, you have to be 211 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,346 the strongest and the fastest rat 212 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,148 if you wanna get the cheese that's waiting 213 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,117 on the other side of that finish line. 214 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,028 And that is why we are all here, to do the best we can, 215 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,331 to make the most of who we are, to win the race 216 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,334 and to win the game. 217 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,402 Thank you. 218 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:13,104 (applauding) 219 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,108 Hello. 220 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:17,976 - Hi. 221 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:18,810 - [Jessica] Hi. 222 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,978 - Wow. 223 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,980 You're so much prettier in person. 224 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,381 Well, that's a little bit absurd, actually. 225 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,983 (laughing) 226 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,951 - Thank you, you have great taste. 227 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,020 And I love your accent, what's your name? 228 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,990 - Hayley, H-A-Y-L-E-Y. 229 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,892 - Mm-hmm. 230 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,793 - I'm actually thinking about writing a book myself. 231 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,461 - Oh, awesome. 232 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,196 What about? 233 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,132 - Oh, I dunno, I dunno what my story is yet. 234 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,801 - Why don't you get out there and find out, 235 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,069 and when you have a book signing, 236 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,171 I'll be front and center, deal? 237 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,939 - Deal, yes, can I shake-- 238 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:48,873 - Yes. 239 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,041 Nice to meet you. 240 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,176 - Lovely to meet you, thank you. 241 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,744 - Good luck to you. - Thanks. 242 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,218 - Hi. 243 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,219 - Hi. 244 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,355 - Wow, you are prettier in person. 245 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,357 - Ah, you can tell with those shades on, huh? 246 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,126 - Oh, yeah. 247 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,194 Sorry. 248 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,030 (Jessica laughs) 249 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,000 - Oh, you have beautiful eyes, you should use them. 250 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,803 And stitch up that shirt, you're better than that. 251 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:19,504 - Oh. 252 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,474 Thank you. 253 00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:23,942 Thank you. - Thank you. 254 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,011 Want more and you'll get more. 255 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,314 Ask for more and you'll receive more. 256 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,982 You wanna be rich, be rich. 257 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,251 You wanna be successful, be successful. 258 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,187 You are made of unrealized greatness. 259 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,122 Believe it. 260 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,259 - Can I ask you to fix my shirt? 261 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,162 Stupid... 262 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,231 (gasps) 263 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,501 (speaks foreign language) 264 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:50,969 - You're dreaming. 265 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,138 - I'm not, why, why am I dreaming? 266 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,205 - Okay. 267 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,206 Rich. 268 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,074 - Yeah. 269 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,308 - Handsome. 270 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,309 Funny. 271 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:03,014 Under 35, with an IQ over 125? 272 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,217 I mean, that's like an anomaly. 273 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,219 That sounds like place in Italy. 274 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,287 - Oh it does, yeah. (laughs) 275 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,522 - I love the pizza in Anomaly. 276 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:13,324 (laughing) 277 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,293 That's not found in nature. 278 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,263 Okay, that's like a nudist that you really 279 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,264 want to see naked. 280 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,331 - [Hayley] Wait. 281 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:27,138 - Any man like that is going to stray or he's gay. 282 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,040 That rhymes. 283 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:29,874 - Oh, it does. 284 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,075 Well done. 285 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,311 - Exhibit A, Joey. 286 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,546 - Hey!. 287 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,915 What have we spoken about? 288 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,050 We do not say his name aloud, do we? 289 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,919 - Sorry, please don't get violent. 290 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:47,025 Exhibit A, he whose name we do not say out loud. 291 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,459 - [Hayley] Thank you. 292 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,211 - He was cute. - Yeah. 293 00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:51,962 - He had a nice butt. - he did have a nice butt. 294 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,331 He had a really nice butt. 295 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,099 - He was successful. - Yeah. 296 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,334 - What did he do? 297 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,971 Sleep with a Hooters waitress. 298 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,441 - Okay, first off, Hooters has lovely chicken wings. 299 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:07,278 Second of all, maybe he did not mean to sleep with her. 300 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,279 - Sure, honey. 301 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,149 And listen, I don't like cocaine, 302 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,517 I just like the way it smells. 303 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,987 - Look, I don't wanna settle. 304 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,390 - Everyone settles. 305 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,059 To varying degrees. 306 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:25,597 People, actual living, breathing, human people, 307 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:28,099 will never live up to the fantasy. 308 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,301 Never. 309 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:35,139 Like Taylor Swift, never, ever, never. 310 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:36,941 Okay. 311 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,544 Thank you for doing my nails, though. 312 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,346 They look pretty. 313 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,081 I wanna look really good for when I drop off 314 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,250 Mia's financials, although she's doing my head in. 315 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,185 She's driving me crazy. 316 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,386 - You need to slap that bitch. 317 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,320 - I do. 318 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,989 I do need to smack her. 319 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,223 Like a huge one. 320 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,224 - All five fingers. 321 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,459 - Mm. 322 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,460 - Thumb. 323 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,428 (laughing) 324 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,131 (light music) 325 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,504 - Oh! 326 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,606 - Watch where you're going. 327 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,441 - You serious? 328 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,943 Wow. 329 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,345 - Welcome to the Ravel of New York. 330 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,280 - Hi. 331 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,915 I'm looking for my colleague? 332 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,784 - Okay. 333 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,518 Well, we have a bulletin over there with today's posts, 334 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,154 do you have a meeting room? 335 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,956 - I don't know where. 336 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,192 - Do you know your colleague's name? 337 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,194 - Cruella Deville. 338 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,362 - Are you British? 339 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,430 - You're a smart one. 340 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,367 - Let me guess, Kate or Diana. 341 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,002 - [Hayley] Pardon? 342 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:38,603 Oh, my name? 343 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,437 - [Andy] Yeah. 344 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,705 - No, why. 345 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:45,476 - You look like royalty, or a beautiful princess. 346 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,946 (laughing) 347 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,514 - I'm Hayley. 348 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,282 - So Princess Hayley. 349 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,451 I'm Andy. 350 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,519 - Oh, I've gotta go. 351 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,721 - Wait, you're leaving? 352 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,556 I don't think I can face the world without you. 353 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,191 - Oh, I think you underestimate yourself. 354 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,428 - No, really, I'd love to see you again. 355 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,997 - Well find me and you never know. 356 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,510 - You're late. 357 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,079 What happened? 358 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,647 - I know, I'm so sorry, the bloody traffic was awful, 359 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,415 I nearly broke my heel, I tore my brief, 360 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,450 it's just a bad morning. 361 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,484 - Are you okay? 362 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,755 - Thank you for asking that. 363 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:35,293 If I'm honest, I'm really missing my ex. 364 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,494 I stupidly went onto Instagram 365 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,162 and I saw him with his new girlfriend, 366 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,097 and that was just really-- 367 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,298 - Yeah, I don't actually care. 368 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,499 - Oh. 369 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,468 - I have no time now to go over these. 370 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,136 - Oh, I'm so sorry-- 371 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,305 - Make sure this never happens again, you got it? 372 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,374 - I'm sorry, I did ask them though to get-- 373 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,509 - No, don't ask, you demand what you need 374 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,544 and you make them give it to you. 375 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,047 And by the way, you represent my spa, 376 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,749 and I looked better during my first labor 377 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,450 than you look right now. 378 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,618 Go fix your face. 379 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,522 - You should be nicer as a mother now. 380 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,526 (groans) 381 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:19,537 - Sleeves rolled up, still unshaven, 382 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,173 and what were you doing flirting with a guest? 383 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,776 - I wasn't flirting with a, and she wasn't even a guest, 384 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,411 she was looking for-- 385 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,613 - Everyone who walks through that door is a guest. 386 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,616 Listen here, Dumpty. 387 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,186 Did you enjoy cleaning the toilets the other day? 388 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,089 (sighs) 389 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,657 'Cause I've got a lot more jobs 390 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,559 just like that waiting for you. 391 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,828 Do you got it? 392 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,597 - Got it. 393 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,633 - Good. 394 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,575 - Not gonna ruin my day. 395 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,482 (singing indistinctly) 396 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,716 Mr. Warren. 397 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,086 - Pretty laying with Kevin's computer again, hmm? 398 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,389 (laughs) 399 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,324 - It's a beautiful day out, isn't it? 400 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,128 - You know your father hired me when I was 20 years old, 401 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,197 right when I got here from Denmark, right? 402 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,431 - Yeah. 403 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,568 I've heard the story a few times. 404 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,737 You had no shoes, you used to put your used gum in a wad 405 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,706 and then take it out when you wanna chew it. 406 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,542 I mean, such as, such as. 407 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,479 - Your father was like a brother to me. 408 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,848 If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have been able 409 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,717 to move up from the mail room to be the eventual CEO 410 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,519 of the Imperial Hotel Group. 411 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,455 When he passed, he made me promise 412 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,691 to look after the hotels and look after you. 413 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,560 Only you and I know of this promise. 414 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:54,432 - And I think you've done pretty well on both of 'em. 415 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,134 - Wrong. 416 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,835 I've done tremendously well at running this hotel. 417 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,872 We've turned a profit every year I've been at the helm. 418 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:04,142 Went from having 21 hotels in 12 countries 419 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,445 to having 49 hotels in 37 countries. 420 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,713 - It's amazing. 421 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,883 And Mr. Warren, I have an idea-- 422 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,384 - But I've failed at you. 423 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,888 I see a lot of potential in you, 424 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,723 but you get in your own way. 425 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:24,195 You lack discipline, you lack focus, motivation. 426 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,530 The list goes on. 427 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,698 - Look, that's not entirely true-- 428 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,700 - These are facts, not open for debate. 429 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,804 - I'm bored. 430 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,776 I need more to do, I need more responsibility, 431 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,878 and I'm very capable of having it. 432 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,181 - I agree, so I'm gonna try to motivate you. 433 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,218 - What exactly does that mean? 434 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,719 - I'm going away for four weeks to Sri Lanka 435 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,555 with my wife on a yoga retreat. 436 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,726 She thinks I work too hard, and so she's worried. 437 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,328 Ever since I had that heartburn last year 438 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,629 she thought was a heart attack, 439 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,697 she hasn't been able to move on, 440 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,733 so we will go to a spiritual retreat, 441 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,770 vegan, possibly nudist, and I just hope 442 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,772 I still have the tree hugging days in me. 443 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,839 - I'm there. 444 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,541 I would love to go with you guys. 445 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,244 - I want you to be in charge of this office while I'm gone. 446 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,713 You're a free spirit, I'm a free spirit, 447 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,315 and I think you can handle it. 448 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,385 Plus I don't really trust Kevin. 449 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,657 - Wait, so you're asking me to run this hotel. 450 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,562 (phone beeps) 451 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,232 - Would you send Kevin in, please? 452 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,866 - Sir, I... 453 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:36,767 - Don't speak. 454 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,572 - Yes sir. 455 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,275 - While I'm gone, Mr. Palazzo will be my personal bridge 456 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,876 between Sri Lanka and New York. 457 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,016 - Mr. Warren, Dumpty is not qualified-- 458 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,684 - That's Mr. Palazzo to you. 459 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,656 - Mr. Warren, Mr. Palazzo is not qualified 460 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,791 to run a mile around the high school track. 461 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,727 He's not qualified to run a taco stand, 462 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,763 to run a fever, to run amok, no offense. 463 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,732 - I am not interested in your perspective in this, 464 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,367 Mr. Hartwell. 465 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,636 For the next month, Mr. Palazzo 466 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,738 will no longer be working for you. 467 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,540 You two will work together. 468 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,842 - Mr. Warren. 469 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,877 - [Mr. Warren] Is that understood? 470 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,911 - Mr. Warren, I cannot stress what a bad idea-- 471 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,714 - Is that understood? 472 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,752 - Yes sir. 473 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,463 - You will have access to the corporate account, 474 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,299 which you will only use for corporate affairs, 475 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,300 is that understood? 476 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,869 You will have access to the company car, 477 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,771 which you will only use for company matters, 478 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,072 is that understood? 479 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,540 - Yes. 480 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,908 - You will work out of my office, 481 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:56,714 but you will not be making any decisions, major or minor. 482 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:57,948 Is that understood? 483 00:21:58,751 --> 00:21:59,884 - Yes. 484 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:00,951 - This is your opportunity to show 485 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,953 I should take you seriously, Andy. 486 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,356 Is that understood? 487 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,691 - Yes. 488 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:10,861 - Mr. Hartwell, Mr. Palazzo, make it work. 489 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,933 Namaste to you both. 490 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:16,867 - Namaste. 491 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,707 - Mr. Warren. 492 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,942 Look, before you go. 493 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,413 I just wanna say thank you. 494 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,818 And I know if my dad were here too, 495 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,721 he'd say thank you as well. 496 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,356 - You're welcome, Andy. 497 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,425 - I'm not gonna let you down. 498 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,761 - I am counting on that. 499 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,633 (light music) 500 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,508 - I'm so sorry, I-- 501 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,410 - Don't be, it happens. 502 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:02,079 I'm sorry I have to do this, it's just our policy. 503 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,855 You know, actually, we're having a recession special. 504 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:13,424 One free drink for every declined credit card. 505 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,395 - Thank you. 506 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,966 It's actually my reversary. 507 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,169 - I thought I've heard it all, but what's a reversary? 508 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:29,073 - It should've been my anniversary, but it's not, 509 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,976 because my ex decided to go to Hooters, 510 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:34,945 get a plate of hot wings and a slutty waitress on the side. 511 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:35,946 - I'm sorry, hon. 512 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,885 - I'm just gonna down this, please don't judge me. 513 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:41,919 It's a British thing. 514 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:42,853 - Okay. 515 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,857 (gulping) 516 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,428 Here, just have one more. 517 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,762 - That would be great, that would be great. 518 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:55,800 Sasha, I'm contemplating bankruptcy. 519 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,670 Seriously, all my cards are maxed out. 520 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:05,709 - Oh, well, let's see what Miss Jessica Banadetto has to say 521 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,979 about filing chapter 11, shall we? 522 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,649 - Okay. 523 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,483 - Okay. 524 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,018 Let's see here. 525 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:17,688 Never date down, blah blah blah, in any capacity, 526 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,924 if you do, he or she will bring you down. 527 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,559 Down to their financial class, 528 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,594 down to their stage of emotional development, 529 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,463 down to their lack of confidence. 530 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,666 Wow, Jesus, what is her next book gonna say, 531 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,734 men are like coffee and chocolate 532 00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:32,503 and they taste better rich? 533 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,973 I mean, what's the plan here, you're gonna like find 534 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,643 some sugar daddy who has an abundance of self-confidence 535 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,112 and amazing emotional development? 536 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:44,114 - Yeah, why not? 537 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,650 - [Sasha] Oh, 'cause I don't know, what about like, 538 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,553 chemistry and passion and love? 539 00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:50,721 - Ugh, stop it. 540 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,957 - [Sasha] Oh, sorry, Miss Shallow. 541 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,592 Yeah, I forgot, what was the plan again? 542 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:57,995 Climbing social status, seven figure bank account, 543 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,698 house in the Hamptons and then, wait, 544 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,566 what's the other thing I'm forgetting? 545 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:04,001 - Private jet. 546 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:07,771 - Oh, yes, the very, very important private jet. 547 00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:08,939 (sighs) 548 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,908 - I've always wanted a private jet. 549 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,142 Is that too much to ask? 550 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,145 - Why don't you start with something smaller, 551 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:18,549 like stop spending and start thinking, 552 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,986 stop washing hair and put that MBA to use. 553 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:25,089 Do a project that you love, like write that book 554 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,891 you're always talking about. 555 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:28,158 And you wanna find your own place, 556 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,027 and you want your career to take off, 557 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:35,099 and despite what Rich Boy, Rich Girl says, 558 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,068 you, my dear, want to fall in love. 559 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,069 (laughs) 560 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,338 - Yeah. 561 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,606 - I cannot believe nobody ever taught you how to tie a tie. 562 00:25:43,609 --> 00:25:45,609 - I feel like Cinderfella. 563 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:47,278 Just-- - Relax, okay? 564 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,013 I'm not trying to bone you. 565 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:50,948 (laughs) 566 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,216 Whoa. 567 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,984 What the heck is that? 568 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:56,053 - That is-- - is that what I think it is? 569 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,556 Do you know how many times I've applied for one of those? 570 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,024 Even I don't make enough money for that. 571 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,026 - You're like a millionaire. 572 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,028 - Yeah, but apparently not millionaire enough. 573 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,296 What the hell are you doing with it? 574 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:08,098 - Company card, use it for company expenses. 575 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,068 - That's very admirable of you. 576 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:11,902 Don't Andy it up. 577 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,754 What the hell is this? 578 00:26:13,755 --> 00:26:15,605 I thought I was the only one man enough to get a mani-pedi. 579 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,875 - Why are you always just grabbing stuff? 580 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,027 - It's just what I do. 581 00:26:20,028 --> 00:26:22,178 - It's something that my future wife dropped at the hotel. 582 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,647 - Your future wife? 583 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:24,582 Really? 584 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,050 Have you even taken her out? 585 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,184 - Not yet. 586 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,752 - Uh-huh, so you're stalking her. 587 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,088 - No, I'm wooing her. 588 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,856 - By stalking her. 589 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:37,094 - No, by politely courting her. 590 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,064 - How does one politely court another exactly? 591 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,234 - Flowers. 592 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,103 (laughing) 593 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,271 - Flowers. 594 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,772 This isn't the '80s, kid, come on. 595 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,174 These days we need a little more than flowers. 596 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:53,744 Like a limousine or a nice dinner, maybe a show. 597 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,846 - Really? 598 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:56,747 - Really. 599 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,083 - I can't. 600 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,788 - You can. 601 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,123 - I shouldn't. 602 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,191 - But you will. 603 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,132 (bell ringing) 604 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:19,970 (gasps) (broom clatters) 605 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,705 - No no no no no no. 606 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,275 - Hayley. - Shh, shh. 607 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,410 Not here. 608 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:27,845 - You're right there, I can see you. 609 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,246 - [Hayley] No no, no I'm not. 610 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,815 Shh, he's looking for me, he's looking for me. 611 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,816 - Hi. - Hi. 612 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,320 - Maybe you could help me out, I'm looking for Hayley. 613 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,221 Is she here? 614 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,924 (typing) 615 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:41,859 - Excuse me. 616 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,394 - Oh, no, do your thing. 617 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,064 - Hayley's in her office. - Okay. 618 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,099 (typing) 619 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,201 - You can take a seat, she'll be with you shortly. 620 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,670 - Oh, okay. 621 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,370 Thank you. 622 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,140 - She loves you. 623 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:57,207 - What! 624 00:27:58,711 --> 00:27:59,410 - Excuse me? 625 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,945 - Sorry, nothing. 626 00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:04,248 You can just, you can go have a seat. 627 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,884 This is stupid. 628 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,221 - I'm sorry, what was that? 629 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,024 - Nothing, I'm talking on the phone, sorry. 630 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:15,993 - Oh. 631 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,929 (phone beeping) 632 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,130 - What the heck are you doing? 633 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,232 - I can't let him know that I sweep hair. 634 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,333 Is he sitting now? 635 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,936 - No, he's breakdancing. 636 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:26,870 - [Hayley] What? 637 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,138 - Yes, he is sitting down. 638 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,092 - That was a mean thing to do. 639 00:28:31,093 --> 00:28:33,177 I have a favor to ask you, just a teeny tiny, 640 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,345 could you, what size dress do you wear? 641 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,346 - Absolutely not. 642 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,748 - Take this off, take it off. 643 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:38,315 - No, I don't... 644 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:48,058 - Okay, so I can't do two, can we move it to three? 645 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,259 - Mm-hmm. 646 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,861 Also, Mr. Johnson wants to invest 647 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:53,063 in one of your new business ventures. 648 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,465 - Oh, fine, but if he wants a meeting, 649 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,433 you must tell him that it's a minimum investment 650 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,835 of 100K to get me out to lunch. 651 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:58,769 I'm just not doing it anymore. 652 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,237 Do we have any messages? 653 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,906 - No, your highness. 654 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,308 - Delia, what are you wearing? 655 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,211 We have a dress code here, please observe it. 656 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:09,079 - There's something a gentleman. 657 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:10,914 - [Hayley] Hi. 658 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:11,815 - Hi. 659 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:14,752 - You found me. 660 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:16,887 - Oh, I'm very resourceful. 661 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,323 - Delia, can you grab me a latte? 662 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,125 - [Delia] Yeah. 663 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,059 - Please, thank you. 664 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:25,929 Remind me of your name again? 665 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:26,830 - Andy. 666 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,099 And these are for you. 667 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,334 - Oh, what are these? 668 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,435 - Flowers. 669 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,402 (laughing) 670 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:33,337 - Flowers? - Yeah. 671 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,005 - [Hayley] I've heard of those. 672 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,341 - So, I hope you don't mind me 673 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,076 coming to see you at work like this. 674 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:39,977 - No. 675 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,013 - What exactly do you do around here? 676 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,916 - Just some consulting here and there 677 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,484 at the other midtown affiliates, 678 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,219 you know, amongst other things. 679 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,522 You? 680 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,824 - Oh, (scoffs) I have a job that's got way too many 681 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:56,860 titles and hyphens to fit on a business card, so. 682 00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:58,095 - Ah. 683 00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,229 - Are you impressed? 684 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,230 (laughing) 685 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,165 - [Hayley] Maybe. 686 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,901 - [Jessica] When asking someone out to dinner. 687 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,169 - So you feeling spontaneous? 688 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,104 - [Jessica] Confidence is key. 689 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,340 - Maybe. 690 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,575 - [Jessica] Dictate the situation and don't hesitate. 691 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,277 - I want you to meet me. 692 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:18,348 6:00 for a gorgeous sunset and you know, 693 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,252 never-ending laughter and maybe some dinner. 694 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,887 - [Jessica] You are in control. 695 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,640 You are in demand. 696 00:30:26,641 --> 00:30:28,424 - I'm not sure if I can do that, let me just check my, 697 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,160 (bell rings) mm, yeah, I can, good. 698 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,545 - Did you even check? 699 00:30:31,546 --> 00:30:32,929 - Yeah, yeah, weird that you didn't see it. 700 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,665 No, we're fine. 701 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,399 So good, see you later, see you later. 702 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,902 You are late, someone needs their hair washing. 703 00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,337 Bye! 704 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,572 - What the hell is going on? 705 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:44,041 - I think the coffee is ready. 706 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:47,444 - Okay, go ahead. 707 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,951 - So, what does he do? 708 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,854 - I think he's some sort of hotel executive. 709 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,889 - Oh, well that sounds too good to be true. 710 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:01,225 - Oh, so are his eyes. 711 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,927 When you see them, oh, just want to-- 712 00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:05,896 - Easy, tigress. 713 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:06,897 - Sorry. 714 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,398 (chuckles) 715 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,970 There may also be like one tiny, tiny other problem. 716 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,873 He might have a slightly skewed perception 717 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,108 of what I actually do for a living. 718 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,643 - You have got to own it. 719 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,411 Own your status. 720 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,248 - No, I know, but Jessica says to get success 721 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,149 you have to exude success. 722 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,886 (groans) 723 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,487 You hate the book, don't you? 724 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,922 (sighs) 725 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,357 - We're not gonna talk about that, are we? 726 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,425 No we're not, we're not gonna talk about that at all, 727 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:39,463 because we don't care if Jessica says that (babbling). 728 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:40,397 - That's looking pretty good. 729 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,999 - Yeah. 730 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,600 - Maybe just a little bit mess on the top right there. 731 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,502 - Can you-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. 732 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,303 That's perfect. 733 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:47,604 Okay, so where were we? 734 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,473 She's beautiful, she's successful. 735 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:50,474 (groans) 736 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,442 - She's incredible. 737 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,478 And her accent, so adorable. 738 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,513 She says tomorrow instead of tomorrow, 739 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,382 and she's cute and she's got beautiful-- 740 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,417 - Yeah, I think we covered the beautiful thing. 741 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,152 Listen, this is starting to sound 742 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:05,122 a little too good to be true, so cool your jets there, okay? 743 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:06,356 (spraying) (coughs) 744 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,292 There's a little Confidence for ya. 745 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:10,360 (light music) 746 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:13,430 - Use good wine terminology to handle conversations. 747 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:17,467 Oaky, creamy, and buttery shows that you know your wines. 748 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,469 - It's hard. (Hayley giggles) 749 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:20,604 Love it. 750 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:21,571 It's round. 751 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:24,441 Velvety textured. 752 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,478 - [Waiter] Courtesy of the chef. 753 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,680 Enjoy. - Ah, thank you. 754 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,516 Wow, look at that. 755 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,484 - Ooh! 756 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,386 I don't think you eat those. 757 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,454 - Yeah, they're edible. 758 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,156 - No, I don't think they are. 759 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,093 - Wow, look at that bar. 760 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,162 (spits) 761 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:49,533 - You know, I'm really happy that you found me 762 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,001 as fast as you did. 763 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:51,735 - Yeah. 764 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,471 I can be tenacious. 765 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,605 - Hmm. 766 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,307 I do have one thing, though. 767 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,209 It's kind of a little rule of mine. 768 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:01,611 I don't like to mix work with my personal life. 769 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:03,714 I like to keep work as work and my personal life 770 00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:05,182 as my personal life. 771 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,750 - Yeah, I know, I'm the same way. 772 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:08,118 - [Hayley] Oh really? 773 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,488 - Yeah, I mean, running a hotel is tough. 774 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,056 - [Hayley] Yeah, I bet. 775 00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,025 - So let's do that, let's make a deal. 776 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:18,628 No shop talk while we're together. 777 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,331 - That is quite a commitment after knowing me 778 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,066 for hardly any time at all. 779 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,234 - Yeah, well. 780 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,402 Like I said, I can be-- 781 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:26,570 - Tenacious. 782 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:27,571 Yeah, I got it. 783 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:30,507 (Andy chuckles) 784 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,552 - Have I told you how pretty you look? 785 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,654 I mean, If I say your body's amazing, 786 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,523 would you hold it against me? 787 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:49,059 (laughing) 788 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,628 That's good-- - That was smooth. 789 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,130 - Snuck it right in there. 790 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:54,531 - Did you research that? 791 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,766 Did you google it? 792 00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:57,234 - I did. 793 00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,404 Yeah, I went cube, functional, pickup-- 794 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:01,505 - That's what you typed in? 795 00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,123 - Yeah. 796 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,740 - Can I tell you what I'm thinking about? 797 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,515 A little bit closer than that. 798 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:13,583 The maitre d' is really freaking me out. 799 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,355 - Shoo shoo. 800 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,123 (laughing) 801 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:24,361 ¶ It's not hard to fall ¶ 802 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:28,765 ¶ It's too easy to break ¶ 803 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:32,102 ¶ So I'll keep on pretending ¶ 804 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:36,440 ¶ That you're not perfect for me ¶ 805 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:41,144 ¶ As long as it takes ¶ 806 00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:46,216 ¶ It's not all my fault ¶ 807 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:51,354 ¶ I know you feel the same ¶ 808 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:54,291 ¶ But we can't be the just friends ¶ 809 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:58,628 ¶ We've just been trying to be ¶ 810 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,564 ¶ I know it's too late ¶ 811 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:01,798 - Thanks. 812 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,600 ¶ But I'm just trying not to fall ¶ 813 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,636 ¶ In love with you ¶ 814 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,640 I would invite you up, but... 815 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,176 - But? 816 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,246 - I gave up being a slut for Lent. 817 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,647 (laughing) 818 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,282 - Ah, so. 819 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,818 You're not a slut and you honor Lent? 820 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:23,687 - Yeah. 821 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,323 - I think you're a waste of my time. 822 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:27,591 Have a good night. 823 00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,726 (laughing) 824 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,430 - No, you know I would, I just have 825 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:34,764 an early meeting tomorrow. 826 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,234 - It's fine. 827 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,435 No, me too, I gotta go straight back 828 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:39,769 to the office to handle a few things. 829 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:44,174 - So, until next time? 830 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:44,875 - Yes. 831 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,611 Till the next time. 832 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:52,382 ¶ Back in each other's arms ¶ 833 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,683 - Good night. 834 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,485 - Good night, Princess. 835 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,721 ¶ I hold you, you hold me, we hold on ¶ 836 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,523 ¶ And let go of the walls ¶ 837 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,490 - Good night, flower eater. 838 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:04,628 ¶ We built around our hearts ¶ 839 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:09,699 ¶ Broken fences mend ¶ 840 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:15,539 ¶ Second chances start ¶ 841 00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:17,807 ¶ A new life ¶ 842 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,744 - [Andy] Huh? 843 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,480 - You see, that's what I'm talking about, that looks sharp. 844 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:24,932 - [Andy] Yeah. 845 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,383 I don't know how I'm gonna explain the charges 846 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:27,450 as a hotel expense, but-- 847 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:28,535 - Are you kidding me? 848 00:36:28,536 --> 00:36:29,619 These are clothes for meetings. 849 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,588 And as Mr. Warren's personal liaison, 850 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,957 it is important for you to look good. 851 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,425 - [Andy] You're right. 852 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,728 - I mean, you like this girl, don't ya? 853 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:40,430 - Yeah. 854 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:42,365 She's incredible. 855 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,234 Oh, and I have an amazing idea for the second date, 856 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:44,868 by the way. 857 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,303 - Excellent. 858 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,470 (exhales) 859 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:49,206 - I'm like a high-class criminal. 860 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,407 (laughing) 861 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,675 Not exactly the look I was going for, 862 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,344 but hell, I will take it. 863 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:58,315 Oh, I set up the meeting at the bank to air my idea. 864 00:36:58,317 --> 00:36:59,249 - Get out of here. 865 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,817 Come on, come on, give me a hug. 866 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,553 - All right, all right. 867 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,922 (light music) 868 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,242 - [Andy] You're outta your mind. 869 00:37:09,243 --> 00:37:10,759 - No, Keith Rune is better than John Bonham. 870 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,862 - John Bonham was incredible, are you kidding me? 871 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:16,333 When you see him live, you just feel it. 872 00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:19,769 - This is so beautiful. 873 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,273 Thank you for bringing me out here. 874 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:27,510 - I have a surprise for you. 875 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:29,579 - I've already had a surprise, the yacht. 876 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,714 - Close your eyes. 877 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,548 (Hayley giggles) 878 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:32,382 Close them. 879 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:33,283 - Okay. 880 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:41,491 Can I open them? 881 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:46,529 (acoustic guitar music) 882 00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,969 ¶ Simple but it's complicated ¶ 883 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:55,338 ¶ Conversation underrated ¶ 884 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:59,909 ¶ I could be your open book when you close ¶ 885 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,612 ¶ Tell me is it too impulsive ¶ 886 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,748 ¶ Asking you to stay till morning ¶ 887 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:09,686 ¶ It's a familiar feeling we all know ¶ 888 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:12,555 ¶ Now let's roll on out ¶ 889 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:14,758 ¶ And stay up talking shit all night ¶ 890 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,960 ¶ And climb the roof ¶ 891 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,863 ¶ And watch the world be set on fire ¶ 892 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,765 ¶ Break the rules ¶ 893 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,969 ¶ And look for things we shouldn't find ¶ 894 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:29,005 ¶ Inside ¶ 895 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,909 ¶ 'Cause lately ¶ 896 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:37,747 ¶ I been going crazy ¶ 897 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:42,619 ¶ I think this might've saved me ¶ 898 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:47,324 ¶ Exactly what I needed ¶ (laughing) 899 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:52,395 ¶ I need it tonight, night ¶ 900 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:56,866 ¶ Tonight, night ¶ 901 00:38:56,868 --> 00:39:01,571 ¶ I need tonight, night ¶ 902 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:06,443 ¶ Exactly what I needed ¶ 903 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:09,512 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 904 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,651 I didn't know you could do that. 905 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:15,485 (gulls cawing) 906 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:16,486 That was amazing. 907 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,387 - Aww. 908 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:19,889 I wrote it for you. 909 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,024 - Did you really? 910 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:23,593 (laughing) 911 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,494 Thank you. 912 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:28,698 (light music) 913 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:07,637 (sighs) 914 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:09,606 - I'm not using him. 915 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,874 - No. 916 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:14,978 Not for the nine course meals, the limo, yacht. 917 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,380 (laughs) 918 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,781 - All right, well when you put it like that, 919 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:21,985 you have a fair point, but Sash, I really like him. 920 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,488 - You do, don't you? 921 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:28,491 (laughing) 922 00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:30,827 - That's why I can't tell him the truth, yet. 923 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,780 I can't tell him the truth yet. 924 00:40:33,781 --> 00:40:36,732 - Well, it's not real until you do, you know that, right? 925 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:43,940 - Oh my god, what happened to the Hayley I know, huh? 926 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,010 The one who's a force of nature, 927 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,812 who's tough and strong and confident. 928 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,914 Student body president and never earned 929 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,049 less than a B in her life, huh? 930 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,784 Where'd she go? 931 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:59,589 'Cause the Hayley I know would never lie about who she is. 932 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:04,227 About her status or how hard she works for her dreams. 933 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,630 Baby girl, you have got too much going on inside. 934 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:08,998 You're better than this. 935 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:13,002 - I just don't know anymore. 936 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:16,039 - Oh my god, so you got a little banged up and bruised, 937 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,607 we all do. 938 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:18,908 (panting) 939 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:21,444 - Yeah. 940 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:22,177 I haven't gotten laid in months. 941 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,882 - Well there is that. 942 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:28,952 - I'm gonna keep going. 943 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,019 - Yeah, I'm not. 944 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:30,954 - Okay. 945 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:31,988 - Okay. - Fair enough. 946 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,523 - Yeah, good luck with that. 947 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:34,491 - [Hayley] Thanks. 948 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,594 (groaning) 949 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:40,163 (phone ringing) 950 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,131 - So, that's basically it. 951 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,501 All I need is the startup capital. 952 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:47,704 - To cover what exactly? 953 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:50,807 - Well, I need an architect, for one. 954 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:55,845 - But you don't have the money to build the hotel. 955 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:58,281 - Well no. (laughs) 956 00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,984 I mean I need to build the model first. 957 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:04,087 - And you would use the model to? 958 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:07,123 - Show the investors what the hotel might look like, 959 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,259 you know, so they'll invest in the build. 960 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,594 - A bigger model? 961 00:42:12,631 --> 00:42:14,664 - Exactly, you know? 962 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,600 And I need money for market analysis, 963 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:20,136 and to put the prospectus together, and I mean-- 964 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:23,973 - Couldn't you sorta do all this yourself? 965 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:28,311 - No, well, I mean, maybe if I had a computer. 966 00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:31,581 - A computer. 967 00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,050 - You know, and then in theory, 968 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,752 I can do some of those things. 969 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,955 Actually, heck, I could do all of those things. 970 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,723 This is true. 971 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,158 - Honestly. 972 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,995 Who doesn't have a computer? 973 00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:49,732 Your main problem, Mr. Palazzo, is-- 974 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,902 - Oh, oh, you can call me Andy. 975 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,837 I mean, we're past that point, right? 976 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:56,205 I can call you Tom. 977 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,106 - No. 978 00:42:58,677 --> 00:43:03,646 Your main problem, Andy, is that you don't have assets. 979 00:43:05,617 --> 00:43:10,019 Liability and collateral, and it would be impossible 980 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,621 for us to give you a loan. 981 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:14,791 Find someone to bankroll your startup capital 982 00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:15,758 and get you going. 983 00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:18,962 Thanks for coming in. 984 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:24,634 - When you say impossible, mm? 985 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:25,835 - Impossible. 986 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:28,137 Thanks for coming in. 987 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,707 - [Andy] Great, thank you. 988 00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:32,976 I'm gonna go ahead and take a pen. 989 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,812 - Look, the answer is no, okay? 990 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,080 - Why not? 991 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:39,082 - Because I don't invest in friends' businesses. 992 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:42,085 I mean, eventually the friendship will suffer. 993 00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,252 The business will fail. 994 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,755 - My business is not gonna fail. 995 00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,691 - Why don't you ask Mr. Warner? 996 00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:51,961 - It's Mr. Warren, and no, he's already done 997 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,663 way too much for me already. 998 00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:55,064 - You got nothing to lose. 999 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,101 Besides, he might like it, I mean it's a good idea. 1000 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,969 Just all about the presentation. 1001 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:03,139 I tell you what I will do. 1002 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,141 I've got the complete Adobe suite. 1003 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,110 Photoshop, Illustrator, everything you need 1004 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:08,411 to make a kickass presentation. 1005 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:10,113 I'll help you with that, you can use my computer. 1006 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,682 - Computer, I want you to invest in the company, 1007 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:13,416 I want your money. 1008 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:14,817 - It's not gonna happen, okay? 1009 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:17,120 You can have my computer or nothing. 1010 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,688 Oh, how's Holly doing? 1011 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,124 - It's Hayley. 1012 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:22,225 She's good. 1013 00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:23,893 - You guys done the Macarena? 1014 00:44:23,895 --> 00:44:25,128 - [Andy] No. 1015 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,329 - Really? 1016 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,864 That must be some kinda record for you. 1017 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:29,232 (laughs) 1018 00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:32,201 - No, it's just, it's different with this one, man. 1019 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:36,172 And it's a mutual thing, just there's no rush. 1020 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,141 - You must really like this girl. 1021 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:39,442 - Yeah. 1022 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,210 Really, it's killing me. 1023 00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:43,746 I'm dying. (laughs) 1024 00:44:43,748 --> 00:44:45,682 - Hey, you got plans for Saturday? 1025 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,367 - No. 1026 00:44:47,368 --> 00:44:49,051 - I got a couple tickets for the opera, you can have them. 1027 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:50,019 - [Andy] The opera? 1028 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,604 - Yeah, the opera. 1029 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:53,188 Trust me, one night at the Met and you'll get laid. 1030 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:54,290 - The opera. 1031 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,159 - What? 1032 00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,160 All right, forget it. 1033 00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:58,561 - No, I'll take it. 1034 00:44:58,562 --> 00:44:59,961 - I'm gonna give 'em to someone else, forget it. 1035 00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:01,431 - I trust you, I just, the opera? 1036 00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:02,999 That's what's gonna turn her on? 1037 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,333 - That will close the deal. 1038 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,969 - Yes, I'm heading to the caterer right now. 1039 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,738 I'm taking the corporate limo! 1040 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:12,241 But nothing, I will talk to you later. 1041 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,145 (light music) 1042 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,281 Dumpty. 1043 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:21,317 Dumpty! 1044 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,090 Janine! 1045 00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:27,990 Janine! 1046 00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:32,328 (light music) 1047 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,870 - [Jessica] The opera is a cultural benchmark. 1048 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:43,473 A sophisticated and elegant affair, 1049 00:45:43,475 --> 00:45:46,142 and although it can be emotionally overwhelming, 1050 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:48,277 unlike a wide receiver in the end zone, 1051 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:51,214 try and pretend like you've been there before. 1052 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:54,117 (classical music) 1053 00:46:00,492 --> 00:46:03,459 (camera clicking) 1054 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:07,363 (singing in foreign language) 1055 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,941 (camera clicks) 1056 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:26,509 - You wanna see it? 1057 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,177 It's kinda cute. 1058 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,312 - It's cute. 1059 00:47:29,314 --> 00:47:31,480 (laughs) 1060 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:37,253 (speaking foreign language) 1061 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,558 - Well, listen. 1062 00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:45,628 $40 million, that's a lot of renmimbes, 1063 00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:48,297 so let's just not screw this up. 1064 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:51,067 (laughing) 1065 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:54,070 (speaking foreign language) 1066 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:55,438 Okay. 1067 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,539 All right. 1068 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,640 Okay, sorry. 1069 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,408 Hi. - Hi. 1070 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:00,409 - Hi. 1071 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:03,279 You must be Andy. 1072 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:04,447 - Hi, yeah. 1073 00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:05,448 How are you? 1074 00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,450 - Hi. 1075 00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:09,451 - I know we just met, and it's not my place to criticize, 1076 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,988 but your Cantonese is bad. 1077 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:13,522 - Mm, well then it was a good thing 1078 00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:16,092 I was speaking Mandarin, isn't it? 1079 00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:18,127 (laughing) 1080 00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:20,162 (mumbling) 1081 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:21,497 (laughing) 1082 00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:25,001 - So, how was the opera for the first time? 1083 00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:27,336 This season. - Great. 1084 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:28,638 - The first season. 1085 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,972 - Yeah. 1086 00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:31,073 - Yeah. 1087 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:33,109 It was fun, brilliant, if anything. 1088 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:38,514 Not as good as the Zepheretti we saw last year. 1089 00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,149 - The Zepheretti, right. 1090 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:44,120 - Yeah, I love Zepheretti, he's amazing. 1091 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:45,354 - Really? - You too. 1092 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:48,624 Yeah, especially La Bohama, right? 1093 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,527 - La Bohama is just-- - It's stunning. 1094 00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:54,063 Absolutely. - Maybe. 1095 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:55,431 - Yeah. 1096 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:58,401 - So, we didn't mean to disturb you, 1097 00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:02,305 but you had a business call, what do you do? 1098 00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:05,074 - Oh, a hedge fund manager. 1099 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:11,013 - Oh, so you handle like, investments with you know, 1100 00:49:12,317 --> 00:49:14,517 with other people's money in different fields. 1101 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,651 - Yes. 1102 00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:17,019 Yes, I do. 1103 00:49:17,021 --> 00:49:20,523 Primarily high risk VCs, you know, 1104 00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:22,058 thinking outside the box type stuff, 1105 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,459 a lot of it very cutting edge. 1106 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,395 It's not safe, so that is what makes it fun. 1107 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:27,430 - [Andy] I've heard. 1108 00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:28,531 - She's important. 1109 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:29,465 - Yeah. 1110 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:32,668 (clears throat) 1111 00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:36,339 - And you, Andy, what exactly do you do? 1112 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:41,344 - Oh, I'm hotel business, it's, I don't, it's a lot. 1113 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,381 I mean, maybe if we, you know, talk later 1114 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:46,582 I can give you more details. 1115 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:49,518 But it's just, yeah, hotel business. 1116 00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:55,257 - Okay, well I'm bushed, so we'll talk later 1117 00:49:55,259 --> 00:50:00,329 about that hotel business, and you guys just 1118 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:04,467 enjoy yourselves, 'cause I'm gonna sleep in your bedroom, 1119 00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:05,568 if that's okay. 1120 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,137 - That's fine, anything that you need 1121 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:10,473 is more than okay with me. 1122 00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:12,475 I just want you to get back on your feet. 1123 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:15,511 - Yes, okay, got it, yes, uh-huh, thank you. 1124 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:18,280 And yeah, you kids need anything, 1125 00:50:18,282 --> 00:50:19,548 just help yourselves. 1126 00:50:21,753 --> 00:50:23,552 - Did she just say that we could have 1127 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:26,489 whatever we want in your house? 1128 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:27,590 - Did she? 1129 00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:28,691 No. 1130 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:29,525 Really? 1131 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:30,760 (laughs) 1132 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:32,495 Her sense of humor's really really strange, 1133 00:50:32,497 --> 00:50:33,562 but I find it funny. 1134 00:50:36,768 --> 00:50:38,367 Okay. 1135 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,202 (sighs) 1136 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:41,303 - I gotta come clean. 1137 00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:48,144 - Okay. 1138 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:52,515 (sighs) 1139 00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:53,616 - I've never been to the opera. 1140 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,217 (laughing) 1141 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,519 - Oh my god. 1142 00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,288 That's not what I thought you were gonna say. 1143 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:01,390 - [Andy] Whew, okay. 1144 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,159 - Okay, but I actually do have something serious 1145 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:04,226 to tell you, though. 1146 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:07,530 I feel like I've been a little bit 1147 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:08,798 misleading about something. 1148 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:11,834 I don't know who Zepheretti is 1149 00:51:11,836 --> 00:51:13,602 and I've never heard of him... 1150 00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:17,173 What? 1151 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:19,642 - No, I just told you that, no. 1152 00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:23,779 - Is the La Bohama thing, shh, is La Bohama a real thing? 1153 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,314 - I don't know. 1154 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,615 - I thought you knew what that was. 1155 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:27,716 - It probably is. 1156 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:28,551 Where's your bathroom? 1157 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:29,718 (laughing) 1158 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:33,089 - It's down there, to the right. 1159 00:51:34,358 --> 00:51:35,257 Okay. 1160 00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:37,193 Yeah, good. 1161 00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:44,567 (light music) 1162 00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:46,635 (sighs) 1163 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:59,615 - I like this girl. 1164 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,550 (sighs) 1165 00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:03,619 I really like this girl. 1166 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:07,590 Don't let me down. 1167 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:11,494 Sorry. 1168 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:13,529 - Hey. 1169 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,699 I was gonna go get us a drink. 1170 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:20,836 (R&B music) 1171 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:32,481 ¶ Having shots, saying is that deep enough ¶ 1172 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:33,782 - I don't care. 1173 00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:36,352 (laughs) 1174 00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:41,423 ¶ Seven minutes more gonna be seven too much ¶ 1175 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:46,662 ¶ Dirty minds think alike, you ain't gotta say nothing ¶ 1176 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:52,668 ¶ We made it to the floor, now we can't get up ¶ 1177 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,572 ¶ Just move with me, get loose with me ¶ 1178 00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:59,909 ¶ Show me what you're gonna do ¶ 1179 00:52:59,911 --> 00:53:02,745 ¶ Come through it, pass through it ¶ 1180 00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:04,647 ¶ You some got facts, I got 'em too ¶ 1181 00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:08,784 ¶ You got me like oh, oh, oh, oh ¶ 1182 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,617 (moans) 1183 00:53:47,692 --> 00:53:49,592 (yawns) 1184 00:53:49,594 --> 00:53:50,492 - Good morning. 1185 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:52,861 - Sorry, did I wake you? 1186 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:58,234 - No. 1187 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:58,968 - How come Sasha's in all these photos 1188 00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:01,403 and you're in none of 'em? 1189 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:06,909 - Oh, that's just, it's a weird thing, 1190 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:10,546 I just don't like posing for photos, like at all. 1191 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:13,782 So she just stands in for me. 1192 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:18,787 - [Andy] So these are your parents? 1193 00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,389 - [Hayley] Yep, yeah. 1194 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:24,760 - You don't look anything like them. 1195 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:25,794 (laughing) 1196 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:28,931 - That's just, I think I look like 1197 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:32,835 my grandfather George, god rest his soul. 1198 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:36,605 - So this must be your husband. 1199 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:38,841 - No, no. 1200 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:41,610 That's Devon. 1201 00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:47,650 He's away on business, so, but you'll meet him. 1202 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,004 - Oh. 1203 00:54:52,005 --> 00:54:53,054 So that means you're planning on 1204 00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:54,890 keeping me around for a while? 1205 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:56,659 - I don't know, maybe. 1206 00:54:56,661 --> 00:55:01,664 Yeah. 1207 00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:09,872 (phone ringing) 1208 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:17,012 - It's a call from the company, I gotta take this. 1209 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:17,946 - [Hayley] Okay. 1210 00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:20,516 - [Andy] I'll be right back. 1211 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,827 (exhales) 1212 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:32,895 - Mr. Warren. 1213 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,396 How are you sir? 1214 00:55:34,398 --> 00:55:35,931 - Are you in a bathroom? 1215 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:38,901 - Look, I'm at the gym. 1216 00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:41,670 On the way to work. 1217 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,839 - I don't really care where you are, I'm worried. 1218 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,708 I've been doing the downward dog all morning, 1219 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:47,042 and all I can think about is you 1220 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:48,744 and why I haven't heard from you in two days. 1221 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,412 Anything I should know about? 1222 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:51,847 - No. 1223 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:55,384 No, sir, everything is, it feels great. 1224 00:55:55,386 --> 00:55:56,852 (sighs) 1225 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:59,054 - Have you heard from Roman about the acquisitions? 1226 00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:00,456 - No, sir. 1227 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:02,891 But I've reached out multiple times. 1228 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:04,209 (moaning) 1229 00:56:04,210 --> 00:56:05,526 - Well light some fire under their asses, 1230 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,630 get this thing-- (loud moaning) 1231 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:14,770 - Sir... 1232 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,038 - Is everything okay? 1233 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,742 (Andy sighs) 1234 00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:20,609 - Yeah. 1235 00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,680 Everything's good. 1236 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:28,684 I just had a few wrinkles on a hotel acquisition. 1237 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,953 - Oh, acquire a hotel? 1238 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,056 - I have this idea. - Mm-hmm. 1239 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:39,061 - Where I wanna create hotels that are more like apartments. 1240 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:43,098 Instead of hotel rooms where the interior 1241 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:47,035 the decor is casual, instead of room service 1242 00:56:47,037 --> 00:56:49,972 you're having a fridge in your place 1243 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:53,475 with beer and hot pockets. (laughs) 1244 00:56:53,477 --> 00:56:54,910 Stuff like that. 1245 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:57,045 And the staff, they're all your friends 1246 00:56:57,047 --> 00:56:58,647 and they're dressed in street clothes 1247 00:56:58,649 --> 00:57:02,918 instead of bell hop uniforms, and it's just a cool, 1248 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,953 casual place that feels like home, 1249 00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:06,855 but it just happens to be a hotel. 1250 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,826 Yeah, I'm gonna call it Crash Pad. 1251 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:14,763 It's a bad idea. 1252 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:15,964 - No. 1253 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:17,666 Actually reminds me a little bit of something 1254 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:19,568 that I'm working on. 1255 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,790 - [Andy] Really? 1256 00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:26,741 - I want to open up a full service bar salon 1257 00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:27,743 that's more social. 1258 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,847 - When you say full service. 1259 00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,048 (laughing) 1260 00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:33,982 - Shut up! 1261 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:38,954 Seriously, like, when you go to get your hair done 1262 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,023 or whatever at a salon, everyone's chatting, 1263 00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:42,691 they're gossiping, it's like communal, 1264 00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:44,493 but when you go to a spa, it's, 1265 00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:47,029 like to get a body scrub or a massage, 1266 00:57:47,031 --> 00:57:48,831 you're just so isolated. 1267 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,632 So I wanna combine them both. 1268 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,568 I wanna have like a bar and a buffet, 1269 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:57,172 and just make it like a more social experience, I guess. 1270 00:57:57,174 --> 00:57:58,974 Kind of like Cheers but for women. 1271 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,876 - So what are you gonna call it? 1272 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:02,945 - Community Zen. 1273 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:05,013 - Ah. 1274 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:08,016 - Oh no, do you think I'm crazy? 1275 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:09,818 - No. 1276 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,587 I think you're zensational. 1277 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,589 (laughing) 1278 00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:14,756 You see what I did there? 1279 00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:15,691 - Yeah. 1280 00:58:15,693 --> 00:58:17,726 Yeah, that's very clever. 1281 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:21,096 (sighs) 1282 00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,098 I'm afraid of you. 1283 00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:25,534 - Good. 1284 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:31,006 'Cause if you're falling for me half 1285 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:36,078 as hard as I'm falling for you, then we're in big trouble. 1286 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:40,749 (gentle music) 1287 00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,927 I wanna stay, trust me, I wanna stay. 1288 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:54,096 - Okay. 1289 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,698 Go acquire a hotel. 1290 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,767 (laughs) 1291 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:03,739 - Do you have any plans tomorrow? 1292 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:06,108 - Did you have something in mind? 1293 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,175 - Maybe. 1294 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:10,946 I wanna take you somewhere. 1295 00:59:10,948 --> 00:59:12,748 And it requires skill. 1296 00:59:14,118 --> 00:59:15,684 - Okay. 1297 00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:18,320 - [Andy] We'll see if you're up to par. 1298 00:59:19,557 --> 00:59:24,626 - Oh. 1299 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:26,895 (giggles) 1300 00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:34,670 - Oh, good morning, Princess. 1301 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,171 (laughing) 1302 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,940 Details, details, details, 'cause like, 1303 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:39,641 Grandpa George, really? 1304 00:59:39,643 --> 00:59:41,176 - What was I supposed to do? 1305 00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:42,244 I'm not in any of the photos. 1306 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,645 - And whose fault is that? 1307 00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,980 - Well we did not think that through. 1308 00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:46,114 I did not think that through. 1309 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:48,200 (laughing) 1310 00:59:48,201 --> 00:59:50,285 - So did we give the American a good wank? 1311 00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:51,119 - [Hayley] Stop. 1312 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:52,187 - Did we? 1313 00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:54,623 Come on, spill it. 1314 00:59:57,828 --> 00:59:58,994 - It was great. 1315 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:01,697 It was amazing, it was amazing. 1316 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:02,965 We were amazing, I mean, the whole thing 1317 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:04,366 was just really amazing. 1318 01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:06,768 In like a lot of ways. 1319 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:07,703 - Was it amazing? 1320 01:00:07,705 --> 01:00:08,637 - [Hayley] It was amazing. 1321 01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:09,938 - Yeah, I'm getting that. 1322 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,673 - Yeah, you know last night with the opera talk? 1323 01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:13,108 Yeah, it was his first time at the opera. 1324 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,944 - Oh, really? (laughing) 1325 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,346 La Bohama my ass. 1326 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:22,384 You're smitten. 1327 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:24,119 - I am. 1328 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,388 - Mm, that initial little pitter patter of feelings 1329 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:28,156 that if we could just bottle up and sell, 1330 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:29,358 we would be millionaires. 1331 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:33,128 (laughing) 1332 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:34,196 - Oh, I'm pathetic though, aren't? 1333 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:36,231 - No, not exactly pathetic. 1334 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:39,401 You're at the intersection of pathetic and cute. 1335 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:40,869 (laughing) 1336 01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,338 And I'm happy for you, but you do know 1337 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:45,674 that he thinks he's dating the owner and boss 1338 01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:47,075 of a series of spas. 1339 01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:49,177 - I know. 1340 01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:50,646 What am I gonna do? 1341 01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,047 - You gotta tell him. 1342 01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,148 - I can't! 1343 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,117 - You gotta just spit it out. 1344 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,151 Every pun intended. 1345 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,853 (laughing) 1346 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,254 - Oh my god. 1347 01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:02,224 - Oh, you ridiculous petulant little child. 1348 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:03,225 God, whatever. 1349 01:01:03,227 --> 01:01:04,159 It's your life. 1350 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,661 I'm gonna make us some tea. 1351 01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:06,828 - Okay. 1352 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:07,963 - And you're gonna wash the sheets. 1353 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:08,730 - Oh. 1354 01:01:08,732 --> 01:01:10,866 - [Sasha] No, seriously, wash the sheets. 1355 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:11,933 - I'll wash the sheets. 1356 01:01:11,935 --> 01:01:13,368 - [Sasha] Yeah. 1357 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,103 (light music) 1358 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,238 - Here it comes, you ready? 1359 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,975 Okay, you gotta keep your eye on the ball, 1360 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,176 that's all I know what to tell ya. 1361 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:22,944 - Okay. 1362 01:01:22,946 --> 01:01:24,212 - Hey, I got an idea. 1363 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,781 Why don't you guys come and hang with us 1364 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,182 at the beach house this weekend? 1365 01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:28,250 - Really? 1366 01:01:28,252 --> 01:01:29,751 - Yes. 1367 01:01:29,753 --> 01:01:31,286 Check in with Hayley, see if she's down with it. 1368 01:01:31,288 --> 01:01:33,422 - Yeah, but what about Ava? 1369 01:01:33,424 --> 01:01:37,159 I mean, does she know what's going on? 1370 01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:39,294 'Cause if we go, then I mean, you both are gonna have to-- 1371 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:40,929 - Lie about your professional life? 1372 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:42,230 Look, I don't think she's gonna do that, 1373 01:01:42,232 --> 01:01:44,299 but I'll make sure she keeps her mouth shut. 1374 01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:45,400 - Okay. 1375 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:47,069 Thanks, man. - Yeah. 1376 01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:47,936 Oh. 1377 01:01:48,972 --> 01:01:50,305 You're not so great at this. 1378 01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:51,740 - [Andy] Maybe one more. 1379 01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:55,744 - Yeah, let's go do a little putt putt golf. 1380 01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:57,779 Come on, Babe Ruth. 1381 01:01:57,781 --> 01:01:58,413 - I hate you. 1382 01:02:01,418 --> 01:02:04,386 (birds chirping) 1383 01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,055 (laughing) 1384 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,256 - Real skill, huh? 1385 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:09,291 - Hell yes. 1386 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,225 (giggles) 1387 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,426 - [Clerk] Hi, two for mini golf? 1388 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:12,427 - Yes, please. 1389 01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:17,065 (camera clicks) 1390 01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:21,169 Learn to golf, and to golf well. 1391 01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:23,271 - Wait, did you just quote-- 1392 01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:24,272 - Huh? 1393 01:02:24,274 --> 01:02:25,340 - Nevermind. 1394 01:02:26,443 --> 01:02:28,176 - Here's your score card. 1395 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:29,244 - [Hayley] Thank you. 1396 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,245 - You guys are so cute. 1397 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:31,379 - Aww, appreciate that. 1398 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:32,514 - You're cute. 1399 01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:36,384 - You're cute. (laughs) 1400 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,053 - Yes, Mr. Dumpty. 1401 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:41,289 (camera clicking) (laughing) 1402 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:42,958 - Okay. 1403 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,360 So, you can take it. 1404 01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:46,862 - Okay. 1405 01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:49,197 - So what you're gonna do 1406 01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:51,299 is you are going to move your arms. 1407 01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:52,167 - Uh-huh. 1408 01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:53,235 - And your shoulders. 1409 01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:54,302 - Right. 1410 01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,438 - Together, like a pendulum, okay? 1411 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,405 - Okay. 1412 01:02:57,407 --> 01:03:00,342 - Gorgeous velvet pendulum. 1413 01:03:00,344 --> 01:03:01,977 - Okay, okay. 1414 01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:02,811 - Okay, you got it. 1415 01:03:02,813 --> 01:03:04,012 - Just watch and learn. 1416 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:10,919 - Okay. 1417 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,552 - Yeah, I learnt how to play golf 1418 01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:13,989 before you discovered pocket pool. 1419 01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,390 Just be grateful we're not on a real golf course 1420 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:17,926 'cause I mean really embarrass you. 1421 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:21,897 - Noted. 1422 01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:23,298 - Yeah, you'll be fine. 1423 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,299 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1424 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:27,369 (camera clicking) 1425 01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,942 - Here you go. 1426 01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:35,010 - Thank you. 1427 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,380 There's no way this is right. 1428 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,383 - Well, with the nine mulligans I gave you 1429 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:43,952 and the penalty strikes that I did not add, 1430 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:46,188 because you thought that getting your ball lost 1431 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,323 in the windmill was penalty enough. 1432 01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:49,391 All of that is correct. 1433 01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:51,993 - Okay. 1434 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:52,894 That it is. 1435 01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:56,398 - Traumatized? 1436 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,432 - No. 1437 01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:58,333 Yes. 1438 01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,568 (laughing) 1439 01:03:59,570 --> 01:04:01,069 I just don't think I've ever been so thoroughly 1440 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:03,572 emasculated in my entire life. 1441 01:04:03,574 --> 01:04:04,406 - I'm sorry. 1442 01:04:04,408 --> 01:04:05,407 - You're not sorry. 1443 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,274 - No. 1444 01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:07,175 - Mm-mm. - Mm-mm. 1445 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:11,947 - What are you doing tomorrow? 1446 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:13,515 - Nothing I can't move around. 1447 01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:16,835 Why? 1448 01:04:16,836 --> 01:04:18,186 - 'Cause maybe I wanna see you. 1449 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,020 - Yeah? 1450 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,355 - Take you somewhere. 1451 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,090 - Where? 1452 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,859 - Definitely not mini golf. 1453 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:24,926 (laughing) 1454 01:04:24,928 --> 01:04:26,461 - Yeah, we won't do mini golf anymore. 1455 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:27,696 - Never again. 1456 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:28,930 - No, it didn't make you look good. 1457 01:04:28,932 --> 01:04:29,431 - No. 1458 01:04:30,334 --> 01:04:31,266 It's messed up. 1459 01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:32,133 - Yeah. 1460 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:40,175 (knocking) 1461 01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:41,042 - [Peter] Yeah. 1462 01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:43,478 - Peter. 1463 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:46,047 How we doing? 1464 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,049 - Fine, what do you have? 1465 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,451 - This just came up from legal, 1466 01:04:49,453 --> 01:04:51,653 they said everything is copacetic, 1467 01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:53,421 but Mr. Warren would feel better if-- 1468 01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:54,389 - Yeah, yeah. 1469 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,590 I'll take a look, thank you. 1470 01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:59,160 Anything else? 1471 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:02,497 (laughs) 1472 01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:04,299 - I wanna talk to you about an idea 1473 01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:05,400 that I've been working on. 1474 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:06,468 - An idea? 1475 01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:14,409 - It's a new hotel chain. 1476 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,378 - Do you know how much effort it takes 1477 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:19,114 to make a proposal for a new hotel chain? 1478 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,982 To even build one? 1479 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:22,117 - I do. 1480 01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:25,587 But this is great. 1481 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:29,658 - Look, everyone knows Mr. Warren sees something in you 1482 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,993 that no one else sees. 1483 01:05:32,963 --> 01:05:34,529 But that'll take you so far. 1484 01:05:34,531 --> 01:05:36,464 It you got in this conversation. 1485 01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:39,701 But all due diligence, you gotta start hustling, 1486 01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:42,037 or this is how far you're gonna get. 1487 01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:46,074 (sighs) 1488 01:05:46,076 --> 01:05:46,608 Goodbye Andy. 1489 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:52,347 - Mia? 1490 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:53,248 - What? 1491 01:05:54,551 --> 01:05:58,253 - I was just wondering if you could give me some advice? 1492 01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:00,405 - On? 1493 01:06:00,406 --> 01:06:02,556 - I have this idea about starting up a spa, like yours. 1494 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:07,562 - Well this should be interesting, go on. 1495 01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:10,632 - No, not, I mean, vastly different to yours, 1496 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:13,168 like considerably different to yours, 1497 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:17,105 but I was just, how did you start this place up? 1498 01:06:17,107 --> 01:06:20,108 Like did you get an LLC, where did you get 1499 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:22,110 the startup funds for it? 1500 01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:24,346 - You do realize you're asking your current boss 1501 01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:25,447 how to start a business that will 1502 01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:27,315 directly compete with hers? 1503 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,483 - Oh no no. 1504 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,618 Oh no, it's just a hypothetical, it's not-- 1505 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,354 - Should I start looking for your replacement? 1506 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:33,588 - No. 1507 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,223 No, definitely not. 1508 01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:39,427 'Cause I'm asking for the future, like a galaxy far away. 1509 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:43,465 Not now is what I'm saying, like not now at all. 1510 01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:45,734 So, I really appreciate the advice. 1511 01:06:45,736 --> 01:06:47,369 Have a lovely weekend. 1512 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:51,639 Just not now, is, yeah. 1513 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:56,211 (laughing) 1514 01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:59,114 - I hope you guys are ready for an amazing weekend 1515 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,282 at the beach. 1516 01:07:00,283 --> 01:07:01,449 Andy, thanks for the limo. 1517 01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:03,218 - No no, it's the least that we can do. 1518 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:04,552 - Honey, did I tell you? 1519 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:06,388 Andy's company's picking up the limo ride for us. 1520 01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:07,555 - Isn't that a personal expense, though? 1521 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:09,157 Are your shareholders okay with that? 1522 01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:11,626 - How many shareholders is it that you have? 1523 01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,111 I forget. 1524 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,595 - Honey, we don't wanna talk about this boring stuff 1525 01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:16,464 when there's a lot of expensive champagne to be drinking. 1526 01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:19,200 - No champagne, no champagne, no shop talk, 1527 01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,769 let's just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1528 01:07:20,771 --> 01:07:22,070 - Okay, okay. 1529 01:07:22,072 --> 01:07:24,606 (light music) 1530 01:07:36,787 --> 01:07:38,753 - Come on in, make yourselves at home. 1531 01:07:41,591 --> 01:07:43,825 - Wow, this is your house? 1532 01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:47,162 - [Blake] No, technically it's our house. 1533 01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:48,430 - (Woman speaking foreign language) 1534 01:07:48,432 --> 01:07:50,131 Something what do you guys wanna do? 1535 01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,499 - I wanna get some sun. 1536 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:53,435 - Oh yeah, you could us a little sun 1537 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,203 on that pasty white butt of yours. 1538 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,638 (laughing) 1539 01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:58,072 - [Hayley] Wow, that pool is amazing. 1540 01:07:58,073 --> 01:07:59,506 - Listen, why don't you guys just chill out a little bit 1541 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,109 and we'll go and have some dinner, okay? 1542 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:03,311 - And I have an idea for tomorrow, so let's talk. 1543 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,680 (light music) 1544 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,597 - This guy, right? 1545 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:23,598 (laughs) 1546 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:24,432 - What? 1547 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:25,266 - What, what? 1548 01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:26,501 What, you know what. 1549 01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:27,669 - You're smitten over her. 1550 01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:30,105 Not that I blame you, she's adorable. 1551 01:08:31,341 --> 01:08:32,607 - You're falling for this girl. 1552 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,542 - Fallen, this is past tense. 1553 01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,443 - Really? 1554 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:36,611 - Yeah, that was fast. 1555 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:38,613 - I know, I'm sold. 1556 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:39,848 - Good for you. 1557 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:42,117 - Somebody's a little P-whipped. 1558 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,618 Right, Mr. P. Whipped over here. 1559 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:44,552 (Andy laughs) 1560 01:08:44,554 --> 01:08:45,620 We got Mr. P. Whip-- 1561 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,822 - It's the accent, it's priceless. 1562 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:51,626 - No, it's just, she's everything I wanna be. 1563 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,661 - What, like a fraud and a liar? 1564 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,013 - Wow. 1565 01:08:55,014 --> 01:08:56,364 - Come on, I'm just saying, when you gonna 1566 01:08:56,366 --> 01:08:57,298 tell her the truth? 1567 01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:00,034 - I don't know. 1568 01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:01,768 I mean, maybe when I feel like I'm not gonna lose her 1569 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:03,254 when she finds out. 1570 01:09:03,255 --> 01:09:04,738 - You'll never know until you tell her the truth. 1571 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:07,308 You're not the first guy to do something stupid 1572 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:08,610 because you wanna impress a girl. 1573 01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:09,777 - What are you talking about? 1574 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,513 (laughing) 1575 01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:12,647 Was she looking at me? 1576 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:13,715 Huh? 1577 01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:16,818 (groans) 1578 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:17,719 - Jeez. 1579 01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:21,789 (birds chirping) 1580 01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,292 Andy, what is going on? 1581 01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:25,693 I have left you over 20 messages. 1582 01:09:25,695 --> 01:09:26,928 Call me immediately. 1583 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,732 (sighs) 1584 01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:35,203 (upbeat music) 1585 01:09:42,179 --> 01:09:43,678 ¶ Deep down in the jungle ¶ 1586 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,680 ¶ Where the wild grass grows high ¶ 1587 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:47,682 ¶ Where life is a miracle ¶ 1588 01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,285 ¶ And they never really ask why ¶ 1589 01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:52,320 ¶ Can I get a ride down there ¶ 1590 01:09:52,322 --> 01:09:54,455 ¶ Need a bit of action, I know ¶ 1591 01:09:54,457 --> 01:09:56,391 ¶ Take me to the danger ¶ 1592 01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:58,693 ¶ Show me how the party goes ¶ 1593 01:09:58,695 --> 01:09:59,827 ¶ Oh ¶ 1594 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:04,766 ¶ You have come too far away from home ¶ 1595 01:10:05,468 --> 01:10:06,901 - I cannot believe me talked him into 1596 01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:08,737 taking dance lessons right now. 1597 01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:10,572 - You've had a few drinks, we're gonna have a good time. 1598 01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:11,806 - Thank god we've had drinks. 1599 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:12,707 (laughing) 1600 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:13,708 - You're okay with this? 1601 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:14,709 - Are you kidding? 1602 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:15,810 This is awesome. 1603 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:16,744 Come on, let's go. 1604 01:10:16,746 --> 01:10:18,379 Let's go. 1605 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,347 Come on! 1606 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:22,917 ¶ Shake it up into the night ¶ 1607 01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:26,754 ¶ Shake it up into the night ¶ 1608 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:30,458 ¶ Time to dance my life away ¶ 1609 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:34,262 ¶ Shake it up into the night ¶ 1610 01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:37,699 ¶ Remember the days I prayed for what I have now ¶ 1611 01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:41,669 ¶ Ivy league law friends, dreams and cocktails ¶ 1612 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,973 ¶ Sharing the mussels, the good times and the best times ¶ 1613 01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:48,743 ¶ What's in us is stronger than what's there to defeat us ¶ 1614 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:51,679 ¶ And oh-ey-oh ¶ 1615 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:56,718 ¶ We only get one chance at this single life ¶ 1616 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,987 ¶ Oh-ey-oh ¶ 1617 01:10:58,989 --> 01:11:04,259 ¶ Chase out there your dreams till you feel alive ¶ 1618 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,399 (sighs) 1619 01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:12,033 - Hey. 1620 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:12,867 - Hmm? 1621 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:14,002 - We're home. 1622 01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:17,038 Hey. 1623 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,007 We're gonna step out, guys, this is us. 1624 01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:20,408 - Okay. 1625 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,477 - I had a great time, had a great time. 1626 01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:23,711 Have fun. 1627 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:24,979 - Thanks for everything, buddy. 1628 01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:26,781 - Thank you again. 1629 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:27,882 - [Ava] Good night. 1630 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:29,017 - Good night. 1631 01:11:31,354 --> 01:11:33,421 (yawns) 1632 01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:39,861 (engine starts) 1633 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:42,497 (light music) 1634 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:45,033 - I don't want this weekend to end. 1635 01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:45,900 - Yeah. 1636 01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:48,870 It doesn't have to. 1637 01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:50,905 - Really? 1638 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,877 - Have you ever had a Neapolitan orgasm? 1639 01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:59,314 - It's always been on my to do list. 1640 01:11:59,316 --> 01:12:01,049 (laughing) 1641 01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:04,452 - Well, some would call it Italian food. 1642 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:06,921 - Yeah, I'd like to do that. 1643 01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:09,957 - Gary. 1644 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:12,860 Take us Patsy's. 1645 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,897 (acoustic guitar music) 1646 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:19,801 ¶ I miss you ¶ 1647 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,537 ¶ More and more ¶ 1648 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,974 (clapping) 1649 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,745 - Wow. 1650 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:35,116 Italian orgasm of the soul indeed. 1651 01:12:35,118 --> 01:12:37,352 - Oh, but it's not Italian, it's, 1652 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:40,955 Tony, will you remind her what this is? 1653 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:44,392 - It's Neapolitan. 1654 01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:47,929 Chef Boyardee in a can is Italian food. 1655 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:50,865 Sal isn't with us this evening. 1656 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,368 However, I would like to present to you both 1657 01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,503 a copy of his latest book. 1658 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:59,407 May our recipes become your family dinners. 1659 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,611 - So nice of you, thank you. 1660 01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:05,513 (speaks foreign language) 1661 01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:06,948 (laughing) 1662 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:07,815 - Get it? 1663 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:08,983 I crack myself up. 1664 01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:14,389 - It's our first communal property. 1665 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,592 (laughs) 1666 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:19,627 Come here. 1667 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:23,965 Thank you. 1668 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,435 For dinner, and for this weekend. 1669 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,141 Okay, I'm gonna go use the lady's, I'll be right back. 1670 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,648 - Tony, can I get the check, please? 1671 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:46,120 Here you go, my friend. - Ah. 1672 01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:52,794 (suspenseful music) 1673 01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,500 - I am sorry, but... 1674 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:02,770 - I'm assuming this meal has nothing to do 1675 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,039 with official hotel business. 1676 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,808 Am I wrong in that assumption? 1677 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:09,644 - What are you doing here? 1678 01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:11,045 - Just making sure Mr. Warren knows 1679 01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:12,880 that you are not to be trusted. 1680 01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:18,786 Oh, you would never use the company credit card, would you? 1681 01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:19,887 - Oh. 1682 01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:22,957 I'm so sorry, that was a mistake. 1683 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,126 I'm gonna go ahead and leave cash, thanks. 1684 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,497 - Give my regards to your girlfriend. 1685 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,599 And I hope you brought enough cash. 1686 01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:33,167 (chuckles) 1687 01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:36,137 I can't wait for Mr. Warren to come home. 1688 01:14:37,207 --> 01:14:41,142 Limos, yachts, expensive dinners? 1689 01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:44,579 Dumpty Dumpty. 1690 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,048 The point is, you're in a lot of trouble! 1691 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:55,690 - Hey. 1692 01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:56,757 - [Andy] Hey. 1693 01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:57,592 - You okay? 1694 01:14:57,594 --> 01:14:58,526 - Yeah, everything's-- 1695 01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,061 - Are we good, are we set? 1696 01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:02,830 - Yeah, I just, why don't you meet me in the limo? 1697 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:05,666 And yeah, I wanna do one more thing. 1698 01:15:06,236 --> 01:15:07,134 - Okay. 1699 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,005 Don't forget that. 1700 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:12,006 - I'm not going to. 1701 01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:14,108 (laughs) 1702 01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:19,814 (light music) 1703 01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:43,571 - Hi. 1704 01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:44,906 - Oh, hi. 1705 01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:47,108 - Gary, take us home. 1706 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:50,278 (sighs) 1707 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,652 - Thank you for dinner. 1708 01:15:58,688 --> 01:16:00,054 - You're welcome. 1709 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,056 I'm sorry, come here. 1710 01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:08,596 Kevin. 1711 01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:11,032 Good morning. 1712 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:12,033 We should talk. 1713 01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,701 - Not a good day for you, Dumpty. 1714 01:16:14,837 --> 01:16:17,104 I just got off a Skype call with Mr. Warren. 1715 01:16:17,106 --> 01:16:20,841 And Gina, up in accounting, all those expenses 1716 01:16:20,843 --> 01:16:22,276 that you've rung up? 1717 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:25,079 (exhaling) 1718 01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:26,080 - What are you doing? 1719 01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:27,080 - [Kevin] I'm trying to whistle. 1720 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:27,949 - That's not a whistle. 1721 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:28,916 - That's not the point. 1722 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:31,152 The card, please? 1723 01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:37,758 Thank you. 1724 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,361 Mr. Warren would like you to go home, 1725 01:16:40,363 --> 01:16:43,664 and he will deal with you when he returns. 1726 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:44,265 - Kevin, you're not-- 1727 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:45,800 - I don't wanna hear it. 1728 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:48,803 - You can't fire me. 1729 01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:50,204 - That's correct. 1730 01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:54,175 But I can suspend you, and that's what I'm doing right now. 1731 01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:55,042 - Just because I-- 1732 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:56,978 - Just because! 1733 01:16:56,980 --> 01:17:00,982 Corporate fraud is not a just because. 1734 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:03,718 You have always been a world class slacker, 1735 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,786 but congratulations. 1736 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:10,858 You have just graduated to an epic screw-up, and a criminal. 1737 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:15,763 If it was up to me I would send you to jail today, 1738 01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:19,233 but Mr. Warren insisted that he takes care of it himself. 1739 01:17:20,203 --> 01:17:21,636 But don't fret, Dumpty. 1740 01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:26,407 We'll survive just fine without the lackluster services 1741 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,242 of our hotel greeter. 1742 01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:30,211 - A hotel greeter? 1743 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:32,847 - Oh yes. 1744 01:17:32,849 --> 01:17:34,115 And a bad one at that. 1745 01:17:35,752 --> 01:17:38,152 - Ooh, what's he talking about, Andy? 1746 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:39,920 - [Andy] Nothing, he's just-- 1747 01:17:39,922 --> 01:17:41,155 - You told you were the manager. 1748 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:41,989 (laughs) 1749 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:43,090 - He did? 1750 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:45,092 Oh, that's funny. 1751 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,328 (laughing) 1752 01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:48,996 That's funny. 1753 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,866 Because I'm the manager. 1754 01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,272 - Is that true? 1755 01:17:58,274 --> 01:18:00,307 (sighs) 1756 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,276 - Yes. 1757 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:05,112 - You lied to me? 1758 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:09,083 (crying) 1759 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,719 (solemn music) 1760 01:18:13,756 --> 01:18:14,388 - Hayley, wait. 1761 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:15,690 - Don't touch me! 1762 01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:16,390 - Okay. 1763 01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:22,129 I'm sorry, but, you gotta let me explain. 1764 01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:23,264 - Explain what? 1765 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,299 Explain what, Andy? 1766 01:18:26,869 --> 01:18:29,937 Every single moment that you and I have spent together 1767 01:18:29,939 --> 01:18:31,972 has been a lie. 1768 01:18:31,974 --> 01:18:33,974 - I wanted to tell you the truth, but-- 1769 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:35,209 - [Hayley] But? 1770 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,445 - But I thought you would leave me, okay? 1771 01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:38,879 I thought that-- 1772 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:41,115 - [Hayley] You thought that what, Andy? 1773 01:18:41,117 --> 01:18:43,217 - That you're this insanely beautiful, 1774 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:45,319 successful businesswoman and I'm a loser. 1775 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:50,057 Okay, tell me you didn't fall in love with my Am Ex card. 1776 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:54,895 Tell me that you fell in love with the schmuck 1777 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:56,497 who cries like a infant at the opera 1778 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:58,265 and accidentally eats flowers. 1779 01:18:58,267 --> 01:19:00,401 Tell me you don't care that I'm a flat broke greeter 1780 01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:02,503 who lives in a 200 square foot apartment. 1781 01:19:06,142 --> 01:19:08,175 I know you would never lie, and I would never 1782 01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:09,410 stoop this low, but I didn't think 1783 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,112 that you would fall for me if I, 1784 01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:16,350 if I wasn't as successful as you were. 1785 01:19:20,456 --> 01:19:21,489 And that was wrong. 1786 01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:25,292 But I am in love with you. 1787 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,334 - I don't know you. 1788 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,871 - Hayley, come on. 1789 01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:39,340 (solemn music) 1790 01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,134 (crying) 1791 01:20:15,378 --> 01:20:17,244 - Dress to impress. 1792 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:19,213 Bollocks! 1793 01:20:20,349 --> 01:20:22,416 (sobbing) 1794 01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:26,887 - It's gonna be a great day. 1795 01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:28,589 A great day. 1796 01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:43,103 (light music) 1797 01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:02,623 ¶ Thinking tomorrow that I'll see your face ¶ 1798 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:06,360 ¶ So sorry that I let you go ¶ 1799 01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:11,432 ¶ And the memory of your kiss still haunts me at night ¶ 1800 01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:15,069 ¶ But I'm not with you babe ¶ 1801 01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:18,372 ¶ Lost is what I feel ¶ 1802 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:22,142 ¶ When you take me to your house ¶ 1803 01:21:22,144 --> 01:21:23,377 (water running) 1804 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:27,147 ¶ And words cannot describe as ¶ 1805 01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:31,252 ¶ I kiss your lips goodbye ¶ 1806 01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:33,387 ¶ Lost is what I feel ¶ 1807 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:35,122 (alarm buzzing) 1808 01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:39,126 ¶ When you take me to your house ¶ 1809 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:43,397 ¶ And words cannot describe as ¶ 1810 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:47,434 ¶ I kiss your lips goodnight ¶ 1811 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:51,405 ¶ When I kiss your lips goodbye ¶ 1812 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,641 ¶ Goodbye ¶ 1813 01:21:53,643 --> 01:21:55,943 ¶ Oh, oh ¶ 1814 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:24,705 (knocking) 1815 01:22:31,013 --> 01:22:33,180 (laughing) 1816 01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,014 - Hey, what's going on? 1817 01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:35,215 - Who are you? 1818 01:22:35,217 --> 01:22:36,450 (laughing) 1819 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,018 - I'm the guy whose door you knocked on. 1820 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:39,954 - I'm Andy. 1821 01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:45,392 I'm looking for Hayley, she lives here. 1822 01:22:45,394 --> 01:22:46,994 - Yeah, I guess you could say that. 1823 01:22:46,996 --> 01:22:50,197 But she went out with Sasha, she's not here right now. 1824 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,467 (laughing) 1825 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:55,469 - I'm sorry, I recognize you. 1826 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:59,740 You're that guy from the pictures in her room. 1827 01:22:59,742 --> 01:23:01,608 - I'm Devon. 1828 01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:05,145 Oh, I know exactly, all right, cool. 1829 01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:06,513 I know who you are. 1830 01:23:06,515 --> 01:23:09,416 She's gonna be back in a little bit, you wanna come in? 1831 01:23:09,418 --> 01:23:10,250 - Yeah. 1832 01:23:10,252 --> 01:23:11,151 Yeah. 1833 01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:12,486 - Come on in. 1834 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:13,554 - Okay. 1835 01:23:15,257 --> 01:23:17,024 (sighs) 1836 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:19,259 - So, it's poker night. 1837 01:23:19,261 --> 01:23:22,062 Make yourself comfortable, have a seat. 1838 01:23:22,064 --> 01:23:24,631 - Oh, I don't wanna... 1839 01:23:26,569 --> 01:23:30,304 - This is Doc, Dopito, Bashful, and Grumpy. 1840 01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:32,139 - Why do I gotta be Dopito? 1841 01:23:32,141 --> 01:23:33,507 - Because you look like a Mexican. 1842 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,442 - That's a little racist. 1843 01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:38,545 - This is Hayley's friend. 1844 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:39,546 - Andy. - Andy. 1845 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:40,647 - Nice shirt, man. 1846 01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:42,049 Who's Hayley? 1847 01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:43,617 - Freeloader who lives in Sasha's closet. 1848 01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,586 - Let's be nice, all right. 1849 01:23:45,588 --> 01:23:47,788 Helping out a friend, thank you. 1850 01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:49,523 - Sure. 1851 01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:51,125 Why did he just say that? 1852 01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:53,127 - He's a little banged up, who knows what he says 1853 01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:55,262 half the time, don't worry about it. 1854 01:23:55,264 --> 01:23:56,730 - All right. 1855 01:23:56,732 --> 01:23:58,098 Can we? 1856 01:23:58,100 --> 01:23:59,333 - Can we smoke in here? 1857 01:23:59,335 --> 01:24:00,551 - No. 1858 01:24:00,552 --> 01:24:01,768 I told you that like a couple minutes ago. 1859 01:24:01,771 --> 01:24:03,104 You want Sasha to freak? 1860 01:24:03,105 --> 01:24:04,438 - Well how am I supposed to play poker 1861 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,606 and drink without smoking? 1862 01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:07,541 - My apartment, my rules. 1863 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:10,177 (laughing) 1864 01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:11,445 - Hey, what do you mean-- 1865 01:24:11,447 --> 01:24:13,180 - So with Hayley, I think that maybe 1866 01:24:13,182 --> 01:24:14,581 if you just give her a little bit of time-- 1867 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,650 - Honestly, I mean, it sucks. 1868 01:24:16,652 --> 01:24:18,552 Next time we're not gonna play at your place. 1869 01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:20,254 This is like a nunnery. 1870 01:24:20,256 --> 01:24:22,656 (laughing) 1871 01:24:22,658 --> 01:24:25,192 - Feels like you keep saying your place. 1872 01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:27,194 - [Dopito] It's a place where nuns are made. 1873 01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:28,629 - Don't worry about it. 1874 01:24:28,631 --> 01:24:31,398 First of all, it's also where his ex-wife buys his weed, 1875 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,599 so there we go, right? 1876 01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,768 (laughing) 1877 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,105 - I'm gonna throw up. 1878 01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:40,074 - Oh, dude, dude, dude, right through the hallway, 1879 01:24:40,076 --> 01:24:41,775 first door on the right. 1880 01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:44,711 - See, it wasn't so bad. 1881 01:24:44,713 --> 01:24:46,080 - I mean, the drinks were really good. 1882 01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:47,448 - Hey babe. 1883 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,583 - [Devon] Hey honey, we have a guest. 1884 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:51,418 - So, what exactly did you mean 1885 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:55,255 when you said that this is your house? 1886 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,190 - Andy? 1887 01:24:56,192 --> 01:24:57,091 (scoffs) 1888 01:24:59,161 --> 01:24:59,910 - [Andy] Hi. 1889 01:24:59,911 --> 01:25:00,660 What do you mean you live here? 1890 01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:06,100 - Okay, this is when you spit it out. 1891 01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:13,674 - It's theirs, okay? 1892 01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:17,644 I haven't been entirely honest with you either. 1893 01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:20,647 (solemn music) 1894 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:24,418 - Why would you tell me this was your place? 1895 01:25:26,522 --> 01:25:29,690 - It means I don't exactly have my own place right now. 1896 01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:32,693 - And? 1897 01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,698 (sighs) 1898 01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:40,734 - And I'm not a consultant. 1899 01:25:42,404 --> 01:25:43,637 I'm a shampoo girl. 1900 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:51,211 And a failure, and now a fraud, apparently. 1901 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:52,579 So that's good. 1902 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:57,584 (vomiting) (shouting) 1903 01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:58,452 - [Sasha] Poker game over. 1904 01:25:58,454 --> 01:25:59,686 - Yes. - Yeah. 1905 01:25:59,688 --> 01:26:01,488 - [Hayley] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1906 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,890 - [Sasha] No worries, no worries, you'll clean it up. 1907 01:26:02,892 --> 01:26:04,341 - [Andy] I'm sorry. 1908 01:26:04,342 --> 01:26:05,791 - [Devon] I think it might be time to leave. 1909 01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:07,761 - [Andy] Yeah, I'm sorry. 1910 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,633 We were just lying to each other. 1911 01:26:12,635 --> 01:26:13,834 You know what? 1912 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:16,670 (solemn music) 1913 01:26:18,307 --> 01:26:20,174 I wanted to love you. 1914 01:26:22,311 --> 01:26:23,243 I still wanna love you. 1915 01:26:23,245 --> 01:26:26,747 Maybe one day we can, but 1916 01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:34,354 not until we find the courage to love ourselves as we are. 1917 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:38,959 Just not someone else. 1918 01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,333 This is embarrassing. 1919 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:49,503 I'm gonna go. 1920 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:50,404 - Okay. 1921 01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:04,918 - Look, it's not the end of the world, right? 1922 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,321 - Oh. (laughs) 1923 01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:08,555 Probably gonna get fired from my job 1924 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:09,957 and I just lost a girl that I thought 1925 01:27:09,959 --> 01:27:11,625 I was gonna spend the rest of my life with, 1926 01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:15,679 but it doesn't feel like it. 1927 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:16,863 - Well, my point is, she's never gonna see you again. 1928 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,234 - Wait, that's my point. 1929 01:27:20,236 --> 01:27:21,468 - No, I'm agreeing with your point, 1930 01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:22,903 I'm just saying, she's not gonna see you again 1931 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:24,504 because you lied to her. 1932 01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,341 - So? 1933 01:27:28,611 --> 01:27:29,876 - So you don't need to be embarrassed 1934 01:27:29,878 --> 01:27:31,545 that you threw up at her friend's house, 1935 01:27:31,547 --> 01:27:32,846 that's not the reason it didn't work out. 1936 01:27:32,848 --> 01:27:34,748 - You are just a huge help. 1937 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,450 - Look, do you ever wanna see this chick again? 1938 01:27:36,452 --> 01:27:37,818 You don't even know her. 1939 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:44,758 - I just really thought I loved her. 1940 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,261 - You thought you loved her or you loved the idea of her? 1941 01:27:47,263 --> 01:27:49,263 - I don't know, whatever it is, I miss it. 1942 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:55,035 Just wish I would have never read that damn book. 1943 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,303 - What book? 1944 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,806 - Sasha, I think there was something real there. 1945 01:28:02,278 --> 01:28:05,646 Under the lies and all that deception 1946 01:28:05,648 --> 01:28:09,950 and everything we both did, I think it was real. 1947 01:28:12,888 --> 01:28:15,589 Oh god, I must be crazy. 1948 01:28:15,591 --> 01:28:16,623 - Yes, you are. 1949 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:18,425 (laughing) 1950 01:28:18,427 --> 01:28:22,663 But so was he, and maybe you both being crazy 1951 01:28:22,665 --> 01:28:24,698 is why you're perfect for each other. 1952 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:26,900 - If we were perfect for each other 1953 01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:27,868 we wouldn't have lied, though. 1954 01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:31,571 - Well, I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. 1955 01:28:31,573 --> 01:28:34,975 You were just (clears throat) following instructions. 1956 01:28:38,347 --> 01:28:39,313 - Jessica. 1957 01:28:39,315 --> 01:28:40,580 - Yes. 1958 01:28:40,582 --> 01:28:42,783 - You know, I think my copy was broken. 1959 01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:46,019 - Is there security? 1960 01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:47,054 - No no, no. 1961 01:28:47,056 --> 01:28:48,855 Don't worry. 1962 01:28:48,857 --> 01:28:49,823 Don't worry, I'm leaving. 1963 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:52,926 But thank you for nothing. 1964 01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:54,695 - I'm so sorry. 1965 01:28:54,697 --> 01:28:55,896 That may have been my fault. 1966 01:28:55,898 --> 01:28:57,864 You don't know me, I'm Hayley, hi. 1967 01:28:57,866 --> 01:29:00,834 I met you at a book signing a few months ago, 1968 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:05,572 and yeah, I'm pretty sure that was me. 1969 01:29:05,574 --> 01:29:06,707 Sorry. 1970 01:29:06,709 --> 01:29:07,774 - Do you know him? 1971 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:08,909 - I do. 1972 01:29:08,911 --> 01:29:10,610 He's my ex. 1973 01:29:10,612 --> 01:29:12,746 - Oh, well your ex didn't like my book very much, 1974 01:29:12,748 --> 01:29:14,114 he burned it, dumped it on my desk, 1975 01:29:14,116 --> 01:29:15,682 and told me it was broken. 1976 01:29:16,919 --> 01:29:18,018 - Your book. 1977 01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:18,919 - [Jessica] Was. 1978 01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:21,755 - I see that. 1979 01:29:21,757 --> 01:29:22,789 Sorry again. 1980 01:29:22,791 --> 01:29:28,061 We've both been reading your book and following your advice. 1981 01:29:28,063 --> 01:29:29,663 We did do that. 1982 01:29:29,665 --> 01:29:32,099 Where we sort of projected to be successful 1983 01:29:32,101 --> 01:29:34,735 like we're wanting to be, but we're not really, and-- 1984 01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:37,637 - Yes, you read it wrong. 1985 01:29:37,639 --> 01:29:38,872 - What? 1986 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:41,875 - It's project success in business not in love. 1987 01:29:42,978 --> 01:29:45,779 (light music) 1988 01:29:45,781 --> 01:29:47,614 - Is there any way you wanna go get a drink? 1989 01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:50,917 I'd love to just talk to you and maybe get some advice. 1990 01:29:50,919 --> 01:29:52,819 - You know what, I could use a drink. 1991 01:29:52,821 --> 01:29:53,653 - Really? 1992 01:29:53,655 --> 01:29:54,821 - Yes. 1993 01:29:54,823 --> 01:29:55,922 - Well. 1994 01:29:55,923 --> 01:29:57,022 - Yes, and the first one's on me. 1995 01:29:57,025 --> 01:29:58,091 - Thank you, 'cause I'm broke. 1996 01:30:18,447 --> 01:30:19,846 - I don't care that you spent $20,000 1997 01:30:19,848 --> 01:30:20,881 of the company's money. 1998 01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:23,784 I don't care that you committed 1999 01:30:23,786 --> 01:30:25,419 what amounts to corporate fraud. 2000 01:30:28,557 --> 01:30:30,123 What I do care about is that I gave you 2001 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,058 an opportunity and you squandered it. 2002 01:30:33,429 --> 01:30:35,529 What I do care about is that I saw potential in you 2003 01:30:35,531 --> 01:30:37,063 that was never really there. 2004 01:30:37,065 --> 01:30:40,100 What I care about is that I wasted 15 years on you. 2005 01:30:44,006 --> 01:30:46,973 Now you have to find a way to help yourself. 2006 01:30:46,975 --> 01:30:49,443 Help yourself grow, I can no longer help you. 2007 01:30:53,982 --> 01:30:54,815 You're fired. 2008 01:30:56,518 --> 01:30:57,217 See yourself out. 2009 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:01,154 - Sir, I understand. 2010 01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:04,057 I would fire me too. 2011 01:31:04,059 --> 01:31:07,494 (solemn music) 2012 01:31:07,496 --> 01:31:11,498 But I am incredibly grateful for 2013 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,099 everything that you've done for me. 2014 01:31:14,903 --> 01:31:19,973 And, well, there's nothing I can say to let you know 2015 01:31:22,778 --> 01:31:26,913 how sorry I am that I've let you down, and let myself down. 2016 01:31:28,951 --> 01:31:30,083 - I got work to do. 2017 01:31:31,854 --> 01:31:33,086 (dialing phone) 2018 01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:34,688 - I'm coming back. 2019 01:31:36,258 --> 01:31:38,225 But I'm not coming back as your clerk. 2020 01:31:40,496 --> 01:31:42,162 I'm gonna come back as your partner. 2021 01:31:46,568 --> 01:31:47,934 And I'm gonna show you. 2022 01:31:54,576 --> 01:31:57,143 (hangs up phone) 2023 01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:09,623 Grandma, you are a life saver. 2024 01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:16,129 (light music) 2025 01:32:17,799 --> 01:32:18,698 - Hi. 2026 01:32:21,103 --> 01:32:23,003 I'm Hayley, nice to meet you both. 2027 01:32:31,113 --> 01:32:36,182 Okay, so my idea is to combine a spa and a salon. 2028 01:32:37,586 --> 01:32:41,154 ¶ Conversation, said I'm lost in a mood ¶ 2029 01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:46,126 ¶ I didn't drink, I think I'm wasted on you ¶ 2030 01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:50,630 ¶ I'll never last, never feel like I can run, hey ¶ 2031 01:32:50,632 --> 01:32:55,302 ¶ We light the fire then we pull out the plug ¶ 2032 01:32:55,304 --> 01:32:57,671 ¶ There's no incandescent ¶ 2033 01:32:57,673 --> 01:33:02,642 ¶ Inside the tattoo's permanent, here to stay ¶ 2034 01:33:04,580 --> 01:33:06,746 ¶ There's no incandescent ¶ 2035 01:33:06,748 --> 01:33:11,818 ¶ Inside the tattoo as we feel, I'm here to stay ¶ 2036 01:33:12,721 --> 01:33:14,754 ¶ Even if I meet you tomorrow ¶ 2037 01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:17,257 ¶ I'll be here to wake you up in the morning ¶ 2038 01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,326 ¶ And dance with you until nightfall ¶ 2039 01:33:19,328 --> 01:33:22,128 ¶ It's today and the day and the day after that ¶ 2040 01:33:22,130 --> 01:33:24,130 ¶ I'll stay with you tomorrow ¶ 2041 01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:26,800 ¶ Good night into good morning ¶ 2042 01:33:26,802 --> 01:33:28,969 ¶ We pick up our love as we trust fall ¶ 2043 01:33:28,971 --> 01:33:31,237 ¶ It's today and the day and the day after that ¶ 2044 01:33:31,239 --> 01:33:33,139 ¶ I'll stay with you ¶ 2045 01:33:33,141 --> 01:33:37,644 ¶ The king of hearts is being dealt on my sleeve ¶ 2046 01:33:37,646 --> 01:33:42,382 ¶ It is no card with the hand of its queen ¶ 2047 01:33:42,384 --> 01:33:47,654 ¶ If you're afraid to jump then how will you ever fall ¶ 2048 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:51,758 ¶ There's no shame in loving this deeply ¶ 2049 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:53,727 ¶ There's no incandescent ¶ 2050 01:33:53,729 --> 01:33:56,630 ¶ Inside the tattoo as we feel ¶ 2051 01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:59,666 ¶ I'm here to stay ¶ 2052 01:33:59,668 --> 01:34:01,968 ¶ Even if I meet you tomorrow ¶ 2053 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,304 ¶ I'll be here to wake you up in the morning ¶ 2054 01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:07,173 ¶ And dance with you until nightfall ¶ 2055 01:34:07,175 --> 01:34:09,175 ¶ It's today and the day and the day after that ¶ 2056 01:34:09,177 --> 01:34:11,311 ¶ I'll stay with you tomorrow ¶ 2057 01:34:11,313 --> 01:34:14,381 - Man, I've been working on that thing for eight months. 2058 01:34:14,383 --> 01:34:16,916 - Listen, Crash Pad is a great idea. 2059 01:34:17,919 --> 01:34:18,818 - Yeah. 2060 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:22,422 Now that's out of my hands all I can think about is her. 2061 01:34:24,693 --> 01:34:25,392 - Well. 2062 01:34:26,962 --> 01:34:29,663 It's been inspiring watching you work on something so hard. 2063 01:34:30,966 --> 01:34:34,000 And listen, good things happen to good people, right? 2064 01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:35,301 You keep your heart in the right place 2065 01:34:35,303 --> 01:34:36,236 you're gonna get everything. 2066 01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:38,271 You get the girl and the job. 2067 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:40,140 You deserve it. 2068 01:34:43,311 --> 01:34:44,344 - [Andy] Thanks man. 2069 01:34:47,215 --> 01:34:50,250 (insects chirping) 2070 01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:01,261 (bangs) 2071 01:35:01,263 --> 01:35:03,763 (knocking) 2072 01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:09,703 - What are you doing here, Andy? 2073 01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:12,972 - I would love to see Mr. Warren. 2074 01:35:14,776 --> 01:35:15,475 - Come in. 2075 01:35:23,418 --> 01:35:27,954 Make yourself comfortable, and I'll go grab him. 2076 01:35:29,725 --> 01:35:32,258 Listen, don't tell him that I'm telling you this, 2077 01:35:32,260 --> 01:35:36,262 but he really wanted you to come visit for Christmas, 2078 01:35:36,264 --> 01:35:37,430 we both did. 2079 01:35:38,433 --> 01:35:39,365 (sighs) 2080 01:35:39,367 --> 01:35:40,433 - Yeah. 2081 01:35:41,303 --> 01:35:42,469 I'm sorry I missed it. 2082 01:35:44,272 --> 01:35:45,905 - Go ahead, go sit down. 2083 01:35:50,746 --> 01:35:52,979 (exhales) 2084 01:35:55,851 --> 01:35:58,118 (exhaling) 2085 01:36:08,363 --> 01:36:09,429 - What's that? 2086 01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:11,531 - How are you, sir? 2087 01:36:24,346 --> 01:36:25,245 That. 2088 01:36:26,982 --> 01:36:28,114 - Spit it out, Andy. 2089 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:28,982 - Yes sir. 2090 01:36:28,984 --> 01:36:30,216 It's your 50th hotel. 2091 01:36:32,354 --> 01:36:33,353 And it's my first. 2092 01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:35,472 Of many. 2093 01:36:35,473 --> 01:36:36,556 - I have no time for games, Andy. 2094 01:36:36,558 --> 01:36:37,323 - I understand. 2095 01:36:38,326 --> 01:36:39,926 I'm not here to play games. 2096 01:36:45,167 --> 01:36:46,065 - Sit down. 2097 01:37:01,550 --> 01:37:03,349 - Mr. Warren, I need to apologize. 2098 01:37:03,351 --> 01:37:04,984 - I know that you're sorry, Andy, 2099 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:06,553 you don't need to apologize. 2100 01:37:06,555 --> 01:37:07,420 - Dude. 2101 01:37:11,526 --> 01:37:16,596 I mean, you've been incredibly gracious to my family and I. 2102 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:24,070 You've been like a second father. 2103 01:37:29,311 --> 01:37:34,380 You deserve more respect and more gratitude 2104 01:37:35,250 --> 01:37:37,317 than I obviously can give to you. 2105 01:37:39,487 --> 01:37:41,221 Now I'm just-- 2106 01:37:41,223 --> 01:37:43,156 - I appreciate that, Andy, thank you. 2107 01:37:46,061 --> 01:37:49,095 Now shut the hell up and show me what's in this case. 2108 01:37:49,097 --> 01:37:51,164 (laughs) 2109 01:37:51,166 --> 01:37:52,465 - I'd like to present to you 2110 01:37:56,404 --> 01:37:58,204 Crash Pad Incorporated, 2111 01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:03,610 by Andrew Palazzo. (laughs) 2112 01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:07,881 And look, I mean, the projected revenue 2113 01:38:07,883 --> 01:38:10,149 from the first quarter is there, and you know, 2114 01:38:10,151 --> 01:38:12,252 if you flip here, actually, sorry. 2115 01:38:15,056 --> 01:38:15,955 But wait. 2116 01:38:17,659 --> 01:38:19,459 There's more. 2117 01:38:19,461 --> 01:38:23,997 I'd like you to take a stroll through the hotel. 2118 01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:33,640 I've created an idea to make a hotel feel like home. 2119 01:38:36,611 --> 01:38:38,544 Like an apartment. 2120 01:38:38,546 --> 01:38:42,515 The interior, it's casual, it's friendly, 2121 01:38:42,517 --> 01:38:46,219 it's affordable, I mean, we have a staff 2122 01:38:46,221 --> 01:38:47,553 that dresses in street clothes 2123 01:38:47,555 --> 01:38:50,456 rather than bell hop uniforms, 2124 01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:53,459 and the refrigerators are filled with beer 2125 01:38:53,461 --> 01:38:55,995 and hot pockets, if they want, 2126 01:38:55,997 --> 01:39:00,433 and I want a home away from home. 2127 01:39:02,404 --> 01:39:03,636 That's the Crash Pad. 2128 01:39:04,940 --> 01:39:06,606 I put my heart into this, Mr. Warren, 2129 01:39:06,608 --> 01:39:09,175 and I feel like it can work. 2130 01:39:10,145 --> 01:39:12,145 And I mean, I-- 2131 01:39:12,147 --> 01:39:13,046 - Scotch? 2132 01:39:15,483 --> 01:39:17,083 - No, I'm... 2133 01:39:23,258 --> 01:39:24,490 I'm off booze. 2134 01:39:28,530 --> 01:39:29,595 Yeah. 2135 01:39:39,741 --> 01:39:41,240 A home away from home. 2136 01:39:47,215 --> 01:39:48,247 - It's very very risky. 2137 01:39:48,249 --> 01:39:49,382 - No, Mr. Warren, I-- 2138 01:39:49,384 --> 01:39:50,249 - Stop. 2139 01:39:53,521 --> 01:39:54,587 It's also brilliant. 2140 01:39:56,458 --> 01:39:57,523 (laughs) 2141 01:39:57,525 --> 01:39:59,392 The hotel VCs are tight asses. 2142 01:39:59,394 --> 01:40:01,294 They don't like to stray too far off the comfort zone, 2143 01:40:01,296 --> 01:40:04,197 so if this is gonna happen, it has to be outside the box. 2144 01:40:04,199 --> 01:40:05,598 Investors with balls. 2145 01:40:12,007 --> 01:40:12,672 - Mr. Warren-- 2146 01:40:12,674 --> 01:40:13,606 - Sebastian. 2147 01:40:14,776 --> 01:40:16,242 Sebastian. 2148 01:40:16,244 --> 01:40:17,377 If we're gonna be business partners, 2149 01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:19,579 it's gotta be on a first name basis. 2150 01:40:19,581 --> 01:40:20,646 - Sir. 2151 01:40:22,650 --> 01:40:23,716 Thank you. 2152 01:40:25,086 --> 01:40:27,553 (laughs) 2153 01:40:27,555 --> 01:40:28,721 - Here we are. 2154 01:40:29,624 --> 01:40:31,391 To the first step. 2155 01:40:31,393 --> 01:40:32,225 (glasses clink) 2156 01:40:32,227 --> 01:40:33,059 - To the first step. 2157 01:40:33,061 --> 01:40:35,294 (giggles) 2158 01:40:36,498 --> 01:40:38,364 Remind me again what the next step is? 2159 01:40:38,366 --> 01:40:40,266 (laughing) 2160 01:40:40,268 --> 01:40:42,235 - We find a company to partner with. 2161 01:40:42,237 --> 01:40:43,569 - Mm-hmm. 2162 01:40:43,571 --> 01:40:45,738 - Someone who will be the perfect fit for the spa. 2163 01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:48,741 Well aren't you happy? 2164 01:40:49,677 --> 01:40:50,676 - Oh, I am. 2165 01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,347 I just miss him. 2166 01:40:54,349 --> 01:40:56,082 - So call him. 2167 01:40:56,084 --> 01:40:57,150 - No, I can't. 2168 01:40:58,286 --> 01:41:00,486 I have to drag myself out first. 2169 01:41:01,623 --> 01:41:03,389 If it's meant to be we'll find each other again, 2170 01:41:03,391 --> 01:41:05,425 but this takes priority. 2171 01:41:07,695 --> 01:41:09,695 - Good girl. 2172 01:41:09,697 --> 01:41:13,232 (glasses clink) 2173 01:41:13,234 --> 01:41:14,300 - Nice suit. 2174 01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:16,502 Shiny. 2175 01:41:17,605 --> 01:41:19,338 - Thank you. 2176 01:41:19,340 --> 01:41:20,673 - Dude, you fart? 2177 01:41:24,212 --> 01:41:26,379 - That was me. 2178 01:41:26,381 --> 01:41:27,747 I'm sorry. 2179 01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:29,282 Not on purpose. 2180 01:41:31,219 --> 01:41:36,289 (light music) (birds chirping) 2181 01:41:38,626 --> 01:41:40,760 (typing) 2182 01:42:02,684 --> 01:42:05,451 (phone ringing) 2183 01:42:09,290 --> 01:42:10,790 - Hey babe. 2184 01:42:10,792 --> 01:42:11,724 Nothing. 2185 01:42:11,726 --> 01:42:13,759 I'm stocking conditioner. 2186 01:42:15,430 --> 01:42:16,863 Yes, it's riveting. 2187 01:42:20,135 --> 01:42:20,833 What? 2188 01:42:20,835 --> 01:42:23,436 (screaming) 2189 01:42:26,608 --> 01:42:27,773 We did it! 2190 01:42:27,775 --> 01:42:29,742 They said yes, they said yes! 2191 01:42:29,744 --> 01:42:31,444 They said yes! 2192 01:42:31,446 --> 01:42:32,545 They said yes! 2193 01:42:32,547 --> 01:42:34,147 - What is going on with the screaming? 2194 01:42:34,149 --> 01:42:34,847 What is happening? 2195 01:42:34,849 --> 01:42:36,449 - They said yes! 2196 01:42:36,451 --> 01:42:37,350 - I don't care. 2197 01:42:37,352 --> 01:42:38,651 Who said yes to what? 2198 01:42:38,653 --> 01:42:41,220 Your behavior is completely unacceptable. 2199 01:42:41,222 --> 01:42:42,355 - You know what Mia? 2200 01:42:42,357 --> 01:42:45,391 Blow it out of your ass. 2201 01:42:45,393 --> 01:42:46,692 Shove it in your face. 2202 01:42:46,694 --> 01:42:48,227 I'm out, bitches! 2203 01:42:48,229 --> 01:42:49,462 They said yes! 2204 01:42:50,698 --> 01:42:53,399 (light music) 2205 01:42:54,836 --> 01:42:58,271 (power tools whirring) 2206 01:43:05,346 --> 01:43:06,679 So construction starts when? 2207 01:43:06,681 --> 01:43:08,414 - A few months from now. 2208 01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:09,782 Tonight is just a groundbreaking party, 2209 01:43:09,784 --> 01:43:12,318 you know, a chance for everyone to meet each other. 2210 01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:13,686 - [Hayley] I cannot believe that this is happening. 2211 01:43:13,688 --> 01:43:15,388 - Well, I can. 2212 01:43:16,658 --> 01:43:17,823 Because you deserve it. 2213 01:43:18,626 --> 01:43:20,359 (chuckling) 2214 01:43:20,361 --> 01:43:21,794 - Thank you. 2215 01:43:21,796 --> 01:43:23,629 - My pleasure. 2216 01:43:23,631 --> 01:43:24,830 - [Hayley] I can't see. 2217 01:43:24,832 --> 01:43:26,432 - I know, good good good, right here. 2218 01:43:26,434 --> 01:43:27,366 And 2219 01:43:28,603 --> 01:43:29,502 right here. 2220 01:43:32,273 --> 01:43:33,773 - It's beautiful. 2221 01:43:34,809 --> 01:43:36,242 - [Sasha] That's because it's yours. 2222 01:43:37,345 --> 01:43:38,244 - Thank you. 2223 01:43:40,281 --> 01:43:40,913 (sighs) 2224 01:43:40,915 --> 01:43:41,948 Sasha. 2225 01:43:41,950 --> 01:43:43,749 - Hmm? 2226 01:43:43,751 --> 01:43:45,618 - What's this hotel called? 2227 01:43:45,620 --> 01:43:47,753 - What is this hotel called, you know, 2228 01:43:47,755 --> 01:43:51,924 that is a really good question. 2229 01:43:51,926 --> 01:43:53,726 - [Andy] You know, I thought I said that. 2230 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,394 - You know what, you did. 2231 01:43:56,464 --> 01:43:58,431 I'm gonna go find some more liquid food. 2232 01:43:58,967 --> 01:44:00,366 - Thanks Sasha. 2233 01:44:00,368 --> 01:44:02,501 - [Sasha] You're welcome. 2234 01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:07,273 - What, you don't remember the name? 2235 01:44:09,444 --> 01:44:10,543 - [Hayley] Crash Pad? 2236 01:44:11,846 --> 01:44:12,912 - Yeah. 2237 01:44:13,781 --> 01:44:16,282 - [Hayley] How did you do this? 2238 01:44:16,284 --> 01:44:17,383 - With a lot of help. 2239 01:44:18,253 --> 01:44:20,453 Some good advice, and some bad. 2240 01:44:22,290 --> 01:44:23,422 And Mr. Warren. 2241 01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:24,757 - We like Mr. Warren. 2242 01:44:24,759 --> 01:44:25,791 - We like Mr. Warren. 2243 01:44:25,793 --> 01:44:27,760 (laughing) 2244 01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:30,997 When I found out we were gonna have the space for a spa, 2245 01:44:30,999 --> 01:44:33,799 I knew a little someone that had some wonderful ideas, 2246 01:44:33,801 --> 01:44:36,602 just hadn't got the opportunities yet. 2247 01:44:42,644 --> 01:44:43,542 It was true. 2248 01:44:47,649 --> 01:44:49,015 Us. 2249 01:44:49,017 --> 01:44:53,819 When you said that everything we ever had together 2250 01:44:53,821 --> 01:44:56,055 was a lie, that wasn't true either, because 2251 01:44:58,426 --> 01:45:01,927 the moment you came through those doors, 2252 01:45:04,499 --> 01:45:05,765 I fell in love with you. 2253 01:45:06,834 --> 01:45:08,834 (light music) 2254 01:45:08,836 --> 01:45:10,903 And I know I did some-- 2255 01:45:10,905 --> 01:45:12,838 - Shut up and kiss me. 2256 01:45:23,418 --> 01:45:24,884 Show me Crash Pad. 2257 01:45:24,886 --> 01:45:25,985 - [Andy] Okay. (Hayley laughs) 2258 01:45:25,987 --> 01:45:27,520 ¶ Simple but it's complicated ¶ 2259 01:45:27,522 --> 01:45:29,488 ¶ Conversation underrated ¶ 2260 01:45:29,490 --> 01:45:33,659 ¶ I could be your open book when you're closed ¶ 2261 01:45:33,661 --> 01:45:35,594 ¶ Tell me is it too impulsive ¶ 2262 01:45:35,596 --> 01:45:37,730 ¶ Asking you to stay till morning ¶ 2263 01:45:37,732 --> 01:45:41,867 ¶ It's a familiar feeling we all know ¶ 2264 01:45:41,869 --> 01:45:43,936 ¶ Let's roll on out ¶ 2265 01:45:43,938 --> 01:45:45,938 ¶ We'll stay up talking shit all night ¶ 2266 01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:50,042 ¶ And climb the roof and watch the world be set on fire ¶ 2267 01:45:50,044 --> 01:45:55,114 ¶ Break the rules and look for things we shouldn't find ¶ 2268 01:45:55,883 --> 01:45:57,883 ¶ Tonight ¶ 2269 01:45:57,885 --> 01:46:01,053 ¶ 'Cause lately ¶ 2270 01:46:01,055 --> 01:46:05,458 ¶ I been going crazy ¶ 2271 01:46:05,460 --> 01:46:09,462 ¶ I think this might've saved me ¶ 2272 01:46:09,464 --> 01:46:13,599 ¶ Exactly what I needed ¶ 2273 01:46:13,601 --> 01:46:18,671 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2274 01:46:18,906 --> 01:46:21,741 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2275 01:46:21,743 --> 01:46:26,812 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2276 01:46:27,048 --> 01:46:29,949 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2277 01:46:29,951 --> 01:46:32,485 ¶ Spend a little time that's wasted ¶ 2278 01:46:32,487 --> 01:46:34,653 ¶ We can jump into the pool we can get naked ¶ 2279 01:46:34,655 --> 01:46:38,691 ¶ You wanna take it too far, that's where we'll go ¶ 2280 01:46:38,693 --> 01:46:40,926 ¶ Let's roll on out ¶ 2281 01:46:40,928 --> 01:46:42,928 ¶ We'll stay up talking shit all night ¶ 2282 01:46:42,930 --> 01:46:47,099 ¶ And climb the roof and watch the world be set on fire ¶ 2283 01:46:47,101 --> 01:46:52,171 ¶ Break the rules and look for things we shouldn't find ¶ 2284 01:46:52,940 --> 01:46:54,940 ¶ Tonight ¶ 2285 01:46:54,942 --> 01:46:58,144 ¶ 'Cause lately ¶ 2286 01:46:58,146 --> 01:47:02,114 ¶ I been going crazy ¶ 2287 01:47:02,116 --> 01:47:06,118 ¶ I think this might've saved me ¶ 2288 01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:10,489 ¶ Exactly what I needed ¶ 2289 01:47:10,491 --> 01:47:15,561 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2290 01:47:15,963 --> 01:47:18,564 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2291 01:47:18,566 --> 01:47:23,636 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2292 01:47:24,038 --> 01:47:26,705 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2293 01:47:26,707 --> 01:47:31,710 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2294 01:47:31,712 --> 01:47:35,448 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2295 01:47:35,450 --> 01:47:38,984 ¶ 'Cause lately ¶ 2296 01:47:38,986 --> 01:47:43,022 ¶ I been going crazy ¶ 2297 01:47:43,024 --> 01:47:46,992 ¶ I think this might've saved me ¶ 2298 01:47:46,994 --> 01:47:51,096 ¶ Exactly what I needed ¶ 2299 01:47:51,098 --> 01:47:56,168 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2300 01:47:56,804 --> 01:47:59,538 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2301 01:47:59,540 --> 01:48:04,210 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2302 01:48:04,212 --> 01:48:07,246 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2303 01:48:07,248 --> 01:48:12,518 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2304 01:48:13,054 --> 01:48:15,554 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2305 01:48:15,556 --> 01:48:20,626 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 2306 01:48:21,028 --> 01:48:23,662 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2307 01:48:23,664 --> 01:48:26,732 ¶ I need it tonight ¶ 147336

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