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Okay, I can't quite get my head
around this relationship.
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Are they having a good time
or a bad time?
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ANGIE: Look at their knees.
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They're having a great time.
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DOUGLAS:
Does someone want to tell him
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-He has a Cheerio in his hair?
-ANGIE: You know what?
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I don't
even think he cares.
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Since he started
dating Louisa,
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he has
this whole new confidence.
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He's even sleeping
without a night light now.
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-Ohh!
-Like a true baller.
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Oh.
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Okay, Soph,
have an awesome day.
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(British accent)
Righty-o! Toodle-oo!
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-(sighs)
-(chuckles)
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Speaking with a British accent
is how she copes with stress,
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but I have no idea
what's going on with her.
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Oh, it's probably
just her crush.
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(chuckling) Right.
Wait, what?
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She has a crush on Graham.
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She told me on Valentine's Day.
You didn't know?
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Sophie has a crush?
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And it's on
her best friend.
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Guys, this is
delicate as balls.
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Yeesh.
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Graham's really
knocking 'em down these days.
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(chuckles)
I made a hot kid.
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Yes, your son's a smoke show,
but that's not the point.
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I can't imagine
what she's going through.
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I'm going in.
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-Wait, no, you don't --
-No, no, no, don't!
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Hey, Soph. I'm just checking in.
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You okay?
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(normal voice)
I love Graham.
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-(sighs)
-All of a sudden.
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I don't know why!
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And now he's with Louisa.
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Turn.
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Turn.
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(British accent)
That's bollocks, innit?
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Oh, honey, it's okay.
We're in this together.
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Your crush is my crush.
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(normal voice)
What? (scoffs)
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Please tell me
you have something else
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in the advice tank.
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I do.
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I mean, this is
pretty new to me, too.
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But I got this.
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After school, you and I
are gonna work it out.
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And until then,
nobody needs to know.
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You liking Graham
will be our secret.
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Sophie's into Graham?
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Loving this.
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(gasps)
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This, ladies and gentlemen,
is why I go to school.
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RORY: Here.
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Good luck, sister.
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Sophie's in love with me?!
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(children giggling)
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(screams)
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Soph? Sweetie?
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You ready to talk yet?
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I have ice cream.
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That's a lie.
I don't have ice cream.
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I don't know
why I said that.
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Everyone at school
was talking about it, Dad.
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Someone in third grade
made "Team Louisa" shirts.
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WILL: Oh, honey.
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I know it might not
seem like it now,
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but this will pass.
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Okay, you obviously
don't get it.
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My life is over.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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No, no!
Crushes aren't embarrassing.
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They're just a natural part
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of what it means
to blossom as a woman.
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When you say "blossom,"
I want to die.
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You're the worst!
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All right.
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Well...
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there's plenty of fish
in the sea.
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You know
who's really peaking?
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Gabe.
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You want me to put in
a good word with Gabe?
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Why are you
so bad at this?!
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Honey,
I'm just saying that --
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(British accent)
Leave me, Father. Leave me.
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POPPY: Boy, your stories
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about your dad's girlfriends
are too good.
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(laughs)
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I mean,
should we start a podcast?
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'Cause we have the content.
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RORY: Okay, this one's
named Sharon.
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-POPPY: Mm-hmm.
-She's, like, 23,
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and an instructor
at a trampoline/Hula-Hoop
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-aerobics class.
-No.
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-(laughs)
-That's not a thing.
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-Hoops, ma!
-You're killing me!
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I swear on Pickle's grave.
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Last night, she burned
the popcorn for the third time!
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Mnh-mnh.
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RORY: I said, "Girl,
it's called Pop Secret,
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but the instructions
ain't secret!"
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-I can't!
-(strained) I can't. I can't.
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-Oh.
-Ooh, Poppy.
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Hey. Hey.
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(quietly)
Um, you sure it's okay
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to be dragging Ron's girlfriends
like that with Rory?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is just what we do.
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It would be one thing
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if Ron was serious
about any of these women,
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but they all have the shelf life
of a Trader Joe's salad.
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-(laughs)
-Oh! And those things expiiiire!
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Yeah. It's like...
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-Thank you! Next!
-Thank you! Next!
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(both laugh)
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Hey, speaking of exes, um,
should I be worried?
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I think Zara is missing.
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-Oh, my God!
-From Instagram!
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Okay. That's on me.
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I tried tagging her in a photo,
and it wouldn't let me.
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Mm. That sounds like
she blocked you.
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Blocked?
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I mean, to be fair,
you post a lot of trash.
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Yeah. I need a sick day
to investigate this.
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Miggy,
that's not a sick day.
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That's just you leaving
in the middle of work.
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Yeah, I know.
Thanks for being so cool.
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Wh--
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Okay, he's not
my most reliable employee.
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Finish your juice, Rory.
We got to get to your dad's.
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And I hope
Sharon's still in the mix,
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'cause I want to hear
what she burns next.
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(laughs) Oh.
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Trust me --
she's in the mix.
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Get this.
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-POPPY: Hm?
-Dad asked her to move in,
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and she said yes!
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(laughing)
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-What?
-(laughing) Oh, my God.
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Oh, good. You're here.
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Where's Graham?
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ANGIE:
He's grabbing his scooter.
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I'm surprised
Sophie wants to see him
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after what happened
at school.
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A playdate's
the only way to fix this.
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Show 'em
they're still friends.
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Uh...yeah, you know,
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I feel like with crushes,
you just got to step back
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and let 'em deal with it
on their own.
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That's what I'm doing
with Graham.
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No intervention.
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And he's killing it!
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Sure, but I just know
my child very well,
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and she needs me
to guide her through this,
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so I can handle it
from here.
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All right.
If you say so.
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I gotta run
some errands anyway.
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Maybe I'll even
get a glass of wine.
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(gasps) Day wine!
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-Ooh.
-GRAHAM: Hey, Will.
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Wanna find a place for this,
chief?
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-WILL: Sure.
-ANGIE: Bye, buddy.
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You keep wearing the crap
out of that necklace.
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(door opens, closes)
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(screams)
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WILL: Soph, honey!
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Graham's here!
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I'm just gonna go
check on her.
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She was so stoked
that you were coming.
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Whatever.
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God, you look cool.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hey!
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Heads up, Poppy's pissed.
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There she is --
Poppy Banks,
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my first love, wine guru,
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literacy hero,
my favorite person
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in and out of Los Angeles
County Divorce Court --
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Ron, were you even
gonna tell me
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that Sharon's
moving in with you?
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-Poppy, are you getting jealous?
-POPPY: Okay, grow up.
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-(laughs)
-Nobody's jealous, Ron.
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You're moving a stranger
into your home,
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where my son sleeps,
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dreaming of Ryan Seacrest dying
so he can take his place.
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Sharon is not a stranger.
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We've been dating
for almost two months.
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-Two months?
-RON: Yeah.
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She makes me feel like
the best Ron.
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And, you know,
all the Rons are pretty dope.
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-Are they?
-Yeah.
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Well, I've met a lot of them.
The thing is, that's great.
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They're all dope.
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But this affects
our whole family, Ron.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I shouldn't be hearing
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about this first from Rory.
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Did I not tell you?
I'm sorry.
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Honest mistake.
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And...
I love your eyebrows.
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You still going
to Rodrigo?
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-Yeah.
-He does good work.
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-They do look good, right?
-Mm-hmm -- very good.
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That's not the point.
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Ron, I don't know anything
about this woman.
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I've never even met her.
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RON: Well, then,
let's change that.
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Hey, Shar-Bear!
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Come on in here
and meet the OG!
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She's here right now?
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Yeah, she moved in this morning.
Did I not tell you?
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-Poppy!
-Hi!
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(chuckling) Hey!
Hug, hug, hug.
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I'm so happy
to finally get to meet you!
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Sorry if
I'm a little out of it.
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I kinda got dazed watching
the cityscapes on Ron's TV.
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Shanghai is so pretty.
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I'm gonna leave you two
to have awkward small talk
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while I grab Rory.
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Ron! No, don't --
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Ron is such a nut.
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He still has me
saved in his phone
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as "Girl from
traffic school."
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-SHARON: (laughs)
-Oh, that's cool.
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We're going to get Froyo.
You wanna join?
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Uh, no. I'm gonna pass.
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Did I just hear "Froyo"?
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-(laughs)
-Yeah.
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And I think someone
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needs to put on
his mid-winter windbreaker.
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-RON: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-It's chilly out there!
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RON: Very snazzy. Clean.
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-Ron, do you want to --
-RON: No, she got it.
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-RON: Very nice.
-Well, I-I usually...
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-RON: Did I buy that?
-POPPY: Wow.
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Okay, well,
it's not that cold.
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Right?
Here. There.
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There.
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RON: Hey, check it out.
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-Hey. That seems pretty good.
-(laughter)
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I just want him
to be warm.
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Know what's gonna keep him warm?
His mother's love. Come here.
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-Poppy.
-Whee!
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-I'm gonna take him to the car!
-You can't put me on your hip!
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I got it!
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(grunts)
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-Really, woman?!
-RON: Okay, come on.
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-RORY: Really?
-All right, watch out, now.
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-RORY: Okay, got it?
-Okay.
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Let's get some Froyo!
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Sharon zipped his jacket.
Zipped it!
252
00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,103
And I was like,
"Get your hands off my kid."
253
00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,799
Who does that? You know,
I mean, there are rules!
254
00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,001
This is a society!
255
00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,172
Are you looking for feedback?
256
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,539
Who's Sharon?
257
00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,306
I can handle the idea of Ron
being with another woman, fine.
258
00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,807
But Rory, hell no!
259
00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,039
What? What?
Is this rando trampoline chick
260
00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,114
gonna put Rory to bed, lay out
his PJs, steam his blazers?
261
00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,324
Okay, look, this is what you do.
262
00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:31,045
You let out that natural
competitive instinct,
263
00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,021
and you terrify the hell
out of this woman.
264
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,660
Establish dominance.
265
00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:35,955
Yes! That's what I want to do.
Mm-hmm.
266
00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:36,886
ANGIE: Okay, no, no, no.
267
00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,361
The first step is to
befriend her, get to know her.
268
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,560
You'll feel better.
269
00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,332
All right. I guess
I could invite her here.
270
00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,401
But if she zips
even one customer, she's toast.
271
00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,370
Toast.
272
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,497
-(glasses clink)
-Mm.
273
00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,702
-Day wine.
-Day wine.
274
00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,373
-(cellphone rings)
-Hello?
275
00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,671
Excuse me. Hello, Will.
How's the playdate going?
276
00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:54,644
Great, great.
277
00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,383
Could you do me a favor
and come pick Graham up?
278
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,506
Yeah. Why?
279
00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,411
Because he's being
a little bitch!
280
00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,253
Excuse me?!
281
00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,648
(door opens)
282
00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,650
Stacy, how many times
have I told you
283
00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,152
to stop letting people
barge into my office?
284
00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,824
He said he was your son.
285
00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:09,822
-Yo, Douglas.
-(door closes)
286
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,688
Your boy just went on
the most savage IG deep dive.
287
00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,393
I understood one word
in that sentence.
288
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,164
It was "Douglas."
Move.
289
00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,333
Dude, I just found out
Zara blocked me on Instagram.
290
00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,771
So I followed her old boss
at Jamba Juice,
291
00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,868
which led me to a pic
she was tagged in
292
00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,340
by Kim's cousin, Sydney,
293
00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,007
who had mad pictures of her
bangs-gone-wrong journey, right?
294
00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,737
Then I found one
at her birthday with Zara,
295
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,213
and I see a comment
from SpicyBrian7
296
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,712
that said "heart eyes emoji."
297
00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,384
And I'm like, "Who the hell
298
00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,182
is giving my baby mama
heart eyes emojis?"
299
00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,454
So I followed him,
and I saw a pic with Zara,
300
00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,924
and it said "#GF"!
301
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,093
Everyone else is busy, huh?
302
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,262
Zara's got a boyfriend!
303
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,599
So it's time.
304
00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,925
I'm gonna do something I've been
wanting to do for a while,
305
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:50,960
and I need your help.
306
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,774
Fine.
307
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,796
I know a guy who can kill
SpicyBrian7 for 10K.
308
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:56,873
No, no, no, no, no.
309
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,470
I-I want you to remove
my tattoo of Zara's name.
310
00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,643
I don't do
walk-in tattoo removals.
311
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,742
-I am booked months in advance.
-(intercom buzzes)
312
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,984
STACY:
You're free this afternoon.
313
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,048
-(click)
-Thank you.
314
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,576
Douglas, I need your help.
315
00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,481
Zara keeps moving on,
and I want to move on, too.
316
00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,224
All right. If it'll get you
out of my office.
317
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,720
Come back this afternoon.
318
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,962
-Oh --
-Quickly!
319
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,486
Okay.
320
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,430
Wow!
321
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,128
This place is amazing!
322
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,570
What made you decide
to call it the Winebrary?
323
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,267
Ah. Well, it's a wine bar
and also a bookstore.
324
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,109
So...wine...
325
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,165
library...
326
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,135
Okay.
327
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,754
You're a visionary,
just like Rory said.
328
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,477
Can I tell you, I am having
so much fun with him!
329
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,482
Aww.
330
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,523
It turns out
I'm good at this mom thing.
331
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,819
-Really?
-Yeah.
332
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,460
You're good at it?
333
00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,285
Rory and I have
these Project Runway marathons
334
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,590
where we just stay up
all night and laugh.
335
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,463
There's a little more
to being a mom than that.
336
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,761
I mean, hey,
just look at my calendar.
337
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,304
Each one of those colors
is a different one
338
00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,668
of Rory's
after-school activities,
339
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,667
and he requires
a different outfit for each one.
340
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,599
And believe me, he stays Gucci
down to the socks.
341
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,874
Oh. Well,
that does feel complicated.
342
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,683
Well, yeah, but that's nothing.
343
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,875
I mean, there's also lunch prep
and carpool
344
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,607
and cleaning out Rory's closet
twice a month
345
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,012
because he grows like a weed.
346
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,513
And then you got to stay up
with him all night
347
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,354
after he's watched
that Korean horror movie
348
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,379
'bout the woman with the nails.
349
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,118
And then you have to be
the bad guy and say, "No,
350
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,860
you can't design
that new red velvet suit
351
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,355
until you finish
your math homework."
352
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,286
So, what about you?
Can you be the bad guy?
353
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,833
Well...if people don't stack
the Hula-Hoops right,
354
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,969
I'm like, "Hey, guys,
try to stack 'em up.
355
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,325
Please."
356
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,003
Kids need boundaries.
They need you to be tough.
357
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,743
Otherwise, they turn into
terrible, entitled people
358
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,138
who answer their phone
at the movies.
359
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,169
I never thought
about any of this.
360
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,384
Yeah.
361
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,706
They've sequestered themselves
to different zones of the house.
362
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,524
-Well, what did you do?
-I --
363
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,715
Wait.
364
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,877
What the hell am I looking at?
365
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,524
WILL: It's a tea party.
366
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:53,549
I tried to create
a peaceful setting
367
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,263
so our children
could start talking.
368
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,715
(classical music plays)
369
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,994
A tea party?
370
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,091
Dad, are you trying to kill me?
371
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,003
Well, I thought we could have
a nice, civilized discussion
372
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,496
over a cuppa
373
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,827
about how we became friends
in the first place.
374
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,004
Who wants to go first?
375
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,441
I will.
376
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,166
Sophie,
what'd you dig on me first --
377
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,782
my looks or my vibe?
378
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,414
Your son has gone from confident
to John Freakin' Stamos.
379
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,223
Remember when you both had
diarrhea at The Nutcracker?
380
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,717
Dad, that was just me.
381
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,889
Graham was skiing!
382
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,687
What are you doing?!
383
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,689
(tablet ringing)
384
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,790
Oh.
Louisa wants to chat.
385
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,632
She gets mad if I don't pick up
on the first ring.
386
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,628
-(tablet beeps)
-New tablet. Who dis?
387
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,230
Kidding.
I know it's you.
388
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,371
-Hey, doll.
-(tablet chimes)
389
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,766
Oh! I lost her.
390
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,769
Never date a woman
who lives in the hills.
391
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,911
You know what I mean?
392
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,539
I don't.
393
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,880
So, let me get this straight.
394
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,706
I got called away from my first
afternoon wine in a decade
395
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,212
because you're having a fight
with my 8-year-old son?
396
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,954
I tried talking to him, Angie!
397
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,049
He told me to
"Stuff it, old man,"
398
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,751
breathed on an apple,
rubbed it on his shirt,
399
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,753
and took a bite.
400
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,064
So this is all Graham's fault?
401
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,115
How is it Sophie's fault?
402
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,961
She hit on him when he has
a girlfriend, for one thing!
403
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,489
And yeah, I know,
Louisa doesn't talk
404
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,004
and she calls everyone in class
"citizen," but still!
405
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,227
It's his lady!
406
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,801
Okay, well,
I hope this relationship
407
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,230
is worth
what it's doing to Sophie.
408
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,904
No, no, no.
This is on you.
409
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,273
You wanted to step in
and try to fix it.
410
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,141
But since you can't,
you're blaming it on Graham,
411
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,410
and I won't let him
take the fall for that.
412
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,338
Now, where is he?
413
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,782
Out back, tanning.
414
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,847
He says he looks better
with a hint of bronze.
415
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,146
Well, guess what, Will.
416
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,417
He does!
417
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,745
Graham! Get in here!
We're leaving!
418
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,751
GRAHAM:
Coming, Mom! Stop yelling!
419
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,794
(whispering)
This kitty got claws.
420
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,690
(doorbell rings twice)
421
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:39,862
Sharon left me.
422
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,030
What?!
423
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,428
-(door closes)
-What did you say to her?
424
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,129
We just had a friendly
conversation, and in the middle,
425
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,871
I might've served up
some parenting realness.
426
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,366
Apparently, the realness was
so real that it freaked her out,
427
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,198
and now she's saying
she can't move in with me.
428
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,843
Look, knowing you, knowing her,
429
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,109
that could be
for a lot of reasons.
430
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,306
She left a note, and it says,
431
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,977
"I'm leaving you
because Poppy made me realize
432
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,476
that I'm unfit
to take care of Rory."
433
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,707
This is on you.
434
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,675
POPPY:
I was just trying to help.
435
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,153
Sharon should know
what she's getting into.
436
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,193
Okay. Well, then --
Well, tell her about
437
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,388
h-his favorite moisturizers,
his obsession with boba,
438
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,731
how he prefers the version of
Annie with Cameron Diaz in it.
439
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,827
Just don't scare her away
from him completely!
440
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,899
Hey, if she can't handle
the realities of parenting,
441
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,128
-that's on her.
-Poppy, admit it.
442
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,472
You weren't trying
to be helpful.
443
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,798
You were threatened,
so you mama-beared her.
444
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,135
Now, look, ain't nobody
trying to move in
445
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,840
on your territory, okay?
446
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,842
Sharon's still finding
her place in all this, too.
447
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,514
Or was.
448
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,652
You know, her and Rory were
really starting to click.
449
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,347
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
450
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,749
I thought she was just another
451
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,521
flavor of the month
that we made fun of.
452
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,489
He does this whole bit
about how she's afraid of birds.
453
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,418
(laughs)
454
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,662
A seagull took her keys.
455
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,987
-Mm.
-Now, look.
456
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,503
He's making fun of her
because you are.
457
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,655
Kids follow our lead
on this kind of stuff.
458
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,703
And maybe that's why he hasn't
told you how he really feels.
459
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,570
He likes her.
460
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,698
He went to her Hula-Tramp class.
461
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,673
He did?
462
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,940
Yeah.
She let him pick the music.
463
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,769
Well, Rory does love
making a good playlist.
464
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,684
Last week at drop-off, he played
"Hey Ya!" 12 times in a row.
465
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,406
-Mm.
-No one was complaining.
466
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,382
Yeah, I mean,
I would've been complaining.
467
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,609
-That song's terrible.
-I like it.
468
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,454
Look, Sharon's never
raised a kid,
469
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,279
but she's got a big heart.
470
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,424
And at the end of the day,
471
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,749
it's just one more person
to love Rory.
472
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,294
Isn't that what's important?
473
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,394
(softly)
Maybe you're right.
474
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,131
I-I barely could hear you.
I'm sorry.
475
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,727
Maybe you're right.
476
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,128
Say the second and third word.
477
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,260
-May--
-I heard that one.
478
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,374
-Be--
-Heard that.
479
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,965
-Maybe --
-Then after that.
480
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,197
(mumbling)
Maybe you're right.
481
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,871
(chuckling) Oh!
482
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,040
Say it again?
483
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,872
ANGIE: Is that
the second grade phone tree?
484
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,244
Why are you circling names?
485
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,912
Don't worry yourself, toots.
486
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,880
Figuring out my next moves.
487
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,749
Don't get me wrong.
Louisa's great.
488
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,947
But a guy like me
can't get tied down.
489
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,750
Ho'd up.
Was Will right?
490
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,891
Are you...a Stamos?
491
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:50,057
I don't know.
Is Stamos a straight-up hottie?
492
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,757
(sniffs)
Ugh!
493
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,258
Are you wearing patchouli?
494
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,960
Okay, look, this ends right now.
495
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,502
I will not let you
become that guy.
496
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,456
What guy?
497
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,074
The guy that I dated
all through my 20s.
498
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,426
The guy
with American flag shorts
499
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,243
who wears a chain unironically.
500
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,105
Look, you are sweet,
and I don't want that to change
501
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,805
just because you're getting
15 minutes of fame
502
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,006
at Hilltop Elementary.
503
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,638
See, I think I can ride
this wave into second grade.
504
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,984
I feel a mustache coming.
505
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,321
I'm serious.
506
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,075
I may not be able
507
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,154
to buy you cool sneakers
or take you on big trips,
508
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,652
but I can make sure
you're not a jerk.
509
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,960
I don't want to be a jerk.
510
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,928
I'm just confused.
511
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,627
It was weird to hear
that Sophie had a crush on me.
512
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,629
She's one of my closest friends.
513
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,671
I didn't know what to do.
514
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,296
Who the heck do these women
want me to be?
515
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,043
I think they just want you
to be you.
516
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,308
Really?
517
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,606
Oh, thank God.
518
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,637
I'm not cut out
to be a heartthrob.
519
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,182
This patchouli's
murder on my eczema.
520
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,448
Ohh!
521
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,380
Welcome back, buddy.
522
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,192
Mm. It's strong.
Too much.
523
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,692
Poppy?
524
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,289
What are you doing here?
525
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,161
I signed up for your class.
526
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,628
45 bucks.
(chuckles)
527
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,399
Doesn't come with a free
water bottle or...anything?
528
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,898
Okay. Doesn't matter.
529
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,900
Listen, Sharon, I shouldn't have
gotten into your head earlier.
530
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,073
No.
You were totally right.
531
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,342
I have no clue what I'm doing.
532
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,981
Rory's math homework is
already way too hard for me.
533
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,077
What you do
is so much more important.
534
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,680
I wouldn't know where to begin.
535
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,892
Look, Sharon,
536
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,516
being in over your head
is all a part of parenting.
537
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,562
All that matters is
that you care about Rory,
538
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,328
and from what I hear,
you two get along great.
539
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,757
In fact, I can even
give you some Rory tricks
540
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,573
I've picked up over the years
just to make it a little easier.
541
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,326
-Really?
-Yeah.
542
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,004
That would be amazing.
543
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,544
Oh, okay, we're hugging again.
544
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,508
(both laugh)
545
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,706
-You are mega mom goals!
-Well...
546
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,908
-(up-tempo music plays)
-Okay. Time for class.
547
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,580
You can have the good spot.
548
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,509
You know what? I don't think I'm
gonna stay. I was just gonna --
549
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,254
Oh, you're not going anywhere!
550
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,949
(buzzing, clicking)
551
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,391
(groans)
This laser kind of hurts.
552
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,557
Yeah, well, it heats
the ink particles
553
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,255
to 1,000 degrees, so...yeah.
554
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,228
(groans)
555
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,226
Good God,
you have a lot of these.
556
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,198
I can only imagine
557
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,096
how disappointed
your father must be.
558
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,598
-Mm-hmm.
-Is that him right here?
559
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,069
Yep.
But Zara's was my first.
560
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,408
We snuck out to go to
an A$AP Rocky pop-up concert,
561
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,765
and we were so hyped after,
562
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,582
Zara said we should get tattoos
of each other's names.
563
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,705
And that's when I realized
564
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,081
the girl I'd been crushing on
since middle school
565
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,580
had feelings for me, too.
566
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,221
Best night of my life.
567
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,988
Okay. I think
we're finished here.
568
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,617
You only took off the "ara"?!
569
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,922
I thought you were good at this.
570
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,433
I thought I'd leave the "Z."
571
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,285
That way, you still
got a piece of her.
572
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,403
Listen.
573
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,995
I have a scar on my back.
574
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,067
Oh, is it from your service
in World War II?
575
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,236
-No.
-Oh.
576
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,595
It's from when
I was dating Rose.
577
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,273
I was making pancakes
in nothing but a towel,
578
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,983
and a pop of oil got me
pretty good on my back,
579
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,605
and, uh...
I never got the scar removed.
580
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,151
Decided to keep it.
581
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,007
'Cause it makes me think of her.
582
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:02,975
It's nice.
583
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,517
I usually cook pancakes with
butter, but that's what's up.
584
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,458
The point is that even though
you and Zara are moving on,
585
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,626
you can still cherish
the memories you two had.
586
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,804
The "Z" actually looks
pretty dope.
587
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,933
You have a tattoo
that says "sports"?
588
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,331
Mm-hmm.
589
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,603
That was a choice you made.
590
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,607
WILL: Hey, kid.
591
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,105
I'm so sorry I invited Graham
for that playdate.
592
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,138
I just -- I wanted to fix it.
593
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,883
But that tea party
was a very bad idea.
594
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,849
Only if you wanted me
to like it.
595
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,717
(laughs)
596
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:40,386
Look, I remember being your age
597
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,717
and talking to my parents
about crushes.
598
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,992
And they never said
the right thing.
599
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,832
But I always thought
that I'd be able to avoid that,
600
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,898
that when the time came for me
to talk to my kid about it
601
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,968
that I would know
what to say or do.
602
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,637
And I guess I don't.
603
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,807
And everything I'm trying
is just making things worse.
604
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,337
Yes! Exactly!
605
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,512
Dad, that's it!
606
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,580
That helped.
607
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,808
What part?
What helped?
608
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,053
When you said you didn't get it.
609
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,218
I don't know why.
It just felt nice.
610
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,053
-I'll leave you to it.
-Dad?
611
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,324
I need you more than these guys.
612
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,928
-Here you go.
-Oh, thanks.
613
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,427
You know, Gabe's dad
writes for Gotham.
614
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,327
I don't even know what that is.
615
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,203
(scoffs) You should.
616
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,369
POPPY:
Oh, Ror, I'd hug you goodbye,
but I still can't move
617
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,041
from Sharon's Hula-Tramp class.
618
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,879
Geez, the warm-up alone
was 65 minutes!
619
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,575
You still haven't told me
how it went!
620
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,677
I want to hear everything.
621
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,878
Listen, I've been thinking,
622
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,550
and we can't gossip about
your dad's girlfriends anymore.
623
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,120
It's just not right.
624
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,018
And besides, your dad told me
625
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,689
that you and Sharon
are actually buddies.
626
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,688
Me?
Friends with that dumbo? Ha!
627
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,031
Rory, you're a great actor
but a terrible liar.
628
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,032
(sighs)
629
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,099
Fine.
630
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,127
I actually like
that goofball Sharon.
631
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,073
I just didn't want to tell you
in case it made you feel bad.
632
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,969
Baby, I love that you're trying
to protect my feelings, okay?
633
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,942
But you don't have to
pretend anymore.
634
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,880
Besides, there'll always
be more gossip.
635
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,976
Did you hear about
Graham and Sophie?
636
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,248
Girl, put some coffee on.
Let's get into it!
637
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,647
-Yes!
-(doorbell rings, knock on door)
638
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,578
All right, your dad's here.
639
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,424
Hey, enjoy your special time
with Sharon, okay?
640
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,449
She's a part
of all of our lives now.
641
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,324
-(Sharon squeals, Ron laughs)
-At least for the time being.
642
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,663
You're bad!
643
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,257
Ooh! I know.
That was my last one.
644
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,659
-You're so bad!
-That's my last one.
645
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,100
-(knock on door)
Come in!
646
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,095
-We're engaged!
-Ha ha! Boom!
647
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,497
-(squeals)
-Ohh!
648
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,329
(quietly)
Sure we can't gossip about this?
649
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,974
(quietly) Oh,
we're gonna break this down.
650
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,398
Aah! (giggles)
651
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:42,308
(indistinct conversations)
652
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,479
-Hey!
-WILL: (sighs)
653
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,636
So, this is our future.
654
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,014
Standing three feet away,
totally helpless,
655
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,253
while they work things out
by themselves.
656
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,679
Yeah. Pretty much.
657
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,293
(British accent)
It's bollocks, innit?
658
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,285
(chuckles)
659
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,086
Hey.
Sorry about yesterday.
660
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,587
I know I was acting weird.
661
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,129
Maybe you want to build forts
later today?
662
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,085
Sure.
663
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,190
By the way, I don't
have a crush on you anymore.
664
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,295
I've moved on to Rocco Risoli.
665
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,267
He's wearing that tank top.
666
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,626
Yowza!
667
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,504
Did you hear what I heard?
668
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,142
Sophie's got the hots for Rocco.
669
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,513
Wowie zowie,
shark attack in Maui!
670
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,351
Ah.
The kid is due.
671
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,448
Never should've gotten them
that notepad.
672
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,462
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