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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:34,640 GOZPEL 1:1 FACEDOWN AT 15 BY YOUNG & WILD 2 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:05,975 MOTHER CALLING 3 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,712 It's the usual problem of limits. 4 00:03:11,618 --> 00:03:14,883 When was the first time you got yourself off? 5 00:03:14,921 --> 00:03:16,786 The first successful autoerotic stimulation 6 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:19,724 that put an end to frustrated fingering. 7 00:03:21,495 --> 00:03:24,293 An attempt at meaningful finger-play. 8 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:27,300 At age ten, after getting home from school, 9 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:29,859 I would think about a classmate who annoyed the fuck out of me: 10 00:03:29,903 --> 00:03:33,031 Cristi�n. Asshole. 11 00:03:33,073 --> 00:03:36,531 He'd chase me around the school telling me, "You're hot. " 12 00:03:36,576 --> 00:03:38,203 And I'd throw rocks at him. 13 00:03:38,245 --> 00:03:40,372 He'd buy me candy bars, 14 00:03:40,413 --> 00:03:41,710 and I'd throw rocks at him. 15 00:03:41,748 --> 00:03:43,215 He'd try to be nice to me; 16 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,512 I'd throw a rock. 17 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:46,382 But once I got home, 18 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:47,886 I'd try to get my rocks off 19 00:03:47,921 --> 00:03:49,445 instead of throwing them at him. 20 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:51,980 Try to, because I had no idea what to do with my fiery twat. 21 00:03:54,194 --> 00:03:56,856 Temporal ellipsis to age 15. 22 00:03:56,897 --> 00:04:00,162 From 10 to 14, a series of flimsy fingers. 23 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,328 I even tried shoving a flashlight up there once- 24 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,201 a little red one. 25 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:06,432 Just like that. 26 00:04:06,473 --> 00:04:07,804 At age 15, 27 00:04:07,841 --> 00:04:11,242 facedown with a finger and rubbing up against the bed. 28 00:04:11,278 --> 00:04:12,768 I couldn't believe it. 29 00:04:12,812 --> 00:04:15,007 It was as easy as rubbing up against a bed. 30 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:18,040 At 16, the Cheese-Dick Man. 31 00:04:18,084 --> 00:04:20,279 No fingers that year. 32 00:04:21,555 --> 00:04:23,921 Virginity is lost in stages, 33 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:26,790 and it's got to be hard to lose it all at once. 34 00:04:26,826 --> 00:04:29,954 C told me that after getting fucked up the ass, 35 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:31,588 diarrhea all day long. 36 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:34,532 She said, "The most painful experience after childbirth. " 37 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:36,365 I say, "Whatever. " 38 00:04:36,403 --> 00:04:41,204 With a lot of booze and beer in me, it ain't bad. 39 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:43,801 I don't know how I ended up ass up on the mattress. 40 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:45,868 I told him, "Dude, wrong hole. " 41 00:04:45,912 --> 00:04:47,880 Wrong hole. 42 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,142 But he put it in anyway. 43 00:04:49,182 --> 00:04:51,082 So I said it again, "Wrong hole. " 44 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:52,641 Wrong hole. 45 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:58,055 You're expected to put up some kind of struggle, 46 00:04:58,091 --> 00:04:59,649 and I do what is expected of me. 47 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:03,988 Fuck it. 48 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,258 He stuck it up my ass for a while. 49 00:05:05,298 --> 00:05:07,425 Neither good nor bad, just nothing... 50 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:09,765 like most of my losses. 51 00:05:09,803 --> 00:05:10,963 Did I feel like taking a shit? 52 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:12,335 Yes. 53 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:15,102 But the suppositories from when I was a kid hurt more. 54 00:05:15,141 --> 00:05:16,768 It wasn't a total loss. 55 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,573 He didn't cum in my ass. 56 00:05:18,612 --> 00:05:20,341 I'm still waiting for the right guy. 57 00:05:25,819 --> 00:05:28,947 I'm an orthodox, and I lose what people often lose. 58 00:05:28,989 --> 00:05:31,958 A trinity of losses, feminine and heterosexual: 59 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:34,825 pussy, giving head, up the ass. 60 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:03,479 There are several types of people in the world. 61 00:06:03,523 --> 00:06:07,118 There are those who don't believe in God. 62 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,561 Those who don't believe are increasing every day 63 00:06:10,597 --> 00:06:14,294 due to the fact we've had two agnostic, atheist presidents 64 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:17,064 who don't believe in God. 65 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:19,037 The world of an agnostic is a world 66 00:06:19,072 --> 00:06:21,802 that begins and ends in his own mind. 67 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:24,833 He's the top authority in his life, 68 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:27,176 the captain of his own soul. 69 00:06:27,213 --> 00:06:29,306 He is his own God! 70 00:06:29,349 --> 00:06:30,611 "I don't believe in God. 71 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,083 "There's no superior being. 72 00:06:32,118 --> 00:06:36,054 Therefore, I command myself. " 73 00:06:36,089 --> 00:06:40,389 This is why he lives a life of relative values, 74 00:06:40,427 --> 00:06:42,861 relative to his person. 75 00:06:44,464 --> 00:06:46,591 But God, my dear brothers and sisters... 76 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,691 Hey. 77 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:50,134 Is not relative. 78 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:51,728 He does not accept relativity. 79 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:54,365 God is living fire! 80 00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:55,396 Amen! 81 00:06:55,442 --> 00:06:58,639 God doesn't want lukewarm hearts. 82 00:06:58,678 --> 00:07:00,373 Repeat with me: 83 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:03,280 I don't want to have a lukewarm heart. 84 00:07:03,316 --> 00:07:06,615 I don't want to have a lukewarm heart. 85 00:07:06,653 --> 00:07:08,450 God wants his fire 86 00:07:08,488 --> 00:07:11,787 to penetrate each one of your hearts. 87 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,224 He is calling you. 88 00:07:13,259 --> 00:07:14,283 Amen! 89 00:07:14,327 --> 00:07:15,453 Listen to me well: 90 00:07:15,495 --> 00:07:17,588 He is calling you! 91 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:19,427 Oh, yeah, and I'm the Evangelical one. 92 00:07:19,466 --> 00:07:21,866 I'm from the sect of rich Evangeloons, 93 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:23,095 who are worse than the others, 94 00:07:23,136 --> 00:07:24,763 'cause on top of everything else, 95 00:07:24,804 --> 00:07:27,671 they think they're the shit because they've got money. 96 00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:29,868 I'm studying for my college placement test. 97 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,638 It is thus inferred that I'm really busy 98 00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,772 and I have no time to write this blog. 99 00:07:34,814 --> 00:07:36,907 With fire! 100 00:07:41,721 --> 00:07:44,690 Today 101 00:07:44,724 --> 00:07:48,683 I shall rise 102 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:49,820 Get up. 103 00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:54,664 And I will smile 104 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:58,137 Being with you 105 00:07:58,171 --> 00:08:00,469 Raise your hands, you fool. 106 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,844 You 107 00:08:04,878 --> 00:08:07,972 Teach me to believe 108 00:08:08,014 --> 00:08:09,845 Fool, fool, fool. 109 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:13,078 But I still write. 110 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:15,246 That's why I pray to Jesus: 111 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:19,418 Please make my mother never type youngandwild. blogspot. com. 112 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:20,926 Make it so, please, 113 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,985 so that she never ever has. 114 00:08:23,029 --> 00:08:27,756 YOUNG & WILD BY MARIALY RIVAS 115 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:31,084 Hey, I was hard-core Catholic, virgin till marriage and stuff, 116 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:34,539 until I met a big ol' dick, and that was that. 117 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:36,215 Hey, Danilca! 118 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,047 Do you remember that song that said 119 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:40,052 Satan is like a lion? 120 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,022 Remember we had to roar? 121 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,347 PS. I also pray to Jesus 122 00:08:44,382 --> 00:08:47,320 that your parents won't find your blog. 123 00:08:47,578 --> 00:08:49,978 I ask him all day, all night, all afternoon, 124 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:51,714 all day, all night, all afternoon, 125 00:08:51,758 --> 00:08:53,906 all morning, nonstop. 126 00:08:53,948 --> 00:08:57,111 I want to be your mommy and for you to be the daddy. 127 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,238 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 128 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:04,424 You know how sometimes when you're going at it 129 00:09:04,455 --> 00:09:05,717 and the guy's dick slides out 130 00:09:05,771 --> 00:09:07,671 and makes its way into the back door? 131 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,472 Hey, this is filthy. 132 00:09:10,824 --> 00:09:13,054 My mommy told me that hope is the last thing you lose, 133 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:15,504 so I'll leave you my MSN: 134 00:09:15,548 --> 00:09:17,948 palitroke@gmail. com. 135 00:09:17,984 --> 00:09:19,474 And I'd leave you my cell phone number, 136 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:22,215 my ID number, and my home phone number, 137 00:09:22,255 --> 00:09:23,552 but my mommy also told me 138 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:24,887 that there are a lot of bad people 139 00:09:24,924 --> 00:09:26,585 out there in the world. 140 00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:28,423 I'm not leaving my MSN, 141 00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:30,326 but you can leave yours on my blog. 142 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,591 Ha. 143 00:09:38,669 --> 00:09:40,102 Are they here? 144 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:43,600 Yes. Come down. 145 00:09:48,585 --> 00:09:49,711 They're here. Come down. 146 00:09:49,736 --> 00:09:50,828 But, Mom, I have to study. 147 00:09:50,972 --> 00:09:52,064 Let's go. 148 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:04,712 GOZPEL 1:2 IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED ALL MY HARDSHIPS (MOTHER AND FATHER) 149 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,061 One minute. 150 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:16,006 Simón, I got this for you. 151 00:10:21,547 --> 00:10:23,174 It's Tim LaHaye's latest book. 152 00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:24,307 No! 153 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:27,852 How wonderful. 154 00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:32,552 Thank you very much, Rai. 155 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:33,751 Thank you. 156 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,920 For these 15 years of ministry. 157 00:10:35,961 --> 00:10:37,019 Thank you. 158 00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:40,795 Could you read a bit to us? 159 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,822 - No, no. - Yes. 160 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,061 No, you're the head of- 161 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:44,933 No, we're in your house. You read it. 162 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:45,994 Read it, come on. 163 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:54,135 "The term 'rapture is an expression that comes 164 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:58,480 "from the Greek word 'rapio, ' which means disappearance. 165 00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,542 "Shortly before the end of the world, 166 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:03,987 Christ shall return in the air and shall take with him... " 167 00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:05,786 Father believes in Rapture. 168 00:11:05,825 --> 00:11:07,383 Mother believes in Rapture. 169 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:09,690 Uncle believes in Rapture. 170 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:12,026 They believe that Jesus was telling the truth 171 00:11:12,064 --> 00:11:13,861 when he said, "I'll be back soon. " 172 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:17,300 And I want to not believe because believing frightens me. 173 00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:20,271 It won't be long before the Lord's Second Coming. 174 00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:21,330 It's all Uncle's fault. 175 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:23,773 I think that our generation 176 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:28,303 shall see Christ come to take his Church with him. 177 00:11:28,347 --> 00:11:29,507 I believe, Simón, 178 00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:31,413 that all the signals have been given. 179 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:34,783 My pastor uncle comes over one night. 180 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,414 He sits at our dining room table, 181 00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:39,321 says something I don't understand, 182 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,189 and points to the backyard. 183 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,029 In the dark backyard, there's a grotto. 184 00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:54,505 In the grotto, a Virgin. 185 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,303 He picks up an axe, 186 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:59,834 walks over to the Virgin, white and made of plaster... 187 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,510 And swings at it. 188 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,780 "Thou shalt not praise other images before me," 189 00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:09,219 says the pastor uncle that God says. 190 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:15,957 Postscript. 191 00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:18,327 (Is that how you write "postscript"?) 192 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,797 I remember an axe, 193 00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:23,393 but it probably was just a crappy-ass bread knife. 194 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:31,002 But, hey, is the Virgin Satanic? 195 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,374 I still have a question. 196 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,504 Is the person writing this blog a man or a woman? 197 00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,174 She's a young lady. I can vouch. 198 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,546 Good blog. 199 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,279 Free Young! 200 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:43,049 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 201 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:46,182 I know you're hot. I know you're hot. 202 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,750 I don't care about the Virgin or the fucking grotto. 203 00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:50,455 I know you're hot. 204 00:12:50,496 --> 00:12:51,554 She's not hot. 205 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:53,724 I know someone who knows her. 206 00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:54,926 Bitch. 207 00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:05,503 GOZPEL 1:3 WE ARE THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD BY YOUNG & WILD 208 00:13:06,512 --> 00:13:07,740 Morning, sir. 209 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,941 I need to talk to Daniela. 210 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,047 Daniela? 211 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,416 Could you come with me? 212 00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:18,516 Now? 213 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:29,023 Do you know what a classmate of yours told me? 214 00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:32,367 That you've had sex. 215 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,906 Sex before marriage. 216 00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:51,790 You tempted a young boy- 217 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:55,954 not only in age but also in faith. 218 00:13:55,995 --> 00:13:58,054 What a shame to look at you. 219 00:13:58,097 --> 00:13:59,928 What sadness, Daniela. 220 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:07,197 What dishonor to your parents, who love the Lord, 221 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:10,538 to have a daughter like you, 222 00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,840 don't you think? 223 00:14:12,878 --> 00:14:16,177 You can't carry on soiling the sanctity of this school. 224 00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,683 But there's less than a month left 225 00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:20,548 for the college placement test. 226 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:23,555 It's over, Daniela. 227 00:14:23,589 --> 00:14:26,854 You can't come back to this school. 228 00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:29,224 We won't tolerate you any longer. 229 00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:13,628 I got kicked out of school. 230 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,965 May her health be to your glory. 231 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,470 Let's go to the hospital. 232 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:47,631 Her fever is too high. 233 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:49,038 Hallelujah Lord. 234 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,702 Glorify yourself in her. 235 00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:55,737 Lord, give us your peace in order to accept your will. 236 00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:59,911 In the name of Jesus, Lord, we bless you. 237 00:15:59,952 --> 00:16:02,079 Careful, careful. 238 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:06,820 Lord, give us your peace to accept your will. 239 00:16:06,859 --> 00:16:08,087 In the name of Jesus. 240 00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:10,391 Lord, we bless you. 241 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,169 You're not going out for a year. 242 00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:24,068 You won't see anyone either. 243 00:16:25,244 --> 00:16:26,575 Not even Pía. 244 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,871 You're not even going out to the corner to buy bread. 245 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:35,809 No internet either. 246 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,560 And tomorrow, I'm signing you up 247 00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:44,425 for We Are the Light of the World. 248 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,623 You hear me? 249 00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:47,859 Oh, shit. 250 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,868 We Are the Light of the World? Shit. 251 00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:51,130 A ship that sails out of Ecuador 252 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,569 and stops at a million ugly cities, 253 00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:54,538 the kind where Evangelicals are eaten alive, 254 00:16:54,573 --> 00:16:56,541 where they throw stones at Evangelicals, 255 00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:58,702 and the Evangelics' eyes are shiny and bright 256 00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,076 with missionary emotion, with martyrdom. 257 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,941 But, Mom, 258 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,110 I'm almost 18. 259 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,449 You can't do that to me. 260 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,613 Shut up. 261 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,987 Hey. 262 00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:13,855 I'm not dead yet. 263 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,092 Danielita? 264 00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:22,726 Could you ask your father to call the pastor, hmm? 265 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,675 I don't think that it's a good idea. 266 00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:36,874 And I'm not only saying it for her. 267 00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,980 I'm also saying it for you. 268 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,456 Do you want her to get closer to the Lord or not? 269 00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:53,531 She's not going to do it like this. 270 00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:56,693 Why don't you try to get her to finish school? 271 00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:57,895 No. 272 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:06,633 I don't want her to go on that trip. 273 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:15,292 GOZPEL 1:4 LAKE OF FIRE BY YOUNG & WILD 274 00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:19,744 Where milk and honey flow... 275 00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:26,760 They walk and walk and walk, and they never get there. 276 00:18:26,796 --> 00:18:30,061 Poor, poor Moses, 277 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:33,227 because when they're about to arrive, 278 00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:35,703 all of them feeling very thirsty, 279 00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,865 God tells him... 280 00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,705 Mother, they could have kicked me out of school 281 00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:42,032 for setting a classroom on fire, 282 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,706 for poisoning a classmate, 283 00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,442 for killing a teacher, 284 00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:49,713 and you would have cared less than expulsion for fornication. 285 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,380 Because your main commandment is not "thou shalt not kill" 286 00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:54,184 or "thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" 287 00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:55,268 or blah, blah, blah; 288 00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:57,528 your main commandment is "thou shalt not fornicate. " 289 00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,741 And I, fornicator, 290 00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:03,578 I am sent to the Evangeloon TV Station 291 00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:05,277 where no one fornicates. 292 00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:12,190 A life of partying... 293 00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:15,285 I went out at night, 294 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,788 and I would look at myself in the mirror, 295 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,460 and each time I went out, 296 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,969 I would look at myself in the mirror. 297 00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,937 And I would say to myself- 298 00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:29,305 I would say, "Yes, I'm pretty. " 299 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:34,405 But I felt that I was missing something. 300 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,075 I wasn't happy. 301 00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:39,608 And that something... 302 00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,142 was Jesus Christ. 303 00:19:42,489 --> 00:19:44,957 How did you meet the Lord, ma'am? 304 00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:46,583 It was really crazy. 305 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:52,064 I was walking down Providencia. I love Providencia. 306 00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:55,067 And suddenly, I sat down. 307 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:59,367 I collapsed on one of the benches in Providencia, 308 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:03,206 and I said, "I can't take it anymore. " 309 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,608 And a man tells me- 310 00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:10,241 he approaches me and touches my shoulder- 311 00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:12,342 "God loves you. " 312 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,613 That simple. 313 00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:17,521 And I was frozen. 314 00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:21,254 And I said, "God loves me!" 315 00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:24,422 A person he hasn't seen, that he doesn't know. 316 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:26,796 God loves me. 317 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,529 But, Mother, you may punish me, 318 00:20:29,569 --> 00:20:31,196 but I can do whatever I want 319 00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,000 in the name of my dirty poonani. 320 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,166 I can do anything in the name of the man of God 321 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,108 who I can't stop looking at. 322 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,441 Mother, I'm going to write you a poem 323 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,174 that rhymes and everything. 324 00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:44,342 I'll take what's in store. Your punishment I'll endure. 325 00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,716 As for this man of God, I'll be his whore. 326 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,264 Hello. 327 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,467 Let's go. 328 00:21:12,545 --> 00:21:17,039 Were those your work colleagues? 329 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,244 Do you work with them? 330 00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,775 No, I'm the gofer. 331 00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:27,723 You were there all day, I suppose. 332 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,898 Look, I'm asking just one thing from you. 333 00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:36,252 Don't do anything at the TV station that could embarrass me, okay? 334 00:21:36,269 --> 00:21:37,702 Oh, Mom. 335 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:47,070 What did you have to do? 336 00:21:47,113 --> 00:21:49,445 Coding. 337 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,383 Coding. That's nice. 338 00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:59,156 What is it? 339 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,819 Something boring. 340 00:22:17,343 --> 00:22:19,174 What are you thinking about? 341 00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,275 Of what I would answer when you asked 342 00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,306 what was I thinking about. 343 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,983 Well, I try to talk to you. I try. 344 00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:31,047 And you: nothing. 345 00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,580 Quiet. Always quiet. 346 00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,130 Don't you want us to get closer? 347 00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:45,451 I don't know. 348 00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:25,431 The mechanism was as follows: 349 00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:27,562 I would leave, hidden among my panties, 350 00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,698 the love letters, 351 00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:31,571 my extremely private journal, 352 00:23:31,609 --> 00:23:34,407 go to school, come back, and Mother would say, 353 00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:37,414 "By chance I found... " 354 00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:42,511 Or, "I was cleaning, and I found... " 355 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,852 Or, "I found this on the floor... " 356 00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:47,585 And what she had found was always 357 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,889 the journal or the love letters 358 00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:51,451 that were filled with drawings of cocks 359 00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,326 because of this boyfriend I had who didn't know 360 00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:55,127 how to write a love-love letter. 361 00:23:55,165 --> 00:23:56,757 Mother is a spy, 362 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,031 a kind of spy that's not ashamed of getting caught. 363 00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,870 Once, a Rolling Stone issue in which Charly García bragged 364 00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,876 about how some chick gave him head 365 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,708 under the piano during a concert. 366 00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:10,577 "I threw it out," she says. 367 00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:12,844 "I threw it out because it's perverse. " 368 00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:15,477 My aunt gives me the Rolling Stone Mother threw out 369 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,817 and says, "Keep it safe. " 370 00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,015 Keep it safe. 371 00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:24,288 Mother is a great censor. 372 00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,956 Aunt is a great rescuer. 373 00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,779 Mother got baptized in a swimming pool. 374 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,896 Hallelujah. Hallelujah, ma'am. 375 00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:32,596 Aunt got baptized in a lake. 376 00:24:35,089 --> 00:24:37,769 Mother never swears. 377 00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:39,537 Aunt says fuck when she drives. 378 00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:41,742 Fuck! 379 00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:44,009 Mother is married to Father. 380 00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,082 My aunt has had hundreds of boyfriends 381 00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:48,778 but never gets married. 382 00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:58,722 Mother gripes all the time but never gets sick. 383 00:24:58,762 --> 00:25:01,754 Aunt hardly ever gripes and gets cancer. 384 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,427 I don't know who decided that cancer comes from 385 00:25:04,468 --> 00:25:08,996 bottling up a little pain in your heart or wherever. 386 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:12,338 I don't know who decided that Aunt had to get sick. 387 00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:14,637 God? 388 00:25:31,562 --> 00:25:34,690 There are two things in this world that have no limits: 389 00:25:34,732 --> 00:25:38,691 Aunt's love and Spy-Mom's spying. 390 00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:41,466 There's one thing in this world that has no answer: 391 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,303 what am I going to do without Aunt's love? 392 00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:46,002 What will Spy-Mom do to me then? 393 00:25:46,871 --> 00:25:48,817 I ran into your mom at the supermarket. 394 00:25:48,856 --> 00:25:49,790 Creepy- 395 00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:51,536 She looked at me with an evil face. 396 00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:53,050 Slut, slut, slut. 397 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,507 Introduce me to your mom. I bet she's hot! 398 00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,501 I'll huff and I'll puff, and my dick in you I'll stuff. 399 00:25:58,876 --> 00:26:00,954 What's up between you and your mommy, sweetheart? 400 00:26:00,989 --> 00:26:04,107 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 401 00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:07,588 Holy snatch, Tigress! What a difficult question. 402 00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:08,738 I don't know. 403 00:26:08,843 --> 00:26:09,994 So many shitty things 404 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:12,349 that I don't know how to say them in this blog. 405 00:26:12,388 --> 00:26:14,015 Actually, what the hell. 406 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,720 I'm not sure if mother loves me, really. 407 00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:19,420 Whatever, I don't know. It's too personal. 408 00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,525 I once read in a Cosmopolitan about a trick 409 00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:26,921 on how to suck dick with an ice cube inside your mouth. 410 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:28,176 I never got it. 411 00:26:28,305 --> 00:26:29,329 XOXO Young! 412 00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:30,289 Will I ever meet you someday? 413 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,250 GOZPEL 1:5 A. & T. BY YOUNG & WILD 414 00:26:42,408 --> 00:26:44,273 Now comes the interrogation. 415 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,107 I saw you on the street last Sunday. 416 00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:47,908 Yeah? 417 00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:49,414 I was in a car with my parents. 418 00:26:49,449 --> 00:26:51,041 That's why I didn't say hi. 419 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,778 On your way to your sect? 420 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:55,845 On my way back. What were you doing? 421 00:26:55,888 --> 00:26:58,516 I don't remember. Was I by myself? 422 00:26:58,558 --> 00:27:00,583 Weren't you coming back from your sect? 423 00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:02,287 I don't go to church. 424 00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:06,896 But your uncle is the TV station's director. 425 00:27:10,636 --> 00:27:12,763 What's the matter? Is that weird? 426 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,432 It's just - I don't understand 427 00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:17,671 Why you'd work at that station if you're not forced to. 428 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,007 I live on my own. 429 00:27:19,045 --> 00:27:21,946 I pay for college, feed my cat. 430 00:27:21,981 --> 00:27:23,608 What's its name? 431 00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:24,775 Cat. 432 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,478 End of interrogation. 433 00:28:11,964 --> 00:28:15,229 This reminds me of the Sailor Moon horniness. 434 00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:18,066 Mr. R's Sunday school at age 11. 435 00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:21,164 He says, "Write down on a piece of paper 436 00:28:21,207 --> 00:28:23,175 all you are holding before God. " 437 00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,336 I wrote down, "Sailor Moon. ” 438 00:28:25,378 --> 00:28:29,474 Shit, how I loved that Sailor Moon and her legs. 439 00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:32,245 But Mr. R. didn't care about those legs. 440 00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:34,412 He wanted little papers with idols on them. 441 00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:36,080 Each kid handed in their piece of paper 442 00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:37,589 with their idols on it. 443 00:28:37,623 --> 00:28:40,592 He put them on the floor, lit them on fire, 444 00:28:40,626 --> 00:28:41,957 and then said... 445 00:28:41,994 --> 00:28:43,018 God comes first. 446 00:28:46,532 --> 00:28:48,864 Sailor Moon 447 00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:06,544 - Hello. - Hello. 448 00:29:06,586 --> 00:29:09,282 - Are you from the TV station? - Yes. 449 00:29:09,322 --> 00:29:10,914 - Hello. - Antonia. 450 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:11,924 Please, come in. 451 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,550 - Hello. - Hello. Daniela. 452 00:29:13,593 --> 00:29:14,753 Please, come in. 453 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,998 Could you pull this up underneath your shirt? 454 00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,498 There it is. 455 00:29:31,997 --> 00:29:33,123 And that? 456 00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:35,099 In there, yes. 457 00:29:35,134 --> 00:29:38,831 Thank you. Daniela, we're ready. 458 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:56,550 How did you find the Lord? 459 00:29:56,689 --> 00:30:00,819 Well, I had a very good life, right? 460 00:30:00,859 --> 00:30:03,158 A life filled with things: 461 00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:08,327 money, a good car, a pretty girlfriend. 462 00:30:10,495 --> 00:30:13,293 But I felt anguished. 463 00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:17,272 I felt a weight on my chest. 464 00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:19,326 One day I got preached to, 465 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,343 and I observed my life, 466 00:30:21,513 --> 00:30:24,171 and I realized that it was very full on the outside 467 00:30:24,206 --> 00:30:26,691 but empty inside, 468 00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:31,857 and I felt God had an important mission for me. 469 00:30:32,057 --> 00:30:34,355 And how did you know? 470 00:30:34,393 --> 00:30:35,724 God told me. 471 00:30:37,196 --> 00:30:38,636 Speaking? 472 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,967 He put his message in my heart. 473 00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:51,642 I reflected, and I decided to sell everything. 474 00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:54,076 I got rid of everything. 475 00:30:54,112 --> 00:30:55,773 And I talked to my girlfriend, 476 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,510 who I saw was a little reluctant, 477 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,528 to explain to her that if she didn't want 478 00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,507 to share the message of Jesus Christ with me, 479 00:31:04,689 --> 00:31:06,156 we had to break up 480 00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:09,792 because my mission now was to preach 481 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,956 in the name of Jesus Christ throughout every nation. 482 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:16,399 And did your girlfriend convert? 483 00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:17,834 No. 484 00:31:17,869 --> 00:31:19,860 No, she didn't accept the Lord. 485 00:31:21,573 --> 00:31:22,904 Was there anger? 486 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,814 No. 487 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,440 Actually, I was sad, 488 00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:33,178 because I felt that she was missing out 489 00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:37,177 on the gift of accepting Christ, no? 490 00:31:37,222 --> 00:31:41,522 No, what I meant to ask you was rather if she got angry 491 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,620 because you were leaving her for a life of preaching. 492 00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:50,231 But that's not important. 493 00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:56,036 We have to abandon our ego. 494 00:31:56,074 --> 00:32:00,374 We have to crucify our ego 495 00:32:00,412 --> 00:32:04,542 in order to accept Jesus Christ. 496 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:07,381 But you wanted to leave 497 00:32:07,419 --> 00:32:10,388 and break up with your girlfriend. 498 00:32:10,422 --> 00:32:12,720 You wanted to follow Christ. 499 00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,384 You weren't killing your ego. 500 00:32:14,426 --> 00:32:17,452 You were doing what you wanted to do, 501 00:32:17,496 --> 00:32:18,827 weren't you? 502 00:32:34,212 --> 00:32:35,372 Well... 503 00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:43,751 Excuse me. 504 00:32:43,788 --> 00:32:45,915 Is this the person who was supposed to interview me? 505 00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:47,424 - Yes, it's her. - Yes? 506 00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:48,619 Yes. 507 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:58,433 I think he's pissed off. 508 00:33:00,071 --> 00:33:03,199 Yes, Josue, hello. Look, yes, I'm here. 509 00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,004 Your niece is here with a girl 510 00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:06,601 that honestly doesn't know what to ask. 511 00:33:06,645 --> 00:33:08,112 She's just asking nonsense. 512 00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:11,809 I think that this isn't the way it works, 513 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,943 not like this. 514 00:33:13,985 --> 00:33:18,718 We're not going anywhere. 515 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,725 So I ask you to please talk to her, 516 00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,954 I mean, first of all, to make them stop wasting my time, 517 00:33:22,994 --> 00:33:24,621 and talk to her because I guess 518 00:33:24,663 --> 00:33:26,290 she can give you a better explanation. 519 00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:27,958 Hold on for a second. 520 00:33:27,999 --> 00:33:29,125 You're Antonia, right? 521 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,429 Yes. 522 00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:32,129 - Yes, I'm coming. - Here she comes. 523 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,901 Excuse me. Well, I think so too. 524 00:33:36,942 --> 00:33:39,570 That's why you should talk to her. 525 00:33:39,611 --> 00:33:41,943 Hello? Yes, Uncle. 526 00:33:49,254 --> 00:33:50,585 Yes, we'll be right over. 527 00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:58,225 We have hurt a brother in Christ, 528 00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,491 and that is not righteous. 529 00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:00,759 It's not righteous. 530 00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:05,032 Daniela, you are not pleasing God. 531 00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,435 I'm sorry, but I wanted to say- 532 00:34:06,471 --> 00:34:08,598 Silence. I'm speaking. 533 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,578 Daniela, 534 00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:16,809 you have shown an arrogant heart. 535 00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:19,112 You know the Word. 536 00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:22,483 You know that God loves those with simple, humble hearts. 537 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,420 Look, Josué, 538 00:34:24,456 --> 00:34:26,253 I gave Daniela the responsibility. 539 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,282 I couldn't go with them, and she wasn't prepared. 540 00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:31,193 I don't like thinking about Evangelical dicks. 541 00:34:31,229 --> 00:34:33,288 I say "Evangelical dick," and I think: 542 00:34:33,331 --> 00:34:35,196 one, limp dick, 543 00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:37,360 two, premature dick. 544 00:34:37,402 --> 00:34:39,893 But Jeezus is almighty. 545 00:34:39,938 --> 00:34:41,337 Water into wine- 546 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,307 limp dick into hard dick. 547 00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:48,777 Daniela and Antonia, please leave. 548 00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:17,577 Sorry. 549 00:35:19,749 --> 00:35:23,845 I thought it was kind of funny. 550 00:35:23,887 --> 00:35:25,047 Why? 551 00:35:27,156 --> 00:35:28,316 I don't know. 552 00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:34,293 And what happens if you get fired? 553 00:35:36,153 --> 00:35:37,643 I get sent to Ecuador. 554 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,068 On vacation? 555 00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:44,232 No. 556 00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:46,367 On a missionary expedition. 557 00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:56,142 How could you be such a brat? 558 00:35:56,286 --> 00:35:57,514 Am I fired? 559 00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,488 How could you tell him he hasn't left his ego? 560 00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:03,488 You should have gotten fired. 561 00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:05,494 You should have started off with that, Tom�s. 562 00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:06,995 How could you ask him 563 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:09,362 why he left his girlfriend for Jesus? 564 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:15,860 Hey, what are you laughing at? 565 00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:17,506 Me? 566 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,860 You should have done something. You were with her. 567 00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:21,639 I'm sorry, but I get paid for taping, 568 00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:22,872 and I taped. 569 00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:24,499 Besides, I'm not one of those people 570 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,547 who believe in tiny lights in the sky. 571 00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:28,208 They're not tiny lights. 572 00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:30,956 Come on, don't get mad. 573 00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:32,485 All right, I've got an idea. 574 00:36:32,689 --> 00:36:34,513 Why don't we go see the princesses 575 00:36:34,548 --> 00:36:36,338 so Tom�s doesn't get even angrier? 576 00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:41,487 You're so silly. 577 00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:06,477 What's the name of the sweatier guy with tattoos? 578 00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:08,752 Cogwheel Jack. 579 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,224 And the other guy? 580 00:37:10,259 --> 00:37:11,419 Coyote. 581 00:37:24,507 --> 00:37:27,738 If I had a boyfriend, I would go out with Cogwheel Jack. 582 00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:28,903 Why? 583 00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:30,674 Do you like them tattooed and sweaty? 584 00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:33,341 No. I like Cogwheel Jack. 585 00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:35,647 Whatever. 586 00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:38,779 You know you still like skinny, clean-cut guys like me. 587 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,345 What an idiot! 588 00:37:58,997 --> 00:38:01,932 A stands in front of T. T is shirtless. 589 00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:04,078 T takes a look at A's legs, 590 00:38:04,113 --> 00:38:05,865 A's beautiful legs. 591 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,460 T draws closer, tries to touch her. 592 00:38:08,651 --> 00:38:11,119 A pushes him away, laughs. 593 00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:13,281 A attracts him, laughs. 594 00:38:13,323 --> 00:38:14,756 I'm the public. 595 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,759 I don't laugh. I don't move. 596 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,283 I want neither one to win. 597 00:38:18,328 --> 00:38:21,229 I just want the almighty fuck to win. 598 00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:24,358 "Fuck her," I say softly. "Go on, fuck her. " 599 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,129 And A laughs. 600 00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:28,569 She doesn't hear me while T knocks her down, 601 00:38:28,604 --> 00:38:30,697 while T spreads her beautiful legs 602 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,038 and says, "Stop laughing. " 603 00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:35,408 And I think, 604 00:38:35,445 --> 00:38:37,436 "Okay, he's finally going to slip it into her. " 605 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,846 But I can't think of them anymore. 606 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,907 I can only think about my body. 607 00:38:45,722 --> 00:38:47,053 I can only think about my own body 608 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:50,321 that trembles, trembles, and trembles with filth 609 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,622 until it stops trembling. 610 00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:35,269 GOZPEL 1:6 THE RIGHTEOUS PATH BY YOUNG & WILD 611 00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:36,862 You had a crush on him as well. 612 00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:38,533 No, I didn't. I just liked him. 613 00:39:38,574 --> 00:39:39,734 And he had a crush on you. 614 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,573 - No, no, we were just friends! - Oh, come on! 615 00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:42,805 You were dating both of them for a while! 616 00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:44,073 No, I wasn't. 617 00:39:44,113 --> 00:39:45,307 Yes, you were. Admit it. 618 00:39:45,348 --> 00:39:47,111 No, we just gave each other little kisses. 619 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,448 - He even wrote you a letter. - When? 620 00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,851 I remember it perfectly. You were about to marry Rai. 621 00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:53,651 And he went over to his house. 622 00:39:53,689 --> 00:39:55,589 - I don't remember. - Yes. 623 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,785 Okay. Shut up. 624 00:39:56,826 --> 00:39:58,225 He wrote you a letter. Yes, he did. 625 00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,786 And what did the letter say, "I love you"? 626 00:40:02,198 --> 00:40:04,098 No, it said, "if you get married, I'll kill you. " 627 00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,623 Just that. You were lucky. 628 00:40:08,571 --> 00:40:10,402 And? Tell me. 629 00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:14,372 He has an apostle's name. 630 00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:16,310 John? 631 00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,779 Peter? 632 00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:19,873 Judas? 633 00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:22,612 No, he was the one that said, 634 00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,210 "I'll believe it when I see it. " 635 00:40:24,253 --> 00:40:27,312 Tom�s? His name is Tom�s? 636 00:40:27,347 --> 00:40:28,904 Isabel? 637 00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:31,425 They want to pray for you in the living room. 638 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:35,054 Yes, I'll be right over. 639 00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:37,496 Danielita and I are talking about something. 640 00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:39,398 Okay, don't get mysterious, all right? 641 00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:40,925 We're talking about Tom�s. 642 00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:44,837 About who? 643 00:40:44,874 --> 00:40:46,171 Who? 644 00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:48,871 I'm going out with a boy from the TV station. 645 00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:54,411 I will send you to Ecuador. 646 00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:55,940 Oh, Mom. 647 00:40:57,787 --> 00:40:59,345 What, do you want to sleep with him too? 648 00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,015 Tere. 649 00:41:01,057 --> 00:41:03,240 Stop it. 650 00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:05,869 She was going to bring him over so you could meet him. 651 00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,164 Fuck. 652 00:41:12,201 --> 00:41:14,717 I don't know why it pisses me off so much to post about this. 653 00:41:14,737 --> 00:41:16,102 Perhaps it's because I prefer 654 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,504 reading about sex than about love, 655 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,839 or perhaps it's because the word "re-la-tion-ship" 656 00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:23,846 seems so ugly to me. 657 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,507 I'm in a relationship. 658 00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:28,278 And I'm kind of happy or almost happy. 659 00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:29,807 And I don't know what else to say, 660 00:41:29,852 --> 00:41:32,582 because we just do the same things all nerdy couples do. 661 00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,089 We go to the movies. 662 00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:37,092 "But don't turn off your cell phone," Mother says. 663 00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,354 We eat ice cream, 664 00:41:38,394 --> 00:41:39,588 and I give him my puppy-dog eyes 665 00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:41,153 while licking it with my porno-tongue, 666 00:41:41,197 --> 00:41:43,188 so that he'll think, 667 00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:44,756 "I'll forget about God, 668 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,597 "about virginity, and all that crap, 669 00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,536 and I'm gonna fuck her speechless. " 670 00:41:56,712 --> 00:42:00,671 I'm not asking for the Moon 671 00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:04,675 All I want is to love you 672 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,188 I want to be that wildness 673 00:42:07,223 --> 00:42:10,659 That vibrates deep inside of you 674 00:42:10,693 --> 00:42:15,027 I'm not asking for the Moon 675 00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:18,864 I'm just asking for the moment 676 00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:23,270 To rescue that skin and steal the star 677 00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:29,142 That you and I see when we make love 678 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,981 And Cogwheel Jack is, like, everyone's favorite. 679 00:42:34,016 --> 00:42:36,143 But you like him because he's gross. 680 00:42:36,185 --> 00:42:37,413 No, he's not gross, 681 00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:40,013 but the thing is that when he's fighting, 682 00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:43,924 he sits down on his contender's face and wins. 683 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,120 What? 684 00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:48,430 When did you see that? 685 00:42:48,464 --> 00:42:50,523 Tere. 686 00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,056 No, the thing is, 687 00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:53,864 we go see them during our lunch break, 688 00:42:53,903 --> 00:42:55,370 but it's just for a little while. 689 00:42:55,404 --> 00:42:57,372 Yes, a very short while. 690 00:42:57,406 --> 00:42:59,203 And then they go right back to the station 691 00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:01,573 and don't stop anywhere else. 692 00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:02,942 I don't know. 693 00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:05,470 Even though we were all like that, kind of happy, 694 00:43:05,514 --> 00:43:08,574 a certain fatality could be felt in the air. 695 00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:11,246 And what has to happen on a fatal day happened, 696 00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:12,618 as hard to believe as it may be. 697 00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:16,557 Get down on the floor, or I'll kill you! 698 00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:19,152 Let's go! Hand over all of your jewelry. 699 00:43:19,195 --> 00:43:23,996 Place a protection barrier around us, Lord. 700 00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:28,256 Place a barrier of angels around us, Lord. 701 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:29,881 Tom�s asked the Lord 702 00:43:29,904 --> 00:43:32,248 to place a barrier around us and blah. 703 00:43:32,283 --> 00:43:33,977 Father spoke in tongues, 704 00:43:34,143 --> 00:43:35,872 and it seems like the Lord listened 705 00:43:35,911 --> 00:43:37,708 because the thugs passed right by our table 706 00:43:37,747 --> 00:43:39,305 and never looked at us. 707 00:43:39,348 --> 00:43:43,211 They didn't look at the tables next to us either. 708 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,184 There are two possibilities. 709 00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:47,864 Our prayer- I don't know if mine- 710 00:43:47,899 --> 00:43:50,333 helped us save all the sinners from the nearby tables 711 00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,958 from the robbery. 712 00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:58,161 Our prayer didn't do a thing, because if God exists, 713 00:43:58,201 --> 00:43:59,998 he's worrying about any old thing 714 00:44:00,036 --> 00:44:01,970 except for that restaurant. 715 00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:05,304 And the third option, the coolest one, 716 00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:08,538 is that all the tables around us were Evangelical, 717 00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:10,910 and they were all praying for a protection barrier. 718 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,440 Fourth option: 719 00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,419 you gave your "Mr. Thug, don't steal from me, 720 00:44:17,453 --> 00:44:19,250 and I'll suck your dick" face, 721 00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:20,779 and then orgy with the thugs. 722 00:44:20,823 --> 00:44:22,757 Fifth option: who cares? 723 00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,225 The only thing that matters 724 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:25,921 is that now Mom loves him so much- 725 00:44:25,962 --> 00:44:28,294 as much as she can within her mother possibilities- 726 00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:29,628 that she lets me go out with him 727 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,429 and the internet is back. 728 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,095 You turned out so classy, Danilca. 729 00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:37,817 I would have robbed you with this hard gun I have between my legs. 730 00:44:38,174 --> 00:44:40,142 Dani, girl, what's going on with your stories? 731 00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,406 I have to tell you something really cool. 732 00:44:42,445 --> 00:44:45,812 Log on to MSN when you're less caged up. 733 00:44:45,848 --> 00:44:47,577 I came across this blog without wanting to, 734 00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:49,107 and I wanted to say that perhaps 735 00:44:49,152 --> 00:44:51,017 you haven't gotten to know the Lord's true love. 736 00:44:51,054 --> 00:44:52,851 The important thing is that you're going to know true love, 737 00:44:52,889 --> 00:44:54,550 the one from down here. 738 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,889 This has nothing to do with this, 739 00:44:56,926 --> 00:44:58,393 but I saw the best cat ever, 740 00:44:58,428 --> 00:44:59,895 and I had to tell you about it. 741 00:45:06,361 --> 00:45:10,855 I was checking the internet browser history the other day. 742 00:45:10,898 --> 00:45:12,889 Mom was looking up your friends' names. 743 00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:18,000 She also looked up teenage depression 744 00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:20,530 and that boyfriend of yours from three years ago, Diego. 745 00:45:25,546 --> 00:45:27,411 She also looked up Young & Wild. 746 00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,915 Fuck, fuck! 747 00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,076 What? 748 00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:31,779 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 749 00:45:31,819 --> 00:45:32,843 The dicks, the pussies- 750 00:45:32,887 --> 00:45:34,115 it all comes out into the light! 751 00:45:34,155 --> 00:45:37,283 Exposed fornicator, dead fornicator, fuck! 752 00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:40,626 I'm joking. 753 00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:42,822 "I'm joking. " 754 00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:45,327 So what's the deal? 755 00:45:45,366 --> 00:45:46,924 Can she look up anything that I've seen? 756 00:45:46,968 --> 00:45:49,266 Yeah, but you have to clear the browsing history. 757 00:45:49,303 --> 00:45:50,600 How do you do that? 758 00:45:50,638 --> 00:45:52,697 Press there. 759 00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,140 "Clear history. " 760 00:45:55,176 --> 00:45:56,370 That's it. 761 00:45:56,411 --> 00:45:57,844 That's easy. 762 00:45:57,879 --> 00:46:00,814 She also looked up Pete Montana, look. 763 00:46:00,848 --> 00:46:02,941 Pete Montana with no last name? 764 00:46:02,984 --> 00:46:04,952 Yes, just like that. 765 00:46:04,986 --> 00:46:08,114 Pete is the name of my sister Julia's boyfriend. 766 00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,886 Montana is the name of the state 767 00:46:12,927 --> 00:46:14,827 where my sister's boyfriend comes from. 768 00:46:16,998 --> 00:46:18,090 Calling him Pete Montana 769 00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:19,759 is like calling someone Helmut Germany 770 00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,462 or Juanito Santiago. 771 00:46:23,004 --> 00:46:26,030 The story of Pete Montana can be told in three phrases. 772 00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:30,203 Sister fornicated and secretly married Pete Montana. 773 00:46:30,244 --> 00:46:32,075 Mother could not forgive her. 774 00:46:34,482 --> 00:46:36,473 Mother doesn't let me see my sister. 775 00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:41,651 My aunt lived at the beach 776 00:46:41,689 --> 00:46:45,147 before she got cancer and came to live with us. 777 00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:47,286 One day, she invites me to her house. 778 00:46:48,396 --> 00:46:50,489 My sister is at the beach. 779 00:46:50,531 --> 00:46:52,055 My aunt planned it. 780 00:46:55,034 --> 00:46:58,492 We have an encounter that feels like an illicit romance. 781 00:46:58,537 --> 00:47:01,438 We go to the beach. We watch the sunset. 782 00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:04,932 We walk by the shore. We eat beachy things. 783 00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:07,275 We watch the sunset again. 784 00:47:07,313 --> 00:47:08,610 While we're happy, 785 00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:11,569 my aunt turns her cell phone off for the whole weekend. 786 00:47:11,604 --> 00:47:13,730 She doesn't want Mother to call her. 787 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,759 Since these wheels are made of rubber instead of silicone, 788 00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,385 they've got a better grip on the street, get it? 789 00:47:22,428 --> 00:47:25,261 Let's go check it out. 790 00:47:29,769 --> 00:47:32,465 The pastor's sermon... 791 00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:34,496 We have gotten to know Jesus Christ- 792 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:38,499 not a cheap or hypocritical religion 793 00:47:38,544 --> 00:47:41,274 but Jesus Christ himself. 794 00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:45,113 He's the one who has set us free. 795 00:47:45,151 --> 00:47:46,516 And that's the bomb: 796 00:47:46,552 --> 00:47:50,511 to live life to the fullest in our lord Jesus Christ. 797 00:47:50,556 --> 00:47:53,184 And we've come here with problems, 798 00:47:53,225 --> 00:47:55,250 with difficulties, with tests, 799 00:47:55,294 --> 00:47:57,592 with obstacles that may have to do with drug addiction, 800 00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:58,961 with alcoholism, 801 00:47:58,998 --> 00:48:01,796 but we have come here to know and to understand, 802 00:48:01,834 --> 00:48:05,133 for an obvious reason, that there is a God 803 00:48:05,171 --> 00:48:07,935 that loves us and that accepts us just the way we are. 804 00:48:07,973 --> 00:48:10,100 But when we arrive to God, 805 00:48:10,142 --> 00:48:11,939 there's an absolute change in our lives. 806 00:48:11,977 --> 00:48:13,103 There's a change of heart. 807 00:48:13,145 --> 00:48:15,340 There's a change of mind. 808 00:48:15,381 --> 00:48:19,112 The truth is condensed in the persona of Jesus Christ. 809 00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:20,914 There is no other truth bigger than that. 810 00:48:20,953 --> 00:48:22,477 Do you know why, brothers? 811 00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:26,753 Because this truth for you and for me has made us free. 812 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,659 Could you give these tapes to Antonia? 813 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,635 A new love 814 00:48:36,669 --> 00:48:38,796 I never thought that I could find him 815 00:48:38,838 --> 00:48:43,207 Who gave my life a reason to love 816 00:48:43,242 --> 00:48:47,838 Jesus, my love and more than love will always be 817 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,476 Jesus, my love and more than love will always be 818 00:48:52,518 --> 00:48:57,952 Jesus, my love and more than love 819 00:49:05,064 --> 00:49:06,588 Thank you. 820 00:49:08,434 --> 00:49:10,766 He gets so Evangeloony sometimes. 821 00:49:12,204 --> 00:49:14,195 You haven't slept with him yet? 822 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,572 He doesn't even want me to touch his dick. 823 00:49:20,012 --> 00:49:21,138 Has anyone ever told you, 824 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,080 "No, I don't want to sleep with you"? 825 00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:28,953 Once I was with a person that was a bit scared, 826 00:49:28,988 --> 00:49:30,387 but it passed. 827 00:49:30,422 --> 00:49:32,253 Why scared? 828 00:49:33,526 --> 00:49:36,893 Maybe not scared but uptight. 829 00:49:36,929 --> 00:49:38,897 Did the person relax? 830 00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:40,728 Yes. 831 00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:41,994 How? 832 00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:46,900 Hey, come to my birthday party. 833 00:49:46,939 --> 00:49:48,099 Bring Tom�s with you. 834 00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,835 I'm not allowed to go out at night. 835 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:53,208 But tell Tom�s to ask your mom for permission. 836 00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,174 Come see me. 837 00:49:56,215 --> 00:49:57,910 And now could you please let me work? 838 00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:02,880 Father, thou who art in heaven 839 00:50:04,023 --> 00:50:08,960 Father, who art in my heart 840 00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,056 For years now, the idea of a threesome- 841 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,159 a boyfriend and a little classmate 842 00:50:17,202 --> 00:50:19,727 that had dark circles around her eyes, huge tits, 843 00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:21,603 and a face of eternal fuck. 844 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,131 I said to boyfriend, "I think about her. " 845 00:50:24,176 --> 00:50:25,871 Boyfriend calls one day and says, 846 00:50:25,911 --> 00:50:27,845 "I dreamt about you and her. " 847 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,848 Liar. No fucking way he dreamt of it. 848 00:50:29,882 --> 00:50:32,544 He probably jacked off very consciously and thought, 849 00:50:32,585 --> 00:50:35,782 "if I tell her I dreamt of it, she won't get jealous. " 850 00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:39,052 But I was jealous, just a little, 851 00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:42,788 eclipsed by my once-again fiery twat. 852 00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,467 Once almost, at M's house, 853 00:50:56,508 --> 00:50:58,373 but I got scared of I don't know what. 854 00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:01,538 But now at the Tom�s-Antonia party, I think, 855 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,775 "Third time's a charm. " 856 00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:05,078 I think again, 857 00:51:05,117 --> 00:51:07,051 "Fornication with him, with her, together, 858 00:51:07,086 --> 00:51:09,145 is the perfect love that's not in the Bible. " 859 00:51:09,188 --> 00:51:11,179 Threesome, threesome, threesome. 860 00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:17,008 GOZPEL 1:7 THE LITTLE STAIRCASES OF SIN BY YOUNG & WILD 861 00:51:17,329 --> 00:51:19,263 Come on, let's dance! 862 00:51:19,298 --> 00:51:20,788 I want to dance. 863 00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,857 Let's dance. 864 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,424 Hey, I hate this music. 865 00:51:23,469 --> 00:51:24,993 Then let's make out. 866 00:51:26,538 --> 00:51:28,972 Come on. 867 00:51:29,008 --> 00:51:30,532 Hello. 868 00:51:30,576 --> 00:51:31,907 Hello. 869 00:51:31,944 --> 00:51:35,277 The tigress of the west. 870 00:51:35,314 --> 00:51:37,077 Barbage. 871 00:51:37,116 --> 00:51:39,448 This is my boyfriend, Tom�s. 872 00:51:39,485 --> 00:51:40,747 - Hello. - Hello. 873 00:51:40,786 --> 00:51:41,878 Cute. 874 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,717 Daniela has talked a lot about you. 875 00:51:45,658 --> 00:51:47,626 And you two, how do you know each other? 876 00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,218 From around. 877 00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:58,995 Come on, I want to dance. 878 00:51:59,038 --> 00:52:01,233 - Come on, no, no. - Come on. 879 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,354 Dani. 880 00:52:21,393 --> 00:52:23,224 "Dani. " 881 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,906 Dani. 882 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:55,573 Stop, stop, stop. 883 00:53:02,086 --> 00:53:03,747 It's not funny. 884 00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,483 How come David and Bathsheba fucked all day 885 00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:10,016 and they weren't married? 886 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,790 That's the worst example. 887 00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:13,387 Afterwards, they get punished by God. 888 00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:16,889 What a great punishment. 889 00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:21,098 The Bible says that later on, he had 800 wives 890 00:53:21,138 --> 00:53:23,698 and he was fucking them all. 891 00:53:23,741 --> 00:53:26,335 You heretic brat. 892 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,845 Well, at least they were all his wives. 893 00:53:28,879 --> 00:53:30,210 Let's get married then. 894 00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:35,712 You're really drunk. 895 00:54:16,827 --> 00:54:18,124 Hi. 896 00:54:18,162 --> 00:54:19,288 Gated! 897 00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,821 Happy Birthday! 898 00:54:21,866 --> 00:54:23,197 Thank you. How are you? 899 00:54:34,645 --> 00:54:36,545 Barbage? 900 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,946 Will you come to the bathroom with me? 901 00:54:38,983 --> 00:54:41,645 Okay... 902 00:55:03,079 --> 00:55:06,378 What's the deal? 903 00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,077 Damn it. 904 00:55:09,819 --> 00:55:11,343 Well, whenever you feel like it. 905 00:55:13,356 --> 00:55:15,290 Here's your humble servant. 906 00:55:22,465 --> 00:55:24,433 You left Tom�s alone. 907 00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:26,264 You forgot about me. 908 00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:30,636 Even though I came here to fuck you and Tom�s. 909 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,414 Hello. 910 00:55:45,455 --> 00:55:46,922 Hello. 911 00:55:46,956 --> 00:55:49,857 - Bye. - Bye. 912 00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,018 Thank you. 913 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:55,022 Bye. 914 00:56:12,482 --> 00:56:13,779 They were kind of weird. 915 00:56:13,816 --> 00:56:15,545 No, they were really normal. 916 00:56:18,621 --> 00:56:19,952 Did you have a lot to drink? 917 00:56:19,989 --> 00:56:21,217 Practically nothing. 918 00:56:21,257 --> 00:56:23,384 "Practically nothing. " 919 00:56:23,426 --> 00:56:24,893 Are you going to drive, Tere? 920 00:56:24,927 --> 00:56:26,588 No, you drive. 921 00:56:37,173 --> 00:56:39,107 Hug the person next to you 922 00:56:39,142 --> 00:56:42,669 and tell them that they're beautiful. 923 00:56:42,712 --> 00:56:44,543 You're beautiful. 924 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,911 You're beautiful. 925 00:56:51,554 --> 00:56:52,885 You're beautiful. 926 00:56:56,426 --> 00:56:58,417 You're beautiful. 927 00:56:58,461 --> 00:56:59,860 If there's something that I hate, 928 00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,363 it's open letters- 929 00:57:01,397 --> 00:57:03,126 open letter to Chile, 930 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,066 open letter to the baby who'll never be born, 931 00:57:05,101 --> 00:57:06,830 open letter to the president, 932 00:57:06,869 --> 00:57:09,133 open letter to I-dunno-what, I-dunno-who. 933 00:57:09,172 --> 00:57:12,335 But just like Paul, ex-Saul, I do what I hate... 934 00:57:13,835 --> 00:57:16,285 Open letter to Tom�s. 935 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,700 My spirit feels relieved. 936 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,703 Father looks at you with acceptance. 937 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,069 Aunt loves you. 938 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,509 Mother trusts you. 939 00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,537 It's me and my raping power that she doesn't trust. 940 00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:31,985 Tomas, Mother, as always, is right. 941 00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:34,180 My spirit feels relieved, 942 00:57:34,222 --> 00:57:36,815 but my poonani doesn't. 943 00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,944 P.S.: I have a very intelligent idea- 944 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,027 to make a sex-themed video game. 945 00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,930 You earn ten points for conventional sex. 946 00:57:44,966 --> 00:57:46,934 This is pussy-dick. 947 00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:54,499 20 points for less conventional sex. 948 00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,533 This is dick-ass. 949 00:57:56,577 --> 00:57:58,875 30 points for a threesome. 950 00:57:58,913 --> 00:58:02,212 40 points for convincing a virgin person to fornicate. 951 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:06,050 1,800 points - no, 1,800 million points 952 00:58:06,087 --> 00:58:08,385 for convincing a man of God to fornicate. 953 00:58:08,422 --> 00:58:11,823 1,800 million points that I will never earn. 954 00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,020 Boo. I've only got a few points. 955 00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:15,824 Fuck. Your boyfriend is a dumb-ass. 956 00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:18,161 I'd tell you, "Eat this Popsicle. " 957 00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:19,996 Hey, sister in flesh and blood, 958 00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:21,399 I never post things on your blog. 959 00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:23,426 All this filthiness is making me a little nervous. 960 00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,701 Ha, ha, ha. 961 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,401 I forgot that I was going to post this to say 962 00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,739 that I have more points than all of your followers combined 963 00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,506 and added and multiplied. 964 00:58:31,546 --> 00:58:34,898 And fucking the one who writes this blog, how many points do I get for that? 965 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,747 You lose points. 966 00:58:40,609 --> 00:58:42,859 SAILOR HAS JUST SIGNED IN 967 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,532 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: WHO ARE YOU'? 968 00:58:49,379 --> 00:58:51,847 SAILOR SAYS: SAILOR SATAN. 969 00:58:51,881 --> 00:58:54,873 THE GIRL YOU LEFT OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM. 970 00:58:58,554 --> 00:58:59,885 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: HAHAHAHA! 971 00:59:02,091 --> 00:59:05,754 SAILOR SAYS: HOW DID IT GO IN THE BATHROOM? 972 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,628 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: I DON'T KNOW. CONFUSION. 973 00:59:17,273 --> 00:59:19,741 SAILOR SAYS: FEAR OR CONFUSION? 974 00:59:19,776 --> 00:59:22,370 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: IT DIDN'T SCARE ME. 975 00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:25,404 SAILOR SAYS: AN EVANGELITEASE IS WHAT YOU ARE. 976 00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:32,347 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. 977 00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:34,782 SAILOR SAYS: YES! 978 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,958 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. AND NO. AND NO. 979 01:01:42,318 --> 01:01:44,479 They think I'm with Tom�s. 980 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,964 Do you want to go to Rene's Bar? 981 01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,706 No. 982 01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:20,506 GOZPEL 1:8 BACON AND TOFU BY YOUNG & WILD 983 01:02:32,486 --> 01:02:33,953 Okay, I'm off to pick up your brother 984 01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:35,511 from the Christian Youth Club. 985 01:02:35,556 --> 01:02:37,547 So you stay here keeping Aunt Isabel company. 986 01:02:43,397 --> 01:02:46,298 And don't go into your room all by yourselves. 987 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,459 Bye. 988 01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,150 Such a prude. 989 01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,662 Do you love me? 990 01:03:56,405 --> 01:03:57,936 I don't know. 991 01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:05,639 What do you mean, you don't know? 992 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,772 You're not even into me. 993 01:04:07,815 --> 01:04:09,305 What do you mean, I'm not into you? 994 01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,597 The other day, I heard a man say 995 01:06:25,635 --> 01:06:29,571 he thought another guy liked both men and women. 996 01:06:29,606 --> 01:06:33,269 He said this: "He likes both bacon and tofu. " 997 01:06:34,878 --> 01:06:36,846 Nah. He totally looks like it. 998 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,677 That guy likes to kick it with both feet. 999 01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,548 I wanted to ask him, "And who would the bacon be? 1000 01:06:41,585 --> 01:06:42,882 Who would the tofu be?" 1001 01:06:42,919 --> 01:06:44,716 But he got off the bus. 1002 01:06:48,391 --> 01:06:49,858 Then I thought, 1003 01:06:49,893 --> 01:06:52,361 "I'll write the parable of the bacon and tofu. " 1004 01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:53,987 Here it goes. 1005 01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:56,658 One: Fornication with her. 1006 01:07:01,071 --> 01:07:03,437 Two: Fornication with him. 1007 01:07:07,377 --> 01:07:09,675 Three: Fornication with her. 1008 01:07:13,183 --> 01:07:15,151 Four: Fornication with him. 1009 01:07:18,021 --> 01:07:20,615 Five: Fornication with her. 1010 01:07:23,793 --> 01:07:26,057 Six: Fornication with him. 1011 01:07:28,932 --> 01:07:31,594 Seven: Love with her. 1012 01:07:35,205 --> 01:07:37,196 Eight: Love with him. 1013 01:07:41,444 --> 01:07:43,412 Yes, I know. It's not a parable. 1014 01:07:43,446 --> 01:07:45,573 But I don't have much time, and unlike Jesus, 1015 01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:47,606 I'll never be able to teach anything. 1016 01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:53,719 GOZPEL 1:9 IF I HAVE NO LOVE, I AM NOTHING BY YOUNG & WILD 1017 01:07:53,757 --> 01:07:58,160 Everyone, pay attention. We're ready to roll. 1018 01:07:58,194 --> 01:08:02,494 Three, two, one. 1019 01:08:02,532 --> 01:08:03,658 On air. 1020 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,031 Hello, friends! 1021 01:08:05,068 --> 01:08:08,560 Welcome to your show Rich in Christ. 1022 01:08:08,605 --> 01:08:12,405 Today we have two young contestants. 1023 01:08:12,442 --> 01:08:14,376 Our first contestant, Leo, 1024 01:08:14,411 --> 01:08:17,005 comes from the Baptist Church of Ñuñoa. 1025 01:08:17,047 --> 01:08:19,743 Our second contestant, Vicente, 1026 01:08:19,783 --> 01:08:21,944 comes from the Christian Missionary Church. 1027 01:08:21,985 --> 01:08:23,976 Boys, please say hello. 1028 01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:28,680 Let's go on to our first question. 1029 01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:31,660 Complete the biblical verse: 1030 01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:36,655 "For God so loved the world"... 1031 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:37,997 "That he gave his only begotten son, 1032 01:08:38,034 --> 01:08:39,797 "that whoever believes in him shall not perish 1033 01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:40,894 but have eternal life. " 1034 01:08:40,937 --> 01:08:42,495 "That he gave his only begotten son, 1035 01:08:42,539 --> 01:08:45,133 "that whoever believes in him shall not perish 1036 01:08:45,175 --> 01:08:46,802 but have eternal life. " 1037 01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,969 I won. 1038 01:08:48,011 --> 01:08:50,707 Excellent, Leo! Very good! 1039 01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,307 So let's go on to the second question. 1040 01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:56,159 It reads as follows. Attention... 1041 01:08:56,194 --> 01:08:59,163 Today there's no parable or metaphor or comparison 1042 01:08:59,356 --> 01:09:01,483 or biblical reinterpretation or anything, 1043 01:09:01,524 --> 01:09:03,758 'cause I'm feeling like a fucking cock-dick-prick. 1044 01:09:03,793 --> 01:09:04,919 Sorry, sorry. 1045 01:09:04,954 --> 01:09:09,084 Seeing bacon and tofu every day. 1046 01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:10,798 I'm confused, 1047 01:09:10,834 --> 01:09:14,219 and I don't know if I want to write, but I do write. 1048 01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:15,778 I don't know why I write, 1049 01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:17,804 and maybe it's better if I talk about the Bible. 1050 01:09:21,451 --> 01:09:23,767 Once, in Corinthians, Paul said, 1051 01:09:23,787 --> 01:09:25,914 "if I have not love, I am nothing. " 1052 01:09:25,956 --> 01:09:27,389 I am nothing. 1053 01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:28,721 "If I do not have love, 1054 01:09:28,759 --> 01:09:32,354 I become as sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal. " 1055 01:09:32,396 --> 01:09:33,829 Hey, come on. 1056 01:09:47,577 --> 01:09:50,876 And I want to ask Paul, God, Mother, 1057 01:09:50,914 --> 01:09:53,212 some blogger, someone, 1058 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,616 what happens if I have too much love? 1059 01:09:55,652 --> 01:09:56,983 What happens if I like two people? 1060 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:58,954 If I love two? 1061 01:09:58,989 --> 01:10:01,549 If I like doing dirty things with both? 1062 01:10:01,591 --> 01:10:03,183 Is it better than having no love at all? 1063 01:10:03,226 --> 01:10:05,956 What the fuck happens, Paul, Mother, God, blogger? 1064 01:10:07,664 --> 01:10:12,687 Do I become nothing? Am I less than nothing? 1065 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:24,677 GOZPEL 1:10 BUH-BYE OLD SELF BY YOUNG & WILD 1066 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:27,876 No, come on, seriously. 1067 01:10:27,918 --> 01:10:30,478 Let's have a real conversation now. 1068 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,147 Let's do something. 1069 01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:34,316 You tell me everything you like 1070 01:10:34,358 --> 01:10:38,886 and everything you want, and then I'll tell you. 1071 01:10:38,929 --> 01:10:44,094 I like waking up sick on Sundays... 1072 01:10:47,637 --> 01:10:52,438 Being afraid of dachshunds, 1073 01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:55,934 chatting online until my eyes burn at night... 1074 01:10:55,979 --> 01:10:59,073 We talked about pretty things, and there were boats 1075 01:10:59,116 --> 01:11:02,552 and sun, a lake, and even a parrot, 1076 01:11:02,586 --> 01:11:04,816 and all we needed was that perfect song. 1077 01:11:04,855 --> 01:11:07,722 Cha, na, na 1078 01:11:07,758 --> 01:11:10,318 Like when soap operas end. 1079 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,352 But the difference was that nothing was ending. 1080 01:11:13,397 --> 01:11:15,365 Drenched on your back 1081 01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:17,367 I feel happy 1082 01:11:17,401 --> 01:11:18,959 We don't get up anymore 1083 01:11:19,002 --> 01:11:20,765 And I hold you against my chest 1084 01:11:20,804 --> 01:11:22,601 With all my soul 1085 01:11:22,639 --> 01:11:24,368 I could die tomorrow 1086 01:11:24,408 --> 01:11:26,171 I could die stuck here 1087 01:11:26,209 --> 01:11:29,372 Completely drugged 1088 01:11:32,032 --> 01:11:35,524 Oh, friend of mine 1089 01:11:39,423 --> 01:11:45,252 I know we're never going to let 1090 01:11:46,396 --> 01:11:51,390 I know we're never going to let 1091 01:11:51,435 --> 01:11:55,667 This love go away from us 1092 01:11:57,908 --> 01:11:59,239 Leave. 1093 01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:03,671 I don't want to leave. 1094 01:12:03,713 --> 01:12:05,112 You said that you had to go. 1095 01:12:05,148 --> 01:12:06,479 Go. 1096 01:12:08,318 --> 01:12:11,116 But not like this. 1097 01:12:11,154 --> 01:12:14,123 Then we can do it like we always do. 1098 01:12:14,157 --> 01:12:15,920 You leave because you have 800 missed calls 1099 01:12:15,959 --> 01:12:17,085 from your mother, 1100 01:12:17,127 --> 01:12:19,595 because you have to be with Tom�s. 1101 01:12:19,629 --> 01:12:22,097 I say, "Good-bye. See you at the station. " 1102 01:12:22,132 --> 01:12:26,398 You kiss me on the mouth, and we chat online, 1103 01:12:26,436 --> 01:12:28,233 and then we laugh at the station, 1104 01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,535 and everything is super cool. 1105 01:12:30,574 --> 01:12:33,202 What do you think? 1106 01:12:33,243 --> 01:12:35,734 That I want it to be like this forever? 1107 01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:05,367 Mother says that sinning is a matter of steps. 1108 01:13:05,408 --> 01:13:06,739 She says, 1109 01:13:06,776 --> 01:13:10,337 "When you open the door for the enemy, he enters. " 1110 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,245 I could say that I've climbed up the steps of sin; 1111 01:13:12,282 --> 01:13:14,011 although it'd be more accurate to say down- 1112 01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:16,575 considering hell is not above- 1113 01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,247 the stairsteps of sin. 1114 01:13:18,288 --> 01:13:19,983 At first I said 1115 01:13:20,023 --> 01:13:22,651 I'd never fuck before marriage. 1116 01:13:22,692 --> 01:13:24,159 Okay, I never said that. 1117 01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:27,630 But I did say I'd never cheat. 1118 01:13:27,664 --> 01:13:28,995 While cheating, 1119 01:13:29,032 --> 01:13:30,659 I made an infinite list of et ceteras, 1120 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:34,158 but I always knew when I went down step after step. 1121 01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:35,762 And the problem is the following: 1122 01:13:35,805 --> 01:13:38,535 I'd never said I wouldn't be with two people at once. 1123 01:13:38,575 --> 01:13:39,872 I never knew that suddenly 1124 01:13:39,910 --> 01:13:42,037 it wouldn't be step after step anymore 1125 01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:43,602 but more like falling down the stairs. 1126 01:13:43,647 --> 01:13:45,046 And now I say, 1127 01:13:45,081 --> 01:13:49,245 God, I want to walk down a clean, righteous path. 1128 01:13:49,286 --> 01:13:51,186 And that's it. Righteous. 1129 01:13:51,221 --> 01:13:52,381 Right? 1130 01:14:15,612 --> 01:14:17,671 Wasn't Tom�s dropping you off today? 1131 01:14:23,353 --> 01:14:24,843 What's wrong with you? 1132 01:14:27,057 --> 01:14:28,888 Daniela, what did you do? 1133 01:14:32,395 --> 01:14:34,226 I want to get baptized. 1134 01:14:49,197 --> 01:14:50,824 Go to my house. 1135 01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,128 To the beach? 1136 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,429 Yes. 1137 01:14:53,468 --> 01:14:55,459 Get baptized where I did. 1138 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,924 Let's all go. 1139 01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:04,084 Yes. 1140 01:15:09,804 --> 01:15:11,533 Awesome. 1141 01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:13,130 I'll be cold if I wear that. 1142 01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:14,402 Who cares? 1143 01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,376 Hey, you have to get a less pornographic T-shirt. 1144 01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,173 But all white T-shirts are pornographic. 1145 01:15:18,212 --> 01:15:19,611 But yours even more, 1146 01:15:19,647 --> 01:15:22,275 because it's made out of that old fabric, you know? 1147 01:15:22,316 --> 01:15:23,840 You can get a white one anywhere. 1148 01:15:23,884 --> 01:15:25,249 I can get it for you if you want. 1149 01:15:25,286 --> 01:15:27,846 Why do you need a white T-shirt? 1150 01:15:27,888 --> 01:15:29,219 I've got several. 1151 01:15:29,256 --> 01:15:30,621 Because I'm getting baptized. 1152 01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:33,786 You have to wear a white T-shirt for baptism. 1153 01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:35,625 See, Anto can lend you one. Cool. 1154 01:15:35,663 --> 01:15:37,460 Dani, you're getting baptized? 1155 01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:38,795 Yes. 1156 01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,494 That's great. Congratulations. 1157 01:15:52,713 --> 01:15:56,513 SAILOR SAYS: BAPTISM? 1158 01:15:56,550 --> 01:16:00,646 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: BAPTISM. 1159 01:16:00,688 --> 01:16:04,784 SAILOR SAYS: IS YOUR MOM MAKING YOU? 1160 01:16:04,825 --> 01:16:07,157 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. 1161 01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:13,392 Dani, Dani. 1162 01:16:13,434 --> 01:16:15,061 Could you come see this thing we're editing, please? 1163 01:16:15,102 --> 01:16:16,763 Sure. I'll be right over. 1164 01:16:20,274 --> 01:16:22,435 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: LET'S TALK LATER. 1165 01:16:26,881 --> 01:16:28,348 What's up? 1166 01:16:28,382 --> 01:16:31,840 How long do you think this should be? 1167 01:16:31,886 --> 01:16:33,513 He wants to cut it here, you see... 1168 01:16:37,077 --> 01:16:39,841 Are you willing to let your ego die? 1169 01:16:41,328 --> 01:16:45,424 Evangelical baptism isn't like some bullshit Catholic baptism. 1170 01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:48,731 Evangelic baptism is done when you're older, 1171 01:16:48,769 --> 01:16:51,203 conscious that you want to follow Jeezus 1172 01:16:51,238 --> 01:16:53,502 and leave your old self in the toilet. 1173 01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:12,016 Evangelic baptism takes place outdoors. 1174 01:17:12,059 --> 01:17:14,084 I would do it in a tropical swimming pool. 1175 01:17:14,128 --> 01:17:17,996 But the Lord will always be there with you, 1176 01:17:18,032 --> 01:17:19,465 because he tells us... 1177 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,297 I only thought about getting baptized once before 1178 01:17:21,335 --> 01:17:23,633 in school, when I was 14, 1179 01:17:23,671 --> 01:17:26,469 when I got close to Jeezus like everyone else did. 1180 01:17:26,507 --> 01:17:28,099 I am nothing without you. 1181 01:17:28,142 --> 01:17:30,633 I am nothing without you. 1182 01:17:31,979 --> 01:17:35,779 Those of you who feel that you have lost the way, 1183 01:17:35,816 --> 01:17:37,943 who wish to amend their ways, 1184 01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:41,386 tell him, "Take me, Lord. " 1185 01:17:41,422 --> 01:17:43,583 Take me, Lord. 1186 01:17:45,059 --> 01:17:48,358 Those of you who are rebels at heart, 1187 01:17:48,395 --> 01:17:52,695 tell Jesus, "Lord, take me. " 1188 01:17:52,733 --> 01:17:56,225 I did Daniel's fast - legumes and vegetables. 1189 01:17:57,871 --> 01:18:01,136 And I really did it, because I felt close to God, 1190 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,612 and I was proto-anorexic. 1191 01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,752 I remember that we went to the hill to pray, 1192 01:18:05,779 --> 01:18:07,076 and Ms. Cecilia told me 1193 01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:09,386 that my heart was getting pretty. 1194 01:18:09,421 --> 01:18:11,899 Lord, move her heart. 1195 01:18:11,934 --> 01:18:14,378 Lord, touch Daniela, 1196 01:18:14,688 --> 01:18:16,679 move her heart. 1197 01:18:18,462 --> 01:18:20,760 Shamba, ramba, rimba, ramba 1198 01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:23,994 Shamba, ramba, rimba 1199 01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:25,661 Shamba, ramba 1200 01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:29,160 Lord, illuminate our youth, 1201 01:18:29,206 --> 01:18:31,003 all these children. 1202 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,338 Shamba, ramba... 1203 01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:34,344 And time passed, and time passed, 1204 01:18:34,378 --> 01:18:36,005 and I got lost. 1205 01:18:36,046 --> 01:18:37,843 And my heart wasn't pretty. 1206 01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:40,611 And today, that I'm more lost than ever, 1207 01:18:40,651 --> 01:18:42,312 I want to try it again. 1208 01:18:43,854 --> 01:18:45,151 Pastor Uncle asks me... 1209 01:18:45,188 --> 01:18:49,181 Are you willing to give up your old self? 1210 01:18:51,328 --> 01:18:54,661 Are you willing to let your ego die? 1211 01:18:56,667 --> 01:19:00,501 Do you know what it means to let your ego die? 1212 01:19:03,874 --> 01:19:05,671 And I think, "I don't know. I don't know. " 1213 01:19:05,709 --> 01:19:07,336 But in the end, I say to Pastor Uncle... 1214 01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,505 Placing Christ first? 1215 01:19:10,547 --> 01:19:13,710 Placing Christ before anything that I'd like to do. 1216 01:19:17,387 --> 01:19:19,821 And I think, "I love bacon. I love tofu. 1217 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,153 "Maybe I love Jeezus. 1218 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:22,920 "I love bacon. I love tofu. 1219 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:24,790 I want to be clean, clean. " 1220 01:19:24,828 --> 01:19:26,591 You went crazy. 1221 01:19:26,630 --> 01:19:27,858 Hey, I was an Evangelical 1222 01:19:27,898 --> 01:19:29,297 and I got baptized and everything, 1223 01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,925 and all I remember is that I was freezing, 1224 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,457 and I caught a cold. 1225 01:19:32,502 --> 01:19:34,800 Fuck, girl, I'm finding out about shit 1226 01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:37,830 that you should be telling me to my face. 1227 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:41,241 Girl, I can understand you sleeping with a lady. 1228 01:19:41,278 --> 01:19:43,746 I can understand you sleeping with a man. 1229 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:46,749 But I can't understand you getting baptized. 1230 01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:50,746 I would even baptize myself in a fucking ice-cold lake for you. 1231 01:19:50,787 --> 01:19:53,688 Girls, please hurry up. Teresa is already downstairs. 1232 01:19:53,724 --> 01:19:55,692 - Uncle. - What? 1233 01:19:55,726 --> 01:19:57,751 It's that... I'm not going. 1234 01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,546 Why not? 1235 01:19:59,581 --> 01:20:00,980 Because I have things to do. 1236 01:20:01,298 --> 01:20:02,492 As you wish. 1237 01:20:06,436 --> 01:20:07,562 What's going on? 1238 01:20:07,604 --> 01:20:09,162 What? 1239 01:20:09,206 --> 01:20:11,970 What do you mean, you're not going? 1240 01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,305 What do you want me to do there? 1241 01:20:13,343 --> 01:20:15,140 I'm not a part of that. 1242 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,668 Who cares? 1243 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:22,541 Okay, and am I supposed to clap when you come out of the water? 1244 01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:26,448 Come. 1245 01:20:28,358 --> 01:20:29,848 I want you to be with me. 1246 01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:33,922 It's that... 1247 01:20:33,964 --> 01:20:37,331 I like you more than a lot. 1248 01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:38,736 I want- 1249 01:20:38,762 --> 01:20:40,520 I need you to be there. 1250 01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:49,372 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 1251 01:20:49,413 --> 01:20:51,142 70 times 7, I love you. 1252 01:20:51,181 --> 01:20:53,945 Is that a phrase from your sect? 1253 01:20:53,984 --> 01:20:56,976 Yes. 70 times 7 means infinity. 1254 01:21:00,490 --> 01:21:01,650 Where? 1255 01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:03,056 In the twee Bible? 1256 01:21:17,941 --> 01:21:19,101 I'm ready. 1257 01:21:22,308 --> 01:21:26,441 GOZPEL 1:11 NOW WE SEE THROUGH A GLASS, DARKLY BY YOUNG & WILD 1258 01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:29,482 Who gave you this toy? 1259 01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:30,986 Grandma and Grandpa, I think. 1260 01:21:31,021 --> 01:21:32,352 Yeah, right? 1261 01:21:40,597 --> 01:21:43,896 I love this one. Look. 1262 01:21:43,934 --> 01:21:45,424 No, Aunt. 1263 01:21:45,469 --> 01:21:47,061 This is for her birthday. 1264 01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,037 Danielita. 1265 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,040 Don't look at it. 1266 01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:53,269 This is when she was turning eight, and her dad- 1267 01:21:53,310 --> 01:21:54,937 Let me see! 1268 01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:59,540 This little princess crown was a gift from her dad. 1269 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,313 She thought that she was the prettiest at the party 1270 01:22:02,352 --> 01:22:03,819 until Pamela showed up, 1271 01:22:03,854 --> 01:22:05,685 and she thought that she was prettier than her, 1272 01:22:05,722 --> 01:22:07,519 so she got mad. 1273 01:22:07,557 --> 01:22:10,720 She went to sit down over here next to the chips. 1274 01:22:13,142 --> 01:22:16,543 That's where Rai took this picture. 1275 01:22:16,579 --> 01:22:19,207 - Cute, right? - Yes. 1276 01:22:19,248 --> 01:22:20,374 Daniela? 1277 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,316 Let's go for a walk on the beach? 1278 01:22:22,351 --> 01:22:24,342 Okay. Let's go? 1279 01:22:24,387 --> 01:22:25,547 Let's go. 1280 01:22:43,706 --> 01:22:46,574 Hey, so do you still think you are the prettiest in the world? 1281 01:22:47,643 --> 01:22:50,111 Of course. 1282 01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,580 That's because you hadn't met me yet. 1283 01:23:19,742 --> 01:23:22,370 And then you write that you sleep with me, 1284 01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:24,208 and everyone reads about it! 1285 01:23:24,246 --> 01:23:25,372 Don't tell me to calm down! 1286 01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,882 Don't pretend to be my friend, bitch! 1287 01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:30,579 You're sleeping with her! 1288 01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:27,206 What's wrong? 1289 01:24:31,313 --> 01:24:32,473 Nothing. 1290 01:24:34,149 --> 01:24:35,309 And Tom�s? 1291 01:24:37,386 --> 01:24:39,081 We had a fight. 1292 01:24:41,023 --> 01:24:42,354 Why? 1293 01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:47,895 Because I was being kind of mean today. 1294 01:24:47,930 --> 01:24:50,228 And why were you being mean? 1295 01:24:50,266 --> 01:24:54,259 Because I didn't get to fin- 1296 01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:03,936 Let go of me. 1297 01:26:06,442 --> 01:26:09,240 When Isabel arrived at our house 1298 01:26:09,278 --> 01:26:13,942 less than a year ago, 1299 01:26:13,983 --> 01:26:16,474 she said, "Tere, I'm sick. " 1300 01:26:18,754 --> 01:26:22,747 I thought about what Paul said in Epistle to the Corinthians. 1301 01:26:24,994 --> 01:26:27,203 He said, 1302 01:26:27,238 --> 01:26:33,135 "For now we see through a glass, darkly. " 1303 01:26:39,953 --> 01:26:43,250 Now that my sister, Isabel 1304 01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,627 is dead... 1305 01:26:50,530 --> 01:26:52,361 I think of Paul once more. 1306 01:26:58,572 --> 01:27:00,733 It may be that I don't... 1307 01:27:03,643 --> 01:27:07,682 It may be that I now see things darkly. 1308 01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:13,816 It may be that I don't understand. 1309 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,344 And I don't. 1310 01:27:20,286 --> 01:27:25,280 But I also think about what Paul said, 1311 01:27:25,465 --> 01:27:28,298 that death in Christ is a gain. 1312 01:27:40,343 --> 01:27:43,312 What do we gain 1313 01:27:43,416 --> 01:27:44,883 with the death of all things? 1314 01:27:44,918 --> 01:27:46,579 I don't know. 1315 01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:51,350 I still don't know. 1316 01:27:58,281 --> 01:28:03,344 Now I'd like for us to sing a song 1317 01:28:03,503 --> 01:28:05,494 that my sister loved so much. 1318 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,088 I 1319 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:21,425 will be reborn today in Jesus 1320 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,260 Let's go. 1321 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,790 You shall see me return 1322 01:28:26,835 --> 01:28:32,334 Towards the divine light I know I shall depart 1323 01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:36,273 My soul is enlightened 1324 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:39,644 I know I'll make it there 1325 01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:44,345 I know I'll make it there 1326 01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:52,188 Today, I know that I'll be reborn 1327 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:58,861 And in his eyes, you shall see me return 1328 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,992 Today, I know... 1329 01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:06,804 GOZPEL 1:12 POSTSCRIPT BY YOUNG & WILD 1330 01:29:30,265 --> 01:29:32,660 Paul said in Corinthians, 1331 01:29:32,695 --> 01:29:35,823 "When I was a child, I understood as a child. 1332 01:29:35,937 --> 01:29:40,180 I spoke as a child. I thought as a child. " 1333 01:29:40,215 --> 01:29:42,774 Blah, blah, blah as a child. 1334 01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:46,386 "But when I became a man, I put away childish things. " 1335 01:29:46,421 --> 01:29:48,499 I say it in nowhere: 1336 01:29:48,534 --> 01:29:51,298 when I was a child, I thought like a child. 1337 01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:53,466 I understood as a child. 1338 01:29:53,501 --> 01:29:55,498 Now that I'm a non-child, 1339 01:29:55,514 --> 01:29:57,717 I haven't put anything away, and I don't care 1340 01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,524 because I don't know if I believe in happiness 1341 01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,086 or in peace 1342 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,597 or in maturi-tease 1343 01:30:03,632 --> 01:30:05,099 or in I-don't-know-what. 1344 01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:06,930 I only believe in being lost. 1345 01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:09,766 Amen and amen and amen and amen. 94418

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