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GOZPEL 1:1 FACEDOWN
AT 15 BY YOUNG & WILD
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MOTHER CALLING
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It's the usual problem of limits.
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When was the first time
you got yourself off?
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The first successful
autoerotic stimulation
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that put an end to frustrated fingering.
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An attempt at meaningful finger-play.
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At age ten, after
getting home from school,
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I would think about a classmate
who annoyed the fuck out of me:
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Cristi�n. Asshole.
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He'd chase me around the school
telling me, "You're hot. "
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And I'd throw rocks at him.
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He'd buy me candy bars,
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and I'd throw rocks at him.
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He'd try to be nice to me;
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I'd throw a rock.
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But once I got home,
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I'd try to get my rocks off
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instead of throwing them at him.
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Try to, because I had no idea
what to do with my fiery twat.
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Temporal ellipsis to age 15.
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From 10 to 14, a series
of flimsy fingers.
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I even tried shoving a
flashlight up there once-
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a little red one.
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Just like that.
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At age 15,
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facedown with a finger and
rubbing up against the bed.
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I couldn't believe it.
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It was as easy as
rubbing up against a bed.
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At 16, the Cheese-Dick Man.
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No fingers that year.
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Virginity is lost in stages,
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and it's got to be hard
to lose it all at once.
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C told me that after
getting fucked up the ass,
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diarrhea all day long.
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She said, "The most painful
experience after childbirth. "
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I say, "Whatever. "
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With a lot of booze and
beer in me, it ain't bad.
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I don't know how I ended
up ass up on the mattress.
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I told him, "Dude, wrong hole. "
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Wrong hole.
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But he put it in anyway.
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So I said it again, "Wrong hole. "
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Wrong hole.
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You're expected to put
up some kind of struggle,
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and I do what is expected of me.
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Fuck it.
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He stuck it up my ass for a while.
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Neither good nor bad, just nothing...
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like most of my losses.
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Did I feel like taking a shit?
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Yes.
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But the suppositories from
when I was a kid hurt more.
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It wasn't a total loss.
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He didn't cum in my ass.
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I'm still waiting for the right guy.
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I'm an orthodox, and I
lose what people often lose.
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A trinity of losses,
feminine and heterosexual:
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pussy, giving head, up the ass.
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There are several types
of people in the world.
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There are those who
don't believe in God.
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Those who don't believe
are increasing every day
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due to the fact we've had two
agnostic, atheist presidents
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who don't believe in God.
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The world of an agnostic is a world
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that begins and ends in his own mind.
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He's the top authority in his life,
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the captain of his own soul.
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He is his own God!
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"I don't believe in God.
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"There's no superior being.
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Therefore, I command myself. "
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This is why he lives a
life of relative values,
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relative to his person.
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But God, my dear brothers and sisters...
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Hey.
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Is not relative.
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He does not accept relativity.
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God is living fire!
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Amen!
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God doesn't want lukewarm hearts.
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Repeat with me:
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I don't want to have a lukewarm heart.
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I don't want to have a lukewarm heart.
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God wants his fire
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to penetrate each one of your hearts.
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He is calling you.
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Amen!
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Listen to me well:
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He is calling you!
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Oh, yeah, and I'm the Evangelical one.
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I'm from the sect of rich Evangeloons,
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who are worse than the others,
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'cause on top of everything else,
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they think they're the shit
because they've got money.
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I'm studying for my
college placement test.
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It is thus inferred that I'm really busy
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and I have no time to write this blog.
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With fire!
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Today
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I shall rise
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Get up.
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And I will smile
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Being with you
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Raise your hands, you fool.
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You
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Teach me to believe
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Fool, fool, fool.
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But I still write.
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That's why I pray to Jesus:
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Please make my mother never
type youngandwild. blogspot. com.
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Make it so, please,
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so that she never ever has.
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YOUNG & WILD BY MARIALY RIVAS
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Hey, I was hard-core Catholic,
virgin till marriage and stuff,
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until I met a big ol'
dick, and that was that.
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Hey, Danilca!
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Do you remember that song that said
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Satan is like a lion?
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Remember we had to roar?
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PS. I also pray to Jesus
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that your parents won't find your blog.
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I ask him all day, all
night, all afternoon,
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all day, all night, all afternoon,
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all morning, nonstop.
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I want to be your mommy
and for you to be the daddy.
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Barbage, the tigress of the west.
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You know how sometimes
when you're going at it
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and the guy's dick slides out
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and makes its way into the back door?
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Hey, this is filthy.
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My mommy told me that hope
is the last thing you lose,
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so I'll leave you my MSN:
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palitroke@gmail. com.
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And I'd leave you my cell phone number,
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my ID number, and my home phone number,
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but my mommy also told me
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that there are a lot of bad people
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out there in the world.
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I'm not leaving my MSN,
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but you can leave yours on my blog.
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Ha.
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Are they here?
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Yes. Come down.
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They're here. Come down.
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But, Mom, I have to study.
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Let's go.
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GOZPEL 1:2 IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED
ALL MY HARDSHIPS (MOTHER AND FATHER)
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One minute.
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Simón, I got this for you.
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It's Tim LaHaye's latest book.
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No!
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How wonderful.
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Thank you very much, Rai.
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Thank you.
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For these 15 years of ministry.
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Thank you.
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Could you read a bit to us?
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- No, no.
- Yes.
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No, you're the head of-
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No, we're in your house. You read it.
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Read it, come on.
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"The term 'rapture is
an expression that comes
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"from the Greek word 'rapio,
' which means disappearance.
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"Shortly before the end of the world,
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Christ shall return in the air
and shall take with him... "
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Father believes in Rapture.
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Mother believes in Rapture.
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Uncle believes in Rapture.
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They believe that Jesus
was telling the truth
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when he said, "I'll be back soon. "
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And I want to not believe
because believing frightens me.
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It won't be long before
the Lord's Second Coming.
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It's all Uncle's fault.
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I think that our generation
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shall see Christ come to
take his Church with him.
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I believe, Simón,
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that all the signals have been given.
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My pastor uncle comes over one night.
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He sits at our dining room table,
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says something I don't understand,
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and points to the backyard.
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In the dark backyard, there's a grotto.
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In the grotto, a Virgin.
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He picks up an axe,
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walks over to the Virgin,
white and made of plaster...
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And swings at it.
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"Thou shalt not praise
other images before me,"
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says the pastor uncle that God says.
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Postscript.
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(Is that how you write "postscript"?)
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I remember an axe,
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but it probably was just
a crappy-ass bread knife.
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But, hey, is the Virgin Satanic?
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I still have a question.
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Is the person writing
this blog a man or a woman?
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She's a young lady. I can vouch.
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Good blog.
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Free Young!
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Barbage, the tigress of the west.
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I know you're hot. I know you're hot.
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I don't care about the
Virgin or the fucking grotto.
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I know you're hot.
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She's not hot.
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I know someone who knows her.
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Bitch.
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GOZPEL 1:3 WE ARE THE LIGHT
OF THE WORLD BY YOUNG & WILD
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Morning, sir.
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I need to talk to Daniela.
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Daniela?
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Could you come with me?
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Now?
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Do you know what a
classmate of yours told me?
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That you've had sex.
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Sex before marriage.
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You tempted a young boy-
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not only in age but also in faith.
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What a shame to look at you.
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What sadness, Daniela.
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What dishonor to your
parents, who love the Lord,
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to have a daughter like you,
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don't you think?
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You can't carry on soiling
the sanctity of this school.
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But there's less than a month left
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for the college placement test.
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It's over, Daniela.
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You can't come back to this school.
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We won't tolerate you any longer.
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I got kicked out of school.
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May her health be to your glory.
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Let's go to the hospital.
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Her fever is too high.
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Hallelujah Lord.
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Glorify yourself in her.
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Lord, give us your peace in
order to accept your will.
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In the name of Jesus,
Lord, we bless you.
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Careful, careful.
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Lord, give us your peace
to accept your will.
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In the name of Jesus.
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Lord, we bless you.
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You're not going out for a year.
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You won't see anyone either.
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Not even Pía.
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You're not even going out
to the corner to buy bread.
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No internet either.
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And tomorrow, I'm signing you up
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for We Are the Light of the World.
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You hear me?
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Oh, shit.
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We Are the Light of the World? Shit.
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A ship that sails out of Ecuador
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and stops at a million ugly cities,
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the kind where Evangelicals
are eaten alive,
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where they throw stones at Evangelicals,
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and the Evangelics'
eyes are shiny and bright
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with missionary emotion, with martyrdom.
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But, Mom,
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I'm almost 18.
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You can't do that to me.
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Shut up.
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Hey.
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I'm not dead yet.
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Danielita?
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Could you ask your father
to call the pastor, hmm?
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I don't think that it's a good idea.
266
00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:36,874
And I'm not only saying it for her.
267
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,980
I'm also saying it for you.
268
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,456
Do you want her to get
closer to the Lord or not?
269
00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:53,531
She's not going to do it like this.
270
00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:56,693
Why don't you try to
get her to finish school?
271
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No.
272
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:06,633
I don't want her to go on that trip.
273
00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:15,292
GOZPEL 1:4 LAKE OF FIRE BY YOUNG & WILD
274
00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:19,744
Where milk and honey flow...
275
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They walk and walk and walk,
and they never get there.
276
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Poor, poor Moses,
277
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:33,227
because when they're about to arrive,
278
00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:35,703
all of them feeling very thirsty,
279
00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,865
God tells him...
280
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,705
Mother, they could have
kicked me out of school
281
00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:42,032
for setting a classroom on fire,
282
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for poisoning a classmate,
283
00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,442
for killing a teacher,
284
00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:49,713
and you would have cared less
than expulsion for fornication.
285
00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,380
Because your main commandment
is not "thou shalt not kill"
286
00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:54,184
or "thou shalt love
thy neighbor as thyself"
287
00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:55,268
or blah, blah, blah;
288
00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:57,528
your main commandment is
"thou shalt not fornicate. "
289
00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,741
And I, fornicator,
290
00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:03,578
I am sent to the Evangeloon TV Station
291
00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:05,277
where no one fornicates.
292
00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:12,190
A life of partying...
293
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:15,285
I went out at night,
294
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,788
and I would look at
myself in the mirror,
295
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,460
and each time I went out,
296
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,969
I would look at myself in the mirror.
297
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,937
And I would say to myself-
298
00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:29,305
I would say, "Yes, I'm pretty. "
299
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:34,405
But I felt that I was missing something.
300
00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,075
I wasn't happy.
301
00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:39,608
And that something...
302
00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,142
was Jesus Christ.
303
00:19:42,489 --> 00:19:44,957
How did you meet the Lord, ma'am?
304
00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:46,583
It was really crazy.
305
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:52,064
I was walking down
Providencia. I love Providencia.
306
00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:55,067
And suddenly, I sat down.
307
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:59,367
I collapsed on one of the
benches in Providencia,
308
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:03,206
and I said, "I can't take it anymore. "
309
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,608
And a man tells me-
310
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:10,241
he approaches me and
touches my shoulder-
311
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:12,342
"God loves you. "
312
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,613
That simple.
313
00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:17,521
And I was frozen.
314
00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:21,254
And I said, "God loves me!"
315
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:24,422
A person he hasn't seen,
that he doesn't know.
316
00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:26,796
God loves me.
317
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,529
But, Mother, you may punish me,
318
00:20:29,569 --> 00:20:31,196
but I can do whatever I want
319
00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,000
in the name of my dirty poonani.
320
00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,166
I can do anything in the
name of the man of God
321
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,108
who I can't stop looking at.
322
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,441
Mother, I'm going to write you a poem
323
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,174
that rhymes and everything.
324
00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:44,342
I'll take what's in store.
Your punishment I'll endure.
325
00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,716
As for this man of
God, I'll be his whore.
326
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,264
Hello.
327
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,467
Let's go.
328
00:21:12,545 --> 00:21:17,039
Were those your work colleagues?
329
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,244
Do you work with them?
330
00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,775
No, I'm the gofer.
331
00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:27,723
You were there all day, I suppose.
332
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,898
Look, I'm asking just
one thing from you.
333
00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:36,252
Don't do anything at the TV station
that could embarrass me, okay?
334
00:21:36,269 --> 00:21:37,702
Oh, Mom.
335
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:47,070
What did you have to do?
336
00:21:47,113 --> 00:21:49,445
Coding.
337
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,383
Coding. That's nice.
338
00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:59,156
What is it?
339
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,819
Something boring.
340
00:22:17,343 --> 00:22:19,174
What are you thinking about?
341
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,275
Of what I would answer when you asked
342
00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,306
what was I thinking about.
343
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,983
Well, I try to talk to you. I try.
344
00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:31,047
And you: nothing.
345
00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,580
Quiet. Always quiet.
346
00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,130
Don't you want us to get closer?
347
00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:45,451
I don't know.
348
00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:25,431
The mechanism was as follows:
349
00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:27,562
I would leave, hidden among my panties,
350
00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,698
the love letters,
351
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:31,571
my extremely private journal,
352
00:23:31,609 --> 00:23:34,407
go to school, come back,
and Mother would say,
353
00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:37,414
"By chance I found... "
354
00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:42,511
Or, "I was cleaning, and I found... "
355
00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,852
Or, "I found this on the floor... "
356
00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:47,585
And what she had found was always
357
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,889
the journal or the love letters
358
00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:51,451
that were filled with drawings of cocks
359
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,326
because of this boyfriend
I had who didn't know
360
00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:55,127
how to write a love-love letter.
361
00:23:55,165 --> 00:23:56,757
Mother is a spy,
362
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,031
a kind of spy that's not
ashamed of getting caught.
363
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,870
Once, a Rolling Stone issue
in which Charly García bragged
364
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,876
about how some chick gave him head
365
00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,708
under the piano during a concert.
366
00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:10,577
"I threw it out," she says.
367
00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:12,844
"I threw it out because it's perverse. "
368
00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:15,477
My aunt gives me the Rolling
Stone Mother threw out
369
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,817
and says, "Keep it safe. "
370
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,015
Keep it safe.
371
00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:24,288
Mother is a great censor.
372
00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,956
Aunt is a great rescuer.
373
00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,779
Mother got baptized in a swimming pool.
374
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,896
Hallelujah. Hallelujah, ma'am.
375
00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:32,596
Aunt got baptized in a lake.
376
00:24:35,089 --> 00:24:37,769
Mother never swears.
377
00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:39,537
Aunt says fuck when she drives.
378
00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:41,742
Fuck!
379
00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:44,009
Mother is married to Father.
380
00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,082
My aunt has had hundreds of boyfriends
381
00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:48,778
but never gets married.
382
00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:58,722
Mother gripes all the
time but never gets sick.
383
00:24:58,762 --> 00:25:01,754
Aunt hardly ever gripes and gets cancer.
384
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,427
I don't know who decided
that cancer comes from
385
00:25:04,468 --> 00:25:08,996
bottling up a little pain
in your heart or wherever.
386
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:12,338
I don't know who decided
that Aunt had to get sick.
387
00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:14,637
God?
388
00:25:31,562 --> 00:25:34,690
There are two things in this
world that have no limits:
389
00:25:34,732 --> 00:25:38,691
Aunt's love and Spy-Mom's spying.
390
00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:41,466
There's one thing in this
world that has no answer:
391
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,303
what am I going to do
without Aunt's love?
392
00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:46,002
What will Spy-Mom do to me then?
393
00:25:46,871 --> 00:25:48,817
I ran into your mom at the supermarket.
394
00:25:48,856 --> 00:25:49,790
Creepy-
395
00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:51,536
She looked at me with an evil face.
396
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:53,050
Slut, slut, slut.
397
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,507
Introduce me to your
mom. I bet she's hot!
398
00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,501
I'll huff and I'll puff, and
my dick in you I'll stuff.
399
00:25:58,876 --> 00:26:00,954
What's up between you and
your mommy, sweetheart?
400
00:26:00,989 --> 00:26:04,107
Barbage, the tigress of the west.
401
00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:07,588
Holy snatch, Tigress!
What a difficult question.
402
00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:08,738
I don't know.
403
00:26:08,843 --> 00:26:09,994
So many shitty things
404
00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:12,349
that I don't know how
to say them in this blog.
405
00:26:12,388 --> 00:26:14,015
Actually, what the hell.
406
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,720
I'm not sure if mother loves me, really.
407
00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:19,420
Whatever, I don't
know. It's too personal.
408
00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,525
I once read in a
Cosmopolitan about a trick
409
00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:26,921
on how to suck dick with an
ice cube inside your mouth.
410
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:28,176
I never got it.
411
00:26:28,305 --> 00:26:29,329
XOXO Young!
412
00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:30,289
Will I ever meet you someday?
413
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,250
GOZPEL 1:5 A. & T. BY YOUNG & WILD
414
00:26:42,408 --> 00:26:44,273
Now comes the interrogation.
415
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,107
I saw you on the street last Sunday.
416
00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:47,908
Yeah?
417
00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:49,414
I was in a car with my parents.
418
00:26:49,449 --> 00:26:51,041
That's why I didn't say hi.
419
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,778
On your way to your sect?
420
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:55,845
On my way back. What were you doing?
421
00:26:55,888 --> 00:26:58,516
I don't remember. Was I by myself?
422
00:26:58,558 --> 00:27:00,583
Weren't you coming back from your sect?
423
00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:02,287
I don't go to church.
424
00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:06,896
But your uncle is the
TV station's director.
425
00:27:10,636 --> 00:27:12,763
What's the matter? Is that weird?
426
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,432
It's just
- I don't understand
427
00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:17,671
Why you'd work at that station
if you're not forced to.
428
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,007
I live on my own.
429
00:27:19,045 --> 00:27:21,946
I pay for college, feed my cat.
430
00:27:21,981 --> 00:27:23,608
What's its name?
431
00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:24,775
Cat.
432
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,478
End of interrogation.
433
00:28:11,964 --> 00:28:15,229
This reminds me of the
Sailor Moon horniness.
434
00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:18,066
Mr. R's Sunday school at age 11.
435
00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:21,164
He says, "Write down on a piece of paper
436
00:28:21,207 --> 00:28:23,175
all you are holding before God. "
437
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,336
I wrote down, "Sailor Moon. ”
438
00:28:25,378 --> 00:28:29,474
Shit, how I loved that
Sailor Moon and her legs.
439
00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:32,245
But Mr. R. didn't care about those legs.
440
00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:34,412
He wanted little papers
with idols on them.
441
00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:36,080
Each kid handed in their piece of paper
442
00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:37,589
with their idols on it.
443
00:28:37,623 --> 00:28:40,592
He put them on the
floor, lit them on fire,
444
00:28:40,626 --> 00:28:41,957
and then said...
445
00:28:41,994 --> 00:28:43,018
God comes first.
446
00:28:46,532 --> 00:28:48,864
Sailor Moon
447
00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:06,544
- Hello.
- Hello.
448
00:29:06,586 --> 00:29:09,282
- Are you from the TV station?
- Yes.
449
00:29:09,322 --> 00:29:10,914
- Hello.
- Antonia.
450
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:11,924
Please, come in.
451
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,550
- Hello.
- Hello. Daniela.
452
00:29:13,593 --> 00:29:14,753
Please, come in.
453
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,998
Could you pull this up
underneath your shirt?
454
00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,498
There it is.
455
00:29:31,997 --> 00:29:33,123
And that?
456
00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:35,099
In there, yes.
457
00:29:35,134 --> 00:29:38,831
Thank you. Daniela, we're ready.
458
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:56,550
How did you find the Lord?
459
00:29:56,689 --> 00:30:00,819
Well, I had a very good life, right?
460
00:30:00,859 --> 00:30:03,158
A life filled with things:
461
00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:08,327
money, a good car, a pretty girlfriend.
462
00:30:10,495 --> 00:30:13,293
But I felt anguished.
463
00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:17,272
I felt a weight on my chest.
464
00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:19,326
One day I got preached to,
465
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,343
and I observed my life,
466
00:30:21,513 --> 00:30:24,171
and I realized that it was
very full on the outside
467
00:30:24,206 --> 00:30:26,691
but empty inside,
468
00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:31,857
and I felt God had an
important mission for me.
469
00:30:32,057 --> 00:30:34,355
And how did you know?
470
00:30:34,393 --> 00:30:35,724
God told me.
471
00:30:37,196 --> 00:30:38,636
Speaking?
472
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,967
He put his message in my heart.
473
00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:51,642
I reflected, and I
decided to sell everything.
474
00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:54,076
I got rid of everything.
475
00:30:54,112 --> 00:30:55,773
And I talked to my girlfriend,
476
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,510
who I saw was a little reluctant,
477
00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,528
to explain to her
that if she didn't want
478
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,507
to share the message
of Jesus Christ with me,
479
00:31:04,689 --> 00:31:06,156
we had to break up
480
00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:09,792
because my mission now was to preach
481
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,956
in the name of Jesus Christ
throughout every nation.
482
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:16,399
And did your girlfriend convert?
483
00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:17,834
No.
484
00:31:17,869 --> 00:31:19,860
No, she didn't accept the Lord.
485
00:31:21,573 --> 00:31:22,904
Was there anger?
486
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,814
No.
487
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,440
Actually, I was sad,
488
00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:33,178
because I felt that she was missing out
489
00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:37,177
on the gift of accepting Christ, no?
490
00:31:37,222 --> 00:31:41,522
No, what I meant to ask you
was rather if she got angry
491
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,620
because you were leaving
her for a life of preaching.
492
00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:50,231
But that's not important.
493
00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:56,036
We have to abandon our ego.
494
00:31:56,074 --> 00:32:00,374
We have to crucify our ego
495
00:32:00,412 --> 00:32:04,542
in order to accept Jesus Christ.
496
00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:07,381
But you wanted to leave
497
00:32:07,419 --> 00:32:10,388
and break up with your girlfriend.
498
00:32:10,422 --> 00:32:12,720
You wanted to follow Christ.
499
00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,384
You weren't killing your ego.
500
00:32:14,426 --> 00:32:17,452
You were doing what you wanted to do,
501
00:32:17,496 --> 00:32:18,827
weren't you?
502
00:32:34,212 --> 00:32:35,372
Well...
503
00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:43,751
Excuse me.
504
00:32:43,788 --> 00:32:45,915
Is this the person who was
supposed to interview me?
505
00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:47,424
- Yes, it's her.
- Yes?
506
00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:48,619
Yes.
507
00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:58,433
I think he's pissed off.
508
00:33:00,071 --> 00:33:03,199
Yes, Josue, hello. Look, yes, I'm here.
509
00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,004
Your niece is here with a girl
510
00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:06,601
that honestly doesn't know what to ask.
511
00:33:06,645 --> 00:33:08,112
She's just asking nonsense.
512
00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:11,809
I think that this
isn't the way it works,
513
00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,943
not like this.
514
00:33:13,985 --> 00:33:18,718
We're not going anywhere.
515
00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,725
So I ask you to please talk to her,
516
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,954
I mean, first of all, to make
them stop wasting my time,
517
00:33:22,994 --> 00:33:24,621
and talk to her because I guess
518
00:33:24,663 --> 00:33:26,290
she can give you a better explanation.
519
00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:27,958
Hold on for a second.
520
00:33:27,999 --> 00:33:29,125
You're Antonia, right?
521
00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,429
Yes.
522
00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:32,129
- Yes, I'm coming.
- Here she comes.
523
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,901
Excuse me. Well, I think so too.
524
00:33:36,942 --> 00:33:39,570
That's why you should talk to her.
525
00:33:39,611 --> 00:33:41,943
Hello? Yes, Uncle.
526
00:33:49,254 --> 00:33:50,585
Yes, we'll be right over.
527
00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:58,225
We have hurt a brother in Christ,
528
00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,491
and that is not righteous.
529
00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:00,759
It's not righteous.
530
00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:05,032
Daniela, you are not pleasing God.
531
00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,435
I'm sorry, but I wanted to say-
532
00:34:06,471 --> 00:34:08,598
Silence. I'm speaking.
533
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,578
Daniela,
534
00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:16,809
you have shown an arrogant heart.
535
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:19,112
You know the Word.
536
00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:22,483
You know that God loves those
with simple, humble hearts.
537
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,420
Look, Josué,
538
00:34:24,456 --> 00:34:26,253
I gave Daniela the responsibility.
539
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,282
I couldn't go with them,
and she wasn't prepared.
540
00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:31,193
I don't like thinking
about Evangelical dicks.
541
00:34:31,229 --> 00:34:33,288
I say "Evangelical dick," and I think:
542
00:34:33,331 --> 00:34:35,196
one, limp dick,
543
00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:37,360
two, premature dick.
544
00:34:37,402 --> 00:34:39,893
But Jeezus is almighty.
545
00:34:39,938 --> 00:34:41,337
Water into wine-
546
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,307
limp dick into hard dick.
547
00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:48,777
Daniela and Antonia, please leave.
548
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:17,577
Sorry.
549
00:35:19,749 --> 00:35:23,845
I thought it was kind of funny.
550
00:35:23,887 --> 00:35:25,047
Why?
551
00:35:27,156 --> 00:35:28,316
I don't know.
552
00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:34,293
And what happens if you get fired?
553
00:35:36,153 --> 00:35:37,643
I get sent to Ecuador.
554
00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,068
On vacation?
555
00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:44,232
No.
556
00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:46,367
On a missionary expedition.
557
00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:56,142
How could you be such a brat?
558
00:35:56,286 --> 00:35:57,514
Am I fired?
559
00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,488
How could you tell him
he hasn't left his ego?
560
00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:03,488
You should have gotten fired.
561
00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:05,494
You should have started
off with that, Tom�s.
562
00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:06,995
How could you ask him
563
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:09,362
why he left his girlfriend for Jesus?
564
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:15,860
Hey, what are you laughing at?
565
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:17,506
Me?
566
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,860
You should have done
something. You were with her.
567
00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:21,639
I'm sorry, but I get paid for taping,
568
00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:22,872
and I taped.
569
00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:24,499
Besides, I'm not one of those people
570
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,547
who believe in tiny lights in the sky.
571
00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:28,208
They're not tiny lights.
572
00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:30,956
Come on, don't get mad.
573
00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:32,485
All right, I've got an idea.
574
00:36:32,689 --> 00:36:34,513
Why don't we go see the princesses
575
00:36:34,548 --> 00:36:36,338
so Tom�s doesn't get even angrier?
576
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:41,487
You're so silly.
577
00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:06,477
What's the name of the
sweatier guy with tattoos?
578
00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:08,752
Cogwheel Jack.
579
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,224
And the other guy?
580
00:37:10,259 --> 00:37:11,419
Coyote.
581
00:37:24,507 --> 00:37:27,738
If I had a boyfriend, I would
go out with Cogwheel Jack.
582
00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:28,903
Why?
583
00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:30,674
Do you like them tattooed and sweaty?
584
00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:33,341
No. I like Cogwheel Jack.
585
00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:35,647
Whatever.
586
00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:38,779
You know you still like
skinny, clean-cut guys like me.
587
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,345
What an idiot!
588
00:37:58,997 --> 00:38:01,932
A stands in front of T. T is shirtless.
589
00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:04,078
T takes a look at A's legs,
590
00:38:04,113 --> 00:38:05,865
A's beautiful legs.
591
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,460
T draws closer, tries to touch her.
592
00:38:08,651 --> 00:38:11,119
A pushes him away, laughs.
593
00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:13,281
A attracts him, laughs.
594
00:38:13,323 --> 00:38:14,756
I'm the public.
595
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,759
I don't laugh. I don't move.
596
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,283
I want neither one to win.
597
00:38:18,328 --> 00:38:21,229
I just want the almighty fuck to win.
598
00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:24,358
"Fuck her," I say softly.
"Go on, fuck her. "
599
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,129
And A laughs.
600
00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:28,569
She doesn't hear me
while T knocks her down,
601
00:38:28,604 --> 00:38:30,697
while T spreads her beautiful legs
602
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,038
and says, "Stop laughing. "
603
00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:35,408
And I think,
604
00:38:35,445 --> 00:38:37,436
"Okay, he's finally going
to slip it into her. "
605
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,846
But I can't think of them anymore.
606
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,907
I can only think about my body.
607
00:38:45,722 --> 00:38:47,053
I can only think about my own body
608
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:50,321
that trembles, trembles,
and trembles with filth
609
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,622
until it stops trembling.
610
00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:35,269
GOZPEL 1:6 THE RIGHTEOUS
PATH BY YOUNG & WILD
611
00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:36,862
You had a crush on him as well.
612
00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:38,533
No, I didn't. I just liked him.
613
00:39:38,574 --> 00:39:39,734
And he had a crush on you.
614
00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,573
- No, no, we were just friends!
- Oh, come on!
615
00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:42,805
You were dating both
of them for a while!
616
00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:44,073
No, I wasn't.
617
00:39:44,113 --> 00:39:45,307
Yes, you were. Admit it.
618
00:39:45,348 --> 00:39:47,111
No, we just gave each
other little kisses.
619
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,448
- He even wrote you a letter.
- When?
620
00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,851
I remember it perfectly.
You were about to marry Rai.
621
00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:53,651
And he went over to his house.
622
00:39:53,689 --> 00:39:55,589
- I don't remember.
- Yes.
623
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,785
Okay. Shut up.
624
00:39:56,826 --> 00:39:58,225
He wrote you a letter. Yes, he did.
625
00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,786
And what did the letter
say, "I love you"?
626
00:40:02,198 --> 00:40:04,098
No, it said, "if you get
married, I'll kill you. "
627
00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,623
Just that. You were lucky.
628
00:40:08,571 --> 00:40:10,402
And? Tell me.
629
00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:14,372
He has an apostle's name.
630
00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:16,310
John?
631
00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,779
Peter?
632
00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:19,873
Judas?
633
00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:22,612
No, he was the one that said,
634
00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,210
"I'll believe it when I see it. "
635
00:40:24,253 --> 00:40:27,312
Tom�s? His name is Tom�s?
636
00:40:27,347 --> 00:40:28,904
Isabel?
637
00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:31,425
They want to pray for
you in the living room.
638
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:35,054
Yes, I'll be right over.
639
00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:37,496
Danielita and I are
talking about something.
640
00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:39,398
Okay, don't get mysterious, all right?
641
00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:40,925
We're talking about Tom�s.
642
00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:44,837
About who?
643
00:40:44,874 --> 00:40:46,171
Who?
644
00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:48,871
I'm going out with a
boy from the TV station.
645
00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:54,411
I will send you to Ecuador.
646
00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:55,940
Oh, Mom.
647
00:40:57,787 --> 00:40:59,345
What, do you want to sleep with him too?
648
00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,015
Tere.
649
00:41:01,057 --> 00:41:03,240
Stop it.
650
00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:05,869
She was going to bring him
over so you could meet him.
651
00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,164
Fuck.
652
00:41:12,201 --> 00:41:14,717
I don't know why it pisses me
off so much to post about this.
653
00:41:14,737 --> 00:41:16,102
Perhaps it's because I prefer
654
00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,504
reading about sex than about love,
655
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,839
or perhaps it's because
the word "re-la-tion-ship"
656
00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:23,846
seems so ugly to me.
657
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,507
I'm in a relationship.
658
00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:28,278
And I'm kind of happy or almost happy.
659
00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:29,807
And I don't know what else to say,
660
00:41:29,852 --> 00:41:32,582
because we just do the same
things all nerdy couples do.
661
00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,089
We go to the movies.
662
00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:37,092
"But don't turn off your
cell phone," Mother says.
663
00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,354
We eat ice cream,
664
00:41:38,394 --> 00:41:39,588
and I give him my puppy-dog eyes
665
00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:41,153
while licking it with my porno-tongue,
666
00:41:41,197 --> 00:41:43,188
so that he'll think,
667
00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:44,756
"I'll forget about God,
668
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,597
"about virginity, and all that crap,
669
00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,536
and I'm gonna fuck her speechless. "
670
00:41:56,712 --> 00:42:00,671
I'm not asking for the Moon
671
00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:04,675
All I want is to love you
672
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,188
I want to be that wildness
673
00:42:07,223 --> 00:42:10,659
That vibrates deep inside of you
674
00:42:10,693 --> 00:42:15,027
I'm not asking for the Moon
675
00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:18,864
I'm just asking for the moment
676
00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:23,270
To rescue that skin and steal the star
677
00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:29,142
That you and I see when we make love
678
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,981
And Cogwheel Jack is,
like, everyone's favorite.
679
00:42:34,016 --> 00:42:36,143
But you like him because he's gross.
680
00:42:36,185 --> 00:42:37,413
No, he's not gross,
681
00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:40,013
but the thing is that
when he's fighting,
682
00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:43,924
he sits down on his
contender's face and wins.
683
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,120
What?
684
00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:48,430
When did you see that?
685
00:42:48,464 --> 00:42:50,523
Tere.
686
00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,056
No, the thing is,
687
00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:53,864
we go see them during our lunch break,
688
00:42:53,903 --> 00:42:55,370
but it's just for a little while.
689
00:42:55,404 --> 00:42:57,372
Yes, a very short while.
690
00:42:57,406 --> 00:42:59,203
And then they go right
back to the station
691
00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:01,573
and don't stop anywhere else.
692
00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:02,942
I don't know.
693
00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:05,470
Even though we were all
like that, kind of happy,
694
00:43:05,514 --> 00:43:08,574
a certain fatality
could be felt in the air.
695
00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:11,246
And what has to happen
on a fatal day happened,
696
00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:12,618
as hard to believe as it may be.
697
00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:16,557
Get down on the floor, or I'll kill you!
698
00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:19,152
Let's go! Hand over all of your jewelry.
699
00:43:19,195 --> 00:43:23,996
Place a protection
barrier around us, Lord.
700
00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:28,256
Place a barrier of
angels around us, Lord.
701
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:29,881
Tom�s asked the Lord
702
00:43:29,904 --> 00:43:32,248
to place a barrier around us and blah.
703
00:43:32,283 --> 00:43:33,977
Father spoke in tongues,
704
00:43:34,143 --> 00:43:35,872
and it seems like the Lord listened
705
00:43:35,911 --> 00:43:37,708
because the thugs
passed right by our table
706
00:43:37,747 --> 00:43:39,305
and never looked at us.
707
00:43:39,348 --> 00:43:43,211
They didn't look at the
tables next to us either.
708
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,184
There are two possibilities.
709
00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:47,864
Our prayer- I
don't know if mine-
710
00:43:47,899 --> 00:43:50,333
helped us save all the
sinners from the nearby tables
711
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,958
from the robbery.
712
00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:58,161
Our prayer didn't do a
thing, because if God exists,
713
00:43:58,201 --> 00:43:59,998
he's worrying about any old thing
714
00:44:00,036 --> 00:44:01,970
except for that restaurant.
715
00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:05,304
And the third option, the coolest one,
716
00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:08,538
is that all the tables
around us were Evangelical,
717
00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:10,910
and they were all praying
for a protection barrier.
718
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,440
Fourth option:
719
00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,419
you gave your "Mr. Thug,
don't steal from me,
720
00:44:17,453 --> 00:44:19,250
and I'll suck your dick" face,
721
00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:20,779
and then orgy with the thugs.
722
00:44:20,823 --> 00:44:22,757
Fifth option: who cares?
723
00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,225
The only thing that matters
724
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:25,921
is that now Mom loves him so much-
725
00:44:25,962 --> 00:44:28,294
as much as she can within
her mother possibilities-
726
00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:29,628
that she lets me go out with him
727
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,429
and the internet is back.
728
00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,095
You turned out so classy, Danilca.
729
00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:37,817
I would have robbed you with this
hard gun I have between my legs.
730
00:44:38,174 --> 00:44:40,142
Dani, girl, what's going
on with your stories?
731
00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,406
I have to tell you
something really cool.
732
00:44:42,445 --> 00:44:45,812
Log on to MSN when you're less caged up.
733
00:44:45,848 --> 00:44:47,577
I came across this
blog without wanting to,
734
00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:49,107
and I wanted to say that perhaps
735
00:44:49,152 --> 00:44:51,017
you haven't gotten to
know the Lord's true love.
736
00:44:51,054 --> 00:44:52,851
The important thing is that
you're going to know true love,
737
00:44:52,889 --> 00:44:54,550
the one from down here.
738
00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,889
This has nothing to do with this,
739
00:44:56,926 --> 00:44:58,393
but I saw the best cat ever,
740
00:44:58,428 --> 00:44:59,895
and I had to tell you about it.
741
00:45:06,361 --> 00:45:10,855
I was checking the internet
browser history the other day.
742
00:45:10,898 --> 00:45:12,889
Mom was looking up your friends' names.
743
00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:18,000
She also looked up teenage depression
744
00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:20,530
and that boyfriend of yours
from three years ago, Diego.
745
00:45:25,546 --> 00:45:27,411
She also looked up Young & Wild.
746
00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,915
Fuck, fuck!
747
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,076
What?
748
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:31,779
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
749
00:45:31,819 --> 00:45:32,843
The dicks, the pussies-
750
00:45:32,887 --> 00:45:34,115
it all comes out into the light!
751
00:45:34,155 --> 00:45:37,283
Exposed fornicator,
dead fornicator, fuck!
752
00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:40,626
I'm joking.
753
00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:42,822
"I'm joking. "
754
00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:45,327
So what's the deal?
755
00:45:45,366 --> 00:45:46,924
Can she look up anything that I've seen?
756
00:45:46,968 --> 00:45:49,266
Yeah, but you have to
clear the browsing history.
757
00:45:49,303 --> 00:45:50,600
How do you do that?
758
00:45:50,638 --> 00:45:52,697
Press there.
759
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,140
"Clear history. "
760
00:45:55,176 --> 00:45:56,370
That's it.
761
00:45:56,411 --> 00:45:57,844
That's easy.
762
00:45:57,879 --> 00:46:00,814
She also looked up Pete Montana, look.
763
00:46:00,848 --> 00:46:02,941
Pete Montana with no last name?
764
00:46:02,984 --> 00:46:04,952
Yes, just like that.
765
00:46:04,986 --> 00:46:08,114
Pete is the name of my
sister Julia's boyfriend.
766
00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,886
Montana is the name of the state
767
00:46:12,927 --> 00:46:14,827
where my sister's boyfriend comes from.
768
00:46:16,998 --> 00:46:18,090
Calling him Pete Montana
769
00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:19,759
is like calling someone Helmut Germany
770
00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,462
or Juanito Santiago.
771
00:46:23,004 --> 00:46:26,030
The story of Pete Montana
can be told in three phrases.
772
00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:30,203
Sister fornicated and
secretly married Pete Montana.
773
00:46:30,244 --> 00:46:32,075
Mother could not forgive her.
774
00:46:34,482 --> 00:46:36,473
Mother doesn't let me see my sister.
775
00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:41,651
My aunt lived at the beach
776
00:46:41,689 --> 00:46:45,147
before she got cancer
and came to live with us.
777
00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:47,286
One day, she invites me to her house.
778
00:46:48,396 --> 00:46:50,489
My sister is at the beach.
779
00:46:50,531 --> 00:46:52,055
My aunt planned it.
780
00:46:55,034 --> 00:46:58,492
We have an encounter that
feels like an illicit romance.
781
00:46:58,537 --> 00:47:01,438
We go to the beach. We watch the sunset.
782
00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:04,932
We walk by the shore.
We eat beachy things.
783
00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:07,275
We watch the sunset again.
784
00:47:07,313 --> 00:47:08,610
While we're happy,
785
00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:11,569
my aunt turns her cell phone
off for the whole weekend.
786
00:47:11,604 --> 00:47:13,730
She doesn't want Mother to call her.
787
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,759
Since these wheels are made
of rubber instead of silicone,
788
00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,385
they've got a better grip
on the street, get it?
789
00:47:22,428 --> 00:47:25,261
Let's go check it out.
790
00:47:29,769 --> 00:47:32,465
The pastor's sermon...
791
00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:34,496
We have gotten to know Jesus Christ-
792
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:38,499
not a cheap or hypocritical religion
793
00:47:38,544 --> 00:47:41,274
but Jesus Christ himself.
794
00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:45,113
He's the one who has set us free.
795
00:47:45,151 --> 00:47:46,516
And that's the bomb:
796
00:47:46,552 --> 00:47:50,511
to live life to the fullest
in our lord Jesus Christ.
797
00:47:50,556 --> 00:47:53,184
And we've come here with problems,
798
00:47:53,225 --> 00:47:55,250
with difficulties, with tests,
799
00:47:55,294 --> 00:47:57,592
with obstacles that may have
to do with drug addiction,
800
00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:58,961
with alcoholism,
801
00:47:58,998 --> 00:48:01,796
but we have come here to
know and to understand,
802
00:48:01,834 --> 00:48:05,133
for an obvious reason,
that there is a God
803
00:48:05,171 --> 00:48:07,935
that loves us and that
accepts us just the way we are.
804
00:48:07,973 --> 00:48:10,100
But when we arrive to God,
805
00:48:10,142 --> 00:48:11,939
there's an absolute change in our lives.
806
00:48:11,977 --> 00:48:13,103
There's a change of heart.
807
00:48:13,145 --> 00:48:15,340
There's a change of mind.
808
00:48:15,381 --> 00:48:19,112
The truth is condensed in
the persona of Jesus Christ.
809
00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:20,914
There is no other
truth bigger than that.
810
00:48:20,953 --> 00:48:22,477
Do you know why, brothers?
811
00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:26,753
Because this truth for you
and for me has made us free.
812
00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,659
Could you give these tapes to Antonia?
813
00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,635
A new love
814
00:48:36,669 --> 00:48:38,796
I never thought that I could find him
815
00:48:38,838 --> 00:48:43,207
Who gave my life a reason to love
816
00:48:43,242 --> 00:48:47,838
Jesus, my love and more
than love will always be
817
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,476
Jesus, my love and more
than love will always be
818
00:48:52,518 --> 00:48:57,952
Jesus, my love and more than love
819
00:49:05,064 --> 00:49:06,588
Thank you.
820
00:49:08,434 --> 00:49:10,766
He gets so Evangeloony sometimes.
821
00:49:12,204 --> 00:49:14,195
You haven't slept with him yet?
822
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,572
He doesn't even want
me to touch his dick.
823
00:49:20,012 --> 00:49:21,138
Has anyone ever told you,
824
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,080
"No, I don't want to sleep with you"?
825
00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:28,953
Once I was with a person
that was a bit scared,
826
00:49:28,988 --> 00:49:30,387
but it passed.
827
00:49:30,422 --> 00:49:32,253
Why scared?
828
00:49:33,526 --> 00:49:36,893
Maybe not scared but uptight.
829
00:49:36,929 --> 00:49:38,897
Did the person relax?
830
00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:40,728
Yes.
831
00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:41,994
How?
832
00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:46,900
Hey, come to my birthday party.
833
00:49:46,939 --> 00:49:48,099
Bring Tom�s with you.
834
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,835
I'm not allowed to go out at night.
835
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:53,208
But tell Tom�s to ask
your mom for permission.
836
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,174
Come see me.
837
00:49:56,215 --> 00:49:57,910
And now could you please let me work?
838
00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:02,880
Father, thou who art in heaven
839
00:50:04,023 --> 00:50:08,960
Father, who art in my heart
840
00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,056
For years now, the idea of a threesome-
841
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,159
a boyfriend and a little classmate
842
00:50:17,202 --> 00:50:19,727
that had dark circles
around her eyes, huge tits,
843
00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:21,603
and a face of eternal fuck.
844
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,131
I said to boyfriend,
"I think about her. "
845
00:50:24,176 --> 00:50:25,871
Boyfriend calls one day and says,
846
00:50:25,911 --> 00:50:27,845
"I dreamt about you and her. "
847
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,848
Liar. No fucking way he dreamt of it.
848
00:50:29,882 --> 00:50:32,544
He probably jacked off very
consciously and thought,
849
00:50:32,585 --> 00:50:35,782
"if I tell her I dreamt of
it, she won't get jealous. "
850
00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:39,052
But I was jealous, just a little,
851
00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:42,788
eclipsed by my once-again fiery twat.
852
00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,467
Once almost, at M's house,
853
00:50:56,508 --> 00:50:58,373
but I got scared of I don't know what.
854
00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:01,538
But now at the
Tom�s-Antonia party, I think,
855
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,775
"Third time's a charm. "
856
00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:05,078
I think again,
857
00:51:05,117 --> 00:51:07,051
"Fornication with him,
with her, together,
858
00:51:07,086 --> 00:51:09,145
is the perfect love
that's not in the Bible. "
859
00:51:09,188 --> 00:51:11,179
Threesome, threesome, threesome.
860
00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:17,008
GOZPEL 1:7 THE LITTLE
STAIRCASES OF SIN BY YOUNG & WILD
861
00:51:17,329 --> 00:51:19,263
Come on, let's dance!
862
00:51:19,298 --> 00:51:20,788
I want to dance.
863
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,857
Let's dance.
864
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,424
Hey, I hate this music.
865
00:51:23,469 --> 00:51:24,993
Then let's make out.
866
00:51:26,538 --> 00:51:28,972
Come on.
867
00:51:29,008 --> 00:51:30,532
Hello.
868
00:51:30,576 --> 00:51:31,907
Hello.
869
00:51:31,944 --> 00:51:35,277
The tigress of the west.
870
00:51:35,314 --> 00:51:37,077
Barbage.
871
00:51:37,116 --> 00:51:39,448
This is my boyfriend, Tom�s.
872
00:51:39,485 --> 00:51:40,747
- Hello.
- Hello.
873
00:51:40,786 --> 00:51:41,878
Cute.
874
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,717
Daniela has talked a lot about you.
875
00:51:45,658 --> 00:51:47,626
And you two, how do you know each other?
876
00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,218
From around.
877
00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:58,995
Come on, I want to dance.
878
00:51:59,038 --> 00:52:01,233
- Come on, no, no.
- Come on.
879
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,354
Dani.
880
00:52:21,393 --> 00:52:23,224
"Dani. "
881
00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,906
Dani.
882
00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:55,573
Stop, stop, stop.
883
00:53:02,086 --> 00:53:03,747
It's not funny.
884
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,483
How come David and
Bathsheba fucked all day
885
00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:10,016
and they weren't married?
886
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,790
That's the worst example.
887
00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:13,387
Afterwards, they get punished by God.
888
00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:16,889
What a great punishment.
889
00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:21,098
The Bible says that
later on, he had 800 wives
890
00:53:21,138 --> 00:53:23,698
and he was fucking them all.
891
00:53:23,741 --> 00:53:26,335
You heretic brat.
892
00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,845
Well, at least they were all his wives.
893
00:53:28,879 --> 00:53:30,210
Let's get married then.
894
00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:35,712
You're really drunk.
895
00:54:16,827 --> 00:54:18,124
Hi.
896
00:54:18,162 --> 00:54:19,288
Gated!
897
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,821
Happy Birthday!
898
00:54:21,866 --> 00:54:23,197
Thank you. How are you?
899
00:54:34,645 --> 00:54:36,545
Barbage?
900
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,946
Will you come to the bathroom with me?
901
00:54:38,983 --> 00:54:41,645
Okay...
902
00:55:03,079 --> 00:55:06,378
What's the deal?
903
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,077
Damn it.
904
00:55:09,819 --> 00:55:11,343
Well, whenever you feel like it.
905
00:55:13,356 --> 00:55:15,290
Here's your humble servant.
906
00:55:22,465 --> 00:55:24,433
You left Tom�s alone.
907
00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:26,264
You forgot about me.
908
00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:30,636
Even though I came here
to fuck you and Tom�s.
909
00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,414
Hello.
910
00:55:45,455 --> 00:55:46,922
Hello.
911
00:55:46,956 --> 00:55:49,857
- Bye.
- Bye.
912
00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,018
Thank you.
913
00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:55,022
Bye.
914
00:56:12,482 --> 00:56:13,779
They were kind of weird.
915
00:56:13,816 --> 00:56:15,545
No, they were really normal.
916
00:56:18,621 --> 00:56:19,952
Did you have a lot to drink?
917
00:56:19,989 --> 00:56:21,217
Practically nothing.
918
00:56:21,257 --> 00:56:23,384
"Practically nothing. "
919
00:56:23,426 --> 00:56:24,893
Are you going to drive, Tere?
920
00:56:24,927 --> 00:56:26,588
No, you drive.
921
00:56:37,173 --> 00:56:39,107
Hug the person next to you
922
00:56:39,142 --> 00:56:42,669
and tell them that they're beautiful.
923
00:56:42,712 --> 00:56:44,543
You're beautiful.
924
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,911
You're beautiful.
925
00:56:51,554 --> 00:56:52,885
You're beautiful.
926
00:56:56,426 --> 00:56:58,417
You're beautiful.
927
00:56:58,461 --> 00:56:59,860
If there's something that I hate,
928
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,363
it's open letters-
929
00:57:01,397 --> 00:57:03,126
open letter to Chile,
930
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,066
open letter to the baby
who'll never be born,
931
00:57:05,101 --> 00:57:06,830
open letter to the president,
932
00:57:06,869 --> 00:57:09,133
open letter to
I-dunno-what, I-dunno-who.
933
00:57:09,172 --> 00:57:12,335
But just like Paul,
ex-Saul, I do what I hate...
934
00:57:13,835 --> 00:57:16,285
Open letter to Tom�s.
935
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,700
My spirit feels relieved.
936
00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,703
Father looks at you with acceptance.
937
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,069
Aunt loves you.
938
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,509
Mother trusts you.
939
00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,537
It's me and my raping power
that she doesn't trust.
940
00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:31,985
Tomas, Mother, as always, is right.
941
00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:34,180
My spirit feels relieved,
942
00:57:34,222 --> 00:57:36,815
but my poonani doesn't.
943
00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,944
P.S.: I have a very intelligent idea-
944
00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,027
to make a sex-themed video game.
945
00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,930
You earn ten points
for conventional sex.
946
00:57:44,966 --> 00:57:46,934
This is pussy-dick.
947
00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:54,499
20 points for less conventional sex.
948
00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,533
This is dick-ass.
949
00:57:56,577 --> 00:57:58,875
30 points for a threesome.
950
00:57:58,913 --> 00:58:02,212
40 points for convincing a
virgin person to fornicate.
951
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:06,050
1,800 points
- no, 1,800 million points
952
00:58:06,087 --> 00:58:08,385
for convincing a man
of God to fornicate.
953
00:58:08,422 --> 00:58:11,823
1,800 million points
that I will never earn.
954
00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,020
Boo. I've only got a few points.
955
00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:15,824
Fuck. Your boyfriend is a dumb-ass.
956
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:18,161
I'd tell you, "Eat this Popsicle. "
957
00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:19,996
Hey, sister in flesh and blood,
958
00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:21,399
I never post things on your blog.
959
00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:23,426
All this filthiness is
making me a little nervous.
960
00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,701
Ha, ha, ha.
961
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,401
I forgot that I was
going to post this to say
962
00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,739
that I have more points than
all of your followers combined
963
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,506
and added and multiplied.
964
00:58:31,546 --> 00:58:34,898
And fucking the one who writes this
blog, how many points do I get for that?
965
00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,747
You lose points.
966
00:58:40,609 --> 00:58:42,859
SAILOR HAS JUST SIGNED IN
967
00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,532
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: WHO ARE YOU'?
968
00:58:49,379 --> 00:58:51,847
SAILOR SAYS: SAILOR SATAN.
969
00:58:51,881 --> 00:58:54,873
THE GIRL YOU LEFT OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM.
970
00:58:58,554 --> 00:58:59,885
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: HAHAHAHA!
971
00:59:02,091 --> 00:59:05,754
SAILOR SAYS: HOW DID
IT GO IN THE BATHROOM?
972
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,628
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: I
DON'T KNOW. CONFUSION.
973
00:59:17,273 --> 00:59:19,741
SAILOR SAYS: FEAR OR CONFUSION?
974
00:59:19,776 --> 00:59:22,370
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: IT DIDN'T SCARE ME.
975
00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:25,404
SAILOR SAYS: AN
EVANGELITEASE IS WHAT YOU ARE.
976
00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:32,347
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO.
977
00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:34,782
SAILOR SAYS: YES!
978
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,958
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. AND NO. AND NO.
979
01:01:42,318 --> 01:01:44,479
They think I'm with Tom�s.
980
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,964
Do you want to go to Rene's Bar?
981
01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,706
No.
982
01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:20,506
GOZPEL 1:8 BACON AND
TOFU BY YOUNG & WILD
983
01:02:32,486 --> 01:02:33,953
Okay, I'm off to pick up your brother
984
01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:35,511
from the Christian Youth Club.
985
01:02:35,556 --> 01:02:37,547
So you stay here keeping
Aunt Isabel company.
986
01:02:43,397 --> 01:02:46,298
And don't go into your
room all by yourselves.
987
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,459
Bye.
988
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,150
Such a prude.
989
01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,662
Do you love me?
990
01:03:56,405 --> 01:03:57,936
I don't know.
991
01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:05,639
What do you mean, you don't know?
992
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,772
You're not even into me.
993
01:04:07,815 --> 01:04:09,305
What do you mean, I'm not into you?
994
01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,597
The other day, I heard a man say
995
01:06:25,635 --> 01:06:29,571
he thought another guy
liked both men and women.
996
01:06:29,606 --> 01:06:33,269
He said this: "He likes
both bacon and tofu. "
997
01:06:34,878 --> 01:06:36,846
Nah. He totally looks like it.
998
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,677
That guy likes to
kick it with both feet.
999
01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,548
I wanted to ask him, "And
who would the bacon be?
1000
01:06:41,585 --> 01:06:42,882
Who would the tofu be?"
1001
01:06:42,919 --> 01:06:44,716
But he got off the bus.
1002
01:06:48,391 --> 01:06:49,858
Then I thought,
1003
01:06:49,893 --> 01:06:52,361
"I'll write the parable
of the bacon and tofu. "
1004
01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:53,987
Here it goes.
1005
01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:56,658
One: Fornication with her.
1006
01:07:01,071 --> 01:07:03,437
Two: Fornication with him.
1007
01:07:07,377 --> 01:07:09,675
Three: Fornication with her.
1008
01:07:13,183 --> 01:07:15,151
Four: Fornication with him.
1009
01:07:18,021 --> 01:07:20,615
Five: Fornication with her.
1010
01:07:23,793 --> 01:07:26,057
Six: Fornication with him.
1011
01:07:28,932 --> 01:07:31,594
Seven: Love with her.
1012
01:07:35,205 --> 01:07:37,196
Eight: Love with him.
1013
01:07:41,444 --> 01:07:43,412
Yes, I know. It's not a parable.
1014
01:07:43,446 --> 01:07:45,573
But I don't have much
time, and unlike Jesus,
1015
01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:47,606
I'll never be able to teach anything.
1016
01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:53,719
GOZPEL 1:9 IF I HAVE NO LOVE,
I AM NOTHING BY YOUNG & WILD
1017
01:07:53,757 --> 01:07:58,160
Everyone, pay attention.
We're ready to roll.
1018
01:07:58,194 --> 01:08:02,494
Three, two, one.
1019
01:08:02,532 --> 01:08:03,658
On air.
1020
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,031
Hello, friends!
1021
01:08:05,068 --> 01:08:08,560
Welcome to your show Rich in Christ.
1022
01:08:08,605 --> 01:08:12,405
Today we have two young contestants.
1023
01:08:12,442 --> 01:08:14,376
Our first contestant, Leo,
1024
01:08:14,411 --> 01:08:17,005
comes from the Baptist
Church of Ñuñoa.
1025
01:08:17,047 --> 01:08:19,743
Our second contestant, Vicente,
1026
01:08:19,783 --> 01:08:21,944
comes from the Christian
Missionary Church.
1027
01:08:21,985 --> 01:08:23,976
Boys, please say hello.
1028
01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:28,680
Let's go on to our first question.
1029
01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:31,660
Complete the biblical verse:
1030
01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:36,655
"For God so loved the world"...
1031
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:37,997
"That he gave his only begotten son,
1032
01:08:38,034 --> 01:08:39,797
"that whoever believes
in him shall not perish
1033
01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:40,894
but have eternal life. "
1034
01:08:40,937 --> 01:08:42,495
"That he gave his only begotten son,
1035
01:08:42,539 --> 01:08:45,133
"that whoever believes
in him shall not perish
1036
01:08:45,175 --> 01:08:46,802
but have eternal life. "
1037
01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,969
I won.
1038
01:08:48,011 --> 01:08:50,707
Excellent, Leo! Very good!
1039
01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,307
So let's go on to the second question.
1040
01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:56,159
It reads as follows. Attention...
1041
01:08:56,194 --> 01:08:59,163
Today there's no parable
or metaphor or comparison
1042
01:08:59,356 --> 01:09:01,483
or biblical
reinterpretation or anything,
1043
01:09:01,524 --> 01:09:03,758
'cause I'm feeling like
a fucking cock-dick-prick.
1044
01:09:03,793 --> 01:09:04,919
Sorry, sorry.
1045
01:09:04,954 --> 01:09:09,084
Seeing bacon and tofu every day.
1046
01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:10,798
I'm confused,
1047
01:09:10,834 --> 01:09:14,219
and I don't know if I want
to write, but I do write.
1048
01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:15,778
I don't know why I write,
1049
01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:17,804
and maybe it's better if
I talk about the Bible.
1050
01:09:21,451 --> 01:09:23,767
Once, in Corinthians, Paul said,
1051
01:09:23,787 --> 01:09:25,914
"if I have not love, I am nothing. "
1052
01:09:25,956 --> 01:09:27,389
I am nothing.
1053
01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:28,721
"If I do not have love,
1054
01:09:28,759 --> 01:09:32,354
I become as sounding brass
or a tinkling cymbal. "
1055
01:09:32,396 --> 01:09:33,829
Hey, come on.
1056
01:09:47,577 --> 01:09:50,876
And I want to ask Paul, God, Mother,
1057
01:09:50,914 --> 01:09:53,212
some blogger, someone,
1058
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,616
what happens if I have too much love?
1059
01:09:55,652 --> 01:09:56,983
What happens if I like two people?
1060
01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:58,954
If I love two?
1061
01:09:58,989 --> 01:10:01,549
If I like doing dirty things with both?
1062
01:10:01,591 --> 01:10:03,183
Is it better than having no love at all?
1063
01:10:03,226 --> 01:10:05,956
What the fuck happens,
Paul, Mother, God, blogger?
1064
01:10:07,664 --> 01:10:12,687
Do I become nothing?
Am I less than nothing?
1065
01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:24,677
GOZPEL 1:10 BUH-BYE
OLD SELF BY YOUNG & WILD
1066
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:27,876
No, come on, seriously.
1067
01:10:27,918 --> 01:10:30,478
Let's have a real conversation now.
1068
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,147
Let's do something.
1069
01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:34,316
You tell me everything you like
1070
01:10:34,358 --> 01:10:38,886
and everything you want,
and then I'll tell you.
1071
01:10:38,929 --> 01:10:44,094
I like waking up sick on Sundays...
1072
01:10:47,637 --> 01:10:52,438
Being afraid of dachshunds,
1073
01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:55,934
chatting online until
my eyes burn at night...
1074
01:10:55,979 --> 01:10:59,073
We talked about pretty
things, and there were boats
1075
01:10:59,116 --> 01:11:02,552
and sun, a lake, and even a parrot,
1076
01:11:02,586 --> 01:11:04,816
and all we needed was that perfect song.
1077
01:11:04,855 --> 01:11:07,722
Cha, na, na
1078
01:11:07,758 --> 01:11:10,318
Like when soap operas end.
1079
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,352
But the difference was
that nothing was ending.
1080
01:11:13,397 --> 01:11:15,365
Drenched on your back
1081
01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:17,367
I feel happy
1082
01:11:17,401 --> 01:11:18,959
We don't get up anymore
1083
01:11:19,002 --> 01:11:20,765
And I hold you against my chest
1084
01:11:20,804 --> 01:11:22,601
With all my soul
1085
01:11:22,639 --> 01:11:24,368
I could die tomorrow
1086
01:11:24,408 --> 01:11:26,171
I could die stuck here
1087
01:11:26,209 --> 01:11:29,372
Completely drugged
1088
01:11:32,032 --> 01:11:35,524
Oh, friend of mine
1089
01:11:39,423 --> 01:11:45,252
I know we're never going to let
1090
01:11:46,396 --> 01:11:51,390
I know we're never going to let
1091
01:11:51,435 --> 01:11:55,667
This love go away from us
1092
01:11:57,908 --> 01:11:59,239
Leave.
1093
01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:03,671
I don't want to leave.
1094
01:12:03,713 --> 01:12:05,112
You said that you had to go.
1095
01:12:05,148 --> 01:12:06,479
Go.
1096
01:12:08,318 --> 01:12:11,116
But not like this.
1097
01:12:11,154 --> 01:12:14,123
Then we can do it like we always do.
1098
01:12:14,157 --> 01:12:15,920
You leave because you
have 800 missed calls
1099
01:12:15,959 --> 01:12:17,085
from your mother,
1100
01:12:17,127 --> 01:12:19,595
because you have to be with Tom�s.
1101
01:12:19,629 --> 01:12:22,097
I say, "Good-bye. See
you at the station. "
1102
01:12:22,132 --> 01:12:26,398
You kiss me on the
mouth, and we chat online,
1103
01:12:26,436 --> 01:12:28,233
and then we laugh at the station,
1104
01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,535
and everything is super cool.
1105
01:12:30,574 --> 01:12:33,202
What do you think?
1106
01:12:33,243 --> 01:12:35,734
That I want it to be like this forever?
1107
01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:05,367
Mother says that sinning
is a matter of steps.
1108
01:13:05,408 --> 01:13:06,739
She says,
1109
01:13:06,776 --> 01:13:10,337
"When you open the door
for the enemy, he enters. "
1110
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,245
I could say that I've
climbed up the steps of sin;
1111
01:13:12,282 --> 01:13:14,011
although it'd be more
accurate to say down-
1112
01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:16,575
considering hell is not above-
1113
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,247
the stairsteps of sin.
1114
01:13:18,288 --> 01:13:19,983
At first I said
1115
01:13:20,023 --> 01:13:22,651
I'd never fuck before marriage.
1116
01:13:22,692 --> 01:13:24,159
Okay, I never said that.
1117
01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:27,630
But I did say I'd never cheat.
1118
01:13:27,664 --> 01:13:28,995
While cheating,
1119
01:13:29,032 --> 01:13:30,659
I made an infinite list of et ceteras,
1120
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:34,158
but I always knew when I
went down step after step.
1121
01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:35,762
And the problem is the following:
1122
01:13:35,805 --> 01:13:38,535
I'd never said I wouldn't
be with two people at once.
1123
01:13:38,575 --> 01:13:39,872
I never knew that suddenly
1124
01:13:39,910 --> 01:13:42,037
it wouldn't be step after step anymore
1125
01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:43,602
but more like falling down the stairs.
1126
01:13:43,647 --> 01:13:45,046
And now I say,
1127
01:13:45,081 --> 01:13:49,245
God, I want to walk down
a clean, righteous path.
1128
01:13:49,286 --> 01:13:51,186
And that's it. Righteous.
1129
01:13:51,221 --> 01:13:52,381
Right?
1130
01:14:15,612 --> 01:14:17,671
Wasn't Tom�s dropping you off today?
1131
01:14:23,353 --> 01:14:24,843
What's wrong with you?
1132
01:14:27,057 --> 01:14:28,888
Daniela, what did you do?
1133
01:14:32,395 --> 01:14:34,226
I want to get baptized.
1134
01:14:49,197 --> 01:14:50,824
Go to my house.
1135
01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,128
To the beach?
1136
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,429
Yes.
1137
01:14:53,468 --> 01:14:55,459
Get baptized where I did.
1138
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,924
Let's all go.
1139
01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:04,084
Yes.
1140
01:15:09,804 --> 01:15:11,533
Awesome.
1141
01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:13,130
I'll be cold if I wear that.
1142
01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:14,402
Who cares?
1143
01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,376
Hey, you have to get a
less pornographic T-shirt.
1144
01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,173
But all white T-shirts
are pornographic.
1145
01:15:18,212 --> 01:15:19,611
But yours even more,
1146
01:15:19,647 --> 01:15:22,275
because it's made out of
that old fabric, you know?
1147
01:15:22,316 --> 01:15:23,840
You can get a white one anywhere.
1148
01:15:23,884 --> 01:15:25,249
I can get it for you if you want.
1149
01:15:25,286 --> 01:15:27,846
Why do you need a white T-shirt?
1150
01:15:27,888 --> 01:15:29,219
I've got several.
1151
01:15:29,256 --> 01:15:30,621
Because I'm getting baptized.
1152
01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:33,786
You have to wear a white
T-shirt for baptism.
1153
01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:35,625
See, Anto can lend you one. Cool.
1154
01:15:35,663 --> 01:15:37,460
Dani, you're getting baptized?
1155
01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:38,795
Yes.
1156
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,494
That's great. Congratulations.
1157
01:15:52,713 --> 01:15:56,513
SAILOR SAYS: BAPTISM?
1158
01:15:56,550 --> 01:16:00,646
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: BAPTISM.
1159
01:16:00,688 --> 01:16:04,784
SAILOR SAYS: IS YOUR MOM MAKING YOU?
1160
01:16:04,825 --> 01:16:07,157
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO.
1161
01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:13,392
Dani, Dani.
1162
01:16:13,434 --> 01:16:15,061
Could you come see this
thing we're editing, please?
1163
01:16:15,102 --> 01:16:16,763
Sure. I'll be right over.
1164
01:16:20,274 --> 01:16:22,435
YOUNG&WILD SAYS: LET'S TALK LATER.
1165
01:16:26,881 --> 01:16:28,348
What's up?
1166
01:16:28,382 --> 01:16:31,840
How long do you think this should be?
1167
01:16:31,886 --> 01:16:33,513
He wants to cut it here, you see...
1168
01:16:37,077 --> 01:16:39,841
Are you willing to let your ego die?
1169
01:16:41,328 --> 01:16:45,424
Evangelical baptism isn't like
some bullshit Catholic baptism.
1170
01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:48,731
Evangelic baptism is
done when you're older,
1171
01:16:48,769 --> 01:16:51,203
conscious that you want to follow Jeezus
1172
01:16:51,238 --> 01:16:53,502
and leave your old self in the toilet.
1173
01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:12,016
Evangelic baptism takes place outdoors.
1174
01:17:12,059 --> 01:17:14,084
I would do it in a
tropical swimming pool.
1175
01:17:14,128 --> 01:17:17,996
But the Lord will
always be there with you,
1176
01:17:18,032 --> 01:17:19,465
because he tells us...
1177
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,297
I only thought about
getting baptized once before
1178
01:17:21,335 --> 01:17:23,633
in school, when I was 14,
1179
01:17:23,671 --> 01:17:26,469
when I got close to Jeezus
like everyone else did.
1180
01:17:26,507 --> 01:17:28,099
I am nothing without you.
1181
01:17:28,142 --> 01:17:30,633
I am nothing without you.
1182
01:17:31,979 --> 01:17:35,779
Those of you who feel
that you have lost the way,
1183
01:17:35,816 --> 01:17:37,943
who wish to amend their ways,
1184
01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:41,386
tell him, "Take me, Lord. "
1185
01:17:41,422 --> 01:17:43,583
Take me, Lord.
1186
01:17:45,059 --> 01:17:48,358
Those of you who are rebels at heart,
1187
01:17:48,395 --> 01:17:52,695
tell Jesus, "Lord, take me. "
1188
01:17:52,733 --> 01:17:56,225
I did Daniel's fast
- legumes and vegetables.
1189
01:17:57,871 --> 01:18:01,136
And I really did it,
because I felt close to God,
1190
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,612
and I was proto-anorexic.
1191
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,752
I remember that we went
to the hill to pray,
1192
01:18:05,779 --> 01:18:07,076
and Ms. Cecilia told me
1193
01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:09,386
that my heart was getting pretty.
1194
01:18:09,421 --> 01:18:11,899
Lord, move her heart.
1195
01:18:11,934 --> 01:18:14,378
Lord, touch Daniela,
1196
01:18:14,688 --> 01:18:16,679
move her heart.
1197
01:18:18,462 --> 01:18:20,760
Shamba, ramba, rimba, ramba
1198
01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:23,994
Shamba, ramba, rimba
1199
01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:25,661
Shamba, ramba
1200
01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:29,160
Lord, illuminate our youth,
1201
01:18:29,206 --> 01:18:31,003
all these children.
1202
01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,338
Shamba, ramba...
1203
01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:34,344
And time passed, and time passed,
1204
01:18:34,378 --> 01:18:36,005
and I got lost.
1205
01:18:36,046 --> 01:18:37,843
And my heart wasn't pretty.
1206
01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:40,611
And today, that I'm more lost than ever,
1207
01:18:40,651 --> 01:18:42,312
I want to try it again.
1208
01:18:43,854 --> 01:18:45,151
Pastor Uncle asks me...
1209
01:18:45,188 --> 01:18:49,181
Are you willing to
give up your old self?
1210
01:18:51,328 --> 01:18:54,661
Are you willing to let your ego die?
1211
01:18:56,667 --> 01:19:00,501
Do you know what it
means to let your ego die?
1212
01:19:03,874 --> 01:19:05,671
And I think, "I don't
know. I don't know. "
1213
01:19:05,709 --> 01:19:07,336
But in the end, I say to Pastor Uncle...
1214
01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,505
Placing Christ first?
1215
01:19:10,547 --> 01:19:13,710
Placing Christ before
anything that I'd like to do.
1216
01:19:17,387 --> 01:19:19,821
And I think, "I love bacon. I love tofu.
1217
01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,153
"Maybe I love Jeezus.
1218
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:22,920
"I love bacon. I love tofu.
1219
01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:24,790
I want to be clean, clean. "
1220
01:19:24,828 --> 01:19:26,591
You went crazy.
1221
01:19:26,630 --> 01:19:27,858
Hey, I was an Evangelical
1222
01:19:27,898 --> 01:19:29,297
and I got baptized and everything,
1223
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,925
and all I remember is
that I was freezing,
1224
01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,457
and I caught a cold.
1225
01:19:32,502 --> 01:19:34,800
Fuck, girl, I'm finding out about shit
1226
01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:37,830
that you should be
telling me to my face.
1227
01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:41,241
Girl, I can understand
you sleeping with a lady.
1228
01:19:41,278 --> 01:19:43,746
I can understand you
sleeping with a man.
1229
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:46,749
But I can't understand
you getting baptized.
1230
01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:50,746
I would even baptize myself in
a fucking ice-cold lake for you.
1231
01:19:50,787 --> 01:19:53,688
Girls, please hurry up.
Teresa is already downstairs.
1232
01:19:53,724 --> 01:19:55,692
- Uncle.
- What?
1233
01:19:55,726 --> 01:19:57,751
It's that... I'm not going.
1234
01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,546
Why not?
1235
01:19:59,581 --> 01:20:00,980
Because I have things to do.
1236
01:20:01,298 --> 01:20:02,492
As you wish.
1237
01:20:06,436 --> 01:20:07,562
What's going on?
1238
01:20:07,604 --> 01:20:09,162
What?
1239
01:20:09,206 --> 01:20:11,970
What do you mean, you're not going?
1240
01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,305
What do you want me to do there?
1241
01:20:13,343 --> 01:20:15,140
I'm not a part of that.
1242
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,668
Who cares?
1243
01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:22,541
Okay, and am I supposed to clap
when you come out of the water?
1244
01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:26,448
Come.
1245
01:20:28,358 --> 01:20:29,848
I want you to be with me.
1246
01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:33,922
It's that...
1247
01:20:33,964 --> 01:20:37,331
I like you more than a lot.
1248
01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:38,736
I want-
1249
01:20:38,762 --> 01:20:40,520
I need you to be there.
1250
01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:49,372
I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.
1251
01:20:49,413 --> 01:20:51,142
70 times 7, I love you.
1252
01:20:51,181 --> 01:20:53,945
Is that a phrase from your sect?
1253
01:20:53,984 --> 01:20:56,976
Yes. 70 times 7 means infinity.
1254
01:21:00,490 --> 01:21:01,650
Where?
1255
01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:03,056
In the twee Bible?
1256
01:21:17,941 --> 01:21:19,101
I'm ready.
1257
01:21:22,308 --> 01:21:26,441
GOZPEL 1:11 NOW WE SEE THROUGH
A GLASS, DARKLY BY YOUNG & WILD
1258
01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:29,482
Who gave you this toy?
1259
01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:30,986
Grandma and Grandpa, I think.
1260
01:21:31,021 --> 01:21:32,352
Yeah, right?
1261
01:21:40,597 --> 01:21:43,896
I love this one. Look.
1262
01:21:43,934 --> 01:21:45,424
No, Aunt.
1263
01:21:45,469 --> 01:21:47,061
This is for her birthday.
1264
01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,037
Danielita.
1265
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,040
Don't look at it.
1266
01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:53,269
This is when she was
turning eight, and her dad-
1267
01:21:53,310 --> 01:21:54,937
Let me see!
1268
01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:59,540
This little princess crown
was a gift from her dad.
1269
01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,313
She thought that she was
the prettiest at the party
1270
01:22:02,352 --> 01:22:03,819
until Pamela showed up,
1271
01:22:03,854 --> 01:22:05,685
and she thought that she
was prettier than her,
1272
01:22:05,722 --> 01:22:07,519
so she got mad.
1273
01:22:07,557 --> 01:22:10,720
She went to sit down over
here next to the chips.
1274
01:22:13,142 --> 01:22:16,543
That's where Rai took this picture.
1275
01:22:16,579 --> 01:22:19,207
- Cute, right?
- Yes.
1276
01:22:19,248 --> 01:22:20,374
Daniela?
1277
01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,316
Let's go for a walk on the beach?
1278
01:22:22,351 --> 01:22:24,342
Okay. Let's go?
1279
01:22:24,387 --> 01:22:25,547
Let's go.
1280
01:22:43,706 --> 01:22:46,574
Hey, so do you still think you
are the prettiest in the world?
1281
01:22:47,643 --> 01:22:50,111
Of course.
1282
01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,580
That's because you hadn't met me yet.
1283
01:23:19,742 --> 01:23:22,370
And then you write
that you sleep with me,
1284
01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:24,208
and everyone reads about it!
1285
01:23:24,246 --> 01:23:25,372
Don't tell me to calm down!
1286
01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,882
Don't pretend to be my friend, bitch!
1287
01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:30,579
You're sleeping with her!
1288
01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:27,206
What's wrong?
1289
01:24:31,313 --> 01:24:32,473
Nothing.
1290
01:24:34,149 --> 01:24:35,309
And Tom�s?
1291
01:24:37,386 --> 01:24:39,081
We had a fight.
1292
01:24:41,023 --> 01:24:42,354
Why?
1293
01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:47,895
Because I was being kind of mean today.
1294
01:24:47,930 --> 01:24:50,228
And why were you being mean?
1295
01:24:50,266 --> 01:24:54,259
Because I didn't get to fin-
1296
01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:03,936
Let go of me.
1297
01:26:06,442 --> 01:26:09,240
When Isabel arrived at our house
1298
01:26:09,278 --> 01:26:13,942
less than a year ago,
1299
01:26:13,983 --> 01:26:16,474
she said, "Tere, I'm sick. "
1300
01:26:18,754 --> 01:26:22,747
I thought about what Paul said
in Epistle to the Corinthians.
1301
01:26:24,994 --> 01:26:27,203
He said,
1302
01:26:27,238 --> 01:26:33,135
"For now we see through
a glass, darkly. "
1303
01:26:39,953 --> 01:26:43,250
Now that my sister, Isabel
1304
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,627
is dead...
1305
01:26:50,530 --> 01:26:52,361
I think of Paul once more.
1306
01:26:58,572 --> 01:27:00,733
It may be that I don't...
1307
01:27:03,643 --> 01:27:07,682
It may be that I now see things darkly.
1308
01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:13,816
It may be that I don't understand.
1309
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,344
And I don't.
1310
01:27:20,286 --> 01:27:25,280
But I also think about what Paul said,
1311
01:27:25,465 --> 01:27:28,298
that death in Christ is a gain.
1312
01:27:40,343 --> 01:27:43,312
What do we gain
1313
01:27:43,416 --> 01:27:44,883
with the death of all things?
1314
01:27:44,918 --> 01:27:46,579
I don't know.
1315
01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:51,350
I still don't know.
1316
01:27:58,281 --> 01:28:03,344
Now I'd like for us to sing a song
1317
01:28:03,503 --> 01:28:05,494
that my sister loved so much.
1318
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,088
I
1319
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:21,425
will be reborn today in Jesus
1320
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,260
Let's go.
1321
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,790
You shall see me return
1322
01:28:26,835 --> 01:28:32,334
Towards the divine light
I know I shall depart
1323
01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:36,273
My soul is enlightened
1324
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:39,644
I know I'll make it there
1325
01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:44,345
I know I'll make it there
1326
01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:52,188
Today, I know that I'll be reborn
1327
01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:58,861
And in his eyes, you shall see me return
1328
01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,992
Today, I know...
1329
01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:06,804
GOZPEL 1:12 POSTSCRIPT BY YOUNG & WILD
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01:29:30,265 --> 01:29:32,660
Paul said in Corinthians,
1331
01:29:32,695 --> 01:29:35,823
"When I was a child, I
understood as a child.
1332
01:29:35,937 --> 01:29:40,180
I spoke as a child. I
thought as a child. "
1333
01:29:40,215 --> 01:29:42,774
Blah, blah, blah as a child.
1334
01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:46,386
"But when I became a man, I
put away childish things. "
1335
01:29:46,421 --> 01:29:48,499
I say it in nowhere:
1336
01:29:48,534 --> 01:29:51,298
when I was a child, I
thought like a child.
1337
01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:53,466
I understood as a child.
1338
01:29:53,501 --> 01:29:55,498
Now that I'm a non-child,
1339
01:29:55,514 --> 01:29:57,717
I haven't put anything
away, and I don't care
1340
01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,524
because I don't know if
I believe in happiness
1341
01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,086
or in peace
1342
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,597
or in maturi-tease
1343
01:30:03,632 --> 01:30:05,099
or in
I-don't-know-what.
1344
01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:06,930
I only believe in being lost.
1345
01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:09,766
Amen and amen and amen and amen.
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