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So, I looked at a bunch of houses,
and I think I've found the best one.
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It's perfect. I'm gonna send you the link.
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And then,
we should just go ahead and get it
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'cause it's the best one.
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Abby, the house looks amazing,
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and the thought of a trip is exciting,
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but turning 50 is so not a big deal to me.
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I had a patient this week
who is in knots about turning 40.
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The feedback I offered her,
as corny as it sounds, is:
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"Age is truly just a number."
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I mean,
you're only as old as you feel, right?
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Why stress about it?
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Fuck, that's hot!
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I always love Hawaii.
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You know what?
I catered Jack Johnson's birthday party,
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and he said I could use
his beach house there.
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Okay, here are my top picks: Napa...
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a resort in Arizona, or Napa.
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Well, all I can say
is thank God you're planning this,
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'cause you know Brian is not
gonna do shit for her 50th.
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You know Brian would just take her
to Macaroni Grill,
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and then she'd have to drive home
because he had too much to drink.
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Fucking Brian.
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Oh, my God, this trip sounds so fun.
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And it's so great
everyone can get together.
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-You're coming, right?
-No.
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Mama needs to rock out with her cock out.
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Also, Mama needs to stop referring
to herself in the third person.
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And maybe ease up on the cock drops.
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I just want this to feel
like a regular vacation.
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You know, like... just sit around, talk
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and drink wine and laugh
and... wear muumuus...
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And just somewhere in there,
I'll just kind of slide into 50.
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You know,
I just want it to be super chill,
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-no big deal--
-Die!
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Brian, could you turn that down?
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No, I'm sorry, Rebecca,
but it is officially a big deal.
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It's your half-centennial.
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I'm not gonna let this go by
without doing something big.
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Okay... I'm gonna cut my bangs.
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I really wanna make this work.
Honestly, I'm just so grateful
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that you guys still want me to come
after I bailed on the last one.
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God, it's just, like, the flying
and that random house, you know?
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It just, like, gives me anxiety.
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Other people's bathrooms... Oh, God!
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Weird bedspreads...
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You... do still want me to come, right?
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Wall-to-wall carpeting, the remote...
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You know what?
I wish I'd never seen that Dateline
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with the blacklight
where they showed where the semen was.
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Is a flower in the hair too much
for solo dining?
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I need to get out
and take my new knees for a spin.
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Val, yes, work those new knees!
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-Out!
-I just wanna meet a nice lady
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and I wanna make out for a while
and then spoon a little bit...
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And then that spooning can turn
into a real spirited sixty-nining.
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Have you ever tried a position
called the 1,000?
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It's a sexy one.
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It's when 1,000 kids are in your bed,
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and the only touch you feel
is a tiny sweaty foot to the back.
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Speaking of sexy,
I share my bed with a CPAP machine.
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Things we say now.
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I'm in H&M trying on some party clothes.
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I can't wait to see you guys
and pinch all your butts...
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with consent.
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See you soon!
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And, well, you know,
we'll figure out money when we get there.
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Keep it in your pants till I see you.
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Bye, I love you!
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-What?
-No, I'm on the phone.
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Bye, and remember,
don't make this a big deal.
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-I just told my driver that I loved him.
-Somebody hang up.
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All right, love you, guys, too. Bye!
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Still not sure I'm coming.
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Okay.
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Here we are.
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I hope it's perfect.
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I don't know,
it had very good reviews online.
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And let me tell you something,
I had to wade through a lot of shitboxes.
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But this one is supposed to be good.
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And it's supposed to have a pool.
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Does anybody see a pool?
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Oh, it is just stunning!
It's just so perfect.
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-Just release all that worry.
-Or swallow it?
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Okay, shall we?
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Edible flowers!
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I see that.
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-Oh, my God.
-How do you know they're edible?
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What? These are edible.
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You wanna be the protector
and the caretaker and everything,
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but... just let her deal with it.
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-What the hell is she doing?
-Cannot let a stranger stay a stranger.
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...you wanna take care of them,
and you wanna be the hero,
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but sometimes you gotta back off,
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let someone else in the family do it,
you know?
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She's probably gonna invite him
to join us on the trip.
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-Not, that that would be a bad--
-No, yeah, it would.
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You take care of yourself.
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And I really hope that your sister
is able to move your mom's grave.
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And I'm gonna try the manicotti recipe.
Thanks.
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Ready?
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-To Rebecca!
-To Rebecca!
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All right!
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Thank you so much
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for turning 50
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-and bringing us all together.
-Yeah.
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And thank you, guys.
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I know you all had to move mountains
to make this happen.
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-Especially you, Catherine.
-You know, life's a juggle, so...
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I really appreciate it.
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Rebecca really appreciates it.
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Why am I speaking for Rebecca?
This is a terrible toast. I'm sorry.
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I hope you guys like the house.
Let's get drunk. Happy birthday.
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-Happy birthday!
-Cheers to us!
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If I just may offer
a little bit of feedback,
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I just want this to be a fun weekend
for all of us, right? Not just about me.
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God, when was the last time
we were all together?
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It was at Abby's wedding.
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-What? No.
-Maybe.
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You should have come to my divorce party.
There was a really great band.
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-It wasn't that long ago.
-Jesus.
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Nice one, kid.
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Guys...
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time goes by so fast, I'm telling you.
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I have needed this... so much.
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-You guys have been on my mind--
-Adrian, comma,
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please resend the link to Top Chef,
period.
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Can't open, period.
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New paragraph.
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Also, comma, please ask producers
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how this show will be different,
question mark, dot, dot, dot.
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I'm so sorry.
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I have so much going on
with work right now.
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I'm gonna unplug.
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Be present, right.
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Send.
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Anyway, I made itineraries.
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-What?
-I know.
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And you don't have to read 'em now.
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Just, you know, take your time,
but sort of like a...
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loosey-goosey, you know,
sort of, like, scheduley thing.
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Just sort of an overview
of everything we're gonna do
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minute by minute on the trip.
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-No worries, just take a look at it.
-This is so awesome.
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-No presh.
-When did you have time to make those?
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Well, I've been working a lot less lately.
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-Yeah, right.
-Well, good for you.
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Yeah.
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We look so young.
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God.
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Wow.
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Let's take a group picture.
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-Yes.
-Yeah!
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-Yes!
-We need a new pic.
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-It's a night of a thousand selfies.
-Yeah.
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-Can you go higher?
-Yeah, go higher.
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-Try to go higher.
-All right, everybody look down,
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and then on the count of three,
look up. Fresh faces.
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Fresh face.
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-One, two, three.
-One...
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That's nice.
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Wait.
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What the...
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Is that a ghost?
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Oh, my God, it is a ghost.
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It's the ghost of Amelia Earhart,
and she's holding a small baby.
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-What are you guys doing in my house?
-Oh, my God.
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Nah, I'm just goofing.
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I'm Tammy, I own the place.
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Brought you guys a cord of fresh pinyon,
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get you started on a fire.
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Thank you.
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Guys, this is Tammy.
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She's the owner of the place.
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I'm Abby.
I'm the one that's been emailing you.
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A lot of emails.
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Yeah.
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So...
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which one of you guys
is the blushing bride?
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Second time around I'm thinking, maybe?
Maybe third?
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Oh, no. We're celebrating
Rebecca's birthday. It's her...
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50th, the big five-oh.
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Celebrating-with-the-girls weekend, huh?
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We're just here for a vacation.
The birthday's not a big deal.
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So, what am I looking at here?
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High school tennis team,
old dance crew, or...
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y'all magically fit
in the same pair of pants?
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What brings us together?
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Oh, well, we all met in Chicago
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waitressing at a pizza place
called Antonio's,
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and we just... It was meant to be.
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Chi-Town? Yeah,
I've been to that place, yeah.
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Well, we all came up there together
in the '90s.
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Like, kind of our crew.
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Actually, Catherine here started her own
pizza chain called Cutie Pies.
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Holy shit, that's you?
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Well, I've never been to the restaurant,
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but I do love those frozen pizzas
for one that you do.
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Thank you.
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'Cause, you know,
if I prep a full-sized pizza, guess what?
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I'm gonna end up eating a full-size pizza.
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So, you know,
you prevent a lot of sadness.
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So, do you guys want to see the house or--
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-Yes.
-All right.
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Let's stop dicking around.
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You got the pool and the hot tub here
if you wanna soak...
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or toke.
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We are very discreet, so just...
do whatever the heck you need to do
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-to get through this weekend.
-Okay.
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So, Tammy,
how long have you owned the property?
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-A few years.
-Yeah?
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After my husband died, I sold our company.
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We made edible organic soaps.
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Got bought out by Unilever. Pretty sweet.
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Sorry your husband died. That's sad.
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Yeah, he died of a heart attack at 49.
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-That's so young.
-That's terrible.
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You think?
It was pretty inevitable, though.
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We were doing so much blow.
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This will come in real handy.
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The little Zen area,
when you need that total soul escape.
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It's real quiet. It's perfect
for when that roomie situation devolves.
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You can just come out here
and watch the hummingbirds,
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meditate,
enjoy this beautiful Buddha statue...
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Now, this water feature over here,
steer clear, please.
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Okay, you wanna know how much money
I poured into this son of a bitch?
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Seven grand. And before you suggest it,
no, I cannot just turn it off.
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If I do, none of the toilets will work.
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Which is ironic
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because it is basically a toilet
for birds...
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and me that one time.
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This is the firepit.
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Light that sucker up,
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stare into the flames and contemplate...
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why in the hell you all came up here
in the first place.
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Also, we have s'mores.
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Hey, Tammy, I'm just having a hard time
getting on the Wi-Fi.
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I just have to send
a quick e-mail for work.
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Okay, yeah,
this is gonna be a rough weekend
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if you have to do work stuff.
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The Wi-Fi here is very slow.
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So, you're just gonna have to talk
to each other.
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-Oh, good.
-While drinking a ton of wine.
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What could possibly go wrong?
245
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Just remember, guys, whatever gets said,
246
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it's probably
what the person has always felt,
247
00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:57,856
and the alcohol just let it out.
248
00:11:00,358 --> 00:11:02,861
You wanna see the view?
It's right through this gate.
249
00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:10,243
Holy triple fucks, this is heaven!
250
00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:12,162
Yeah, well, I didn't work my ass off
251
00:11:12,245 --> 00:11:14,539
to buy a house
on some shitscape property.
252
00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:15,707
-Wow.
-Yeah, that's fake.
253
00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:17,500
There's no way that's real.
It's too pretty.
254
00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:20,545
We should sleep out here one night,
under the stars.
255
00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:22,464
-Yeah.
-You know, like a camping slumber party.
256
00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:23,882
-Wouldn't that be fun?
-Yes!
257
00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:25,717
Oh, God. Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
258
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,510
I don't know if I want to, either.
259
00:11:27,594 --> 00:11:29,721
I have no place
to plug in my CPAP machine.
260
00:11:29,846 --> 00:11:30,889
Things we say now.
261
00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:34,517
What's everybody laughing at?
262
00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:38,188
Oh, it's just like our, you know,
"That's what she said."
263
00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:40,148
-You know, "Things we say now."
-Right.
264
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,107
So, like...
265
00:11:41,566 --> 00:11:43,360
"I gotta go tend my bees."
266
00:11:43,443 --> 00:11:44,778
Things we say now.
267
00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:47,113
I guess.
268
00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,824
Well, I say it,
'cause I got a bee farm, so...
269
00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:51,243
You make honey?
270
00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:52,911
No, I don't make honey.
271
00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,371
I get stung a lot.
272
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,831
But you develop an immunity to it.
273
00:11:56,998 --> 00:11:58,333
And almost a pleasure.
274
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:02,754
Well, you all obviously have
an entire haunted forest
275
00:12:02,837 --> 00:12:06,216
of toxic jibber-jabber
to get through, so I'm gonna skedaddle.
276
00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:08,343
-Okay, thank you.
-I have a question about the cleaning fee,
277
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,302
when you get a chance.
278
00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:10,345
-Love it.
-See you.
279
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,305
-What else do bees do?
-All right.
280
00:12:12,722 --> 00:12:15,392
Well, guys, you know what?
Even if we don't sleep out here,
281
00:12:15,475 --> 00:12:18,728
I love Naomi's idea of just, like,
hanging out and drinking wine.
282
00:12:19,062 --> 00:12:20,981
Just talking, connecting...
283
00:12:21,064 --> 00:12:22,065
-Yes, totally.
-Love it.
284
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:25,110
We are gonna do all of that.
All of that is baked into the itinerary.
285
00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:27,570
We're gonna lay around,
we're gonna drink wine,
286
00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:29,322
but first on the docket:
287
00:12:29,906 --> 00:12:31,908
"Unpack and unwind." For 20 minutes.
288
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:33,868
I'm setting a timer.
289
00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:35,662
Psych. But, no. But...
290
00:12:35,745 --> 00:12:36,746
I am...
291
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,373
Just take 20 minutes
292
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,625
'cause we have dinner reservations
at 7:15.
293
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:44,170
My God, she actually said,
"toxic jibber-jabber."
294
00:12:44,254 --> 00:12:45,130
Yes, she did.
295
00:12:45,213 --> 00:12:48,216
God, and what about those bees?
What, does she keep them as pets?
296
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,426
I gotta say something.
297
00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:51,219
I actually really resent it when people,
298
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:54,139
especially other women,
automatically assume,
299
00:12:54,222 --> 00:12:55,932
when they see a group of us,
that we're gonna fight.
300
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:58,268
-Yes.
-Oh, my gosh, when I was leaving the house
301
00:12:58,351 --> 00:13:01,730
for this trip, Brian's like,
"Oh, have fun crying with your ladies."
302
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:02,981
I was like...
303
00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,275
Anyway, you know,
he was just joking, of course, but--
304
00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:06,735
Brian and his jokes.
305
00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:08,987
-Yeah.
-I feel bad for Tammy, you know.
306
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:11,990
She clearly just hasn't had friends
like you in her life.
307
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:14,534
You know, we are so... lucky.
308
00:13:14,951 --> 00:13:16,536
I love you turkeys so much.
309
00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:18,997
-Oh, I love you, turkey.
-Love you, guys.
310
00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:21,708
So, how much further is this place,
anyway?
311
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,252
Sorry, I thought
it was a little more walkable.
312
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,462
Oh, well, I mean, I'm good.
313
00:13:25,545 --> 00:13:28,465
I got my comfy boots on, so...
No heels for me with my back.
314
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:31,801
You know you can heal your back
with your mind?
315
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:33,345
You know that's not true?
316
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:38,975
How you doing, Val, are you okay?
317
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:40,393
Yeah.
318
00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:42,562
Oh, you should see
what these new knees can do.
319
00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:43,855
Hold this for a second.
320
00:13:43,938 --> 00:13:44,939
Check this shit out.
321
00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:50,487
Holy... Wow, Val!
322
00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:53,823
Oh, shit!
323
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:55,700
Keep going, Val!
324
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,160
We'll catch up!
325
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,211
-Cheers, dears!
-Cheers!
326
00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:07,712
Love you.
327
00:14:07,837 --> 00:14:08,963
-Cheers!
-Hello, ladies!
328
00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:11,508
My name is Jade.
I'll be your server tonight.
329
00:14:11,591 --> 00:14:13,510
-Hi Jade.
-Hi.
330
00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:16,888
Jade, we're really hungry,
so we're gonna order really fast.
331
00:14:16,971 --> 00:14:19,099
And we know what we want,
so maybe you should get some water,
332
00:14:19,182 --> 00:14:21,017
and then I'll tell you
about our food allergies.
333
00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,185
Okay, sounds good.
334
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,021
Thank you, Jade.
And we appreciate you, Jade.
335
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,107
No prob.
336
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:31,111
-Am I saying her name too much?
-Yeah.
337
00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:33,988
Guys, I just heard myself talk. I'm sorry.
338
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:36,783
I know I get weird, bossy energy
on these trips.
339
00:14:36,866 --> 00:14:39,202
-No, you're fine
-Oh, my God. Not even.
340
00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:40,995
-Guys--
-You don't that much.
341
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,997
-You do not!
-I'm gonna try to rein it in.
342
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:45,417
I want this to go well,
and I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up.
343
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,002
Honey, it's so fun.
We're having such a good time.
344
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:50,505
You know what?
That's just great self-feedback.
345
00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:52,799
Thank you.
346
00:14:52,966 --> 00:14:55,343
Why are you saying "feedback"
all the time?
347
00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:57,929
It's this thing
I've been doing at my practice.
348
00:14:58,012 --> 00:14:59,514
It just provides an emotional buffer.
349
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:02,308
So, rather than just launch
into "your take" on something
350
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:03,726
or just give advice, you say,
351
00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:05,687
"May I offer you some feedback?"
352
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,604
Have you ever...
353
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:08,815
tried that feedback thing on Brian?
354
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:11,526
Well...
355
00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:15,196
May I offer you some feedback?
356
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,199
-Offer you some feedback-May I offer you some feedback?
357
00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:21,911
-Ready for some feedback-Feedback
358
00:15:22,537 --> 00:15:25,498
-Feedback!-Ready for some feedback!
359
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:26,749
That was good.
360
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,377
That is smoking!
361
00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:32,005
-...on the side.
-I'll share this with you.
362
00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:36,050
So, ladies, we have lavender popping corn,
363
00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:38,428
and beside that, there's a demi cruet
364
00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:41,347
of fleur de sel
for you to sprinkle on for a light zest.
365
00:15:41,431 --> 00:15:44,684
-This is such an interesting combination.
-That's not enough.
366
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,060
So, where are you guys all from?
367
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:49,397
We're from all over.
I'm originally from Chicago.
368
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,774
-We all met in Chicago--
-Oh, nice, cool.
369
00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,610
My ex-girlfriend just moved there,
370
00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:55,862
so I'm a little mad at Chicago
at the moment, but...
371
00:15:57,572 --> 00:15:58,698
All right, enjoy.
372
00:16:00,783 --> 00:16:02,619
Did you hear the "ex-girlfriend" thing?
373
00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:03,578
Jackpot.
374
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,080
Oh, sweet Jesus, I have service.
375
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,667
-Oh, yes.
-Oh, my God, yes.
376
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:12,754
Oh, no! They went bowling, you guys.
377
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,341
Adrian, comma...
378
00:16:16,424 --> 00:16:19,844
Find out how long I have to decide,
period.
379
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:20,929
My cat took her pill.
380
00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:23,848
I'm not understanding
this weekend deadline.
381
00:16:23,932 --> 00:16:26,518
Question mark,
exclamation point, send.
382
00:16:28,811 --> 00:16:31,022
Ladies, phones down.
383
00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:33,525
Come on. You know what?
We should be looking at each other.
384
00:16:33,608 --> 00:16:34,442
She's right.
385
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:35,401
Adrian, comma,
386
00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:38,238
the pressure to make
a show decision is not--
387
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,573
I'm sorry. No, I'll stop.
388
00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:41,491
No, stop!
389
00:16:41,574 --> 00:16:43,493
Siri, no, I'm dictating. Dic--
390
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:45,912
Dick-tasting.
391
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:47,497
What the hell is that?
392
00:16:47,664 --> 00:16:50,083
-She suggested "dick-tasting"?
-It's ridiculous.
393
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:55,463
-Rebecca!
-Guys! Not until Sunday!
394
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,132
I told you, I didn't want this to be
all about me this weekend.
395
00:16:58,216 --> 00:16:59,175
Everybody!
396
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:02,554
Happy, happy birthdayIt's your special day
397
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,764
Have a slice of pizzaWhat's your favorite way?
398
00:17:04,847 --> 00:17:06,057
-Hey!
-What's your favorite way?
399
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,100
Mushroom and peppers.
400
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:10,228
Mushroom and peppersMushroom and peppers
401
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:13,439
Mushroom and peppersMushroom and peppers, hey!
402
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,774
-Jade.
-Yeah?
403
00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:17,944
This is a song we used to sing
at the pizza place we used to work at.
404
00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,445
Antonio's.
405
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:21,239
Antonio's, hey!
406
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,075
And long story short,
we're giving you a huge tip.
407
00:17:24,158 --> 00:17:25,910
Hey, so what's
your favorite pizza topping?
408
00:17:25,994 --> 00:17:27,412
-I'm a vegan...
-She's a vegan.
409
00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:30,873
...so smoked tempeh and jalapeños.
410
00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:34,210
Smoked tempeh and jalapeñosSmoked tempeh and jalapeños
411
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:37,797
Smoked tempeh and jalapeñosSmoked tempeh and jalapeños
412
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,756
Yeah!
413
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,719
Ho ho ho! Merry Vagmas!
414
00:17:42,802 --> 00:17:44,429
-Merry Vagmas?
-And my name's...
415
00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:45,638
Dilda Claus!
416
00:17:45,722 --> 00:17:46,681
Oh, my!
417
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:49,017
Jolly old Saint Dick.
418
00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:52,103
The first one that gets a gift...
419
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:55,565
the biggest gift, is Naomi.
420
00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:58,192
-Thank you.
-Because she pushed out
421
00:17:58,401 --> 00:18:00,862
four beautiful, big babies.
422
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:01,904
This is true, I--
423
00:18:01,988 --> 00:18:04,907
So it's like ringing a bell,
right, Naomi? Enjoy.
424
00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:07,785
It is. It's like a wet paper bag
down there. Thank you.
425
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,371
This one, I call the "hush puppy."
426
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,374
You can sit on this one in a coffee shop.
427
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,792
Oh, my God.
428
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:16,419
You there, Abby!
429
00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:18,755
-Who, me?
-I have heard that you don't care
430
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:20,006
for a wasted moment.
431
00:18:20,089 --> 00:18:22,008
-Wow.
-So, yours has a timer.
432
00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:23,676
No!
433
00:18:24,177 --> 00:18:26,929
Now, this one here is for you, Catherine,
434
00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:29,390
and it's called "The Executive."
435
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:32,935
Make less deals and more squeals.
436
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:36,064
Don't turn your bedroom
into the boardroom.
437
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:40,360
This is for the CE-Oh!
438
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:43,529
Here we go.
439
00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:49,118
Finally, the pénis de résistance.
440
00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:52,288
-Look at this little soldier.
-Oh, no!
441
00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,791
This is expensive,
442
00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:57,877
and this is cheap as shit
from the dollar store.
443
00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:00,296
So, remove hat before use.
444
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,800
It also vibrates to the birthday song.
Listen.
445
00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,473
Happy birthday...
446
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,892
I mean, I don't wanna say it was
the best time of my life
447
00:19:12,975 --> 00:19:14,894
'cause that's, you know, sad. But...
448
00:19:16,729 --> 00:19:18,356
it was the best time of my life.
449
00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:19,565
Well, life is real.
450
00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:22,151
And we were like...
451
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:26,155
We were like sisters in the trenches.
452
00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:28,241
Like, the pizza trenches.
453
00:19:28,574 --> 00:19:30,660
-We were so brave.
-We were so brave.
454
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,251
Did you just burp or fart?
455
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:40,378
A little of both, I fear.
456
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:45,508
I love that necklace.
457
00:19:45,591 --> 00:19:46,592
Oh, thank you.
458
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:49,887
It's vintage. From my vintage store.
459
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,724
-You have a vintage store?
-I do.
460
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:55,059
-And you live in Portland?
-I do.
461
00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:56,728
Okay. Fuck, man,
462
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:59,063
you are officially the coolest person
I know.
463
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:02,817
Fuck, man, come to Portland.
There are so many of me.
464
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:04,902
I doubt that.
465
00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:07,405
-You know what I'm scared of, though?
-What?
466
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,991
I hope these napkins aren't haunted.
467
00:20:14,704 --> 00:20:16,164
That's amazing.
468
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,628
Oh, you're so fucking funny, I can't--
469
00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:25,798
Oh, I'm funny,
that's how I... get the ladies.
470
00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:27,633
I do a lot of napkin tricks.
471
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:28,926
Wait.
472
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:31,512
-Okay.
-Oh.
473
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:32,513
-I'm sorry.
-What?
474
00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:34,974
-I have to do this. I'm an artist.
-Yeah?
475
00:20:35,349 --> 00:20:36,476
Can I take your picture?
476
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,228
You just--
You look really good in this light.
477
00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:40,146
-Really?
-Yeah.
478
00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,899
-Sure, you can take my picture.
-Okay, great.
479
00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:44,692
I'll take the glasses off.
480
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:45,777
Okay...
481
00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:52,241
Check it. I put this...
482
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:55,411
-cool filter on it.
-Oh, that's really nice.
483
00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:57,413
-Do you like it?
-I like that.
484
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,374
Here, I'll send it to you.
Put in your number.
485
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:01,667
Okay.
486
00:21:02,919 --> 00:21:04,462
You're not gonna believe
who's in this restaurant.
487
00:21:04,921 --> 00:21:06,297
-You'll never guess.
-Cher?
488
00:21:06,547 --> 00:21:08,090
-No, guess again.
-Dua Lipa?
489
00:21:08,174 --> 00:21:09,175
Who?
490
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,760
-Hillary Clinton?
-Better!
491
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:12,428
Childish Gambino?
492
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:13,638
ASAP Rocky?
493
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:15,556
Is that the one with the dollar sign S?
494
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,641
No, that's Ke$ha.
495
00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:17,558
It's Keesha.
496
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:18,476
-Is it?
-Yeah.
497
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:21,187
-Holy shit, Keesha's here?
-No, ready?
498
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,314
Brené Brown.
499
00:21:23,856 --> 00:21:25,566
Brené Brown?
500
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:26,901
Wait, who is Brené Brown?
501
00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:29,737
Brené Brown, she did the famous TED Talk
about vulnerability.
502
00:21:30,029 --> 00:21:31,823
She's a researcher-storyteller...
503
00:21:31,948 --> 00:21:34,367
Shame, "courage is contagious,"
504
00:21:34,617 --> 00:21:37,328
Oprah's SuperSoul Conversations, nothing?
505
00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:40,915
-No, is she famous?
-Yeah, but she doesn't care about that.
506
00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:42,917
Okay, that tracks, I get that.
507
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,086
We get famous people in here
all the time.
508
00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:46,420
Do you know who was in here last week?
509
00:21:46,504 --> 00:21:48,172
-Who?
-Future.
510
00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:51,759
-Wait, did I just miss a bunch of words?
-Future?
511
00:21:52,051 --> 00:21:53,845
Is the past coming next week?
512
00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:57,306
Holy shit, you guys, let's go meet Brené!
513
00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,685
Let's not bug her.
514
00:22:01,727 --> 00:22:02,812
Let's let her be.
515
00:22:04,188 --> 00:22:06,774
Hey, Ms. Brené, we're so sorry
to interrupt your dinner.
516
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,485
-It's my birthday--
-Look at your skin. It's like marzipan.
517
00:22:09,569 --> 00:22:11,445
We just have like ten or 15 questions
for you.
518
00:22:11,821 --> 00:22:13,531
What's the difference between
braving the wilderness
519
00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:15,825
-and becoming the wilderness?
-Comfort transformation...
520
00:22:15,908 --> 00:22:17,702
How, when... and why?
521
00:22:17,785 --> 00:22:20,872
How can I be generous
in my assumptions of others
522
00:22:21,038 --> 00:22:22,790
-when I hate most people?
-Good one.
523
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,835
Here's the thing. We can't be generous
toward other people...
524
00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,211
without boundaries.
525
00:22:27,295 --> 00:22:28,880
-Yes, Brené, yes.
-Boom!
526
00:22:29,005 --> 00:22:31,007
-Boom on the boundaries.
-So, boundaries.
527
00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:33,676
-Boundaries, that means--
-Oh, my God. Message received.
528
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:36,220
-I'm sorry. I didn't even want to come.
-Got it, we'll come back later.
529
00:22:36,304 --> 00:22:37,263
What a thrill.
530
00:22:37,346 --> 00:22:40,308
Give me your hand, darling
531
00:22:40,641 --> 00:22:44,353
Do you feel my heart beating?
532
00:22:44,478 --> 00:22:47,648
Do you understand?
533
00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:50,067
Do you feel the same?
534
00:22:50,484 --> 00:22:54,780
Am I only dreaming?
535
00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:58,159
Is this burning
536
00:22:58,242 --> 00:23:04,540
An eternal flame?
537
00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:07,293
I don't know.
538
00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:14,800
Oh, fuck Ronald McDonald
for making Filet-O-Fish.
539
00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:17,261
Fuck him ten ways from Sunday.
540
00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:21,474
Everybody get their stretchy clothes on,
'cause we're gonna keep this party going!
541
00:23:30,107 --> 00:23:31,692
Okay, ladies...
542
00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:35,863
Gorgeous gaggle, sexy klatch, welcome...
543
00:23:36,614 --> 00:23:38,449
to the next chapter of your evening.
544
00:23:38,824 --> 00:23:41,327
Is it too early or too late
to have a next chapter?
545
00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:44,830
-I feel like it's already tomorrow night.
-Hold up. What is that?
546
00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:47,249
-What is that?
-Molly.
547
00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:50,670
Okay, seriously, before you get all weird
and judge me and stuff like that,
548
00:23:50,753 --> 00:23:53,839
I heard this super interesting podcast
on microdosing.
549
00:23:53,923 --> 00:23:57,551
Do you know about this? Okay?
So, we take a really small amount of MDMA,
550
00:23:57,677 --> 00:24:00,012
and, apparently,
it can create this common experience
551
00:24:00,096 --> 00:24:01,722
that's, like, super bonding.
552
00:24:01,931 --> 00:24:03,391
Okay, I'm listening.
553
00:24:03,474 --> 00:24:06,894
Anyway, so...
we... are doing molly tonight.
554
00:24:07,144 --> 00:24:10,106
I hear you,
but I don't think we are gonna do it.
555
00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:11,899
So, we're gonna do coke?
556
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,985
No, it's like Ecstasy.
557
00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:16,112
Like... MDMA.
558
00:24:16,195 --> 00:24:18,656
I thought MDMA was that extreme fighting.
559
00:24:19,281 --> 00:24:21,033
Wait, do they do coke and then they fight?
560
00:24:21,117 --> 00:24:22,535
You guys, it's molly.
561
00:24:22,618 --> 00:24:25,621
I mean, I wanna, yes-and this,
but I'm just wondering,
562
00:24:25,705 --> 00:24:28,374
how does molly interact
with the drugs I'm currently taking?
563
00:24:28,582 --> 00:24:31,043
'Cause right now, I'm on Levothroid
and melatonin.
564
00:24:31,669 --> 00:24:34,005
-Things we say now.
-For reals, though.
565
00:24:34,338 --> 00:24:36,590
I'm on Wellbutrin and Farxiga.
566
00:24:36,841 --> 00:24:39,176
I think it's fine. I'm on Fluoxetine
and the Mirena IUD,
567
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,262
and I think it's gonna be totally fine.
I really do.
568
00:24:41,345 --> 00:24:42,596
Guys, I'm on all kinds of stuff.
569
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,515
Zoloft, Singulair...
570
00:24:44,974 --> 00:24:48,227
Raw Calcium,
black cohosh for night sweats, Zantac...
571
00:24:48,644 --> 00:24:52,023
Mykonos, Who-you-gonna-call-trex,
Queef-a-tram.
572
00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:55,568
Cath, I think what we're all trying to say
is maybe this isn't that kind of trip.
573
00:24:55,943 --> 00:24:57,236
You know what I mean, like...
574
00:24:57,361 --> 00:25:01,449
You know, we have a big day tomorrow,
and this is a marathon, it's not a sprint.
575
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,367
I thought it was a birthday weekend.
576
00:25:03,993 --> 00:25:04,827
Well...
577
00:25:05,411 --> 00:25:06,370
Oh, okay.
578
00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:08,706
It's... totally...
579
00:25:08,789 --> 00:25:10,416
It's Rebecca's birthday. Anyway...
580
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:13,169
you should download the podcast.
It's super interesting.
581
00:25:13,252 --> 00:25:14,712
It's this amazing TED Talk, actually.
582
00:25:14,795 --> 00:25:16,756
-It sounds amazing.
-I mean, I would do the podcast.
583
00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,215
I'd love to listen to the podcast.
584
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:21,260
-I feel bad. I'm sorry.
-No, don't be sad.
585
00:25:21,343 --> 00:25:22,553
-No, it's fine.
-Know what? Apparently,
586
00:25:22,636 --> 00:25:24,680
we're just not that interested
in doing drugs.
587
00:25:25,431 --> 00:25:28,309
Except for the thousands of drugs
we just listed.
588
00:25:28,517 --> 00:25:30,269
I did Molly in college, but...
589
00:25:30,686 --> 00:25:32,229
she went back to her boyfriend.
590
00:25:34,023 --> 00:25:35,483
-Let's dance it out.
-Let's dance.
591
00:25:35,566 --> 00:25:39,945
-Dance it out!
-Dancing's my job.
592
00:25:40,029 --> 00:25:42,615
-What should our first song be?
-First song...
593
00:25:43,449 --> 00:25:46,952
"Sweet Child o' Mine," Guns N' Roses,
then we'll cascade into "Paradise City."
594
00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,330
Anything from the Xanadu soundtrack,
595
00:25:49,413 --> 00:25:51,499
-anything from Flashdance soundtrack.
-Yeah.
596
00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:53,084
I don't want any
Quentin Tarantino soundtracks.
597
00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:54,001
-Never.
-I'm done.
598
00:26:03,177 --> 00:26:04,678
Let's do a whole classic rock.
599
00:26:04,762 --> 00:26:06,430
Let's do Boston, Styx,
600
00:26:06,847 --> 00:26:08,766
Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd.
601
00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:10,726
"Tuesday's Gone," no "Sweet Home Alabama."
602
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:12,436
Never. Kid Rock ruined it.
603
00:26:18,317 --> 00:26:21,070
-Natalie Merchant?
-Natalie Merchant, yes.
604
00:26:21,153 --> 00:26:23,405
-Lauryn Hill?
-Lauryn Hill, a hundred percent.
605
00:26:23,572 --> 00:26:25,616
-Bless it. What happened to her?
-Yeah, I don't know.
606
00:26:25,699 --> 00:26:27,535
She didn't pay her taxes. She went crazy.
607
00:26:37,419 --> 00:26:39,338
I think we should not play anything...
608
00:26:39,547 --> 00:26:40,923
later than "Hey Ya!"
609
00:26:41,882 --> 00:26:43,592
-Nothing current.
-Nothing current.
610
00:26:43,884 --> 00:26:45,469
-All right.
-Not tonight.
611
00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:00,359
Do you know what?
612
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:04,697
I wished Prince's ghost...
613
00:27:06,282 --> 00:27:07,199
would come back...
614
00:27:07,908 --> 00:27:11,871
and... serenade me
for like two whole hours...
615
00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:14,456
and then make sweet love to me.
616
00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:15,833
Yeah, no shit.
617
00:27:17,543 --> 00:27:19,128
He fucking glided
618
00:27:19,211 --> 00:27:22,548
into that elevator in Paisley Park,
and that fucking door closed...
619
00:27:22,965 --> 00:27:23,883
And then, poof.
620
00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:25,509
Where's my baby?
621
00:27:25,676 --> 00:27:28,345
-Where's my Prince?
-Beautiful-ass Prince.
622
00:27:28,512 --> 00:27:30,639
I love my husband and shit, but, like...
623
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,225
that's the love of my life.
624
00:27:33,475 --> 00:27:35,561
He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn.
625
00:27:36,395 --> 00:27:37,563
What was his pain?
626
00:27:38,564 --> 00:27:39,440
His hips.
627
00:27:39,523 --> 00:27:40,482
Oh, God, yeah.
628
00:27:41,483 --> 00:27:44,904
And who knows, you know? Life ain't easy.
629
00:27:44,987 --> 00:27:45,821
No.
630
00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:50,159
I feel like...
the universe is saying it to me.
631
00:27:50,242 --> 00:27:51,785
I hear the universe saying...
632
00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:54,705
"Your heroes are dying.
633
00:27:56,248 --> 00:27:57,333
You're getting old."
634
00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,377
-Dying is my worst fear.
-Same.
635
00:28:01,045 --> 00:28:03,088
I swear to God. If anything....
636
00:28:04,423 --> 00:28:05,424
happened to me...
637
00:28:06,508 --> 00:28:09,678
I just think about my poor kids.
638
00:28:10,387 --> 00:28:11,263
Like...
639
00:28:14,183 --> 00:28:15,392
My babies.
640
00:28:15,976 --> 00:28:18,771
-You know? Like, no one's...
-I know.
641
00:28:19,688 --> 00:28:21,440
No one's gonna love my babies...
642
00:28:21,774 --> 00:28:22,608
like I do.
643
00:28:23,025 --> 00:28:25,527
They're your sweet peas.
But I'm gonna tell you something.
644
00:28:25,611 --> 00:28:27,613
Remember, how Prince would throw
his guitar up in the air,
645
00:28:27,696 --> 00:28:29,031
and his guitar tech...
646
00:28:29,657 --> 00:28:32,368
would always catch the guitar
after a mind-blowing solo?
647
00:28:32,451 --> 00:28:33,285
Yeah.
648
00:28:34,578 --> 00:28:36,580
I'm... that person for you.
649
00:28:36,789 --> 00:28:38,832
I'll catch your guitar. Every time.
650
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:40,709
I will always catch...
651
00:28:41,085 --> 00:28:46,340
your motherfucking guitar,
'cause you... are my... rock.
652
00:28:46,548 --> 00:28:48,717
I'm here for you. I'm your Apollonia.
653
00:28:49,301 --> 00:28:50,886
I'm your Vanity.
654
00:28:51,136 --> 00:28:52,888
-I love you.
-I love you.
655
00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,349
Will you marry me?
656
00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:57,935
Yeah.
657
00:29:04,191 --> 00:29:08,737
I want us now to actually take a lookat the word "microdosing."
658
00:29:08,988 --> 00:29:12,700
"Mi." My experience, my emotions.
659
00:29:13,325 --> 00:29:16,203
"C." I am now going to see.
660
00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:18,789
I feel it in my emotions.
661
00:29:19,206 --> 00:29:20,624
There are different lakes.
662
00:29:20,749 --> 00:29:25,587
"Ro." Rowing your mental boatdown a different stream.
663
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,285
Shit! Fuck! Who the fuck are you?
664
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:41,914
It's okay, I'm Devon.
I'm a nice person, I'm nice.
665
00:30:42,122 --> 00:30:44,124
-I'm allowed to--
-What is that?
666
00:30:44,249 --> 00:30:48,295
That's a squid...
for the paella I'm prepping.
667
00:30:49,505 --> 00:30:51,673
Did Tammy not tell you
I come with the house?
668
00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:54,968
No, she gave us the full download
on the toilet fountain,
669
00:30:55,344 --> 00:30:56,845
but she forgot to mention you.
670
00:30:57,471 --> 00:30:59,515
I don't know
what I was planning to do with this.
671
00:30:59,598 --> 00:31:00,808
-What's going on?
-Oh, my God.
672
00:31:01,141 --> 00:31:03,352
-Who is this asshole?
-This is...
673
00:31:05,479 --> 00:31:07,940
-Who are you?
-I'm Devon.
674
00:31:08,524 --> 00:31:09,942
I come with the house.
675
00:31:10,025 --> 00:31:12,403
Think of me as your driver,
your tour guide, your chef.
676
00:31:12,486 --> 00:31:14,154
I'm sorry I wasn't here,
by the way, yesterday.
677
00:31:14,238 --> 00:31:16,407
I was down in Bodega Bay,
spearing this little guy.
678
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,158
Devon is making...
679
00:31:19,284 --> 00:31:21,703
-What are you making?
-My famous paella.
680
00:31:22,121 --> 00:31:23,956
Sorry, let me just grab this.
681
00:31:24,039 --> 00:31:25,707
-Oh, God.
-It's kind of a process.
682
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,419
It takes a long time,
so I like to get a jump start on it.
683
00:31:28,544 --> 00:31:31,255
Look at that thing. It's beautiful.
I mean, that is beautiful.
684
00:31:31,964 --> 00:31:32,881
You hear that?
685
00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:37,636
Squid or cuttlefish?
What do you think this is?
686
00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,304
-God, that smells.
-It's a cuttlefish.
687
00:31:39,388 --> 00:31:41,306
A cuttlefish is a little bit different
than their cousins,
688
00:31:41,390 --> 00:31:44,601
but this has, actually,
what's called a cuttlebone inside of it.
689
00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:47,438
And... squid is faster as a predator.
690
00:31:47,646 --> 00:31:50,357
You're gonna see,
it takes on the flavor like a mother.
691
00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:52,317
I mean, it's really sweet.
692
00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:54,236
It wants to be flavored,
693
00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:57,573
and it's actually
a more traditional seafood protein
694
00:31:57,656 --> 00:31:59,700
to put in paella with the rice--
695
00:31:59,783 --> 00:32:01,869
-Could you put that on ice, please?
-Yeah, absolutely.
696
00:32:01,952 --> 00:32:04,455
Ladies, if there is anything
that you need, let me know.
697
00:32:04,538 --> 00:32:05,414
Anything at all.
698
00:32:05,664 --> 00:32:06,915
Because, as always...
699
00:32:09,585 --> 00:32:11,503
it's an amazing day in wine country.
700
00:32:12,171 --> 00:32:13,088
No, it's not.
701
00:32:13,172 --> 00:32:15,340
Oh, yeah, Devon, can you do me a favor?
702
00:32:15,424 --> 00:32:16,550
Can you help me...
703
00:32:17,176 --> 00:32:19,511
with the wind chimes
over the ceramic frogs?
704
00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:22,389
'Cause they're all tangled
in the dream catchers,
705
00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:23,974
and the sound has been keeping us up
all night.
706
00:32:24,057 --> 00:32:26,477
God damn it. I'm so sorry.
Sleep is so important.
707
00:32:27,644 --> 00:32:30,105
-Show me.
-There was a really loud bird out here.
708
00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:31,815
So sorry to hear. I'll shut these later.
709
00:32:31,899 --> 00:32:33,567
Do you have a key, or how did you get in?
710
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:35,277
Hey, how we feeling, ladies?
711
00:32:41,450 --> 00:32:43,076
I feel like hot garbage.
712
00:32:44,161 --> 00:32:45,537
Should we make coffee?
713
00:32:46,914 --> 00:32:47,748
Yeah.
714
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,251
What the fuck is this?
715
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:54,671
That's...
716
00:32:55,464 --> 00:32:57,841
That's seafood from... Devon.
717
00:32:58,550 --> 00:33:00,511
-Who's Devon?
-He comes with the house.
718
00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:09,811
Do we...
719
00:33:11,313 --> 00:33:13,815
-hit the button?
-Gotta push the button.
720
00:33:14,733 --> 00:33:17,569
-Should I push the button?
-Or I could do it.
721
00:33:19,071 --> 00:33:22,658
Wait, did you already take a shower,
or are you about to take a shower?
722
00:33:24,117 --> 00:33:24,993
What?
723
00:33:26,453 --> 00:33:27,287
I don't know.
724
00:33:32,167 --> 00:33:35,045
Does this house have a tea thingy? Like...
725
00:33:37,172 --> 00:33:38,632
You know what I mean, like...
726
00:33:40,175 --> 00:33:41,969
Like a hot water source.
727
00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:44,680
-A kettle!
-Kettle.
728
00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:45,597
A kettle.
729
00:33:45,847 --> 00:33:47,349
Man, I am not doing great.
730
00:33:49,101 --> 00:33:50,852
Yeah, what did I say last night?
731
00:33:50,978 --> 00:33:53,981
I feel like I went on and on
about... somebody's mom.
732
00:33:54,314 --> 00:33:56,567
Oh, wait, did everyone hang out
after I went to bed?
733
00:33:57,067 --> 00:33:58,694
Are there any inside jokes
I should get caught up on?
734
00:33:58,777 --> 00:34:00,028
No, we all went to bed.
735
00:34:02,239 --> 00:34:03,615
Devon breaks in at 7:00 a.m.,
736
00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:05,909
-but now he rings the doorbell?
-Who's Devon?
737
00:34:05,993 --> 00:34:06,868
He comes with the house.
738
00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:09,246
It's the tarot card reader.
739
00:34:09,997 --> 00:34:10,872
The what?
740
00:34:10,956 --> 00:34:13,083
-Oh, no!
-On the itinerary.
741
00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,795
Maybe she can get the coffee to work.
742
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,797
Her name's... Lady Sunshine.
743
00:34:19,339 --> 00:34:20,882
Hi, you must be Lady--
744
00:34:20,966 --> 00:34:23,051
This house was impossible to find.
745
00:34:24,011 --> 00:34:25,137
Not marked.
746
00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:27,222
I'm a psychic, not Magellan.
747
00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:28,724
Oh, boy.
748
00:34:29,474 --> 00:34:31,435
Okay, when I figure out
where I'm gonna place myself,
749
00:34:31,518 --> 00:34:33,812
I'm gonna need you to put this somewhere
where I can see it.
750
00:34:33,895 --> 00:34:34,730
Okay.
751
00:34:34,813 --> 00:34:35,647
No.
752
00:34:37,316 --> 00:34:39,443
We're gonna have to smudge
the heck out of this space.
753
00:34:40,068 --> 00:34:41,820
The juju es no bueno.
754
00:34:42,779 --> 00:34:45,157
Honey, take this...
755
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,744
and go all around the room with it,
really wave it around.
756
00:34:50,662 --> 00:34:52,623
-Don't be shy.
-Okay.
757
00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:56,960
Okay, smudging not working.
758
00:34:57,044 --> 00:34:59,171
We're gonna have to go
to a different room.
759
00:34:59,504 --> 00:35:01,632
One that is not contaminated.
760
00:35:01,798 --> 00:35:03,592
-Preferably...
-Just let it go...
761
00:35:03,675 --> 00:35:05,344
if I may offer some feedback.
762
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,846
Are you ready for some feedback?
763
00:35:08,055 --> 00:35:09,097
Oh, no.
764
00:35:09,598 --> 00:35:11,016
Are you a singing group?
765
00:35:11,516 --> 00:35:13,101
No, just friends.
766
00:35:17,981 --> 00:35:18,899
We'll see.
767
00:35:20,484 --> 00:35:21,526
The Chariot.
768
00:35:23,153 --> 00:35:26,281
Oh, my God,
that would make a beautiful tattoo.
769
00:35:29,076 --> 00:35:31,703
The Chariot is a very positive card...
770
00:35:31,995 --> 00:35:32,829
Oh, really?
771
00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:35,248
...when it's right-side up.
Yours is upside down.
772
00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,542
The upside-down Chariot...
773
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:40,796
tells me that you're being dragged
through time with no control
774
00:35:40,879 --> 00:35:42,714
over where life is taking you.
775
00:35:43,006 --> 00:35:45,008
A big change has upended you.
776
00:35:46,093 --> 00:35:47,010
You're free-falling.
777
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,013
You're killing yourself staying busy,
778
00:35:50,305 --> 00:35:51,890
because if you don't, you feel...
779
00:35:52,224 --> 00:35:54,643
as if you will literally break apart.
780
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,938
It'd still make a killer tattoo.
781
00:36:00,065 --> 00:36:00,941
Who's next?
782
00:36:03,652 --> 00:36:04,611
That's not good.
783
00:36:07,072 --> 00:36:08,448
The Five of Pentacles.
784
00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:12,661
Many say this card signifies
financial loss, poverty.
785
00:36:13,161 --> 00:36:15,706
Well, I'm lucky
'cause I'm very comfortable,
786
00:36:15,789 --> 00:36:19,292
but I do have an opportunity
I would love to ask you about.
787
00:36:19,376 --> 00:36:22,254
It's... a TV job.
788
00:36:23,171 --> 00:36:24,965
I wonder what the card says about that.
789
00:36:26,341 --> 00:36:27,384
May I continue?
790
00:36:28,468 --> 00:36:29,302
Yeah, of course.
791
00:36:29,594 --> 00:36:33,140
Many say that this card signifies
financial loss, poverty.
792
00:36:33,348 --> 00:36:34,933
-Okay.
-But not me.
793
00:36:35,016 --> 00:36:35,851
She flipped it.
794
00:36:35,934 --> 00:36:40,105
I find that the Five of Pentacles points
to emotional poverty.
795
00:36:43,358 --> 00:36:45,026
So, nothing about the TV show?
796
00:36:49,281 --> 00:36:50,240
The Fool.
797
00:36:51,408 --> 00:36:53,368
You want a tattoo of this one as well?
798
00:36:56,413 --> 00:36:57,789
I liked the Chariot better.
799
00:36:57,873 --> 00:37:01,460
The Fool represents new beginnings,
optimism.
800
00:37:02,252 --> 00:37:04,463
Man, I'm really ready to meet somebody.
801
00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:07,841
Well, the Fool has difficulty seizing
on new opportunities
802
00:37:07,924 --> 00:37:10,469
because they're too focused
on the needs of others.
803
00:37:11,887 --> 00:37:14,431
Are you saying I should put my knees...
804
00:37:14,848 --> 00:37:16,933
before others' needs?
805
00:37:23,064 --> 00:37:24,065
They laughed.
806
00:37:24,691 --> 00:37:25,650
Next.
807
00:37:29,362 --> 00:37:30,363
The Devil.
808
00:37:30,822 --> 00:37:33,909
The Devil represents the violent forces
of nature
809
00:37:33,992 --> 00:37:36,077
that can strain you-- Where did she go?
810
00:37:36,203 --> 00:37:37,746
I don't think this is her jam.
811
00:37:37,829 --> 00:37:39,581
I don't think this is anyone's jam.
812
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:42,417
Death.
813
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:44,795
-Fuck me!
-Jesus Christ!
814
00:37:45,253 --> 00:37:47,547
-You're fired!
-No, I love this card,
815
00:37:47,631 --> 00:37:50,592
because people always think
that this is a very negative card.
816
00:37:50,675 --> 00:37:53,094
They're scared of it.
But the Death card actually indicates
817
00:37:53,178 --> 00:37:54,846
a time of transformation.
818
00:37:55,138 --> 00:37:57,974
The death of the old you
to make way for the new.
819
00:37:58,350 --> 00:37:59,810
A metamorphosis.
820
00:37:59,893 --> 00:38:01,686
You're ready to become a butterfly.
821
00:38:02,729 --> 00:38:04,815
But it can also mean death is coming.
822
00:38:07,692 --> 00:38:08,527
Okay.
823
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,240
The Wheel of Fortune.
824
00:38:14,032 --> 00:38:15,784
Wheel... of...
825
00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:18,411
-For--
-The Wheel represents life cycles.
826
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,205
A turning point.
827
00:38:20,914 --> 00:38:23,667
-The big change is coming.
-Her 50th birthday.
828
00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:25,418
Half a century.
829
00:38:27,254 --> 00:38:28,255
That's a long time.
830
00:38:29,214 --> 00:38:30,298
Fifty years of age.
831
00:38:30,966 --> 00:38:33,635
And see how Lady Fortuna
is just standing here,
832
00:38:33,718 --> 00:38:35,679
in the middle of this wheel of change?
833
00:38:35,762 --> 00:38:37,472
-She is unmoving.
-All right, yeah.
834
00:38:37,556 --> 00:38:40,517
Right. Tranquil, peaceful.
835
00:38:40,809 --> 00:38:42,686
Over, done.
836
00:38:44,563 --> 00:38:46,147
And now, for the group reading.
837
00:38:46,439 --> 00:38:48,817
You know, no.
I think this is when we say goodbye.
838
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,402
-Yeah, I'm doing--
-I've gotta...
839
00:38:50,485 --> 00:38:51,862
-Yeah, we're done.
-Me, too.
840
00:38:54,155 --> 00:38:55,740
Yeah, you're right. Never mind.
841
00:38:55,824 --> 00:38:57,409
Wait, why? What does it say?
842
00:38:58,493 --> 00:38:59,411
Is it bad?
843
00:39:00,078 --> 00:39:02,622
The garden looks like a winner.
844
00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:06,835
Usually, yes, but not when it's sandwiched
between the snakes and the rocks.
845
00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:09,713
You see, the fighting snakes show me...
846
00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:12,507
that you all surround yourselves
with battles.
847
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:17,178
People who have been intertwined
and dueling for thousands of years.
848
00:39:18,054 --> 00:39:22,017
You need to help shed the tough skins
that have built up over time...
849
00:39:22,350 --> 00:39:24,060
if you are to remain friends.
850
00:39:24,769 --> 00:39:25,896
A lot of secrets.
851
00:39:26,688 --> 00:39:28,398
Many things unspoken.
852
00:39:28,732 --> 00:39:29,983
And you see the space?
853
00:39:30,358 --> 00:39:32,027
No one's as close as they think.
854
00:39:32,527 --> 00:39:34,738
And you see here, with the river stones?
855
00:39:35,196 --> 00:39:39,200
They're gems. They used to be dynamic
and many-faceted.
856
00:39:39,534 --> 00:39:41,411
And they have been worn over time.
857
00:39:41,578 --> 00:39:44,581
And now, they're smooth and dull...
858
00:39:45,457 --> 00:39:46,374
aged.
859
00:39:49,461 --> 00:39:51,212
From one old lady to another...
860
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:53,798
get over all your shit,
861
00:39:54,466 --> 00:39:56,384
'cause it is later than you think.
862
00:40:05,685 --> 00:40:07,771
That'll be $475.
863
00:40:09,314 --> 00:40:11,775
Hello, this is Oliviafrom Dr. Melton's office
864
00:40:11,858 --> 00:40:13,777
calling to let you know that the results--
865
00:40:14,903 --> 00:40:16,154
Move it or lose it. I'm up.
866
00:40:16,237 --> 00:40:18,114
Got it.
Don't wanna fuck up that itinerary.
867
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:19,532
We got our marching orders.
868
00:40:20,116 --> 00:40:20,992
Hey, oh.
869
00:40:26,331 --> 00:40:27,874
Sorry, is this any better?
870
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,252
So, what's going on with the offer?
Is it any-- Hello?
871
00:40:32,295 --> 00:40:33,129
Hello?
872
00:40:33,672 --> 00:40:35,715
Shitballs! Hello?
873
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,550
-Hello? Shit, fuck!
-Sorry.
874
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:40,971
Not being nosy, just wanted
to bring some of my hangover cure.
875
00:40:41,388 --> 00:40:42,681
Oh, thanks.
876
00:40:42,764 --> 00:40:45,517
Oh, and some of my edible soaps
for you, too.
877
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,559
Sorry, I...
878
00:40:47,352 --> 00:40:50,522
I know I should be enjoying myself
and not stressing about work.
879
00:40:50,772 --> 00:40:52,148
Hey, I'm not judging.
880
00:40:52,482 --> 00:40:57,070
Owning and managing five properties
has its share of shit-fuck days for sure.
881
00:40:57,821 --> 00:41:00,490
But I bet you get to meet
a lot of interesting people, so...
882
00:41:01,616 --> 00:41:04,160
No. No, you'd be surprised.
883
00:41:04,285 --> 00:41:05,537
People are all the same.
884
00:41:07,622 --> 00:41:09,374
I go whole days without speaking.
885
00:41:11,292 --> 00:41:13,294
Better get to the wine tasting, so...
886
00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,673
A little advice for today.
887
00:41:17,549 --> 00:41:20,427
If you or anyone around you
starts a sentence with:
888
00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:23,054
"Can I just say something?"
stop right there.
889
00:41:23,138 --> 00:41:25,015
Okay, I will keep that in mind, thank you.
890
00:41:25,432 --> 00:41:26,266
Try the juice.
891
00:41:33,106 --> 00:41:36,735
It's got kind of a garbage flavor,
but the soap helps with the aftertaste.
892
00:41:38,403 --> 00:41:39,821
-Edible?
-Seventy percent.
893
00:41:46,202 --> 00:41:48,121
I can still taste the soap a little bit.
894
00:41:48,788 --> 00:41:50,999
It's just in your head.
It's 'cause of the shape.
895
00:41:51,249 --> 00:41:53,585
Now, as you can see,
this little beauty is quite spacious
896
00:41:53,668 --> 00:41:56,671
and does come
with four-by-four off-road capability.
897
00:41:56,838 --> 00:41:59,090
So, if you see some beautiful spot,
and you say to yourself:
898
00:41:59,174 --> 00:42:01,259
"I'd like to get up close and personal
with that vista,
899
00:42:01,342 --> 00:42:04,554
but the terrain is clearly a no-go,"
think again. I got you.
900
00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:06,097
Yeah, we got it, man.
901
00:42:06,181 --> 00:42:08,475
This van has everything here.
We've got seats like...
902
00:42:08,558 --> 00:42:10,977
-Who is this guy again?
-Abby's worst nightmare.
903
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:14,272
...cup holders,
really nice adjustable air and fan,
904
00:42:14,355 --> 00:42:16,441
safety lights, emergency kit--
905
00:42:16,524 --> 00:42:18,401
Okay, let's get driving.
906
00:42:18,693 --> 00:42:20,820
We have a birthday we need to celebrate.
907
00:42:22,238 --> 00:42:24,365
How old are you turning, little mama, 21?
908
00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:26,743
Devon, it's none of your business.
909
00:42:26,951 --> 00:42:30,246
No, you know, I'm not ashamed to say,
actually, I am turning 50 tomorrow.
910
00:42:31,206 --> 00:42:32,082
Yeah!
911
00:42:32,373 --> 00:42:35,210
Great, yeah... You say it, sister!
912
00:42:35,376 --> 00:42:36,628
Okay, can we go?
913
00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:37,587
All right.
914
00:42:39,005 --> 00:42:41,216
Birthday to you
915
00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:44,010
Your birthday
916
00:42:47,806 --> 00:42:50,558
Overshot it. I hear things a touch sharp.
917
00:42:50,892 --> 00:42:52,393
Devon, let's go.
918
00:42:52,477 --> 00:42:53,436
-Yeah. Here we go.
-Okay.
919
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,107
Hold that for a moment, would you?
All right, 10-4, captain.
920
00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:01,319
So, ladies,
a little early history of the Napa Valley.
921
00:43:01,402 --> 00:43:05,740
The first official winery and vineyard
was established by one Mr. John Patchett,
922
00:43:06,032 --> 00:43:08,660
who began planting grape vines in 1854--
923
00:43:08,743 --> 00:43:10,912
So, Val,
did that cute waitress text you back?
924
00:43:10,995 --> 00:43:13,957
-Is there romance in the air?
-Devon, don't listen to our conversation.
925
00:43:14,249 --> 00:43:16,251
No, but she's probably still sleeping.
926
00:43:16,543 --> 00:43:18,837
That picture she took of you is gorgeous.
927
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,130
-Thanks.
-What picture?
928
00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:22,632
Oh, it's on the shared photo site we have.
929
00:43:22,715 --> 00:43:24,259
You probably didn't accept the invite.
930
00:43:24,342 --> 00:43:25,510
No, I didn't get one.
931
00:43:25,635 --> 00:43:27,637
Would you send me a invite? I'll accept.
932
00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:30,807
-Probably just the Wi-Fi.
-Signal is hard to come by out here.
933
00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:32,475
I'll tell you what's not hard to come by:
934
00:43:33,268 --> 00:43:36,104
a rich and hearty Cab Sauv
with healthy levels of tannins.
935
00:43:36,187 --> 00:43:38,273
Which brings me back
to John Patchett in 1854--
936
00:43:38,565 --> 00:43:40,692
I do not wanna learn about wine
on this trip.
937
00:43:40,775 --> 00:43:41,901
This is weird, Cat.
938
00:43:41,985 --> 00:43:43,027
You're not on here.
939
00:43:43,695 --> 00:43:46,156
Way to go, guys.
Who started the shared site?
940
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,825
Oh, I did,
but I didn't intentionally leave you off.
941
00:43:49,325 --> 00:43:51,661
Remember, let's remain uncontaminated
942
00:43:51,744 --> 00:43:54,038
from Lady Sunshine's negative suggestions.
943
00:43:54,122 --> 00:43:55,874
-Amen.
-Yes, we are uncontaminated.
944
00:43:55,957 --> 00:43:58,293
Uncontaminated. All right, added.
945
00:43:58,376 --> 00:44:00,044
Hey, should we listen to some tunes?
946
00:44:00,128 --> 00:44:02,881
-Let's do DUI songs.
-Yes!
947
00:44:03,131 --> 00:44:04,632
You guys got DUIs, too?
948
00:44:04,716 --> 00:44:06,968
No, it's a game we play.
949
00:44:07,051 --> 00:44:10,054
It's like guilty pleasure songs we blast
when we're tipsy.
950
00:44:10,555 --> 00:44:13,224
Are you... legally allowed to drive?
951
00:44:13,391 --> 00:44:14,225
I will be.
952
00:44:17,687 --> 00:44:19,063
-Yes.
-Yeah!
953
00:44:21,065 --> 00:44:24,986
...less than 4.04% of the wine in America.
954
00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:26,321
Devon, shh!
955
00:44:26,404 --> 00:44:28,907
Looking out a dirty old window
956
00:44:29,282 --> 00:44:32,994
Down below the carsIn the city go rushing by
957
00:44:34,495 --> 00:44:39,626
I sit here alone and I wonder why
958
00:44:41,377 --> 00:44:44,172
Friday night and everyone's moving
959
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:48,259
I can feel the heat, but it's soothing,Heading down
960
00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:53,973
I search for the beat in this dirty townDowntown
961
00:44:54,057 --> 00:44:56,226
The young ones are going
962
00:44:56,392 --> 00:44:58,770
Downtown, the young ones are growing
963
00:44:59,354 --> 00:45:02,315
-We're the kids in America-Whoa
964
00:45:02,398 --> 00:45:05,193
-We're the kids in America-Whoa
965
00:45:05,276 --> 00:45:08,363
Everybody lives for the music-go-round
966
00:45:18,456 --> 00:45:21,376
Ladies, if Cabernet Sauvignon
is the king of wine country,
967
00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:24,379
Chardonnay is its queen. It's bold--
968
00:45:24,462 --> 00:45:26,673
Okay, hair of the dog.
969
00:45:26,798 --> 00:45:28,967
All right, fine, go to a wine store, then.
970
00:45:30,176 --> 00:45:31,261
I just wanna say...
971
00:45:32,762 --> 00:45:34,555
that we never know
where life is gonna take us.
972
00:45:34,639 --> 00:45:36,099
So let's live for today...
973
00:45:36,391 --> 00:45:39,227
and party till our panties fly off.
Wait, where is Catherine?
974
00:45:39,310 --> 00:45:42,313
I think she had to call her agent.
Please don't say "panties."
975
00:45:42,397 --> 00:45:44,357
Oh, hell to the hell to the no!
976
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,566
I'm gonna go get her.
977
00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:50,905
Anyone picking up on the notes
of honeysuckle?
978
00:45:51,823 --> 00:45:53,449
-Yeah, sure.
-Get a good sniff.
979
00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:56,369
Let me know what you smell.
There's no wrong answers.
980
00:45:57,036 --> 00:45:57,996
Green apple?
981
00:45:58,246 --> 00:46:00,248
-Yes.
-Yes, very good. Green apple.
982
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:05,169
I wanna say... canned peaches?
983
00:46:06,337 --> 00:46:07,255
No.
984
00:46:08,006 --> 00:46:09,507
You said there's no wrong answer.
985
00:46:09,590 --> 00:46:11,217
Yeah, but... you know.
986
00:46:12,093 --> 00:46:14,095
Peaches, there's no peaches in there.
987
00:46:14,679 --> 00:46:16,014
-Okay.
-What else you got?
988
00:46:16,931 --> 00:46:19,142
-Oh, lemon.
-Yes, very good.
989
00:46:19,225 --> 00:46:20,601
I taste the lemon, yeah.
990
00:46:20,685 --> 00:46:22,228
You don't taste it, you smell it.
991
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,396
Grapes.
992
00:46:23,938 --> 00:46:25,440
Well, yeah... of course.
993
00:46:25,732 --> 00:46:27,317
Nice, that's smart!
994
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,402
-Definitely grapes in there.
-Can't go wrong with that.
995
00:46:30,945 --> 00:46:34,032
-Jasmine.
-No, that's... egregious.
996
00:46:34,615 --> 00:46:35,742
Pinot-gregious.
997
00:46:36,826 --> 00:46:39,078
-Thank you.
-You're killing it!
998
00:46:40,371 --> 00:46:41,622
Oh, we lost Mason.
999
00:46:41,831 --> 00:46:43,499
So, is it like The Catherine Stewart Show,
1000
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:46,002
or is it like I'm one of three judges,
you know what I mean?
1001
00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:50,298
'Cause that's sort of significant
in terms of what... I'm talking about.
1002
00:46:50,965 --> 00:46:52,050
You know what I mean?
1003
00:46:52,258 --> 00:46:54,802
Right,
if it's Catherine Stewart of Cutie Pies
1004
00:46:54,886 --> 00:46:57,680
or Cutie Pies featuring Catherine Stewart,
and, like...
1005
00:46:58,306 --> 00:47:00,224
Can you hold on one second?
Something's going on in front of me.
1006
00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:02,894
-What are you doing?
-My God, give me my phone back.
1007
00:47:02,977 --> 00:47:05,772
-That's an important phone call.
-My face is an important phone call.
1008
00:47:05,855 --> 00:47:08,107
I'm not giving you
your precious phone back...
1009
00:47:08,566 --> 00:47:10,943
until you start flossing.
1010
00:47:11,194 --> 00:47:12,028
Come on.
1011
00:47:12,195 --> 00:47:13,071
All right, fine.
1012
00:47:13,321 --> 00:47:15,865
Do it
1013
00:47:15,948 --> 00:47:18,117
Okay, oh, my God, I'm nailing this.
I'm really good at this.
1014
00:47:18,201 --> 00:47:21,204
-She'll call you back. She's flossing.
-I gotta floss more when I'm day-drunk.
1015
00:47:21,287 --> 00:47:22,955
Here's the last thing I sent to her:
1016
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:26,751
"I have vintage jade earrings at my store.
Would love to send them to you."
1017
00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:28,336
So dumb.
1018
00:47:28,961 --> 00:47:33,132
She's Jade... you know?
She's got like a million jade things.
1019
00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:34,509
I made a mistake.
1020
00:47:35,468 --> 00:47:36,928
She's too young for me.
1021
00:47:37,595 --> 00:47:38,429
Val.
1022
00:47:39,263 --> 00:47:41,140
May I offer you some feedback?
1023
00:47:41,682 --> 00:47:42,517
Go for it.
1024
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,813
Okay, I mean, when it comes to age,
the number itself truly doesn't matter.
1025
00:47:46,896 --> 00:47:47,855
It's, I mean...
1026
00:47:47,939 --> 00:47:50,691
I wish Abby could understand this,
'cause she's coming at me like,
1027
00:47:50,775 --> 00:47:52,026
"You're 50!" It's like,
1028
00:47:52,527 --> 00:47:54,904
what matters is how you feel inside, so...
1029
00:47:55,696 --> 00:47:59,784
with all that in mind,
what would you say your soul's age is?
1030
00:48:00,326 --> 00:48:01,869
I'd say, like, 12.
1031
00:48:02,703 --> 00:48:06,374
I mean, maybe a little older.
Probably old enough to drink... and bone.
1032
00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,127
Maybe 18, 18 and a half.
1033
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,754
Almost out of the house.
1034
00:48:12,964 --> 00:48:14,465
Don't have my own car yet.
1035
00:48:15,258 --> 00:48:16,217
But I have a bike.
1036
00:48:18,219 --> 00:48:20,972
-This one's good. What's it called again?
-White wine.
1037
00:48:21,222 --> 00:48:22,140
Fricking love it!
1038
00:48:22,348 --> 00:48:23,808
So, can I just say something?
1039
00:48:23,891 --> 00:48:27,311
Rebecca is in complete denial
that this is her birthday weekend.
1040
00:48:27,395 --> 00:48:29,939
You know, as usual,
she's glossing over everything.
1041
00:48:30,148 --> 00:48:32,483
There's so many things
she doesn't deal with.
1042
00:48:32,859 --> 00:48:35,611
-Hello, Brian.
-Fucking Brian.
1043
00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:38,156
She's gotta be having feelings
about turning 50.
1044
00:48:38,573 --> 00:48:39,949
Where does she put it all?
1045
00:48:40,658 --> 00:48:43,453
"This is just another trip,
it's not a big deal." It's like...
1046
00:48:43,536 --> 00:48:44,954
Hello? Get into it!
1047
00:48:45,371 --> 00:48:47,623
God, you know how hard it is,
by the way...
1048
00:48:47,790 --> 00:48:50,835
to make 10,000 reservations for 400 people
1049
00:48:50,918 --> 00:48:53,504
at 55 million different locations?
1050
00:48:53,588 --> 00:48:57,592
I know. Abby, you've done such a good job
at planning this. You should know that.
1051
00:48:58,801 --> 00:48:59,635
Thanks.
1052
00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:02,513
It's probably
'cause it's my full-time job now.
1053
00:49:03,264 --> 00:49:04,140
Wait, what?
1054
00:49:05,266 --> 00:49:07,143
-This is good, right?
-Oh, yeah.
1055
00:49:10,396 --> 00:49:12,190
Chug-a-lug, ladies, we're on the move.
1056
00:49:12,315 --> 00:49:15,651
Oh, no, ladies. That is a select Cabernet,
meant to be savored...
1057
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:18,446
Yeah, well, we can get this stuff online.
Let's hit the van.
1058
00:49:20,198 --> 00:49:23,868
-Jeez, this is a real go-go-go kinda trip.
-Keep up, 50.
1059
00:49:24,285 --> 00:49:26,329
My soul age is 28.
1060
00:49:26,621 --> 00:49:29,457
I'd love to get your names and socials
for our wine club.
1061
00:49:30,249 --> 00:49:32,418
Okay, guys, next stop is biking
and shopping...
1062
00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:33,961
-Yes!
-...and we're gonna get all of our stuff
1063
00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:36,255
in Napa so we don't have to get anything
at the airport.
1064
00:49:36,339 --> 00:49:39,675
-I'm gonna buy a really big hat.
-Naomi, you're up, what's your DUI song?
1065
00:49:40,384 --> 00:49:44,430
My song is gonna be,
"Poison, Po-po-po, Poison."
1066
00:50:03,824 --> 00:50:04,700
Pizza.
1067
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,167
Oh, my gosh.
1068
00:50:15,253 --> 00:50:17,672
I just spent $750.
1069
00:50:19,590 --> 00:50:23,719
Not only is Morgan Jorng Winery solar,
it is also...
1070
00:50:25,429 --> 00:50:26,264
organic!
1071
00:50:26,514 --> 00:50:28,975
So no sulfates, no pesticides,
1072
00:50:29,058 --> 00:50:32,019
and the beautiful sun powering us all.
1073
00:50:32,937 --> 00:50:34,855
You'll notice, because it's organic,
1074
00:50:34,939 --> 00:50:37,441
there's a lot of sediment
at the bottom of your glass.
1075
00:50:37,525 --> 00:50:40,319
-I was wondering what that was.
-Does anybody know the term for that?
1076
00:50:41,153 --> 00:50:43,406
For the sediment
at the bottom of the glass.
1077
00:50:44,699 --> 00:50:46,450
-You can just tell us.
-Sediment?
1078
00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:48,536
-Gravel?
-Mud?
1079
00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:52,206
-Shavings?
-Wine waste?
1080
00:50:52,498 --> 00:50:54,959
-Minerality?
-I'll just go ahead and answer this one.
1081
00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:57,587
-Tartrates.
-Tartrates.
1082
00:50:57,837 --> 00:50:59,922
You know what I also like to call it,
though?
1083
00:51:00,006 --> 00:51:01,048
Wine diamonds.
1084
00:51:02,049 --> 00:51:04,594
Jeez, people really like to talk
about wine around here.
1085
00:51:04,677 --> 00:51:05,595
Well, yeah.
1086
00:51:06,721 --> 00:51:07,597
It's Napa.
1087
00:51:10,516 --> 00:51:12,476
Right? Why you came here.
1088
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,771
-Can we... get to the...
-Sure, get to the solar questions?
1089
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:16,981
No, speed this up.
1090
00:51:17,064 --> 00:51:22,528
Okay, so, how much energy do you think
that our solar panels create here?
1091
00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:24,447
-How much energy?
-I don't know.
1092
00:51:25,197 --> 00:51:26,490
Ten kilowatts?
1093
00:51:26,741 --> 00:51:27,867
Fifty thousand.
1094
00:51:28,743 --> 00:51:29,910
-Right.
-I was way off.
1095
00:51:29,994 --> 00:51:31,829
You know what I really like
that we do here?
1096
00:51:31,912 --> 00:51:34,248
Notice how our wines are not on ice?
1097
00:51:34,332 --> 00:51:35,374
What are they on?
1098
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:38,461
-Soil?
-Soil. Exactly. I...
1099
00:51:38,544 --> 00:51:40,880
-We're gonna stroll around for a second.
-Oh, okay.
1100
00:51:41,255 --> 00:51:44,300
So, just one rule today:
no walking in the vineyards.
1101
00:51:45,134 --> 00:51:45,968
Okay?
1102
00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:47,803
And have fun.
1103
00:51:48,471 --> 00:51:49,722
Can I just say something?
1104
00:51:49,805 --> 00:51:52,933
I'm tired of Naomi shaming me
for working all the time.
1105
00:51:53,059 --> 00:51:56,437
You know what I mean? It's like, we work.
It's who we are, it's what we do.
1106
00:51:57,563 --> 00:52:01,150
Well, I hope I'm more than my work,
or else, fuck.
1107
00:52:01,233 --> 00:52:02,276
Come on, yeah.
1108
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,528
Okay, let's play "path not taken."
1109
00:52:05,404 --> 00:52:07,865
I would work at a bookstore,
like a crunchy bookstore
1110
00:52:07,948 --> 00:52:11,160
in Portland or Seattle,
somewhere rainy and moody.
1111
00:52:11,243 --> 00:52:12,453
-I love it.
-Right?
1112
00:52:12,536 --> 00:52:13,746
-That's so good.
-You go.
1113
00:52:13,829 --> 00:52:16,248
Okay, path not taken. Zamboni driver.
1114
00:52:16,624 --> 00:52:19,418
I swear to God. It would be so peaceful.
1115
00:52:19,502 --> 00:52:21,170
Clean slate every two hours.
1116
00:52:21,253 --> 00:52:23,381
Start over, nice and simple.
1117
00:52:23,464 --> 00:52:26,008
Really cold, no hot flashes. Come on.
1118
00:52:26,509 --> 00:52:28,678
I think I would also be good
at close-up magic.
1119
00:52:28,761 --> 00:52:30,513
-You would.
-Thank you.
1120
00:52:30,596 --> 00:52:33,265
-Oh, my God, that's such a good one.
-Yeah. I could...
1121
00:52:33,516 --> 00:52:35,142
-maintain fierce eye contact...
-Yes.
1122
00:52:35,226 --> 00:52:37,019
-...while stealing someone's wallet.
-I love it.
1123
00:52:37,103 --> 00:52:38,688
Can I just say something?
1124
00:52:39,063 --> 00:52:41,107
Why is Naomi treating this trip like...
1125
00:52:41,190 --> 00:52:43,192
we're all gonna die immediately after?
1126
00:52:43,776 --> 00:52:45,486
She loves us so much.
1127
00:52:45,986 --> 00:52:47,571
But, yeah, it's a little manic.
1128
00:52:48,572 --> 00:52:50,116
Is there scarecrows out here?
1129
00:52:50,282 --> 00:52:53,077
'Cause if I see a scarecrow,
I'm gonna fucking shit my pants.
1130
00:52:54,912 --> 00:52:58,040
Remember when you shit your pants
in Yankee Candle Company?
1131
00:52:58,124 --> 00:53:01,669
Yes. Because whenever I sniff candles,
I always have to poop.
1132
00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:05,631
Yeah, but you're around candles,
so it covers up the smell. That's good.
1133
00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:08,676
I know, but then, it's a vicious cycle.
1134
00:53:09,635 --> 00:53:11,095
Can I just say something?
1135
00:53:11,303 --> 00:53:14,014
I got my bikini area lasered,
1136
00:53:14,098 --> 00:53:18,102
and now I'm like, "Oh, great.
What's it gonna look like when I'm 70?"
1137
00:53:18,185 --> 00:53:19,770
Is it going to be like a...
1138
00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,356
gray-haired goatee?
1139
00:53:22,481 --> 00:53:25,568
-You got too much off?
-Yes. It's like...
1140
00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:27,862
It's like pencil-thin, I blew it.
1141
00:53:27,945 --> 00:53:31,031
-I'm gonna need that hair down there--
-You don't know.
1142
00:53:31,157 --> 00:53:34,618
Maybe it'll be a cute little
Colonel Sanders chin going on down there.
1143
00:53:35,077 --> 00:53:39,123
That's what I want,
a cute Colonel Sanders chin.
1144
00:53:39,206 --> 00:53:42,877
"Honey, are you looking forward
to seeing Colonel Sanders tonight?"
1145
00:53:43,377 --> 00:53:44,211
Oh, boy.
1146
00:53:44,587 --> 00:53:46,964
Maybe it's like a...
you know, it's like a...
1147
00:53:47,673 --> 00:53:50,634
like a Dizzy Gillespie,
like a jazz musician...
1148
00:53:50,718 --> 00:53:51,927
-Oh, right.
-...beav.
1149
00:53:52,178 --> 00:53:54,013
-I think he'd love that.
-What about a little Ted Nugent?
1150
00:53:54,096 --> 00:53:55,639
No, wait, I shouldn't have said that.
1151
00:53:55,723 --> 00:53:57,850
-Fuck that guy.
-No. No Ted Nugent. Sorry.
1152
00:53:57,933 --> 00:54:00,144
Like a Billy Bob Thornton,
that's what you were thinking.
1153
00:54:00,227 --> 00:54:01,270
Sure, Billy Bob Thornton.
1154
00:54:01,353 --> 00:54:03,814
"Hey, honey, you want
some french fried potatoes?"
1155
00:54:07,109 --> 00:54:10,196
Oh, God! Full-on mud in this bottle.
1156
00:54:10,738 --> 00:54:12,448
God, fuck this organic shit.
1157
00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:13,824
Well, you better drink up,
1158
00:54:13,908 --> 00:54:16,786
'cause Abby's gonna come through
with the Abby alarm any minute now.
1159
00:54:16,869 --> 00:54:18,621
-Oh, my God.
-Can I just say something?
1160
00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:20,915
-She needs to ease up.
-Yes.
1161
00:54:21,457 --> 00:54:23,042
-It's insane.
-Hi!
1162
00:54:23,667 --> 00:54:27,004
This is an organic winery,
so we can't have you walking in there.
1163
00:54:27,087 --> 00:54:29,089
-Oh.
-Yeah, I think we put up signs.
1164
00:54:30,174 --> 00:54:31,008
Right there.
1165
00:54:31,759 --> 00:54:33,511
So, yeah, can't walk through there.
1166
00:54:33,761 --> 00:54:36,096
-Sorry.
-Okay, you can follow me out.
1167
00:54:36,222 --> 00:54:38,349
-Okay, sorry about that.
-Okay.
1168
00:54:38,974 --> 00:54:40,851
-Sorry, not sorry.
-Right?
1169
00:54:40,935 --> 00:54:43,729
-The sign is facing the other way.
-Hey, guess what? Passive-aggressive.
1170
00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:47,191
-That wasn't passive. That was aggressive.
-Guess what, also?
1171
00:54:47,483 --> 00:54:49,151
-My shoes are clean.
-Yeah.
1172
00:54:49,276 --> 00:54:52,029
Hey, you don't know me.
You don't know my shoes.
1173
00:54:52,112 --> 00:54:54,615
-You don't...
-You don't know my shoes, bitch!
1174
00:54:54,698 --> 00:54:56,033
You don't know my shoes!
1175
00:54:56,116 --> 00:54:58,160
Guess what? These are fucking clean.
1176
00:54:58,244 --> 00:55:00,371
Can you just follow me out? Yeah.
Keep coming.
1177
00:55:00,454 --> 00:55:02,623
-Okay, no problem.
-Okay, sorry about that.
1178
00:55:09,171 --> 00:55:11,632
-Happy birthday, babe.
-Technically tomorrow.
1179
00:55:11,715 --> 00:55:13,384
-He knows that.
-But I can't call tomorrow
1180
00:55:13,467 --> 00:55:16,220
-'cause I'll be out on the pontoon boat.
-Holy shit.
1181
00:55:17,638 --> 00:55:19,431
Have they been here this whole time?
1182
00:55:23,227 --> 00:55:24,103
Hey.
1183
00:55:30,234 --> 00:55:31,944
I know, guys.
1184
00:55:32,069 --> 00:55:34,613
You were thinking something else, right?
1185
00:55:34,864 --> 00:55:36,490
Well, guess what, I'm here.
1186
00:55:38,534 --> 00:55:42,788
Funny story,
I had some wine diamonds today,
1187
00:55:43,163 --> 00:55:44,790
and I don't feel so good.
1188
00:55:45,165 --> 00:55:47,751
Oh, my God. Naomi is loaded.
1189
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,629
You know, I wanna sing a little ditty
1190
00:55:50,713 --> 00:55:54,383
for my sweet, very short friend Rebecca
1191
00:55:54,466 --> 00:55:58,304
who is turning 22 tomorrow.
1192
00:55:58,387 --> 00:55:59,430
Wink, wink.
1193
00:56:01,098 --> 00:56:02,349
She's not.
1194
00:56:03,267 --> 00:56:04,310
You know...
1195
00:56:04,935 --> 00:56:06,061
birthdays are a funny thing,
1196
00:56:06,145 --> 00:56:08,731
'cause, like, some people hate 'em,
and some people love 'em.
1197
00:56:08,814 --> 00:56:10,482
I love my birthday, I'm a Leo.
1198
00:56:10,774 --> 00:56:15,446
But, Rebecca, you got it going on, girl.
1199
00:56:17,948 --> 00:56:19,617
Don't get it twisted.
1200
00:56:20,117 --> 00:56:22,161
You deserve the world.
1201
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:24,872
And since I can't give you diamonds
1202
00:56:25,289 --> 00:56:26,749
and I can't give you pearls,
1203
00:56:26,832 --> 00:56:30,419
I'm gonna give you something
you ain't never had before.
1204
00:56:31,086 --> 00:56:33,881
I'm gonna give you a song from the heart.
1205
00:56:34,548 --> 00:56:35,966
You guys,
1206
00:56:36,508 --> 00:56:38,052
our dear, sweet...
1207
00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:41,305
Rebecca Sue is all grown up.
1208
00:56:42,181 --> 00:56:45,309
I want to dedicate this song
1209
00:56:46,268 --> 00:56:48,395
to my beautiful friend Rebecca.
1210
00:56:49,188 --> 00:56:51,023
This is for you, honey tits.
1211
00:56:51,732 --> 00:56:53,400
Hit it, boys.
1212
00:56:53,901 --> 00:56:55,361
What would you like us to play?
1213
00:56:56,070 --> 00:56:57,196
"Eternal Flame."
1214
00:56:57,279 --> 00:56:58,822
-Okay.
-Yes.
1215
00:57:05,454 --> 00:57:06,914
Close your eyes
1216
00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:09,124
Oh, my God.
1217
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:10,668
Naomi?
1218
00:57:12,044 --> 00:57:12,878
I'm cool.
1219
00:57:13,379 --> 00:57:14,380
Yeah!
1220
00:57:15,255 --> 00:57:16,256
You're a pro.
1221
00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:17,341
Darling
1222
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,345
Do you feel my heart beating?
1223
00:57:21,637 --> 00:57:26,934
Do you understand?
1224
00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:31,397
I'm sensing a lull.
1225
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,524
So my vote is for literally anything
by Sublime.
1226
00:57:33,607 --> 00:57:34,692
Absolutely not, Devon.
1227
00:57:35,192 --> 00:57:37,069
-Chilis?
-Devon, no.
1228
00:57:37,194 --> 00:57:38,862
-Bush?
-Now I'm getting upset.
1229
00:57:38,946 --> 00:57:41,448
Oh, my God. "Everything Zen."
That changed my life.
1230
00:57:41,782 --> 00:57:42,992
-Third Eye Blind?
-No.
1231
00:57:43,075 --> 00:57:44,326
-311?
-No.
1232
00:57:44,410 --> 00:57:47,955
Okay, guys! I got the T-shirts
for the drone shot.
1233
00:57:48,706 --> 00:57:49,999
Did you say "drone shot"?
1234
00:57:50,082 --> 00:57:52,459
Oh, yeah, the drone shot.
It's in the itinerary.
1235
00:57:52,543 --> 00:57:55,087
Yes, I said "drone." On the itinerary.
1236
00:57:55,462 --> 00:57:57,673
-I don't think my shirt's gonna fit.
-It is. It will.
1237
00:57:57,756 --> 00:57:59,174
Okay, follow me, guys. Let's go.
1238
00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:01,135
Can we stay here a little bit?
It's so nice.
1239
00:58:01,218 --> 00:58:03,512
We're gonna go through the wine tunnels
and take the drone shot.
1240
00:58:04,513 --> 00:58:05,973
Holy cannoli.
1241
00:58:06,056 --> 00:58:08,726
These weird wine caves
would be a good place to try molly.
1242
00:58:08,809 --> 00:58:11,979
Maybe we'll do the molly after we get
the drone shot. That'll be more fun.
1243
00:58:12,062 --> 00:58:14,982
Wait, I have a few more questions.
Is molly what that kid did
1244
00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:17,276
when he ate that guy's face
in his dad's garage?
1245
00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:19,403
-No, I don't think so.
-Is that the one that keeps you up?
1246
00:58:19,486 --> 00:58:21,238
Because when I need to sleep,
I need to sleep.
1247
00:58:21,321 --> 00:58:23,782
Come on, people, let's just try it.
What are we, a bunch of nerds?
1248
00:58:23,866 --> 00:58:26,577
-Yes.
-Okay, if we want to do the molly,
1249
00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:28,704
maybe we can do it
after horseback riding tomorrow.
1250
00:58:29,329 --> 00:58:33,042
-I vote "no" on the horseback riding.
-Wait, here's what I don't get.
1251
00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:35,461
If we were to do the molly,
how long does it stay in your body?
1252
00:58:35,544 --> 00:58:37,671
Like, what is the duration of the "trip"?
1253
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:40,174
Oh, my God, with the quotes.
1254
00:58:40,257 --> 00:58:42,426
Whatever we do,
we have to harmonize in here
1255
00:58:42,509 --> 00:58:44,762
-'cause the acoustics are the shit.
-Oh, yes.
1256
00:58:54,396 --> 00:58:56,648
Hey, guys? Can we put our T-shirts on,
1257
00:58:56,899 --> 00:59:00,110
so we can get to the pavilion
and take a super fun drone shot?
1258
00:59:03,447 --> 00:59:06,992
You guys, I'm gonna go follow her,
and I'm gonna offer her some feedback.
1259
00:59:07,493 --> 00:59:09,828
-I actually think that's a terrible idea.
-I wouldn't do that.
1260
00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:11,914
-Please don't.
-This is what I do.
1261
00:59:12,664 --> 00:59:13,540
Where is she?
1262
00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:17,336
Yeah, how does she know her way
around these tunnels?
1263
00:59:18,045 --> 00:59:20,756
-Where'd she go?-Where'd she go?
1264
00:59:20,839 --> 00:59:23,550
-Where'd she go?-Where'd she go?
1265
00:59:24,259 --> 00:59:27,638
Where did she go?
1266
00:59:29,973 --> 00:59:31,391
Seriously, where did she go?
1267
00:59:32,142 --> 00:59:34,937
-Are we lost?
-We've gotta find her.
1268
01:00:01,046 --> 01:00:02,047
Hey, Abby?
1269
01:00:02,464 --> 01:00:04,675
The girls urged me
not to offer you any feedback,
1270
01:00:04,758 --> 01:00:06,635
but I'm just gonna go with my gut here.
1271
01:00:06,718 --> 01:00:08,303
May I offer you some feedback?
1272
01:00:08,512 --> 01:00:09,555
Oh, boy.
1273
01:00:09,638 --> 01:00:13,559
I feel like the universe
is gently nudging you to chill.
1274
01:00:14,184 --> 01:00:15,978
Well, tell the universe that I'm chilling
1275
01:00:16,061 --> 01:00:18,397
and I'm also looking for the drone.
Do you see it?
1276
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,607
Okay, just, the schedule you have us on,
1277
01:00:20,691 --> 01:00:23,068
I feel like it's keeping you
from having fun.Like,
1278
01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:26,655
if you were just to let go,
everything will just fall into place.
1279
01:00:27,948 --> 01:00:29,241
Will it fall into place?
1280
01:00:30,033 --> 01:00:32,202
Will it, Rebecca? Will it fall into place?
1281
01:00:32,703 --> 01:00:34,621
Will someone else take care of me?
1282
01:00:34,746 --> 01:00:36,790
Or will I always have to do
everything myself?
1283
01:00:37,749 --> 01:00:39,084
Let me know when it falls into place,
1284
01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:42,045
'cause last time I checked,
this world's pretty fucking selfish.
1285
01:00:42,212 --> 01:00:43,672
Okay. Deep breath.
1286
01:00:43,755 --> 01:00:46,592
No, let's take some inventory
about how everything's falling into place.
1287
01:00:46,675 --> 01:00:49,094
How about my marriage?
Did that fall into place?
1288
01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:51,263
What about this text from that girl
that's gonna hurt you?
1289
01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:52,431
That falling into place?
1290
01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:56,393
Your obvious midlife crisis.
Is that falling into place?
1291
01:00:57,227 --> 01:01:00,147
Your inability to cope
with almost everything?
1292
01:01:00,230 --> 01:01:02,316
-Is that falling into place for you?
-No.
1293
01:01:02,774 --> 01:01:05,194
-Your husband? Is that falling into place?
-What?
1294
01:01:05,527 --> 01:01:07,696
Maybe you should take a good hard look
at yourself in the mirror.
1295
01:01:07,779 --> 01:01:09,281
Maybe the therapist should go to therapy.
1296
01:01:13,285 --> 01:01:15,078
Am I not getting a falling into place?
1297
01:01:15,329 --> 01:01:16,997
Jeez, Catherine, enough.
1298
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,125
The whole "left out" thing
is really getting old.
1299
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:23,086
You're the one who's always running away
from us every time you get a call.
1300
01:01:23,170 --> 01:01:25,380
-I have work.
-I'm sorry, let's not fight.
1301
01:01:25,672 --> 01:01:27,925
This time together
is supposed to be special.
1302
01:01:28,008 --> 01:01:30,719
Oh, my God, Naomi, we're not fighting,
we're just talking.
1303
01:01:30,802 --> 01:01:33,889
-That's what life is.
-Well, it's very negative.
1304
01:01:33,972 --> 01:01:36,058
Yeah, well, life is negative.
That's what Brené Brown said.
1305
01:01:36,141 --> 01:01:38,143
That's exactly what she did not say.
1306
01:01:38,435 --> 01:01:40,395
Abby, what is negative in your life
right now?
1307
01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,648
You've got amazing friends,
you got a great career--
1308
01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:44,024
No, I don't.
1309
01:01:44,358 --> 01:01:45,817
Okay? I lost my job.
1310
01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:49,738
All right? And it's really stupid
to even cry about it.
1311
01:01:51,740 --> 01:01:55,619
Shit, I mean, people are starving
in the world, and there's earthquakes.
1312
01:01:56,119 --> 01:02:00,040
And people are shooting at each other,
and I'm crying about my stupid poor job.
1313
01:02:00,290 --> 01:02:03,210
Abby, honey. That doesn't mean
your feelings aren't valid.
1314
01:02:03,293 --> 01:02:05,379
That's exactly what white privilege is!
1315
01:02:05,462 --> 01:02:07,714
Plus, what are we doing
to the environment?
1316
01:02:07,798 --> 01:02:09,800
I mean, we can't--
There's no fish anymore!
1317
01:02:09,883 --> 01:02:10,801
All the plastic is...
1318
01:02:12,094 --> 01:02:13,470
filling up in the ocean.
1319
01:02:13,887 --> 01:02:17,516
And... there's like one rhinoceros left!
1320
01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:20,560
What the fuck?
1321
01:02:24,690 --> 01:02:26,233
Why wouldn't she tell us that?
1322
01:02:29,152 --> 01:02:31,154
Some things are too scary to say.
1323
01:02:31,238 --> 01:02:32,447
Not to us.
1324
01:02:34,324 --> 01:02:35,784
You guys don't like Brian?
1325
01:02:36,076 --> 01:02:38,954
-Oh, my God, we love Brian.
-Brian, he's the best.
1326
01:02:39,037 --> 01:02:40,789
-He's a character.
-He's so cool.
1327
01:02:40,872 --> 01:02:42,457
-Fucking prince.
-Awesome.
1328
01:02:48,630 --> 01:02:49,673
Where to?
1329
01:02:51,133 --> 01:02:53,635
Well, Abby, what's on the itinerary?
1330
01:02:53,719 --> 01:02:56,346
You know what? Don't look at that.
It doesn't matter. It's stupid.
1331
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,188
Do you think throwing the itineraries
out the window was on the itinerary?
1332
01:03:05,272 --> 01:03:06,565
Guess we'll never know.
1333
01:03:06,857 --> 01:03:09,526
Guys, left or right?
I gotta make a decision.
1334
01:03:11,778 --> 01:03:13,739
Oh, my God, she texted.
1335
01:03:14,364 --> 01:03:15,824
Jade just texted back.
1336
01:03:16,616 --> 01:03:19,036
She wants us to come over to her art show.
1337
01:03:21,163 --> 01:03:22,039
I told you.
1338
01:03:22,122 --> 01:03:25,292
-I mean, I knew that she would text.
-Okay, let's go there, then.
1339
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:27,586
Let's go to the art show, right?
That'll be perfect.
1340
01:03:27,669 --> 01:03:28,920
Let's pick a DUI song!
1341
01:03:30,255 --> 01:03:31,089
Anybody?
1342
01:03:31,715 --> 01:03:33,467
-Abby?
-Silence is good for now.
1343
01:03:52,486 --> 01:03:54,112
This is a major fuck-up.
1344
01:03:54,237 --> 01:03:55,739
Abby's gonna hate this.
1345
01:03:56,448 --> 01:03:59,326
This wall of shoe boxes
should really snap her out of her mood.
1346
01:04:09,002 --> 01:04:10,337
I'll tell you the answer.
1347
01:04:10,712 --> 01:04:12,297
"No" and "No, you're not."
1348
01:04:13,673 --> 01:04:15,509
Abby, I know you don't want
to talk about it,
1349
01:04:15,592 --> 01:04:18,428
-but I'm really sorry about your job.
-Well, thanks.
1350
01:04:18,845 --> 01:04:21,431
The one time I can't figure out
how to get on Snapchat.
1351
01:04:21,515 --> 01:04:22,391
One time.
1352
01:04:22,891 --> 01:04:24,017
And everybody saw.
1353
01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:28,647
Young people blow.
1354
01:04:33,652 --> 01:04:35,695
Isn't Jade so ungodly cute?
1355
01:04:39,449 --> 01:04:42,702
Okay, guys,
I'm gonna just say a couple words.
1356
01:04:44,788 --> 01:04:45,997
Yeah, so...
1357
01:04:46,248 --> 01:04:48,583
Art has been my raison d'être
1358
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:51,837
since... literally my first moment
of consciousness.
1359
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:58,051
I... can't believe I'm following
in the footsteps of my heroes.
1360
01:04:58,218 --> 01:05:01,638
O'Keeffe, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat,
1361
01:05:01,847 --> 01:05:03,640
with my very own show.
1362
01:05:04,474 --> 01:05:07,352
So, thank you. I'm humbled.
1363
01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:09,271
Clearly.
1364
01:05:10,272 --> 01:05:12,691
Thank you for coming in, too...
like, from the city,
1365
01:05:12,774 --> 01:05:14,568
with the caravans and all of you,
1366
01:05:14,651 --> 01:05:18,029
it's... fucking so touching.
So, thank you.
1367
01:05:19,614 --> 01:05:21,575
So, yeah. Let me get on with it.
1368
01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:25,162
The Nanny was more than a sitcom.
1369
01:05:25,954 --> 01:05:29,249
Okay, it was a post-modern psychodrama
1370
01:05:29,332 --> 01:05:32,377
about classism and ambition in the 1990s.
1371
01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:37,007
You know, Fran Drescher's Fran Fine
was an icon.
1372
01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:40,427
Honestly, I mean, a cultural touchstone.
1373
01:05:42,053 --> 01:05:45,098
God. All her art is Fran Drescher.
1374
01:05:46,475 --> 01:05:47,309
Why?
1375
01:05:47,601 --> 01:05:51,605
Yeah, so yeah, I'd like to just open up
for some questions or comments.
1376
01:05:51,688 --> 01:05:52,522
Yeah?
1377
01:05:52,606 --> 01:05:56,860
It's so contextual, but at the same time,
wholly independent.
1378
01:05:57,277 --> 01:05:58,737
Did you do that consciously?
1379
01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:00,780
You know what? I did, yeah.
1380
01:06:01,156 --> 01:06:04,201
It's really a lettera d'amore
to The Nanny.
1381
01:06:04,284 --> 01:06:07,871
But, more importantly, it's a reaction
to all of our experiences
1382
01:06:07,954 --> 01:06:10,749
-surrounding The Nanny.
-I never saw The Nanny,
1383
01:06:10,832 --> 01:06:14,127
but I don't want that to stop me
from participating in this conversation.
1384
01:06:14,211 --> 01:06:15,086
It shouldn't.
1385
01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:18,924
This piece. Am I supposed to feel scared?
1386
01:06:19,007 --> 01:06:21,718
Yes. I am so glad you got that vibe.
1387
01:06:21,801 --> 01:06:25,096
-Also offended. Yeah?
-Very. Thank you.
1388
01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,349
Have you considered doing
any other sitcom art?
1389
01:06:27,432 --> 01:06:30,268
-Like, is ALF an option?
-That's a good question.
1390
01:06:30,852 --> 01:06:32,979
I think I'm focusing more on women
right now.
1391
01:06:33,063 --> 01:06:36,399
'Cause, I don't know,
I feel like time is up on ALF, right?
1392
01:06:36,483 --> 01:06:37,943
I have a question.
1393
01:06:38,318 --> 01:06:41,530
Do any of you watch TV?
Like, is TV still a thing?
1394
01:06:41,613 --> 01:06:43,907
Like, do you watch
those judging competition shows?
1395
01:06:44,115 --> 01:06:45,784
I've only seen TV in the movies.
1396
01:06:46,493 --> 01:06:48,995
I knew I was right.
Dammit, gotta call my agent.
1397
01:06:50,413 --> 01:06:53,333
Adrian, comma, confirming I was correct
1398
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:57,170
re, colon, streaming V, period, broadcast.
1399
01:06:57,379 --> 01:06:59,214
Shit, I don't have a signal.
I gotta go outside.
1400
01:06:59,422 --> 01:07:04,219
Yeah, my oldest kid is 15,
and on the verge of becoming...
1401
01:07:05,095 --> 01:07:06,096
this.
1402
01:07:06,179 --> 01:07:10,100
I just wanna know, how do I stop her
from becoming an asshole?
1403
01:07:10,850 --> 01:07:12,686
I feel like I'm about to take umbrage.
1404
01:07:13,353 --> 01:07:14,229
Are you okay?
1405
01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:16,064
And you know what else worries me?
1406
01:07:16,147 --> 01:07:18,316
It is way too easy for you guys
to get porn.
1407
01:07:18,692 --> 01:07:19,526
Oh, my God.
1408
01:07:19,734 --> 01:07:22,529
I used to drive miles
in the middle of the night
1409
01:07:22,612 --> 01:07:25,156
just to go to this little newsstand
by the bus station
1410
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,992
just to find lesbo porn.
1411
01:07:27,409 --> 01:07:29,911
You guys have it so lucky
on the porn front.
1412
01:07:30,370 --> 01:07:33,623
I hadn't thought about it
that way before. It's so interesting.
1413
01:07:34,082 --> 01:07:36,626
No wonder they're so scared of sexuality.
1414
01:07:37,002 --> 01:07:38,878
They associate it with hard work and fear.
1415
01:07:39,170 --> 01:07:41,006
And driving long distances.
1416
01:07:41,339 --> 01:07:43,049
I can't with the confidence
in these people.
1417
01:07:43,133 --> 01:07:43,967
Wait.
1418
01:07:44,050 --> 01:07:46,761
So we're putting 'em down
because they have healthy self-esteem?
1419
01:07:46,970 --> 01:07:49,347
I've spent my whole life thinking I suck.
1420
01:07:49,806 --> 01:07:51,683
You know what happened
at my first poetry reading?
1421
01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:52,934
I completely bombed.
1422
01:07:53,018 --> 01:07:56,229
No claps. No snaps. Just total silence.
1423
01:07:56,438 --> 01:07:58,481
Till, finally, this one dude,
way in the back,
1424
01:07:58,565 --> 01:08:01,693
he just turned to his girlfriend
and he went, "Oof."
1425
01:08:02,527 --> 01:08:04,904
But you know what?
That was an important "oof,"
1426
01:08:05,238 --> 01:08:08,366
because it confirmed to me
that I'm a complete piece of shit.
1427
01:08:08,491 --> 01:08:10,577
And that's what made me the writer
I am today.
1428
01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,495
I thank God for that "oof."
1429
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:15,665
-This girl needs an "oof."
-Oof.
1430
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:19,336
Jade, we're not trying to hurt
anyone's feelings.
1431
01:08:19,419 --> 01:08:21,212
My God, they were born with hurt feelings.
1432
01:08:21,546 --> 01:08:25,050
Why don't you not blast your feelings
all over your best friend, the internet?
1433
01:08:25,133 --> 01:08:26,843
Please,
their parents are their best friends.
1434
01:08:27,177 --> 01:08:28,178
Well, that I do like.
1435
01:08:28,637 --> 01:08:30,722
You know who my best friend is?
My best friend.
1436
01:08:30,847 --> 01:08:33,725
These women, right here,
who I've known for 20-plus years.
1437
01:08:33,808 --> 01:08:36,895
And yeah, sure, sometimes I want
to tell this one to fuck off.
1438
01:08:36,978 --> 01:08:38,688
That's what intimacy looks like.
1439
01:08:38,772 --> 01:08:40,523
-You want me to fuck off?
-What?
1440
01:08:40,607 --> 01:08:43,026
If you all are friends,
why are you so mad at each other?
1441
01:08:43,109 --> 01:08:44,319
We're not mad.
1442
01:08:44,402 --> 01:08:46,571
-Crazy, mad, grouchy. Look at this one.
-Fascinating.
1443
01:08:47,030 --> 01:08:48,740
We're not grouchy.
1444
01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:50,241
Guys, please forgive us.
1445
01:08:50,575 --> 01:08:52,077
We've been drinking wine all day,
1446
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,454
and we're just not right in our heads
right now.
1447
01:08:54,537 --> 01:09:00,752
We are exactly where we need to be.
We're doing fine. Fran Fine.
1448
01:09:03,505 --> 01:09:04,923
That's brilliant. Did you see that?
1449
01:09:05,006 --> 01:09:06,424
Is this part of the show?
1450
01:09:07,425 --> 01:09:09,969
That was... incredible.
1451
01:09:10,053 --> 01:09:12,639
You are amazing. Moms, you're amazing.
1452
01:09:15,225 --> 01:09:18,728
Context within context,
that's exactly what we're talking about.
1453
01:09:35,286 --> 01:09:37,163
Excuse me. Do you have Wi-Fi in here?
1454
01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:39,207
And then there was one.
1455
01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:41,334
Tammy, hi.
1456
01:09:41,876 --> 01:09:44,546
I'm just trying to get a little work done
while the girls are at this art show.
1457
01:09:44,629 --> 01:09:45,714
-Art show?
-Yeah.
1458
01:09:45,797 --> 01:09:47,841
Oof, things must have gone
really sideways.
1459
01:09:48,383 --> 01:09:49,551
-Yeah.
-Give me your phone.
1460
01:09:49,634 --> 01:09:52,137
-I'll get you online.
-Oh, my God, awesome. Thank you.
1461
01:09:52,429 --> 01:09:55,849
Pedro,
is the password still "penisgrigio72"?
1462
01:09:58,768 --> 01:10:01,354
Thank you.
We need a couple of beers here also.
1463
01:10:02,147 --> 01:10:02,981
Cool.
1464
01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:05,150
Are you guys good pals?
1465
01:10:06,276 --> 01:10:07,444
We are acquaintances.
1466
01:10:10,405 --> 01:10:12,782
Do you ever get lonely up here,
living by yourself?
1467
01:10:14,284 --> 01:10:16,995
No, I love it. Loneliness is for suckers.
1468
01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:19,289
'Cause you know who I can trust? Me.
1469
01:10:19,664 --> 01:10:22,417
You know who's never gonna bail on me?
Me.
1470
01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:24,377
Anyway, get your shit done,
1471
01:10:24,461 --> 01:10:26,713
bring people joy
with that fantastic pizza.
1472
01:10:26,921 --> 01:10:28,673
I'll be over here hitting bull's-eyes.
1473
01:10:31,968 --> 01:10:34,345
-Can I ask your advice on something?
-Shoot.
1474
01:10:35,430 --> 01:10:37,974
-I'm being offered this TV show.
-No, shoot the dart.
1475
01:10:38,183 --> 01:10:41,436
I'm uncomfortable in any one-on-one
situation unless I can win.
1476
01:10:43,354 --> 01:10:45,440
Sure. Right, okay.
1477
01:10:46,483 --> 01:10:47,984
Thanks, Val.
1478
01:10:48,193 --> 01:10:50,904
Do you think you can carry this one
over, too?
1479
01:10:50,987 --> 01:10:51,988
You got it.
1480
01:10:52,071 --> 01:10:54,449
Okay, just be very careful.
1481
01:10:54,532 --> 01:10:55,617
-Oh, of course.
-Okay.
1482
01:10:56,534 --> 01:10:58,995
Oh, that smile is so infectious.
1483
01:10:59,162 --> 01:11:01,164
I know, it's so ironic, right?
1484
01:11:04,959 --> 01:11:06,294
Sorry about my friends.
1485
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:08,797
Oh, no! I love them.
1486
01:11:09,506 --> 01:11:12,467
People are really liking my show!
1487
01:11:13,635 --> 01:11:15,970
Do you think you guys could come back
and do that whole,
1488
01:11:16,054 --> 01:11:18,014
"I'm mad at young people" thing again?
1489
01:11:18,473 --> 01:11:19,474
I can ask.
1490
01:11:19,557 --> 01:11:22,477
But to be clear,
we're not mad at young people.
1491
01:11:23,186 --> 01:11:24,771
Or I'd be mad at myself, right?
1492
01:11:27,649 --> 01:11:29,150
You're so funny, Val.
1493
01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:31,236
I'm happy we met.
1494
01:11:31,778 --> 01:11:32,612
Me, too.
1495
01:11:34,823 --> 01:11:35,698
I like you.
1496
01:11:39,410 --> 01:11:40,370
I like you, too.
1497
01:11:47,377 --> 01:11:48,837
Can I ask you something?
1498
01:11:55,677 --> 01:11:57,178
I think I know what it is.
1499
01:12:03,226 --> 01:12:05,895
I usually charge 800, but...
1500
01:12:06,437 --> 01:12:08,314
I'm gonna give it to you for 600.
1501
01:12:15,321 --> 01:12:16,698
Talking about the painting?
1502
01:12:21,494 --> 01:12:22,328
That's great.
1503
01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:25,957
'Cause I love your art so much.
1504
01:12:26,249 --> 01:12:28,751
-It's gonna look great.
-I can't wait to hang it.
1505
01:12:28,835 --> 01:12:29,711
So happy.
1506
01:12:34,257 --> 01:12:38,344
As a business owner, you can't join in
in the same way.
1507
01:12:39,470 --> 01:12:42,390
You know, you can't worry
about if people like you or not.
1508
01:12:43,975 --> 01:12:45,018
Yeah, I mean, I...
1509
01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:46,978
Shit.
1510
01:12:47,478 --> 01:12:49,480
I get that with my employees,
1511
01:12:49,564 --> 01:12:51,733
but we're talking about my oldest friends.
1512
01:12:51,816 --> 01:12:54,861
I mean, of course I'm gonna be worried
about what they think.
1513
01:12:54,944 --> 01:12:58,156
-That's where you're fucking up.
-Why?
1514
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:02,660
Because I don't think your friends
even invited you on this trip.
1515
01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:04,287
Did Abby tell you that?
1516
01:13:04,454 --> 01:13:06,331
Did she say five people were coming?
1517
01:13:06,456 --> 01:13:07,290
What? No.
1518
01:13:07,582 --> 01:13:10,335
Well, I'm saying work is a big part
of who you are.
1519
01:13:10,501 --> 01:13:12,879
So if they don't let you talk about work,
1520
01:13:12,962 --> 01:13:15,423
then they're not letting you be
on this trip.
1521
01:13:15,506 --> 01:13:17,550
Yeah, okay. Can I just say something?
1522
01:13:17,634 --> 01:13:19,385
No. Remember what I said?
1523
01:13:19,552 --> 01:13:21,638
About the phrase
"Can I just say something?"
1524
01:13:21,721 --> 01:13:23,890
-Just walk away from that phrase.
-Fuck, right.
1525
01:13:27,852 --> 01:13:28,853
When I was a kid,
1526
01:13:30,355 --> 01:13:31,731
I was always alone, you know?
1527
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:35,818
My mom was a single, working mother,
that whole deal, right?
1528
01:13:36,361 --> 01:13:39,238
And it really wasn't
until I met these girls that I...
1529
01:13:40,073 --> 01:13:41,741
experienced family.
1530
01:13:42,742 --> 01:13:43,868
That's powerful.
1531
01:13:44,494 --> 01:13:45,870
Friendship is powerful.
1532
01:13:49,457 --> 01:13:50,750
You gotta do that show.
1533
01:13:51,584 --> 01:13:54,921
Stay busy, pizza for one.
Be honest with yourself,
1534
01:13:55,004 --> 01:13:58,007
work is your best friend.
And you gotta get contestants on that show
1535
01:13:58,091 --> 01:14:00,802
that are kids,
because I love watching kids with knives.
1536
01:14:04,263 --> 01:14:05,181
Yeah.
1537
01:14:15,358 --> 01:14:17,068
This weekend is a mess.
1538
01:14:18,361 --> 01:14:20,697
I can't even plan a fun birthday trip.
1539
01:14:21,948 --> 01:14:24,158
Can I quote one
of my favorite song lyrics?
1540
01:14:24,826 --> 01:14:27,078
"Self-doubt is self-worth
1541
01:14:27,161 --> 01:14:28,538
in another universe."
1542
01:14:31,165 --> 01:14:32,166
What song is that?
1543
01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:33,668
My own.
1544
01:14:35,128 --> 01:14:36,004
Of course.
1545
01:14:37,964 --> 01:14:39,382
Is the paella ready yet?
1546
01:14:39,465 --> 01:14:41,551
Just about,
maybe another four hours or so.
1547
01:14:41,634 --> 01:14:42,593
Oh, Jesus.
1548
01:14:42,677 --> 01:14:46,139
-How are you gonna get that thing home?
-I don't know. I'll fucking fold it.
1549
01:14:46,681 --> 01:14:47,515
You know what?
1550
01:14:49,058 --> 01:14:51,269
Today was not an amazing day
in wine country.
1551
01:14:52,770 --> 01:14:53,771
So, suck on that.
1552
01:14:59,402 --> 01:15:03,322
-So how is it? Are you having fun?
-This trip is three nights too long.
1553
01:15:04,115 --> 01:15:07,243
But the trip is only three nights.Oh. I get it.
1554
01:15:09,495 --> 01:15:10,663
I wish I was there.
1555
01:15:11,748 --> 01:15:14,000
Hello, this is Oliviafrom Dr. Melton's office
1556
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:16,878
calling to let you know that the resultsfrom your blood work are in.
1557
01:15:16,961 --> 01:15:19,714
If you could please give us a call backat your earliest convenience...
1558
01:15:56,793 --> 01:15:57,668
Fuck!
1559
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,463
Oh, my God.
1560
01:16:00,671 --> 01:16:02,131
Oh, my back!
1561
01:16:05,301 --> 01:16:06,135
My back!
1562
01:16:10,056 --> 01:16:10,890
Oh, no.
1563
01:16:11,808 --> 01:16:13,559
Oh, my God, no.
1564
01:16:14,977 --> 01:16:16,771
Guys!
1565
01:16:21,275 --> 01:16:22,110
Hey.
1566
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,737
So, quick update,
the paella is still simmering.
1567
01:16:24,821 --> 01:16:26,906
It's gonna take a little longer
than I thought.
1568
01:16:26,989 --> 01:16:28,032
Whatever, Devon.
1569
01:16:38,251 --> 01:16:39,877
Any chance we could have sex?
1570
01:17:05,945 --> 01:17:06,779
Fine.
1571
01:17:14,871 --> 01:17:16,122
Good morning, sunshine.
1572
01:17:17,039 --> 01:17:20,459
I'd love to stick around and snuggle,
but the paella is probably peaking.
1573
01:17:20,543 --> 01:17:21,919
Devon, get the fuck out.
1574
01:17:22,086 --> 01:17:23,087
To be continued.
1575
01:17:27,550 --> 01:17:28,593
Rebecca?
1576
01:17:29,802 --> 01:17:32,263
What's going on?
Are you okay? Did you pass out?
1577
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,765
No, I'm not okay.
1578
01:17:35,141 --> 01:17:37,393
-I threw my back out.
-Oh, no.
1579
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,271
-Okay, let me call Tammy.
-No, Naomi, shut up, shut it.
1580
01:17:40,354 --> 01:17:41,522
-Okay.
-Just help me up here.
1581
01:17:41,606 --> 01:17:42,440
You got it.
1582
01:17:42,523 --> 01:17:44,358
-Okay, just get me up.
-Okay, you got it.
1583
01:17:44,442 --> 01:17:46,736
-Okay, ready? One, two, three...
-No problem.
1584
01:17:50,281 --> 01:17:51,157
Oh, honey.
1585
01:17:51,407 --> 01:17:52,533
Are you okay?
1586
01:17:53,159 --> 01:17:54,410
I was lying here all night.
1587
01:17:55,494 --> 01:17:56,579
And I realized...
1588
01:17:57,330 --> 01:17:58,581
Abby was right about me.
1589
01:17:59,248 --> 01:18:01,709
I did need to take a good hard look
in the mirror,
1590
01:18:02,168 --> 01:18:04,212
or in this case, the door.
1591
01:18:05,296 --> 01:18:06,631
And as I was lying here,
1592
01:18:07,006 --> 01:18:08,966
I saw every truth about myself.
1593
01:18:09,550 --> 01:18:10,426
Soon,
1594
01:18:11,010 --> 01:18:12,887
a trio of raccoons joined me.
1595
01:18:13,679 --> 01:18:14,513
Right there.
1596
01:18:15,598 --> 01:18:16,432
Yeah.
1597
01:18:17,141 --> 01:18:19,101
I locked eyes with the dad.
1598
01:18:21,187 --> 01:18:23,397
Once you've looked
in the eye of a raccoon,
1599
01:18:24,482 --> 01:18:25,691
you know your truth.
1600
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:28,945
How did you know he was the dad?
1601
01:18:29,195 --> 01:18:31,197
He was just the leader, I could tell.
1602
01:18:31,989 --> 01:18:33,115
But you didn't, like, look at--
1603
01:18:33,199 --> 01:18:36,619
They were all with me, though.
They stayed here. It was amazing.
1604
01:18:36,953 --> 01:18:39,538
-You saw a family of raccoons?
-Yes.
1605
01:18:40,456 --> 01:18:41,540
And you communicated with them?
1606
01:18:41,624 --> 01:18:43,834
I connected with them
more than anyone this whole weekend.
1607
01:18:44,877 --> 01:18:46,671
Honey, did you take that molly?
1608
01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:49,048
They helped me see what I really am.
1609
01:18:49,757 --> 01:18:51,926
-An old lady.
-What?
1610
01:18:52,385 --> 01:18:54,679
Yes, it's true. I'm old, 50!
1611
01:18:54,762 --> 01:18:56,639
-That's half a fucking century.
-Listen...
1612
01:18:57,265 --> 01:19:00,935
we are all getting older, and...
maybe our bodies aren't working--
1613
01:19:01,018 --> 01:19:02,687
Fuck feedback.
I don't want any feedback right now.
1614
01:19:02,770 --> 01:19:04,855
-Okay.
-I need to make some big changes.
1615
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:06,274
Number one...
1616
01:19:07,525 --> 01:19:08,776
I'm in a shitty marriage.
1617
01:19:09,568 --> 01:19:13,406
Brian is a world-class ding-dong.
1618
01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:16,951
Thank God.
1619
01:19:17,994 --> 01:19:19,537
Brian sucks.
1620
01:19:20,955 --> 01:19:22,748
Hey, what's going on in here?
1621
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:25,876
Rebecca threw her back out,
and Brian sucks.
1622
01:19:26,127 --> 01:19:27,503
What? No.
1623
01:19:27,586 --> 01:19:29,005
Val, she knows.
1624
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,549
-Thank God.
-Yeah, we don't like him.
1625
01:19:31,632 --> 01:19:33,884
-Such an asshole.
-I'm done lying to myself.
1626
01:19:34,218 --> 01:19:36,053
I'm ready to tell it like it is.
1627
01:19:36,137 --> 01:19:37,847
It's just like Lady Sunshine said.
1628
01:19:38,222 --> 01:19:40,599
It is later than we think, so--
1629
01:19:41,892 --> 01:19:43,853
Okay. Get me up off this floor.
1630
01:19:43,978 --> 01:19:48,524
'Cause we are gonna do everything
on that goddamn itinerary,
1631
01:19:48,607 --> 01:19:50,192
and we are gonna do it now!
1632
01:19:50,276 --> 01:19:52,820
This is really good news,
'cause I have planned exciting things.
1633
01:19:52,903 --> 01:19:55,323
Where's Catherine?
Has anyone seen her this morning?
1634
01:19:55,406 --> 01:19:59,076
Oh, my God, did she leave early
to do that stupid-ass cooking show?
1635
01:19:59,201 --> 01:20:01,537
Unbelievable, she full-on bailed
on Rebecca's birthday.
1636
01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:05,166
-Oh, happy birthday by the way.
-Happy birthday!
1637
01:20:05,624 --> 01:20:06,625
Load me up!
1638
01:20:06,876 --> 01:20:07,960
-Okay.
-Let's go!
1639
01:20:08,044 --> 01:20:10,087
-You all right?
-Go! Move!
1640
01:20:10,171 --> 01:20:11,922
-Okay, don't--
-Get me out of this bathrobe, though.
1641
01:20:12,006 --> 01:20:15,051
It's really depressing.
Put me in my finest muumuu!
1642
01:20:16,886 --> 01:20:19,055
Hey! Good news.
1643
01:20:19,263 --> 01:20:21,140
Two hours and counting on the paella.
1644
01:20:21,223 --> 01:20:23,934
How in God's name
is that paella not ready?
1645
01:20:24,101 --> 01:20:26,145
I got a little sidetracked last night.
1646
01:20:26,437 --> 01:20:28,606
-Stop.
-Okay, you know what? It's fine.
1647
01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:31,776
-We don't even want the paella.
-No, I can't wait to taste it, Devon.
1648
01:20:31,859 --> 01:20:34,195
No, let's not bullshit him.
We don't want the paella.
1649
01:20:34,278 --> 01:20:36,989
Life is too short to wait for the paella!
1650
01:20:37,782 --> 01:20:41,702
Ladies, we are gonna grab this day
by the motherfucking balls.
1651
01:20:41,786 --> 01:20:44,997
I'm gonna get this wheely chair
onto this senior van,
1652
01:20:45,081 --> 01:20:48,376
-and I'm going to my birthday brunch!
-Yeah! All right, let's do it!
1653
01:20:48,459 --> 01:20:49,460
Let's move it! Yeah!
1654
01:20:50,544 --> 01:20:51,629
I feel every bump.
1655
01:20:51,712 --> 01:20:53,381
-Oh, okay, sorry.
-Okay, no, it's all right.
1656
01:20:56,092 --> 01:20:57,426
My work here is done.
1657
01:20:59,678 --> 01:21:01,931
Okay, are you ready?
1658
01:21:02,014 --> 01:21:05,726
-Lay it on me. Big five-oh.
-Okay, here we go.
1659
01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,895
-Keep your eyes closed.
-Okay.
1660
01:21:10,356 --> 01:21:13,275
Happy, happy birthdayIt's your special day
1661
01:21:13,359 --> 01:21:16,278
Have a slice of pizzaWhat's your favorite way? Hey!
1662
01:21:17,154 --> 01:21:19,365
This is like end of A League of Their Own
1663
01:21:19,448 --> 01:21:21,909
where the baseball ladies show up
at the hall of fame.
1664
01:21:21,992 --> 01:21:23,077
So, check it out.
1665
01:21:23,327 --> 01:21:25,913
I just want to show you what I--
what we did. Okay.
1666
01:21:25,996 --> 01:21:28,499
We got the original sign from Antonio's.
1667
01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:30,876
It says "Happy birthday, Rebecca."
1668
01:21:31,001 --> 01:21:32,795
There's pictures of us.
These are the prices...
1669
01:21:32,878 --> 01:21:33,712
Oh, my God.
1670
01:21:33,796 --> 01:21:35,423
...that we had
when we were waiting tables.
1671
01:21:35,506 --> 01:21:37,633
Here is the mural
that somebody did a copy of.
1672
01:21:37,716 --> 01:21:39,468
But what's different about the face?
1673
01:21:40,761 --> 01:21:45,516
-You didn't! How did you do that?
-We had Antonio's pizza flown in.
1674
01:21:45,599 --> 01:21:47,393
-And these...
-Oh, my God.
1675
01:21:47,518 --> 01:21:50,688
...are the original bread baskets we used.
And everyone can take one of these home.
1676
01:21:50,771 --> 01:21:52,231
Wow. That is--
1677
01:21:52,314 --> 01:21:54,608
Okay, so, Antonio could not be with us
'cause he's dead.
1678
01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:57,987
But we have our DJ dressed up
like Antonio,
1679
01:21:58,070 --> 01:22:00,614
and he is ready to get this party started!
1680
01:22:21,427 --> 01:22:23,137
Well, doesn't this look fun.
1681
01:22:23,971 --> 01:22:26,098
-Catherine!
-Cut it!
1682
01:22:26,182 --> 01:22:28,184
Catherine! Hey! Catherine!
1683
01:22:28,559 --> 01:22:30,144
Sorry, we thought you left.
1684
01:22:30,603 --> 01:22:31,770
I have a shirt for you.
1685
01:22:31,896 --> 01:22:35,107
-Did you guys even notice that I was gone?
-We tried to contact you.
1686
01:22:35,191 --> 01:22:37,735
-The Wi-Fi here is...
-The password is so long.
1687
01:22:37,818 --> 01:22:40,237
I shouldn't have even come on this trip.
I'm clearly not wanted.
1688
01:22:40,321 --> 01:22:42,031
I mean,
and Abby, can you just be honest?
1689
01:22:42,114 --> 01:22:44,617
Did you get a five-bedroom
because I wasn't really invited?
1690
01:22:44,909 --> 01:22:48,078
What? No.
I honestly thought Jenny wouldn't show.
1691
01:22:48,162 --> 01:22:50,414
-Same.
-Whatever, I don't care anymore.
1692
01:22:51,123 --> 01:22:53,375
Don't worry,
you clearly won't notice that I'm gone.
1693
01:22:56,921 --> 01:22:57,796
Wow.
1694
01:22:59,256 --> 01:23:00,090
Hey, cut it.
1695
01:23:01,383 --> 01:23:02,510
I thought she was clapping.
1696
01:23:02,593 --> 01:23:05,054
-It was a slow clap.
-She's clapping sarcastically.
1697
01:23:05,137 --> 01:23:07,640
Wait, who's talking? I can't see.
What's happening?
1698
01:23:07,723 --> 01:23:10,434
-Okay, what's going on here?
-Oh, what's going on here
1699
01:23:10,518 --> 01:23:12,978
is I threw my back out 'cause I'm old.
1700
01:23:13,062 --> 01:23:14,980
Oh, my God, Rebecca, you are not old.
1701
01:23:15,064 --> 01:23:18,943
Oh, please, just don't throw the word
"vivacious" at me or I will lose it.
1702
01:23:20,611 --> 01:23:22,821
Naomi, what is with the slow clap?
1703
01:23:23,072 --> 01:23:24,365
Oh, I am just applauding
1704
01:23:24,448 --> 01:23:27,076
the greatest self-fulfilling prophecy
of all time.
1705
01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:28,494
What are you talking about?
1706
01:23:28,577 --> 01:23:31,497
You always think that you're not invited
or we leave you out.
1707
01:23:31,580 --> 01:23:32,957
So you bury yourself in your work,
1708
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:36,961
but then, you're so buried in your work
that you are left out.
1709
01:23:37,378 --> 01:23:40,339
I'm busy, okay? I can't just take off work
whenever I feel like it,
1710
01:23:40,422 --> 01:23:43,133
and I shouldn't have to apologize
for being successful.
1711
01:23:43,425 --> 01:23:47,179
We are not asking you to apologize
for being successful.
1712
01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:49,557
I'm proud as fuck of you!
1713
01:23:49,932 --> 01:23:53,811
But have you ever considered
that we might really need you here?
1714
01:23:54,853 --> 01:23:56,855
We all need all of us here.
1715
01:23:56,939 --> 01:23:59,692
I need to know that we're all gonna
be there for each other,
1716
01:23:59,775 --> 01:24:01,819
because this group is sacred to me
1717
01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:05,489
And if we can't get
through a weekend together,
1718
01:24:07,283 --> 01:24:09,410
well, then I'm completely lost.
1719
01:24:10,661 --> 01:24:14,164
I am going through a really hard time,
and...
1720
01:24:14,999 --> 01:24:16,375
I... You know what?
1721
01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:18,127
God, fuck it!
1722
01:24:19,253 --> 01:24:20,129
Fuck!
1723
01:24:20,212 --> 01:24:23,215
Fuck. DJ, play that fucking song!
1724
01:24:23,966 --> 01:24:24,842
Cut it.
1725
01:24:26,218 --> 01:24:27,303
What hard time?
1726
01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:33,475
I finally took the BRCA gene test.
1727
01:24:33,809 --> 01:24:34,977
And my results came back,
1728
01:24:35,686 --> 01:24:38,522
and I'm too afraid to call
because I'm not ready to hear
1729
01:24:38,606 --> 01:24:40,649
that I'm dying of breast cancer. Okay?
1730
01:24:44,612 --> 01:24:45,446
My God.
1731
01:24:55,539 --> 01:24:58,125
Why isn't anybody telling anybody shit?
1732
01:24:58,208 --> 01:24:59,960
Because Lady Sunshine was right.
1733
01:25:00,085 --> 01:25:01,420
No, she wasn't.
1734
01:25:03,213 --> 01:25:04,548
Maybe I should go after her.
1735
01:25:04,632 --> 01:25:08,135
There's a slideshow coming up that
I think's gonna really lift her spirits.
1736
01:25:08,260 --> 01:25:12,056
Abby, do you really think a slideshow
is gonna make her fears go away?
1737
01:25:12,473 --> 01:25:14,683
What? I don't know. Maybe.
1738
01:25:15,184 --> 01:25:18,020
Look, Rebecca.
I'm just trying to fix this birthday
1739
01:25:18,103 --> 01:25:21,398
so you can have fun, okay?
Why is this so difficult?
1740
01:25:22,107 --> 01:25:25,569
All right, Abby,
let's get real here, okay?
1741
01:25:25,653 --> 01:25:29,365
You got fired, right?
And this planning this birthday
1742
01:25:29,448 --> 01:25:32,117
is probably the first sense of control
you've had in years.
1743
01:25:32,576 --> 01:25:35,496
That's totally okay,
but you asked me over and over
1744
01:25:35,579 --> 01:25:38,040
what I wanted for my birthday,
but you didn't listen.
1745
01:25:38,123 --> 01:25:40,334
So let's stop pretending
that this weekend is about me
1746
01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:42,419
because it's all about you.
1747
01:25:52,054 --> 01:25:53,180
Don't come after me.
1748
01:25:53,472 --> 01:25:56,183
I'm not coming after you.
This is a dual storm out.
1749
01:25:56,266 --> 01:25:58,227
Where are we going? Do you see them?
1750
01:25:58,769 --> 01:26:00,104
Naomi, stop.
1751
01:26:00,187 --> 01:26:02,147
Leave me alone. I want to be by myself.
1752
01:26:02,731 --> 01:26:04,108
I wanna be by myself!
1753
01:26:06,026 --> 01:26:08,445
Naomi, wait, you're not dying.
1754
01:26:08,529 --> 01:26:09,988
You're gonna be fine.
1755
01:26:10,197 --> 01:26:12,825
Really? How do you know, Val?
What are you, an oracle?
1756
01:26:12,908 --> 01:26:14,326
Are your eyeballs a mammogram?
1757
01:26:14,410 --> 01:26:16,495
You just scan me,
and you know I'm gonna be fine?
1758
01:26:16,578 --> 01:26:19,248
I don't know, okay?
I'm trying to be a nice person.
1759
01:26:19,331 --> 01:26:21,750
Can I ask you something?
Why did you tip Lady Sunshine?
1760
01:26:22,334 --> 01:26:25,713
She charged, like, $500
to tell all of us that we sucked.
1761
01:26:25,921 --> 01:26:29,049
I can tip whoever the hell I want
as much as I want.
1762
01:26:29,133 --> 01:26:30,467
I'm a grown-ass woman.
1763
01:26:30,551 --> 01:26:33,095
Good. Go tip the whole world.
See how that works for you.
1764
01:26:33,387 --> 01:26:34,930
This is a nightmare.
1765
01:26:35,264 --> 01:26:36,557
Then go home, Jenny.
1766
01:26:36,682 --> 01:26:38,142
We all know you want to.
1767
01:26:38,225 --> 01:26:41,562
All weekend, all these withering glances,
making me feel like two cents.
1768
01:26:41,645 --> 01:26:44,773
Well, what do you want?
A round of applause for most planning?
1769
01:26:44,857 --> 01:26:47,192
Naomi, be a grown-up and call your doctor.
1770
01:26:47,818 --> 01:26:49,653
You are acting like a millennial.
1771
01:26:49,737 --> 01:26:50,988
How dare--
1772
01:26:52,030 --> 01:26:53,323
-Something bit me!
-What did?
1773
01:26:53,407 --> 01:26:55,033
Oh, my God! A snake.
1774
01:26:55,117 --> 01:26:56,452
What?
1775
01:26:56,535 --> 01:26:58,287
-Oh, my God!
-No!
1776
01:26:58,370 --> 01:27:01,415
-Someone tell me what's happening!
-Naomi got bit by a snake!
1777
01:27:01,665 --> 01:27:02,958
Oh, my God, it's like the cards.
1778
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:06,128
-Old rocks, snakes.
-Oh, my God, it's happening.
1779
01:27:06,378 --> 01:27:09,673
Lady Sunshine was for real.
I bet if we looked it up on the internet,
1780
01:27:09,757 --> 01:27:11,675
we'd find out that she's been dead
for 50 years.
1781
01:27:11,759 --> 01:27:15,012
Oh, my God, my leg is seizing up! Fuck!
1782
01:27:15,095 --> 01:27:17,806
Everybody, stay really calm.
We need to elevate it. We need to ice it.
1783
01:27:17,890 --> 01:27:19,725
We need to call 911. We're gonna call 911.
1784
01:27:19,808 --> 01:27:22,227
We're calling 911.
Fuck me, there's no signal.
1785
01:27:22,311 --> 01:27:25,022
-Fucking never service.
-Does anyone have a hot spot?
1786
01:27:25,105 --> 01:27:26,690
Does anyone know how to get it brighter?
1787
01:27:26,774 --> 01:27:29,109
-I just took three pictures.
-...then look for brightness...
1788
01:27:29,193 --> 01:27:33,197
-My phone is so slow.
-Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
1789
01:27:33,989 --> 01:27:35,657
No, you're not gonna die, Naomi.
1790
01:27:35,741 --> 01:27:38,702
You're not gonna die, and you know why?
'Cause I'm going to get help.
1791
01:27:38,827 --> 01:27:40,537
Val 2.0!
1792
01:27:41,455 --> 01:27:42,831
Val!
1793
01:27:44,082 --> 01:27:45,292
Oh, my God!
1794
01:27:47,085 --> 01:27:50,005
Shit!
It sounds like Val's getting smaller!
1795
01:27:54,176 --> 01:27:55,010
Wait!
1796
01:27:55,886 --> 01:27:57,638
-Wait!
-What's going on?
1797
01:27:58,013 --> 01:28:00,474
-What was that?
-Val fell down the hill.
1798
01:28:01,141 --> 01:28:04,102
-I'm going.
-What? You're going?
1799
01:28:04,186 --> 01:28:05,479
Wait, Jenny's going?
1800
01:28:06,355 --> 01:28:07,773
Someone's gotta help her.
1801
01:28:07,856 --> 01:28:09,566
Why don't we just go back
the way we came in?
1802
01:28:09,650 --> 01:28:11,819
No! Hell no! There's snakes back there.
1803
01:28:12,611 --> 01:28:14,696
-No, Jenny!
-What's happening?
1804
01:28:15,322 --> 01:28:17,449
-Jenny?
-Jenny, no!
1805
01:28:18,408 --> 01:28:21,286
Jenny? Oh, my God, how is she not falling?
1806
01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:22,913
Hey, Jenny!
1807
01:28:23,372 --> 01:28:25,707
Wow. Did she ski as a kid?
1808
01:28:28,085 --> 01:28:29,670
Man, she's keeping that wine safe.
1809
01:28:32,130 --> 01:28:33,340
I am not gonna die
1810
01:28:33,423 --> 01:28:35,926
of a poisonous snake bite
on the top of this hill.
1811
01:28:36,176 --> 01:28:38,178
Not today, Satan! I got this.
1812
01:28:38,512 --> 01:28:39,346
What?
1813
01:28:40,347 --> 01:28:42,850
-I'm going!
-Okay, now, Naomi's going.
1814
01:28:43,767 --> 01:28:46,687
Help me out of this cart,
I need to go down the hill.
1815
01:28:48,730 --> 01:28:49,857
What about your back?
1816
01:28:50,023 --> 01:28:52,985
-You know what? It's my birthday.
-Oh, God.
1817
01:28:53,068 --> 01:28:56,947
And I'm not gonna lay here
and watch the fucking clouds go by.
1818
01:28:57,114 --> 01:28:59,908
Now, get me off this cart.
1819
01:29:00,367 --> 01:29:01,410
Hold on.
1820
01:29:01,493 --> 01:29:04,371
-Naomi, you can do it!
-There's wine down here!
1821
01:29:04,454 --> 01:29:05,831
Go!
1822
01:29:08,917 --> 01:29:10,794
-Oh, boy.
-Oh, cripes.
1823
01:29:14,006 --> 01:29:15,465
-No...
-Jump!
1824
01:29:15,549 --> 01:29:16,383
Naomi!
1825
01:29:17,259 --> 01:29:18,093
Fuck!
1826
01:29:20,721 --> 01:29:22,097
Is everybody okay?
1827
01:29:24,224 --> 01:29:25,100
Oh, my God.
1828
01:29:26,184 --> 01:29:27,603
That fixed my back!
1829
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:29,855
Oh, God!
1830
01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:34,443
I'm gonna take the easy way.
1831
01:29:35,527 --> 01:29:38,071
-You did it. That was crazy.
-We did it.
1832
01:29:38,155 --> 01:29:39,197
Oh, my God.
1833
01:29:39,615 --> 01:29:41,408
Easy.
1834
01:29:42,492 --> 01:29:45,454
Just get to the bush,
and you're fine from there.
1835
01:29:45,704 --> 01:29:46,663
That's what she said.
1836
01:29:51,460 --> 01:29:54,087
Just let go! We're here for you!
1837
01:29:54,296 --> 01:29:55,464
You got this, Abby.
1838
01:29:55,547 --> 01:29:58,258
-I'm gonna let go!
-You can do it!
1839
01:29:59,927 --> 01:30:02,429
You're braving the wilderness, Abby!
1840
01:30:06,767 --> 01:30:09,394
-You got it! Yeah!
-Of course I'm the last one left.
1841
01:30:09,978 --> 01:30:11,229
Oh, my God.
1842
01:30:13,106 --> 01:30:14,816
Hello? Oh, hi!
1843
01:30:15,317 --> 01:30:17,069
Hi! The whole team's there. Hi, guys!
1844
01:30:17,152 --> 01:30:19,196
-Cath, come on!
-Yeah!
1845
01:30:19,279 --> 01:30:20,280
Great, go ahead.
1846
01:30:21,239 --> 01:30:23,033
Are you kidding me? She's taking a call?
1847
01:30:23,742 --> 01:30:24,576
Okay.
1848
01:30:25,577 --> 01:30:28,830
So you're saying that you think
I would be stupid to pass on this offer.
1849
01:30:30,749 --> 01:30:32,834
Well, I'm gonna be stupid. I'm gonna pass.
1850
01:30:33,460 --> 01:30:36,463
You know what? Life is just going
by me faster than I thought it would,
1851
01:30:36,546 --> 01:30:39,132
and I'm tired
of chasing the next big thing.
1852
01:30:39,216 --> 01:30:41,551
I-- It's kept me from living
in the present.
1853
01:30:42,844 --> 01:30:45,013
Okay, I'm gonna hang up
before I change my mind.
1854
01:30:50,769 --> 01:30:53,063
In case you're wondering,
I said no to the job!
1855
01:30:53,438 --> 01:30:55,524
-What is she saying?
-We can't hear you!
1856
01:30:55,857 --> 01:30:58,402
I wanna be able to go on vacation,
you know?
1857
01:31:04,574 --> 01:31:06,368
I'm so sorry, we can't hear you!
1858
01:31:06,910 --> 01:31:09,037
But here's the thing you do have to know
about me.
1859
01:31:09,121 --> 01:31:10,664
I love working.
1860
01:31:10,956 --> 01:31:12,416
I do. I love it.
1861
01:31:14,334 --> 01:31:15,877
But I'm gonna come down there.
1862
01:31:17,087 --> 01:31:18,338
I'm coming down now,
1863
01:31:19,089 --> 01:31:20,507
because I choose you.
1864
01:31:21,216 --> 01:31:23,093
-I mean, should we nod?
-I can't hear a word.
1865
01:31:23,176 --> 01:31:24,094
I didn't get one word of that.
1866
01:31:24,177 --> 01:31:27,639
Adrian, comma, send ambulance
to Sacred Moon Winery, period.
1867
01:31:27,723 --> 01:31:30,267
Friend bitten by snake, exclamation point,
question mark.
1868
01:31:30,350 --> 01:31:32,227
Snake emoji. Send.
1869
01:31:47,284 --> 01:31:49,369
Swan dive maybe wasn't the best idea.
1870
01:31:49,995 --> 01:31:51,621
Gonna feel that one tomorrow.
1871
01:31:55,167 --> 01:31:56,585
But it was glorious.
1872
01:31:57,711 --> 01:31:58,545
Thanks.
1873
01:32:02,215 --> 01:32:04,468
Okay, so the snake wasn't venomous.
1874
01:32:05,510 --> 01:32:08,305
We treated it
with some antibacterial cream, and...
1875
01:32:09,181 --> 01:32:10,057
you're all good.
1876
01:32:11,349 --> 01:32:14,603
Well, I'm definitely not all good.
1877
01:32:15,812 --> 01:32:16,938
Little condescending.
1878
01:32:17,022 --> 01:32:21,026
So, we almost died on that hill
because of a non-venomous snake?
1879
01:32:21,443 --> 01:32:23,737
Yeah, you know, honestly, I think
it might have been a sharp twig.
1880
01:32:25,197 --> 01:32:26,990
Sometimes those catch you
at the wrong angle.
1881
01:32:27,074 --> 01:32:29,367
No, it was a snake. We saw a snake.
1882
01:32:29,451 --> 01:32:31,078
Also, I'm a grown woman.
1883
01:32:31,161 --> 01:32:33,663
I think I know when I've been bit
by a snake.
1884
01:32:34,122 --> 01:32:35,832
Let me guess, Dr. Dickswing,
1885
01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:37,501
it's because of her period.
1886
01:32:37,584 --> 01:32:40,003
That's the problem with the medical
establishment, no one listens to women.
1887
01:32:40,087 --> 01:32:43,548
Right. This is why more women die
of heart attacks, right here.
1888
01:32:43,924 --> 01:32:45,884
Also, I don't appreciate it
1889
01:32:45,967 --> 01:32:48,970
when you grin at me
while giving me my results.
1890
01:32:49,262 --> 01:32:50,430
'Cause I could have died.
1891
01:32:50,847 --> 01:32:52,099
When I get home,
1892
01:32:52,557 --> 01:32:55,143
and if there is venom in my ankle,
1893
01:32:55,268 --> 01:32:58,980
I'm gonna come back here
and make sure you personally suck it out.
1894
01:32:59,064 --> 01:33:00,023
-Yeah.
-Suck it.
1895
01:33:00,273 --> 01:33:02,400
I'm not entirely sure
what's happening here.
1896
01:33:02,984 --> 01:33:04,986
-Thank you, that'll be all.
-Okay, thank you.
1897
01:33:05,112 --> 01:33:09,074
Also, tell your mom to pick you up
after your shift, Doogie!
1898
01:33:09,616 --> 01:33:11,368
Fucking dickweed.
1899
01:33:12,119 --> 01:33:12,994
So should we...
1900
01:33:14,830 --> 01:33:16,331
head on back to the house?
1901
01:33:19,334 --> 01:33:20,418
We need to make a call.
1902
01:33:27,884 --> 01:33:28,927
Call doctor...?
1903
01:33:30,428 --> 01:33:31,346
Melton.
1904
01:33:33,682 --> 01:33:34,850
Call Dr. Melton.
1905
01:33:37,185 --> 01:33:38,562
Hello, Dr. Melton's office.
1906
01:33:38,854 --> 01:33:40,397
Hi, this is Naomi Reid.
1907
01:33:40,564 --> 01:33:43,066
I'm calling for the results
of my BRCA test.
1908
01:33:43,608 --> 01:33:46,987
Yes, let me get the results for you.Let me put you on a brief hold, okay?
1909
01:33:47,404 --> 01:33:48,238
Yeah.
1910
01:33:49,281 --> 01:33:51,032
That was a really good Naomi.
1911
01:33:55,328 --> 01:33:57,706
No matter what this news is,
we got you, okay?
1912
01:34:02,252 --> 01:34:03,211
Hi, Mrs. Reid?
1913
01:34:04,045 --> 01:34:06,089
Hi, yes, your blood workcame back negative.
1914
01:34:06,756 --> 01:34:08,842
Thank you.
1915
01:34:11,845 --> 01:34:13,513
Thank you so much.
1916
01:34:13,930 --> 01:34:16,224
And what were the results of my fart test?
1917
01:34:20,478 --> 01:34:21,646
I don't have it.
1918
01:34:22,981 --> 01:34:23,857
Hey, Janiece.
1919
01:34:24,566 --> 01:34:27,027
How's your son? Still on the chess team?
1920
01:34:27,110 --> 01:34:30,238
-Oh, yeah, big nerd.
-It's the only way to raise 'em.
1921
01:34:30,864 --> 01:34:32,199
Hey, Tammy's here.
1922
01:34:32,449 --> 01:34:34,201
How'd you know where we were at?
1923
01:34:34,326 --> 01:34:36,828
Well, I heard on the scanner
that six middle-aged ladies
1924
01:34:36,912 --> 01:34:39,039
went to the ER.
Figured it had to be you guys.
1925
01:34:42,834 --> 01:34:45,503
So, do you still want me to call
that taxi for you?
1926
01:34:46,171 --> 01:34:48,673
No. My friend will drive us.
1927
01:34:49,633 --> 01:34:51,593
Did not know we were using the f-word.
1928
01:34:52,636 --> 01:34:54,596
I am deleting Jade.
1929
01:34:55,597 --> 01:34:56,973
I'm too cool for her, I think.
1930
01:34:57,057 --> 01:34:58,350
-Indeed.
-Poor thing.
1931
01:34:58,975 --> 01:35:01,561
Well, at least you got a great painting
of the Nanny out of the deal.
1932
01:35:01,645 --> 01:35:03,730
What did that cost you? Like, 50 bucks?
1933
01:35:04,189 --> 01:35:05,065
Yeah, about that.
1934
01:35:05,148 --> 01:35:08,193
-Let me take that plant off your hands.
-You deserve it, Janiece.
1935
01:35:08,318 --> 01:35:10,195
Okay, come on, truck's out front.
1936
01:35:10,904 --> 01:35:12,739
What happened to you guys anyway?
1937
01:35:13,281 --> 01:35:15,784
-Fell down a hill.
-Seems about right.
1938
01:35:40,267 --> 01:35:43,311
-Thank you, Tammy.
-De nada. Now...
1939
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:47,065
I'm just gonna remind you
to ping-pong between water and wine
1940
01:35:47,148 --> 01:35:49,067
because that helps with the hangover.
1941
01:35:49,359 --> 01:35:52,070
Oh, is that... the things we say now?
1942
01:35:52,153 --> 01:35:53,238
Absolutely.
1943
01:35:53,363 --> 01:35:55,740
-Good job, Tammy!
-Oh, good one, Tammy!
1944
01:35:55,824 --> 01:35:58,618
-I'm gonna let you guys get to it.
-Tammy, stay and hang with us.
1945
01:35:58,702 --> 01:36:02,163
-No, that's all right.
-Yeah! Sit right there.
1946
01:36:02,247 --> 01:36:03,164
Come have some fun.
1947
01:36:03,248 --> 01:36:05,709
-Park it. Drop your can.
-Park your pooter.
1948
01:36:05,792 --> 01:36:08,712
-Thank you very much.
-All right, ladies, I just want to say...
1949
01:36:09,170 --> 01:36:10,714
thank you for a great birthday.
1950
01:36:11,339 --> 01:36:13,508
Rebecca. Happy birthday to Rebecca.
1951
01:36:13,591 --> 01:36:17,762
-Come on, give it to me! All about me!
-Rebecca!
1952
01:36:17,846 --> 01:36:19,681
-Happy birthday, love you.
-Cheers.
1953
01:36:20,015 --> 01:36:21,016
Cheers.
1954
01:36:23,977 --> 01:36:24,894
Oh, my God.
1955
01:36:25,312 --> 01:36:26,896
-Oh, wow.
-It's cool, right?
1956
01:36:28,023 --> 01:36:29,774
Abby, did you plan this?
1957
01:36:30,442 --> 01:36:31,776
I love it!
1958
01:36:32,610 --> 01:36:34,029
I'm so glad you like it.
1959
01:36:43,288 --> 01:36:44,456
Guys, I fucked Devon.
1960
01:36:45,373 --> 01:36:47,167
-What?
-Excuse me?
1961
01:36:47,751 --> 01:36:50,337
I fucked Devon. I had sex with him.
I fucked Devon.
1962
01:36:51,087 --> 01:36:52,756
-Paella Devon?
-Yeah.
1963
01:36:54,466 --> 01:36:56,009
Oh, my God.
1964
01:36:56,259 --> 01:36:58,428
This is mind-blowing.
1965
01:36:59,054 --> 01:37:00,680
-Was it good?
-Oh, yeah.
1966
01:37:00,889 --> 01:37:01,765
Dang.
1967
01:37:02,182 --> 01:37:04,434
Ew, they're cheersing to it.
1968
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,728
Oh, my God.
1969
01:37:07,187 --> 01:37:09,356
-I, too, fucked Devon.
-What?
1970
01:37:10,732 --> 01:37:12,525
-No.
-Yeah, I did.
1971
01:37:12,609 --> 01:37:14,986
-Don't do that right now.
-Did everybody fuck Devon?
1972
01:37:15,153 --> 01:37:17,155
Did I fuck Devon?
1973
01:37:17,781 --> 01:37:19,824
Guess he really did come with the house.
1974
01:37:22,827 --> 01:37:24,829
-Oh, Tammy liked that one!
-Okay.
1975
01:37:25,914 --> 01:37:28,166
You know,
I'm really glad I came on this trip.
1976
01:37:28,625 --> 01:37:29,793
Oh, my God.
1977
01:37:31,711 --> 01:37:32,670
I love you guys.
1978
01:40:09,702 --> 01:40:11,955
Are we singing that last part wrong,or are we singing--
1979
01:40:12,038 --> 01:40:14,040
-I beefed it so many times.-I beefed it many times.
1980
01:40:14,123 --> 01:40:15,750
-I did, too.-I did it perfectly.
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