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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need some
kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dreams
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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(THEME MUSIC)
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Cousin, I'm home!
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LARRY:
Push your fingers together.
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Thank you, cousin.
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I have never been so proud.
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You've enlisted.
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Balki, I haven't enlisted.
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Balki, this is hunting gear.
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Tomorrow, I am going
hunting with Wainwright.
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Hunting? Cousin,
I didn't know you were a hunter.
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I'm not. I've never been
hunting before in my life.
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But how hard could it be?
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You point the gun, you pull
the trigger, you hit something.
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Now, wait a minute.
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the hunting of innocent animals.
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Balki, it's a sport.
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It's only a sport
if the animals have guns, too.
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But you're big enough to make
your own bad decisions.
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Just for the record
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what poor, wide-eyed,
innocent creature
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who never meant you
any harm in the world
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and whose very existence
supports the delicate balance
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of nature will you
be mindlessly slaughtering?
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Ducks.
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Ducks?
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Yes...ducks.
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Filthy, disgusting
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Well...ducks.
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I hate ducks.
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Ducks have terrorized
generations of Mypiots.
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Cousin, they ruin our crops
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foul our wells,
and date our chickens.
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We tried, cousin, we tried to
live peacefully with the ducks.
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We, we talked to them,
we negotiated with them.
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We threatened, we even set out
a tangy orange sauce
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to let them know
we meant business.
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But nothing worked.
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In the end we had no choice
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but to do battle
with the ducks.
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Oh, cousin,
let me go with you. Let me...
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Let me hunt, let me hunt
these dreadful creatures
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and eradicate them
from the face of the earth!
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Filthy, disgusting,
immoral ducks!
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(GROANS)
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Oh!
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(GROANING)
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Balki!
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Snap out of it!
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I'm fine.
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Cousin, you've got to
take me with you.
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You must let me hunt the ducks!
Cousin, I've got to...
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I am not letting you get
anywhere near those ducks.
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Oh, no.
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Filthy, disgusting,
immoral ducks!
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(GROANING)
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(SOBBING)
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Balki!
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Snap out of it!
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I'm fine.
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Alright.
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Balki...
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What is wrong with you?
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Cousin, there's something
about me that...
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That I've never told you.
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I don't wanna know.
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Well, you've gotta know.
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When I was a little boy, I
found this little baby turtle.
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He had, he had hurt
his little leg
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and his mama leave him behind.
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So I took him home,
and I nurse him back to health.
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I named him Bippi.
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Oh, Bippi.
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One day, Bippi and I were laying
out in a field getting some sun
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and all of a sudden,
out of nowhere
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a duck swoop out of the sky
and grab Bippi and fly away.
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And I run after them,
stumbling and calling...
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"Bippi! Bippi! Bippi!"
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And Bippi looked down
longingly at me and cried out...
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Cousin...
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Let me go with you
and hunt the enemy duck.
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Let me do it for Bippi!
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Balki...
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I'm sorry about...
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Bippi.
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(SOBBING)
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But I can't let you go.
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They have shotguns on Mypos?
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Well, of course we do!
Don't be ridiculous!
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But to hunt the dreaded duck
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we needed a more accurate
weapon...
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A more deadly weapon.
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So we developed
the ultimate weapon.
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The ducks have been
known to migrate.
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Cousin, wait 'til you see this.
You're going to want one.
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Balki, I don't want to see
the ultimate weapon.
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This trip is
very important to me.
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You can't come.
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Here it is.
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The deadly, bonk-a-duck!
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(ULULATING)
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Pretty impressive, huh?
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Balki, that is just
a sling with a rock.
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You can't hit anything
with that.
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(SCOFFS)
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That's what that duck said.
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Now...
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You see that soda can
sitting on that bus bench
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about 50 yards away?
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Yes, I see it.
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that can with a rock
in this silly sling?
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No, Mr. Ye-of-Little-Face.
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I expect you to believe that
I'm going to hit that soda can
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make it spin in the air,
bounce off that tree
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and land in the trash can.
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without your arms again?
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Stand over there.
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(ULULATING)
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(CAN CLANKING)
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Oh, my lord! You hit it!
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And?
It's spinning in the air!
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And?
Bouncing off the tree!
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Into?
A trash can.
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Need I say less?
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Balki, you are coming
with me on this trip.
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After this weekend, I'll be
Wainwright's favorite employee.
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I'll get a raise!
I'll get a promotion!
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And I'll get a handsome
duck head for the mantel.
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Balki! Over here!
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(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
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(SIGHS)
I love the smell of stagnant
swamp water in the morning.
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Reminds me of Mypos.
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Yo, ducks!
I'm your worst nightmare!
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Balki...
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Is this good duck weather?
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Oh, this is great duck weather.
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The sky was just like
this the last time
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the ducks invaded Mypos.
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There were hundreds of them.
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They came in low,
from the north.
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They got in right under Radaros.
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You mean Radar?
No, I mean Radaros.
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He's a little guy
with baggy pants
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who sits in a tree...
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And looks up into
the sky for ducks.
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On the weekends, he's a
wind sock at the airport.
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Reconnaissance ducks!
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(ULULATING)
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No ducks! No ducks! No ducks.
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Would you hold it
down over here?
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Mister... Yes, sir.
Uh, sorry, uh...
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Uh, Balki stepped on a...fish.
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The pride of "The Chronicle"
is in our hands.
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You have nothing
to worry about, sir.
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Mr. Wainwright, if you can
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try to take a few of the ducks
alive, we can interrogate them.
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It's just a little
duck humor, sir.
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Remember, kill as many
ducks as you can.
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We're here to have fun.
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Balki, what if
no ducks fly over?
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Don't worry, cousin.
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I have this.
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(DUCK CALL)
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I speak fluent Duck.
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I know how to lure them, cousin.
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It's an old,
but effective trick.
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I'll do the duck mating call.
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(DUCK CALL)
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Now remember, cousin...
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They'll be in a mating mood.
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So whatever you do,
don't make eye contact.
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Balki.
What?
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It worked. I see ducks.
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Where?
Off in the distance.
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I hope I see the one
who got Bippi!
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(ULULATING)
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Wait a minute! No, cousin!
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(GUNSHOT)
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Well, what did you
do that for?
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Well, I cannot let you
kill them ducks!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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What are you doing?
What is the matter with you?
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Cousin, we cannot
kill them ducks.
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What do you mean,
we cannot kill them ducks?
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You hate ducks.
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Them ducks aren't
Myposian killer ducks.
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Ducks is ducks.
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You idiot.
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I... Mr. Wainwright, it was
my fault, I told him not to...
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(GRUNTS)
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He was covering for me, sir.
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It won't happen again, sir.
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And then you'll be unhappy.
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Did I tell you how dashing you
look in your hunting gear, sir?
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Balki, we have
to kill those ducks.
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Now, those ducks
are the same kind of ducks
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Poor, helpless, defenseless,
little Bippi...
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Whose life became
an empty shell.
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Nice imagery, cousin,
but I'm not buying it.
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Them ducks is just
little fluffy ducks.
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Little fluffy ducks cannot
pick up a 300-pound
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sea turtle and fly away.
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Bippi was a 300-pound turtle?
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When I watched his diet, yeah.
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And a duck carried him away?
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What do these ducks look like?
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Oh, cousin, they are terrifying.
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They have a six foot wingspan.
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And their skin is this
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leathery armor-like material.
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They have razor-sharp claws
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And the backs of their
heads come to a point...
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Although they do have
a rather disarming smile.
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Balki, you just described
a pterodactyl.
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No, pteroductyl.
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You say pterodactyl,
we say pteroductyl.
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You say to-may-to,
we say to-mah-to.
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My point is, let's call
the whole thing off.
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(MUMBLES)
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No, Balki, Balki, Balki, Balki.
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Believe me, if these
were little fluffy ducks
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I'd be the first one to say
we can't kill them.
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But those ducks
were pteroductyls.
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They were just too far away
for you to recognize them.
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So call 'em back,
call 'em back
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and knock as many of them
as you can out of the sky
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and you'll see them
for the killer ducks
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that they really are.
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Boy, do we hate ducks!
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disgusting, immoral ducks!
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(GROANING)
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You know, you're three floats
short of a parade?
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Alright, alright, Balki.
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Maybe these aren't
killer ducks.
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But I have the opportunity
of a lifetime here.
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We are talking about my future.
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On the way here,
Mr. Wainwright called me Barry.
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Do you realize how close that
is to my real first name?
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my career will take off!
Please, please, please!
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Please, come on,
please, Balki, please.
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Balki, Balki, Balki...
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(DUCK CALL)
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You're calling the ducks!
Thank you! Thank you!
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I'm not calling the ducks.
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00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:26,813
I'm calling to them to tell them
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00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,549
Now, we're going to just
sit down right here
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until Mr. Wainwright,
publisher and duck murderer
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decides it's time to go home.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Balki, nobody has shot
a duck all day.
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If I can get just one duck,
"The Chronicle" will win
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and Wainwright will love us.
Call a duck.
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00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,239
No. No.
Just one duck.
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One duck that none
of the other ducks like!
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Forget it, cousin.
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00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,548
Ooh, oh, boy!
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Hey, this little bugger's
really putting up a fight.
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00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,619
But he's no match for me.
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00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,392
Yeah, yeah, I think
this baby's a keeper.
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00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,496
Cousin, you know this-this...
Ah!
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This marsh is teeming
with Myposian delicacies.
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Look, I've got snails,
slugs and grubs.
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00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,473
When we get home I'm gonna make
a nice three-larvae salad.
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Little raspberry
vinaigrette dressing.
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(DUCKS QUACKING)
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Ducks!
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Who needs you? (CHUCKLES)
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If I get lucky here,
my whole life changes forever.
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(DUCK CALL)
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00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,302
You did that?
That's right, I did.
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00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,270
(DUCK CALL)
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00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,281
(GRUNTING)
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(DUCK CALL)
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00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,260
(LARRY GROANS)
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00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,594
(DUCK CALL)
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00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,662
(GROANING)
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00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,763
(DUCK CALL)
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00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,265
(GRUNTING)
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Ha ha ha!
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00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,077
Now the duck call is under water
and you'll never get it!
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00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,381
Balki, the duck call is made
out of wood, it floats...
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00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,850
Here it is.
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00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,320
(DUCK CALL)
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00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,624
There! I've called them. Ha!
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(LAUGHS)
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00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,062
What are you laughing at?
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You just told the ducks
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to migrate to Disney World.
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00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,703
(DUCK CALL)
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00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,376
(CHUCKLES)
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You just told the ducks
never to come back
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00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,313
because this marsh
is going condo.
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00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,983
(DUCK CALL)
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(CHUCKLES)
You lost them, cousin.
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00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,521
Now you're speaking in goose.
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(DUCK CALL)
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00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,660
A-ha!
Oh, no, no!
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00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,662
No! No! No!
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Ha! There they come!
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00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,869
(DUCKS QUACKING)
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00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,071
Cousin, no! No, I cannot
let you do this!
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00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,608
You can't stop me!
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00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,376
(LAUGHS)
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00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,844
Balki! Stop it!
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This is dangerous!
Someone could get hurt!
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00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,784
Now, leave me alone!
I know what I'm doing!
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(GUNSHOT)
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(MAN SCREAMING)
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Oh, my lord!
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MR. WAINRIGHT:
Appleton, you idiot!
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I just shot my boss in the butt.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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So, you had the opportunity
of a lifetime
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and you shot your boss.
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Good career move, Appleton.
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I would've been
at "The Chronicle"
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three years next month.
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00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,528
I'm really gonna miss you.
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00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,869
You can have it.
Alright, thanks.
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00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,606
I'm gonna turn around now,
Appleton. Don't shoot.
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(LAUGHS)
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00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,521
Appleton, I've reconsidered.
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You're not fired.
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I knew you'd realize that
I was a valuable employee
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and that I make a valuable
contribution to "The Chronicle"
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00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,399
and-and I knew you'd find it in
your heart to forgive me, sir.
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00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:15,468
I'm not firing you
because the union won't let me.
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00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,572
That's good enough for me, sir.
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00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,976
Wainwright was just here,
and he left
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00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,945
and he said
he's not gonna fire me.
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00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:31,584
Well, that was quick.
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00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,785
What did you leave on his desk?
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00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,621
A nice dish of three
larvae salad
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with a note saying
it was from you.
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Oh, my lord!
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(THEME MUSIC)
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