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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
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Get a feeling like
you need some kind of change
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No matter
what the odds are this time
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Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long-lost friend
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
I'm bound for better days
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Ahh ah aha ah
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's going
to stop me now
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I've been working
in the mail room
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All the live long day...
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Oh, Balki.
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Someone's in the basement
I know oh oh
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Someone's in the basement
with Balki...
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Balki.
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Fee fi fiddly I oh
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Fee fi fiddly I oh
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Fee fi fiddly I oh
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Oh...
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Strummin' on the old banjo
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Balki, you'll never guess
what just happened.
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I was sitting at the lunch
counter and in walked the mayor.
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Get out of the city council.
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Did you talk to him?
Talk to him?
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I went right up to him,
introduced myself.
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He looked me right in the eye
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I know I made a good impression.
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I could tell as they were
dragging me away from the table.
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So what did you do for lunch?
Well, uh, just the usual.
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I went to the lunch truck
and got a soda.
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I went to the Wilcox building
and got a job offer
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went to the park
and fed the pigeons.
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You did what?
I fed the pigeons.
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And, cousin, the little pigeon
with the broken wing?
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I got him to eat out of my hand.
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The job offer!
Tell me about the job offer!
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Oh, there's not much to tell.
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Uh, Mr. Beekman,
the building manager
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wants me to be
the head of the mailroom.
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Balki, that is great!
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More money?
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Well, um, mmm-hmm yeah.
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Uh, about twice
what I'm making now.
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And, cousin, the little pigeon
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I think he's got a girlfriend.
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Oh, I...I'm not sure
I'm gonna take the new job.
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Oh! Oh!
Oh, holding out for more money.
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I taught you well.
It's not the money.
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And you never taught me
Bo Diddley.
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It's just that I'm not sure
I want a new job.
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If I leave here
I'd miss all my old friends.
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Well, Balki,
you'll make new friends.
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At double your salary
you can buy new friends!
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Cousin, don't pressure cook me.
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On Mypos we, we don't,
we don't rush into decisions.
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We, we just give them
a lot of care
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and thought and preparation.
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Well, I guess
that makes sense.
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So on Mypos, when you're faced
with a major decision
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you climb to the top
of Mount Mypos
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and then you just sit there and
wait for a sign from Destiniki.
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Destiniki?
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The God of Decisions.
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He lives in the clouds
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attended by his guitar playing
daughter Domoniki.
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Niki Niki.
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Well, well,
so what do you do?
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Just stand around and wait
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for a telegram
to drop out of the sky?
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Well, of course not!
Don't be ridiculous!
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When Destiniki determines that
your decision is a done deal
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you don't dare doubt him, dude.
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You feel a tap
on your shoulder
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right there and then you feel
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someone turns you around
three times.
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And then you hear a voice
whispering in this ear...
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And that's your answer.
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Then of course you fall down
on your knees and give thanks.
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That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard.
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Getting your decision from
some spirit named Desenexos.
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Destiniki.
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Desenexos is the healer
of foot fungus.
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Well, I stand corrected.
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And even if it weren't stupid,
and I'm not giving that up...
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Now, that you're in Chicago
the chances of you finding
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a mountain to climb
are pretty slim.
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(SCOFFS)
Ha.
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You pouting Thomas.
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I find my mountain.
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Now if you'll excuse me
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I have to go home
and prepare myself
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for Destiniki's visitation.
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First thing I'm gonna do, I'm
gonna soak in a tub of Ovaltine.
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What is that?
Some kinda purification ritual?
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No, it just opens my pores.
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Appleton?
LARRY: Yes, sir,
Mr. Wainwright?
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Believe it or not I finally
liked one of those memos
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you slip under my door
every day.
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Well, thank you, sir.
Uh, which one did you like?
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I like the idea about
having someone from the paper
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live on a billboard until
the Bulls losing streak is over.
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I want to
implement it immediately.
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Oh, great!
Who volunteered to do it?
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Nobody volunteered.
It's the middle of winter.
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It's your job to get an employee
up on that billboard
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by game time tomorrow.
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and I've arranged
to use the billboard
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on the top of
the McIntosh building.
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Well, who am I gonna get
on such short notice?
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Well, I'm, I'm very busy
right now, sir.
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They terrify me.
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They, they make me
hyperventilate.
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That's your problem.
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Just get somebody up there
by one o'clock
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tomorrow afternoon
or it's your job!
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Uh, yes, yes, sir! one o'clock!
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I have the perfect man
for the job!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Balki! Balki. Come out here!
I have to talk to you.
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Balki?
Yeah?
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Balki, where are you going?
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Cousin, I found the mountain,
and with any luck
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Destiniki will find me
and he'll come down
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and he'll tap me
on the shoulder, right there
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and then he'll turn me around
three times...
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And then he'll whisper
my decision in my ear.
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So, uh, if you'll excuse me,
I have a 12-hour bus ride
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ahead of me to Mount Woolaroc.
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Balki, you can't
go to Mount Woolaroc.
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Mount Woolaroc
is an Indian name meaning
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"Mountain Where Bad
Decisions are Made."
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General Custer
sat on Mount Woolaroc
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and decided to fight
the Indians.
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Somebody from the Coca Cola
company went up there
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and decided to change
the original formula.
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Shelley Long goes up there
to decide which movies to make.
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Well, cousin...
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Thank you. You saved me a long
trip to make a bad decision.
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Although, would've been
nice to meet Shelley.
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Well, you only half helped,
cousin, now I...
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I have nowhere to go.
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Well, alright,
alright, don't panic.
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Where could you go?
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A high place.
Waiting for a sign.
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High...sign.
High sign...
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Placing yourself
on a high sign...
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I've got it!
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The billboard on the top
of the McIntosh building!
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It's a high place, it's on a
sign, you get an overview...
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No, it would never work.
Cousin! Cousin!
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Don't you see the poetry of it?
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Waiting for a sign on a sign!
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Do you think so?
Cousin, I think it's perfect!
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Well. Alright, if you feel
that strongly about it
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I'm not gonna stand in your way.
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You know, now that I think about
it, it does make sense.
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I mean,
you get a good night's sleep
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you go up there
just in time for tip-off...
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Did I say "Tip-off?"
I meant "Take off."
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Take off about 12:30,
12:45 at the latest.
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Oh, cousin, I don't know
how to thank you.
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Hey, buddy, I'm here for ya.
Oh, boy.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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I'll just, uh...
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Help you get settled up here,
then I'll be on my way.
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
Don't look down.
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Don't look down, Balki.
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Whatever you do,
just don't look down.
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Okay! I did it!
You can do it, Balki.
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Just as long as you don't
look down, you'll be okay.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
No, no!
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(SCREAMING)
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Hey, cousin, you know what?
You were right. This is perfect.
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I know I'm gonna reach
a great decision up here.
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You know what?
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This reminds me of Mount Mypos.
Absolutely.
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Except there are,
there are no goats and no...
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No eagles nests and
no threat of volcanic eruption
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and, uh, actually it-it doesn't
remind me at all of Mount Mypos
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but I love it! I just love it,
love it, love it!
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Love it, love it, love it!
I just love it.
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Balki! Balki!
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Get away from the edge!
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Cousin, I, I can see
the parks from here!
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Do you think
my little pigeon friends
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Steve and Eydie,
ever come up here?
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Will you forget about
Steve and Eydie?
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romantic nesting place it is.
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(IMITATING A PIGEON)
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Will you stop fooling around?
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I'll punch you into next week!
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And then I'll find you
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and I'll dropkick you
into last month!
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(SCREAMING)
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Hey, cousin...
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Cousin, look down there.
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Cousin, there's...there's
television cameras down there
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and...and all kind of people.
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What are they doing
looking at us?
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Well, Balki, there's more
than a little interest...
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In your decision
about your new job.
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As soon as I know, you'll know!
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Balki...they can't hear you.
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Alright, well, I'll just,
uh, leave you up here
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and let you get settled.
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Cousin, what do you want?
Hmm?
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Didn't you just tap me
on the shoulder?
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No.
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Start in on your decision,
and take all the time you need.
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It's not something
you wanna rush into.
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If it were me, I'd take two,
maybe three weeks.
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Well, I can see you're involved
in some kind of meditation.
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So...I'll be on my way.
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No, cousin, that won't be
necessary. I'm coming with you!
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No, Balki! Get off.
Cousin, let me...
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Get off! Get off!
Get off the ladder!
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(SCREAMING)
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What is the matter with you?
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You have an important
decision to make.
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You have to stay here.
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Cousin, can't you see my new
found knowledge has me glowing
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like my Pee Wee Herman
night light?
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Alright, Balki,
you can't do this.
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Well, you can't stop me.
Well, Balki.
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You have to stay here.
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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(CRASHING)
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Yes, I do.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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My heart wants to believe
that, that was an accident.
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However, my eyes
saw you deliberately
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kick that ladder down.
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I did it for you.
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I did it to keep you
from rushing into
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a bad career decision.
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00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,613
I mean, shouldn't you
be getting another opinion?
248
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,849
Isn't there someone
else you can call?
249
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,417
Opinioniki?
250
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,089
Futurini?
251
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,792
What-should-I-do-ko-nou-ko-niki?
252
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,995
Listen, I want
the truth and I want it now.
253
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,263
Alright.
254
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:03,703
and he's after you and this is
the only place you'll be safe.
255
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,939
Cut the babasticki!
256
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,344
Alright, alright.
257
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,081
But I want you to know,
I resent being pushed this far.
258
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,286
I suggested to Wainwright
that, that somebody live
259
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,888
on this billboard until
the Bulls losing streak ended
260
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,091
and he loved the idea and told
me to get someone to do it.
261
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,492
Well, I'm afraid of heights
262
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,827
so I tricked you
into coming up here.
263
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,263
Liar, liar, pants for hire!
264
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,201
Will you just tell me the truth?
265
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,303
Balki, that is the truth!
266
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,238
Doesn't it sound
like something I would do?
267
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,408
It's selfish,
manipulative, uncaring...
268
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,011
It does kind of sound
like something you would do
269
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,513
but usually I have
to threaten you
270
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,815
with bodily harm
to get the truth.
271
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,417
No, Balki, that's the truth.
272
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,752
So...
273
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,088
You, you didn't care
anything about my future?
274
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,924
You, you just used Balki?
275
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,726
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
276
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:05,065
I'm sorry I lied and I
promise I'll never do it again.
277
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,534
Pfft!
278
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,705
Alright, I'll try never
to do it again.
279
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,142
Pfft!
280
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:20,047
Alright, I'll try never
to do it again, today.
281
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,151
Well, I guess that's
as close as we're gonna get.
282
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,488
I forgive you.
283
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,989
Thank you.
284
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,194
(SCREAMING)
285
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,501
Well, I'm glad we got
that straightened out.
286
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,203
But we're still stuck
on the billboard...
287
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,538
Not necessarily,
if the Bulls win
288
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,375
someone will be up here to get
us and we'll be home free.
289
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,843
The game's on now,
did you bring a radio?
290
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,214
Well, of course I did,
don't be ridiculous.
291
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,416
The TV wouldn't fit
in my backpack.
292
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,724
(MAN ON RADIO)
What a basketball game
we have here!
293
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,659
At a record setting pace
the Bulls have scored
294
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,262
22 unanswered points,
the score at the end of
295
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,732
the first quarter is Bulls,
34. Nicks, 6.
296
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,933
Did you hear that, Balki?
297
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,635
The Bulls have a huge lead.
298
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,339
Another couple of hours we'll be
in our nice, safe apartment.
299
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,808
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
300
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,949
I can't believe the Bulls
301
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,086
blew a 28 point lead.
302
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:39,025
Cousin, I've been listening
to that for two days.
303
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,727
If you say it one more time
304
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,729
I'm gonna throw you
off the billboard.
305
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,598
I'm sorry,
I won't mention it again.
306
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,733
Alright.
307
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,155
Yep, fresh as a tulip.
308
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,960
Cousin, you haven't even
touched your breakfast.
309
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,928
Your yak links are getting cold.
310
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:19,299
Balki, please. I don't wanna
look at another yak link.
311
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,301
I am sick of yak links.
312
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,336
Didn't you bring
any other kind of food?
313
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:27,039
Cousin, yak links
are nature's perfect food.
314
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,509
I have to get off
this billboard.
315
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,145
Balki, if we stay up here
we're gonna freeze to death.
316
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,915
Well, cousin,
think of it this way.
317
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,585
There's another game tonight,
if the Bulls win
318
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,553
then we can be home
in time for supper.
319
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,955
You're right, you're right.
320
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,257
We still have a chance.
321
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:48,127
Any team with Michael Jordan
is bound to win.
322
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:51,331
MAN ON RADIO:
Good afternoon and welcome
to the Bulls pre-game show.
323
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,233
And a special hello
to those two guys on
324
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,735
the billboard waiting
for the Bulls to win.
325
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,136
Cousin, that's us!
326
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,439
He, he mentioned us!
We're famous!
327
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,474
And another special hello
to Michael Jordan
328
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,576
who is home
in bed with the flu.
329
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,644
What?
330
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,416
Luckily, the Bulls only have to
play one game without Michael.
331
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,484
They've got a five-day
layoff after today
332
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,286
and that should be plenty
of time for him to get back
333
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,489
on his feet.
334
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,392
except those
two jerks on the billboard.
335
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,562
Cousin, he mentioned us again!
336
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,564
I don't believe this!
337
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,769
(TIRES SCREECHING)
338
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,942
Balki, I can't stay up
here another five days.
339
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,545
I can't stay up here
another five minutes!
340
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,480
We've gotta get
off this billboard.
341
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,949
If we stay up here,
we'll either freeze to death
342
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,851
or the wind will blow us off.
343
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,621
Balki, I have...a plan.
Oh, God!
344
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,657
Do you see how close the blades
of the windmill come
345
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,559
to that radio
transmitting tower?
346
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,193
Now if we can get on one
of those blades
347
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,597
we can reach out, grab
the transmitter and climb down.
348
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,332
But, cousin,
what if we fall off?
349
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,100
Then we'll be
in a nice warm hospital!
350
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,636
Alright. Ready?
351
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,439
Now, when the blades come
around, I'll grab the first one.
352
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,475
You grab the second one,
hang on tight till it
353
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,077
swings us over to
the transmitter, then grab on!
354
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,412
Got it.
355
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,453
Oh, no!
356
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,657
Help!
357
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,361
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Balki, can you reach it?
358
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,564
No, I cannot!
Can you reach it?
359
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,632
No!
360
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:38,405
You know, cousin, this reminds
me of the Myposian World's Fair.
361
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,508
They, they had one
rather large woman on it.
362
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,710
"The Human Rotisserie."
363
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,346
BALKI: Help!
364
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,615
Mama! Help!
365
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,951
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
366
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,858
"Chronicle employees Larry
Appleton and Balki Bartokomous
367
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,462
"cling to the windmill on
the Holland deodorant sign
368
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,731
"shortly before their rescue."
369
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,735
I look like a bat.
370
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,805
This is all my fault.
371
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,543
If I hadn't smashed the radio
into a million pieces
372
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:20,146
we would've heard that
the Bulls won the game
373
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,382
without Michael Jordan.
374
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:26,486
And we wouldn't have gotten
stuck on that stupid windmill.
375
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,987
Well, look on
the bright side, cousin.
376
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,922
We got sprayed with
so much deodorant
377
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,458
we'll never sweat again.
378
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,762
Appleton! Bartokomous!
379
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,930
Nice work on that promotion,
boys.
380
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,299
It's a great idea, Appleton,
it created a lot of publicity
381
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,834
for the paper and for the Bulls.
382
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:45,938
Well, thank you, sir,
but Balki deserves the credit.
383
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,375
Well, then, I guess I'll give
you these, Bartokomous.
384
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,944
Thank you, Mr. Wainwright.
What is it?
385
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,846
The Bulls were so pleased with
the publicity they've given you
386
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,216
two courtside seats for
the remainder of the season.
387
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,018
Oh, Mr. Wainwright!
388
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,922
Thank you so much.
389
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,323
Enjoy them.
390
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,659
Oh, ho!
391
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,399
Balki, I'm sorry
for all the trouble
392
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,501
I've caused you
the last couple of days.
393
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,037
Oh, that's okay, cousin
394
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,672
Well, what's that?
395
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,675
Well, I have to figure out
who to give the other ticket to.
396
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,578
That's a big decision,
I guess I'm pretty much
397
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,747
on my way back up
to that billboard.
398
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,527
Oh, come on, cousin,
I'm just teasing
399
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,529
of course you can have
the other ticket.
400
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,732
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
401
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,840
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