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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
Get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Cousin, what's a six letter word
for, "Do over?"
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Repeat.
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Repeat.
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Repeat. The word is "repeat."
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Well, love me tender
and call me Elvis.
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Why you didn't say so
in the first place?
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Appleton.
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Yes, yes, sir,
I just finished it, sir.
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There you are.
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Bunky?
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Larry Appleton.
It's been a long time.
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You're lookin' good.
Well, so are you.
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You, you haven't changed a bit.
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You just look...richer.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, how is everything going?
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Well, I have a penthouse
in New York, a villa in Capri
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and a castle in Spain.
What do you think?
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I think it must be tough
for you to run home for lunch.
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This is my cousin, Balki.
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Balki, Bunky. Bunky, Balki.
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Balki.
Bunky.
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Nice work, Appleton.
You may win a Pulitzer yet.
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Bunky, it's been a pleasure.
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A Pulitzer, say!
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Appleton,
that's very impressive.
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You've come a long way
since high school.
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Well, we had some good times,
didn't we?
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(CHUCKLES)
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and we pretended we'd
run out of gas
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and we made that poor sap
go back and get some,
and then we drove off?
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(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, that was me.
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Oh, I must have been
thinking of that nerd
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whose books
we always glued together.
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Uh, me again.
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Cousin, I'm confused,
were you the sap or the nerd?
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No, I was the sap.
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We did some pretty cruel things
to you in high school, Larry.
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I'm really sorry about that.
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Well, that's okay.
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I, I guess everybody does some
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stupid things
when they're young.
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Boy, tell me about it.
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who used to crow
like a rooster
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and get the hens
all excited.
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Say, Mr. Pulitzer,
The Beekman club's giving a
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little formal
dinner dance on Saturday.
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Why don't you come
as my guest?
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The Beekman club?
Yeah.
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Oh, you'll feel right at home.
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All the old gang are members.
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You mean Muffy,
Buffy, Fluffy?
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(CHUCKLES)
And Biff, Cliff and Griff!
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Sounds terriff!
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Boy, you guys
are taking me back.
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Clinki, Blinki, Dinki.
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I love this guy!
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You gotta bring him along.
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Okay, dinner's at 9:00.
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Well, Balki,
this is great!
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This is something
I've been dreaming about
since high school.
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Cousin, you've eaten out before.
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No, I, I mean, this is,
this is a chance for me
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finally to be, uh,
accepted by Bunky.
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I mean, back in high school
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They were the smartest,
the best looking,
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the most popular.
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They had the most fun.
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And next week,
when I go to that party
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and walk in
with Jennifer on my arm,
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Bunky'll see that
I am Larry Appleton,
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ace reporter
for the Chicago Chronicle,
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he'll beg me to be
a member of that club.
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Oh, it'll be Buffy,
Muffy, Fluffy
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Biff, Cliff, Griff,
and Larry.
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Well, Cousin,
that sounds great.
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It sounds like you're gonna
have a wonderful time.
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No, we'll have a wonderful time,
he invited you, too.
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Well, Cousin,
I can't possibly go.
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Balki, he invited you.
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Bunky asked me to
bring you along.
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You don't say no
to Bunky McDermott.
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I'm not, I'm saying no to
Cousin McLarry.
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All right.
All right, you're right.
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There's absolutely
no reason for you to go.
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Well, you're right.
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You'll be bored.
That's right.
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You can meet Wayne Newton
some other time.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, Cousin, uh,
did-did you say that, uh,
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Wayne Newton was
going to be there?
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Of course.
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Funny, Bunky,
uh, didn't say
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that Wayne Newton
was going to be there.
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Well, who do you think
Fluffy is?
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Okay, now, we only have seven
hours till Bunky's party.
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In two hours
I'll have a light snack
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so I won't pig out
on the hors d'oeuvres.
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And in three hours
and 15 minutes
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I'll shave so I'll be smooth,
yet a little swarthy.
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And, in four hours
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the gold paint on
your credit card should be dry.
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Cousin, uh, do you want me
to do the rest of your wallet?
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Your, your library card,
sure looks a little shabby.
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No, no, no, no.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello.
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Oh, yeah,
hi, Bunkster! Yes!
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Yeah, oh, no, we haven't
forgotten about the party.
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No, Balki and I'll be there
with bells on.
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Cousin, I get to wear my bells?
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No, no you don't get
to wear your bells.
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Oh!
Yeah, yeah, what's that?
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Oh, uh, you and the gang just
got back from the Caribbean?
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Well, well,
isn't that a coincidence?
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So did Balki and I.
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Yeah? Oh, yeah, no,
we love the tropics.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
Sun and surf, surf and sun.
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Right.
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Okay. All right,
see you tonight.
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Bye-bye.
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Yes, I lied to Bunky.
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Yes, I have a good reason.
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I lied to Bunky so that I
wouldn't hurt their feelings.
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Well, I think that--
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and Bunky and his friends
find out we're the only ones
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who haven't been
to the Caribbean,
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they are going
to feel terrible.
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Wait a minute,
let me just--
Let me just--
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You wouldn't
want that to happen.
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Would you?
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No, no, I wouldn't
want to hurt
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Muffy, Buffy, Puffy,
Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
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Good. Now, we've got to hurry.
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Cousin, why, why,
why we do need a suntan?
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To prove that we have
been in the Caribbean.
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We don't have enough time
to go to the Caribbean
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get a suntan and get back
in time for the party.
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I see what you're saying.
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Good thinking, Balki.
No, no, wait, wait, wait--
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I-I-I--
You know.
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I'd be nothing without you.
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I-I-I, I was
painting the card.
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Okay, we've put on
the suntan lotion.
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We are ready to tan.
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I don't know, Cousin, I...
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I don't know if it's working.
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I put it on and I'm still as
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white as a mackerel
in the moonlight.
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Balki, first we have to get
into the tanning beds
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turn them on and let
the ultraviolet lights
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gradually tan us.
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Okay.
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Now.
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...for half an hour.
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That should give us enough
of a tan to impress Bunky.
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Okay, now, put these on.
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Cousin, look! I found
Little Orphan Annie's eyes!
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Balki, get into
the tanning bed. Now.
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Okay, okay.
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The top of Barbie's bikini?
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Balki.
Oh.
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Oh, my Lord!
Balki! Balki, we overslept!
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Get up, get up!
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(SCREAMING)
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You know, Cousin
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when we were
in the tanning beds
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I dreamt we were
at Bunky's party.
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Yeah?
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It was on the sun.
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All right, all right,
maybe we did get
a little too much sun.
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A little too much sun?
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(LAUGHING)
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Aah!
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Cousin, even though it means
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I won't be meeting Wayne Newton
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I think we should
skip Bunky's party.
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Balki,
if I don't go to this party
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I'll miss my chance to become a
member of The Beekman club
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and I'll regret it
for the rest of my life.
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Well, of course not, Cousin.
You regret so much already.
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Ahh!
Ow!
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All right.
All right, come on.
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Let's get our tuxes on.
(WHIMPERS)
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Now, we're already late.
Yeah.
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So, we gotta hurry.
Okay.
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Let's go.
Okay.
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(GROANING)
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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All right,
let's make a run for it.
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Okay, ready?
Yeah.
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One, two, three.
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(SCREAMING)
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Truce, truce, truce.
Truce, truce, truce, truce.
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Truce.
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(SIGHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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All right, give me my tux.
Okay.
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(SOBBING)
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(GROANING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Truce, truce, truce, truce,
truce, truce, truce.
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(SCREAMING)
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Get your tux.
Okay.
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(PANTING)
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(SOBBING)
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(GROANING)
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(GROANING)
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(GROANING)
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Okay.
Okay.
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Let's just get this over with.
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Right, okay, ready?
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One, two, three.
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(SCREAMING)
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(BOTH SIGH WITH RELIEF)
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(CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Mary Anne,
do you see what I see?
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Yeah, nobody's wearing
an evening gown.
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Boy, are they gonna
be embarrassed.
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JENNIFER:
And nobody else has
a suntan, either.
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Larry, are we... Larry?
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(GRUNTING)
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Larry? Please tell me
we're at the wrong party.
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Well, I hope not,
otherwise we'll miss Fluffy.
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Who's Fluffy?
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Appleton, glad
you could make it.
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Well, well, well, Bunky,
you, you said
the party was formal.
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Oh, gee! Who was responsible
for telling Appleton?
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Oh, it was me.
I guess I forgot.
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(LAUGHING)
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Say, Appleton, what did you
do in the Caribbean?
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Put out fires with your face?
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00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:54,381
Oh, no, it's nothing, it,
uh, it looks worse than it is.
253
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,450
And Balki.
Hi, how are ya?
254
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,752
I'm well.
And you, how are you?
255
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:03,423
Well, if I was a
charcoal briquette, I'd be fine.
256
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,960
But it's a small price
to pay to see Fluffy.
257
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:13,533
Do you know Fluffy?
258
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,902
You know the album that
Fluffy cut in Cleveland
259
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,003
right after he got the...
260
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,472
(CRIES OUT)
261
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,008
Uh, Bunky, uh,
I'd like to introduce you
262
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,377
to my fiancee,
Jennifer Lyons.
263
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,314
And this is, Mary Anne Spencer,
Balki's, girlfriend.
264
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,782
Whoa, major league, Appleton.
265
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,885
Happy to meet you,
Jennifer, Mary Anne.
266
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,322
Uh, thank you for inviting us.
267
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,290
Well, everybody
enjoy yourselves.
268
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,492
I'll see you guys later.
All right.
269
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,598
I, I hate to see you
in this much pain.
270
00:17:45,665 --> 00:18:04,551
Maybe we should go.
271
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,319
(GRUNTING)
272
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,122
Aw, your sunburn?
273
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,657
No, the chair's on my foot.
274
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,196
Are you okay?
Yes. Ahh!
275
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,071
Okay, now, everybody, come on,
let's go. Attention.
276
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,840
It's coronation time.
277
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,642
(APPLAUSE)
278
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,216
Cousin, coronations
are my favorite flower.
279
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,884
No, you're wrong. Balki.
280
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,987
I think they're going to make me
a member of The Beekman club.
281
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,121
Oh.
Ow!
282
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,356
Sorry.
Oh!
283
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:47,026
See, what did I tell ya?
I'm in.
284
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,263
Larry, Balki,
would you please join me?
285
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,466
Oh, Cousin, are they going
to make me a member, too?
286
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,735
Well, Bunky said he liked you.
287
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,370
Ow!
288
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,915
Ladies and gentlemen,
289
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,385
the moment
you've all been waiting for.
290
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:21,261
We are going to crown
our kings for the evening.
291
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,465
Our old friend from high school,
Larry Appleton,
292
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:29,802
and our new friend, his cousin,
Balki Bartokomous.
293
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,776
Not only are we in,
we're kings.
294
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,177
I know.
295
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,280
May I have the crowns, please?
296
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,389
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
297
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,292
hold your applause until
the end of the ceremony.
298
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:56,429
Cousin, the, the previous kings
must have had enormous heads.
299
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:02,335
Okay, now,
every king needs a throne.
300
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,172
And we searched high and low
301
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,375
for one that was worthy of you.
302
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,546
(LAUGHING)
303
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,725
Cousin, it's just like
King Ferdinand's throne.
304
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,397
We, we must really be important.
305
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:38,438
All hail Appleton,
king of fools.
306
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:49,282
You're right, Bunky.
I am a fool.
307
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,518
I wanted to be
a member of your club.
308
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,991
But you're still as cruel
and insensitive
309
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,960
as, as you were then.
310
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:04,831
And I, really don't want to
spend another minute with you.
311
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,838
Come on, Balki,
we're leaving.
312
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,073
Just, just a moment.
313
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,743
Frankly, I am shocked that
Wayne Newton would have
314
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,645
anything to do
with any of you.
315
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,723
Larry, I don't understand
why you wanted to join
Bunky's club.
316
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,791
He's a jerk.
317
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,701
was because Bunky
didn't want me in his club.
318
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,971
Cousin, on Mypos
319
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,073
when we can't make friends
with a skunk
320
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,342
we consider that a good thing.
321
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,148
I'll try to remember that.
322
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,018
Yeah, I, I must have been crazy.
323
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,488
I, I don't know why I'd want
to be friends with somebody
324
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,256
like Bunky,
when I already have
325
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,826
three of the best friends
in the world.
326
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,031
Well, Larry,
you're not only my best friend
327
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,500
you're the man I love.
328
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,505
That goes for me, too, Larry.
329
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,743
I mean the friend part...
330
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,913
The love part
is...someone else.
331
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,424
Ow!
Ow!
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