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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Whoa! Appleton, watch it.
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You almost had
a very expensive lawsuit
on your hands.
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(STAMMERS) I'm sorry,
Mr. Gorpley. I'm just
a little excited.
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I just bought
a racehorse!
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Where did you get the money
to buy a racehorse?
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No, that's the beauty of it.
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This horse only cost $2,200.
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Oh, I get it. It's stuffed.
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No, the reason
it is so cheap is
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because the guy
who sold it to me
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and he's got to liquidate
all his assets,
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It won't work.
They find everything.
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Tell him he can
kiss his assets goodbye.
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You can't touch this
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(HUMMING TUNE)
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Stop! Hammer time
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(HUMMING)
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Break it down
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
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Balki, I have something
to tell you. Balki...
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BOTH:
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh
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Oh-oh
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Every time you see me
that Hammer's just so hype
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I'm dope on the floor
and I'm magic on the mic
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Now why would
I ever stop doing this
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When others makin' records
that just don't hit
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I've toured around the world
from London to the Bay
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It's Hammer
Go Hammer MC Hammer
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Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
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Can't touch this
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Cousin, how was your
afternoon at the races?
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Oh! Oh!
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Balki.
Balki, it was a great day.
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I bought a horse.
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Get out of the city!
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Yeah, it was fate, Balki.
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It was fate.
It was meant to be.
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The horse's name
is Larry's Fortune.
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(STAMMERS) Well,
I don't exactly own him yet.
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See, I gave the guy
half the money
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and unless I give him
the other half
I lose the first half.
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So what do you say, buddy?
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How would you like to be the
co-owner of Larry's Fortune?
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Oh, cousin, I would love
to own a horse again.
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I had a horse on Mypos.
His name was Trotski.
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Oh, I raised him
from when he was just a baby.
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He could plow 40 acres
in half a day.
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That Trotski
could work like a horse.
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And still, he had the energy
left over for fun.
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One day, I, uh,
I started giving
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rides to the little
children on his back.
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My back was out that day...
Yeah, Balki, Balki...
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Balki, buddy, buddy, baby.
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Why don't we talk about
your horse another time?
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Let's talk about our horse!
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Are you in?
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Well, you know, I,
I try to be kind of fresh...
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
Kind of happenin',
kind of in.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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No, I mean, are you with me?
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Well, of course
I'm with you.
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No, I mean, you're gonna
buy the damn horse?
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Yeah.
You are?
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Sure.
Good!
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so that the horse
will have something to do.
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You know what they say,
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No, no, no, Balki, uh,
this is not a farm animal.
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This is a racehorse.
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One of the fastest
creatures on Earth.
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We are going to race him!
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(LAUGHS)
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Cousin, give me
a line of credit.
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We could never run
faster than a horse!
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Gee, when you look
through this end
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everything looks so far away.
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Ah, this is a perfect day.
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The sun is shining,
the birds are singing.
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Appleton's gonna
lose his shirt.
Life is good.
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What is it, kitten?
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Well, do you think
it was a good idea
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to use our honeymoon money
to buy this horse?
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Kitten, kitten, kitten...
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If... Excuse me,
when Larry's Fortune
wins this race,
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we'll be able to go
anywhere you want.
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Well, I just wish you had
discussed it with me first.
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And, Larry...
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Don't call me "kitten."
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You're right.
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...cupcake.
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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
A reminder,
pick six wagering
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begins with this,
the fourth race.
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Oh!
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Cousin Larry, we don't have
a thing to worry about.
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Cousin Larry's Fortune
is ready for the race.
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He was a little nervous at
first, but he calmed right down
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when I sang
Danke Schoen to him.
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And, cousin, you're not
going to believe this,
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but the man riding him
is even shorter than you!
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(TRUMPET BLOWING)
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Mary Anne, look! There he is!
Cousin Larry's Fortune!
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Oh, Balki, he's beautiful.
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I combed his mane myself.
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I tried giving him a ponytail,
but it seemed redundant.
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ANNOUNCER: It's time
for the fourth race...
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This is it, Jennifer.
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You just start thinking about
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where you wanna spend
our honeymoon.
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ANNOUNCER: The flag is up!
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(BUZZING)
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They're off!
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Silent Gold
is right alongside second
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followed by Paris Red
coming third...
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Where's Larry's Fortune?
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(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT)
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...and trailing back by some
40 lengths is Larry's Fortune.
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There he is!
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What's he doing back there?
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It looks like walking to me.
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BALKI: Oh, cousin,
look how handsome he is.
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He's not sweating and breathing
hard like all the other horses.
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Well, he's 50 lengths behind!
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Come on, Paris Red!
That's it! Come on!
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(ANNOUNCER CONTINUES)
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Way to go!
Way to go! I won!
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I won! What a surprise.
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, gee, I guess I'll just go
collect my, uh, winnings.
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It's really a shame
they wouldn't let me bet
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on the horse
that was gonna finish last.
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I had that right, too.
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I've gotta go.
I got lucky, too.
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Did you pick a winner?
I sure did!
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I don't believe it!
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I could have run
faster than that.
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I don't think so.
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At least not
with a man on your back.
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I lost.
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Well, it was a lot easier
to see Larry's Fortune
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without all those other
horses around him.
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I lost!
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I guess this is
a bad time to tell you
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where I was hoping to go
on our honeymoon.
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I lost big.
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There you are,
Cousin Larry's Fortune.
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Is this what you've
been waiting for?
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I was so proud of you today!
You were so polite
in that race.
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You didn't push and shove
your way ahead of the others.
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What is wrong with you?
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I mean,
they had to delay the start
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of the next race
because of you.
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Cousin, you are really hung up
on this winning/losing thing.
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of the positive space
we're in?
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MAN: Excuse me.
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Oh, my God, he can talk!
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This could be a whole
new career for him!
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MAN: I'm Dr. Tierney.
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He does Dr. Tierney.
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Who's Dr. Tierney?
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I'm Dr. Tierney.
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You should hear him do you.
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Balki, it wasn't the horse.
It was the doctor talking.
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Are you the owners
of this horse?
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Yes, I'm Larry Appleton.
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And this is my co-owner,
Balki Bartokomous.
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I'm the track veterinarian.
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You know, I don't eat
a whole lot of red meat myself.
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Not "vegetarian."
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"Veterinarian."
Veterinarian.
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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I'm sorry. Which war?
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Horse doctor!
He's a horse doctor!
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I just finished
examining your horse
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and I'm afraid
we got a problem here.
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It appears he's suffering
from Wright's Syndrome.
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It's a lung disorder,
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and I'm sorry to say
it has no known cure.
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I'm afraid the only thing
you can do is put him to sleep.
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I can take care of it
in the morning.
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Thank you.
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(FAUCET RUNNING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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LARRY: Balki!
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Balki, get out here
this minute!
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Cousin,
what's all the yelling about?
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Balki, what is that horse
doing in our apartment?
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(PANTING)
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What horse?
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Balki!
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Balki. Balki, this is crazy!
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You cannot keep a horse
in an apartment.
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Oh, cousin, please, please,
please!
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It's the only way
I can cure him.
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Cousin, just say yes!
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Balki, you heard Dr. Tierney,
there is no cure.
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Cousin, he said,
"No known cure."
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I just want to use
an old remedy we use on Mypos.
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It works on sheep,
and you can use
what's left over
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to weatherproof your henhouse.
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Can you believe they're getting
$8.95 a pound for yak tail?
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Balki,
the horse can't stay here.
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Cousin, all I need is 48 hours
to see if the cure will work.
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Balki, he's a horse!
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You don't keep a horse
in an apartment.
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How can I possibly
lose this argument?
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Okay, okay, fine, cousin.
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You want to tell the horse,
you tell him yourself.
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Come here,
Cousin Larry's Fortune.
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Now...
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You look this gifted horse
in the mouth
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and tell him
there's no room at the inn.
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Come on,
give Cousin Larry a kiss.
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Give him a kiss.
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All right, you can keep
Larry's Fortune
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Thank you, cousin.
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So, this is it.
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You're just going to sit there
not taking your medicine.
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I worked my fingers to the bone,
chopping and grating,
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not to mention pureeing...
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And this is the thanks I get?
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I want you to know you're
putting a knife in my heart.
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All right, come on,
Cousin Larry's Fortune
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just, just try it.
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I ground the buzzard bones
extra fine.
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Come on. Come on.
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Cousin Larry,
I need your help again.
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Balki, I did it twice yesterday
and once this morning.
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Please, don't make me
do it again.
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Do you want Cousin Larry's
Fortune to get better?
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Yes.
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And don't kink the straw
like you did last time.
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00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,056
Don't push me, Balki.
251
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,226
Mmm...
252
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,463
Mmm...
253
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,332
Good medicine.
254
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,566
(SLURPING) Mmm!
255
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,368
Oh! Can I have all of this?
256
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,906
No, Cousin Larry.
257
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,977
No. No. No. No. No. No.
258
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:42,015
Well, okay,
if I have to, I have to.
259
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,386
Good boy.
260
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,620
(SLURPING)
261
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,723
Oh, good boy.
262
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,060
Oh, that's a good horsey.
263
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,128
You'll be trotting
around in no time.
264
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,563
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
265
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,131
Oh, here, take this.
266
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,338
Oh, hi, Mary Anne.
Hi, Jennifer.
267
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:11,511
Hi, Fortune.
268
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:20,253
Does he like
carrot cake, Balki?
269
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,655
I even planted carrots
in the window box.
270
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,224
They should be up by spring.
271
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,059
Look what else
we brought you, Fortune.
272
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,327
I'll get the plates.
273
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,665
Oh! Wow!
274
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,902
Look at that!
Aren't you a lucky horse?
275
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,638
And the red really brings out
the highlights in your mane.
276
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,009
We thought that would
come in handy this winter.
277
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,810
You know how drafty
it gets in here.
278
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,245
BALKI: Yeah.
LARRY: Carrots in the spring?
279
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,448
A blanket for the winter?
280
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,983
Am I the only one
who sees a problem
281
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,884
with having a horse
in the apartment?
282
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,721
Calm down, Larry.
283
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,823
Yeah, cousin, he's having
a much better day today
284
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,525
than he did yesterday.
285
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,960
I think it was that
bubble bath we gave him.
286
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,964
Well, maybe he is
getting better.
287
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,266
He does seem to have
a little more color.
288
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,201
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, no, no, no.
289
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,072
Before you get dessert,
290
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,540
Oh, no, no.
291
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,985
Okay, cousin.
You know what to do.
292
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,454
Yeah, yeah.
293
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,189
Mmm. Mmm.
294
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,457
Oh.
295
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,524
Yeah.
296
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,462
Mmm, mmm, good medicine.
297
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,364
Mmm...
298
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,099
(COUGHS)
299
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,477
Balki. It's almost time
for Mr. Ed.
300
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,679
I'll get the popcorn.
You get the...
301
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,388
Is he taking a little nap?
302
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,391
Cousin, we have to talk.
303
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,470
Cousin, I'm afraid
Cousin Larry's Fortune
304
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,039
has taken a turn
for the worse.
305
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,175
He's been lying down
all morning.
306
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,511
If the medicine,
was going to work,
307
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,179
he'd be
on his feet by now.
308
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,915
(STAMMERS) Well,
we'll give him more medicine.
309
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,584
I think he was really starting
to like the buzzard bones.
310
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,786
Uh, I know I was.
311
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,055
(STAMMERS) Well, here...
Cousin, Cousin Larry...
312
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,525
Here, Fortune. Come on.
313
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,693
Come on. Here. Here.
314
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,295
Look, good... Here.
315
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,566
Cousin, cousin, excuse me.
Good medicine. Good medicine.
316
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,168
What are you doing?
317
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:52,539
Just taking off the parsley.
318
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:57,110
Balki,
I don't like parsley.
319
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,811
Cousin,
it's not a decorative touch.
320
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,481
It's the secret
power ingredient.
321
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,916
It flushes toxins
out of the pancreas
322
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,186
and freshens the breath.
323
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,623
Balki, I've taken off
the parsley every time.
324
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,127
Parsley!
Parsley.
325
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,213
Nothing's happening.
Just a minute. Just a minute.
326
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,415
It's gliding down
his elementary canal...
327
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:39,752
It's, it's...
328
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,589
It's shimmying
through his stomach.
329
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,857
And it should be
hitting his pancreas...
330
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,759
...now!
331
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,139
I guess... I guess we...
We waited a little too long.
332
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,680
Sorry, buddy.
333
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,886
(HORSE GRUNTING)
334
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,963
Cousin Larry's Fortune!
You're cured! You're cured!
335
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,031
Cousin, we did it!
336
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,166
We did it! We saved him!
337
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,001
Balki, you did it.
338
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,237
I can't share the credit.
339
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,672
Why not, cousin?
You shared the medicine.
340
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,480
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT)
341
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,249
I think it's very nice
that the new owners
342
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,784
are going to race
Larry's Fortune again.
343
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,554
Well, it's nice,
but it's, uh, not very smart.
344
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,557
Fortune's new owners, uh,
gave me $2,000 for a horse
345
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,859
that's the longest shot
in the race. Look at that.
346
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,662
Fortune's going off
at ninety-nine to one.
347
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,802
when you're calm.
348
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:07,173
Hey, I'm just here to spend
a nice afternoon at the races.
349
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,777
ANNOUNCER:
Horses and riders board
the fifth race at the gates.
350
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,553
I can't wait to see Cousin
Larry's Fortune run again.
351
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,855
We just saw him in the paddock.
He looked really frisky.
352
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,458
Well, that's one of the
side effects of the cure.
353
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,032
Side effects?
Beg pardon?
354
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,901
"Side effects of the cure"?
355
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,470
Oh, yeah, the cure
sure makes them frisky.
356
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,072
Puts a beautiful shine
on their coats,
357
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,174
makes them run like the wind...
358
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,776
Sometimes it gives
them the hiccups.
359
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:44,977
What was that?
360
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,579
Don't worry, cousin, you just
361
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,015
make them breathe
into a paper bag,
and the hiccups go away.
362
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,386
(STAMMERS) No, I mean,
what was that
run-like-the-wind thing?
363
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,822
Well, when, when we give
the cure to the sheep,
364
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,390
they run so fast
365
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,326
the poor sheepdogs
can't keep up with them.
366
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,695
(STAMMERS) Well, why
didn't you say something?
367
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,767
Quite frankly, cousin,
368
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,135
Not to speak of.
369
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,504
Wait a minute.
370
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,672
ANNOUNCER:
And they're off.
371
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,774
No! No! How can they be off
372
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,344
when I've got
a 99-to-one sure thing?
373
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,711
When I can't get a bet down!
374
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,715
Why does this always
happen to me?
375
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,152
You did? You did?
God bless you!
376
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,854
Come on, Fortune! Come on!
377
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,389
Come on!
378
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:35,328
Come on!
379
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,697
Balki! Balki!
Thank you! Thank you.
380
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,733
Come on!
381
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,338
Wow!
382
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,207
Come on, Fortune!
383
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,010
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT)
384
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,650
(ALL CHEERING)
385
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,252
Balki! Balki,
I don't know how to thank you.
386
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,922
You have made us rich!
Oh!
387
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,124
How much did you bet?
$100? $200?
388
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,059
Well, uh, no.
$300?
389
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,461
You bet $300?
390
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,364
That means we won $30,000.
Oh!
391
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,934
Did you bet $300?
Uh...
392
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,803
That's okay. That's okay.
What'd you bet, $100?
393
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,539
That means we won $10,000.
Ow!
394
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,774
Still enough for
a darn nice trip!
395
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,110
Well, I think the important
thing is that Fortune won.
396
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,045
Well, it's one of the
important things, Mary Anne.
397
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,647
Balki, how much did you bet?
398
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,849
Two bucks, two bucks, all on
the nose, right on the nose.
399
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,018
Two dollars?
Yeah.
400
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,219
Two dollars?
401
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,121
Larry, you won $200.
402
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,656
Yeah... (MUMBLES)
403
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,292
That's... That's just enough
404
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,862
to repair the hoof damage
to the bathtub.
405
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,165
He only bet $2.
406
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,067
(SOBBING)
407
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,837
(WHINING)
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