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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter
what the odds are this time
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Nothing's going to
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
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A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's going to
stop me now
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That's one small sip for Balki
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one giant slam dunk
for the environment.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Thank you for reaching out
and touching me.
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Who is this?
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Oh, Mrs. Holland!
Mrs. Holland, how are you?
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No, you're not
interrupting anything.
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I was just crushing my can.
Crushing my can.
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Well, certainly I can
babysit Tess tonight.
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Yeah.
Balki!
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No, it's...
Just bring her over any time.
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Balki!
Uh, yeah.
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We'll have a lot of fun.
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Okay, okay, Mrs. Holland
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and thank you for using AT&T.
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Balki.
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Cousin, you picked up garbage!
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I'm so happy you decided
to give a hoot and not pollute.
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No, no, Balki, Balki.
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What looks like garbage to you
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are notes on the most
important story
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to hit Chicago in years.
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While I was down
at City Hall this morning
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I saw Big Jim Morris.
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You saw Big Jim Morris?
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Who's Big Jim Morris?
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Big Jim Morris.
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He's a crooked contractor
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who's been banned from doing
business with the city.
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So you tell me, Balki,
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what was Big Jim doing
talking to two city aldermen?
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I wouldn't know, cousin.
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Mama always told me
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when you go to the park,
don't talk to older men.
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Not older men.
Aldermen. Aldermen.
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He was talking to Aldermen.
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Well, I knew something was afoot
so I spent the rest of the day
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digging up enough evidence
to prove that Big Jim
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is still involved
with dirty dealings.
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(GASPS)
I loved that movie!
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Patrick Swayze was brilliant!
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No. No.
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Not Dirty Dancing.
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Dirty dealings.
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Dirty dealings.
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Phony contracts,
payoffs, bribes.
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Balki, this is my big break.
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I've got the jump on every
reporter in this city.
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If I can get this story
in tomorrow's edition,
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you'll be rooming
with a journalistic superstar!
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Sam Donaldson is moving in?
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No!
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No!
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Not him!
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Me!
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Me! I'll be a superstar!
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Tough break for Sam.
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Listen to me.
Look, Balki, listen to me!
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Listen to me!
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Tonight, I don't want
any phone calls.
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Got it.
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I don't want any interruptions.
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Got it.
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Got it! Got it! Got it!
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Argh!
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Cousin, I got it.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
That must be Tess.
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We're babysitting tonight.
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Hello, Balki.
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Could you excuse us
for just a moment?
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Who are these people?
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Cousin, that's
Mrs. Holland
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and her daughter, Tess.
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If you'd do the laundry once
in a while, you'd meet people.
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Balki, why are we babysitting
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on the one night
when I need absolute quiet?
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Because I made
a promise, cousin,
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and I need
to keep my promises.
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You won't even know
Tess is here.
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Hey, Balki,
let's play boochi tag!
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Boochi, boochi, boochi!
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(GASPS)
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I'm safe. I got the boochi.
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Oh, you're good!
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Uh, Balki, uh, aren't you going
to introduce me to your friends?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Boochi break.
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Um, Mrs. Holland,
I want you to meet my cousin
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Cousin Larry Appleton.
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who is dancing in the park
with older men.
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Nice to know you, Larry.
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I really appreciate
you taking care of Tess.
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Well, I better scoot.
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Now, Tess, you be a good girl.
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I will, Mom.
Okay.
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Buh-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.
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Let's party!
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Tess, dear.
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Tonight is quiet night.
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And Balki is gonna
show you
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a lot of quiet things to do,
aren't you, Balki?
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Yes, cousin.
Good.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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(TESS GIGGLING)
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TESS: Balki.
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(GRUNTS)
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You missed me!
I'll get you next time.
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(GRUNTING)
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Balki, I thought
you were gonna play outside
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so that I could
get some work done.
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It's cold and dark
and some big kid wants my shoes.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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She is wicked
nasty and mean
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As a girl can be
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Balki, could you possibly
do something about this?
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Cousin, she don't know where
the volume control button is.
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Yes, I do. Here.
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She made me wait
I just wanna cry...
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How's that, cousin?
Lower.
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(IN LOW VOICE)
How's that, cousin?
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Turn it down.
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Better?
Turn it down.
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Better?
Turn it down.
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Perfect! Enjoy!
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Tess, maybe you'd like
to wear the earphones.
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No.
But why not?
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Earphones mess up my hair.
Oh.
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Cousin, earphones mess up
her hair.
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Here, Tess.
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Your hair looks even nicer
like this.
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Cousin, don't you think you're
being just a little hard on her?
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The girl just wants
to have fun.
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Well, Balki, the next time
she wants to have fun
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just tell her no.
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I cannot believe
what you just said.
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What did I say?
I just told you to tell her no.
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You said it again.
What kind of monster are you?
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Balki, occasionally a child
will do something wrong
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and you have to say that word.
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Cousin, on Mypos
we never say no.
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We believe that children
should be allowed to grow
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like wild flowers
on the side of the mountain,
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their little faces
turned up toward the sun.
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Hey, girls.
Do you believe in love?
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Well, I got something
to say about it.
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Don't go for
second best baby
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Put your love to the test
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You know you know got to...
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Balki!
Ah!
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Is that too loud
for you, cousin?
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Well, cousin,
if you get lonely
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Thank you.
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Yeah I wanna dance
with somebody
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Say you wanna dance
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Say you wanna dance
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Oh, my Lord!
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Were we robbed?
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(MUFFLED)
Don't be ridiculous.
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Well, did you, uh... Did you
get a good look at who did this?
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Tess did it.
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Cousin, we were playing
Cowboys and Mypiots.
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And you lost?
No, I won.
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has turned her into a monster?
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Cousin, she's not a monster.
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Listen, could you untie me?
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I, uh, I had a big glass
of iced tea
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about an hour ago.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Good story, Appleton.
I'm putting it on page one.
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Thank you, Mr. Wainwright.
But it's too long.
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Take out a hundred words.
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You'll get it to me
in ten minutes.
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Ten minutes, of course, sir.
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Yeah, and you can count on me.
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And when I first joined the--
Nine and half minutes.
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All right, okay.
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Nine minutes, fifteen seconds.
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Nine minutes, ten seconds.
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Nine, eight...
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Seven, six...
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Oh, my God! I'm freezing up.
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Okay! Where is the Mypiot?
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He'll be late.
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I need him to find out
what is going on around here.
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Somebody's been pushing
all the elevator buttons
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leaving phones off the hook
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and there's a Barbie doll
stuck in the mail chute.
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Well, I gotta get to work.
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A Barbie doll
stuck in the mail chute?
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She's here.
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Okay! We're almost done
with our mail delivery.
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Now, uh, Mr. Gorpley's mail.
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That's right. That's right.
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Very good.
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You almost got it
in the box this time.
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Okay, and last, but not yeast,
Cousin Larry's mail.
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Air mail.
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Very funny, dear.
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Uh, would you excuse us
for just a moment?
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Why did you...
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(GIGGLING)
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Come on, here we go.
Here we go.
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Go on, go on and play.
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Why did you bring her here?
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Well, she wanted to come.
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Balki, people do not bring
children to the workplace.
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Oh, is that so, Mr. Spock?
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Well, for your information,
on Mypos
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we always bring children
to the workplace.
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Well, Balki, on Mypos,
the workplace is a field.
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And the worst damage a child
could do is to trample a gourd.
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Now, this is a major
metropolitan newspaper
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and I have to finish a story
in exactly...
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In exactly...
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Where's my watch? Where
is my watch? My watch is gone!
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Where's my watch?
I have your watch.
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Now, you see it...
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...now you don't.
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Cousin, cousin, I'm,
I'm sorry I took so long.
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I, I found your watch
in the sports department.
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And, and in the,
the advertising department
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and...in the,
the classified department
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and this doesn't go with
the watch but isn't it pretty?
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Are you going to have
a nervous breakdance?
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(CLINKING)
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Balki,
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nothing can spoil this day.
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In less than an hour,
the Chicago Chronicle
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hits the streets
with my story on the front page.
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Cousin, that's wonderful!
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Wait 'til I tell Tess.
She'll be pleased as lunch.
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Where is the little darling?
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Don't suppose it's too much
to hope the police have her?
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Cousin, she's with Miss Lydia,
who unlike you,
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has the patience
to nurture a child.
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Wait 'til I get
my hands on you!
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You little devil child!
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Don't let her get me!
Uh, uh, Lydia! Lydia!
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00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,508
Wh-what is going on?
259
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,945
That little monster
left me a note!
260
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,718
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
who covered my telephone
261
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,054
in peanut butter and jelly?
262
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,228
I just got
a melted chocolate bar
263
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,330
in the inter-office mail.
264
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,502
I want an explanation,
Gorpley!
265
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,039
We have got to get her
out of here.
266
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,215
Look how big I am.
I can reach this.
267
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,882
That turns on the sprinklers!
268
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,218
ALL: No!
269
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,081
It's been quite a day,
hasn't it?
270
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,118
Let me run the highlight film
for you, Balki.
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00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,388
(SIGHS)
272
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:32,059
For the first time
in 75 years,
273
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,162
the Chicago Chronicle
didn't publish.
274
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,398
But what do I care?
275
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,534
At some time,
in the next 75 years,
276
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,470
maybe I'll get another chance
277
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,339
to have a story
on the front page.
278
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,277
And who do we have to thank?
279
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,012
Tess, the Terrible
280
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,748
and her Mypiot babysitter!
281
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,122
(SIGHS)
282
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,692
I'm sorry, cousin,
I wasn't paying attention.
283
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,697
I was sitting here,
284
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,532
sitting here thinking
285
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,767
maybe I was too lenient
with Tess.
286
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,205
No.
287
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,775
Thanks, cousin,
but you can't change my mind.
288
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,512
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
289
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,249
(SIGHS)
290
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,121
My mother said
I should give these to you.
291
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,223
And thank you
for taking care of me.
292
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,126
Oh, these are my favorite.
293
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,693
Tollbooth cookies.
294
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:46,433
Are you mad at me because I
made it rain on your newspaper?
295
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,268
Oh, I'm not mad at you.
296
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,542
Uh, I'm not mad at you,
297
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,311
but, but you-you-you
shouldn't have
298
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,113
turned on the sprinklers.
299
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,981
That was wrong,
300
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,852
but I was also wrong because
I shouldn't have let you do
301
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,254
whatever you wanted to do.
302
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,689
It got us all into
a lot of trouble.
303
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,162
Does, does this mean
we can't be friends anymore?
304
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,631
We can still be friends
305
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,501
but I'm going to have
to say a word to you
306
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:25,138
that I've never said
to a child before.
307
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,244
I'm-I'm going to
have to-to say...
308
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,249
...no.
309
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,818
I can live with that.
310
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,554
Oh, Tess, Tess, I can't
expect you to understand
311
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,757
how anybody ever going
to say such an ugly world
312
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,326
but sometimes in life,
you just have to be--
313
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,628
Balki. Balki!
314
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,929
Yeah?
315
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,298
I get it.
316
00:18:54,467 --> 00:19:00,273
You don't mind.
No.
317
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,108
I'm going to have
to ask you to do something
318
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,211
you might not want to do.
319
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:09,015
Like what?
320
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,218
for everything you did today.
321
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,570
I'm really sorry
that I got you all wet.
322
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,340
And I'm sorry I got you
in trouble with your boss.
323
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,609
And I'm sorry I broke
your watch.
324
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,181
Well...
325
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,919
...that's okay.
326
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,256
It was an old watch.
327
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,158
Bu you're gonna have to be
328
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,628
a little more careful
from now on.
329
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,130
Yeah, yeah, I will.
Okay.
330
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,768
Well, bye, Larry.
Bye-bye.
331
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,835
Bye, Balki.
332
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,578
Well...I guess
333
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,913
she's not so bad after all.
334
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,750
You know...
335
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,219
...I'll never forget the look
on Wainwright's face
336
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,221
when that water hit him.
337
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,591
Was it me,
338
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,494
or did you see steam
rising from his head?
339
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,299
Are you asking
340
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,368
did I see steam
rising from his head,
341
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,571
or did I see you
rising from his head?
342
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,277
I'm asking was it me,
343
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,514
or did you see steam
rising from his head?
344
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,923
Okay, okay, are you asking
345
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,627
was it me who saw steam
rising from his head
346
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,763
or was it you who saw steam
rising from his head?
347
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,898
I'm asking was it me
348
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,268
or did you see steam
rising from his head?
349
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,644
Yes. Now I have one for you.
350
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,681
Was it me,
351
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,616
or was that Miss Lydia's
beauty mark
352
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,352
sliding down her cheek?
353
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,291
It was you.
354
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,295
It was definitely you
sliding down her cheek.
355
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,000
TESS: Balki.
356
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,402
Hey, Balki.
357
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,007
Hi, Tess.
358
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,643
I wanna talk
to Uncle Cousin Larry.
359
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,878
Oh.
360
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,046
Uh, Cousin Larry,
come-come and talk to Tess.
361
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,848
I think she wants to be friends.
362
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,351
No.
363
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,219
Cousin Larry,
you come over to the window.
364
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,789
She came all
the way down here...
365
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,891
She came all the way down here
to make friends
366
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,693
and say she was sorry,
the least you can do
367
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,895
is stick your head out
the window and say hello.
368
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,030
Okay, okay. Hmm.
369
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:15,034
I...guess I haven't been
very nice to her.
370
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,840
Hi, Tess.
371
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:21,941
(TESS GIGGLING)
372
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,534
Is it me...
373
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,672
...or is that steam
rising out of your head?
374
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,045
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