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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,572 (earth rumbling) 2 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,141 (hulk roars) 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,645 Hawkeye: Get us topside, hulk! 4 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,615 (grunts) 5 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,750 (yells) 6 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,786 (both grunt) 7 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,154 Good hulk. 8 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:25,457 Next we'll try fetch and play smash. 9 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,725 Stay with me, stark! 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,628 How's a guy supposed to pass out in peace 11 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,130 With you yelling like that? 12 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,034 How's he holding up, falcon? 13 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,201 (beeps) 14 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,138 Falcon: If he was a car, he'd be... 15 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,739 A really cool sports car. 16 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:43,442 Running on fumes. 17 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,244 He needs medical and tech, now. Where's the quinjet? 18 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,514 There, there, 19 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,616 And, yeah, there. 20 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,584 M.O.D.O.K. And the red skull met our arrival 21 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,287 Enthusiastically. 22 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,823 Widow: (on speakers) I brought my own ride. 23 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,359 Just promise not to rip the leather. 24 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,465 Hawkeye: (grunts) crowded in here. 25 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,600 Shouldn't those who can jump be outside? 26 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,669 Jumping? Hulk? 27 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,672 Deal with it. There's a nato hospital in reykjavik. 28 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,640 Twenty minutes if there's no traffic. 29 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,276 A hospital won't cut it. 30 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,211 Tony's armor was the only thing keeping him alive, 31 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,846 Specifically the arc reactor. 32 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,214 Without it... 33 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,849 Get me to the mansion. 34 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,250 You sure? 35 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,485 I don't know if that'll be possible... 36 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,088 Welcome to the big leagues, falcon. 37 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,090 Impossible is what we do. 38 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,257 Thor: A wind tunnel? 39 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,594 Aye, follow me! 40 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,633 (whimpering) 41 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:45,771 Hey, do I know how to pick a team or what? 42 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,173 (groans) 43 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:50,309 Tony. Tony! 44 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,877 Iron man! 45 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,746 Falcon: His vitals are dropping fast! 46 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,685 (theme music playing) 47 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,836 Practice landing much, natasha? 48 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,705 (grunts) 49 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,340 The lab! Go! 50 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,745 Twice in one day? 51 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,314 Thought I was done with this dump. 52 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,282 Dump? Like you've seen nicer. 53 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,551 (grunts) 54 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:36,889 Try not to die on my first day as an avenger, tony. 55 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:40,159 (energy crackling) 56 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,628 Come on, tony. 57 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:46,865 Come on! (tony groaning) 58 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:53,372 That was something I would never want to do again. 59 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,908 Thanks for not electrocuting me 60 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,843 On your first day as an avenger, sam! 61 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,678 He's not good with "thank yous." 62 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,680 Great work, falcon. 63 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,449 Could you say that again into my phone? 64 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,585 I... I want to make it my ring tone. 65 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,354 (chuckles) rookies. 66 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,224 Jarvis? The mark 50, if you please. 67 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:13,825 Jarvis: Sir, the mark 50 is not ready. 68 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,461 Jarvis, the mark 50! 69 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,530 (mechanical whirring) 70 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,305 And sam? 71 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:26,705 Thank you. 72 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:30,309 See? I can be nice. 73 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,710 When I almost die. 74 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,581 Does that mean I get an avengers membership card? 75 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,416 Just what we needed. 76 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,352 A stark fan boy with delusions of grandeur. 77 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:49,394 Iron skull: Stark's armor is an even greater prize than the captain's body. 78 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,496 Wearing it not only keeps me alive, 79 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,599 It has made me beyond flesh and bone! 80 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:57,569 Indeed. Iron man is gone. 81 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,304 Iron man? 82 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,573 Have you learned nothing, m.O.D.O.K.? 83 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,276 It isn't enough to beat one avenger. 84 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:08,680 To fully triumph, we must destroy all they represent. 85 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:13,919 While they lick their wounds, we shall strike the avengers where they live. 86 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:19,291 It would be unfortunate if they made it home with time to plan, yes. 87 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:23,395 Then it's good that I sent them off with companions, isn't it? 88 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,699 Cap: Any idea what stark's up to? 89 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,900 Falcon: Nothing I ever worked on. 90 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,736 Which makes me totally jealous. 91 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:34,339 Iron man: The mark 50. Prototype modular system. 92 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,341 New armor smell and everything. 93 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:39,778 In theory, more efficient, more powerful 94 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,980 Than any of my arc reactor models. 95 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,516 (grunts) 96 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,817 Oops. 97 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,587 "in theory" equals "untested." classic. 98 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,822 Details. I'll work it out. 99 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,825 Soon as I do, I'll be smacking the red off of the red skull. 100 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,626 You mean "we." 101 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,695 I didn't say "we." 102 00:04:56,697 --> 00:05:00,499 I know that look. It comes right before "it's not you, it's me." 103 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,435 Look, I activated the avengers protocol 104 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,003 Because I thought you were gone, cap. 105 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:05,003 You're back, I didn't croak, 106 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:09,541 Wins all around, so back to the grind, right? 107 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:09,541 Seriously? 108 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:13,345 You rebooted the avengers just to break us up again? 109 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,981 Unbelievable. 110 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,450 And people wonder why I hate people. 111 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:22,821 Mortals... Fun but too complicated. 112 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,958 You're serious? After what we just survived? 113 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:28,694 Looks that way. 114 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,932 You missed this team, didn't you? 115 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:37,869 Me? No. I like doing my own thing. 116 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,639 Yo soy solo. You? 117 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,874 S.H.I.E.L.D. Sent me to keep an eye on you maniacs 118 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,110 And make sure you don't blow up manhattan. Fair enough. 119 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,480 Did you really believe that tony stark could play quarterback 120 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,981 On a team of more than one? 121 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,016 For a minute, 122 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,585 Kind of did. 123 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,825 Thor: We had some grand battles in this training room, you and I... 124 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:04,496 You kept thinking you could knock me down. 125 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,732 Did more than think, I think. 126 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,734 What do you say? For old times? 127 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,607 Hulk: Wouldn't wanna mess up that pretty hairdo! 128 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,041 (laughs) 129 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,443 (grunts) 130 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,011 (roars) 131 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,047 (groans) 132 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:23,415 Mjolnir! 133 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:27,719 (thor yells) 134 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,621 (roars) 135 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,435 (laughing) 136 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,870 (roaring) 137 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:51,743 Thor. Get away. 138 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,613 Admitting defeat? That's not like you! 139 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,781 Hmm? 140 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:57,883 (growls) 141 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,721 Explain. And if you give me any of that stark talk, 142 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,890 I'll knock you out of that armor myself. 143 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:09,027 I led the avengers for a day, and I almost lost everyone. 144 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:12,464 So you're scared. We all get scared, and we push through. 145 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,900 Cap, I'm not afraid of what could happen to me. 146 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:18,437 The skull and m.O.D.O.K. Almost got all of you. 147 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:22,707 What if I lead you somewhere, and I can't bring you back? 148 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,676 That's our choice, isn't it? 149 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,678 (rumbling) hmm? 150 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,215 Move! 151 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,222 Guys, enough! He's strongest, you're prettiest, whatever! 152 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,925 No, something's wrong. 153 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,928 You dare touch the son of odin? 154 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,963 I'll tear you apart, monster! 155 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,940 You are not better than me! (roars) 156 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,808 Hulk smash stupid avengers! 157 00:07:58,878 --> 00:07:59,845 (straining) 158 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,086 Funny. Kind of. 159 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,257 Hulk smash you all! 160 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,926 (roars) 161 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,232 Hulk smash! 162 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,934 When did they invent hulk-buster arrows? 163 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,002 They didn't. 164 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,271 (arrow beeping) 165 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,541 Hulk-blinding. 166 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:29,908 It's something. 167 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,545 Oh, please. 168 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:34,679 You make me sick. 169 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,015 You're a washout. Undisciplined. 170 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,884 Better than being fury's watchdog. 171 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,820 (echoing) hate you! 172 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,756 (echoing) hate you more! 173 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:51,897 Mjolnir! 174 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:58,937 (growls) 175 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,675 (both yell) 176 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,812 J. Jonah jameson: (on tv) I can't believe what I'm seeing... 177 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,782 But just as we hear the avengers may get back together, 178 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,552 They're tearing one another apart on the front lawn. 179 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:18,557 As promised. Puppeteer microtech. 180 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,091 I control the machines. 181 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,827 The machines control the avengers! 182 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,063 First we took stark's heart. 183 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,032 Next, we take his country apart. 184 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,335 The avengers will be our weapons. 185 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,637 (both straining) 186 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,810 (car alarm blaring) 187 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,078 We have to contain this. 188 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,780 Falcon, you're with me. Stay close. 189 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:42,881 Iron man: Hold on, let me scan for... 190 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,318 That wasn't supposed to happen. 191 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,086 You wanted a solo mission? 192 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,721 Fix that armor. 193 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,257 Don't do anything stupid, okay? 194 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,659 You're fired. 195 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,761 For real? Iron man: Go! 196 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,296 Jarvis, tools. 197 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,200 What's going on here? 198 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:06,104 Jarvis: Unusually high levels of aggression amongst the team, sir. 199 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,206 Avengers, get a hold of yourselves! 200 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,741 (beeping) 201 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,977 That's it. Microbots. 202 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,112 Taken in through the respiratory system, 203 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,348 Sending signals to the brain. 204 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:20,218 Iron man: (over radio) falcon, you don't have a face mask. Get out of there. 205 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,820 M.O.D.O.K.'s work. 206 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:21,987 M.O.D.O.K.? 207 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,956 Where... 208 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,126 (grunts) 209 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,328 Come on, soldier. 210 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,964 Think you're anything more than stark's prize parakeet? 211 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,868 Better than you'll ever be, old man! 212 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,637 (all grunting) 213 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,080 Perfect. 214 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,083 For it is not enough to destroy the avengers. 215 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,086 You must destroy everything they stand for. 216 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,889 (device beeping) 217 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,959 You ran from s.H.I.E.L.D. We can't count on you. 218 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,995 Me? Everyone knows you're a two-timing traitor! 219 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,864 Go back to your day job, kid. You don't deserve this. 220 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,067 Says the guy responsible for tony being hurt. 221 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,902 Fought bigger! 222 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,871 Beat badder! 223 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,374 (crowd clamoring) you will fall, monster! 224 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,245 (roars) (people screaming) 225 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,715 J. Jonah jameson: It's absolute chaos out here as hulk and thor are... 226 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,717 He could have had them level the mansion. M.O.D.O.K. Wants them outside. 227 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:29,754 Jarvis, scan for any sign of m.O.D.O.K. Or the skull. 228 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,690 Jarvis: Scanning... 229 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,358 And finding... 230 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:33,358 Nothing. 231 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,328 Of course not. M.O.D.O.K. Has them cloaked. 232 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,930 Search for missing or distorted information. 233 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,967 There we go. 234 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,138 Time to do something "stupid." 235 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,009 Oh, this is fun. 236 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,912 I wish I'd invented this technology sooner. 237 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,715 Hey, m.O.Dork. 238 00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,251 (m.O.D.O.K. Screams) 239 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:00,952 Get off my lawn. 240 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,425 Concentrated e.M.P. Ought to do the trick. 241 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,233 (grunting) 242 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:21,906 (grunts) 243 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,316 What... What just happened? 244 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,886 Was I about to say cap's shield made his head look small? 245 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,422 Mind control, obviously. 246 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,958 And p.S., there is something very wrong with you. 247 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:46,131 What happened? 248 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:50,502 M.O.D.O.K. Microbots. Mind control. Me. Mend. Miracle. 249 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:53,505 If you want to smash someone, m.O.D.O.K.'s right behind you. 250 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,542 (shudders) (chuckles) 251 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,410 (m.O.D.O.K. Screaming) 252 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:03,114 Keep your comms open, guys. We're gonna need a team effort here. 253 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,117 He said "team." sweet. 254 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,920 Perhaps stark left behind a few secrets. 255 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,289 Aren't you done stealing my toys? 256 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,559 (grunts) 257 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,867 Worked out the kinks? 258 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,302 Actually, no. 259 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,438 That repulsor was about all I had until I can recharge. 260 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,339 Of course, now that you're here... 261 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,043 You lead. I'll follow. 262 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,245 With each maneuver, I'm gathering more intel 263 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,247 On his tweaks to my hijacked tech. 264 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,283 Hawkeye. Short out his armor. 265 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,389 Nice, cap. Widow, your turn! 266 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,957 For someone who sent us packing, 267 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,525 You're awfully liberal with the orders. 268 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,362 (iron skull groans) 269 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,997 Else was gonna save you from yourselves? 270 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,301 Thor, he's wide open! Hammer time. 271 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:56,901 (grunts) 272 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,106 Falcon, these are skull's armor specs. 273 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,041 Show him what a rookie can do. 274 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:16,054 Careful. Keep leading like that and we might actually stick together. 275 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,556 Iron skull: Yes, let stark lead you 276 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,392 Through your final glorious moment. 277 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,161 (grunts) 278 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,998 This game is over before it has even begun. 279 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,103 I took your armor. I will take your lives. 280 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,038 And take your honor 281 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,541 By leaving a scar on this nation 282 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:40,178 That will forever be blamed on the avengers! 283 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,319 (explosion) 284 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,053 What was that? 285 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:55,460 That was the mansion's reactor, not a good boom. 286 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,503 Falcon: The skull and m.O.D.O.K. Disabled all of the reactor's safety systems. 287 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,206 Energy discharges have escaped the shields, 288 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,009 Multi-phase generators are falling out of synchronicity. 289 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,243 Hawkeye: Less geek speak, please, buddy? 290 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,346 Ninety seconds, the reactor blows. 291 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,682 Manhattan goes world's biggest skate bowl, 292 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,951 And we have a serious p.R. Problem. 293 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,920 Really? Now? 294 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,189 Joking in the face of certain death is part of my charm. 295 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,993 So is being a super genius. Think, einstein. 296 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,361 Eighty seconds. 297 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:38,069 Falcon, we need a coil gun that can fire a small sun. 298 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:38,069 You and lightning rod are the barrel. 299 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:42,206 Lots of speed, lots of electricity. 300 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,109 Try to keep up and get ready to bring the thunder. 301 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:48,246 He has your spark. 302 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,948 I like him. 303 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,586 Anyone not shielded by armor or gamma-irradiated skin 304 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,155 Should probably clear the area of civilians. 305 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,428 Hulk, it's time to get angry. 306 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,631 My favorite time of day. 307 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,967 It's physics, risky physics. 308 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,536 Tony's betting we can contain the force of the explosion 309 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,273 And direct it into space like a bullet from a gun at 3,000 miles per minute. 310 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,607 Does that sound crazy? 311 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,644 Yes. And also like great fun. 312 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,446 Let's do it, then. 313 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,151 Good and angry? 314 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,253 I'm always angry! 315 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,122 (grunts) 316 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,759 Hard as you can throw it, straight into the vortex, green guy. 317 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:38,062 (roars) 318 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:59,450 Saving new york with science is cool. 319 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:03,121 Having songs sung about your bravery is even cooler. 320 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,356 Falcon? 321 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,225 The songs shall wait till you wake. 322 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:20,405 I had stuff in there, you know, really, really expensive stuff. 323 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,440 Your comic books? 324 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,176 I had them moved to storage three months ago. 325 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,646 Oh. Okay. We're... We're cool then. 326 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,349 Pass out? 327 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,717 A little. 328 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,585 So, that's it? 329 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,222 Mansion's gone, bad guys gone. 330 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,690 Avengers gone? 331 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,495 Let's talk. 332 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,100 M.O.D.O.K.: We have collected more data. 333 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:49,100 Know more about their weaknesses. 334 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:55,506 We should strike again soon, before they have time to regroup and attack us. 335 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,241 Enough! 336 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,110 (screams) 337 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,612 Stark stands with giants! 338 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,382 I must do the same if I am to succeed. 339 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,319 Iron skull: If you are receiving this signal, 340 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,788 Consider it a sign of my respect 341 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,391 And a call to arms. 342 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,594 Time and again, we have been kept from our rightful place 343 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,696 By these so-called avengers 344 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:22,366 Because we are unable to put aside petty differences. 345 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,335 If you want your fates to change, 346 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,672 If you want the world to tremble before you, 347 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,641 Stand at my side. 348 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,176 Join my cabal. 349 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:37,315 And we will destroy the avengers, together! 350 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,789 The skull almost took us out by teaming with m.O.D.O.K., 351 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,791 Which means he's gonna try again, 352 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,128 But with bigger and badder allies. 353 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,296 Your robo-butler tell you this? 354 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,565 No, the skull did. 355 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,802 S.H.I.E.L.D. Intercepted one of these love letters and passed along the message. 356 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:03,541 The skull's building a cabal of equals to do what he can't do alone. 357 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,609 Just like you guys... Us guys. 358 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,745 Only, you know, evil. 359 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,647 Hmm. 360 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,582 Thanks for clarifying, sam. 361 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,385 Point is, if the who's who of bad guys 362 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,787 R.S.V.P. To the skull's revenge party, 363 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,458 The world will be facing threats of a whole new magnitude. 364 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:24,795 Threats that only we can face, the avengers. 365 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,664 And your way to keep us together 366 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,500 Is a super-hero sleep-over boot camp? 367 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,271 In the army we worked together, trained together, lived together. 368 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,574 Right, only this isn't the army. 369 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,680 This is our new home, courtesy of stark industries! 370 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,350 Tony, I was thinking something more spartan, 371 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,818 Bare essentials. 372 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,420 Beats my quarters at s.H.I.E.L.D., 373 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,922 Which I lost when I got fired, by the way. 374 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:54,392 I have all of asgard as my home, 375 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:58,262 You would confine me to this shack? 376 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,231 Well, I'm going to the ladies room. 377 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,333 Wait, there is no ladies room. 378 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:02,900 Problem. 379 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,536 Guys, big picture. 380 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,872 If you believe that a small group of us working together 381 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,674 Can make a difference... 382 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,943 We just proved that saving new york. 383 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:16,247 The real question is, if we follow, will you lead? 384 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,217 You have my word, no backsies this time. 385 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,785 (rumbling) 386 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,223 I'm in. Oh, by the way, 387 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,558 Something's wrong with your fridge. 388 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,930 At least s.H.I.E.L.D. Has indestructible doors. Right, widow? 389 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,334 The disappearing black widow, everyone. 390 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,370 Here, then not. This is gonna be a disaster. 391 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,739 (alarm blaring) 392 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,342 Jarvis: Gentlemen, the great wall of china just stood up 393 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,444 And is smashing towards beijing. 394 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,345 Interested? 395 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,415 Avengers, assemble! 396 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,960 (roars) 397 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,270 Jarvis, engage avenjet prime. 398 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,405 What's an "avenjet prime"? 399 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,273 You're standing in it. 400 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,316 This is the best day of my life. 401 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:25,816 Whoo! 402 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,052 Show off. 403 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,721 What? Your house doesn't do this? 28954

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