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And...
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Congratulations.
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- On what?
- Well, all the doors are now shut,
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and I just sealed the last window.
So you know what that means?
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We should get a carbon monoxide alarm?
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No. Well, yes. But it also means
that pigeon can't get in here.
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Which I'd say calls for a toast.
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I thought we were saving that to
celebrate the woodworm treatment.
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Nah, it's only prosecco.
I'll buy another bottle.
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See, this is why we wait
for the woodworm treatment.
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Quick.
Block the hole before the pigeon gets...
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How?
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- Mike, it won't shut with that on.
- Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
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They're just holding it
while I put the Sellotape on.
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Bitches.
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Bitches.
Bitches.
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Bitches.
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They don't listen.
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Women?
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Barclay.
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Beg-Chetwynde.
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Wh...
What's that?
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That's me.
Barclay Beg-Chetwynde.
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From next door.
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We have a next door?
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Yes, about a mile that way.
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I own the...
You know the village?
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- Yeah.
- Yes, I own that.
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We summer in Tuscany,
but got back and saw you'd moved in.
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Thought I should come say how do?
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Right. Yeah. I'm Alison, and this is Mike.
Sorry, come in.
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Thank you.
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- What you say?
- Tally. Tally.
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Must have seen a ghost.
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Didn't you know?
This place absolutely riddled with them.
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So legend has it.
There's a lady falls from a window
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- in the west wing.
- East wing.
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- Dressed in white.
- Grey.
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- Georgian.
- Edwardian.
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Attractive.
Early 20s.
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And a strange creature
that roams the grounds,
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half man, half ape.
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- Well, I haven't seen anything.
- No.
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- No, he hasn't.
- It's probably all tosh and piffle.
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Anyway, reason I called,
incepto ne desistam...
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I remember this berk.
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Met him at a party fundraiser here
back in the day.
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Rich as Croesus.
Loves the sound of his own voice.
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Which reminds me of a very funny story
I heard once on a golf course.
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Now, there was Brucie.
That's Brucie Forsyth...
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Guys.
Guys, anecdote.
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Anecdote alert, right in the middle of one.
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Now, it doesn't really affect
your grounds inside the gates,
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but the path outside the gates is on my deed,
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so, technically, you have to cross
a strip of my land
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every time you enter your house.
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We had no idea.
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It's a simple thing to sort out,
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but probably worth a quick powwow
at some point.
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- Yeah, sure. Well, we'll...
- Maybe you could come to dinner some time?
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Splendid idea.
See you at eight.
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I'm free.
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I'll bring a Pelaverga.
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- What's a...?
- And Bunny can't eat beef.
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Well, she can, but she shouldn't,
if you know what I mean.
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Right, once more unto the breach.
Come along, bitches.
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Is that all of them?
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Never mind.
What did you do that for?
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Because he's got some weird claim
over our driveway,
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so we should probably keep him sweet.
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Besides, he's our way in.
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- To what?
- Society, Mike. We're posh now.
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We should be mixing with other poshos.
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- But he is awful.
- So?
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Some awful people have really nice friends.
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I mean, look at your mate Greg.
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- What's wrong with Greg?
- Nothing.
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Hello, girl.
You're lovely, in't you?
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It's worth it.
Hello, girl.
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I can't touch any more.
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Um... book?
Film?
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Five words.
The Importance Of Being Earnest.
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Great Expectations.
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Tootsie.
Tootsie.
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Tootsie.
Tootsie. Tootsie.
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It's Tootsie. Tootsie.
It's Tootsie.
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Tootsie.
Tootsie.
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Stop saying Tootsie.
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What be a tootsie?
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Round...
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er, covering...
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- It's an eclipse.
- Eclipse.
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- Moonah eclipse.
- God, not this again.
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- Must we humour this bull calf?
- It's absolutely asinine.
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It is a wonderful group activity,
and he doesn't ask for much.
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Well, he can't ask for much.
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Hey.
Me speak good.
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Well. Me speak well.
I.
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I'm not actually free tonight,
but I could do Thursday.
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No.
Eclipse is tonight.
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All right, all right, all right.
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We'll do it, provided I can do the reading.
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Not a chance, sir.
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Me always do the reading.
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- I...
- Very well.
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We'll put it to the vote.
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Who would you like to hear speak more,
me or Thomas?
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Be there a third option?
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Yeah, that is pretty much what I thought.
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Torn thing of peas and a frozen lasagne.
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Make your lasagne.
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Mike, my lasagne is frozen lasagne.
I'm not serving them that.
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I don't want them thinking that we're
the sort of that people that we are.
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Well, what do posh people eat?
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- Turtle soup.
- No.
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- What?
- Turtle soup.
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Yeah.
No.
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- Oyster rissoles?
- Oyster rissoles?
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You don't like shellfish, and
I'm not eating anything's rissole.
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I don't think it means
what you think it means.
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What about pheasant?
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What?
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Up a bit.
Left a bit.
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Can't we just go to the shops?
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No, we haven't got time.
Just concentrate.
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Down a bit.
A bit more.
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Bit more.
Bit more...
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- Do you want to do it?
- You lost the toss.
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- Little bit more.
- Bit more.
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- I don't think I can do...
- Fire, fire, fire. Go.
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Gleaming bundook op from the civvy.
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We'll have him out boshing Jerry in no time.
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- What did he say?
- No idea.
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And then something racist.
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There's a hare.
There's a hare. There's a hare.
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- He says, there's a hare.
- There's a hare. Pom-pom.
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This is grim.
Why did I have to pluck it?
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In the oven for 20 minutes.
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No, you have to de-gloves the gizzards.
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Well, it doesn't say that here
and, no offence, Mary,
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but I trust the book more than you...
My God.
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Gizzards.
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Right, you're in charge of the pheasant.
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Call me when it looks done.
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- Done.
- OK, I'm going to change into...
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What do posh people wear?
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- Crowns?
- I'm asking the wrong person.
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Yes, yeah.
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That smells gamey.
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Left a bit...
No, right a bit.
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- No, left a bit...
- It's fine.
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It's amazing, isn't it,
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to think, a sacred site right here
for all those years?
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- Your own little Stonehenge.
- No. Stonehenge copied.
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- OK. All right, all right.
- Well.
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Settle down.
Now, the eclipse itself will be at...
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Dong-dong-dong...
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- ...dong-dong-dong...
- Robin.
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Yes, thank you, Robin.
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We got it the first time.
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It'll be at 2100.
Nine o'clock.
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Now, I trust everyone remembers the drill?
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- I, of course, will be doing the reading...
- Farcical. It should be I... Me.
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Based on Robin's recollection
of the original ritual.
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Er, thank be to moonah.
Good light in sky...
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Loosely based. Any questions?
Excellent.
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And, as always, our muster point
will be right...
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- here.
- Moonah stone.
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No, you heathen.
Spoon on the outside, spoon on the outside.
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I can't look.
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Is that what you're wearing?
Me?
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You look like Downton Abbey.
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Abbey's not a character, Mike.
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And, for your information, this is
entirely appropriate evening attire
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for entertaining guests of such
refined social standing.
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The Beg-Chetwyndes are
de-facto gatekeepers
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for the county's social calendar,
and are possessing of a very fine...
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I know what you're doing.
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Fine.
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But I am reliably informed that this
is how posh people dress,
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so I'm sorry, but I'm not changing anything.
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I'll put on a shirt if you lose the pearls.
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Yep, OK.
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Hurry up.
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They're here, they're here.
How do I look?
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The same, Kitty.
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And remember, don't...
Just don't.
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This is important to us.
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Annabel.
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Alison. This is Bunny.
Bunny, this is Annabel.
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Alison.
Sorry we're early, I drove here.
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Yeah.
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Michael, Bunny.
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Bunny, Michael.
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Smashing shirt.
Who is it?
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It's me?
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And I'm Kitty.
I'm wearing what I died in.
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Splendid to welcome you.
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Please do come in on...
on in through.
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Super.
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Bunny's been so looking forward
to meeting you.
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Have I?
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Et voila.
Pelaverga.
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Let me see. Let me see it.
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- Let me see.
- Thank you. That is most kind.
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I am so sorry.
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My wife recently had a head injury,
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which has caused some of
her behaviour to be a little...
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Mike, why don't you pop down to the cellar
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and try and find us another bottle of wine?
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- Er, yeah...
- And I can show our guests through.
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Do come in on.
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The building work is still under way,
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- so you may have to adjust your...
- Bra strap.
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Bra strap.
Expectations.
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So, indeed, they advised myself
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to just sell the house without
even seeing it, but I said...
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Don't speak with your mouth full.
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But I said that...
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Sorry, it's gone.
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So, yeah, the idea is to turn it
into a hotel.
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An 'otel?
Could be a nice little earner.
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- Well, it will not be easy, but...
- Elbows.
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I think we're on top of things.
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♪ Me, me, me. ♪
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What's louder, me or that?
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♪ Me, me, me. ♪
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Sorry, I just need to go and have
a word with my... myself.
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♪ Me... ♪
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Who's had that?
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Mary. Didn't you smell burning?
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I always smells burning.
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Would you eat that?
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Well, I hasn't eaten in 400 years,
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but no.
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Maybe I can salvage it?
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- That's burnt. And I'd know.
- Right.
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Where's the, um...?
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Voila.
Pheasant stew.
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Right, you watch this.
I've got to get back up there
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- and convince them I haven't lost my marbles.
- What are marbles?
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- Just call me when it's reduced.
- Right.
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Reduced to what?
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Sorry about that.
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Er, cremated the pheasant.
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But all sorted now.
248
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,231
So, um, let's just pretend that this
evening so far never happened,
249
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,707
and start right...
250
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,540
So, Alison...
251
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,540
- Annabel.
- Annabel.
252
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,260
And now thanks be to the wondrous moon
253
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,500
and the guiding light it giveth
between 2100 hours...
254
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,900
Dramatic pause.
255
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:08,599
Take a breath.
Give it some light and shade.
256
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:12,700
Blessed moon as spied from the Earth.
257
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,740
Bright as thine eyes.
258
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,540
Round as thine eyes.
259
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,973
Yet too far apart, like thine...
260
00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:21,740
No, I don't mean your eyes, I mean...
261
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,340
Thorne.
I'm doing the reading.
262
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,598
I won the vote.
263
00:13:24,659 --> 00:13:27,288
To be fair, it was very close
and entirely non-binding.
264
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,229
Wouldn't you say?
265
00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:35,300
Yes, I wouldn't.
266
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:38,810
Or would I?
267
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,820
I... I was saying to Mike...
268
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,460
Just this morning...
269
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:55,500
it's been unseasonably warm
for the time of year. Bread?
270
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,840
No, thank you.
271
00:13:57,326 --> 00:14:00,108
A lady does not raise her voice
in polite company.
272
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:11,060
Stew update.
All the water's turned to clouds.
273
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:16,860
Is it a bad time?
274
00:14:17,985 --> 00:14:20,620
Mike.
Bit of a problem with the old...
275
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:24,740
electrics again. Maybe you should
show our guests the fuse box.
276
00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:26,620
Um, yeah.
277
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:28,136
The fuse box.
278
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:30,940
Right, fuse box. Yeah.
This way, then, guys.
279
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,300
Yeah.
280
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,220
Right.
281
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,340
I'll come back.
282
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,982
Now, you listen to me. I don't know
what's going on here, but... Kitty.
283
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,900
But it stops right now,
because I'm having a dinner party,
284
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,380
which should be clear from the fact
that I'm having a dinner party.
285
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,500
But this moonah eclipse very special.
286
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,100
I don't care what it is.
287
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,740
It stops right now.
288
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,500
Now, hang on a moment.
289
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,220
This is a time-honoured ritual
that means a great deal to Robin
290
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,664
and, frankly, I think
he deserves a little respect.
291
00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:10,140
- Yes. Moonah is...
- Shut up, Robin.
292
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,980
The point is, we were here first,
293
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,700
so maybe you lot should take your leave.
294
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,101
No.
295
00:15:16,162 --> 00:15:18,580
This is my house now
and I'm not going anywhere.
296
00:15:18,903 --> 00:15:21,220
Well, neither are we.
297
00:15:21,443 --> 00:15:22,803
Quite right.
298
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,960
Sorry.
299
00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:27,849
Wait there.
300
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,220
Right.
Stand firm, everybody.
301
00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:34,371
I don't know what she has in her arsenal,
but we shall remain resolute
302
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,395
against the tyranny that is...
303
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,916
What in the name of St Cuthbert?
304
00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:44,899
It's all the colours at once.
305
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,820
But what does it do?
306
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,980
I'm so glad you asked.
307
00:15:49,305 --> 00:15:50,694
Come this way.
308
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,881
But, no, wait...
309
00:15:53,942 --> 00:15:55,837
- It's a compact disc.
- Guys.
310
00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,482
But it's moonah.
311
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,043
And last but not least, we have this one,
312
00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:10,499
- which is "west wing socks."
- Sockets.
313
00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:13,660
Yeah.
That makes more sense.
314
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,620
And I think that is all the fuses
I can show you.
315
00:16:17,882 --> 00:16:19,540
- Fascinating.
- Yeah.
316
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,740
To be honest, there's not really
anything that fabulous down here.
317
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,460
Speak for yourself.
318
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,900
Plonk.
319
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,112
- Clearly a connoisseur.
- I'll grab another bottle.
320
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:32,260
Actually, while we've got a moment,
321
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,740
perhaps we could just discuss
the whole access issue?
322
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,180
- I don't...
- Splendid.
323
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,940
Now, the former owner and I just had
a gentleman's agreement,
324
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,620
but if you're going to run this
place as a business,
325
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,260
you probably want something a bit
more official in place,
326
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,181
- financially speaking.
- Um...
327
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:54,400
So, what if I were to sign over
access rights to you for...
328
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:57,780
What shall we say?
I don't know. 20?
329
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,300
20?
330
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,900
20's fine.
331
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,010
Wonderful.
332
00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:04,900
And since we're all friends now,
333
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,980
let's call it 19,500.
334
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,820
Sorry.
335
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,580
Less 30 quid for that.
336
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,620
Wow.
Look at the quality.
337
00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:20,620
Knocks the socks off of Betamax.
338
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,580
It's called Friends.
It's a comedy.
339
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,980
Like Vanity Fair.
340
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,660
No, that's a magazine.
And this is a box set. So,
341
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,043
plenty more where that came from.
342
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,540
Have fun, don't leave the room and...
343
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,242
Don't leave the room.
344
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,900
It just appears to be five people
sitting around on a sofa.
345
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:41,420
What's so amusing about...?
Hello.
346
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,120
Who is this?
347
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,518
- Annabel.
- Sorry, sorry, won't be a moment.
348
00:17:47,579 --> 00:17:48,740
No hurry.
349
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,784
- OK. Slight problem.
- And it was going so well.
350
00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:53,731
Yeah.
So you know the whole access thing?
351
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:56,420
Barclay said that we could have
the rights for 20 grand.
352
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,393
Ha. Yeah.
Dream on, mate.
353
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:01,743
Yeah. I know, right?
The thing is, I think I shook on it.
354
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,420
- What?
- Well, he held his hand out.
355
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,721
What was I supposed to do?
Not shake it?
356
00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:07,860
- Yes.
- I can't do that. It's too awkward.
357
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,980
If someone puts their hand out,
I always shake it.
358
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,860
Can this evening get any worse?
359
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:16,860
Right. Stew news.
I believes it has reduced.
360
00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:21,525
That is beyond reduced.
361
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:25,047
Yeah, I've got to be honest,
I don't know what "reduced" means.
362
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:29,992
Yeah.
363
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:32,695
Well, that was wonderful.
364
00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:35,820
- Yes.
- However do you get it so square?
365
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,300
Secret, I'm afraid.
Old family recipe.
366
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,580
- Another.
- No, come on, Buns, you've had enough.
367
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,300
Right, then, port and poker.
368
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,608
Money on the table.
369
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,180
Actually, talking of money...
About the access thing...
370
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,625
That's all sorted.
Worked something out with your fella here.
371
00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:53,900
Come on.
372
00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:55,540
Good lad.
373
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,300
Right, am I dealing everyone in?
374
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,340
- Yep.
- I'm afraid we don't play.
375
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,245
I play.
I'm a player.
376
00:19:03,703 --> 00:19:07,293
- I'm not sure you are, Mike.
- I am a player.
377
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:08,996
OK.
378
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,774
Right, well, I guess I'm getting
the port, then.
379
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:14,075
Deal.
380
00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:18,630
There we go.
That's yours...
381
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,820
Dear.
382
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:28,913
I've lost 100 quid.
383
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,280
- Beginner's luck, I assure you.
- Another hand?
384
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,020
She is beguiling, the Lady Rachel.
385
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,083
Is it her hair?
Perhaps it's her hair.
386
00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:50,107
There's something about her hair.
387
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:53,660
I'm Phoebe.
And Lady Button's Monica.
388
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,180
And the Captain's Ross.
389
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,580
What?
No. I'm clearly Chandler.
390
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,035
It's a dry wit, but it's there.
391
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:02,676
I'm sorry, did we zip our lips?
I think we zipped our lips.
392
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,660
♪ There'll be a light ♪
393
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,321
♪ In the dark... ♪
394
00:20:22,199 --> 00:20:25,528
Robin.
We're watching Friends here, mate.
395
00:20:25,589 --> 00:20:27,620
Right, I need your help.
396
00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:29,540
No, no, no.
It's important.
397
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,660
As is this.
My empathy's hewn betwixt lovelorn Ross
398
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,100
and Joey, the Veronan lothario.
399
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,300
- No, you don't understand...
- No, young lady,
400
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,700
you do not understand.
401
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,689
You cannot banish us with one breath, and
then demand our reinforcement with the next.
402
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,220
No moonah stone, no help lady.
403
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,820
- Come on. Surely one of you will...?
- Alison.
404
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,913
Just to check,
can I stops watching the pot now?
405
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:59,624
- I can't play gambles.
- No, no, you don't need to.
406
00:20:59,685 --> 00:21:02,220
Just look at his cards
and tell me what you see.
407
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,860
Yeah?
408
00:21:07,405 --> 00:21:08,910
Sorry.
Needed a wee.
409
00:21:08,971 --> 00:21:11,380
Better out than in.
I've dealt you a hand.
410
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,220
Great.
Great, great, great.
411
00:21:16,236 --> 00:21:18,781
In fact, why don't we make
this interesting?
412
00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:21,120
Double or nothing.
413
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,900
If you win the game, then we you
pay double what you wanted
414
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,060
- for access to our drive.
- What?
415
00:21:26,121 --> 00:21:27,419
40,000?
416
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,180
And if I lose?
417
00:21:30,895 --> 00:21:32,769
You sign it over for free.
418
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,363
You're trying to bluff me.
419
00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:39,466
Nice try, but nothing gets past me,
Annabel.
420
00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:42,078
- You're on.
- Are you insane?
421
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,220
Right.
422
00:21:51,346 --> 00:21:53,220
Yeah.
423
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,700
There's a person whose blanket
is also a person,
424
00:21:57,046 --> 00:22:01,553
but it's upside down
and be like they've had a quarrel.
425
00:22:01,614 --> 00:22:04,399
There's a number more than three
426
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:07,468
but with a shape that's like a loaf,
427
00:22:07,529 --> 00:22:10,889
but it's on its side,
on the end of a wrong stick.
428
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,460
Just pop a cheque in the post.
429
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,112
Or a banker's draft, whatever's easier.
430
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:20,213
Was I wearing shoes?
431
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,140
Honestly.
Can't take her anywhere.
432
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,820
Come on.
Silly moo.
433
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,961
There you are.
434
00:22:28,022 --> 00:22:31,820
Now, it's saying to load
the next disc into the...
435
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,180
We need disc two.
Where's disc two?
436
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,820
Forget it, OK?
Thanks to you, we just lost £40,000.
437
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,100
What?
What did we do?
438
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,866
Nothing.
That's the whole point.
439
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,947
40 grand?
To that gasbag?
440
00:22:45,008 --> 00:22:47,140
What did you do, play him at poker?
441
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,380
She did.
442
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,819
Sorry, just to clarify,
that was a firm answer on disc two?
443
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,500
Word of advice, never play someone
who can afford to lose.
444
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,740
Not as if he needs the money either.
Unless it's for legal fees.
445
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,860
Maybe they've finally found out
about that bank account in Fiji.
446
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,940
- Now, keys.
- Not sure you should drive, Buns.
447
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,560
No. I'm fine.
Look.
448
00:23:21,346 --> 00:23:23,339
- I stand corrected.
- Yep.
449
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,820
- Thank you for a lovely evening, Annabel.
- Alison.
450
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,540
And no hard feelings
about the whole, you know?
451
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,700
No, no, no, no, a deal's a deal.
452
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,620
- I was thinking of doing a bank transfer.
- Ooh. Very modern.
453
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,140
I'll "e-mail" you my details.
454
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,740
Great, great.
455
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,528
And is that for your current account
or the Fiji account?
456
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,549
What's the Fiji account?
457
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,180
You know what?
458
00:23:50,534 --> 00:23:54,940
What's a little card game
between friends?
459
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,700
Let's... Let's just forget this
silly money nonsense.
460
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,512
I'll sign over the access rights to you
461
00:24:02,573 --> 00:24:06,797
gratis and pop the papers in the post
first thing.
462
00:24:06,858 --> 00:24:08,458
Come along, Bunny.
463
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,840
Was that lasagne beef?
464
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,850
How did you know he had a...?
465
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,500
Thank you.
466
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,279
They're not here.
467
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,060
They're upstairs watching Friends.
468
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,420
- This place is weird.
- Yeah.
469
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,060
Look out, Bunny, that's the gate.
470
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,020
I can see it.
471
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,340
Still, that's one problem sol...
472
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:48,220
I mean, I didn't like that
pigeon, but that is no way to go.
473
00:24:48,552 --> 00:24:50,499
- Better than being shot.
- Yeah.
474
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,020
No second disc, guys.
475
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,560
Could that BE any more vexing?
476
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,040
You all right, mate?
477
00:25:13,406 --> 00:25:16,270
What is it, you know, about the moon?
478
00:25:16,619 --> 00:25:18,219
Why do you care so much?
479
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,106
Before you was moonah.
480
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,750
Before house was moonah.
481
00:25:27,749 --> 00:25:29,210
Everything come,
482
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,206
everything go.
483
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:33,840
But always there.
484
00:25:35,061 --> 00:25:36,621
Moonah.
485
00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:42,478
The only thing that's been here
as long as you have.
486
00:25:55,619 --> 00:25:57,319
Several of cubs.
487
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,380
- Getting closer.
- Knock-knock.
488
00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:02,620
I say that cos I can't, erm...
489
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,900
I just wanted to say sorry...
490
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,406
for what happened at dinner.
From all of us.
491
00:26:07,688 --> 00:26:10,020
Well, mainly from me, because
Julian can take or leave you,
492
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,660
and Lady Button's not keen,
and as for the Captain, well...
493
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,180
Pat, it's fine.
I mean, well, no, it isn't.
494
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,260
But we'll muddle through.
495
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,900
Eight of hearts.
496
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,060
Yeah.
497
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:24,406
Yeah.
In that spirit, so to speak,
498
00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:27,467
I actually had a little favour
I wanted to ask.
499
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:29,753
It's for Robin.
500
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,900
Right, so, are you going
to get the ghosts or...?
501
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,228
They're here.
502
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:43,564
We might've missed
the ritual this year, but...
503
00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:45,246
Well...
504
00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:47,552
to old friends.
505
00:26:47,613 --> 00:26:49,588
- To old friends.
- Old friends.
506
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,234
God, I miss booze.
507
00:26:53,962 --> 00:26:56,169
Robin, light pollution.
508
00:26:56,903 --> 00:26:58,260
Yeah.
509
00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:10,460
Pray tell, how you doing?
510
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,400
No, don't.
511
00:27:16,186 --> 00:27:20,786
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