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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:13,312 Thaddeus Eccles burns 172 people at the stake. 2 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:17,249 You could end this curse in one fell swoop. 3 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,720 You want to defeat evil? 4 00:00:20,722 --> 00:00:24,790 You gotta find a bigger evil and let a little in. 5 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:27,526 According to the legend, 6 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:32,664 Kumbhakarna, or Haurus, needs a human host. 7 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:38,417 Since Judy is part of Eudora's bloodline, 8 00:00:38,419 --> 00:00:39,885 were she to cast the proper spell, 9 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:42,988 she could summon Haurus back to our plane of existence. 10 00:00:42,989 --> 00:00:45,453 Whatever that thing is... 11 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,360 I think it might be more powerful 12 00:00:48,362 --> 00:00:49,695 than Constable Eccles. 13 00:00:51,884 --> 00:00:54,533 Stan. 14 00:00:57,496 --> 00:00:58,762 Judy? 15 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:01,700 I am known as Kumbhakarna. 16 00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:05,578 Others know me as Haurus. 17 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,438 I thought you were Judy. 18 00:01:07,439 --> 00:01:10,307 I possess the soul that was Judy, 19 00:01:10,735 --> 00:01:13,136 but it is time for a new vessel. 20 00:01:13,512 --> 00:01:16,470 Don't get me wrong, Judy's terrific. 21 00:01:17,758 --> 00:01:20,184 No, no. She's great. Let me ask you this... 22 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:22,871 if you were to possess my soul... 23 00:01:24,098 --> 00:01:25,295 what's in it for me? 24 00:01:25,431 --> 00:01:27,830 Power beyond comprehension. 25 00:01:27,966 --> 00:01:30,927 The ability to destroy Constable Eccles 26 00:01:30,928 --> 00:01:34,480 and rid Willard's Mill of this wretched curse forever. 27 00:01:37,478 --> 00:01:38,810 What if I'm already doing that? 28 00:01:38,811 --> 00:01:43,737 You're doing a shitty job of it. 29 00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:46,565 Eccles and the curse still reign. 30 00:01:47,154 --> 00:01:49,814 But I'd help you. 31 00:01:50,227 --> 00:01:56,361 Invite me in or stay in this hell forever! 32 00:01:56,363 --> 00:02:01,581 Aaaaaaaaaah! 33 00:02:01,582 --> 00:02:02,848 Dad. 34 00:02:02,850 --> 00:02:03,911 - What?! - Dad. 35 00:02:03,912 --> 00:02:04,936 What? 36 00:02:06,354 --> 00:02:08,454 Wake up! 37 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:10,423 It's time to go to the hospital! 38 00:02:10,425 --> 00:02:13,345 I was having a nightmare. What... What hospital? 39 00:02:13,728 --> 00:02:16,396 You know, you have your thingy where they check your doo-dad 40 00:02:16,398 --> 00:02:19,398 so you don't get the yikes up your hello! 41 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,133 Oh, that's right. 42 00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:23,736 My doctor said I wasn't getting enough shame. 43 00:02:23,738 --> 00:02:25,938 Ugh. Get up! 44 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:30,346 Hey, Judy, if you want to posses my body, 45 00:02:31,345 --> 00:02:34,249 today'd be a pretty good day for it, huh? 46 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:53,993 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 47 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,333 Alright, Mr. Miller, 48 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,507 we've given you something to help you relax, 49 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:01,090 and you should be feeling those effects any minute. 50 00:03:01,091 --> 00:03:03,887 Well, I don't feel anything yet. But let me ask you... 51 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,879 where are you and your family spending Shark Week? 52 00:03:08,849 --> 00:03:10,481 And, you... you... 53 00:03:10,514 --> 00:03:12,615 you're more than welcome to crawl into my pouch 54 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:15,057 and stay warm with your brother. 55 00:03:15,058 --> 00:03:16,971 Okay, number four is ready! 56 00:03:19,391 --> 00:03:21,330 Oscar the Grouch lives in garbage 57 00:03:22,199 --> 00:03:23,683 and nobody cares! 58 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:27,072 Nobody cares about, uh... 59 00:03:29,754 --> 00:03:31,734 Paging Dr. Herman. 60 00:03:31,736 --> 00:03:33,251 Paging P.W. Herman. 61 00:03:34,406 --> 00:03:35,948 Ms. Miller? 62 00:03:36,313 --> 00:03:37,653 Oh. How'd it go? 63 00:03:38,149 --> 00:03:39,983 He did great. I actually did great. 64 00:03:39,984 --> 00:03:41,942 He just laid there. 65 00:03:41,943 --> 00:03:43,204 I'm just kidding. 66 00:03:43,205 --> 00:03:45,582 - There is a problem. - What? 67 00:03:45,584 --> 00:03:46,917 Nothing to be alarmed about. 68 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:50,364 But let me ask you... before we gave your father anesthesia, 69 00:03:50,365 --> 00:03:53,712 did he have any extra... anesthesia? 70 00:03:53,713 --> 00:03:55,678 No. W-What's going on? 71 00:03:56,121 --> 00:03:59,327 Is he prone in any way to comas? 72 00:03:59,328 --> 00:04:02,200 - My dad's in a coma?! - Now, I did not say that. 73 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,408 He is, however, in a coma. 74 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:07,303 Or a coma-like state. 75 00:04:07,844 --> 00:04:09,400 Well, what's the difference? 76 00:04:09,401 --> 00:04:11,308 Well, a coma-like state is three words 77 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,953 and takes longer to say, and 78 00:04:12,954 --> 00:04:15,459 Also, in a coma, there's very little brain activity. 79 00:04:15,848 --> 00:04:18,181 Though your father's body is unconscious, 80 00:04:18,183 --> 00:04:20,450 his brain activity is all over the map. 81 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,885 Doctor, you're wanted in post-op. 82 00:04:24,534 --> 00:04:25,773 Is it urgent? 83 00:04:25,853 --> 00:04:28,274 Remember when you said if it was urgent, come get you, 84 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:29,591 but act casual? 85 00:04:41,355 --> 00:04:42,450 Oh. Mm. 86 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:45,191 Oh. 87 00:04:46,628 --> 00:04:49,028 Wh... 88 00:04:49,142 --> 00:04:50,742 I love your top. 89 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:55,285 Mr. Miller? 90 00:04:55,286 --> 00:04:56,495 HI! 91 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,216 How are you? 92 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:03,380 'Zat it? 93 00:05:03,381 --> 00:05:05,198 Yes, that's it. 94 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:07,954 You're all done, and you did great. 95 00:05:07,955 --> 00:05:09,226 We need you to stay here, though, 96 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:10,658 because you're a little groggy 97 00:05:10,659 --> 00:05:12,731 and we don't want you to hurt yourself. 98 00:05:16,073 --> 00:05:17,163 What was that? 99 00:05:17,164 --> 00:05:18,952 Okay, sit down, please. Sit! 100 00:05:29,054 --> 00:05:31,222 Orderly, can you help this man? 101 00:05:40,732 --> 00:05:43,425 I thought I told you to stay in your room. 102 00:05:44,491 --> 00:05:45,935 What? 103 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,777 Thank you, Darryl. Be careful. 104 00:05:49,078 --> 00:05:51,475 He's a fighter. 105 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:54,944 I'm sorry that you had to see that. 106 00:05:54,946 --> 00:05:56,513 What the hell is this? 107 00:05:56,515 --> 00:05:58,348 I thought you said everything went okay. 108 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,823 Yes, everything went okay with you. 109 00:06:00,824 --> 00:06:03,713 But here in the hospital, we've had a small viral outbreak 110 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:05,310 with a pinch of contagion, 111 00:06:05,311 --> 00:06:07,350 so we've had to move you to quarantine. 112 00:06:07,351 --> 00:06:08,451 Quarantine? 113 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,520 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 114 00:06:10,521 --> 00:06:12,155 How long am I stuck in this dump? 115 00:06:12,156 --> 00:06:13,752 Hopefully, not too long. 116 00:06:13,753 --> 00:06:15,814 And if you promise me to stay put, 117 00:06:15,815 --> 00:06:19,636 I'll see what I can do about getting you some ice cream. 118 00:06:19,638 --> 00:06:21,838 Ahh! 119 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:30,980 I'm gonna cut you up! Fatty! 120 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:36,719 Oh, God. 121 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:43,597 Aye, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi! 122 00:06:43,598 --> 00:06:44,686 Ew! 123 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:47,274 She ain't gettin' no ice cream. 124 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,774 Evie, I'm at the hospital with my dad. 125 00:06:52,775 --> 00:06:54,378 You better get down here. 126 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:58,602 N-No, he's not causing a scene, he's unconscious! 127 00:06:59,077 --> 00:07:01,096 No, he's not sick! 128 00:07:01,097 --> 00:07:03,424 Just get your cop ass down here! 129 00:07:05,794 --> 00:07:07,708 It worked. 130 00:07:08,487 --> 00:07:09,378 Alright. 131 00:07:09,926 --> 00:07:10,920 I like that. 132 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:12,727 Hey, nurse! 133 00:07:12,728 --> 00:07:14,995 I'm sorry. I thought you worked here. 134 00:07:30,175 --> 00:07:32,380 Fatty! 135 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:38,596 - Hi. - Get away from me! 136 00:07:38,597 --> 00:07:41,375 No, no. L-L-Little girl, w-wait! 137 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:49,988 Seriously? 138 00:07:53,627 --> 00:07:54,991 Dr. Barlow, look. 139 00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,786 Oh, gross! 140 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:00,879 Okay, let's call it. 141 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,249 Time of death... 11:27. 142 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,983 He's not dead, he's bleeding. 143 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:06,483 Hmm. 144 00:08:06,642 --> 00:08:09,376 Well, let's hit this fresh in the morning. 145 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,622 It's late. 146 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:14,851 Oh, boy. 147 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:27,395 Dr. Flores, dial 118, please. 148 00:08:27,396 --> 00:08:29,112 Hey, what's going on? 149 00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:31,419 My da... What's going on with your face? 150 00:08:31,652 --> 00:08:33,517 Oh, I was at my scrapbooking club. 151 00:08:33,518 --> 00:08:35,295 Why is there a lightning bolt on your face? 152 00:08:35,296 --> 00:08:37,128 Uh, it's a David Bowie scrapbooking club. 153 00:08:37,129 --> 00:08:38,900 There's a David Bowie scrapbooking club, 154 00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:40,074 and I don't know about it? 155 00:08:40,075 --> 00:08:42,011 Well, no, it's just me alone... 156 00:08:42,012 --> 00:08:44,148 at my house... like all my clubs. 157 00:08:44,656 --> 00:08:45,885 What's going on with your dad? 158 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:47,849 Oh. Well, you know, he went in 159 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:50,011 for the old-man thing. 160 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:51,656 - Let's not dwell. - M'kay. 161 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,563 It went fine, but now they can't wake him. 162 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:55,490 They can't... I'll go talk to them. 163 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:56,945 Lightning bolt! 164 00:08:56,946 --> 00:08:58,349 I'll go wash my face. 165 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:00,076 Or... 166 00:09:00,077 --> 00:09:01,904 - Lightning bolt! - Right. 167 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,469 I gotta get in that club. 168 00:09:07,805 --> 00:09:10,721 Now, looky there, Dr. Cox, I didn't mean nothing 169 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:13,009 when I was making fun of your hospital earlier. 170 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,878 The fact of the matter is, when it comes to sewing 171 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,546 people's faces up, you guys are best in breed. 172 00:09:19,284 --> 00:09:20,916 You better go check that out, Doc. 173 00:09:20,918 --> 00:09:22,884 Get to the bottom of that. 174 00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:26,089 When you find the culprit, call him a girl's name. 175 00:09:30,161 --> 00:09:31,289 Who are you? 176 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:33,196 I'm trying to hide. 177 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,381 They want to turn me into one of them, but I won't let them. 178 00:09:36,382 --> 00:09:38,904 Smart girl. Help me out of this thing. 179 00:09:39,771 --> 00:09:40,754 Oh! 180 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,975 How do you get out of here? 181 00:09:43,976 --> 00:09:45,546 There is no way out of here. 182 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:48,177 There are no doors leading to the outside, 183 00:09:48,179 --> 00:09:50,161 and all the hallways just lead to other hallways. 184 00:09:50,162 --> 00:09:52,574 Well, you got in, right? So there must be some way out. 185 00:09:52,575 --> 00:09:54,529 The only door I haven't been to is... 186 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,396 the basement, but we can't go down there. 187 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,129 Why not? 188 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,323 Because no one who has ever gone down there 189 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:02,259 - has come out. - I see. 190 00:10:02,261 --> 00:10:03,497 So, you want to go to the basement? 191 00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:06,195 - No! - Me, neither. Let's go. 192 00:10:09,199 --> 00:10:10,771 Come on, honey. 193 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,004 What if this place is all topsy-turvy 194 00:10:14,006 --> 00:10:15,564 like in "The Poseidon Adventure," 195 00:10:15,565 --> 00:10:17,732 and the basement is really the attic? 196 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:18,780 It's not. 197 00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:20,265 Okay. Okay. 198 00:10:20,824 --> 00:10:22,022 Then what we have here 199 00:10:22,023 --> 00:10:24,430 is an upside-down "Poseidon Adventure" 200 00:10:24,431 --> 00:10:27,559 where everything is actually exactly where it should be. 201 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,622 That's brilliant. That's brilliant. 202 00:10:32,624 --> 00:10:34,624 Come on. 203 00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:48,673 What happened to his forehead? 204 00:10:48,674 --> 00:10:51,171 I have no idea. None of this makes any sense... 205 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,407 unless we're all having the same hallucination. 206 00:10:53,408 --> 00:10:55,986 Unless we're all beautifully, beautifully drunk 207 00:10:55,987 --> 00:10:57,693 on the same delicious beverage. 208 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,172 - Doctor? - Who are you? 209 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:02,285 - I'm the sheriff. - Oh. 210 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,087 So let's assume we're not all drunk. 211 00:11:04,089 --> 00:11:05,134 What is the plan here? 212 00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:06,955 We need to relieve the pressure on his brain. 213 00:11:06,956 --> 00:11:09,182 I'd like to make one very small incision 214 00:11:09,183 --> 00:11:11,561 - all the way around his head. - And then? 215 00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:14,707 You ever see the way clams talk in cartoons? 216 00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:17,560 And that's a normal course of action? 217 00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:19,515 Yes. 218 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,117 Then why are you doing it? 219 00:11:21,118 --> 00:11:23,136 You said yourself, this isn't normal. 220 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,168 Maybe you need to think of it as close to normal, 221 00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:26,971 "paranormal." 222 00:11:27,005 --> 00:11:29,339 Because when people start using "finger quotes" 223 00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:32,356 and saying words like "paranormal," it usually means... 224 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:34,631 Everybody's gonna stop talking right now. 225 00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:35,771 "Oh, shit." 226 00:11:36,182 --> 00:11:38,583 I'll go check on that coffee. 227 00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:40,842 When did you go in my purse? 228 00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:42,874 We need to get a wheelchair. 229 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,035 We're getting him out of here. 230 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,972 - What are you doing? - Shut up. 231 00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:48,448 I'm feeling bossy, and I like it! 232 00:11:48,503 --> 00:11:50,103 You said yourself this wasn't normal. 233 00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:52,659 We all know what that means... witchcraft! 234 00:11:52,661 --> 00:11:54,461 Which I know sounds really nuts, 235 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,595 but if you knew our family... 236 00:11:55,597 --> 00:11:57,531 Now you shut up. I know you're trying to help, 237 00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,400 but you're just adding crazy sauce. 238 00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:03,337 Where's our wheelchair?! 239 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,555 Oh, you want it now. 240 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,474 We're gonna have to pull a "Weekend at Bernie's." 241 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,892 - Take him to a party? - No, get him in a wheelchair, 242 00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:12,810 and then sneak him out of here! 243 00:12:13,591 --> 00:12:15,616 I'm... I'm... I'm sorry I pulled your gun on him. 244 00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:16,859 That's okay. It's not loaded. 245 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,017 What? How... What? 246 00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:20,175 Well, I was trying to do the less-crazy version of this, 247 00:12:20,176 --> 00:12:22,027 but your way seemed to work. 248 00:12:28,972 --> 00:12:31,542 Where is this basement/attic of yours? 249 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,267 There's a door at the end of this hallway. 250 00:12:35,204 --> 00:12:37,679 - You mean all the way down there? - Yeah. 251 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,781 A better man than me. 252 00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:42,736 No, help! 253 00:12:42,999 --> 00:12:45,199 Help me! 254 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,305 Oh, hey, guys. 255 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:06,867 Hey, Leon. 256 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,202 Hey, Stan. 257 00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:13,368 - Say something. - What? 258 00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:14,954 Something like Stan! 259 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,013 I hate when women go shopping! 260 00:13:23,952 --> 00:13:25,752 Amen, brother. 261 00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:29,023 We're out of our room again, Mr. Miller. 262 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:29,867 Where is she? 263 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:31,499 Whatever do you mean? 264 00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:33,036 Where is she? 265 00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:57,002 They're gonna sew my face up. 266 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,159 They're gonna make me like them. 267 00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:01,385 No. 268 00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:03,770 They're not. 269 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:07,842 Let me tell you something. 270 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,397 They're gonna have an awful hard time 271 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:13,138 sewing with their head shoved up their own... 272 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:16,937 poo-poos. 273 00:14:18,874 --> 00:14:21,655 You know, poopy bottoms. 274 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,328 I'm sorry. 275 00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:29,275 It's been a very long time since I've talked to a kid. 276 00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:32,953 Mr. Miller, there's no cause for violence. 277 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,421 She can leave. 278 00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:37,143 All you have to do is agree to join us here. 279 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,731 Fine. 280 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:46,821 You have to ask. 281 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:50,022 Yes. I said yes. 282 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,056 What is it with you women? 283 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,107 Even in Hell, you can't take yes for an answer. 284 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,836 No, y-you gotta hear yourself talk, 285 00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:57,085 talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! 286 00:14:57,879 --> 00:14:59,813 You don't even know her. 287 00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:05,253 That's the whole point, isn't it? 288 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,291 One time... 289 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,612 somebody sacrificed their own life 290 00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,069 just to save mine. 291 00:15:17,558 --> 00:15:19,303 And that's a heavy burden. 292 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,758 And I get that now. 293 00:15:27,809 --> 00:15:29,058 So I gotta... 294 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,679 I gotta, you know... 295 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,857 Pay it forward? 296 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,792 If that was an expression, yeah. 297 00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:41,257 It is an expression. 298 00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:42,264 No, it's not. 299 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,126 Yes, i-it was a movie. 300 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,301 No, it wasn't. 301 00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:49,489 Stanley, Stanley, Stanley. 302 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,582 I do believe you're ready. 303 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:36,889 Haro, Taro, Solomon! 304 00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:39,338 Nothing! 305 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:40,906 Are you sure you're saying it right? 306 00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:42,994 Am I sure I'm pronouncing the dead language correctly? 307 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,577 No, I'm not sure! Ugh! 308 00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:45,800 Hold on. Hold on. 309 00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:47,280 Okay, hear me out. 310 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:50,149 He's not supposed to be unconscious, right? 311 00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:52,084 What if he isn't? 312 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:53,732 I mean, like, what if his consciousness 313 00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:56,854 is... is somewhere else, and his body is just trapped here? 314 00:16:57,505 --> 00:17:00,226 Because I... I saw something, um... 315 00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:02,828 something about, like, a un... like, unifying the... 316 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,064 - Unify. - Like a reunification. 317 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,434 - Yes! Yes! Astral reunification, right? - Okay. 318 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:09,835 - Let's try this one. - Okay. Okay. 319 00:17:10,342 --> 00:17:11,904 Your sacrifice will save others 320 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,683 the way your wife saved you, 321 00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,375 and the circle will be complete. 322 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,977 What's in it for you? 323 00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:21,088 I hate Eccles more than you do... 324 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,782 for my own reasons. 325 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,520 But we're running out of time. 326 00:17:27,522 --> 00:17:30,189 Your friends know where you are, and they're bringing you back. 327 00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:32,825 Sanguis Bibimus, 328 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,893 Corpus Edimus, 329 00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:36,729 Corpus Satani! 330 00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:40,002 We can do better. I-I don't think we said it right. 331 00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:41,800 - We can do better. Okay, okay. - Okay. Alright. 332 00:17:41,802 --> 00:17:43,318 Sanguis Bibimus, 333 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,003 Corpus Edimus, 334 00:17:45,005 --> 00:17:46,907 Corpus Satani! 335 00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,603 Personally, I wouldn't worry about it, if I were you. 336 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:50,597 Sanguis Bibimus... 337 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:53,812 - They're largely clueless without me. - Corpus Edimus, Corpus Satani! 338 00:17:53,814 --> 00:17:55,982 Sanguis Bibimus, 339 00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:58,217 Corpus Edimus, 340 00:17:58,219 --> 00:18:00,285 Corpus Satani! 341 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,088 - Sanguis Bibimus... - It's just not my day. 342 00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:05,023 Corpus Edimus... 343 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,760 This opportunity won't come again. 344 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,497 Sanguis Bibimus, 345 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,065 Corpus Edimus, 346 00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,368 - Corpus Satani! - Shut up! 347 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,436 - Sanguis Bibimus... - Just shut up, will ya?! 348 00:18:17,438 --> 00:18:19,638 Look, it's working. Did you hear it? 349 00:18:19,814 --> 00:18:21,748 - So, we gotta keep going. - Okay. 350 00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,275 Sanguis Bibimus, 351 00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:24,744 Corpus Edimus, 352 00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:26,945 - Corpus... - No! 353 00:18:26,947 --> 00:18:29,169 No, no, no. H-He's saying no. 354 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,183 - No, he said, "Go," like keep going. - No, he s... No, no, no. 355 00:18:31,184 --> 00:18:33,872 - No, he said, "No." No, no, no. No, no. - Sanguis Bibimus... 356 00:18:34,055 --> 00:18:34,687 Do it. 357 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,672 Sanguis Bi... 358 00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:38,442 No, no, no. No, no. He's saying we should stop! 359 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,399 What are you tal... Denise! 360 00:18:40,443 --> 00:18:41,927 - Sanguis Bibimus... - No! No. No. No. 361 00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,595 - Corpus Edimus... - No! No! No! No! No! 362 00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:45,264 What are you doing?! Stop it! No! No! No! No! No! 363 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:46,832 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 364 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,999 - ♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪ - Sanguis Bibimus, Corpus Edimus... 365 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:48,767 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 366 00:18:48,769 --> 00:18:50,903 ♪ Oh, doo-dah day ♪ 367 00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:53,169 Unbelievable. 368 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,884 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 369 00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:11,790 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 370 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:17,696 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 371 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,101 Dad? 372 00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:24,369 Stan. 373 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,851 - Come on, Stan. - Dad. 374 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,106 Dad. 375 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,242 No, no, no, no, no, no. 376 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,272 Come on, Stan. 377 00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:33,194 Come on, Stan! 378 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:34,454 Evie? 379 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,210 Stan, come on! 380 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,913 He... Denise. 381 00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:39,857 Whaaaat 382 00:19:39,987 --> 00:19:43,789 the hell have you done to my floor?! 383 00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:49,860 Oh, Stan. 384 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,898 Wow! Okay. 385 00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:56,480 Just, uh... 'Cause for a... 386 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,358 for a couple seconds there, you... 387 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:01,640 you were, uh... 388 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,207 Yeah. 389 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:15,846 What's with all the waterworks? 390 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:19,962 What are you... Bridget Jones, writing another diary or something? 391 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:26,632 Let's clean all this stuff up. What do you say? 392 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,091 Okay. 393 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,105 Let's go. Lickety-split. 394 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,383 Okay. 395 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:36,709 He's back! 396 00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:41,247 "Bridget Jones's Diary." 397 00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:43,689 - After Denise stole my gun... - Yeah. 398 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,530 Uh we preceded to break you 399 00:20:46,603 --> 00:20:50,056 out of the hospital and then... drive around. 400 00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,018 Like "Weekend at Bernie's." 401 00:20:52,232 --> 00:20:53,217 - Yeah! - Yeah! 402 00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:55,660 God damn. 403 00:20:55,662 --> 00:20:57,720 It sure as hell sounds like your weekend 404 00:20:57,816 --> 00:20:59,738 was one hell of a lot more interesting than mine. 405 00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:01,607 Now, if you will excuse me... 406 00:21:02,585 --> 00:21:04,097 I gotta go cop a squirt. 407 00:21:07,608 --> 00:21:10,224 I'm glad he's back and peeing. 28012

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