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Oh, don't. 12 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,783 I'm sorry, Claire. 13 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,017 I'm so sorry. 14 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,752 Don't, don't, don't! 15 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,820 Ohh! 16 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,156 Ohh, dude. 17 00:01:15,996 --> 00:01:19,241 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 18 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:21,113 Damn it. 19 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,548 The minute you came back for me, 20 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,816 I knew you were gonna try something like this! 21 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,150 You should have said something. 22 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:26,452 You should have said something! 23 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,686 Why didn't you tell me? 24 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,289 Because this isn't your business. 25 00:01:29,553 --> 00:01:31,087 I'm going to get Claire, and I didn't want you 26 00:01:31,088 --> 00:01:32,471 trying to talk me out of it 27 00:01:32,472 --> 00:01:33,890 like you're trying to talk me out of it right now. 28 00:01:33,891 --> 00:01:35,055 Well, for good reason! 29 00:01:35,056 --> 00:01:36,323 What happened to Claire and what happened to me 30 00:01:36,324 --> 00:01:37,458 are entirely different! 31 00:01:37,459 --> 00:01:38,659 I wasn't supposed to be there! 32 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,726 Claire died of natural causes! 33 00:01:39,727 --> 00:01:41,161 You are messing with nature! 34 00:01:41,162 --> 00:01:45,332 Nothing that has happened since Claire died 35 00:01:46,047 --> 00:01:47,301 has been natural. 36 00:01:48,295 --> 00:01:50,070 Nothing. 37 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,239 What if it was your daughter? 38 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,209 Or... Or... Or whoever you care most about in the whole world? 39 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:56,643 Maybe... Maybe that's not your daughter. 40 00:01:56,644 --> 00:01:57,878 Maybe she gives you a pain in the tail. 41 00:01:57,879 --> 00:01:59,246 No, she's all right. 42 00:01:59,247 --> 00:02:01,248 Okay. Terrific. 43 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:04,655 What if Grace was taken from you? 44 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:08,388 You found a way to get her back. 45 00:02:10,592 --> 00:02:12,726 Are you telling me that you'd let anything, 46 00:02:12,727 --> 00:02:16,364 anything stop you from going through that door? 47 00:02:18,433 --> 00:02:19,933 Of course, I wouldn't. 48 00:02:22,704 --> 00:02:23,837 Stan. 49 00:02:26,007 --> 00:02:29,089 If you go through that door, am I even gonna know you? 50 00:02:29,944 --> 00:02:31,512 No, I mean, if... if Claire doesn't die, 51 00:02:31,513 --> 00:02:32,946 then you stay the Sheriff. 52 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:35,382 I don't know. 53 00:02:35,383 --> 00:02:36,348 I mean, what am I gonna do? 54 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:39,219 Am I just gonna poof back to my old life? 55 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:41,221 Maybe. 56 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:43,423 Maybe you go to sleep and you wake up... 57 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,626 you wake up in your own bed. 58 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:47,461 I-I-I don't know how all this times out. 59 00:02:47,816 --> 00:02:48,593 Hmm. 60 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,031 No. 61 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:54,393 No, we're not gonna know each other. 62 00:02:57,138 --> 00:02:58,372 Give me your hand. 63 00:02:58,373 --> 00:02:59,907 What are you doing? 64 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:08,053 You go ahead and look me up if... 65 00:03:09,384 --> 00:03:10,584 if you remember. 66 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:12,986 I think I'll remember. 67 00:03:13,508 --> 00:03:14,721 Me, too. 68 00:03:14,722 --> 00:03:15,822 Even if... 69 00:03:15,823 --> 00:03:16,920 Even if it's just 70 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,226 a constant nagging in the back of my brain. 71 00:03:19,601 --> 00:03:20,303 Ah. 72 00:03:20,728 --> 00:03:21,728 That'd be funny. 73 00:03:25,568 --> 00:03:26,448 Stan! 74 00:03:28,002 --> 00:03:30,404 Go get her. 75 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:13,847 Sheriff's Department. Deputy Drinkwater speaking. 76 00:04:13,848 --> 00:04:15,782 Yes, hello, old boy. 77 00:04:16,077 --> 00:04:17,912 I was just wondering if you would tell me 78 00:04:17,913 --> 00:04:20,781 the name of the Sheriff you have working there. 79 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,479 Is it Stan Miller? 80 00:04:23,084 --> 00:04:25,279 Evie? Is that you? 81 00:04:30,018 --> 00:04:30,926 Hmm. 82 00:04:35,254 --> 00:04:37,131 - Deputy Drinkwa... - Leon, it's Evie. 83 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:40,100 Hey, um... 84 00:04:40,101 --> 00:04:41,602 Am I still the Sheriff? 85 00:04:42,078 --> 00:04:43,132 I think so. 86 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:45,139 Am I still the deputy? 87 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:46,907 I guess. 88 00:04:46,908 --> 00:04:47,663 Oh, good. 89 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,577 That explains this cop-like mustache. 90 00:04:49,578 --> 00:04:50,730 - Huh. - Bye. 91 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:52,413 Uh, bye. 92 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,598 I knew she'd snap eventually. 93 00:05:02,157 --> 00:05:04,133 I can still smell that sandwich. 94 00:05:13,468 --> 00:05:14,802 Hello, Evie. 95 00:05:17,587 --> 00:05:18,659 Are you...? 96 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:21,701 Did you need something, dear? 97 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:24,232 Claire. Claire. 98 00:05:25,265 --> 00:05:26,301 Claire Miller. 99 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,653 Uh... 100 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:33,747 Is Stan around? 101 00:05:35,664 --> 00:05:38,388 Sweetheart, Stan is dead. 102 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,196 He's been gone for a year now. 103 00:05:46,301 --> 00:05:47,337 Right. 104 00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:55,196 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 105 00:05:55,198 --> 00:05:56,865 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 106 00:05:56,866 --> 00:05:59,234 Shit! Shit! Shit! 107 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,637 Shit! Oh, shit. 108 00:06:01,638 --> 00:06:05,484 Shit. Shit. 109 00:06:05,945 --> 00:06:07,737 Uh, I'm... I'm sorry, Evie. 110 00:06:07,738 --> 00:06:09,130 I couldn't help noticing 111 00:06:09,131 --> 00:06:11,516 you've been standing on my porch for the last hour 112 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:13,352 saying, "shit" over and over again. 113 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:17,510 Right. I'm so sorry. 114 00:06:18,324 --> 00:06:19,664 Why don't you come in? 115 00:06:20,225 --> 00:06:24,862 So, to sum up, uh, 116 00:06:24,863 --> 00:06:26,998 last year, you died, 117 00:06:26,999 --> 00:06:29,067 Stan got fired, I became sheriff, 118 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:30,468 a bunch of other stuff happened. 119 00:06:30,469 --> 00:06:32,203 Then Stan dug up your eyeballs 120 00:06:32,204 --> 00:06:34,568 and went through the time travel cabin to try to stop you from dying, 121 00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:36,002 which I guess was successful. 122 00:06:36,003 --> 00:06:39,366 But now Stan's dead, and I do not know what to do. 123 00:06:40,846 --> 00:06:42,347 Thoughts? 124 00:06:45,651 --> 00:06:48,853 Oh, Evie, your job is so very difficult. 125 00:06:48,854 --> 00:06:50,021 Well... 126 00:06:50,022 --> 00:06:51,889 The stress must be enormous. 127 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:54,926 Okay. I see what... 128 00:06:54,927 --> 00:06:57,730 Oh, man, you can cut the bullshit, lady. 129 00:06:59,732 --> 00:07:02,166 Mom, I just perfected "Diamond Dogs." 130 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:03,142 Do you wanna hear? 131 00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:04,179 Oh, no, no! 132 00:07:04,603 --> 00:07:06,037 It's not a great time, Denise. 133 00:07:06,038 --> 00:07:07,438 Why don't you... Why don't you go upstairs 134 00:07:07,439 --> 00:07:08,673 and keep practicing "Diamond Dogs"? 135 00:07:08,674 --> 00:07:10,408 But I just perfected it. 136 00:07:10,409 --> 00:07:12,677 Then learn "Suffragette City." 137 00:07:12,678 --> 00:07:15,246 Oh. Okay. 138 00:07:16,882 --> 00:07:18,416 Oh, and you sit back down. 139 00:07:19,044 --> 00:07:20,184 You're not going anywhere. 140 00:07:20,185 --> 00:07:22,053 And if you think that you're gonna gaslight me 141 00:07:22,054 --> 00:07:23,968 after the year I just had... 142 00:07:25,557 --> 00:07:26,871 I know about you. 143 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:30,528 I know what's in that sewing room upstairs, 144 00:07:30,529 --> 00:07:33,311 and I know that Stan... 145 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,602 What? 146 00:07:37,703 --> 00:07:40,036 Stan was not supposed to die last year. 147 00:07:40,973 --> 00:07:42,407 You were. 148 00:07:45,329 --> 00:07:47,005 You have a bad heart. 149 00:07:49,448 --> 00:07:50,828 How did Stan die? 150 00:07:52,217 --> 00:07:54,620 It was late. I was out. I was running errands. 151 00:07:56,355 --> 00:07:57,789 It was the bloom of the black flowers. 152 00:07:57,790 --> 00:08:00,024 Yeah, I know. 153 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:01,693 Every year, five black flowers 154 00:08:01,694 --> 00:08:03,961 bloom in Willard's Mill, and if they're not destroyed... 155 00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:05,196 Portal will open, 156 00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:06,397 and the Land Of the Dead shall corrupt 157 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,398 the Land Of The Living. 158 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,733 For time without end. 159 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:09,967 See? 160 00:08:09,968 --> 00:08:11,602 I read that in your sewing room 161 00:08:11,603 --> 00:08:13,738 when Stan was alive and you were... 162 00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:16,074 Okay. I get it. 163 00:08:20,112 --> 00:08:22,146 I had just reached the final flower 164 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:23,748 when I heard shouting in the distance. 165 00:08:23,749 --> 00:08:26,150 Galasum, benedictus... 166 00:08:27,152 --> 00:08:28,943 I knew it was Stan. 167 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,255 But I destroyed the flower. 168 00:08:31,256 --> 00:08:32,118 Aah! 169 00:08:32,119 --> 00:08:33,237 I reached Stan 170 00:08:33,238 --> 00:08:35,626 just in time to see Ida Putnam, 171 00:08:35,627 --> 00:08:39,056 the guardian of the portal, kill him. 172 00:08:39,057 --> 00:08:41,466 No! 173 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:44,168 Stan! 174 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:50,742 But you died of a heart attack. 175 00:08:50,743 --> 00:08:53,578 Why didn't you still have a heart attack? 176 00:08:53,579 --> 00:08:55,480 Maybe by drawing Ida away from me, 177 00:08:55,481 --> 00:08:57,982 Stan changed the course of events. 178 00:08:57,983 --> 00:08:59,198 I-I don't know. 179 00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:01,773 You can't mess with time. 180 00:09:03,989 --> 00:09:05,623 Well, I-I have to. 181 00:09:06,162 --> 00:09:07,125 I'm sorry. 182 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,862 The plan was to save you, but... 183 00:09:13,766 --> 00:09:15,295 Well... 184 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:22,473 Then you'll need this to kill Ida. 185 00:09:25,049 --> 00:09:26,411 You can do it. 186 00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:30,181 Thank you. 187 00:09:30,896 --> 00:09:32,984 You know, the modern conception of cemeteries 188 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:34,818 dates back to the early 1800s. 189 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,798 The states intervened 190 00:09:36,799 --> 00:09:39,893 and took the power of burial away from the churches. 191 00:09:41,126 --> 00:09:42,994 Sorry. I'm just practicing. I've got a... 192 00:09:42,995 --> 00:09:44,562 - Field trip coming through? - field trip coming through later. 193 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:45,830 Yeah. 194 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:47,365 Well, see, 195 00:09:47,366 --> 00:09:50,802 the church taught the theory of Predestination... 196 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:52,904 that everything is a part of God's plan, 197 00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:56,140 and if you're a serial killer, then great! 198 00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:57,869 That must be what God wanted. 199 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:01,542 What you're doing now, 200 00:10:02,915 --> 00:10:04,682 is this an act of your own free will 201 00:10:04,683 --> 00:10:07,018 or is it part of some much bigger plan 202 00:10:07,019 --> 00:10:08,574 and you're just a puppet? 203 00:10:09,087 --> 00:10:12,190 Because you know that whatever you're trying to do, 204 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:15,321 it's not gonna turn out exactly the way you want it to. 205 00:10:16,428 --> 00:10:17,762 And it kind of makes you wonder 206 00:10:17,763 --> 00:10:20,097 if it was ever your idea to begin with. 207 00:10:20,813 --> 00:10:22,200 I got an idea. 208 00:10:22,201 --> 00:10:23,935 Why don't you grab your shovel, 209 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:26,504 jump on in here, help me dig up Stan, 210 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:29,607 look the other way while I grab those eyeballs of his, 211 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:31,910 and then, uh, you and I can fill this thing up lickety-split 212 00:10:31,911 --> 00:10:32,913 before those little kiddies come 213 00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:35,690 and have their nice day walking over dead people? 214 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:38,764 Okay. 215 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:14,785 Damn it, Stan. Where are you? 216 00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:16,153 Excuse me. 217 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:17,990 Not now, Leon. 218 00:11:20,726 --> 00:11:23,825 That's a pretty authentic uniform, miss. 219 00:11:24,563 --> 00:11:26,760 You mind telling me where you got it? 220 00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:29,600 That's right. You don't know me yet. 221 00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:31,269 Hello, officer. 222 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:34,309 No. You called me Leon. 223 00:11:35,307 --> 00:11:36,674 How do you know my name? 224 00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:39,343 I did? I don't remember that. 225 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,078 Well, I should be going. 226 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:42,236 No, you don't. 227 00:11:44,716 --> 00:11:46,817 It's okay. 228 00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:49,120 I know who you are and why you're here. 229 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:51,289 Wait. You do? 230 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,436 I do. 231 00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:54,558 How else would you know my name? 232 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:57,395 Why else would you be dressed like that? 233 00:11:57,396 --> 00:11:58,896 You're a stripper! I'm from the future. 234 00:11:58,897 --> 00:11:59,700 What? 235 00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:01,832 Who hired you? Gordy? That son of a bitch. 236 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,668 No! 237 00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:06,804 Oh, let me guess. You're really just a "student." 238 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:07,805 Ugh! 239 00:12:09,003 --> 00:12:10,675 Wait. First of all, 240 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:11,842 I just want to apologize for hitting you. 241 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,744 Head down, please. 242 00:12:13,745 --> 00:12:16,240 But I-I really am sorry. 243 00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:22,853 Assaulting an officer while impersonating an officer. 244 00:12:22,854 --> 00:12:24,622 That's a new one. 245 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:28,592 Look, I know this sounds crazy, but we have to find Stan Miller. 246 00:12:28,593 --> 00:12:31,829 Oh, I don't think we need to bother Sheriff Miller on this one. 247 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:34,332 If there's one thing Leon Drinkwater knows, 248 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,034 it's how to handle an uncooperative stripper. 249 00:12:37,035 --> 00:12:38,536 In fact, I... 250 00:12:38,537 --> 00:12:40,004 Aah! Aah! 251 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,138 Leon! 252 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,841 Aah! 253 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:45,843 Oh! 254 00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:46,978 Aah! 255 00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:48,914 No! No! 256 00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:52,683 Aah! 257 00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:57,655 Aah! 258 00:12:57,656 --> 00:12:59,857 Evening, officer. 259 00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:03,729 Aah! 260 00:13:11,636 --> 00:13:14,372 Oh, God. 261 00:13:15,109 --> 00:13:16,440 Oh, Leon. 262 00:13:16,441 --> 00:13:18,809 Leon, I'm sorry. 263 00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:28,019 Um, this isn't as bad as it looks. 264 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,787 I'm not really a stripper. 265 00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:31,176 It's just what he said. 266 00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:33,349 That's illegal! 267 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,062 Take me home, Pepper. 268 00:13:48,507 --> 00:13:51,150 Hey, there, pretty lady. 269 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:57,748 What are you doing out here all by your lonesome? 270 00:13:58,342 --> 00:13:59,592 Stanley. 271 00:14:00,886 --> 00:14:02,753 What are... What are you doing here? 272 00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:07,491 Not for nothing, but what are you sporting there? 273 00:14:07,492 --> 00:14:08,753 It's my cloak. 274 00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:11,929 I didn't even know they made cloaks anymore. 275 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:15,599 W-Would you say there's a-a large market for cloaks, 276 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,735 or are you the primary client? 277 00:14:17,736 --> 00:14:19,770 Can we talk about this later? I-I've got to... 278 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,815 Destroy this flower or a portal will open up, 279 00:14:22,816 --> 00:14:24,088 and the Land Of The Dead will... 280 00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:27,244 Corrupt the Land Of the Living for time without end. 281 00:14:29,548 --> 00:14:31,416 Why didn't you tell me? 282 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,408 Tell you what? 283 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:38,889 That you're the victim of a 400-year-old curse 284 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:43,257 and it's my job to kill demons and keep you alive? 285 00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:45,852 I'd have told you. 286 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:49,767 Right away. First date. 287 00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:52,103 Oh. Our first date. 288 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,238 Don't remind me. 289 00:14:54,239 --> 00:14:56,073 What was wrong with our first date? 290 00:14:56,074 --> 00:14:57,641 Please. 291 00:14:57,642 --> 00:14:58,943 You took me to "Dirty Harry." 292 00:14:58,944 --> 00:15:00,770 You love Clint Eastwood. 293 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,725 Oh. 294 00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:06,917 I only said that to get you to like me. 295 00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:11,598 I do like you. 296 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,059 I like you, too. 297 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,560 Come here. 298 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,066 That was some movie, though, huh? 299 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,300 Hmm. 300 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:25,936 That and the orangutan movies, 301 00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:28,140 those... those are... those are his best work. 302 00:15:29,941 --> 00:15:31,942 "Dirty Harry" should have had an orangutan. 303 00:15:31,943 --> 00:15:33,418 That would have been mint. 304 00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,693 W-Wait here, Stanley. 305 00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:43,688 No. 306 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:48,193 Claire, you can't go. 307 00:15:50,545 --> 00:15:52,648 There's something you don't know. 308 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,801 You've got a bum ticker. 309 00:15:58,803 --> 00:16:00,271 N-No, I don't. 310 00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:01,560 Yeah, you do. 311 00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:03,836 You do. 312 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:09,533 But we're gonna get it fixed. 313 00:16:11,396 --> 00:16:13,051 I promise. 314 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,681 But in the meantime, 315 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:22,159 you go ahead and stay here and deal with all this bullshit, 316 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,505 and I'll go kill Crazy Whatshertits. 317 00:16:25,163 --> 00:16:27,097 No, no. Don't, Stanley. 318 00:16:27,098 --> 00:16:28,465 She's dangerous. 319 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:30,201 If you're not careful, she'll kill you! 320 00:16:30,202 --> 00:16:32,503 Don't you believe it, sweetheart. 321 00:16:48,453 --> 00:16:50,020 Aah! 322 00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:52,690 Galasum, benedictus... 323 00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:56,160 Evening, officer. 324 00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:03,834 Aah! 325 00:17:03,835 --> 00:17:05,402 Ohh! 326 00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:33,030 That's... That's your game? 327 00:17:33,031 --> 00:17:35,099 You become a giant and kick my ass? 328 00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:39,737 Pretty good game. 329 00:17:39,738 --> 00:17:41,338 Not gonna lie to you. 330 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,039 Ida, sweetheart. 331 00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:56,687 Claire! Claire! 332 00:17:58,857 --> 00:17:59,899 Hey. 333 00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:02,205 You're under arrest! 334 00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:04,528 I'm just kidding. 335 00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:06,930 I'm not the Sheriff yet, so I don't have that authority. 336 00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,066 But I can do this. 337 00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:21,750 Stan. 338 00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:27,600 Okay. 339 00:18:29,154 --> 00:18:30,954 Oh. 340 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:32,656 Oh. Stan. 341 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:36,060 Oh, no. 342 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:40,798 Some things, you... you just can't change. 343 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:42,666 I tried. 344 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,301 I tried so hard. 345 00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:46,003 Of course, you did. 346 00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:47,905 But we'll have our time again. 347 00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:50,308 You promise? 348 00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:53,777 Do you want me to let you in on a little secret? 349 00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:55,460 Please. 350 00:18:55,881 --> 00:18:57,482 When the minister says, "Till death do you part"... 351 00:18:57,849 --> 00:18:59,450 Uh-huh. 352 00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,684 Don't you believe it. 353 00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:02,252 Claire. 354 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:24,672 Stan. 355 00:19:27,112 --> 00:19:28,546 I'm... 356 00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:33,350 I'm ready to go back now. 357 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:49,889 You okay? 358 00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,259 About as okay as I get. 359 00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:31,116 Leon? 360 00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:36,242 Leon! 361 00:20:38,179 --> 00:20:39,650 Anybody?! 362 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:45,255 What do you suppose happened? 363 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,425 The flower. 364 00:20:50,395 --> 00:20:53,766 I never saw her destroy the final flower. 365 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,350 The portal opened. 366 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:00,237 And the Land Of the Dead 367 00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:02,272 shall corrupt the Land Of the Living 368 00:21:02,273 --> 00:21:04,121 for time without end. 369 00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:06,910 My God. 370 00:21:08,313 --> 00:21:09,853 We got to go back. 371 00:21:12,317 --> 00:21:13,445 Oh! 372 00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,922 The cabin! 373 00:21:18,923 --> 00:21:21,291 Hello, Constable. 374 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:23,193 This is not good. 375 00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:27,865 Oh, shit. 24177

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