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Previously on "Stan Against Evil."
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What is that thing growing
up by the station?
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When the first flowers bloom,
the portal will open,
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and the Land of the Dead
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shall corrupt the Land of the Living
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for time without end.
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Should we get a new map now?
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Constable Eccles was the only witch.
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Did you ever think
that it might be possible
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to save the life of someone you lost?
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I can go back and save Claire.
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I got to figure out
how to travel back a year
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to save my wife,
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and the only way I'm going
to be able to do that
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is if I find this guy, Gerard DuQuette.
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She has much milk in her this morning.
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When I think of how much money
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this milk will fetch at market,
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it's as if her teats
were full of diamonds.
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I know if my manly bosom
could produce diamonds,
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I would fill bucket after bucket.
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Of precious, precious man-boob diamonds.
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You're out of milk.
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Let's do this.
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These, uh...
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These are the eyeballs of that thing.
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It came up out of Evie's
grave and tried to kill us.
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Looked like a big pile of
crap covered in bullshit.
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Oh, I remember, Sheriff.
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The Wraith?
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Why do you want to go into the past?
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Not that I consider you
particularly "modern."
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Oh, you got that right, buster.
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This country ain't been the same
since Evel Knievel died.
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Here's the bottom line...
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I got to back to last year
and save my wife's life.
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No!
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No! No!
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Absolutely not, Mr. Miller.
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- See?
- I...
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Evel Knievel. They told him no, too.
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You can't jump over Caesar's Palace.
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He did.
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You can't jump over
13 double-decker busses.
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He did.
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You can't jump over Snake River Canyon,
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and he damn sure did.
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No, he didn't.
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He crashed every one of those times.
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But he tried. He tried like a man.
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A man in a skin-tight leather jumpsuit
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with a beautiful cape,
good hair, a helmet, and...
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I've gotten off-topic.
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Listen to me.
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I got to find this guy, Gerard DuQuette.
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So?
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So...
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That's where you come in.
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He's been dead for 400 years.
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He's some kind of black
magic, sorcery assface.
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Won't you do it for Claire?
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Please?
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The hell is that?
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Sage. It purifies the room.
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Smells like a pregnant raccoon
died in your chimney.
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Eh.
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From the Great Lady and The Seven Winds,
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I summon Charon,
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blessed ferryman of the river Styx.
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We summon Gerard DuQuette,
denizen of the Otherworld.
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Yeah. What she said.
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Ow!
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Nails.
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Da Rakom, Ossun, Hekuba,
I summon thee all,
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Da Rakom Ossun, Hekuba,
I summon thee all.
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Now what?
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Does the doorbell ring,
he pops out of a cake,
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and gives me a nobjob?
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I don't understand.
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I... I've had weak responses before,
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but never just nothing.
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Well...
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Maybe he was gonna show up,
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but then he got a load
of that crap you burnt.
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I know what I should have said.
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It smells like somebody popped
a balloon full of clown farts.
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Worst...
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Seance...
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Ever.
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Hellooo?
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What?
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Denise?
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Is that you?
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I don't think so.
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Are you...?
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I am.
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Constance Eccles told me...
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I know.
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Why weren't you at the seance?
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I had a thing.
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Lookit.
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I got to figure out how to...
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How to use the eyes of the Wraith
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to travel back just one
year instead of 400
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so that you can save
your dear wife's life.
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- Correct?
- Exactly!
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This is terrific.
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How do I do it?
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Do you like riddles?
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No, I'm straight.
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The first person is your passage
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on the time-travel express.
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You can go wherever they go,
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on the day they're laid to rest.
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You have 24 hours to solve the riddle.
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You fail, you die.
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That's a little different
than the way they used to do it
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in the Reader's Digest.
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Makes it fun for me.
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24 hours.
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Later, tater.
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Hey.
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How do I die?
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Maybe you'll do something so horrible
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that the people of Willard's Mill
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will band together
and kill you themselves.
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Oh, crap.
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Denise, honey, you, uh...
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You're good at pu...
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Puzzles, aren't you?
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Oh, Leon called to say
"Thank you for the fudge."
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I beg your pardon?
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Apparently you went down
to the station this morning
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and you brought him some fudge.
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That...
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wasn't me.
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Are you sure it wasn't you?
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Why would I lie about fudge?
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Well, we've all made
a bad batch of fudge before
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and we lied about it.
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Shame Fudge is real,
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but we don't let it get us down.
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We get back in the kitchen,
we roll up our sleeves,
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and we try agaaain!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Leon?
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Leon!
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What the hell happened to you?
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The fudge.
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The fudge happened.
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I don't know what you put in it...
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That wasn't me.
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Oh, yes, it was!
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Maybe you'll do something so horrible
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that the good people of Willard's
Mill will kill you themselves.
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Leon.
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- Wheeee!
- What was in the fudge?
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Freedom!
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For my mind.
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I only got 14 hours. I got to go.
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Wait!
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- Oh, no!
- I got a better idea.
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Why don't I kill you
and you go to Heaven
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and you call me, tell me what you see?
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I'm scared.
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Oh, hi.
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Did you want to try the seance again?
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That sounds delish.
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J'entre?
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Sure.
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Love the house.
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You were just here yesterday?
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Oh, snap.
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Are you looking at my bum?
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No, Leon.
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- Geranimo!
- Leon.
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We're gonna need the
others if we're gonna...
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I had a bucket like this once.
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Okay.
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Company!
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Oh, hi, Gordy!
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Hello.
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Gordy the mailman?
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You come in here, you rascal.
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- Well, hello, Stan.
- Hi, Gordy.
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What's... What's that saying
you mailmen have?
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Neither snow nor rain...
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Or sleet will stay these couriers
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from their appointed rounds.
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What about a bucket?
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Uh, I'm sorry, what?
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Would... Would that stay you
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from... from your appointed rounds?
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A bucket?
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Ah!
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He's on the move.
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Come here, you scamp.
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"The first person."
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The first person what?
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Hey, pretty lady.
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Look what I did.
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My brain did this with my mind.
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And my hand.
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Leon, I really got to go.
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You can go when Evie gets here.
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When does Evie get here?
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Tomorrow. Today's her day off.
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I don't have that kind of time.
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Hello!
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Sh-Sheriff Barret, please.
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Call her at home. She loves that.
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I need you to draw
Eddie the Head on my back.
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- I beg your pardon?
- Eddie the Head.
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From Iron Maiden.
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I know who Eddie the Head is.
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"Fear the Dark" much?
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Let me see.
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Oh, I think you're
really gonna like that.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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As true today as it was then.
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Yello?
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Hey. What happened?
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Gordy's dead.
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The mailman.
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It was Stan.
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Gor... Stan?! What?
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Something seemed off at first.
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He was just so happy and friendly.
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Oh, yeah, that definitely
does not sound like Stan.
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God, I know.
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And you're sure it was Stan?
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Yeah, it was him, all right.
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He left you a message.
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Hutchy much.
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So then, he came by,
like we had talked about.
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He... He was smiling, very polite.
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Yeah, see, that's the thing.
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I mean, I can definitely imagine
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Stan killing someone with a bucket,
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but this whole smiling, polite thing?
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I mean, that does not track.
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Mm.
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Speaking of which,
where's the, uh, body?
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Oh, that.
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Just get here, please.
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I had just hung up.
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Neither snow...
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nor rain...
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- Nor sleet will stay...
- Oh!
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So, you're saying
this guy was... was dead,
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and then he just...
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Walked right through this room
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and right out of that door.
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What do you mean,
"Like we talked about"?
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You said "Stan came by,
like we talked about."
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Yeah. Stan came to me
to contact a spirit.
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Stan?
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Yeah, he wants to travel back
in time to save his wife.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, that's got to be so...
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Dangerous? I told him.
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Look, we were trying to summon
the spirit of Gerard DuQuette,
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a practitioner of Black Magik
from the 17th century.
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Oh, that's a... that's a great idea.
274
00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:37,519
Summon an evil wizard!
275
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,588
But he didn't appear.
276
00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:40,655
Are you sure?
277
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,326
Oh, my God, that's Anti.
278
00:14:44,327 --> 00:14:47,963
This guy is still out there,
and everybody thinks he's Stan.
279
00:14:51,744 --> 00:14:54,749
I can't believe there's a worse
version of Stan out there.
280
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,625
I didn't know that was possible.
281
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,111
Mm-mm!
282
00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:04,595
Sheriff?!
283
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:07,203
These heirloom tomatoes?
284
00:15:08,394 --> 00:15:10,599
They are now!
285
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,580
Martin!
286
00:15:11,782 --> 00:15:13,756
Ahhh! Oh!
287
00:15:18,581 --> 00:15:21,071
Put that thing down, Leon. I got to go.
288
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,310
Martin! Sheriff Miller...
289
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:29,719
What is it?
290
00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:36,737
Neither the rain...
291
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:37,975
nor snow...
292
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:39,857
nor...
293
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,547
sleet...
294
00:15:44,263 --> 00:15:46,564
will keep these couriers...
295
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:49,000
From their appointed rounds...
296
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:50,735
Pshoo!
297
00:15:57,638 --> 00:15:58,912
Yello?!
298
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,240
Oh! Applesauce.
299
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:04,666
Hello?
300
00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,671
Sheriff Miller did what
to your bird feeder?
301
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:10,676
Well, sweetheart, love takes many forms.
302
00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:12,411
Hello?
303
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,685
Sheriff Miller climbed up on your roof
304
00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:16,855
and took a dump down your chimney?
305
00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:18,464
Well, don't start a fire. Hang on.
306
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:20,177
Hello?
307
00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:22,910
No, I don't want
to lower my credit score.
308
00:16:22,911 --> 00:16:24,820
Eat a bag of dicks!
309
00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:25,630
Hello?
310
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:27,265
Oh, thank God, Stan.
311
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:28,663
Where have you been all day?
312
00:16:28,664 --> 00:16:29,561
I've been here.
313
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:31,177
Do you have a witness?
314
00:16:31,178 --> 00:16:33,228
Well, eh, more or less.
315
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,191
Okay, uh, second question.
316
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:38,177
Have you happened to have done
anything incredibly stupid lately,
317
00:16:38,178 --> 00:16:42,216
like conjure the spirit
of a 17th-century evil wizard?
318
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:43,998
We're gonna have
to put a pin in that one.
319
00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:45,735
Stan, were you planning on telling me
320
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,752
about your little
time-travelling scheme?
321
00:16:47,753 --> 00:16:49,255
It's complicated.
322
00:16:49,684 --> 00:16:52,114
Listen to me, there's a double
going around town
323
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:55,432
pretending that he's me,
and he's causing... mischief.
324
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:58,090
Yeah, you have no idea. I'm on my way.
325
00:16:58,091 --> 00:16:59,386
No! No, no, no, no, no.
326
00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:02,183
You... You go ahead and meet me
at my house, up in Claire's room,
327
00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:03,678
and don't stop to get your nails done.
328
00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,278
What are you... I don't get my nails...
329
00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:07,503
Clock's ticking.
330
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,374
Definitely him.
331
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,196
All right, Leon.
332
00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:12,972
You're in charge.
333
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:18,041
The guy said I had 24 hours
334
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:21,111
to solve this riddle or I'm a dead man.
335
00:17:21,112 --> 00:17:23,287
Uh-huh, and how long ago was that?
336
00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:26,628
23 hours and 53 minutes.
337
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:28,301
Who's counting?
338
00:17:31,189 --> 00:17:35,236
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
339
00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:37,186
Come on, tickle pickle.
340
00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:41,975
What the...?
341
00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:45,566
What the hell?
342
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,207
What... What are you doing here?
343
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,910
I wanted to challenge you
344
00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:55,205
to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
345
00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:56,853
O-Okay.
346
00:17:58,839 --> 00:17:59,660
For stabs.
347
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,369
It's almost 12:00.
348
00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:10,332
It's midnight.
349
00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,122
That's him.
350
00:18:13,123 --> 00:18:14,246
Ooh, I'll get it!
351
00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:15,208
She went downstairs.
352
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,194
Denise!
353
00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:20,914
Oh, it's the ma...
354
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,506
Hey! Hey!
355
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:25,222
Hey!
356
00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:27,007
Denise!
357
00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:30,557
Denise, are you okay?
358
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:36,202
Go for his eyes!
359
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:39,787
Yeah, the eyes! That's it, Stan!
360
00:18:39,788 --> 00:18:41,043
The eyes!
361
00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:41,857
I got it!
362
00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:44,002
Eyes! The first person!
363
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,140
Oh, I get it.
364
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:46,346
That's clever.
365
00:18:47,673 --> 00:18:49,888
The first person is your passage
366
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:52,176
on the time-travel express.
367
00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:54,406
You can go wherever they go
368
00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,578
on the day they're laid to rest.
369
00:18:57,349 --> 00:19:00,313
You solve the riddle
and you'll know what to do.
370
00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:05,325
Good job, Dad!
371
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:07,594
Take the mailman's eyes,
go back to yesterday,
372
00:19:07,595 --> 00:19:09,562
and then don't summon Gerard DuQuette!
373
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:13,239
Come on, Dad!
374
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,137
All right, Stan!
375
00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:16,397
Hold your horses.
376
00:19:17,012 --> 00:19:18,980
You know what they say about eyeballs.
377
00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:22,809
They don't gouge themselves out.
378
00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:32,481
Well, that was a fun game.
379
00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:35,486
I win.
380
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:51,888
What's in the bag, Stan?
381
00:19:52,745 --> 00:19:55,421
You said I had 24 hours
to solve the riddle.
382
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,040
And I did.
383
00:19:58,033 --> 00:19:59,334
It's the eyes.
384
00:19:59,509 --> 00:20:02,044
The first person is the eyes.
385
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,435
Indeed you did.
386
00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:10,841
Get on it, little man.
387
00:20:33,414 --> 00:20:35,482
It worked.
388
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,698
[Screams]
389
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,440
Ahh!
390
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,025
Sweetheart, I'm sorry about this.
391
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,129
You'll thank me later.
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