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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,271 Thank you, kids, for taking a break 2 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:06,840 from your reading, gaming, and... 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,242 Pyrokinesis. 4 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:10,911 Nothing yet. 5 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,513 Right. 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,281 Now, as you all know, the work starts today on the house. 7 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,950 Can we get an underground mall, like Barbra Streisand has? 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,051 Why do you know that? 9 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,353 There is no one who covets 10 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,954 a subterranean Cinnabon more than me, 11 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,856 but I'm pretty sure it would be a permitting nightmare. 12 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,125 In addition to the presence of workers, 13 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:27,294 there might be migrant dust particles and VOCs, 14 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,263 which I will be doing my best to shield you from. 15 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,898 So, we are selling? 16 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,266 No, we are fixing. 17 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,067 Because things need to be fixed. 18 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,669 And that is all. 19 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:36,904 For now. 20 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,572 Oh, we are headed straight for apartment city. 21 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,041 I can already hear the upstairs neighbors. 22 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,442 Mom, no. 23 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,311 I wouldn't flourish in an apartment setting. 24 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,546 You know that about me. 25 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,681 I have always wanted a doorman. 26 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,918 No doorman, no apartment city, just repairs. 27 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,452 Ohh... 28 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,021 Now, Vlad and his men are gonna be here any minute, 29 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:57,057 so let's not set anyone on fire with our minds, okay? 30 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,392 The easier we make it on them, 31 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,093 the more efficiently they'll work, 32 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,229 and the sooner they will go away. 33 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,298 [ Doorbell rings ] 34 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,566 If we just had that doorman. 35 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,537 Welcome! Welcome. Welcome to you. 36 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,507 Please come in but stay only on the path I've fashioned 37 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,375 to help curtail the spread of your debris. 38 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,010 Vladislav: Wow. 39 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,479 You -- You really rolled out the paper carpet for us, huh? 40 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,515 Well, I'm just trying to make both our lives easier. 41 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,217 Thank you for restricting our movements. 42 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,218 Here's the good news. 43 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,653 At the end of the paper path, 44 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,488 you'll find a refreshment station 45 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,324 featuring a light continental breakfast. 46 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,326 Today's selection is fresh, hot waffles. 47 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,262 What I really need right now is Ee-van. 48 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,563 Ee-van? 49 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:37,664 Ivan. John. 50 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,333 Your John. 51 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,469 I had a bochka of coffee on the way here, so... 52 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,837 [ Sighs ] 53 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,305 ...nature calls. 54 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,341 Seriously, you guys don't come with your own facilities? 55 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,477 I have a call in to a guy. 56 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:53,480 Right now, I just need your -- your bathroom... 57 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,184 and your -- your Wi-Fi password. 58 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,386 Password. 59 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,254 The password is "password". 60 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,756 ♪♪ 61 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:06,259 ♪ Keep giving me hope for a better day ♪ 62 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,429 ♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪ 63 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,699 ♪ Through this heaviness I feel ♪ 64 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:19,139 ♪ I just need someone to say everything's okay ♪ 65 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,208 ♪ Everything's okay ♪ 66 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,076 -- Captions by VITAC -- 67 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,145 [ Telephone ringing ] 68 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,148 [ Mouse clicking ] 69 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,584 Marty McFly, how goes it? 70 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,619 Come on, Holly. I hate when you call me that. 71 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:36,123 Okay, don't get all Martin Short with me. 72 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,457 Did I catch you at a bad time? 73 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,825 You looking at porn? 74 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,628 Pretty hot for these bespoke adventure vans. 75 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:42,863 Take a look. 76 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:46,199 Camping with a full kitchen and a flat screen. 77 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,235 Good Lord, you've gone soft on me. 78 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,236 What, me?! 79 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,604 Mm. No. 80 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,040 Who's gonna tell ya if not your work wife? 81 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,574 I was looking at the perk board. 82 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,477 You've got three months' worth of unused "Play Days"! 83 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,211 I do? 84 00:02:58,211 --> 00:02:59,980 You do. 85 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,314 [ Sighs ] 86 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,117 Seize the play. 87 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,886 Play Day. 88 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,888 Arthur: Is that where they trick you into working hard 89 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,289 by making it sound fun? 90 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,158 No, those are Hooray Days. 91 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,993 Yeah. Ooh! Those do sound fun! 92 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,262 Yeah, Play Days are paid vacation that have to be spent 93 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,697 doing something outdoorsy. 94 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,565 I used to take full advantage of mine, 95 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,867 but Lena always hated the camping. 96 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,968 She nay'ed my play 97 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,138 until one day, you know, I just stopped going. 98 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,473 That's so sad. 99 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,941 [ Whispering ] I hate that story. 100 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,243 Marriage has a sneaky way of making you change the parts 101 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,678 of yourself that you value most. 102 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,214 I know. Camille's making me get adult braces, 103 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,882 and my teeth are completely fine. 104 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:36,550 Let me see these. 105 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,751 What? They're beautiful! 106 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,352 Thank you. 107 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,921 Maybe it's time we put our foot down. 108 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,255 Maybe! 109 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,157 I'll be honest, I don't intend to. 110 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,525 I already have my molar bands. 111 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,494 No, I was really just talking about my thing. 112 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:48,695 The great outdoors, man. 113 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:49,496 Yes! 114 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,897 Yes. You should come! 115 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,499 No! Come on! 116 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,301 Come on. Don't you want to know how freeing it is 117 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,802 to only worry about survival? 118 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,605 Don't you want to prove that you can make it off the grid? 119 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,540 Not really. I love the grid. 120 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,075 The grid charges my Tesla. 121 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,010 [ Tango music plays ] 122 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:07,447 ♪♪ 123 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,317 No, no, I got it. 124 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:12,519 Don't worry about it. Just throw it anywhere. 125 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,721 Oh, no, here's good. 126 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,389 Martin! 127 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,991 Can you believe this? 128 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,226 Believe what? 129 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,361 They're treating our house like a dump. 130 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,230 There's debris everywhere. 131 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,397 Of course there's debris. 132 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:25,232 They're working. 133 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,500 Are they? 134 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,135 Because it looks like they're having coffee 135 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,736 and eating burgers. 136 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,405 Mm, well, maybe if you hadn't set up that waffle kiosk. 137 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,540 So you're not gonna say anything? 138 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,809 Nope. Got it. Per usual, it's on me. 139 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:36,910 Yep. 140 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,447 Vlad. 141 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,349 You got a second to talk shop? 142 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,683 Vladislav: Sure. 143 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,018 I hear there's a sale at Bloomingdale's. 144 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,386 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 145 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,355 We've got a regular Yakov Smirnoff over here. 146 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:52,826 You mean it as a burn, but I take it as a great compliment. 147 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,996 So, I'm hoping that after you finish your coffee klatch, 148 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,965 you and Carl's Junior are gonna get around to tidying up 149 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,800 and dealing with my foundation? 150 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,969 That's the plan. What's the plan? 151 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,938 What you just said. 152 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:08,708 Okay, look, I am going to need some real information, 153 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,978 and I want you to figure out the root of the problem. 154 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,180 I know the root. 155 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,582 ♪♪ 156 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:17,050 You gonna tell me? 157 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,885 Sure. It's wet. 158 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:19,653 What's wet? 159 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,521 The, uh, crawl space. 160 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,924 The soil. There's moisture. 161 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,058 Vlad, hear me. 162 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,495 I vent. I dehumidify. I'm doing my part. 163 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,696 Your dirt is still damp. 164 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,532 My dirt is still damp? 165 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,301 You're gonna look me in the eye 166 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:38,038 and tell me my dirt is still damp? 167 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:41,041 Your dirt is still damp. 168 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,610 I told husband. Okay, don't tell husband. 169 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,612 Tell me. Husband doesn't care. 170 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,647 I'm here, I'm front and center. I'm -- 171 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,482 Geological engineer? 172 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,818 I'm emotionally invested, Vlad. 173 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,019 Hmm. 174 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,623 So, tell me, how do we take care of the moisture? 175 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,558 Finish the crawl space. 176 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,761 You talking vapor barrier? 177 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,630 That could be one of the solutions, yes. 178 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:04,731 Was that a smirk? 179 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,199 Not a smirk -- just my face. 180 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,734 It looked like a smirk. 181 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,236 Face. 182 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,438 [ Sighs ] Think of it. 183 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:15,208 24 hours of camping, fishing, and hunting. 184 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,110 Can I start the fire? 185 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,311 What? 186 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,546 No. Forget it. 187 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,615 You said that...weird. 188 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,420 [ Sighs ] 189 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,388 Let's hear it. 190 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,889 Dance for me. 191 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,625 Uh, Wiccan. 192 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,860 Uh, uh, Lilith-journals. 193 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,262 Ani DiFranco. 194 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,064 Um...birds. Birds? 195 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,266 Ugh! 196 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,400 Where's Mason? 197 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,668 Upstairs drowning in self-pity. 198 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,937 [ Sighs ] Still with the Hazel breakup? 199 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,139 Pretty clear she made the right choice. 200 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,474 Am I right? 201 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:48,308 [ Sighs ] 202 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,543 Mace, hey. 203 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,412 I get where you're at right now, bud. 204 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,215 I really do. 205 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,616 I've been there myself. 206 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,218 But trust me, it's not gonna make you feel any better 207 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,253 to stay cooped up in your room all weekend, 208 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,721 sucking at video games. 209 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,556 He's not gonna be cooped up in his room all weekend. 210 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,991 It's Curls Night. 211 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:05,992 What? 212 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,394 Tomorrow, it's Curls Night Out! 213 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:08,895 It is? I put it on the calendar. 214 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,897 What the hell's a Curls Night Out? 215 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,900 Every so often, me, Mae, and Mason -- 216 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,702 you know, everyone with curly hair -- 217 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,571 we go out on the town, just us curls. 218 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,173 We get a sitter for Milo. 219 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,241 Curls Night Out?! 220 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,375 No! 221 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,977 No, no! Absolutely not! 222 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,047 Our son is on the cusp of becoming a man, Lena! 223 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,948 We need to nurture his virility, 224 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:33,019 teach him how to be confident and strong, not emasculate him. 225 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:36,356 Last time we saw "Dear Evan Hansen" and went to Sephora. 226 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:37,791 I-It was pretty lit. 227 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,892 Yeah. 228 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,461 You know what's really gonna be lit, Mace? 229 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,129 Our campfire. 230 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,331 When we go camping. 231 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,965 This weekend. 232 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,067 Huh? 233 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,201 Right, bud? 234 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,669 I-I guess... 235 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,305 Whoa! It's not your weekend! 236 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,340 Oh, that's right. 237 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,574 It's not. 238 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,609 That's why I'm going camping in the woods, 239 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,446 and I'm inviting our big, strong son to come with me! 240 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,614 Come on! 241 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,816 No pressure from me, Mace. 242 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,385 You do whatever you want. 243 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:10,757 ♪♪ 244 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:13,026 I-I guess I'll go with Dad? 245 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:16,229 That's my boy! Yeaaahhh! 246 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,597 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 247 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:18,832 "Play Day" in full effect! 248 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,700 Alright, we'll miss you, Curl. 249 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,436 We are going to own the outdoors, man! 250 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:28,108 We are going to show the wild that we are strong, capable men! 251 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,576 ♪♪ 252 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,316 [ Toilet flushes ] 253 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,119 How far away are we from installing the flooring? 254 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,153 Good morning. 255 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,554 Oh, I'm sorry. 256 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,656 Did you want pleasantries? 257 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:46,326 How was your 18th dump in my bathroom? 258 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,961 You're a real charmer. 259 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,132 Let's talk flooring. 260 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:56,202 So, I did a little independent research, and the experts say 261 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,406 flooring needs to breathe for 10 days before install. 262 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,107 Wow, you're so good at this. 263 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:01,841 Home repairs? 264 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,710 Eh, making people miserable. 265 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,345 She's gonna buckle, Vlad. 266 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,847 You install that wood without letting her acclimate, 267 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,315 and we both know she's gonna buckle. 268 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,024 Did you learn Russian? 269 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:18,958 A little. 270 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,026 Huh. 271 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,128 Well, I beg you, please let me do my job. 272 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,330 All you have to do is just sit there and look pretty. 273 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,567 In this country, women don't take that as a compliment. 274 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,968 And correct me if I'm wrong, 275 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,837 but you would never speak to a man that way. 276 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,005 Because I never get a chance to! 277 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,506 Where is the man of the house?! 278 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,708 Because frankly, I would rather be communicating with him. 279 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,410 Well, you're looking at him, baby! 280 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:41,414 As far as you're concerned, I am the man of the house. 281 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,518 ♪♪ 282 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,820 Martin: Alright. 283 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,190 This looks pretty good. Good ground coverage. 284 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,591 Ah, this is it. 285 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,860 [ Grunts ] 286 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,095 [ Exhales deeply ] 287 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,932 ♪♪ 288 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,066 Oh. 289 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,869 Ice-cold water after a long, sweaty hike, 290 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:06,172 I tell ya, that's the best taste in the world. 291 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,707 You thirsty, Mace? 292 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,644 What the hell, man? 293 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,414 I'm sticky and I'm sweaty. 294 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,582 I need to take a shower. 295 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,583 A shower?! 296 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,618 [ Scoffs ] We're camping. 297 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,420 Does that mean we can't wash? 298 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,788 [ Scoffs ] I mean... 299 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,457 I guess you could wash in the stream. 300 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,625 Okay, perfect. 301 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,993 Just...do me a favor 302 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,095 and take off that ridiculous shower hat, okay? 303 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,364 I don't want the wildlife laughing at you. 304 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,766 [ Woodpecker tapping, birds chirping ] 305 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:34,901 What's wrong? 306 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,436 I don't want to take it off. 307 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,971 What? Why? 308 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,207 I don't like it when wet hair lays against my head. 309 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:41,941 It squeeves me. 310 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,010 It squeeves you? 311 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:46,379 Since when? Since always. 312 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,814 What about swimming? 313 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,882 I don't go under. 314 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,183 You never go under? 315 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,519 Unless I have access to a hairdryer, 316 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,388 which I'm assuming we don't? 317 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,956 We don't. 318 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,326 So, this weekend, I'm just not gonna get my hair wet, okay? 319 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,761 Okay. 320 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,663 I guess. 321 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,532 I'm sorry if I'm disappointing you. 322 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,666 [ Sighs ] No. 323 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,767 No. No, no, no. 324 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,802 [ Chuckles ] You're not, buddy. 325 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:10,870 You're fine. 326 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,506 You know what, you're great. 327 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,375 Why don't you go freshen up... 328 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:19,612 in your bonnet, and, uh, then we'll make camp, alright? 329 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,514 Okay. 330 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,682 [ Sighs ] 331 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,151 Yeah. Yeah. Can't forget that. 332 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:28,688 ♪♪ 333 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,290 [ Conversation in Russian ] 334 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:34,427 ♪♪ 335 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,629 [ Laughter ] 336 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,364 Man: Forget about the flooring. 337 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,466 It's the lady who needs to get laid! 338 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,901 [ Laughter ] 339 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,336 Lena: Believe you me, they were not talking 340 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,371 about my maple hardwood, which, incidentally, 341 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,774 I had to order from two separate venders 342 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,342 and pay twice the shipping. 343 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,076 You told me. 344 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,344 Martin's the one who decided 345 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,046 we were gonna do these home repairs, 346 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,748 but I'm gonna wind up navigating the whole thing solo. 347 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,451 What if you don't navigate it? 348 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,386 [ Laughs ] We shall see. 349 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,388 What do you think happens when I'm out of Vlad's hair 350 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,856 for a minute? 351 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,191 Nothing. 352 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,025 Not a thing. 353 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,393 That's exactly right. 354 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,494 She gets it! 355 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,029 Noooo, I don't. 356 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,333 Look, it's, um -- it's dawning on me very, very clearly now, 357 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,767 and I'd be remiss if I didn't say it -- 358 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,470 you do need to get laid. 359 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,172 Come again? 360 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,207 Look, I think you're so focused on these stupid house repairs, 361 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,875 you're neglecting your self-care. 362 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,544 I self-care! 363 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,512 Every other week when I have access to the tub. 364 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,682 Okay, look, it just feels like you're directing 365 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,953 your frustrations at this Russian contractor guy. 366 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,522 You need to get out of the house for a minute. 367 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,758 Go have your own "Play Day." 368 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,493 [ Birds chirping ] 369 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,528 ♪♪ 370 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:47,500 [ Cellphone buttons clicking ] 371 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,003 [ Message sends ] 372 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,672 Martin: Isn't this cool? 373 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,908 We're hunting for dinner, just like our forefathers did. 374 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,677 Yeah, or... 375 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,947 we could just eat Wheat Thins like our foremothers packed. 376 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,549 Hey, you know what would go great on those? 377 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,151 Fresh hunk of deer. 378 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,655 [ Whispering ] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. 379 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,590 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, 380 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,358 Come on, baby. 381 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,294 [ Sighs ] Come on, baby. 382 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:20,466 ♪♪ 383 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,268 Run! Oh! 384 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,436 Dude. 385 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,570 What the hell? 386 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,672 I-I'm sorry, okay? 387 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:26,939 I-I-I... I just... 388 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:27,940 I don't want to kill animals. 389 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,308 But I was gonna kill it. 390 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,944 Well, I don't want you to kill it either, okay? 391 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,880 [ Sighs ] So I gave him a heads-up. 392 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,348 Cool, yeah, good looking out, Mace... 393 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,651 for that deer, I mean, 'cause us? 394 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,254 We don't have dinner. 395 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,190 ♪♪ 396 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,260 Man, I bet those curls are two Shirleys deep by now. 397 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,128 ♪♪ 398 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,363 [ Sighing ] Oh, man. 399 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,731 Wes: [ Exhales deeply, chuckles ] 400 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,635 That is what they call a "nooner." 401 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,236 Was that a "nooner"? 402 00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,705 Or does "nooner" mean something else? 403 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:03,476 No, that -- that definitely qualifies as a "nooner." 404 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,610 A late nooner? 405 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,412 [ Chuckles ] 406 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,780 Mmm. 407 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,615 Oh, God. [ Sighs ] 408 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,217 I really have to thank you. 409 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,986 I think you just saved my life. 410 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,988 [ Sighs ] Is there some way I can repay you? 411 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,890 Hmm? I make a killer omelette... 412 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,459 Um... 413 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,662 Sorry, I -- I feel like that might irritate my girlfriend. 414 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,996 Your girlfriend? 415 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,631 You still have a girlfriend? 416 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:26,899 Yeah, Meegan. 417 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,736 And the omelette would annoy her? 418 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,404 We just had sex. 419 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,607 I know, but we're poly. Poly? 420 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,577 We're allowed to experience intimacy with other people, 421 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,479 but we always try to have dinner with each other. 422 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,080 Meegan: Helloooo... 423 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,015 [ Gasps ] Hi! 424 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,952 Wow, afternoon delight! 425 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:46,886 Yum, yum, yum! 426 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,754 [ Chuckles ] 427 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,021 Yes! 428 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,757 Ooh, I want bites. I want bites. 429 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:51,958 Yum, yum, yum, give me bites. 430 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,825 Gimme, gimme. 431 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,060 [ Laughter ] 432 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,130 Look at you. Natural beauty. 433 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,297 You look so familiar. 434 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,432 We actually -- We met at the -- 435 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,867 Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't tell me. 436 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,503 I'm so good at guessing. Let me guess. 437 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,071 [ Gasps ] 438 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,672 Do you work for the DWP? 439 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:07,907 I do not. 440 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,075 Have you waxed me? 441 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,276 Are you my waxer? 442 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:14,747 No. Your face is triggering me. 443 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,783 Are you Maura Tierney? 444 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,718 From "The Affair"? 445 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:19,919 No. 446 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,987 Okay, but do you watch "The Affair"? 447 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,488 No. Have you binged it? 448 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,723 [ Silly voice ] It's super bingeable. 449 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,891 Did you binge it? 450 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:25,825 Because it's bingeable, hello. 451 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,659 Babe, babe, she's my -- 452 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,660 I'm the deli lady. 453 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,961 I'm his deli lady, 454 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:32,398 and I came by to drop off some light capicola. 455 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,533 And Swiss. 456 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,668 I'm gonna kill you! Did you eat without me?! 457 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,804 No! No! Oh, my -- 458 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,539 No? No. 459 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,673 Okay. [ Laughs ] 460 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,675 [ Chuckles ] 461 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,843 Bye, Maura Tierney. 462 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:44,844 Bye. 463 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:45,344 See you, Maura. Bye. 464 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,150 You see? Okay, great, now pull it taut -- 465 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,518 more, more, more, more, very good. 466 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,920 Okay, now drive it into the ground right there. 467 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,488 There you go. Perfect. 468 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190 Now step on it hard. 469 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,059 [ Stake snaps ] 470 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,794 Uh, I think I broke it... 471 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,162 What? You couldn't have. 472 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,964 I messed it up. 473 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,699 Like I mess everything up. 474 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,700 No wonder she left me. 475 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,702 [ Sighs ] 476 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,070 She didn't leave you. 477 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,338 She walked out on me. 478 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,507 Walked out where, to the gymnasium? 479 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,142 I mean, you -- you weren't living together. 480 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,610 You're teenagers. 481 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,111 Okay, I know you're all ready for me to get over Hazel, 482 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,547 but I-I just can't yet. 483 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,248 Okay, I-I get it. 484 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,749 Okay, I-I get it. 485 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,885 She -- She hurt your ego, she wounded your pride. 486 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,220 No. 487 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,388 I-I don't care about either of those things. 488 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,525 She hurt my heart, and I'm -- I'm sorry, 489 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:36,295 but I-I still love Hazel, even if she doesn't love me. 490 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,933 Right, right. 491 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,269 Right, I-I -- yeah, but you gotta... 492 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,104 [ Sighs ] You know, you got to pick yourself up 493 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,140 by the bootstraps, don't you? 494 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,509 You gotta soldier on. 495 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,744 Why? 496 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,312 I'm not in the military. 497 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,981 I'm in high school. 498 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,617 I-I want to feel all my feelings. 499 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,819 Like Drake. 500 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,021 I'm -- I'm sure the same sort of thing happened 501 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,789 when you and mom first broke up, right? 502 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:07,026 You didn't just, you know, "heal" overnight? 503 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,028 No. 504 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,597 To some degree, maybe. 505 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,999 [ Clears throat ] 506 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,068 Look, Mace, sometimes it's healthier to try to not focus 507 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:20,039 on stuff that hurts, you know? 508 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,642 I guess, but if you wanna come out 509 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,379 on the other side, you have to go through it, right? 510 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,315 So that's why sometimes I just put in my earbuds 511 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:32,184 and listen to this. 512 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,686 [ Lukas Graham's "7 Years" plays ] 513 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:37,990 ♪ Once I was 7 years old my momma told me ♪ 514 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,861 ♪ "Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely" ♪ 515 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,931 ♪ Once I was 7 years old ♪ 516 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:49,902 ♪♪ 517 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,871 ♪ It was a big big world ♪ [ Sighs ] 518 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,273 ♪ But we thought we were bigger ♪ I've never felt so small. 519 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,208 ♪ Pushing each other to the limits ♪ 520 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:59,178 ♪ We were learning quicker ♪ I know it's not very manly, but... 521 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:02,248 Hey. Hey, no. 522 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,350 You are more of a man than I am. 523 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,819 I'm serious. You are. 524 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,688 I really admire you, pal. 525 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,022 Why? 526 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,758 You know yourself. 527 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,795 You know what you like, what you don't like, 528 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,764 and you're already brave enough to be that person. 529 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,001 And that's pretty awesome for someone your age. 530 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,302 And that may be 531 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,204 the most important survival skill there is, 532 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,940 aside from knowing how to purify water. 533 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,408 That one's imperative. 534 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:39,418 ♪ Never rich so we were out to make that steady figure ♪ 535 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,921 [ Together ] ♪ Once I was 11 years old ♪ 536 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,723 ♪ My daddy told me ♪ 537 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,293 ♪ Go get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely ♪ 538 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,296 ♪ Once I was 11 years old ♪ 539 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,298 ♪ 11 years old ♪ 540 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,534 ♪♪ 541 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,570 ♪ I always had that dream ♪ 542 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,538 ♪ Like my daddy before me ♪ 543 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,540 ♪ So I started writing songs ♪ 544 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,542 ♪ I started writing stories ♪ 545 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,544 ♪ Something about that glory ♪ 546 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,546 ♪ Just always seemed to bore me ♪ 547 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,582 ♪ 'Cause only those I really love ♪ 548 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,649 ♪ Will ever really know me ♪ 549 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,984 Lena: Wow! 550 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,753 ♪ Once I was 20 years old ♪ Look at this yard! 551 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,890 And you opened the flooring, and you got your own Ivan. 552 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,493 Well, I told you I had somebody bringing it. 553 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,862 You really did everything I asked. 554 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,865 Well, I always was gonna do what you asked, 555 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,900 but just not when you asked. 556 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,569 Yes, we both see I work better when you leave me alone, 557 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,140 so...let's do it again soon, huh? 558 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,808 It's really cute. 559 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:36,776 Did you get that for me? 560 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,110 [ Clears throat ] No. 561 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,478 Really? 562 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,713 It kinda feels like you picked it for me. 563 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,381 It's pink. That's gender-typing. 564 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:46,018 Besides, it's not...pink. 565 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,187 No? 566 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,455 [ Sighs ] 567 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,691 It's more of a -- more of a borscht. 568 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,325 Hmm. 569 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,261 Feels like you picked it for me. 570 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,833 Martin: I got to hand it to you, 571 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,868 it's looking pretty good around here. 572 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,204 You really whipped those guys into shape, huh? 573 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,605 Actually, I didn't. 574 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,175 I took your advice, and I completely backed off. 575 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,142 Hmm. 576 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,344 Then I took Camille's advice. 577 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,346 Well, actually, it was the workers' advice. 578 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,615 Long story short, they did alright. 579 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,883 Oh, they did more than alright. 580 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,886 And since the floors are now breathing, 581 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,621 the whole family gets to camp out. 582 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,023 Mason: Now drive it in the ground right there. 583 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,891 So you guys had fun on your Play Day? 584 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,428 Fun? No, no, we mostly cried into a box of Wheat Thins. 585 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,830 But it was cathartic. 586 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,299 Our eyes were wet, but our hair was dry. 587 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,767 [ Sighs ] 588 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,868 [ Paul Simon's "Mother and Child Reunion" plays ] 589 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,636 And speaking of which, 590 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:41,107 whatever it is you're doing with Mason, keep it up. 591 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,575 He's a great kid, 592 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,976 and I'm pretty sure I had nothing to do with it. 593 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,144 [ Chuckling ] 594 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,679 Well, he was sorely missed at home. 595 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,981 Big curls to fill. Mm. 596 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,350 Will these keep overnight? 597 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,519 Sure, I'll just set them with some spray. 598 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,421 Okay, thanks, Mom. 599 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,856 Please tell me that washes out. 600 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,824 I know it doesn't seem like it at this precise moment, 601 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,993 but they really are a mix of both of us. 602 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,928 You think? I think. 603 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,864 I don't know. 604 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,831 [ Chuckling ] 605 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,867 Alright, well, goodnight, curl. 606 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,101 Goodnight, curl. 607 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,336 ♪ No, I would not give you false hope ♪ 608 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,271 Alright, bedtime. 609 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,572 ♪ No ♪ 610 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,875 ♪ On this strange and mournful day ♪ 611 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,976 [ Groans ] 612 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,880 ♪ But the mother and child reunion ♪ 613 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,780 ♪ Is only... ♪ 614 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,353 [ Camera flashes ] 39429

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