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Reporter: Enjoy these
cool-morning temperatures
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while they last, because when
that marine layer burns off,
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it's gonna get hot
and stay hot.
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We'll see temperatures soaring
into the triple digits today
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and staying there
for the rest of the week.
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I just don't think
we should be packing
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that much medicine.
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That's what
the camp nurse is for.
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What if someone
doesn't feel well
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in the middle
of the night?
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Camp nurse.
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What if
it's something small
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that you don't want to
wake a whole nurse up for?
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Let's say Mason
has a stomach ache
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that could be fixed
with a cup of mint tea.
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A cup of mint tea?
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In his bunk?
How does that even work?
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Lena, no.
Just hear me out.
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No. You are not packing him
a
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He's a 14-year-old boy,
not Agatha Christie.
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He might miss
the comforts of home.
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It's camp!
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He's supposed to miss
the comforts of home!
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Ugh.
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Hey, buddy.
You excited for camp?
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No.
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What?
You love camp.
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I did love camp.
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But Jules is gonna be there
this summer.
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Jules is
your best friend.
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He lives to
humiliate me, Dad.
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The kids at my camp
think I'm cool,
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and now Jules is gonna
be up there all summer,
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drawing dongs
on my face.
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Well, don't let him.
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Listen, man. You are bigger
than Jules. By a lot.
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You got to
put him in his place.
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What do you mean,
like fight him?
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No, of course not.
Don't fight him...
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Just maybe
scare him a little.
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Okay, man, look.
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Let's -- Let's --
Let's practice, right?
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You're big.
You're strong.
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Jules starts
talking smack, right?
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You get all up in his grill,
and you say...
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Why do you insist
on treating me
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like garbage
and hurting my feelings?
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No.
I can say it louder.
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It's not the volume
that's the problem, okay?
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Asking someone why they
treat you like garbage --
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It's not
a power move, okay?
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Try this...
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If you keep running your mouth,
baby boy,
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you're gonna wind up
over my knee.
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What does that mean?
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I'm gonna spank him?
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Maybe.
Lena: Martin?
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Hey, work on that.
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The advice
that you're giving Mason?
Yeah?
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It kinda seems like
you're encouraging him
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to be someone other than
who he really is.
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Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm doing.
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Okay.
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Uh, guys!
Bus is here in 15!
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♪♪
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Okay, I pre-wrote
your letters home.
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They're multiple choice.
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All you have to do is
check the corresponding boxes
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and I'll know
how you're doing.
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These are all about
bodily functions.
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Okay, give me
the letters.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Get on the bus.
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Bye, sweetie.
Love you so much. Have fun!
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We'll see you
at parents' weekend!
Be safe!
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Hey, are you guys gonna be bored
with us gone all summer?
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Are you going to
kill each other?
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It'd be so funny
if you killed each other!
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We're not gonna
kill each other!
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It's gonna be exactly
like when you are here!
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Don't forget to shower!
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Don't forget to have fun!
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Don't forget to
kill each other!
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Bye!
Love you guys!
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Well, I'll tell you
something --
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I may have appreciated
summer camp in the past,
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but I really appreciate it
this year.
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Joint custody is no joke.
I'm exhausted.
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Now I understand
why you get
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so cranky all the time.
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Well, thank you for not
attributing it to my period.
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So, that's progress.
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And I have to say,
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you've been really great
with the kids.
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Oh, thank you.
You really have.
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And --
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Are you gonna cry?
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No.
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No?
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You're totally gonna cry.
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You cry every time.
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Well, not this year.
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Do you want some gum?
Sure.
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Okay...
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Are you crying
into your purse?
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No.
No?
No!
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Um, I'm gonna go in.
Okay!
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And, uh, let me know
when you got the gum.
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Okay!
All right.
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Bye!
Bye!
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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love
to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel ♪
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♪ I just need someone to say
everything's okay ♪
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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Oh.
Oh.
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Hi.
Hi there.
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It's weird
with the kids gone, huh?
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It is. Yeah.
Yeah.
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I'm just
taking out the trash.
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I was just
getting some air.
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It's hot in there.
There's no AC.
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Yeah, I know.
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Look, Lena, I don't see why
we have to keep doing
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this every-other-week thing
while the kids are gone.
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You know, we can just
share the house for the summer.
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There's central air --
It's fine.
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I think we can just
stick with the program,
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and if
I get too hot, um,
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I can just...go to
a cooling center.
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A cooling center?
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Yeah, like, um, I can
ride the bus, or...
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...go to
my local library.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, have it your way.
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But I guess
we're not gonna
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do our backyard
Piña Colada Party this year?
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Ohh, I forgot about
that long-standing tradition.
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Whereby we celebrate
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our independence
from the children?
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Mm, I recall,
I recall.
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Hey, what if we still
had the party, right,
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but we just invited
lots more people?
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Yeah, so
it isn't weird.
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Yeah, like some neighbors,
a couple of coworkers...
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Lisa Apple.
Of course Lisa Apple!
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And maybe that guy
who you had sex with in the car?
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Maybe!
Yeah. Cool.
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Cool.
Very cool.
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"The cooling centah."
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[ Jimmy Buffett's "If You Love
Piña Coladas" plays ]
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♪♪
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Hey, thank you!
Mmm.
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♪♪
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This is weird.
Arthur: Very.
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It's the same exact party
they used to throw
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when they were married.
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Everything's
the same.
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Only now they get along.
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Oh, so now
we'll dance together?
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♪ I was tired of my lady ♪
Uh
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♪ We'd been together too long ♪
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♪ Like a worn-out recording ♪
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♪ Of a favorite song ♪
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This is -- This is us!
Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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♪ ...while she
lay there sleeping ♪
Come here.
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So, what,
they're lovebirds now?
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♪ I read the paper in bed ♪
You know, I don't think
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my marriage was ever
as good as their divorce.
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It's like their divorce
fixed the one thing
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that was the problem,
which is excitement.
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Before, they were always
arguing, there was always --
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All:
♪ If you like piña coladas! ♪
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♪ And getting caught
in the rain ♪
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♪ If you're not into yoga ♪
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♪ If you have half a brain ♪
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♪ If you like making love
at midnight ♪
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♪ In the dunes of a cape ♪
Lisa: Martin?
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Hey.
Hey!
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♪ I'm the love
that you've looked for ♪
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Hey...babe?
What is going on?
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I thought you said
this was a little party.
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A little
Piña Colada Party!
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You thirsty?
Can I get you one?
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Oh, no. Thanks.
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Those have more calories
than a cheeseburger.
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Is that true?
They also have --
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♪ I didn't
think about my lady ♪
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♪ I know that sounds
kinda mean ♪
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♪ But me and my old lady... ♪
I'm the old lady!
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Old lady!
Hey!
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♪ ...same old routine ♪
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Martin, I think I'm just
gonna go grab some food.
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I'm so sorry.
Wait, no. Why
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We have food here. We've got
tacos and dogs, or whatever.
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Yeah, but I-I just had
the longest day today.
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You wouldn't believe
the phone call
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I had to make earlier --
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♪ Yes, I like
piña coladas! ♪
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All: ♪ And getting caught
in the rain ♪
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I'll call you later!
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♪ I'm not much
into health food ♪
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♪ I am into Champagne ♪
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♪ I've got to meet you
by tomorrow... ♪
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♪♪
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Ohh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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♪♪
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Oh my God,
that's hot.
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Hey, you know where
the box fan is?
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Nope.
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But if you want to come in
and look for it, you can.
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Okay. Okay.
Come on in. Come in.
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You're -- All the
cold air's going out.
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So good.
So, so good.
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Oh, please don't let there
be a power outage.
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Well, the main house
will be fine,
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because of the generator.
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But the garage however...
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Is that for me?
Uh-huh.
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Little crank-radio action.
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We got weather,
flashlight...
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Are you sure
you don't want to stay here?
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Just until
the temperature breaks.
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Because selfishly,
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I am not looking forward
to my week out there.
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What do you think
Lisa Apple would say?
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Is that what
you're worried about?
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Lisa Apple?
Well, I wouldn't like it
if I were her.
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But you're not
her, okay?
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And I can guarantee you
that she doesn't care.
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She's totally cool...
like this house.
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[ News and music stations
overlap ]
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Okay, I'll stay
in Mae's room.
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But just until
the heat wave is over.
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You won't even know
I'm here.
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So roomies?
Roomies!
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♪ Starts to burning ♪
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Get back over here.
Ahh!
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♪ And I'm filled with desire ♪
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♪ Could it be a devil in me ♪
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♪ Or is this the way
love's supposed to be? ♪
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♪ It's like a heat wave ♪
♪ Heat wave ♪
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♪ Burning in my heart ♪
♪ It's like a heat wave ♪
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♪ I can't keep from crying♪
♪ It's like a heat wave ♪
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♪ I don't have to
sleep in the garage ♪
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♪ Ba ba-ba-ba da ♪
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♪♪
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Hey, Lena?
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Hweugh?
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Ah.
254
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,389
I don't still
buy you deodorant.
255
00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,057
It comes on its own.
We have a subscription.
256
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,267
Well, thank you.
257
00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:07,190
♪♪
258
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,817
Wow.
259
00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:12,154
Have some
perspiration
260
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,572
That's a lot.
261
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,657
Lisa's taking me
to some, like, hipster venue
262
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,617
to see some music
with her friends.
263
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,994
That sounds fun.
264
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,412
What are you up to?
265
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:24,291
I am gonna exist
in my own skin.
266
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,001
Huh.
267
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,377
Oh, and maybe
stalk the camp website
268
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,837
for photos of our kids.
269
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,172
Oh, hey, if you find any,
will you post them?
270
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,256
For sure.
271
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,509
Is that
what you're wearing?
272
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,178
Yeah.
It's hot out.
273
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,263
Okay, you look like
Baryshnikov.
274
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,681
Baryshnikov's
a very sexy man.
275
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,725
I think maybe
just a plain tee.
276
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:45,812
Okay...
277
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,439
You know what
my dad said?
278
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,358
He thinks that our divorce
is better than our marriage.
279
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,692
Camille agreed with him.
280
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,860
Well, that's not fair.
281
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,195
Well, maybe it's true.
282
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:57,532
Mm. More equitable
division of labor?
283
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,284
Newfound appreciation
for what the other party
284
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,327
brings to the table?
285
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,287
Sex...
286
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,455
just not with each other?
287
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,040
Hey, I tried!
288
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,125
Ah, I never could
get it right with you.
289
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,960
I could never ask for
what I really wanted.
290
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,046
I was too hung up
on the minutiae.
291
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,464
The minutiae?
292
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,926
Poor choice of words.
293
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:20,555
♪ Don't stop,
never stop believing ♪
294
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,391
Lisa: I can't believe
you're out on a week night.
295
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601
I am DVRing so many things
right now.
296
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,229
Hey, thank you
for doing this with me.
297
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,523
Are you kidding? I wouldn't
miss this for the world.
298
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,899
Woman: Lisa!
299
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,235
Ahh!
Hi, guys!
300
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,778
You look so good!
301
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,571
Okay, babe...
Yes.
302
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,740
...this is Gemma, Rex,
and Hashish.
303
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:39,866
Hashish?
304
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,410
Everybody,
this is Martin.
305
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,746
Martin?
Uh-huh.
306
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,290
Can I get you guys a drink?
Lavender Collins.
307
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,668
And he'll have
a Pear Ginger Bellini.
308
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,670
Can I get an
Elderflower Lime Martini?
309
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,338
Elderflower?
310
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,757
Thanks, babe!
Mwuah!
311
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,342
[ Deap Vally's
"Royal Jelly" plays ]
312
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,514
♪♪
313
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,017
♪ Oh, no,
ooh, Noel ♪
314
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,479
♪ There ain't no light
at the end of the tunnel ♪
315
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,649
♪ Oh, oh,
don't ya know ♪
316
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:16,361
♪ There ain't no gold
at the end of the rainbow ♪
317
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,531
♪ Oh, no,
oh, no, Noel ♪
318
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:23,326
♪ There ain't no light
at the end of the tunnel ♪
319
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,872
♪ Oh, oh,
don't ya know ♪
320
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,957
♪ There ain't no gold... ♪
321
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,377
♪ If you wanna be Queen Bee ♪
322
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,172
♪♪
323
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,632
Here's your beer, boss.
324
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,635
Buck-twenty-seven.
A buck
325
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,430
Want to start a tab?
No, I-I don't want a tab.
326
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,307
♪ If you wanna be
Miss Thing ♪
327
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:49,644
God.
328
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:54,107
♪ Then you better
start hustling ♪
329
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,984
Excuse me!
330
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,819
Out of the way!
331
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,863
Excuse me!
Coming through!
332
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,156
♪ Noel, know how you feel ♪
Guys, I'm coming in.
333
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,825
Coming in.
Oh, hey.
334
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,995
Ahh!
335
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,663
Girl: Ha!
Selfie!
336
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,540
Ahh! Okay!
337
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,292
Heyyy!
338
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,879
♪♪
339
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,423
So...you're moving
back in together?
340
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,175
Temporarily.
341
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,637
And you're dancing together
at the stupid colada party.
342
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,430
Stupid colada party?
343
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,766
Come on, Lena,
you know the only good thing
344
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,601
about that party
is the chorus.
345
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,020
What exactly
is going on?
346
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,230
Nothing!
347
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,523
We're roomies!
348
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,982
Roomies?
349
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,317
What happened to
the woman in your painting
350
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,568
and her
351
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,362
She is still
on her journey.
352
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,863
But when she gets home
from her journey,
353
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,532
she has a roomie.
Stop saying "roomie"!
354
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,741
No can do.
355
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,868
Because I am one.
And I have one.
356
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,578
I just hope
that you realize
357
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997
that the only reason
that you and your "roomie"
358
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,999
are getting along so well
is because
359
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,627
you no longer have any
expectations of one another.
360
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,337
The opposite
of our dynamic.
361
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,964
And if you
were still together,
362
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,049
things would be
exactly the same --
363
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,927
you would focus on the kids,
he would focus on himself,
364
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:07,097
and then you would punish him
for making you feel invisible.
365
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,848
You're so smart
and sexy.
366
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,725
You should be
a psychiatrist.
367
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,395
Thanks, hon. You, too.
Yeah?
368
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,729
Oh...
369
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,231
You know what?
I have to let you go.
370
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,607
I just heard
the front door,
371
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,150
and I'm gonna pretend
like I'm asleep
372
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,735
so that my roomie
doesn't feel weird
373
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,320
about having sex
in the next room-y.
374
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,197
Bye.
375
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,074
How rad was that?
376
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,035
It was so rad.
377
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,247
So rad!
So rad.
378
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,207
You know what
I'm in the mood for?
379
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,251
A Gatorade
and a good night's sleep?
380
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,544
No...
Yes.
381
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,255
...old man.
382
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,925
We have this entire house
to ourselves,
383
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,387
and I intend to use it.
384
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,431
Ohh!
Aggh!
385
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,182
I'm good, I'm good.
386
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,184
That's good. That's hot.
387
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:57,272
You like it?
So hot.
388
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,106
Mm-hmm.
389
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,190
Hm?
390
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,610
Hoo-ooh!
391
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,903
Whoa, whoa. Heh.
392
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,947
Oh, there you go.
393
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,158
Ope, ope, ope, ope.
394
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,077
Chopper 7,
we have liftoff.
395
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:15,290
There we go!
396
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,666
Oh, yeah.
397
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:21,796
Oh...yeah.
398
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:26,468
That's good.
That's good, yep. Sexy.
399
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,802
You're such an old man.
400
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,347
Sexy, sexy. Very sexy.
401
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,473
Yeah?
402
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,766
Not so sexy.
403
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,309
It's too high.
Are you sure?
404
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,227
It's above
your belly button, yeah.
405
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,646
Ow.
Ow.
406
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,564
Ayy-- Ow!
Oh, my God.
407
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,649
I believe you scratched
my cornea.
408
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,691
Aww!
409
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,401
Oop, oop.
Sorry!
410
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,903
No, I'm okay.
411
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,488
I'm okay, I'm okay.
412
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,325
Babe, you are so sexy
I can't even stand it.
413
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,243
But I am
incredibly dehydrated,
414
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,454
so if maybe I could just
get some water,
415
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,538
meet you upstairs?
416
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,540
I'll get it.
Okay.
417
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,918
Meet you up there.
418
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,170
Oh, ohh.
419
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,172
Ope, oh,
there she goes!
420
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,549
♪ Ba da-da da-da da-da! ♪
There she goes.
421
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:13,098
♪♪
422
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,684
Seriously?
423
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:24,859
♪♪
424
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:30,198
♪♪
425
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,033
Oh, my God!
426
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,411
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
427
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,704
What happened?
Is everything okay?
428
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,205
Nothing.
I just startled Lisa.
429
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,540
She's not
wearing her glasses,
430
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,833
so I don't think
she knew it was me.
431
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,543
Lisa:
Ah, ha-ha, no.
432
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,669
I thought it was your week
in the garage, actually. So.
433
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,837
Okay, look, look.
434
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,672
This is all my fault,
okay?
435
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,590
I forgot to tell you
there's no AC out there,
436
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,426
so we decided --
437
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,052
What -- What --
What is this?
438
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,804
Is this new?
I haven't seen this before.
439
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:57,350
It's not brand new.
It's new to you.
440
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,643
Lisa!
441
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,894
Wait.
442
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,565
Lisa...
Lisa, hey.
443
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,108
It's the middle of the night.
Where are you going?
444
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,652
Did you really think
the three of us
445
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,487
were just gonna
shack up together?
446
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,031
Come on, Lisa.
This is a big house.
447
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,826
Don't be crazy.
I am not being crazy.
448
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,370
In fact, this is
the most sane I've ever been.
449
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,206
Lisa...
450
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,587
You forgot your glasses.
451
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,671
Hey.
452
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,006
Lisa.
453
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,048
Hey, hey, hey!
454
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,092
Come on.
Lisa, come on.
455
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,762
Look, you need these
to drive.
456
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,846
Don't you?
457
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,139
Yes, I do.
458
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,557
I can't believe
you're this angry.
459
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,892
Look, we're only doing this
because of the heat.
460
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,226
You're only doing it
'cause of the heat,
461
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,228
you're only doing it
'cause of the kids,
462
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,646
you're only doing it
because you're upside
down on the house.
463
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,148
You have a million reasons
why you refuse
464
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,566
to let go
of your ex-wife,
465
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,942
except the only one
that makes sense --
466
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,444
You're still
in love with her.
467
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,863
Cut it out,
all right?
468
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,198
Don't think
I didn't notice
469
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,741
you spent the entire night
on your phone
470
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,284
liking pictures
of Lena and the kids.
471
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,286
It's very obvious
where your heart is, signor.
472
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,788
And it's not with me.
473
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,458
"Signor"? Come on, Li--
That's -- That's not even...
474
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,127
That's not even true.
475
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,506
Lisa...
476
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,632
Lisa.
477
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:20,266
♪♪
478
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:27,899
♪♪
479
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:35,490
♪♪
480
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,492
Lena?
481
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,743
Lena?
482
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,495
Martin.
Yeah? Hey.
483
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,955
Hey.
Hey. Is everything okay with --
484
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,666
Do you know what this is?
485
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,917
A turtle?
486
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,044
It's Josh.
487
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,128
Our turtle.
488
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,422
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
489
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,049
I think...
490
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,426
I think it's a sign.
491
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,514
Josh is?
Josh had his chance.
492
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,766
Josh was handed
his freedom.
493
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,852
And he could have gone anywhere
and done anything.
494
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,520
And you know what Josh did?
495
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,943
Josh came home.
496
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,779
Josh...
497
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,699
wants to be home.
498
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,619
He does?
He does.
499
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,247
♪ Hello, my old heart ♪
500
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,375
♪ It's been so long ♪
501
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,420
♪ Since I've given you away ♪
502
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,504
Um...
503
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,755
Let's take Josh
off my hair.
504
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,132
What?
I don't want Josh in my hair.
505
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,508
Oh. Okay.
Put Josh on the ground.
506
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,010
Mm-hmm.
507
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,344
♪ ...the walls
I've built around you ♪
508
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:44,225
Okay. Go.
♪ To keep you safe ♪
509
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,063
Oh...oh...I thought
we were roomies.
510
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,398
We are not roomies.
511
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,400
When we were married,
we were roomies.
512
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:57,655
Well, in that case, we have
a big problem on our hands.
513
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,991
We have a very,
very big problem --
514
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,209
Hey.
515
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,296
I wanted you
to look at me.
516
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:18,259
I felt like
you stopped seeing me.
517
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,761
I see you.
518
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:27,435
♪♪
519
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:35,193
♪♪
520
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:43,284
♪♪
521
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,577
Martin: Aah!
Lena: Oh!
What the --
522
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,583
So, I'm sorry, we're buying
all of the things
523
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,960
on our
housekeeper's wish
524
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,045
Is it -- is it her birthday
or something?
525
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,797
It's not stuff for her.
526
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,341
It's stuff she needs
to clean our house.
527
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,595
Oh, hi.
528
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:03,930
Ohh--
529
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,264
Hey.
Hey!
530
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,644
What --
531
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,646
I...
532
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,814
It's....
533
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,649
It's really good
to see you guys.
534
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,567
Okay.
535
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,111
You know
what this means?
536
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,154
Yes.
537
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,992
Lisa Apple's housekeeper
is pregnant.
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