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You should get a discount,
if you die visiting your beloved.
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I don't know why you
picked the hilltop.
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Not exactly like you
can take in the view.
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Anyway...
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Happy Birthday Sarah Elizabeth.
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Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.
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You give me a present.
I'll give you a present.
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Bingo.
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Ten foot ceilings,
original Georgian classic cornices.
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We have rich quarter sawn oak floors.
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You don't find quality craftsmanship
in anything that is built today.
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We have a formal dining room.
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French doors opening to the patio.
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And this is the kitchen.
Double Viking Range.
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Too expensive.
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What? Are you an appraiser?
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5.7, 5.8 tops.
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Mister Little, I think
what Le Duc is asking
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is just whether there might be
a little wiggle room in the price?
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- He loves the house.
- Tour is over.
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Oren. Please. No one meant any
offense with the verbal offer.
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Let me explain something to you.
Wiggle room is squeezing into
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a pair of pants too small
and hoping they don't split.
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You got enough wiggle room
you can call extortion a loan.
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- Kidnapping, a get together.
- Point taken.
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Probably not the right term for
a three million dollar disparity.
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By the way, we're not Chinese.
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Rape is just another
sign of affection.
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- What do you mean you're not Chinese?
- Vietnamese.
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Well, I was in the area.
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Sorry this didn't work out, Oren.
He was a cash buyer.
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This house is worth 8.6 million,
that's what it's going to sell for.
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I have other clients flying in.
They saw the house on the Internet.
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Thursday at noon?
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- Where are they from?
- Black.
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Hide your heart from sight
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Lock your dreams at night
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It could happen to you
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Don't count stars
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Or you might stumble
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Some...
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I can't...
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Cats!
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Oh my, what are those kids doing here,
they came out of nowhere.
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Oh, my God.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay. Bye kids.
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Hey, Leah!
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- What?
- Is the noise okay?
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No. I love the commotion,
are you kidding?
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Look what I taught these guys.
Boys! Mister Little.
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Too much noise! Too much noise!
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I love that finger wag.
Nice touch guys. Oh, mojito, Kate?
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Oh, desperate for one.
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Too much noise! Too much noise!
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Dog!
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- Touch my car and I'll have you spayed.
- Neutered.
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For Pete's sake, cut their hair!
Dress them like men!
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Is what you're going to say really
worth what I'm about to say back.
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Oh, okay...
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- Would you care to join us, Mr. Little?
- Who's 'us'?
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- Kate. She's coming down for a mojito.
- Cheers.
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You know you should have let them
move downstairs with the children
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and then you could have
taken their apartment.
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This is the one that was available,
this is the one I took.
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But they told the manager they wanted
your place before it was even empty.
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So, if you ask me something
fishy went on for you...
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I was the number
one realtor in sales,
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seven years in a row,
back in the 90's. Entire county.
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I know everybody.
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And half of everybody I know,
thinks they know me, so...
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complain to the manager.
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- Give me the snake!
- No!
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Too much noise.
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Too much noise! Too much noise!
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If this is where number one lives?
God help number two.
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Hey, buddy.
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You all right?
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What's this?
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Now, what dumb ass would
shoot you with a paint ball gun.
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Okay, I like this drink,
but I think it's a little...
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- Evening.
- Hello!
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- How are you feeling?
- Good.
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If he parked over just a little
bit we wouldn't have to hunt
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- for a space on the street.
- Complain to the manager.
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- Hey, Peter. How was that water?
- Choppy.
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- Choppy?
- Let's get you out of this wet suit.
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Put this guy on, put the towel up.
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Is that enough for you?
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For Pete's sake, will you cover your
dick, I'm trying to eat a sandwich.
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Is that language really necessary?
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- Complain to the manager.
- We have. Everyone has.
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- Well, I...
- Oh, everyone?
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And we're calling again tomorrow
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to tell her how rude
and selfish you are.
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So I got a dick in my face,
right, somehow I'm to blame.
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He said dick!
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- Okay...
- You called the manager on me, huh?
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Yeah, a number of times actually.
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Well, during one of those times
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did she happen to mention
that I own this building.
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- You own...
- Little Shangri-la.
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Little...
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Shangri-la.
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Something to think about the next
time you get an itch to rat me out.
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Look, I don't care if you
do own the building.
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My wife is going to give birth soon.
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Yesterday we had to park a block away
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because you refuse to move
your car just a few feet.
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Please share the drive way.
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- Or what?
- Or nothing.
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I'm asking as a favor.
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You need to have a
little compassion. Okay?
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Sorry about my dick.
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Okay...
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My wife died of cancer.
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For two years, I bathed her,
I changed her...
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I cooked for her. I fed her.
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I even prayed for her.
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And I cried all I'm
ever going to cry.
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I had compassion.
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- Claire.
- Oren.
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- Good morning, Oren. Today at noon?
- Wouldn't miss it, Teddy.
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The house is not worth 8 million.
And it's 'Ted.'
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8.6 million, Teddy.
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- How long have you been in the business?
- Seven years, as you well know.
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- Everyday is better than the last.
- Don't be a smart ass.
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We've been here since your
Grandfather started this business
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44 years ago. So where do you
get the gall to second guess
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- the listing of an Oren Little?
- I don't have gall, Grandma.
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I have comps. And they
don't support an 8 million...
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Excuse me, an 8.6
million dollar list price.
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When he was a baby,
he used to play with his willy
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like it was a rambunctious puppy.
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All I need is just one last sale
before I cast my line in the river.
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And if he can help me,
I'll play with his willy.
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The only way you're going to get
anywhere near a river is if you...
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lower the asking price.
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You'll get 5.8, not a penny more.
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And you'll get hit by a bus if the
driver does what he's paid to do.
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That's a Viking 48H duel fuel range.
With a convection oven.
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A Sub-Zero refrigerator and freezer.
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Both energy star and Kosher certified
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- if you're Sammy Davis Junior.
- Who?
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Look at this, two of them here
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and neither one of them knows
who Sammy Davis Junior is.
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Who is he?
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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We have a Thermador
dishwasher here...
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and Clive Christian cabinetry
all the way around.
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If you'll wait outside I'll
join you after the showing.
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- You're selling our house?
- One client at a time.
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- I thought Common owned this house.
- Who's Common?
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- Dad?
- One client at a time, Luke!
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We've seen enough.
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The children's bedrooms
and game room are upstairs.
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I like the new kitchen.
So is my bedroom the same...
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or did you put a picture of a kid
who's not an addict in that room?
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What are you doing here?
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I don't know, I thought I
should check in every death
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or ten years, whichever comes first.
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You still got the scar from
rolling down the hill.
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Yeah, you shouldn't buried
mom on a mountaintop.
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It was a hill. And the only reason you
rolled down it is cause you were so high,
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you passed out and hit
your head on a gravestone.
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- Well, I'm sober now.
- Well, good for you.
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And I'm going to prison.
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Perfect.
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- I shouldn't ask you this...
- That's a bad start to a sentence.
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I need you to take care of
my daughter while I'm gone.
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You've got a daughter?
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Heroin's an ugly drug that
gave me a beautiful girl.
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Her name is Sarah.
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- That was your mother's name!
- She'll be ten next month.
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- She's got no where else to go, Dad.
- Where's the mother?
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The mother's family?
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I'm going to have to say no.
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- They're going to send her to foster care.
- I'm living in a four-plex.
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I've got all my things there.
I can barely turn around.
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It's only 9 months.
6 months with good behavior.
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I can't.
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Look, if I had anybody else I
could turn to, I wouldn't be here.
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I already tried to raise a kid.
It didn't work out.
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Heaven
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I'm in heaven
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And my heart beats so
that I can barely speak
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- And I seem to find the happiness I seek
- You, a grandfather.
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Christ and ice and
Mary in a penalty box!
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I'd escape to that cabin
of yours right now.
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Out together dancing
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Out together dancing cheek to cheek
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Thank you!
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This next song...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Anyway, oh, dear, what is this?
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Congratulations to Dan and Samantha.
Is that what you're telling me.
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Dan, Samantha where are you?
There you are.
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I'm so happy for you, it's your
30th wedding anniversary.
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- Thank you.
- 30 years.
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You know I was married for 30 years.
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And I know if my husband hadn't
died of an undetected aneurism...
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he'd be with me here tonight.
And we'd be singing...
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Blue moon
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Ma'am, there's no smoking in here.
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Good, you're too young to smoke.
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Without a dream in my heart
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What kind of act is this?
All she does is cry.
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I can't...
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I'm going to go over there for now.
Just going to get some air.
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Little Shangri-la.
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Oh, my God... I'm sorry I
thought I heard somebody.
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Are you okay?
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No, yeah. I'm fine.
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It's just something that I do.
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- You are a good cook.
- Really?
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My wife, she was a good cook.
Sarah Elizabeth.
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- Sarah Beth.
- Beautiful name.
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Eugene.
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Not so much in the name you know, but...
He was a really beautiful man.
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Not at all in the name.
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Do people really let you
get away with being you.
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Are you going to eat all this?
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- No, no. Would you like some?
- Only if you're...
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I'll get you a plate, okay.
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And maybe a glass.
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You have a very nice voice.
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You think so? I don't know.
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- Haunting.
- Well, thank you, I guess.
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Your patter on the other hand.
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I know, I know. I just started
this singing thing, I can't like...
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you like...
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It won't... You know, I don't know,
it's like out of my mouth.
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I think it's a basic rule that between
songs you keep any references
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to aneurisms or dead loved
ones down to a minimum.
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Yeah, I know. I gotta work on that.
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And when you sing 'Cry me a river',
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it doesn't have to
be the whole river.
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Right, I do get a little emotional.
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So you've said.
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- This is really good pasta.
- So you've said...
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- You ever just run out of things to say?
- No.
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Good pasta.
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You!
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00:23:56,251 --> 00:24:00,001
- What do you think you're doing?
- It's just nine months.
244
00:24:00,418 --> 00:24:03,860
- I told you, I have no room.
- What's going on?
245
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,418
It's my son. He's on his way to jail.
246
00:24:09,751 --> 00:24:11,526
But who's that?
247
00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:14,610
That's my granddaughter.
She's probably Guatemalan.
248
00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:16,735
- What?
- He had sex with a maid once.
249
00:24:16,835 --> 00:24:20,501
Dad, this is Sarah.
Sarah this is your...
250
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,793
- Oren.
- Nice to meet you.
251
00:24:26,210 --> 00:24:30,126
You're pretty. Do you know that?
Oh my God, look at you.
252
00:24:32,168 --> 00:24:35,943
Look how beautiful you are. I'm Leah.
253
00:24:36,043 --> 00:24:39,151
- How old are you?
- Ten on my birthday.
254
00:24:39,251 --> 00:24:41,710
Next Friday.
255
00:24:42,801 --> 00:24:44,343
Okay.
256
00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:46,597
Daddy's got to go now, okay?
257
00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:50,018
- I'm going to write you everyday.
- No.
258
00:24:51,168 --> 00:24:55,543
- I love you so much.
- Don't leave me! No, no.
259
00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:58,068
It's okay. Grandpa's going
to take care of you.
260
00:24:58,168 --> 00:25:01,751
Oh, now I'm grandpa?
What happened to Oren?
261
00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:10,651
Don't worry. It's going to be okay.
262
00:25:10,751 --> 00:25:12,943
I'm going to make sure
that you're safe.
263
00:25:13,043 --> 00:25:16,918
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
264
00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:21,276
Hey, wait a minute.
What's, what's with the dog?
265
00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:25,401
He's a stray, I found him by
the house. Sarah loves him.
266
00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:28,360
- She named him Paint.
- Here, it's okay.
267
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:33,860
You want to come inside,
have some ice cream?
268
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,543
Let's go.
269
00:25:41,126 --> 00:25:43,251
Let's go.
270
00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:54,085
What is it with you?
You only shit where I live?
271
00:25:58,418 --> 00:26:01,376
Am I going to stay here with you?
272
00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:06,668
Well, I don't really know.
I mean, this is all kind of new.
273
00:26:12,210 --> 00:26:16,376
- Can I have some more ice cream?
- Of course you can.
274
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,426
One second.
275
00:26:22,626 --> 00:26:23,590
Is she okay?
276
00:26:23,691 --> 00:26:26,068
- Well, she's calmed down.
- Good, good.
277
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:30,318
- I've got to go to work...
- Slow down. What's the game plan here?
278
00:26:30,418 --> 00:26:32,943
I don't know. I don't know.
279
00:26:33,043 --> 00:26:35,943
- Can you watch her for today?
- Yeah, sure I can watch her, but...
280
00:26:36,043 --> 00:26:41,210
- Just a second...
- I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.
281
00:26:43,085 --> 00:26:46,568
Now I'm the shit bag.
I'm not the one going to jail.
282
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:49,943
You know what Luke was thinking
when he was rolling down that hill?
283
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,526
He wasn't thinking.
284
00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:53,610
Or he wouldn't have shown up
stoned at his mother's funeral.
285
00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:59,485
He was thinking that the last person
who really loved him had just died.
286
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,985
- You know what he did to land in jail?
- I didn't ask, no.
287
00:27:03,085 --> 00:27:07,526
Nothing. He was bullied and
threatened by the SEC.
288
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,568
To rat out his boss over
some back dating stock crap.
289
00:27:11,668 --> 00:27:13,985
They intimidated him
with a long sentence.
290
00:27:14,085 --> 00:27:16,901
Called him a co-conspirator.
291
00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:19,970
Then they offered a plea deal.
The only reason he took it
292
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:23,776
was because he didn't want to
be away from Sarah for so long.
293
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:27,318
- Good for him.
- You wanna hear the kicker?
294
00:27:27,418 --> 00:27:30,235
The charges against
his boss, were dropped.
295
00:27:30,335 --> 00:27:32,818
But Luke had already been sentenced.
296
00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:35,860
So, he's going to jail
for someone no one did.
297
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,460
How do you know all this?
298
00:27:44,043 --> 00:27:47,735
I googled him.
I friended him on facebook.
299
00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:49,918
We've been texting.
300
00:27:52,835 --> 00:27:55,710
If you want to keep
in contact with him.
301
00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:58,501
You should be proud of him.
302
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:35,026
Figure it out mean, ignore the
situation and hope that it goes away.
303
00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:36,894
I'm working on things, okay.
304
00:28:36,995 --> 00:28:38,735
- Where is the girl now?
- The girl?
305
00:28:38,835 --> 00:28:42,193
- The Guatemalan? My granddaughter.
- She's drawing.
306
00:28:42,293 --> 00:28:44,535
- I will pay you to watch her.
- I don't want your money.
307
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:48,326
- It'll only be for a few days.
- What do you mean a few days?
308
00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:51,259
Don't worry about it,
I'm going to find her mother.
309
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,185
Look what I drew.
310
00:28:53,335 --> 00:28:57,651
Oh, well, that is terrific.
311
00:28:57,751 --> 00:29:01,793
- What do you think of that, Oren?
- Yeah, that's a horse.
312
00:29:03,593 --> 00:29:06,610
You know what I think Sarah.
I think you should go inside.
313
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:08,901
And I think you should
put on your pajamas
314
00:29:09,001 --> 00:29:13,043
- and then you'll spend the night with me.
- Okay.
315
00:29:16,293 --> 00:29:17,693
What is the matter with you?
316
00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:20,693
You can't possibly be as
heartless as you seem.
317
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:26,043
- Yeah. Well, thanks for...
- You have a real good night, Oren.
318
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:32,793
Okay. Good day.
319
00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:37,933
So you let me know if you
need anything at all.
320
00:29:38,034 --> 00:29:40,937
- Okay.
- Good night, Sarah.
321
00:29:41,038 --> 00:29:44,526
Everything's going to be okay.
322
00:29:44,626 --> 00:29:46,710
Yeah...
323
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,960
- Do I have to be alone?
- No. Come here.
324
00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:25,735
Come on in. Come here, Sarah.
325
00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:29,943
Of course not, here...
quick into bed, here.
326
00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:34,851
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
327
00:30:43,918 --> 00:30:46,918
Here you go, Paint.
Here you go. There you go.
328
00:30:51,710 --> 00:30:54,876
- You want to go out and play, Sarah?
- No.
329
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,376
It's a beautiful day out.
330
00:31:07,251 --> 00:31:09,360
Sarah, do you like caterpillars?
331
00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:12,443
- I don't know.
- You like butterflies, right?
332
00:31:12,543 --> 00:31:14,276
I guess.
333
00:31:14,376 --> 00:31:18,735
Do you know that Native Americans
believe that butterflies
334
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:22,276
carry wishes to the great spirits
in heaven to be granted.
335
00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:24,943
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
336
00:31:25,043 --> 00:31:27,763
You want to go and try and
catch some caterpillars?
337
00:31:27,864 --> 00:31:31,985
- How?
- Well... I know a place.
338
00:31:32,085 --> 00:31:35,526
- Where caterpillars are?
- Oh, sometimes.
339
00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:40,043
- Okay.
- Okay. Let's do it.
340
00:32:10,293 --> 00:32:11,860
Jason?
341
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,960
You look good.
342
00:32:14,418 --> 00:32:16,318
Working out?
343
00:32:16,418 --> 00:32:18,001
Mister Little?
344
00:32:19,293 --> 00:32:22,286
- Would you like to come in?
- Sure.
345
00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:25,643
Let me just clean up a little.
346
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,318
I'm looking for Sarah's mother.
347
00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,668
- Luke's Sarah?
- That's the one, yeah.
348
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:37,651
Oh, man, what was her name?
349
00:32:37,751 --> 00:32:40,543
I have no clue where
that chick has gone to.
350
00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:45,585
Well, Jason, I got a hundred
dollars in my wallet.
351
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,297
Think of all the nice
chemicals you can buy.
352
00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:52,960
- It's Rita.
- Where does she live?
353
00:32:53,793 --> 00:32:56,860
- I don't know.
- Too bad for you.
354
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,943
- I know where her parents used to live.
- Her parents?
355
00:33:00,043 --> 00:33:04,693
I kept the address 'cause we used
to break in to take stuff to sell,
356
00:33:04,793 --> 00:33:08,693
- when we got desperate.
- You sure they don't live there anymore.
357
00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:12,210
They moved. They kept getting robbed.
358
00:33:14,376 --> 00:33:16,293
Jason...
359
00:33:16,918 --> 00:33:19,335
why didn't you steal from me?
360
00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:22,585
Luke wouldn't let us.
361
00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:27,943
How can he not just fall in love.
362
00:33:28,043 --> 00:33:30,735
Really, I don't think he's ever
gotten over his wife's death.
363
00:33:30,835 --> 00:33:32,860
It's hard to imagine
him loving anyone.
364
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,943
Can Caleb and Dylan have popsicles?
365
00:33:36,043 --> 00:33:41,793
Only if you give me a kiss. And I
want my kiss right on my nose.
366
00:33:43,043 --> 00:33:45,901
Okay! Now we're talking.
367
00:33:46,001 --> 00:33:51,085
One, two... and we got three.
Three popsicles, go. Have fun.
368
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,251
Stay away from that one,
he showed me his penis.
369
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:05,443
You're really a detective with the
Bridgeport Police Department.
370
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,110
I'm still allowed to have some fun.
371
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:09,468
There's something about seeing
the law in a bathing suit
372
00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:12,976
- that just doesn't fit right.
- You came over to tell me that?
373
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:17,985
I was wondering if you could find
the people that owned this house,
374
00:34:18,085 --> 00:34:19,318
10 years ago.
375
00:34:19,418 --> 00:34:21,360
I don't think I can do that, Oren.
376
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:27,210
It's amazing how nicely our two
cars fit together side by side.
377
00:34:33,085 --> 00:34:38,276
- I used to love the slip n' slide.
- Well, I'm sure you did.
378
00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:41,568
- I'll be right out!
- Okay, take your time.
379
00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:44,401
- You're the piano player.
- Yeah.
380
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:47,276
Artie Burns. I play with
Leah at the Oaks Bistro.
381
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:50,026
- What are you doing here?
- I came here to pick her up.
382
00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:51,943
- You mean on a date?
- Yeah.
383
00:34:52,043 --> 00:34:57,710
You're not her type.
She likes the men with actual hair.
384
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,262
- Well, I've been going with her...
- Sleeping with her?
385
00:35:00,363 --> 00:35:04,835
- Well, no.
- I am. Don't embarrass yourself.
386
00:35:19,376 --> 00:35:22,862
- Hey! You told him we had sex!
- How much they pay you?
387
00:35:22,963 --> 00:35:25,235
- Did you tell him we had sex?
- How much?
388
00:35:25,335 --> 00:35:29,360
- $600. But that's not the point.
- They are stealing from you.
389
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:34,651
- The food is shit. They come for you.
- I don't know.
390
00:35:34,751 --> 00:35:39,735
- Okay, thank you.
- I told you. You have a beautiful voice.
391
00:35:39,835 --> 00:35:41,735
Particularly when you make it
all the way through a song.
392
00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:44,188
I can get you a job that
pays twice as much.
393
00:35:44,289 --> 00:35:45,612
- What?
- From now on,
394
00:35:45,713 --> 00:35:47,907
- I'm going to be your agent.
- You're insane.
395
00:35:48,008 --> 00:35:51,072
- I don't what you're talking about.
- I'm a salesman, that's what I do.
396
00:35:51,173 --> 00:35:53,026
I know a hot property when I see one.
397
00:35:53,126 --> 00:35:57,501
- Hot property? This is a hot property?
- You bet your ass.
398
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,943
Look, I... I don't need
an agent actually.
399
00:36:03,043 --> 00:36:05,526
- Yes, you do.
- No, I really don't need an agent.
400
00:36:05,626 --> 00:36:07,976
And if I did, it certainly wouldn't be you.
You don't have the qualifications.
401
00:36:08,076 --> 00:36:11,015
- What are your qualifications for example.
- Here's my qualifications.
402
00:36:11,116 --> 00:36:17,193
You don't have to pay me rent until
I find you a job at 1200 a week.
403
00:36:17,293 --> 00:36:18,818
- Really?
- Really.
404
00:36:18,918 --> 00:36:21,600
- Leah, I'm ready.
- I got to go. I got to go.
405
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:26,710
- I consider that an oral contract.
- I... I don't think so...
406
00:36:29,876 --> 00:36:32,001
How old are you?
407
00:36:32,251 --> 00:36:34,985
Ten on Friday. Dad told you.
408
00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:37,829
Does your mom ever visit
you on your birthday?
409
00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:39,901
I don't know my mom.
410
00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:44,376
- What about grandparents.
- You're my grandparent.
411
00:36:44,918 --> 00:36:49,043
- Aren't you?
- Yeah, I guess, yeah.
412
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,393
Are you a hoarder?
413
00:36:54,493 --> 00:37:00,851
What? No. I'm storing
things until I can escape.
414
00:37:01,043 --> 00:37:05,526
- You want one slice of bologna or two?
- Two. With one cheese in the middle.
415
00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:08,501
- All right, you got it.
- No mayo.
416
00:37:09,001 --> 00:37:12,585
- Butter.
- I knew that.
417
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:19,651
- Where are you escaping to, Oren?
- I'm moving to Vermont.
418
00:37:19,751 --> 00:37:22,168
More butter, please.
419
00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:26,710
- Would you like to do this yourself?
- Only if you do it wrong.
420
00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:31,376
Daddy and I went to Vermont
last year when I was eight.
421
00:37:31,476 --> 00:37:33,943
We got to fly there.
And he taught me how to fish.
422
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,726
I taught your Dad how to fish.
423
00:37:36,826 --> 00:37:40,151
The place we stayed at had
salt shakers shaped like cows.
424
00:37:40,251 --> 00:37:43,043
That's where I'm going.
425
00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:45,568
He always said he hated it up there.
426
00:37:45,668 --> 00:37:49,335
I think he liked going
up there with me.
427
00:37:49,543 --> 00:37:53,543
Take that box, put it on that box
that's on that box over there.
428
00:37:58,376 --> 00:38:00,668
Good girl.
429
00:38:12,126 --> 00:38:15,693
Don't give the dog human food.
It teaches him how to beg.
430
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:19,443
- You gave him mayonnaise bread.
- No, I didn't.
431
00:38:19,543 --> 00:38:21,276
I saw you.
432
00:38:21,376 --> 00:38:25,026
You're gonna make someone
a great wife someday.
433
00:38:25,126 --> 00:38:27,193
- I like the sandwich.
- Thank you.
434
00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:29,776
So, what are you doing
with these bugs?
435
00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:34,918
They're caterpillars. Me and Leah
are doing a science project.
436
00:38:35,335 --> 00:38:37,610
Good for you.
437
00:38:37,710 --> 00:38:39,901
- Want to watch some TV?
- Sure.
438
00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:43,901
I don't watch animation,
MTV, Bravo, Oprah...
439
00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:48,610
or sitcoms. What do
you want to watch?
440
00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:52,526
- Can we watch Duck Dynasty?
- What station is it on?
441
00:38:52,626 --> 00:38:55,001
- A&E.
- Sure.
442
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:22,151
Back so soon...
443
00:39:22,251 --> 00:39:25,860
- Hello.
- What happened? No chemistry, huh?
444
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,901
Right... How'd it go with you two?
445
00:39:29,001 --> 00:39:30,985
She fell asleep.
446
00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:35,526
You want to come in and watch
the end of Duck Dynasty?
447
00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:36,943
I think I'm going to have to pass,
448
00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:38,526
but you can carry
her over to my place.
449
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,276
My back. I got a bad back.
450
00:39:41,376 --> 00:39:43,610
You know what, you can wake
her up or just lift her up.
451
00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:44,943
Forget it, I don't care.
452
00:39:45,043 --> 00:39:49,276
- What's with you?
- What am I doing with my life!
453
00:39:49,376 --> 00:39:51,901
You know, I'm a
wanna-be lounge singer.
454
00:39:52,001 --> 00:39:56,360
- With a shark for an agent.
- No, it's ridiculous. I'm 65, ugh!
455
00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:01,026
I have sold houses, older than you.
And in a lot worse condition.
456
00:40:01,126 --> 00:40:04,668
That makes me feel good.
457
00:40:05,376 --> 00:40:07,668
Yeah.
458
00:40:09,293 --> 00:40:12,043
It was a compliment.
459
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,610
- Where do you want me to put her?
- Just put her over there, thank you.
460
00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:29,668
Do you need... are you all right?
Here, thank you.
461
00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:35,776
I forgot how soundly they sleep.
462
00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:39,251
True. Look at her.
463
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,835
This looks like a Eugene.
464
00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:57,860
And what does a Eugene look like?
465
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,751
Like someone who loved you.
466
00:41:07,501 --> 00:41:11,068
Last time I had sex I tore my ACL.
467
00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:12,360
Is this relevant to anything?
468
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:15,360
I just thought it was some
information you should have.
469
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:19,610
Is this by any chance,
some pathetic attempt at flirtation?
470
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,526
Well, when you put it that way... no.
471
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:24,210
Good night, Oren.
472
00:41:37,668 --> 00:41:40,210
- Buenos Dias.
- Hello.
473
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,235
His English isn't very good.
474
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:47,901
This house is 8.6 million dollars.
475
00:41:48,001 --> 00:41:50,860
- Did you know that?
- It says so on the brochure.
476
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,110
- You read English?
- It was in numbers. But I do read.
477
00:41:56,210 --> 00:41:59,710
Okay, why don't we
start in the living room.
478
00:42:03,585 --> 00:42:06,985
You've got 10 foot ceilings.
Mouldings.
479
00:42:07,085 --> 00:42:09,776
Floors. Plaster mantle.
480
00:42:10,918 --> 00:42:14,026
- What did he say?
- His papa was a plasterer.
481
00:42:14,126 --> 00:42:17,418
Everybody's gotta do something.
482
00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:20,985
- Wait, look.
- The large shell...
483
00:42:21,085 --> 00:42:22,441
What, you're kidding me.
484
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,110
- But that lizard has a...
- Hey.
485
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,360
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
486
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:30,235
These guys they're looking for
an upgrade to a larger home.
487
00:42:30,335 --> 00:42:32,873
- Okay. You know they're caterpillars.
- Yeah, I know.
488
00:42:32,974 --> 00:42:35,735
- We're just doing a science project.
- Okay.
489
00:42:35,835 --> 00:42:40,335
- Is this your granddaughter?
- Yes.
490
00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:49,776
You know what. I need to go
get something for Paint, all right.
491
00:42:49,876 --> 00:42:52,168
You pick out the terrarium
that you want, okay.
492
00:43:02,543 --> 00:43:04,068
Okay... Okay...
493
00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:07,693
- So, where are you all from?
- Texas.
494
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:13,318
I have a list of 40 states I try
to avoid. Texas is number seven.
495
00:43:13,418 --> 00:43:16,318
Can I get you anything
to drink, water? Soda? Beer?
496
00:43:16,418 --> 00:43:19,485
Thank you, we have two
other places to look at.
497
00:43:19,585 --> 00:43:22,793
Excuse me. Oren Little.
498
00:43:23,293 --> 00:43:25,585
Speak.
499
00:43:26,293 --> 00:43:30,085
You stay right there,
I'm coming right now.
500
00:43:30,376 --> 00:43:34,626
Well, I wish you the best of
luck on your search and...
501
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,210
Yes, it's a hell of a
lot of lawn to mow.
502
00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:46,026
- So what have you got?
- The family that owned the house is dead.
503
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:49,696
But, they have a daughter,
she still leaves in the county.
504
00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:51,748
- If that's of interest.
- Might be.
505
00:43:51,849 --> 00:43:54,568
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed
to give you the address.
506
00:43:54,668 --> 00:43:57,901
What did you bring me
down here for then?
507
00:43:58,001 --> 00:44:00,760
I'm gonna get a cup of coffee.
508
00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:06,901
- You want anything?
- Really. This is how it works?
509
00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:08,935
Look, either you break
the law or I do.
510
00:44:09,035 --> 00:44:10,901
I'm a detective and you're desperate.
511
00:44:11,001 --> 00:44:14,085
Who do you think's more
likely to be stupid.
512
00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:30,151
I think we gotta look for a bigger
place. Peter needs his own room.
513
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:33,485
If you use Oren if might give
you a kick back the commission
514
00:44:33,585 --> 00:44:35,151
just to get rid of you.
515
00:44:35,251 --> 00:44:37,901
The advantages of a
intolerable relationship.
516
00:44:38,001 --> 00:44:42,360
He is good at what he does.
I do think that.
517
00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:44,710
Sarah.
518
00:44:45,376 --> 00:44:49,784
- Happy Birthday. I found your mother.
- It's not my birthday.
519
00:44:49,885 --> 00:44:53,985
But you'll be with your mother on Friday.
And you can take this with you.
520
00:44:54,085 --> 00:44:57,110
Guys, step back will ya,
you're making me nervous.
521
00:44:57,210 --> 00:45:00,151
Boys! Leave Mister Little alone.
522
00:45:00,251 --> 00:45:03,376
- Too much noise!
- Dog!
523
00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:08,443
And I bet you think your kids are funny.
What do you think I'm stupid?
524
00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,210
Would you be my realtor?
525
00:45:14,376 --> 00:45:18,818
- Is my mother nice?
- I haven't met her, but I'll bet she is.
526
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,860
What do you mean you
haven't met her yet.
527
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,860
I talked to her on the phone.
528
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,276
Seemed nice. And surprised.
529
00:45:26,376 --> 00:45:28,610
Do I have to go?
530
00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:31,693
Me and grandma haven't finished
our science project yet.
531
00:45:31,793 --> 00:45:35,110
She wants to meet you, all right.
So I'm going to get your suitcase.
532
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:37,610
You get your toothbrush
and your PJ's.
533
00:45:37,710 --> 00:45:40,110
- And you can spend the night together.
- I don't know her!
534
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:42,735
She's your mother.
535
00:45:42,835 --> 00:45:47,126
- Do I have to?
- Let me handle this.
536
00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:51,276
- I want to talk to you.
- Talk.
537
00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:55,019
Did you even consider her feelings.
Her father's in jail...
538
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,254
- she's never even met this woman.
- You think I didn't check her out?
539
00:45:58,355 --> 00:46:00,151
- She's clean?
- Clean?
540
00:46:00,251 --> 00:46:02,526
That's right, she's not
doing heroin anymore.
541
00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:04,093
You're sending her
to live with a junkie!
542
00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:08,026
- Former junkie.
- No, you're not! You are not.
543
00:46:08,126 --> 00:46:11,585
- No!
- I am her legal guardian.
544
00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,985
The only one that out ranks me
is her mother. You don't count.
545
00:46:15,085 --> 00:46:18,693
Now if you're looking for someone
to mother at your late stage in life.
546
00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:22,568
I suggest you get a dog.
I got one you can have too.
547
00:46:22,668 --> 00:46:25,401
You think it's a quick fix to give
her a mother she doesn't know?
548
00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:27,693
You know, I don't believe
you've ever loved anybody!
549
00:46:27,793 --> 00:46:30,943
Not your son, your grand
daughter or your wife!
550
00:46:31,043 --> 00:46:33,568
Don't you talk about my wife.
551
00:46:33,668 --> 00:46:35,568
When did it happen, Oren?
552
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:39,276
When she died? Did you bury
all your feeling for her.
553
00:46:39,376 --> 00:46:41,960
Or where you always like this.
554
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:46,710
Does she have more kids besides me?
555
00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:49,151
I'm not sure honey,
there might be more.
556
00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:52,026
- Will you be with me?
- Of course I'm going to be with you.
557
00:46:52,126 --> 00:46:56,126
Grandma's going to help you pack.
Aren't you grandma?
558
00:46:58,501 --> 00:47:00,818
Might as well take everything,
just in case you like her.
559
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:05,193
Daddy takes me to Bristol
Playland on my birthday.
560
00:47:05,293 --> 00:47:08,110
He wrote me another letter.
Would you like to read it.
561
00:47:08,210 --> 00:47:11,001
Not now, honey. No.
562
00:47:23,626 --> 00:47:28,526
I understand you need
a real estate agent.
563
00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:33,985
I did teach them to say what they
say when they hear your name.
564
00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:38,068
And I did think it was funny,
but not anymore. Not at all.
565
00:47:38,168 --> 00:47:40,870
So what kind of property
are you looking for?
566
00:47:40,971 --> 00:47:42,901
A house, a lease?
567
00:47:43,001 --> 00:47:48,585
- Mommy! The dog and the bear are dancing!
- Like you and daddy!
568
00:48:18,793 --> 00:48:21,460
Oh, give me that teddy bear.
569
00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:26,585
- I'm scared grandma.
- Come on.
570
00:48:50,293 --> 00:48:52,585
Sarah?
571
00:48:53,835 --> 00:48:56,126
Is that you?
572
00:48:59,710 --> 00:49:02,543
You're so beautiful.
573
00:49:02,835 --> 00:49:04,651
Let me look at you.
574
00:49:04,752 --> 00:49:07,960
You know this is only a
temporary situation here.
575
00:49:08,501 --> 00:49:10,793
Come here.
576
00:49:12,793 --> 00:49:15,126
Can I get a hug?
577
00:49:26,710 --> 00:49:29,510
There hasn't been a day
since you were born
578
00:49:29,610 --> 00:49:32,568
that I don't think about you, baby.
579
00:49:32,668 --> 00:49:37,001
I'm so happy to have my baby back!
580
00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:41,168
Do we have to stay?
581
00:49:41,501 --> 00:49:44,110
No, you do not have to stay.
582
00:49:44,210 --> 00:49:48,235
- What?
- This is Sarah's birthday.
583
00:49:48,335 --> 00:49:52,901
And I thought it would be nice
for Sarah to meet her mother.
584
00:49:53,001 --> 00:49:57,418
And now she has...
And it's been a lovely visit.
585
00:49:58,168 --> 00:50:00,443
Maybe we can do this again sometime.
586
00:50:00,543 --> 00:50:03,026
And you have a good day.
Sarah, we got things to do.
587
00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:05,293
What things?
588
00:50:07,793 --> 00:50:11,918
- Stop it! Stop it!
- No more spinning for me.
589
00:50:12,668 --> 00:50:16,751
No more spinning.
590
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:22,901
I want to go on it again,
let's go on it again!
591
00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:26,276
No, sweetie, I think there's so
much more to see in the park.
592
00:50:26,376 --> 00:50:30,610
Honey, let's go to the
bean bag toss. Okay?
593
00:50:30,710 --> 00:50:33,276
- That's always exciting.
- Bean bags?
594
00:50:33,376 --> 00:50:37,110
Yeah, you toss the bean bag
and you get a big prize.
595
00:50:37,210 --> 00:50:40,776
- Great idea.
- I want to go on the flying swings.
596
00:50:40,876 --> 00:50:43,985
The flying and the swinging,
it's not... you know.
597
00:50:44,085 --> 00:50:46,793
Come on. Please.
598
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,651
I don't think so.
599
00:50:48,751 --> 00:50:52,776
Actually, grandma isn't a
flying swings kind of a person.
600
00:50:52,876 --> 00:50:58,297
It's okay. Dad let me go by myself last
year. And I was only 9. Now I'm 10.
601
00:50:58,398 --> 00:51:00,110
- Oh, you went by yourself?
- Yes.
602
00:51:00,210 --> 00:51:02,651
- Let's go to the flying swings.
- Are we going to do it?
603
00:51:02,751 --> 00:51:05,026
- Yes! By herself.
- Okay.
604
00:51:05,126 --> 00:51:06,818
Look at her.
605
00:51:06,918 --> 00:51:09,376
Hi!
606
00:51:11,293 --> 00:51:14,026
How come you never had kids.
I mean, you're a natural.
607
00:51:14,126 --> 00:51:16,110
You want the unabridged
version or the 'cliff notes'?
608
00:51:16,210 --> 00:51:18,943
Whatever you can get
through without crying.
609
00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:22,443
Well, Eugene and I we were
obviously struggling actors.
610
00:51:22,543 --> 00:51:25,610
And we took jobs wherever
there was any kind of work.
611
00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:27,443
And we kept telling ourselves that...
612
00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:30,985
we just needed time to get
our careers on solid footing.
613
00:51:31,085 --> 00:51:33,693
And then guess what, suddenly
I don't know what happened,
614
00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:35,401
we were 40 years old.
615
00:51:35,501 --> 00:51:38,793
- Grandma!
- Oh, hi!
616
00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:43,418
Anyway, that was around the
time I got pregnant and...
617
00:51:45,626 --> 00:51:48,568
Yeah, we didn't plan it,
it just kind of happened.
618
00:51:48,668 --> 00:51:50,401
But I remember being really scared
619
00:51:50,501 --> 00:51:53,735
because I couldn't
get it out of my mind
620
00:51:53,835 --> 00:51:55,901
how my parents used
to argue all the time,
621
00:51:56,001 --> 00:52:00,068
over how to raise me and my sister.
622
00:52:00,168 --> 00:52:02,501
And you know what the truth is?
623
00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:06,443
I didn't think I could
be a good mother.
624
00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:11,085
But I never got to
find out. After I...
625
00:52:13,085 --> 00:52:19,501
I lost the baby that part
of me kinda shut down.
626
00:52:19,626 --> 00:52:21,110
So...
627
00:52:21,210 --> 00:52:23,751
Oh, there she is, there...
628
00:52:26,126 --> 00:52:29,276
Well, for the record... I think
you would be a great mom.
629
00:52:29,376 --> 00:52:32,901
I thought I was a great dad.
But I think I just got dealt a bad kid.
630
00:52:33,001 --> 00:52:35,360
No such thing as a bad kid, Oren.
631
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:38,818
Trust me, this kid was nothing
but grief from day one.
632
00:52:38,918 --> 00:52:42,276
Dropped outta school.
Quit all his team sports.
633
00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:46,443
The only thing he did
really well, is take drugs.
634
00:52:46,543 --> 00:52:50,460
- He didn't do anything right.
- No?
635
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,668
He did one thing right.
636
00:52:59,126 --> 00:53:01,735
That was so much fun.
637
00:53:01,835 --> 00:53:06,276
- Thank you, Oren.
- You know you can call me grandpa.
638
00:53:06,376 --> 00:53:08,668
Okay.
639
00:53:11,418 --> 00:53:14,335
Will I ever see my mother again?
640
00:53:16,001 --> 00:53:19,443
Well, honey, if you
want to. Sure, yeah.
641
00:53:19,543 --> 00:53:21,360
I don't know.
642
00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:25,276
I think it's best if you hang out
with grandma and grandpa right now.
643
00:53:25,376 --> 00:53:29,210
At least until we break
your dad out of jail.
644
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,318
- How do we do that?
- Yeah, how do we do that?
645
00:53:31,418 --> 00:53:37,418
- The usual way, lawyers, money, guns.
- Cool.
646
00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:50,151
- Can I stay with you tonight, grandpa?
- Well...
647
00:53:50,251 --> 00:53:53,735
- Yeah, he would love to.
- You didn't let me finish.
648
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:56,651
Good. Can I have a bologna sandwich?
649
00:53:56,751 --> 00:54:00,401
Two slices of bologna, one slice
of cheese, butter, no mayo.
650
00:54:00,501 --> 00:54:02,793
You remembered.
651
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:45,485
Thank you very much.
You've been a really lovely audience.
652
00:54:45,585 --> 00:54:50,901
I just wondered is there anybody
here tonight from New Jersey...
653
00:54:51,001 --> 00:54:52,818
Really? Really!
654
00:54:52,918 --> 00:54:54,276
You know, that's so interesting.
655
00:54:54,376 --> 00:54:57,401
Because my husband and I spent
an entire summer in Montclair...
656
00:54:57,501 --> 00:55:01,151
- Stay away from dead people.
- You scared the shit outta me!
657
00:55:01,251 --> 00:55:03,943
Well, at least I didn't
say that he died.
658
00:55:04,043 --> 00:55:07,360
But he did die. And you know he died.
659
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:09,961
And the moment that thought
enters your head you start...
660
00:55:10,062 --> 00:55:14,526
- Okay, okay. Can we not talk about Eugene.
- I'm sorry I brought it up.
661
00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:17,943
I don't understand why I have
to talk in-between songs.
662
00:55:18,043 --> 00:55:21,026
- Because people want to get to know you.
- People don't really...
663
00:55:21,126 --> 00:55:24,301
And the more they know
you the more they like you.
664
00:55:24,402 --> 00:55:26,602
- You think?
- Absolutely.
665
00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:29,276
I like you. And I don't like anybody.
666
00:55:29,376 --> 00:55:32,651
Oh, I see. Is this one of
your backhanded compliments.
667
00:55:32,751 --> 00:55:34,838
Take it however you want.
I'm just stating a fact.
668
00:55:34,939 --> 00:55:38,743
- Yeah?
- And I love your songs.
669
00:55:39,543 --> 00:55:43,229
It wouldn't kill your act to throw
in a couple more recent ones.
670
00:55:43,330 --> 00:55:48,110
- Okay. Anything else?
- Well, since you bring it up.
671
00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:52,693
You're a very
attractive woman. But...
672
00:55:52,793 --> 00:55:56,868
some of your outfits they
just don't do you justice.
673
00:55:57,435 --> 00:56:03,710
Besides my song selection,
my patter and my physical appearance.
674
00:56:03,811 --> 00:56:06,318
- You like the act?
- I love it.
675
00:56:06,418 --> 00:56:10,603
I'm just getting eaten alive here.
Would you like to... I got an idea.
676
00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:13,685
- Why don't you come inside.
- Sure.
677
00:56:15,043 --> 00:56:16,318
Okay.
678
00:56:16,418 --> 00:56:19,443
You know, it doesn't always have
to be about you as part of a couple.
679
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,151
- What?
- When you talk to the audience,
680
00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:25,212
you should talk about
yourself as an individual.
681
00:56:25,313 --> 00:56:29,135
Oh, God, yeah. As an individual.
I'm not that interesting.
682
00:56:29,235 --> 00:56:32,835
- You're interesting to me.
- Would you like something to drink?
683
00:56:33,376 --> 00:56:36,401
Thirst quenching type of drink
684
00:56:36,501 --> 00:56:41,008
- or a leading to something kind of drink?
- Would you like a glass of wine?
685
00:56:41,109 --> 00:56:42,860
- Sure.
- Okay.
686
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:47,901
Honestly, I don't think an audience
wants to hear me talk about my life.
687
00:56:48,001 --> 00:56:50,443
Sure they would. Tell me
something about yourself
688
00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:52,735
that I would be surprised to hear.
689
00:56:52,835 --> 00:56:56,543
Okay, well, I used to collect
antique lipstick cases.
690
00:56:57,043 --> 00:56:59,110
- What else you got?
- See. I told you.
691
00:56:59,210 --> 00:57:03,068
I mean, tell me about
your first crush.
692
00:57:03,168 --> 00:57:06,735
No, wait. Are you asking me
as you, or are you asking me...
693
00:57:06,835 --> 00:57:11,485
- I'm just asking about your first crush.
- Okay, all right.
694
00:57:11,585 --> 00:57:13,985
You really want to hear it?
695
00:57:14,085 --> 00:57:16,985
Okay, I was in 7th grade and I was...
696
00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:19,693
at Amy Robinson's party
697
00:57:19,793 --> 00:57:24,235
and there was this boy,
Bobby Zaden who was a total jerk.
698
00:57:24,335 --> 00:57:27,485
But he asked me to dance.
And I don't know what happened.
699
00:57:27,585 --> 00:57:32,110
It was like a switch flipped
and then suddenly...
700
00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:35,443
I'm looking into these
gorgeous blue eyes...
701
00:57:35,543 --> 00:57:37,651
and we were dancing.
702
00:57:37,751 --> 00:57:42,543
And yeah, stepping on my feet
but I didn't care because...
703
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:45,543
I was in love.
704
00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:48,735
- You see that...
- Yeah?
705
00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:54,960
You see that is really...
that is interesting.
706
00:57:59,501 --> 00:58:02,335
Are we really doing this?
707
00:58:02,501 --> 00:58:06,568
I thought I was but if
you don't want to...
708
00:58:06,668 --> 00:58:09,526
Well, no, it's not really that.
It's just...
709
00:58:09,626 --> 00:58:13,360
I mean, I don't...
it's been awhile for me.
710
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:16,818
I know, it's been awhile for me too.
711
00:58:16,918 --> 00:58:19,526
Oh, is that because of your ACL?
712
00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:23,026
- Yeah, it was totally rehabbed I might add.
- That's good.
713
00:58:23,126 --> 00:58:25,026
I just think it's important
that we don't think of this
714
00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:30,668
- as anything more than what it is.
- Well, what is it?
715
00:58:31,543 --> 00:58:34,568
Well, we're both adults, we can
separate this from attachment.
716
00:58:34,668 --> 00:58:38,151
- Yeah, I don't know about that.
- Come on. Sure, we're animals.
717
00:58:38,251 --> 00:58:41,401
We are animals.
It's like a basic need.
718
00:58:41,501 --> 00:58:44,568
It's like water or food.
You know what I'm talking about.
719
00:58:44,668 --> 00:58:46,526
Are you... Whoa!
720
00:58:46,626 --> 00:58:49,801
Okay, of all the starts that
two people have every started,
721
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:53,568
including teenagers and monkeys,
this is possibly the worst start,
722
00:58:53,668 --> 00:58:55,901
what I consider a potentially
intimate relationship.
723
00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:58,901
- Come on, it's not that bad, is it?
- Oh, really?
724
00:58:59,001 --> 00:59:02,901
I had a dog once,
that wouldn't leave my crotch alone
725
00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:05,735
and it was more romantic than this.
726
00:59:05,835 --> 00:59:07,901
It was way more romantic... oh, boy.
727
00:59:08,001 --> 00:59:09,710
It's...
728
00:59:20,001 --> 00:59:24,501
Better. Better. Yeah, okay.
729
00:59:31,126 --> 00:59:35,501
- You smell so good.
- I'm gonna leave my bra on.
730
00:59:42,335 --> 00:59:45,376
That was great.
731
00:59:54,085 --> 00:59:56,168
You got a great body.
732
01:00:07,543 --> 01:00:12,751
Listen, I should probably go,
Sarah's all alone over there.
733
01:00:21,293 --> 01:00:23,376
It was great.
734
01:00:24,460 --> 01:00:27,318
You were great, you know.
735
01:00:27,418 --> 01:00:32,626
I mean, the whole thing. It's great.
736
01:00:33,001 --> 01:00:35,001
Shit.
737
01:00:48,210 --> 01:00:51,168
- Morning.
- If you say so.
738
01:00:51,835 --> 01:00:55,776
- You've been around Oren too much.
- Why you say that?
739
01:00:55,876 --> 01:01:01,043
- I don't know. You just seem...
- Yeah, I seem what? What do I seem?
740
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:06,059
- Nothing. Have a good day.
- I'm fine by the way, Kyle!
741
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,851
- Fine, thank you. Yeah.
- Okay. Sorry.
742
01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:18,068
- Beautiful day...
- Oh, my God! How dare you!
743
01:01:18,168 --> 01:01:20,318
I told you I had to
get back to Sarah.
744
01:01:20,418 --> 01:01:22,526
You told me 2 seconds
after we finished,
745
01:01:22,626 --> 01:01:26,115
- it was like an extension of your orgasm!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
746
01:01:26,216 --> 01:01:29,401
You left me crying in the bathroom!
What were you thinking!
747
01:01:29,501 --> 01:01:31,610
I was thinking,
she's crying in the bathroom
748
01:01:31,710 --> 01:01:35,901
- and I should probably leave.
- You're unbelievable!
749
01:01:36,001 --> 01:01:39,276
Do you know that was the first time
I've had sex in almost four years.
750
01:01:39,376 --> 01:01:43,360
Okay, I understand, I'm sorry.
I promise I'll do better the next time.
751
01:01:43,460 --> 01:01:48,735
Are you nuts! First of all,
there's not going to be a next time!
752
01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,110
- There's a better chance of...
- Hi Grandma! Hi Grandpa!
753
01:01:52,210 --> 01:01:56,276
- Grandma, are you okay?
- She's fine, sweetie.
754
01:01:56,376 --> 01:02:02,568
See your grandma and your grandpa
did an unfortunate thing last night...
755
01:02:02,668 --> 01:02:08,360
I mean the thing itself was not
unfortunate. But the aftermath...
756
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:11,901
- Jesus!
- Can I go down to the docks?
757
01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:15,668
Yes. Please go down and just
make sure we can see you.
758
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,943
- Better chance than what?
- What?
759
01:02:18,043 --> 01:02:21,901
You were saying that there's a better
chance that something would happen
760
01:02:22,001 --> 01:02:24,194
than there is that you
and I would try...
761
01:02:24,295 --> 01:02:27,871
Unbelievable!
You got to be kidding me!
762
01:02:27,972 --> 01:02:33,735
- I'm just looking for clarification.
- I mean... wow! That's unbelievable.
763
01:02:36,376 --> 01:02:37,918
Little, you've got a visitor!
764
01:02:41,376 --> 01:02:42,751
Over there.
765
01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:59,001
David Shaw.
766
01:02:59,876 --> 01:03:03,610
- Who are you?
- I'm your lawyer.
767
01:03:03,710 --> 01:03:06,610
I've been retained by your father...
to file an appeal to your sentence.
768
01:03:06,710 --> 01:03:11,335
We're on solid ground here.
With any luck you'll be out in no time.
769
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:20,168
Who leaves a empty donut box?
770
01:03:20,835 --> 01:03:24,668
You eat the last donut,
you throw the box away?
771
01:03:25,293 --> 01:03:27,318
It's just common courtesy.
772
01:03:27,418 --> 01:03:29,693
I think you're gardener stopped by.
773
01:03:29,793 --> 01:03:32,526
He looked hungry, so I
gave him the last one.
774
01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:36,251
He wants more money.
I'm trying to avoid him.
775
01:03:43,293 --> 01:03:47,376
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- What's the matter?
776
01:03:51,293 --> 01:03:55,401
I messed up. I need a
woman's perspective
777
01:03:55,501 --> 01:04:00,751
- and you're the closest thing too it.
- You always could charm me.
778
01:04:01,210 --> 01:04:04,693
- I slept with Leah.
- You did mess up.
779
01:04:04,793 --> 01:04:07,860
Well, the sex was
actually pretty good.
780
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:12,318
- But you left immediately after, right?
- How'd you know that?
781
01:04:12,418 --> 01:04:15,318
You think you invented
men being assholes?
782
01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:17,568
Well, what do I do?
783
01:04:17,668 --> 01:04:22,276
That depends. Are you looking to go
back to the way things were before?
784
01:04:22,376 --> 01:04:26,193
- No.
- Good. Because that's impossible.
785
01:04:26,293 --> 01:04:28,943
You have to understand,
she's very emotional.
786
01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:34,568
Give her some time,
let her calm down, then beg.
787
01:04:34,668 --> 01:04:38,360
Although why she would give
you a second chance...
788
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:42,651
Why does cancer kill good people?
And you're still alive.
789
01:04:42,751 --> 01:04:45,735
Careful. I'm the only friend you got.
790
01:04:45,835 --> 01:04:49,276
I might have found someone else
who likes me so you can die now.
791
01:04:49,376 --> 01:04:54,651
- Who in God's name would be that stupid.
- My granddaughter.
792
01:04:54,751 --> 01:04:57,235
- How do they know how to do this?
- It's nature.
793
01:04:57,335 --> 01:05:00,526
It's how baby turtles know
how to run into the ocean
794
01:05:00,626 --> 01:05:01,943
after they've been born.
795
01:05:02,043 --> 01:05:05,068
And I guess it's how bees
know how to make a hive.
796
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:08,360
- Nature's amazing.
- Oh, yeah.
797
01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:10,733
- We should film it.
- That's such a great idea.
798
01:05:10,834 --> 01:05:13,405
Too bad we don't have a
camera though. What?
799
01:05:13,506 --> 01:05:15,542
- You do.
- Oh, no. I do, don't I?
800
01:05:15,643 --> 01:05:18,776
We can film a little
bit of it each day.
801
01:05:18,876 --> 01:05:22,151
Then we can download
it all to your computer.
802
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:25,985
Then we can get an editing app.
Then we can make a movie.
803
01:05:26,085 --> 01:05:30,526
- Do you really know how to do all this?
- No. But I can figure it out.
804
01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:33,293
Nature's amazing.
805
01:05:34,043 --> 01:05:38,918
- What do you want?
- Grandpa, come in. We're making a movie.
806
01:05:39,668 --> 01:05:43,693
Oh, look at that.
Caterpillar's crawling on twigs.
807
01:05:43,793 --> 01:05:47,568
- That is some plot.
- It's a science project.
808
01:05:47,668 --> 01:05:51,026
- We're going to film the metamorphosis.
- That's terrific.
809
01:05:51,126 --> 01:05:55,818
- Is there a reason you're here?
- I got you an audition for a new job.
810
01:05:55,918 --> 01:05:58,651
Paying 1500 a week.
811
01:05:58,751 --> 01:06:00,860
Look at this one.
He's already started his cocoon.
812
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,235
Wait a second, so you
got me an audition
813
01:06:03,335 --> 01:06:06,526
- without even telling me about it.
- I'm telling you now.
814
01:06:06,626 --> 01:06:09,110
I know, but you don't seem to
understand I have to get ready.
815
01:06:09,210 --> 01:06:11,901
I gotta find an accompanist.
And I gotta pick a song.
816
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:15,526
- You better get a move on.
- Okay. I better make some calls.
817
01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:19,126
Sarah... Can I have the camera.
Thank you, thank you.
818
01:06:19,793 --> 01:06:23,526
I suppose this is your way
of smoothing things over?
819
01:06:23,626 --> 01:06:25,193
No, no. This isn't personal.
820
01:06:25,293 --> 01:06:27,943
This is strictly business.
Between you and your agent.
821
01:06:28,043 --> 01:06:31,735
Because on a personal level I
consider you a disgusting pig.
822
01:06:31,835 --> 01:06:34,360
Guess that's a step up
from being a asshole.
823
01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:38,710
Artie. It's Leah. Yes,
well, I need a big favor.
824
01:06:40,168 --> 01:06:44,651
Is there any particular song or
style you would like, because...
825
01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:48,360
- Whatever works for you.
- Okay, all right.
826
01:06:48,460 --> 01:06:50,517
- Artie?
- Two bar intro.
827
01:06:50,618 --> 01:06:52,960
- Two bar.
- Okay. Here we go.
828
01:06:57,762 --> 01:07:01,901
People are talking,
talking 'bout people
829
01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:06,526
The way you described her. I expected
someone considerably younger.
830
01:07:06,626 --> 01:07:09,818
Well, what she lacks in curb appeal.
831
01:07:09,918 --> 01:07:13,693
She makes up for in historic charm.
832
01:07:13,793 --> 01:07:16,668
She slept with Elvis.
833
01:07:17,168 --> 01:07:19,251
Really?
834
01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:23,235
We stand just a little too close
835
01:07:23,335 --> 01:07:28,168
Nice voice. But a little soft.
836
01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:31,026
What do you say 1250
a week and we got a deal.
837
01:07:31,126 --> 01:07:33,318
Enjoy the rest of the song
838
01:07:33,418 --> 01:07:36,985
because this is the last time
you're going to hear it.
839
01:07:37,085 --> 01:07:41,543
- You're busting my balls.
- We had a deal for 1500.
840
01:07:42,961 --> 01:07:46,227
Let's give them
something to talk about
841
01:07:46,327 --> 01:07:51,427
How about love, love, love?
842
01:07:52,543 --> 01:07:55,335
Could she start Thursday?
843
01:07:58,251 --> 01:08:00,901
You were great!
You were great! Oh, my God!
844
01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:05,901
That run you had in the second chorus
was just, as the kids say, cra'!
845
01:08:06,001 --> 01:08:09,985
- No, no. What does 'cra' mean?
- Crazy. Crazy, oh.
846
01:08:10,085 --> 01:08:13,043
Okay, I'm going to go with that.
847
01:08:13,501 --> 01:08:16,276
- And thank you so much.
- I had a great time.
848
01:08:16,376 --> 01:08:18,401
- I had fun.
- What you did for me.
849
01:08:18,501 --> 01:08:20,943
Artie, you are truly a stand up guy.
850
01:08:21,043 --> 01:08:25,126
Okay, I owe you. Hey,
get yourself a new toupe it's on me.
851
01:08:25,751 --> 01:08:30,418
Artie. Thanks again. Oh, God, thanks.
852
01:08:31,626 --> 01:08:34,235
I just want to say one thing to you.
853
01:08:34,335 --> 01:08:36,651
Thank you for getting
me this audition.
854
01:08:36,751 --> 01:08:39,568
- It means a lot to me.
- Come on, it was your talent.
855
01:08:39,668 --> 01:08:43,610
You know, Oren. You can be
surprisingly decent at times.
856
01:08:43,710 --> 01:08:49,960
Yeah, you know. I was thinking
about that night and...
857
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:55,276
And I agree it was really
unfortunate for the evening...
858
01:08:55,376 --> 01:08:59,026
to end that way and I
take full responsibility.
859
01:08:59,126 --> 01:09:03,335
- Good, because it was your fault.
- Didn't I just say that?
860
01:09:04,293 --> 01:09:10,360
And I was wondering if there was some,
you know, pathway to a do-over.
861
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:13,276
- A do-over?
- Even teenagers and monkeys
862
01:09:13,376 --> 01:09:16,760
- get a second chance.
- To what end?
863
01:09:17,385 --> 01:09:20,318
- Well, you know, I just thought...
- You thought what?
864
01:09:20,418 --> 01:09:23,526
You thought that we could...
what do the kids call it?
865
01:09:23,626 --> 01:09:25,626
We could have a... hook up?
866
01:09:25,727 --> 01:09:27,901
- Is that what you thought?
- No. No, no.
867
01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:33,151
Look, Oren, I don't do casual sex.
No, I never could.
868
01:09:33,251 --> 01:09:35,860
Even way back. Back in the day.
Way back in Woodstock
869
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:39,776
and everybody was talking about
free love, how cool, how groovy...
870
01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:44,085
But I couldn't do it.
Even then I knew that...
871
01:09:45,585 --> 01:09:48,710
Love always comes with a price.
872
01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:54,860
Well, perhaps the choice of the
word do-over was ill advised.
873
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,985
Yeah. Look.
874
01:09:58,085 --> 01:10:02,651
Why don't we take this conversation
as you trying to get into
875
01:10:02,751 --> 01:10:06,610
my good graces and me being
only too happy to let that happen.
876
01:10:06,710 --> 01:10:10,471
Okay, less than I hoped for,
more than I expected.
877
01:10:10,572 --> 01:10:12,685
Okay. All right.
878
01:10:19,251 --> 01:10:22,610
- You ready for the big move?
- I guess so.
879
01:10:22,710 --> 01:10:25,818
- I'm going to miss you, grandma.
- I'm going to miss you.
880
01:10:25,918 --> 01:10:27,443
She's not joining the Army,
881
01:10:27,543 --> 01:10:29,485
you're going to be 20 feet
away from each other.
882
01:10:29,585 --> 01:10:31,193
I know, but it's not the same.
883
01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:34,693
I love having Sarah here and I'm
going to miss watching her sleep.
884
01:10:34,793 --> 01:10:37,276
You can come next door and
watch her sleep all you want.
885
01:10:37,376 --> 01:10:41,568
- You watch me sleep?
- Yeah, because you are a wonder, that's why.
886
01:10:41,668 --> 01:10:43,279
And maybe when I'm not working
887
01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:46,318
- we can spend the night together.
- Yeah. I love cuddling.
888
01:10:46,418 --> 01:10:49,776
I hate to break up this love
fest here, but you and I,
889
01:10:49,876 --> 01:10:52,693
- we got business to discuss.
- Bye bye.
890
01:10:52,793 --> 01:10:55,735
- Now, what is your favorite color?
- What?
891
01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,901
For your room,
the painters are coming...
892
01:10:58,001 --> 01:11:01,651
- You can pick any color you want.
- Purple.
893
01:11:01,751 --> 01:11:06,793
No, that's no good.
What's your next favorite color?
894
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,251
- Pink?
- Pink.
895
01:11:09,835 --> 01:11:13,710
Pink is too...
You know it's just too pink.
896
01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:18,751
- Yellow?
- Yellow reminds me of puke, you know.
897
01:11:19,168 --> 01:11:22,918
Wait a minute, I got an idea.
898
01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:29,001
- Ready?
- Ready.
899
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:32,751
It's perfect!
900
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:41,901
- I love you, grandpa!
- I love you, sweetheart.
901
01:11:42,001 --> 01:11:46,026
Did Oren tell you that he hired a
lawyer to appeal Luke's sentence?
902
01:11:46,126 --> 01:11:49,901
- It doesn't surprise me.
- It surprised Luke.
903
01:11:50,001 --> 01:11:53,901
I stopped by to see him yesterday.
He hadn't even talked to his dad.
904
01:11:54,001 --> 01:11:59,735
That doesn't surprise me either.
Oren is different from you and me.
905
01:11:59,835 --> 01:12:03,318
Well, from me Grandma.
Two of you are peas in a pod.
906
01:12:03,418 --> 01:12:05,568
Blow me.
907
01:12:05,668 --> 01:12:08,501
I love you like family.
908
01:12:12,668 --> 01:12:16,357
Mow his lawn and leave
him the hell alone.
909
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:17,901
Oh, my God...
910
01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:21,651
- He's stalking Oren for a shakedown.
- Is Mr. Little here?
911
01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:25,518
- Mario Reyes?
- Yes. This is my wife Selena.
912
01:12:25,619 --> 01:12:27,085
Hi.
913
01:12:27,251 --> 01:12:31,610
This is Mario Reyes. He won
the Cy Young last year.
914
01:12:31,710 --> 01:12:33,193
We just got him as a free
agent from the Rangers.
915
01:12:33,293 --> 01:12:35,626
So he's not a gardener?
916
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:40,401
He just signed a 175 million
dollar contract with the Mets.
917
01:12:40,501 --> 01:12:43,793
Would you like another donut?
918
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:58,751
What are you doing here? How'd you
get out? Come on, get in here.
919
01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:03,318
Come on, Paint.
920
01:13:03,418 --> 01:13:06,693
Come on. Come on. Good boy. Good boy.
921
01:13:06,793 --> 01:13:11,210
Yeah, good boy. All right.
922
01:13:19,335 --> 01:13:23,001
Jesus, I leave it for half an hour...
923
01:13:29,626 --> 01:13:33,751
Sarah! You left the
slip and slide on!
924
01:13:36,210 --> 01:13:37,499
What the hell?
925
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:41,576
Kennedy's having her baby.
Hurry, she needs help.
926
01:13:44,210 --> 01:13:47,443
- Oh, God!
- Oh, my God!
927
01:13:47,543 --> 01:13:49,943
- What are you doing?
- Having my baby!
928
01:13:50,043 --> 01:13:52,818
- No, you can't do that!
- Well, it's not up to me!
929
01:13:52,918 --> 01:13:55,110
- Sarah, please call 911!
- I called 911.
930
01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:57,318
Why couldn't you do
this in your apartment?
931
01:13:57,418 --> 01:13:59,501
I couldn't make it up the stairs!
932
01:14:01,085 --> 01:14:05,068
- Leah! Get in here God damn it!
- She went shopping.
933
01:14:05,168 --> 01:14:07,710
She went shopping?
934
01:14:09,001 --> 01:14:12,568
See, this is what happens
when you have sex.
935
01:14:12,668 --> 01:14:17,185
- No, no, no, no. No pushing.
- I need to push! I have to push.
936
01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:19,818
Sarah, please, just go
into the purple room.
937
01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:24,460
- Oren! Do something!
- Okay!
938
01:14:25,585 --> 01:14:27,876
I'm going to wash up!
939
01:14:28,251 --> 01:14:30,776
Oren! Oren!
940
01:14:30,876 --> 01:14:35,293
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Just keep it in there.
941
01:14:36,543 --> 01:14:39,235
Just keep it in there!
942
01:14:39,335 --> 01:14:42,585
Okay, I'm coming!
943
01:14:44,210 --> 01:14:49,193
All right, okay! I'm going
to lift up your dress now.
944
01:14:49,293 --> 01:14:51,751
I want a epidermal!
945
01:14:52,793 --> 01:14:54,651
- You've got underpants on.
- Take 'em off!
946
01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:56,776
- I'm not going to look.
- Just look!
947
01:14:56,876 --> 01:14:58,610
- No, no.
- I want you to look.
948
01:14:58,710 --> 01:15:02,460
- I won't look.
- I've got a baby that needs you to look!
949
01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,151
Okay, I'm looking.
950
01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:08,985
- Oh, shit.
- What?
951
01:15:09,085 --> 01:15:12,235
There's a head in your vagina!
952
01:15:12,335 --> 01:15:14,401
- Oh, my God!
- Get it out of there!
953
01:15:14,501 --> 01:15:17,193
Get it out of there. Oh, my God!
954
01:15:17,293 --> 01:15:20,901
Oh, thank God, get over here!
Get over, there's a baby!
955
01:15:21,001 --> 01:15:23,276
I can't do this! I need
you to help me out!
956
01:15:23,376 --> 01:15:26,193
You're fine, you're fine, Oren.
957
01:15:26,293 --> 01:15:29,110
- You gotta do it.
- I'll take over...
958
01:15:29,210 --> 01:15:32,526
- No, Oren, don't leave!
- Okay! I'm not leaving.
959
01:15:32,626 --> 01:15:35,610
Cradle the head.
960
01:15:35,710 --> 01:15:40,626
Now listen to me Kennedy!
One more push!
961
01:15:42,085 --> 01:15:44,168
Go on, push!
962
01:15:47,335 --> 01:15:50,126
It's a boy!
963
01:15:51,210 --> 01:15:53,318
Look at that... That wasn't so bad!
964
01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:55,235
- He's not breathing.
- What?
965
01:15:55,335 --> 01:15:58,276
Oren... He's not crying.
Oren, make him cry!
966
01:15:58,376 --> 01:16:01,943
Pat him on the back.
967
01:16:02,043 --> 01:16:04,376
- Pat him harder, Oren.
- Breathe!
968
01:16:12,376 --> 01:16:15,951
I can make anybody cry.
969
01:16:16,626 --> 01:16:18,618
You want this?
970
01:16:22,835 --> 01:16:26,276
- You did it... Thank you, Oren.
- No problem.
971
01:16:26,376 --> 01:16:30,276
Sarah, come out.
He's perfect in every way.
972
01:16:30,376 --> 01:16:34,068
- It's so little.
- He didn't feel little.
973
01:16:34,168 --> 01:16:37,501
- Baby, I'm here! Kennedy!
- Ray!
974
01:16:40,918 --> 01:16:44,943
It's a boy! Oren delivered him.
975
01:16:45,043 --> 01:16:48,443
I think he was coming out on his own.
I just more or less caught him.
976
01:16:48,543 --> 01:16:50,401
Thanks, Oren.
977
01:16:50,501 --> 01:16:53,026
- Ma'am, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
978
01:16:53,126 --> 01:16:56,460
We can help with the umbilical cord.
979
01:16:58,835 --> 01:17:01,126
Oren Little, speak.
980
01:17:01,626 --> 01:17:04,443
Hi Claire. Nothing.
981
01:17:04,543 --> 01:17:07,693
Just facilitating
the miracle of life.
982
01:17:07,793 --> 01:17:10,085
How about you?
983
01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:23,085
Are you okay?
984
01:17:23,418 --> 01:17:26,210
I just sold my house.
985
01:17:46,418 --> 01:17:48,401
Grandpa?
986
01:17:48,501 --> 01:17:52,626
Grandma's going to work.
She looks sad.
987
01:18:03,668 --> 01:18:05,960
Leah!
988
01:18:07,126 --> 01:18:09,668
I like the new look.
989
01:18:11,543 --> 01:18:13,835
Thank you.
990
01:18:19,626 --> 01:18:21,918
Come on, sweetie.
991
01:19:20,501 --> 01:19:22,710
Thank you so much.
992
01:19:28,251 --> 01:19:30,543
How'd it go tonight?
993
01:19:32,210 --> 01:19:33,901
It went fine.
994
01:19:34,001 --> 01:19:36,068
Did you do the Bonnie Raitt song?
995
01:19:36,168 --> 01:19:40,001
Yeah, I did. I did the
Bonnie Raitt song.
996
01:19:43,126 --> 01:19:44,901
When are you leaving?
997
01:19:45,001 --> 01:19:48,751
As soon as Luke gets out.
Day after tomorrow.
998
01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:54,276
- Where will you go.
- I got a place up in Vermont.
999
01:19:54,376 --> 01:19:59,501
Sarah Beth and I we
talked about retiring there.
1000
01:19:59,835 --> 01:20:02,168
That sounds really nice.
1001
01:20:02,376 --> 01:20:04,960
Yes. It is quiet.
1002
01:20:11,668 --> 01:20:14,360
This all worked out good.
1003
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:17,276
- Good.
- You don't need an agent anymore.
1004
01:20:17,376 --> 01:20:19,668
No.
1005
01:20:19,876 --> 01:20:21,651
Sarah gets her father back.
1006
01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:26,168
We all get to stay here
in Little Shangri-La.
1007
01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:31,376
I'm gonna miss you.
1008
01:20:36,001 --> 01:20:39,001
I'll miss you too, Leah.
1009
01:20:42,043 --> 01:20:46,376
Well, I guess I gotta go back inside.
1010
01:20:58,876 --> 01:21:03,610
Are you sure you don't want to
use some financing? Mortgage?
1011
01:21:03,710 --> 01:21:06,943
Interest rates on super-jumbos
these days are great.
1012
01:21:07,043 --> 01:21:10,401
We just want to own this house.
1013
01:21:10,501 --> 01:21:13,418
Cash is okay?
1014
01:21:14,168 --> 01:21:17,126
Cash is fine, yes.
1015
01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:19,818
How old are your kids?
1016
01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:25,110
Roberto is 2. Maria, 5.
J.J., 7 and Victor almost 9.
1017
01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:28,443
My Luke was 3 when we moved here.
1018
01:21:28,543 --> 01:21:30,960
And how many years ago is that?
1019
01:21:32,085 --> 01:21:35,943
- Thirty-two.
- Our children will love it here, Oren.
1020
01:21:36,043 --> 01:21:38,751
We will love your home for you.
1021
01:21:41,751 --> 01:21:44,293
We're nearly done here.
1022
01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:51,418
You will always be welcomed back.
1023
01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:59,610
The next song has a very
special meaning to me.
1024
01:21:59,710 --> 01:22:02,276
When I was 17 and...
1025
01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,901
I love this song.
1026
01:22:05,001 --> 01:22:07,068
It was playing...
1027
01:22:07,168 --> 01:22:10,901
when I realized I was in
love first time in my life.
1028
01:22:11,001 --> 01:22:13,901
I was really in love.
1029
01:22:14,001 --> 01:22:17,235
And you know how powerful
that first love is,
1030
01:22:17,335 --> 01:22:22,960
you just think you're never going to
have those feelings for anybody else.
1031
01:22:28,793 --> 01:22:31,085
For the road.
1032
01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:38,710
44 years, Claire.
You look exactly the same.
1033
01:22:43,460 --> 01:22:47,485
You know, I once heard
someone say that every hello
1034
01:22:47,585 --> 01:22:50,068
is just a goodbye waiting to happen.
1035
01:22:50,168 --> 01:22:54,610
See, it's shit like that,
that makes people sound stupid.
1036
01:22:54,710 --> 01:22:57,318
Good luck, Oren.
1037
01:22:57,418 --> 01:23:02,835
But sometimes... life outlives love.
1038
01:23:03,751 --> 01:23:08,485
I never thought that I'd
ever fall in love again.
1039
01:23:08,585 --> 01:23:12,360
But here I am,
what's the matter right?
1040
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:14,751
I'm still...
1041
01:23:15,585 --> 01:23:18,568
singing this song...
1042
01:23:18,668 --> 01:23:21,710
and still dreaming...
1043
01:23:22,251 --> 01:23:24,585
of love.
1044
01:23:26,761 --> 01:23:32,560
The shadow of your smile
1045
01:23:33,361 --> 01:23:39,229
When you are gone
1046
01:23:41,627 --> 01:23:46,325
Will color all my dreams
1047
01:23:46,926 --> 01:23:52,662
And light the dawn
1048
01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:00,159
Look into my eyes
1049
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:06,564
And you will see
1050
01:24:09,561 --> 01:24:13,653
All the lovely things
1051
01:24:13,753 --> 01:24:18,985
You are to me
1052
01:24:19,085 --> 01:24:21,718
Why'd you do all this?
1053
01:24:22,668 --> 01:24:25,361
You're my son.
1054
01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:30,092
Our wistful little star
1055
01:24:30,493 --> 01:24:36,826
Was far too high
1056
01:24:38,827 --> 01:24:43,326
A teardrop kissed your lips
1057
01:24:44,327 --> 01:24:50,959
And so did I
1058
01:24:53,001 --> 01:24:55,543
Daddy!
1059
01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:03,093
Remember spring
1060
01:25:05,094 --> 01:25:12,026
And all the joy that love can bring
1061
01:25:12,126 --> 01:25:17,127
Hey, S.B. I just wanted
to say good-bye.
1062
01:25:17,227 --> 01:25:20,894
I will be
1063
01:25:20,994 --> 01:25:26,560
Remembering
1064
01:25:29,561 --> 01:25:33,328
The shadow
1065
01:25:33,428 --> 01:25:35,628
Of
1066
01:25:36,426 --> 01:25:42,360
Your smile
1067
01:25:54,918 --> 01:25:57,793
Every time. Thank you.
1068
01:26:10,085 --> 01:26:12,360
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1069
01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:15,860
So I notice the crying has
got back into the act.
1070
01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:20,293
Well, at least I almost
got through the song.
1071
01:26:29,293 --> 01:26:32,543
I thought you were going to
leave without saying goodbye.
1072
01:26:33,376 --> 01:26:38,126
Well, I did try,
but it didn't feel right.
1073
01:26:38,543 --> 01:26:43,318
- How human you're becoming, Oren.
- Not as human as you might think.
1074
01:26:43,418 --> 01:26:46,193
I had no problem with the
not saying good-bye part.
1075
01:26:46,293 --> 01:26:50,276
You know, but a few
miles outside of town...
1076
01:26:50,376 --> 01:26:56,085
I discovered that I had a big
problem with the leaving part.
1077
01:26:57,001 --> 01:27:01,710
- Why might that be?
- I think you got some idea.
1078
01:27:02,418 --> 01:27:07,876
If it's what I think it is,
you're gonna have to say it.
1079
01:27:16,793 --> 01:27:20,835
I couldn't live next
door to you as a friend.
1080
01:27:23,001 --> 01:27:25,068
I don't want to be your friend.
1081
01:27:25,168 --> 01:27:29,543
I don't want to be
in your good graces.
1082
01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:34,626
I want to be with you.
1083
01:27:51,418 --> 01:27:56,793
- Would you like a ride home?
- Yes.
1084
01:28:07,210 --> 01:28:12,318
Of course you know if we do this
you have to spend the whole night.
1085
01:28:12,418 --> 01:28:16,460
- Really?
- Every night.
1086
01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:20,543
Oh geez, I should have thought
this whole thing through.
1087
01:28:24,918 --> 01:28:28,610
How do caterpillar's just
know how to make a cocoon?
1088
01:28:28,710 --> 01:28:33,068
- It's called nature.
- Oh, I love the music.
1089
01:28:33,168 --> 01:28:35,151
- It was Dad's idea.
- He's very talented.
1090
01:28:35,251 --> 01:28:38,960
- How would you know?
- That's what I heard.
1091
01:28:39,251 --> 01:28:42,568
- Look at that.
- Oh, my gosh.
1092
01:28:42,668 --> 01:28:44,110
How'd you do that?
1093
01:28:44,210 --> 01:28:47,651
There's an App that creates
time lapse photography.
1094
01:28:47,751 --> 01:28:50,875
- I'm sure there is.
- Oren, look, look.
1095
01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:55,043
Look, Oren, it's a butterfly!88332
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