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Where the hell were you last week,
you fools?
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This is Colonel Kirk McNa||y.
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Hoping you could tell me
about West Point.
4
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Go watch the kids, please.
5
00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,965
Okay, guys, I'm going up to my office.
Debs and Ethel are in charge.
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Do you know what this is? Liberation.
7
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Today, a grocery truck.
Tomorrow, the world.
8
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I wanna marry Karen.
9
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Is that my ring? Aah!
10
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Fuck!
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-We on for later?
-I haven't decided ifl still like you.
12
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You went to high school
with Craig Heisner?
13
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-Sent him your number.
-What's the opposite of "thank you"?
14
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-Bet he thinks you're gonna hook up.
-He's married.
15
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-It's a good thing I met up with Craig.
-He's married.
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-I was surprised to hear from you.
-You were with that bitchy cheerleader.
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-Lucy Joe?
-You mean my wife.
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-Oh, shit.
-Ha-ha-ha.
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CRAIG [OVER PHONE]:That was fun.
-Yeah.
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If I weren't married maybe things
would be different.
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-Why here?
-I should've made a move...
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-...on you in high school.
-Your wife.
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Didn't have a wife in high school.
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-Ugh.
-Seriously?
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[GRUNTS]
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ETHEL: No, we have a spill.
-Stop throwing food, Ankush.
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Stop. It's not funny, kid.
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-And Liam.
-I can do this feeding if you need a break.
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[BABY CRYING]
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Hey, guys. Debbie.
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Guys, stop throwing food.
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She's just playing in there.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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-I'm looking for Fiona Gallagher?
-How old is he?
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He is a she. Where's Fiona?
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Uh, hang on, I'll get her. Shh.
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-No. House better be on fire, Debs.
-Possible new client downstairs.
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Asked for you specifically.
39
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And it's always better to have an adult
do the intake.
40
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Can you handle another kid?
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I never ask if you can handle yourjob.
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-How old?
-A crawler. Easy. Come on.
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-Hey, I'm Fiona.
-Bitch!
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That's for fucking my husband!
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-Oh, shit.
-Remember me?
46
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Lucy Joe Heisner? Craig's wife.
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Oh, I see.
You run like a coward, you filthy bitch.
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You're not getting away from me
that easy, you little slut.
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FIONA:
Shit. Shit.
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LUCY JOE: I'm gonna beat you like a pinata
till candy flies out of your ass.
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FIONA:
Shit.
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[LUCY JOE GRUNTING]
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Yeah. Fucking run.
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FIONA: Aah!
LUCY JOE: Come here, bitch!
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FRANK:
Sheils?
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Sheila?
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[BOTTLES RATTLING]
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How come I don't smell any breakfast?
59
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Oh! Jesus.
60
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Why are you nude?
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-Gotta air it out.
-Where's Sheila?
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Hair salon.
63
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Four—ninety—seven, 498, 499, 500.
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Excuse me?
65
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Hello.
66
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Can you tell Valerie
that I'll be a little late?
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Why the hell she gotta go
to a beauty salon?
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I'm the one that looks at her.
I don't give a rat's ass.
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Not for long.
Mom's hoping to get her old job back.
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Shit, I'm losing her, aren't I?
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-I'm making eggs. I'll make you some.
FIONA: Shit.
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LUCY JOE: Can't hide forever!
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Do not let that woman in.
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The hell did you do?
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LUCY JOE:
You know how I know you fucked him?
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He told me, you filthy penis mitten.
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[FRANK LAUGHS]
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Why would he do that?
Why would he tell her?
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Because you chose a pussy.
You always pick pussies.
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[FRANK CHUCKLES]
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It'll die down.
She'll turn all that anger back on him.
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If you're lucky,
you'll get one more desperation fuck.
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You better be on the pill, bitch! Huh?
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Craig's babies are all 10-pounders.
85
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You push one out, it'll tear you in two.
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I was chased from my own house
and now I'm hiding in yours.
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Holy shit, I'm you.
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-I have waited for this day.
JODY: Frank.
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FRANK:
Ahem. Under here.
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Oh, hey.
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H9)’-
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Want some eggs?
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You really do have a gift.
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Two hundred bones
at 50 cents a piece.
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I meant what I said.
We're not screwing anymore.
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Yeah, right.
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What, you were serious about that?
98
00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,862
Oh, a grain of sand?
That's all it takes?
99
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More than you ever gave me.
100
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-How much do you know about this guy?
-I know enough to know he's enough.
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We can still be friends, right?
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Right.
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What's with the Megan Fox shrine?
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LIP:
Carl's been sleeping in the van.
105
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Ha, ha. Is he even 10 yet?
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You know what?
I'm not even sure he's around.
107
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He's hanging out with Hank.
Another knee-high delinquent.
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Ten bucks says they're in juvie
by now.
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CARL: Guy must travel a lot.
-Nope. He's a midget.
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—Likes how these make him feel normal.
-Ha, ha.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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House Sitters, Incorporated.
113
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Mom, I told you, I need to keep this line
open for clients.
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[COUGHS]
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Tomorrow.
117
00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,583
Yeah, me too.
118
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Bummer the guy comes back
tomorrow.
119
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Relax, I got more gigs lined up.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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What was that?
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-What the hell's going on?
-Shit.
123
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-You said Thursday.
-It is Thursday.
124
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You were supposed to bring in
the mail and water, you little turd.
125
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You're drinking my booze?
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CARL: Thought you were kidding
about the midget thing.
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[ETHEL SCREAMS]
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Whoo!
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KEVIN:
Ethel, come on.
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Why don't you go upstairs
and borrow a suit from Debbie?
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No. I wouldn't feel comfortable unless
I was in my own swimming costume.
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All right. Suit yourself, party pooper.
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Coast clear?
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Yeah. Who we dodging today?
Bill collectors? Process servers?
135
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Mrs. Craig Heisner.
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What? You've been acting
like a dude all summer.
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It's okay for guys to play the field
but not me?
138
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Want guys running their dicks through
the dishwasher after they bone you?
139
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Shut up.
140
00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,987
-That's some serious UV protection.
-I know. She won't loosen up.
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I worry that she doesn't interact
with anybody her own age.
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Should I force her or what?
143
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I don't know.
I'm making this shit up as I go along.
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How'd she find out? Lucy Joe?
145
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Jesus, what is that, a rash?
146
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What? I think it's from that laundry soap
I got at the Family Dollar Store.
147
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Made in China.
Probably tainted with melamine.
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You're not going in the pool.
We gotta show that to V.
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-What about my kids?
-I don't have practice until later.
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—Me and Ethel can watch them.
-Ethel and I.
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You and I will are gonna go show this
to Veronica. Let's go.
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-Go on.
-Be careful.
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KEVIN:
Yeah!
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[KEVIN LAUGHING]
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[KIDS LAUGHING]
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JODY [OVER PHONE]:
You got Jody. Hello?
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Think it's possible to be named Jody
and not be a douche bag?
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Ever thought about
calling him Choady?
159
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,574
LIP: Tool hijacked my sex buddy.
-Revisionist history.
160
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LIP: What?
IAN: More than a sex buddy.
161
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No, that was my brain doing the thinking
while my ass was doing the talking.
162
00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,290
Wanna come
on the ice cream truck later?
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00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,835
-Can't, volunteering at the VA.
-A waste of time.
164
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Gonna look good
on my West Point application.
165
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You should be figuring out
how to work the system.
166
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-America's a meritocracy.
-They don't make bootstraps.
167
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How the hell you supposed to pull
yourself up by them, dumb-ass?
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Dumb-ass.
169
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LIP: Hey, I'm totally stealing Choady,
by the way.
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Veronica's not a nurse.
How's she supposed to diagnose this?
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She can tell us if it's worth ponying up
for the clinic.
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VERONICA:
Uh-oh. You came to hide under the bed?
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-I know.
-I thought Craig was just about catching up.
174
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It just sort of happened.
Check out this rash?
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Damn, that's nasty.
Almost looks like shingles.
176
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Scabies maybe?
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Let's see here.
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[VERONICA SIGHS]
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Been hiking in the woods lately?
180
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-What woods?
-I called Steve.
181
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-What?
-What? Why?
182
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,596
-Change in your diet?
-I just wanted to hear his voice, I think.
183
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,681
-Your throat hurt?
-No. Where is he?
184
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-I didn't ask.
-Best guess, stress rash.
185
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:13,109
I knew it. Day care's too much
for you to handle. This is my fault.
186
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,237
Why does everything
always have to become about you?
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-So no need for a doctor?
-Steroid cream first.
188
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,406
Should do away with the breakout.
But you're gonna have to start relaxing.
189
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Are we done here? I got a house
full of kids I need to get back to.
190
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VERONICA: Gonna call Steve again?
-I don't know.
191
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Might wanna figure out
why you wanna talk to him first.
192
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,043
This one here
is Mrs. Johnson's favorite.
193
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It likes to drink every day.
194
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,674
But this one over here is a bit finicky...
195
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...and only wants a little sip
on the weekends.
196
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,020
Weekends. Got it.
197
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,398
Now let me show you
the upstairs plants.
198
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,235
Ew. What the hell you want
with them nasty old boulder holders?
199
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I practice opening them.
200
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,785
Never know what kind of clasps
you're gonna encounter.
201
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,946
My motto: Be prepared.
202
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,884
Weekend came early.
203
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,843
I should give up some shifts
and help more with day care.
204
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,101
Your tips are the only thing
that's gonna get us through winter.
205
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,684
-You should not be carrying this much.
-It's only for two more weeks.
206
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,814
-Two weeks?
-School starts.
207
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:37,273
Deb, you're 11.
You need to start acting like it.
208
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,904
Want me to start collecting stickers
and lip gloss?
209
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,781
Yeah. Maybe hang out
at the park sometime.
210
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,192
Loitering.
211
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,533
How about you invite some friends over
and relax in the pool?
212
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,288
No lifeguard. Liability.
213
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,950
They come over, hang out in the pool,
and sleep over.
214
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,712
It'll be like a birthday-party
sleepover-party.
215
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,497
My birthday is not until October.
216
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:01,213
Hey. Well, it's somebody's birthday
somewhere, so we'll celebrate that.
217
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,173
Make a guest list.
218
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,596
Make your list or I will.
219
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Slut!
220
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,942
Did you know he was married?
221
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,535
At least it's chocolate.
222
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,904
Come on.
223
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,608
-Karen just left.
-Bummer.
224
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,237
-You think Sheila's gonna throw me out?
-Yep. Choady still on the couch?
225
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,491
Never should've fucked Dottie to death.
Cou|d've made that work.
226
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,572
-What's his last name?
-No money there.
227
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,658
If Sheila starts working again,
I am finished.
228
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:15,166
-Know where's he from?
-Probably at the beauty salon right now.
229
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:21,753
Five hundred and twenty-three,
524, 525.
230
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,167
I made it!
231
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,712
This is better than sex.
232
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,929
Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll have
a relapse by the end of the week.
233
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,220
She'll be joining you at the Alibi
by the end of the week.
234
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,480
Shit.
235
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,231
My room still open at home?
236
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,068
Uh....
237
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,353
Do you wanna stay here?
238
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,489
-It's where the heart is.
-Left side.
239
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,947
My advice: No one trades an MVP.
240
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,450
Make myself valuable. Untradeable.
241
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,115
-Exactly.
-You know what?
242
00:13:56,294 --> 00:14:02,506
The world out there is a scary place.
Maybe it needs to get even scarier.
243
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,430
-Lip. How's it going, man?
-Good.
244
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,810
Good. You know, I'm good, Choady.
Hey, is that short for anything? Uh, Jody.
245
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,641
Nope.
246
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,525
Do you, uh...?
Working anywhere these days?
247
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,607
-Nope.
-From around here or...?
248
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,273
-Wilmette.
-Family still there?
249
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,861
No.
250
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,244
Hey, you wanna, uh, grab a beer
with me tonight at the Alibi?
251
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,918
Kind of hoping my next time
at the Alibi would be with Mom.
252
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,625
Oh, your mom?
253
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,630
Sheila.
254
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,507
Right.
255
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:50,420
Hey, you know what you should do?
Scope the place out for her first.
256
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,341
Kind of like the secret service does
before the president goes anywhere.
257
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,261
Copy that. See you tonight.
258
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,224
KEVIN:
Yo, can you hustle, please?
259
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,770
I know you can run faster than that.
Ronelle. Come on, man.
260
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,314
-Pretend like you stole something.
GIRL: Move it. Yeah.
261
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,448
KEVIN:
You gotta move.
262
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,073
You gotta push your body.
263
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,783
Rebound. Push it. Outlet.
264
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,288
Push it.
265
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,992
Ethel, you think
you might wanna play a little bit?
266
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,411
I could throw you in there
for a few drills.
267
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,463
What are you looking at?
268
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,004
Malik? Are you looking at Malik?
269
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,549
Yo, Malik.
270
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,681
MALIK:
What's up, coach?
271
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,927
-This is Ethel.
-Oh, hey.
272
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,687
-Hello.
-Is he your little brother?
273
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,519
No, this is Jonah. He's my son.
274
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,767
Oh, no shit.
275
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,233
We should get our kids together
for a play date or some shit like that.
276
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,648
-Oh. How old is your little...?
-Girl.
277
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,533
-Thirteen months tomorrow.
-Such a sweet age.
278
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,491
-You better stay away from my man.
-Why you tripping?
279
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,786
-You know we're not together no more.
-I meant no harm.
280
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,417
Where I come from
it's an honor to share your man.
281
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,250
How about I honor you
with a brick upside your head?
282
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,131
All right, Tanisha.
This isn't Jerry Springer. Calm down.
283
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,544
Put all that spunk out on the court.
You too. Go.
284
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,139
You're a little shit starter.
285
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,223
BOY:
I got him, I got him.
286
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,141
SHEILA:
What's with this? Frank?
287
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:32,280
Frank, can you come take a look
at the stove? It's not lighting.
288
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,109
-You got it, babe.
-I just smell gas, honey.
289
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,032
It was fine this morning.
290
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,333
FRANK:
Let's see what we got here.
291
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,335
Aha.
292
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,588
-Just a little loose.
-Oh.
293
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,126
[FRANK SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
294
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,672
-Thank you, Frankie.
-That's what I'm here for.
295
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,086
Aw.
296
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:59,223
Boy, glad you noticed that.
Could have blown up the whole house.
297
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,009
Took out an entire block in California.
Sixteen dead.
298
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,974
I know. Terrible.
299
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,764
-Did you see that article in the paper?
-What article?
300
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,151
Guy walked into a market and cut off
a woman's head with a machete.
301
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,061
-Which market?
-What?
302
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,446
Which market was it?
303
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,530
Who cares? What matters is
that he would do that for no reason.
304
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,866
-Well, he must have had a reason.
-It says he just went nuts.
305
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,497
Well, that's a reason.
306
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,461
I'm trying to tell you
it's dangerous out there, Sheils.
307
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,963
So promise me
you won't go to a market.
308
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,590
Well, Frank, you never told me
which market.
309
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,628
Any of them. Ever.
310
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:41,766
I don't want anything to happen
to you because I love you.
311
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,803
So stop asking
stupid fucking questions.
312
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,596
Frank.
313
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,730
Sweetie, I love you too.
314
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:54,021
But I have learned in therapy that you
can't control what goes on in the world.
315
00:17:54,198 --> 00:18:00,364
No. You can just choose
to be a part of it every single day.
316
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,830
[FIONA CHUCKLES]
317
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,211
I almost didn't make it.
318
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,589
I had to take the long way around
to avoid Lucy Joe and her banner.
319
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,139
Don't you wish the sex
was worth the punishment?
320
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,303
Hi, Craig, you need to call off
your mouth-foaming bitch of a wife.
321
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,392
And this is Fiona Gallagher.
Thank you. Bye.
322
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,647
Smooth.
323
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,777
-I still don't understand why he told her.
-He's a pussy. You always pick pussies.
324
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,278
Well, they are what they eat.
325
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,529
[VERONICA LAUGHS]
326
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,691
Oh, Richard's back from France
this week.
327
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,200
-The Jasmine set up?
-Yeah.
328
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,282
Me, Jasmine, David and him
are gonna hang. Maybe you and Kev?
329
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,869
Pass. Have fun in the Viagra triangle.
330
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,911
Deb's having a sleepover party.
I told her she had to. You have to come.
331
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,124
I can't. I'm working overnight
at the home.
332
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:57,292
Do you wanna hear her guest list?
Fiona, Veronica and Aunt Ginger.
333
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,962
Poor kid. Three people on her list,
two of them stuck in an old age home.
334
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,051
She's got no friends, V.
335
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,807
How did I not see
that she had no friends?
336
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,141
Hey, you. Can I see some ID, please?
337
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,348
-Are you kidding me?
-Show me something.
338
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,232
I gotta cover my ass.
339
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,197
Thank you, Dwayne Foster.
340
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,987
Could Ijust get a Coke?
341
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,119
Now, why would you do that?
342
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,081
-What?
-Not drink.
343
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,420
I gotta piss.
344
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,426
How am I supposed
to loosen him up...
345
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,765
...and get any shit on this guy
if he's sober?
346
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,223
I'm telling you, I don't think the guy
has any dirt on him at all.
347
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,565
-He's gotta have an angle.
-He's just some Joe Bag-a-donuts, dude.
348
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,773
Or a John Wayne Gacy.
I'm gonna pinch his wallet.
349
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,364
KEVIN:
Hey, got your Coke.
350
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,120
Weird. Karen's number
is written in the stall.
351
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,780
LIP: Hm.
KEVIN: Huh. There you go.
352
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:14,919
-Aw, shit! I'm sorry, man.
-I got some on my leg. Be right back.
353
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,795
Ahh, I'm sorry about that.
354
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,429
Suck up.
355
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,807
Fucking dick.
356
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,932
[DOOR OPENS]
357
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,107
Give me his wallet and phone,
you retard.
358
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,441
That dyke chick on Glee
says it's not cool to use that word.
359
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,275
Why are you such a dick?
360
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,738
On the subject of clicks,
does Choady have a choad or what?
361
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,154
You're better than this guy, Karen.
362
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,169
Thing is, Lip, I'm not.
363
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,681
Malik may come by today with Tamika,
if that's okay.
364
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,850
Fine. But they eat, we charge them.
365
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,813
-Thought you'd still be asleep.
-We have a party to plan.
366
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,025
Most important part of any birthday
celebration: the cake.
367
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,484
What are you feeling?
368
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:32,905
Hmm, strawberry and cheese coffee cake
from Weber's Bakery. Definitely.
369
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,162
Even your taste in food
is like a 40-year old.
370
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,919
Okay, it's your party.
371
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,249
-Triple espresso lattes.
FIONA: Hi, Jasmine.
372
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,635
-Does she have a key now?
-It was open.
373
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,432
You really shouldn't sleep
in your makeup. Look at Courtney Love.
374
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,218
Ooh, you are so welcome, Miss Debbie.
375
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,354
-So has he called you?
-Who?
376
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,273
-Richard. I gave him your number.
-Of course you did.
377
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,526
You haven't been home,
have you, dirty girl?
378
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,277
Spent the night on David's boat.
379
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:08,157
Richard's somewhere on business.
Rome? Singapore? Someplace exotic.
380
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,784
I got a little left from last night.
You want some?
381
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,116
Jesus, it's 8 in the morning.
382
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:18,076
David might be taking me to Paris.
He's got some kind of conference.
383
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,667
-What are you gonna tell Hal?
-Uh, I'll think of something.
384
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,588
What'd you tell him last night?
385
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,508
My mom's sick, I've been nursing
her back to health.
386
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,086
Using your mom's breast cancer
to cheat on your husband?
387
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,217
Only good thing about
her double mastectomy.
388
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,095
-Daughter of the Year.
-You're one to talk.
389
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,552
Miss Heisner been back
with baby and the bat?
390
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,353
You hear about that?
391
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,601
That's priceless.
392
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,810
[PHONE CHIMES]
393
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,358
Do you mind if I shower
and, uh, change upstairs?
394
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,571
-Sure.
-When Richard does call, just say yes.
395
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,865
He's a good one. He's got the cash
to treat you right...
396
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,331
...and he can probably still get it up
on his own.
397
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,049
Did you know the trigonometric moment
problem has infinite solutions...
398
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:11,679
-...if the Toeplitz matrix A is invertible?
-Yep. Nothing but parking tickets.
399
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,008
This Choady guy makes vanilla
taste like fucking Thai spice.
400
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,558
You ran a background check?
401
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,805
Ton)’-
402
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,188
The only remotely interesting
thing is a restraining order...
403
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,437
...against his ex-girlfriend
because she threw a camera at him.
404
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,398
He's fucking ridiculous, this guy.
405
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,063
You're like Liam
when someone touches his toys.
406
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,400
I don't find any dirt,
I'll just make some.
407
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,611
Think you could hang out
Saturday night?
408
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,779
Deb's sleepover. Fill out the guest list.
409
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,036
-Sure.
-I'll bring strippers and a hookah pipe.
410
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,163
I'm kidding.
411
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,920
I thought it was funny.
412
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,466
[SINGING] The people on the bus
All smell like pee
413
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,970
Smell like pee, smell like pee
414
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:58,225
The people on the bus all smell like pee
Most likely because they peed
415
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,971
You know what works?
Unfiltered applejuice.
416
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:05,983
I'm gonna try that because little girl here
hasn't made a dookie in three days.
417
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,189
Poor baby.
418
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,781
You live with your
great-grandparents?
419
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,699
I do, which is pretty cool.
420
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,244
I mean, they're good people and all...
421
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:21,157
...but it sucks because they're getting
so old it's hard for them to do stuff.
422
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,289
Like go to the park, lift things,
work the remote.
423
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,338
Yeah. It's the same
with my husband, Clyde.
424
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,920
We had to get one of those phones
with the giant numbers.
425
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,254
Oh....
426
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,841
Need a hand with this diaper change.
All the way up the back.
427
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,507
-I'll be back in a minute.
-Okay.
428
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,346
[JONAH CRYING]
429
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,354
-I know.
-Oh, God.
430
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,562
Gotta tell his mom to knock it off
with the fruit strips.
431
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,397
Get the wipes. Hurry.
432
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,819
What? Shh.
433
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,986
No, of course not. We're just friends.
434
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,573
He totally likes you.
435
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,032
We have a lot in common
because of our children, but that's it.
436
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:04,746
[DEBBIE HUMS]
437
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,206
Besides the fact
that I'm already married.
438
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:12,216
So Clyde gets to have 10 wives
but you can only have one husband?
439
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:18,302
Lamp's on the fritz.
I'll look at it later today.
440
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,598
-Where are you going?
SHEILA: Karen and I...
441
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,268
-...are going to look at wedding dresses.
-What?
442
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,597
What did I tell you about
what can happen to a woman shopping?
443
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:29,149
Sheils, I need you here. With me.
444
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,569
-Safe. With your head on.
-Sweetie, nothing's going to happen.
445
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,232
I'll be with Karen.
We'll use the buddy system.
446
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,238
Don't worry.
447
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,778
Karen?
448
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,072
FRANK: You're not gonna take
Cole Street are you?
449
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,741
That woman was just attacked
on Cole Street.
450
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,326
What woman?
451
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,335
Uh....
452
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,872
Seventy-seven years old.
Animal tried to rape her.
453
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,838
Luckily her dog scared him away.
454
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,840
We should get a dog.
455
00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,677
KAREN: Heh. We have Frank.
FRANK: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
456
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,466
You have shit on the carpet.
457
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,803
-You know, why do you have to--?
-You guys, listen.
458
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,519
This is a big day for me, all right?
No bickering.
459
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,230
Sorry, Mom. Let's go.
460
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,772
JODY: Go get them, Mom.
SHEILA: Thanks, Jody.
461
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,281
—Proud of her.
-Yeah. No, me too.
462
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:24,117
Ijust hope she doesn't push herself
too hard.
463
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,200
Her doctor tells me
she's very fragile right now.
464
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,704
Ripe for a relapse.
465
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,378
I hear you, man,
Karen's pretty fragile too.
466
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,083
Not the first word
that comes to mind, but, okay.
467
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:39,762
Like a baby deer in the forest,
and life's like the hunter.
468
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,593
I think you should expand
your social circle a little.
469
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,725
Why? You have us, and V,
and your pushy friend Jasmine...
470
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,232
-...and that seems to be enough.
-I'm trying to expand my circle too.
471
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,642
Meet new people.
472
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,774
[DEBBIE & FIONA GASP]
473
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:09,120
What about Ethel? Why not invite her?
474
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,626
-She's more of a colleague.
-Come on.
475
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,706
Okay, fine.
So it'll be you, me and Ethel.
476
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,291
-And Carl.
-What?
477
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,586
-You're coming to Deb's sleepover.
-Sounds gay.
478
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,425
-You can bring a friend.
CARL: Okay.
479
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,348
I want you to invite two kids
from your class you like.
480
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:29,053
-I don't like any kids in my class.
-Then two more you sort of like.
481
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:34,017
Or can stand to be around, or think are
cool, or think maybe might like you.
482
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:38,403
Hey, you're a good kid, Deb,
you deserve friends.
483
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,031
-No money, no drink.
-I'm not here to drink.
484
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,207
-That.
-Stan's Luger? No way.
485
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,127
He pulled that off a dead Kraut's
fingers on the Rhine.
486
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,830
Then shot the guy in the nuts
for shits and giggles.
487
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,837
-Can Ijust see it?
-You can see it from there.
488
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,411
Debbie, hi. Iwas, uh, just about
to cross-check. You wanna watch?
489
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,406
Bullshit. Where?
490
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:35,411
-There.
-You know Holly Herkimer, right?
491
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,296
Holly Hickey-Maker? Ha, ha. Yeah, why?
492
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,003
Son of a bitch.
493
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,710
Introduce me to Holly,
you can come to my sleepover.
494
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,637
-Cool. When is it?
-Tomorrow.
495
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:48,807
Here, let me just check my schedule.
496
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,139
Yeah, yeah. That should work.
497
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,721
Great.
498
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:04,073
-Gearing up for bank robbery season?
-I don't have any whippets, Frank.
499
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,491
Saw spray paint cans you could huff.
500
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,745
-Why do you think I want something?
-You're breathing.
501
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:13,203
Hoping to gank a couple of rounds
of ammo from you.
502
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,916
-Who you hunting?
-Trying to scare off a neighborhood dog.
503
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,500
Yeah? Anybody I know?
504
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,300
A fucking Luger? That's sweet, man.
505
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,429
-It was my father's.
-I don't think they make ammo for that.
506
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,347
-Aw, come on. Just one cap.
-One cap?
507
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,225
Slugs are specific to each gun.
It's not a mix-and-match.
508
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:35,229
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Guns ain't Garanimals.
509
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,404
[SCREAMS]
510
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,664
FRANK: Jesus.
KAREN: What the hell was that?
511
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,993
I'm sure it was just a car backfiring,
sweetie.
512
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:04,292
Scratched cornea. Brass bits and gas
ripped into my eye.
513
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,298
You're lucky that's all.
In cartoons, whole head explodes.
514
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,680
She's not giving up, Kev.
515
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,763
Sheila's gonna be down here tomorrow
unless I can stop her.
516
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:17,187
It won't be that big a deal.
She'll come down, sit, have a drink...
517
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:20,690
...laugh a little, dance maybe.
Could be totally harmless.
518
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:26,697
I know we all love to bust balls
around here, but seriously, guys...
519
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:30,405
...if Sheils makes it tomorrow, promise
to keep your mouths shut about me?
520
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:34,367
-No. Fuck you.
-You banged her kid. I'm telling.
521
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,576
[MAN LAUGHS]
522
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,047
Dan, my man.
523
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:50,591
Ha.
524
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:54,224
-Very funny, asshole.
-Come on. I'm just messing with you.
525
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,261
Look at us, we look like
a couple of pirates.
526
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,017
Let me buy you a drink,
old Danny boy.
527
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,226
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
528
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:09,148
-What do you want, Martin?
-Uh, Simon. My name is Simon.
529
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,404
This is my friend, Debbie Gallagher.
530
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,703
Hi. We're actually
in the same history class.
531
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,706
-We are?
-I let you cheat off me all the time.
532
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,997
Oh. Good for you.
533
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:25,460
Um.... Gallagher? Any relation to Lip?
534
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:31,887
Yeah, he's my brother.
It's short for Phillip, Lip is.
535
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:40,851
So I was just wondering if you'd wanna
come to my sleepover tomorrow night?
536
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,312
-Is there gonna be food?
-Hell, yeah.
537
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,735
-Can we watch an R-rated movie?
-Sure.
538
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:52,066
-Is your brother gonna be there?
-Probably, yeah.
539
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,404
Okay-
540
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,664
Oh.
541
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,622
Cool. I'll see you there.
542
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:10,259
Linda doesn't know, but she letting me
borrow her kids‘ Kinect for Deb's party.
543
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,714
Sweet.
544
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,048
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
545
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,387
What are you watching?
546
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,763
Some shit on The Learning Channel
about pole dancers.
547
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,721
-Speaking of hookers, how's Karen?
-Fuck off.
548
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,393
Still working on Operation Choady.
549
00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,059
Got a couple ideas
on how to lose the guy.
550
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,191
-Why don't we just kill him?
-So not worth the time in jail.
551
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:34,950
Thinking more along the lines of planting
naked photos of Liam on his laptop.
552
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,619
-Oh, good one.
-Yeah, I thought so. Thanks.
553
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,043
Now, seriously,
this does nothing for you?
554
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,338
—Still gay-
—Still gay-
555
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,548
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! is X-rated.
I said you can watch something R-rated.
556
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:58,011
-It's gotta be edgy and cool.
-The object is to be scared, not scarred.
557
00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,426
Maybe Lip and Ian have something.
558
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:03,596
You are not gonna be happy.
We gotta work tomorrow night.
559
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:07,391
-I can't. Deb's party's tomorrow night.
-Ivan rented the place for a party.
560
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:11,570
You're the one who made me have this
stupid party. If you flake it's gonna suck.
561
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,856
-No, it won't.
—Yes, it will.
562
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,696
-Can somebody take my shift?
-Some hall of fame party.
563
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,610
Anybody who doesn't work is fired.
564
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,238
Maybe we can make the party
another night.
565
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,408
-Work your shift. We got the party.
-You can be here all night?
566
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:28,955
Of course. It's gonna be the hottest
party ever. Mandy's coming, too.
567
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:34,043
-Oh, my God, this is gonna be so cool.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
568
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,802
This is gonna be so cool.
569
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,255
DEBBIE:
Don't kill me.
570
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,095
LIP:
Oh, God. We almost dropped you.
571
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:48,852
[PHONE DIALING]
572
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,814
STEVE [ON RECORDING]:
It's Steve. Leave some words.
573
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:57,445
Total long shot. Do you wanna come
to Debbie's sleepover tomorrow night?
574
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:01,111
Might be tough,
coming from halfway around the world.
575
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:05,032
I mean, it looks like I may not even
be able to make it and I live right here.
576
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,909
I'm making no sense.
577
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,669
Okay-
578
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,921
Call me.
579
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,692
VERONICA: Good morning, baby.
-Morning.
580
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:40,234
-Where's Ethel?
-She's at Malik's crib having a playdate.
581
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,028
-You let her go?
-They're just friends.
582
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,663
Boys like Malik
don't have friends with vaginas.
583
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,332
It's awesome she's hanging
with people her own age.
584
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:51,916
-Doing something other than chores.
-Probably got her doing his chores.
585
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:55,548
-What's your beef with Malik?
-I don't want Ethel dating that black kid.
586
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,176
Racist. You're a racist.
587
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,213
I am not a racist.
I don't hate all black people, Kev.
588
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,596
Just the ones who make babies at 14
and probably can't read.
589
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:05,804
Wow.
590
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,939
-What the hell you smiling at?
-You're a mama bear.
591
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,443
-What?
-Mama bear with your baby Ethel cub.
592
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,486
Shut up.
593
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,190
-My mama bear.
-Shut it now.
594
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,404
My little mama bear.
595
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,078
So you're kind of like a 12-year-old girl.
596
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,910
Which flick do you think
we should watch at Deb's party?
597
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:31,076
Nightmare on Elm Street.
Remake, still scary as shit.
598
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,003
Karen got ready with the drapes open,
which was awesome.
599
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,382
Then stopped for some cigarette's
and went to work at the movies.
600
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:41,382
Be there till late. Last show gets out at,
like, 1:00, plus clean up.
601
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:45,344
-Thanks, buddy.
IAN: You got Carl following her around now?
602
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,474
Can't believe
you're cock-blocking Karen.
603
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,388
-She has no cock. How am I blocking it?
-Let her go, man.
604
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:55,851
What do you want?
Huh? You wanna marry her?
605
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,940
Be with her forever?
606
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,775
I'm looking out for her.
She's my best friend.
607
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,031
I'm your best friend.
She's your fuck buddy.
608
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,363
You're my brother
who should shut the fuck up.
609
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,778
IAN: Friends want
what's best for each other.
610
00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:11,165
-This could be the best thing for Karen.
-You know what's best for everyone?
611
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,123
The kid who wants to die for a country
that thinks he's one of God's mistakes?
612
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,162
A shrink said
I'm one of God's mistakes.
613
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:19,833
The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm.
She put my dick in her mouth.
614
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,793
-What?
-You need to shut the fuck up.
615
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,129
So what?
You get her to dump the guy...
616
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,217
...stick around for when Carl gets his
first woody, so she can work him too?
617
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,145
I already had my first woody.
In history class.
618
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,227
Talking about how Marie Antoinette's
head got chopped off.
619
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,858
You freebasing lycopene now,
you worthless piece of shit?
620
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:46,659
-Why you gotta be such an asshole?
-Apple fell where you dropped it.
621
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:50,784
You think, uh, Karen and that guy
are a done deal?
622
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,918
Who knows? She's a flighty thing.
623
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:58,546
Actually, kind of reminds me
of your mother.
624
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,378
A beautiful mess.
625
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,094
That was smart,
coming in your pajamas already.
626
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,426
These aren't my pajamas.
627
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:10,759
One strawberry and cheese
coffee cake from Weber's.
628
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,686
DEBBIE: Thanks. Yum.
-I gotta get ready for work.
629
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,973
You look gorgeous, party girl.
630
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:20,436
-Oh, my. You look lovely.
-Thank you.
631
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,403
Dinner was great, Mom.
632
00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:25,732
Schnitze|'s the same thing
as chicken parmesan...
633
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,492
...only without the tomato sauce
and cheese.
634
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,654
-Did you know that?
-No.
635
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,914
Did you know that, Frank?
636
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:36,576
Yeah, it's breaded chicken.
Chicken nuggets are just mini-schnitzels.
637
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,918
-It's the same shit.
-It really is.
638
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:44,550
-I've gotta go.
-Wait, wait, wait. Go where? Where?
639
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,212
I'm going to Gayle's house
to watch a movie.
640
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,969
And it's only a half a block
from the Alibi.
641
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,517
Which means tomorrow
I'll make it there.
642
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,804
-Let me get this.
-Thank you, Frankie.
643
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,522
ISIGHS]
644
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:02,151
I feel so frisky tonight. Stay home.
645
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:05,480
—Stay home and play with me.
-Oh, Frankie.
646
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:08,775
You know what, sweetie?
I am very flattered.
647
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:12,445
But Gayle, she's the one that tried
to hang herself that one time...
648
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,616
...so I really try not to let her down.
649
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:20,037
-But I'm flattered.
-Wait. Do I feel hot to you?
650
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,622
I think I'm sick.
Stay and make soup for me?
651
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,709
You feel fine.
I'll be back before you know it...
652
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:29,513
...and if you're still feeling oogie,
I'll make you some ginger tea.
653
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,344
JODY: Good luck, Mom.
SHEILA: Thank you, Jody.
654
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:33,884
Shit.
655
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,187
You wanna play Husker Du?
656
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:39,473
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
657
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,891
Don't-—
658
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,984
MAN: Oh, thank God.
-Oh, my God.
659
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,442
Thank God someone was home.
Please, help me.
660
00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,698
What happened? Frank, call 911.
661
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:52,198
I was walking down the street
when this bus mirror caught my arm...
662
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:56,706
...and just kept going.
Dragged me 50 feet. Where's my arm?
663
00:38:56,918 --> 00:39:00,206
Frank, put pressure on this.
I'm gonna go look for the arm.
664
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,171
How was I?
665
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,083
It was a good performance,
just the wrong audience.
666
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,131
You eating this?
667
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,212
Knock yourself out.
668
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:22,850
Thanks, guys. Hey, it's your party.
No work. Come on.
669
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,313
FIONA: Got a light?
-Yeah.
670
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:29,739
-Thanks for sticking around tonight.
-It's for Deb, it's not for you.
671
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,992
Still, thanks. Okay.
672
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,071
-Hey, party girl.
DEBBIE: Hi.
673
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,615
I brought you a couple black lights.
Set the mood.
674
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,533
It makes most people better looking.
675
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,960
Aren't they good for finding
traces of blood?
676
00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,458
My dad uses them
to snuff out fake bills.
677
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,794
That shirt gets any lower
it'll be undenlvear.
678
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:51,678
-More skin, more skins.
CARL: Ding Dongs. Awesome.
679
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,506
DEBBIE: Carl, those are for guests.
-Good, I brought one.
680
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,887
Hey, birthday girl, I'm Little Hank.
681
00:39:57,103 --> 00:40:00,470
Hi, I'm Debbie.
And it's not really my birthday.
682
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,639
Good, because
I didn't really bring you a present.
683
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,852
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
684
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:12,782
-Hi, I'm here for the Gallagher thing.
-Really?
685
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,779
You invited Holly Herkimer?
She's like 15.
686
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:21,617
You said anyone from class. It's not
her fault she's still in fourth grade.
687
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:25,249
-Yes, it is.
-Still got sparklers from the fourth.
688
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,709
Make sparkler bombs.
Where's the duct tape?
689
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:31,126
CARL: In my kidnap kit in the van. I'll get it.
-Let's go.
690
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,383
-You sure you got this?
LIP: Yeah, no problem.
691
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,557
Okay, have fun. Not too much fun.
692
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:42,228
I'm sorry I gotta go. I hope you have
a really great time tonight.
693
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,059
Me too.
694
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:45,727
Okay-
695
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,147
[GIRL SCREAMING ON TV]
696
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,042
Can I get you another
slice of pizza, Hank?
697
00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,330
Little Hank. Hank's my old man,
he's an asshole.
698
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,669
My dad too.
699
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:19,136
[sNrFFs]
700
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,013
What are you doing?
701
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:25,021
Want to see what your hair smelled like.
Thought it would smell like flowers...
702
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,978
...but it's cigarettes and coconuts.
Still totally hot.
703
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,936
I've already seen this movie
and this pizza sucks.
704
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:34,606
-Sorry. Can I make you a grilled cheese?
-You can make me one.
705
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,949
Where's Lip?
706
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,155
[BOTH GRUNTING]
707
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,030
God, you are so fucking hot.
This is amazing.
708
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,199
Flattery will get you everywhere.
709
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,374
Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us.
710
00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,171
He won't.
711
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:03,847
[MUFFLED GROANS]
712
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,405
I bet you could get
any guy into bed, huh?
713
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:19,067
Yeah, why?
714
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:20,947
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
715
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,958
-Karen home?
-At work. Pulling a double.
716
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,754
Mind if I wait?
717
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:05,030
STEVE [ON RECORDING]:
This is Steve. Leave some words.
718
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,078
[ADAM MIMICS BIRD CALL]
719
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,086
ADAM: Hey, I bet you're wondering
where I've been.
720
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,291
Not really.
721
00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,673
-China. Putting together a deal.
-Wow.
722
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,209
-Anybody pee in your Coke?
-Ooh.
723
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:21,011
-That an offer?
-I'd love to, but I gotta get home.
724
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,343
-Oh, come on, I'll drive you.
-Such a gentleman.
725
00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:26,385
Uh-uh. Ulterior motive. I figure this way...
726
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,474
...maybe I get an offer to come inside
for a nightcap.
727
00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:32,106
I think you've had enough.
How about I drive you?
728
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,194
-This is a good ride.
-Yeah, all right.
729
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:40,232
This is a big first step.
I don't let anybody drive her.
730
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,784
-Not even valets.
-Oh, that's smart. I hear they steal cars.
731
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,823
-Yeah, okay. Easy, easy, easy.
-Relax. I know how to work a stick.
732
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,782
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
733
00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:54,958
[FIONA YELLS]
734
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:11,516
Psst.
735
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:16,643
I got duct tape if you want.
We can put her in the van.
736
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,524
Wanna see how fast
I can unhook your bra?
737
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:27,036
I don't wear a bra, runt.
Move, I have to pee.
738
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,618
Ow.
739
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,548
LIP:
My God, woman, you work fast.
740
00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,684
HOLLY: True. I've done some of my best work
on a hall pass.
741
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,603
What the--? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly.
742
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:56,353
HOLLY: I won't tell.
-Fuck. Get out. Now.
743
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,108
Holly, out. No.
744
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,117
What the fuck?
745
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:09,991
SIMON: Ow.
DEBBIE: Ow.
746
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,031
HANK: What the--?
ETHEL: What's going on?
747
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:15,334
-Lip's an asshole. I'm out of here.
-Want me to kick his ass?
748
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:17,119
I'm making waffles for breakfast.
749
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,755
Yeah? Well, you can shove mine
up Lip's ass.
750
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:22,383
ADAM:
No, easy, easy.
751
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,588
That's good.
752
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:25,173
[FIONA LAUGHS]
753
00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:28,260
ADAM: The Fast and the Furious, huh?
-Thanks for the ride.
754
00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,924
Mm-hm. Oh.
755
00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,592
Sorry for throwing up.
756
00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:34,971
Holly?
757
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,932
-Carl, what happened?
-I don't know.
758
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:39,983
Jesus.
759
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,231
What is going on?
760
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:44,522
Holly left my party
because of something Lip did.
761
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:48,030
-You didn't.
-No, I didn't. I blew her off and she split.
762
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:50,661
You could have done her
so my party wouldn't suck.
763
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,784
-Deb, she's 14.
-Which one's Holly?
764
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,039
She left. And then Little Hank left too.
765
00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:01,919
Deb, I'm sure the rest of the party
was awesome.
766
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,010
How would you know?
You weren't here.
767
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,837
-You Craig?
-Who?
768
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,471
-No.
SIMON: Hey.
769
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,720
-You wanna open my present now?
DEBBIE: No, Simon.
770
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,351
I don't really give a shit
about your present.
771
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,269
Great job chaperoning.
772
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,601
What would you have me do?
Sleep with the kid?
773
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,143
This is my worst birthday ever.
774
00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:24,528
LIP:
Deb, let me make it up to you.
775
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,356
How about I take you to a R-rated
movie some time?
776
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,696
Little Hank too?
777
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,907
He's not gonna go with just me.
Can Holly come too?
778
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,159
Fine.
779
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,919
-A double date.
-No. Just me buying...
780
00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,297
...and escorting.
781
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,837
Deal.
782
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:54,930
I should-- I should probably brush my
teeth before we make out or anything.
783
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,846
-Sleep it off on the couch.
-No-- Hey, I can drive.
784
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:01,812
No, you can't.
I'll see you in the morning.
785
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:10,525
-You think my car will still be there?
FIONA: Parts of it.
786
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,463
Jesus, Chr-- That's-- Don't do that.
787
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,544
Top of the morning.
788
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,758
Let's go to the Alibi. Come on.
I wanna meet all your co-workers.
789
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:34,139
-I don't-- My shift doesn't start until noon.
-Oh.
790
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,218
Okay-
791
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:41,268
You know what they say:
792
00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:45,397
The early bird catches the worm.
793
00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:48,525
-I caught it.
-Yeah.
794
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,779
Jesus. Is that your fist?
795
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,365
No, it's my foot.
796
00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,739
No, no, no.
797
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,828
You said no toys.
798
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:04,582
-I can wiggle my toes.
-Yeah.
799
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:08,249
-This little piggy went to market.
-Ahh! Ha, ha.
800
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,590
-And this little piggy stayed home.
-Okay, that's two piggies, right?
801
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:19,761
-This little piggy had roast beef.
-Ahh! Ha, ha.
802
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,722
-And this little piggy had none.
-Oh, God.
803
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,767
-But this little piggy...
-No, no, no. Not all the way home.
804
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,936
-Not all the way home.
-...he went all the way home.
805
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:31,277
~Oh!
‘Oh! Whoo!
806
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,691
[FIONA SIGHS]
807
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,913
Carl, knock it off.
808
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,540
[WATER SPLASHES]
809
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,671
[VERONICA LAUGHING]
810
00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:50,458
VERONICA: He can't throw it.
Don, let me play baseball.
811
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,097
I'm sorry I had to miss your party.
812
00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:01,519
So tell me about Hank.
813
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,013
He's cute, isn't he?
814
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:05,226
[FIONA CHUCKLES]
815
00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,438
Hey, uh, you got any coffee?
816
00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:11,687
Hi, uh, I'm Adam.
817
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,317
You married?
818
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,527
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
819
00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:21,156
Hit me with the bat already,
I don't have time for this.
820
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,619
Wasn't my idea
to come to an adu|terer's house.
821
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:28,250
It was mine.
Well, actually, our priest.
822
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:32,087
He thinks we can put this whole thing
behind us, but we need your help.
823
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,927
-My help?
-Who the hell is this?
824
00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,677
-Hi, I'm Adam.
-Just go do what you came here to do.
825
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,225
I am asking...
826
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:48,853
...both of you for your forgiveness.
827
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,444
I forgive you. We done now?
828
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:53,855
Do you forgive me?
829
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:58,863
Iwant to. I really do.
830
00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:02,701
But every time I start to picture it,
I just want to rip your head off.
831
00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:05,283
Okay, what I hear you saying...
832
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:09,749
...is that you want to forgive me,
you just need a little bit more time.
833
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,168
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
834
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:19,717
[CHUCKLES]
835
00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:28,977
[sOBSi
836
00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:40,780
[SNIFFLES]
837
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:46,532
DEBBIE: Come on.
Kev's like a giant, that's not fair.
838
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:48,617
Life's not fair. Haven't you learned?
839
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,128
-Take her down.
-Hold on there, girl.
840
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:52,546
You going down.
841
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:55,999
I don't play.
842
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,886
-Looks like your rash is clearing up.
DEBBIE: Yeah.
843
00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,259
You guys done with your therapy?
844
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:05,392
They're still in the house. He's singing
"Your Body Is a Wonderland."
845
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:06,684
KEVIN:
Who's this?
846
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:09,722
-Oh. Kevin, Adam. Adam, Kevin.
-Nice to meet you.
847
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,482
-Oh, sorry, bro.
-Welcome.
848
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,648
LIP:
Hey, you okay?
849
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:16,983
[GRUNTS]
850
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:21,070
Why the fuck was Mandy Milkovich
at my house trying to screw Jody?
851
00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,865
He turned her down
and told me what happened.
852
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,529
Because he's a fucking pussy.
853
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,410
-Fuck you.
-Hey, hey.
854
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:30,827
KAREN: Stay the fuck away from me.
Stay the fuck away from Jody.
855
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,913
And stay the fuck away
from this baby.
856
00:51:57,156 --> 00:52:00,990
Feel my head. Feel my head one more
time. I'm sure I'm running hot this time.
857
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,742
Frank, you are always like that
after sex.
858
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,073
Seriously, you're like
a little steam engine.
859
00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:11,163
Now come on, you're already
late for work. Let's go.
860
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,167
Come on.
861
00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:20,042
Come on.
862
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:34,602
[HUMMING]
863
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:43,528
[DRONING NOISE]
864
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,218
[SHEILA SCREAMING]
865
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:14,388
Thank you. Thank you.
866
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,181
Yeah.
867
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,225
Okay-
868
00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:19,644
[FRANK WHISTLING]
869
00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,067
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